1 00:00:01,604 --> 00:00:03,324 Previously, on "Smash". 2 00:00:03,402 --> 00:00:05,320 All: ♪ let's be bad. 3 00:00:05,371 --> 00:00:08,656 - Am I late? - No, Karen was early. 4 00:00:08,707 --> 00:00:10,692 I'm pretty good with a computer, 5 00:00:10,726 --> 00:00:12,377 if you need some help. 6 00:00:12,411 --> 00:00:15,213 - What are the charges? - Loitering for drugs. 7 00:00:15,247 --> 00:00:16,948 ♪ When you hear the things... ♪ 8 00:00:16,966 --> 00:00:19,334 You humiliate me when you're not ignoring me! 9 00:00:19,368 --> 00:00:23,388 I have a pretty clear sense of what I bring to the party. 10 00:00:23,422 --> 00:00:25,773 - I'm Tom. - I'm Sam. 11 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:28,560 Well, I know what I bring to the party. 12 00:00:32,431 --> 00:00:35,250 ♪ Some like it hot, and that ain't bad ♪ 13 00:00:36,902 --> 00:00:40,405 ♪ her smile and your fantasies play a duet ♪ 14 00:00:40,439 --> 00:00:43,074 ♪ that will make you forget where you ♪ 15 00:00:43,108 --> 00:00:46,444 [Voice cracks] 16 00:00:48,714 --> 00:00:52,050 You okay? 17 00:00:52,084 --> 00:00:55,670 Absolutely. 18 00:00:55,721 --> 00:00:57,805 Do you want some coffee? 19 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,008 What time is it? 20 00:01:04,530 --> 00:01:05,980 $7 million? 21 00:01:06,015 --> 00:01:08,883 That's not a lot for a musical these days. 22 00:01:08,918 --> 00:01:11,069 Well, if you want to give me $15 million, Ralph, 23 00:01:11,103 --> 00:01:12,737 I won't say no. [Laughs] 24 00:01:12,771 --> 00:01:14,739 Well, you'll need it to get to Broadway. 25 00:01:14,773 --> 00:01:17,075 Well, actually, we're just looking at a workshop 26 00:01:17,109 --> 00:01:18,409 and an out-of-town tryout. 27 00:01:18,444 --> 00:01:20,411 - And after that? - Ralph! 28 00:01:20,446 --> 00:01:21,663 You called me, remember? 29 00:01:21,697 --> 00:01:23,081 You called me up and asked me 30 00:01:23,115 --> 00:01:24,866 if you could come over and talk to me. 31 00:01:24,917 --> 00:01:26,918 Now you're playing hard to get. 32 00:01:26,952 --> 00:01:30,171 Why are you here if you're not interested? 33 00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:32,957 - When's the workshop? - A week from Sunday. 34 00:01:32,991 --> 00:01:35,043 Okay. 35 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:38,213 I'm not saying I'm interested, but I am intrigued. 36 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:43,685 22b comes after 18, replace 21 with 19. 37 00:01:43,719 --> 00:01:46,271 No, I have 12 replacing 21. 38 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:47,889 That was last week. Don't confuse her. 39 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:50,024 When do they stop changing everything? 40 00:01:50,059 --> 00:01:52,026 Five seconds before the performance. 41 00:01:52,061 --> 00:01:54,812 Oh. 44 00:02:01,487 --> 00:02:04,289 and then... wait... The... the... 45 00:02:04,323 --> 00:02:07,792 Yes, Natasha Lytess scene here, 46 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:09,544 it will heighten the progression. 47 00:02:09,578 --> 00:02:11,796 Oh, my God, this isn't a high-school science project, 48 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:13,581 - it's a bloody musical! - No, it's a workshop! 49 00:02:13,632 --> 00:02:15,133 A first workshop! 50 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:16,884 And people are coming to see it! 51 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,169 Could we dial this down? 52 00:02:18,203 --> 00:02:20,388 Look, there is no discernible story, 53 00:02:20,422 --> 00:02:22,757 linear or otherwise, between pages 7 and 32. 54 00:02:22,808 --> 00:02:24,592 That's not a gap. That is a black hole. 55 00:02:24,643 --> 00:02:26,477 And if you don't fix it this week, 56 00:02:26,512 --> 00:02:28,596 we're all going to get sucked into its tidal force, 57 00:02:28,647 --> 00:02:31,899 and all we'll be left with is "Marilyn the red dwarf." 58 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:33,735 Okay, look, there's been a really crazy situation 59 00:02:33,769 --> 00:02:35,770 at home, okay? My husband has been out of town. 60 00:02:35,821 --> 00:02:37,272 My son has gotten into some trouble, 61 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,073 and I've had to be there for him. 62 00:02:39,108 --> 00:02:40,575 That is great, Julia. 63 00:02:40,609 --> 00:02:43,861 I am thrilled to hear your oh-so-sad story, 64 00:02:43,895 --> 00:02:46,414 but this workshop goes up in front of an audience in a week. 65 00:02:46,448 --> 00:02:48,783 Tom here has written a beautiful melody, 66 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:50,501 but check it out... 67 00:02:50,536 --> 00:02:52,620 The lyrics are half finished. Whole song... 68 00:02:52,671 --> 00:02:54,505 - Half the lyrics! - Tom, it's okay. 69 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:56,758 No, it might be okay for you, but it's not okay for me. 70 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:59,344 He is not using me or my music as a club 71 00:02:59,378 --> 00:03:01,663 with which to bludgeon my writing partner! 72 00:03:01,697 --> 00:03:03,965 Got it? 73 00:03:12,691 --> 00:03:14,859 [Gasps] Oh. 74 00:03:14,893 --> 00:03:16,811 It's okay. It always gets a little tense 75 00:03:16,862 --> 00:03:18,279 with a new musical. 76 00:03:18,314 --> 00:03:19,947 No, not that. It's my credit card bill. 77 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:23,451 - It's bad? - $326.38. 78 00:03:23,485 --> 00:03:24,902 You're kidding. 79 00:03:24,936 --> 00:03:26,621 - You're kidding, right? - Can I see that? 80 00:03:26,655 --> 00:03:28,289 I don't think I've ever seen one this low before. 81 00:03:28,324 --> 00:03:29,741 Have you ever seen one this low? 82 00:03:29,775 --> 00:03:30,958 Oh, my God. 83 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:32,327 I would be singing and dancing 84 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,162 if I had a credit card bill this low. 85 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:35,830 Both: You're singing and dancing anyway. 86 00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:37,415 - Shut up! - Get out of my head. 87 00:03:37,449 --> 00:03:41,502 ♪ Her smile and your fantasies play a duet ♪ 88 00:03:41,553 --> 00:03:43,504 ♪ that will make you forget... ♪ 89 00:03:43,555 --> 00:03:46,174 Everything okay in here? 90 00:03:46,225 --> 00:03:50,228 - Terrific. - They're ready to start. 91 00:03:53,899 --> 00:03:56,067 Ellis, what can I do for you? 92 00:03:56,101 --> 00:03:59,237 Derek is mad because Julia didn't finish a song, 93 00:03:59,271 --> 00:04:00,772 and then Tom and Julia and Derek 94 00:04:00,806 --> 00:04:02,240 got into a huge fight over the script, 95 00:04:02,274 --> 00:04:03,858 and Tom stormed out of rehearsal. 96 00:04:03,909 --> 00:04:05,860 I just thought you might like to know. 97 00:04:05,894 --> 00:04:08,112 Yes, I might like to know that. 98 00:04:08,146 --> 00:04:11,749 Uh, where are you going? 99 00:04:11,784 --> 00:04:14,335 To rehearsal. 