1 00:00:02,871 --> 00:00:05,622 ♪ the simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,026 D'oh! 3 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,900 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:59,579 --> 00:01:03,579 ♪ The Simpsons 23x14 ♪ Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart Original Air Date on March 4, 2012 5 00:01:03,604 --> 00:01:07,104 == sync, corrected by elderman == 6 00:01:07,294 --> 00:01:09,261 Dad? Dad? 7 00:01:17,037 --> 00:01:18,454 Yes! Awake! Let's do this! 8 00:01:18,538 --> 00:01:20,573 Dad, I wanted to give you a heads-up. 9 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,425 Mom's birthday is tomorrow. 10 00:01:22,492 --> 00:01:25,277 It's time to start your annual mad dash around town 11 00:01:25,345 --> 00:01:27,713 to get her a present that's not completely insulting. 12 00:01:27,781 --> 00:01:30,449 You know, sweetie, there was a time when I would've killed 13 00:01:30,517 --> 00:01:33,285 for that information, but I'm pleased to announce 14 00:01:33,353 --> 00:01:35,855 I've already bought your mother a present. 15 00:01:37,224 --> 00:01:41,394 And brace yourself, I put some thought into it. 16 00:01:42,512 --> 00:01:43,796 It's a state-of-the-art 17 00:01:43,864 --> 00:01:45,448 food mash-'em-upper. 18 00:01:45,515 --> 00:01:48,551 Wha...? Mom is gonna love that! 19 00:01:48,618 --> 00:01:50,603 Love?! 20 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:52,204 Your mom's gonna feel so good, 21 00:01:52,272 --> 00:01:55,941 it'll make mere love seem like chewing tinfoil. 22 00:01:56,009 --> 00:01:59,061 Because today, I'm getting it autographed. 23 00:01:59,129 --> 00:02:00,463 By who? Lenny? 24 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:03,232 By the box lady herself! 25 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,868 Whoa-whoa-whoa! 26 00:02:05,936 --> 00:02:09,538 Yeah-ohaa! 27 00:02:18,999 --> 00:02:21,167 Man, oh, man, look at this place. 28 00:02:21,234 --> 00:02:23,736 Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise: 29 00:02:23,804 --> 00:02:25,704 "island something." 30 00:02:25,772 --> 00:02:28,107 It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals. 31 00:02:28,175 --> 00:02:30,709 They have jellies made of fruits I've never heard of! 32 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:33,679 These'll go great with betel nut butter. 33 00:02:33,747 --> 00:02:35,748 Wow, I don't believe the Simpsons 34 00:02:35,816 --> 00:02:37,283 will be shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart anymore. 35 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:39,185 Oh, really? 36 00:02:39,252 --> 00:02:41,787 Apu! What are you doing out of your natural habitat? 37 00:02:41,855 --> 00:02:44,039 I am finding out who my real customers are, 38 00:02:44,107 --> 00:02:46,008 and who is going to cheat on my store with some 39 00:02:46,076 --> 00:02:47,526 South Sea sugar shack! 40 00:02:47,594 --> 00:02:49,428 But at the Kwik-E-Mart, the only fresh fruit 41 00:02:49,496 --> 00:02:51,514 is the one banana by the register. 44 00:02:57,554 --> 00:02:59,488 Now see here, I have always considered 45 00:02:59,556 --> 00:03:01,423 you cash-giving cows to be my friends. 46 00:03:01,491 --> 00:03:03,559 And friends do not betray friends. 47 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:06,428 Friends are the only people you can betray! 48 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:08,631 And you'd do it in a second for a supermarket 49 00:03:08,698 --> 00:03:10,699 that gives free coffee samples! 50 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:13,369 Defend yourself, sir! 51 00:03:48,505 --> 00:03:51,440 Convenience forever, freshness never! 52 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:56,478 Uh-huh. 53 00:03:58,481 --> 00:04:00,549 Would you sign this for my wife Marge? 54 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:03,819 She's a big fan and her birthday is tomorrow. 55 00:04:03,887 --> 00:04:07,339 Uh-hm, you know, while I was signing this for your wife, 56 00:04:07,407 --> 00:04:08,974 I just cooked up... 57 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:11,610 ...a great idea! Oh... 58 00:04:11,678 --> 00:04:13,012 How would you like it 59 00:04:13,079 --> 00:04:14,780 if I called your wife live 60 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:17,149 from my show tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday? 61 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:18,617 You would do that?! 62 00:04:18,685 --> 00:04:21,987 Oh, my God, this might be a Marge's birthday 63 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:23,589 where I get sex! 64 00:04:26,376 --> 00:04:28,577 Ooh! An apron with a sonnet! 