1 00:00:02,872 --> 00:00:05,623 ♪ the simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:07,843 --> 00:00:09,027 D'oh! 3 00:00:30,599 --> 00:00:32,901 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:03,580 ♪ The Simpsons 23x14 ♪ Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart Original Air Date on March 4, 2012 5 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:07,105 == sync, corrected by elderman == 6 00:01:07,295 --> 00:01:09,262 Dad? Dad? 7 00:01:17,038 --> 00:01:18,455 Yes! Awake! Let's do this! 8 00:01:18,539 --> 00:01:20,574 Dad, I wanted to give you a heads-up. 9 00:01:20,641 --> 00:01:22,426 Mom's birthday is tomorrow. 10 00:01:22,493 --> 00:01:25,278 It's time to start your annual mad dash around town 11 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,714 to get her a present that's not completely insulting. 12 00:01:27,782 --> 00:01:30,450 You know, sweetie, there was a time when I would've killed 13 00:01:30,518 --> 00:01:33,286 for that information, but I'm pleased to announce 14 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,856 I've already bought your mother a present. 15 00:01:37,225 --> 00:01:41,395 And brace yourself, I put some thought into it. 16 00:01:42,513 --> 00:01:43,797 It's a state-of-the-art 17 00:01:43,865 --> 00:01:45,449 food mash-'em-upper. 18 00:01:45,516 --> 00:01:48,552 Wha...? Mom is gonna love that! 19 00:01:48,619 --> 00:01:50,604 Love?! 20 00:01:50,671 --> 00:01:52,205 Your mom's gonna feel so good, 21 00:01:52,273 --> 00:01:55,942 it'll make mere love seem like chewing tinfoil. 22 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:59,062 Because today, I'm getting it autographed. 23 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:00,464 By who? Lenny? 24 00:02:00,531 --> 00:02:03,233 By the box lady herself! 25 00:02:03,301 --> 00:02:05,869 Whoa-whoa-whoa! 26 00:02:05,937 --> 00:02:09,539 Yeah-ohaa! 27 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,168 Man, oh, man, look at this place. 28 00:02:21,235 --> 00:02:23,737 Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise: 29 00:02:23,805 --> 00:02:25,705 "island something." 30 00:02:25,773 --> 00:02:28,108 It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals. 31 00:02:28,176 --> 00:02:30,710 They have jellies made of fruits I've never heard of! 32 00:02:30,778 --> 00:02:33,680 These'll go great with betel nut butter. 33 00:02:33,748 --> 00:02:35,749 Wow, I don't believe the Simpsons 34 00:02:35,817 --> 00:02:37,284 will be shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart anymore. 35 00:02:37,351 --> 00:02:39,186 Oh, really? 36 00:02:39,253 --> 00:02:41,788 Apu! What are you doing out of your natural habitat? 37 00:02:41,856 --> 00:02:44,040 I am finding out who my real customers are, 38 00:02:44,108 --> 00:02:46,009 and who is going to cheat on my store with some 39 00:02:46,077 --> 00:02:47,527 South Sea sugar shack! 40 00:02:47,595 --> 00:02:49,429 But at the Kwik-E-Mart, the only fresh fruit 41 00:02:49,497 --> 00:02:51,515 is the one banana by the register. 44 00:02:57,555 --> 00:02:59,489 Now see here, I have always considered 45 00:02:59,557 --> 00:03:01,424 you cash-giving cows to be my friends. 46 00:03:01,492 --> 00:03:03,560 And friends do not betray friends. 47 00:03:03,628 --> 00:03:06,429 Friends are the only people you can betray! 48 00:03:06,497 --> 00:03:08,632 And you'd do it in a second for a supermarket 49 00:03:08,699 --> 00:03:10,700 that gives free coffee samples! 50 00:03:10,768 --> 00:03:13,370 Defend yourself, sir! 51 00:03:48,506 --> 00:03:51,441 Convenience forever, freshness never! 52 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:56,479 Uh-huh. 53 00:03:58,482 --> 00:04:00,550 Would you sign this for my wife Marge? 54 00:04:00,618 --> 00:04:03,820 She's a big fan and her birthday is tomorrow. 55 00:04:03,888 --> 00:04:07,340 Uh-hm, you know, while I was signing this for your wife, 56 00:04:07,408 --> 00:04:08,975 I just cooked up... 57 00:04:10,044 --> 00:04:11,611 ...a great idea! Oh... 58 00:04:11,679 --> 00:04:13,013 How would you like it 59 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,781 if I called your wife live 60 00:04:14,849 --> 00:04:17,150 from my show tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday? 61 00:04:17,218 --> 00:04:18,618 You would do that?! 62 00:04:18,686 --> 00:04:21,988 Oh, my God, this might be a Marge's birthday 63 00:04:22,056 --> 00:04:23,590 where I get sex! 64 00:04:26,377 --> 00:04:28,578 Ooh! An apron with a sonnet! 65 00:04:28,646 --> 00:04:30,380 Open mine! Quick, before it suffocates! 