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Oh, babe, Caroline and Tim
say that we're gonna meet

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at the strip mall
in Chinatown at 9:00,

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and then we're gonna
take a Metro to a field.

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I'm actually
really interested

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in trying out
this whole dubstep thing.

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I feel like this
is the kind of thing

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that we're gonna
be totally into.

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I'm digging this.

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It's like
a musical nightmare.

10
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Yeah, but in a great way.

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- Tim said that the...

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that the peak of it is when
"the drop" hits, I guess.

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It's like a musical crescendo
or something.

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S, like in, um...

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Like <i>in the air tonight,</i>

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when Phil Collins
comes in on the drums.

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Yeah, honey,
it's just like Phil Collins.

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This is so nice
to have young, hip friends.

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Just think, in an hour,
depending on subway traffic,

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we're gonna be
in the middle of a field.

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Yeah.
Pumping our fists.

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Yeah, lost in the music.

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Aggressive teenagers sweating
through their jumpsuits.

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Everybody's on drugs.

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The smell of mud
and field nachos.

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Do you want to bail
from this as badly as I do?

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Oh, my God, so much so.
Please.

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- I hate Tim and Caroline.
- They suck, seriously.

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It's like, have a kid.
It's not cute any more.

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[Stops music]
We need new friends!

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All right, I'm gonna
cancel the babysitter,

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call Tim, say that we're sick.

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Why don't you cue up
<i>Downton Abbey</i> or something?

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Okay, turn off the music,
though!

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- I did.
- Oh, my God.

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[Upbeat music]

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♪

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Sync and corrections by Sp8ky for
www.Addic7ed.Com

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[baby giggles]

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We need to all work together
to make our neighborhood safe.

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Last week, the Shaws
had their mailbox stolen.

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[Quiet giggling]

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I had to ask Gene about the
little dashes emanating from it.

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I did not like the answer.

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[Giggling]

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That's why we're organizing
nightly safety walks.

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Everyone sign up.
Have some coffee.

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And if you ask nicely enough,
gene may bring out his guitar.

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[Chuckles]

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How do we ask to ensure
Gene won't pull out his guitar?

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[Laughs]

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Oh, believe me,
he's gonna pull it out.

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There it is. Yeah.
[Gene playing guitar]

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He does a reggae version
<i>you look wonderful tonight.</i>

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Then he stares at me directly.
He does not stare at you.

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He stares right into my eyes.

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I'm Justin.
This is Lawrence.

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Oh, hey, guys. Hi.
I'm Reagan, this is Chris.

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Hi. How are ya?

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You guys want
to have some coffee,

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and talk about the amount of
children's art on these walls?

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[Both laugh]

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- It can't all
be frame-worthy.

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[Laughing] It's not.

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Okay, he's staring
right at me.

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No, he's really
not staring at you.

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Oh, no, he kinda is.

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[Bob Seger's <i>night moves</i> plays]

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[Sings along]
♪  I wasn't too tall

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♪  could've used
a few pounds ♪ .

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I can't believe I'm having
to stand here and listen

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to a classic rock song
about boys coming of age.

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- ♪  she was a black-haired
beauty with big, dark eyes ♪

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♪  and points all of her own,
sittin' way up high ♪

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please, God, do not describe
the points any further.

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♪  way up firm and high

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this has always been

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a groundbreaking
femme environment.

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We were the first
office in America

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to provide
free tampons in a basket.

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Uh, actually,
I don't think that's true.

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I saw it at
a Ruth's Chris once.

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♪  workin'
on our night moves ♪

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- hey, Granby.
- ♪  tryin' to make some...

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- this office does not
celebrate "Rocktober."

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Go home. Get a life.
Maybe a girlfriend.

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Wow. I don't have one.

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'Cause my fiancee dumped me
via Google chat

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while I was stationed
in Afghanistan.

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Thank you for your service.

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So, work is kind of
my deal right now, okay?

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I plan on being here
until at least 2300 hours.

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We get it.

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No one outworks me
on my own show.

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We're in for a long night.

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They're just like us,
you know, with the little kid,

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our age, our speed.

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Not to mention the gay thing.

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Oh, yeah, it's so cool.
Gay cachet.

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- Yeah.
- Whoa, wait a second, babe.

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Is that a thing?
I don't know.

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You know what, honey,
I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

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and I'm ready
to ask those gentlemen out.

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- Yeah, I... wait.
There they are.

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- They're... okay.
- Whoa, God, I'm so nervous.

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Don't be nervous.

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I want them to think
that I'm cool.

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- You're awesome. You did not.
- Yeah, I don't know.