65 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:30,379 Open mine! Quick, before it suffocates! 66 00:04:30,447 --> 00:04:33,616 A bunny! Just like the one I had when I was a girl! 67 00:04:33,683 --> 00:04:35,284 How did you know? 68 00:04:35,352 --> 00:04:37,152 I saw this picture at Grandma's house, 69 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,520 then I hit the pet stores till I found one 70 00:04:38,588 --> 00:04:39,755 that looked just like it. 71 00:04:39,823 --> 00:04:42,491 Oh, Bart, you got me the fluffy pet 72 00:04:42,559 --> 00:04:46,328 I've never stopped thinking about. 73 00:04:46,396 --> 00:04:50,933 Now, last but not least, your present, Homie. 74 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:52,768 Oh! 75 00:04:52,836 --> 00:04:54,236 Wait one second, Marge. 76 00:04:54,304 --> 00:04:55,404 Before you open it, 77 00:04:55,472 --> 00:04:57,223 you're gonna get a phone call 78 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,909 that will make this your most awesome birthday ever. 79 00:04:59,976 --> 00:05:01,577 Well, we're still focused on me 80 00:05:01,645 --> 00:05:04,446 instead of watching golf, so that's pretty good. 81 00:05:04,514 --> 00:05:06,615 The only golf we'll watch is 82 00:05:06,683 --> 00:05:09,518 ladies' golf, and we're not watching that. 83 00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:14,556 Now in three... two... one... 84 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:18,861 I repeat. One... 85 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:24,099 Ooooooone... 86 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:32,374 ...ne. 87 00:05:32,442 --> 00:05:35,678 Oonnneee... 88 00:05:35,745 --> 00:05:38,047 Please don't say one again. 89 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:40,182 Onnneee. 90 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:43,519 Homie, whatever it is, it's not happening. 91 00:05:45,672 --> 00:05:47,573 This yolk-separating camera-hog 92 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:49,792 was supposed to call you and say happy birthday! 93 00:05:49,859 --> 00:05:52,027 From her show! 94 00:05:52,095 --> 00:05:54,763 Well, at least you remembered I like her. 95 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,967 A pity kiss?! 96 00:05:58,034 --> 00:05:59,601 That tears it! 97 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:01,270 I'm gonna call that Paula Paul 98 00:06:01,338 --> 00:06:03,489 and give her a piece of my mind! 99 00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:05,541 Huh? The phone's dead. 100 00:06:05,608 --> 00:06:10,346 Normal, normal, normal, normal, nor... 101 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,247 Uncharacteristic?! 102 00:06:12,315 --> 00:06:13,682 Hm? A chew-through. 103 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:14,416 What could have... 104 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:18,921 - Aw... - I mean, 105 00:06:18,989 --> 00:06:22,891 Aw, he's trying to eat "ewectwicity." 106 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:25,110 You let this monster into our home, 107 00:06:25,178 --> 00:06:28,414 where he chewed through our one and only phone cord! 108 00:06:28,481 --> 00:06:31,600 Wait! Maybe Paula Paul left a message. 109 00:06:31,685 --> 00:06:36,572 Hi, Marge! Paula Paul here, calling live from 110 00:06:36,639 --> 00:06:38,407 What's On Paula's Windowsill?, 111 00:06:38,475 --> 00:06:41,643 ready to wish you a happy birthday, 112 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:43,579 but since you're not home yet, 113 00:06:43,646 --> 00:06:45,814 we'll go to commercial and call you right back. 114 00:06:47,584 --> 00:06:50,386 Hi, Paula Paul, calling back for Marge Simpson! 115 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,888 Kind of a big moment for you, 116 00:06:52,956 --> 00:06:55,457 a little surprised you're not picking up! 117 00:06:56,826 --> 00:06:59,128 Marge, this is just plain disrespectful. 118 00:06:59,195 --> 00:07:01,130 I bumped a segment to do this and 119 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:02,664 you're making me look like an ass! 120 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:05,200 Screw you, Marge Simpson! 121 00:07:05,268 --> 00:07:08,270 Don't read my books and don't make my recipes! 122 00:07:08,338 --> 00:07:11,173 May my curse follow you beyond the grave! 123 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:13,609 Check it out! It's on TV! 124 00:07:13,676 --> 00:07:15,644 They're booing you, Marge! 125 00:07:15,712 --> 00:07:18,580 An audience full of church groups and Marines! 126 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:21,500 Marge, go to hell, Marge! 