66 00:04:30,448 --> 00:04:33,617 A bunny! Just like the one I had when I was a girl! 67 00:04:33,684 --> 00:04:35,285 How did you know? 68 00:04:35,353 --> 00:04:37,153 I saw this picture at Grandma's house, 69 00:04:37,221 --> 00:04:38,521 then I hit the pet stores till I found one 70 00:04:38,589 --> 00:04:39,756 that looked just like it. 71 00:04:39,824 --> 00:04:42,492 Oh, Bart, you got me the fluffy pet 72 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:46,329 I've never stopped thinking about. 73 00:04:46,397 --> 00:04:50,934 Now, last but not least, your present, Homie. 74 00:04:51,002 --> 00:04:52,769 Oh! 75 00:04:52,837 --> 00:04:54,237 Wait one second, Marge. 76 00:04:54,305 --> 00:04:55,405 Before you open it, 77 00:04:55,473 --> 00:04:57,224 you're gonna get a phone call 78 00:04:57,291 --> 00:04:59,910 that will make this your most awesome birthday ever. 79 00:04:59,977 --> 00:05:01,578 Well, we're still focused on me 80 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:04,447 instead of watching golf, so that's pretty good. 81 00:05:04,515 --> 00:05:06,616 The only golf we'll watch is 82 00:05:06,684 --> 00:05:09,519 ladies' golf, and we're not watching that. 83 00:05:09,604 --> 00:05:14,557 Now in three... two... one... 84 00:05:14,625 --> 00:05:18,862 I repeat. One... 85 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:24,100 Ooooooone... 86 00:05:27,638 --> 00:05:32,375 ...ne. 87 00:05:32,443 --> 00:05:35,679 Oonnneee... 88 00:05:35,746 --> 00:05:38,048 Please don't say one again. 89 00:05:38,115 --> 00:05:40,183 Onnneee. 90 00:05:40,251 --> 00:05:43,520 Homie, whatever it is, it's not happening. 91 00:05:45,673 --> 00:05:47,574 This yolk-separating camera-hog 92 00:05:47,642 --> 00:05:49,793 was supposed to call you and say happy birthday! 93 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:52,028 From her show! 94 00:05:52,096 --> 00:05:54,764 Well, at least you remembered I like her. 95 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:57,968 A pity kiss?! 96 00:05:58,035 --> 00:05:59,602 That tears it! 97 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:01,271 I'm gonna call that Paula Paul 98 00:06:01,339 --> 00:06:03,490 and give her a piece of my mind! 99 00:06:03,557 --> 00:06:05,542 Huh? The phone's dead. 100 00:06:05,609 --> 00:06:10,347 Normal, normal, normal, normal, nor... 101 00:06:10,414 --> 00:06:12,248 Uncharacteristic?! 102 00:06:12,316 --> 00:06:13,683 Hm? A chew-through. 103 00:06:13,751 --> 00:06:14,417 What could have... 104 00:06:16,287 --> 00:06:18,922 - Aw... - I mean, 105 00:06:18,990 --> 00:06:22,892 Aw, he's trying to eat "ewectwicity." 106 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,111 You let this monster into our home, 107 00:06:25,179 --> 00:06:28,415 where he chewed through our one and only phone cord! 108 00:06:28,482 --> 00:06:31,601 Wait! Maybe Paula Paul left a message. 109 00:06:31,686 --> 00:06:36,573 Hi, Marge! Paula Paul here, calling live from 110 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,408 What's On Paula's Windowsill?, 111 00:06:38,476 --> 00:06:41,644 ready to wish you a happy birthday, 112 00:06:41,712 --> 00:06:43,580 but since you're not home yet, 113 00:06:43,647 --> 00:06:45,815 we'll go to commercial and call you right back. 114 00:06:47,585 --> 00:06:50,387 Hi, Paula Paul, calling back for Marge Simpson! 115 00:06:50,454 --> 00:06:52,889 Kind of a big moment for you, 116 00:06:52,957 --> 00:06:55,458 a little surprised you're not picking up! 117 00:06:56,827 --> 00:06:59,129 Marge, this is just plain disrespectful. 118 00:06:59,196 --> 00:07:01,131 I bumped a segment to do this and 119 00:07:01,165 --> 00:07:02,665 you're making me look like an ass! 120 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:05,201 Screw you, Marge Simpson! 121 00:07:05,269 --> 00:07:08,271 Don't read my books and don't make my recipes! 122 00:07:08,339 --> 00:07:11,174 May my curse follow you beyond the grave! 123 00:07:11,242 --> 00:07:13,610 Check it out! It's on TV! 124 00:07:13,677 --> 00:07:15,645 They're booing you, Marge! 125 00:07:15,713 --> 00:07:18,581 An audience full of church groups and Marines! 126 00:07:18,649 --> 00:07:21,501 Marge, go to hell, Marge! 127 00:07:21,569 --> 00:07:25,372 I think that's enough birthday fun. 128 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:30,577 Why you little... I'm gonna get... 129 00:07:30,644 --> 00:07:32,379 No, Homer. 130 00:07:32,446 --> 00:07:34,714 You can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday. 131 00:07:34,782 --> 00:07:36,082 Juries hate that. 132 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:39,052 So instead, boy, I want you to... 133 00:07:41,889 --> 00:07:43,423 Get in that rabbit cage! 134 00:07:43,491 --> 00:07:45,892 No way, man. I'm a free-range kid. 135 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,361 No backtalk! In the cage! Now! 136 00:07:49,697 --> 00:07:51,364 Get in there. 