1 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:10,071 ANNOUNCER: And that's just the beginning. 2 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:16,073 At Herald Equity, we've seen a 31 percent rise in biotechnology 3 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:20,217 and a 52 percent rise in holographic imaging. 4 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:25,848 Thank you, stockholders, for helping Herald Equity look to the future. 5 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:29,757 Now let's give a big hand to the board of directors of Herald Equity. 6 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:31,863 ELl: This isn't about morals. It's about money. 7 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,693 He'll try to make it about your back story. 8 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,631 He needs to go there because he can't stand on his record as a CEO. 9 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,294 - The bastard. - You stay calm. Keep your voice low. 10 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:42,270 He gets you to raise your voice or lose your cool, he wins. 11 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,740 And if he asks me about killing my wife? 12 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:47,505 Well, there's no if. He will ask you. It's his only play. 13 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,047 I was asking my legal consultant. Mrs. Florrick? 14 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:54,050 Say you didn't. That's the truth, isn't it? 15 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,314 MAN: Your job as shareholders... - It is. Thank you. 16 00:00:57,490 --> 00:01:00,186 You're trying to take back the company that was stolen from you. 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,794 This is about the 30-percent decline in stock price 18 00:01:02,962 --> 00:01:04,293 since Gerald Drescher took over. 19 00:01:04,464 --> 00:01:06,022 And the vote is going my way? 20 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:09,327 We swung Brynford Mutual your way this morning, 36,000 shares. 21 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:13,666 Good. And your firm will have a 5-percent stake, Mrs. Florrick. 22 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,968 That must look good for you, making so much money. 23 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:20,306 - Yes, it does. Happy days. MAN: Each will take questions... 24 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:25,076 You know, others may find your cynicism bracing, Mrs. Florrick. 25 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,718 I find it charming. 26 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:29,711 Okay, here we go. First line? 27 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,857 "I believe in stem cells. 28 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,652 - That is our future." ELl: Good. 29 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:34,919 [CROWD BOOING] 30 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,790 Boos, really? 31 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:38,658 How gauche. 32 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,663 [CROWD APPLAUDING] 33 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,594 - He's weird with you. - Yep. 34 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,398 Ladies and gentlemen, my company has been mismanaged. 35 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:47,801 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 36 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:50,442 It has seen its value drop by 30 percent... 37 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:52,077 - What's wrong? GRACE: We're being evicted. 38 00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,543 ZACH: We're not being evicted. - That's what he said, 90 days. 39 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:56,648 ZACH: Don't dramatize. It's a condo conversion. 40 00:01:56,816 --> 00:01:59,944 - What? Wait, what's going on? - Mr. Pedrono from the eighth floor. 41 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,554 He's here to inspect the apartment and tell us to get out. 44 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,384 - Alicia, come on. PEDRONO: Ms. Florrick? 45 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:12,531 I didn't want you to get the wrong impression. This is good news. 46 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,633 Um, what's good news, Mr. Pedrono? 47 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,463 We're giving all the tenants a chance to own and not rent. 48 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,628 I told your husband about it a year ago. 49 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,205 - You told Peter? - Oh, yes. 50 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:22,898 We've had this in the works for a while. 51 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,977 Your lease is up in 90 days and we're giving you a chance to purchase. 52 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,579 We're being threatened with eviction? 53 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,307 No, you're being given the chance of first refusal to purchase, 54 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,348 - as is your right as a current tenant. - Okay. 55 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,851 Let's talk later today, Mr. Pedrono. 56 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:37,581 But for the moment, please, delay your inspection, okay? 57 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:40,317 If that's what you'd like. But please get back to me soon. 58 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,053 - We need to know your plans. - You'll be the first person I call. 59 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:44,924 - Multitasking? - Like you wouldn't believe. 60 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,725 So where are we on speakers? 61 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,629 KALINDA: Drescher's side has five at microphones. 62 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:51,770 Yes, Peter, when you get this message, call me back. Thanks. 63 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,303 KALINDA: There is something else. 64 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,567 I just happened to overhear Drescher's lawyer on her cell. 65 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,210 ELl: Just happened? - More or less. 66 00:02:58,378 --> 00:02:59,402 She was celebrating, 67 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,979 because they just moved some late shares to Drescher's column. 68 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,617 ALICIA: Wishful thinking? KALINDA: Sounded real. 69 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,479 Sounded like she has enough to beat Sweeney. 70 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:09,019 Thirty-six thousand, eight hundred shares. 71 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,679 Which mutual fund is in play? 72 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,825 I don't know. I thought everyone was firmed up. 73 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:15,517 - Caitlin, hi. Are you in the war room? CAITLIN: Yes. 74 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,220 - Is Diane there? - No, she went out about an hour ago. 75 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,866 Who do we have with 36,800 shares? 76 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,797 Uh, let me check. It's Alicia. 77 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:25,563 Which of the mutual funds has 36,800 votes? 78 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:26,864 [ALL CHATTERING] 79 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,632 We're checking. It doesn't sound familiar. 80 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:31,106 - It doesn't, does it? Is Will there? - Yes, in his office. 81 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:34,007 Well, this used to be his case, so see if that number rings a bell. 82 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,807 - He's in with somebody. - Interrupt him. 83 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,540 We have ten minutes till the vote. 84 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:40,447 You're suspended for six months, Will. This is serious business. 85 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,611 I'm not saying it's not, but I'm more than a lawyer. 86 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:45,883 - I run a business here. - Which is why the disciplinary board 87 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,619 is allowing you to be here in your office, but that's all. 88 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:51,195 Then tell me the rules. If you want there to be no crossover, 89 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,525 - tell me what I can and can't... CAITLIN: Sorry, Mr. Gardner. 90 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,224 Alicia said she needs an answer now. 91 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,062 - What's wrong? CAITLIN: She's at the proxy fight. 92 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,229 They're worried 36,800 shares have switched sides 93 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,465 - and they don't know which ones. - Okay, here we go. 94 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:05,543 Does my suspension prevent me from answering that question? 95 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,179 Well, does the question have to do 96 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,815 with the legal side of Lockhart Gardner or the business side? 97 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,077 Mr. Sweeney is a client we represent, both criminally and financially. 