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Greetings and salutations.
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So happy to see
you finally came to your senses
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and gave us another shot.
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Well, we went with
another security company,
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and then we got robbed.
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Ha. It's touching stories like
that that keep us in business.
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Why don't you
come with me this way,
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and I'll introduce you
to the contra club?
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Look alive, people!
Mr. Fox is in the house!
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First up, we got cash,
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our resident gadget geek
and Sci-Fi fantasy freak.
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I'm more than meets the eye, baby.
(Whirs)
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And of course, Melanie,
lock picker and ass kicker.
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(Clank)
You lock it, I pop it.
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And last but not least,
Cameron price,
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our star hacker
and cyber cracker.
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(Computer beeps) If you upload it, I'll...
download it.
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Sorry. I didn't know
we were doing catchphrases.
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I gotta say, Oz... you've got
a well-oiled machine here.
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Top security team
in the business.
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And they saved the best
for last.
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I'm Veronica,
the sassy receptionist.
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I type 14 words a minute.
I know how to e-mail.
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I'm up to windows 95.
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She's the temp.
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Yeah, more like temptress.
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That's a peek under our skirts
here at contra.
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You want to see any more, you're
gonna have to put a ring on it.
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Thank you very much, sir.
Looking forward to it.
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Well, I just landed us
a nice jobski.
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- You know what that means.
- You got first round?
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I'll allow it.
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(Aerosmith) ? sweet
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? emotion
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? sweet
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? emotion
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♪ talk about things
that nobody cares ♪
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♪ wearing other things
that nobody w... ♪
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(Music stops abruptly)
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What's going on, guys?
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A second ago,
you guys were all like,
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Invite only.
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And...
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I just bumped you up
to the v.I.P. List.
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We can take my kia sedona!
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Hey!
(Laughs)
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Why is Oz being so nice
to this crazy lady?
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He's definitely up to something.
Well, then again, when isn't he?
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No, even for him,
this is an epic fail.
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Well, look, I totally get it.
The lady is an inspiration
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for the greatest prank
I'm gonna pull in this office.
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Oops, forgot my I.D.
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Don't want anybody thinking
I'm your kid sister.
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Okay, I'm gonna
fire up the minivan.
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Hope nobody's allergic to cats.
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Prank her, cash.
Prank her hard.
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Hey. You wanted to see me?
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Hey! Cam the man.
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This is a very,
very big day for you.
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Okay.
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I would like you...
To take a seat.
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But that's
your Captain kirk chair.
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Have a seat, Chekov.
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(Sighs)
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Why do I feel like
you're going to kill me?
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No, no. No, no, no.
That's just a vibe I give off.
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I'm really a...
A very, very gentle soul.
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You've been here
what, a year now?
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Would you say that
you're happy, cam?
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Yeah, of course. I mean,
this place is like family.
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Yeah. We are like
a little family in this office.
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Now we have a...
A new member.
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(Cameron)
Yeah. Kooky aunt Ronnie.
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I want you to take her
under your wing. You know?
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Uh, show her the ropes.
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Oh, yeah, we're gonna
show her the ropes.
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I mean, cash is planning
something epic.
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No, no. Stop right there.
No pranks,
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especially after what happened
to the last receptionist.
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Hey! All you normal-size people,
help me! I'm shrinking!
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Seriously?
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Seriously!
No touch-y that temp-y.
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Now get out there and welcome
her on into the fold.
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(Cameron) We're not
your typical office, you know?
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We do high-end security, so...
Yeah.
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- Um, you know, we protect museums...
- Mm-hmm.
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- Corporations, weird island compounds...
- Wow.
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You know, things can get
kind of crazy around here.
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Oh, boy. The craziest thing that happened
at my old office was a little
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unwanted game of grab-ass
with Harry from accounting.
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Oh, my God.
That happened to you?
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Oh, no.
That happened by me. Yeah.
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Oh, lordy, that man
had a sweet, sweet chassis.
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Mm. Whomp. There it is.
Oh. Mm. Yeah.
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What is happening?
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You know what's happening, cam?
Is your tour is...
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(Blows raspberry)
So I'm taking over.
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W...
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first up, we've got...
This guy...
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Mitchell!
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Cash!
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With the gadgets and the toys
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and the quippy one-liners.
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I hate your face.
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All right, next.
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Oh, and there's
little miss hot potato.
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Yep, that's Melanie.
