1 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:23,707 Frank? 2 00:02:23,742 --> 00:02:27,378 My mother has cancer. 3 00:02:27,412 --> 00:02:28,846 The bad kind? 4 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,949 As opposed to? 5 00:02:32,984 --> 00:02:34,718 I'm gonna be an orphan. 6 00:02:34,752 --> 00:02:36,854 Well... 7 00:02:36,888 --> 00:02:40,058 things worked out for Oliver Twist. 8 00:02:40,092 --> 00:02:41,693 And Annie. 9 00:02:41,727 --> 00:02:44,530 She found a way to abandon me 10 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,566 one last time. 11 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,036 The sun'll come out, just like the song says. 12 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:54,140 God, do you know how many years 13 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,243 I've prayed for this moment? 14 00:02:57,512 --> 00:02:58,879 I'll be free. 15 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:02,916 Well, this might not be nice to say, 16 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,819 but if anyone deserves cancer, 17 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,188 it's your mother. 18 00:03:12,094 --> 00:03:13,561 Where's Grammy? Frank took her to Sheila's 19 00:03:13,595 --> 00:03:16,497 late last night. She was having trouble breathing. 20 00:03:16,532 --> 00:03:19,234 The chemicals from the fire were aggravating her emphysema. 21 00:03:19,268 --> 00:03:21,103 Will the chemicals give us emphysema? 22 00:03:21,137 --> 00:03:23,806 Probably, but we won't know for 50 years. 23 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,577 Carl, the team gives you one helmet and if you break it, 24 00:03:27,611 --> 00:03:29,178 we can't afford to replace it. 25 00:03:29,213 --> 00:03:31,781 Don't matter. Season's over. What? 26 00:03:31,816 --> 00:03:34,251 Coach got arrested for exposing himself at the park. 27 00:03:34,285 --> 00:03:36,987 He was peeing being a shed. A couple of seven-year-old girls 28 00:03:37,021 --> 00:03:38,321 saw "it." 29 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:41,024 I don't get it. Half the world has penises. 30 00:03:41,059 --> 00:03:44,128 Why do people get so upset about seeing them? Context. 31 00:03:44,162 --> 00:03:45,195 What's that? 32 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:48,198 When, how, where and with who. 33 00:03:48,232 --> 00:03:50,167 Ian, you played-- you could coach. 34 00:03:50,201 --> 00:03:54,270 Uh, can't. I got to work after school, bud. Sorry. 35 00:03:54,305 --> 00:03:56,372 You going to school early? Chemistry study group. 36 00:03:56,407 --> 00:03:57,774 Can you coach? 37 00:03:57,808 --> 00:03:59,442 I know nothing about football. 38 00:03:59,476 --> 00:04:01,811 It's just boys crashing into one another. 39 00:04:01,845 --> 00:04:05,215 With pads. And some-- some rules. 40 00:04:05,249 --> 00:04:06,683 Ask Lip. He won't do it. 41 00:04:06,717 --> 00:04:08,618 Wake him and ask. Can't hurt. 42 00:04:08,652 --> 00:04:10,720 Lip! 43 00:04:10,755 --> 00:04:13,557 I could have done that. Upstairs, please. 44 00:04:17,562 --> 00:04:21,499 Good morning, love. Where's the pisser? 45 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:24,501 Upstairs. Oh, that's not happening. 46 00:04:24,536 --> 00:04:26,203 Get me a bucket. 47 00:04:33,244 --> 00:04:34,511 I heard you have cancer. 48 00:04:34,545 --> 00:04:36,213 Yeah. 49 00:04:36,247 --> 00:04:38,216 I hope it's painful. 50 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:39,984 Your wish is granted. 51 00:04:40,019 --> 00:04:41,719 You've got two more. Don't waste 'em. 52 00:04:41,754 --> 00:04:44,723 You'll be back in your bed by tonight. 53 00:04:44,757 --> 00:04:47,960 The chemical smell from the explosion will be over by then. 54 00:04:50,130 --> 00:04:52,031 It's not the flu, is it? 55 00:04:52,065 --> 00:04:55,668 No, just my body feeding on itself. 56 00:04:55,702 --> 00:04:58,672 Sheila makes a top-notch breakfast. 57 00:04:58,706 --> 00:05:00,908 I'm good with my smokes and coffee. 58 00:05:00,942 --> 00:05:02,676 We don't smoke in the house. 59 00:05:02,711 --> 00:05:05,412 Well, good. I won't have to share. 60 00:05:05,447 --> 00:05:06,981 Come on. 61 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:09,950 Right there. 62 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:16,758 Where are you going? To the store. 63 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:19,094 Repl... replenish your smokes. 64 00:05:19,128 --> 00:05:21,630 15 minutes. I'm timing you. 65 00:05:21,664 --> 00:05:23,298 And get me a new Bic-- a blue one. 66 00:05:23,332 --> 00:05:25,066 Not pink like that last one. 67 00:05:26,669 --> 00:05:30,538 O.J., Frank. No pulp. Hey, numb nuts-- 68 00:05:30,573 --> 00:05:32,741 toilet paper. 69 00:05:32,775 --> 00:05:34,944 I'm not going to drip dry. 70 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:37,613 Oh, Kleenex. 71 00:05:37,647 --> 00:05:39,615 The best for the best. 72 00:05:44,254 --> 00:05:46,289 How do you take your coffee? 73 00:05:46,323 --> 00:05:48,658 With Baileys or not at all. 74 00:05:48,693 --> 00:05:49,793 I have some Bacardi. 75 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,561 Pepsi to mix it with? 76 00:05:51,596 --> 00:05:53,397 Fresca. 77 00:05:53,431 --> 00:05:55,999 For fuck's sake. 78 00:05:56,033 --> 00:05:57,300 Fresca it is-- 79 00:05:57,335 --> 00:05:59,135 Twiggy. 80 00:06:02,874 --> 00:06:05,742 Couldn't wake him. Debbie, go brush your teeth. 81 00:06:05,776 --> 00:06:08,612 And tell Lip that ice cubes are going down his shirt next. 82 00:06:08,646 --> 00:06:10,780 He's missed a week of school already. 83 00:06:10,815 --> 00:06:12,515 Morning, Gallaghers. Hi! 84 00:06:12,550 --> 00:06:13,783 Who likes coffee and doughnuts? All right. 85 00:06:13,818 --> 00:06:15,385 Double latte, two sugars. 86 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:19,357 What the fuck are you doing? We were out getting coffees, 87 00:06:19,391 --> 00:06:21,626 and I thought, "Hey, school's started. 88 00:06:21,661 --> 00:06:23,662 Why not pop by and give the kids a ride like the old days?" 89 00:06:23,696 --> 00:06:26,164 No heads up so I could put pants on? I like you with no pants on. 90 00:06:26,199 --> 00:06:29,435 Dude, your wife is standing right there. No English. 91 00:06:35,676 --> 00:06:36,809 Does she ever leave your side? 92 00:06:36,843 --> 00:06:38,810 I bought coffee for Lip. 93 00:06:38,845 --> 00:06:42,347 Please, stop trying to make this seem normal. 94 00:06:49,589 --> 00:06:51,424 Lip won't get up. 95 00:06:51,458 --> 00:06:53,492 Ooh, thanks for the doughnuts, Jimmy. 96 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:55,227 Yes. You know what, I get it. 97 00:06:55,261 --> 00:06:56,662 You think it's funny to call me 98 00:06:56,696 --> 00:06:58,830 Jimmy, but I think it's probably time to give it a rest. 99 00:06:58,865 --> 00:07:02,400 Fat chance, Jim-Jim. Yeah, yummy doughnuts, Jimbo. 100 00:07:02,435 --> 00:07:03,868 All right. 101 00:07:05,304 --> 00:07:07,005 I'm not doing this. Doing what? 102 00:07:07,039 --> 00:07:09,741 This. Was there some signal that I sent you 103 00:07:09,775 --> 00:07:12,109 that suggested popping by would be cool? 104 00:07:12,144 --> 00:07:16,246 I just wanted to bring you a coffee, start the day right. 105 00:07:18,383 --> 00:07:21,418 Figure out that chick who's sitting on my sofa wearing your wedding ring, 106 00:07:21,452 --> 00:07:23,020 and then we'll talk. 107 00:07:30,094 --> 00:07:32,762 - Who wants a ride to school? - I do. 108 00:07:32,796 --> 00:07:35,298 Great. Let's go. We're going to figure this out. 109 00:07:35,332 --> 00:07:38,700 Just don't give up on me. Please stop talking. 110 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:41,136 Let's go! 111 00:07:42,138 --> 00:07:43,739 Lip! 112 00:07:43,773 --> 00:07:46,408 All right. Dig the helmet, Carl. 113 00:07:46,442 --> 00:07:48,377 You play any ball growing up? 114 00:07:48,411 --> 00:07:49,878 Carl. Yo. 115 00:07:49,912 --> 00:07:51,246 Junior high. Flanker. What's a flanker? 116 00:07:51,281 --> 00:07:53,248 It's a white wide receiver. 117 00:07:54,484 --> 00:07:57,386 Hey, you doing anything this afternoon? 118 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:59,388 Carl! What? We need a coach. 119 00:07:59,423 --> 00:08:01,257 For what? Pop Rec Warner League. 120 00:08:01,291 --> 00:08:03,292 Flag? Helmet to helmet. 121 00:08:03,326 --> 00:08:04,760 Fiona go to games? 122 00:08:04,794 --> 00:08:05,928 Never misses one. 123 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:07,463 Call me "Coach." 124 00:08:07,498 --> 00:08:10,133 Awesome. 125 00:08:10,168 --> 00:08:12,903 Not a smart move, Jimmy. 126 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:42,098 Hello, boys. 127 00:08:44,201 --> 00:08:46,168 The front door was locked, 128 00:08:46,202 --> 00:08:48,771 so I came in the back-- no pun intended. 129 00:08:48,805 --> 00:08:52,274 You might want to check the locks. 130 00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:09,558 Um, I see that you're preoccupied, 131 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:12,727 so why don't we put this little loan on my tab? 132 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:18,367 As you were, sailors. 133 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:22,372 Lip! 134 00:09:24,675 --> 00:09:25,842 Jesus! 135 00:09:25,877 --> 00:09:27,310 I covered for you while 136 00:09:27,345 --> 00:09:29,079 you've been going through this shit, but enough. 137 00:09:29,114 --> 00:09:31,549 You been lying up here a week. Shit is what we all go through. 138 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:34,818 We still got to get up and get shit done. Is that from a Toby Keith song? 139 00:09:34,853 --> 00:09:37,020 School now. I dropped out. 140 00:09:38,456 --> 00:09:41,725 It's your senior year. You're graduating. 141 00:09:41,759 --> 00:09:44,661 No. Get up and get to school! 142 00:09:44,695 --> 00:09:47,164 You quit. Because Mom and Dad were hooked on Oxy. 143 00:09:47,198 --> 00:09:50,067 You were 13. Don't try to win this argument. 