1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:06,338 Wanna spend time playing the new "Star Wars" game this weekend? 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,508 Mm, I don't know, I promised myself I'd get off the computer... 3 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:12,344 ...be more physically active, get some exercise. 4 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:15,556 You're about to walk up three flights of stairs. 5 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,268 Well, good point. I'm in. 6 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:23,522 You know what would be great? Let's do it like the old days. 7 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,233 - Mm, you talking gaming marathon? - Yeah. 8 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:30,654 Start Saturday morning, go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food. 9 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:34,283 Turn off our phones so our moms can't call. 10 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:39,496 It'll be like our "World of Warcraft" party when the neighbors called the cops on us. 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:44,918 They called the cops because of the smell. They thought we were dead. 12 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,631 We were bad-ass back in the day. 13 00:00:51,968 --> 00:00:55,220 - All right, let's do it. - Forty-eight hours of "Star wars" gaming. 14 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,347 It's on like Alderaan. 15 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,477 Hey, Sheldon, clear your weekend. 16 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,520 Starting Saturday morning, "Star Wars" marathon. 17 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,773 - Woo-hoo. - Movies or video games? 18 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,858 Or board games? Or trading-card games? 19 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,360 Or Legos? Or dress-up? Or comic books? 20 00:01:10,528 --> 00:01:12,321 Or dramatic readings of novelizations? 21 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,490 Yes to all. 22 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,535 We are going to play the online game. 23 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,663 The online game? Bully. 24 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,625 As much as I'm sure Sheldon would enjoy... 25 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,628 ...playing intergalactic make-believe, he and I have plans. 26 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,756 We are attending my Aunt Flora's 93rd birthday party. 27 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,092 Just tell her I can't come. 28 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,469 She'll be disappointed if we don't show. 29 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:38,514 She's 93. She won't be disappointed for very long. 30 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,810 Hang on. I followed all the protocols... 31 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:45,437 ...set forth by you in the Relationship Agreement. 32 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,774 I made a written request 72 hours in advance. 33 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,735 Checked the tire pressure on the car. 34 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,904 I contacted the Centers for Disease Control... 35 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:57,407 ...to find out what shots they recommend for travel to Orange County. 36 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,161 FYI, it's none. 37 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:03,413 Amy, the Relationship Agreement... 38 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:06,250 ...was not designed for either one of us to get our way. 39 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,252 You use it to get your way. 40 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:10,420 I use it to get the right way. 41 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,300 The fact that the right way is also my way is a happy coincidence. 42 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,555 You gave me your word. You're coming with me. 43 00:02:19,722 --> 00:02:20,889 We'll miss you, Sheldon. 44 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,517 Yeah? Well, who wants to spend the whole weekend... 45 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:27,104 ...running around a bunch of pretend planets battling made-up monsters? 46 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:31,150 - That's for babies. - Yeah, but it's got lightsabers. 47 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,778 Yeah. Please, Amy, it's got lightsabers. 48 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:02,923 - Hello, Stuart. - Hey, Sheldon. 49 00:03:03,091 --> 00:03:04,717 - Help you with anything? - Yes. 50 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:08,554 I'm attending a party this weekend for a 93-year-old woman. 51 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:12,266 Can you recommend a gift? 52 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:14,727 Uh, I don't know. 53 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,063 Could put a tennis ball on the end of Excalibur... 54 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,025 ...make a pretty bad-ass cane. 55 00:03:21,693 --> 00:03:22,943 Do you supply the ball? 56 00:03:23,111 --> 00:03:24,737 - No. - Then no. 57 00:03:26,489 --> 00:03:29,366 - What else? - Uh, oh. 58 00:03:29,534 --> 00:03:33,203 Got this collector's edition Batman Utility Belt. 59 00:03:33,371 --> 00:03:36,999 Maybe she could use it as a wearable pill caddy. 60 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:42,129 Well, she'd just look silly wearing that without the rest of the costume. 61 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,926 Um, sorry, Sheldon, that's it. That's all I got. 62 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:49,803 It's not your fault. I've been to the model-train store. 