98 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,653 At the moment, we've been asked to consult on his proxy fight. 99 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,517 - Legally consult? - And financially. 100 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:19,351 LIONEL: There's lawyers. - We're nearing a vote. 101 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:21,993 Mr. Gardner is trying to figure out whether he can answer. 102 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:24,356 And if Caitlin rephrases as a business-only question? 103 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:27,090 - Such as? - How many proxy votes, absent any...? 104 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,031 Will, you can't give her the question. She has to ask the question. 105 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,103 - You're kidding. LIONEL: To advise a subordinate 106 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,433 on a legal question is to offer legal advice. 107 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,802 Okay, then we just sit here. 108 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:39,570 - How about Mr. Gold? WILL: Yes. 109 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,408 Part of our firm is Mr. Gold's crisis management. 110 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:44,573 Can she ask me a question as to that? 111 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,449 Sure, go ahead. Take your time. 112 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:54,321 She can ask questions regarding the crisis management, 113 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:57,395 but she has to formulate the questions. 114 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,389 Hold on. Ahem. 115 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:05,602 Mr. Gold is concerned his client will lose the proxy fight 116 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:09,173 due to the loss of 36,800 votes. 117 00:05:09,342 --> 00:05:11,537 Do you have any idea who they might belong to? 118 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,807 Tenley Mutual. Diane's leaving there now. 119 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,247 Try her cell, you might get her. 120 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:22,614 DIANE: No, thank you. We'll be in touch. 121 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,222 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 122 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,290 Hello, Caitlin. 123 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:29,053 Uh, yes, I had to switch off during the meeting. 124 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,864 No, we're leaving now. 125 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,061 Hold on a minute. 126 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,508 Mr. Tenley, did you just lie to me? 127 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:45,974 COLIN: I'm stronger for it. 128 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:47,942 I'm tougher for it. 129 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:54,144 And I'm ready to retake the reins of the company I created. 130 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,788 He said he told you a year ago. 131 00:05:56,956 --> 00:06:00,323 He's lying. I never met a Mr. Pedrono. You know what he's doing, don't you? 132 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,154 - Establishing a timeline. - That's right. 133 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,796 He has to give fair warning before he can enforce an eviction. 134 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,022 Would you sign an affidavit 135 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,223 - to that effect? - I will. 136 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,095 But you should think about doing it. 137 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:11,363 - Buying. COLIN: Do you know what else? 138 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,835 - Oh, I don't know. - You like it. 139 00:06:14,006 --> 00:06:15,166 The kids like it. 140 00:06:15,341 --> 00:06:16,831 It's a lot of debt to take on. 141 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,637 I thought you were making the really big bucks over there. 142 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:24,215 Ha, ha. Yeah, that's me. Okay, I'll talk to you later, Peter. 143 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:29,116 - Oh, hey, it's Eli. We have a problem. PETER: When don't we? 144 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:32,086 - Were you just on with Alicia? - Was I? Yeah. Why? 145 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,522 You just sounded good together. 146 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:39,631 - I was standing right next to her. - Eli, stop scheming. 147 00:06:39,799 --> 00:06:41,994 Now what's hurting my chances to being governor today? 148 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:45,501 A blog called the Cook County-ienne says that the State's Attorney's Office 149 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:48,401 is a hotbed of workplace sex, and that you approve of it. 150 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,270 - And when is a blog ever wrong? - Peter, it is specific. 151 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:55,380 It says that two ASAs had sex on your office couch three nights ago. 152 00:06:56,983 --> 00:07:00,419 Eli, we can't listen to every stupid piece of gossip. 153 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,419 Yes, but we can be responding to every piece that involves you and sex. 154 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:05,819 We are vulnerable on sex issues, Peter, 155 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,789 for reasons I hope I don't have to spell out. 156 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,224 You swore you would run a clean office. This is dirty. 157 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:11,795 So we can get him back on our side? 158 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:15,058 DIANE: They'll swing the 36,800 shares to Sweeney 159 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:17,099 if he guarantees them another seat on the board. 160 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,706 - Well, that shouldn't be a problem. - And one more thing. No more drama. 161 00:07:20,873 --> 00:07:22,966 That's why Drescher convinced them to peel away. 162 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:24,404 Sweeney is too high-maintenance. 163 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:27,978 You're asking me to guarantee no more drama from Mr. Sweeney? 164 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,877 Can you guarantee he won't kill anyone in the next five minutes? 165 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,280 - I think that shouldn't be a problem. - Okay. 166 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,683 Well, Tenley will call in his vote and he's in our camp. 167 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,015 How is Sweeney doing? 168 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,784 COLIN: First of all, thank you for that question. 169 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:43,122 Or should I thank your boss, Mr. Drescher? 170 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,025 He's very good at this. 171 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,189 - If I had stock, I might vote for him. - Good. 172 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:50,767 And good job, Alicia. I know how hard this Sweeney business is on you. 173 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,428 Oh, I'm fine, but thank you. 174 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:58,703 In fact, Diane, um, could we talk sometime about things? 175 00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:01,869 - Well, that sounds ominous. - Oh, no, I just... I mean... 176 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:05,074 Salary. I hate discussing this, but I thought being on the partner track- 177 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,617 We'll talk about it. Let's just get Sweeney and his CEO, 178 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:09,482 and then we can talk about a raise, okay? 179 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:12,283 - Okay. Thanks, Diane. ISOBEL: Hi, I'm Isobel Swift. 180 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:16,019 I work here as a contractor in Executive Event Planning. 181 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:19,892 - Do you recognize me, Mr. Sweeney? - L... Uh... 182 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,626 - No, I'm sorry. Who are you? - Uh-oh. 183 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,793 - "Uh-oh." Why "uh-oh"? - Drama. 184 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:27,064 The woman you sexually harassed when you hired me, 185 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,641 and the woman you threatened to fire when I wouldn't sleep with you, 186 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:32,877 and the woman who intends to sue you 187 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:35,138 and Herald Equity for sexual harassment. 188 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:38,473 Young woman, you know for a fact that's not true. 189 00:08:38,885 --> 00:08:41,410 Then how do you explain this? 190 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,848 Meet your son, Mr. Sweeney. 191 00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:04,709 PEDRONO [ON PHONE]: Ninth floor, north-facing. That's our best views. 192 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,970 I understand, Mr. Pedrono. How much are we talking? 193 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,580 - For your four-bedroom? - It's a three-bedroom and a bonus. 