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Oh, babe, Caroline and Tim
say that we're gonna meet

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at the strip mall
in Chinatown at 9:00,

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and then we're gonna
take a Metro to a field.

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I'm actually
really interested

5
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in trying out
this whole dubstep thing.

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I feel like this
is the kind of thing

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that we're gonna
be totally into.

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I'm digging this.

9
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It's like
a musical nightmare.

10
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Yeah, but in a great way.

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- Tim said that the... 

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that the peak of it is when
"the drop" hits, I guess.

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It's like a musical crescendo
or something.

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S, like in, um...

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Like <i>in the air tonight,</i>

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when Phil Collins
comes in on the drums.

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Yeah, honey,
it's just like Phil Collins.

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This is so nice
to have young, hip friends.

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Just think, in an hour,
depending on subway traffic,

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we're gonna be
in the middle of a field.

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Yeah.
Pumping our fists.

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Yeah, lost in the music.

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Aggressive teenagers sweating
through their jumpsuits.

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Everybody's on drugs.

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The smell of mud
and field nachos.

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Do you want to bail
from this as badly as I do?

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Oh, my God, so much so.
Please.

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- I hate Tim and Caroline.
- They suck, seriously.

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It's like, have a kid.
It's not cute any more.

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[Stops music]
We need new friends!

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All right, I'm gonna
cancel the babysitter,

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call Tim, say that we're sick.

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Why don't you cue up
<i>Downton Abbey</i> or something?

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Okay, turn off the music,
though!

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- I did.
- Oh, my God.

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[Upbeat music]

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♪ 

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Sync and corrections by Sp8ky for
www.Addic7ed.Com

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[baby giggles]

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We need to all work together
to make our neighborhood safe.

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Last week, the Shaws
had their mailbox stolen.

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[Quiet giggling]

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I had to ask Gene about the
little dashes emanating from it.

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I did not like the answer.

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[Giggling]

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That's why we're organizing
nightly safety walks.

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Everyone sign up.
Have some coffee.

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And if you ask nicely enough,
Gene may bring out his guitar.

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[Chuckles]

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How do we ask to ensure
Gene won't pull out his guitar?

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[Laughs]

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Oh, believe me,
he's gonna pull it out.

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There it is. Yeah.
[Gene playing guitar]

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He does a reggae version
<i>you look wonderful tonight.</i>

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Then he stares at me directly.
He does not stare at you.

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He stares right into my eyes.

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I'm Justin.
This is Lawrence.

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Oh, hey, guys. Hi.
I'm Reagan, this is Chris.

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Hi. How are ya?

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You guys want
to have some coffee,

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and talk about the amount of
children's art on these walls?

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[Both laugh]

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- It can't all
be frame-worthy.

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[Laughing] It's not.

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Okay, he's staring
right at me.

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No, he's really
not staring at you.

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Oh, no, he kinda is.

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[Bob Seger's <i>night moves</i> plays]

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[Sings along]
♪  I wasn't too tall

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♪  could've used
a few pounds ♪ .

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I can't believe I'm having
to stand here and listen

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to a classic rock song
about boys coming of age.

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- ♪  she was a black-haired
beauty with big, dark eyes ♪ 

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♪  and points all of her own,
sittin' way up high ♪ 

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please, God, do not describe
the points any further.

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♪  way up firm and high

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this has always been

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a groundbreaking
femme environment.

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We were the first
office in America

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to provide
free tampons in a basket.

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Uh, actually,
I don't think that's true.

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I saw it at
a Ruth's Chris once.

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♪  workin'
on our night moves ♪ 

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- hey, Granby.
- ♪  tryin' to make some... 

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- this office does not
celebrate "Rocktober."

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Go home. Get a life.
Maybe a girlfriend.

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Wow. I don't have one.

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'Cause my fiancee dumped me
via Google chat

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while I was stationed
in Afghanistan.

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Thank you for your service.

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So, work is kind of
my deal right now, okay?

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I plan on being here
until at least 2300 hours.

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We get it.

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No one outworks me
on my own show.

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We're in for a long night.

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They're just like us,
you know, with the little kid,

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our age, our speed.

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Not to mention the gay thing.

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Oh, yeah, it's so cool.
Gay cachet.

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- Yeah.
- Whoa, wait a second, babe.

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Is that a thing?
I don't know.

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You know what, honey,
I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

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and I'm ready
to ask those gentlemen out.

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- Yeah, I... wait.
There they are.

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- They're... okay.
- Whoa, God, I'm so nervous.