137 00:07:58,155 --> 00:07:59,389 Son, do you have a minute? 138 00:08:00,557 --> 00:08:02,008 I've been thinking. 139 00:08:02,076 --> 00:08:03,910 I really shouldn't have put you in there 140 00:08:03,977 --> 00:08:06,446 and left you there while we were having pizza without you. 141 00:08:06,513 --> 00:08:10,783 So I'm gonna let you out with my apologies. 142 00:08:10,851 --> 00:08:12,085 Don't wanna come out. 143 00:08:12,152 --> 00:08:13,619 What!? 144 00:08:13,687 --> 00:08:15,188 I like it in the cage. 145 00:08:15,255 --> 00:08:17,156 These cedar shavings are a hell of a lot better 146 00:08:17,224 --> 00:08:19,359 than my lumpy mattress. 147 00:08:19,426 --> 00:08:21,728 Boy, get out of that cage! 148 00:08:21,795 --> 00:08:23,663 But it's my home now, sir. 149 00:08:23,731 --> 00:08:26,065 I'll poke a broom in there! 150 00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:27,433 You know I'm capable of it! 151 00:08:27,501 --> 00:08:28,368 Hey! 152 00:08:28,435 --> 00:08:30,053 Get out of there, 153 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,888 you little brat. 154 00:08:38,011 --> 00:08:39,595 Aah! 155 00:08:40,764 --> 00:08:42,148 Fine. 156 00:08:44,151 --> 00:08:46,536 Stupid kid. 157 00:08:46,603 --> 00:08:48,838 Hmm. 158 00:08:48,906 --> 00:08:50,690 This isn't comfortable at all. 159 00:08:50,758 --> 00:08:52,492 I don't see how a rabbit could possibly... 160 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,033 There. Finished. 161 00:09:01,101 --> 00:09:03,469 Awesome revenge, cutting your dad's 162 00:09:03,537 --> 00:09:05,471 face out of a piece of cardboard. 163 00:09:05,539 --> 00:09:07,473 No, you dweeb. It's a stencil. 164 00:09:07,541 --> 00:09:08,975 I'm going to take Homer's ugly face 165 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,476 and spread it all over town. 166 00:09:10,544 --> 00:09:13,212 Can I come? Every vandalism spree 167 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,281 needs an obnoxious laugher. 168 00:09:16,617 --> 00:09:17,784 You're in. 169 00:09:17,851 --> 00:09:20,486 ("The Sorcerer's Apprentice" playing) 170 00:09:43,694 --> 00:09:46,028 Hey, you punks! What are you doing?! 171 00:09:47,815 --> 00:09:49,248 If you wake up my pigeons, 172 00:09:49,316 --> 00:09:50,416 they're gonna do their business again. 173 00:09:50,484 --> 00:09:52,084 And these days, there's no newspapers 174 00:09:52,152 --> 00:09:53,970 so I have to put down Amazon Kindles. 175 00:09:54,037 --> 00:09:56,205 I'm like... It's, it's bankrupting me. 176 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:04,130 ♪ Dri-ving-to-work ♪ What the... huh?! 177 00:10:05,999 --> 00:10:08,000 Wait a minute... 178 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:10,787 that guy on the poster looks familiar. 179 00:10:10,838 --> 00:10:15,208 Don't just stare back at me, come up with a theory! 180 00:10:15,275 --> 00:10:17,844 Geez, it's all over the place. 181 00:10:17,911 --> 00:10:20,046 Holy moley! 182 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,784 Quiet night. Nothin' but the sound 183 00:10:24,852 --> 00:10:27,937 of a spray can and kids laughing, heh. 184 00:10:29,239 --> 00:10:31,340 Tag, we're it! 185 00:10:31,408 --> 00:10:34,043 Springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist 186 00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,778 and his iconic calling-card, 187 00:10:35,846 --> 00:10:38,147 which we have dubbed "Mr. Fatso." 188 00:10:38,215 --> 00:10:39,882 Heard about this thing, boy? 189 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:42,285 No, no. I'm too concerned with unemployment. 190 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:45,221 Hm, sounds like a lie, but what could he be covering up? 191 00:10:45,289 --> 00:10:48,257 Homie, have you seen our stencil budget for this month? 192 00:10:48,325 --> 00:10:50,293 Not now, Marge. 193 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,563 Chief, any leads on this "Vandal Van Gogh"? 194 00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,531 I don't traffic in wordplay, Kent. 195 00:10:55,599 --> 00:10:58,868 But I do have a message for Mr. Prank Lloyd Wright. 196 00:10:58,936 --> 00:11:01,470 Uh, that's architecture, not painting, Chief. 197 00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:03,639 They're all artists, Lou. Why don't you open your eyes. 198 00:11:03,707 --> 00:11:06,392 Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry, 199 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:08,561 you may have thumbed your nose at the police, 200 00:11:08,629 --> 00:11:11,631 and made yourself into a combination of Robin Hood, 201 00:11:11,698 --> 00:11:14,600 Luke Skywalker and, well, every rapper ever, 202 00:11:14,668 --> 00:11:18,104 but unless you prove that this wasn't just a one-time spree, 203 00:11:18,171 --> 00:11:20,806 and take your controversial art form to the next level, 204 00:11:20,874 --> 00:11:22,275 I am not impressed. 