1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,434 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,446 --> 00:00:05,610 Tom and Lynette drifted further apart, 3 00:00:05,611 --> 00:00:07,975 and Jane took advantage. 4 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:09,370 I'm scared. 5 00:00:09,371 --> 00:00:12,062 Roy helped Karen face her cancer. 6 00:00:12,063 --> 00:00:13,132 We're done. 7 00:00:13,387 --> 00:00:15,338 I'm the one that decides when we're done. 8 00:00:15,339 --> 00:00:17,862 The loan shark threatened Renee. 9 00:00:17,863 --> 00:00:19,458 But Mike stepped in. 10 00:00:19,459 --> 00:00:22,451 - I don't ever wanna see you again. - Then you shoulda killed me. 11 00:00:22,452 --> 00:00:24,606 Bree discovered the truth about Orson... 12 00:00:24,607 --> 00:00:26,863 You wrote the letters? You killed Chuck? 13 00:00:26,864 --> 00:00:29,091 And cut off all contact with him. 14 00:00:29,092 --> 00:00:31,699 Don't you ever call my house again. 15 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:34,279 I can assure you this is the last you'll hear from me. 16 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,204 But Orson had the last word. 17 00:00:42,312 --> 00:00:43,459 In our neighborhood, 18 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,479 there are people we see every day, 19 00:00:47,428 --> 00:00:50,863 and every day, we take them for granted. 20 00:00:52,596 --> 00:00:54,483 As we go about our lives, 21 00:00:54,484 --> 00:00:57,647 we may be busy with a mundane task 22 00:00:57,893 --> 00:01:00,399 and miss one another completely. 23 00:01:02,707 --> 00:01:05,327 Or we might give a polite wave, 24 00:01:05,539 --> 00:01:08,319 only to return to what we were doing. 25 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,967 One minute, we're spending time with a loved one... 26 00:01:16,516 --> 00:01:19,633 and the next, we're wrapped up in our work. 27 00:01:22,259 --> 00:01:25,776 Or preoccupied with our own problems. 28 00:01:27,699 --> 00:01:31,504 What a shame these neighbors take each other for granted... 29 00:01:32,387 --> 00:01:34,656 because in just a few days... 30 00:01:36,019 --> 00:01:39,216 one of these people will be dead. 31 00:01:51,291 --> 00:01:54,246 That afternoon, old friends got together 32 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:57,991 to share coffee and gossip and to discover... 33 00:01:57,992 --> 00:01:59,395 Is there a cup for me? 34 00:02:00,375 --> 00:02:04,133 That they were still old friends after all. 35 00:02:06,984 --> 00:02:10,863 So Orson was behind everything... Chuck, the letters? 36 00:02:11,651 --> 00:02:13,247 Do you know why he did it? 37 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,068 He thought the only way 38 00:02:14,069 --> 00:02:16,490 he could have me to himself was by tearing me away 39 00:02:16,491 --> 00:02:17,694 from you three. 40 00:02:17,695 --> 00:02:19,955 Well, guess what? He failed. 41 00:02:19,956 --> 00:02:23,046 That's right, because we are still here for you. 44 00:02:26,472 --> 00:02:28,964 He better not show his face around here ever again. 45 00:02:33,352 --> 00:02:34,500 What's wrong? 46 00:02:34,728 --> 00:02:36,351 The last time I spoke to Orson, 47 00:02:36,352 --> 00:02:40,111 he... intimated that he would take his own life. 48 00:02:40,112 --> 00:02:41,595 Oh, sweetie. 49 00:02:41,663 --> 00:02:42,758 And I should have done something. 50 00:02:42,759 --> 00:02:45,150 I should have made him tell me where he was 51 00:02:45,151 --> 00:02:46,579 and gone to him. 52 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,430 Why? So he could torture you some more? 53 00:02:48,431 --> 00:02:50,859 I know what he's become, but you all know 54 00:02:50,860 --> 00:02:53,492 there was a time when I loved that man very much. 55 00:02:53,493 --> 00:02:55,776 Well, he's not that man anymore. 56 00:03:01,492 --> 00:03:03,450 Okay, have we been sad long enough? 57 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,512 Because I'd just like to point something out. 58 00:03:05,692 --> 00:03:08,040 We are finally in the clear. 59 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,911 She's right. The letters were the last question mark left. 60 00:03:12,219 --> 00:03:14,662 So maybe now we can get back to normal. 61 00:03:14,663 --> 00:03:19,347 Yes. Our nightmare is finally over. 62 00:03:34,208 --> 00:03:35,340 Thanks. 63 00:03:43,519 --> 00:03:44,802 Is everything all right over here? 64 00:03:44,803 --> 00:03:47,611 Doctors... they should learn how to talk to people. 65 00:03:47,612 --> 00:03:49,354 I'm afraid I don't understand. 66 00:03:49,355 --> 00:03:51,767 We just got back from my appointment. 67 00:03:52,156 --> 00:03:55,307 Looks like the cancer's spreading faster than anyone thought. 68 00:03:55,308 --> 00:03:57,000 Oh, Karen. 69 00:03:57,084 --> 00:03:58,371 Yep. He gave me 70 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:01,439 the ol' "Put your affairs in order" speech. 71 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:03,356 Only not that nice. 72 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,763 These are people these doctors are talking to, 73 00:04:05,764 --> 00:04:08,340 not just some name on a chart. 74 00:04:08,341 --> 00:04:10,530 They can all go to hell! 75 00:04:12,373 --> 00:04:13,754 I'm so sorry. 76 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:16,120 He's just pissed at the world. 77 00:04:16,876 --> 00:04:18,255 Oh, I've got it. I've got it. 78 00:04:22,420 --> 00:04:23,163 How about you? 79 00:04:23,164 --> 00:04:25,832 I can't even imagine what you're going through. 80 00:04:27,419 --> 00:04:30,518 I'm really gonna miss the Christmas festival. 81 00:04:31,419 --> 00:04:34,103 The lane looks so pretty when the lights are, you know... 82 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,128 Karen... 83 00:04:38,172 --> 00:04:40,696 if there's anything I can do for you... 84 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,399 I mean it. Anything. 85 00:04:43,932 --> 00:04:46,008 Yeah. Thanks, Bree. 86 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:56,311 Come in! 87 00:04:56,444 --> 00:04:59,454 Wow! The place looks great. 88 00:04:59,455 --> 00:05:02,742 You are going all out. 89 00:05:02,743 --> 00:05:04,726 Ever since Porter's big announcement, 90 00:05:04,727 --> 00:05:07,571 I have a new policy for all our kids. 91 00:05:07,751 --> 00:05:09,458 If you can resist procreating, 92 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:11,854 I will throw you a bitchin' party. 93 00:05:12,454 --> 00:05:13,101 Well, I just... 94 00:05:13,102 --> 00:05:15,790 I wanted to drop off Penny's present, so... 95 00:05:15,791 --> 00:05:18,142 Champagne? Isn't that taking the bitchin' party idea 96 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,669 a little too far? 97 00:05:19,670 --> 00:05:21,175 That is for you. 98 00:05:21,176 --> 00:05:22,906 You went through 22 hours of labor with her. 99 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:25,319 Seems like you should get to celebrate, too. 100 00:05:25,372 --> 00:05:27,208 That is so thoughtful. 101 00:05:28,363 --> 00:05:30,963 Uncharacteristically thoughtful, and now that I think about it, 102 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,328 you could have brought Penny's present to the party, 103 00:05:33,539 --> 00:05:34,960 So, um... 104 00:05:36,644 --> 00:05:37,808 what's going on? 105 00:05:39,179 --> 00:05:42,280 Okay, um... I was just wondering... 