127 00:07:21,568 --> 00:07:25,371 I think that's enough birthday fun. 128 00:07:27,374 --> 00:07:30,576 Why you little... I'm gonna get... 129 00:07:30,643 --> 00:07:32,378 No, Homer. 130 00:07:32,445 --> 00:07:34,713 You can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday. 131 00:07:34,781 --> 00:07:36,081 Juries hate that. 132 00:07:36,149 --> 00:07:39,051 So instead, boy, I want you to... 133 00:07:41,888 --> 00:07:43,422 Get in that rabbit cage! 134 00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:45,891 No way, man. I'm a free-range kid. 135 00:07:45,959 --> 00:07:48,360 No backtalk! In the cage! Now! 136 00:07:49,696 --> 00:07:51,363 Get in there. 137 00:07:57,854 --> 00:07:59,088 Son, do you have a minute? 138 00:08:00,256 --> 00:08:01,707 I've been thinking. 139 00:08:01,775 --> 00:08:03,609 I really shouldn't have put you in there 140 00:08:03,676 --> 00:08:06,145 and left you there while we were having pizza without you. 141 00:08:06,212 --> 00:08:10,482 So I'm gonna let you out with my apologies. 142 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:11,784 Don't wanna come out. 143 00:08:11,851 --> 00:08:13,318 What!? 144 00:08:13,386 --> 00:08:14,887 I like it in the cage. 145 00:08:14,954 --> 00:08:16,855 These cedar shavings are a hell of a lot better 146 00:08:16,923 --> 00:08:19,058 than my lumpy mattress. 147 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:21,427 Boy, get out of that cage! 148 00:08:21,494 --> 00:08:23,362 But it's my home now, sir. 149 00:08:23,430 --> 00:08:25,764 I'll poke a broom in there! 150 00:08:25,832 --> 00:08:27,132 You know I'm capable of it! 151 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,067 Hey! 152 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:29,752 Get out of there, 153 00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:31,587 you little brat. 154 00:08:37,710 --> 00:08:39,294 Aah! 155 00:08:40,463 --> 00:08:41,847 Fine. 156 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:46,235 Stupid kid. 157 00:08:46,302 --> 00:08:48,537 Hmm. 158 00:08:48,605 --> 00:08:50,389 This isn't comfortable at all. 159 00:08:50,457 --> 00:08:52,191 I don't see how a rabbit could possibly... 160 00:08:59,299 --> 00:09:00,732 There. Finished. 161 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,168 Awesome revenge, cutting your dad's 162 00:09:03,236 --> 00:09:05,170 face out of a piece of cardboard. 163 00:09:05,238 --> 00:09:07,172 No, you dweeb. It's a stencil. 164 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,674 I'm going to take Homer's ugly face 165 00:09:08,741 --> 00:09:10,175 and spread it all over town. 166 00:09:10,243 --> 00:09:12,911 Can I come? Every vandalism spree 167 00:09:12,979 --> 00:09:14,980 needs an obnoxious laugher. 168 00:09:16,316 --> 00:09:17,483 You're in. 169 00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:20,185 ("The Sorcerer's Apprentice" playing) 170 00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:45,727 Hey, you punks! What are you doing?! 171 00:09:47,514 --> 00:09:48,947 If you wake up my pigeons, 172 00:09:49,015 --> 00:09:50,115 they're gonna do their business again. 173 00:09:50,183 --> 00:09:51,783 And these days, there's no newspapers 174 00:09:51,851 --> 00:09:53,669 so I have to put down Amazon Kindles. 175 00:09:53,736 --> 00:09:55,904 I'm like... It's, it's bankrupting me. 176 00:10:02,128 --> 00:10:03,829 ♪ Dri-ving-to-work ♪ What the... huh?! 177 00:10:05,698 --> 00:10:07,699 Wait a minute... 178 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:10,486 that guy on the poster looks familiar. 179 00:10:10,537 --> 00:10:14,907 Don't just stare back at me, come up with a theory! 180 00:10:14,974 --> 00:10:17,543 Geez, it's all over the place. 181 00:10:17,610 --> 00:10:19,745 Holy moley! 182 00:10:22,732 --> 00:10:24,483 Quiet night. Nothin' but the sound 183 00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:27,636 of a spray can and kids laughing, heh. 184 00:10:28,938 --> 00:10:31,039 Tag, we're it! 185 00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:33,742 Springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist 186 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,477 and his iconic calling-card, 187 00:10:35,545 --> 00:10:37,846 which we have dubbed "Mr. Fatso." 188 00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:39,581 Heard about this thing, boy? 189 00:10:39,649 --> 00:10:41,984 No, no. I'm too concerned with unemployment. 190 00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:44,920 Hm, sounds like a lie, but what could he be covering up? 191 00:10:44,988 --> 00:10:47,956 Homie, have you seen our stencil budget for this month? 192 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,992 Not now, Marge. 193 00:10:50,059 --> 00:10:53,262 Chief, any leads on this "Vandal Van Gogh"? 