1 00:00:02,735 --> 00:00:04,588 Hey, want to spend some time playing the new 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:05,705 Star Wars game this weekend? 3 00:00:05,745 --> 00:00:07,706 Oh, I don't know. I kind of promised myself 4 00:00:07,706 --> 00:00:10,140 I'd get off the computer, be more physically active. 5 00:00:10,192 --> 00:00:11,408 Get some exercise... 6 00:00:11,769 --> 00:00:14,803 You're about to walk up three flights of stairs. 7 00:00:16,525 --> 00:00:18,189 Good point, I'm in. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,342 You know what would be great? 9 00:00:21,442 --> 00:00:22,831 Let's do it like the old days. 10 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:24,841 You mean, are you talking gaming marathon? 11 00:00:24,930 --> 00:00:26,730 Yeah. Start Saturday morning, 12 00:00:26,732 --> 00:00:28,098 go 48 hours, 13 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,067 sleeping bags, junk food... 14 00:00:30,069 --> 00:00:32,769 Turn off our phones so our moms can't call. 15 00:00:35,073 --> 00:00:37,374 It would be like our World Of Warcraft a few years ago 16 00:00:37,376 --> 00:00:39,043 when the neighbors called the cops on us. 17 00:00:40,546 --> 00:00:41,912 They called the cops because of the smell. 18 00:00:41,914 --> 00:00:44,114 They thought we were dead. 19 00:00:46,618 --> 00:00:49,119 We were badass back in the day. 20 00:00:51,139 --> 00:00:52,506 All right, let's do it. 21 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:54,558 48 hours of Star Wars gaming. 22 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,644 It's on like Alderaan. 23 00:00:58,231 --> 00:01:00,064 Hey, Sheldon, 24 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:01,815 clear your weekend. Starting Saturday morning, 25 00:01:01,817 --> 00:01:03,317 Star Wars marathon Whoohoo! 26 00:01:03,319 --> 00:01:05,102 Movies or video games? 27 00:01:05,104 --> 00:01:06,170 No, board game? 28 00:01:06,172 --> 00:01:07,304 Or trading card games? 29 00:01:07,306 --> 00:01:08,856 Or Lego's? Or dress up? 30 00:01:08,858 --> 00:01:09,940 Or comic books?! 31 00:01:09,942 --> 00:01:11,725 Or dramatic readings of novelizations?! 32 00:01:11,727 --> 00:01:14,311 Yes to all! 33 00:01:14,313 --> 00:01:17,831 We are going to play the online game. 34 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:19,083 The online game?! 35 00:01:19,085 --> 00:01:21,368 Bully! 36 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:24,038 Gentlemen, as much as I'm sure Sheldon would enjoy 37 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,923 playing intergalactic make-believe, 38 00:01:25,925 --> 00:01:27,341 he and I have other plans. 39 00:01:27,343 --> 00:01:30,110 We are attending my Aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party. 40 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:32,429 Just tell her I can't come. 41 00:01:32,431 --> 00:01:34,831 She'll be disappointed if we don't show up. 44 00:01:39,988 --> 00:01:42,723 No, hang on. I followed all the protocols 45 00:01:42,725 --> 00:01:44,692 set forth by you in the relationship agreement. 46 00:01:44,694 --> 00:01:48,279 I made a written record request 72 hours in advance. 47 00:01:49,180 --> 00:01:51,348 I checked the tire pressure on the car. 48 00:01:51,350 --> 00:01:53,651 I even contacted the Centers For Disease Control to find out 49 00:01:53,653 --> 00:01:56,904 what shots they recommend for travel to Orange County. 50 00:01:57,822 --> 00:02:00,574 FYI, it's none. 51 00:02:00,576 --> 00:02:02,459 Amy, the relationship agreement was not designed 52 00:02:02,461 --> 00:02:05,546 for either one of us to get our way. 53 00:02:05,548 --> 00:02:07,498 You use it to get your way. 54 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,917 I use it to get the right way. 55 00:02:11,052 --> 00:02:12,586 The fact that the right way is 56 00:02:12,588 --> 00:02:14,805 also my way is a happy coincidence. 57 00:02:16,358 --> 00:02:17,708 You gave me your word. 58 00:02:17,710 --> 00:02:18,926 You're coming with me. 59 00:02:18,928 --> 00:02:20,127 We'll miss you, Sheldon. 60 00:02:20,129 --> 00:02:21,878 Yeah, well, 61 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,847 who wants to spend the whole weekend, running around 62 00:02:23,849 --> 00:02:26,650 a bunch of pretend planets battling made up monsters. 63 00:02:26,652 --> 00:02:28,902 That's for babies. 64 00:02:28,904 --> 00:02:30,487 Yeah, but it's got lightsabers. 65 00:02:30,489 --> 00:02:34,158 Yeah, please, Amy! It's got lightsabers! 