106 00:05:42,664 --> 00:05:44,212 if you wouldn't mind... 107 00:05:45,863 --> 00:05:47,306 maybe we should open that champagne now. 108 00:05:47,307 --> 00:05:48,892 Just say it. 109 00:05:49,451 --> 00:05:51,559 I-I want to bring Jane to Penny's party. 110 00:05:52,860 --> 00:05:54,040 Oh, god. 111 00:05:54,266 --> 00:05:56,219 Look, I know it's a little awkward. 112 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,323 Bringing a date to your daughter's birthday party 113 00:05:58,324 --> 00:05:59,203 when you're still married? 114 00:05:59,204 --> 00:06:02,459 Yeah, it's a little awkward. This is a family event. 115 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:04,427 I know, but Jane is part of my life now. 116 00:06:04,428 --> 00:06:06,282 Yeah. Your life. 117 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,759 I'm sorry, Lynette, but... 118 00:06:09,004 --> 00:06:11,927 I really want to start including Jane in some of these things. 119 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,383 Why? 120 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:14,704 Well... 121 00:06:14,705 --> 00:06:15,739 Dad! 122 00:06:16,223 --> 00:06:17,678 Hey, you. 123 00:06:18,352 --> 00:06:20,159 - Is that for me? - Ahem. 124 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,435 Can I open it? 125 00:06:21,699 --> 00:06:24,122 Hey, I know this trick, and if I let you open it today, 126 00:06:24,123 --> 00:06:26,154 you are gonna guilt me into buying you another one 127 00:06:26,155 --> 00:06:27,896 on your actual birthday. 128 00:06:28,011 --> 00:06:29,879 That's totally what I'm going to do. 129 00:06:31,003 --> 00:06:32,887 And I am totally gonna fall for it. 130 00:06:32,888 --> 00:06:34,122 What... hey! 131 00:06:34,123 --> 00:06:35,351 Hey, hey, hey. 132 00:06:35,611 --> 00:06:37,290 Didn't you wanna finish our conversation? 133 00:06:37,291 --> 00:06:39,752 Another time. Just enjoy the champagne. 134 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:46,262 You had to get the girls a cat, didn't you? 135 00:06:46,263 --> 00:06:47,702 Even though you know I'm allergic. 136 00:06:47,703 --> 00:06:50,106 Oh, you say you're allergic to everything you don't like... 137 00:06:50,107 --> 00:06:53,514 Cats, raisins, the vacuum cleaner. 138 00:06:53,515 --> 00:06:55,546 Hey, that is medically verified. 139 00:06:55,547 --> 00:06:56,907 Girls, show mommy how sad we'd be 140 00:06:56,908 --> 00:06:58,936 if she made us give back Rufus? 141 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,718 Oh, how could I say "No" to such sad 142 00:07:04,719 --> 00:07:07,532 and obviously rehearsed faces? 143 00:07:09,488 --> 00:07:11,196 Daddy, you wanna see him do a trick? 144 00:07:11,744 --> 00:07:13,179 Kitty, fetch. 145 00:07:16,448 --> 00:07:17,754 Now come back. 146 00:07:18,383 --> 00:07:19,611 Rufus? 147 00:07:21,296 --> 00:07:23,660 He kinda does whatever he wants. 148 00:07:26,336 --> 00:07:28,638 Well, he should fit right in around here. 149 00:07:28,639 --> 00:07:31,931 I'm not the one who just brought kitty litter into our lives. 150 00:07:32,078 --> 00:07:35,771 Look... if the cat makes them happy, 151 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,211 then it makes me happy. 152 00:07:37,695 --> 00:07:39,059 One thing I realized in rehab... 153 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:40,867 there is nothing more important to me 154 00:07:40,868 --> 00:07:42,784 than taking care of you guys. 155 00:07:43,483 --> 00:07:46,216 I love you for that. Mmm. 156 00:07:46,411 --> 00:07:47,851 Ah! Before I forget, 157 00:07:47,852 --> 00:07:49,880 I got you a present. 158 00:07:53,612 --> 00:07:54,999 A tie. 159 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:58,167 It's for your first day back at work after rehab. 160 00:07:58,204 --> 00:08:01,098 Something that says, "I'm sober, I'm stylish," 161 00:08:01,099 --> 00:08:03,608 "and my wife has excellent taste." 162 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,122 I was having so much fun with you and the girls, 163 00:08:08,123 --> 00:08:11,816 I... kinda forgot I have to work tomorrow. 164 00:08:13,403 --> 00:08:14,956 Well, you could say "Thank you." 165 00:08:14,957 --> 00:08:16,551 I spent a lot of your money on it. 166 00:08:17,675 --> 00:08:19,383 Sorry, babe. Thank you. 167 00:08:19,804 --> 00:08:23,239 Okay. Bedtime for bonzos! 168 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:39,341 Hello there. 169 00:08:40,257 --> 00:08:42,396 Thank you for fixing my car today. 170 00:08:42,594 --> 00:08:44,282 I like a man who's good with his hands. 171 00:08:44,283 --> 00:08:45,960 It's very sexy. 172 00:08:46,635 --> 00:08:51,480 Although I think my engine is still running a little hot. 173 00:08:53,756 --> 00:08:55,032 Vroom. 174 00:08:56,044 --> 00:08:58,055 Susan, what are you doing? 175 00:08:58,252 --> 00:08:59,070 The question is, 176 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:02,603 "Who am I doing?" the answer is "You." 177 00:09:03,728 --> 00:09:07,931 Oh. I'm sorry. I'm just really beat. 178 00:09:09,552 --> 00:09:12,875 All that hard work really took it out on you, huh? 179 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:16,412 Well, hey... 180 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,595 maybe this is something that will relax you. 181 00:09:20,479 --> 00:09:22,027 Hello. 182 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:23,502 That a gun in your pocket, 183 00:09:23,503 --> 00:09:25,563 or are you just happy to see me? 184 00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:29,339 Oh, my god. It is a gun. 185 00:09:29,631 --> 00:09:31,375 You've got a gun in your pocket? 186 00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:32,678 Susan, don't freak out. 187 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:34,132 Why do you have a gun? 188 00:09:36,424 --> 00:09:37,540 Sit down. 189 00:09:38,312 --> 00:09:39,940 I have something I need to tell you. 190 00:09:46,631 --> 00:09:48,612 Did you mean what you said today? 191 00:09:50,312 --> 00:09:51,396 Karen. 192 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:53,135 About helping me with anything I need? 193 00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:55,727 'cause a lot of people say that, but they don't mean it. 194 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,446 No. No, I meant it. 195 00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:59,268 You sure? Because let's be honest. 196 00:09:59,269 --> 00:10:01,266 You and I never really liked each other. 197 00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:03,105 - We haven't? - No. 198 00:10:03,429 --> 00:10:05,112 Well, I definitely meant what I said. 199 00:10:05,113 --> 00:10:07,202 Whatever you need, consider it done. 200 00:10:07,203 --> 00:10:09,136 Good. I want you to help kill me. 201 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,894 Um... maybe we should talk about this inside. 202 00:10:17,842 --> 00:10:21,077 Karen, you can't seriously be considering this. 203 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:24,260 Listen, cancer's a bully, 204 00:10:24,408 --> 00:10:25,335 and when it's as bad as mine, 205 00:10:25,336 --> 00:10:29,224 it laughs at our pathetic little attempts to fight it. 206 00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:31,576 So here's how I win... 207 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:35,142 by making sure that I'm the one 208 00:10:35,143 --> 00:10:38,484 that says when and how I go. 209 00:10:39,496 --> 00:10:41,843 So... will you help me? 210 00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:46,015 What does Roy think? 