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(goose honking)
♪ the simpsons ♪
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D'oh!
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(tires screeching)
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(grunts)
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♪ ♪
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(crows cawing)
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♪ The Simpsons 23x14 ♪
Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart
Original Air Date on March 4, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Dad? Dad?
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(snoring)
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(beeping)
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(tab popping)
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Yes!
Awake! Let's do this!
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Dad, I wanted to
give you a heads-up.
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Mom's birthday is tomorrow.
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It's time to start your
annual mad dash around town
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to get her a present that's
not completely insulting.
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You know, sweetie, there was
a time when I would've killed
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for that information,
but I'm pleased to announce
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I've already bought
your mother a present.
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(gasping)
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And brace yourself,
I put some thought into it.
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(bigger gasp)
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It's a state-of-the-art
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food mash-'em-upper.
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Wha...?
Mom is gonna love that!
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(chuckles)
Love?!
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Your mom's gonna
feel so good,
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it'll make mere love
seem like chewing tinfoil.
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Because today,
I'm getting it autographed.
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By who? Lenny?
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By the box lady herself!
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Whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Yeah-ohaa!
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Man, oh, man,
look at this place.
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Finally, a supermarket
with a clear premise:
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"island something."
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It's like going to Hawaii
without the murderous locals.
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They have jellies made of
fruits I've never heard of!
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These'll go great with
betel nut butter.
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Wow, I don't believe
the Simpsons
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Apu! What are you doing
out of your natural habitat?
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I am finding out who my
real customers are,
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and who is going to cheat
on my store with some
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South Sea sugar shack!
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But at the Kwik-E-Mart,
the only fresh fruit
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is the one banana
by the register.
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You keep your ice cream
right beside the motor oil!
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You sell cigarettes to kids.
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Now see here, I have
always considered
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you cash-giving cows
to be my friends.
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And friends do not
betray friends.
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Friends are the only
people you can betray!
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And you'd do it in a
second for a supermarket
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that gives free coffee samples!
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(grunts)
Defend yourself, sir!
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(grunting, whimpering)
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(yelling)
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Convenience forever,
freshness never!
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(grunting)
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Uh-huh.
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Would you sign this
for my wife Marge?
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She's a big fan and
her birthday is tomorrow.
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Uh-hm, you know, while I was
signing this for your wife,
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I just cooked up...
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(gasps)
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...a great idea!
Oh...
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How would you like it
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if I called your wife live
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from my show tomorrow
to wish her a happy birthday?
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You would do that?!
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Oh, my God, this might
be a Marge's birthday
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where I get sex!
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Ooh! An apron
with a sonnet!
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Open mine!
Quick, before it suffocates!
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A bunny! Just like the one
I had when I was a girl!
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How did you know?
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I saw this picture
at Grandma's house,
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then I hit the pet stores
till I found one
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that looked just like it.
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Oh, Bart, you got me
the fluffy pet
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I've never stopped
thinking about.
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Now, last but not least,
your present, Homie.
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Oh!
(chuckles)
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Wait one second, Marge.
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Before you open it,
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you're gonna get a phone call
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that will make this your
most awesome birthday ever.
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Well, we're still
focused on me
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instead of watching golf,
so that's pretty good.
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The only golf we'll watch is
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ladies' golf, and we're
not watching that.
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Now in three...
two... one...
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I repeat.
One...
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Ooooooone...
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(moaning)
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(coughs)
...ne.
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(raspy):
Oonnneee...
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Please don't say one again.
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(whispers weakly):
Onnneee.
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Homie, whatever it is,
it's not happening.
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(grunts)
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This yolk-separating
camera-hog
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was supposed to call you
and say happy birthday!
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From her show!
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Well, at least you
remembered I like her.
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A pity kiss?!
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That tears it!
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I'm gonna call that Paula Paul
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and give her a piece of my mind!
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Huh?
The phone's dead.
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Normal, normal, normal,
normal, nor...
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Uncharacteristic?!
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Hm?
A chew-through.
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What could have...
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Aw...
