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Previously on "Smash".
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Welcome to Marilyn.
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How come nobody told me
she was going to be here?
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Derek didn't tell you?
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Why don't we ever go
to your place?
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She's just...
She's right next to me,
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and she's just
a little bit loud.
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She's trying to
get me fired.
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All I need is $200,000.
That's it.
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- I have a date.
- Yay, mom.
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I had an affair
with Michael Swift,
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and no one else can know.
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Scott, a few things...
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I need you
to move Amelia to Friday,
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apologize
for the late notice.
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We need to RSVP
for the moma event.
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And, uh, I still haven't seen
those pages from Julia.
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Okay, um,
this is awkward.
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What's awkward?
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Man, well, Jerry...
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I work for Jerry now.
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He made me
a very generous offer,
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and I've accepted.
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Eileen?
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Yes, Scott.
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I just wanted to thank you for
all the opportunities that you...
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Karen, can I borrow you
for a minute?
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Yeah, sure.
What do you need?
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I could use a hand.
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The bridge sequence from
Let's be bad isn't working.
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- Okay, should I...?
- Just follow me.
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Come on, just relax.
What are you afraid of?
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I'm not afraid of anything.
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Well, we both know
that's not true.
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Meaning what?
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You're afraid of you.
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You're terrified of anything
below the neck.
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You have some problem
with follow-through.
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And again.
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My God, Frank,
you poor thing.
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What, they can't get you out
on another flight?
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There are three new scenes
that are coming along great.
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She just doesn't want
to show anyone.
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You've read them.
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Julia and I share
the same brain.
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Talking to me is like talking
to myself, so I don't count.
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- 13 days, Tom.
- I'll tell her.
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- Hey.
- Hello?
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Sorry.
Are you making a call?
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No, it's just, uh, Frank.
I keep losing him.
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What's up?
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I just read the hotel scene,
with Marilyn and DiMaggio
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after
the Seven year itch shoot.
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I had a couple of questions.
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Can we find a time to talk,
maybe after rehearsal?
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Hello?
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This connection
is so bad.
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Frank, I'll call you back!
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So do you want
to work tonight?
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I'm supposed to see John,
but I could easily cancel.
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My God, you are not
bailing on this guy.
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This is so you.
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Ten minutes ago,
you liked him.
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Now what?
What... what's his flaw?
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He's a lawyer. I'm not gonna
wind up with a lawyer.
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- Go on a date.
- And he says "wow" a lot.
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Please.
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Hon? Hon?
Wait. On which flight?
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You're breaking up.
I can't hear you.
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Am I late?
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No.
Karen was early.
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Okay, everyone,
our Marilyn's here.
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Let's do Let's be bad.
We'll take it from the top.
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- Josh, please.
- Everybody up.
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5, 6, 7, and...
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1, 2, 3, 4...
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I don't know
why I went to law school.
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My dad's a lawyer,
and my brother's a lawyer,
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two of my uncles.
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I guess it's in the genes.
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Last time, I promise.
Sorry.
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I have a very anxious producer
on my hands.
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Is that the one I met?
Very hermes?
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Right now she is stalking me
about the script,
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when it's really Julia...
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Sorry.
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You were in the middle of...
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What were you
in the middle of?
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I just don't want DiMaggio
to come off as a complete tool
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where we're not rooting
for him
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to come back
into Marilyn's life.
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Well, that's a murky issue,
isn't it?
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What's murky?
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I mean, the guy might not have
been husband of the year,
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but he was the love
of her life.
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That's just not necessarily
the show I'm writing.
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The guy sprung her
from the loony bin
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and planned her funeral.
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If he's not the guy,
who is?
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It's not just a love story.
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I'm trying to explore
some bigger themes.
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What's bigger than love?
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So was that it?
Were those all your notes?
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I like to think of them
more as thoughts.
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Am I not allowed to share
my thoughts with you anymore?
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No, don't worry.
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I will take care
of Mr. DiMaggio.
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He will not be a villain.
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That Frank?
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No, it's a weird number.
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I don't know who it is.
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What's he off doing,
anyway?
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A teaching retreat,
to get recertified.
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He took so many years off.
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They do a kind of brush-up
program in Berkeley.
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I kind of hate you
for ordering this.
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Nothing's really
speaking to me here,
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but we can go back to my place
for a nightcap.
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You know,
I'm pretty tired.
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Okay.
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So are we not ever having sex?
Are we just friends?
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I am not avoiding
your question,
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but it's a weird number.
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I better... hello?
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- Are you with my mom?
- No, what's up?
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I-I'm sorry to bug you,
but I can't find her,
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and my dad's out of town,
and I kind of got arrested.
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Sit tight.
I'm on my way.
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What kind of lawyer
are you again?
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Explain to me again:
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Why he was arrested
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if it was the other kid who
was smoking pot with a...
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- What do you call it?
- Vaporizer.
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I don't even know
what that is.
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It's a battery-operated bong.
May I?
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Thanks. John Goodwin.
I'm an attorney.
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Help me out here.
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Was this boy in possession
of the marijuana
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when you approached?
No.
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Was he in possession
of the vaporizer
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when you approached?
No.
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Why is he cuffed if he
hasn't even been arrested?
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- Because...
- What are the charges?
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I'm waiting to hear
the charges.
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- Loitering for drugs.
- Come on.
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We both know you can never
make that stick.
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It's going to stick
with this one.
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He was giving me
an attitude.
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All I said was, I have
the right to remain silent.
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Isn't that
my constitutional right?
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Leo, this is NCSI.
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You're gonna let me
do the talking,
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or you're gonna spend
the night in jail.
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So other than enjoying
the park on a beautiful day,
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adjacent to what so far
has the flimsiest chance
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of being proven
as illegal activity,
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has this minor,
who has no priors,
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done anything in defiance
of the law?
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So there's some chatter
going on
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I thought
you should know about.
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I'm listening.
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You're not a lock
for that promotion.
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They're looking at someone else
for press secretary.
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- Who?
- I don't know yet...
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Someone from Washington.
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- Sorry to interrupt.
- Hey.
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Karen, this is R.J.
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Hey. It's nice
to meet you, finally.
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I've heard only great things.
You're...
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R.J. Quigley,
the New York Times reporter
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I'm always
complaining about.
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Of course. That's so funny.
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I always thought "R. J." stood
for Ralph Johnson or something.
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Rakhshan Afshin-Jam,
an iranian mouthful.
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- Sort of like Devamadana.
- Right, exactly.
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Don't get me started
on the middle name.
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Well, this was fun,
but some of us have deadlines.
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See you later.
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I always pictured
a fat white guy with bad teeth.
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Yeah. Not accurate.
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I see that.
So noodletown again?
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Don't be mad, but, um...
