1 00:00:00,623 --> 00:00:02,343 Previously on "Smash". 2 00:00:02,371 --> 00:00:04,539 Welcome to Marilyn. 3 00:00:04,790 --> 00:00:07,825 How come nobody told me she was going to be here? 4 00:00:07,859 --> 00:00:09,360 Derek didn't tell you? 5 00:00:09,394 --> 00:00:12,196 Why don't we ever go to your place? 6 00:00:12,214 --> 00:00:13,664 ♪ Shimmy, shimmy, oh, gimme, gimme ♪ 7 00:00:13,698 --> 00:00:14,999 She's just... She's right next to me, 8 00:00:15,033 --> 00:00:16,317 and she's just a little bit loud. 9 00:00:16,351 --> 00:00:17,752 She's trying to get me fired. 10 00:00:17,803 --> 00:00:20,370 All I need is $200,000. That's it. 11 00:00:20,389 --> 00:00:23,391 - I have a date. - Yay, mom. 12 00:00:25,043 --> 00:00:27,044 I had an affair with Michael Swift, 13 00:00:27,062 --> 00:00:29,013 and no one else can know. 14 00:00:29,047 --> 00:00:32,433 ♪ ♪ 15 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,368 Scott, a few things... 16 00:00:34,403 --> 00:00:37,571 I need you to move Amelia to Friday, 17 00:00:37,606 --> 00:00:39,573 apologize for the late notice. 18 00:00:39,608 --> 00:00:43,694 Uh, we need to RSVP for the moma event. 19 00:00:43,728 --> 00:00:47,565 And, uh, I still haven't seen those pages from Julia. 20 00:00:47,599 --> 00:00:51,535 Okay, um, this is awkward. 21 00:00:51,569 --> 00:00:53,120 What's awkward? 22 00:00:53,171 --> 00:00:56,590 Oh, man, well, Jerry... 23 00:00:56,625 --> 00:00:58,375 I work for Jerry now. 24 00:00:58,409 --> 00:01:00,644 He made me a very generous offer, 25 00:01:00,679 --> 00:01:04,215 and I've accepted. 26 00:01:04,249 --> 00:01:05,466 Eileen? 27 00:01:05,517 --> 00:01:07,468 Yes, Scott. 28 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:09,970 I just wanted to thank you for all the opportunities that you... 29 00:01:15,527 --> 00:01:17,561 Karen, can I borrow you for a minute? 30 00:01:17,595 --> 00:01:21,482 Uh, yeah, sure. What do you need? 31 00:01:21,533 --> 00:01:23,400 I could use a hand. 32 00:01:23,434 --> 00:01:25,269 The bridge sequence from Let's be bad isn't working. 33 00:01:25,287 --> 00:01:27,371 - Okay, should I...? - Just follow me. 34 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:33,577 Oh, come on, just relax. What are you afraid of? 35 00:01:33,611 --> 00:01:34,962 I'm not afraid of anything. 36 00:01:34,996 --> 00:01:36,747 Well, we both know that's not true. 37 00:01:36,781 --> 00:01:38,115 Meaning what? 38 00:01:38,133 --> 00:01:40,117 You're afraid of you. 39 00:01:40,135 --> 00:01:43,053 You're terrified of anything below the neck. 40 00:01:48,126 --> 00:01:50,845 You have some problem with follow-through. 41 00:01:50,896 --> 00:01:52,346 And again. 44 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:59,320 We have a workshop in 13 days, 45 00:01:59,354 --> 00:02:01,105 and we still don't have a final script. 46 00:02:01,139 --> 00:02:03,023 There are three new scenes that are coming along great. 47 00:02:03,074 --> 00:02:04,775 She just doesn't want to show anyone. 48 00:02:04,809 --> 00:02:05,993 You've read them. 49 00:02:06,027 --> 00:02:07,862 Oh, Julia and I share the same brain. 50 00:02:07,913 --> 00:02:10,998 Talking to me is like talking to myself, so I don't count. 51 00:02:11,032 --> 00:02:13,334 - 13 days, Tom. - I'll tell her. 52 00:02:13,368 --> 00:02:14,484 - Hey. - Hello? 53 00:02:14,503 --> 00:02:16,153 Sorry. Are you making a call? 54 00:02:16,171 --> 00:02:17,788 No, it's just, uh, Frank. I keep losing him. 55 00:02:17,822 --> 00:02:19,507 Um, what's up? 56 00:02:19,541 --> 00:02:21,792 I just read the hotel scene, with Marilyn and DiMaggio 57 00:02:21,826 --> 00:02:24,128 after the Seven year itch shoot. 58 00:02:24,162 --> 00:02:25,846 Uh-oh. 59 00:02:25,881 --> 00:02:28,382 I had a couple of questions. 60 00:02:28,433 --> 00:02:33,304 Can we find a time to talk, maybe after rehearsal? 61 00:02:33,338 --> 00:02:34,905 Oh. 62 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,357 Hello? 63 00:02:36,391 --> 00:02:38,726 Oh, this connection is so bad. 64 00:02:38,777 --> 00:02:41,511 Frank, I'll call you back! 65 00:02:41,530 --> 00:02:43,480 So do you want to work tonight? 66 00:02:43,514 --> 00:02:45,900 I'm supposed to see John, but I could easily cancel. 67 00:02:45,951 --> 00:02:48,402 Oh, my God, you are not bailing on this guy. 68 00:02:48,453 --> 00:02:49,570 This is so you. 69 00:02:49,621 --> 00:02:51,021 Ten minutes ago, you liked him. 70 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:53,040 Now what? What... what's his flaw? 71 00:02:53,074 --> 00:02:55,359 He's a lawyer. I'm not gonna wind up with a lawyer. 72 00:02:55,377 --> 00:02:56,577 - Go on a date. - And he says "wow" a lot. 73 00:02:56,628 --> 00:02:57,861 Oh, please. 74 00:02:57,879 --> 00:03:01,048 Hon? Hon? Wait. On which flight? 75 00:03:01,082 --> 00:03:03,334 Oh, you're breaking up. I can't hear you. 76 00:03:03,368 --> 00:03:05,369 Am I late? 77 00:03:05,387 --> 00:03:07,254 No. Karen was early. 78 00:03:07,305 --> 00:03:09,340 Okay, everyone, our Marilyn's here. 79 00:03:09,374 --> 00:03:11,592 Let's do Let's be bad. We'll take it from the top. 80 00:03:11,643 --> 00:03:14,562 - Josh, please. - Everybody up. 81 00:03:17,215 --> 00:03:19,516 5, 6, 7, and... 82 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:21,735 1, 2, 3, 4... 83 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:24,554 I don't know why I went to law school. 84 00:03:24,573 --> 00:03:28,442 My dad's a lawyer, and my brother's a lawyer, 85 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:30,744 two of my uncles. 86 00:03:30,779 --> 00:03:32,413 I guess it's in the genes. 87 00:03:34,165 --> 00:03:37,785 Last time, I promise. Sorry. 88 00:03:37,836 --> 00:03:41,205 I have a very anxious producer on my hands. 89 00:03:41,239 --> 00:03:43,691 Is that the one I met? Very hermes? 90 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:45,960 Right now she is stalking me about the script, 91 00:03:46,011 --> 00:03:49,213 when it's really Julia... 92 00:03:49,247 --> 00:03:51,649 Sorry. 93 00:03:51,683 --> 00:03:55,252 You were in the middle of... 94 00:03:57,255 --> 00:04:01,925 What were you in the middle of? 95 00:04:01,943 --> 00:04:04,979 I just don't want DiMaggio to come off as a complete tool 96 00:04:05,030 --> 00:04:06,430 where we're not rooting for him 97 00:04:06,448 --> 00:04:07,982 to come back into Marilyn's life. 98 00:04:08,033 --> 00:04:09,450 Well, that's a murky issue, isn't it? 99 00:04:09,484 --> 00:04:11,235 What's murky? 100 00:04:11,269 --> 00:04:13,153 I mean, the guy might not have been husband of the year, 101 00:04:13,204 --> 00:04:14,989 but he was the love of her life. 102 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,274 That's just not necessarily the show I'm writing. 103 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:19,310 The guy sprung her from the loony bin 104 00:04:19,344 --> 00:04:20,494 and planned her funeral. 105 00:04:20,545 --> 00:04:21,629 If he's not the guy, who is? 106 00:04:21,663 --> 00:04:23,330 It's not just a love story. 107 00:04:23,381 --> 00:04:25,733 I'm trying to explore some bigger themes. 108 00:04:25,767 --> 00:04:29,153 What's bigger than love? 109 00:04:32,791 --> 00:04:35,792 So was that it? Were those all your notes? 110 00:04:37,846 --> 00:04:39,697 I like to think of them more as thoughts. 111 00:04:39,731 --> 00:04:42,349 Am I not allowed to share my thoughts with you anymore? 112 00:04:42,384 --> 00:04:43,684 Mm-mm. No, don't worry. 113 00:04:43,735 --> 00:04:45,653 I will take care of Mr. DiMaggio. 114 00:04:45,687 --> 00:04:47,104 He will not be a villain. 115 00:04:47,138 --> 00:04:50,024 That Frank? 116 00:04:50,075 --> 00:04:51,942 Oh. No, it's a weird number. 117 00:04:51,976 --> 00:04:53,160 I don't know who it is. 118 00:04:53,194 --> 00:04:54,695 What's he off doing, anyway? 