144 00:09:50,101 --> 00:09:51,368 You got the golden ticket. 145 00:09:51,402 --> 00:09:53,437 You know it and I know it. 146 00:09:53,471 --> 00:09:56,406 I'm going to get a job. After you graduate. 147 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,109 I don't need another year of crappy public high school education. 148 00:09:59,143 --> 00:10:01,911 Here's the way life works. 149 00:10:01,945 --> 00:10:05,114 Mmm... You suck it up, you do your work, you get your diploma, 150 00:10:05,149 --> 00:10:08,951 and that little piece of paper tells every other person who wanted to quit high school, 151 00:10:08,986 --> 00:10:11,020 that you can follow through and finish something. 152 00:10:11,055 --> 00:10:13,756 You don't have yours, and you're doing fine. 153 00:10:13,791 --> 00:10:16,959 I'm going to stab you in the chest. You're graduating. 154 00:10:16,994 --> 00:10:19,862 I didn't and I still regret it. Who's stopping you? 155 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:22,031 Uh, Debbie, Carl, Liam, you. 156 00:10:22,065 --> 00:10:23,799 Hey, don't do me any favors. 157 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,801 You're going back to school. 158 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:28,404 Fine. I'll go back when you do. 159 00:10:28,438 --> 00:10:29,772 What? 160 00:10:29,807 --> 00:10:31,808 What? You get your diploma, I'll get mine. 161 00:10:31,842 --> 00:10:34,110 Sheila can help out with Liam. 162 00:10:34,144 --> 00:10:35,644 Debbie and Carl can take care of themselves. 163 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:37,246 I'll go back, you go back. 164 00:10:37,281 --> 00:10:39,882 We'll graduate together. 165 00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:42,418 Walk down the aisle-- all "Pomp and Circumstance." 166 00:10:42,452 --> 00:10:44,953 Hand in hand? 167 00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:47,589 All right. 168 00:10:47,623 --> 00:10:50,825 Fuck it. Sure. Great. 169 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:53,727 Put Liam in a stroller, we'll hit the registrar's office. 170 00:10:53,762 --> 00:10:54,628 Hey, Fi? 171 00:10:54,663 --> 00:10:56,764 Huh? 172 00:10:58,201 --> 00:11:00,469 We gotta kill him. C'mon! Open up! 173 00:11:00,503 --> 00:11:02,137 Fuck off! Look, nobody will miss Frank, anyway. 174 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:04,607 We shoot him in the head, we dump him in the river. 175 00:11:04,641 --> 00:11:05,975 Look, he has a lousy short-term memory; 176 00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:07,076 he's probably already forgotten. 177 00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:08,845 Can't chance that. 178 00:11:08,879 --> 00:11:10,413 I'll talk to him. Gotta cut his hands off, 179 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:12,015 pull his teeth; he can't even be identified. 180 00:11:12,049 --> 00:11:14,117 You stay here, watch the store. I'll take care of it. 181 00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:15,986 My Uncle Joe works at the foundry; he'll dump the teeth 182 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,821 into the chrome plating vat and it's done. 183 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:19,990 Mickey, you need this job for your probation. 184 00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:23,360 No, what I need is to take care of Frank and his big mouth. 185 00:11:23,394 --> 00:11:25,028 Stay here. 186 00:11:25,062 --> 00:11:26,530 This won't take long. 187 00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:32,336 Go to Miss Mclntyre's study hall 188 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:35,172 in room 392, give her this from me. 189 00:11:35,206 --> 00:11:38,043 Fill out your course selections and bring it back. 190 00:11:38,077 --> 00:11:39,711 Quickly. You've already missed a week. 191 00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:41,313 Good luck, sis. 192 00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:42,481 Miss Gallagher. 193 00:11:42,515 --> 00:11:43,682 So, you quit during your junior year? 194 00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:45,684 Halfway through. 195 00:11:45,718 --> 00:11:46,852 I came in and explained the situation... 196 00:11:46,886 --> 00:11:47,886 I don't keep track of quitters. 197 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,688 Got enough on my plate. 198 00:11:49,722 --> 00:11:53,492 How many credits do I need to get a diploma? 199 00:11:53,527 --> 00:11:55,561 Uh, looks to be about 38. 200 00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:59,331 You have English, Trig, World History, Earth Sciences. 201 00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:01,000 You're gonna be busy. 202 00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:03,535 Is there a night school here where I could do that? 203 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:06,371 Why don't you just take the GED? 204 00:12:06,406 --> 00:12:07,806 It's for the quitters. 205 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,240 Uh-huh. 206 00:12:09,274 --> 00:12:11,542 Is it as good as getting your diploma? No. 207 00:12:11,577 --> 00:12:13,077 But it shows you know most of 208 00:12:13,112 --> 00:12:14,879 what someone would've learned in high school. 209 00:12:14,914 --> 00:12:17,649 Proves you're not a total loser. 210 00:12:17,684 --> 00:12:18,884 It's just a test? 211 00:12:18,919 --> 00:12:20,186 Something you can do in one day? 212 00:12:20,220 --> 00:12:22,855 Less than a day. This is a practice test. 213 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:25,658 If you can pass it, you won't even need to take a prep course. 214 00:12:25,692 --> 00:12:27,927 Okay. 215 00:12:37,871 --> 00:12:39,271 Jack Daniels and orange juice 216 00:12:39,306 --> 00:12:42,074 mix better than I would've imagined. Mickey's upset. 217 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,577 He thinks you're gonna tell people what you saw. 218 00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:46,279 Take this in to your grandmother. 219 00:12:46,313 --> 00:12:48,214 I'm serious. 220 00:12:48,248 --> 00:12:50,283 Keep the money. I'll pay Linda back myself. 221 00:12:50,317 --> 00:12:52,918 If you don't want to go in, I don't blame you. 222 00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:55,087 Just lean it against the door and ring the bell. 223 00:12:56,056 --> 00:12:57,991 Ding-dong, ditch it. 224 00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:37,228 Coast clear? 225 00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:41,399 Is twice yes or no? I forgot. 226 00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:47,204 Enough with that kazoo! 227 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:50,107 Coast is clear! 228 00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:06,523 Hey. You guys got plans today? 229 00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:09,193 I was gonna drop a Cialis and stroke it. 230 00:14:09,227 --> 00:14:10,527 I need help killing somebody. 231 00:14:10,561 --> 00:14:11,995 Someone we care about? 232 00:14:12,029 --> 00:14:12,929 No. 233 00:14:12,963 --> 00:14:14,030 Knife, gun or tire iron? 234 00:14:14,065 --> 00:14:15,598 Gun's safest. 235 00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:17,500 Not with today's forensics. 236 00:14:17,535 --> 00:14:19,169 Fine, a knife. That's a lot of blood flow. 237 00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:21,137 One drop left behind, that's life in the joint. 238 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:23,473 Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy? 239 00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:25,442 Kidnap and strangle. 240 00:14:25,477 --> 00:14:28,145 Perfect. 241 00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:32,883 Where's your rophenol? 242 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,051 I ran out. 243 00:14:34,085 --> 00:14:35,553 That quinceañera over at Jamie's. 244 00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:36,821 I got plenty of duct tape. 245 00:14:36,855 --> 00:14:38,522 Get it. 246 00:14:44,363 --> 00:14:46,831 Thought you dropped out. Uh, made a deal with Fiona. 247 00:14:46,866 --> 00:14:49,335 She'll blow her end, and I'll be back home chilling in a week. 248 00:14:49,369 --> 00:14:51,871 I'm gonna give the baby up for adoption. 249 00:14:53,774 --> 00:14:56,242 Sometimes I wonder if 250 00:14:56,276 --> 00:14:58,577 getting high makes it easier for me 251 00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:01,146 to keep up with you or more difficult. 252 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:03,381 I thought I was in love with Jody; I'm not. 253 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:07,051 I thought it would be cool to have a baby and love it, 254 00:15:07,086 --> 00:15:08,653 but no, I suck at it. 255 00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:11,656 I thought about aborting it, but I'm this far along, 256 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:15,092 and even though I don't want it, other people probably do. 257 00:15:15,126 --> 00:15:16,893 So I figure why not 258 00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:20,264 suck it up a few more months, vag it out and sell it? 259 00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:22,433 "Vag it out"? 260 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:25,135 Well, the truth hurts, but it's still the truth. 261 00:15:26,437 --> 00:15:29,039 Well, you know, if you are gonna let the baby live, 262 00:15:29,073 --> 00:15:30,540 maybe you should 263 00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:31,708 stop smoking weed. 264 00:15:31,742 --> 00:15:33,777 Weren't Monica and Frank 265 00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:36,212 on acid the whole time you were in vitro? 