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I don't think
I can do dinner tonight.
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I, uh... I need to deal
with this.
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You actually haven't told me
what you're dealing with.
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Well, I don't know yet.
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That's why it's good to have
crafty reporters on your side.
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I'll see you at home, yeah?
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Bye.
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She does seem crafty.
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She's gonna kill me,
and then when she's done,
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she's gonna kill me again.
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I am so dead.
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♪ She's gonna
kill me twice ♪
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♪ I'm so dead ♪
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♪ So dead ♪
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♪ I wish I'd gone
to the movies instead ♪
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It wasn't my idea,
and I wasn't even smoking.
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♪ I wasn't even smoking,
I was really only joking ♪
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♪ my intentions
I'll be cloaking ♪
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♪ something something toking ♪
stop.
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- Leo?
- We're in here.
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I just heard my messages!
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What on earth?
It's not that big a deal.
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You were arrested
for smoking pot in Central Park,
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and that's not a big deal?
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I would love to hear
how that is not a big deal!
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He wasn't arrested.
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John got him off
with a bench warrant.
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He was amazing.
You should have seen him.
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- What were you thinking?
- Don't know.
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Mason said he wanted to,
and the next thing I know,
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the cops were there,
and then I couldn't find you.
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I was
in a work session and...
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No, you don't get to be pissed.
I get to be pissed.
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I can't believe
you did is!
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You are so epically grounded!
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Please don't lose it.
I know I was stupid.
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I know.
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Can I just go
to bed now?
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Yes.
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We're not done.
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So where were you?
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Talking with Michael
about the script.
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For crying out loud.
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He had some smart ideas,
and I resent your tone.
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My tone? Your tone is
the one screaming "guilty."
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- It is not.
- Guilty.
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- No.
- Guilty.
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- No.
- So guilty...
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No, I was eat... I was...
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I was eating ice cream
and apple pie,
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and we were talking.
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- Guilty.
- No.
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Look at me.
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Your kid
was just arrested,
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and you missed it
because you were too busy
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flirting with your ex-boyfriend.
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You're playing with fire,
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and this was
your wake-up call.
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Okay?
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That's it!
That's my password!
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Why are you torturing me?
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Come in. It's open.
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Special delivery.
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Here is that book that Tom
wanted you to look at.
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Look,
the Marilyn memoir...
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And I can open it
without a password.
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How quaint.
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I'm pretty good with a computer,
if you need some help.
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- Please.
- Sure.
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It's actually
perfect timing.
255
00:11:09,139 --> 00:11:10,774
Tom's in a holding pattern
256
00:11:10,808 --> 00:11:13,860
while Julia catches up
with her pages.
257
00:11:15,529 --> 00:11:19,115
How are those pages
coming, Ellis?
258
00:11:19,150 --> 00:11:23,870
We're only 12 days out,
you know.
259
00:11:23,921 --> 00:11:25,538
Seriously, John,
without you,
260
00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:29,158
I'd still be trying to tap-dance
Leo out of jail.
261
00:11:29,176 --> 00:11:33,363
Anyhoo, um, I'd love
to finish our date,
262
00:11:33,397 --> 00:11:35,715
so give me a call.
263
00:11:39,336 --> 00:11:42,188
Heartbreaker
last night,
264
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,023
The game, knicks/lakers...
265
00:11:44,058 --> 00:11:46,893
Last five seconds,
kobe Bryant, three-pointer?
266
00:11:46,944 --> 00:11:48,027
This... nothing?
You don't...?
267
00:11:48,062 --> 00:11:49,829
I don't.
268
00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:52,232
That's not my...
I'm sorry. We haven't met yet.
269
00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:53,683
I'm Tom.
I'm Sam.
270
00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:56,486
Sam, sports
are anathema to me.
271
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,655
Even the Knicks,
272
00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:02,726
Weird,
273
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,911
Nice to meet you.
274
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:11,217
Okay, guys, it's time.
275
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:14,053
Hurry up, please.
276
00:12:14,088 --> 00:12:17,090
Let's take it from the end
of the first verse, please.
277
00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:22,562
♪ If you say something
is taboo ♪
278
00:12:22,596 --> 00:12:25,181
♪ well, that's the thing
I want to do ♪
279
00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:27,016
♪ do it till
we're black and blue ♪
280
00:12:27,050 --> 00:12:29,185
♪ let's be bad ♪
281
00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:31,571
♪ guns and gangsters
suit me fine ♪
282
00:12:31,605 --> 00:12:33,556
♪ Al Capone
is a buddy of mine ♪
283
00:12:33,574 --> 00:12:35,558
♪ he's my big-shot Valentine ♪
284
00:12:35,593 --> 00:12:38,528
♪ let's... ♪
Ivy, Ivy, stop.
285
00:12:38,562 --> 00:12:41,464
- The vibrato.
- I'm sorry?
286
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,566
You're not getting
the vibrato on the note
287
00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:45,084
the way Marilyn did.
288
00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:46,853
I thought
that's what I just did.
289
00:12:46,887 --> 00:12:50,457
- No, you didn't.
- Well, it's hard on a belt.
290
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:53,293
For crying out loud,
where's Karen? Karen!
291
00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:54,627
I'm right here.
292
00:12:54,678 --> 00:12:57,380
Show her how to do this.
293
00:12:57,414 --> 00:12:58,882
Do what?
294
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:01,317
The vibrato on the note.
295
00:13:01,352 --> 00:13:03,303
- The vibrato?
- Happy Birthday.
296
00:13:03,337 --> 00:13:04,921
Just sing Happy Birthday.
297
00:13:04,939 --> 00:13:06,422
You want me to sing hap...
298
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,141
My God.
Is there a problem here?
299
00:13:08,192 --> 00:13:09,926
What, am I not
speaking English?
300
00:13:09,944 --> 00:13:13,279
Just stand up and sing
Happy Birthday as Marilyn.
301
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,465
I've seen you do it.
302
00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:26,459
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
303
00:13:26,494 --> 00:13:30,246
♪ to you ♪
304
00:13:30,281 --> 00:13:33,783
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
305
00:13:33,801 --> 00:13:37,086
♪ to you ♪
306
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:41,307
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
307
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:44,844
♪ Mr. President ♪
308
00:13:44,895 --> 00:13:49,482
♪ Happy Birthday ♪
309
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:52,151
♪ to you ♪
310
00:13:56,674 --> 00:13:58,140
Did you hear that?
311
00:13:58,158 --> 00:14:01,327
Karen, maybe you can work
with Ivy on that.
312
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,813
Set something up with Larry.
Let's do it again, please.