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Is that a dong?

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- Hey. What is...
- What?

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- A dong?
- [Laughs] That's a dong!

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Yeah, they gotta buff out
a dong. That's the craziest...

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You guys want to go bowling?

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[Clears throat]
Whenever? Sometime?

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Okay, okay,
what part of "be cool"

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did you not understand?

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I'm so sorry.
Rub it in. Rub it in.

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Don't worry about it.

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I was about to ask you guys
if you wanted to break bread.

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Yeah, and you
probably would've said

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something about sipping vino.

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I love saying "vino."

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Reagan, would you mind
telling me why we've got

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bass fishing champion
Tommy Biffle

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booked as a guest next week?
What?

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Or why the day after that
I'll be sitting down

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with Nascar legend
Richard petty?

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What're we gonna talk about?
Car parts and mustache care?

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Okay, wait a minute. Wait.
Who booked these people?

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I did.

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I'm playing cards tonight
with the Southern affiliates.

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We want them to move the show
to their 3:00 time slot,

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so I'm gonna
have to convince them

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that Ava's got
some Southern appeal.

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You don't think
she has Southern appeal?

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Okay, she grew up in the Florida
panhandle, all right?

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I mean, she...

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she bought Pepsis
at the wiggly piggly.

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Piggly wiggly.

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I still don't even
believe that's a thing.

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- And I want in
on this so-called "card game."

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Really don't think
that's a good idea, Ava.

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These are guy's guys.

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Most of them
are ex-military like me.

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They're old school.

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What, you guys sit around

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dressed like colonel Sanders
or something?

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[Comic Southern accent]
I say, I say...

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I think the women folk
need to make some mint juleps

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while the men take care
of the business at hand.

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Okay, they're not
cartoon roosters.

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But, dudes,
I appreciate the concern,

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however, I know
what makes these guys tick,

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so, I got this.

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Both: Ugh.

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Look at him walk.
One, two, one, two.

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Look at me,
I'm using my alternating legs

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to go from point a to point b.

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- Bad walking was a weak area.
- That's not our best stuff.

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Now I know why
your girlfriend dumped you!

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- Ooh, I don't think
he heard you, but that's...

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that's like...
that's the right idea.

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Oh, man...I gotta say,
I'm kind of nervous.

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I really want this to go well.

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Really?
A bowling shirt?

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What? It's fun.

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Come on, when else
am I gonna wear this?

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Oh, I don't know.

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The next time you're

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in a Vince Vaughn movie,
circa 1994.

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- Are you...
this is so money.

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God, all these balls suck.

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I just need one where my thumb
is flush with the thing.

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Do you remember
the last time we were bowling,

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and I missed that 7-6-10 spare
because my thumb was all floppy?

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It was one of
your better tantrums.

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Uh, you mean the natural
human reaction to injustice?

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Honey, please, I am begging
you to not get too competitive.

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[Chuckles] Won't.
I won't, honey, I swear.

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Hi, guys. Hi.

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- Hey.
- Sorry we're late, you guys.

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It's just so hard saying
good-night to little foster.

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He is such an angel.

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- Dude, where'd you get
that sweet-ass shirt?

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Oh, uh, wasteland on Melrose.

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Wasteland on Melrose.
Wow, that sounds cool.

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Yeah, thank you.

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- You... you've got
your own ball.

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Uh, no, I'm gonna use
one of those gross balls

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where my thumb's all floppy.

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[Laughs]

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What am I, an idiot?

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No. You're fantastic.

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[Laughing] So, I said to her,

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"honey, that's not why they
call it a riding lawnmower."

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[Laughs]

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[Laughter]

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Oh, women.

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They just don't get things.

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[Laughter]

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All right, guys.
Drink up.

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Come on, ray,
you were in the Navy,

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but you're drinking like
you were in the coast guard.

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Oh...
[Laughter]

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Hello, boys.

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00:07:05,181 --> 00:07:07,182
Ava.
What're you doing here?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Did I need a formal invite to
the hayseed sausage festival?

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Hi, there.

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Move over, Tex.

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The name's hoyt.

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Of course it is.
Now...

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Let's get down

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to bidness.

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Chip me.
Can I have some of that?

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So I googled...

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Alabama head football coach
Nick Sa-bahn.

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He was wearing
pleated-front khakis.

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I mean, come on, man,
where's your stylist?

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[Laughter]

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- It's not "sa-bahn,"
it's Saban.

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Who cares, tubby?
[Laughter]

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This is a real broad.

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- You're a broad.
- Oh-ho-ho!