266 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:38,548 Uh, shrooms, mostly. 267 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:43,087 Well, you want to go to some adoption agencies with me later? 268 00:15:43,121 --> 00:15:46,557 I need someone to play the dad, sign the paperwork. 269 00:15:46,591 --> 00:15:48,726 You could help me pick out a good buyer. 270 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,027 Oh! 271 00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:51,962 Mr. Healey, how goes it? 272 00:15:51,996 --> 00:15:52,896 Later. 273 00:16:02,775 --> 00:16:04,743 What the hell is this schedule you signed up for? 274 00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:06,578 Woodworking? Auto Repair? 275 00:16:06,613 --> 00:16:08,214 Welding? Hey, I'm just trying 276 00:16:08,248 --> 00:16:09,982 to learn the skills that can make me 277 00:16:10,016 --> 00:16:12,418 a productive member of the working class, Mr. H. 278 00:16:12,453 --> 00:16:15,322 You as my guidance counselor should appreciate that. 279 00:16:15,356 --> 00:16:17,123 You have any idea what it's like 280 00:16:17,157 --> 00:16:19,292 to be a guidance counselor in this shit hole? 281 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:20,593 I get one 282 00:16:20,628 --> 00:16:22,262 National Merit Scholar 283 00:16:22,296 --> 00:16:23,797 every nine years. 284 00:16:23,831 --> 00:16:25,632 So there's not a chance that you're not 285 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:27,967 going to live up to your goddamn potential. 286 00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:30,102 Feeling very "O Captain! My Captain!" are we? 287 00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,605 I had a teacher who took a special interest in me 288 00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:33,773 when I was about your age. 289 00:16:33,807 --> 00:16:34,974 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 290 00:16:35,008 --> 00:16:36,576 He use a condom or...? 291 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:39,345 It was a woman, smart-ass. 292 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:43,349 And she showed me the way out, changed my life. 293 00:16:43,383 --> 00:16:45,785 Yet you still ended up in this job? 294 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:49,356 I had 22 years in the Coast Guard before I got here. 295 00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:52,459 And I retired a lieutenant commander. 296 00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,829 Wow. So you're gonna take Physics, 297 00:16:54,863 --> 00:16:58,032 Probability and Statistics, Advanced Chemistry. 298 00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,834 And you're gonna take the ACT, 299 00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,637 and you're gonna get into 300 00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:06,508 either Yale or Harvard or MIT on a full academic ride. 301 00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:09,177 Give me your hand. 302 00:17:09,211 --> 00:17:11,779 At what point in your career did you realize that your name, 303 00:17:11,814 --> 00:17:14,215 Dick, had become a euphemism for cock? 304 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,818 Watch your mouth. 305 00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:18,453 The ice you're standing on is 306 00:17:18,488 --> 00:17:20,055 cracking all around you, Phillip. 307 00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:23,025 And I won't stand around and watch you drown. 308 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,128 Get to class. 309 00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:34,871 Boys, I'm the biggest munchkin in Munchkin Land, 310 00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:37,974 verging on jigging while that falling house 311 00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:39,676 called cancer is about to crush 312 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,811 the wickedest witch on the South Side, 313 00:17:41,846 --> 00:17:43,346 my mother, Margaret! 314 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:44,347 Cheers! 315 00:17:45,782 --> 00:17:47,383 Mmm. 316 00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,751 Fabulous Bloody Mary, Kev. 317 00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:50,018 Three dollars, Frank. 318 00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:51,720 Know why I ordered a Bloody Mary? 319 00:17:51,754 --> 00:17:52,887 You lack vitamins? 320 00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:54,089 I used to make these 321 00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:55,223 for Mother on Sundays. 322 00:17:55,258 --> 00:17:56,592 Every Sunday. 323 00:17:56,626 --> 00:17:58,560 Horseradish, celery, 324 00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:01,197 tomato juice, vodka. Four fingers worth. 325 00:18:01,231 --> 00:18:02,598 Bring it to her in her chair, 326 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,700 like she was the Queen of Spain. 327 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,169 Spain got rid of their royalty. 328 00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:07,503 Three dollars, Frank. 329 00:18:07,538 --> 00:18:09,205 I'd bring her her Bloody Mary, 330 00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,540 and she'd sniff it, 331 00:18:10,574 --> 00:18:12,208 and then stick 332 00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:14,343 the tippity tip of her tongue in it, 333 00:18:14,378 --> 00:18:16,212 testing it, and if I didn't 334 00:18:16,246 --> 00:18:19,215 get it just right, I'd get a smack. 335 00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,550 Yeah, she looked like she'd be a spanker. 336 00:18:21,585 --> 00:18:23,919 Oh, no, no, not a spanking. 337 00:18:23,954 --> 00:18:27,122 Thought it was half-ass corporal punishment. 338 00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:28,590 Thought, you want to make an impression, 339 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,626 you got to hit kids where it hurts, 340 00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:33,128 in the face with a closed fist. 341 00:18:33,163 --> 00:18:36,031 Not in the ass, with all that padding. 342 00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:38,400 I wish I could punch my kid in the face. 343 00:18:38,435 --> 00:18:40,302 Looks just like my ex-wife. 344 00:18:40,337 --> 00:18:41,604 Tommy, you realize other people 345 00:18:41,638 --> 00:18:43,039 can hear you when you speak, right? 346 00:18:43,073 --> 00:18:44,273 If I was off with even 347 00:18:44,308 --> 00:18:47,076 one part of her recipe, smack! 348 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:51,147 Deal was, if I didn't cry the first time, she'd stop. 349 00:18:51,181 --> 00:18:55,284 But if I flinched or shed a tear, another smack. 350 00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:57,253 Had a foster dad once shaved half my head 351 00:18:57,287 --> 00:18:59,322 when I broke curfew. 352 00:18:59,356 --> 00:19:00,623 Looked kinda badass, though. 353 00:19:00,658 --> 00:19:02,926 Flinch? Smack. 354 00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:04,228 Misty? Smack. 355 00:19:04,262 --> 00:19:06,430 Yelp? Smack. 356 00:19:06,464 --> 00:19:08,265 Every Sunday, 357 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,967 without fail. 358 00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:13,805 Bloody Mary Sunday. 359 00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:15,773 Gotta piss. 360 00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:17,342 Watch my eggs. 361 00:19:19,211 --> 00:19:20,978 Are those the good memories of his mother 362 00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:22,179 or the bad ones? 363 00:19:22,214 --> 00:19:23,948 Interchangeable, apparently. 364 00:19:23,983 --> 00:19:26,084 Hey, what's happening, boys? You seen Frank? 365 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,853 Frank who? Don't give me "Frank fucking who?" 366 00:19:27,887 --> 00:19:30,121 How many people come in here named Frank? 367 00:19:30,156 --> 00:19:32,024 Hey, don't get salty, sweetie. 368 00:19:32,058 --> 00:19:34,159 There's Frank Stinson, substitute math teacher 369 00:19:34,193 --> 00:19:35,160 who loves Sudoku. 370 00:19:35,194 --> 00:19:36,595 There's Frank Salmon, 371 00:19:36,629 --> 00:19:38,997 comes in on Thursdays with his softball buddies, 372 00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:40,466 and there's Frank Migneault, 373 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,834 retired air traffic controller, 374 00:19:41,868 --> 00:19:43,368 playing pool. 375 00:19:44,037 --> 00:19:45,304 Frank Gallagher. 376 00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:46,638 Check the Rusty Hammer. 377 00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:48,473 They got happy hour breakfast 9:00 to 11:00. 378 00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:50,175 He's a bargain drinker. 379 00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:08,193 Pat her down for weapons? 380 00:20:08,227 --> 00:20:09,528 She'll be gone by dinner. 381 00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:11,996 My grandfather died of lung cancer. 382 00:20:12,030 --> 00:20:14,465 Lived with him the last three months-- brutal. 383 00:20:16,402 --> 00:20:17,668 Was it chilly in the tent last night? 384 00:20:17,703 --> 00:20:20,171 Not too bad. 385 00:20:20,205 --> 00:20:22,673 Has, uh, Karen mentioned me? 386 00:20:22,707 --> 00:20:24,676 But you keep believing. 387 00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:26,210 Slow and steady wins the race. 388 00:20:26,245 --> 00:20:27,912 Not often. 389 00:20:27,947 --> 00:20:29,581 You need the bucket? 