63 00:03:50,013 --> 00:03:54,016 I've been to Radio Shack. This woman's impossible to shop for. 64 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,227 I'd make fun of Sheldon for having girl problems... 65 00:03:57,395 --> 00:04:00,230 ...if I wasn't in shock that Sheldon has girl problems. 66 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:03,150 Well, Leonard, go ahead and mock. 67 00:04:03,318 --> 00:04:04,818 It's like my daddy always said: 68 00:04:05,028 --> 00:04:08,739 "Shelly, women aren't anything but flipping pains in the bottom." 69 00:04:11,242 --> 00:04:13,452 That's what your father used to say? 70 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:17,623 Well, I took out the bad words and the "yeehaw," but you get the gist. 71 00:04:18,917 --> 00:04:22,461 If you don't wanna go to the party, just don't go. You're a grown man. 72 00:04:22,629 --> 00:04:26,131 Act like one. Tell Amy you wanna spend the weekend having a sleepover... 73 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,550 ...and playing video games with your friends. 74 00:04:29,928 --> 00:04:34,139 Yeah, maybe she'll dig it. Women like a firm hand on the tiller. 75 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,808 I can never find the tiller. 76 00:04:38,937 --> 00:04:41,605 I got a book. It didn't help. 77 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,984 Yeah, I always thought if I were ever enslaved... 78 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:48,362 ...it would be by an advanced species from another planet... 79 00:04:48,571 --> 00:04:51,657 ...not some hotsy-totsy from Glendale. 80 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:57,329 I downloaded an app that might be helpful in this situation. 81 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:06,880 You're right. I'm smart as a whip. I should be able to figure this out. 82 00:05:10,802 --> 00:05:13,512 Listen, I kind of made plans with the guys this weekend. 83 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,515 I wondered, because we're in this relationship beta test... 84 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,517 ...if I should have asked you first. 85 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:21,311 Then I thought if I did check with you first... 86 00:05:21,479 --> 00:05:24,398 ...you'd think that I was taking things too seriously... 87 00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:26,734 ...and then I got a nosebleed. 88 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,447 You don't have to check with me. Do whatever you want. 89 00:05:31,614 --> 00:05:33,157 Oh. 90 00:05:33,324 --> 00:05:36,035 Guess I was hoping for a different reaction, but okay. 91 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:39,204 - Really? What were you hoping for? - I don't know. 92 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,248 Maybe that you'd be a little upset. 93 00:05:41,416 --> 00:05:45,544 And then you'd realize that I'm a stallion that has to run free. 94 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:52,217 And that would turn you on a little. 95 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,678 Okay, I'm an actress. Ask me again. 96 00:05:56,681 --> 00:05:59,850 Do you mind if I spend the weekend playing games with the guys? 97 00:06:00,018 --> 00:06:03,228 Wha...? The entire weekend? You mean I wouldn't see you at all? 98 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:07,900 But I do... No, no, I knew what I was getting into. 99 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,070 You can't put a saddle on Leonard Hofstadter. 100 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:18,202 Oh, my, is it getting hot in here? Ay, Papi. 101 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,330 "Ay, Papi"? 102 00:06:21,498 --> 00:06:23,665 - What is that? - An acting choice. 103 00:06:23,833 --> 00:06:24,875 Hmm. 104 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:27,252 So you chose that when you become turned on... 105 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:30,172 ...you'd turn into Speedy Gonzalez. 106 00:06:31,549 --> 00:06:33,550 Do you got a problem with that, Papi? 107 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,261 Uh-uh. 108 00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:40,099 Penny? Penny? Penny? 109 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:44,269 Sorry, Stallion. Your weird friend Giraffe is here. 110 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:50,067 Hello, Penny. I just stopped by to bring you this gift. 111 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,652 Gummi Bears? Thank you. 112 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:53,445 Now that you're in my debt... 113 00:06:54,823 --> 00:06:58,158 ...please manipulate Amy into releasing me from my commitment... 114 00:06:58,326 --> 00:07:01,328 ...to attend her aunt's tedious birthday party. 115 00:07:01,913 --> 00:07:03,664 - Not a chance. - All right. 116 00:07:03,832 --> 00:07:06,458 I thought the candy might not be enough, so let me up the ante. 117 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,837 Ahem. These are Cooper Coupons. 118 00:07:10,004 --> 00:07:12,798 These are for various things I can do for you. 119 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:16,510 Um, oh, this one is for one free grammar check. 120 00:07:16,719 --> 00:07:18,137 Uh... 121 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:21,598 You could use it for e-mails, letters, tattoos, what have you. 122 00:07:21,766 --> 00:07:23,267 Uh... 123 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:25,978 Oh, this is a fun one. This is an afternoon with me... 124 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:31,024 ...at the California Science Center where I point out their mistakes. 125 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:35,946 Keep an eye on those expiration dates. I've been burned more than once. 126 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,616 I'm not gonna get involved in your relationship. 127 00:07:39,784 --> 00:07:42,536 Come on. It's just a simple favor. When's the last time... 128 00:07:42,745 --> 00:07:45,164 - ...I asked you to do something for me? - Yesterday. 