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ARCHER: Ugh, what is that?
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I've never smelled
that smell in America.
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KRIEGER: I live in a
"transitional" neighborhood.
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ARCHER: As the crack dealers
move to nicer ones?
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This better be good, Krieger.
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I mean hula girls, a replica volcano, some --
KRIEGER: I have something better!
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A surprise!
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ARCHER: I hate surprises.
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Except surprise fellatio.
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That I like.
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The non-Midnight Cowboy kind.
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KRIEGER: Yeah, no, you
can breathe easy.
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ARCHER: Actually I can
barely breathe at all.
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KRIEGER: Oh, probably the bathroom...
ARCHER: Jesus, it's a --
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KRIEGER: A shared bath.
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ARCHER: I was going to
say a literal shithole.
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Krieger, how and why do you live here?
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KRIEGER: I use my salary
for "pet" projects.
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ARCHER: Nope! Nope!
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I had Korean barbecue for lunch, I
cannot look at a Dr. Moreau pig-baby.
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KRIEGER: Relax, you're gonna love this.
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ARCHER: No I'm not, and
also I need to pee.
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KRIEGER: Don't be nervous,
I'm not gonna rape you.
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ARCHER: Jesus Christ!
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But you were gonna flay
me like a perch?!
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KRIEGER: Wh-?
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No, that's a wetsuit!
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ARCHER: Of human flesh?!
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KRIEGER: Neoprene!
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I'm a certified diver.
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ARCHER: Why's it skin-colored?
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KRIEGER: It's not if you're black.
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ARCHER: What is it with
serial killers and skin?
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KRIEGER: I'm not a... serial killer.
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ARCHER: Wait, why'd
you emphasize serial?
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KRIEGER: I didn't, what?
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Are we doing, did I mention
I have a surprise for you?
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ARCHER: Krieger!
Equal parts soju sangria and fear-induced
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adrenaline means I have to pee.
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And not in that sick bathroom, so--
KRIEGER: O.K. There's a utility
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sink in my lab.
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KRIEGER: Right.
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Well. Except for the one.
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ARCHER: Uh, is the surprise
that you're pirating cable?
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KRIEGER: No, no, Archer,
I've finally cracked it!
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ARCHER: Wow, amazing, you can play YYZ.
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KRIEGER: First of all, it's Y-Y-Zed,
and second of all, no, I can't yet,
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it's impossible.
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ARCHER: Well --
KRIEGER: And third of all, wrong thing!
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ARCHER: Oh my God.
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Krieger.
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Is that...?
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But how did...?
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I mean, at our wedding...
KRIEGER: I know.
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There was a lot of confusion...
ARCHER: Noooooo!
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Katyaaa!
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No-ho-ho-hooooo!
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Gross and/or ick, and is she...?
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Alive?
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KRIEGER: Yeah, man.
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Flick her titty.
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ARCHER: Katya!
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You're alive!
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KRIEGER: Well, on, technically.
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Either way, you're welcome.
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ARCHER: My sweet, beautiful Katya!
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It's you!
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KATYA: My darlink Sterlink, you awake
me like the prince of Snow White!
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I love you!
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ARCHER: I... I love you!
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Krieger thank you, this is the --
why do you have an erection?!
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KRIEGER: I'm happy.
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ARCHER: Here they are!
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God, geese at the trough.
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PAM: What?
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ARCHER: Are you - thanks for
startiar my sentence for me -
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people standing around for?
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PAM: It's Bear Claw Monday.
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ARCHER: And almost nine-thirty,
Pam, in case you were thinking
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about, I dunno, working.
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CYRIL: Jeez, somebody's raring to go.
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ARCHER: Because I burn clean, Cyril.
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Because I don't glop up my
engine with bear claws.
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And also because --
KATYA: Hello, friends of ISIS!
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EVERYBODY: [Gasps]
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ARCHER: And also because Katya
needs a W-- PAM: Holy shitzombies!
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ARCHER: I know, right?
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Still crazy hot.
