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Previously on "Smash".
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Welcome to Marilyn.
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How come nobody told me
she was going to be here?
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Derek didn't tell you?
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Why don't we ever go
to your place?
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She's just...
She's right next to me,
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and she's just
a little bit loud.
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She's trying to
get me fired.
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All I need is $200,000.
That's it.
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- I have a date.
- Yay, mom.
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I had an affair
with Michael Swift,
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and no one else can know.
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Scott, a few things...
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I need you
to move Amelia to Friday,
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apologize
for the late notice.
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We need to RSVP
for the moma event.
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And, uh, I still haven't seen
those pages from Julia.
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Okay, um,
this is awkward.
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What's awkward?
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Man, well, Jerry...
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I work for Jerry now.
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He made me
a very generous offer,
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and I've accepted.
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Eileen?
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Yes, Scott.
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I just wanted to thank you for
all the opportunities that you...
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Karen, can I borrow you
for a minute?
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Yeah, sure.
What do you need?
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I could use a hand.
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The bridge sequence from
Let's be bad isn't working.
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- Okay, should I...?
- Just follow me.
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Come on, just relax.
What are you afraid of?
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I'm not afraid of anything.
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Well, we both know
that's not true.
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Meaning what?
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You're afraid of you.
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You're terrified of anything
below the neck.
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You have some problem
with follow-through.
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And again.
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My God, Frank,
you poor thing.
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What, they can't get you out
on another flight?
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There are three new scenes
that are coming along great.
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She just doesn't want
to show anyone.
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You've read them.
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Julia and I share
the same brain.
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Talking to me is like talking
to myself, so I don't count.
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- 13 days, Tom.
- I'll tell her.
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- Hey.
- Hello?
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Sorry.
Are you making a call?
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No, it's just, uh, Frank.
I keep losing him.
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What's up?
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I just read the hotel scene,
with Marilyn and DiMaggio
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after
the Seven year itch shoot.
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I had a couple of questions.
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Can we find a time to talk,
maybe after rehearsal?
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Hello?
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This connection
is so bad.
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Frank, I'll call you back!
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So do you want
to work tonight?
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I'm supposed to see John,
but I could easily cancel.
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My God, you are not
bailing on this guy.
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This is so you.
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Ten minutes ago,
you liked him.
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Now what?
What... what's his flaw?
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He's a lawyer. I'm not gonna
wind up with a lawyer.
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- Go on a date.
- And he says "wow" a lot.
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Please.
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Hon? Hon?
Wait. On which flight?
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You're breaking up.
I can't hear you.
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Am I late?
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No.
Karen was early.
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Okay, everyone,
our Marilyn's here.
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Let's do Let's be bad.
We'll take it from the top.
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- Josh, please.
- Everybody up.
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5, 6, 7, and...
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1, 2, 3, 4...
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I don't know
why I went to law school.
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My dad's a lawyer,
and my brother's a lawyer,
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two of my uncles.
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I guess it's in the genes.
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Last time, I promise.
Sorry.
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I have a very anxious producer
on my hands.
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Is that the one I met?
Very hermes?
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Right now she is stalking me
about the script,
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when it's really Julia...
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Sorry.
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You were in the middle of...
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What were you
in the middle of?
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I just don't want DiMaggio
to come off as a complete tool
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where we're not rooting
for him
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to come back
into Marilyn's life.
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Well, that's a murky issue,
isn't it?
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What's murky?
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I mean, the guy might not have
been husband of the year,
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but he was the love
of her life.
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That's just not necessarily
the show I'm writing.
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The guy sprung her
from the loony bin
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and planned her funeral.
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If he's not the guy,
who is?
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It's not just a love story.
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I'm trying to explore
some bigger themes.
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What's bigger than love?
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So was that it?
Were those all your notes?
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I like to think of them
more as thoughts.
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Am I not allowed to share
my thoughts with you anymore?
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No, don't worry.
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I will take care
of Mr. DiMaggio.
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He will not be a villain.
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That Frank?
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No, it's a weird number.
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I don't know who it is.
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What's he off doing,
anyway?
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A teaching retreat,
to get recertified.
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He took so many years off.
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They do a kind of brush-up
program in Berkeley.
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I kind of hate you
for ordering this.
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Nothing's really
speaking to me here,
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but we can go back to my place
for a nightcap.
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You know,
I'm pretty tired.
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Okay.
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So are we not ever having sex?
Are we just friends?
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I am not avoiding
your question,
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but it's a weird number.
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I better... hello?
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- Are you with my mom?
- No, what's up?
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I-I'm sorry to bug you,
but I can't find her,
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and my dad's out of town,
and I kind of got arrested.
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Sit tight.
I'm on my way.
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What kind of lawyer
are you again?
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Explain to me again:
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Why he was arrested
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if it was the other kid who
was smoking pot with a...
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- What do you call it?
- Vaporizer.
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I don't even know
what that is.
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It's a battery-operated bong.
May I?
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Thanks. John Goodwin.
I'm an attorney.
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Help me out here.
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Was this boy in possession
of the marijuana
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when you approached?
No.
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Was he in possession
of the vaporizer
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when you approached?
No.
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Why is he cuffed if he
hasn't even been arrested?
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- Because...
- What are the charges?
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I'm waiting to hear
the charges.
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- Loitering for drugs.
- Come on.
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We both know you can never
make that stick.
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It's going to stick
with this one.
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He was giving me
an attitude.
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All I said was, I have
the right to remain silent.
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Isn't that
my constitutional right?
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Leo, this is not CSI.
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You're gonna let me
do the talking,
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or you're gonna spend
the night in jail.
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So other than enjoying
the park on a beautiful day,
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adjacent to what so far
has the flimsiest chance
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of being proven
as illegal activity,
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has this minor,
who has no priors,
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done anything in defiance
of the law?
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So there's some chatter
going on
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I thought
you should know about.
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I'm listening.
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You're not a lock
for that promotion.
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They're looking at someone else
for press secretary.
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- Who?
- I don't know yet...
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Someone from Washington.
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- Sorry to interrupt.
- Hey.
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Karen, this is R.J.
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Hey. It's nice
to meet you, finally.
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I've heard only great things.
You're...
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R.J. Quigley,
the New York Times reporter
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I'm always
complaining about.
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Of course. That's so funny.
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I always thought "R. J." stood
for Ralph Johnson or something.
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Rakhshan Afshin-Jam,
an iranian mouthful.
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- Sort of like Devamadana.
- Right, exactly.
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Don't get me started
on the middle name.
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Well, this was fun,
but some of us have deadlines.
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See you later.
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I always pictured
a fat white guy with bad teeth.
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Yeah. Not accurate.
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I see that.