313
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:08,501
♪ If you say something
is taboo ♪
314
00:14:08,536 --> 00:14:10,987
♪ well, that's the thing
I want to do ♪
315
00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:12,956
♪ do it till
we're black and blue ♪
316
00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:14,908
♪ let's be bad ♪
317
00:14:17,303 --> 00:14:19,537
Honestly, Frank is fine
***
318
00:14:19,571 --> 00:14:22,456
Me especially, after my date
with Michael Swift.
319
00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:24,184
You don't need to come home.
320
00:14:24,235 --> 00:14:25,819
Even though
that might be wise.
321
00:14:25,853 --> 00:14:28,271
You need to stay
and finish your class.
322
00:14:28,305 --> 00:14:30,473
- If anything bad happens...
- Anything worse.
323
00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:34,694
Anything bad happens,
I'll let you know.
324
00:14:34,745 --> 00:14:38,331
Okay, I will.
325
00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:40,200
Me too.
326
00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:41,952
Bye.
327
00:14:41,986 --> 00:14:43,870
When's the last time
you had your piano tuned?
328
00:14:43,921 --> 00:14:46,155
God, you say it every
single time you play my piano.
329
00:14:46,174 --> 00:14:47,657
'Cause it's always
out of tune.
330
00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,459
And this "F"
is still sticking.
331
00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:52,462
I'm sorry the equipment
is not to your liking,
332
00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:54,965
but I have to be here
while Leo is grounded.
333
00:14:54,999 --> 00:14:57,851
He's got to suffer a little
and think about what he's done.
334
00:15:00,555 --> 00:15:02,639
Sounds like
he's really reflecting!
335
00:15:02,673 --> 00:15:04,808
No, you're not crazy.
336
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:08,028
That's woman's bananas...
Ba-Nanas.
337
00:15:10,281 --> 00:15:12,232
Can I call you back
in a little bit?
338
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,751
I have a thing
I have to do.
339
00:15:14,785 --> 00:15:16,870
Yeah, I'll tell you
all about it later.
340
00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:19,706
Bye.
341
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:23,877
- Hey.
- Hey. Larry's not here?
342
00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:26,713
I didn't see him...
343
00:15:28,082 --> 00:15:29,833
You know,
this is so silly.
344
00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,701
I mean, I don't...
I don't know.
345
00:15:31,736 --> 00:15:33,053
You sound amazing
on everything.
346
00:15:33,087 --> 00:15:34,754
I don't know
why he needs you to...
347
00:15:34,805 --> 00:15:38,892
To take singing lessons
from a chorus girl?
348
00:15:38,926 --> 00:15:40,911
That's not
what I was going to say.
349
00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:42,929
No?
350
00:15:42,964 --> 00:15:45,682
Look, I know this is awkward
for both of us.
351
00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,101
It's not awkward for me.
352
00:15:48,152 --> 00:15:49,669
Well, you're acting
kind of...
353
00:15:49,704 --> 00:15:51,220
Kind of what?
354
00:15:51,239 --> 00:15:53,106
No, tell me.
How am I acting?
355
00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:54,908
Look, you don't have to be
all mad at me, okay?
356
00:15:54,942 --> 00:15:56,910
I'm no threat to you.
I'm not anything.
357
00:15:56,944 --> 00:15:59,446
- My God.
- Okay.
358
00:15:59,497 --> 00:16:02,282
Can I give you
a little advice?
359
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:05,402
Please do.
360
00:16:05,436 --> 00:16:08,738
I'm a grown-up,
and I have a pretty clear sense
361
00:16:08,773 --> 00:16:10,440
of what I bring
to the party.
362
00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,742
That's the advice?
363
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:17,580
No, the advice is,
don't get ahead of yourself.
364
00:16:17,598 --> 00:16:20,383
If I need a little dialect
coaching once in a while,
365
00:16:20,417 --> 00:16:22,052
so be it.
366
00:16:22,086 --> 00:16:24,220
Marilyn got help all the time...
All the time.
367
00:16:25,806 --> 00:16:28,942
But she knew what she brought
to the party too,
368
00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:33,396
and what she had
couldn't be taught.
369
00:16:35,366 --> 00:16:36,933
Larry!
370
00:16:36,951 --> 00:16:39,119
We've been waiting
and waiting.
371
00:16:40,871 --> 00:16:42,956
We've done a lot of shows
together, Julia.
372
00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:46,609
Yes, we have.
You know I'll get it done.
373
00:16:46,627 --> 00:16:48,328
Better sooner
rather than later.
374
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:50,914
I hear you...
Completely.
375
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:54,450
Sorry.
376
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:56,836
Hello?
Hi.
377
00:16:56,887 --> 00:16:58,672
- I tried.
- I know.
378
00:16:58,723 --> 00:17:00,790
Thank you so much
for getting back to me.
379
00:17:00,808 --> 00:17:03,677
Yeah, we just wanted
to make sure
380
00:17:03,728 --> 00:17:05,795
that this, um...
381
00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:10,317
Very small legal situation
382
00:17:10,351 --> 00:17:12,018
that Leo found himself in...
383
00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:16,606
That it's not gonna
affect the adoption and...
384
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,475
No, he wasn't arrested,
technically.
385
00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:21,494
It...
386
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:28,651
I get it.
387
00:17:28,669 --> 00:17:32,172
No.
388
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:35,308
I got it.
389
00:17:35,343 --> 00:17:38,044
Thank you.
390
00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:41,047
Hey.
391
00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:43,049
What can I do for you?
392
00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:44,734
Nothing.
393
00:17:44,769 --> 00:17:47,070
Are you...
Is everything okay?
394
00:17:47,104 --> 00:17:49,723
- No.
- No?
395
00:17:49,757 --> 00:17:51,775
No.
396
00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:02,185
♪ here's the key
for my ignition ♪
397
00:18:02,203 --> 00:18:04,821
♪ hit the gas
to my transmission ♪
398
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,322
♪ when you hear
the things I'm wishin' ♪
399
00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:08,992
♪ you won't offer
opposition ♪
400
00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:10,744
♪ let's prohibit
prohibition ♪
401
00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:12,695
♪ let's ♪
all: ♪ let's ♪
402
00:18:12,713 --> 00:18:14,647
♪ be ♪
♪ be ♪
403
00:18:14,682 --> 00:18:20,587
♪ bad ♪
♪ bad ♪
404
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:23,807
♪ some like it hot,
and that ain't bad ♪
405
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,552
Should I try
something else?
406
00:18:40,441 --> 00:18:43,076
Not necessary.
Moving on.
407
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:45,078
Let's take ten.
408
00:19:04,903 --> 00:19:07,855
I'm going to pretend
that you said, "come in."
409
00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:09,773
I didn't.
410
00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:16,730
Come on...
411
00:19:16,748 --> 00:19:19,700
I'm tired of being
your prison warden.