390 00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:34,219 No, I'm gonna climb the stairs for this one. 391 00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:35,554 Ow! 392 00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:37,589 Ooh! 393 00:20:41,594 --> 00:20:42,594 Are you okay? 394 00:20:42,629 --> 00:20:44,596 Here you go. I don't need help. 395 00:20:44,630 --> 00:20:47,766 How about a glass of water, then? 396 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,768 What is that smell? 397 00:20:49,802 --> 00:20:52,770 Did someone step in dog doo? Not me. 398 00:20:58,644 --> 00:21:00,878 Let's get you upstairs and clean you up. 399 00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:03,780 Oh! 400 00:21:03,815 --> 00:21:04,915 Oh! 401 00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:08,051 Ooh! Let me... 402 00:21:08,086 --> 00:21:10,020 let me draw you a bath. 403 00:21:10,054 --> 00:21:12,556 Let me get you a bath, sweetie. 404 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:14,424 Let me get you a bath. 405 00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,393 Do you have something for the pain? 406 00:21:17,427 --> 00:21:21,063 They gave me some Vicodin, but I don't want to be all doped-up. 407 00:21:21,098 --> 00:21:22,298 I can get you something stronger. 408 00:21:22,332 --> 00:21:23,732 No. 409 00:21:25,235 --> 00:21:26,602 Okay. 410 00:21:29,639 --> 00:21:31,640 Geez! Open the windows. 411 00:21:31,674 --> 00:21:32,941 It smells like a meth lab. 412 00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:34,276 I'm gonna get high just standing here. 413 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:35,277 Lean into it. 414 00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:36,611 It's a manageable high. 415 00:21:36,646 --> 00:21:38,447 Who's boning a barista? 416 00:21:38,481 --> 00:21:40,882 Steve brought by coffees and his wife. 417 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,217 Bad times. 418 00:21:42,252 --> 00:21:43,719 He doesn't give up, does he? 419 00:21:43,754 --> 00:21:45,254 He's trying to wear me down. Just keeps 420 00:21:45,289 --> 00:21:47,457 showing up, hoping I'll find him too irresistible. 421 00:21:47,491 --> 00:21:48,658 When guys get focused on something, 422 00:21:48,692 --> 00:21:49,893 it's hard to get 'em off. 423 00:21:49,927 --> 00:21:51,594 They have one-task minds. 424 00:21:51,629 --> 00:21:53,597 Kevin turned down a blow job today. 425 00:21:53,631 --> 00:21:56,566 He only wants to get off inside me now. 426 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,735 Obsessed with saving his spunk for having a baby. 427 00:21:58,769 --> 00:22:01,271 Look at you, the romantic. 428 00:22:01,305 --> 00:22:02,939 It's one thing talking about making a baby, 429 00:22:02,974 --> 00:22:04,941 another having to raise it from scratch. 430 00:22:04,976 --> 00:22:06,943 I don't know if I got what it takes. 431 00:22:06,978 --> 00:22:08,412 You'll be a kick-ass mother. 432 00:22:08,446 --> 00:22:10,914 So much shit you got to know-- SIDS, sleep habits, 433 00:22:10,948 --> 00:22:13,683 tooth decay, bullying. You work in a nursing home. 434 00:22:13,718 --> 00:22:15,685 It's like taking care of old people in reverse. 435 00:22:15,719 --> 00:22:17,954 You did great with Ethel and Jonah. 436 00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:20,023 Come on. Imagine your own kid that looks 437 00:22:20,058 --> 00:22:21,625 like the two of you combined. 438 00:22:21,659 --> 00:22:22,960 That will be one drop-dead gorgeous child, 439 00:22:22,994 --> 00:22:24,761 I'll give you that. Mm-hmm. 440 00:22:24,796 --> 00:22:27,164 What you doing? Studying. 441 00:22:28,666 --> 00:22:30,134 What? 442 00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:31,602 You taking your GED? 443 00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:33,337 All right, Fi! Made a deal with Lip 444 00:22:33,371 --> 00:22:35,106 that I'd go back to school if he did. 445 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,674 Quiz me. 446 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:39,944 Who was the fourth president of the United States? 447 00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:41,680 John Quincy Adams. 448 00:22:41,714 --> 00:22:44,349 James Madison. Jasmine was right. 449 00:22:44,383 --> 00:22:46,351 I should just have some rich dude knock me up 450 00:22:46,386 --> 00:22:48,020 before it's too late. We could be barefoot 451 00:22:48,054 --> 00:22:49,655 and pregnant together. 452 00:22:54,193 --> 00:22:55,493 Frank here? 453 00:22:55,527 --> 00:22:56,895 No. 454 00:22:56,929 --> 00:22:58,897 When's he going to be back? 455 00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:00,498 For as long as I've been alive, 456 00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:03,335 I haven't known the answer to that question. 457 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:12,310 That is the dirtiest white boy in America. 458 00:23:12,345 --> 00:23:14,513 You have made a great choice 459 00:23:14,547 --> 00:23:16,015 to honor the budding life inside you. 460 00:23:16,049 --> 00:23:17,583 Time will tell. 461 00:23:17,617 --> 00:23:20,152 I'm sure we'll find the baby a good home. 462 00:23:20,187 --> 00:23:23,155 Can you find me one? 463 00:23:23,190 --> 00:23:24,690 The Catholic couple that we'll place 464 00:23:24,724 --> 00:23:27,993 your baby with has most likely struggled to get pregnant, 465 00:23:28,027 --> 00:23:31,396 so they are committed to having a family. 466 00:23:31,430 --> 00:23:33,198 Now, um, are... are you limited 467 00:23:33,232 --> 00:23:34,933 to, uh, only Catholic families, 468 00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,768 or can other people apply? 469 00:23:36,802 --> 00:23:38,236 We do attempt to find 470 00:23:38,271 --> 00:23:39,538 families of faith first. 471 00:23:39,572 --> 00:23:41,673 Yeah. Cool. So how much do we get? 472 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,943 We'll be sure to place your baby 473 00:23:43,977 --> 00:23:45,878 with parents who can support it. 474 00:23:45,913 --> 00:23:48,014 Yeah, you... you said that. 475 00:23:48,048 --> 00:23:49,682 How much do we get 476 00:23:49,717 --> 00:23:51,351 for the baby? 477 00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:54,922 This is a chance to celebrate a life. 478 00:23:54,956 --> 00:23:56,757 So no money? 479 00:23:58,593 --> 00:24:00,393 Oxy... 480 00:24:00,428 --> 00:24:02,962 and Percocet, Valium. 481 00:24:02,996 --> 00:24:04,230 Yikes. 482 00:24:04,264 --> 00:24:05,898 I also got an I.V. morphine drip. 483 00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:07,567 Got a lot of friends I met 484 00:24:07,601 --> 00:24:09,202 in programs that end in the letter "A." 485 00:24:09,236 --> 00:24:10,870 You still want a shower? 486 00:24:10,904 --> 00:24:12,538 Nah, I'm going to hit the tent. 487 00:24:12,573 --> 00:24:14,073 Karen could be home soon. 488 00:24:14,107 --> 00:24:16,308 I don't want to upset her and blow my chances. 489 00:24:17,644 --> 00:24:20,146 I'm... I'm going to talk to her 490 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,148 about keeping the baby 491 00:24:22,182 --> 00:24:24,483 and about keeping you in her life. 492 00:24:24,517 --> 00:24:27,086 Thanks, Mom. You'd be an incredible daddy. 493 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,321 I've always wanted to be. 494 00:24:33,460 --> 00:24:35,795 Ow. 495 00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:37,230 Take this. 496 00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,932 Wash it down. 497 00:24:44,472 --> 00:24:46,140 Ugh. 498 00:24:47,275 --> 00:24:49,844 She should really be in hospice. 499 00:24:51,447 --> 00:24:53,014 God, life is just so... 500 00:24:53,049 --> 00:24:54,516 just... 501 00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:58,287 You know, like, sometimes don't you just want 502 00:24:58,321 --> 00:25:00,756 to shake your fists at it? 503 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:04,426 Why does it have to be so hard for people? 504 00:25:19,376 --> 00:25:21,344 It's going to be all right. 505 00:25:24,882 --> 00:25:28,051 Let's don't start lying to each other now. 506 00:25:31,755 --> 00:25:33,456 Walked in on my mother 507 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,758 and my sixth-grade teacher having sex once. 508 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:40,463 That'll teach you not to play hooky. 509 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:43,801 My mother's nipples were the size of sand dollars. 510 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:50,408 She was on top, riding him. 511 00:25:50,443 --> 00:25:51,843 He's underneath, bucking like a horse 512 00:25:51,878 --> 00:25:53,678 who knows it's headed 513 00:25:53,713 --> 00:25:55,513 for the glue factory. 514 00:25:55,548 --> 00:25:58,082 She didn't even tell me to leave the room. 515 00:26:04,057 --> 00:26:06,825 Tell Fiona you're coaching, Jimmy? 516 00:26:06,860 --> 00:26:09,162 Don't you tell her everything for me? Family first. 517 00:26:09,196 --> 00:26:11,731 Those of us with only one name find that easy to remember. 518 00:26:11,765 --> 00:26:13,900 Haven't told her about this, because I wasn't sure 519 00:26:13,934 --> 00:26:15,368 you were going to show up. 520 00:26:15,402 --> 00:26:17,169 You know, I'm just trying to give back 521 00:26:17,204 --> 00:26:18,704 to the community, help some disadvantaged kids 522 00:26:18,738 --> 00:26:19,938 learn a great American sport. 523 00:26:24,879 --> 00:26:27,213 Yo. When do we get to tackle? 524 00:26:27,247 --> 00:26:28,881 Soon. Take a knee. 525 00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:31,717 All right, boys. 526 00:26:31,751 --> 00:26:34,286 Football is all about 527 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,420 who wants it more. 528 00:26:35,455 --> 00:26:39,023 When you tackle, aim low, hit hard! 529 00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,724 Who thinks they're man enough to take me down? 530 00:26:40,758 --> 00:26:42,358 Huh? You don't have pads on. 531 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:43,526 We're just... we're doing a walk-through. 