119 00:04:54,746 --> 00:04:58,782 Um, a teaching retreat, to get recertified. 120 00:04:58,816 --> 00:05:00,334 He took so many years off. 121 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:03,704 They do a kind of brush-up program in Berkeley. 122 00:05:05,156 --> 00:05:09,176 I kind of hate you for ordering this. 123 00:05:17,836 --> 00:05:20,537 Nothing's really speaking to me here, 124 00:05:20,572 --> 00:05:23,474 but we can go back to my place for a nightcap. 125 00:05:23,508 --> 00:05:27,828 You know, I'm pretty tired. 126 00:05:27,862 --> 00:05:30,998 Okay. 127 00:05:31,032 --> 00:05:33,867 So are we not ever having sex? Are we just friends? 128 00:05:33,902 --> 00:05:36,704 Uh... 129 00:05:39,574 --> 00:05:41,658 I am not avoiding your question, 130 00:05:41,692 --> 00:05:43,911 but it's a weird number. 131 00:05:43,962 --> 00:05:46,196 I better... hello? 132 00:05:46,214 --> 00:05:49,717 - Are you with my mom? - No, what's up? 133 00:05:49,751 --> 00:05:52,035 I-I'm sorry to bug you, but I can't find her, 134 00:05:52,053 --> 00:05:55,806 and my dad's out of town, and I kind of got arrested. 135 00:05:57,592 --> 00:06:01,412 Sit tight. I'm on my way. 136 00:06:01,446 --> 00:06:03,597 What kind of lawyer are you again? 137 00:06:06,651 --> 00:06:11,651 1x05 - Let's Be Bad - 138 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:15,673 Explain to me again: 139 00:06:15,707 --> 00:06:16,713 Why he was arrested 140 00:06:16,714 --> 00:06:19,625 if it was the other kid who was smoking pot with a... 141 00:06:19,643 --> 00:06:22,045 - What do you call it? - Vaporizer. 142 00:06:22,079 --> 00:06:23,579 I don't even know what that is. 143 00:06:23,597 --> 00:06:26,766 It's a battery-operated bong. May I? 144 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,919 Thanks. John Goodwin. I'm an attorney. 145 00:06:29,937 --> 00:06:31,771 Um, help me out here. 146 00:06:31,805 --> 00:06:33,389 Was this boy in possession of the marijuana 147 00:06:33,424 --> 00:06:34,657 - when you approached? - No. 148 00:06:34,692 --> 00:06:36,059 Was he in possession of the vaporizer 149 00:06:36,093 --> 00:06:37,727 - when you approached? - No. 150 00:06:37,761 --> 00:06:39,729 Why is he cuffed if he hasn't even been arrested? 151 00:06:39,763 --> 00:06:41,214 - Because... - What are the charges? 152 00:06:41,248 --> 00:06:42,949 I'm waiting to hear the charges. 153 00:06:42,983 --> 00:06:44,901 - Loitering for drugs. - Oh, come on. 154 00:06:44,935 --> 00:06:47,120 We both know you can never make that stick. 155 00:06:47,154 --> 00:06:48,805 It's going to stick with this one. 156 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:50,456 He was giving me an attitude. 157 00:06:50,491 --> 00:06:52,742 All I said was, I have the right to remain silent. 158 00:06:52,776 --> 00:06:54,510 Isn't that my constitutional right? 159 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:56,095 Leo, this is not CSI. 160 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,613 You're gonna let me do the talking, 161 00:06:57,648 --> 00:06:59,248 or you're gonna spend the night in jail. 162 00:06:59,282 --> 00:07:01,651 So other than enjoying the park on a beautiful day, 163 00:07:01,685 --> 00:07:04,487 adjacent to what so far has the flimsiest chance 164 00:07:04,521 --> 00:07:05,838 of being proven as illegal activity, 165 00:07:05,889 --> 00:07:07,991 has this minor, who has no priors, 166 00:07:08,025 --> 00:07:10,626 done anything in defiance of the law? 167 00:07:12,646 --> 00:07:14,664 So there's some chatter going on 168 00:07:14,698 --> 00:07:16,099 I thought you should know about. 169 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:17,600 I'm listening. 170 00:07:17,634 --> 00:07:19,285 You're not a lock for that promotion. 171 00:07:19,319 --> 00:07:20,770 They're looking at someone else for press secretary. 172 00:07:20,804 --> 00:07:22,438 - Who? - I don't know yet... 173 00:07:22,472 --> 00:07:24,691 Someone from Washington. 174 00:07:24,742 --> 00:07:26,809 - Sorry to interrupt. - Oh, hey. 175 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,327 Karen, this is R.J. 176 00:07:28,362 --> 00:07:30,630 Oh, hey. It's nice to meet you, finally. 177 00:07:30,664 --> 00:07:33,116 - I've heard only great things. - You're... 178 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:35,151 R.J. Quigley, the New York Times reporter 179 00:07:35,169 --> 00:07:36,652 I'm always complaining about. 180 00:07:36,670 --> 00:07:38,871 Of course. That's so funny. 181 00:07:38,922 --> 00:07:42,625 I always thought "R. J." stood for Ralph Johnson or something. 182 00:07:44,094 --> 00:07:46,379 Rakhshan Afshin-Jam, an iranian mouthful. 183 00:07:46,430 --> 00:07:49,982 - Sort of like Devamadana. - Right, exactly. 184 00:07:50,017 --> 00:07:51,851 Don't get me started on the middle name. 185 00:07:51,885 --> 00:07:54,670 Well, this was fun, but some of us have deadlines. 186 00:07:54,688 --> 00:07:57,140 See you later. 187 00:07:57,174 --> 00:08:00,193 I always pictured a fat white guy with bad teeth. 188 00:08:00,227 --> 00:08:01,694 Yeah. Not accurate. 189 00:08:01,729 --> 00:08:04,346 I see that. So noodletown again? 190 00:08:04,364 --> 00:08:06,482 Don't be mad, but, um... 191 00:08:06,517 --> 00:08:07,867 I don't think I can do dinner tonight. 192 00:08:07,901 --> 00:08:09,852 I, uh... I need to deal with this. 193 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,571 You actually haven't told me what you're dealing with. 194 00:08:11,605 --> 00:08:13,589 Well, I don't know yet. 195 00:08:13,624 --> 00:08:15,992 That's why it's good to have crafty reporters on your side. 196 00:08:16,026 --> 00:08:18,044 I'll see you at home, yeah? 197 00:08:18,078 --> 00:08:19,378 Bye. 198 00:08:21,582 --> 00:08:24,834 She does seem crafty. 199 00:08:24,868 --> 00:08:28,921 She's gonna kill me, and then when she's done, 200 00:08:28,972 --> 00:08:30,556 she's gonna kill me again. 201 00:08:30,591 --> 00:08:32,041 I am so dead. 202 00:08:32,059 --> 00:08:35,762 ♪ She's gonna kill me twice ♪ 203 00:08:35,813 --> 00:08:37,029 ♪ I'm so dead ♪ 204 00:08:38,132 --> 00:08:39,782 ♪ So dead ♪ 205 00:08:39,817 --> 00:08:42,235 ♪ I wish I'd gone to the movies instead ♪ 206 00:08:42,269 --> 00:08:45,605 It wasn't my idea, and I wasn't even smoking. 207 00:08:45,656 --> 00:08:48,441 ♪ I wasn't even smoking, I was really only joking ♪ 208 00:08:48,492 --> 00:08:49,909 ♪ my intentions I'll be cloaking ♪ 209 00:08:49,943 --> 00:08:52,111 ♪ something something toking ♪ stop. 210 00:08:52,162 --> 00:08:53,780 - Leo? - We're in here. 211 00:08:53,831 --> 00:08:55,865 I just heard my messages! 212 00:08:55,899 --> 00:08:58,951 What on earth? It's not that big a deal. 213 00:08:59,002 --> 00:09:03,022 You were arrested for smoking pot in Central Park, 214 00:09:03,056 --> 00:09:04,724 and that's not a big deal? 215 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:07,643 I would love to hear how that is not a big deal! 216 00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:09,078 He wasn't arrested. 217 00:09:09,096 --> 00:09:11,047 John got him off with a bench warrant. 218 00:09:11,081 --> 00:09:12,581 He was amazing. You should have seen him. 219 00:09:12,599 --> 00:09:14,267 - What were you thinking? - Don't know. 220 00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:16,435 Mason said he wanted to, and the next thing I know, 221 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,805 the cops were there, and then I couldn't find you. 222 00:09:18,856 --> 00:09:21,224 I was in a work session and... 223 00:09:21,258 --> 00:09:24,644 No, you don't get to be pissed. I get to be pissed. 224 00:09:24,695 --> 00:09:26,312 I can't believe you did is! 225 00:09:26,363 --> 00:09:28,781 You are so epically grounded! 226 00:09:28,816 --> 00:09:32,418 Please don't lose it. I know I was stupid. 