412
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:22,469
It's me.
413
00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:25,039
Were you smoking pot
with Mason that day?
414
00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:29,710
For the 28th time,
I've told you, no.
415
00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:31,879
Have you ever smoked pot?
416
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,747
I can't believe
you just asked me that.
417
00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:36,300
I'm 16, and I live
in New York City... next.
418
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,638
- Do you smoke a lot?
- No.
419
00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,406
I've tried it a few times.
420
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,925
Look, I know
I was a colossal idiot,
421
00:19:44,943 --> 00:19:47,728
going to Central Park
with Mason and his vaporizer.
422
00:19:47,762 --> 00:19:48,946
It won't happen again.
423
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,597
See, it can't happen again.
424
00:19:50,615 --> 00:19:53,284
You can't be around anyone
who is smoking pot
425
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,920
or drinking
or doing anything illegal,
426
00:19:55,954 --> 00:19:59,006
because then it'll be
on your permanent record,
427
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:03,961
and that will affect
everything,
428
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,913
including the adoption.
429
00:20:05,947 --> 00:20:08,749
That's what you
really care about.
430
00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:11,235
No, I care about you,
431
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:14,305
and I know we both
want this adoption.
432
00:20:18,293 --> 00:20:19,510
6, 7...
1, 2, 3, 4...
433
00:20:19,561 --> 00:20:21,011
- Derek?
- 5, 6, 7...
434
00:20:21,062 --> 00:20:22,796
Derek.
435
00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:24,348
Yeah?
436
00:20:24,399 --> 00:20:26,267
I wondered if you wanted
to hear the trill first
437
00:20:26,301 --> 00:20:28,686
before we run it through.
438
00:20:28,737 --> 00:20:32,022
No, don't need to.
Actually, there's one thing.
439
00:20:32,073 --> 00:20:34,024
Jessica,
I might need you to...
440
00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:38,445
- Hey, have you seen Julia?
- She's working from home.
441
00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:40,948
She's having a family issue,
442
00:20:40,982 --> 00:20:44,001
and that's where she needs
to be... with her family.
443
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,669
All right, let's go.
444
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,338
We'll take it
from the vamp.
445
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,789
- Okay, guys.
- Please.
446
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,832
5, 6, 7, and...
447
00:21:02,938 --> 00:21:04,638
Sorry.
448
00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:07,458
I'm sorry. Sorry.
That's okay. No problem.
449
00:21:07,492 --> 00:21:10,227
Let's try it again.
450
00:21:15,283 --> 00:21:17,484
5, 6, 7, and...
451
00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:26,944
Ivy, why don't you
take five?
452
00:21:26,978 --> 00:21:28,879
No, no, hang on.
Hang on.
453
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,683
I got it.
454
00:21:49,718 --> 00:21:52,019
Take it from the top.
455
00:21:52,053 --> 00:21:55,689
From before
Marilyn's entrance, okay?
456
00:22:00,395 --> 00:22:02,863
♪ when we're feeling
down and low ♪
457
00:22:02,897 --> 00:22:05,065
♪ then our favorite word
is "no" ♪
458
00:22:05,099 --> 00:22:07,151
♪ 'cause it points
the way to go ♪
459
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:08,652
♪ let's be bad ♪
460
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:09,953
♪ who knows what... ♪
461
00:22:09,988 --> 00:22:11,739
Does anyone think
she'll actually show up?
462
00:22:11,773 --> 00:22:13,073
Is she even on the set?
463
00:22:13,107 --> 00:22:15,042
Miss Monroe
is in her dressing room.
464
00:22:15,076 --> 00:22:17,411
- What kind of shape is she in?
- Her shape ain't the problem.
465
00:22:17,445 --> 00:22:19,079
Where is she?
466
00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:20,581
We're gonna be stuck here
all night.
467
00:22:20,615 --> 00:22:22,132
How many takes
we do yesterday... 60?
468
00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:23,834
You know, someone
should fire her.
469
00:22:23,868 --> 00:22:25,502
Fire miss Monroe?
470
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:27,171
♪ yeah, drummer man,
do what you can ♪
471
00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,139
♪ tonight the hoo
will hit the fan ♪
472
00:22:29,174 --> 00:22:31,341
♪ if you need
some more enticing ♪
473
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,343
♪ here's a girl
with twice the spicing ♪
474
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,345
♪ we're the cake,
but she's the icing ♪
475
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:39,950
♪ let's be bad,
let's be bad ♪
476
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,159
Arthur, where is she?
477
00:22:49,194 --> 00:22:51,328
She's in her dressing room.
She's not feeling well.
478
00:22:51,362 --> 00:22:54,815
I'm not feeling well either.
Get her out here now!
479
00:22:56,818 --> 00:22:59,119
Here she is, boys.
480
00:22:59,153 --> 00:23:01,154
Marilyn Monroe
in the flesh,
481
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,374
all ready to film yet
another thrilling movie
482
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,659
about a dumb blonde.
483
00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,294
Marilyn,
you look wonderful.
484
00:23:07,328 --> 00:23:10,347
And that's all that matters,
isn't it?
485
00:23:10,381 --> 00:23:12,800
Darling, so many pills.
486
00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:15,853
How do you expect me
to keep going?
487
00:23:15,887 --> 00:23:17,971
You're not bringing in
any dough.
488
00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:20,340
Somebody has to support us.
489
00:23:20,358 --> 00:23:22,008
Let's take it
from her entrance.
490
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,361
- Where's my mark?
- Right this way, miss Monroe.
491
00:23:24,395 --> 00:23:26,847
Follow me.
492
00:23:29,234 --> 00:23:30,684
Action!
493
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,736
♪ let's be bad ♪
494
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:35,239
♪ let's be bad ♪
495
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,917
♪ if you say
something is taboo ♪
496
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,169
♪ well, that's the thing
I want to do ♪
497
00:23:49,203 --> 00:23:51,889
♪ do it till
we're black and blue ♪
498
00:23:51,923 --> 00:23:53,423
♪ let's be bad ♪
499
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,059
♪ guns and gangsters
suit me fine ♪
500
00:23:56,094 --> 00:23:58,228
♪ Al Capone
is a buddy of mine ♪
501
00:23:58,263 --> 00:24:00,430
♪ he's my big-shot Valentine ♪
502
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,933
♪ let's be bad ♪
503
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,902
♪ if spirits are saggin' ♪
504
00:24:04,936 --> 00:24:06,904
♪ if feet are a-draggin' ♪
505
00:24:06,938 --> 00:24:08,856
♪ fall off of that wagon ♪
506
00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:11,241
♪ the piano hums
to the bass and drums ♪
507
00:24:11,276 --> 00:24:13,610
♪ and I'll be dancing
when hoover comes ♪
508
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,612
♪ don't care
if you've tied the knot ♪
509
00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,698
♪ most folks want
what they ain't got ♪
510
00:24:17,732 --> 00:24:19,750
♪ melt the ice,
some like it hot ♪
511
00:24:19,784 --> 00:24:21,785
♪ let's be bad ♪
512
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:24,454
♪ here's my whistle,
make it wetter ♪
513
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,423
♪ let me wear
that Scarlet letter ♪
514
00:24:26,457 --> 00:24:28,876
♪ when I'm bad,
I'm even better ♪
515
00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:29,960
♪ let's be bad ♪
516
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,578
What a mess!