194 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:12,843 Your three-and-a-half bedroom. It's 1.2 million. 195 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,714 But remember, you can get great financing. 196 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,855 - And that's everything in? - What do you mean? 197 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:20,015 I know when tenant conversions go condo, they sometimes have add-ons. 198 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,853 You'll have to purchase the parking space. 199 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,394 And there will be a monthly charge for the association fees. 200 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,964 - That will run me? - Thirty-five thousand for the parking 201 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,760 and 2,000 a month for the association. 202 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:31,301 - Thank you. I'll get back to you. CAITLIN: We lost the proxy vote, 203 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:34,268 but we've applied for an immediate injunction against the vote results. 204 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,305 - Unfortunately... DIANE: This seems to be a narrative 205 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:37,965 - of "unfortunately's." CAITLIN: Yes. 206 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,078 Unfortunately, we are up against a deadline. 207 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,009 Mr. Sweeney lost the proxy fight, 208 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:46,242 so the law requires he liquidate his shares in 72 hours. 209 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,114 So we have 72 hours to win an injunction? 210 00:09:48,287 --> 00:09:50,983 Yes. And we need to prove two things in court. 211 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:54,058 One, Isobel Swift's accusations are a lie. 212 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:57,525 - That the paternity is a lie? - No, the sexual harassment is a lie. 213 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,528 And the only proof of harassment is paternity, 214 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,724 so I'm applying for an immediate paternity test. 215 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:03,998 - Go ahead, Caitlin. CAITLIN: And second, 216 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:07,731 we have to prove this accusation was intended to throw the proxy vote. 217 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:11,570 If Drescher is behind Isobel's lies, then Mr. Sweeney will get a re-vote 218 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:13,473 and Drescher will be precluded from running. 219 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:17,207 So you need to prove a connection between Isobel and Drescher. 220 00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,714 Yes. I am going to court today. 221 00:10:18,884 --> 00:10:22,115 Actually, you're going to court today, aren't you, Alicia? 222 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,449 Yes, Caitlin and I. 223 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:29,049 Good. And everybody knows the rules regarding Will's suspension. 224 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,958 You can't talk to me about specific legal cases. 225 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,565 You can confer with me on issues dealing with Eli's business. 226 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:35,792 When in doubt, talk to me 227 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,198 about what can be discussed with Will and what cannot. 228 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,305 So, what does Mr. Sweeney say about this woman? 229 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,701 Uh... 230 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,371 He didn't touch her. He hired her. 231 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:46,738 - That's all. - We believe him? 232 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:51,212 Well, the timing of Isobel's accusation seems suspicious, so guardedly, yes. 233 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,215 Good. So let's get moving. 234 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,377 [ALL CHATTERING] 235 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,583 Thank you. 236 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:03,621 You're on it, right? 237 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:06,697 Finding a connection between Drescher and Isobel? Yep. 238 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,857 - Alicia. - Yeah? 239 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,866 - Watch out for that one. ALICIA: I know. 240 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,062 But I'm tired of being paranoid. She's just hungry. 241 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,672 Like a piranha. 242 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,865 She's hiding something. 243 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,503 PETER: It's not about having sex on my couch. 244 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,046 [ALL CHUCKLE] 245 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:25,547 It's about perception. 246 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:31,252 I want you to talk to your ASAs. Informally. 247 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,518 Four days ago, who had sex in this office? 248 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,252 Cary will coordinate. 249 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:40,490 The rules are very clear, people. No fraternization between coworkers. 250 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:43,658 I am not gonna let this office devolve into a frat house. 251 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,337 Not gonna happen. 252 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,139 Ironic, huh? 253 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:50,639 - What's that? - You. 254 00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:54,007 Investigating fraternization in the State's Attorney's Office 255 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,273 when your relationship with ASA Dana Lodge 256 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,848 might be interpreted as such. 257 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,110 - Is there something you wanna say? - Just said it. 258 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:06,389 Will I admit to the odd sexual dalliance now and then? 259 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,518 Of course. I'm human. I like sex. Don't you, Your Honor? 260 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:13,756 Mr. Sweeney, you enjoy being inappropriate 261 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,163 and saying things intended to shock. 262 00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:18,235 You'll find that doesn't work here. 263 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,771 - I am not charmed. - My apologies, Your Honor. 264 00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,171 I will be more circumspect. 265 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:27,972 Mr. Sweeney, you did not have sex with Isobel Swift, did you? 266 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:30,980 No, she's not to my taste. 267 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,242 Much too obvious. 268 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,908 - Objection, Your Honor. FRIEND: Sustained. 269 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,145 ALICIA: But you did hire her? COLIN: Of course. 270 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:39,355 I needed someone at Herald Equity 271 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,925 to entertain associates when they were in town. 272 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,255 A sort of Fredo, but prettier. 273 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,763 What happened when Mr. Drescher replaced you as CEO? 274 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,594 COLIN: Well, when I went to prison, 275 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,533 I cleaned house to make room for his appointments. 276 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,866 I thought that was the gentlemanly thing to do. 277 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,440 - You fired Isobel? - Yes, as part of my housecleaning. 278 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,703 And Isobel was rehired by Mr. Drescher? 279 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:02,245 Uh, Your Honor, I'm not sure why Mrs. Florrick 280 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:06,214 rewards the men in her narrative with a formal honorific, 281 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,580 but women are demoted to their Christian names. 282 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:11,154 Clearly, it's because I want to influence the judge somehow. 283 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,450 Are you suggesting I'm trying to influence the judge? 284 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,787 - Rworr. FRIEND: Thank you. 285 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,895 Given that there was no objection, 286 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:19,928 please, continue, Mr. Sweeney. 287 00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,566 Thank you, Your Honor. 288 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,726 Yes, Mr. Drescher rehired her. 289 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,202 I imagine he was impressed 290 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,501 by Ms. Swift's tremendous work in soft-core movies... 291 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:34,305 - Objection, Your Honor. Relevance. - There's no jury, Ms. Adler. 