66 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,728 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 67 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:41,398 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 68 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,916 ? The Earth began to cool 69 00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:45,703 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 70 00:02:45,705 --> 00:02:47,855 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 71 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:50,574 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 72 00:02:50,576 --> 00:02:52,459 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 73 00:02:52,461 --> 00:02:54,511 ♪ Bang! ♪ 74 00:02:54,536 --> 00:02:57,236 The Big Bang Theory 5x19 The Weekend Vortex Original Air Date on March 8, 2012 75 00:02:57,237 --> 00:02:59,937 == ReSync by jacobian == == for 720p Web-DL @hdbits.org == 76 00:03:01,127 --> 00:03:03,061 - Hello Stuart. - Hey Sheldon. 77 00:03:03,111 --> 00:03:04,222 Help you with anything? 78 00:03:04,247 --> 00:03:08,959 Yes. I'm attending a party this weekend, for a 93-year-old woman. 79 00:03:10,247 --> 00:03:11,828 Can you recommend a gift? 80 00:03:13,014 --> 00:03:15,515 Uh, I don't know. 81 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:18,163 Could put a tennis ball on the end of Excalibur. 82 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:20,364 Make a pretty badass cane. 83 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,920 Do you supply the the tennis balls? No. 84 00:03:23,922 --> 00:03:25,271 Then no. 85 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:27,874 What else? 86 00:03:27,876 --> 00:03:29,041 Hmm... 87 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:32,178 Oh, have this collectors edition 88 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:33,512 Batman utility belt. 89 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,766 Maybe she can use it as a wearable pill caddy. 90 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:40,519 Well, she'd just look silly wearing that 91 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,004 without the rest of the costume. 92 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:47,393 I'm sorry Sheldon, that's it. That's all I got. 93 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,510 Oh, it's not your fault. 94 00:03:48,512 --> 00:03:50,229 I've been to the model train store. 95 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:51,847 I've been to Radio Shack. 96 00:03:51,849 --> 00:03:54,400 This woman is impossible to shop for. 97 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:57,286 I'd make fun of Sheldon for having girl problems 98 00:03:57,288 --> 00:04:00,556 if I wasn't in shock that Sheldon has girl problems. 99 00:04:00,558 --> 00:04:03,525 No, Leonard, go ahead and mock. 100 00:04:03,527 --> 00:04:07,113 Like my daddy always said, "Shelly, women aren't anything 101 00:04:07,115 --> 00:04:09,282 but flippin' pains in the bottom." 102 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,085 That's what your father used to say? 103 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:16,172 Well, I took out the bad words and the yeehaw, 104 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:18,224 but you get the gist. 105 00:04:19,142 --> 00:04:20,476 Look, if you don't want to go 106 00:04:20,478 --> 00:04:21,877 to the party, just don't go. 107 00:04:21,879 --> 00:04:22,878 You're a grown man. 108 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,213 Act like one. 109 00:04:24,215 --> 00:04:26,899 Tell Amy you want to spend the weekend having a sleepover 110 00:04:26,901 --> 00:04:29,151 and playing video games with your friends. 111 00:04:30,153 --> 00:04:31,604 Maybe she'll dig it. 112 00:04:31,606 --> 00:04:34,490 Women like a firm hand on the tiller. 113 00:04:34,492 --> 00:04:36,342 I can never find the tiller. 114 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:42,698 I got a book; it didn't help. 115 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:45,451 Yeah, I always thought if I were ever enslaved, 116 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:48,704 it would be by an advanced species from another planet, 117 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:52,425 not some hotsy-totsy from Glendale. 118 00:04:52,427 --> 00:04:54,627 Now, I downloaded an app that 119 00:04:54,629 --> 00:04:57,763 might be helpful in this situation. 