517
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,380
She's so doped up,
I can't use any of it.
518
00:24:33,414 --> 00:24:38,468
♪ say bye-bye propriety,
no polite society ♪
519
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,554
♪ give me notoriety ♪
520
00:24:40,588 --> 00:24:42,389
♪ let's be bad ♪
521
00:24:42,423 --> 00:24:44,725
You're fabulous, Marilyn.
522
00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:46,476
The whole world adores you.
523
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,278
Keep dancing.
You're gorgeous!
524
00:24:48,313 --> 00:24:50,647
- Gorgeous!
- Gorgeous!
525
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,449
♪ Bring on the vices ♪
526
00:24:52,483 --> 00:24:54,651
♪ don't care
what the price is ♪
527
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,236
♪ I'll add
the right spices ♪
528
00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:58,438
♪ when the stand-up bass
slaps you in the face ♪
529
00:24:58,456 --> 00:25:01,458
♪ well, it ain't my husband
I'll embrace ♪
530
00:25:01,492 --> 00:25:03,443
♪ I can't see
the use in waiting ♪
531
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,612
♪ your lips
are intoxicating ♪
532
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,464
♪ do my hips need
some translating? ♪
533
00:25:07,498 --> 00:25:09,666
♪ let's be bad ♪
534
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,802
♪ if I drown
in bathtub gin ♪
535
00:25:11,836 --> 00:25:13,637
♪ notify my next of kin ♪
536
00:25:13,671 --> 00:25:16,006
♪ they might grieve
or might jump in ♪
537
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,791
♪ let's be bad ♪
538
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,477
Who wants plays
and O'Neill dramas? ♪
539
00:25:20,511 --> 00:25:22,746
♪ Gershwin is
the cat's pajamas ♪
540
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,965
♪ I'm the queen
of the red-hot mamas ♪
541
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,934
♪ let's be bad ♪
542
00:25:26,968 --> 00:25:29,186
♪ each crook and g-man ♪
543
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,154
♪ each fop and he-man ♪
544
00:25:31,189 --> 00:25:33,023
♪ just stick
with me, man ♪
545
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,108
♪ every joint's a juke
with my red-hot uke ♪
546
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:37,361
♪ and just like Judas
once said to Luke ♪
547
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:39,529
♪ here's the key
for my ignition ♪
548
00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,531
♪ hit the gas
to my transmission ♪
549
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,617
♪ when you hear
the things I'm wishin' ♪
550
00:25:43,651 --> 00:25:45,819
♪ you won't offer
opposition ♪
551
00:25:45,837 --> 00:25:47,754
♪ let's prohibit
prohibition ♪
552
00:25:47,789 --> 00:25:49,823
♪ let's ♪
♪ let's ♪
553
00:25:49,841 --> 00:25:51,825
♪ be ♪
♪ be ♪
554
00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:54,094
♪ bad ♪
555
00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:58,265
♪ bad ♪
556
00:25:58,299 --> 00:26:01,184
♪ some like it hot,
and that ain't bad ♪
557
00:26:18,069 --> 00:26:20,871
- Hey, it was really amazing.
- Thanks.
558
00:26:20,905 --> 00:26:24,024
- I heard the trill.
- My God, just stop.
559
00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:26,994
Seriously,
don't condescend to me.
560
00:26:27,028 --> 00:26:28,528
I wasn't.
561
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,230
Look, I've got
a lot on my plate,
562
00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:31,965
but I'm handling it,
563
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,552
and I don't care what you think
or what Derek thinks.
564
00:26:45,005 --> 00:26:46,805
It's bad enough in my personal life,
565
00:26:46,884 --> 00:26:48,818
But now he's psyching me out
in rehearsal.
566
00:26:48,915 --> 00:26:50,498
I mean, you saw me today.
567
00:26:50,532 --> 00:26:52,500
I saw you pull it together
and kill it.
568
00:26:52,534 --> 00:26:55,804
Thanks, but right now
it feels like it's killing me.
569
00:26:55,838 --> 00:26:57,138
I'll get this round.
570
00:26:57,173 --> 00:27:00,558
No, no, I'm already drunk.
571
00:27:00,593 --> 00:27:03,544
Hey, what did I miss?
Who's he drinking about?
572
00:27:03,562 --> 00:27:07,515
He won't say,
but I have my suspicions.
573
00:27:07,549 --> 00:27:10,235
Don't you want to know
who it is?
574
00:27:10,269 --> 00:27:12,687
No. This company has
too many drama queens as it is,
575
00:27:12,721 --> 00:27:14,823
which reminds me...
I tried breaking the ice
576
00:27:14,857 --> 00:27:16,191
with your friend Tom.
577
00:27:16,225 --> 00:27:17,742
He's a hoot.
578
00:27:17,777 --> 00:27:19,577
What's your problem
with Tom?
579
00:27:19,612 --> 00:27:22,864
- He's just so gay.
- Sam, you're gay.
580
00:27:22,898 --> 00:27:25,817
- You're gay?
- He's so gay.
581
00:27:25,851 --> 00:27:29,204
I'm not that gay,
just gay.
582
00:27:29,238 --> 00:27:30,922
I don't think
I should have to wear a banner.
583
00:27:30,957 --> 00:27:34,042
Come on!
Where's your defense?
584
00:27:34,076 --> 00:27:35,743
You might want
to wear a banner...
585
00:27:35,761 --> 00:27:37,879
Maybe a little rainbow bracelet
or something.
586
00:27:37,913 --> 00:27:39,681
Anyway,
I'm done playing games.
587
00:27:39,715 --> 00:27:41,216
I should just ask Derek
where I stand.
588
00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:43,084
- Please don't.
- Why shouldn't she?
589
00:27:43,102 --> 00:27:44,519
Wouldn't you rather know
one way or the other?
590
00:27:44,553 --> 00:27:46,204
- I know I would.
- Yeah, that's it.
591
00:27:46,238 --> 00:27:49,024
- I'm doing it.
- Me too.
592
00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:50,425
It was humiliating.