205 00:11:22,359 --> 00:11:24,210 Hmm... 206 00:11:26,196 --> 00:11:27,997 Boy, you like this necklace I just bought? 207 00:11:28,065 --> 00:11:29,232 Pretty dope, don't you think? 208 00:11:31,668 --> 00:11:34,904 So, how do you like working at Swapper Jack's? 209 00:11:34,972 --> 00:11:38,541 Hey, after biting off a man's nose in a prison race war, 210 00:11:38,609 --> 00:11:40,810 selling pre-cooked Pad Thai to soccer moms 211 00:11:40,878 --> 00:11:42,378 is pretty darn sweet. 212 00:11:42,446 --> 00:11:44,714 Here, I'm not Jailbird, I'm just "Bird." 213 00:11:44,781 --> 00:11:46,616 This is a stick-them-up! 214 00:11:46,683 --> 00:11:48,417 Because I have a gun, you must stick them up now! 215 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:51,287 Yes, it is loaded, with bullets that you put in my chest. 216 00:11:51,355 --> 00:11:53,389 Now empty the cash drawer! Come on! 217 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,775 All right, chill, bro. Just chill out. 218 00:11:55,842 --> 00:11:58,294 I will chill you, right between your damned eyes! 219 00:11:58,362 --> 00:12:00,479 For once, the Indian has been outsourced! 220 00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:01,681 Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 221 00:12:01,748 --> 00:12:02,949 Just give me the piece. 222 00:12:03,016 --> 00:12:04,584 No... You've got a family, dude. 223 00:12:04,651 --> 00:12:07,587 No... Or were you lying when you begged for your life? 224 00:12:07,654 --> 00:12:11,591 Oh, sweet Vishnu the Destroyer, what have I done? 225 00:12:11,658 --> 00:12:14,961 Dude, it's okay. The jails, they don't have room for us now. 226 00:12:15,028 --> 00:12:17,997 Wiggum just makes you do book reports for Ralph. 227 00:12:18,065 --> 00:12:20,633 But you have to make 'em so it looks like he's done it. 228 00:12:20,701 --> 00:12:22,101 That's... that's kinda the hard part. 229 00:12:22,169 --> 00:12:24,303 Where's this 2006 Beaujolais 230 00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:25,471 that's puttin' me out of business? 231 00:12:25,539 --> 00:12:26,739 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 232 00:12:26,807 --> 00:12:27,873 There's a white wine? 233 00:12:27,941 --> 00:12:29,375 And wha-- and a Swiss cheese? 234 00:12:29,443 --> 00:12:30,876 And a peanut butter? 235 00:12:30,944 --> 00:12:31,877 And a potato chip? 236 00:12:31,945 --> 00:12:33,012 And toilet paper? 237 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,347 Wha-what?! 238 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,885 Yo, mysterious pranksters, it's time for dinner. 239 00:12:39,953 --> 00:12:41,387 Damn it, she knows! 240 00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:43,322 Okay, how do we buy your silence? 241 00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,858 Just throw in a couple of "fur is murders." 242 00:12:45,926 --> 00:12:46,959 How is fur, murder? 243 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,294 They're just animals. 244 00:12:48,362 --> 00:12:49,395 Dad! 245 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:50,947 Fine. Fur's murder. 246 00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:53,182 Everything's murder. 247 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,217 ♪ Tonight ♪ 248 00:12:55,285 --> 00:12:57,586 ♪ The streets are ours ♪ 249 00:13:00,457 --> 00:13:01,724 ♪ Tonight ♪ 250 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:05,845 ♪ The streets are ours ♪ 251 00:13:07,664 --> 00:13:09,332 ♪ These lights ♪ 252 00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:12,635 ♪ And our street are ours ♪ 253 00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:16,472 ♪ Tonight... ♪ 254 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:19,108 Bart, you've really grown as an artist. 255 00:13:19,176 --> 00:13:21,377 Thanks, Milhouse. We make a great team. 256 00:13:21,445 --> 00:13:22,678 Hold it right there! 257 00:13:22,746 --> 00:13:24,647 The jerk in the glasses did everything! 258 00:13:24,715 --> 00:13:25,581 Whoa! Waah! 259 00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:28,034 Need... inhaler... 260 00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:33,522 Oh, God, man! 261 00:13:33,590 --> 00:13:35,408 Here, drink this paint thinner. 262 00:13:38,936 --> 00:13:42,072 So, you're the two punks who've been tagging the town. 263 00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:43,858 Congratulations. 