120 00:05:02,253 --> 00:05:04,120 You're right. 121 00:05:04,122 --> 00:05:07,490 I'm smart as a whip. I should be able to figure this out. 122 00:05:10,593 --> 00:05:12,561 Hey, listen, I kind of made plans 123 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,864 with the guys this weekend, but then I wondered, 124 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:16,949 because we're in this relationship-beta-test, 125 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:18,784 if I should have asked you first. 126 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:21,737 Then I thought if I did check with you first, 127 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:24,824 then you'd think that I was taking things too seriously. 128 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:27,276 And then-en I got a nosebleed. 129 00:05:27,278 --> 00:05:29,829 You don't have to check with me. 130 00:05:29,831 --> 00:05:31,831 Do whatever you want. 131 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,499 Oh. 132 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,385 I guess I was hoping for a different reaction, but okay. 133 00:05:36,387 --> 00:05:38,421 Really, what were you hoping for? 134 00:05:38,423 --> 00:05:39,805 I don't know, 135 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,807 maybe that you'd be a little upset, 136 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,893 and then you'd realize that 137 00:05:43,895 --> 00:05:46,145 I'm a stallion that has to run free. 138 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,518 And that would turn you on a little. 139 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:56,305 Okay, I'm an actress. Ask me again. 140 00:05:56,307 --> 00:05:58,574 Do you mind if I spend the weekend 141 00:05:58,576 --> 00:06:00,192 playing video games with the guys? 142 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,161 Wha... the entire weekend? 143 00:06:02,163 --> 00:06:03,829 You mean I wouldn't see you at all? 144 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:04,780 But I j... 145 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:05,647 No, no... 146 00:06:05,649 --> 00:06:08,334 I knew what I was getting into. 147 00:06:08,336 --> 00:06:11,654 You can't put a saddle on Leonard Hofstadter. 148 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:16,158 Oh, my, is it getting hot in here? 149 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,461 Ay, papi. 150 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:21,347 ¿Ay papi? 151 00:06:21,349 --> 00:06:22,765 What is that? 152 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:25,151 - An acting choice. - Oh. 153 00:06:25,153 --> 00:06:27,553 So you chose that when you become turned on, 154 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:30,439 you turn into Speedy Gonzalez? 155 00:06:30,441 --> 00:06:34,093 Choo got a problem with that, papi? 156 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,562 Uh-uh. 157 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:40,449 Penny! Penny! Penny! 158 00:06:40,451 --> 00:06:41,734 Sorry, Stallion. 159 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:43,986 Your weird friend Giraffe is here. 160 00:06:45,974 --> 00:06:47,146 Hello, Penny! 161 00:06:47,146 --> 00:06:49,864 I just stopped by to bring you this gift. 162 00:06:50,098 --> 00:06:51,714 Gummy bears? Thank you. 163 00:06:51,739 --> 00:06:53,739 Now that you're in my debt... 164 00:06:54,907 --> 00:06:57,575 please manipulate Amy into releasing me from my 165 00:06:57,577 --> 00:07:01,129 commitment to attend her aunt's tedious birthday party. 166 00:07:01,783 --> 00:07:02,714 Not a chance. 167 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,933 All right. 168 00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:05,566 I thought the candy might not be enough 169 00:07:05,568 --> 00:07:07,168 so let me up the ante. 170 00:07:07,256 --> 00:07:09,610 These are Cooper Coupons. 171 00:07:09,914 --> 00:07:12,952 These are for various things I can do for you. 172 00:07:12,952 --> 00:07:14,451 Um, oh, this one 173 00:07:14,453 --> 00:07:16,670 is for one free grammar check. 174 00:07:16,672 --> 00:07:18,205 Uh... 175 00:07:18,207 --> 00:07:20,374 You could use it for emails, letters, 176 00:07:20,376 --> 00:07:21,709 tattoos, what have you. 177 00:07:21,711 --> 00:07:22,867 Um... 178 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:24,250 Oh, this is fun one! 179 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:28,164 This is an afternoon with me at the California Science Center, 180 00:07:28,164 --> 00:07:31,165 where I point out their mistakes. 