100 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:17,538 [Piano playing Let me be your star] 101 00:04:17,589 --> 00:04:21,759 ♪ Her smile and your fantasies ♪ 102 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:24,345 ♪ play a duet 103 00:04:24,380 --> 00:04:28,766 ♪ that will make you forget where you ♪ 104 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:30,852 [Voice cracks] 105 00:04:30,886 --> 00:04:31,869 [Music stops] 106 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:33,955 Sorry. Sorry. 107 00:04:33,989 --> 00:04:36,607 - I'm so sorry. - You okay? 108 00:04:36,642 --> 00:04:39,777 Uh, can we just start it at the end of the bridge? 109 00:04:41,947 --> 00:04:45,616 [Piano playing Let me be your star] 110 00:04:45,651 --> 00:04:47,618 ♪ 111 00:04:47,653 --> 00:04:50,988 ♪ Forget what used to be [Clears throat] 112 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:54,409 ♪ The past is on the cutting-room floor ♪ 113 00:04:54,443 --> 00:04:56,994 ♪ the future 114 00:04:57,028 --> 00:05:01,165 ♪ is here with me [Voice cracking] 115 00:05:01,199 --> 00:05:04,752 ♪ Choose me! [Voice cracks] 116 00:05:04,803 --> 00:05:08,039 [Music stops] 117 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:24,071 [Orchestra tuning up] 118 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:26,626 SMASH S01 Ep06 - Chemistry 119 00:05:27,103 --> 00:05:30,603 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com 120 00:05:34,590 --> 00:05:37,390 One, two, three, for, five, that's it. 121 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,439 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 122 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:42,475 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 123 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,278 Yeah, well done, guys. Let's call it a day. 124 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:47,196 Check over your scripts, please, get a good night's sleep, 125 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:51,001 and no one get so much as a cold from now on. 126 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,153 - Good night. - Good night. 127 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,991 Shoot. 128 00:06:04,902 --> 00:06:07,370 Listen, I've been having some problems 129 00:06:07,404 --> 00:06:09,572 with the whole transition to the breakup scene. 130 00:06:09,623 --> 00:06:11,791 Uh, we can talk about it tomorrow. 131 00:06:11,825 --> 00:06:13,459 Oh, I don't want to take up rehearsal time. 132 00:06:13,494 --> 00:06:14,877 Uh, could I call you tonight, 133 00:06:14,912 --> 00:06:17,463 or maybe even right now we could grab a coffee? 134 00:06:17,498 --> 00:06:19,966 Tomorrow would be best. 135 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,302 Okay. 136 00:06:22,336 --> 00:06:24,804 Did you talk to her? 137 00:06:24,838 --> 00:06:26,255 According to the doctor, 138 00:06:26,307 --> 00:06:29,008 her throat is inflamed but not infected. 139 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:31,144 - There are no nodules or polyps. - Did he give her a steroid? 140 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:32,845 She has some prednisone, yes, 141 00:06:32,879 --> 00:06:34,480 but she's hypersensitive to drugs, 142 00:06:34,515 --> 00:06:36,015 so it's not necessarily her best first option. 143 00:06:36,049 --> 00:06:37,934 So what are her other options? 144 00:06:37,985 --> 00:06:39,652 She's gonna try vocal rest for the night. 145 00:06:39,687 --> 00:06:42,375 - Okay, what are our options? - Can we postpone? 146 00:06:42,376 --> 00:06:44,187 - Well, that'd be difficult. - How difficult? 147 00:06:44,188 --> 00:06:46,859 Well, a lot of our investors already have it on their schedules. 148 00:06:46,893 --> 00:06:48,778 If we postpone, it sends the wrong message. 149 00:06:48,829 --> 00:06:51,432 Okay, what about our other Marilyn? Can she do it? 150 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:52,198 Whoa, hang on! 151 00:06:52,232 --> 00:06:53,833 Yeah, I'd love to hang on, but I've just found out 152 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:55,084 I've got to do an entire workshop 153 00:06:55,119 --> 00:06:56,586 about Marilyn Monroe with no Marilyn. 154 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,655 - For a day, maybe! - Oh, I'm sorry. 155 00:06:58,689 --> 00:07:00,123 I wasn't aware I had an extra day. 156 00:07:00,174 --> 00:07:02,008 Can Karen do it, Julia? 157 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:03,309 Can she learn the role in a week? 158 00:07:03,344 --> 00:07:04,877 - I don't know. - Stop it. 159 00:07:04,911 --> 00:07:06,295 And by the way, don't you dare 160 00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:07,547 breathe a word about this to Ivy. 161 00:07:07,581 --> 00:07:09,966 Stress plays a huge part in all of this. 162 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:11,267 You've already been leaning on her too hard. 163 00:07:11,301 --> 00:07:13,186 If she finds out you want to replace her, 164 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,355 it'll make it much worse. 165 00:07:15,389 --> 00:07:17,473 A leading lady with vocal problems... 166 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,525 No one believes that even when it's true! 167 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,694 Yep. 168 00:07:24,314 --> 00:07:26,949 So what did he say? 169 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:28,951 It's inflamed. 170 00:07:28,986 --> 00:07:30,620 Strained more than anything. 171 00:07:30,654 --> 00:07:32,655 It's stress. 172 00:07:32,706 --> 00:07:35,725 He gave you prednisone, right? 173 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,745 Well, that's good. That stuff is a miracle worker. 174 00:07:38,779 --> 00:07:40,913 Well, there are a lot of bad side effects. 175 00:07:40,947 --> 00:07:44,667 Darling, you work in musical theater. 176 00:07:44,718 --> 00:07:47,470 There are lots of terrible side effects... 177 00:07:47,504 --> 00:07:49,922 Bankruptcy, alcoholism... 178 00:07:49,956 --> 00:07:51,674 Insanity. [Laughs] 179 00:07:51,725 --> 00:07:53,426 [Whispering] Don't make me laugh. 180 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,678 Look, everybody uses the stuff... don't worry about it. 181 00:07:55,729 --> 00:07:58,598 If it helps, it's worth it. 182 00:07:58,632 --> 00:08:01,100 Look, I have to go work on tomorrow's schedule. 183 00:08:01,134 --> 00:08:02,535 If you can't do it, we'll have to get 184 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,520 the Cartwright girl to fill in, okay? 185 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:07,573 I can't just waste the day. 186 00:08:11,361 --> 00:08:14,363 [Door closes] 187 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:26,159 [Sighs] 188 00:08:28,762 --> 00:08:30,430 Would you have to learn the dances? 189 00:08:30,464 --> 00:08:32,381 - I don't know yet. - Can you ask? 190 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:34,550 Not until they ask me. 191 00:08:34,601 --> 00:08:37,169 They better do it fast. 192 00:08:39,106 --> 00:08:41,941 You know what? 193 00:08:41,975 --> 00:08:45,611 I can do this. 194 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,166 Mom. 195 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,469 Mom! 196 00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:11,220 Oh! 197 00:09:11,255 --> 00:09:14,474 Sorry. Aah! 198 00:09:14,508 --> 00:09:16,476 I'm so not the cook around here. 199 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:18,811 No kidding. 