227 00:09:32,452 --> 00:09:35,488 I know. 228 00:09:35,539 --> 00:09:38,241 Can I just go to bed now? 229 00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:40,793 Yes. 230 00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:49,135 We're not done. 231 00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:01,480 So where were you? 232 00:10:01,515 --> 00:10:03,465 Talking with Michael about the script. 233 00:10:03,483 --> 00:10:05,467 Oh, for crying out loud. 234 00:10:05,485 --> 00:10:07,270 He had some smart ideas, and I resent your tone. 235 00:10:07,304 --> 00:10:09,155 My tone? Your tone is the one screaming "guilty." 236 00:10:09,189 --> 00:10:10,156 - It is not. - Guilty. 237 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:11,157 - No. - Guilty. 238 00:10:11,191 --> 00:10:12,608 - No. - So guilty... 239 00:10:12,642 --> 00:10:15,778 No, I was eat... I was... 240 00:10:15,812 --> 00:10:18,664 I was eating ice cream and apple pie, 241 00:10:18,699 --> 00:10:20,116 and we were talking. 242 00:10:20,150 --> 00:10:21,317 - Guilty. - No. 243 00:10:21,335 --> 00:10:23,202 Look at me. 244 00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:24,987 Your kid was just arrested, 245 00:10:25,005 --> 00:10:26,655 and you missed it because you were too busy 246 00:10:26,673 --> 00:10:28,641 flirting with your ex-boyfriend. 247 00:10:28,675 --> 00:10:31,043 You're playing with fire, 248 00:10:31,094 --> 00:10:34,363 and this was your wake-up call. 249 00:10:34,398 --> 00:10:37,884 Okay? 250 00:10:37,935 --> 00:10:39,635 That's it! That's my password! 251 00:10:39,669 --> 00:10:41,503 Why are you torturing me? 252 00:10:41,521 --> 00:10:43,189 Come in. It's open. 253 00:10:43,223 --> 00:10:45,024 Special delivery. 254 00:10:45,058 --> 00:10:48,227 Here is that book that Tom wanted you to look at. 255 00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:51,414 Ooh, look, the Marilyn memoir... 256 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:54,166 And I can open it without a password. 257 00:10:54,201 --> 00:10:55,952 How quaint. 258 00:10:59,856 --> 00:11:03,993 I'm pretty good with a computer, if you need some help. 259 00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:07,246 - Please. - Sure. 260 00:11:07,297 --> 00:11:08,664 It's actually perfect timing. 261 00:11:08,698 --> 00:11:10,333 Tom's in a holding pattern 262 00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:13,419 while Julia catches up with her pages. 263 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:18,674 How are those pages coming, Ellis? 264 00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:23,429 We're only 12 days out, you know. 265 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,097 Seriously, John, without you, 266 00:11:25,148 --> 00:11:28,717 I'd still be trying to tap-dance Leo out of jail. 267 00:11:28,735 --> 00:11:32,922 Anyhoo, um, I'd love to finish our date, 268 00:11:32,956 --> 00:11:35,274 so give me a call. 269 00:11:38,895 --> 00:11:41,747 Heartbreaker last night, huh? 270 00:11:41,782 --> 00:11:43,582 The game, knicks/lakers... 271 00:11:43,617 --> 00:11:46,452 Last five seconds, kobe Bryant, three-pointer? 272 00:11:46,503 --> 00:11:47,586 This... nothing? You don't...? 273 00:11:47,621 --> 00:11:49,388 I don't. 274 00:11:49,423 --> 00:11:51,791 That's not my... I'm sorry. We haven't met yet. 275 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:53,242 I'm Tom. I'm Sam. 276 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:56,045 Sam, sports are anathema to me. 277 00:11:56,079 --> 00:11:58,214 Even the Knicks, huh? 278 00:11:58,248 --> 00:12:02,285 Weird, huh? 279 00:12:02,319 --> 00:12:04,470 Nice to meet you. 280 00:12:07,808 --> 00:12:10,776 Okay, guys, it's time. 281 00:12:10,811 --> 00:12:13,612 Hurry up, please. 282 00:12:13,647 --> 00:12:16,649 Let's take it from the end of the first verse, please. 283 00:12:19,269 --> 00:12:22,121 ♪ If you say something is taboo ♪ 284 00:12:22,155 --> 00:12:24,740 ♪ well, that's the thing I want to do ♪ 285 00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:26,575 ♪ do it till we're black and blue ♪ 286 00:12:26,609 --> 00:12:28,744 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 287 00:12:28,778 --> 00:12:31,130 ♪ guns and gangsters suit me fine ♪ 288 00:12:31,164 --> 00:12:33,115 ♪ Al Capone is a buddy of mine ♪ 289 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:35,117 ♪ he's my big-shot Valentine ♪ 290 00:12:35,152 --> 00:12:38,087 ♪ let's... ♪ Ivy, Ivy, stop. 291 00:12:38,121 --> 00:12:41,023 - The vibrato. - I'm sorry? 292 00:12:41,058 --> 00:12:43,125 You're not getting the vibrato on the note 293 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,643 the way Marilyn did. 294 00:12:44,678 --> 00:12:46,412 Oh, I thought that's what I just did. 295 00:12:46,446 --> 00:12:50,016 - No, you didn't. - Well, it's hard on a belt. 296 00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,852 For crying out loud, where's Karen? Karen! 297 00:12:52,903 --> 00:12:54,186 I'm right here. 298 00:12:54,237 --> 00:12:56,939 Show her how to do this. 299 00:12:56,973 --> 00:12:58,441 Do what? 300 00:12:58,475 --> 00:13:00,876 The vibrato on the note. 301 00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:02,862 - The vibrato? - Happy Birthday. 302 00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:04,480 Just sing Happy Birthday. 303 00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:05,981 You want me to sing hap... 304 00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:07,700 Oh, my God. Is there a problem here? 305 00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:09,485 What, am I not speaking English? 306 00:13:09,503 --> 00:13:12,838 Just stand up and sing Happy Birthday as Marilyn. 307 00:13:12,873 --> 00:13:15,024 I've seen you do it. 308 00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:26,018 ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 309 00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:29,805 ♪ to you ♪ 310 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:33,342 ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 311 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,645 ♪ to you ♪ 312 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:40,866 ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 313 00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:44,403 ♪ Mr. President ♪ 314 00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:49,041 ♪ Happy Birthday ♪ 315 00:13:49,076 --> 00:13:51,710 ♪ to you ♪ 316 00:13:54,548 --> 00:13:56,198 Wow. 317 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,699 Did you hear that? 318 00:13:57,717 --> 00:14:00,886 Karen, maybe you can work with Ivy on that. 319 00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:03,372 Set something up with Larry. Let's do it again, please. 320 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:08,060 ♪ If you say something is taboo ♪ 321 00:14:08,095 --> 00:14:10,546 ♪ well, that's the thing I want to do ♪ 322 00:14:10,564 --> 00:14:12,515 ♪ do it till we're black and blue ♪ 323 00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:14,467 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 324 00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:18,300 Honestly, Frank he's fine we're all just a little rattled. 325 00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:21,174 Me especially, after my date with Michael Swift. 326 00:14:21,368 --> 00:14:22,602 You don't need to come home. 327 00:14:22,753 --> 00:14:24,337 Even though that might be wise. 328 00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:26,789 You need to stay and finish your class. 329 00:14:26,823 --> 00:14:28,991 - If anything bad happens... - Anything worse. 