So noodletown again?
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Don't be mad, but, um...
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I don't think
I can do dinner tonight.
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I, uh... I need to deal
with this.
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You actually haven't told me
what you're dealing with.
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Well, I don't know yet.
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That's why it's good to have
crafty reporters on your side.
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I'll see you at home, yeah?
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Bye.
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She does seem crafty.
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She's gonna kill me,
and then when she's done,
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she's gonna kill me again.
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I am so dead.
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♪ She's gonna
kill me twice ♪
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♪ I'm so dead ♪
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♪ So dead ♪
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♪ I wish I'd gone
to the movies instead ♪
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It wasn't my idea,
and I wasn't even smoking.
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♪ I wasn't even smoking,
I was really only joking ♪
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♪ my intentions
I'll be cloaking ♪
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♪ something something toking ♪
stop.
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- Leo?
- We're in here.
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I just heard my messages!
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What on earth?
It's not that big a deal.
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You were arrested
for smoking pot in Central Park,
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and that's not a big deal?
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I would love to hear
how that is not a big deal!
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He wasn't arrested.
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John got him off
with a bench warrant.
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He was amazing.
You should have seen him.
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- What were you thinking?
- Don't know.
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Mason said he wanted to,
and the next thing I know,
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the cops were there,
and then I couldn't find you.
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I was
in a work session and...
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No, you don't get to be pissed.
I get to be pissed.
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I can't believe
you did is!
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You are so epically grounded!
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Please don't lose it.
I know I was stupid.
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I know.
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Can I just go
to bed now?
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Yes.
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We're not done.
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So where were you?
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Talking with Michael
about the script.
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For crying out loud.
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He had some smart ideas,
and I resent your tone.
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My tone? Your tone is
the one screaming "guilty."
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- It is not.
- Guilty.
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- No.
- Guilty.
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- No.
- So guilty...
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No, I was eat... I was...
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I was eating ice cream
and apple pie,
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and we were talking.
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- Guilty.
- No.
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Look at me.
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Your kid
was just arrested,
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and you missed it
because you were too busy
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flirting with your ex-boyfriend.
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You're playing with fire,
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and this was
your wake-up call.
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Okay?
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That's it!
That's my password!
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Why are you torturing me?
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Come in. It's open.
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Special delivery.
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Here is that book that Tom
wanted you to look at.
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Look,
the Marilyn memoir...
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And I can open it
without a password.
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How quaint.
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I'm pretty good with a computer,
if you need some help.
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- Please.
- Sure.
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It's actually
perfect timing.
255
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,935
Tom's in a holding pattern
256
00:11:11,969 --> 00:11:15,021
while Julia catches up
with her pages.
257
00:11:16,690 --> 00:11:20,276
How are those pages
coming, Ellis?
258
00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:25,031
We're only 12 days out,
you know.
259
00:11:25,082 --> 00:11:26,699
Seriously, John,
without you,
260
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:30,319
I'd still be trying to tap-dance
Leo out of jail.
261
00:11:30,337 --> 00:11:34,524
Anyhoo, um, I'd love
to finish our date,
262
00:11:34,558 --> 00:11:36,876
so give me a call.
263
00:11:40,497 --> 00:11:43,349
Heartbreaker
last night,
264
00:11:43,384 --> 00:11:45,184
The game, knicks/lakers...
265
00:11:45,219 --> 00:11:48,054
Last five seconds,
kobe Bryant, three-pointer?
266
00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:49,188
This... nothing?
You don't...?
267
00:11:49,223 --> 00:11:50,990
I don't.
268
00:11:51,025 --> 00:11:53,393
That's not my...
I'm sorry. We haven't met yet.
269
00:11:53,444 --> 00:11:54,844
I'm Tom.
I'm Sam.
270
00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:57,647
Sam, sports
are anathema to me.
271
00:11:57,681 --> 00:11:59,816
Even the Knicks,
272
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:03,887
Weird,
273
00:12:03,921 --> 00:12:06,072
Nice to meet you.
274
00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:12,378
Okay, guys, it's time.
275
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:15,214
Hurry up, please.
276
00:12:15,249 --> 00:12:18,251
Let's take it from the end
of the first verse, please.
277
00:12:20,871 --> 00:12:23,723
♪ If you say something
is taboo ♪
278
00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:26,342
♪ well, that's the thing
I want to do ♪
279
00:12:26,377 --> 00:12:28,177
♪ do it till
we're black and blue ♪
280
00:12:28,211 --> 00:12:30,346
♪ let's be bad ♪
281
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,732
♪ guns and gangsters
suit me fine ♪
282
00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:34,717
♪ Al Capone
is a buddy of mine ♪
283
00:12:34,735 --> 00:12:36,719
♪ he's my big-shot Valentine ♪
284
00:12:36,754 --> 00:12:39,689
♪ let's... ♪
Ivy, Ivy, stop.
285
00:12:39,723 --> 00:12:42,625
- The vibrato.
- I'm sorry?
286
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,727
You're not getting
the vibrato on the note
287
00:12:44,762 --> 00:12:46,245
the way Marilyn did.
288
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,014
I thought
that's what I just did.
289
00:12:48,048 --> 00:12:51,618
- No, you didn't.
- Well, it's hard on a belt.
290
00:12:51,669 --> 00:12:54,454
For crying out loud,
where's Karen? Karen!
291
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:55,788
I'm right here.
292
00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:58,541
Show her how to do this.
293
00:12:58,575 --> 00:13:00,043
Do what?
294
00:13:00,077 --> 00:13:02,478
The vibrato on the note.
295
00:13:02,513 --> 00:13:04,464
- The vibrato?
- Happy Birthday.
296
00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:06,082
Just sing Happy Birthday.
297
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,583
You want me to sing hap...
298
00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:09,302
My God.
Is there a problem here?
299
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,087
What, am I not
speaking English?
300
00:13:11,105 --> 00:13:14,440
Just stand up and sing
Happy Birthday as Marilyn.
301
00:13:14,475 --> 00:13:16,626
I've seen you do it.
302
00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:27,620
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
303
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:31,407
♪ to you ♪
304
00:13:31,442 --> 00:13:34,944
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
305
00:13:34,962 --> 00:13:38,247
♪ to you ♪
306
00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:42,468
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
307
00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:46,005
♪ Mr. President ♪
308
00:13:46,056 --> 00:13:50,643
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
309
00:13:50,678 --> 00:13:53,312
♪ to you ♪
310
00:13:57,835 --> 00:13:59,301
Did you hear that?
311
00:13:59,319 --> 00:14:02,488
Karen, maybe you can work
with Ivy on that.
312
00:14:02,523 --> 00:14:04,974
Set something up with Larry.