200 00:09:21,348 --> 00:09:22,849 Okay. 201 00:09:22,883 --> 00:09:25,234 Most of them are... are okay. 202 00:09:25,269 --> 00:09:26,769 Ow! 203 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:28,738 Some of them... ouch! 204 00:09:28,772 --> 00:09:30,106 There you go. 205 00:09:30,157 --> 00:09:32,909 They're saved. I'm saving them. 206 00:09:32,943 --> 00:09:35,278 - Mom, I don't want pancakes. - You love pancakes. 207 00:09:35,329 --> 00:09:36,996 You burnt them. 208 00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:39,081 Will, can you please put your phone away? 209 00:09:39,116 --> 00:09:42,251 Why, so I can eat your bad pancakes? 210 00:09:42,286 --> 00:09:44,287 Look, I know that I'm not as good a cook as dad. 211 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:45,588 Yeah, you're not, 212 00:09:45,622 --> 00:09:47,974 which would be why I asked for cereal. 213 00:09:48,008 --> 00:09:49,125 You're cooking. [Door closes] 214 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:50,126 It smells good. 215 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,711 - Dad? - Frank? 216 00:09:51,745 --> 00:09:54,847 I knew there was a reason I took the red-eye. 217 00:09:54,882 --> 00:09:57,133 Oh, I'm so glad you're home. 218 00:09:57,184 --> 00:09:59,051 Me too. 219 00:10:02,389 --> 00:10:03,639 [Both chuckle] 220 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,275 God, I missed you. Look at you... 221 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:10,229 Handsome, even after flying all night. 222 00:10:10,263 --> 00:10:12,148 Wow. I should go away more often. 223 00:10:12,199 --> 00:10:13,616 No, don't. 224 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:16,536 Yeah, don't. 225 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:19,038 Hey, there you are. 226 00:10:19,072 --> 00:10:20,740 Hey. 227 00:10:20,774 --> 00:10:24,043 - Did you take it? - First dose... six pills. 228 00:10:24,077 --> 00:10:26,712 - And? - I'm... I'm having cold sweats. 229 00:10:26,747 --> 00:10:29,081 I've had a headache since, like, 4:00 in the morning, 230 00:10:29,115 --> 00:10:31,500 and I-I just feel so panicky. 231 00:10:31,552 --> 00:10:35,755 - I'm not in good shape. - Yeah, what about your voice? 232 00:10:37,290 --> 00:10:38,758 Look, Ivy... 233 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:41,207 I want to protect you in this situation, but, you know, 234 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,090 if you take the day, 235 00:10:42,091 --> 00:10:45,264 I'm gonna have to get the Cartwright girl to fill in... You know that. 236 00:10:45,298 --> 00:10:48,484 Oh, I'm fine. 237 00:10:48,518 --> 00:10:51,487 Okay. 238 00:10:51,521 --> 00:10:53,606 Good. 239 00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:59,161 Ladies and gentlemen... 240 00:10:59,196 --> 00:11:00,863 Marilyn is back. 241 00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:05,167 [Cheers and applause] 242 00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:08,921 - She got better that fast? - She's probably on prednisone. 243 00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:11,090 That drug is a miracle, 244 00:11:11,124 --> 00:11:12,875 if you don't mind the mood swings, insomnia, 245 00:11:12,926 --> 00:11:14,627 hair growth, hallucination, and weight gain. 246 00:11:14,661 --> 00:11:16,178 [Chuckles] 247 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:18,881 Listen, I just got a last-minute recording gig, 248 00:11:18,932 --> 00:11:21,183 but I'd booked a Bar Mitzvah for tonight. 249 00:11:21,218 --> 00:11:22,351 Can you sub for me? 250 00:11:22,386 --> 00:11:23,769 A Bar Mitzvah? 251 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:25,388 It's actually Ivy's gig. 252 00:11:25,439 --> 00:11:26,806 She gave it to me two weeks ago 253 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,224 because she was trying to save her voice. 254 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:30,476 Ivy's gig... of course. 255 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:33,613 - It pays $500. - Oh. 256 00:11:33,647 --> 00:11:36,632 All right, everyone, Let's be bad. 257 00:11:38,118 --> 00:11:41,787 Just ask Jerry. No! No! 258 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:43,906 I'm not gonna ask him to pay the maintenance 259 00:11:43,957 --> 00:11:46,542 on an apartment which is already in his name. 260 00:11:46,576 --> 00:11:48,294 He owns the place. 261 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:51,714 He can pay the maintenance without my having to beg him. 262 00:11:51,748 --> 00:11:54,000 Listen, I'll have to call you back. 263 00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:55,651 [Sighs] 264 00:11:55,686 --> 00:11:57,069 [Knock at door] 265 00:11:57,104 --> 00:11:59,555 Excuse me. Your temp is... 266 00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:01,641 Actually, I don't know where your temp is. 267 00:12:01,675 --> 00:12:03,592 What is it, Ellis? 268 00:12:03,644 --> 00:12:05,645 I just came by to let you know that rehearsals are going great. 269 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:06,729 Ivy took the prednisone. 270 00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:09,732 - She sounds awesome. - Good. 271 00:12:09,766 --> 00:12:11,684 Do you need anything else? 272 00:12:11,718 --> 00:12:13,602 Do I need anything else? 273 00:12:13,654 --> 00:12:15,972 Yeah. Do you need anything else? 274 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:23,079 Jules. 275 00:12:23,113 --> 00:12:24,747 Jules! Don't walk away. 276 00:12:24,781 --> 00:12:26,949 Break is almost over. We're about to start. 277 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,285 If you don't talk to me, I'll make a scene, 278 00:12:29,336 --> 00:12:30,536 and everyone will know. 279 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:32,154 That got your attention. 280 00:12:32,189 --> 00:12:33,923 What do you want, Michael? 281 00:12:33,957 --> 00:12:35,591 I want to see you. 282 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,510 I'm here right now. You can see me right now. 283 00:12:37,544 --> 00:12:39,378 - Alone. - That's not possible. 284 00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:42,214 - I'm not kidding. - Neither am I. 285 00:12:45,018 --> 00:12:46,852 I can't sleep, Jules. 286 00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,557 - We're back. - Okay, places. 287 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:54,777 Top of the mambo. 288 00:12:54,811 --> 00:12:57,780 [Playing mambo] 289 00:12:57,814 --> 00:13:01,484 ♪ 290 00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:07,436 Two bedrooms, 291 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,217 living room, 292 00:13:09,992 --> 00:13:11,876 dining room, 293 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:15,246 brand-new kitchen... 294 00:13:15,297 --> 00:13:18,266 83rd floor... 295 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:21,252 And a view... 296 00:13:21,286 --> 00:13:24,672 of the city. 297 00:13:24,706 --> 00:13:26,674 It's stunning. 