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You know what, Luke,
I've never watched the show,

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but if it's half as funny
as she is in person,

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I think it's time
we showed Ava some love.

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Yeah.

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Well, according to your wife,
I'll be disappointed.

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- Oh-ho!

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[Laughter]

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Both: ♪  little miss,
little miss ♪

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♪  little miss
can't be wrong ♪

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♪  ain't nobody gonna bow no more
when you sound your gong ♪

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we're either gonna
have to unplug the jukebox

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or we're going to
have to kill them.

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Yeah, and the jukebox
is all the way over there.

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- Heh!
- Right?

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Both:
♪  rock and roll song

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oh, yeah.
[Laughing]

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Hey, guys, bring it
in for a second, will you?

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Come here.

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I don't know, I might be jumping
the gun here a little bit.

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I'm just feeling this a lot,
and I don't know.

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Three words...

248
00:08:39,374 --> 00:08:43,127
Napa Valley weekend.

249
00:08:43,161 --> 00:08:46,213
- No, she's kidding, you guy...
no, no, no, she's jus... too soon.

250
00:08:46,248 --> 00:08:48,165
She might as well
have said "four-way." [Chuckles]

251
00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,534
Two words...

252
00:08:50,569 --> 00:08:52,086
We're in.

253
00:08:52,137 --> 00:08:53,337
For the Napa Valley thing,
not the four-way.

254
00:08:53,371 --> 00:08:54,588
Oh!

255
00:08:54,639 --> 00:08:56,807
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No offense, in so many ways.

256
00:08:56,841 --> 00:08:58,175
- [Laughs] Yeah, a ton of ways.
- Yeah.

257
00:08:58,209 --> 00:09:00,394
- Oh, you guys, this is perfect.
- Fun.

258
00:09:00,428 --> 00:09:02,513
Seriously, we have not
had couple friends

259
00:09:02,547 --> 00:09:04,381
that we want to spend
more than 10 minutes with,

260
00:09:04,416 --> 00:09:05,933
let alone an entire weekend.

261
00:09:05,984 --> 00:09:07,484
- This is... could not
have gone better.

262
00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:09,853
Let's just... let's just cut
our losses and call it a night.

263
00:09:09,887 --> 00:09:10,854
Good times.

264
00:09:10,888 --> 00:09:12,289
Hold the phone, dudes.

265
00:09:12,324 --> 00:09:13,724
We gots to bowl.

266
00:09:13,742 --> 00:09:14,992
Do we?

267
00:09:15,026 --> 00:09:16,893
- We absolutely have to bowl.
- We have to bowl.

268
00:09:16,912 --> 00:09:18,829
Uh, loser treats,
winner eats.

269
00:09:18,863 --> 00:09:20,897
- Uh, sounds good to me.
- Okay.

270
00:09:20,916 --> 00:09:24,368
Because when I win,
I am gonna be thirsty...

271
00:09:24,402 --> 00:09:26,503
For beer
that I will be drinking...

272
00:09:26,538 --> 00:09:28,739
Uh, for free.

273
00:09:28,757 --> 00:09:31,091
'Cause I gonna win the game.

274
00:09:31,126 --> 00:09:32,092
I'm just...

275
00:09:32,127 --> 00:09:33,210
I'm gonna get a better ball.

276
00:09:33,244 --> 00:09:35,412
I'm just gonna
loosen up my lats.

277
00:09:35,430 --> 00:09:38,081
I think that ball
is pretty shiny.

278
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:40,017
Uh, oh, boy.

279
00:09:40,051 --> 00:09:41,752
Uh, damn shoes.

280
00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:44,588
Hey, hoyt. Heads up.

281
00:09:44,606 --> 00:09:46,557
And I don't want to see you
sniffing those things,

282
00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:48,091
freak show.

283
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,693
[Laughter]

284
00:09:49,728 --> 00:09:50,811
Hoyt, give me those.

285
00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,229
Ava...

286
00:09:52,263 --> 00:09:55,065
Ava, wait up.

287
00:09:55,099 --> 00:09:57,101
Do you want me to help you
put your shoes on,

288
00:09:57,135 --> 00:09:58,736
or hold back your hair
while you hurl?

289
00:09:58,770 --> 00:09:59,770
Why? I'm great.

290
00:09:59,788 --> 00:10:01,071
You're great?

291
00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:04,575
Yeah. I got us the 3:00
time slot, didn't I?

292
00:10:04,609 --> 00:10:07,277
Oh, and by the way,
hoyt is a total liar.

293
00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:09,946
If these are Cuban,
I am Gloria Estefan.

294
00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,498
- You're sober?
- Yeah.