She's our lock picker.
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Mm. She is fine
like rice wine.
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Camby, I have seen
the way you look at her.
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Are you guys...
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What?
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(Makes squeaking sounds)
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(Whispers) No. No. Stop.
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(Imitates water running,
gulps)
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(Sighs,
resumes squeaking sounds)
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(Whispers) No. (Normal voice)
Ple... please stop that.
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We're not... we don't...
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(Makes squeaking sound)
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No. No. We're not "eeky-eeky."
We're just... we're friends.
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She was dating this total douche
until he got arrested
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- for selling clean urine to airline pilots.
- What?
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Yeah, totally could have
made a move,
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but the last thing
I wanted to be was a rebound,
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so I didn't really...
you know what?
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No. I don't know why I'm...
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tour's over.
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Wait, no, no. We were just
getting to the good stuff.
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You got the deets
on all the peeps.
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Ooh. Who's that?
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That'd be creepy Carol.
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She's in charge of H.R.
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Oh, that is so cute.
I love nicknames.
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Hi, creepy Carol!
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N... th... no. That's more of
a not-to-her-face nickname?
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Yeah, we avoid her
at all costs.
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Every office has one, right?
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Yeah.
(Chuckles)
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(Under breath)
And now we've got two.
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(Ball clatters)
(Cameron) Ohh!
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Ohh. Skunked again.
(Laughs)
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I'm off my game! I mean,
I can't prank the new girl?
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This is just un-American.
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Oz said... (Imitates Oz)
"No touch-y the temp-y."
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It doesn't make sense.
Oz cherishes a good prank.
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Well, the whole thing
was strange.
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I mean, I sat in his kirk chair,
he gave me a back rub, and...
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We kind of had a moment.
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You sat in the kirk chair?
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You think something's
wrong with Oz?
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What are you talking about?
I know Oz.
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If there was something going on,
I'd... oh, my God!
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This is a first. Oz is in
a meeting with creepy Carol?
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Alone.
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She smells like soup.
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Why would he be
meeting with H.R.?
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You think somebody's
getting the boot?
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Only one way to find out,
but it's not gonna be pleasant.
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(Liquid bubbling)
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Mm. That's yummy.
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I can't believe I'm here
with you guys... at funanigan's.
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I mean, you're so pretty
and so cool and so black,
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and it's happening.
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Mm? How come nobody's sipping?
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Oh.
Oh, we are.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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So, Carol, what was that
big meeting with Oz all about?
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- Yeah, who's getting fired? Is it me?
- Mm.
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I'm getting fired, aren't I?
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(High-pitched voice) Aah!
Ginormous brain freeze!
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(Both laugh)
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Uh, no. (Sighs)
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Oz would never fire you guys.
You guys know that.
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But the company that he wants
to sell contra to might.
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I'm just saying
there's a big meeting tonight.
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Don't tell anyone.
It's confidential, okay?
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Mm, mm.
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Psst.
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(Lowered voice)
I'm really drunk.
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(Men without hats'
"the safety dance" playing)
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Oh, my God.
You guys, this is my jam. (Hums)
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You really don't think Oz would sell
contra without talking to us?
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I know why he's not talking.
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New owners are gonna
clean house, and I'm boned.
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A 26-year-old uber-geek
who lives in his ma's garage
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doesn't pop on a resume.
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Unless 401(K) Means "I have
400 grand in the bank"...
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(Whispers) I'm screwed.
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(Lowered voice)
Ohh, are we gossiping?
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(Normal voice) Ohh, ho ho ho ho.
Dish it out. Mommy's hungry.
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Oh. Okay. I get it.
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Gotta earn it.
You're absolutely right.
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Respeck! Okay.
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I'm just gonna
head back to my ball,
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do a little desk-ercise,
fire up my core,
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get back into my leathers.
(Chuckles)
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I'm coming for you,
office hottie.
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(Whispers) Oh, yes.
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(Normal voice)
I'm gonna get her. (Chuckles)
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There's gotta be
some wiggle room
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on this pranking thing.
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Hey, Oz. Where you going?
Hmm? Big meeting?
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No, no, I, uh...
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I've got a hankering
for some dumplings.
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I can't decide
if I'm gonna stay local
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or head to Beijing
for some mama foo's. Peace.
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Are you selling contra?
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Now why on earth
would I do something
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as inconceivable as that?