298 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:30,478 - We are the first ones in. - How'd you swing that? 299 00:13:30,512 --> 00:13:33,431 I have access to Pam Corker's computer. 300 00:13:33,482 --> 00:13:36,017 So, technically, this isn't available yet. 301 00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:38,269 If you wanted to rent it under the table, 302 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,321 you wouldn't have to pay broker's fees. 303 00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:44,442 You boys are very clever. [Cell phone rings] 304 00:13:47,446 --> 00:13:49,197 Donny. 305 00:13:49,231 --> 00:13:52,166 Yes, the workshop is next Sunday. 306 00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:54,702 You don't want to miss it. 307 00:13:54,736 --> 00:13:57,505 Nantucket? 308 00:13:57,539 --> 00:13:59,757 At this time of year? How dreary. 309 00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:04,295 Well, Nathan Lane is coming and the Nederlanders. 310 00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:07,715 Okay, thanks. 311 00:14:07,749 --> 00:14:09,934 That, uh, didn't sound too good. 312 00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:14,305 Lemons into lemonade, Ellis. 313 00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:16,941 So how much? $10,000. 314 00:14:16,975 --> 00:14:19,477 It's actually a bargain for this place. 315 00:14:19,528 --> 00:14:20,928 I'm aware, but, uh, 316 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:24,466 maybe Pam might have something for a bit less? 317 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:25,700 In Manhattan? 318 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,786 Yes, on the island of Manhattan. 319 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,321 Slit or Mini? 320 00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:32,490 Can it be Christmas, and I get both? 321 00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:34,492 It's a Bar Mitzvah. 322 00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:36,861 Ivy's Bar Mitzvah, apparently. 323 00:14:36,895 --> 00:14:38,746 Have you actually ever been to a Bar Mitzvah? 324 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:40,881 - Have you? - I'm not hired to sing one. 325 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:42,333 Look, I used to sing at weddings 326 00:14:42,367 --> 00:14:43,968 all the time when I was home. 327 00:14:44,002 --> 00:14:46,220 The song list is pretty much the same job to job. 328 00:14:46,255 --> 00:14:48,556 - Where is this gig? - Northport. 329 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,558 What, way out on Long Island? 330 00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:52,143 Maybe I'm not Marilyn, 331 00:14:52,177 --> 00:14:54,378 ♪ but I do have a job 332 00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:56,063 ♪ it's a Bar Mitzvah 333 00:14:56,098 --> 00:14:57,898 do you even know how to get to Northport? 334 00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,735 Yeah, Long Island railroad, then a cab. 335 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,270 I prefer the Mini. 336 00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:05,806 Mm. Well, Mini it is. 337 00:15:07,526 --> 00:15:10,511 [Slow music playing] 338 00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:12,145 ♪ 339 00:15:17,619 --> 00:15:19,754 Oh, I can't concentrate. 340 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,377 I kissed Michael. 341 00:15:26,428 --> 00:15:28,379 What? 342 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:30,965 He came over the other night when Frank was out of town. 343 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:33,517 He was drunk. I tried to get rid of him. 344 00:15:33,552 --> 00:15:36,187 When we went outside to wait for the car service, 345 00:15:36,221 --> 00:15:37,788 he kissed me. 346 00:15:37,823 --> 00:15:40,725 And you kissed him back? 347 00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:43,027 Big kiss or little kiss? 348 00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:45,696 - Pretty big. - Julia. 349 00:15:45,731 --> 00:15:49,600 - He sang to me. - What did he sing? 350 00:15:49,635 --> 00:15:52,036 Donny Hathaway's A song for you. 351 00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,405 Mm. I bet he sounded amazing on that. 352 00:15:54,456 --> 00:15:56,407 I probably would have kissed him too. 353 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:59,093 Oh, you so would have. 354 00:15:59,127 --> 00:16:02,129 - But I'm not married. - Right. 355 00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:03,748 I love you. You know how much I love you. 356 00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:05,082 I do. 357 00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:07,301 You have to figure this out fast. 358 00:16:07,336 --> 00:16:10,171 You have to think about Frank... 359 00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:12,807 And Leo. 360 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,258 Too much talk about me. 361 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:17,061 Let's talk about you, okay? 362 00:16:17,095 --> 00:16:19,647 Tell me about the new guy. 363 00:16:19,681 --> 00:16:22,583 Uh, good. 364 00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:24,101 I like him. 365 00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:27,955 "Good. I like him." Simple, positive. 366 00:16:27,989 --> 00:16:30,441 He's having some people over tonight. 367 00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:32,743 Meeting his friends. 368 00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:35,146 Simple, positive, and fast. 369 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,781 Right? 370 00:16:36,832 --> 00:16:40,251 Now we're talking. [Laughter] 371 00:16:40,285 --> 00:16:43,087 Who needs a $20 Martini from the Carlyle 372 00:16:43,121 --> 00:16:46,924 when you can get a better one down here for $7? 373 00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,626 What's the name of this place anyway? 374 00:16:48,677 --> 00:16:49,794 The Bushwhack. 375 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:52,680 [Laughter] 376 00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:55,633 - That's a terrible name! - I know! 377 00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:58,519 You know, I kind of love this place... 378 00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,604 Old jukebox... 379 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:02,606 Darts! 380 00:17:02,641 --> 00:17:04,525 Mmm. 381 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:08,595 I didn't even know people played darts anymore. 382 00:17:09,865 --> 00:17:10,981 What's this? 383 00:17:11,032 --> 00:17:12,616 Oh, man, that's the best. 384 00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:14,735 - Yeah. - Big buck hunter. 385 00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:16,287 How do you play? 386 00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:18,372 [Coins rattling] 387 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,244 So I just shoot me some bucks? 