I mean, (growls)
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Aw, he's trying
to eat "ewectwicity."
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You let this monster
into our home,
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where he chewed through
our one and only phone cord!
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Wait! Maybe Paula Paul
left a message.
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PAULA: Hi, Marge! Paula Paul
here, calling live from
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What's On Paula's Windowsill?,
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ready to wish you
a happy birthday,
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but since you're
not home yet,
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we'll go to commercial
and call you right back.
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(beep)
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Hi, Paula Paul, calling back
for Marge Simpson!
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Kind of a big moment for you,
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a little surprised
you're not picking up!
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(beep)
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Marge, this is just
plain disrespectful.
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I bumped a segment
to do this and
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you're making me
look like an ass!
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(beep)
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Screw you, Marge Simpson!
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Don't read my books
and don't make my recipes!
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May my curse follow
you beyond the grave!
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Check it out! It's on TV!
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They're booing you, Marge!
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An audience full of
church groups and Marines!
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Marge, go to hell, Marge!
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I think that's
enough birthday fun.
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Why you little...
I'm gonna get...
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(grunts)
No, Homer.
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You can't strangle a boy
on his mother's birthday.
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Juries hate that.
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So instead, boy,
I want you to...
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(grunts)
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Get in that rabbit cage!
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No way, man.
I'm a free-range kid.
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No backtalk!
In the cage! Now!
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Get in there.
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(sucking)
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Son, do you
have a minute?
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I've been thinking.
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I really shouldn't have
put you in there
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and left you there while we
were having pizza without you.
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So I'm gonna let you out
with my apologies.
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Don't wanna come out.
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(high-pitched grumbling)
What!?
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I like it in the cage.
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These cedar shavings are
a hell of a lot better
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than my lumpy mattress.
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Boy, get out of that cage!
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But it's my home now, sir.
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(grunts) I'll poke
a broom in there!
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You know I'm
capable of it!
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(both grunting)
Hey!
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Get out of there,
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you little brat.
(grunting)
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Aah!
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Fine.
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(muttering)
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Stupid kid.
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Hmm.
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This isn't comfortable at all.
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I don't see how a rabbit
could possibly...
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(snores)
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There. Finished.
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Awesome revenge,
cutting your dad's
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face out of a piece
of cardboard.
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No, you dweeb.
It's a stencil.
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I'm going to take
Homer's ugly face
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and spread it
all over town.
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Can I come?
Every vandalism spree
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needs an obnoxious laugher.
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(obnoxious laughing)
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You're in.
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("The Sorcerer's Apprentice"
playing)
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Hey, you punks!
What are you doing?!
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(both laughing)
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If you wake up my pigeons,
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they're gonna do
their business again.
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And these days,
there's no newspapers
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so I have to put down
Amazon Kindles.
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I'm like...
It's, it's bankrupting me.
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(humming The Simpsons theme)
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♪ Dri-ving-to-work ♪
What the... huh?!
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HOMER:
Wait a minute...
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that guy on the poster
looks familiar.
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Don't just stare back at me,
come up with a theory!
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Geez, it's all over the place.
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Holy moley!
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Quiet night.
Nothin' but the sound
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of a spray can and
kids laughing, heh.
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Tag, we're it!
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Springfield has been hit hard by
a mysterious graffiti artist
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and his iconic calling-card,
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which we have dubbed
"Mr. Fatso."
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Heard about this
thing, boy?
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No, no. I'm too concerned
with unemployment.
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Hm, sounds like a lie, but
what could he be covering up?
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Homie, have you seen our
stencil budget for this month?
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Not now, Marge.
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Chief, any leads on this
"Vandal Van Gogh"?
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I don't traffic
in wordplay, Kent.
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But I do have a message for
Mr. Prank Lloyd Wright.
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Uh, that's architecture,
not painting, Chief.
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They're all artists, Lou.
Why don't you open your eyes.
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Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry,
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you may have thumbed
your nose at the police,
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and made yourself into a
combination of Robin Hood,
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Luke Skywalker and, well,
every rapper ever,
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but unless you prove that this
wasn't just a one-time spree,
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and take your controversial art
form to the next level,
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I am not impressed.