532 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,360 Okay? 533 00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:50,764 Clean hit. 534 00:26:50,798 --> 00:26:52,633 I like it. 535 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:54,934 Oh... 536 00:26:54,968 --> 00:26:56,902 I wish I'd had a girl coach. 537 00:26:56,937 --> 00:26:59,304 I'd totally tap that. Yeah. 538 00:26:59,338 --> 00:27:00,605 I love long hair. 539 00:27:01,807 --> 00:27:03,207 No, no, no. 540 00:27:03,241 --> 00:27:05,643 The one with the little brunette pixieish cut. 541 00:27:05,677 --> 00:27:08,245 Like a 1963 542 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,280 brunette Mia Farrow. 543 00:27:10,315 --> 00:27:11,548 No titties, all ass. 544 00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:12,783 Just sit and spin her 545 00:27:12,817 --> 00:27:15,218 all night long. 546 00:27:15,252 --> 00:27:16,452 Heaven. 547 00:27:16,487 --> 00:27:18,654 I-I think that's a dude. 548 00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:34,601 Start by filling out these. 549 00:27:34,636 --> 00:27:36,069 Now, uh, do you check, 550 00:27:36,103 --> 00:27:37,604 uh, the families 551 00:27:37,638 --> 00:27:38,838 for, you know, um, 552 00:27:38,872 --> 00:27:40,439 alcohol and drug abuse? 553 00:27:40,473 --> 00:27:41,807 You know, make sure they have 554 00:27:41,841 --> 00:27:43,508 enough income to feed it and stuff? 555 00:27:43,543 --> 00:27:44,910 We do. 556 00:27:44,944 --> 00:27:47,012 Right, and, uh, are the families 557 00:27:47,046 --> 00:27:50,314 mostly in the Chicago area or the whole state? 558 00:27:50,349 --> 00:27:52,483 What's it matter? We're getting rid of it. 559 00:27:53,551 --> 00:27:54,785 You going to stalk it 560 00:27:54,819 --> 00:27:56,219 at its Little League games? 561 00:27:57,488 --> 00:27:59,289 Have you looked at other options? 562 00:27:59,323 --> 00:28:01,425 Like aborting it? Yeah. 563 00:28:01,459 --> 00:28:03,093 But my dad taught me it was murder, 564 00:28:03,128 --> 00:28:05,262 and the thing does have a heartbeat and all. 565 00:28:05,296 --> 00:28:07,030 Yeah, we went to see the Catholics earlier. 566 00:28:07,065 --> 00:28:09,300 We found out they don't pay anything. 567 00:28:09,334 --> 00:28:10,802 Neither do we. 568 00:28:10,836 --> 00:28:13,204 I thought there was a separation of church and state. 569 00:28:13,238 --> 00:28:15,105 I'm not following you. 570 00:28:15,140 --> 00:28:17,875 I get the Catholics went broke with those pedophile lawsuits, 571 00:28:17,909 --> 00:28:21,277 but how can the government expect me not to smoke 572 00:28:21,311 --> 00:28:25,181 or do drugs so that the baby doesn't turn out 573 00:28:25,215 --> 00:28:27,450 a brain-damaged future criminal, 574 00:28:27,485 --> 00:28:28,885 yet expects me 575 00:28:28,919 --> 00:28:31,320 to do all the work for free? 576 00:28:38,494 --> 00:28:40,895 Call my friend, Timothy. 577 00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,696 He's a family attorney. 578 00:28:42,730 --> 00:28:44,831 No, we can't afford a lawyer. 579 00:28:44,865 --> 00:28:47,300 Tell him Stacy sent you. 580 00:28:50,203 --> 00:28:51,637 Which of the following political actions violated 581 00:28:51,671 --> 00:28:54,339 the principle of unalienable rights of liberty 582 00:28:54,373 --> 00:28:55,740 that evolved from the above excerpt 583 00:28:55,774 --> 00:28:57,375 of the Declaration of Independence? 584 00:28:57,409 --> 00:28:59,978 One. In 1857, a U.S. Supreme Court ruling 585 00:29:00,012 --> 00:29:01,312 promoted the expansion of slavery 586 00:29:01,347 --> 00:29:02,547 in U.S. territories. 587 00:29:02,581 --> 00:29:04,016 Two... That one. 588 00:29:04,050 --> 00:29:05,384 It's a, uh... 589 00:29:05,418 --> 00:29:06,685 multiple choice test. 590 00:29:06,719 --> 00:29:08,220 You want to hear the other options? 591 00:29:08,254 --> 00:29:10,522 It's that one. Hey, Mickey Milkovich 592 00:29:10,557 --> 00:29:13,058 came by earlier looking for Frank, all sweaty. 593 00:29:13,092 --> 00:29:15,394 Isn't he working at the store while you're at school? 594 00:29:15,428 --> 00:29:17,363 When he shows up. 595 00:29:17,397 --> 00:29:19,765 Why is he looking for Frank? 596 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:21,334 Probably getting high together. 597 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,736 Dinner in 15 minutes. 598 00:29:23,771 --> 00:29:25,205 I'm going to head out for a while. 599 00:29:25,239 --> 00:29:26,439 Where were you guys? 600 00:29:26,474 --> 00:29:27,774 Football practice. 601 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:29,176 Thought your coach got arrested. 602 00:29:29,210 --> 00:29:31,278 A new guy stepped in to save the day. 603 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:32,579 What do you know about football? 604 00:29:32,613 --> 00:29:34,948 Well, you... make a pass, 605 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,583 sometimes you score. 606 00:29:36,617 --> 00:29:38,618 Ugh. I meant what I said this morning. 607 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:41,220 We got a big scrimmage tomorrow. 608 00:29:41,255 --> 00:29:44,189 And I say that we celebrate the guaranteed victory 609 00:29:44,224 --> 00:29:45,191 Yeah! by cooking a big Brazilian dinner. 610 00:29:45,225 --> 00:29:46,926 What do you say? Right, Esty? 611 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,060 "Esty." 612 00:29:48,094 --> 00:29:50,229 Tomorrow, come here. 613 00:29:50,263 --> 00:29:52,432 Cook food. Si, si. 614 00:29:52,466 --> 00:29:55,068 Eat. Eat. Uh... Uh, poor people. 615 00:29:55,102 --> 00:29:57,037 Crack. I help. 616 00:29:57,071 --> 00:29:58,538 Dude. 617 00:29:58,573 --> 00:30:00,807 Poor people? Awesome. 618 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,109 See you tomorrow. 619 00:30:02,144 --> 00:30:04,111 Can we go bring Grammy back? 620 00:30:04,146 --> 00:30:07,281 She promised to teach us how to palm cards. Grammy blew up the basement. 621 00:30:07,315 --> 00:30:09,450 We could've lost Carl. So she's having a time-out at Sheila's. 622 00:30:09,484 --> 00:30:11,052 And you know, when you're having a time-out, 623 00:30:11,086 --> 00:30:12,687 you don't get to visit with your family. 624 00:30:13,990 --> 00:30:15,957 Yo, you pick out all your classes? 625 00:30:15,992 --> 00:30:18,059 Taking my GED. 626 00:30:18,094 --> 00:30:19,894 Uh... no, that wasn't the deal. 627 00:30:19,929 --> 00:30:22,796 Well, I still got to earn money-- food, utilities. 628 00:30:22,831 --> 00:30:25,399 You finish your senior year, I take the GED. 629 00:30:25,433 --> 00:30:28,068 I didn't agree to an equivalent. If it's good enough for the state, 630 00:30:28,103 --> 00:30:30,305 it's good enough for me. Fine. Then I'll take my GED. 631 00:30:30,339 --> 00:30:33,108 The GED is for quitters, not geniuses. Put the pasta in 632 00:30:33,142 --> 00:30:36,011 when the water boils. I have to go study. 633 00:30:44,689 --> 00:30:47,625 Why is she still here? 634 00:30:47,659 --> 00:30:49,160 No one came and picked her up. 635 00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:51,162 What's with the bed? 636 00:30:51,196 --> 00:30:52,196 Jody set it up. 637 00:30:52,231 --> 00:30:54,265 Mammoth heart, that Jody. 638 00:30:54,299 --> 00:30:56,367 Oh, it smells in here. 639 00:30:56,402 --> 00:30:58,337 I've rinsed the bucket twice already. 640 00:30:58,371 --> 00:30:59,939 Get on the kazoo. 641 00:30:59,973 --> 00:31:03,809 Tell Jody to roll her to a fire station 642 00:31:03,843 --> 00:31:05,844 and safe-haven her ass. 643 00:31:05,879 --> 00:31:08,814 Frank, she's in pain. 644 00:31:08,849 --> 00:31:10,784 What... what's all this? Pills. 645 00:31:10,818 --> 00:31:12,686 Jody got them. 646 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,155 He even started an I.V. drip-- morphine. 647 00:31:15,190 --> 00:31:17,358 How many milligrams? He'd be the kind 648 00:31:17,392 --> 00:31:20,462 of son-in-law that would take care of us 649 00:31:20,496 --> 00:31:22,197 in our later years. 650 00:31:22,231 --> 00:31:23,465 You know? 651 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:25,668 Why don't you go upstairs? 652 00:31:25,702 --> 00:31:27,069 Get your rest. 653 00:31:27,104 --> 00:31:28,337 I'll sit with Mom. 654 00:31:28,372 --> 00:31:30,140 You sure? 655 00:31:30,174 --> 00:31:32,208 She's my mother. 656 00:31:32,243 --> 00:31:35,078 We're a good team, Frank, you and I. 657 00:31:35,113 --> 00:31:37,248 You're a good son. 658 00:31:37,282 --> 00:31:39,817 Well... Make your peace with her. 659 00:31:39,851 --> 00:31:42,219 I don't think she has a long time. 660 00:32:30,435 --> 00:32:31,936 Why we killing him again? 661 00:32:31,970 --> 00:32:33,938 He raped a girl. 662 00:32:33,973 --> 00:32:36,941 Statutory or catch and release? 663 00:32:36,975 --> 00:32:40,244 Shit. He's locking up. No Frank. 664 00:32:40,279 --> 00:32:41,913 Hey, man, you all right? 665 00:32:41,947 --> 00:32:43,615 You need a cab? 666 00:32:46,853 --> 00:32:48,520 Shit. 667 00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:00,534 Mm. 668 00:33:08,509 --> 00:33:11,411 Morning. 669 00:33:11,446 --> 00:33:14,181 Meg texted you from the club. Says your last paycheck's in. 670 00:33:14,215 --> 00:33:16,783 I told her you'd go get it today. Please don't take my phone. 671 00:33:16,818 --> 00:33:18,452 And please don't impersonate me. 672 00:33:18,487 --> 00:33:19,753 You left it in the bathroom. 673 00:33:19,788 --> 00:33:21,522 Liam almost dropped it in the toilet. 674 00:33:21,556 --> 00:33:24,124 Where's Ian? Left early again. 675 00:33:24,158 --> 00:33:26,327 Coming to my scrimmage today? Wouldn't miss it! 676 00:33:26,361 --> 00:33:28,128 Should I bring some breakfast over to Grammy? 677 00:33:28,163 --> 00:33:29,997 She gets hungry after her morning cigarettes. 678 00:33:30,032 --> 00:33:32,333 Sheila has food at her house, she'll feed her. 679 00:33:32,367 --> 00:33:34,035 Lip! Up! 680 00:33:34,069 --> 00:33:36,838 I don't have class till 10:00. I'm gonna go help Kev. 681 00:33:36,872 --> 00:33:39,307 You like your classes this year? I love them. Thanks. 