388 00:17:23,278 --> 00:17:25,796 [Laughs] Step aside, boys! 389 00:17:25,831 --> 00:17:29,383 [Gunfire and country music] 390 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:38,309 [Who you are plays] 391 00:17:38,343 --> 00:17:39,943 ♪ 392 00:17:49,771 --> 00:17:54,041 ♪ I stare at my reflection in the mirror ♪ 393 00:17:57,062 --> 00:18:01,365 ♪ why am I doing this to myself? ♪ 394 00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:08,556 ♪ losing my mind on a tiny error ♪ 395 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:15,179 ♪ I nearly left the real me on the shelf ♪ 396 00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:18,015 ♪ no, no, no, no, no 397 00:18:18,049 --> 00:18:21,635 ♪ don't lose who you are 398 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:24,939 ♪ in the blur of the stars 399 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:29,059 ♪ seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing ♪ 400 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:32,313 ♪ it's okay not to be okay ♪ 401 00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:35,366 ♪ sometimes it's hard 402 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,036 ♪ to follow your heart 403 00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:40,988 ♪ tears don't mean you're losing ♪ 404 00:18:41,022 --> 00:18:43,157 ♪ everybody's bruising 405 00:18:43,191 --> 00:18:45,543 ♪ there's nothing wrong with who you are ♪ 406 00:18:45,577 --> 00:18:49,380 ♪ yes, nos, egos fake shows like whoa ♪ 407 00:18:49,414 --> 00:18:52,716 ♪ just go and leave me alone ♪ 408 00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:56,637 ♪ real talk, real life, good love, good night ♪ 409 00:18:56,671 --> 00:18:58,639 ♪ with a smile 410 00:18:58,673 --> 00:19:05,229 ♪ that's my home 411 00:19:05,263 --> 00:19:07,414 [sighs] 412 00:19:07,449 --> 00:19:09,233 It's fine. [Giggles] 413 00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:11,235 It's going to be fine. 414 00:19:11,269 --> 00:19:12,987 You sure? 415 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,588 Because if I were you, 416 00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:17,358 I wouldn't be so sure of anything. 417 00:19:24,199 --> 00:19:26,467 What the hell was that? 418 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,139 ♪ 419 00:19:45,713 --> 00:19:47,239 Hi. I'm sorry. There was no cabs. 420 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,182 I had to walk from the station in heels. 421 00:19:49,216 --> 00:19:50,383 - Are you Ivy Lynn? - Sure. 422 00:19:50,434 --> 00:19:52,719 - You better get up there. - Okay. 423 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,687 Crap. 424 00:19:54,722 --> 00:19:58,107 Crap. 425 00:19:58,142 --> 00:19:59,392 Hello. 426 00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:00,777 Um... 427 00:20:00,811 --> 00:20:02,312 Welcome to... 428 00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:06,232 Ethan's Bar Mitzvah! [Applause] 429 00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:10,086 [Sighs] 430 00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:15,959 We were in P-town last summer, just window shopping for fun. 431 00:20:15,993 --> 00:20:20,246 A house on the beach... Small, a cottage... 432 00:20:20,297 --> 00:20:22,749 - $2 million. - That's actually cheap. 433 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,552 But where are you gonna put your money now, you know? 434 00:20:25,586 --> 00:20:28,171 What can you invest in? 435 00:20:28,205 --> 00:20:29,906 Broadway musicals. 436 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:33,393 [Laughter] 437 00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:37,397 So how did you meet John? 438 00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:39,983 Our mothers set us up. 439 00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:41,985 - Alicia set you up. - Oh, stop. 440 00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:44,404 He just came out to her last year. 441 00:20:44,438 --> 00:20:47,607 [Chuckles] Last year? 442 00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:50,159 You guys having a good time, huh? 443 00:20:50,194 --> 00:20:52,946 Terrific. 444 00:20:52,997 --> 00:20:54,998 [Cell phone chimes] 445 00:20:58,535 --> 00:21:01,204 Is everything okay? 446 00:21:01,238 --> 00:21:03,790 I don't know. 447 00:21:03,841 --> 00:21:06,125 Excuse me. 448 00:21:09,013 --> 00:21:10,597 What did you see? 449 00:21:10,631 --> 00:21:13,633 I don't know, but it was really weird. 450 00:21:13,684 --> 00:21:16,686 Marilyn was in the mirror, and it was Karen. 451 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,472 Sounds like anxiety and insomnia to me. 452 00:21:19,523 --> 00:21:21,608 - Sam. - Yeah, she called me too. 453 00:21:21,642 --> 00:21:22,942 I came right over. 454 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,394 Let's get you to bed, honey. Come on. 455 00:21:24,428 --> 00:21:26,696 Really, it just freaked me out. 456 00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:29,482 And the next thing could be... oh, God. 457 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:32,318 Oh, God, you bloat up, and you grow hair. 458 00:21:32,369 --> 00:21:34,487 I'm not kidding... Like a wolfman. 459 00:21:34,538 --> 00:21:36,122 - A-woo! - Stop! 460 00:21:36,156 --> 00:21:37,957 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 461 00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:39,826 - D... - A-woo! 462 00:21:39,877 --> 00:21:41,544 I am... this is real! 463 00:21:41,578 --> 00:21:43,713 Ivy, baby, you need to calm down. 464 00:21:43,747 --> 00:21:46,049 - It's nothing. - It's not nothing. 465 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,418 Look, she's just upset, all right? 466 00:21:48,452 --> 00:21:51,387 One of the side effects can be, like, mood changes. 467 00:21:51,422 --> 00:21:54,590 I know. I've taken this drug before. 468 00:21:54,624 --> 00:21:56,893 Lie down. Come on. 469 00:21:56,927 --> 00:21:58,061 There it is. 470 00:22:01,849 --> 00:22:03,850 - What did he say? - It's a text that says, 471 00:22:03,901 --> 00:22:05,268 "might need you tomorrow. Please be discreet." 472 00:22:05,302 --> 00:22:07,070 - And Tom sent this? - Yes. 473 00:22:07,104 --> 00:22:09,272 - Did you call him? - It says "be discreet." 474 00:22:09,306 --> 00:22:11,024 If Ivy finds out, it could make her worse. 475 00:22:11,075 --> 00:22:12,608 [Whistles] What's-your-name... 476 00:22:12,642 --> 00:22:14,077 Hava nagila come on! Oh, babe, I got to go. 477 00:22:14,111 --> 00:22:15,578 Okay. 478 00:22:15,612 --> 00:22:18,581 [Band playing Hava nagila] 479 00:22:18,615 --> 00:22:21,701 ♪ 480 00:22:21,752 --> 00:22:24,754 ♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪ 481 00:22:24,788 --> 00:22:29,592 ♪ hava nagila, hava ♪ 482 00:22:29,626 --> 00:22:33,546 [Vocalizing] 483 00:22:38,936 --> 00:22:40,720 Whoo! High! 484 00:22:44,274 --> 00:22:45,744 Ugh. 485 00:22:48,178 --> 00:22:50,947 This scene's a mess. [Sighs] 486 00:22:54,651 --> 00:22:57,570 What are these? These are wild. 487 00:22:57,621 --> 00:23:00,790 Periodic table flash cards. 488 00:23:00,824 --> 00:23:03,242 There is such a thing? [Chuckles] 489 00:23:03,293 --> 00:23:06,129 Wow, look at this one. 490 00:23:06,163 --> 00:23:09,365 Bismuth... That's actually my favorite. 