292 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,845 This is an emergency injunction. 293 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:40,111 I know Ms. Swift worked in soft-core movies before she changed careers. 294 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,686 - Overruled. COLIN: I myself was impressed 295 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,790 by her tremendous skills in this area, 296 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,653 especially with one particular film, which... 297 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,556 [ALICIA CLEARS THROAT] 298 00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:55,166 But, of course, I was surprised that Gerald kept her on. 299 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,394 Gerald is, of course, Mr. Drescher over there. 300 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:02,234 That's why I think she's accusing me, because she's angry with me... 301 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,433 - Objection. COLIN: I'll withdraw that. 302 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,635 - Save everybody time. KALINDA: Two dinner receipts. 303 00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:09,337 One belonging to Gerald Drescher. 304 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,574 He's the CEO of Herald Equity. 305 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,844 And the other belonging to Isobel Swift, his employee. 306 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,818 Both for exactly the same amount, down to the penny. 307 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,220 - Meaning? - They both had dinner together, 308 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:23,452 split the bill in half, and then expense-accounted it. 309 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,792 - And you wanna know? - How close they were. 310 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,991 Did they leave together? Are they...? 311 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,499 Sleeping with each other? 312 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:34,601 Well, waitresses do have the best gossip. 313 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,400 Well, I've seen them together. 314 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:40,033 They did seem pretty close, but she's a CEO slut. 315 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,909 She's always hanging on the CEOs. Like that other guy. 316 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,176 - What other guy? - The one accused of murder. 317 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,884 - Colin Sweeney? - Yeah. 318 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:52,182 She was here with him before he went to jail. 319 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,789 And you observed them together? 320 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,929 Well, if by "together" you mean, 321 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:01,555 did I observe them slip into the men's room for about 20 minutes 322 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,261 and come out half undressed, yes. 323 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,995 [WAITRESS CHUCKLES] 324 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,238 All right, there was oral sex. 325 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,675 But it was before I hired her. There wasn't sexual harassment. 326 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,246 You perjured yourself, Mr. Sweeney. 327 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,144 - How? ALICIA: You said you never had sex. 328 00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,581 There was no real sex. It was oral sex. 329 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,745 - You didn't ask me about oral sex. - Oh, my God. 330 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,652 So there was no vaginal sex. Is that right? 331 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:26,950 - Yeah. - You sure? 332 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:31,028 Yes. She performed oral sex on five occasions. 333 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,720 Nothing special. 334 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,594 I found her businesslike and kind of... 335 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,065 Okay. 336 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:39,628 - What are you thinking? - The paternity test. 337 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:42,433 - It'll come back negative. - That's right. 338 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,634 It's as if I'm telling the truth. 339 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,974 - Say a client perjured himself. WILL: Just any client? 340 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,912 - Yes. - Because if this were a specific client, 341 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,484 - I could not legally answer. - Any client. 342 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,952 And you discover, after putting him on the stand, he perjured himself. 343 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,148 Without knowing it, you suborned perjury? 344 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,520 You can't question him further 345 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,719 pursuant to the Code of Professional Responsibility. 346 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,830 Not without knowingly suborning more perjury. 347 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,057 Right. But now the opposing attorney intends 348 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,565 to put another witness on the stand to contradict him. 349 00:16:10,736 --> 00:16:12,636 - With the truth? - Or another lie. I don't know. 350 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,865 Can I use this perjured testimony now in the record 351 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,874 to question this opposing witness? 352 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,772 You must represent the interests of your client. 353 00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:25,143 And you were not aware of the perjury when it happened. 354 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:26,944 To not use that perjured testimony 355 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:30,520 would be to poorly represent your client. 356 00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,556 - So, yes, you can use it. - As if it were the truth? 357 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,354 No, as if it's in the record as the testimony of your client. 358 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,120 That's what I thought. 359 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,731 - The law is an odd thing. - It is indeed. 360 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:43,891 Of course, you're getting legal advice from a suspended lawyer. 361 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,866 [CHUCKLES] 362 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,905 The only problem, if the opposing attorney wants 363 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,872 to put your client back on the stand, your hands are tied. 364 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,274 I can't elicit further testimony that I know is perjured. 365 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:55,640 Yes. 366 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,578 That'll make it one hard redirect. 367 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,845 CARY: So you were working that night, but you didn't go into Peter's office? 368 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,453 No, we were working the 65th Street burglaries. 369 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,622 And you didn't go onto the executive floor? 370 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,386 No. 371 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,260 See, here's the problem. 372 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:16,697 The log shows you accessed this floor on three occasions. 373 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:18,969 Just tell me. 374 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,039 Jeremy? 375 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,006 We didn't do anything wrong. 376 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,643 But you had sex in Peter's office? 377 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,379 If I say yes, what will happen? 378 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,447 Peter wants to make sure it won't happen again. 379 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,379 - Nothing in my permanent record? - Right. 380 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,349 We have bigger fish to fry. Just tell me what happened. 381 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,216 [JEREMY SIGHS] 382 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:40,483 ADLER: And so, Mr. Sweeney always met you in hotel rooms? 383 00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:41,683 To have sex, yes. 384 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,953 - That was on how many occasions? ISOBEL: Eight. 385 00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:45,255 Before he went to jail. 386 00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,331 ADLER: While you were working at Herald Equity. 387 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:50,434 And then the last time when you resisted him, you were fired? 388 00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:53,799 - Yes. ADLER: Thank you, Ms. Swift. 389 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,738 So, Isobel, 390 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,577 Mr. Sweeney insists you never had sex. 391 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,742 Isn't it a fact that you're lying to us today? 