295
00:10:11,549 --> 00:10:13,417
I guess I can
handle guy's guys,

296
00:10:13,451 --> 00:10:16,754
even though I'm cursed with
bosoms and baby-making parts.

297
00:10:16,788 --> 00:10:19,089
- Well, actually,
I have baby-making parts...

298
00:10:19,123 --> 00:10:21,291
Anyway, what you did in there
was amazing. Thank you.

299
00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:23,126
- It was, wasn't it?
- Yes.

300
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,729
I feel the need to take you
for a drink, for real.

301
00:10:25,764 --> 00:10:27,598
Great. I'll wrap it up.

302
00:10:27,632 --> 00:10:28,599
Let's do it.

303
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:29,850
- Thank you.
- Your shoes.

304
00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:32,519
All right,
you human heart attacks,

305
00:10:32,554 --> 00:10:34,438
last hand.

306
00:10:34,472 --> 00:10:37,191
Pull your pants back up and
stop doing each other's makeup.

307
00:10:37,242 --> 00:10:41,111
[Laughter]

308
00:10:41,145 --> 00:10:42,112
Come on.

309
00:10:42,146 --> 00:10:43,364
Get there,
get there, get there.

310
00:10:43,415 --> 00:10:44,999
Oh!
Oh!

311
00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,116
- I over-muscled it.

312
00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:48,502
There's too much
"musculare."

313
00:10:48,536 --> 00:10:52,006
Okay, Justin, we just
need seven pins, okay? Seven.

314
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,091
Do you know
what we should do in Napa?

315
00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:55,843
Hot air balloon.

316
00:10:55,877 --> 00:10:58,262
Oh, my God,
that's on Chris's bucket list.

317
00:10:58,296 --> 00:11:00,297
No way.
Dude, you're freaking me out.

318
00:11:00,331 --> 00:11:02,633
- No, you're freaking me out.
- Reagan.

319
00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:04,018
Reagan!
Oh, boy.

320
00:11:04,052 --> 00:11:07,805
Hope you like a 3:00
time slot...In the South.

321
00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,807
Oh, my God,
you crashed that meeting?

322
00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:12,008
They loved me.

323
00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:13,927
There was an Asian gentleman
named Bobby

324
00:11:13,962 --> 00:11:15,112
eating out of my hand,

325
00:11:15,146 --> 00:11:17,031
literally, he was eating
chex mix like a horse.

326
00:11:17,065 --> 00:11:18,515
- That's weird.
- Yeah.

327
00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:20,451
And Luke was so impressed
he's taking me out for a drink.

328
00:11:20,485 --> 00:11:22,653
Good! Well,
this is going pretty great.

329
00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:26,540
- Oh, these are your new gays.
- Shh. Come on, now.

330
00:11:26,574 --> 00:11:28,158
Oh, don't worry.
They love me.

331
00:11:28,192 --> 00:11:32,379
Hey, you bitches, mama's here!

332
00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:34,998
- God.
- Whoa, you turkeys are gay?

333
00:11:35,032 --> 00:11:36,633
I didn't...
- What? We had no idea.

334
00:11:36,668 --> 00:11:38,585
Well, we have an announcement.

335
00:11:38,636 --> 00:11:40,838
Chris and I
happen to be straight.

336
00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:42,806
Yes. We are.

337
00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:45,175
Not that it's
necessarily better.

338
00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:47,094
- No, it's worse.
- Way worse, in fact.

339
00:11:47,145 --> 00:11:48,512
And I...

340
00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:50,013
I've actually
kissed a guy before.

341
00:11:50,047 --> 00:11:51,148
Are you kidding?

342
00:11:51,182 --> 00:11:52,733
- No, it was a French, uh...
French dude,

343
00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,485
and we were trying to do
the kiss on the cheek thing,

344
00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:56,153
and I turned the wrong way,
and I happened

345
00:11:56,187 --> 00:11:57,821
to catch mouth corner.

346
00:11:57,856 --> 00:11:59,106
But I'm... I'm better for the
experience is what I'm saying.

347
00:11:59,157 --> 00:12:00,274
I get it now.

348
00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:01,575
You don't need
to always tell the story.

349
00:12:01,609 --> 00:12:04,194
Ava, it's so nice to meet you.
We are huge fans.

350
00:12:04,228 --> 00:12:05,612
- Yes, we're... yes, yes.

351
00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:07,865
And you're just in time to watch
Lawrence seal our victory.

352
00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:08,866
Oh!

353
00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,066
No pressure, no pressure.

354
00:12:10,085 --> 00:12:12,336
- Oh, here we go. Here we go.
- No pressure.