491 00:23:11,668 --> 00:23:14,837 I love that you have a favorite element. 492 00:23:14,871 --> 00:23:17,090 [Telephone rings] 493 00:23:17,141 --> 00:23:18,641 Hello? 494 00:23:18,675 --> 00:23:20,143 Hey, Michael. 495 00:23:20,177 --> 00:23:21,928 How are you? 496 00:23:21,979 --> 00:23:24,497 We're good. Leo's great. 497 00:23:24,531 --> 00:23:25,932 Congratulations. 498 00:23:25,983 --> 00:23:27,917 When Julia told me that you were DiMaggio, 499 00:23:27,951 --> 00:23:31,571 I thought, "perfect." 500 00:23:31,605 --> 00:23:35,591 Well, come over for a beer sometime. 501 00:23:35,626 --> 00:23:38,394 What can I do for you? 502 00:23:43,233 --> 00:23:45,668 What are you doing calling me at home? 503 00:23:45,702 --> 00:23:47,837 Because you won't talk to me otherwise. 504 00:23:47,871 --> 00:23:50,490 You cannot do this. 505 00:23:50,524 --> 00:23:53,676 I have to see you... alone. 506 00:23:53,710 --> 00:23:56,796 [Sighs] This is no joke, Jules. 507 00:23:56,847 --> 00:23:59,182 I won't. 508 00:23:59,216 --> 00:24:00,683 I'm going to the rehearsal space at 10:00. 509 00:24:00,717 --> 00:24:01,968 It'll be locked. 510 00:24:02,019 --> 00:24:04,187 Trust me, I'll get us in. 511 00:24:04,221 --> 00:24:05,638 Artie wants a story from daddy. 512 00:24:05,689 --> 00:24:07,523 I'm talking to my sister. 513 00:24:07,558 --> 00:24:10,359 Sorry, Suse. I got to go. 514 00:24:14,715 --> 00:24:16,149 You want me to call Derek? 515 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,785 No. No, no. [Chuckles] 516 00:24:18,819 --> 00:24:22,038 You know what? You guys are the best. 517 00:24:22,072 --> 00:24:23,790 Hey, where's your TV, Ive? 518 00:24:23,824 --> 00:24:26,209 Oh, it's over there under that pile of clothes. 519 00:24:26,243 --> 00:24:28,911 Oh, you want to watch a movie? 520 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:30,213 What do you have? 521 00:24:30,247 --> 00:24:31,831 Are we sick of Marilyn? 522 00:24:31,882 --> 00:24:34,167 Actually, there's a rangers game on. 523 00:24:34,218 --> 00:24:35,818 Oh, yeah? 524 00:24:35,853 --> 00:24:38,805 What's a ranger? 525 00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:42,625 Okay, I'm gonna go make you some tea. 526 00:24:45,028 --> 00:24:48,064 Where did you find him? 527 00:24:48,098 --> 00:24:49,849 Like three feet away. 528 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,751 I'm sorry, but you really are 529 00:24:51,785 --> 00:24:53,536 the straightest chorus boy I ever met. 530 00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:55,438 - You think I'm straight? - You're not straight? 531 00:24:55,472 --> 00:24:58,908 I didn't say that. 532 00:24:58,942 --> 00:25:02,245 I interrupted your date. Was it fun? 533 00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:04,413 It was a cocktail party with his friends. 534 00:25:04,448 --> 00:25:06,666 Ooh, it sounds hideous. 535 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:10,203 [Laughs] It was, actually. 536 00:25:10,237 --> 00:25:12,872 His furniture is upscale minimalist. 537 00:25:12,906 --> 00:25:16,042 - Blech. - I know. 538 00:25:16,093 --> 00:25:19,545 [Giggles] 539 00:25:19,596 --> 00:25:22,515 [Band playing jazzy music] 540 00:25:22,549 --> 00:25:24,149 ♪ 541 00:25:32,643 --> 00:25:33,809 [Scattered applause] 542 00:25:33,843 --> 00:25:35,127 All right, fellas, last song. 543 00:25:35,162 --> 00:25:36,562 Thank God. 544 00:25:36,613 --> 00:25:38,564 You been checking that thing all night. 545 00:25:38,615 --> 00:25:40,066 You got boyfriend problems? 546 00:25:40,117 --> 00:25:41,317 Just making sure it still works. 547 00:25:41,351 --> 00:25:42,368 Okay, you clowns, um, I get one. 548 00:25:42,402 --> 00:25:43,786 Let's do Shake it out. 549 00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:46,789 It's on the list, so just follow me. 550 00:25:46,823 --> 00:25:49,075 [Florence and the Machine's Shake it out] 551 00:25:49,126 --> 00:25:53,296 ♪ Regrets collect like old friends ♪ 552 00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:57,383 ♪ here to relive your darkest moments ♪ 553 00:25:57,417 --> 00:26:02,088 ♪ I can see no way, I can see no way ♪ 554 00:26:02,139 --> 00:26:06,559 ♪ and all of the ghouls come out to play ♪ 555 00:26:06,593 --> 00:26:11,597 ♪ and every demon wants his pound of flesh ♪ 556 00:26:11,648 --> 00:26:15,601 ♪ but I like to keep some things to myself ♪ 557 00:26:15,652 --> 00:26:20,106 ♪ I like to keep my issues strong ♪ 558 00:26:20,157 --> 00:26:23,576 ♪ It's always darkest before the dawn ♪ 559 00:26:23,610 --> 00:26:25,611 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 560 00:26:25,662 --> 00:26:27,163 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 561 00:26:27,197 --> 00:26:28,497 ♪ oh, whoa 562 00:26:28,532 --> 00:26:30,116 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 563 00:26:30,167 --> 00:26:32,835 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 564 00:26:32,869 --> 00:26:36,088 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 565 00:26:36,123 --> 00:26:38,124 ♪ so shake him off 566 00:26:38,175 --> 00:26:41,928 ♪ oh, whoa 567 00:26:41,962 --> 00:26:46,766 ♪ I am done with my graceless heart ♪ 568 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:51,304 ♪ so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart ♪ 569 00:26:51,355 --> 00:26:55,808 ♪ 'cause I like to keep my issues strong ♪ 570 00:26:55,859 --> 00:26:59,645 ♪ 'cause it's always darkest before the dawn ♪ 571 00:26:59,696 --> 00:27:01,063 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 572 00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:02,481 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 573 00:27:02,532 --> 00:27:04,150 ♪ oh, whoa 574 00:27:04,201 --> 00:27:05,701 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 575 00:27:05,736 --> 00:27:08,871 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 576 00:27:08,905 --> 00:27:11,874 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 577 00:27:11,908 --> 00:27:13,960 ♪ so shake him off 578 00:27:13,994 --> 00:27:17,163 ♪ oh, whoa 579 00:27:17,214 --> 00:27:21,801 ♪ and I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't ♪ 580 00:27:21,835 --> 00:27:23,803 ♪ so here's to drinks in the dark ♪ 581 00:27:23,837 --> 00:27:26,555 ♪ at the end of the road 582 00:27:26,590 --> 00:27:30,726 ♪ and I'm ready to suffer, and I'm ready to hope ♪ 583 00:27:30,761 --> 00:27:34,513 ♪ so it's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat ♪ 584 00:27:34,564 --> 00:27:39,568 ♪ 'cause looking for heaven for the devil in me ♪ 585 00:27:39,603 --> 00:27:43,356 ♪ looking for heaven for the devil in me ♪ 586 00:27:43,407 --> 00:27:47,076 ♪ but what the hell? 587 00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:51,914 ♪ I'm gonna let it happen to me ♪ 588 00:27:51,948 --> 00:27:53,249 ♪ yeah 589 00:27:53,283 --> 00:27:54,867 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 590 00:27:54,918 --> 00:27:56,502 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 591 00:27:56,536 --> 00:27:57,837 ♪ oh, whoa 592 00:27:57,871 --> 00:27:59,338 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 593 00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:01,874 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 594 00:28:01,925 --> 00:28:05,461 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 595 00:28:05,495 --> 00:28:07,680 ♪ so shake him off 596 00:28:07,714 --> 00:28:11,017 ♪ oh, whoa 597 00:28:11,051 --> 00:28:14,020 [vocalizing] 598 00:28:14,054 --> 00:28:17,473 ♪ 599 00:28:17,507 --> 00:28:23,479 ♪ ooh, yeah 600 00:28:23,513 --> 00:28:27,533 ♪ shake it off 601 00:28:27,567 --> 00:28:30,069 ♪ oh, oh 602 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,038 [cheers and applause] 603 00:28:32,072 --> 00:28:34,290 Good job, guys. Thank you. 604 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:49,028 [Sighs deeply] 605 00:28:49,063 --> 00:28:50,948 You okay? 606 00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:54,067 Yeah, my shoulders hurt. 607 00:28:54,118 --> 00:28:56,570 It's just stress. 