181 00:07:32,031 --> 00:07:33,734 Keep an eye on those expiration dates, 182 00:07:33,734 --> 00:07:36,031 I've been burned more than once. 183 00:07:36,108 --> 00:07:38,559 All right, sweetie, I'm not going to get involved 184 00:07:38,561 --> 00:07:39,693 in your relationship. 185 00:07:39,695 --> 00:07:42,062 Oh, come on. It's just a simple favor. 186 00:07:42,064 --> 00:07:43,197 Now, when's the last time I asked you 187 00:07:43,199 --> 00:07:44,198 to do something for me? 188 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,400 Yesterday. You made me look in your ear 189 00:07:46,402 --> 00:07:48,402 to see if there was a ladybug in it. 190 00:07:48,404 --> 00:07:51,355 When is the last time I asked you to do something 191 00:07:51,357 --> 00:07:52,689 that wasn't a medical emergency? 192 00:07:52,691 --> 00:07:54,408 Yesterday. You made me look in your ear 193 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:56,610 to see if there was a ladybug in it. 194 00:07:57,862 --> 00:07:59,380 All right, then, I have no choice 195 00:07:59,382 --> 00:08:00,697 but to go on to plan B. 196 00:08:00,699 --> 00:08:01,865 What's that? 197 00:08:01,867 --> 00:08:03,033 I'm going to run around outside 198 00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:05,035 with a wet head and try to catch a cold. 199 00:08:09,257 --> 00:08:10,474 Good morning. 200 00:08:10,476 --> 00:08:12,142 Hello. 201 00:08:12,144 --> 00:08:14,428 I think you're really going to enjoy yourself today. 202 00:08:14,430 --> 00:08:16,096 Not only do you get to meet my relatives, 203 00:08:16,098 --> 00:08:18,482 but since you aunt's nursing home is catering the party, 204 00:08:18,484 --> 00:08:20,100 all of the food is incredibly soft. 205 00:08:20,102 --> 00:08:22,486 It's like a vacation for your teeth. 206 00:08:22,488 --> 00:08:24,054 All right. 207 00:08:25,723 --> 00:08:27,358 You sure you're okay with this? 208 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,742 Yes. 209 00:08:28,744 --> 00:08:31,078 I decided to find a way that I could 210 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,563 have this experience and enjoy it. 211 00:08:33,565 --> 00:08:36,367 Thank you. That means a lot to me. 212 00:08:36,369 --> 00:08:37,785 Oh, don't thank me. 213 00:08:37,787 --> 00:08:39,236 Thank wireless technology. 214 00:08:39,238 --> 00:08:42,506 I realized, I can go to your aunt's awful party 215 00:08:42,508 --> 00:08:46,677 and still spend the whole day gaming with my friends. 216 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:49,797 Sheldon, my relatives are going to want to talk to you, 217 00:08:49,799 --> 00:08:52,516 and you're going to be sitting there playing a game? 218 00:08:52,518 --> 00:08:54,134 Isn't that a little rude? 219 00:08:54,136 --> 00:08:56,270 Oh, I got that covered. 220 00:08:56,272 --> 00:08:57,972 Headset. 221 00:08:57,974 --> 00:09:00,891 I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying. 222 00:09:03,144 --> 00:09:06,113 You know, if playing that game is more important to you 223 00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:07,564 than honoring your commitment to me, 224 00:09:07,566 --> 00:09:09,950 and you don't mind me showing up at a party all by myself 225 00:09:09,952 --> 00:09:11,101 after I've already told everybody 226 00:09:11,103 --> 00:09:13,203 I'll be bringing somebody, then, fine. 227 00:09:13,205 --> 00:09:14,705 Go home and play your game. 228 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:18,575 Thanks. 229 00:09:20,111 --> 00:09:21,278 Ooh, listen, 230 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,465 I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake, 231 00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:29,119 provided the old gal's candle blow is clean and dry. 232 00:09:37,032 --> 00:09:38,391 Here you go. 233 00:09:38,392 --> 00:09:41,218 I've got everything we'll need for the big game: 234 00:09:41,334 --> 00:09:43,834 Lowfat turkey jerky... 235 00:09:43,836 --> 00:09:47,071 low-carb beer... 236 00:09:47,073 --> 00:09:49,874 100-calorie snack pack... 237 00:09:49,876 --> 00:09:52,626 You pick up a Y chromosome while you were there? 