Let's do it again, please.
313
00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:09,662
♪ If you say something
is taboo ♪
314
00:14:09,697 --> 00:14:12,148
♪ well, that's the thing
I want to do ♪
315
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,117
♪ do it till
we're black and blue ♪
316
00:14:14,151 --> 00:14:16,069
♪ let's be bad ♪
317
00:14:18,423 --> 00:14:20,657
Honestly, Frank is fine
***
318
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:23,576
Me especially, after my date
with Michael Swift.
319
00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,304
You don't need to come home.
320
00:14:25,355 --> 00:14:26,939
Even though
that might be wise.
321
00:14:26,973 --> 00:14:29,391
You need to stay
and finish your class.
322
00:14:29,425 --> 00:14:31,593
- If anything bad happens...
- Anything worse.
323
00:14:31,611 --> 00:14:35,814
Anything bad happens,
I'll let you know.
324
00:14:35,865 --> 00:14:39,451
Okay, I will.
325
00:14:39,486 --> 00:14:41,320
Me too.
326
00:14:41,371 --> 00:14:43,072
Bye.
327
00:14:43,106 --> 00:14:44,990
When's the last time
you had your piano tuned?
328
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,275
God, you say it every
single time you play my piano.
329
00:14:47,294 --> 00:14:48,777
'Cause it's always
out of tune.
330
00:14:48,795 --> 00:14:50,579
And this "F"
is still sticking.
331
00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:53,582
I'm sorry the equipment
is not to your liking,
332
00:14:53,616 --> 00:14:56,085
but I have to be here
while Leo is grounded.
333
00:14:56,119 --> 00:14:58,971
He's got to suffer a little
and think about what he's done.
334
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:03,759
Sounds like
he's really reflecting!
335
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,928
No, you're not crazy.
336
00:15:05,962 --> 00:15:09,148
That's woman's bananas...
Ba-Nanas.
337
00:15:11,401 --> 00:15:13,352
Can I call you back
in a little bit?
338
00:15:13,403 --> 00:15:15,871
I have a thing
I have to do.
339
00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,990
Yeah, I'll tell you
all about it later.
340
00:15:18,024 --> 00:15:20,826
Bye.
341
00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:24,997
- Hey.
- Hey. Larry's not here?
342
00:15:25,031 --> 00:15:27,833
I didn't see him.-
343
00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:30,953
You know,
this is so silly.
344
00:15:30,987 --> 00:15:32,821
I mean, I don't...
I don't know.
345
00:15:32,856 --> 00:15:34,173
You sound amazing
on everything.
346
00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:35,874
I don't know
why he needs you to...
347
00:15:35,925 --> 00:15:40,012
To take singing lessons
from a chorus girl?
348
00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:42,031
That's not
what I was going to say.
349
00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:44,049
No?
350
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:46,802
Look, I know this is awkward
for both of us.
351
00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:49,221
It's not awkward for me.
352
00:15:49,272 --> 00:15:50,789
Well, you're acting
kind of...
353
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,340
Kind of what?
354
00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:54,226
No, tell me.
How am I acting?
355
00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:56,028
Look, you don't have to be
all mad at me, okay?
356
00:15:56,062 --> 00:15:58,030
I'm no threat to you.
I'm not anything.
357
00:15:58,064 --> 00:16:00,566
- My God.
- Okay.
358
00:16:00,617 --> 00:16:03,402
Can I give you
a little advice?
359
00:16:03,453 --> 00:16:06,522
Please do.
360
00:16:06,556 --> 00:16:09,858
I'm a grown-up,
and I have a pretty clear sense
361
00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:11,560
of what I bring
to the party.
362
00:16:11,594 --> 00:16:13,862
That's the advice?
363
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:18,700
No, the advice is,
don't get ahead of yourself.
364
00:16:18,718 --> 00:16:21,503
If I need a little dialect
coaching once in a while,
365
00:16:21,537 --> 00:16:23,172
so be it.
366
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:25,340
Marilyn got help all the time...
All the time.
367
00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:30,062
But she knew what she brought
to the party too,
368
00:16:30,096 --> 00:16:34,516
and what she had
couldn't be taught.
369
00:16:36,486 --> 00:16:38,053
Larry!
370
00:16:38,071 --> 00:16:40,239
We've been waiting
and waiting.
371
00:16:41,991 --> 00:16:44,076
We've done a lot of shows
together, Julia.
372
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:47,729
Yes, we have.
You know I'll get it done.
373
00:16:47,747 --> 00:16:49,448
Better sooner
rather than later.
374
00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:52,034
I hear you...
Completely.
375
00:16:54,287 --> 00:16:55,570
Sorry.
376
00:16:55,588 --> 00:16:57,956
Hello?
Hi.
377
00:16:58,007 --> 00:16:59,792
- I tried.
- I know.
378
00:16:59,843 --> 00:17:01,910
Thank you so much
for getting back to me.
379
00:17:01,928 --> 00:17:04,797
Yeah, we just wanted
to make sure
380
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:06,915
that this, um...
381
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:11,437
Very small legal situation
382
00:17:11,471 --> 00:17:13,138
that Leo found himself in...
383
00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:17,726
That it's not gonna
affect the adoption and...
384
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:20,595
No, he wasn't arrested,
technically.
385
00:17:20,613 --> 00:17:22,614
It...
386
00:17:28,437 --> 00:17:29,771
I get it.
387
00:17:29,789 --> 00:17:33,292
No.
388
00:17:33,326 --> 00:17:36,428
I got it.
389
00:17:36,463 --> 00:17:39,164
Thank you.
390
00:17:39,215 --> 00:17:42,167
Hey.
391
00:17:42,218 --> 00:17:44,169
What can I do for you?
392
00:17:44,204 --> 00:17:45,854
Nothing.
393
00:17:45,889 --> 00:17:48,190
Are you...
Is everything okay?
394
00:17:48,224 --> 00:17:50,843
- No.
- No?
395
00:17:50,877 --> 00:17:52,895
No.
396
00:18:01,154 --> 00:18:03,305
♪ here's the key
for my ignition ♪
397
00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:05,941
♪ hit the gas
to my transmission ♪
398
00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:07,442
♪ when you hear
the things I'm wishin' ♪
399
00:18:07,476 --> 00:18:10,112
♪ you won't offer
opposition ♪
400
00:18:10,146 --> 00:18:11,864
♪ let's prohibit
prohibition ♪
401
00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:13,815
♪ let's ♪
♪ let's ♪
402
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,767
- ♪ be ♪
♪ be ♪
403
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:21,707
- ♪ bad ♪
♪ bad ♪
404
00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:24,927
♪ some like it hot,
and that ain't bad ♪
405
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,672
Should I try
something else?