593
00:27:50,443 --> 00:27:52,093
First, he had me sing
Happy Birthday
594
00:27:52,111 --> 00:27:53,445
in front of everyone.
595
00:27:53,479 --> 00:27:55,430
Then he made me give her
a private lesson.
596
00:27:55,448 --> 00:27:57,232
How is that humiliating?
597
00:27:57,266 --> 00:27:59,034
It sounds like he's got
a lot of faith in you.
598
00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,785
"Faith" is not exactly
the word.
599
00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:03,705
It's all payback for the first
time I sang it to him.
600
00:28:03,739 --> 00:28:06,875
He owes you payback?
For singing Happy Birthday?
601
00:28:06,909 --> 00:28:10,045
He's just a piece of work,
and so is that Ivy.
602
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:13,781
Well, office politics...
You can't escape them.
603
00:28:13,799 --> 00:28:16,451
Come on, my love,
we're gonna be late.
604
00:28:16,469 --> 00:28:17,969
Like,
she's a walking bombshell.
605
00:28:18,004 --> 00:28:21,139
So maybe I'm not all...
You know, all the time.
606
00:28:21,173 --> 00:28:23,058
I'm sorry,
but I wasn't raised that way.
607
00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:26,561
I always looked down on girls
who were all about being sexy.
608
00:28:26,595 --> 00:28:28,596
It just seemed so desperate.
609
00:28:28,630 --> 00:28:31,316
I was hoping
you might wear something,
610
00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:32,800
you know, sexier.
611
00:28:32,818 --> 00:28:34,819
Did you even hear
a word I just said?
612
00:28:34,854 --> 00:28:36,154
Look, cut me a break here.
613
00:28:36,188 --> 00:28:37,805
I'm under a lot of pressure
at work.
614
00:28:37,823 --> 00:28:39,607
I'm fighting to get
this promotion,
615
00:28:39,641 --> 00:28:41,242
and I don't even know
who I'm up against.
616
00:28:41,277 --> 00:28:42,944
What I do know is,
I've got a hot girlfriend,
617
00:28:42,978 --> 00:28:45,313
and it wouldn't hurt
to show you off
618
00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:47,649
at a big party
on the Intrepid tonight.
619
00:28:47,683 --> 00:28:49,334
Poor Marilyn.
620
00:28:49,385 --> 00:28:51,920
This was what her life
was like every day.
621
00:28:51,954 --> 00:28:54,105
I mean, this is what drove her
to booze and pills, you know.
622
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,790
This is what killed her.
623
00:28:55,808 --> 00:28:58,626
Yeah, well, a sexy dress
is not going to kill you,
624
00:28:58,644 --> 00:29:00,678
but I might,
if you don't hurry up.
625
00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:03,014
Come on, you know I love you
for your mind.
626
00:29:03,065 --> 00:29:05,016
I just cannot be late tonight.
627
00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:08,436
Then just go, babe.
I'll meet you there.
628
00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:12,407
Really, just go.
Okay. I'll see you.
629
00:29:17,863 --> 00:29:19,848
Hey. I'm Ivy.
630
00:29:36,098 --> 00:29:39,050
♪ this is a man's world ♪
631
00:29:40,836 --> 00:29:45,640
♪ this is a man's world ♪
632
00:29:47,109 --> 00:29:50,678
♪ but it wouldn't be nothing ♪
633
00:29:50,696 --> 00:29:54,566
♪ nothing without a woman ♪
634
00:29:54,617 --> 00:29:56,534
♪ or a girl ♪
635
00:29:59,789 --> 00:30:02,824
♪ you see ♪
636
00:30:02,858 --> 00:30:07,695
♪ man made the car ♪
637
00:30:07,713 --> 00:30:11,416
♪ to take us over the road ♪
638
00:30:11,467 --> 00:30:15,369
♪ man made the train ♪
639
00:30:15,387 --> 00:30:18,423
♪ to carry,
carry the heavy load ♪
640
00:30:18,474 --> 00:30:21,559
♪ you see, this is a,
a man's ♪
641
00:30:21,594 --> 00:30:26,397
♪ man's, man's,
man's world ♪
642
00:30:26,432 --> 00:30:30,602
♪ but it don't mean nothing ♪
643
00:30:30,653 --> 00:30:36,224
♪ without a woman
or a girl ♪
644
00:30:37,776 --> 00:30:40,528
♪ he's lost
in the wilderness ♪
645
00:30:42,248 --> 00:30:46,067
♪ he's lost
in the bitterness ♪
646
00:30:48,621 --> 00:30:51,039
♪ this is ♪
647
00:30:51,073 --> 00:30:55,126
♪ a man's world ♪
648
00:31:00,182 --> 00:31:03,601
♪ and it's nothing ♪
649
00:31:03,636 --> 00:31:06,638
♪ without a ♪
650
00:31:06,689 --> 00:31:09,891
♪ woman ♪
651
00:31:17,149 --> 00:31:19,951
Yeah, I know what I bring
to the party.
652
00:31:23,622 --> 00:31:25,073
We have to talk.
653
00:31:25,107 --> 00:31:27,075
You cannot be here.
Go home.
654
00:31:27,109 --> 00:31:28,943
No, I-I will.
I promise. I will.
655
00:31:28,978 --> 00:31:31,246
- Just give me two minutes.
- Hey, is that Swifty?
656
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,415
Leo! Hey.
My man!
657
00:31:34,449 --> 00:31:36,668
You have tripled in size!
658
00:31:36,719 --> 00:31:38,953
Listen to me.
I've turned into that guy.
659
00:31:38,971 --> 00:31:40,505
What happened
to the goatee?
660
00:31:40,556 --> 00:31:42,957
It's gone.
But I did get this.
661
00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:45,293
- Am I still cool?
- For an old guy.
662
00:31:45,311 --> 00:31:47,178
Michael is just
dropping something off.
663
00:31:47,229 --> 00:31:48,646
You want to stay
for dinner?
664
00:31:48,681 --> 00:31:50,315
No, no, no.
There's not enough food.
665
00:31:50,349 --> 00:31:52,350
Well, actually, I'd love to.
I-I skipped lunch.
666
00:31:52,401 --> 00:31:53,685
Well, don't get
too excited.
667
00:31:53,719 --> 00:31:54,986
You know my mom's
idea of cooking
668
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:56,854
is nuking stuff
from trader Joe's.
669
00:31:56,906 --> 00:31:58,356
That's not true!
670
00:31:58,407 --> 00:32:00,825
I made the salad.
671
00:32:08,984 --> 00:32:11,469
Hey!
672
00:32:11,503 --> 00:32:14,322
I know you're in there.
The doorman told me you were.
673
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:17,041
He didn't even try to stop me.
674
00:32:17,092 --> 00:32:19,794
He was so nice,
675
00:32:19,828 --> 00:32:23,131
and he treated me
with respect.