392 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,718 - No. ALICIA: He testified on his whereabouts 393 00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:14,120 on all the nights you claimed to have had sex. 394 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,386 - Isn't it a fact...? - He's lying. 395 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:20,089 ALICIA: And yet this is your only argument in response? 396 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,096 - He's lying. - Yes. 397 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,031 He sexually harassed me. 398 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:29,538 Ms. Swift, my client took this stand and he swore to tell the truth. 399 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,676 He swore he didn't touch you. 400 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,610 He testified in great detail on all the... 401 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,545 On all the nights you claim he was having sex with you 402 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:39,877 that he was somewhere else. 403 00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,987 How is this not a classic he said, she said? 404 00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,317 Because it's not. 405 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,851 Because... 406 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,291 - I'm telling the truth. ALICIA: And that's all you have to say? 407 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,365 That is why we should believe you? 408 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,537 [ALICIA SCOFFS] 409 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,104 Nothing further. 410 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:03,965 FRIEND: You're excused. 411 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:07,271 Your Honor, we'd like to recall Mr. Sweeney to the stand. 412 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,141 We strongly object, Your Honor. 413 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,578 Mr. Sweeney has already testified. 414 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,047 This is not a full trial. 415 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,618 We are merely asking for an emergency injunction. 416 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,414 FRIEND: Yes, and Counselor Adler 417 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,456 is merely requesting a simple recall of your witness. 418 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,093 I see no reason to deny her. 419 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,990 We will adjourn until tomorrow. 420 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,653 [GAVEL BANGS] 421 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:36,968 ALICIA: And the square footage? 422 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,474 Oh, it's not what you have now, but you can put up a wall 423 00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,239 and split that bedroom into two for the kids. 424 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,679 Oh, any bigger kitchens? 425 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,578 Told you not to prejudge it. You're prejudging it. 426 00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,187 This is really the best I can do? 427 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:53,119 In your budget range, near the private school, 428 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,691 in a good neighborhood, yes. 429 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,357 But more will come on the market this summer. 430 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,128 - You know what's funny? - What? 431 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,700 I have the perfect place for you. 432 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,032 - You do? Where? - A house. In fact, you've seen it. 433 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,867 When? Oh, the last time we looked? 434 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,635 No. Before that. Your house. 435 00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,305 My? 436 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,641 The people who bought your old house in Highland Park, 437 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:21,081 they're upside down on it and very, very motivated. 438 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,346 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 439 00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,046 - No. - Well, that's what I thought. 440 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,158 It is a little out of your range anyway. 441 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:30,022 And weird. I mean, it would be weird. 442 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:32,891 You had 15 happy years there. Why would it be weird? 443 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,794 Because it would. 444 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,332 Maybe we're all like salmon. 445 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:40,631 Just trying to swim upstream to get back to our homes again. 446 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:41,966 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 447 00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,700 Oh, there's your cell phone again. 448 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,310 Diane, hi. Yes. 449 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,107 They recalled Sweeney to the stand and the judge overruled my objection. 450 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,841 - I think... - Yes, Caitlin filled me in. 451 00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,315 I think her idea is right. 452 00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:57,218 - Her idea? - Prepping Sweeney. 453 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,414 You need to question him again on redirect. 454 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,685 And the only way to avoid further perjury is to prep him for it. 455 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,853 - It's a tight ethical line he has to walk. - Yes, it is. 456 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,363 Good luck with it. Have Caitlin keep me posted. 457 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,797 She has good instincts for a first-year, don't you think? 458 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:12,436 I do. 459 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:18,502 So as long as it's my word against hers, I'm fine, right? 460 00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,304 DAVID: Your word is the problem here. 461 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:23,243 The other lawyer will ask you about things that actually happened. 462 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,440 And this time, you have to tell the truth. 463 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,710 COLIN: Of course. DAVID: We can't advise you 464 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:31,287 to dispute Ms. Swift's uncorroborated statements 465 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,048 if you know them to be true. 466 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:36,194 Or attack Ms. Swift's credibility any chance you get. 467 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:40,024 Yes, I appreciate your not advising me to do those things. 468 00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:42,598 ALICIA: I'll also be asking questions on redirect, Mr. Sweeney, 469 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,202 and you need to answer me truthfully. Do you understand? 470 00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,031 That is the only way I can question you. 471 00:21:47,205 --> 00:21:49,196 Scout's honor, Mrs. Florrick. 472 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,537 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get my beauty rest before court. 473 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:57,906 Telling the truth is so tiring. 474 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,776 This will be good for a laugh. 475 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:04,654 Hello. 476 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,350 ALICIA: Caitlin. 477 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,820 - Can I talk to you? - Uh, yes. 478 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,794 We haven't had much of a chance to talk. 479 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:17,093 I know. And I want you to take what I'm about to say 480 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,669 as constructive advice from a mentor. 481 00:22:20,038 --> 00:22:21,596 Okay. 482 00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:26,839 Don't ever undercut your mentor again. 483 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,505 Under... What do you mean? 484 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,582 Your strategy was to prep Sweeney to avoid further perjury? 485 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,311 Oh, my God. Diane cornered me coming back from court. 486 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:38,115 She just wanted to know where we were, and I was just updating her. 487 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,780 I don't want any explanations. 488 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,457 I want you to be proud of the way you conduct yourself. 489 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:46,358 Being an associate in a law firm, people judge you. 490 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,964 The point is, 491 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:52,194 all you wanna be judged on is your work. 492 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,272 Your work. 493 00:22:55,607 --> 00:22:57,871 - I understand. - Good. 494 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,840 I'll see you in court. 