129 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:49,042 You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it. 130 00:07:49,252 --> 00:07:52,546 Last time I asked you to do something that wasn't a medical emergency? 131 00:07:52,755 --> 00:07:57,009 Yesterday. You made me look in your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it. 132 00:07:57,802 --> 00:07:59,219 All right, I have no choice... 133 00:07:59,387 --> 00:08:01,680 - ...but to go on to plan B. - What's that? 134 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:04,683 Run around outside with a wet head and try to catch a cold. 135 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:11,899 - Good morning. - Hello. 136 00:08:12,066 --> 00:08:15,903 I think you'll really enjoy yourself today. You get to meet my relatives. 137 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:18,572 Since my aunt's nursing home is catering the party... 138 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:22,326 ...all the food is incredibly soft. It's like a vacation for your teeth. 139 00:08:22,493 --> 00:08:24,077 All right. 140 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:28,540 - You sure you're okay with this? - Yes. 141 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:33,420 I decided to find a way that I could have this experience and enjoy it. 142 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,173 Thank you. That means a lot to me. 143 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:39,051 Oh, don't thank me. Thank wireless technology. 144 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:42,262 Yeah, I realized I can go to your aunt's awful party... 145 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:46,516 ...and still spend the whole day gaming with my friends. 146 00:08:47,894 --> 00:08:49,895 My relatives are gonna wanna talk to you. 147 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,397 And you're gonna be sitting there playing a game? 148 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:56,526 - Isn't that a little rude? - Oh, I got that covered. 149 00:08:56,694 --> 00:09:00,572 Headset. I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying. 150 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:07,246 If playing that game is more important than honoring your commitment to me... 151 00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,790 ...and you don't mind me showing up all by myself... 152 00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:12,709 ...after I've told everybody I'll be bringing somebody... 153 00:09:12,877 --> 00:09:14,503 ...then fine, go home and play your game. 154 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:21,093 Thanks. Oh, listen. 155 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:24,429 I wouldn't mind a piece of birthday cake... 156 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:28,767 ...provided the old gal's candle blow is clean and dry. 157 00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:40,404 Here you go. I've got everything we'll need for the big game. 158 00:09:40,571 --> 00:09:43,615 Low-fat turkey jerky. 159 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,118 Low-carb beer. 160 00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:49,288 Hundred-calorie snack packs. 161 00:09:50,248 --> 00:09:53,625 Pick up a Y chromosome while you were there? You might be short one. 162 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:57,421 Hey, I plan on leveling up in the game, not my swimsuit size... 163 00:09:57,588 --> 00:09:59,298 ...thank you very much. 164 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:01,633 Gentlemen, the game offers us a choice... 165 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,469 ...between playing for the Republic and the light side... 166 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:07,472 ...or the Sith Empire and the dark side. 167 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,475 We're always the good guys. In "D&D" we're lawful good. 168 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,478 In "City of Heroes" we're heroes. In "Grand Theft Auto"... 169 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:16,940 ...we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat. 170 00:10:20,194 --> 00:10:22,195 Those women are prostitutes? 171 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:26,491 You said they were raising money for stem-cell research. 172 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,829 Hey, guys. I got a surprise. 173 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:35,334 Mm, if it's yogurt that helps ladies poop, I think Raj beat you to it. 174 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,795 No, Bernadette's gonna be playing with us. 175 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:42,549 So that's pretty cool, huh? Right? Sure, it is. 176 00:10:43,217 --> 00:10:45,135 Wha...? You invited your girlfriend? 177 00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:48,347 - This is supposed to be our weekend. - I had no choice. 178 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:51,975 She said, "Why don't we go out for brunch and maybe the arboretum?" 179 00:10:52,143 --> 00:10:55,729 I said, "No, I promised the guys I was gonna play a video game with them." 180 00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:58,857 She said, "Can I come?" Then I didn't answer for a second. 181 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,068 Then she said, "Do you not want me to come?" 182 00:11:01,235 --> 00:11:03,028 Then I bought her a new laptop and the game... 183 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,322 ...and she's parking the car now. 184 00:11:06,574 --> 00:11:10,035 Is the whip-sound app contextually appropriate here? 185 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:14,498 Uh, it is, but I think you might have waited too long for it to be funny. 186 00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:22,756 - I was wrong. It's still funny. - Oh, good. 187 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,555 Oh. 188 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:33,975 - Amy, what's wrong? - My boyfriend's a jerk. 189 00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:37,896 Well, I know he didn't cheat on you, so, what happened? 