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Don't be nervous.

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I want them to think
that I'm cool.

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- You're awesome. You did not.
- Yeah, I don't know.

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Is that a dong?

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- Hey. What is... 
- What?

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- A dong?
- [Laughs] That's a dong!

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Yeah, they gotta buff out
a dong. That's the craziest...

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You guys want to go bowling?

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[Clears throat]
Whenever? Sometime?

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Okay, okay,
what part of "be cool"

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did you not understand?

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I'm so sorry.
Rub it in. Rub it in.

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Don't worry about it.

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I was about to ask you guys
if you wanted to break bread.

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Yeah, and you
probably would've said

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something about sipping vino.

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I love saying "vino."

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Reagan, would you mind
telling me why we've got

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bass fishing champion
Tommy Biffle

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booked as a guest next week?
What?

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Or why the day after that
I'll be sitting down

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with Nascar legend
Richard petty?

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What're we gonna talk about?
Car parts and mustache care?

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Okay, wait a minute. Wait.
Who booked these people?

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I did.

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I'm playing cards tonight
with the Southern affiliates.

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We want them to move the show
to their 3:00 time slot,

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so I'm gonna
have to convince them

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that Ava's got
some Southern appeal.

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You don't think
she has Southern appeal?

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Okay, she grew up in the Florida
panhandle, all right?

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I mean, she... 

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she bought Pepsis
at the wiggly piggly.

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Piggly wiggly.

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I still don't even
believe that's a thing.

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- And I want in
on this so-called "card game."

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Really don't think
that's a good idea, Ava.

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These are guy's guys.

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Most of them
are ex-military like me.

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They're old school.

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What, you guys sit around

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dressed like colonel Sanders
or something?

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[Comic Southern accent]
I say, I say...

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I think the women folk
need to make some mint juleps

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while the men take care
of the business at hand.

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Okay, they're not
cartoon roosters.

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But, dudes,
I appreciate the concern,

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however, I know
what makes these guys tick,

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so, I got this.

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Both: Ugh.

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Look at him walk.
One, two, one, two.

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Look at me,
I'm using my alternating legs

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to go from point a to point b.

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- Bad walking was a weak area.
- That's not our best stuff.

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Now I know why
your girlfriend dumped you!

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- Ooh, I don't think
he heard you, but that's... 

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that's like... 
that's the right idea.

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Oh, man...I gotta say,
I'm kind of nervous.

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I really want this to go well.

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Really?
A bowling shirt?

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What? It's fun.

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Come on, when else
am I gonna wear this?

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Oh, I don't know.

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The next time you're

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in a Vince Vaughn movie,
circa 1994.

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- Are you... 
this is so money.

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God, all these balls suck.

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I just need one where my thumb
is flush with the thing.

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Do you remember
the last time we were bowling,

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and I missed that 7-6-10 spare
because my thumb was all floppy?

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It was one of
your better tantrums.

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Uh, you mean the natural
human reaction to injustice?

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Honey, please, I am begging
you to not get too competitive.

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[Chuckles] Won't.
I won't, honey, I swear.

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Hi, guys. Hi.

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- Hey.
- Sorry we're late, you guys.

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It's just so hard saying
good-night to little foster.

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He is such an angel.

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- Dude, where'd you get
that sweet-ass shirt?

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Oh, uh, wasteland on Melrose.

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Wasteland on Melrose.
Wow, that sounds cool.

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Yeah, thank you.

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- You... you've got
your own ball.

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Uh, no, I'm gonna use
one of those gross balls

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where my thumb's all floppy.

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[Laughs]

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What am I, an idiot?

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No. You're fantastic.

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[Laughing] So, I said to her,

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"honey, that's not why they
call it a riding lawnmower."

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[Laughs]

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[Laughter]

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Oh, women.

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They just don't get things.

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[Laughter]

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All right, guys.
Drink up.

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Come on, ray,
you were in the Navy,

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but you're drinking like
you were in the coast guard.

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Oh...
[Laughter]

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Hello, boys.

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00:07:05,681 --> 00:07:07,682
Ava.
What're you doing here?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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00:07:09,835 --> 00:07:14,806
Did I need a formal invite to
the hayseed sausage festival?

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Hi, there.

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Move over, Tex.

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The name's hoyt.

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Of course it is.
Now...

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Let's get down

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to bidness.

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Chip me.
Can I have some of that?

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So I googled...

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Alabama head football coach
Nick Sa-bahn.