406
00:18:41,561 --> 00:18:44,196
Not necessary.
Moving on.
407
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:46,198
Let's take ten.
408
00:19:06,523 --> 00:19:09,475
I'm going to pretend
that you said, "come in."
409
00:19:09,509 --> 00:19:11,393
I didn't.
410
00:19:16,349 --> 00:19:18,350
Come on...
411
00:19:18,368 --> 00:19:21,320
I'm tired of being
your prison warden.
412
00:19:21,354 --> 00:19:24,089
It's me.
413
00:19:24,124 --> 00:19:26,659
Were you smoking pot
with Mason that day?
414
00:19:26,693 --> 00:19:31,330
For the 28th time,
I've told you, no.
415
00:19:31,364 --> 00:19:33,499
Have you ever smoked pot?
416
00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:35,367
I can't believe
you just asked me that.
417
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,920
I'm 16, and I live
in New York City... next.
418
00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:42,258
- Do you smoke a lot?
- No.
419
00:19:42,309 --> 00:19:44,026
I've tried it a few times.
420
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,545
Look, I know
I was a colossal idiot,
421
00:19:46,563 --> 00:19:49,348
going to Central Park
with Mason and his vaporizer.
422
00:19:49,382 --> 00:19:50,566
It won't happen again.
423
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,217
See, it can't happen again.
424
00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:54,904
You can't be around anyone
who is smoking pot
425
00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:57,540
or drinking
or doing anything illegal,
426
00:19:57,574 --> 00:20:00,626
because then it'll be
on your permanent record,
427
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:05,581
and that will affect
everything,
428
00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:07,533
including the adoption.
429
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:10,369
That's what you
really care about.
430
00:20:10,403 --> 00:20:12,855
No, I care about you,
431
00:20:12,889 --> 00:20:15,925
and I know we both
want this adoption.
432
00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:21,130
6, 7...
1, 2, 3, 4...
433
00:20:21,181 --> 00:20:22,631
- Derek?
- 5, 6, 7...
434
00:20:22,682 --> 00:20:24,416
Derek.
435
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:25,968
Yeah?
436
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:27,887
I wondered if you wanted
to hear the trill first
437
00:20:27,921 --> 00:20:30,306
before we run it through.
438
00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:33,642
No, don't need to.
Actually, there's one thing.
439
00:20:33,693 --> 00:20:35,644
Jessica,
I might need you to...
440
00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:40,065
- Hey, have you seen Julia?
- She's working from home.
441
00:20:40,099 --> 00:20:42,568
She's having a family issue,
442
00:20:42,602 --> 00:20:45,621
and that's where she needs
to be... with her family.
443
00:20:45,655 --> 00:20:47,289
All right, let's go.
444
00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:48,958
We'll take it
from the vamp.
445
00:20:48,992 --> 00:20:50,409
- Okay, guys.
- Please.
446
00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,452
5, 6, 7, and...
448
00:21:06,292 --> 00:21:09,078
I'm sorry. Sorry.
That's okay. No problem.
449
00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:11,847
Let's try it again.
450
00:21:16,903 --> 00:21:19,104
5, 6, 7, and...
452
00:21:28,598 --> 00:21:30,499
No, no, hang on.
Hang on.
453
00:21:48,885 --> 00:21:51,303
I got it.
454
00:21:51,338 --> 00:21:53,639
Take it from the top.
455
00:21:53,673 --> 00:21:57,309
From before
Marilyn's entrance, okay?
456
00:22:02,015 --> 00:22:04,483
♪ when we're feeling
down and low ♪
457
00:22:04,517 --> 00:22:06,685
♪ then our favorite word
is "no" ♪
458
00:22:06,719 --> 00:22:08,771
♪ 'cause it points
the way to go ♪
459
00:22:08,822 --> 00:22:10,272
♪ let's be bad ♪
460
00:22:10,323 --> 00:22:11,573
♪ who knows what... ♪
461
00:22:11,608 --> 00:22:13,359
Does anyone think
she'll actually show up?
462
00:22:13,393 --> 00:22:14,693
Is she even on the set?
463
00:22:14,727 --> 00:22:16,662
Miss Monroe
is in her dressing room.
464
00:22:16,696 --> 00:22:19,031
- What kind of shape is she in?
- Her shape ain't the problem.
465
00:22:19,065 --> 00:22:20,699
Where is she?
466
00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:22,201
We're gonna be stuck here
all night.
467
00:22:22,235 --> 00:22:23,752
How many takes
we do yesterday... 60?
468
00:22:23,787 --> 00:22:25,454
You know, someone
should fire her.
469
00:22:25,488 --> 00:22:27,122
Fire miss Monroe?
470
00:22:27,173 --> 00:22:28,791
♪ yeah, drummer man,
do what you can ♪
471
00:22:28,842 --> 00:22:30,759
♪ tonight the hoo
will hit the fan ♪
472
00:22:30,794 --> 00:22:32,961
♪ if you need
some more enticing ♪
473
00:22:33,013 --> 00:22:34,963
♪ here's a girl
with twice the spicing ♪
474
00:22:35,015 --> 00:22:36,965
♪ we're the cake,
but she's the icing ♪
475
00:22:37,017 --> 00:22:41,570
♪ let's be bad,
let's be bad ♪
476
00:22:48,361 --> 00:22:50,779
Arthur, where is she?
477
00:22:50,814 --> 00:22:52,948
She's in her dressing room.
She's not feeling well.
478
00:22:52,982 --> 00:22:56,435
I'm not feeling well either.
Get her out here now!
479
00:22:58,438 --> 00:23:00,739
Here she is, boys.
480
00:23:00,773 --> 00:23:02,774
Marilyn Monroe
in the flesh,
481
00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:05,994
all ready to film yet
another thrilling movie
482
00:23:06,046 --> 00:23:07,279
about a dumb blonde.
483
00:23:07,297 --> 00:23:08,914
Marilyn,
you look wonderful.
484
00:23:08,948 --> 00:23:11,967
And that's all that matters,
isn't it?
485
00:23:12,001 --> 00:23:14,420
Darling, so many pills.
486
00:23:14,454 --> 00:23:17,473
How do you expect me
to keep going?
487
00:23:17,507 --> 00:23:19,591
You're not bringing in
any dough.
488
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,960
Somebody has to support us.
489
00:23:21,978 --> 00:23:23,628
Let's take it
from her entrance.
490
00:23:23,646 --> 00:23:25,981
- Where's my mark?
- Right this way, miss Monroe.
491
00:23:26,015 --> 00:23:28,467
- Follow me.
492
00:23:30,854 --> 00:23:32,304
Action!