194 00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:55,230 I don't traffic in wordplay, Kent. 195 00:10:55,298 --> 00:10:58,567 But I do have a message for Mr. Prank Lloyd Wright. 196 00:10:58,635 --> 00:11:01,169 Uh, that's architecture, not painting, Chief. 197 00:11:01,237 --> 00:11:03,338 They're all artists, Lou. Why don't you open your eyes. 198 00:11:03,406 --> 00:11:06,091 Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry, 199 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:08,260 you may have thumbed your nose at the police, 200 00:11:08,328 --> 00:11:11,330 and made yourself into a combination of Robin Hood, 201 00:11:11,397 --> 00:11:14,299 Luke Skywalker and, well, every rapper ever, 202 00:11:14,367 --> 00:11:17,803 but unless you prove that this wasn't just a one-time spree, 203 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:20,505 and take your controversial art form to the next level, 204 00:11:20,573 --> 00:11:21,974 I am not impressed. 205 00:11:22,058 --> 00:11:23,909 Hmm... 206 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:27,696 Boy, you like this necklace I just bought? 207 00:11:27,764 --> 00:11:28,931 Pretty dope, don't you think? 208 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:34,603 So, how do you like working at Swapper Jack's? 209 00:11:34,671 --> 00:11:38,240 Hey, after biting off a man's nose in a prison race war, 210 00:11:38,308 --> 00:11:40,509 selling pre-cooked Pad Thai to soccer moms 211 00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,077 is pretty darn sweet. 212 00:11:42,145 --> 00:11:44,413 Here, I'm not Jailbird, I'm just "Bird." 213 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,315 This is a stick-them-up! 214 00:11:46,382 --> 00:11:48,116 Because I have a gun, you must stick them up now! 215 00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:50,986 Yes, it is loaded, with bullets that you put in my chest. 216 00:11:51,054 --> 00:11:53,088 Now empty the cash drawer! Come on! 217 00:11:53,139 --> 00:11:55,474 All right, chill, bro. Just chill out. 218 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,993 I will chill you, right between your damned eyes! 219 00:11:58,061 --> 00:12:00,178 For once, the Indian has been outsourced! 220 00:12:00,246 --> 00:12:01,380 Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 221 00:12:01,447 --> 00:12:02,648 Just give me the piece. 222 00:12:02,715 --> 00:12:04,283 No... You've got a family, dude. 223 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:07,286 No... Or were you lying when you begged for your life? 224 00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:11,290 Oh, sweet Vishnu the Destroyer, what have I done? 225 00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:14,660 Dude, it's okay. The jails, they don't have room for us now. 226 00:12:14,727 --> 00:12:17,696 Wiggum just makes you do book reports for Ralph. 227 00:12:17,764 --> 00:12:20,332 But you have to make 'em so it looks like he's done it. 228 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:21,800 That's... that's kinda the hard part. 229 00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:24,002 Where's this 2006 Beaujolais 230 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,170 that's puttin' me out of business? 231 00:12:25,238 --> 00:12:26,438 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 232 00:12:26,506 --> 00:12:27,572 There's a white wine? 233 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,074 And wha-- and a Swiss cheese? 234 00:12:29,142 --> 00:12:30,575 And a peanut butter? 235 00:12:30,643 --> 00:12:31,576 And a potato chip? 236 00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:32,711 And toilet paper? 237 00:12:32,779 --> 00:12:34,046 Wha-what?! 238 00:12:36,099 --> 00:12:39,584 Yo, mysterious pranksters, it's time for dinner. 239 00:12:39,652 --> 00:12:41,086 Damn it, she knows! 240 00:12:41,154 --> 00:12:43,021 Okay, how do we buy your silence? 241 00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:45,557 Just throw in a couple of "fur is murders." 242 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:46,658 How is fur, murder? 243 00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:47,993 They're just animals. 244 00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:49,094 Dad! 245 00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:50,646 Fine. Fur's murder. 246 00:12:50,713 --> 00:12:52,881 Everything's murder. 247 00:12:52,949 --> 00:12:54,916 ♪ Tonight ♪ 248 00:12:54,984 --> 00:12:57,285 ♪ The streets are ours ♪ 249 00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:01,423 ♪ Tonight ♪ 250 00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:05,544 ♪ The streets are ours ♪ 251 00:13:07,363 --> 00:13:09,031 ♪ These lights ♪ 252 00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:12,334 ♪ And our street are ours ♪ 253 00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:16,171 ♪ Tonight... ♪ 254 00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:18,807 Bart, you've really grown as an artist. 