238 00:09:52,628 --> 00:09:54,211 You might be short one. 239 00:09:54,213 --> 00:09:56,831 Hey, I plan on leveling up in the game, 240 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:59,967 not my swimsuit size, thank you very much. 241 00:09:59,969 --> 00:10:02,252 Gentlemen, the game offers us a choice, 242 00:10:02,254 --> 00:10:05,106 between playing for the Republic and the light side, 243 00:10:05,108 --> 00:10:08,192 or the Sith Empire and the dark side. 244 00:10:08,194 --> 00:10:09,643 Well, we're always the good guys. 245 00:10:09,645 --> 00:10:11,145 In D&D, we're lawful good, 246 00:10:11,147 --> 00:10:12,830 in City Of Heroes, we're the heroes, 247 00:10:12,832 --> 00:10:15,700 and Grand Theft Auto, we pay the prostitutes promptly, 248 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,768 and never hit them with a bat. 249 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:23,762 Those women are prostitutes? 250 00:10:24,159 --> 00:10:27,361 You said they were raising money for stem cell research. 251 00:10:29,164 --> 00:10:32,199 Hey, guys, I got a surprise. 252 00:10:32,201 --> 00:10:34,552 Uh, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, 253 00:10:34,554 --> 00:10:36,554 I think Raj beat you to it. 254 00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:39,807 No. Bernadette's going to be playing with us. 255 00:10:39,809 --> 00:10:43,260 So, that's pretty cool, huh? Right? Sure it is, yeah. 256 00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:46,130 What, you invited your girlfriend?! 257 00:10:46,132 --> 00:10:48,132 This is supposed to be our weekend! 258 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:50,913 I had no choice. Last night, she said, 259 00:10:50,915 --> 00:10:52,215 "Why don't we go out for brunch tomorrow 260 00:10:52,217 --> 00:10:54,500 and then maybe the Arboretum." And I said, "Well, no, 261 00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:55,835 "I promised the guys I was going to play 262 00:10:55,837 --> 00:10:57,303 a video game with them all weekend." 263 00:10:57,305 --> 00:10:59,172 And she said, "That sounds like fun. Can I come, too?" 264 00:10:59,174 --> 00:11:01,057 And then I didn't answer for a second, and then she said, 265 00:11:01,059 --> 00:11:02,392 "Well, do you not want me to come?" 266 00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:03,959 And then I bought her a new laptop and the game, 267 00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:06,045 and she's parking the car right now. 268 00:11:07,514 --> 00:11:09,432 Is the whip sound app 269 00:11:09,434 --> 00:11:11,401 contextually appropriate here? 270 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:14,353 Uh, it is, but I think you might've waited too long 271 00:11:14,355 --> 00:11:15,772 for it to be funny. 272 00:11:20,428 --> 00:11:22,745 I was wrong; it's still funny. 273 00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,163 Oh, good. 274 00:11:30,153 --> 00:11:31,421 Oh. 275 00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:33,064 Amy, what's wrong? 276 00:11:33,116 --> 00:11:34,849 My boyfriend's a jerk. 277 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:37,648 Well, I know he didn't cheat on you, 278 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:38,900 so what happened? 279 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,350 I had to go to my aunt's party all by myself, 280 00:11:43,359 --> 00:11:44,344 and everybody was like, 281 00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:45,953 "Where's this boyfriend you're always talking about? 282 00:11:45,953 --> 00:11:47,905 "Is he real, or did you make him up like Armen, 283 00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:50,906 the miniature horse breeder?" 284 00:11:51,749 --> 00:11:53,920 Who's Armen the miniature horse breeder? 285 00:11:54,118 --> 00:11:57,403 The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back. 286 00:11:57,608 --> 00:11:59,609 It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question 287 00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:02,110 "How'd you two meet?" 288 00:12:02,906 --> 00:12:04,723 I would have thought at a miniature horse show. 289 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:06,757 - Oh, that's good. - Mm. 290 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,262 I panicked and said Woodstock. 291 00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:14,927 I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family. 292 00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,178 Sure, I get that. 293 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:17,902 I mean, he's your first boyfriend and all. 294 00:12:17,902 --> 00:12:20,343 Not just my first boyfriend, he's the best boyfriend. 