264 00:13:43,925 --> 00:13:44,692 Huh? 265 00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:45,809 We're street artists. 266 00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,113 Take that, Ronald Reagan! 267 00:13:49,164 --> 00:13:50,948 Even in death, you're not that safe from me. 268 00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:56,103 Is that graffiti or are you opening up a Mommy and Me? 269 00:13:56,171 --> 00:13:59,840 That's it. You just got yourself a place on the wall, kid. 270 00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:02,893 Nooo! I've been satirized! 271 00:14:02,961 --> 00:14:04,595 Who are you guys? 272 00:14:04,663 --> 00:14:06,313 Kenny Scharf, Robbie Conal. 273 00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:07,715 I'm Shepard Fairey. 274 00:14:07,782 --> 00:14:10,351 What was that name again? 275 00:14:10,418 --> 00:14:11,519 Shepard Fairey. 276 00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:12,453 Haw-haw! 277 00:14:14,322 --> 00:14:16,790 I'm the guy who created the Obama "Hope" poster, 278 00:14:16,858 --> 00:14:18,559 and the "Obey" stickers. 279 00:14:18,627 --> 00:14:20,728 Man, you're the talkiest bullies I ever met. 280 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,796 We're not bullies, we're artists. 281 00:14:22,864 --> 00:14:24,532 And so are you. 282 00:14:24,599 --> 00:14:27,201 Urban vandalism is now the hottest art form there is. 283 00:14:27,269 --> 00:14:29,169 Hey, I got an F in art. 284 00:14:29,237 --> 00:14:31,505 Mainly so it would say "fart" on my report card. 285 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:35,309 Bart, we would love to set up a gallery show 286 00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:36,443 for your street art. 287 00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:37,778 Well, if it's in a gallery, 288 00:14:37,846 --> 00:14:39,113 how is it street art? 289 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,249 Bart, street art is not about questioning authority. 290 00:14:42,317 --> 00:14:45,019 Well, I'll have to discuss it with my partner. 291 00:14:45,086 --> 00:14:46,921 Bart, say yes! 292 00:14:46,988 --> 00:14:48,923 At the opening, I could wear a sports jacket 293 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,724 with a t-shirt and jeans! 294 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,893 First, I'm not sure you have the shoulders for it, 295 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:56,096 and second, maybe we've pushed this far enough. 296 00:14:57,566 --> 00:15:00,167 I put you in a rabbit cage! 297 00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:04,672 I poked your flab back in, square by square. 298 00:15:05,907 --> 00:15:08,242 Count me in. 299 00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:12,680 Apu! 300 00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,181 It is a miracle! 301 00:15:14,249 --> 00:15:15,132 What now? 302 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,433 Swapper Jack is reuniting 303 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:17,668 Led Zeppelin in aisle six? 304 00:15:17,736 --> 00:15:19,403 Swapper Jack's is closing! 305 00:15:19,471 --> 00:15:21,071 No. Do not give me false hope like 306 00:15:21,139 --> 00:15:22,990 the time they said it was only sextuplets. 307 00:15:23,058 --> 00:15:24,024 It is true! 308 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:25,526 Every successful corporation 309 00:15:25,594 --> 00:15:27,661 harbors a terrible secret. 310 00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:30,998 Theirs is that what they sell as chicken is actually monkey. 311 00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:32,066 But the drumsticks... 312 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,434 Stunted monkey tails. 313 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:34,535 And their chicken pot pie? 314 00:15:34,603 --> 00:15:36,003 Monkey pot pie! 315 00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:37,171 But how 'bout their rotisserie chi-- 316 00:15:37,238 --> 00:15:38,806 Monkey, monkey, monkey! 317 00:15:38,873 --> 00:15:41,275 They scoop them up off the streets of Brazil! 318 00:15:41,343 --> 00:15:42,776 So, we have won. 319 00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:44,645 Finally I am lucky at something. 320 00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:46,480 You were lucky at love. 321 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:48,382 Yeah, sure, baby. 322 00:15:50,435 --> 00:15:51,819 Hey, Bart, check this out. 323 00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:55,055 Look at me, I'm Mr. Fatso! 