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I don't know. All right?
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We can't conceive
of half the things you do,
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and the other half,
we just don't understand.
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Look at me. Am I blinking?
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Huh? Any tells?
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I don't think so.
I am not selling... contra.
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You got it?
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Now if you don't mind,
my shumai awaits.
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You saw that, right?
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(Lowered voice)
Sweat. Oz never sweats.
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I heard he got
his sweat glands removed.
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All right, you know what?
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We gotta figure out
who Oz is meeting,
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and we gotta
figure it out now.
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Got me?
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Kick me in the dumplings.
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There's Oz.
I guess his story checks out.
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Who's he meeting?
Oh, my God. It's Ronnie.
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What is she doing here?
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And what the hell
is she driving?
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Not a sensible kia 5-passenger
minivan, I'll tell you that!
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You don't think her and Oz
are "eeky-eeky," do you?
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Well, if they are,
they're very formal.
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Who is this woman?
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We gotta hurry up. Veronica
will be here any minute.
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"Mug half bull."
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Little forensics,
c.S.I. Contra,
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lifting fingerprints,
and got it.
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All right. And scan...
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(Keyboard clicks)
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Hacking
the d.M.V. Database now.
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(Beeping)
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Bingo-bango. Got a match.
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Looks like Veronica mann is actually...
(Key clicks)
246
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,387
"Veronica mann"?
247
00:10:14,388 --> 00:10:18,367
She's a V.P. Of acquisitions
for a company named "O.C.P."
248
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,728
Acquisitions?
The woman buys up companies?
249
00:10:21,729 --> 00:10:24,439
Why on earth would Oz
ever sell contra?
250
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,842
Hello? We're talking
about Oz here.
251
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,562
The man is an enigma
wrapped inside of a puzzle
252
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:32,548
wrapped inside of
an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
253
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,074
Well, the good ones.
The first one.
254
00:10:34,075 --> 00:10:35,551
Know what I think?
255
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,069
I think Veronica's going
all "undercover boss,"
256
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,079
trying to figure out
who to keep and who to let go.
257
00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:42,207
Oh, man, I am so fired.
258
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:46,127
... toys on his desk
and the quippy one-liners.
259
00:10:46,128 --> 00:10:47,462
I hate your face.
260
00:10:47,463 --> 00:10:49,089
Took me, like, an hour
to clean that thing.
261
00:10:49,090 --> 00:10:51,007
Really flared up
my tennis elbow.
262
00:10:51,008 --> 00:10:52,509
(Bang, splat)
Ah!
263
00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:54,677
Why do I have to be
so hilarious all the time?
264
00:10:54,678 --> 00:10:56,639
Look, she doesn't know
we've cracked her real identity.
265
00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,849
Let's just... pucker up
and smooch some Booty.
266
00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:01,127
(Singsongy) Good morning,
good morning, good morning!
267
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,102
Another beautiful day.
268
00:11:02,103 --> 00:11:03,812
Uh, hey!
Hey, girl!
269
00:11:03,813 --> 00:11:05,598
Veronica, what's up?
Hey, y...
270
00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,082
do you want some coffee?
271
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,602
'Cause I-I will drive to
the java hut and everything.
272
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,069
My mama's name is Veronica.
273
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,570
I like you.
274
00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:14,523
Okay.
275
00:11:14,524 --> 00:11:17,992
I know
what's happening here, guys.
276
00:11:17,993 --> 00:11:21,096
Am I making office friends?
Is that what's happening here?
277
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,615
Uh, yeah?
Come on.
278
00:11:22,972 --> 00:11:26,652
Oh, my gosh. Uh, can I make you
one of my famous banana breads?
279
00:11:27,142 --> 00:11:29,838
- You kidding me?
- (All) We love banana bread!
280
00:11:29,839 --> 00:11:33,007
Oh, I knew you would.
Hey, what's this doing here?
281
00:11:33,008 --> 00:11:35,544
You know, sometimes
my cat gets in the batter,
282
00:11:35,545 --> 00:11:37,496
but usually it's fine,
so... buddies!
283
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:39,430
All right.
(Hands clap)
284
00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:43,919
Excellent performance, kiddies.
What time's your next show?
285
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,804
Cute, but you lied
right to our faces.
286
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,840
(Lowered voice) I wanted
to tell you the truth,
287
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,124
but Ronnie
was right in earshot,
288
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,142
and it was part
of a condition of the sale.