255 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,076 Thanks, Milhouse. We make a great team. 256 00:13:21,144 --> 00:13:22,377 Hold it right there! 257 00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:24,346 The jerk in the glasses did everything! 258 00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:25,280 Whoa! Waah! 259 00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:27,733 Need... inhaler... 260 00:13:31,888 --> 00:13:33,221 Oh, God, man! 261 00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:35,107 Here, drink this paint thinner. 262 00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:40,881 So, you're the two punks who've been tagging the town. 263 00:13:40,882 --> 00:13:42,667 Congratulations. 264 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:43,501 Huh? 265 00:13:43,585 --> 00:13:44,618 We're street artists. 266 00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:47,922 Take that, Ronald Reagan! 267 00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:49,757 Even in death, you're not that safe from me. 268 00:13:49,808 --> 00:13:54,912 Is that graffiti or are you opening up a Mommy and Me? 269 00:13:54,980 --> 00:13:58,649 That's it. You just got yourself a place on the wall, kid. 270 00:13:58,734 --> 00:14:01,702 Nooo! I've been satirized! 271 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:03,404 Who are you guys? 272 00:14:03,472 --> 00:14:05,122 Kenny Scharf, Robbie Conal. 273 00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:06,524 I'm Shepard Fairey. 274 00:14:06,591 --> 00:14:09,160 What was that name again? 275 00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:10,328 Shepard Fairey. 276 00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:11,262 Haw-haw! 277 00:14:13,131 --> 00:14:15,599 I'm the guy who created the Obama "Hope" poster, 278 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:17,368 and the "Obey" stickers. 279 00:14:17,436 --> 00:14:19,537 Man, you're the talkiest bullies I ever met. 280 00:14:19,604 --> 00:14:21,605 We're not bullies, we're artists. 281 00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:23,341 And so are you. 282 00:14:23,408 --> 00:14:26,010 Urban vandalism is now the hottest art form there is. 283 00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:27,978 Hey, I got an F in art. 284 00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:30,314 Mainly so it would say "fart" on my report card. 285 00:14:32,017 --> 00:14:34,118 Bart, we would love to set up a gallery show 286 00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:35,252 for your street art. 287 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,587 Well, if it's in a gallery, 288 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:37,922 how is it street art? 289 00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:41,058 Bart, street art is not about questioning authority. 290 00:14:41,126 --> 00:14:43,828 Well, I'll have to discuss it with my partner. 291 00:14:43,895 --> 00:14:45,730 Bart, say yes! 292 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,732 At the opening, I could wear a sports jacket 293 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,533 with a t-shirt and jeans! 294 00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:51,702 First, I'm not sure you have the shoulders for it, 295 00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:54,905 and second, maybe we've pushed this far enough. 296 00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,976 I put you in a rabbit cage! 297 00:14:59,044 --> 00:15:03,481 I poked your flab back in, square by square. 298 00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:07,051 Count me in. 299 00:15:10,422 --> 00:15:11,489 Apu! 300 00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:12,990 It is a miracle! 301 00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:13,941 What now? 302 00:15:14,009 --> 00:15:15,242 Swapper Jack is reuniting 303 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:16,477 Led Zeppelin in aisle six? 304 00:15:16,545 --> 00:15:18,212 Swapper Jack's is closing! 305 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:19,880 No. Do not give me false hope like 306 00:15:19,948 --> 00:15:21,799 the time they said it was only sextuplets. 307 00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:22,833 It is true! 308 00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:24,335 Every successful corporation 309 00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,470 harbors a terrible secret. 