330 00:14:29,409 --> 00:14:33,612 Anything bad happens, I'll let you know. 331 00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:37,349 Okay, I will. 332 00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:39,418 Me too. 333 00:14:39,469 --> 00:14:40,570 Bye. 334 00:14:40,804 --> 00:14:42,488 When's the last time you had your piano tuned? 335 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,724 Oh, God, you say it every single time you play my piano. 336 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,275 'Cause it's always out of tune. 337 00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:48,077 And this "F" is still sticking. 338 00:14:48,111 --> 00:14:51,080 I'm sorry the equipment is not to your liking, 339 00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,683 but I have to be here while Leo is grounded. 340 00:14:53,717 --> 00:14:56,569 He's got to suffer a little and think about what he's done. 341 00:14:59,573 --> 00:15:01,557 Sounds like he's really reflecting! 342 00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,426 No, you're not crazy. 343 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:06,646 That's woman's bananas... Ba-Nanas. 344 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:11,150 Oh, can I call you back in a little bit? 345 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,669 I have a thing I have to do. 346 00:15:13,703 --> 00:15:15,788 Yeah, I'll tell you all about it later. 347 00:15:15,822 --> 00:15:17,824 Bye. 348 00:15:19,058 --> 00:15:22,695 - Hey. - Hey. Larry's not here? 349 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,931 - I didn't see him. - Hmm. 350 00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:28,871 You know, this is so silly. 351 00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:30,719 I mean, I don't... I don't know. 352 00:15:30,915 --> 00:15:32,232 You sound amazing on everything. 353 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:33,933 I don't know why he needs you to... 354 00:15:33,984 --> 00:15:37,871 To take singing lessons from a chorus girl? 355 00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:39,890 That's not what I was going to say. 356 00:15:39,924 --> 00:15:41,608 No? 357 00:15:41,843 --> 00:15:44,561 Look, I know this is awkward for both of us. 358 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,980 It's not awkward for me. 359 00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:48,548 Well, you're acting kind of... 360 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,099 Kind of what? 361 00:15:50,118 --> 00:15:51,985 No, tell me. How am I acting? 362 00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:53,787 Look, you don't have to be all mad at me, okay? 363 00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:55,789 I'm no threat to you. I'm not anything. 364 00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:58,325 - Oh, my God. - Okay. 365 00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:01,161 Can I give you a little advice? 366 00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:04,281 Oh, please do. 367 00:16:04,315 --> 00:16:07,617 I'm a grown-up, and I have a pretty clear sense 368 00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:09,319 of what I bring to the party. 369 00:16:09,353 --> 00:16:11,621 That's the advice? 370 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:16,459 No, the advice is, don't get ahead of yourself. 371 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:20,631 If I need a little dialect coaching once in a while, so be it. 372 00:16:20,665 --> 00:16:22,799 Marilyn got help all the time... All the time. 373 00:16:24,385 --> 00:16:27,521 But she knew what she brought to the party too, 374 00:16:27,555 --> 00:16:31,975 and what she had couldn't be taught. 375 00:16:34,545 --> 00:16:35,912 Larry! 376 00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:38,098 Oh! We've been waiting and waiting. 377 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,835 We've done a lot of shows together, Julia. 378 00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:45,288 Yes, we have. You know I'll get it done. 379 00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:47,007 Better sooner rather than later. 380 00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:49,693 I hear you... Completely. 381 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:53,429 Sorry. 382 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,815 Hello? Hi. 383 00:16:55,866 --> 00:16:57,651 - I tried. - I know. 384 00:16:57,702 --> 00:16:59,769 Thank you so much for getting back to me. 385 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:04,774 Um, yeah, we just wanted to make sure that this, um... 386 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:09,096 Very small legal situation 387 00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,797 that Leo found himself in... 388 00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:15,385 Um, that it's not gonna affect the adoption and... 389 00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:18,354 No, he wasn't arrested, technically. 390 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,373 It... 391 00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:27,530 I get it. 392 00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:29,551 No. 393 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:34,187 I got it. 394 00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:36,923 Thank you. 395 00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:39,926 Hey. 396 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,928 What can I do for you? 397 00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:43,613 Uh, nothing. 398 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,782 Are you... Is everything okay? 399 00:17:45,783 --> 00:17:48,402 - No. - No? 400 00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:50,854 No. 401 00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:00,701 ♪ here's the key for my ignition ♪ 402 00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:03,337 ♪ hit the gas to my transmission ♪ 403 00:18:03,371 --> 00:18:04,838 ♪ when you hear the things I'm wishin' ♪ 404 00:18:04,872 --> 00:18:07,508 ♪ you won't offer opposition ♪ 405 00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,260 ♪ let's prohibit prohibition ♪ 406 00:18:09,294 --> 00:18:11,211 ♪ let's ♪ ♪ let's ♪ 407 00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:13,163 - ♪ be ♪ - ♪ be ♪ 408 00:18:13,198 --> 00:18:19,103 - ♪ bad ♪ - ♪ bad ♪ 409 00:18:19,154 --> 00:18:22,323 ♪ some like it hot, and that ain't bad ♪ 410 00:18:31,616 --> 00:18:34,068 Should I try something else? 411 00:18:37,772 --> 00:18:38,923 Um... 412 00:18:38,957 --> 00:18:41,592 Uh, not necessary. Moving on. 413 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:43,594 Let's take ten. 414 00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:56,132 ♪ 415 00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:02,320 ♪ 416 00:19:02,338 --> 00:19:05,290 I'm going to pretend that you said, "come in." 417 00:19:05,324 --> 00:19:07,208 I didn't. 418 00:19:12,164 --> 00:19:14,165 Come on... 419 00:19:14,183 --> 00:19:17,135 I'm tired of being your prison warden. 420 00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:19,904 It's me. 421 00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:22,474 Were you smoking pot with Mason that day? 422 00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:27,145 For the 28th time, I've told you, no. 423 00:19:27,179 --> 00:19:29,314 Have you ever smoked pot? 424 00:19:29,348 --> 00:19:31,182 I can't believe you just asked me that. 425 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,735 I'm 16, and I live in New York City... next. 426 00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:38,073 - Do you smoke a lot? - No. 427 00:19:38,124 --> 00:19:39,841 I've tried it a few times. 