211 00:10:46,016 --> 00:10:48,236 Well, Roy was the first one I went to. 212 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:51,835 He couldn't do it. Too much of a marshmallow. 213 00:10:52,383 --> 00:10:55,051 I need someone cold and heartless. 214 00:10:55,803 --> 00:10:56,967 And that's me? 215 00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:58,311 A dying woman's sitting in front of you, 216 00:10:58,312 --> 00:10:59,798 and you haven't even offered a cup of coffee. 217 00:10:59,799 --> 00:11:01,171 What does that tell ya? 218 00:11:05,544 --> 00:11:08,259 I don't... I don't know if I could do that. 219 00:11:10,807 --> 00:11:13,043 I don't want to die alone, Bree. 220 00:11:13,608 --> 00:11:16,211 And the chemo's just kicking my ass. 221 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,715 I don't want to waste away in some hospital bed. 222 00:11:21,783 --> 00:11:24,643 Please help me go the way I want to. 223 00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:30,803 All right. 224 00:11:31,912 --> 00:11:33,251 I'll help you. 225 00:11:50,055 --> 00:11:52,660 Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. and Mrs. Delfino. 226 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,987 What can I do for you? 227 00:11:54,436 --> 00:11:56,548 My husband did something really stupid, 228 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,426 and now we need police protection. 229 00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,959 Susan, please, just let me handle this. 230 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,458 And by "Handle this," he means, 231 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:04,144 "Stare out the window with a gun in his pants." 232 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,152 Could you... start from the beginning, please? 233 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,512 A buddy of mine... and I'm not telling you who... 234 00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,400 borrowed some money from a loan shark, 235 00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:13,746 and things got a little out of hand, 236 00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:14,742 and I had to help him out. 237 00:12:14,743 --> 00:12:16,390 Oh, and by "Help him out," he means 238 00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:19,316 "Beat up a mob guy, putting our whole family in danger." 239 00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:20,465 Does your friend know it's illegal 240 00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:22,493 to use the services of a loan shark? 241 00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:24,479 He does. 242 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:26,038 Do you know it's illegal to assault someone? 243 00:12:26,039 --> 00:12:28,051 The guy was breaking into our neighbor's house. 244 00:12:28,108 --> 00:12:29,916 I tried to get him to leave, he threw a punch, 245 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,276 and I defended myself. 246 00:12:31,277 --> 00:12:34,038 And now this lowlife wants to kill my husband, 247 00:12:34,039 --> 00:12:36,411 - so you need to arrest him. - Well, if you had called us 248 00:12:36,412 --> 00:12:38,379 after he broke into your neighbor's house, 249 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:39,672 maybe we could have. 250 00:12:39,771 --> 00:12:44,427 Oh. So it would have been smarter to call the cops 251 00:12:44,428 --> 00:12:46,946 instead of slapping Jimmy Knuckles 252 00:12:46,947 --> 00:12:48,687 around the living room. Huh. 253 00:12:49,075 --> 00:12:51,551 Where have I heard that before? 254 00:12:51,588 --> 00:12:53,775 Oh, that's right... from me. 255 00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:56,672 What's this about a gun? 256 00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:58,848 Do you have a permit for a gun, sir? 257 00:12:59,107 --> 00:13:00,979 All right, detective, I think we're wasting your time. 258 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:01,855 I can take care of this. 259 00:13:01,856 --> 00:13:04,359 No, Mike. You've been taking care of it, 260 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,610 and look where it got us. 261 00:13:05,611 --> 00:13:07,959 We have a 9-year-old son. 262 00:13:08,716 --> 00:13:11,894 Okay. Okay, look, here's what I can do. 263 00:13:11,895 --> 00:13:12,974 We have your address. 264 00:13:12,975 --> 00:13:15,411 I'll make sure the patrol car keeps an eye on things. 265 00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:18,416 and if you see this guy, call us. 266 00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,963 Wait. That's it? 267 00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:22,430 Ma'am, I'm afraid that's all we can do 268 00:13:22,431 --> 00:13:24,252 until something else happens. 269 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,607 Great. Well, maybe we'll get lucky, 270 00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:29,460 and something else will happen. 271 00:13:39,272 --> 00:13:40,102 Honey, there's fresh coffee. 272 00:13:40,103 --> 00:13:41,911 You want me to put some in a travel mug? 273 00:13:41,912 --> 00:13:43,076 Okay. 274 00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:44,851 What's wrong? 275 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,147 30 days with the rehab hippies, 276 00:13:46,148 --> 00:13:48,023 and you've already forgotten how to tie a tie? 277 00:13:48,024 --> 00:13:49,143 I've just been thinking. 278 00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:51,310 I've worn a tie every day for 25 years, 279 00:13:51,311 --> 00:13:55,468 and I've always hated the way it feels around my neck. 280 00:13:55,888 --> 00:13:59,644 So? I wear lots of uncomfortable things... 281 00:13:59,807 --> 00:14:02,511 High-heeled shoes, bras that mash my boobs together. 282 00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:03,954 I'm starting to think that a tie 283 00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:06,831 is basically just a fancy noose. 284 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,767 Oh, honey. 285 00:14:10,196 --> 00:14:12,671 You're not nervous about your first day back, are you? 286 00:14:13,732 --> 00:14:14,799 I don't know. 287 00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,112 I just thought I'd be more excited than I am. 288 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:19,113 Well, you're the boss. 289 00:14:19,114 --> 00:14:20,806 You want excitement, shake things up. 290 00:14:20,841 --> 00:14:22,239 Buy a new xerox machine 291 00:14:22,274 --> 00:14:24,989 or get some post-its in crazy colors. 292 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,595 Take the staff to happy hoho. Get stinking drunk. 293 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,793 Okay, maybe not the stinking drunk part, 294 00:14:30,794 --> 00:14:31,919 but you know what I mean. 295 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,898 I gotta get the girls to school. 296 00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:34,993 See you tonight. 297 00:14:42,129 --> 00:14:44,496 I'm just saying, you didn't have to fight that woman 298 00:14:44,497 --> 00:14:45,531 over a pair of boots. 299 00:14:45,532 --> 00:14:47,409 I saw 'em first. 