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Hmm...
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(screams)
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Boy, you like this
necklace I just bought?
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Pretty dope,
don't you think?
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(sighs)
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So, how do you like
working at Swapper Jack's?
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Hey, after biting off a man's
nose in a prison race war,
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selling pre-cooked
Pad Thai to soccer moms
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is pretty darn sweet.
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Here, I'm not Jailbird,
I'm just "Bird."
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(gun cocks)
This is a stick-them-up!
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Because I have a gun,
you must stick them up now!
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Yes, it is loaded, with bullets
that you put in my chest.
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Now empty the cash drawer!
Come on!
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All right, chill, bro.
Just chill out.
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I will chill you,
right between your damned eyes!
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For once, the Indian
has been outsourced!
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Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
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Just give me the piece.
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No...
You've got a family, dude.
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No... Or were you lying when
you begged for your life?
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Oh, sweet Vishnu the Destroyer,
what have I done?
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Dude, it's okay. The jails, they
don't have room for us now.
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Wiggum just makes you do
book reports for Ralph.
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But you have to make 'em so it
looks like he's done it.
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That's... that's
kinda the hard part.
255
00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:27,459
Where's this 2006 Beaujolais
256
00:12:27,527 --> 00:12:28,627
that's puttin' me
out of business?
257
00:12:28,695 --> 00:12:29,895
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
258
00:12:29,963 --> 00:12:31,029
There's a white wine?
259
00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:32,531
And wha-- and a Swiss cheese?
260
00:12:32,599 --> 00:12:34,032
And a peanut butter?
261
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,033
And a potato chip?
262
00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:36,168
And toilet paper?
263
00:12:36,236 --> 00:12:37,503
Wha-what?!
264
00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:43,041
Yo, mysterious pranksters,
it's time for dinner.
265
00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,543
Damn it, she knows!
266
00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:46,478
Okay, how do we
buy your silence?
267
00:12:46,546 --> 00:12:49,014
Just throw in a couple of
"fur is murders."
268
00:12:49,082 --> 00:12:50,115
How is fur, murder?
269
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,450
They're just animals.
270
00:12:51,518 --> 00:12:52,551
Dad!
271
00:12:52,619 --> 00:12:54,103
Fine. Fur's murder.
272
00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,338
Everything's murder.
273
00:12:56,406 --> 00:12:58,373
♪ Tonight ♪
274
00:12:58,441 --> 00:13:00,742
♪ The streets are ours ♪
275
00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:04,880
♪ Tonight ♪
276
00:13:04,948 --> 00:13:09,001
♪ The streets are ours ♪
277
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:12,488
♪ These lights ♪
278
00:13:12,555 --> 00:13:15,791
♪ And our street are ours ♪
279
00:13:18,027 --> 00:13:19,628
♪ Tonight... ♪
280
00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:22,264
Bart, you've really
grown as an artist.
281
00:13:22,332 --> 00:13:24,533
Thanks, Milhouse.
We make a great team.
282
00:13:24,601 --> 00:13:25,834
Hold it right there!
283
00:13:25,902 --> 00:13:27,803
The jerk in the glasses
did everything!
284
00:13:27,871 --> 00:13:28,737
Whoa!
Waah!
285
00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:31,190
Need... inhaler...
286
00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:32,474
(gasps)
287
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:35,277
(coughs)
288
00:13:35,345 --> 00:13:36,678
Oh, God, man!
289
00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:38,564
Here, drink this
paint thinner.
290
00:13:43,983 --> 00:13:47,119
So, you're the two punks
who've been tagging the town.
291
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,905
Congratulations.
292
00:13:48,972 --> 00:13:49,739
BOTH:
Huh?
293
00:13:49,823 --> 00:13:50,856
We're street artists.
294
00:13:52,525 --> 00:13:54,160
Take that, Ronald Reagan!
295
00:13:54,211 --> 00:13:55,995
Even in death,
you're not that safe from me.