428 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:42,360 Look, I know I was a colossal idiot, 429 00:19:42,378 --> 00:19:45,163 going to Central Park with Mason and his vaporizer. 430 00:19:45,197 --> 00:19:46,381 It won't happen again. 431 00:19:46,415 --> 00:19:48,032 See, it can't happen again. 432 00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:50,719 You can't be around anyone who is smoking pot 433 00:19:50,753 --> 00:19:53,355 or drinking or doing anything illegal, 434 00:19:53,389 --> 00:19:56,441 because then it'll be on your permanent record, 435 00:19:56,475 --> 00:20:01,396 and that will affect everything, 436 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:03,348 including the adoption. 437 00:20:03,382 --> 00:20:06,184 That's what you really care about. 438 00:20:06,218 --> 00:20:08,670 No, I care about you, 439 00:20:08,704 --> 00:20:11,740 and I know we both want this adoption. 440 00:20:15,728 --> 00:20:16,945 6, 7... 1, 2, 3, 4... 441 00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:18,446 - Derek? - 5, 6, 7... 442 00:20:18,497 --> 00:20:20,231 Derek. 443 00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:21,783 Yeah? 444 00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,702 I wondered if you wanted to hear the trill first 445 00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:26,121 before we run it through. 446 00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:29,457 No, don't need to. Actually, there's one thing. 447 00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:31,459 Jessica, I might need you to... 448 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:35,880 - Hey, have you seen Julia? - She's working from home. 449 00:20:35,914 --> 00:20:38,383 She's having a family issue, 450 00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:41,436 and that's where she needs to be... with her family. 451 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:43,104 All right, let's go. 452 00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:44,773 We'll take it from the vamp. 453 00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:46,224 - Okay, guys. - Please. 454 00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:56,267 5, 6, 7, and... 455 00:20:59,372 --> 00:21:00,321 ♪ say bye-bye ♪ 456 00:21:00,373 --> 00:21:02,073 Sorry. 457 00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:04,893 I'm sorry. Sorry. That's okay. No problem. 458 00:21:04,927 --> 00:21:07,662 Let's try it again. 459 00:21:12,718 --> 00:21:14,919 5, 6, 7, and... 460 00:21:17,923 --> 00:21:18,923 ♪ ♪ 461 00:21:18,957 --> 00:21:20,642 ♪ say bye-bye ♪ 462 00:21:22,294 --> 00:21:24,379 Ivy, why don't you take five? 463 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,314 No, no, hang on. Hang on. 464 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,118 I got it. 465 00:21:47,153 --> 00:21:49,454 Take it from the top. 466 00:21:49,488 --> 00:21:53,124 From before Marilyn's entrance, okay? 467 00:21:56,162 --> 00:21:57,796 ♪ ♪ 468 00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:00,298 ♪ when we're feeling down and low ♪ 469 00:22:00,332 --> 00:22:02,500 ♪ then our favorite word is "no" ♪ 470 00:22:02,534 --> 00:22:04,586 ♪ 'cause it points the way to go ♪ 471 00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:06,087 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 472 00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:07,388 ♪ who knows what... ♪ 473 00:22:07,423 --> 00:22:09,174 Does anyone think she'll actually show up? 474 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,508 Is she even on the set? 475 00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:12,477 Miss Monroe is in her dressing room. 476 00:22:12,511 --> 00:22:14,846 - What kind of shape is she in? - Her shape ain't the problem. 477 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,514 Where is she? 478 00:22:16,548 --> 00:22:18,016 We're gonna be stuck here all night. 479 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:19,567 How many takes we do yesterday... 60? 480 00:22:19,602 --> 00:22:21,269 You know, someone should fire her. 481 00:22:21,303 --> 00:22:22,937 Fire miss Monroe? 482 00:22:22,988 --> 00:22:24,606 ♪ yeah, drummer man, do what you can ♪ 483 00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:26,574 ♪ tonight the hoo will hit the fan ♪ 484 00:22:26,609 --> 00:22:28,776 ♪ if you need some more enticing ♪ 485 00:22:28,828 --> 00:22:30,778 ♪ here's a girl with twice the spicing ♪ 486 00:22:30,830 --> 00:22:32,780 ♪ we're the cake, but she's the icing ♪ 487 00:22:32,832 --> 00:22:37,385 ♪ let's be bad, let's be bad ♪ 488 00:22:37,419 --> 00:22:39,019 ♪ ♪ 489 00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:46,594 Arthur, where is she? 490 00:22:46,629 --> 00:22:48,763 She's in her dressing room. She's not feeling well. 491 00:22:48,797 --> 00:22:52,250 I'm not feeling well either. Get her out here now! 492 00:22:54,253 --> 00:22:56,554 Here she is, boys. 493 00:22:56,588 --> 00:22:58,589 Marilyn Monroe in the flesh, 494 00:22:58,607 --> 00:23:01,809 all ready to film yet another thrilling movie 495 00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:03,094 about a dumb blonde. 496 00:23:03,112 --> 00:23:04,729 Marilyn, you look wonderful. 497 00:23:04,763 --> 00:23:07,782 And that's all that matters, isn't it? 498 00:23:07,816 --> 00:23:10,235 Darling, so many pills. 499 00:23:10,269 --> 00:23:13,288 How do you expect me to keep going? 500 00:23:13,322 --> 00:23:15,406 You're not bringing in any dough. 501 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,775 Somebody has to support us. 502 00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,443 Let's take it from her entrance. 503 00:23:19,461 --> 00:23:21,796 - Where's my mark? - Right this way, miss Monroe. 504 00:23:21,830 --> 00:23:24,282 - Hmm? - Follow me. 505 00:23:26,669 --> 00:23:28,119 Action! 506 00:23:28,137 --> 00:23:30,171 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 507 00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:32,674 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 508 00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:34,325 ♪ ♪ 509 00:23:41,066 --> 00:23:44,352 ♪ if you say something is taboo ♪ 510 00:23:44,403 --> 00:23:46,604 ♪ well, that's the thing I want to do ♪ 511 00:23:46,638 --> 00:23:49,324 ♪ do it till we're black and blue ♪ 512 00:23:49,358 --> 00:23:50,858 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 513 00:23:50,910 --> 00:23:53,494 ♪ guns and gangsters suit me fine ♪ 514 00:23:53,529 --> 00:23:55,663 ♪ Al Capone is a buddy of mine ♪ 515 00:23:55,698 --> 00:23:57,865 ♪ he's my big-shot Valentine ♪ 516 00:23:57,917 --> 00:24:00,368 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 517 00:24:00,419 --> 00:24:02,337 ♪ if spirits are saggin' ♪ 518 00:24:02,371 --> 00:24:04,339 ♪ if feet are a-draggin' ♪ 519 00:24:04,373 --> 00:24:06,291 ♪ fall off of that wagon ♪ 520 00:24:06,325 --> 00:24:08,676 ♪ the piano hums to the bass and drums ♪ 521 00:24:08,711 --> 00:24:11,045 ♪ and I'll be dancing when hoover comes ♪ 522 00:24:11,096 --> 00:24:13,047 ♪ don't care if you've tied the knot ♪ 523 00:24:13,098 --> 00:24:15,133 ♪ most folks want what they ain't got ♪ 524 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:17,185 ♪ melt the ice, some like it hot ♪ 525 00:24:17,219 --> 00:24:19,220 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 526 00:24:19,271 --> 00:24:21,889 ♪ here's my whistle, make it wetter ♪ 527 00:24:21,941 --> 00:24:23,858 ♪ let me wear that Scarlet letter ♪ 528 00:24:23,892 --> 00:24:26,311 ♪ when I'm bad, I'm even better ♪ 529 00:24:26,345 --> 00:24:27,395 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 530 00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:29,013 What a mess! 531 00:24:29,031 --> 00:24:30,815 She's so doped up, I can't use any of it. 532 00:24:30,849 --> 00:24:35,903 ♪ say bye-bye propriety, no polite society ♪ 533 00:24:35,955 --> 00:24:37,989 ♪ give me notoriety ♪ 534 00:24:38,023 --> 00:24:39,824 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 535 00:24:39,858 --> 00:24:42,160 You're fabulous, Marilyn. 