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LANA: How --
ARCHER: Well for one thing, no bear claws.
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LANA: -- is she even here?!
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PAM: Wait, does this mean you and me --
ARCHER: Pam!
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MALORY: I swear to God, if you people
can't keep it down, this is the last
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Bear Claw Mon -- (gasps)
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Am I seeing things?!
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CYRIL: No, she's really here...
CYRIL: Ow, ahh!
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ARCHER: And if we don't file her
W-9 that first check will take,
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like, eight weeks.
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MALORY: I'm sorry, I'm a little confused...
LANA: What, by the
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dead woman standing here?!
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CHERYL/CAROL: Dressed like a whore?
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MALORY: Dead woman my
still-shapely ass.
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She's obviously a double, carved up by
KGB plastic surgeons to look like Katya,
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and --
KRIEGER: How dare you?!
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MALORY: I'm sorry?
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KRIEGER: How dare you fail to recognize
my greatest accomplishment to date?!
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PAM: You finally nailed YYZ?
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KRIEGER: It's zed!
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And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
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I was referring... to this!
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Katya? On the flourish?
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Is when --
KATYA: Oh! Sorry, doktor...
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CHERYL/CAROL: Just like
the gypsy woman said!
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PAM: You need to quit going to her.
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MALORY: And you need your head
examined if you think that
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abomination is ever
going to work for ISIS!
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KATYA: Abomination?
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ARCHER: Baby, come on,
you're not an abomination.
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I mean, that's your
original skin, right?
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KRIEGER: Hobo.
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ARCHER: What?
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KRIEGER: Yes.
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ARCHER: See?
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KATYA: But --
LANA: Hang on, hang on.
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Katya-person.
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I'm still processing the
fact that you're a cyborg.
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PAM: Yeah, way to bury the lead.
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ARCHER: Who're you, Horace Greeley?
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And also, was I not clear about that?
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LANA: No!
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CYRIL: Although she does feel a bit clammy...
CYRIL: Ow! Stop it!
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ARCHER: You stop it!
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Just because she's a cyborg
doesn't mean you can feel her up!
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KATYA: Da, I hef feelinks
just like all of you.
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I feel love, I leff, I sometimes cry...
KRIEGER: Albeit a
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saline-lubricant solution.
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Which reminds me, we need to talk about
other, um, internal lubricants like --
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ARCHER: Stop!
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That sounds like a private matter.
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KRIEGER: Yeah, that's what I'm talking ab--
ARCHER: And Katya!
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My lovely lady.
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Needs to go with Pam now
to do her stupid W-9.
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PAM: But Ms. Archer said--
ARCHER: What, Pam?!
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That she's so jealous of my love for
Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy
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who also, spoiler alert, can do this?!
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ARCHER: Babe, you wanna...?
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KATYA: Oh! Sorry, darlink...
CHERYL/CAROL: Hey!
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Wait, or do I mean sploosh?
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LANA: Ya know, it's probably not the
worst idea in the world to have...
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someone like her working at ISIS, since--
CHERYL/CAROL: Since you wanna
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screw affirmative action?
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LANA: Since the KGB has
someone like Barry!
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KATYA: Barry!
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Thet, thet --
ARCHER: Don't worry about Barry.
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I'm never gonna let him
hurt you again, baby.
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KATYA: Ha!
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It is Barry who should worry!
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If I ever see thet zloi
mudak again, I --
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ARCHER: Don't worry, you won't!
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CHERYL/CAROL: Yeah he never
calls, he never writes...
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ARCHER: So just go with Pam
to do your paperwork --
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LANA: And I'll go try
to convince Malory
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that you'll be an asset to ISIS.
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ARCHER: Thank you Lana, that's --
LANA: So not doing it for you.
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ARCHER: So don't care.
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PAM: So! Robocop!
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Pro or con?
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MALORY: Neither!
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I don't want her to be an ISIS agent,
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and I certainly don't want her
and Sterling back together!
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LANA: Well, I can
understand the latter --
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MALORY: I mean, who wears bangs?