289
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,793
Everything had to
be confidential.
290
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,512
I kept trying to
drop you guys clues.
291
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,447
- What clues?
- Oz don't sweat. (Liquid drops)
292
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:58,032
And, cam,
as much as I love ya,
293
00:11:58,033 --> 00:12:00,535
I don't rub dudes' shoulders
just for the heck of it.
294
00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:02,688
Of course. I mean, this place is like family.
(Rhythmic beeps)
295
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:03,746
Yeah.
296
00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:06,207
Morse code?
Who uses morse code anymore?
297
00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,126
It's very popular
with the Somali pirates.
298
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,662
Okay. Now we know.
299
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:11,379
Can you please tell us
why you're selling contra?
300
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:13,798
Well, what can I say? They made
me an offer I couldn't refuse.
301
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:15,341
You sold us out for money?
302
00:12:15,342 --> 00:12:17,503
(Sighs) That's usually
how a sale works, cam,
303
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,338
but look,
it's all copacetic.
304
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,956
Just show Ronnie how talented
and wonderful you guys are,
305
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,932
- and we're fine.
- Oh, God, no.
306
00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:24,851
She's gonna
see my talent firsthand.
307
00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:27,228
- Huh?
- I rigged her damn hippity hop.
308
00:12:28,598 --> 00:12:32,984
(Hissing)
309
00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:34,336
I told you, no pranks!
310
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,487
I told you, no pranks!
I didn't listen!
311
00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:43,119
(Slow-motion voice) Oh, no!
312
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:45,038
(Creaking)
313
00:12:52,692 --> 00:12:54,859
Looks like
the cat's out of the bag.
314
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,611
You no longer have to be
undercover, old Ronnie Brasco.
315
00:12:56,612 --> 00:12:57,759
Hi!
316
00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,386
So sorry for
the exploding fitness product.
317
00:13:00,387 --> 00:13:02,555
In my defense,
I didn't know you mattered.
318
00:13:02,556 --> 00:13:05,503
Ronnie here works
for optimal consumer products.
319
00:13:05,504 --> 00:13:07,372
They're rolling up
security companies,
320
00:13:07,373 --> 00:13:09,874
and they've got
their huge, corporate dart
321
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,857
aimed right at the bull's-eye...
our little contra band. Ha ha.
322
00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,379
(Lowered voice)
I may be your new boss.
323
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,736
(Normal voice)
Questions? Comments? Concerns?
324
00:13:16,737 --> 00:13:18,029
Little hands, shoot.
325
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,353
(Sighs) My doctor says
they're proportional.
326
00:13:22,716 --> 00:13:23,743
N-never mind.
327
00:13:23,744 --> 00:13:25,223
Okay, here's the dealio.
328
00:13:25,224 --> 00:13:27,592
When O.C.P. Buys a company,
329
00:13:27,593 --> 00:13:30,228
they're really buying
its employees,
330
00:13:30,229 --> 00:13:33,044
so now that
you've blown my cover,
331
00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:34,899
I have to get
the information about you
332
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:38,216
the old-fashioned way...
self-evaluations!
333
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:41,623
Just define yourselves for me,
would ya?
334
00:13:41,624 --> 00:13:44,292
I want to know about you...
what needs improvement,
335
00:13:44,293 --> 00:13:47,278
who's the weakest link,
who's a total dick...
336
00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:50,186
Okay, so you want us to
throw each other under the bus?
337
00:13:50,187 --> 00:13:52,300
No, cammy, not under.
338
00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:55,191
Just put 'em near the tires,
and I'll jam it into reverse.
339
00:13:55,192 --> 00:13:57,235
(Lowered voice)
She's giving me a fear boner.
340
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,841
Hello. Hi. Sorry I'm late.
341
00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:02,293
It was a terrible fuss
getting the ball up the stairs,
342
00:14:02,294 --> 00:14:04,867
as I'm sure you can imagine.
Um, does anybody have a tissue?
343
00:14:04,868 --> 00:14:07,482
I'm actually rather
allergic to Humphrey,
344
00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:10,352
- which... I think I've told you that before.
- No.
345
00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:14,305
I... no, I-I'm pretty sure I have,
'cause I get the red eyes and...
346
00:14:14,306 --> 00:14:15,824
Yeah. Isn't she cute?