190 00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:42,109 I had to go to my aunt's party by myself. 191 00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:45,737 Everybody was like, "where's this boyfriend you talk about? Is he real? 192 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:49,408 Or did you make him up like Armin the miniature-horse breeder?" 193 00:11:51,035 --> 00:11:53,245 Who's Armin the miniature-horse breeder? 194 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,706 The pretend boyfriend I invented to get my family off my back. 195 00:11:56,874 --> 00:12:00,877 It unraveled quickly when I couldn't answer the question "How did you two meet?" 196 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,798 - I would've thought at a horse show. - Oh, that's good. 197 00:12:04,966 --> 00:12:06,466 Mm. 198 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:10,137 I panicked and said Woodstock. 199 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,598 I just wanted to show Sheldon off to my family. 200 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,102 Sure, I get that. I mean, he's your first boyfriend and all. 201 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:21,106 Not just my first boyfriend. He's the best boyfriend. I mean, think about it. 202 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,109 I'm dating Sheldon Cooper. 203 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,072 Yes, on purpose. 204 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,826 He's handsome, he's lanky, he's brilliant. 205 00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:36,621 His skin has that pale, waxy quality. 206 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,124 Well, sickly is the new sexy. 207 00:12:42,336 --> 00:12:44,129 - Yeah. - Mm. 208 00:12:45,339 --> 00:12:46,465 You know, Amy... 209 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,968 ...when you're in a relationship with someone you really care about... 210 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:53,013 ...the sucky part is it leaves you open to getting hurt. 211 00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:55,140 Do you ever worry about Leonard doing that to you? 212 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,809 Ha, ha, that's hilarious. No. 213 00:13:00,354 --> 00:13:01,980 Get that guy! Get that guy! 214 00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:04,524 Pew, pew, pew! 215 00:13:05,735 --> 00:13:08,278 Uh, Dr. Rostenkowski, it may interest you to know... 216 00:13:08,446 --> 00:13:13,158 ...that saying, "Pew, pew, pew," isn't as effective as pressing your blaster key. 217 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:18,121 In the same way that saying, "Whee," doesn't make the landspeeder go. 218 00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:21,416 Pew! 219 00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:26,338 - Raj, imperial Troopers on your tail. - Unh. Got him. 220 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:29,466 When Gandhi advocated his philosophy of nonviolence... 221 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:33,345 ...I bet he didn't know how much fun it was killing stuff. 222 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,557 All right, I think we got them all. Let's divide up the loot. 223 00:13:37,725 --> 00:13:40,060 Ooh, look at this pretty purple robe I just got. 224 00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:42,521 You should put on yours and then we'll match. 225 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,357 But I worked hard to get this armor, heh. 226 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:49,486 Sorry, I just thought it'd be nice if people knew we were a couple. 227 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,905 Fine, I'll change. 228 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,337 I don't think I wanna play a game. 229 00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:10,173 They're playing one across the hall. We should too. 230 00:14:10,341 --> 00:14:14,052 Okay, we are gonna take turns bouncing a quarter off the table. 231 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,888 If it goes into this cup, the other person has to drink. 232 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,891 Then you get to go again, and you ki... 233 00:14:23,437 --> 00:14:26,731 - Like that? - Wow, yeah, beginner's luck. 234 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,568 So now I will drink this entire cup of beer... 235 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,737 ...and you will go again and we can... 236 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,411 All right, so, yeah. Okay, now I'm gonna drink this entire cup. 237 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,663 And then I'm going to drink another one. 238 00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:44,749 Okay, seriously, stop. What the hell? 239 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:49,379 I spent my childhood throwing coins into wishing wells hoping for friends. 240 00:14:49,547 --> 00:14:53,133 At a certain point, you start doing trick shots to keep things interesting. 241 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,760 Oh, give me a second to catch up here, hold on. 242 00:14:58,556 --> 00:14:59,973 That'd be my boyfriend... 243 00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:03,810 ...happier playing his Star Trek game with friends than hanging out with me. 244 00:15:03,978 --> 00:15:06,104 - Wars. - What? 245 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,274 Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up. 246 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:13,612 - What's the difference? - There's absolutely no difference. 247 00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,949 How do I get him to treat me better? 248 00:15:18,326 --> 00:15:21,328 All right, let me give you a little Girlfriend 101. 249 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,456 Usually the first move is you withhold sex... 250 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,292 ...but that will work better after Sheldon hits puberty. 