300 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,208 On her feet. 301 00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:51,720 Sorry. I shop New York style. 302 00:14:51,721 --> 00:14:53,633 Until someone is either bruised or bleeding, 303 00:14:53,634 --> 00:14:54,999 no sale is final. 304 00:15:01,018 --> 00:15:02,182 Hello? 305 00:15:03,457 --> 00:15:04,953 Oh, hi, Karen. 306 00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,306 No. No, now is not a good time. 307 00:15:09,307 --> 00:15:10,830 Uh, Renee's visiting. 308 00:15:12,365 --> 00:15:14,072 Well, uh, I'm open tomorrow. 309 00:15:14,073 --> 00:15:16,606 Perhaps I could euthanize you in the morning. 310 00:15:17,278 --> 00:15:19,637 Great. I will see you then. 311 00:15:20,259 --> 00:15:22,710 So I couldn't help but overhear. 312 00:15:26,204 --> 00:15:29,719 It's Karen. Her cancer's spreading. 313 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,565 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 314 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,061 She's... depressed and... 315 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,869 wants me to help her die with dignity. 316 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,295 Oh, my god. Are you gonna do it? 317 00:15:43,296 --> 00:15:44,570 Of course not. 318 00:15:44,571 --> 00:15:46,444 She just got devastating news. 319 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,270 She's in a state of shock. 320 00:15:48,271 --> 00:15:50,039 I'm just trying to string her along 321 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,672 and buy some time until she's thinking clearly again. 322 00:15:53,781 --> 00:15:55,090 Think that'll work? 323 00:15:55,405 --> 00:15:56,650 It's got to. 324 00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,702 By the way, to help her keep her mind off it, 325 00:15:59,703 --> 00:16:03,014 I'm having people stop by and have tea, 326 00:16:03,015 --> 00:16:04,535 You know, play scrabble with her, 327 00:16:04,536 --> 00:16:06,647 maybe give her a foot massage. 328 00:16:07,019 --> 00:16:09,711 Do you think tomorrow maybe you could stop by and... 329 00:16:09,712 --> 00:16:11,345 Bree, if I touch that woman's feet, 330 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,163 you're gonna have to euthanize me. 331 00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:19,013 Billy, where are you? 332 00:16:21,117 --> 00:16:24,640 Oh, look, look! There's a gold! Come on! The gold! 333 00:16:25,002 --> 00:16:25,966 Aah! Hi! 334 00:16:28,158 --> 00:16:29,668 - Mom? - Yeah? 335 00:16:29,977 --> 00:16:33,313 This party is amazing. Thank you so much! 336 00:16:33,314 --> 00:16:36,594 Oh, I just wanted your birthday to be perfect. 337 00:16:37,971 --> 00:16:39,294 Happy birthday, Penny. 338 00:16:39,295 --> 00:16:41,012 Then again, nothing's perfect. 339 00:16:41,136 --> 00:16:43,638 Hey, Jane. Tom went to pick up the cake, 340 00:16:43,639 --> 00:16:45,929 so if you wanna wait in the car or... 341 00:16:46,909 --> 00:16:49,559 Oh! I didn't know you were bringing a guest. 342 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,876 Actually, this is my gift for Penny. 343 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:53,011 A geisha? 344 00:16:53,617 --> 00:16:55,750 My niece Cindy. She's a photographer. 345 00:16:55,751 --> 00:16:57,581 Hi. Nice to meet you. 346 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,698 She's gonna take pictures of the party, 347 00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:02,373 and then I'm gonna make a memory book. 348 00:17:03,244 --> 00:17:04,000 Cool! 349 00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:05,527 I knew you would love it. 350 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:07,469 Come here. 351 00:17:09,323 --> 00:17:10,472 Funny faces. 352 00:17:12,174 --> 00:17:13,134 Perfect. 353 00:17:42,581 --> 00:17:44,278 Can I talk to you for a second? 354 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:45,463 Okay. 355 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,601 What are you doing? 356 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:55,798 Just making sure I'm in the memory book. 357 00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:58,448 You're invading every photo that Penny and I are in. 358 00:17:58,614 --> 00:18:00,724 I'm her mother. Maybe you're the invader. 359 00:18:00,725 --> 00:18:02,495 And we're back to this. 360 00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,078 I spent weeks planning this party, 361 00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:05,802 making it perfect for her, and then you come in 362 00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:07,315 and upstage me? 363 00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:10,398 I'm just trying to forge a relationship with Penny. 364 00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:12,732 Well, stop forging. You're not family. 365 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,803 You're just some woman her father is... 366 00:18:16,491 --> 00:18:17,593 "seeing." 367 00:18:17,594 --> 00:18:18,777 Well... 368 00:18:19,212 --> 00:18:20,947 "Well," what? 369 00:18:20,948 --> 00:18:22,190 Well... 370 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,787 that's not all I am. 371 00:18:24,201 --> 00:18:25,449 What does that mean? 372 00:18:27,034 --> 00:18:29,849 You know, you should probably talk to Tom. 373 00:18:34,081 --> 00:18:35,497 Tom's not here, so why don't you tell me 374 00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:36,982 what the hell you're talking about? 375 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,174 Okay. 376 00:18:39,306 --> 00:18:40,651 I really didn't want you to hear this from me, 377 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,407 but since you're insisting... 378 00:18:43,213 --> 00:18:44,955 Tom asked me to move in with him. 379 00:18:47,679 --> 00:18:49,087 So now you know. 380 00:19:02,791 --> 00:19:03,732 Sorry! 381 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:06,883 The cake took longer than I thought. 382 00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:09,743 What? 383 00:19:09,744 --> 00:19:10,522 This is how I find out 384 00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:12,798 you and Jane are going to live together? From her? 385 00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:16,173 Oh, no, no, no, no. She wasn't supposed to say anything. 386 00:19:16,174 --> 00:19:18,498 Well, she didn't get the memo because she did say something 387 00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:20,526 in my house... the house you and I lived in. 388 00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,136 I didn't deserve that. 389 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:25,443 I am so sorry, Lynette. 390 00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:29,516 I really need to put this cake down. 391 00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:31,467 Why didn't you tell me? 392 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,671 I tried the other day, 393 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,239 but Penny wanted to open her present, 394 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,158 and I didn't want to ruin her birthday. 395 00:19:37,159 --> 00:19:38,775 God, Tom. 396 00:19:38,954 --> 00:19:41,117 You've only known her three months. 