347
00:14:15,825 --> 00:14:19,299
This is my executive assistant,
Molly Hughes.
348
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:22,614
She runs Ronnie-land,
also known as Veronica-ville,
349
00:14:22,615 --> 00:14:25,784
so you can just e-mail
those evals to this e-gal.
350
00:14:25,785 --> 00:14:27,419
Oh. Smashing.
351
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:29,851
That's another thing you haven't
told me about about there.
352
00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:31,561
(Laughs) You are so funny.
353
00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:33,258
Don't you just love
the way she talks?
354
00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:35,760
(British accent)
She's from across the pond.
355
00:14:35,761 --> 00:14:38,776
Just makes everything
sound so adorable.
356
00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,236
Ah. (Normal voice)
I just want to pick her up
357
00:14:40,237 --> 00:14:41,766
and put her in my pocket.
Okay.
358
00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:44,157
You kids have got
some homework to attend to,
359
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:45,575
so let's get on that.
360
00:14:45,576 --> 00:14:47,952
Is this gonna explode?
I don't know. Let's find out.
361
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,191
(Making beeping sound)
362
00:14:50,192 --> 00:14:51,726
Nice to meet you.
363
00:14:51,727 --> 00:14:52,915
(Cameron) Oh, my God.
364
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:54,696
I thought "kooky aunt Ronnie"
was just an act.
365
00:14:54,697 --> 00:14:57,065
That's really her personality.
366
00:14:57,066 --> 00:15:00,235
You want her to buy our office?
Her? Are you crazy?
367
00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:01,903
Boop. I'll allow it.
368
00:15:01,904 --> 00:15:04,155
Well, no, I won't.
369
00:15:04,156 --> 00:15:05,523
I'm sorry,
but I'm not working
370
00:15:05,524 --> 00:15:08,126
for Ronnie
or her faceless conglomerate.
371
00:15:08,127 --> 00:15:09,794
Well, at the moment,
you work for me,
372
00:15:09,795 --> 00:15:11,726
- so I say clickety clacky, type-y type-y.
- No way.
373
00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:14,416
Being a corporate bitch goes
against everything I stand for.
374
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,773
I'm not evaluating anything.
375
00:15:16,774 --> 00:15:18,253
Cam, wait.
376
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,922
You're forcing me to do
something I don't like to do...
377
00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:23,892
Tell the truth. (Pants)
378
00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:25,477
I'm broke, cam.
379
00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:28,012
What are you talking about?
You drive a Maserati.
380
00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:29,981
You fly to China
to get appetizers.
381
00:15:29,982 --> 00:15:31,983
You own a white tiger!
382
00:15:31,984 --> 00:15:33,568
I'm not saying I'm unhappy.
383
00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:35,553
I'm saying I'm broke, and if
this deal doesn't go through,
384
00:15:35,554 --> 00:15:37,021
everybody gets
kicked to the curb,
385
00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:39,724
and that is the thing
that would make me unhappy.
386
00:15:39,725 --> 00:15:41,242
All right,
I'll fill out the form.
387
00:15:41,243 --> 00:15:43,007
Aw, give Oz a hug.
388
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,529
Okay, all right...
389
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,969
Come on. Tell no one.
390
00:15:46,970 --> 00:15:50,168
Oh, cam, hey. How's this sound
for a self-evaluation?
391
00:15:50,169 --> 00:15:52,937
"Dear O.C.P., suck it."
392
00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:53,955
Wait, what?
393
00:15:53,956 --> 00:15:55,423
No, no, you were right, cam.
394
00:15:55,424 --> 00:15:58,147
We're not gonna let Oz sell
our office for a quick buck.
395
00:15:58,148 --> 00:16:01,317
I-I really don't think
you should send those to Molly.
396
00:16:01,318 --> 00:16:02,985
Good call.
397
00:16:02,986 --> 00:16:04,048
Boom.
398
00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:05,947
Sent it to Veronica.
399
00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:07,949
You should read what she wrote.
400
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,909
(Whispers)
You have a dirty, dirty mouth.
401
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,244
You have no idea
what you've done.
402
00:16:11,245 --> 00:16:13,308
I was just talking with Oz,
and he...
403
00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:16,093
(whirring)
404
00:16:18,564 --> 00:16:20,431
(Whirring stops)
405
00:16:20,432 --> 00:16:22,338
You... you want me
to C.C. You on this?