251 00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:32,839 So I'd say give him the silent treatment. 252 00:15:33,257 --> 00:15:35,467 - No, he loves that. - Hmm. 253 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,511 Our record for sitting in a room together and not speaking... 254 00:15:38,721 --> 00:15:42,349 ...is six and a half hours. He said it was a magical evening. 255 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,602 All right, we're gonna have to go with an oldie but goodie: 256 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:49,147 - Making a scene. - I don't think I'd be good at that. 257 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,316 Ah. You're lucky to have me. Back in Omaha... 258 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,861 ...there are two restaurants I'm not allowed into. Both Chili's. 259 00:15:58,532 --> 00:16:01,493 Bernadette, your character is the healer in our group. 260 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,120 In charge of healing all of us, not just Howard. 261 00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:08,541 Can't help it. My Howie-wowie has an owie. Ha, ha. 262 00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:14,506 That is the most sickeningly sweet thing I have ever experienced. 263 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:18,468 And I am sipping Kool-Aid through a Red Vine. 264 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:25,183 Sheldon, I've got a bone to pick with you, and I'll do it in front of all your friends. 265 00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,186 Yeah, you pick that bone. You pick that bone clean. 266 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,189 I'm gonna publicly shame you and then sit back... 267 00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,025 ...as societal pressure compels you to modify your behavior. 268 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,403 Oh, burn! 269 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:40,532 If you don't start treating me better, I'm leaving you... 270 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,909 ...for a miniature-horse breeder named Armin. 271 00:16:44,995 --> 00:16:47,497 - Armin who? - Armin... Damn it. 272 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:54,879 Sheldon, she wanted to show you off to her family and you stood her up, okay? 273 00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:57,507 I mean, look at this adorable, smushy face. 274 00:16:57,675 --> 00:17:00,677 Smush, smush, smush. 275 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:05,390 - You're hurting me. - No, Sheldon hurt you. 276 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,101 - Before. Now it's you. - Oh. 277 00:17:09,687 --> 00:17:11,730 I think I understand. 278 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:15,900 You're the one person who can say Sheldon Cooper is your boyfriend. 279 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,904 But that rings hollow if you can't lord him over others in the flesh. 280 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:26,244 I forget what I bring to the party and what I take away when I leave. 281 00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:31,958 Please accept these valuable Cooper Coupons... 282 00:17:33,711 --> 00:17:36,546 - ...as restitution. - She doesn't want your stupid coupons... 283 00:17:36,714 --> 00:17:40,091 The Science Center? Redeeming. Let's go. 284 00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,972 Well played, Amy Farrah Fowler. Let me get my coat. 285 00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:48,892 Oh, grow up, Leonard. 286 00:17:50,561 --> 00:17:52,854 Excuse me, I have something to say. 287 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:58,735 None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend. 288 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:02,489 It was gonna be like the old days. The four of us hanging out... 289 00:18:02,656 --> 00:18:05,742 ...playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends. 290 00:18:06,577 --> 00:18:10,455 Do you have any idea what it's like to be the only one without a girlfriend? 291 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,956 Even if I get one someday... 292 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:16,252 ...I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper! 293 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,469 And that's how a girl makes a scene. 294 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,351 I'm sorry. You're right. You deserve your weekend. 295 00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:34,187 - Come on, Amy, let's go. - What about the Science Center? 296 00:18:34,396 --> 00:18:37,315 Oh, I'll let you hold my hair while I throw up. 297 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,151 Rain check. 298 00:18:41,612 --> 00:18:43,988 - I'm gonna go too. - I'll miss you. 299 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,282 - I'll miss you. - But I'll miss you more. 300 00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,493 - No, I'll miss you... - Just leave. 301 00:18:51,747 --> 00:18:55,542 Ahh. Okay, now, this is the way it's supposed to be. 302 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,836 Men together, fighting the forces of evil. 303 00:18:58,295 --> 00:18:59,921 - All right. - Hear, hear. 304 00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,340 Ah. 305 00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,717 Can't believe this is only 64 calories. 306 00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:22,227 Howard Joel Wolowitz, I've been worried sick for two days... 307 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,730 ...and I know you turned off your phone! 308 00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:30,903 You open up this door right now, because I've had it up to here! 309 00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:33,238 I have been to the morgue and the hospital... 310 00:19:33,448 --> 00:19:37,826 ...and I've spent the last half-hour walking up these farkakte stairs! 311 00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:43,332 That's my ride. Gotta go, heh.