495 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:10,353 Yes, these are receipts from the Evanston Tavern. 496 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:13,514 I went there often with Ms. Swift in 2008. 497 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:17,150 ADLER: For what purpose? - To discuss events she was planning. 498 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:21,060 Given that she was an events planner. 499 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,294 So these were business meetings, held 20 miles from your office, 500 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:29,201 because you couldn't find a single restaurant in Chicago that had a table. 501 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:33,003 Not one that can make an authentic coq au vin, no. 502 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:38,639 Mr. Sweeney, isn't it true that you and Ms. Swift 503 00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:40,978 repaired to the bathroom at the Evanston Tavern 504 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,054 - to engage in oral sex? - Objection, Your Honor. Relevance. 505 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:48,818 Isn't it relevant whether Mr. Sweeney and Ms. Swift engaged in oral sex? 506 00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:52,259 Overruled. Mr. Sweeney, please, answer the question. 507 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:57,869 Did I engage in oral sex with Ms. Swift? 508 00:23:58,036 --> 00:23:59,196 No. 509 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,464 ADLER: Mr. Sweeney, you realize you are under oath. 510 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,938 - Your Honor. - That'll do, Ms. Adler. 511 00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:05,738 Nothing further, Your Honor. 512 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:16,712 Just to confirm, Mr. Sweeney, 513 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:20,016 prior to Ms. Swift's allegations, no one had ever accused you 514 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:22,490 of having a sexual relationship with an employee? 515 00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:24,424 - That is correct. - And at the time, 516 00:24:24,596 --> 00:24:28,259 no one ever accused you of having a sexual relationship with Ms. Swift? 517 00:24:28,433 --> 00:24:30,765 COLIN: And that is correct. ALICIA: Good. 518 00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:32,631 And I want to be clear here. 519 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:38,265 Not only did I never have oral sex with that woman, or any sex, 520 00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:45,872 but I was suffering from a skin condition at the time. 521 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:51,178 Ha, ha. I couldn't have had oral sex. 522 00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:57,489 Mrs. Florrick, do you have anything further? 523 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,323 Your Honor, uh, 524 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,229 pursuant to the Code of Professional Responsibility, 525 00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:05,562 I have no further questions at this time. 526 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:14,807 Their excuses? 527 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:18,347 No excuses. Just abject apologies. 528 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,277 Levitas is the head of the Financial Crimes Unit, 529 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:23,148 Cooper is a second-year who works under him. 530 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:26,586 - So his direct supervisor? - Yes, but... 531 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,623 But what? 532 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:31,990 Disciplining two gay men for having gay sex is gonna look bad. 533 00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:35,064 Well, I'm not disciplining them for their sexual orientation, 534 00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:36,757 or the type of sex they're having. 535 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:39,301 I'm disciplining them for having sex in this office. 536 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,870 I'm just saying. 537 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:42,568 There are rules, Cary. 538 00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:47,041 And one of them is zero tolerance for sexual liaisons in the workplace. 539 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:52,240 Especially if you're in a supervisory position. 540 00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:55,745 I found the connection between Drescher and Isobel. 541 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:57,479 He made payments to her anonymously 542 00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,021 from a shell company in the Caymans. 543 00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:01,385 Fantastic. Tell Diane I'm on my way. 544 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,121 - That idiot. That bastard. - Sweeney? What'd he do now? 545 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,457 He fathered a son. 546 00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,297 - Oh, no. DAVID: Oh, yes. 547 00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:10,658 Paternity test came back. Positive. 548 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:13,133 It's Sweeney's kid. 549 00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:21,070 For the last time, I did not sleep with that woman. 550 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,510 Well, unfortunately, the court does not recognize 551 00:26:23,682 --> 00:26:25,377 the doctrine of immaculate conception. 552 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:27,950 Okay, look, taking you at your word, 553 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,747 which we have no reason to, how could this happen? 554 00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:35,620 COLIN: No idea. We never had vaginal sex. 555 00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:38,763 I had a client who lost a paternity suit a few years back. 556 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,761 He claimed there was only oral sex. 557 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,196 Turns out his girlfriend had a turkey baster. 558 00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:48,169 And so it devolves from hopes, ideals, dreams, 559 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:51,503 the glory of the law, to a turkey baster. 560 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:55,009 Immediately after Isobel fellated you, what happened? 561 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:59,674 She repaired to the bathroom, right? Purse in hand, she closed the door. 562 00:26:59,851 --> 00:27:02,843 Emerges a few minutes later, rosy bloom on her cheeks. 563 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:05,046 - Oh, dear Lord. - Mazel tov, Mr. Sweeney. 564 00:27:05,223 --> 00:27:07,885 You're the proud father of 18 years of child support. 565 00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:09,788 ALICIA: Can we make a fraud argument? 566 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,428 DAVID: Contraceptive fraud? - Yes. 567 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,120 Well, it'd offset the child support, 568 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,699 but Isobel would claim that Mr. Sweeney's sperm was a gift. 569 00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:19,837 - She could do with it as she pleased. - To get the re-vote, 570 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:22,303 first we had to show fraud on Isobel's part. 571 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,932 If we can demonstrate Mr. Drescher's knowledge of contraceptive fraud, 572 00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:29,774 the court will order a new election and he'll be precluded from running. 573 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,514 Okay, I'll revise the injunction. 574 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,247 What the hell did you do to Caitlin? 575 00:27:39,891 --> 00:27:41,552 - What did l...? - She's resigning. 576 00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:43,489 - She's quitting the firm. - Why? 577 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,493 You never wanted to hire her to begin with. 578 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:48,633 And I see the way you treat her. The jealousy, the mean-girl act. 579 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,530 You were supposed to mentor her, not haze her. 580 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:53,227 David, I have no idea what... 581 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:56,101 You don't make enemies. That's what you don't do. 582 00:27:59,644 --> 00:28:02,272 Peter fired Jeremy. 583 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,013 I know. 584 00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:09,847 Zero tolerance is zero tolerance. 585 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,246 - That's right. - Unless you're white. 586 00:28:13,958 --> 00:28:16,119 He fires Wendy Scott-Carr. 587 00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:18,091 He fires Jeremy. 588 00:28:18,263 --> 00:28:20,254 He demotes Dana. 589 00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,923 He promotes you over Matan. 590 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:25,596 He promotes you over me. 591 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:30,935 Three ASAs who had double or triple your experience and seniority. 