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He was wearing
pleated-front khakis.

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I mean, come on, man,
where's your stylist?

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[Laughter]

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- It's not "sa-bahn,"
it's Saban.

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Who cares, tubby?
[Laughter]

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This is a real broad.

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- You're a broad.
- Oh-ho-ho!

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You know what, Luke,
I've never watched the show,

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but if it's half as funny
as she is in person,

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I think it's time
we showed Ava some love.

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Yeah.

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00:08:03,173 --> 00:08:05,374
Well, according to your wife,
I'll be disappointed.

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- Oh-ho!

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[Laughter]

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Both: ♪  little miss,
little miss ♪ 

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♪  little miss
can't be wrong ♪ 

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♪  ain't nobody gonna bow no more
when you sound your gong ♪ 

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we're either gonna
have to unplug the jukebox

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or we're going to
have to kill them.

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Yeah, and the jukebox
is all the way over there.

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- Heh!
- Right?

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Both:
♪  rock and roll song

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oh, yeah.
[Laughing]

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Hey, guys, bring it
in for a second, will you?

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Come here.

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I don't know, I might be jumping
the gun here a little bit.

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I'm just feeling this a lot,
and I don't know.

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Three words...

248
00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:44,463
Napa Valley weekend.

249
00:08:44,497 --> 00:08:47,549
- No, she's kidding, you guy... 
no, no, no, she's jus... too soon.

250
00:08:47,584 --> 00:08:49,501
She might as well
have said "four-way." [Chuckles]

251
00:08:49,535 --> 00:08:51,870
Two words...

252
00:08:51,905 --> 00:08:53,422
We're in.

253
00:08:53,473 --> 00:08:54,673
For the Napa Valley thing,
not the four-way.

254
00:08:54,707 --> 00:08:55,924
Oh!

255
00:08:55,975 --> 00:08:58,143
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No offense, in so many ways.

256
00:08:58,177 --> 00:08:59,511
- [Laughs] Yeah, a ton of ways.
- Yeah.

257
00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:01,730
- Oh, you guys, this is perfect.
- Fun.

258
00:09:01,764 --> 00:09:03,849
Seriously, we have not
had couple friends

259
00:09:03,883 --> 00:09:05,717
that we want to spend
more than 10 minutes with,

260
00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:07,269
let alone an entire weekend.

261
00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,820
- This is... could not
have gone better.

262
00:09:08,855 --> 00:09:11,189
Let's just... let's just cut
our losses and call it a night.

263
00:09:11,223 --> 00:09:12,190
Good times.

264
00:09:12,224 --> 00:09:13,625
Hold the phone, dudes.

265
00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:15,060
We gots to bowl.

266
00:09:15,078 --> 00:09:16,328
Do we?

267
00:09:16,362 --> 00:09:18,229
- We absolutely have to bowl.
- We have to bowl.

268
00:09:18,248 --> 00:09:20,165
Uh, loser treats,
winner eats.

269
00:09:20,199 --> 00:09:22,233
- Uh, sounds good to me.
- Okay.

270
00:09:22,252 --> 00:09:25,704
Because when I win,
I am gonna be thirsty...

271
00:09:25,738 --> 00:09:27,839
For beer
that I will be drinking...

272
00:09:27,874 --> 00:09:30,075
Uh, for free.

273
00:09:30,093 --> 00:09:32,427
'Cause I gonna win the game.

274
00:09:32,462 --> 00:09:33,428
I'm just...

275
00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:34,546
I'm gonna get a better ball.

276
00:09:34,580 --> 00:09:36,748
I'm just gonna
loosen up my lats.

277
00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:39,417
I think that ball
is pretty shiny.

278
00:09:39,435 --> 00:09:41,353
Uh, oh, boy.

279
00:09:41,387 --> 00:09:43,088
Uh, damn shoes.

280
00:09:43,106 --> 00:09:45,924
Hey, hoyt. Heads up.

281
00:09:45,942 --> 00:09:47,893
And I don't want to see you
sniffing those things,

282
00:09:47,927 --> 00:09:49,427
freak show.

283
00:09:49,445 --> 00:09:51,029
[Laughter]

284
00:09:51,064 --> 00:09:52,147
Hoyt, give me those.

285
00:09:52,198 --> 00:09:53,565
Ava...

286
00:09:53,599 --> 00:09:56,401
Ava, wait up.

287
00:09:56,435 --> 00:09:58,437
Do you want me to help you
put your shoes on,

288
00:09:58,471 --> 00:10:00,072
or hold back your hair
while you hurl?