310 00:15:26,538 --> 00:15:29,807 Theirs is that what they sell as chicken is actually monkey. 311 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:30,875 But the drumsticks... 312 00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:32,243 Stunted monkey tails. 313 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,344 And their chicken pot pie? 314 00:15:33,412 --> 00:15:34,812 Monkey pot pie! 315 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,980 But how 'bout their rotisserie chi-- 316 00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:37,615 Monkey, monkey, monkey! 317 00:15:37,682 --> 00:15:40,084 They scoop them up off the streets of Brazil! 318 00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:41,585 So, we have won. 319 00:15:41,653 --> 00:15:43,454 Finally I am lucky at something. 320 00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:45,289 You were lucky at love. 321 00:15:45,357 --> 00:15:47,191 Yeah, sure, baby. 322 00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:50,628 Hey, Bart, check this out. 323 00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:53,864 Look at me, I'm Mr. Fatso! 324 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,602 It's funny 'cause it's so preposterous. 325 00:15:58,670 --> 00:16:00,304 Yeah. 326 00:16:00,372 --> 00:16:03,207 We've hit the big time! 327 00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:04,875 "I, Carumba"?! 328 00:16:04,943 --> 00:16:06,911 Not so loud. 329 00:16:06,978 --> 00:16:08,496 If my Dad hears about the show, 330 00:16:08,563 --> 00:16:10,765 he might realize Mr. Fatso is him. 331 00:16:10,832 --> 00:16:12,383 What the...? 332 00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,552 You idiot. Mr. Fatso is you! 333 00:16:14,619 --> 00:16:16,754 What? No. It can't be. 334 00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:19,023 That's right, numbskull. 335 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:22,593 Your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town. 336 00:16:22,661 --> 00:16:24,829 Shut up! I'll fix you! 337 00:16:27,165 --> 00:16:29,834 Well, I'll fix you. 338 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,535 Go drive a car! 339 00:16:31,603 --> 00:16:33,904 Yes, master. 340 00:16:33,972 --> 00:16:35,539 Here, car! Here, boy! 341 00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:40,938 Excellent installation, dude. 342 00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:43,841 And a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket. 343 00:16:43,908 --> 00:16:45,759 Thanks, guys. I, um... 344 00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:49,330 Ooh, this collar's feeling pretty tight. 345 00:16:49,397 --> 00:16:51,799 Help! Help! 346 00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:56,403 Oh, this is just a dream. 347 00:16:56,471 --> 00:16:58,205 All I have to do is wake up. 348 00:16:58,256 --> 00:17:00,758 Why, you little... 349 00:17:00,825 --> 00:17:02,710 Pay for your genius! 350 00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:05,212 Oh, what's the use? 351 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,950 When a man isn't a hero to his son, he's nothing. 352 00:17:19,694 --> 00:17:22,129 I like what used to make a neighborhood look dangerous 353 00:17:22,197 --> 00:17:23,797 now makes it look sophisticated. 354 00:17:23,865 --> 00:17:26,000 I like how the painting makes more than I do. 355 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,668 Looks like Dad's not coming. 356 00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:29,570 He won't leave the car. 357 00:17:29,637 --> 00:17:33,741 I can see how this show might not be to his liking. 358 00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:37,578 Come on, Dad. 359 00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:40,114 You made me mad, so I got back at you. 360 00:17:40,181 --> 00:17:42,249 How was I to know parents had feelings? 361 00:17:42,317 --> 00:17:44,284 Well, we do. 362 00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:46,954 I want to show you I understand how you feel. 363 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,356 And they say a picture's worth a 1,000 words. 364 00:17:53,812 --> 00:17:55,612 You just ruined my car. 365 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,382 Correction, it's worth ten times as much. 366 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:00,551 $500! Whoo-hoo! 367 00:18:00,618 --> 00:18:01,719 Thanks, boy. 368 00:18:01,786 --> 00:18:02,786 You're welcome. 369 00:18:02,854 --> 00:18:04,621 And from now on, Dad, 370 00:18:04,689 --> 00:18:07,024 if anyone laughs at you, they've gotta go through me. 371 00:18:07,092 --> 00:18:08,892 Really? Anyone? 