608 00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:02,042 I'm gonna go for a walk. 609 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:04,961 Sometimes that... [Clears throat] 610 00:29:04,996 --> 00:29:08,465 Helps me, uh, clear my head. 611 00:29:10,168 --> 00:29:11,384 So I'm just gonna, um... 612 00:29:11,419 --> 00:29:12,969 Go for a walk and figure it out. 613 00:29:13,004 --> 00:29:15,371 Don't stay out too late. 614 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,598 Chicken again, boys. What a surprise. 615 00:29:24,649 --> 00:29:27,350 - [Laughs] - Hey, guys. 616 00:29:27,384 --> 00:29:29,653 You're not Ivy, are you? 617 00:29:29,687 --> 00:29:31,655 Um, no. 618 00:29:31,689 --> 00:29:33,190 I'm Karen Cartwright. 619 00:29:33,224 --> 00:29:35,408 You ever been to a Bar Mitzvah before, Karen? 620 00:29:35,443 --> 00:29:37,827 No, I'm really sorry. 621 00:29:37,862 --> 00:29:41,414 A friend of mine wants you to call him tomorrow. 622 00:29:41,449 --> 00:29:44,935 Thanks, guys. 623 00:29:44,969 --> 00:29:48,404 [Phone vibrates] 624 00:30:00,351 --> 00:30:03,370 You got the security guard to unlock the door. 625 00:30:03,404 --> 00:30:05,822 I told you I would. 626 00:30:09,193 --> 00:30:11,645 Look... 627 00:30:14,699 --> 00:30:18,952 You cannot call me at home. You cannot text me at home. 628 00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:21,871 You cannot ever again show up at my home. 629 00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:25,508 I know. 630 00:30:25,543 --> 00:30:27,978 I should have never let them cast you. 631 00:30:28,012 --> 00:30:31,414 Come on, I'm pretty good in this. 632 00:30:31,449 --> 00:30:33,300 You shouldn't have taken the part. 633 00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:35,502 I'm an actor. 634 00:30:35,553 --> 00:30:37,637 Don't offer me the part if you don't want me to take it. 635 00:30:37,672 --> 00:30:40,006 It was five years ago. I thought we could handle it. 636 00:30:40,057 --> 00:30:42,392 Yeah, so did I. 637 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:44,311 We were both wrong. 638 00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:48,932 Okay, um, you are married with a child. 639 00:30:48,966 --> 00:30:51,167 I have Leo and Frank, and... 640 00:30:51,202 --> 00:30:53,520 - And here we are. - And we can't... 641 00:30:53,571 --> 00:30:55,772 Jules, why are you here if you don't want to be here? 642 00:30:55,806 --> 00:30:59,659 To get through to you. 643 00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:01,845 - You got through. - Okay, no. 644 00:31:01,879 --> 00:31:04,631 I can't think if you... If you touch me. 645 00:31:04,682 --> 00:31:07,634 I can't think even if we don't. 646 00:31:11,222 --> 00:31:13,690 How about we... 647 00:31:13,724 --> 00:31:16,426 Just look? 648 00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:24,517 I so want to see you. 649 00:31:26,771 --> 00:31:30,323 I'll only touch your shirt... 650 00:31:33,661 --> 00:31:35,662 Like this. 651 00:32:14,118 --> 00:32:16,319 You want me to...? 652 00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:33,520 You're more beautiful. 653 00:32:35,339 --> 00:32:38,174 Me? 654 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,676 You... 655 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:43,480 - Michael. - No one has to know. 656 00:33:14,879 --> 00:33:16,930 You want me to stop? 657 00:33:16,964 --> 00:33:19,582 No. 658 00:33:26,685 --> 00:33:28,105 ♪ 659 00:33:41,679 --> 00:33:43,779 Think your friend will be okay? 660 00:33:44,182 --> 00:33:46,900 - Seems like it. - Good. 661 00:33:46,935 --> 00:33:49,603 Well, my friends liked you a lot. 662 00:33:49,654 --> 00:33:51,905 [Chuckles] I was only there three minutes. 663 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:55,742 Mm, they found that very reassuring. 664 00:33:55,777 --> 00:33:57,361 They thought I was moving much too fast, 665 00:33:57,395 --> 00:33:58,996 introducing everyone to each other. 666 00:33:59,030 --> 00:34:00,914 [Chuckles] 667 00:34:00,949 --> 00:34:02,833 What? 668 00:34:02,867 --> 00:34:04,918 Look, I have to ask this. 669 00:34:04,953 --> 00:34:09,289 Did you just come out to your mother last year? 670 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:11,792 Aaron told you that. 671 00:34:11,843 --> 00:34:14,211 - What a jerk. - No. 672 00:34:14,245 --> 00:34:15,929 No, he's a total jerk. 673 00:34:15,964 --> 00:34:18,182 I did come out to my mother last year. 674 00:34:18,216 --> 00:34:21,275 I also came out to her when I was 8 675 00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:22,936 and when I was 12 676 00:34:22,971 --> 00:34:26,607 and when I was 23 and last year. 677 00:34:26,641 --> 00:34:29,393 And don't get me wrong. You'll love my mother. 678 00:34:29,427 --> 00:34:31,311 She's really nice, just... 679 00:34:31,362 --> 00:34:34,615 A little hard of hearing. 680 00:34:34,649 --> 00:34:36,984 Got it. 681 00:34:43,575 --> 00:34:45,159 - Hey. - Hey. 682 00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:47,978 - How's the voice today? - "The voice"? 683 00:34:48,012 --> 00:34:50,130 The voice is fine. 684 00:34:50,165 --> 00:34:51,381 Terrific. 685 00:34:51,416 --> 00:34:54,551 Do you want to know how I am? 686 00:34:54,586 --> 00:34:57,337 - Sure. - I'm fine. 687 00:34:57,388 --> 00:35:00,140 Tom and Sam came by and took care of me. 688 00:35:00,175 --> 00:35:03,343 They were worried about me, because they love me. 689 00:35:03,394 --> 00:35:05,646 And now you're feeling better, yes? 690 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,599 Yes, I am. 691 00:35:11,469 --> 00:35:13,237 Wonderful. 692 00:35:22,313 --> 00:35:24,665 Karen... 693 00:35:24,699 --> 00:35:26,366 Sorry about the confusing texts. 694 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:27,784 Oh, I'm just glad you thought of me. 695 00:35:27,818 --> 00:35:29,419 - Thanks. - Great. 696 00:35:29,454 --> 00:35:34,091 Oh, and if anything else happens, I'm ready. 697 00:35:34,125 --> 00:35:35,175 Karen... 698 00:35:35,210 --> 00:35:37,878 So how'd it go? 699 00:35:37,929 --> 00:35:40,180 Maybe I'm not cut out for Bar Mitzvahs. 700 00:35:40,215 --> 00:35:42,849 Did you at least get a good tip? 701 00:35:42,884 --> 00:35:45,135 Uh... 702 00:35:45,169 --> 00:35:47,221 Oh, well. 703 00:35:47,272 --> 00:35:49,306 Oh, well. Holy cow! 704 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:50,941 - Holy moly! - What? 705 00:35:50,975 --> 00:35:53,560 I gave you that gig, and Bobby Raskin was there? 