592 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:34,076 And the only difference was the color of our skin. 593 00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:35,473 Go tell him. 594 00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:39,048 If you believe that, go tell him. 595 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,981 - What, that his bias is showing? - No. 596 00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:44,587 That Dana and I were fraternizing. That's what you wanna say. 597 00:28:44,756 --> 00:28:47,384 Zero tolerance, right? 598 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,787 - Go. - No. 599 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,121 - Why not? - Because I don't do that. 600 00:28:51,629 --> 00:28:54,154 You want him to know, you tell him. 601 00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:57,096 - Heh. - That's right. 602 00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:59,998 It's a bad economy for ideals. 603 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,340 So we're moving? 604 00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:10,573 Well, I don't know what we're doing. 605 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,876 GRACE: But we do have to move, right? 606 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:15,681 We have to do something. 607 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:18,386 I'm looking at our options. 608 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:24,918 - What? - Your realtor friend came by 609 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:26,324 and dropped this off. 610 00:29:31,736 --> 00:29:35,433 It's not... She was just saying it was on the market. 611 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,102 Did you see they still have the old swing there? 612 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,768 You broke your leg on that swing. 613 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:45,006 - That swing almost killed you. GRACE: Heh. 614 00:29:45,183 --> 00:29:48,949 I know. Just I remember Dad pushing me on it. 615 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,418 ZACH: They repainted it, see? 616 00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:53,384 I liked the old color better. 617 00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:56,557 ALICIA: We don't have the money. 618 00:29:57,762 --> 00:30:00,196 I wish we did, kids, but it's a lot. 619 00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:17,673 DIANE: Alicia, Caitlin has given notice. 620 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:19,747 Yes, I've heard. 621 00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:21,510 I'm surprised. 622 00:30:21,686 --> 00:30:23,881 I'll stay as long as you need to finish my work. 623 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:27,388 But why, Caitlin? 624 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:30,289 - I thought you were liking it here. - Oh, I am. 625 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:32,286 So much. 626 00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:34,124 I just... 627 00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:39,163 I got the results back two weeks ago. 628 00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:41,595 I'm pregnant. 629 00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:42,933 I'm getting married. 630 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,506 - I... - Yes. 631 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,202 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 632 00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:51,348 - Congratulations. DIANE: It's wonderful news. 633 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:55,919 I explained how supportive the firm can be in situations like these. 634 00:30:56,087 --> 00:30:59,181 We have a generous maternity leave package 635 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,190 and child care and several telecommuting options. 636 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,920 And I really am grateful. 637 00:31:05,096 --> 00:31:08,031 Really, I am. I just, um... 638 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,227 - I just, uh... I wanna be... DIANE: What? 639 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:16,298 A mom. 640 00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:24,742 Thank you. 641 00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:35,892 Well... 642 00:31:37,195 --> 00:31:39,959 - Yes? - You should talk to her. 643 00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:41,257 I will. 644 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:43,866 Mr. Sweeney's sperm was not a gift. 645 00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:47,903 Your Honor, even assuming that this turkey-baster fiction is true, 646 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,870 the sperm at issue was donated without expectation of return. 647 00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:52,899 Ergo, a gift. 648 00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:55,637 Mr. Lee, you're arguing contraceptive fraud. 649 00:31:56,180 --> 00:32:01,812 Your position is Mr. Sweeney's property has been misappropriated? 650 00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:03,954 Your Honor, does this even merit a response? 651 00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:07,853 The concept here is that if the property were not put to its proper use... 652 00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,586 Wait a minute. If we agree to call it property, Your Honor, 653 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:11,956 then it was abandoned property. 654 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:14,724 Whoever claims abandoned property has right to put it to any use... 655 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:16,093 Okay, uh, enough. 656 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:21,368 I'm intrigued enough to allow plaintiff to argue contraceptive fraud. 657 00:32:21,539 --> 00:32:23,769 Disgusted, but intrigued. 658 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,775 - Thank you, Your Honor. - With the caveat... 659 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:32,443 ...that I've heard no evidence to substantiate such a claim, 660 00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,676 and the burden of proof remains with Mr. Sweeney. 661 00:32:34,852 --> 00:32:37,878 Then we would like to recall a witness to the stand. 662 00:32:38,056 --> 00:32:40,752 These invoices reflect payments Mr. Drescher made to you. 663 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:43,519 - How do you explain them? - Compensation. 664 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,357 Gerald recognizes the value of a good employee. 665 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,089 CAITLIN: Compensation from his shell company? 666 00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:50,097 I don't know where it came from. I accepted it. 667 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:53,101 - And there was no quid pro quo? - No? 668 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,300 No trade-off? 669 00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:59,932 No expectations Mr. Drescher would receive something in return? 670 00:33:00,111 --> 00:33:01,135 No. 671 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,506 Just to clarify, Isobel, Ms. Swift, 672 00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:09,881 your testimony is that your child is the result of consensual sex 673 00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:12,284 - between you and our client? - Yes, of course. 674 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:17,121 In February of 2008, did you take a class about artificial insemination 675 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,763 at the Kenwood Learning Center? 676 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,966 - Do you need a moment, Ms. Swift? ISOBEL: No. 677 00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:27,595 Ahem. I just needed to remember. 678 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:29,305 Yes, I did take such a class. 679 00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:31,908 And did you ask the teacher of that class 680 00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:34,909 how long sperm could survive in a turkey baster? 681 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,138 Your Honor, objection. Hearsay. 682 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:40,579 Actually, the question is properly phrased. 683 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:44,313 If Ms. D'Arcy went further and asked for the teacher's response, 684 00:33:44,489 --> 00:33:45,615 that would be hearsay. 685 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,224 So you may answer the question. 686 00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:52,753 ISOBEL: I don't remember what I asked. 687 00:33:53,097 --> 00:33:55,361 I might have, I might not have. 688 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:57,193 Nothing further, Your Honor. 689 00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,565 ADLER: Ms. Swift, for the record, 690 00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:04,572 you never had any quid pro quo with... 691 00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:06,710 Or trade-offs with Mr. Drescher? 692 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,539 - No, I never did. - Thank you. 693 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,305 - So if... ISOBEL: I wasn't gonna say this, 694 00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:12,506 but since I'm being called a liar, 695 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,210 I never asked anybody about a turkey baster. Never. 