289
00:10:00,106 --> 00:10:01,106
Why? I'm great.

290
00:10:01,124 --> 00:10:02,407
You're great?

291
00:10:02,441 --> 00:10:05,911
Yeah. I got us the 3:00
time slot, didn't I?

292
00:10:05,945 --> 00:10:08,613
Oh, and by the way,
hoyt is a total liar.

293
00:10:08,631 --> 00:10:11,282
If these are Cuban,
I am Gloria Estefan.

294
00:10:11,301 --> 00:10:12,834
- You're sober?
- Yeah.

295
00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:14,753
I guess I can
handle guy's guys,

296
00:10:14,787 --> 00:10:18,090
even though I'm cursed with
bosoms and baby-making parts.

297
00:10:18,124 --> 00:10:20,425
- Well, actually,
I have baby-making parts...

298
00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:22,627
Anyway, what you did in there
was amazing. Thank you.

299
00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:24,462
- It was, wasn't it?
- Yes.

300
00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,065
I feel the need to take you
for a drink, for real.

301
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,934
Great. I'll wrap it up.

302
00:10:28,968 --> 00:10:29,935
Let's do it.

303
00:10:29,969 --> 00:10:31,186
- Thank you.
- Your shoes.

304
00:10:31,237 --> 00:10:33,855
All right,
you human heart attacks,

305
00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,774
last hand.

306
00:10:35,808 --> 00:10:38,527
Pull your pants back up and
stop doing each other's makeup.

307
00:10:38,578 --> 00:10:42,447
[Laughter]

308
00:10:42,481 --> 00:10:43,448
Come on.

309
00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:44,700
Get there,
get there, get there.

310
00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:46,335
Oh!
Oh!

311
00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:47,452
- I over-muscled it.

312
00:10:47,486 --> 00:10:49,838
There's too much
"musculare."

313
00:10:49,872 --> 00:10:53,342
Okay, Justin, we just
need seven pins, okay? Seven.

314
00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:55,427
Do you know
what we should do in Napa?

315
00:10:55,461 --> 00:10:57,179
Hot air balloon.

316
00:10:57,213 --> 00:10:59,598
Oh, my God,
that's on Chris's bucket list.

317
00:10:59,632 --> 00:11:01,633
No way.
Dude, you're freaking me out.

318
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,969
- No, you're freaking me out.
- Reagan.

319
00:11:04,003 --> 00:11:05,354
Reagan!
Oh, boy.

320
00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:09,141
Hope you like a 3:00
time slot...In the South.

321
00:11:09,175 --> 00:11:11,143
Oh, my God,
you crashed that meeting?

322
00:11:11,177 --> 00:11:13,344
They loved me.

323
00:11:13,363 --> 00:11:15,263
There was an Asian gentleman
named Bobby

324
00:11:15,298 --> 00:11:16,448
eating out of my hand,

325
00:11:16,482 --> 00:11:18,367
literally, he was eating
chex mix like a horse.

326
00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:19,851
- That's weird.
- Yeah.

327
00:11:19,869 --> 00:11:21,787
And Luke was so impressed
he's taking me out for a drink.

328
00:11:21,821 --> 00:11:23,989
Good! Well,
this is going pretty great.

329
00:11:24,023 --> 00:11:27,876
- Oh, these are your new gays.
- Shh. Come on, now.

330
00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:29,494
Oh, don't worry.
They love me.

331
00:11:29,528 --> 00:11:33,715
Hey, you bitches, mama's here!

332
00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:36,334
- God.
- Whoa, you turkeys are gay?

333
00:11:36,368 --> 00:11:37,969
I didn't... 
- What? We had no idea.

334
00:11:38,004 --> 00:11:39,921
Well, we have an announcement.

335
00:11:39,972 --> 00:11:42,174
Chris and I
happen to be straight.

336
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,142
Yes. We are.

337
00:11:44,177 --> 00:11:46,511
Not that it's
necessarily better.

338
00:11:46,545 --> 00:11:48,430
- No, it's worse.
- Way worse, in fact.

339
00:11:48,481 --> 00:11:49,848
And I... 

340
00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:51,349
I've actually
kissed a guy before.

341
00:11:51,383 --> 00:11:52,484
Are you kidding?

342
00:11:52,518 --> 00:11:54,069
- No, it was a French, uh... 
French dude,

343
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:55,821
and we were trying to do
the kiss on the cheek thing,

344
00:11:55,855 --> 00:11:57,489
and I turned the wrong way,
and I happened

345
00:11:57,523 --> 00:11:59,157
to catch mouth corner.