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LANA: -- but it can't hurt to
level the playing field,
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now that --
MALORY: Nikolai has been murdered.
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By the new head of the KGB,
who is also a cyborg.
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CHERYL/CAROL: Just like
the gypsy woman said!
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MALORY: Oh for --!
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Oh, alright...
ARCHER: Really?!
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Katya can be an ISIS agent?!
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MALORY: Probationary.
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But if I find out the KGB is behind this --
ARCHER: You won't!
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They're not!
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MALORY: I'll part her out
and sell her for scrap.
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And I thought you were
scared of robots!
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ARCHER: I -- no, not
Katya, she's different!
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MALORY: Hmp.
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Well don't come crying to me when
she breaks your heart again.
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ARCHER: She didn't break my heart,
Mother, she was murdered.
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MALORY: Yes, and then you ran
away from home to, ugh,
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grief-bang the entire Pacific Rim.
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KATYA: To what?
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ARCHER: Nothing!
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MALORY: Oh please, I bet the
gene pool of Polynesia
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is irreparably altered.
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KATYA: Darlink...?
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ARCHER: Baby, I was
emotionally shattered.
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Which, turns out, to be
kind of a pantydropper.
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KATYA: Is alright, darlink.
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I understand this... how do you say?
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Griff-bakink.
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ARCHER: See?
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Is she not something special?
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WAITER: Oh, is special occasion?
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ARCHER: Well, the love of my
life, this smoking-hot woman,
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was not only murdered and
then brought back to life,
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she also just got a job today,
so yeah, pretty special.
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WAITER: Uh...
ARCHER: Shut up.
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Babe? What're you hungry for?
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KATYA: I am thinking.
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ARCHER: While she thinks, bring
me some soup dumplings.
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KATYA: No, no, I am thinking
about your mother.
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ARCHER: God, don't waste the
ROM, or RAM, whatever.
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KATYA: Does she hate what I am?
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ARCHER: What you are, meaning
"the one woman who can
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free her child from the
psychological prison she's spent
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a lifetime erecting?"
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KATYA: No, darlink, meaning a...
cyborg.
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ARCHER: She'd hate you
no matter what you are.
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KATYA: Because I did not
ask to be this way...
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ARCHER: Yeah, hey, me
either, vis a vis Mother.
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KATYA: And you?
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Do you think I am a monster?
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ARCHER: Baby, I don't care about
the chips and gears and...
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I assume some hinges?
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All I care about is what I see
when I look into those big green--
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oh, I guess they're red now, huh?
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Anyway, your eyes.
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KATYA: Da?
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And what do you see in my eyes?
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ARCHER: Mostly those insane boobs.
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Check!
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Ah.
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Ooh.
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Eee.
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Unn.
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Ahhhh.
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KATYA: Darlink?
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Are you alright?
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ARCHER: Yes, no, yes.
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Yes.
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Lot of feelings coming together,
just trying to process.
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Not gonna lie, having
some déjà vu here.
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[VACUUM CLEANER STARTS]
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YOUNG ARCHER: Ahh... Ahh... Ahh... ow!
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Owwww!
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ARCHER: Which, if I gave
it any real thought,
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would probably explain a lot.
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KATYA: Try to relex, darlink.
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You are, how do you say?
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To push a rope?
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ARCHER: Sorry, babe, I'll focus.
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But could you close your eyes?
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I kinda feel like I'm banging
tail-lights on a country road.
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ARCHER: I swear to God, if I
went blind right this very
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second I'd be okay with that.
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KATYA: Oh, dun't say that!
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Mr. Sleepy Head!
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ARCHER: Sleep?
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I've been doing yogic breathing
work for two hours.
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My balls are like cran-baisins.
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KATYA: What?
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ARCHER: Cranberry raisins?
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KATYA: Craisins?
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ARCHER: Whatever, yes, I
call them cran-baisins.
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How are you this morning?
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KATYA: I em amazink!
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ARCHER: Don't take this
the wrong way, but duh.