494
00:23:45,251 --> 00:23:48,537
♪ if you say
something is taboo ♪
495
00:23:48,588 --> 00:23:50,789
♪ well, that's the thing
I want to do ♪
496
00:23:50,823 --> 00:23:53,509
♪ do it till
we're black and blue ♪
497
00:23:53,543 --> 00:23:55,043
♪ let's be bad ♪
498
00:23:55,095 --> 00:23:57,679
♪ guns and gangsters
suit me fine ♪
499
00:23:57,714 --> 00:23:59,848
♪ Al Capone
is a buddy of mine ♪
500
00:23:59,883 --> 00:24:02,050
♪ he's my big-shot Valentine ♪
501
00:24:02,102 --> 00:24:04,553
♪ let's be bad ♪
502
00:24:04,604 --> 00:24:06,522
♪ if spirits are saggin' ♪
503
00:24:06,556 --> 00:24:08,524
♪ if feet are a-draggin' ♪
504
00:24:08,558 --> 00:24:10,476
♪ fall off of that wagon ♪
505
00:24:10,510 --> 00:24:12,861
♪ the piano hums
to the bass and drums ♪
506
00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:15,230
♪ and I'll be dancing
when hoover comes ♪
507
00:24:15,281 --> 00:24:17,232
♪ don't care
if you've tied the knot ♪
508
00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:19,318
♪ most folks want
what they ain't got ♪
509
00:24:19,352 --> 00:24:21,370
♪ melt the ice,
some like it hot ♪
510
00:24:21,404 --> 00:24:23,405
♪ let's be bad ♪
511
00:24:23,456 --> 00:24:26,074
♪ here's my whistle,
make it wetter ♪
512
00:24:26,126 --> 00:24:28,043
♪ let me wear
that Scarlet letter ♪
513
00:24:28,077 --> 00:24:30,496
♪ when I'm bad,
I'm even better ♪
514
00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:31,580
♪ let's be bad ♪
515
00:24:31,631 --> 00:24:33,198
What a mess!
516
00:24:33,216 --> 00:24:35,000
She's so doped up,
I can't use any of it.
517
00:24:35,034 --> 00:24:40,088
♪ say bye-bye propriety,
no polite society ♪
518
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:42,174
♪ give me notoriety ♪
520
00:24:46,379 --> 00:24:48,096
The whole world adores you.
521
00:24:48,148 --> 00:24:49,898
Keep dancing.
You're gorgeous!
522
00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:52,267
- Gorgeous!
- Gorgeous!
523
00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:54,069
♪ Bring on the vices ♪
524
00:24:54,103 --> 00:24:56,271
♪ don't care
what the price is ♪
525
00:24:56,322 --> 00:24:57,856
♪ I'll add
the right spices ♪
526
00:24:57,890 --> 00:25:00,058
♪ when the stand-up bass
slaps you in the face ♪
527
00:25:00,076 --> 00:25:03,078
♪ well, it ain't my husband
I'll embrace ♪
528
00:25:03,112 --> 00:25:05,063
♪ I can't see
the use in waiting ♪
529
00:25:05,081 --> 00:25:07,232
♪ your lips
are intoxicating ♪
530
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:09,084
♪ do my hips need
some translating? ♪
532
00:25:13,456 --> 00:25:15,257
♪ notify my next of kin ♪
533
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:17,626
♪ they might grieve
or might jump in ♪
535
00:25:22,131 --> 00:25:24,366
♪ Gershwin is
the cat's pajamas ♪
536
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,585
♪ I'm the queen
of the red-hot mamas ♪
538
00:25:30,857 --> 00:25:32,774
♪ each fop and he-man ♪
539
00:25:32,809 --> 00:25:34,643
♪ just stick
with me, man ♪
540
00:25:34,694 --> 00:25:36,728
♪ every joint's a juke
with my red-hot uke ♪
541
00:25:36,762 --> 00:25:38,981
♪ and just like Judas
once said to Luke ♪
542
00:25:39,032 --> 00:25:41,149
♪ here's the key
for my ignition ♪
543
00:25:41,201 --> 00:25:43,151
♪ hit the gas
to my transmission ♪
544
00:25:43,203 --> 00:25:45,237
♪ when you hear
the things I'm wishin' ♪
545
00:25:45,271 --> 00:25:47,439
♪ you won't offer
opposition ♪
546
00:25:47,457 --> 00:25:49,374
♪ let's prohibit
prohibition ♪
547
00:25:49,409 --> 00:25:51,443
♪ let's ♪
♪ let's ♪
548
00:25:51,461 --> 00:25:53,445
- ♪ be ♪
♪ be ♪
549
00:25:53,463 --> 00:25:55,714
♪ bad ♪
550
00:25:55,748 --> 00:25:59,885
♪ bad ♪
551
00:25:59,919 --> 00:26:02,804
♪ some like it hot,
and that ain't bad ♪
552
00:26:19,689 --> 00:26:22,491
- Hey, it was really amazing.
- Thanks.
553
00:26:22,525 --> 00:26:25,644
- I heard the trill.
- My God, just stop.
554
00:26:25,662 --> 00:26:28,614
Seriously,
don't condescend to me.
555
00:26:28,648 --> 00:26:30,148
I wasn't.
556
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:31,850
Look, I've got
a lot on my plate,
557
00:26:31,885 --> 00:26:33,585
but I'm handling it,
558
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:37,172
and I don't care what you think
or what Derek thinks.
559
00:26:46,515 --> 00:26:48,315
It's bad enough in my personal life,
560
00:26:48,394 --> 00:26:50,328
but now he's psyching me out
in rehearsal.
561
00:26:50,425 --> 00:26:52,008
I mean, you saw me today.
562
00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:54,010
I saw you pull it together
and kill it.
563
00:26:54,044 --> 00:26:57,314
Thanks, but right now
it feels like it's killing me.
564
00:26:57,348 --> 00:26:58,648
I'll get this round.
565
00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:02,068
No, no, I'm already drunk.
566
00:27:02,103 --> 00:27:05,054
Hey, what did I miss?
Who's he drinking about?
567
00:27:05,072 --> 00:27:09,025
He won't say,
but I have my suspicions.
568
00:27:09,059 --> 00:27:11,745
Don't you want to know
who it is?
569
00:27:11,779 --> 00:27:14,197
No. This company has
too many drama queens as it is,
570
00:27:14,231 --> 00:27:16,333
which reminds me...
I tried breaking the ice
571
00:27:16,367 --> 00:27:17,701
with your friend Tom.
572
00:27:17,735 --> 00:27:19,252
He's a hoot.
573
00:27:19,287 --> 00:27:21,087
What's your problem
with Tom?