355
00:12:12,370 --> 00:12:15,038
All right, go, go, focus.

356
00:12:15,072 --> 00:12:17,958
Focus, focus, focus, focus...

357
00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:20,928
Baby, baby, baby...

358
00:12:20,962 --> 00:12:21,929
Yes! Yes!

359
00:12:21,963 --> 00:12:24,080
- Okay, we did it.
- Oh, my God!

360
00:12:24,099 --> 00:12:25,766
I can't believe you got that!

361
00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,751
Winner's circle!
Feels good!

362
00:12:27,769 --> 00:12:28,802
The loser pit.

363
00:12:28,853 --> 00:12:30,104
The pit for losers.

364
00:12:30,138 --> 00:12:32,055
Pullin' into dookie-shame
junction! Oh, yes! Yes!

365
00:12:32,089 --> 00:12:33,724
Okay,
and get yourself together.

366
00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,609
Hey, listen, it's all right.
You beat us fair and square.

367
00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:36,610
Right.

368
00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:38,445
Eh, sorta.

369
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,230
What does that mean, "sorta"?

370
00:12:40,264 --> 00:12:41,231
Oh...

371
00:12:41,265 --> 00:12:43,066
- Reagan...
- There was...

372
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:47,571
There was an issue of
a foot fault in the fifth frame.

373
00:12:47,605 --> 00:12:51,408
I mean, like, technically,
those pins would be voided.

374
00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:53,494
I don't know, here, I marked it.
I marked it on there.

375
00:12:53,545 --> 00:12:55,629
- You marked it?
- Score sheet.

376
00:12:55,663 --> 00:12:56,797
Okay, so,
we're counting foot faults.

377
00:12:56,831 --> 00:12:58,248
Uh, yeah, you mean
playing by the rules?

378
00:12:58,282 --> 00:12:59,616
No.

379
00:12:59,634 --> 00:13:01,335
No, you know what? I should
really just let it slide.

380
00:13:01,386 --> 00:13:03,387
Like your foot did,
over the... the line.

381
00:13:03,421 --> 00:13:04,638
- Guys, I...

382
00:13:04,672 --> 00:13:06,173
- do you know what?
I... but hold... but you know what?

383
00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:07,424
If I'd have known
we were playing this way,

384
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,393
I, uh... I would've
actually tried.

385
00:13:09,427 --> 00:13:10,394
I would've tried.
Oh, really?

386
00:13:10,428 --> 00:13:12,679
Johnny mc-own-ball?

387
00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:14,381
Sammy van-bowling-glove.

388
00:13:14,415 --> 00:13:15,899
Okay, that's not
my name at all.

389
00:13:15,934 --> 00:13:17,768
I don't know
who's side I'm on.

390
00:13:17,802 --> 00:13:20,070
I mean, Reagan's my oldest
friend, but I do love a gay.

391
00:13:20,104 --> 00:13:21,972
We'll get it.
It's totally fine.

392
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:23,473
- Oh, no, n-n-n-no.
Then you can be the hero?

393
00:13:23,491 --> 00:13:24,942
No, I don't think so.
I don't think you'll get it.

394
00:13:24,976 --> 00:13:26,360
- I'm not trying to be a hero.
- Okay? Thank you so much.

395
00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:29,079
No, I'd actually like
to pay for it because we lost.

396
00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:30,247
Remember? Loser's circle.
Remember that?

397
00:13:30,281 --> 00:13:31,532
- You know what?
- Forget it.

398
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,783
We're gonna split it.
Okay? We'll split it.

399
00:13:32,817 --> 00:13:33,951
- Oh, yeah.
- Here you go.

400
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,502
Yeah, why don't you
just run away?

401
00:13:35,537 --> 00:13:37,621
Just run away
in what I'm assuming

402
00:13:37,655 --> 00:13:40,123
are custom-cobbled
bowling shoes!

403
00:13:40,157 --> 00:13:42,543
Did I blow this?

404
00:13:42,594 --> 00:13:45,712
I'm sorry I'm so late.

405
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:47,464
I just witnessed
a bowling alley tragedy.

406
00:13:47,498 --> 00:13:48,799
Oh.

407
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:49,967
You took so long to get here,

408
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,468
I decided to get a little bit
of a head start.

409
00:13:51,502 --> 00:13:52,669
Hey, buddy, big boy.

410
00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:54,471
You look like someone.
Who do you look like?

411
00:13:54,505 --> 00:13:55,973
Who do you look like?

412
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:57,307
Eh, never mind.

413
00:13:57,341 --> 00:13:59,059
I think we should toast.
Oh.