346
00:11:59,192 --> 00:12:00,442
But I'm... I'm better for the
experience is what I'm saying.

347
00:12:00,493 --> 00:12:01,610
I get it now.

348
00:12:01,661 --> 00:12:02,911
You don't need
to always tell the story.

349
00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:05,530
Ava, it's so nice to meet you.
We are huge fans.

350
00:12:05,564 --> 00:12:06,948
- Yes, we're... yes, yes.

351
00:12:06,999 --> 00:12:09,201
And you're just in time to watch
Lawrence seal our victory.

352
00:12:09,235 --> 00:12:10,202
Oh!

353
00:12:10,236 --> 00:12:11,402
No pressure, no pressure.

354
00:12:11,421 --> 00:12:13,672
- Oh, here we go. Here we go.
- No pressure.

355
00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:16,374
All right, go, go, focus.

356
00:12:16,408 --> 00:12:19,294
Focus, focus, focus, focus...

357
00:12:19,345 --> 00:12:22,264
Baby, baby, baby...

358
00:12:22,298 --> 00:12:23,265
Yes! Yes!

359
00:12:23,299 --> 00:12:25,416
- Okay, we did it.
- Oh, my God!

360
00:12:25,435 --> 00:12:27,102
I can't believe you got that!

361
00:12:27,136 --> 00:12:29,087
Winner's circle!
Feels good!

362
00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:30,138
The loser pit.

363
00:12:30,189 --> 00:12:31,440
The pit for losers.

364
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:33,391
Pullin' into dookie-shame
junction! Oh, yes! Yes!

365
00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:35,060
Okay,
and get yourself together.

366
00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:36,945
Hey, listen, it's all right.
You beat us fair and square.

367
00:12:36,979 --> 00:12:37,946
Right.

368
00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:39,781
Eh, sorta.

369
00:12:39,816 --> 00:12:41,566
What does that mean, "sorta"?

370
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,567
Oh...

371
00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:44,402
- Reagan... 
- There was...

372
00:12:44,436 --> 00:12:48,907
There was an issue of
a foot fault in the fifth frame.

373
00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:52,744
I mean, like, technically,
those pins would be voided.

374
00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,830
I don't know, here, I marked it.
I marked it on there.

375
00:12:54,881 --> 00:12:56,965
- You marked it?
- Score sheet.

376
00:12:56,999 --> 00:12:58,133
Okay, so,
we're counting foot faults.

377
00:12:58,167 --> 00:12:59,584
Uh, yeah, you mean
playing by the rules?

378
00:12:59,618 --> 00:13:00,952
No.

379
00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:02,671
No, you know what? I should
really just let it slide.

380
00:13:02,722 --> 00:13:04,723
Like your foot did,
over the... the line.

381
00:13:04,757 --> 00:13:05,974
- Guys, I... 

382
00:13:06,008 --> 00:13:07,509
- do you know what?
I... but hold... but you know what?

383
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:08,760
If I'd have known
we were playing this way,

384
00:13:08,794 --> 00:13:10,729
I, uh... I would've
actually tried.

385
00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:11,730
I would've tried.
Oh, really?

386
00:13:11,764 --> 00:13:14,015
Johnny mc-own-ball?

387
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:15,717
Sammy van-bowling-glove.

388
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,235
Okay, that's not
my name at all.

389
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,104
I don't know
who's side I'm on.

390
00:13:19,138 --> 00:13:21,406
I mean, Reagan's my oldest
friend, but I do love a gay.

391
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,308
We'll get it.
It's totally fine.

392
00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:24,809
- Oh, no, n-n-n-no.
Then you can be the hero?

393
00:13:24,827 --> 00:13:26,278
No, I don't think so.
I don't think you'll get it.

394
00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:27,696
- I'm not trying to be a hero.
- Okay? Thank you so much.

395
00:13:27,747 --> 00:13:30,415
No, I'd actually like
to pay for it because we lost.

396
00:13:30,449 --> 00:13:31,583
Remember? Loser's circle.
Remember that?

397
00:13:31,617 --> 00:13:32,868
- You know what?
- Forget it.

398
00:13:32,919 --> 00:13:34,119
We're gonna split it.
Okay? We'll split it.

399
00:13:34,153 --> 00:13:35,287
- Oh, yeah.
- Here you go.

400
00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:36,838
Yeah, why don't you
just run away?