397 00:19:41,118 --> 00:19:43,232 We were talking about the future, 398 00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:45,946 and living together is the next step. 399 00:19:45,947 --> 00:19:48,280 Oh, you're talking about steps now? 400 00:19:48,281 --> 00:19:50,396 Jeez, I wonder what the step after that could be. 401 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,195 We haven't talked about that. 402 00:19:52,196 --> 00:19:53,197 That's good, 403 00:19:53,198 --> 00:19:55,420 - since you and I aren't even divorced yet. - I know. 404 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,965 I thought maybe we should talk to a lawyer or something 405 00:19:57,966 --> 00:19:59,057 this week. 406 00:20:05,995 --> 00:20:07,171 Really? 407 00:20:10,389 --> 00:20:12,989 I thought this was a trial separation, 408 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:17,207 to see how we did apart, to see if we could be happy. 409 00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,589 That's the thing. 410 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,249 I am happy. 411 00:20:27,421 --> 00:20:29,528 And if you're not, I'm really sorry. 412 00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:33,519 Can I get a picture of mom and dad? 413 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,803 Karen, what in the world are you doing?! 414 00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:58,408 I lost a contact. 415 00:20:59,144 --> 00:21:01,536 Oh, my god. You were hoping I would run you over. 416 00:21:01,537 --> 00:21:03,528 Well, what choice do I have? You said you'd help me, 417 00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,227 and then you keep blowing me off. 418 00:21:05,228 --> 00:21:07,391 Now are you gonna kill me today or what? 419 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:10,638 No, I cannot kill you today. I have pilates. 420 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,689 You know, Bree, it sounds like we're just playing games. 421 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:17,002 Karen, I really wanna do this. 422 00:21:17,047 --> 00:21:20,648 I mean, I don't want to, but... let's go for tomorrow. 423 00:21:20,649 --> 00:21:21,956 No excuses. 424 00:21:22,789 --> 00:21:23,948 Really? 425 00:21:24,014 --> 00:21:25,220 Really. 426 00:21:29,018 --> 00:21:31,183 'Cause I'm serious about doing this... 427 00:21:31,714 --> 00:21:33,082 with or without you. 428 00:21:42,839 --> 00:21:43,768 Hello? 429 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:44,819 Mrs. Solis? 430 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:47,030 It's Marilyn, your husband's secretary. 431 00:21:47,031 --> 00:21:48,920 Hi, Marilyn. Why are we whispering? 432 00:21:48,921 --> 00:21:51,127 I don't want Mr. Solis to know I'm calling you. 433 00:21:51,128 --> 00:21:52,102 Why? What's wrong? 434 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,191 Uh... 435 00:21:54,156 --> 00:21:56,194 He's been acting a little strange, 436 00:21:56,195 --> 00:21:59,509 and I just really need you to come down here. 437 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:01,430 He's coming. 438 00:22:08,254 --> 00:22:09,405 Excuse me. 439 00:22:09,972 --> 00:22:11,516 Marilyn, what's going on? 440 00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:14,195 What's going on? He's giving away all our money! 441 00:22:14,444 --> 00:22:15,557 Who's this guy? 442 00:22:15,783 --> 00:22:17,986 Patrick McDonald, our C.F.O. 443 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:19,859 Do you see all these people? 444 00:22:19,945 --> 00:22:21,828 A while back, we took over a steel company, 445 00:22:21,829 --> 00:22:24,127 chopped it up, sold it, made a nice profit. 446 00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:27,470 These are some of the workers who got laid off. 447 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:30,214 Okay, so what are they doing here? 448 00:22:30,675 --> 00:22:33,885 Carlos has taken it upon himself to make things right 449 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:38,281 by writing each of them a check for $50,000. 450 00:22:40,316 --> 00:22:42,046 Uh... okay. 451 00:22:42,524 --> 00:22:43,526 Excuse me. 452 00:22:45,691 --> 00:22:46,745 Excuse me. 453 00:22:48,876 --> 00:22:50,297 Oh, boy. He keeps this up, 454 00:22:50,298 --> 00:22:52,564 and we'll be bankrupt in a couple of weeks. 455 00:22:52,565 --> 00:22:54,547 Uh, Mrs. Solis, 456 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:58,006 I'm a party girl with a taste for young brazilian gentlemen. 457 00:22:58,007 --> 00:22:59,544 I really need this job. 458 00:23:00,622 --> 00:23:01,750 I'm on it. 459 00:23:05,436 --> 00:23:06,519 Honey? 460 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,922 Hey, babe, took your advice. 461 00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:10,103 My advice? 462 00:23:10,215 --> 00:23:11,092 You told me to shake things up, 463 00:23:11,093 --> 00:23:13,890 so I decided to make work a place I want to be. 464 00:23:16,916 --> 00:23:18,140 Hope this helps. 465 00:23:18,813 --> 00:23:22,617 And remember, you can be anything you wanna be. 466 00:23:23,088 --> 00:23:24,770 Nothing is out of reach. 467 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,044 What do you say, Skip? 468 00:23:26,524 --> 00:23:28,021 Thanks, mister. 469 00:23:28,897 --> 00:23:30,528 Honey, this is how you shake things up? 470 00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:32,201 By giving away all the company money? 471 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,333 Oh, actually, I was afraid that Patrick would put a stop payment 472 00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:36,499 so I decided to start using our personal account. 473 00:23:37,065 --> 00:23:38,816 All right, run along, tiny tim. 474 00:23:39,276 --> 00:23:40,778 Okay, let's go. 475 00:23:44,961 --> 00:23:46,246 Sweetheart... 476 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,230 you can be honest with me. 477 00:23:49,668 --> 00:23:51,428 Have you been drinking again? 478 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,359 Nope. Haven't had a drink in 34 days. 479 00:23:54,526 --> 00:23:57,148 Then why the hell are you acting like a crazy person?! 480 00:23:57,805 --> 00:23:59,233 You think this is crazy? 481 00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:01,940 No. 482 00:24:02,252 --> 00:24:06,529 What's crazy is making a fortune off of other people's misery 483 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,460 without thinking for one minute how they're suffering. 484 00:24:09,461 --> 00:24:12,369 What's crazy is thinking you can find happiness 485 00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:15,835 in a paycheck or behind the wheel of a sports car. 486 00:24:15,836 --> 00:24:18,200 What's crazy is thinking that 487 00:24:18,201 --> 00:24:20,729 you're doing something important with your life 488 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,503 just because you're wearing a tie. 489 00:24:40,669 --> 00:24:41,302 What? 490 00:24:41,303 --> 00:24:43,479 I'm trying to find Ben. He's not at his house. 491 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,575 - Is he here? - No. 492 00:24:44,576 --> 00:24:46,022 What do you need Ben for? 493 00:24:46,023 --> 00:24:48,628 I want him to tell me where that loan shark lives 494 00:24:48,629 --> 00:24:50,946 - so I can go to his house. - To do what? 495 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,221 I don't know. May-maybe I'll give him some money. 