696 00:34:19,690 --> 00:34:20,952 Uh... 697 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:26,191 - Counselor, anything further? ADLER: Ahem. 698 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,298 Actually, Your Honor, 699 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:32,998 pursuant to the Code of Professional Responsibility, 700 00:34:33,171 --> 00:34:35,469 I have no further questions. 701 00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:50,416 You did great today, Caitlin. Really great. 702 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:53,216 You don't have to be nice. I'm fine. 703 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,559 ALICIA: Those are? - Invitations. 704 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:56,750 To the wedding. 705 00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:01,354 Sorry, yesterday I must have seemed crazy hiding them from you. 706 00:35:01,532 --> 00:35:03,693 I was just embarrassed. 707 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:10,405 I'm sorry if I came down on you hard before. 708 00:35:10,575 --> 00:35:13,271 I think I may have misinterpreted a few things. 709 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:17,346 Office politics around here can tend to make people paranoid. 710 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:21,280 You didn't come down hard, Alicia. You were great. 711 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,544 You're a good lawyer, Caitlin. 712 00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:26,519 You're smart and clever, 713 00:35:26,691 --> 00:35:30,024 and you handled today's questioning like a pro. 714 00:35:30,194 --> 00:35:31,923 You can't give this up. 715 00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:36,897 If you give this up for someone, even someone important to you, 716 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:38,727 there's a chance you'll regret it. 717 00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:42,432 I'm not giving it up for my fiancé. 718 00:35:42,607 --> 00:35:45,269 I'm giving it up for myself. 719 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:50,540 I like the law, but I love my fiancé. 720 00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:53,650 But you don't need to choose. There's no reason why you can't work. 721 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,616 - Be a wife and a mother. - But I want to choose. 722 00:35:57,922 --> 00:36:01,722 Maybe it's different for my generation, 723 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:04,555 but I don't have to prove anything. 724 00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:09,388 Or if I have to, I don't want to. 725 00:36:13,871 --> 00:36:15,702 I'm in love. 726 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:18,369 Thank you. 727 00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:25,207 I'm sorry I wasn't a great mentor, Caitlin. 728 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:27,681 You were a great mentor. 729 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:29,978 Thank you. 730 00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:45,765 This is Daddy's law firm, Stanton. 731 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,963 Oh, and these are Daddy's lawyers. 732 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:50,664 Hi. 733 00:36:55,479 --> 00:36:59,279 Mr. Sweeney, this is unexpected. 734 00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:06,381 Yes, well, Isobel and I have reached a sensible accommodation, haven't we? 735 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:07,615 We have. 736 00:37:07,792 --> 00:37:11,284 An affidavit pursuant to which my beloved acknowledges 737 00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:15,091 she was impregnated by, shall we say, unconventional means. 738 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:18,167 And further acknowledges Mr. Drescher's involvement. 739 00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:19,860 DIANE: Remarkable. DAVID: Yes. 740 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:21,698 And I'm always happy to swap legal fees 741 00:37:21,872 --> 00:37:24,204 for a 20 million-dollar stake in a public company. 742 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:27,811 Um, so, uh, the two of you are now? 743 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,413 Raising a child. 744 00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:34,349 Ain't it grand? 745 00:37:36,554 --> 00:37:38,749 ALICIA: Uh, Mr. Sweeney? 746 00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:41,689 I'll be right there. Get the elevator, Stanton. 747 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:48,258 I'm happy if you two have reached an amicable arrangement, 748 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:51,162 but are you sure you're ready for this? 749 00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:52,927 What? Being a dad? 750 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:56,335 Oh, sure. How hard could it be? 751 00:37:56,507 --> 00:38:00,910 I'll call if I need any child-rearing advice. Hmm? 752 00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:06,179 Come on, Stanton. Daddy knows a wonderful place here... 753 00:38:12,023 --> 00:38:13,388 [DOOR OPENS] 754 00:38:13,557 --> 00:38:15,422 PETER: Oh. 755 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:18,762 We can do this later. I've looked over the department records. 756 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:20,521 Actually... 757 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:24,034 Sir, per your request that I notify you 758 00:38:24,201 --> 00:38:26,601 of all violations of the anti-fraternization policy, 759 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:28,261 and in the spirit of full disclosure... 760 00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:30,031 You don't need to offer me any more names. 761 00:38:30,207 --> 00:38:32,072 Actually, I do. 762 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:35,036 I dated Dana Lodge. 763 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,637 [SIGHS] 764 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:40,214 How recent was this? 765 00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:42,909 We ended it a few weeks ago. 766 00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:47,723 Was this before we demoted her or after? 767 00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:50,922 - After. - Ugh. 768 00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:53,830 Not good. 769 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,230 I wanna be clear that we did not have sex in your office. 770 00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:00,734 Well, I'm relieved to hear that. 771 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,599 Bottom line, I thought it was wrong for me to be pointing fingers 772 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:07,505 if I wasn't gonna point one at myself. 773 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,707 Well, I appreciate your coming forward. 774 00:39:10,881 --> 00:39:12,644 It's brave. 775 00:39:13,317 --> 00:39:15,945 - And it shows character. - Thank you. 776 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,651 So let's just leave it at that. 777 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:23,889 At? 778 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:25,426 At what? What do you mean? 779 00:39:25,596 --> 00:39:28,895 Cary, I don't condone what you did, 780 00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:30,931 but I know you. 781 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:33,935 And I know your heart's in the right place. 782 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:37,766 So let's just leave it at that. 783 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:41,400 I'm sorry, sir, you said the rules have to apply to everybody. 784 00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:43,274 - They do. - But not to me? 785 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:46,307 Does anyone else know about you and Dana? 786 00:39:46,484 --> 00:39:47,610 - Yeah. - Ugh! 787 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:55,283 - I think I need to resign. - Absolutely not. 788 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,459 Then I think I need to be placed on temporary leave. 789 00:39:58,629 --> 00:40:01,029 There has to be some consequence 790 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:04,361 or I'm gonna lose respect around here and so are you. 791 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:09,706 Let me... 792 00:40:10,808 --> 00:40:13,038 Let me think about it, okay? 793 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,270 Thank you. 794 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:25,051 ALICIA: I don't think there's much to get. 795 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,553 She's not very conflicted. 796 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,589 I'm not sure glass ceiling was broken for this. 797 00:40:28,959 --> 00:40:30,586 Actually, it probably was. 798 00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:34,658 Well, she'll be back in 15 years, like you. 799 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,290 No, I don't think so. 800 00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:40,665 You, uh, wanted to discuss salary? 801 00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:44,401 I did. I do. 802 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:47,739 Well, let me gather with Will and see what we can do. 803 00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:51,276 It might not be everything you want. 804 00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:53,446 I understand. 805 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:22,709 Four bedrooms, four baths, but it's definitely adaptable. 806 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,407 And this part of Highland Park is very friendly to new construction. 807 00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:28,074 You take down this wall here... 808 00:43:06,183 --> 00:43:08,117 [SOBS]