296
00:13:56,046 --> 00:14:01,150
Is that graffiti or are you
opening up a Mommy and Me?
297
00:14:01,218 --> 00:14:04,887
That's it. You just got yourself
a place on the wall, kid.
298
00:14:04,972 --> 00:14:07,940
Nooo!
I've been satirized!
299
00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:09,642
Who are you guys?
300
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,360
Kenny Scharf,
Robbie Conal.
301
00:14:11,428 --> 00:14:12,762
I'm Shepard Fairey.
302
00:14:12,829 --> 00:14:15,398
(chuckles)
What was that name again?
303
00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:16,566
Shepard Fairey.
304
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:17,500
NELSON (distant):
Haw-haw!
305
00:14:17,568 --> 00:14:19,302
(laughing)
306
00:14:19,369 --> 00:14:21,837
I'm the guy who created
the Obama "Hope" poster,
307
00:14:21,905 --> 00:14:23,606
and the "Obey" stickers.
308
00:14:23,674 --> 00:14:25,775
Man, you're the
talkiest bullies I ever met.
309
00:14:25,842 --> 00:14:27,843
We're not bullies,
we're artists.
310
00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:29,579
And so are you.
311
00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:32,248
Urban vandalism is now the
hottest art form there is.
312
00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:34,216
Hey, I got an F in art.
313
00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:36,552
Mainly so it would say
"fart" on my report card.
314
00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,356
Bart, we would love to
set up a gallery show
315
00:14:40,424 --> 00:14:41,490
for your street art.
316
00:14:41,558 --> 00:14:42,825
Well, if it's in a gallery,
317
00:14:42,893 --> 00:14:44,160
how is it street art?
318
00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:47,296
Bart, street art is not about
questioning authority.
319
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:50,066
Well, I'll have to
discuss it with my partner.
320
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,968
Bart, say yes!
321
00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:53,970
At the opening, I could
wear a sports jacket
322
00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:55,771
with a t-shirt and jeans!
323
00:14:55,839 --> 00:14:57,940
First, I'm not sure
you have the shoulders for it,
324
00:14:58,008 --> 00:15:01,143
and second, maybe we've
pushed this far enough.
325
00:15:01,228 --> 00:15:02,545
(laughing)
326
00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:05,214
I put you in a rabbit cage!
327
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:09,719
I poked your flab back in,
square by square.
328
00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:10,886
(growls)
329
00:15:10,954 --> 00:15:13,289
Count me in.
330
00:15:13,357 --> 00:15:15,157
(siren wailing)
331
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:16,592
(tires screeching)
332
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:17,727
Apu!
333
00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:19,228
It is a miracle!
334
00:15:19,296 --> 00:15:20,179
What now?
335
00:15:20,247 --> 00:15:21,480
Swapper Jack is reuniting
336
00:15:21,548 --> 00:15:22,715
Led Zeppelin in aisle six?
337
00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,450
Swapper Jack's is closing!
338
00:15:24,518 --> 00:15:26,118
No. Do not give me
false hope like
339
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,037
the time they said it
was only sextuplets.
340
00:15:28,105 --> 00:15:29,071
It is true!
341
00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,573
Every successful corporation
342
00:15:30,641 --> 00:15:32,708
harbors a terrible secret.
343
00:15:32,776 --> 00:15:36,045
Theirs is that what they sell as
chicken is actually monkey.
344
00:15:36,113 --> 00:15:37,113
But the drumsticks...
345
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,481
Stunted monkey tails.
346
00:15:38,548 --> 00:15:39,582
And their chicken pot pie?
347
00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:41,050
Monkey pot pie!
348
00:15:41,118 --> 00:15:42,218
But how 'bout their
rotisserie chi--
349
00:15:42,285 --> 00:15:43,853
Monkey, monkey, monkey!
350
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,322
They scoop them up off the
streets of Brazil!
351
00:15:46,390 --> 00:15:47,823
So, we have won.
352
00:15:47,891 --> 00:15:49,692
Finally I am lucky at something.
353
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,527
You were lucky at love.