324 00:15:57,025 --> 00:15:59,793 It's funny 'cause it's so preposterous. 325 00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:01,495 Yeah. 326 00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:04,398 We've hit the big time! 327 00:16:04,466 --> 00:16:06,066 "I, Carumba"?! 328 00:16:06,134 --> 00:16:08,102 Not so loud. 329 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,687 If my Dad hears about the show, 330 00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,956 he might realize Mr. Fatso is him. 331 00:16:12,023 --> 00:16:13,574 What the...? 332 00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:15,743 You idiot. Mr. Fatso is you! 333 00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:17,945 What? No. It can't be. 334 00:16:18,013 --> 00:16:20,214 That's right, numbskull. 335 00:16:20,281 --> 00:16:23,784 Your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town. 336 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,020 Shut up! I'll fix you! 337 00:16:28,356 --> 00:16:31,025 Well, I'll fix you. 338 00:16:31,092 --> 00:16:32,726 Go drive a car! 339 00:16:32,794 --> 00:16:35,095 Yes, master. 340 00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:36,730 Here, car! Here, boy! 341 00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:42,334 Excellent installation, dude. 342 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,237 And a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket. 343 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,155 Thanks, guys. I, um... 344 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:50,726 Ooh, this collar's feeling pretty tight. 345 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,195 Help! Help! 346 00:16:55,031 --> 00:16:57,799 Oh, this is just a dream. 347 00:16:57,867 --> 00:16:59,601 All I have to do is wake up. 348 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,154 Why, you little... 349 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,106 Pay for your genius! 350 00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,608 Oh, what's the use? 351 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:11,346 When a man isn't a hero to his son, he's nothing. 352 00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:23,525 I like what used to make a neighborhood look dangerous 353 00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:25,193 now makes it look sophisticated. 354 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,396 I like how the painting makes more than I do. 355 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,064 Looks like Dad's not coming. 356 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,966 He won't leave the car. 357 00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:35,137 I can see how this show might not be to his liking. 358 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:38,974 Come on, Dad. 359 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:41,510 You made me mad, so I got back at you. 360 00:17:41,577 --> 00:17:43,645 How was I to know parents had feelings? 361 00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,680 Well, we do. 362 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:48,350 I want to show you I understand how you feel. 363 00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:50,752 And they say a picture's worth a 1,000 words. 364 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,008 You just ruined my car. 365 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,778 Correction, it's worth ten times as much. 366 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,947 $500! Whoo-hoo! 367 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,115 Thanks, boy. 368 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:04,182 You're welcome. 369 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,017 And from now on, Dad, 370 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,420 if anyone laughs at you, they've gotta go through me. 371 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,288 Really? Anyone? 372 00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,858 What about the Hulk riding a rhinoceros? 373 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,559 Would you stop him from laughing? 374 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,729 Wait, is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros? 375 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,098 Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why. 376 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,533 He's just trying to fit in. 377 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,035 Dad, it's getting cold out here. 378 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,938 Art lovers and Bart lovers! 