682 00:33:39,341 --> 00:33:41,376 Quite welcome. Go learn your state capitals. 683 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,977 Go fuck yourself. Will do. 684 00:33:43,011 --> 00:33:44,479 Hey. Swing this at my head. 685 00:33:44,513 --> 00:33:46,714 I'm trying to strengthen my neck. 686 00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:54,521 Awesome... 687 00:33:58,659 --> 00:34:00,226 I don't have any money. 688 00:34:00,261 --> 00:34:02,061 You got to lie low, Frank. 689 00:34:02,095 --> 00:34:03,362 Mother's laying down. 690 00:34:03,396 --> 00:34:06,532 A lot of pain. I... 691 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,200 I got her pain pills. 692 00:34:08,234 --> 00:34:09,701 Mickey thinks you're going to tell everybody 693 00:34:09,735 --> 00:34:10,969 about what you saw. 694 00:34:13,372 --> 00:34:15,340 Men have always had men. 695 00:34:15,374 --> 00:34:20,012 DaVinci, Abe Lincoln, the guy from Hogan's Heroes. 696 00:34:20,047 --> 00:34:21,480 Choose a gender, 697 00:34:21,515 --> 00:34:23,649 and find someone who wants to fuck. 698 00:34:23,684 --> 00:34:26,252 Preferably... for free. 699 00:34:26,287 --> 00:34:28,488 Mickey wants to kill you. 700 00:34:28,523 --> 00:34:30,523 I don't want him to go to Juvie. 701 00:34:30,557 --> 00:34:32,025 Hey. 702 00:34:32,059 --> 00:34:33,660 This is bad, Frank. 703 00:34:33,694 --> 00:34:35,895 What's happening to my mother is bad. 704 00:34:35,930 --> 00:34:37,764 Very, very bad. 705 00:34:37,798 --> 00:34:40,200 Dying is bad. 706 00:34:42,770 --> 00:34:44,370 Try to avoid it, son. 707 00:34:48,909 --> 00:34:51,944 It's amazing, when you start thinking about babies. 708 00:34:51,979 --> 00:34:53,880 My testicles have never been my ally. 709 00:34:53,914 --> 00:34:55,715 It's a whole other thing, 710 00:34:55,749 --> 00:34:58,884 shifting from screwing just as, you know, screwing, 711 00:34:58,918 --> 00:35:01,053 to screwing with the purpose of creating a new person. 712 00:35:01,087 --> 00:35:02,454 Of course, you know that already, 713 00:35:02,489 --> 00:35:04,723 you've proven your sperm can spawn new life. 714 00:35:04,758 --> 00:35:06,291 Yeah, well, might not be mine. 715 00:35:06,326 --> 00:35:08,394 And it's a little different when the baby's a surprise 716 00:35:08,428 --> 00:35:09,628 and the mother doesn't want it. 717 00:35:09,663 --> 00:35:11,596 Karen decide what she want to do yet? 718 00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:13,565 No. We're seeing a family attorney this morning. 719 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,900 Ask me again after school. 720 00:35:14,934 --> 00:35:16,535 You're back in school? 721 00:35:16,569 --> 00:35:19,304 Yeah. I promised Fiona I'd go back if she did. 722 00:35:19,338 --> 00:35:21,206 Fiona's back in high school? 723 00:35:21,241 --> 00:35:22,741 Trying to get her GED. 724 00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:25,209 She'll fail. Then I can quit again. 725 00:35:25,244 --> 00:35:26,444 She won't fail. She's smart. 726 00:35:26,478 --> 00:35:28,479 Yeah, but... not school smart. 727 00:35:28,513 --> 00:35:30,280 Dude, who the hell around here is gonna go to school 728 00:35:30,314 --> 00:35:31,548 if the one really smart guy quits? 729 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:32,916 That's not my problem. 730 00:35:32,951 --> 00:35:34,885 I disagree. You want to quit something, 731 00:35:34,919 --> 00:35:36,719 quit trying to make your life complicated. 732 00:35:36,753 --> 00:35:39,255 Go to school, and enjoy being smarter than everyone, 733 00:35:39,289 --> 00:35:41,624 and become Master of the Universe. I mean, fuck. 734 00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:43,393 Well, what if I don't want to be Master of the Universe? 735 00:35:43,427 --> 00:35:46,596 Tough! You've got to be one of those ridiculously rich, 736 00:35:46,631 --> 00:35:48,498 successful dudes, and put my kid 737 00:35:48,532 --> 00:35:49,766 through college someday. 738 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,401 But no pressure. 739 00:35:54,537 --> 00:35:56,137 How you feeling? 740 00:36:00,343 --> 00:36:01,743 Incredible. 741 00:36:01,777 --> 00:36:03,512 Let's go dancing. 742 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,117 Christ. 743 00:36:08,151 --> 00:36:09,918 I shoulda ate more salads. 744 00:36:09,953 --> 00:36:11,787 Do you want me to get you one now? 745 00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:13,155 No. 746 00:36:13,189 --> 00:36:14,757 Did you call Fiona? 747 00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:17,426 Well... she seemed 748 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:19,494 reluctant to-to have you 749 00:36:19,529 --> 00:36:20,796 come back home. 750 00:36:20,830 --> 00:36:22,030 Reluctant? 751 00:36:22,065 --> 00:36:24,132 She said you set her house on fire. 752 00:36:25,468 --> 00:36:28,203 Christ! 753 00:36:28,238 --> 00:36:31,640 Somehow, I've been banished to ride this out 754 00:36:31,675 --> 00:36:33,141 in a stranger's house 755 00:36:33,176 --> 00:36:35,844 where none of my grandkids come to visit me. 756 00:36:35,878 --> 00:36:38,881 And my son ran away with all the painkillers you brought me. 757 00:36:38,915 --> 00:36:40,682 I'm on it. Drug run! 758 00:36:44,354 --> 00:36:45,955 He's like a superhero. 759 00:36:45,990 --> 00:36:47,390 He's all right. 760 00:36:47,424 --> 00:36:48,725 And so are you. 761 00:36:48,759 --> 00:36:53,296 Monica-- you know, Frank's ex?-- she was a bitch. 762 00:36:53,330 --> 00:36:56,232 You're not a bitch. Thank you. 763 00:36:58,535 --> 00:37:00,703 How do you do that? 764 00:37:00,737 --> 00:37:02,471 The "nice" thing? 765 00:37:02,506 --> 00:37:07,042 I was a shitty mother. Shitty, shitty, shitty. 766 00:37:07,077 --> 00:37:09,645 But what are you gonna do? Cry? 767 00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:11,380 Nah. 768 00:37:11,414 --> 00:37:14,416 Three of my four sons turned out all right. 769 00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:16,651 None of them are incarcerated, currently. 770 00:37:16,686 --> 00:37:19,087 So I'm not gonna complain. 771 00:37:21,057 --> 00:37:23,393 I'm sorry I pointed that gun at you. 772 00:37:23,427 --> 00:37:26,330 Well... 773 00:37:26,364 --> 00:37:28,099 I never 774 00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:29,867 should've said your 775 00:37:29,902 --> 00:37:32,537 cootchie smells like sulfur. 776 00:37:32,571 --> 00:37:34,106 I... 777 00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:36,275 I've always taken care of myself down there. 778 00:37:37,444 --> 00:37:39,244 Not easy, the older you get. 779 00:37:39,279 --> 00:37:41,213 Oh, don't I know it. 780 00:37:44,051 --> 00:37:45,184 Oh, Jesus God... 781 00:37:47,454 --> 00:37:49,555 Ah... Maybe. Let me see if I can get Jody. 782 00:37:49,589 --> 00:37:51,089 Hold on. 783 00:38:00,635 --> 00:38:01,902 Where is he? 784 00:38:01,936 --> 00:38:03,737 I have no idea. He's had 24 hours 785 00:38:03,772 --> 00:38:05,740 to run his mouth already. Where is he? 786 00:38:05,774 --> 00:38:08,243 He won't. If my dad finds out about this, 787 00:38:08,277 --> 00:38:09,778 he will kill me himself. 788 00:38:09,812 --> 00:38:11,713 I've been to 16 bars, 789 00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:13,649 the homeless shelter, shantytown under the El, 790 00:38:13,683 --> 00:38:15,651 your house, batty Sheila's... where the fuck is he? 791 00:38:15,686 --> 00:38:18,821 I don't know! Bullshit! 792 00:38:21,324 --> 00:38:22,557 You warned him. 793 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,091 I hate him more than you do. 794 00:38:24,126 --> 00:38:25,927 I ain't stealing this. 795 00:38:25,961 --> 00:38:29,396 This is less than what I'm owed for my hours this week. 796 00:38:29,430 --> 00:38:32,165 I'm done. Done... done. 797 00:38:32,199 --> 00:38:33,800 Frank's walked in on Fiona and all of her boyfriends, 798 00:38:33,834 --> 00:38:35,902 walked in on Lip and his girls. 799 00:38:35,936 --> 00:38:38,405 We got nothing to be ashamed of. What fucking world do you live in? 800 00:38:38,439 --> 00:38:39,939 You can't... 801 00:38:39,974 --> 00:38:42,142 you can't... you know... 802 00:38:42,176 --> 00:38:45,579 I don't want you to... What did I just say to you? Done is done. 803 00:38:45,613 --> 00:38:47,014 What, you think we're boyfriend and girlfriend here? 804 00:38:47,048 --> 00:38:50,251 You're nothing but a warm mouth to me. 805 00:38:50,285 --> 00:38:53,254 Sorry I gotta go kill your dad, but I'm doing a lot of people 806 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,657 a favor, including you. 807 00:38:57,694 --> 00:38:59,428 You say go, 808 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:02,031 I'll put out the word. All right, so you're a broker? 809 00:39:02,065 --> 00:39:04,467 I introduce you to a pool of parents that want to adopt. 810 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:07,703 They want to make sure that the baby gets good prenatal care, 811 00:39:07,738 --> 00:39:10,673 food, travel to and from the doctor... I mean, 812 00:39:10,707 --> 00:39:12,174 these things cost money, and they 813 00:39:12,208 --> 00:39:14,443 pay cash for these things. 814 00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,211 And other things that you might think that you need. 815 00:39:16,245 --> 00:39:21,182 A new computer, so you can read up on all the Mommy Web sites. 816 00:39:21,216 --> 00:39:22,717 Maternity clothes. Paternity clothes. 817 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:24,720 I mean, you're young. 