295 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:22,009 I mean, think about it. 296 00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:24,546 I'm dating Sheldon Cooper. 297 00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:27,789 Yes. 298 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,296 On purpose. 299 00:12:30,402 --> 00:12:32,404 He's handsome, he's lanky, 300 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:34,280 he's brilliant, 301 00:12:34,282 --> 00:12:37,068 and his skin has that pale, waxy quality. 302 00:12:37,797 --> 00:12:40,298 Well, sickly is the new sexy. 303 00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:45,811 - Yeah. - Mm. 304 00:12:45,813 --> 00:12:47,346 You know, Amy, 305 00:12:47,348 --> 00:12:49,998 sometimes when you're in a relationship with someone 306 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,883 you really care about, the sucky part is, 307 00:12:51,885 --> 00:12:53,502 it leaves you open to getting hurt. 308 00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:56,338 Do you ever worry about Leonard doing that to you? 309 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,157 That's hilarious. No. 310 00:13:01,377 --> 00:13:03,145 Get that guy! Get that guy! 311 00:13:03,147 --> 00:13:05,880 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! 312 00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:07,666 Dr. Rostenkowski, 313 00:13:07,668 --> 00:13:09,067 it may interest you to know 314 00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:11,770 that saying "pew, pew, pew" isn't as effective 315 00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:14,239 as pressing your blaster key. 316 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,325 In the same way that saying "whee!" 317 00:13:16,327 --> 00:13:18,777 doesn't make the land speeder go. 318 00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:22,748 Pew! 319 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,834 Raj, Imperial Troopers on your tail. 320 00:13:25,836 --> 00:13:27,452 Got him. 321 00:13:27,454 --> 00:13:30,339 When Gandhi advocated his philosophy of non-violence, 322 00:13:30,341 --> 00:13:34,493 I bet he didn't know how much fun it was killing stuff. 323 00:13:34,495 --> 00:13:37,078 All right, I think we got them all. 324 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,680 Let's divide up the loot. 325 00:13:38,682 --> 00:13:41,216 Ooh, look at this pretty purple robe I just got. 326 00:13:41,218 --> 00:13:43,685 You should put on yours and then we'll match. 327 00:13:43,687 --> 00:13:46,588 But I worked hard to get this armor. 328 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:48,106 Sorry, I just thought it'd be nice 329 00:13:48,108 --> 00:13:51,276 if people knew we were a couple. 330 00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:53,261 Fine, I'll change. 331 00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:08,152 I don't think I want to play a game. 332 00:14:08,177 --> 00:14:09,028 Oh, come on! 333 00:14:09,029 --> 00:14:10,293 They're playing one across the hall... 334 00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:11,518 we should, too. 335 00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:14,049 Okay, we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter 336 00:14:14,051 --> 00:14:16,418 off the table, and if it goes into this cup, 337 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,836 the other person has to drink. 338 00:14:17,838 --> 00:14:19,421 Then you get to go again... 339 00:14:24,077 --> 00:14:25,594 Like that? 340 00:14:25,596 --> 00:14:27,763 Wow. Yeah, b-beginner's luck. 341 00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:31,683 So, now I will drink this entire cup of beer, and you 342 00:14:31,685 --> 00:14:33,935 will go again... 343 00:14:36,055 --> 00:14:37,305 Uh... 344 00:14:37,307 --> 00:14:39,441 All right. So, yeah, okay, now I'm gonna 345 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:42,744 drink this entire cup and then I'm going to drink another one. 346 00:14:42,746 --> 00:14:46,231 Okay, seriously, stop. What the hell? 347 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,699 Spent a lot of my childhood 348 00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:49,984 throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends. 349 00:14:49,986 --> 00:14:52,003 At a certain point, you start doing trick shots 350 00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:54,322 just to keep things interesting. 