354
00:15:51,595 --> 00:15:53,429
Yeah, sure, baby.
355
00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:56,866
Hey, Bart, check this out.
356
00:15:58,368 --> 00:16:00,102
Look at me,
I'm Mr. Fatso!
357
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:02,004
(laughing)
358
00:16:02,072 --> 00:16:04,840
It's funny 'cause
it's so preposterous.
359
00:16:04,908 --> 00:16:06,542
(nervous laughing)
Yeah.
360
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,445
(chuckles)
We've hit the big time!
361
00:16:09,513 --> 00:16:11,113
"I, Carumba"?!
362
00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:13,149
Not so loud.
363
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:14,734
If my Dad hears
about the show,
364
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:17,003
he might realize
Mr. Fatso is him.
365
00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,621
What the...?
366
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:20,790
You idiot.
Mr. Fatso is you!
367
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,992
What? No. It can't be.
368
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,261
That's right, numbskull.
369
00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:28,831
Your son's made a fool of you
in front of the whole town.
370
00:16:28,899 --> 00:16:31,067
Shut up!
I'll fix you!
371
00:16:31,168 --> 00:16:33,335
(gulping)
372
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:36,072
Well, I'll fix you.
373
00:16:36,139 --> 00:16:37,773
Go drive a car!
374
00:16:37,841 --> 00:16:40,142
Yes, master.
375
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,777
Here, car!
Here, boy!
376
00:16:47,426 --> 00:16:50,045
Excellent installation, dude.
377
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,955
And a great excuse for me to
bust out my courtroom jacket.
378
00:16:53,015 --> 00:16:54,866
Thanks, guys. I, um...
379
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:58,437
Ooh, this collar's feeling
pretty tight.
380
00:16:58,504 --> 00:17:00,906
(grunts)
Help! Help!
381
00:17:00,973 --> 00:17:02,674
(posters growling)
382
00:17:02,742 --> 00:17:05,510
Oh, this is just a dream.
383
00:17:05,578 --> 00:17:07,312
All I have to do is wake up.
384
00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:09,865
Why, you little...
(choking)
385
00:17:09,932 --> 00:17:11,817
Pay for your genius!
386
00:17:11,884 --> 00:17:14,319
Oh, what's the use?
387
00:17:14,387 --> 00:17:19,057
When a man isn't a hero
to his son, he's nothing.
388
00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:31,236
I like what used to make a
neighborhood look dangerous
389
00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:32,904
now makes it
look sophisticated.
390
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:35,107
I like how the painting
makes more than I do.
391
00:17:35,174 --> 00:17:36,775
Looks like Dad's not coming.
392
00:17:36,843 --> 00:17:38,677
He won't leave the car.
393
00:17:38,744 --> 00:17:42,848
I can see how this show
might not be to his liking.
394
00:17:45,518 --> 00:17:46,685
Come on, Dad.
395
00:17:46,752 --> 00:17:49,221
You made me mad,
so I got back at you.
396
00:17:49,288 --> 00:17:51,356
How was I to know
parents had feelings?
397
00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,391
Well, we do.
398
00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:56,061
I want to show you
I understand how you feel.
399
00:17:56,129 --> 00:17:58,463
And they say a picture's
worth a 1,000 words.
400
00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:04,719
You just ruined my car.
401
00:18:04,787 --> 00:18:07,489
Correction, it's worth
ten times as much.
402
00:18:07,557 --> 00:18:09,658
$500! Whoo-hoo!
403
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:10,826
Thanks, boy.
404
00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:11,893
You're welcome.
405
00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:13,728
And from now on, Dad,
406
00:18:13,796 --> 00:18:16,131
if anyone laughs at you,
they've gotta go through me.
407
00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:17,999
Really? Anyone?
408
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,569
What about the Hulk
riding a rhinoceros?
409
00:18:20,636 --> 00:18:22,270
Would you stop him
from laughing?
410
00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:25,440
Wait, is the Hulk laughing,
or the rhinoceros?
411
00:18:25,508 --> 00:18:27,809
Both, but the rhinoceros
doesn't know why.