536 00:24:42,194 --> 00:24:43,911 The whole world adores you. 537 00:24:43,963 --> 00:24:45,713 Keep dancing. You're gorgeous! 538 00:24:45,748 --> 00:24:48,082 - Gorgeous! - Gorgeous! 539 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,884 ♪ Bring on the vices ♪ 540 00:24:49,918 --> 00:24:52,086 ♪ don't care what the price is ♪ 541 00:24:52,137 --> 00:24:53,671 ♪ I'll add the right spices ♪ 542 00:24:53,705 --> 00:24:55,873 ♪ when the stand-up bass slaps you in the face ♪ 543 00:24:55,891 --> 00:24:58,893 ♪ well, it ain't my husband I'll embrace ♪ 544 00:24:58,927 --> 00:25:00,878 ♪ I can't see the use in waiting ♪ 545 00:25:00,896 --> 00:25:03,047 ♪ your lips are intoxicating ♪ 546 00:25:03,065 --> 00:25:04,899 ♪ do my hips need some translating? ♪ 547 00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:07,101 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 548 00:25:07,152 --> 00:25:09,237 ♪ if I drown in bathtub gin ♪ 549 00:25:09,271 --> 00:25:11,072 ♪ notify my next of kin ♪ 550 00:25:11,106 --> 00:25:13,441 ♪ they might grieve or might jump in ♪ 551 00:25:13,492 --> 00:25:15,226 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 552 00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:17,912 Who wants plays and O'Neill dramas? ♪ 553 00:25:17,946 --> 00:25:20,181 ♪ Gershwin is the cat's pajamas ♪ 554 00:25:20,215 --> 00:25:22,400 ♪ I'm the queen of the red-hot mamas ♪ 555 00:25:22,418 --> 00:25:24,369 ♪ let's be bad ♪ 556 00:25:24,403 --> 00:25:26,621 ♪ each crook and g-man ♪ 557 00:25:26,672 --> 00:25:28,589 ♪ each fop and he-man ♪ 558 00:25:28,624 --> 00:25:30,458 ♪ just stick with me, man ♪ 559 00:25:30,509 --> 00:25:32,543 ♪ every joint's a juke with my red-hot uke ♪ 560 00:25:32,577 --> 00:25:34,796 ♪ and just like Judas once said to Luke ♪ 561 00:25:34,847 --> 00:25:36,964 ♪ here's the key for my ignition ♪ 562 00:25:37,016 --> 00:25:38,966 ♪ hit the gas to my transmission ♪ 563 00:25:39,018 --> 00:25:41,052 ♪ when you hear the things I'm wishin' ♪ 564 00:25:41,086 --> 00:25:43,254 ♪ you won't offer opposition ♪ 565 00:25:43,272 --> 00:25:45,189 ♪ let's prohibit prohibition ♪ 566 00:25:45,224 --> 00:25:47,258 ♪ let's ♪ ♪ let's ♪ 567 00:25:47,276 --> 00:25:49,260 - ♪ be ♪ - ♪ be ♪ 568 00:25:49,278 --> 00:25:51,529 ♪ bad ♪ 569 00:25:51,563 --> 00:25:55,700 ♪ bad ♪ 570 00:25:55,734 --> 00:25:58,619 ♪ some like it hot, and that ain't bad ♪ 571 00:26:15,504 --> 00:26:18,306 - Hey, it was really amazing. - Thanks. 572 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:21,459 - I heard the trill. - Oh, my God, just stop. 573 00:26:21,477 --> 00:26:24,429 Seriously, don't condescend to me. 574 00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:25,963 I wasn't. 575 00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:27,665 Look, I've got a lot on my plate, 576 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,400 but I'm handling it, 577 00:26:29,435 --> 00:26:32,987 and I don't care what you think or what Derek thinks. 578 00:26:40,822 --> 00:26:42,622 It's bad enough in my personal life, 579 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,635 but now he's psyching me out in rehearsal. 580 00:26:44,732 --> 00:26:46,315 I mean, you saw me today. 581 00:26:46,349 --> 00:26:48,317 I saw you pull it together and kill it. 582 00:26:48,351 --> 00:26:51,621 Thanks, but right now it feels like it's killing me. 583 00:26:51,655 --> 00:26:52,955 I'll get this round. 584 00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:56,375 No, no, I'm already drunk. 585 00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:59,361 Hey, what did I miss? Who's he drinking about? 586 00:26:59,379 --> 00:27:03,332 He won't say, but I have my suspicions. 587 00:27:03,366 --> 00:27:06,052 Uh, don't you want to know who it is? 588 00:27:06,086 --> 00:27:08,504 No. This company has too many drama queens as it is, 589 00:27:08,538 --> 00:27:10,640 which reminds me... I tried breaking the ice 590 00:27:10,674 --> 00:27:12,008 with your friend Tom. 591 00:27:12,042 --> 00:27:13,559 He's a hoot. 592 00:27:13,594 --> 00:27:15,394 What's your problem with Tom? 593 00:27:15,429 --> 00:27:18,681 - He's just so gay. - Sam, you're gay. 594 00:27:18,715 --> 00:27:21,634 - You're gay? - He's so gay. 595 00:27:21,668 --> 00:27:25,021 I'm not that gay, just gay. 596 00:27:25,055 --> 00:27:26,739 I don't think I should have to wear a banner. 597 00:27:26,774 --> 00:27:29,859 Come on! Where's your defense? 598 00:27:29,893 --> 00:27:31,560 You might want to wear a banner... 599 00:27:31,578 --> 00:27:33,696 Maybe a little rainbow bracelet or something. 600 00:27:33,730 --> 00:27:35,498 Anyway, I'm done playing games. 601 00:27:35,532 --> 00:27:37,033 I should just ask Derek where I stand. 602 00:27:37,067 --> 00:27:38,901 - Please don't. - Why shouldn't she? 603 00:27:38,919 --> 00:27:40,336 Wouldn't you rather know one way or the other? 604 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:42,021 - I know I would. - Yeah, that's it. 605 00:27:42,055 --> 00:27:44,841 - I'm doing it. - Me too. 606 00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:46,242 It was humiliating. 607 00:27:46,260 --> 00:27:47,910 First, he had me sing Happy Birthday 608 00:27:47,928 --> 00:27:49,262 in front of everyone. 609 00:27:49,296 --> 00:27:51,247 Then he made me give her a private lesson. 610 00:27:51,265 --> 00:27:53,049 How is that humiliating? 611 00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:54,851 It sounds like he's got a lot of faith in you. 612 00:27:54,885 --> 00:27:56,602 "Faith" is not exactly the word. 613 00:27:56,637 --> 00:27:59,522 It's all payback for the first time I sang it to him. 614 00:27:59,556 --> 00:28:02,692 He owes you payback? For singing Happy Birthday? 615 00:28:02,726 --> 00:28:05,862 He's just a piece of work, and so is that Ivy. 616 00:28:05,896 --> 00:28:09,598 Well, office politics... You can't escape them. 617 00:28:09,616 --> 00:28:12,268 Oh, come on, my love, we're gonna be late. 618 00:28:12,286 --> 00:28:13,786 Like, she's a walking bombshell. 619 00:28:13,821 --> 00:28:16,956 So maybe I'm not all... You know, all the time. 620 00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:18,875 I'm sorry, but I wasn't raised that way. 621 00:28:18,909 --> 00:28:22,378 I always looked down on girls who were all about being sexy. 622 00:28:22,412 --> 00:28:24,413 It just seemed so desperate. 623 00:28:24,447 --> 00:28:27,133 Oh, I was hoping you might wear something, 624 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:28,617 you know, sexier. 625 00:28:28,635 --> 00:28:30,636 Did you even hear a word I just said? 626 00:28:30,671 --> 00:28:31,971 Look, cut me a break here. 627 00:28:32,005 --> 00:28:33,622 I'm under a lot of pressure at work. 628 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,424 I'm fighting to get this promotion, 629 00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:37,059 and I don't even know who I'm up against. 630 00:28:37,094 --> 00:28:38,761 What I do know is, I've got a hot girlfriend, 631 00:28:38,795 --> 00:28:41,130 and it wouldn't hurt to show you off 632 00:28:41,165 --> 00:28:43,466 at a big party on the Intrepid tonight. 633 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,151 Poor Marilyn. 