351 00:14:54,324 --> 00:14:57,509 Whoa, give me a second to catch up here. Hold on. 352 00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:00,779 That'd be my boyfriend 353 00:15:00,781 --> 00:15:02,130 happier playing 354 00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:03,849 his dopey Star Trek game with his friends 355 00:15:03,851 --> 00:15:04,966 than hanging out with me. 356 00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:07,269 - Wars. - What? 357 00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:08,353 Star Wars. 358 00:15:08,355 --> 00:15:10,522 They get all cranky when you mix the two up. 359 00:15:10,524 --> 00:15:11,606 What's the difference? 360 00:15:11,608 --> 00:15:14,359 There's absolutely no difference. 361 00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:19,147 How do I get him to treat me better? 362 00:15:19,149 --> 00:15:20,315 All right. 363 00:15:20,317 --> 00:15:22,484 Let me give you a little girlfriend 101. 364 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:24,653 Usually the first move out of the gate 365 00:15:24,655 --> 00:15:25,954 is you withhold sex, 366 00:15:25,956 --> 00:15:28,523 but that will work better after Sheldon hits puberty. 367 00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:32,043 So, I'd say... 368 00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:33,995 give him the silent treatment. 369 00:15:33,997 --> 00:15:35,964 No, he loves that. Hmm. 370 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:37,999 Our record for sitting in a room together 371 00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:41,052 and not speaking to each other is six-and-a half hours. 372 00:15:41,054 --> 00:15:43,755 He said it was a magical evening. 373 00:15:43,757 --> 00:15:45,707 All right, then we're gonna have to go 374 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:46,975 with an oldie but goodie; 375 00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:48,093 Making a scene. 376 00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:50,395 I don't think I'd be good at that. 377 00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:51,847 That's why you're lucky to have me. 378 00:15:51,849 --> 00:15:53,765 Back in Omaha, there are two different restaurants 379 00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,333 I'm not allowed into. Both Chili's. 380 00:15:59,238 --> 00:16:00,856 Bernadette, remember, your character's 381 00:16:00,858 --> 00:16:02,607 the healer in our group. 382 00:16:02,609 --> 00:16:05,327 You're in charge of healing all of us, not just Howard. 383 00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:07,078 I can't help it. 384 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,898 My Howie Wowie has an owie. 385 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,535 That is the most sickeningly sweet thing 386 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,370 I have ever experienced. 387 00:16:15,372 --> 00:16:20,909 And I am sipping Kool-Aid through a Red Vine. 388 00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:23,845 Sheldon Cooper, I've got a bone to pick with you, 389 00:16:23,847 --> 00:16:26,548 and I'm about to do it in front of all your friends. 390 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:30,418 Yeah, you pick that bone. You pick that bone clean! 391 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,603 I'm gonna publicly shame you, 392 00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:33,972 and then sit back as societal pressure compels you 393 00:16:33,974 --> 00:16:35,190 to modify your behavior. 394 00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:37,759 Ooh, buuurn! 395 00:16:38,778 --> 00:16:40,562 And if you don't start treating me better, 396 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,613 I'm leaving you 397 00:16:41,615 --> 00:16:44,265 for a miniature horse breeder named Armen. 398 00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:47,118 Armen who? 399 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,787 Armen... damn it. 400 00:16:51,273 --> 00:16:54,209 Look, Sheldon, she wanted to show you off to her family, 401 00:16:54,211 --> 00:16:55,994 and you stood her up, okay? 402 00:16:55,996 --> 00:16:58,780 Look at this adorable, smushy face. 403 00:16:58,782 --> 00:17:01,783 Smush, smush, smush. 