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KATYA: I mean our love, darlink.
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It feels like...
what is a giant, unstoppable wave?
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ARCHER: Wait, you know craisins,
but you don't know tsunami?
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KATYA: Da, then our
love is like tsunami.
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Or the Mountain Everest.
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ARCHER: An apt metaphor.
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Because not only am I lightheaded,
certain parts of me are --
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb!
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OLD GUY: [weary sigh]
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They are not coming back ARCHER: Why?
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In the sink?
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Is your... vagina?!
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KATYA: Why?
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Darlink, it was dirty.
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WOODHOUSE: The remedy for which,
miss, if you'll forgive
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my boldness...?
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KATYA: Da, please, Woodhouse,
I think boldness is needed.
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What do you suggest?
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WOODHOUSE: White vinegar,
mineral oil, and elbow grease.
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Same thing we used in the RFC
to clean the engines on our
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Sopwith Camels.
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And so, with your permission,
while you breakfast on the
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terrace I'll get that little
pleasure boat looking Bristol!
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I took the liberty of
poaching you an egg.
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KATYA: Is not much of a liberty,
considerink thet you are going
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to polish my vagina.
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WOODHOUSE: No.
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No it isn't.
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KATYA: And when he woke
up from faint, boom!
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He ren out of there fest like crezzy.
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So.
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You dated him.
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What do you think?
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LANA: I think... hang on.
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I think if you're looking for
insight into why Archer is...
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Archer, you need to jump in a
time machine and then go have
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a treesome with Oedipus
and Sigmund Freud.
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KATYA: Thanks for nothing.
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LANA: Well?!
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I don't really have a roadmap
for my ex finding your
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robo-gina in the sink.
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ARCHER: In the sink, Cyril!
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In the sink!
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ARCHER: It was like a
transistor radio and a
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veal cutlet had a baby!
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CYRIL: Well gross and/or ick--
ARCHER: Right?!
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CYRIL: -- but I don't see why
that means you have to drink my
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Glengoolie Blue!
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ARCHER: Because the liquor
stores aren't open yet,
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and she made me pour out all
the booze at my house!
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Holy shit, really?
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00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:36,511
Glengoolie Blue?
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CYRIL: Yeah, and it's three
hundred a bottle...
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I -- which I haven't even tasted yet!
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Because I was saving it
for a special occasion!
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Befitting a gift from my grandfather!
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Who's dead!
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ARCHER: Of course he is,
he'd be like, a hundred.
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CYRIL: It's almost empty!
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ARCHER: Just like my heart, Cyril --
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CYRIL: Well, not your liver...
ARCHER: -- because she ripped
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it out!
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CYRIL: Wait, your liver?
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ARCHER: My heart!
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And threw it in the sink!
335
00:12:01,704 --> 00:12:03,004
CYRIL: Wait, her vagina?
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CYRIL: Ow! Ow!
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Oh for --
ARCHER: [Burps]
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The old man knew his scotch.
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CYRIL: You are such an... asshole!
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ARCHER: [Burps]
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Wait, really?
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00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:15,949
CYRIL: Yes, really!
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That was a gift to my grandfather!
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From Frank!
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Sinatra!
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ARCHER: Well then I feel even worse,
347
00:12:22,090 --> 00:12:24,291
because I'm probably gonna
puke it up in about five --
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One minutes.
349
00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:27,194
But I meant about Katya.
350
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CYRIL: Yes!
You are an asshole about all things!
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00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:33,368
ARCHER: But, specifically,
now, about Katya.
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KATYA: Or...
could I hef done something wrung?
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PAM: Besides leavin yer
cooch in the sink?
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LANA: Pam! GILLETTE: Pam!
355
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,107
PAM: What?
356
00:12:39,109 --> 00:12:40,375
That just sounds considerate.
357
00:12:40,377 --> 00:12:44,245
KATYA: Is just, I know he hez
wery good reason to hate...
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people like me.
359
00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:47,316
CHERYL/CAROL: Who, whores?