379 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,141 First of all, I'd like to thank the good folks 380 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,743 at Springfield Arts Daily for setting this up. 381 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,412 Thank you for bringing us a fresh new voice. 382 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,115 Yes.. Yes... yes. 383 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:40,452 As a graffiti artist, there are so many people to thank... 384 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,370 people who build walls... 385 00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:45,474 nighttime, for being dark... 386 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,543 Hold it right there, Spray-candy Warhol! 387 00:18:53,082 --> 00:18:56,117 Bart Simpson, you're under arrest for tagging the town. 388 00:18:56,185 --> 00:18:58,487 This overdue art-quake that taught us all 389 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,255 a new way of seeing, was actually 390 00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:02,123 a police department sting. 391 00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:03,692 It was? 392 00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:05,760 Yeah. Do you think people would be stupid enough 393 00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:07,195 to pay for something some amateur 394 00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:08,563 put on a wall for nothing? 395 00:19:08,631 --> 00:19:10,265 Oh, no, indeed! 396 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:13,351 Now if I can just get my $3,000,000 back. 397 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,753 No refunds. 398 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,621 But he just said the show was a sham. 399 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,823 Oh, it is. And I'm just a guy sitting at a table. 400 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:19,991 The only thing that's real, is the sign 401 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,359 that says "no refunds." 402 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:23,311 Ooh... 403 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:24,913 Wait, Chief. I must know... 404 00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:26,615 who tipped you off? 405 00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,099 Eh, probably shouldn't tell you this, 406 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,402 but, uh, it was our undercover officer, 407 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,671 Shepard Fairey. 408 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,740 You're an undercover cop? 409 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,043 Hey, don't be so surprised. 410 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,479 I spent 20 years putting up posters that said "obey." 411 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,081 What gives, Daddy-O? 412 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,551 I thought you were the dean of the underground scene. 413 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,387 I'm not in the business of helping out posers any more. 414 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:50,689 Now, I just sell stuff to them. 415 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,159 Wait, wait, wait! 416 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,827 He's just a boy. 417 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,629 Do you have to put him in jail? 418 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,165 Well, we've gotta teach him a lesson somehow. 419 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,000 Hmm... 420 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,770 Chief, I believe I have the answer in the back of my car. 421 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,341 Hm! 422 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,111 There you go. 423 00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:14,346 Thanks for coming out. 424 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,568 I need to go to the bathroom. 425 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,802 Uh, knock yourself out. 426 00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:24,806 All right, time's up! 427 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,393 Aw, aw, aw, no! 428 00:20:28,799 --> 00:20:32,799 == sync, corrected by elderman == 429 00:21:15,103 --> 00:21:16,303 Shh!