401
00:13:36,873 --> 00:13:38,957
Just run away
in what I'm assuming

402
00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:41,459
are custom-cobbled
bowling shoes!

403
00:13:41,493 --> 00:13:43,879
Did I blow this?

404
00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:47,048
I'm sorry I'm so late.

405
00:13:47,099 --> 00:13:48,800
I just witnessed
a bowling alley tragedy.

406
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:50,135
Oh.

407
00:13:50,169 --> 00:13:51,303
You took so long to get here,

408
00:13:51,337 --> 00:13:52,804
I decided to get a little bit
of a head start.

409
00:13:52,838 --> 00:13:54,005
Hey, buddy, big boy.

410
00:13:54,023 --> 00:13:55,807
You look like someone.
Who do you look like?

411
00:13:55,841 --> 00:13:57,309
Who do you look like?

412
00:13:57,343 --> 00:13:58,643
Eh, never mind.

413
00:13:58,677 --> 00:14:00,395
I think we should toast.
Oh.

414
00:14:00,446 --> 00:14:02,347
To our new time slot.

415
00:14:02,365 --> 00:14:05,283
You were a champion and a lady.

416
00:14:05,318 --> 00:14:08,904
Well, thank you.

417
00:14:08,955 --> 00:14:11,289
The fun thing about vodka.

418
00:14:11,324 --> 00:14:13,524
Russian people
pronounce it "wodka."

419
00:14:13,543 --> 00:14:15,076
[Both chuckle]

420
00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:17,462
They also say sputnik,
bolshevik,

421
00:14:17,496 --> 00:14:19,080
babooshka... 

422
00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:20,531
<i>nyet!</i>

423
00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:21,583
Luke, what are you doing?

424
00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:23,585
- I-I just was... 
- Forget it.

425
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:24,753
I thought we were having

426
00:14:24,804 --> 00:14:27,038
a successful
business relationship.

427
00:14:27,056 --> 00:14:29,090
I thought the same thing
with Suge Knight and Ira Glass.

428
00:14:29,141 --> 00:14:32,143
You guys are all alike.
<i>Dasvidaniya!</i>

429
00:14:32,178 --> 00:14:34,763
Ava, wait.
Ava, Ava.

430
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:39,522
Ok so wait, did his hand
just brush your shoulder

431
00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:41,342
or did it grab your shoulder?

432
00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:43,928
Was it like this,
or like this?

433
00:14:43,979 --> 00:14:46,564
Missy!
Keep doing that.

434
00:14:46,598 --> 00:14:48,316
Okay, you know what?
This is unacceptable.

435
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,650
I mean, what does he think,

436
00:14:49,685 --> 00:14:51,018
that we're part
of his steno pool?

437
00:14:51,052 --> 00:14:52,270
Hi, guys.

438
00:14:52,321 --> 00:14:54,555
Don't you mean "dollfaces"?

439
00:14:54,573 --> 00:14:56,240
"Skirts"?

440
00:14:56,275 --> 00:14:58,058
Ladies, a man
has entered the room.

441
00:14:58,076 --> 00:15:01,562
Please present yourselves
for bottom pinching.

442
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,664
No, see, missy,
I was making a point.

443
00:15:03,699 --> 00:15:04,949
It's not really like... 
we're not gonna actually pres... 

444
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,066
- guys, calm down.

445
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,753
Help yourselves
to a complimentary tampon.

446
00:15:08,787 --> 00:15:11,122
Let me talk to Luke.

447
00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:14,074
Hmm.

448
00:15:14,092 --> 00:15:17,795
Ava, I am really sorry.

449
00:15:17,846 --> 00:15:19,180
What the hell was that?

450
00:15:19,214 --> 00:15:20,932
- You remember
my ex-fiancee?

451
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:22,249
She was the bartender
last night.

452
00:15:22,267 --> 00:15:24,018
Oh, the one
with the synthetic hair weave.

453
00:15:24,052 --> 00:15:26,237
- Mm... 
- That was not human hair.

454
00:15:26,271 --> 00:15:28,556
Anyway, I go there
every night after work,

455
00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:30,875
and I sit alone at the bar,
and I drink.

456
00:15:30,909 --> 00:15:32,326
Just to see her.

457
00:15:32,361 --> 00:15:35,613
Last night I thought, boy,
if I could bring Ava Alexander

458
00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:38,115
into this bar,
she would go crazy.

459
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,568
- Well, of course.
- So, I'm really sorry.