360
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And that's twice, sorry,
ignore me, my whole thing is
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I just crave attention.
362
00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:55,124
ARCHER: But I mean, Barry
did murder her -- ungh!
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And my possible father -- ungh!
364
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,262
And more importantly,
tried to murder me!
365
00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:01,096
Unngh!
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00:13:01,098 --> 00:13:01,864
CYRIL: Because Barry!
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00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,132
Is a psychopath!
368
00:13:03,134 --> 00:13:06,002
That doesn't mean all
cyborgs are like that!
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00:13:06,004 --> 00:13:09,506
ARCHER: But Cyril, machines...
can hurt people.
370
00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:11,975
YOUNG ARCHER: Waaaaaaghhhh!
371
00:13:11,977 --> 00:13:15,780
CYRIL: Well you lost me there,
thankfully, but -- Give me that!
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00:13:15,782 --> 00:13:17,582
ARCHER: What, was that Peter Lawford's?
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00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:20,752
CYRIL: No, it was -- Oh shut up,
do you wanna learn something?
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ARCHER: Probably not...
CHERYL/CAROL: Because did you
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00:13:23,023 --> 00:13:24,723
know that in Chinese, the
words for crisis and
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00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:26,491
opportunity are the sathme word?
377
00:13:26,493 --> 00:13:28,361
LANA: And... point?
378
00:13:28,363 --> 00:13:30,363
CHERYL/CAROL: Hello?!
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00:13:30,365 --> 00:13:31,431
Actually I have no idea.
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They just used to say
that in the hospital.
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While they made us fold those
pointy goddamn paper birds.
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00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:40,306
PAM: I think what Cheryl's--
CHERYL/CAROL: Bawk bawk!
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00:13:40,308 --> 00:13:41,007
Therapy cranes!
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00:13:41,009 --> 00:13:41,741
Bawk!
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00:13:41,743 --> 00:13:44,277
PAM: I think what she's trying
to say is you can either think
386
00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:47,381
of this as a crisis...
KATYA: Or an opportunity!
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00:13:47,383 --> 00:13:48,816
To get closer!
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00:13:48,818 --> 00:13:52,120
LANA: Hooray...
ARCHER: By marrying her?!
389
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:54,389
CYRIL: That actually
was Peter Lawford's.
390
00:13:54,391 --> 00:13:56,759
And why not, you were
gonna marry her before!
391
00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,460
ARCHER: Before she wasn't a cyborg.
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00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:02,630
CYRIL: She's still kind,
smart, insanely hot...
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00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:04,765
ARCHER: Yeah, and even
though it's detachable,
394
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:07,034
that vagina is like, mind-shattering.
395
00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:07,701
CYRIL: Oh yeah?
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00:14:07,703 --> 00:14:12,673
What, does it vibrate, or -- Ow!
Ow! Dammit You started it!
397
00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:14,775
ARCHER: That's my fiancée
you're talking about!
398
00:14:14,777 --> 00:14:15,709
CYRIL: Really?
399
00:14:15,711 --> 00:14:17,711
ARCHER: I can look past
our differences, Cyril,
400
00:14:17,713 --> 00:14:19,246
I'm a much bigger man than you think.
401
00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:21,548
Plus it'll drive Mother crazy.
402
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,818
Plus yes, it vibrates.
403
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,819
KATYA: Really?!
404
00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:27,721
ARCHER: Yes, really, and... Krieger?
405
00:14:27,723 --> 00:14:28,589
Today?
406
00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:29,189
KRIEGER: Hm?
407
00:14:29,191 --> 00:14:29,957
Oh! Sorry.
408
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,659
ARCHER: Little thing
called timing, Krieger.
409
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,694
And the erection's
really not appropriate.
410
00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:35,396
KRIEGER: I'm still happy!
411
00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:36,463
ARCHER: Katya?
412
00:14:36,465 --> 00:14:37,431
Baby?
413
00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:41,768
KATYA: Oh yes, yes, a
thousand times yes!
414
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:43,670
PAM: When's the wedding,
when's the wedding?!