412
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,244
He's just trying to fit in.
413
00:18:29,312 --> 00:18:31,746
Dad, it's getting
cold out here.
414
00:18:31,814 --> 00:18:34,649
(clinking glass)
Art lovers and Bart lovers!
415
00:18:34,717 --> 00:18:36,852
First of all, I'd like to
thank the good folks
416
00:18:36,919 --> 00:18:39,454
at Springfield Arts Daily
for setting this up.
417
00:18:39,522 --> 00:18:42,123
Thank you for bringing us
a fresh new voice.
418
00:18:42,191 --> 00:18:44,826
(chuckles) Yes..
Yes... yes.
419
00:18:44,894 --> 00:18:48,163
As a graffiti artist, there are
so many people to thank...
420
00:18:48,247 --> 00:18:50,081
people who build walls...
421
00:18:50,149 --> 00:18:53,185
nighttime, for being dark...
422
00:18:53,252 --> 00:18:56,254
Hold it right there,
Spray-candy Warhol!
423
00:18:56,322 --> 00:18:57,989
(gun cocks)
424
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:03,828
Bart Simpson, you're under
arrest for tagging the town.
425
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:06,198
This overdue art-quake
that taught us all
426
00:19:06,265 --> 00:19:07,966
a new way of seeing,
was actually
427
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:09,834
a police department sting.
428
00:19:09,902 --> 00:19:11,403
It was?
429
00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:13,471
Yeah. Do you think people
would be stupid enough
430
00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:14,906
to pay for something
some amateur
431
00:19:14,974 --> 00:19:16,274
put on a wall for nothing?
432
00:19:16,342 --> 00:19:17,976
Oh, no, indeed!
433
00:19:18,044 --> 00:19:21,062
Now if I can just get
my $3,000,000 back.
434
00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:22,464
No refunds.
435
00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:24,332
But he just said
the show was a sham.
436
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,534
Oh, it is. And I'm just
a guy sitting at a table.
437
00:19:26,602 --> 00:19:27,702
The only thing
that's real, is the sign
438
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,070
that says "no refunds."
439
00:19:29,138 --> 00:19:31,022
Ooh...
440
00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:32,624
Wait, Chief.
I must know...
441
00:19:32,692 --> 00:19:34,326
who tipped you off?
442
00:19:34,393 --> 00:19:35,810
Eh, probably shouldn't
tell you this,
443
00:19:35,878 --> 00:19:38,113
but, uh, it was
our undercover officer,
444
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:40,382
Shepard Fairey.
445
00:19:42,018 --> 00:19:43,451
You're an undercover cop?
446
00:19:43,519 --> 00:19:45,754
Hey, don't be so surprised.
447
00:19:45,821 --> 00:19:49,190
I spent 20 years putting up
posters that said "obey."
448
00:19:49,258 --> 00:19:50,792
What gives,
Daddy-O?
449
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:54,262
I thought you were the dean of
the underground scene.
450
00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:57,098
I'm not in the business of
helping out posers any more.
451
00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:58,400
Now, I just sell
stuff to them.
452
00:20:00,202 --> 00:20:01,870
Wait, wait, wait!
453
00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:03,538
He's just a boy.
454
00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:05,340
Do you have to put him in jail?
455
00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:07,876
Well, we've gotta teach
him a lesson somehow.
456
00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:09,711
Hmm...
457
00:20:09,779 --> 00:20:13,481
Chief, I believe I have the
answer in the back of my car.
458
00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:17,052
Hm!
459
00:20:19,422 --> 00:20:20,822
There you go.
460
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,057
Thanks for coming out.
461
00:20:26,012 --> 00:20:27,279
I need to go
to the bathroom.
462
00:20:27,346 --> 00:20:28,513
Uh, knock yourself out.
463
00:20:30,816 --> 00:20:32,517
All right, time's up!
464
00:20:33,836 --> 00:20:36,104
Aw, aw, aw, no!
465
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:40,510
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
466
00:21:22,642 --> 00:21:23,842
Shh!