676
00:32:23,165 --> 00:32:26,134
Do you even know
what that is...
677
00:32:26,168 --> 00:32:27,735
Respect?
678
00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:29,220
You're drunk, Ivy.
679
00:32:29,271 --> 00:32:31,889
What are you going on about?
680
00:32:31,941 --> 00:32:34,809
No. No, no, no.
I'm not the problem. You are.
681
00:32:34,843 --> 00:32:36,644
You blow so hot and cold,
682
00:32:36,678 --> 00:32:38,512
I don't even know what day
it is anymore.
683
00:32:38,530 --> 00:32:40,148
You are so hideous to me
in rehearsal...
684
00:32:40,182 --> 00:32:41,532
I'm hardly hideous.
685
00:32:41,567 --> 00:32:43,067
You humiliate me...
686
00:32:43,118 --> 00:32:45,320
When you're not
ignoring me!
687
00:32:45,354 --> 00:32:47,355
Half the time,
I feel like I don't even exist
688
00:32:47,373 --> 00:32:50,425
for you in there!
689
00:32:50,459 --> 00:32:52,460
No one does.
690
00:32:57,216 --> 00:33:00,718
I am not kidding.
691
00:33:00,753 --> 00:33:03,087
And this isn't some big,
romantic statement
692
00:33:03,138 --> 00:33:05,423
about who I am as an artist...
It is just a fact.
693
00:33:05,474 --> 00:33:07,358
Don't give me...
694
00:33:07,393 --> 00:33:10,194
Don't give you what...
The truth?
695
00:33:10,229 --> 00:33:13,181
Isn't that
what you came here for?
696
00:33:13,215 --> 00:33:16,117
Look, I am building something
in that rehearsal room,
697
00:33:16,151 --> 00:33:19,370
and with all due respect,
it would be a lot easier
698
00:33:19,405 --> 00:33:22,040
if everyone pretended
just for five minutes
699
00:33:22,074 --> 00:33:23,775
not to have
all those annoying feelings,
700
00:33:23,826 --> 00:33:25,610
because frankly,
they get in my way.
701
00:33:25,661 --> 00:33:27,195
Theater
is about feelings!
702
00:33:27,229 --> 00:33:30,031
You can have feelings.
703
00:33:30,065 --> 00:33:33,785
They just need to be
about Marilyn.
704
00:33:33,836 --> 00:33:36,754
I'm not kidding.
705
00:33:36,789 --> 00:33:39,240
I know you're not.
706
00:33:47,950 --> 00:33:49,934
Are you staying?
707
00:33:52,638 --> 00:33:55,189
Are you asking me to stay?
708
00:33:57,259 --> 00:33:59,644
Come on...
709
00:34:04,766 --> 00:34:07,819
Don't be mad at me.
710
00:34:17,112 --> 00:34:18,496
Come on.
711
00:34:18,530 --> 00:34:19,797
Can I tell you again
712
00:34:19,832 --> 00:34:21,466
how incredible you look
in that dress?
713
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,784
Thanks, babe.
This our table?
714
00:34:23,802 --> 00:34:25,453
Sort of.
715
00:34:25,471 --> 00:34:27,588
R.J.'s assistant made sure
I sit by Jill Abramson.
716
00:34:27,622 --> 00:34:29,841
Which wasn't easy and could
seriously help this guy
717
00:34:29,892 --> 00:34:31,642
land the press secretary job.
718
00:34:31,677 --> 00:34:34,078
She's the executive editor
of the New York Times.
719
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:35,596
And?
720
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,981
Well, she's got
the mayor's ear.
721
00:34:37,015 --> 00:34:38,966
And?
722
00:34:38,984 --> 00:34:44,772
There are no extra seats
at this table. Sorry.
723
00:34:44,806 --> 00:34:47,975
Where do I go... the kitchen,
the West Side highway?
724
00:34:47,993 --> 00:34:49,494
No, it's...
It's just there.
725
00:34:49,528 --> 00:34:52,463
Table six, by the,
uh, helicopter.
726
00:34:52,498 --> 00:34:54,198
Perfect.
727
00:34:54,249 --> 00:34:57,335
Come on, there must be
some little chiquita
728
00:34:57,369 --> 00:34:58,652
who's after you.
729
00:34:58,670 --> 00:35:00,288
Girls in my school
are lame.
730
00:35:00,322 --> 00:35:02,206
Okay, show's over.
We're done.
731
00:35:02,257 --> 00:35:04,792
And what's this brush
with the law I heard about?
732
00:35:04,826 --> 00:35:05,993
You, uh...
You hitting the old...
733
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,331
- You told him about that?
- I said, "we're done."
734
00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:13,634
You know, your mother and I
used to smoke a little doob
735
00:35:13,668 --> 00:35:14,902
after a tough rehearsal.
736
00:35:14,937 --> 00:35:16,554
- What?
- Michael!
737
00:35:16,605 --> 00:35:18,506
She said she tried it
once at camp.
738
00:35:18,524 --> 00:35:19,957
You are such a liar.
739
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:22,226
Okay, Leo,
up to your room, now.
740
00:35:22,277 --> 00:35:24,312
Michael, I am calling you
a car again.
741
00:35:24,346 --> 00:35:26,197
I don't know what happened
to the last one.
742
00:35:26,231 --> 00:35:27,732
Stop laughing.
743
00:35:27,783 --> 00:35:31,702
Yes, hi.
It's 428 Carroll, again.
744
00:35:31,737 --> 00:35:33,738
I'm sorry.
I just assumed he knew.
745
00:35:33,772 --> 00:35:37,074
What else does my mom do
after a tough rehearsal?
746
00:35:37,126 --> 00:35:39,076
In bed, now!
747
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:47,535
Well, it's... it's not
on Broadway yet.
748
00:35:47,553 --> 00:35:50,204
It's a workshop based
on Marilyn Monroe's life.
749
00:35:50,222 --> 00:35:53,341
Are you Marilyn?
750
00:35:53,375 --> 00:35:56,060
Yes, yes.
Yeah, I am.
751
00:35:56,094 --> 00:35:57,562
That's wonderful.
752
00:35:57,596 --> 00:35:59,347
So do they have you
in a little blonde wig
753
00:35:59,381 --> 00:36:01,882
- and a skirt that blows up?
- Okay.
754
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:04,902
Sorry, but, hey,
you wear a dress like that,
755
00:36:04,937 --> 00:36:07,388
you got to like it
that we look.
756
00:36:07,406 --> 00:36:10,525
That's right.
That's why I wore this...
757
00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:13,361
So that men everywhere
could enjoy looking at me
758
00:36:13,395 --> 00:36:15,279
and think
about having sex with me.