415
00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:45,404
GILLETTE: I can actually
marry y'all right here.
416
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,772
MALORY: Oh for God's sake!
417
00:14:46,774 --> 00:14:49,542
Get it over with!
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00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:50,409
ARCHER: Brett!
419
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,510
BRETT: Aaagh!
420
00:14:51,512 --> 00:14:53,078
Wait, do you want me to be a groomsman?
421
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:53,679
ARCHER: No!
422
00:14:53,681 --> 00:14:55,347
Go to the liquor store
and buy a case of --
423
00:14:55,349 --> 00:14:56,482
three cases of champagne!
424
00:14:56,484 --> 00:14:58,484
BRETT: Sure, I'll just
limp on down there.
425
00:14:58,486 --> 00:14:59,551
ARCHER: Don't limp, Brett!
426
00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:00,119
Run!
427
00:15:00,121 --> 00:15:03,590
We're having a wedding
in a few short minutes!
428
00:15:03,592 --> 00:15:05,091
And it's a win-win.
429
00:15:05,093 --> 00:15:07,394
Plus it vibrates.
430
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:12,073
GILLETTE: Okay, bride and groom, check.
431
00:15:12,075 --> 00:15:13,709
Bridesmaids, check.
432
00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:15,944
Best man --
ARCHER: Well, best available.
433
00:15:15,946 --> 00:15:18,881
CYRIL: Oh for -- name one,
name one friend of yours.
434
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:19,749
ARCHER: Shut up.
435
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:22,385
Ray, don't you have like,
a priest outfit, or...?
436
00:15:22,387 --> 00:15:25,488
GILLETTE: No, I wore it to Fetish Night
at The Snug, and it's covered in --
437
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:26,523
ARCHER: Okay! Ugh.
438
00:15:26,525 --> 00:15:27,957
GILLETTE: Red wine, ass.
439
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:31,427
And who gives this woman to
be wed in holy matrimony?
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00:15:31,429 --> 00:15:32,262
KRIEGER: I do!
441
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,498
GILLETTE: And no mother of the groom, so --
LANA: Yes! Right here!
442
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,133
ARCHER: Mother! You came!
443
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:38,667
PAM: Phrasing, boom!
444
00:15:38,669 --> 00:15:39,602
Ahem.
445
00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:40,803
Inappropriate.
446
00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:41,570
GILLETTE: Alrighty!
447
00:15:41,572 --> 00:15:44,873
So unless anyone - besides Mommie
Dearest - objects to this union --
448
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,842
BARRY: Uh, I think other Barry might.
449
00:15:46,844 --> 00:15:47,743
EVERYBODY: Wh-?
450
00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:48,710
EVERYBODY: Barry?!
451
00:15:48,712 --> 00:15:51,013
BARRY: Yeah, and I brought bubbly!
452
00:15:51,015 --> 00:15:53,181
KATYA: You.. . Mudak!
453
00:15:53,183 --> 00:15:53,915
BARRY: Whoa!
454
00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:56,017
You kiss your mother-board
with that mouth?
455
00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:58,920
And also, is anybody
gonna ask how and why
456
00:15:58,922 --> 00:16:01,122
I knew to show up here?
457
00:16:01,124 --> 00:16:02,691
ARCHER: Is...?
458
00:16:02,693 --> 00:16:03,691
Okay, I'll bite.
459
00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:06,428
BARRY: By tracking the satellite
signal from Katya's internal
460
00:16:06,430 --> 00:16:10,565
hard drive, which Doctor Dipshit
over there, bought from the KGB!
461
00:16:10,567 --> 00:16:11,199
ARCHER: Wh-?!
462
00:16:11,201 --> 00:16:12,033
Krieger!
463
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:14,201
KRIEGER: Yeah, but the savings...
BARRY: Like,
464
00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:15,236
eighty bucks you saved.
465
00:16:15,238 --> 00:16:18,005
But nobody's gonna save you, Archer.
466
00:16:18,007 --> 00:16:19,907
ARCHER: Don't you have
that backwards?!