460
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:42,903
I guess I just can't
seem to get over her.

461
00:15:42,921 --> 00:15:46,424
My ex Kevin...

462
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:51,412
I wear his deodorant brand
so I can remember his smell.

463
00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:52,413
[Sniffs]

464
00:15:52,431 --> 00:15:54,582
Oh, right guard sport.

465
00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:56,734
I work late every night,
and I blast music,

466
00:15:56,785 --> 00:15:58,519
and I hope I don't
end up in that bar.

467
00:15:58,537 --> 00:16:00,454
You're working
on the night moves.

468
00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:03,040
Trying to make
some front page, drive-in news.

469
00:16:03,075 --> 00:16:05,359
- I don't know if that's... 
what?

470
00:16:05,377 --> 00:16:07,545
We both need to move on.

471
00:16:07,579 --> 00:16:11,048
I will let you blast all
the after-hours seger you want

472
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,534
if you promise me you will
stop hanging out at that bar.

473
00:16:13,552 --> 00:16:15,219
It's pathetic, Luke.

474
00:16:15,254 --> 00:16:17,839
Like that guy eating chex mix
out of my hand pathetic.

475
00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:19,524
Bobby definitely
has a problem.

476
00:16:19,558 --> 00:16:20,842
7:00, and all is well.

477
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:23,511
Every mailbox is on its post.

478
00:16:23,545 --> 00:16:26,647
Every house safe and secure.

479
00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:29,995
Gene's in his element.
He was rotc in college.

480
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,674
Yeah, but I couldn't serve.
I have an ulcerated esophagus.

481
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,093
It's often caused by herpes.
Mine wasn't.

482
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,596
You guys sure you don't
want reflective vests?

483
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,848
- No, we're good.
- I'd rather be hit by a car.

484
00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:42,417
[Chuckling]

485
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,186
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, I'm so... I'm so sorry.

486
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,255
I'm so competitive.
Ugh, me too.

487
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,523
I should've stopped him.

488
00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:51,092
You know,
I'm a conflict avoider.

489
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,112
And while we're at it,
I also say "supposably."

490
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,614
He does. He does.
It's a nightmare.

491
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,698
- Ooh.
- It is.

492
00:16:56,732 --> 00:16:58,066
Guys, I own
three pairs of crocs.

493
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,200
- You shut your mouth.
- Oh, no!

494
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,102
And I wear a "life is good"
tee shirt.

495
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,989
Oh, you know what?
This is good.

496
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,708
Now we know that we like
each other, warts and all.

497
00:17:06,742 --> 00:17:08,043
Yeah, warts and all.

498
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:10,445
Hey, are you guys
thinking what I'm thinking?

499
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,664
Maybe we do a little
do-over here.

500
00:17:12,715 --> 00:17:14,215
Come on, after this,
we'll go grab some drinks,

501
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,584
go to our place,
you guys bring foster over.

502
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,885
It'll be super fun.

503
00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:18,453
- That'd be awesome.
- Yeah, let's do it.

504
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,838
We'll bring snacks.

505
00:17:19,889 --> 00:17:22,790
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

506
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,393
- [Laughs] This... these... 

507
00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:27,228
these cookies are really... 
they're really, um... 

508
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,681
- they're delicious.
- Yeah.

509
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,182
Oh, good.
Uh, Lawrence made 'em.

510
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,601
- Hi.
- Secret's a dollop of honey.

511
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,353
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Oh! [Laughs]

512
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:36,738
Oh, yeah.

513
00:17:36,772 --> 00:17:38,473
- So, is... is little, um... 

514
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,025
little foster... 
is he okay?

515
00:17:40,076 --> 00:17:42,110
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

516
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,279
New environments stimulate him.
Yeah, is that... is that okay?

517
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,648
Oh, yeah.
Sure, no, of course.

518
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:50,595
We just... we wouldn't want him
to get, um, too stimulated.

519
00:17:50,715 --> 00:17:51,453
- That's it.
- [Laughs]

520
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,154
From throwing
all our stuff on the floor.

521
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,340
- He's okay. He's okay, I think.
- Yeah.

522
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,541
[Crashes]

523
00:17:56,592 --> 00:17:57,709
Um, we just feel
it's really important

524
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,826
not to put too many
boundaries on foster.

525
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,929
- Is that
an approach that's... 

526
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:03,098
- yeah, it stifles
his creativity.

527
00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:05,166
- Yeah, you wouldn't... 
you wouldn't want to do that.