414
00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:01,011
To our new time slot.

415
00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:03,947
You were a champion and a lady.

416
00:14:03,982 --> 00:14:07,568
Well, thank you.

417
00:14:07,619 --> 00:14:09,953
The fun thing about vodka.

418
00:14:09,988 --> 00:14:12,188
Russian people
pronounce it "wodka."

419
00:14:12,207 --> 00:14:13,740
[Both chuckle]

420
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,126
They also say sputnik,
bolshevik,

421
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,744
babooshka...

422
00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:19,195
<i>nyet!</i>

423
00:14:19,214 --> 00:14:20,247
Luke, what are you doing?

424
00:14:20,298 --> 00:14:22,249
- I-I just was...
- Forget it.

425
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,417
I thought we were having

426
00:14:23,468 --> 00:14:25,702
a successful
business relationship.

427
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,754
I thought the same thing
with Suge Knight and Ira Glass.

428
00:14:27,805 --> 00:14:30,807
You guys are all alike.
<i>Dasvidaniya!</i>

429
00:14:30,842 --> 00:14:33,427
Ava, wait.
Ava, Ava.

430
00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:37,883
Ok so wait, did his hand
just brush your shoulder

431
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,703
or did it grab your shoulder?

432
00:14:39,737 --> 00:14:42,289
Was it like this,
or like this?

433
00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,925
Missy!
Keep doing that.

434
00:14:44,959 --> 00:14:46,677
Okay, you know what?
This is unacceptable.

435
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,011
I mean, what does he think,

436
00:14:48,046 --> 00:14:49,379
that we're part
of his steno pool?

437
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:50,631
Hi, guys.

438
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,916
Don't you mean "dollfaces"?

439
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,601
"Skirts"?

440
00:14:54,636 --> 00:14:56,419
Ladies, a man
has entered the room.

441
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:59,923
Please present yourselves
for bottom pinching.

442
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,025
No, see, missy,
I was making a point.

443
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:03,310
It's not really like...
we're not gonna actually pres...

444
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,427
- guys, calm down.

445
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,114
Help yourselves
to a complimentary tampon.

446
00:15:07,148 --> 00:15:09,483
Let me talk to Luke.

447
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,435
Hmm.

448
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:16,156
Ava, I am really sorry.

449
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,541
What the hell was that?

450
00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:19,293
- You remember
my ex-fiancee?

451
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:20,610
She was the bartender
last night.

452
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,379
Oh, the one
with the synthetic hair weave.

453
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:24,598
- Mm...
- That was not human hair.

454
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,917
Anyway, I go there
every night after work,

455
00:15:26,935 --> 00:15:29,236
and I sit alone at the bar,
and I drink.

456
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,687
Just to see her.

457
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,974
Last night I thought, boy,
if I could bring Ava Alexander

458
00:15:34,025 --> 00:15:36,476
into this bar,
she would go crazy.

459
00:15:36,527 --> 00:15:38,929
- Well, of course.
- So, I'm really sorry.

460
00:15:38,947 --> 00:15:41,264
I guess I just can't
seem to get over her.

461
00:15:41,282 --> 00:15:44,785
My ex Kevin...

462
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:49,773
I wear his deodorant brand
so I can remember his smell.

463
00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:50,774
[Sniffs]

464
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:52,943
Oh, right guard sport.

465
00:15:53,228 --> 00:15:55,095
I work late every night,
and I blast music,

466
00:15:55,146 --> 00:15:56,880
and I hope I don't
end up in that bar.

467
00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:58,815
You're working
on the night moves.

468
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,401
Trying to make
some front page, drive-in news.

469
00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:03,720
- I don't know if that's...
what?

470
00:16:03,738 --> 00:16:05,906
We both need to move on.

471
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:09,409
I will let you blast all
the after-hours seger you want

472
00:16:09,444 --> 00:16:11,895
if you promise me you will
stop hanging out at that bar.

473
00:16:11,913 --> 00:16:13,580
It's pathetic, Luke.

474
00:16:13,615 --> 00:16:16,200
Like that guy eating chex mix
out of my hand pathetic.

475
00:16:16,234 --> 00:16:17,885
Bobby definitely
has a problem.

476
00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:19,203
7:00, and all is well.

477
00:16:19,237 --> 00:16:21,872
Every mailbox is on its post.

478
00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:25,008
Every house safe and secure.

479
00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:28,356
Gene's in his element.
He was rotc in college.

480
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:31,035
Yeah, but I couldn't serve.
I have an ulcerated esophagus.

481
00:16:31,069 --> 00:16:33,454
It's often caused by herpes.
Mine wasn't.