467
00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:20,874
EVERYBODY: Archer don't!
468
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:24,845
Everybody down.
469
00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:27,915
ARCHER: Why do I always
forget you're -- ungh!
470
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:29,517
KATYA: Darlink!
471
00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:31,886
ARCHER: Really super-strong...
BARRY: Yeah,
472
00:16:31,888 --> 00:16:34,055
walk that off while I kill
your girlfriend again.
473
00:16:34,057 --> 00:16:35,190
Then we do the dance.
474
00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:37,560
ARCHER: Actually, I don't think
I'm in any shape to dance,
475
00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:38,260
right now Barry.
476
00:16:38,262 --> 00:16:40,162
BARRY: The dance of death, idiot.
477
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:42,498
But first let's me and you cut a rug.
478
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:45,168
KATYA: How you say... come et me, bro.
479
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:49,471
BARRY: Rrrrrraaarrrrgh!
480
00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:50,339
Ow.
481
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:51,673
KATYA: Is thet the best you got?
482
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:54,475
KATYA: Ungh!
483
00:16:54,477 --> 00:16:56,044
BARRY: Obviously not.
484
00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:58,112
But this is -- oof!
485
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:07,621
ARCHER: Katyaaa!
486
00:17:07,623 --> 00:17:09,356
Jesus somebody, a little help?!
487
00:17:09,358 --> 00:17:10,457
LANA: We are if you'd shut up!
488
00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:11,524
It's pound!
489
00:17:11,526 --> 00:17:12,359
MALORY: That is pound!
490
00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:17,630
Pound six, pound five two!
491
00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:20,667
ARCHER: I'm confused, what're we --
LANA: Here!
492
00:17:20,669 --> 00:17:21,635
ARCHER: Still confused.
493
00:17:21,637 --> 00:17:25,005
LANA: Ray, now!
494
00:17:25,007 --> 00:17:25,806
ARCHER: Oh.
495
00:17:25,808 --> 00:17:28,108
KRIEGER: Their CPU's are powered
by photovoltaic cells!
496
00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:31,978
Without exposure to a light-source
they'll slowly lose power!
497
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:32,879
ARCHER: Like vampires?
498
00:17:32,881 --> 00:17:35,648
KRIEGER: I -- no, nothing
like vampires, idiot!
499
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:39,452
ARCHER: Well I'm sorry, Ira Flatow!
From Newton's Apple.
500
00:17:39,454 --> 00:17:41,353
LANA: Will you shut up?!
501
00:17:41,355 --> 00:17:43,722
If Barry gets weak enough,
maybe you can overpower him!
502
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:45,257
ARCHER: I was just gonna say that!
503
00:17:45,259 --> 00:17:46,025
Move!
504
00:17:46,027 --> 00:17:47,093
MALORY: Sterling, be careful!
505
00:17:47,095 --> 00:17:49,963
ARCHER: Shut up.
506
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:50,797
Pam!
507
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:54,168
PAM: It'll spoil...
ARCHER: God damn it.
508
00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:55,670
Barryyyyy!
509
00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:56,571
CHERYL/CAROL: Polo!
510
00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:59,908
ARCHER: Will you shut up?!
511
00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:01,109
CHERYL/CAROL: Polo.
512
00:18:01,111 --> 00:18:05,547
ARCHER: Beset, on all
sides, by idiots...
513
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:12,988
Brett?!
514
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:14,056
I thought you were dead!
515
00:18:14,058 --> 00:18:17,692
BRETT: No, just hurt
really really badly.
516
00:18:17,694 --> 00:18:20,929
Although not nearly as
badly as I am now.
517
00:18:20,931 --> 00:18:23,231
MALORY: You better not be
bleeding on my carpet!
518
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:26,100
BRETT: No, pretty sure
I'm all out of blood.
519
00:18:26,102 --> 00:18:31,239
ARCHER: Well serves you
right, for -- Oh Barry,
520
00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:34,742
I am coming for you...