528
00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:06,801
[Crashes]

529
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:10,505
[Jazz music]

530
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,940
There you are.

531
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:13,942
What the hell
are you doing here?

532
00:18:13,976 --> 00:18:15,510
Ava, I'm sorry.

533
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,844
How dare you come
to a bar without me.

534
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,563
I could kill you.

535
00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:19,564
Wait, what is happening?

536
00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:21,516
I am going to
fake kiss you right now,

537
00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:25,620
then you're going to leave
this bar with some dignity.

538
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,461
[Sighs]

539
00:18:33,496 --> 00:18:35,196
That was fantastic.

540
00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,831
Now, let's go back to my place

541
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:41,002
for some athletic,
'70s-style lovemaking.

542
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,088
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

543
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,973
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
- [Chuckles]

544
00:18:45,007 --> 00:18:46,091
That kid's a monster.

545
00:18:46,142 --> 00:18:48,593
I've never
hated a kid before.

546
00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:50,136
I'm just gonna
go ahead and say it.

547
00:18:50,256 --> 00:18:50,878
Foster's an a-hole.

548
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,430
Honey, you can't
say that about a kid.

549
00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:53,815
I just said it,
and it felt good.

550
00:18:53,849 --> 00:18:55,934
You know what,
it's not foster's fault.

551
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:57,318
Lawrence and Justin
are great guys,

552
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,886
I love hanging out with them,
but you can't have that.

553
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:00,522
We should say something.

554
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,440
I mean,
I guess Lawrence and Justin

555
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,076
are pretty
understanding guys, right?

556
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,578
Yeah, I mean,
warts and all, right?

557
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,446
I mean, that's what's
so great about the four of us.

558
00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:09,564
Warts and all.

559
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,533
So, it's just that... 
- [Giggles]

560
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,585
- Oh...
- What an angel.

561
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,404
- So, what I... what I'm
really saying is that

562
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:19,184
it's like babies
and... and toddlers...

563
00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:24,001
They want to know
that there are limits. You know.

564
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,742
They find it reassuring

565
00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:29,884
knowing that someone's
looking after them.

566
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,605
Yeah, it's just...
It's better parenting.

567
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:36,891
- That's all.
- Wow.

568
00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,561
That's really hard to hear,
you guys.

569
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,613
Oh, boy.

570
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:44,232
- But really helpful.
- Yeah. Yeah.

571
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,034
No, we really respect you guys,

572
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:48,436
so it's nice to get
an outside perspective.

573
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:49,988
Phew!

574
00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:53,775
Kick off my heels,
'cause I was really nervous

575
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,243
about how you were
gonna take that.

576
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,712
And while we're, you know,
uh, sharing parental tips,

577
00:19:57,747 --> 00:19:59,581
we had some advice
for you guys too.

578
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:03,218
- [Inhales]
- What is it?

579
00:20:03,252 --> 00:20:04,436
I mean...

580
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,888
Just the way you always
keep Amy in her stroller,

581
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:08,389
or her play saucer, you know,

582
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:11,926
it's just kind of
oppressive, you know.

583
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,128
- Are you [Bleep] kidding me?
- Okay...

584
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:17,070
Can you believe those two?

585
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:17,799
Yeah, who do they
think they are

586
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:18,900
talking to us about parenting?

587
00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:20,852
I never completely
bought into them.

588
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:22,771
There was always
something sinister.

589
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,824
- The gay thing was so cool.
- The gay was great.

590
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:27,225
Aww...

591
00:20:32,266 --> 00:20:33,616
Reagan...

592
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:36,185
I know you guys are on the
market for new couple friends,

593
00:20:36,219 --> 00:20:38,554
and I just met Jeff and Tracy
at an aspca benefit. Guys?

594
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,639
They've got a kid,
but they're fun,

595
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:40,640
and I told them
how much fun you are.

596
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,892
Wait, are you all right?

597
00:20:42,943 --> 00:20:44,143
What are you dressed as?

598
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,711
A person going to bed.

599
00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:47,146
What's on your face?

600
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:49,988
You're right,
this stuff is totally tingling.

601
00:20:50,108 --> 00:20:51,022
Oh God.

602
00:20:51,142 --> 00:20:53,426
Christopher, I do not want to
see how the sausage is made.

603
00:20:53,546 --> 00:20:55,782
Jeff and Tracy, I am so sorry.

604
00:20:55,902 --> 00:20:57,660
This is mortifying.

605
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,824
Jeff seemed cool.

606
00:21:01,781 --> 00:21:06,176
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