574
00:27:21,122 --> 00:27:24,374
- He's just so gay.
- Sam, you're gay.
575
00:27:24,408 --> 00:27:27,327
- You're gay?
- He's so gay.
576
00:27:27,361 --> 00:27:30,714
I'm not that gay,
just gay.
577
00:27:30,748 --> 00:27:32,432
I don't think
I should have to wear a banner.
578
00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:35,552
Come on!
Where's your defense?
579
00:27:35,586 --> 00:27:37,253
You might want
to wear a banner...
580
00:27:37,271 --> 00:27:39,389
Maybe a little rainbow bracelet
or something.
581
00:27:39,423 --> 00:27:41,191
Anyway,
I'm done playing games.
582
00:27:41,225 --> 00:27:42,726
I should just ask Derek
where I stand.
583
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,594
- Please don't.
- Why shouldn't she?
584
00:27:44,612 --> 00:27:46,029
Wouldn't you rather know
one way or the other?
585
00:27:46,063 --> 00:27:47,714
- I know I would.
- Yeah, that's it.
586
00:27:47,748 --> 00:27:50,534
- I'm doing it.
- Me too.
587
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:51,935
It was humiliating.
588
00:27:51,953 --> 00:27:53,603
First, he had me sing
Happy Birthday
589
00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:54,955
in front of everyone.
590
00:27:54,989 --> 00:27:56,940
Then he made me give her
a private lesson.
591
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,742
How is that humiliating?
592
00:27:58,776 --> 00:28:00,544
It sounds like he's got
a lot of faith in you.
593
00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:02,295
"Faith" is not exactly
the word.
594
00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:05,215
It's all payback for the first
time I sang it to him.
595
00:28:05,249 --> 00:28:08,385
He owes you payback?
For singing Happy Birthday?
596
00:28:08,419 --> 00:28:11,555
He's just a piece of work,
and so is that Ivy.
597
00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:15,291
Well, office politics...
You can't escape them.
598
00:28:15,309 --> 00:28:17,961
Come on, my love,
we're gonna be late.
599
00:28:17,979 --> 00:28:19,479
Like,
she's a walking bombshell.
600
00:28:19,514 --> 00:28:22,649
So maybe I'm not all...
You know, all the time.
601
00:28:22,683 --> 00:28:24,568
I'm sorry,
but I wasn't raised that way.
602
00:28:24,602 --> 00:28:28,071
I always looked down on girls
who were all about being sexy.
603
00:28:28,105 --> 00:28:30,106
It just seemed so desperate.
604
00:28:30,140 --> 00:28:32,826
I was hoping
you might wear something,
605
00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,310
you know, sexier.
606
00:28:34,328 --> 00:28:36,329
Did you even hear
a word I just said?
607
00:28:36,364 --> 00:28:37,664
Look, cut me a break here.
608
00:28:37,698 --> 00:28:39,315
I'm under a lot of pressure
at work.
609
00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:41,117
I'm fighting to get
this promotion,
610
00:28:41,151 --> 00:28:42,752
and I don't even know
who I'm up against.
611
00:28:42,787 --> 00:28:44,454
What I do know is,
I've got a hot girlfriend,
612
00:28:44,488 --> 00:28:46,823
and it wouldn't hurt
to show you off
613
00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:49,159
at a big party
on the Intrepid tonight.
614
00:28:49,193 --> 00:28:50,844
Poor Marilyn.
615
00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:53,430
This was what her life
was like every day.
616
00:28:53,464 --> 00:28:55,615
I mean, this is what drove her
to booze and pills, you know.
617
00:28:55,650 --> 00:28:57,300
This is what killed her.
618
00:28:57,318 --> 00:29:00,136
Yeah, well, a sexy dress
is not going to kill you,
619
00:29:00,154 --> 00:29:02,188
but I might,
if you don't hurry up.
620
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,524
Come on, you know I love you
for your mind.
621
00:29:04,575 --> 00:29:06,526
I just cannot be late tonight.
622
00:29:06,577 --> 00:29:09,946
Then just go, babe.
I'll meet you there.
623
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:13,917
Really, just go.
Okay. I'll see you.
624
00:29:19,373 --> 00:29:21,358
Hey. I'm Ivy.
625
00:29:37,608 --> 00:29:40,560
♪ this is a man's world ♪
626
00:29:42,346 --> 00:29:47,150
♪ this is a man's world ♪
627
00:29:48,619 --> 00:29:52,188
♪ but it wouldn't be nothing ♪
628
00:29:52,206 --> 00:29:56,076
♪ nothing without a woman ♪
629
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:58,044
♪ or a girl ♪
630
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,334
♪ you see ♪
631
00:30:04,368 --> 00:30:09,205
♪ man made the car ♪
632
00:30:09,223 --> 00:30:12,926
♪ to take us over the road ♪
633
00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:16,879
♪ man made the train ♪
634
00:30:16,897 --> 00:30:19,933
♪ to carry,
carry the heavy load ♪
635
00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:23,069
♪ you see, this is a,
a man's ♪
636
00:30:23,104 --> 00:30:27,907
♪ man's, man's,
man's world ♪
637
00:30:27,942 --> 00:30:32,112
♪ but it don't mean nothing ♪
638
00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:37,734
♪ without a woman
or a girl ♪
639
00:30:39,286 --> 00:30:42,038
♪ he's lost
in the wilderness ♪
640
00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:47,577
♪ he's lost
in the bitterness ♪
641
00:30:50,131 --> 00:30:52,549
♪ this is ♪
642
00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:56,636
♪ a man's world ♪
643
00:31:01,692 --> 00:31:05,111
♪ and it's nothing ♪
644
00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:08,148
♪ without a ♪
645
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:11,401
♪ woman ♪
646
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:21,461
Yeah, I know what I bring
to the party.
647
00:31:25,132 --> 00:31:26,583
We have to talk.
648
00:31:26,617 --> 00:31:28,585
You cannot be here.
Go home.
649
00:31:28,619 --> 00:31:30,453
No, I-I will.
I promise. I will.
650
00:31:30,488 --> 00:31:32,756
- Just give me two minutes.
- Hey, is that Swifty?
651
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,925
Leo! Hey.
My man!
652
00:31:35,959 --> 00:31:38,178
You have tripled in size!
653
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,463
Listen to me.
I've turned into that guy.
654
00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:42,015
What happened
to the goatee?
655
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,467
It's gone.
But I did get this.
656
00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,803
- Am I still cool?
- For an old guy.
657
00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:48,688
Michael is just
dropping something off.
658
00:31:48,739 --> 00:31:50,156
You want to stay
for dinner?
659
00:31:50,191 --> 00:31:51,825
No, no, no.