759
00:36:15,314 --> 00:36:16,731
Was that too direct?
760
00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:19,233
That's pretty direct.
761
00:36:19,251 --> 00:36:21,736
So is the dress, and we
already know you like that.
762
00:36:21,770 --> 00:36:25,206
- I'm seeing the Marilyn.
- You want to see some more?
763
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:28,793
Maybe I should sing you
Happy Birthday, Mr. President.
764
00:36:28,844 --> 00:36:30,578
Would you like that?
765
00:36:30,612 --> 00:36:34,582
How aboutHappy Birthday,
Mr. Press secretary?
766
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,135
- Press secretary?
- That's right.
767
00:36:38,187 --> 00:36:40,805
You're looking at
the next mayoral press secretary
768
00:36:40,856 --> 00:36:41,922
of New York City.
769
00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:44,458
Really?
770
00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:47,445
So, uh, do you work
for the city?
771
00:36:47,479 --> 00:36:51,148
Well, not this one
right now... D. C.
772
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,067
How did we get back
to politics?
773
00:36:53,101 --> 00:36:54,952
What do you say...
774
00:36:54,987 --> 00:36:58,239
You sing for me
back at my hotel,
775
00:36:58,273 --> 00:37:00,658
and I buy you room service?
776
00:37:00,709 --> 00:37:04,846
What a fantastic offer...
777
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,114
Mr. Denby.
778
00:37:07,132 --> 00:37:09,617
I'll be in touch.
779
00:37:09,635 --> 00:37:12,303
Excuse me.
780
00:37:18,036 --> 00:37:19,436
Who are you?
Sherlock Holmes?
781
00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:20,848
How did you get
all that out of him?
782
00:37:20,883 --> 00:37:22,383
I didn't even have
to try.
783
00:37:22,434 --> 00:37:25,119
- This dress did all the work.
- Well, thank you.
784
00:37:25,154 --> 00:37:28,506
You know,
I'm sorry for everything.
785
00:37:29,942 --> 00:37:32,510
Well, this car
is helping me forgive you.
786
00:37:32,528 --> 00:37:33,844
It sure beats the "C" train.
787
00:37:33,862 --> 00:37:35,863
You can thank R.J.
for this.
788
00:37:35,898 --> 00:37:38,032
- Do we have to?
- Karen.
789
00:37:38,066 --> 00:37:40,868
I am kidding.
I know there's nothing going on.
790
00:37:40,903 --> 00:37:42,737
She just...
She bugs me.
791
00:37:42,788 --> 00:37:44,205
There's so nothing
going on.
792
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,158
- I know.
- What are you doing?
793
00:37:47,192 --> 00:37:49,410
I'm proving that
there's nothing wrong with me
794
00:37:49,461 --> 00:37:50,661
below the neck.
795
00:37:50,695 --> 00:37:51,996
Well, I never
thought there was.
796
00:37:56,034 --> 00:37:57,835
Sorry.
797
00:37:57,869 --> 00:38:00,054
Is there a screen thingamajig
you could put up or something?
798
00:38:00,088 --> 00:38:01,639
- No, sir.
- Okay.
799
00:38:08,447 --> 00:38:12,517
Yeah, wow.
800
00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:15,953
Wait.
What is your "wow" about?
801
00:38:17,956 --> 00:38:21,692
I guess just that we finally got
together and did it.
802
00:38:21,727 --> 00:38:25,112
Yeah.
That's true.
803
00:38:26,949 --> 00:38:31,752
Wait. Why?
What was your "wow" about?
804
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:37,925
I mean, the sex was great too.
Don't get me wrong.
805
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,628
Tom, I think
it's safe to say
806
00:38:40,679 --> 00:38:43,747
that what we just had was in
no way anywhere near "wow" sex.
807
00:38:43,765 --> 00:38:46,968
My God. Thank God.
I'm so relieved.
808
00:38:47,019 --> 00:38:49,387
Did you really think that
I thought it was great sex?
809
00:38:49,421 --> 00:38:51,138
It was terrible sex.
810
00:38:51,190 --> 00:38:54,775
It was maybe even
"wow, that was terrible" sex.
811
00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:57,445
Well, I mean,
it wasn't that bad.
812
00:38:57,479 --> 00:38:58,596
I've had worse.
813
00:38:58,614 --> 00:39:00,264
I'm not sure I have.
814
00:39:43,292 --> 00:39:45,126
Okay,
this has got to be us.
815
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,379
It's got to be us.
It's got to... it's got to be us.
816
00:39:48,413 --> 00:39:51,032
Why are you trying so hard
to get rid of me, Jules?
817
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:53,651
You know
you can't get rid of me.
818
00:39:56,204 --> 00:39:59,123
Michael, look at me.
819
00:39:59,157 --> 00:40:01,876
Gladly.
820
00:40:01,910 --> 00:40:03,044
What?
821
00:40:03,095 --> 00:40:05,463
We both
have families now.
822
00:40:05,497 --> 00:40:07,448
I love mine
more than anything,
823
00:40:07,482 --> 00:40:10,334
and I know
you love yours.
824
00:40:10,352 --> 00:40:13,554
We're not gonna mess that up,
do you hear me?
825
00:40:13,605 --> 00:40:16,557
- I want to be with you.
- God.
826
00:40:27,903 --> 00:40:33,891
♪ I've been so many places
in my life and time ♪
827
00:40:33,925 --> 00:40:36,243
No, no, no, no.
828
00:40:38,029 --> 00:40:42,750
♪ I've sung a lot of songs ♪
829
00:40:42,801 --> 00:40:46,921
♪ and I've made
some bad rhymes ♪
830
00:40:46,972 --> 00:40:50,257
No.
831
00:40:50,309 --> 00:40:53,227
♪ But we're alone now ♪
832
00:40:53,261 --> 00:41:00,384
♪ and I'm singing
this song for you ♪
833
00:41:00,402 --> 00:41:04,071
♪ I want you in a place ♪
834
00:41:04,106 --> 00:41:10,027
♪ where there's
no space or time ♪
835
00:41:10,061 --> 00:41:13,447
♪ I need you in my life ♪
836
00:41:15,734 --> 00:41:20,037
♪ you're a friend of mine ♪
837
00:41:20,071 --> 00:41:24,408
♪ and when my life is over ♪
838
00:41:25,761 --> 00:41:30,097
♪ remember
when we were together ♪
839
00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:34,101
♪ we were alone ♪
840
00:41:34,136 --> 00:41:42,760
♪ and I was singing
this song for you ♪
841
00:41:44,529 --> 00:41:45,946
Go home.
842
00:41:50,152 --> 00:41:52,286
Okay.
843
00:41:54,966 --> 00:42:00,466
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