818 00:39:24,754 --> 00:39:27,357 As long as you take your folic acid 819 00:39:27,391 --> 00:39:30,026 and avoid hard drugs, you'll clean up. 820 00:39:30,061 --> 00:39:32,229 I like this guy. 821 00:39:32,263 --> 00:39:34,832 And you can always change your mind, and keep the baby 822 00:39:34,866 --> 00:39:36,800 and the money that they gave you. 823 00:39:36,835 --> 00:39:38,168 But I wouldn't. 824 00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:41,204 Kids can be, uh... a pain in the ass. 825 00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,540 Here are some letters from prospective parents lobbying me 826 00:39:44,575 --> 00:39:46,141 for an all-white baby. 827 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:47,710 You look them over. 828 00:39:47,744 --> 00:39:50,580 See if any of their prose sways you. 829 00:39:50,614 --> 00:39:52,082 In my experience, the deeper 830 00:39:52,116 --> 00:39:54,718 the flowery bullshit, the richer they are. 831 00:39:54,752 --> 00:39:58,387 Wealthy, infertile people will go all out trying to buy babies. 832 00:39:58,422 --> 00:40:00,189 Right. But they're still good families, right? 833 00:40:00,224 --> 00:40:03,192 I mean, you make sure they're going to decent parents? 834 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:04,760 Since when is rich not good? 835 00:40:09,199 --> 00:40:11,934 Something a little extra in there for you. 836 00:40:11,969 --> 00:40:14,403 Ah, you covered my ass a few times, 837 00:40:14,437 --> 00:40:15,705 never called in fake sick. 838 00:40:15,739 --> 00:40:16,939 Thanks. 839 00:40:16,974 --> 00:40:18,741 Customers sure do love you. 840 00:40:18,775 --> 00:40:20,777 No way you can stay on? 841 00:40:20,812 --> 00:40:23,413 Summer's over. Nobody left at home to watch my baby brother. 842 00:40:23,447 --> 00:40:25,682 Well, we might be opening up a new club soon. 843 00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:28,351 Upscale, tips are gonna be good. I appreciate it, Meg. 844 00:40:28,386 --> 00:40:29,619 I just... 845 00:40:29,654 --> 00:40:31,188 I just can't. 846 00:40:31,222 --> 00:40:32,589 But you're good with people. 847 00:40:32,624 --> 00:40:37,227 And not just people who nap and use sippy cups. 848 00:40:37,261 --> 00:40:39,529 There's not much flexibility when your childcare worker 849 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,431 has to go back to elementary school. 850 00:40:41,465 --> 00:40:43,899 Gonna need a third assistant manager soon. 851 00:40:43,934 --> 00:40:45,701 Kiomi's heading back to Tokyo 852 00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:47,236 to get married to that jerk from Nokia. 853 00:40:47,271 --> 00:40:49,472 I can't work nights. 854 00:40:49,507 --> 00:40:52,308 Liam needs me during the day. I like him. 855 00:40:52,343 --> 00:40:54,144 Most of the time, he likes me. 856 00:40:55,479 --> 00:40:58,047 Well, if things change, track me down. 857 00:40:58,082 --> 00:41:00,716 Hey. Yeah. 858 00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:06,989 These douches sent me a picture of a tree with a swing in it. 859 00:41:07,023 --> 00:41:10,093 And this guy's wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt. 860 00:41:10,127 --> 00:41:11,561 I'm not letting my kid 861 00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:15,264 get molested by some guy in a Tommy Bahama shirt. 862 00:41:15,299 --> 00:41:17,467 Prada, maybe. 863 00:41:17,501 --> 00:41:19,135 Why is this such a joke to you? 864 00:41:19,169 --> 00:41:21,070 It's not a joke. 865 00:41:21,105 --> 00:41:23,006 I'm providing a valuable service 866 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,774 to losers who God doesn't want having kids. 867 00:41:24,808 --> 00:41:26,609 And I'm getting paid. Oh, yeah, but don't you think 868 00:41:26,644 --> 00:41:28,244 it's a little messed up? 869 00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:32,281 You know, our kid's gonna be out there alive. 870 00:41:32,316 --> 00:41:34,850 You know, living life, looking like us, 871 00:41:34,885 --> 00:41:36,619 being raised by strangers? 872 00:41:36,653 --> 00:41:39,488 Who says it's yours? 873 00:41:39,522 --> 00:41:41,089 The 200 times we fucked! 874 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,691 We weren't exclusive. 875 00:41:42,725 --> 00:41:44,259 Stop making this a big deal. 876 00:41:44,293 --> 00:41:46,294 I'm merely the manufacturer. 877 00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:48,296 If there's a market for babies out there, 878 00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:49,864 I'm gonna corner my share. 879 00:41:49,899 --> 00:41:51,866 Who knows? I might just do this every year. 880 00:41:51,901 --> 00:41:54,302 Make a mint. 881 00:41:54,336 --> 00:41:56,470 ♪ And you say, go slow ♪ 882 00:41:56,504 --> 00:41:58,906 ♪ I fall behind ♪ 883 00:42:00,508 --> 00:42:02,476 ♪ The second hand unwinds ♪ 884 00:42:02,510 --> 00:42:04,511 ♪ If you're lost, you can look ♪ 885 00:42:04,545 --> 00:42:06,213 ♪ And you will find me ♪ 886 00:42:06,247 --> 00:42:08,482 ♪ Time after time... ♪ Stop it, please. 887 00:42:08,516 --> 00:42:09,816 Me or Jody? ♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪ 888 00:42:09,851 --> 00:42:12,319 ♪ I'll be waiting ♪ Both of you. 889 00:42:12,353 --> 00:42:14,187 ♪ Time after time... ♪ Please! 890 00:42:15,856 --> 00:42:18,191 Well... 891 00:42:18,225 --> 00:42:20,660 you're looking very beautiful. 892 00:42:20,695 --> 00:42:22,162 I am not. 893 00:42:22,196 --> 00:42:23,530 And no toenail polish 894 00:42:23,564 --> 00:42:25,866 is gonna fix it. 895 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:27,668 Everyone's beautiful on the inside. 896 00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:31,339 Way, way inside. 897 00:42:31,373 --> 00:42:33,475 Have the coroner cut me open when this is done 898 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,177 and see if that's true. 899 00:42:35,211 --> 00:42:36,745 I need a drink. 900 00:42:36,779 --> 00:42:38,413 Sorry I couldn't rustle up more drugs for you. 901 00:42:38,447 --> 00:42:40,081 Shipment lands tonight. Can you ride it out? 902 00:42:40,116 --> 00:42:42,250 At the Alibi, 903 00:42:42,284 --> 00:42:43,050 yes. 904 00:42:43,085 --> 00:42:44,919 Sheila, get me three 905 00:42:44,953 --> 00:42:47,922 big envelopes and some stamps. 906 00:42:47,956 --> 00:42:49,390 We're off to the Alibi. 907 00:42:49,424 --> 00:42:53,160 I don't like to leave the house. 908 00:42:53,194 --> 00:42:55,094 Well, suck it up. 909 00:42:55,129 --> 00:42:56,262 You need to get me 910 00:42:56,296 --> 00:42:58,264 out of this morgue. 911 00:42:58,298 --> 00:43:01,200 I owe you a drink, at the very least. 912 00:43:01,234 --> 00:43:02,535 What are you doing? 913 00:43:02,569 --> 00:43:05,004 Sending cash to my sons. 914 00:43:05,038 --> 00:43:09,875 That will make Frank very happy. 915 00:43:09,909 --> 00:43:11,510 Frank gets none. 916 00:43:12,979 --> 00:43:16,548 That's what happens when you steal my drugs. 917 00:43:16,582 --> 00:43:20,352 Accretion onto a stationary black hole has been solved 918 00:43:20,386 --> 00:43:22,287 analytically only 919 00:43:22,321 --> 00:43:24,689 under the assumption of spherical symmetry. 920 00:43:24,723 --> 00:43:29,059 Who used the Newtonian treatment of accretion? 921 00:43:29,093 --> 00:43:31,694 Who used the full general relativistic one? 922 00:43:31,729 --> 00:43:34,731 It's in your textbooks. Anyone? 923 00:43:34,765 --> 00:43:36,132 Mr. Gallagher? 924 00:43:38,969 --> 00:43:41,071 What? 925 00:43:41,105 --> 00:43:43,040 Do you know the answer? 926 00:43:45,577 --> 00:43:48,312 Uh, I believe the answer to that question, um, 927 00:43:48,346 --> 00:43:51,481 like the answer to most questions, is fuck you. 928 00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:55,051 Anyone else? 929 00:43:55,086 --> 00:43:56,619 Newtonian accretion? 930 00:43:56,654 --> 00:44:00,156 No, really, the answer is fuck you! 931 00:44:07,431 --> 00:44:09,398 Frank's at the Alibi. 932 00:44:09,433 --> 00:44:10,399 I got this. 933 00:44:10,433 --> 00:44:11,767 No, we got your back. 934 00:44:11,801 --> 00:44:13,302 I know you do, but I got it. 935 00:44:13,336 --> 00:44:14,736 I hate rapists, too. 936 00:44:14,771 --> 00:44:16,138 Okay, so get the next one. 937 00:44:16,172 --> 00:44:18,506 We're coming. Grab a mask. 938 00:44:24,013 --> 00:44:25,147 Miss Gallagher? 939 00:44:25,181 --> 00:44:26,582 Yeah. Come on in. 940 00:44:26,616 --> 00:44:28,584 I didn't know if you remembered me. 941 00:44:28,618 --> 00:44:29,985 Of course, Mr. Healey. 942 00:44:30,020 --> 00:44:31,287 How are you? 943 00:44:31,321 --> 00:44:33,623 Well, one more year till full pension, 944 00:44:33,657 --> 00:44:34,758 then it's taillights. 945 00:44:34,792 --> 00:44:35,759 Congrats. 946 00:44:35,793 --> 00:44:37,427 What's up? 947 00:44:37,462 --> 00:44:39,997 Lip's been expelled. 948 00:44:40,031 --> 00:44:41,265 What? 949 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,467 Threw a chair through a window. 950 00:44:42,501 --> 00:44:43,468 Come on. Expelled? 951 00:44:43,502 --> 00:44:44,802 Smoking dope in the bathroom, 952 00:44:44,836 --> 00:44:46,871 telling teachers to eff off. 953 00:44:46,905 --> 00:44:49,673 But I called around to a few friends. 954 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:53,043 I used to coach wrestling over at Mckinley. 955 00:44:53,077 --> 00:44:55,179 They'll take him. 956 00:44:55,213 --> 00:44:57,548 But they won't put up 957 00:44:57,582 --> 00:44:59,083 with any of his smart-ass stuff. 958 00:45:00,752 --> 00:45:02,720 Thank you, Mr. H. 959 00:45:04,656 --> 00:45:07,158 Don't let him screw it up, Fiona. 960 00:45:11,998 --> 00:45:14,466 Why'd you quit drinking? 961 00:45:14,501 --> 00:45:16,335 The first time I quit, I woke up one morning 962 00:45:16,369 --> 00:45:18,337 after I'd slept with my best friend's fiancée. 963 00:45:18,371 --> 00:45:20,472 Felt really, really awful. 964 00:45:20,506 --> 00:45:22,007 Bad hangover, huh? 965 00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:24,509 Gin or Tequila? 966 00:45:24,543 --> 00:45:26,044 Beer. Beer? 967 00:45:26,078 --> 00:45:27,679 So I made a list 968 00:45:27,713 --> 00:45:30,048 of the top 50 stupidest things I'd ever done. 969 00:45:30,082 --> 00:45:32,050 All 50 were done drunk. 970 00:45:32,084 --> 00:45:32,984 Took that as a sign. 971 00:45:33,018 --> 00:45:35,186 Stop. Mail these. 972 00:46:06,319 --> 00:46:08,286 Was that on purpose? 973 00:46:08,321 --> 00:46:09,688 It was. 974 00:46:26,106 --> 00:46:27,773 - Hey, it's Lip. - Leave me a me a message. 