406
00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:25,236
(Typing)
407
00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,519
(Beep)
408
00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:35,726
Okay, cash, Mel, and delete.
409
00:16:40,056 --> 00:16:42,065
Hey there, big guy.
Hey.
410
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,568
Whatcha doing?
411
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:46,863
Oh, just surfing... porn.
Pornography. I have a problem.
412
00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:49,657
Oh, I love pornography.
Which site?
413
00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:51,951
The... naked... girl... females.
414
00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:53,928
Oh, my gosh. Are you high?
415
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,412
What?
Did you really think
416
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,965
a billion-dollar company
that rolls up security firms
417
00:16:57,966 --> 00:17:01,711
wasn't gonna notice if you
hacked into their V.P.S e-mail?
418
00:17:01,712 --> 00:17:03,479
Okay, wait. Ronnie,
I can explain.
419
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,197
I mean, this is my personal life
you're invading.
420
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,690
- What did you see, cam?
- I didn't see... I...
421
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:09,860
Private e-mails? Documents
from my divorce attorney?
422
00:17:09,861 --> 00:17:12,396
(Gasps)
Some regrettable photographs
423
00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:15,099
taken during
an emotional low point...
424
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:17,785
Wait. Stop. (Sighs) I... you're
telling me way more than I saw.
425
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,036
Is there some kind of
problem here, Ronnie?
426
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:20,321
Oz,
I was just trying to help.
427
00:17:20,322 --> 00:17:22,398
So this was your idea, Oswald.
428
00:17:22,399 --> 00:17:25,943
I am a fun gal, very, very
personable, if you will,
429
00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,378
but there is a line,
430
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,713
and your frack doesn't know
where the frick it is.
431
00:17:29,714 --> 00:17:31,866
Whoa, whoa,
what are you saying?
432
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:34,218
I am saying that
your little contra club
433
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:38,080
isn't O.C.P. material after all.
The deal is off.
434
00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:49,926
You're kind of giving me
that kill vibe again.
435
00:17:49,927 --> 00:17:51,401
(Clank)
436
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:54,738
All right.
437
00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:56,690
Beers are on me.
438
00:17:56,691 --> 00:17:59,142
It's the least I could do
for, you know, ruining lives.
439
00:17:59,143 --> 00:18:00,519
(Oz) It's not your fault, cam.
440
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,195
Well, it totally 100% is,
441
00:18:02,196 --> 00:18:04,564
but I am the guy who placed you
in this position, so...
442
00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:07,442
To contra.
It's been a hell of a ride.
443
00:18:07,443 --> 00:18:08,818
Mm.
Mm.
444
00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:11,404
(Clink) You know what?
Maybe it's not over.
445
00:18:11,405 --> 00:18:14,290
All this time,
Oz has had our backs,
446
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:17,627
even when we didn't know it,
so maybe it's time we had yours.
447
00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:19,579
Let's just show O.C.P.
We're worth buying.
448
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:23,133
(Sighs)
Sounds impossible...
449
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:26,294
But I am starting
to like those odds.
450
00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:28,004
Okay. Let's talk Turkey.
451
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:29,723
Tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.,
old Ronnie mann
452
00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:31,808
meets with the board
to kibosh the contra deal.
453
00:18:31,809 --> 00:18:33,526
That means we've only got
a few hours to figure out
454
00:18:33,527 --> 00:18:35,612
how to get in front of
those suits before she does.
455
00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:38,473
They're a billion-dollar company
running military-grade security.
456
00:18:38,474 --> 00:18:40,283
You know what? If Ronnie's
big meeting is set for 10:00,
457
00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:41,735
let's set our own for 9:00.
458
00:18:41,736 --> 00:18:43,953
Hey. Don't get yourself
lassoed again, cowboy.
459
00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:45,972
Don't worry. This time,
I'm behind seven proxies.
460
00:18:45,973 --> 00:18:47,490
Molly's computer
won't know what hit it.
461
00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:48,908
I'm overriding
her calendar settings.
462
00:18:48,909 --> 00:18:50,735
Got no idea what you just said.
463
00:18:50,736 --> 00:18:52,962
(Cameron) Melanie, you're in charge
of getting us in the door.
464
00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:55,048
(Bangs, whir)
465
00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:57,447
First floor's tricked out
with palm recognition scanne.
466
00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:58,501
That's all cash.