482
00:16:33,488 --> 00:16:35,957
You guys sure you don't
want reflective vests?

483
00:16:35,991 --> 00:16:38,209
- No, we're good.
- I'd rather be hit by a car.

484
00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:40,778
[Chuckling]

485
00:16:40,796 --> 00:16:43,547
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, I'm so... I'm so sorry.

486
00:16:43,582 --> 00:16:45,616
I'm so competitive.
Ugh, me too.

487
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:46,884
I should've stopped him.

488
00:16:46,919 --> 00:16:49,453
You know,
I'm a conflict avoider.

489
00:16:49,471 --> 00:16:52,473
And while we're at it,
I also say "supposably."

490
00:16:52,507 --> 00:16:53,975
He does. He does.
It's a nightmare.

491
00:16:54,009 --> 00:16:55,059
- Ooh.
- It is.

492
00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:56,427
Guys, I own
three pairs of crocs.

493
00:16:56,461 --> 00:16:57,561
- You shut your mouth.
- Oh, no!

494
00:16:57,596 --> 00:16:59,463
And I wear a "life is good"
tee shirt.

495
00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:02,350
Oh, you know what?
This is good.

496
00:17:02,401 --> 00:17:05,069
Now we know that we like
each other, warts and all.

497
00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:06,404
Yeah, warts and all.

498
00:17:06,438 --> 00:17:08,806
Hey, are you guys
thinking what I'm thinking?

499
00:17:08,824 --> 00:17:11,025
Maybe we do a little
do-over here.

500
00:17:11,076 --> 00:17:12,576
Come on, after this,
we'll go grab some drinks,

501
00:17:12,611 --> 00:17:13,945
go to our place,
you guys bring foster over.

502
00:17:13,979 --> 00:17:15,246
It'll be super fun.

503
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,814
- That'd be awesome.
- Yeah, let's do it.

504
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,199
We'll bring snacks.

505
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,151
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

506
00:17:21,169 --> 00:17:23,754
- [Laughs] This... these...

507
00:17:23,789 --> 00:17:25,589
these cookies are really...
they're really, um...

508
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:28,042
- they're delicious.
- Yeah.

509
00:17:28,093 --> 00:17:29,543
Oh, good.
Uh, Lawrence made 'em.

510
00:17:29,594 --> 00:17:30,962
- Hi.
- Secret's a dollop of honey.

511
00:17:30,996 --> 00:17:33,714
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Oh! [Laughs]

512
00:17:33,765 --> 00:17:35,099
Oh, yeah.

513
00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:36,834
- So, is... is little, um...

514
00:17:36,852 --> 00:17:38,386
little foster...
is he okay?

515
00:17:38,437 --> 00:17:40,471
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

516
00:17:40,505 --> 00:17:42,640
New environments stimulate him.
Yeah, is that... is that okay?

517
00:17:42,674 --> 00:17:45,009
Oh, yeah.
Sure, no, of course.

518
00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:48,956
We just... we wouldn't want him
to get, um, too stimulated.

519
00:17:49,076 --> 00:17:49,814
- That's it.
- [Laughs]

520
00:17:49,848 --> 00:17:51,515
From throwing
all our stuff on the floor.

521
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,701
- He's okay. He's okay, I think.
- Yeah.

522
00:17:53,735 --> 00:17:54,902
[Crashes]

523
00:17:54,953 --> 00:17:56,070
Um, we just feel
it's really important

524
00:17:56,121 --> 00:17:57,187
not to put too many
boundaries on foster.

525
00:17:57,205 --> 00:17:59,290
- Is that
an approach that's...

526
00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:01,459
- yeah, it stifles
his creativity.

527
00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:03,527
- Yeah, you wouldn't...
you wouldn't want to do that.

528
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:05,162
[Crashes]

529
00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:08,866
[Jazz music]

530
00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:10,301
There you are.

531
00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:12,303
What the hell
are you doing here?

532
00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:13,871
Ava, I'm sorry.

533
00:18:13,889 --> 00:18:15,205
How dare you come
to a bar without me.

534
00:18:15,223 --> 00:18:16,924
I could kill you.

535
00:18:16,975 --> 00:18:17,925
Wait, what is happening?

536
00:18:17,976 --> 00:18:19,877
I am going to
fake kiss you right now,

537
00:18:19,895 --> 00:18:23,981
then you're going to leave
this bar with some dignity.

538
00:18:30,221 --> 00:18:31,822
[Sighs]

539
00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:33,557
That was fantastic.