975 00:46:27,808 --> 00:46:28,941 Seriously, 976 00:46:28,975 --> 00:46:30,376 dude, seriously? 977 00:46:30,410 --> 00:46:31,844 Explain this to me. 978 00:46:32,845 --> 00:46:34,112 Hi! 979 00:46:43,590 --> 00:46:44,957 Yes! 980 00:46:44,991 --> 00:46:46,159 Yeah! Yes! 981 00:46:46,193 --> 00:46:48,394 Go, Carl! 982 00:46:48,429 --> 00:46:51,231 Good job, buddy! 983 00:46:52,199 --> 00:46:55,669 You got owned, punk, owned! 984 00:47:02,376 --> 00:47:04,143 All right, I got to go. 985 00:47:04,178 --> 00:47:05,845 Jody. 986 00:47:05,879 --> 00:47:06,980 Tent time. 987 00:47:07,014 --> 00:47:08,781 You give humanity a good name. 988 00:47:09,817 --> 00:47:11,618 Peg. 989 00:47:11,652 --> 00:47:12,986 I need a pen. 990 00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,921 Oh. 991 00:47:14,955 --> 00:47:18,024 According to Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, 992 00:47:18,059 --> 00:47:19,460 there's five stages of death, 993 00:47:19,494 --> 00:47:20,828 and you're in the acceptance stage. 994 00:47:20,862 --> 00:47:23,364 I was just trying to get hit by a bus 995 00:47:23,398 --> 00:47:26,100 so my family could sue the city. 996 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:29,637 You're facing death with acceptance, 997 00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:32,040 and that's good. 998 00:47:33,076 --> 00:47:35,611 Do you have a plastic bag? 999 00:47:35,645 --> 00:47:37,146 Are you gonna be sick to your stomach? 1000 00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:38,814 I need a plastic bag. 1001 00:47:38,849 --> 00:47:40,483 Ziploc or garbage? 1002 00:47:40,517 --> 00:47:42,585 Anything will do. Okay, okay. 1003 00:47:46,190 --> 00:47:47,790 Run up a couple blocks. 1004 00:47:47,825 --> 00:47:49,159 I'm gonna come from behind. 1005 00:47:49,193 --> 00:47:50,894 I'll catch him in an alley and get it done. 1006 00:47:58,436 --> 00:48:00,471 ♪ You got the right time ♪ 1007 00:48:00,505 --> 00:48:02,172 ♪ This is the right time ♪ 1008 00:48:02,207 --> 00:48:03,340 ♪ You got the callback ♪ 1009 00:48:03,375 --> 00:48:05,809 ♪ You got the handout ♪ 1010 00:48:05,844 --> 00:48:09,046 ♪ You've seen the sign and the sign says "Leave here" ♪ 1011 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:10,314 ♪ You got just one step ♪ 1012 00:48:10,348 --> 00:48:11,815 ♪ This is the one step ♪ 1013 00:48:11,850 --> 00:48:13,884 ♪ You got the part, girl ♪ 1014 00:48:13,918 --> 00:48:15,886 ♪ Right, you want this? ♪ 1015 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,154 ♪ You found the pulse ♪ 1016 00:48:17,189 --> 00:48:19,590 ♪ Now you're all out and over this ♪ 1017 00:48:19,624 --> 00:48:21,325 ♪ You've seen the sign, and the sign says... ♪ 1018 00:48:23,695 --> 00:48:25,997 ♪ You got the one step, this is the one step... ♪ 1019 00:48:46,284 --> 00:48:48,251 Hey... 1020 00:48:48,286 --> 00:48:49,452 Officer, 1021 00:48:49,487 --> 00:48:50,787 oink oink. 1022 00:48:53,724 --> 00:48:56,259 ♪ You lit the wire, now it's burning. ♪ 1023 00:48:56,293 --> 00:48:57,593 Does that violate my probation? 1024 00:48:57,628 --> 00:48:58,928 Shut up! 1025 00:48:58,963 --> 00:49:01,965 Go into the light, 1026 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,235 go into the light. 1027 00:49:05,604 --> 00:49:07,038 Go. 1028 00:49:07,072 --> 00:49:08,639 It's not working. 1029 00:49:08,674 --> 00:49:10,641 Be brave. 1030 00:49:11,910 --> 00:49:14,211 I can't die looking at you. 1031 00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:15,546 Well, close your eyes. 1032 00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:16,914 It was too hot. 1033 00:49:16,948 --> 00:49:18,015 Oh. 1034 00:49:19,284 --> 00:49:21,385 Hold my nose, suffocate me. 1035 00:49:21,420 --> 00:49:23,087 Really? Yeah. 1036 00:49:23,122 --> 00:49:25,723 Same idea as the bag, but it'll go quicker. 1037 00:49:25,758 --> 00:49:27,492 Well, should I wash my hands first? 1038 00:49:27,526 --> 00:49:28,493 Just do it. 1039 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,967 How's that? 1040 00:49:36,001 --> 00:49:37,402 I am still breathing out of this mouth. 1041 00:49:37,436 --> 00:49:39,937 Okay, well, I can cover it with my other hand. 1042 00:49:39,972 --> 00:49:41,573 No, my survival instinct 1043 00:49:41,607 --> 00:49:43,809 will kick in and I'll just end up 1044 00:49:43,843 --> 00:49:44,944 biting you. 1045 00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:48,114 How about a pillow? 1046 00:49:48,148 --> 00:49:50,083 Think you're strong enough to hold it over my face 1047 00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:51,918 and finish the job? 1048 00:49:51,953 --> 00:49:55,856 Well, I'm... I'm strong enough to try. 1049 00:50:00,796 --> 00:50:02,763 This isn't considered murder? 1050 00:50:02,797 --> 00:50:04,965 Not if I give you permission. 1051 00:50:09,404 --> 00:50:11,471 Do you give me your permission 1052 00:50:11,506 --> 00:50:14,174 to hold this pillow over your face? 1053 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:16,176 I do. 1054 00:50:18,913 --> 00:50:21,648 Good-bye, Sheila. 1055 00:50:21,682 --> 00:50:24,952 Good-bye, Peg. 1056 00:50:24,986 --> 00:50:26,654 Don't pussy out on me. 1057 00:50:27,689 --> 00:50:29,690 Okay. 1058 00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:50,012 Oh, wow. 1059 00:50:50,046 --> 00:50:52,147 Well... hold it. 1060 00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:56,018 Oh, go, go into the light. 1061 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,853 Go in-- go into the light. 1062 00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,089 Uh... 1063 00:51:00,124 --> 00:51:02,526 your, your sins are forgiven. 1064 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,495 Go into the light. 1065 00:51:05,530 --> 00:51:07,932 Tell St. Peter you're sorry 1066 00:51:07,966 --> 00:51:10,935 for being so shitty. 1067 00:51:10,969 --> 00:51:12,904 Do it while you still have your breath. 1068 00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:33,456 Uh, Frank, your mother's passed. 1069 00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:47,370 Do you have a paring knife? 1070 00:51:47,404 --> 00:51:48,404 You're not cooking dinner. 1071 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,372 Oh, come on. Let him. 1072 00:51:53,410 --> 00:51:54,443 Hey! 1073 00:51:54,478 --> 00:51:55,444 Hey. 1074 00:51:55,479 --> 00:51:56,713 Expelled? 1075 00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:58,248 You win. 1076 00:51:58,282 --> 00:51:59,416 I win? 1077 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,617 That's all you have to say? 1078 00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,085 I lose. Well, you're lucky 1079 00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:03,386 for a loser. 1080 00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:04,654 Mr. Healey got you into another school. 1081 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:06,389 Yeah, I'm not going. You are. 1082 00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:07,390 No, I'm not. 1083 00:52:07,424 --> 00:52:08,591 Guys, guys, calm down. 1084 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,393 Hey, Jimmy, butt the fuck out. 1085 00:52:10,428 --> 00:52:11,828 You are finishing high school. 1086 00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:13,063 I've done a year more than you. 1087 00:52:13,097 --> 00:52:14,164 This isn't about me. 1088 00:52:14,198 --> 00:52:15,999 So, what, you want me to bust my ass, 1089 00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:17,400 get a diploma and a high-paying job, 1090 00:52:17,434 --> 00:52:19,268 so I can buy you all houses and shit 1091 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,404 while you lay around doing fuck-all? 1092 00:52:21,438 --> 00:52:22,772 I'm down for that. 1093 00:52:22,806 --> 00:52:24,941 Why is that on me, huh? 1094 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:27,177 Because I've done all right on some tests? 1095 00:52:29,881 --> 00:52:32,616 No, I'll pull my weight, but I'm not going to be 1096 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,118 the fucking golden goose! 1097 00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:36,253 School or out. What? 1098 00:52:36,287 --> 00:52:38,589 My job is to keep this house going. 1099 00:52:38,623 --> 00:52:40,657 Busting my ass for you, 1100 00:52:40,692 --> 00:52:42,359 working eight jobs, making meals, 1101 00:52:42,394 --> 00:52:43,861 keeping everything straight. 1102 00:52:43,895 --> 00:52:45,963 Your job is school! 1103 00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:48,532 School or leave. 1104 00:53:09,087 --> 00:53:10,154 What are you doing? 1105 00:53:10,188 --> 00:53:12,456 Well, I'm not going back to school, so 1106 00:53:12,491 --> 00:53:14,492 I guess it means I'm leaving. 1107 00:53:29,275 --> 00:53:31,843 Lip, come back! 1108 00:53:33,412 --> 00:53:35,947 Lip! 1109 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,473 Mom died. 1110 00:54:05,944 --> 00:54:07,845 Aw... 1111 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:26,379 Lip? 1112 00:54:26,548 --> 00:54:28,443 - Good morning, sweetheart. - Mom! 1113 00:54:28,538 --> 00:54:29,858 Mimosa? 1114 00:54:33,341 --> 00:54:35,159 Oh, jeez! In the kitchen!? 1115 00:54:35,252 --> 00:54:38,514 Give Debbie some mommy time. Might be the only one she gets. 1116 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,033 If I was rich, then you'd consider keeping the kid with me? 1117 00:54:41,103 --> 00:54:42,224 How rich? 1118 00:54:42,325 --> 00:54:44,215 I think you should consider keeping the baby, 1119 00:54:44,302 --> 00:54:45,845 and Jody. 1120 00:54:46,101 --> 00:54:47,227 Let me stay here for a bit. 1121 00:54:47,322 --> 00:54:50,046 I'll piss her off so much, she'll be back here door step in a heart beat. 1122 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:51,344 You're living at Steve's!? 1123 00:54:51,443 --> 00:54:53,081 This has nothing to do with you!