There's not enough food.
660
00:31:51,859 --> 00:31:53,860
Well, actually, I'd love to.
I-I skipped lunch.
661
00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:55,195
Well, don't get
too excited.
662
00:31:55,229 --> 00:31:56,496
You know my mom's
idea of cooking
663
00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:58,364
is nuking stuff
from trader Joe's.
664
00:31:58,416 --> 00:31:59,866
That's not true!
665
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,335
I made the salad.
666
00:32:10,494 --> 00:32:12,979
Hey!
667
00:32:13,013 --> 00:32:15,832
I know you're in there.
The doorman told me you were.
668
00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,551
He didn't even try to stop me.
669
00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:21,304
He was so nice,
670
00:32:21,338 --> 00:32:24,641
and he treated me
with respect.
671
00:32:24,675 --> 00:32:27,644
Do you even know
what that is...
672
00:32:27,678 --> 00:32:29,245
Respect?
673
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:30,730
You're drunk, Ivy.
674
00:32:30,781 --> 00:32:33,399
What are you going on about?
675
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:36,319
No. No, no, no.
I'm not the problem. You are.
676
00:32:36,353 --> 00:32:38,154
You blow so hot and cold,
677
00:32:38,188 --> 00:32:40,022
I don't even know what day
it is anymore.
678
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,658
You are so hideous to me
in rehearsal...
679
00:32:41,692 --> 00:32:43,042
I'm hardly hideous.
680
00:32:43,077 --> 00:32:44,577
You humiliate me...
681
00:32:44,628 --> 00:32:46,830
When you're not
ignoring me!
682
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,865
Half the time,
I feel like I don't even exist
683
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:51,935
for you in there!
684
00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:53,970
No one does.
685
00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:02,228
I am not kidding.
686
00:33:02,263 --> 00:33:04,597
And this isn't some big,
romantic statement
687
00:33:04,648 --> 00:33:06,933
about who I am as an artist...
It is just a fact.
688
00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:08,868
Don't give me...
689
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:11,704
Don't give you what...
The truth?
690
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:14,691
Isn't that
what you came here for?
691
00:33:14,725 --> 00:33:17,627
Look, I am building something
in that rehearsal room,
692
00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:20,880
and with all due respect,
it would be a lot easier
693
00:33:20,915 --> 00:33:23,550
if everyone pretended
just for five minutes
694
00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,285
not to have
all those annoying feelings,
695
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,120
because frankly,
they get in my way.
696
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,705
Theater
is about feelings!
697
00:33:28,739 --> 00:33:31,541
You can have feelings.
698
00:33:31,575 --> 00:33:35,295
They just need to be
about Marilyn.
699
00:33:35,346 --> 00:33:38,264
I'm not kidding.
700
00:33:38,299 --> 00:33:40,750
I know you're not.
701
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:51,444
Are you staying?
702
00:33:54,148 --> 00:33:56,699
Are you asking me to stay?
703
00:33:58,769 --> 00:34:01,154
Come on...
704
00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:09,329
Don't be mad at me.
705
00:34:18,622 --> 00:34:20,006
Come on.
706
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,307
Can I tell you again
707
00:34:21,342 --> 00:34:22,976
how incredible you look
in that dress?
708
00:34:23,010 --> 00:34:25,294
Thanks, babe.
This our table?
709
00:34:25,312 --> 00:34:26,963
Sort of.
710
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:29,098
R.J.'s assistant made sure
I sit by Jill Abramson.
711
00:34:29,132 --> 00:34:31,351
Which wasn't easy and could
seriously help this guy
712
00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:33,152
land the press secretary job.
713
00:34:33,187 --> 00:34:35,588
She's the executive editor
of the New York Times.
714
00:34:35,623 --> 00:34:37,106
And?
715
00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:38,491
Well, she's got
the mayor's ear.
716
00:34:38,525 --> 00:34:40,476
And?
717
00:34:40,494 --> 00:34:46,282
There are no extra seats
at this table. Sorry.
718
00:34:46,316 --> 00:34:49,485
Where do I go... the kitchen,
the West Side highway?
719
00:34:49,503 --> 00:34:51,004
No, it's...
It's just there.
720
00:34:51,038 --> 00:34:53,973
Table six, by the,
uh, helicopter.
721
00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:55,708
Perfect.
722
00:34:55,759 --> 00:34:58,845
Come on, there must be
some little chiquita
723
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,162
who's after you.
724
00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:01,798
Girls in my school
are lame.
725
00:35:01,832 --> 00:35:03,716
Okay, show's over.
We're done.
726
00:35:03,767 --> 00:35:06,302
And what's this brush
with the law I heard about?
727
00:35:06,336 --> 00:35:07,503
You, uh...
You hitting the old...
728
00:35:09,189 --> 00:35:11,841
- You told him about that?
- I said, "we're done."
729
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:15,144
You know, your mother and I
used to smoke a little doob
730
00:35:15,178 --> 00:35:16,412
after a tough rehearsal.
731
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,064
- What?
- Michael!
732
00:35:18,115 --> 00:35:20,016
She said she tried it
once at camp.
733
00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:21,467
You are such a liar.
734
00:35:21,502 --> 00:35:23,736
Okay, Leo,
up to your room, now.
735
00:35:23,787 --> 00:35:25,822
Michael, I am calling you
a car again.
736
00:35:25,856 --> 00:35:27,707
I don't know what happened
to the last one.
737
00:35:27,741 --> 00:35:29,242
Stop laughing.
738
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:33,212
Yes, hi.
It's 428 Carroll, again.
739
00:35:33,247 --> 00:35:35,248
I'm sorry.
I just assumed he knew.
740
00:35:35,282 --> 00:35:38,584
What else does my mom do
after a tough rehearsal?
741
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:40,586
In bed, now!
742
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,045
Well, it's... it's not
on Broadway yet.
743
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:51,714
It's a workshop based
on Marilyn Monroe's life.
744
00:35:51,732 --> 00:35:54,851
Are you Marilyn?
745
00:35:54,885 --> 00:35:57,570
Yes, yes.
Yeah, I am.
746
00:35:57,604 --> 00:35:59,072
That's wonderful.
747
00:35:59,106 --> 00:36:00,857
So do they have you
in a little blonde wig
748
00:36:00,891 --> 00:36:03,392
- and a skirt that blows up?
- Okay.
749
00:36:03,410 --> 00:36:06,412
Sorry, but, hey,
you wear a dress like that,
750
00:36:06,447 --> 00:36:08,898
you got to like it
that we look.
751
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,035
That's right.
That's why I wore this...