496 00:24:53,222 --> 00:24:54,948 Maybe I'll kill him. I haven't decided yet. 497 00:24:54,949 --> 00:24:56,688 Okay, sweetie, you're a little worked up. 498 00:24:56,689 --> 00:24:58,504 Sit down. I'll pour you a glass of wine. 499 00:24:58,505 --> 00:25:01,345 No, I have to fix this. I'm terrified. 500 00:25:01,346 --> 00:25:03,049 I haven't slept in days. 501 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:06,192 And my husband is walking around our house with a gun. 502 00:25:06,316 --> 00:25:07,787 Ooh, sorry. 503 00:25:07,887 --> 00:25:09,436 Why are you apologizing? 504 00:25:09,437 --> 00:25:11,692 Mike's the one who started this mess. 505 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,183 You mean when he stuck his neck out for Ben 506 00:25:14,184 --> 00:25:17,092 and protected me? Is that the mess you're talking about? 507 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,240 Look, when you've been burned by men as often as I have, 508 00:25:21,241 --> 00:25:24,548 you stop believing in that fairy tale idea 509 00:25:24,549 --> 00:25:27,609 of the guy on the white horse who comes in to save you. 510 00:25:28,146 --> 00:25:32,430 But... meeting Mike and seeing how he is as a husband 511 00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:35,233 and a father and a friend, 512 00:25:35,807 --> 00:25:39,347 well... he got me believing again. 513 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:41,816 Susan... 514 00:25:41,817 --> 00:25:44,208 he is a good man. 515 00:25:46,453 --> 00:25:47,806 You really think that? 516 00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:50,408 Or are you just trying to calm me down? 517 00:25:50,436 --> 00:25:51,899 I really think that. 518 00:25:52,526 --> 00:25:54,598 And I really wanna calm you down. 519 00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:56,213 So if I pour this glass of wine, 520 00:25:56,214 --> 00:25:58,867 will you not go and kill anyone? 521 00:26:00,112 --> 00:26:01,368 Okay. 522 00:26:01,825 --> 00:26:03,046 Okay. 523 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:12,395 Bree! How you doing? Karen's taking a nap. 524 00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:14,111 Actually, it's you I wanna talk to. 525 00:26:14,112 --> 00:26:15,321 May I come in? 526 00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:16,762 Sure. 527 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,580 Mmm! That pie smells wonderful. 528 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:25,087 Yeah. Karen made rhubarb. I don't know why. 529 00:26:25,088 --> 00:26:26,673 She knows I don't like it. 530 00:26:26,674 --> 00:26:27,568 How could you not like it? 531 00:26:27,569 --> 00:26:29,997 It's the one pie she makes better than I do. 532 00:26:29,998 --> 00:26:32,391 Well, may I cut you a slice? 533 00:26:32,392 --> 00:26:33,568 Sure. 534 00:26:34,227 --> 00:26:35,423 So... 535 00:26:36,157 --> 00:26:37,445 What's going on? 536 00:26:38,414 --> 00:26:41,536 We have a real problem on our hands. 537 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,861 I can't believe she asked you to do this. 538 00:26:47,862 --> 00:26:49,143 She doesn't even like you. 539 00:26:49,144 --> 00:26:51,124 Yes, we've established that already. 540 00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:53,763 I figured when I said no, that would be the end of it. 541 00:26:53,764 --> 00:26:56,318 No, she seems more determined than ever. 542 00:26:56,319 --> 00:26:58,288 What the hell are you doing?! 543 00:26:58,490 --> 00:26:59,362 What? 544 00:26:59,363 --> 00:27:01,282 That's my suicide pie. 545 00:27:01,388 --> 00:27:04,268 Your what? I made it to kill myself. 546 00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:07,138 It's full of sleeping pills and tranquilizers, 547 00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:08,859 and a bottle of liquid something. 548 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:12,349 Oh, my god. I ate two pieces! 549 00:27:12,495 --> 00:27:14,201 Oh, I'm so sorry, Bree. 550 00:27:16,088 --> 00:27:17,694 So you wanna go to the hospital or somethin'? 551 00:27:17,695 --> 00:27:19,897 Yes, I wanna go to the hospital! 552 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:26,510 What were you doing making suicide pies? 553 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:28,817 Well, if you two would grow a pair and help me out... 554 00:27:28,818 --> 00:27:31,005 Oh, sure, I'm the problem 555 00:27:31,006 --> 00:27:32,954 because I didn't wanna murder my wife. 556 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,565 Can we please continue this in the car? 557 00:27:34,566 --> 00:27:35,445 In case you've forgotten, 558 00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:38,182 we need to get to the emergency room now! 559 00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:42,725 What are you doing? You're going the wrong way. 560 00:27:42,726 --> 00:27:44,561 She can't make a 3-point turn. 561 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:46,024 I can make a 3-point turn. 562 00:27:46,025 --> 00:27:47,298 This is just easier. 563 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,916 Okay, can we just please stay focused 564 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,077 on getting to the hospital? 565 00:27:50,078 --> 00:27:51,938 And F.Y.I. ... your turn signal is on. 566 00:27:51,939 --> 00:27:54,280 Yeah, I'm gonna make a left up on Oakhurst. 567 00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:55,430 You're not gonna take the interstate? 568 00:27:55,431 --> 00:27:57,677 - Wouldn't that be faster? - She can't merge. 569 00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:01,188 I can merge. The interstate is always jammed. 570 00:28:01,189 --> 00:28:02,427 Plus I gotta stop and get gas. 571 00:28:02,428 --> 00:28:05,558 Okay, that's it. Stop! Stop the car! 572 00:28:10,428 --> 00:28:11,664 Ugh! 573 00:28:12,504 --> 00:28:14,282 Get out! I'm driving. 574 00:28:15,997 --> 00:28:17,510 There's no need to get so nasty. 575 00:28:17,511 --> 00:28:19,375 I have every right to get nasty. 576 00:28:19,376 --> 00:28:20,692 You poisoned me! 577 00:28:20,693 --> 00:28:22,902 Making that pie was a stupid thing to do. 578 00:28:22,903 --> 00:28:25,198 You have no idea what I'm going through. 579 00:28:25,199 --> 00:28:26,693 Oh, yes, I do. 580 00:28:26,983 --> 00:28:29,843 Three months ago, I was this close to killing myself. 581 00:28:29,844 --> 00:28:32,320 It was a quick fix on a very depressing night. 582 00:28:32,321 --> 00:28:33,912 But in the morning, I realized 583 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:36,251 it was the most selfish thing I could do. 584 00:28:36,418 --> 00:28:40,198 It's not the same. You weren't dying. I am. 585 00:28:40,199 --> 00:28:41,323 I know. 586 00:28:41,324 --> 00:28:44,069 But if you take your life, it'll ruin the memory 587 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,921 of everything you were before that. 588 00:28:45,922 --> 00:28:48,334 It's all anyone will remember. 589 00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:50,537 Look at Roy. 590 00:28:50,538 --> 00:28:52,814 Is that what you wanna do to the man who loves you? 591 00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:56,931 Baby, I don't want you to go before your time. 592 00:29:00,014 --> 00:29:01,299 Okay. 593 00:29:01,524 --> 00:29:03,906 I'll stick around for as long as I can. 594 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,351 Ohh, that's lovely, 595 00:29:10,352 --> 00:29:12,961 but we still need to get to the emergency room. 596 00:29:13,295 --> 00:29:15,052 Oh, for heaven's sake. 597 00:29:28,866 --> 00:29:30,147 It's open! 598 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:34,505 Ah. 599 00:29:34,901 --> 00:29:36,797 What are you gonna share with me today? 