372 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,462 What about the Hulk riding a rhinoceros? 373 00:18:11,529 --> 00:18:13,163 Would you stop him from laughing? 374 00:18:13,231 --> 00:18:16,333 Wait, is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros? 375 00:18:16,401 --> 00:18:18,702 Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why. 376 00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,137 He's just trying to fit in. 377 00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:22,639 Dad, it's getting cold out here. 378 00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:25,542 Art lovers and Bart lovers! 379 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:27,745 First of all, I'd like to thank the good folks 380 00:18:27,812 --> 00:18:30,347 at Springfield Arts Daily for setting this up. 381 00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:33,016 Thank you for bringing us a fresh new voice. 382 00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:35,719 Yes.. Yes... yes. 383 00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:39,056 As a graffiti artist, there are so many people to thank... 384 00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:40,974 people who build walls... 385 00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:44,078 nighttime, for being dark... 386 00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:47,147 Hold it right there, Spray-candy Warhol! 387 00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:54,721 Bart Simpson, you're under arrest for tagging the town. 388 00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:57,091 This overdue art-quake that taught us all 389 00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:58,859 a new way of seeing, was actually 390 00:18:58,927 --> 00:19:00,727 a police department sting. 391 00:19:00,795 --> 00:19:02,296 It was? 392 00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:04,364 Yeah. Do you think people would be stupid enough 393 00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:05,799 to pay for something some amateur 394 00:19:05,867 --> 00:19:07,167 put on a wall for nothing? 395 00:19:07,235 --> 00:19:08,869 Oh, no, indeed! 396 00:19:08,937 --> 00:19:11,955 Now if I can just get my $3,000,000 back. 397 00:19:12,023 --> 00:19:13,357 No refunds. 398 00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,225 But he just said the show was a sham. 399 00:19:15,293 --> 00:19:17,427 Oh, it is. And I'm just a guy sitting at a table. 400 00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:18,595 The only thing that's real, is the sign 401 00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:19,963 that says "no refunds." 402 00:19:20,031 --> 00:19:21,915 Ooh... 403 00:19:21,983 --> 00:19:23,517 Wait, Chief. I must know... 404 00:19:23,585 --> 00:19:25,219 who tipped you off? 405 00:19:25,286 --> 00:19:26,703 Eh, probably shouldn't tell you this, 406 00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:29,006 but, uh, it was our undercover officer, 407 00:19:29,073 --> 00:19:31,275 Shepard Fairey. 408 00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:34,344 You're an undercover cop? 409 00:19:34,412 --> 00:19:36,647 Hey, don't be so surprised. 410 00:19:36,714 --> 00:19:40,083 I spent 20 years putting up posters that said "obey." 411 00:19:40,151 --> 00:19:41,685 What gives, Daddy-O? 412 00:19:41,753 --> 00:19:45,155 I thought you were the dean of the underground scene. 413 00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:47,991 I'm not in the business of helping out posers any more. 414 00:19:48,059 --> 00:19:49,293 Now, I just sell stuff to them. 415 00:19:51,095 --> 00:19:52,763 Wait, wait, wait! 416 00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:54,431 He's just a boy. 417 00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:56,233 Do you have to put him in jail? 418 00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:58,769 Well, we've gotta teach him a lesson somehow. 419 00:19:58,837 --> 00:20:00,604 Hmm... 420 00:20:00,672 --> 00:20:04,374 Chief, I believe I have the answer in the back of my car. 421 00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:07,945 Hm! 422 00:20:10,315 --> 00:20:11,715 There you go. 423 00:20:11,783 --> 00:20:12,950 Thanks for coming out. 424 00:20:16,905 --> 00:20:18,172 I need to go to the bathroom. 425 00:20:18,239 --> 00:20:19,406 Uh, knock yourself out. 426 00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,410 All right, time's up! 427 00:20:24,729 --> 00:20:26,997 Aw, aw, aw, no! 428 00:20:27,403 --> 00:20:31,403 == sync, corrected by elderman == 429 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:14,907 Shh!