752
00:36:12,069 --> 00:36:14,871
So that men everywhere
could enjoy looking at me
753
00:36:14,905 --> 00:36:16,789
and think
about having sex with me.
754
00:36:16,824 --> 00:36:18,241
- Was that too direct?
755
00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:20,743
That's pretty direct.
756
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:23,246
So is the dress, and we
already know you like that.
757
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,716
- I'm seeing the Marilyn.
- You want to see some more?
758
00:36:26,750 --> 00:36:30,303
Maybe I should sing you
Happy Birthday, Mr. President.
759
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:32,088
Would you like that?
760
00:36:32,122 --> 00:36:36,092
How aboutHappy Birthday,
Mr. Press secretary?
761
00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:39,645
- Press secretary?
- That's right.
762
00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,315
You're looking at
the next mayoral press secretary
763
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:43,432
of New York City.
764
00:36:43,450 --> 00:36:45,968
Really?
765
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,955
So, uh, do you work
for the city?
766
00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:52,658
Well, not this one
right now... D. C.
767
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,577
How did we get back
to politics?
768
00:36:54,611 --> 00:36:56,462
What do you say...
769
00:36:56,497 --> 00:36:59,749
You sing for me
back at my hotel,
770
00:36:59,783 --> 00:37:02,168
and I buy you room service?
771
00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:06,356
What a fantastic offer...
772
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:08,624
Mr. Denby.
773
00:37:08,642 --> 00:37:11,127
I'll be in touch.
774
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:13,813
Excuse me.
775
00:37:21,984 --> 00:37:23,384
Who are you?
Sherlock Holmes?
776
00:37:23,446 --> 00:37:24,796
How did you get
all that out of him?
777
00:37:24,831 --> 00:37:26,331
I didn't even have
to try.
778
00:37:26,382 --> 00:37:29,067
- This dress did all the work.
- Well, thank you.
779
00:37:29,102 --> 00:37:32,454
You know,
I'm sorry for everything.
780
00:37:33,890 --> 00:37:36,458
Well, this car
is helping me forgive you.
781
00:37:36,476 --> 00:37:37,792
It sure beats the "C" train.
782
00:37:37,810 --> 00:37:39,811
You can thank R.J.
for this.
783
00:37:39,846 --> 00:37:41,980
- Do we have to?
- Karen.
784
00:37:42,014 --> 00:37:44,816
I am kidding.
I know there's nothing going on.
785
00:37:44,851 --> 00:37:46,685
She just...
She bugs me.
786
00:37:46,736 --> 00:37:48,153
There's so nothing
going on.
787
00:37:48,187 --> 00:37:51,106
- I know.
- What are you doing?
788
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:53,358
I'm proving that
there's nothing wrong with me
789
00:37:53,409 --> 00:37:54,609
below the neck.
790
00:37:54,643 --> 00:37:55,944
Well, I never
thought there was.
791
00:37:59,982 --> 00:38:01,783
Sorry.
792
00:38:01,817 --> 00:38:04,002
Is there a screen thingamajig
you could put up or something?
793
00:38:04,036 --> 00:38:05,587
- No, sir.
- Okay.
794
00:38:12,395 --> 00:38:16,465
- Yeah, wow.
795
00:38:16,499 --> 00:38:19,901
Wait.
What is your "wow" about?
796
00:38:21,904 --> 00:38:25,640
I guess just that we finally got
together and did it.
797
00:38:25,675 --> 00:38:29,060
Yeah.
That's true.
798
00:38:30,897 --> 00:38:35,700
Wait. Why?
What was your "wow" about?
799
00:38:35,735 --> 00:38:41,873
I mean, the sex was great too.
Don't get me wrong.
800
00:38:41,908 --> 00:38:44,576
Tom, I think
it's safe to say
801
00:38:44,627 --> 00:38:47,695
that what we just had was in
no way anywhere near "wow" sex.
802
00:38:47,713 --> 00:38:50,916
My God. Thank God.
I'm so relieved.
803
00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:53,335
Did you really think that
I thought it was great sex?
804
00:38:53,369 --> 00:38:55,086
It was terrible sex.
805
00:38:55,138 --> 00:38:58,723
It was maybe even
"wow, that was terrible" sex.
806
00:38:58,758 --> 00:39:01,393
Well, I mean,
it wasn't that bad.
807
00:39:01,427 --> 00:39:02,544
I've had worse.
808
00:39:02,562 --> 00:39:04,212
I'm not sure I have.
809
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:49,074
Okay,
this has got to be us.
810
00:39:49,108 --> 00:39:52,327
It's got to be us.
It's got to... it's got to be us.
811
00:39:52,361 --> 00:39:54,980
Why are you trying so hard
to get rid of me, Jules?
812
00:39:55,031 --> 00:39:57,599
You know
you can't get rid of me.
813
00:40:00,152 --> 00:40:03,071
Michael, look at me.
814
00:40:03,105 --> 00:40:05,824
Gladly.
815
00:40:05,858 --> 00:40:06,992
What?
816
00:40:07,043 --> 00:40:09,411
We both
have families now.
817
00:40:09,445 --> 00:40:11,396
I love mine
more than anything,
818
00:40:11,430 --> 00:40:14,282
and I know
you love yours.
819
00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:17,502
We're not gonna mess that up,
do you hear me?
820
00:40:17,553 --> 00:40:20,505
- I want to be with you.
- God.
821
00:40:31,851 --> 00:40:37,839
♪ I've been so many places
in my life and time ♪
822
00:40:37,873 --> 00:40:40,191
No, no, no, no.
823
00:40:41,977 --> 00:40:46,698
♪ I've sung a lot of songs ♪
824
00:40:46,749 --> 00:40:50,869
♪ and I've made
some bad rhymes ♪
825
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,205
No.
826
00:40:54,257 --> 00:40:57,175
♪ But we're alone now ♪
827
00:40:57,209 --> 00:41:04,332
♪ and I'm singing
this song for you ♪
828
00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:08,019
♪ I want you in a place ♪
829
00:41:08,054 --> 00:41:13,975
♪ where there's
no space or time ♪
830
00:41:14,009 --> 00:41:17,395
♪ I need you in my life ♪
831
00:41:19,682 --> 00:41:23,985
♪ you're a friend of mine ♪
832
00:41:24,019 --> 00:41:28,356
♪ and when my life is over ♪
833
00:41:29,709 --> 00:41:34,045
♪ remember
when we were together ♪
834
00:41:35,581 --> 00:41:38,049
♪ we were alone ♪
835
00:41:38,084 --> 00:41:46,708
♪ and I was singing
this song for you ♪
836
00:41:48,477 --> 00:41:49,894
Go home.
837
00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:56,234
Okay.
838
00:41:58,914 --> 00:42:04,414
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