634 00:28:45,202 --> 00:28:47,737 This was what her life was like every day. 635 00:28:47,771 --> 00:28:49,922 I mean, this is what drove her to booze and pills, you know. 636 00:28:49,957 --> 00:28:51,607 This is what killed her. 637 00:28:51,625 --> 00:28:54,443 Yeah, well, a sexy dress is not going to kill you, 638 00:28:54,461 --> 00:28:56,495 but I might, if you don't hurry up. 639 00:28:56,547 --> 00:28:58,831 Come on, you know I love you for your mind. 640 00:28:58,882 --> 00:29:00,833 I just cannot be late tonight. 641 00:29:00,884 --> 00:29:04,253 Then just go, babe. I'll meet you there. 642 00:29:04,287 --> 00:29:08,224 Really, just go. Okay. I'll see you. 643 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,665 Hey. I'm Ivy. 644 00:29:23,907 --> 00:29:25,507 ♪ ♪ 645 00:29:31,915 --> 00:29:34,867 ♪ this is a man's world ♪ 646 00:29:34,918 --> 00:29:36,619 ♪ ♪ 647 00:29:36,653 --> 00:29:41,457 ♪ this is a man's world ♪ 648 00:29:41,491 --> 00:29:42,875 ♪ ♪ 649 00:29:42,926 --> 00:29:46,495 ♪ but it wouldn't be nothing ♪ 650 00:29:46,513 --> 00:29:50,383 ♪ nothing without a woman ♪ 651 00:29:50,434 --> 00:29:52,351 ♪ or a girl ♪ 652 00:29:52,386 --> 00:29:55,554 ♪ ♪ 653 00:29:55,606 --> 00:29:58,641 ♪ you see ♪ 654 00:29:58,675 --> 00:30:03,512 ♪ man made the car ♪ 655 00:30:03,530 --> 00:30:07,233 ♪ to take us over the road ♪ 656 00:30:07,284 --> 00:30:11,186 ♪ man made the train ♪ 657 00:30:11,204 --> 00:30:14,240 ♪ to carry, carry the heavy load ♪ 658 00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:17,376 ♪ you see, this is a, a man's ♪ 659 00:30:17,411 --> 00:30:22,214 ♪ man's, man's, man's world ♪ 660 00:30:22,249 --> 00:30:26,419 ♪ but it don't mean nothing ♪ 661 00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:32,041 ♪ without a woman or a girl ♪ 662 00:30:32,059 --> 00:30:33,559 ♪ ♪ 663 00:30:33,593 --> 00:30:36,345 ♪ he's lost in the wilderness ♪ 664 00:30:36,379 --> 00:30:38,047 ♪ ♪ 665 00:30:38,065 --> 00:30:41,884 ♪ he's lost in the bitterness ♪ 666 00:30:41,902 --> 00:30:44,403 ♪ ♪ 667 00:30:44,438 --> 00:30:46,856 ♪ this is ♪ 668 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:50,943 ♪ a man's world ♪ 669 00:30:50,994 --> 00:30:52,862 ♪ ♪ 670 00:30:52,896 --> 00:30:55,948 ♪ oh ♪ 671 00:30:55,999 --> 00:30:59,418 ♪ and it's nothing ♪ 672 00:30:59,453 --> 00:31:02,455 ♪ without a ♪ 673 00:31:02,506 --> 00:31:05,708 ♪ woman ♪ 674 00:31:05,742 --> 00:31:07,342 ♪ ♪ 675 00:31:12,766 --> 00:31:15,168 Yeah, I know what I bring to the party. 676 00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:20,410 We have to talk. 677 00:31:20,444 --> 00:31:22,412 You cannot be here. Go home. 678 00:31:22,446 --> 00:31:24,280 No, I-I will. I promise. I will. 679 00:31:24,315 --> 00:31:26,583 - Just give me two minutes. - Hey, is that Swifty? 680 00:31:26,617 --> 00:31:29,752 Leo! Hey. My man! 681 00:31:29,786 --> 00:31:32,005 You have tripled in size! 682 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,290 Oh, listen to me. I've turned into that guy. 683 00:31:34,308 --> 00:31:35,842 What happened to the goatee? 684 00:31:35,893 --> 00:31:38,294 Oh, it's gone. But I did get this. 685 00:31:38,312 --> 00:31:40,630 - Am I still cool? - For an old guy. 686 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,515 Michael is just dropping something off. 687 00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:43,983 You want to stay for dinner? 688 00:31:44,018 --> 00:31:45,652 Oh, no, no, no. There's not enough food. 689 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,687 Well, actually, I'd love to. I-I skipped lunch. 690 00:31:47,738 --> 00:31:49,022 Well, don't get too excited. 691 00:31:49,056 --> 00:31:50,323 You know my mom's idea of cooking 692 00:31:50,357 --> 00:31:52,191 is nuking stuff from trader Joe's. 693 00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:53,693 That's not true! 694 00:31:53,744 --> 00:31:56,162 I made the salad. 695 00:32:05,145 --> 00:32:07,630 Hey! 696 00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:10,483 I know you're in there. The doorman told me you were. 697 00:32:10,501 --> 00:32:13,202 He didn't even try to stop me. 698 00:32:13,253 --> 00:32:15,955 He was so nice, 699 00:32:15,989 --> 00:32:19,292 and he treated me with respect. 700 00:32:19,326 --> 00:32:22,295 Do you even know what that is... 701 00:32:22,329 --> 00:32:23,896 Respect? 702 00:32:23,931 --> 00:32:25,381 You're drunk, Ivy. 703 00:32:25,432 --> 00:32:28,050 What are you going on about? 704 00:32:28,102 --> 00:32:30,970 Oh, no. No, no, no. I'm not the problem. You are. 705 00:32:31,004 --> 00:32:32,805 You blow so hot and cold, 706 00:32:32,839 --> 00:32:34,673 I don't even know what day it is anymore. 707 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,309 You are so hideous to me in rehearsal... 708 00:32:36,343 --> 00:32:37,693 I'm hardly hideous. 709 00:32:37,728 --> 00:32:39,228 You humiliate me... 710 00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:41,481 When you're not ignoring me! 711 00:32:41,515 --> 00:32:43,516 Half the time, I feel like I don't even exist 712 00:32:43,534 --> 00:32:46,586 for you in there! 713 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,621 No one does. 714 00:32:53,377 --> 00:32:56,879 I am not kidding. 715 00:32:56,914 --> 00:32:59,248 And this isn't some big, romantic statement 716 00:32:59,299 --> 00:33:01,584 about who I am as an artist... It is just a fact. 717 00:33:01,635 --> 00:33:03,519 Oh, don't give me... 718 00:33:03,554 --> 00:33:06,355 Don't give you what... The truth? 719 00:33:06,390 --> 00:33:09,342 Isn't that what you came here for? 720 00:33:09,376 --> 00:33:12,278 Look, I am building something in that rehearsal room, 721 00:33:12,312 --> 00:33:15,531 and with all due respect, it would be a lot easier 722 00:33:15,566 --> 00:33:18,201 if everyone pretended just for five minutes 723 00:33:18,235 --> 00:33:19,936 not to have all those annoying feelings, 724 00:33:19,987 --> 00:33:21,771 because frankly, they get in my way. 725 00:33:21,822 --> 00:33:23,356 Theater is about feelings! 726 00:33:23,390 --> 00:33:26,192 Oh, you can have feelings. 727 00:33:26,226 --> 00:33:29,946 They just need to be about Marilyn. 728 00:33:29,997 --> 00:33:32,915 I'm not kidding. 729 00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:35,401 I know you're not. 730 00:33:44,111 --> 00:33:46,095 Are you staying? 731 00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:51,350 Are you asking me to stay? 732 00:33:53,420 --> 00:33:55,805 Come on... 733 00:34:00,927 --> 00:34:03,980 Don't be mad at me. 734 00:34:13,273 --> 00:34:14,657 Come on. 735 00:34:14,691 --> 00:34:15,958 Can I tell you again 736 00:34:15,993 --> 00:34:17,627 how incredible you look in that dress? 737 00:34:17,661 --> 00:34:19,945 Thanks, babe. This our table? 738 00:34:19,963 --> 00:34:21,614 Uh, sort of. 739 00:34:21,632 --> 00:34:23,749 R.J.'s assistant made sure I sit by Jill Abramson. 740 00:34:23,783 --> 00:34:26,002 Which wasn't easy and could seriously help this guy 741 00:34:26,053 --> 00:34:27,803 land the press secretary job. 742 00:34:27,838 --> 00:34:30,239 She's the executive editor of the New York Times. 743 00:34:30,274 --> 00:34:31,757 And? 744 00:34:31,791 --> 00:34:33,142 Well, she's got the mayor's ear. 745 00:34:33,176 --> 00:34:35,127 And? 746 00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:40,933 There are no extra seats at this table. Sorry. 747 00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:44,136 Where do I go... the kitchen, the West Side highway? 748 00:34:44,154 --> 00:34:45,655 No, it's... It's just there. 749 00:34:45,689 --> 00:34:48,424 Table six, by the, uh, helicopter. 750 00:34:48,459 --> 00:34:49,459 Perfect. 751 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:54,113 Come on, there must be some little chiquita who's after you. 752 00:34:54,131 --> 00:34:55,549 Girls in my school are lame. 753 00:34:55,983 --> 00:34:57,867 Okay, show's over. We're done. 754 00:34:57,918 --> 00:35:00,453 And what's this brush with the law I heard about? 