404 00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:03,284 You're hurting me. 405 00:17:03,286 --> 00:17:06,221 No, Sheldon hurt you. 406 00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:08,256 Before; now it's you. 407 00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:10,091 Oh. 408 00:17:10,093 --> 00:17:12,911 I think I understand. 409 00:17:12,913 --> 00:17:14,012 You're the one person 410 00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:16,565 who can say Sheldon Cooper is your boyfriend, 411 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:19,351 but that rings hollow if you can't lord him 412 00:17:19,353 --> 00:17:21,269 over others in the flesh. 413 00:17:22,738 --> 00:17:23,822 I forget what I bring 414 00:17:23,824 --> 00:17:25,690 to the party and what I take away 415 00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:27,492 when I leave. 416 00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:32,330 Please accept these valuable Cooper Coupons... 417 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,418 as restitution. 418 00:17:36,420 --> 00:17:37,786 Sheldon, she doesn't want your stupid... 419 00:17:37,788 --> 00:17:39,588 Ooh, Science Center. Redeeming. 420 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,990 Let's go. 421 00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:44,926 Well played, Amy Farrah Fowler. 422 00:17:44,928 --> 00:17:46,795 Let me get my coat. 423 00:17:48,365 --> 00:17:50,048 Oh, grow up, Leonard. 424 00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:52,050 But e-excuse me, 425 00:17:52,052 --> 00:17:54,168 I have something to say. 426 00:17:55,187 --> 00:17:58,106 None of you may realize it, but I was very much 427 00:17:58,108 --> 00:17:59,891 looking forward to this weekend. 428 00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:00,976 It was gonna be like 429 00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:03,478 the old days... the four of us hanging out 430 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,196 playing video games before you guys 431 00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:06,865 all got girlfriends. 432 00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:08,783 Do you have any idea what it's like 433 00:18:08,785 --> 00:18:11,202 to be the only one without a girlfriend? 434 00:18:11,204 --> 00:18:12,737 Even if I get one someday, 435 00:18:12,739 --> 00:18:14,739 I'll still be the guy who got a girl 436 00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:17,542 after Sheldon Cooper! 437 00:18:21,797 --> 00:18:25,033 And that's how a girl makes a scene. 438 00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:30,755 I'm sorry, sweetie. 439 00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:32,390 You're right. You deserve your weekend. 440 00:18:32,392 --> 00:18:33,591 Come on, Amy, let's go. 441 00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:35,393 What about the Science Center? 442 00:18:35,395 --> 00:18:38,563 I'll let you hold my hair while I throw up. 443 00:18:39,265 --> 00:18:41,483 Rain check. 444 00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:43,768 I'm gonna go, too. 445 00:18:43,770 --> 00:18:45,520 - I'll miss you. - I'll miss you. 446 00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:47,439 - I'll miss you more. - No, I'll... 447 00:18:47,441 --> 00:18:49,824 Just leave! 448 00:18:52,728 --> 00:18:54,729 Okay, now. 449 00:18:54,731 --> 00:18:56,614 This is the way it's supposed to be. 450 00:18:56,616 --> 00:18:58,950 Men together, fighting the forces of evil. 451 00:18:58,952 --> 00:19:01,086 Hear! Hear! 452 00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:06,074 I can't believe this is only 64 calories. 453 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,526 Howard Joel Wolowitz! 454 00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:24,560 I've been worried sick for two days, 455 00:19:24,562 --> 00:19:27,096 and I know you turned off your phone! 456 00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:31,450 You open up this door right now 457 00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:33,152 because I've had it up to here! 458 00:19:33,154 --> 00:19:35,070 I have been to the morgue and the hospital, 459 00:19:35,072 --> 00:19:36,505 and I spent the last half hour 460 00:19:36,507 --> 00:19:40,175 walking up these ferkakta stairs! 461 00:19:43,196 --> 00:19:45,431 That's my ride; got to go. 462 00:19:48,853 --> 00:19:52,353 == ReSync by jacobian == == for 720p Web-DL @hdbits.org ==