BRETT: Phrasing, boom.
521
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:35,543
GILLETTE: Brett!
522
00:18:35,545 --> 00:18:37,745
CHERYL/CAROL: Polo!
523
00:18:37,747 --> 00:18:41,749
ARCHER: And after I kill you, and
defile your cyborg-y corpse,
524
00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:43,651
I'm gonna -- wh-?!
525
00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:44,652
Oh for shit's sake!
526
00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:45,487
Really?!
527
00:18:45,489 --> 00:18:47,422
BARRY: Woooooo!
528
00:18:47,424 --> 00:18:48,857
KATYA: Darlink, I ken explen!
529
00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:50,292
ARCHER: Ray, turn the lights on!
530
00:18:50,294 --> 00:18:51,894
KRIEGER: Archer no, the photovoltaics!
531
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,595
ARCHER: Turn on the goddamn lights!
532
00:18:53,597 --> 00:18:55,664
Gaaaagh!
533
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:57,800
Why do I always forget that?!
534
00:18:57,802 --> 00:19:00,236
And how can you explain that?!
535
00:19:00,238 --> 00:19:01,671
MALORY: What were they, having sex?!
536
00:19:01,673 --> 00:19:02,738
LANA: Think so, yeah.
537
00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:04,907
MALORY: Called it!
538
00:19:04,909 --> 00:19:08,944
KATYA: As we fought, it became
more like, like dancing.
539
00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:10,546
BARRY: Bone dancing!
540
00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:11,546
ARCHER: Shut up!
541
00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:13,315
Katya, how could you do this?
542
00:19:13,317 --> 00:19:17,485
KATYA: I'm sorry I hurt you, but
I realized thet even though
543
00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:20,721
you tried to see past what I
em, Barry and I are the same.
544
00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:23,524
Inside and out.
545
00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:25,593
BARRY: Except her insides vibrate.
546
00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:26,827
ARCHER: Rrrragh!
547
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:27,849
BARRY: Ka-
548
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:29,467
Always with the forgetting...
549
00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:31,063
We are like two mermaids.
550
00:19:31,183 --> 00:19:32,571
We will swim together.
551
00:19:32,691 --> 00:19:34,953
So, I won't ask you to forgive me...
552
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,995
But could you at least be happy for me?
553
00:19:37,115 --> 00:19:39,341
Because I have finally found a soulmate.
554
00:19:39,461 --> 00:19:40,416
No.
555
00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:43,512
Or whatever...
556
00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:45,958
Yes. Yes.
557
00:19:46,078 --> 00:19:47,378
Thank you, darling.
558
00:19:47,498 --> 00:19:50,300
You will always have
a special place in my...
559
00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:53,280
Well, I guess my C-drive.
560
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,482
Well, other Barry and I...
561
00:19:56,602 --> 00:19:58,582
are in her other special place.
562
00:19:58,702 --> 00:19:59,825
Which, again,
563
00:19:59,945 --> 00:20:01,326
vibrates.
564
00:20:01,446 --> 00:20:02,529
Later, tator.
565
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,593
Well, mother, go ahead and say it.
566
00:20:07,713 --> 00:20:10,033
Oh, Sterling.
You just had your heart broken.
567
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:11,734
And you don't need a smug
568
00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:13,564
"I told you so" from me.
569
00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:17,574
And smug it would be, because tell you
I most certainly did.
570
00:20:20,455 --> 00:20:23,517
Just like that Electrolux all over again.
571
00:20:23,637 --> 00:20:24,913
So...
572
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,834
- I know that sucked...
- Vacuum cleaner ponds?
573
00:20:27,954 --> 00:20:28,742
Now?
574
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:29,661
Really?
575
00:20:29,781 --> 00:20:32,171
No idea thankfully about any of that,
but
576
00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:33,903
if you really did love Katya
577
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:36,319
you gotta be happy that she's happy.
578
00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:38,088
Yeah...
579
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:39,830
She did look pretty happy, huh?
580
00:20:57,338 --> 00:21:06,411
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