755 00:35:00,487 --> 00:35:01,654 You, uh... You hitting the old... 756 00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:05,992 - You told him about that? - I said, "we're done." 757 00:35:06,010 --> 00:35:09,295 You know, your mother and I used to smoke a little doob 758 00:35:09,329 --> 00:35:10,563 after a tough rehearsal. 759 00:35:10,598 --> 00:35:12,215 - What? - Michael! 760 00:35:12,266 --> 00:35:14,167 She said she tried it once at camp. 761 00:35:14,185 --> 00:35:15,618 You are such a liar. 762 00:35:15,653 --> 00:35:17,887 Okay, Leo, up to your room, now. 763 00:35:17,938 --> 00:35:19,973 Michael, I am calling you a car again. 764 00:35:20,007 --> 00:35:21,858 I don't know what happened to the last one. 765 00:35:21,892 --> 00:35:23,393 Stop laughing. 766 00:35:23,444 --> 00:35:27,363 Yes, hi. It's 428 Carroll, again. 767 00:35:27,398 --> 00:35:29,399 I'm sorry. I just assumed he knew. 768 00:35:29,433 --> 00:35:32,735 What else does my mom do after a tough rehearsal? 769 00:35:32,787 --> 00:35:34,737 In bed, now! 770 00:35:41,411 --> 00:35:42,996 Well, it's... it's not on Broadway yet. 771 00:35:43,069 --> 00:35:45,720 It's a workshop based on Marilyn Monroe's life. 772 00:35:45,738 --> 00:35:48,857 Are you Marilyn? 773 00:35:48,891 --> 00:35:51,576 Yes, yes. Yeah, I am. 774 00:35:51,610 --> 00:35:53,078 That's wonderful. 775 00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:54,863 So do they have you in a little blonde wig 776 00:35:54,897 --> 00:35:57,398 - and a skirt that blows up? - Okay. 777 00:35:57,416 --> 00:36:00,418 Sorry, but, hey, you wear a dress like that, 778 00:36:00,453 --> 00:36:02,904 you got to like it that we look. 779 00:36:02,922 --> 00:36:06,041 Oh, that's right. That's why I wore this... 780 00:36:06,075 --> 00:36:08,877 So that men everywhere could enjoy looking at me 781 00:36:08,911 --> 00:36:10,795 and think about having sex with me. 782 00:36:10,830 --> 00:36:12,247 - Oh! - Was that too direct? 783 00:36:12,281 --> 00:36:14,749 That's pretty direct. 784 00:36:14,767 --> 00:36:17,252 So is the dress, and we already know you like that. 785 00:36:17,286 --> 00:36:20,722 - I'm seeing the Marilyn. - You want to see some more? 786 00:36:20,756 --> 00:36:24,309 Maybe I should sing you Happy Birthday, Mr. President. 787 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,094 Would you like that? 788 00:36:26,128 --> 00:36:30,098 How aboutHappy Birthday, Mr. Press secretary? 789 00:36:30,116 --> 00:36:33,651 - Press secretary? - That's right. 790 00:36:33,703 --> 00:36:36,321 You're looking at the next mayoral press secretary 791 00:36:36,372 --> 00:36:37,438 of New York City. 792 00:36:37,456 --> 00:36:39,974 Really? Wow. 793 00:36:40,009 --> 00:36:42,961 So, uh, do you work for the city? 794 00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:46,664 Well, not this one right now... D. C. 795 00:36:46,716 --> 00:36:48,583 How did we get back to politics? 796 00:36:48,617 --> 00:36:50,468 What do you say... 797 00:36:50,503 --> 00:36:53,755 You sing for me back at my hotel, 798 00:36:53,789 --> 00:36:56,174 and I buy you room service? 799 00:36:56,225 --> 00:37:00,362 What a fantastic offer... 800 00:37:00,396 --> 00:37:02,630 Mr. Denby. 801 00:37:02,648 --> 00:37:05,133 I'll be in touch. 802 00:37:05,151 --> 00:37:07,819 Excuse me. 803 00:37:13,869 --> 00:37:15,269 - Who are you? - Sherlock Holmes? 804 00:37:15,331 --> 00:37:16,681 How did you get all that out of him? 805 00:37:16,716 --> 00:37:18,216 I didn't even have to try. 806 00:37:18,267 --> 00:37:20,952 - This dress did all the work. - Well, thank you. 807 00:37:20,987 --> 00:37:24,339 You know, I'm sorry for everything. 808 00:37:25,775 --> 00:37:28,343 Well, this car is helping me forgive you. 809 00:37:28,361 --> 00:37:29,677 It sure beats the "C" train. 810 00:37:29,695 --> 00:37:31,696 Oh, you can thank R.J. for this. 811 00:37:31,731 --> 00:37:33,865 - Do we have to? - Karen. 812 00:37:33,899 --> 00:37:36,701 I am kidding. I know there's nothing going on. 813 00:37:36,736 --> 00:37:38,570 She just... She bugs me. 814 00:37:38,621 --> 00:37:40,038 Oh, there's so nothing going on. 815 00:37:40,072 --> 00:37:42,991 - I know. - What are you doing? 816 00:37:43,025 --> 00:37:45,243 I'm proving that there's nothing wrong with me 817 00:37:45,294 --> 00:37:46,494 below the neck. 818 00:37:46,528 --> 00:37:47,829 Well, I never thought there was. 819 00:37:47,863 --> 00:37:50,031 Um, mmm. Mmm. 820 00:37:51,867 --> 00:37:53,668 Um, sorry. 821 00:37:53,702 --> 00:37:55,887 Is there a screen thingamajig you could put up or something? 822 00:37:55,921 --> 00:37:57,472 - No, sir. - Okay. 823 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,350 - Wow. - Yeah, wow. 824 00:38:08,384 --> 00:38:11,786 Wait. What is your "wow" about? 825 00:38:11,821 --> 00:38:13,755 Um... 826 00:38:13,789 --> 00:38:17,525 I guess just that we finally got together and did it. 827 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,945 Yeah. That's true. 828 00:38:22,782 --> 00:38:27,585 Wait. Why? What was your "wow" about? 829 00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:33,758 I mean, the sex was great too. Don't get me wrong. 830 00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:36,461 Tom, I think it's safe to say 831 00:38:36,512 --> 00:38:39,580 that what we just had was in no way anywhere near "wow" sex. 832 00:38:39,598 --> 00:38:42,801 Oh, my God. Thank God. I'm so relieved. 833 00:38:42,852 --> 00:38:45,220 Did you really think that I thought it was great sex? 834 00:38:45,254 --> 00:38:46,971 It was terrible sex. 835 00:38:47,023 --> 00:38:50,608 It was maybe even "wow, that was terrible" sex. 836 00:38:50,643 --> 00:38:53,278 Well, I mean, it wasn't that bad. 837 00:38:53,312 --> 00:38:54,429 I've had worse. 838 00:38:54,447 --> 00:38:56,097 I'm not sure I have. 839 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:40,959 Okay, this has got to be us. 840 00:39:40,993 --> 00:39:44,212 It's got to be us. It's got to... it's got to be us. 841 00:39:44,246 --> 00:39:46,865 Why are you trying so hard to get rid of me, Jules? 842 00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:49,484 You know you can't get rid of me. 843 00:39:52,037 --> 00:39:54,956 Michael, look at me. 844 00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:57,709 Gladly. 845 00:39:57,743 --> 00:39:58,877 What? 846 00:39:58,928 --> 00:40:01,296 We both have families now. 847 00:40:01,330 --> 00:40:03,281 I love mine more than anything, 848 00:40:03,315 --> 00:40:06,167 and I know you love yours. 849 00:40:06,185 --> 00:40:09,387 We're not gonna mess that up, do you hear me? 850 00:40:09,438 --> 00:40:12,390 - I want to be with you. - Oh, God. 851 00:40:23,736 --> 00:40:29,724 ♪ I've been so many places in my life and time ♪ 852 00:40:29,758 --> 00:40:32,076 No, no, no, no. 853 00:40:33,862 --> 00:40:38,583 ♪ I've sung a lot of songs ♪ 854 00:40:38,634 --> 00:40:42,754 ♪ and I've made some bad rhymes ♪ 855 00:40:42,805 --> 00:40:46,090 Mm-mm. No. 856 00:40:46,142 --> 00:40:49,060 ♪ But we're alone now ♪ 857 00:40:49,094 --> 00:40:56,217 ♪ and I'm singing this song for you ♪ 858 00:40:56,235 --> 00:40:59,904 ♪ I want you in a place ♪ 859 00:40:59,939 --> 00:41:05,860 ♪ where there's no space or time ♪ 860 00:41:05,894 --> 00:41:09,280 ♪ I need you in my life ♪ 861 00:41:09,331 --> 00:41:11,533 ♪ ♪ 862 00:41:11,567 --> 00:41:15,870 ♪ you're a friend of mine ♪ 863 00:41:15,904 --> 00:41:20,241 ♪ and when my life is over ♪ 864 00:41:21,594 --> 00:41:25,930 ♪ remember when we were together ♪ 865 00:41:25,965 --> 00:41:27,432 ♪ ♪ 866 00:41:27,466 --> 00:41:29,934 ♪ we were alone ♪ 867 00:41:29,969 --> 00:41:38,593 ♪ and I was singing this song for you ♪ 868 00:41:40,362 --> 00:41:41,779 Go home. 869 00:41:45,985 --> 00:41:48,119 Okay.