600 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,207 The results from my colonoscopy? 601 00:29:39,466 --> 00:29:40,734 My mom died? 602 00:29:41,215 --> 00:29:43,358 I shouldn't have said what I did. 603 00:29:44,919 --> 00:29:47,996 It was wrong, and I'm truly sorry. 604 00:29:56,047 --> 00:29:57,497 Are those the cheese puffs I brought? 605 00:29:57,498 --> 00:29:59,344 Yeah. I guess nobody liked 'em. 606 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:01,952 Well, more for me. 607 00:30:04,735 --> 00:30:09,477 23 years I've been married to that man. 23 years. 608 00:30:09,572 --> 00:30:12,199 And then we hit a rough patch, and we stumbled, 609 00:30:12,595 --> 00:30:14,864 - and then he finds you... - I totally get it. 610 00:30:14,865 --> 00:30:16,442 I'm talking! 611 00:30:18,805 --> 00:30:20,304 He finds you, 612 00:30:20,938 --> 00:30:25,528 and it kind of makes him stop trying to find me again. 613 00:30:27,462 --> 00:30:29,030 And then when someone has to tell me 614 00:30:29,031 --> 00:30:30,672 that you're moving in together, 615 00:30:30,673 --> 00:30:33,145 and we both know what that means, 616 00:30:34,581 --> 00:30:35,756 you do it. 617 00:30:36,173 --> 00:30:37,545 I said I'm sorry. 618 00:30:37,546 --> 00:30:39,995 And it almost sounded sincere. 619 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:46,534 Fine. Have it your way. 620 00:30:46,535 --> 00:30:49,789 I only came because Tom asked me to apologize. 621 00:30:49,790 --> 00:30:51,394 I don't care what you think of me. 622 00:30:51,395 --> 00:30:53,474 Of course you don't. You only care about you. 623 00:30:54,418 --> 00:30:56,368 I think you're sneaky, Jane. 624 00:30:57,794 --> 00:30:59,994 I think everything you do, you do on purpose. 625 00:30:59,995 --> 00:31:02,859 I think you couldn't wait to see the look on my face 626 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:05,253 when you told me you and Tom were moving in together. 627 00:31:05,254 --> 00:31:06,963 I think you actually liked it. 628 00:31:06,964 --> 00:31:10,315 I think you enjoyed it. I-I think... 629 00:31:30,202 --> 00:31:32,195 What the hell? 630 00:31:32,196 --> 00:31:33,673 I couldn't breathe! 631 00:31:33,776 --> 00:31:36,475 I-I'm sorry. I panicked, and I mean, 632 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,089 n-not all of us are doctors. 633 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,482 I think I'll go. 634 00:32:07,846 --> 00:32:08,887 Hey, Murphy. 635 00:32:08,888 --> 00:32:09,858 Yeah? 636 00:32:09,859 --> 00:32:11,466 You better take a look at this. 637 00:32:15,972 --> 00:32:17,551 Some crazy stuff in there, huh? 638 00:32:17,552 --> 00:32:18,632 Yeah. 639 00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:21,138 Any chance this could be on the level? 640 00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:23,780 Bree van De Kamp. 641 00:32:24,106 --> 00:32:27,227 I know her. She's the one who ripped Chuck's heart out. 642 00:32:29,606 --> 00:32:31,098 I got a feeling about this. 643 00:32:32,303 --> 00:32:35,089 Enough of a feeling to go dig up a construction site? 644 00:32:38,571 --> 00:32:39,739 Yeah. 645 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:46,376 Are you sure you looked under your bed? 646 00:32:46,377 --> 00:32:48,682 I looked everywhere. Rufus is lost. 647 00:32:48,683 --> 00:32:50,155 Okay. Honey, mommy can't help you right now. 648 00:32:50,156 --> 00:32:51,526 Go look in the backyard. 649 00:32:53,742 --> 00:32:55,757 So just you, or did you adopt a bunch of orphans 650 00:32:55,758 --> 00:32:56,939 on your way home? 651 00:33:01,922 --> 00:33:04,178 Come on, Carlos. Talk to me. 652 00:33:04,179 --> 00:33:05,700 What was that about today? 653 00:33:07,154 --> 00:33:08,117 Do you remember Bill, 654 00:33:08,118 --> 00:33:10,560 that guy from rehab I was always talking about? 655 00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:11,862 Oh, yeah, Bill. 656 00:33:13,355 --> 00:33:15,000 He was my counselor? 657 00:33:15,763 --> 00:33:17,653 Oh. Yeah. Bill. 658 00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:21,129 He told me this story about his dad. 659 00:33:21,976 --> 00:33:23,803 He was a pilot in Vietnam, 660 00:33:24,571 --> 00:33:25,992 and he'd be flying his plane, 661 00:33:25,993 --> 00:33:29,494 3,000 feet up, drop his bombs, go back to base. 662 00:33:29,992 --> 00:33:32,386 It wasn't until someone sent him a "Life" magazine 663 00:33:32,387 --> 00:33:34,291 that he saw the results of his... 664 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:37,932 missions. 665 00:33:39,163 --> 00:33:40,481 It ruined him. 666 00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:41,861 What, he didn't know? 667 00:33:41,862 --> 00:33:44,381 He was dropping bombs. Things were going "Boom." 668 00:33:44,382 --> 00:33:45,807 It was the distance. 669 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,776 And that's what I've been doing all these years... 670 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:52,244 dropping bombs from that skyscraper, 671 00:33:52,245 --> 00:33:54,971 and I can't keep doing it. 672 00:33:55,356 --> 00:33:59,534 I can't keep destroying lives for some... 673 00:34:01,163 --> 00:34:02,442 bottom line. 674 00:34:07,308 --> 00:34:10,903 Rufus! Here, kitty, kitty! 675 00:34:17,713 --> 00:34:20,125 So what are you saying, you're gonna quit your job? 676 00:34:20,126 --> 00:34:21,371 Yes. 677 00:34:21,406 --> 00:34:22,611 Oh, my god. 678 00:34:23,438 --> 00:34:25,064 But not until I find a new one. 679 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:26,528 And what will that be? 680 00:34:26,529 --> 00:34:28,296 Well, I was thinking... 681 00:34:29,950 --> 00:34:31,242 maybe counseling. 682 00:34:31,818 --> 00:34:33,721 In one week, Bill does more good 683 00:34:33,722 --> 00:34:35,223 than I've done in my entire life. 684 00:34:35,224 --> 00:34:36,788 Yeah, and in one week, you make more money 685 00:34:36,789 --> 00:34:38,695 than Bill will make in his entire life. 686 00:34:38,907 --> 00:34:41,429 I'm not saying that we wouldn't have to cut back. 687 00:34:41,430 --> 00:34:43,253 You know, we may have to do a little downsizing. 688 00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:46,827 Whoa! Whoa! Like what? I need specifics, Gandhi. 689 00:34:47,184 --> 00:34:48,271 I don't know! 690 00:34:48,272 --> 00:34:50,440 It just seems like we have a bunch of stuff 691 00:34:50,441 --> 00:34:53,858 That we don't need... big-screen TVs, two cars, 692 00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:55,493 a really big house. 693 00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:57,269 Well, you want us to move? 694 00:34:57,396 --> 00:35:00,235 Yeah! Maybe to someplace with a good public school. 695 00:35:00,236 --> 00:35:02,885 Uh, not you're yanking the kids out of private school, 696 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,315 which they love, that's your solution? 697 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,301 Help! Help! 698 00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:09,579 Juanita? 699 00:35:12,481 --> 00:35:13,676 Juanita? 700 00:35:13,854 --> 00:35:15,092 Mommy! 701 00:35:18,713 --> 00:35:19,866 Oh, my god! 702 00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:23,194 Okay. Baby, don't move! 703 00:35:23,648 --> 00:35:24,801 I'm scared! 