540
00:18:33,575 --> 00:18:35,192
Now, let's go back to my place

541
00:18:35,226 --> 00:18:39,363
for some athletic,
'70s-style lovemaking.

542
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:41,449
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

543
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,334
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
- [Chuckles]

544
00:18:43,368 --> 00:18:44,452
That kid's a monster.

545
00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:46,954
I've never
hated a kid before.

546
00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:48,497
I'm just gonna
go ahead and say it.

547
00:18:48,617 --> 00:18:49,239
Foster's an a-hole.

548
00:18:49,257 --> 00:18:50,791
Honey, you can't
say that about a kid.

549
00:18:50,842 --> 00:18:52,176
I just said it,
and it felt good.

550
00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,295
You know what,
it's not foster's fault.

551
00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:55,679
Lawrence and Justin
are great guys,

552
00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:57,247
I love hanging out with them,
but you can't have that.

553
00:18:57,265 --> 00:18:58,883
We should say something.

554
00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,801
I mean,
I guess Lawrence and Justin

555
00:19:00,836 --> 00:19:03,437
are pretty
understanding guys, right?

556
00:19:03,472 --> 00:19:04,939
Yeah, I mean,
warts and all, right?

557
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:06,807
I mean, that's what's
so great about the four of us.

558
00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:07,925
Warts and all.

559
00:19:07,943 --> 00:19:09,894
So, it's just that...
- [Giggles]

560
00:19:09,928 --> 00:19:11,946
- Oh...
- What an angel.

561
00:19:11,980 --> 00:19:14,765
- So, what I... what I'm
really saying is that

562
00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:17,545
it's like babies
and... and toddlers...

563
00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:22,362
They want to know
that there are limits. You know.

564
00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:25,103
They find it reassuring

565
00:19:25,451 --> 00:19:28,245
knowing that someone's
looking after them.

566
00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:31,966
Yeah, it's just...
It's better parenting.

567
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,252
- That's all.
- Wow.

568
00:19:35,286 --> 00:19:37,922
That's really hard to hear,
you guys.

569
00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:39,974
Oh, boy.

570
00:19:40,008 --> 00:19:42,593
- But really helpful.
- Yeah. Yeah.

571
00:19:42,627 --> 00:19:44,395
No, we really respect you guys,

572
00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:46,797
so it's nice to get
an outside perspective.

573
00:19:46,815 --> 00:19:48,349
Phew!

574
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,136
Kick off my heels,
'cause I was really nervous

575
00:19:52,154 --> 00:19:53,604
about how you were
gonna take that.

576
00:19:53,638 --> 00:19:56,073
And while we're, you know,
uh, sharing parental tips,

577
00:19:56,108 --> 00:19:57,942
we had some advice
for you guys too.

578
00:19:57,976 --> 00:20:01,579
- [Inhales]
- What is it?

579
00:20:01,613 --> 00:20:02,797
I mean...

580
00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:05,249
Just the way you always
keep Amy in her stroller,

581
00:20:05,283 --> 00:20:06,750
or her play saucer, you know,

582
00:20:06,785 --> 00:20:10,287
it's just kind of
oppressive, you know.

583
00:20:10,321 --> 00:20:12,489
- Are you [Bleep] kidding me?
- Okay...

584
00:20:12,507 --> 00:20:15,431
Can you believe those two?

585
00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:16,160
Yeah, who do they
think they are

586
00:20:16,178 --> 00:20:17,261
talking to us about parenting?

587
00:20:17,295 --> 00:20:19,213
I never completely
bought into them.

588
00:20:19,264 --> 00:20:21,132
There was always
something sinister.

589
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:24,185
- The gay thing was so cool.
- The gay was great.

590
00:20:24,219 --> 00:20:25,586
Aww...

591
00:20:35,627 --> 00:20:36,977
Reagan...

592
00:20:37,011 --> 00:20:39,546
I know you guys are on the
market for new couple friends,

593
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,915
and I just met Jeff and Tracy
at an aspca benefit. Guys?

594
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:43,000
They've got a kid,
but they're fun,

595
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,001
and I told them
how much fun you are.

596
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,253
Wait, are you all right?

597
00:20:46,304 --> 00:20:47,504
What are you dressed as?

598
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,072
A person going to bed.

599
00:20:49,107 --> 00:20:50,507
What's on your face?

600
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:53,349
You're right,
this stuff is totally tingling.

601
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:54,383
Oh God.

602
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,787
Christopher, I do not want to
see how the sausage is made.

603
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:59,143
Jeff and Tracy, I am so sorry.

604
00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:01,021
This is mortifying.

605
00:21:02,142 --> 00:21:06,537
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