467
00:18:58,502 --> 00:18:59,744
All right. Security guard is
468
00:18:59,745 --> 00:19:02,672
a clippers season ticket holder.
Say exactly what I say.
469
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,292
Okay. Mikey d.
Clippers, right? Blake Griffin!
470
00:19:05,293 --> 00:19:08,253
Blake Gryffindor!
Harry Potter, y'all!
471
00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:09,531
Don't geek it up.
472
00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:11,506
I think I got his prints.
Let's see if this works.
473
00:19:12,815 --> 00:19:14,717
(Beeps)
474
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,428
(Lowered voice) We are in.
475
00:19:18,362 --> 00:19:20,073
(All, singsongy) Ronnie!
476
00:19:20,074 --> 00:19:22,725
(Cameron) There she is. Hey.
477
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:23,910
Ha ha. Wow.
478
00:19:23,911 --> 00:19:27,080
Kid. Fantastic.
479
00:19:27,081 --> 00:19:30,033
You've done it again.
Brilliant presentation.
480
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:33,286
Just refresh...
My memory as to why that is.
481
00:19:33,287 --> 00:19:35,905
Having them break into O.C.P...
482
00:19:35,906 --> 00:19:38,116
It's all coming back to me now.
483
00:19:38,117 --> 00:19:41,744
To show us the flaws in our own
"unbreakable" security.
484
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,998
"Unbreakable."
Well, sir, let me just say,
485
00:19:44,999 --> 00:19:48,752
I came here to chew bubble gum
and kick ass...
486
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:50,962
(Whispers)
And I'm all out of bubble gum.
487
00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:55,425
I may use that sometime,
but right now? Take a bow.
488
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:56,926
Hmm-hmm.
489
00:19:56,927 --> 00:19:59,971
We have a deal.
Give her a hand.
490
00:20:01,115 --> 00:20:02,807
Yeah.
491
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:07,954
Well, good morning,
contra security...
492
00:20:07,955 --> 00:20:11,708
a division
of optimal consumer products.
493
00:20:11,709 --> 00:20:14,736
It's about to get
real awesome up in hea.
494
00:20:14,737 --> 00:20:16,463
(Simple minds' "don't you
(Forget about me)" Playing)
495
00:20:16,464 --> 00:20:19,783
My sharonnie. Nice to see you
being such a good sport.
496
00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:21,284
Well, you know me.
497
00:20:21,285 --> 00:20:23,703
It's gonna be real joy
having you here.
498
00:20:23,704 --> 00:20:25,914
Well, that remains to be seen.
499
00:20:25,915 --> 00:20:28,475
By the by, I don't know
if you're still interested in
500
00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:30,877
these self-evaluation letters,
but you never got mine.
501
00:20:30,878 --> 00:20:33,146
Oh. Well, thank you.
502
00:20:33,147 --> 00:20:35,173
Cheerio.
503
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:37,509
(Oz) "Dear Ronnie,
504
00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:39,569
"you said,
when you buy a company,
505
00:20:39,570 --> 00:20:43,356
"you buy more than the name...
you buy the people in it.
506
00:20:43,357 --> 00:20:45,275
"You came here
to figure out who we are
507
00:20:45,276 --> 00:20:47,360
"and to define us
in our simplest terms
508
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,521
"and most convenient
definitions...
509
00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:51,231
"the techie...
510
00:20:51,232 --> 00:20:53,316
The criminal..."
511
00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:54,526
(Crackles)
"The brain...
512
00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:57,070
"The basket case...
513
00:20:57,071 --> 00:20:58,571
"And me.
514
00:20:58,572 --> 00:21:00,623
"Sure,
you think we're a bad bet,
515
00:21:00,624 --> 00:21:03,626
"but sometimes the longest odds
pay off the best.
516
00:21:03,627 --> 00:21:06,679
Sincerely yours,
the contra club."
517
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:10,633
Well... seems like we may
have our work cut out for us.
518
00:21:10,634 --> 00:21:13,319
? La la la la
519
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:17,223
♪ La la la
La la la la la la la ♪
520
00:21:17,224 --> 00:21:20,059
? La la la la
521
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:21,945
? La la la la
522
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:25,481
♪ La la la
La la la la la la la ♪
523
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:28,117
We'll see about that.
524
00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:30,637
(Chuckles)
525
00:21:30,638 --> 00:21:33,732
♪ La la la
La la la la la la la ♪
526
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,692
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