704 00:35:24,851 --> 00:35:27,613 It's okay, sweetie! Daddy's coming. Just hold on. 705 00:35:28,454 --> 00:35:29,696 Aah! 706 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:31,238 And don't look down. 707 00:35:35,649 --> 00:35:36,988 Okay, baby, 708 00:35:37,548 --> 00:35:39,875 you think you can walk slowly over to daddy? 709 00:35:39,908 --> 00:35:42,309 No. I-I can't move. 710 00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:43,754 Okay, then I'm coming out to get you. 711 00:35:43,755 --> 00:35:45,737 No, wait, Carlos! Be careful! 712 00:35:51,128 --> 00:35:52,597 We are gonna take this... 713 00:35:53,030 --> 00:35:54,458 nice and slow. 714 00:35:56,701 --> 00:35:58,088 Okay, just keep your eyes on me. 715 00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:12,694 Oh, my god! 716 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:15,030 It's okay, it's okay. I got you. I got you. 717 00:36:33,629 --> 00:36:35,432 Juanita's finally asleep. 718 00:36:37,142 --> 00:36:38,360 She okay? 719 00:36:39,225 --> 00:36:41,172 Yeah, thanks to you. 720 00:36:41,173 --> 00:36:42,760 God, that was so scary. 721 00:36:44,317 --> 00:36:45,691 You know, if anything had happened to her... 722 00:36:45,692 --> 00:36:48,174 It really puts things into perspective, doesn't it? 723 00:36:49,037 --> 00:36:50,326 Sure does. 724 00:36:51,664 --> 00:36:53,011 Reminds you nothing's more important 725 00:36:53,012 --> 00:36:54,719 than taking care of family. 726 00:36:55,861 --> 00:36:57,501 I could not agree more. 727 00:36:58,772 --> 00:36:59,984 Good. 728 00:37:01,009 --> 00:37:02,191 So does this mean you're giving up 729 00:37:02,192 --> 00:37:05,183 all that crazy talk and going back to work? 730 00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:07,664 No! 731 00:37:09,754 --> 00:37:11,417 The exact opposite. 732 00:37:11,418 --> 00:37:15,373 It means I'm more aware than ever of what really matters... 733 00:37:15,374 --> 00:37:16,565 giving back. 734 00:37:16,566 --> 00:37:18,249 Why do you keep calling it that? 735 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:21,211 You're not giving. You're taking... from us, your family. 736 00:37:21,212 --> 00:37:23,369 I don't know why I thought you'd understand this. 737 00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:25,218 You have always been selfish. 738 00:37:25,219 --> 00:37:27,133 Guilty! I am selfish. 739 00:37:27,134 --> 00:37:28,581 But you knew that when we got married. 740 00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:29,558 That was the deal... 741 00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:31,134 You make the money, I spend it. 742 00:37:31,135 --> 00:37:32,567 And I'm still holding up my end. 743 00:37:32,568 --> 00:37:36,786 Gaby, I am miserable at work. I can't do it anymore. 744 00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:38,813 Do you know how many times I thought to myself, 745 00:37:38,814 --> 00:37:40,478 "I can't do it anymore"? 746 00:37:40,479 --> 00:37:42,739 When you were drowning your guilt in booze, 747 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,073 when you disappeared in rehab, 748 00:37:45,074 --> 00:37:47,404 But I willed myself to hold this family together 749 00:37:47,405 --> 00:37:49,270 because someone had to! 750 00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:50,969 And guess what?! 751 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,866 Now it is your turn. 752 00:38:09,752 --> 00:38:11,479 I've got something to tell you. 753 00:38:11,601 --> 00:38:15,200 Oh. You're still mad, aren't you? 754 00:38:15,952 --> 00:38:17,227 No. 755 00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:20,768 You're a hard guy to stay mad at, Mike Delfino. 756 00:38:21,459 --> 00:38:23,519 And I think I figured out why. 757 00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:30,109 I figured out what it was about you 758 00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:33,968 that flipped my switch the very first time I met you. 759 00:38:34,558 --> 00:38:36,788 Gotta be the rugged good looks. 760 00:38:36,789 --> 00:38:40,159 No. But they didn't hurt. 761 00:38:43,439 --> 00:38:46,029 Okay. So what was it? 762 00:38:48,768 --> 00:38:50,226 You don't get scared. 763 00:38:50,751 --> 00:38:51,707 Me? 764 00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:52,507 Nah, that's not true. 765 00:38:52,508 --> 00:38:55,502 No, it is. You don't get scared. 766 00:38:56,262 --> 00:38:59,005 It's what everyone thinks when they meet you. 767 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:04,089 Because you always take care of people. 768 00:39:06,828 --> 00:39:08,183 Why are you like that? 769 00:39:09,672 --> 00:39:10,843 Hmm. 770 00:39:13,565 --> 00:39:15,987 Uh, my, um... 771 00:39:17,652 --> 00:39:20,832 my dad beat the crap out of my mom 772 00:39:22,245 --> 00:39:23,439 when I was little. 773 00:39:24,912 --> 00:39:26,158 Bad. 774 00:39:29,729 --> 00:39:31,113 I'd hear it happening. 775 00:39:33,059 --> 00:39:33,814 And there wasn't anything 776 00:39:33,815 --> 00:39:36,118 a 10-year-old kid could do about it. 777 00:39:42,194 --> 00:39:43,488 So... 778 00:39:43,677 --> 00:39:46,573 maybe this came from that, and, uh... 779 00:39:47,065 --> 00:39:50,667 but... my whole life... 780 00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:53,994 when I see somebody in trouble, 781 00:39:55,372 --> 00:39:56,759 I can't walk away. 782 00:40:02,146 --> 00:40:04,396 But I can tell you something I am scared of. 783 00:40:05,729 --> 00:40:09,284 I get scared that maybe somehow... 784 00:40:10,653 --> 00:40:14,064 because I'm not the most expressive guy in the world... 785 00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:20,626 maybe I never made it clear to you how much I love you. 786 00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:24,576 No. 787 00:40:25,365 --> 00:40:26,929 No, I got that. 788 00:40:37,106 --> 00:40:39,098 I should start dinner. 789 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:47,173 I thought you said you were gonna fix that fence post. 790 00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:50,250 Tomorrow. 791 00:40:50,424 --> 00:40:52,240 Ohh, tomorrow. 792 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:56,753 Hey. 793 00:40:58,128 --> 00:40:59,085 One more thing. 794 00:40:59,086 --> 00:41:00,403 Delfino! 795 00:41:10,112 --> 00:41:13,713 We all take the gift of life for granted. 796 00:41:14,196 --> 00:41:17,765 If only we could slow things down. 797 00:41:18,939 --> 00:41:20,402 I'm Mike Delfino. 798 00:41:20,403 --> 00:41:22,471 I just started renting the Simms' house next door. 799 00:41:22,472 --> 00:41:24,929 Susan Mayer. I live across the street. 800 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:29,121 - Whatcha doin'? - Locked myself out, naked. 801 00:41:29,406 --> 00:41:30,692 So how are you? 802 00:41:30,742 --> 00:41:32,892 I've never seen you look so beautiful. 803 00:41:35,674 --> 00:41:37,221 He said I'm pregnant. 804 00:41:44,185 --> 00:41:45,451 Mike? 805 00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:02,286 Because before you know it... 806 00:42:06,908 --> 00:42:08,625 the gift is gone. 807 00:42:08,829 --> 00:42:11,830 Mike. Mike? Oh, god. 808 00:42:11,831 --> 00:42:14,047 Mike! No. 809 00:42:14,048 --> 00:42:17,196 No. Mike. No. 810 00:42:18,224 --> 00:42:19,453 No! 811 00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:22,433 Mike! 812 00:42:25,541 --> 00:42:27,852 No!