706 00:35:53,611 --> 00:35:55,195 Who? 707 00:35:55,230 --> 00:35:57,531 Bobby Raskin was at the Bar Mitzvah you gave me. 708 00:35:57,565 --> 00:36:00,117 - And you gave it to her? - Who's Bobby Raskin? 709 00:36:00,151 --> 00:36:01,568 Bobby Raskin? 710 00:36:01,619 --> 00:36:03,203 Ugh! You're from Iowa. 711 00:36:03,238 --> 00:36:06,406 He's big. He's like Tommy Mottola. 712 00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:08,909 And don't say, "who's Tommy Mottola?" 713 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,113 [Loud thud] 714 00:36:12,964 --> 00:36:14,298 You okay? 715 00:36:14,332 --> 00:36:16,917 That chick really gets on my nerves. 716 00:36:16,968 --> 00:36:19,052 Why didn't I just have her fired the first day? 717 00:36:19,087 --> 00:36:21,255 Marilyn would have! 718 00:36:22,090 --> 00:36:24,224 What was that for? 719 00:36:24,259 --> 00:36:26,260 'Cause you're awesome. 720 00:36:28,813 --> 00:36:32,149 Uh, hi. Hello. Is this Mr. Raskin's office? 721 00:36:32,183 --> 00:36:35,485 I'm Karen Cartwright. He asked that I call him? 722 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,187 - Hi. - Hi. 723 00:36:37,221 --> 00:36:39,106 How are you? 724 00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:41,825 Uh... 725 00:36:41,859 --> 00:36:43,910 Good. 726 00:36:43,945 --> 00:36:45,646 You? 727 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,631 Great. 728 00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:53,537 I think we're about to start. 729 00:36:53,571 --> 00:36:56,456 - And we're in. - All right, everyone... 730 00:36:56,507 --> 00:37:00,794 Our esteemed lyricist has finally finished the verses 731 00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:02,629 for History is made at night. 732 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,965 Since we're six days away from an invited audience, 733 00:37:05,016 --> 00:37:06,450 I'd like to work quickly. 734 00:37:06,484 --> 00:37:08,185 So let's try it with the original staging 735 00:37:08,219 --> 00:37:09,636 and see if it fits the new words. 736 00:37:09,687 --> 00:37:11,772 Places for the second verse, please. 737 00:37:11,806 --> 00:37:14,107 Uh, and if you guys could try it without the pages, 738 00:37:14,142 --> 00:37:15,108 that would be super. 739 00:37:15,143 --> 00:37:17,110 - Uh... - Just do it. 740 00:37:17,145 --> 00:37:18,228 No, no, no. I got it. 741 00:37:18,262 --> 00:37:21,565 - Great. - All right, then. 742 00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:33,043 [Piano playing History is made at night] 743 00:37:33,077 --> 00:37:34,911 [Ensemble doo-wop vocalizing] 744 00:37:34,945 --> 00:37:38,382 ♪ I see the questions burning in your eyes ♪ 745 00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:42,219 ♪ or is it just reflections ♪ 746 00:37:42,253 --> 00:37:43,587 ♪ mm 747 00:37:43,621 --> 00:37:46,890 ♪ of the stars high above you? ♪ 748 00:37:46,924 --> 00:37:52,479 ♪ Oh, I'm just your student, and I hope you won't be shy ♪ 749 00:37:52,513 --> 00:37:55,816 ♪ please make corrections 750 00:37:55,850 --> 00:38:00,737 ♪ yeah, on the sweetest way to love you ♪ 751 00:38:00,772 --> 00:38:03,106 ♪ Come and sit close... Whisper close ♪ 752 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:05,909 ♪ tell me just when to say when ♪ 753 00:38:05,943 --> 00:38:08,195 ♪ Then we'll sleep through the day ♪ 754 00:38:08,246 --> 00:38:09,863 ♪ Then whenever you say 755 00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:11,865 ♪ that's when school begins again ♪ 756 00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:16,253 ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 757 00:38:16,287 --> 00:38:19,256 ♪ so close the books, turn off the light ♪ 758 00:38:19,290 --> 00:38:22,175 ♪ and listen 759 00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:26,380 ♪ let my heart be the teacher ♪ 760 00:38:26,431 --> 00:38:28,715 ♪ no one here to disapprove 761 00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:34,938 ♪ as we review the lessons you've been missin' ♪ 762 00:38:34,972 --> 00:38:42,479 ♪ let the moon be our only light ♪ 763 00:38:42,513 --> 00:38:47,534 ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 764 00:38:47,568 --> 00:38:48,902 [Ensemble vocalizing] 765 00:38:48,953 --> 00:38:50,904 ♪ Come here 766 00:38:50,938 --> 00:38:52,789 ♪ oh, oh, yeah 767 00:38:52,824 --> 00:38:56,126 ♪ someday they'll write lots of books ♪ 768 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:58,628 ♪ about our fame and glory 769 00:38:58,663 --> 00:39:02,215 ♪ but if all their reports are just movies and sports ♪ 770 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:05,669 Both: ♪ They'll be missin' the whole story ♪ 771 00:39:05,703 --> 00:39:09,339 All: ♪ Missin' the whole story 772 00:39:09,373 --> 00:39:11,892 both: ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 773 00:39:11,926 --> 00:39:14,895 ♪ so close the books, turn off the light ♪ 774 00:39:14,929 --> 00:39:17,397 ♪ and listen 775 00:39:17,432 --> 00:39:19,683 [music stops, laughter] 776 00:39:19,717 --> 00:39:22,519 Oh, for crying out loud! 777 00:39:22,553 --> 00:39:24,821 Is it too much to ask for a moment of professionalism? 778 00:39:24,856 --> 00:39:26,356 Sorry. 779 00:39:26,390 --> 00:39:27,908 [Chuckles mockingly] "Sorry" doesn't help me. 780 00:39:27,942 --> 00:39:29,826 I need something that vaguely resembles sex. 781 00:39:29,861 --> 00:39:33,413 Could we try that today with our Marilyn, please? 782 00:39:33,448 --> 00:39:36,266 I can do sex. 783 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:39,586 Then I'd like to see it. 784 00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:42,322 And by the way, I'd love it if you were singing at the same time. 785 00:39:42,356 --> 00:39:44,174 Let's take it from the bridge, please. 786 00:39:44,208 --> 00:39:47,878 Hey, uh, while we're stopped, I have a thought. 787 00:39:47,912 --> 00:39:50,430 Maybe you could give me notes 788 00:39:50,465 --> 00:39:53,450 without publicly humiliating me at the same time. 789 00:39:53,484 --> 00:39:55,435 Oh, great. 790 00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:59,022 Oh, and maybe... maybe you could remember that artists 791 00:39:59,056 --> 00:40:02,476 are not football players who can take endless abuse 792 00:40:02,527 --> 00:40:04,110 and still do their jobs! 793 00:40:04,145 --> 00:40:05,445 Okay. 794 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,731 Miss Monroe is having a moment. 795 00:40:07,765 --> 00:40:11,368 Oh! Well, maybe a different miss Monroe could do it better. 796 00:40:11,402 --> 00:40:13,153 Miss Cartwright? 797 00:40:13,204 --> 00:40:16,206 Maybe you could take a crack at it. 798 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:18,859 - Let's take a ten. - Um, no, seriously, Derek... 799 00:40:18,893 --> 00:40:20,794 We should have given them more time with the lyrics. 800 00:40:20,828 --> 00:40:22,546 I don't need more time with the lyrics! 801 00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:23,797 You know what I need? 802 00:40:23,831 --> 00:40:25,815 I need to stop sleeping with men 803 00:40:25,850 --> 00:40:28,885 who are complete narcissistic pricks! 804 00:40:30,888 --> 00:40:33,673 Oh, and you're not that good-looking! 805 00:40:33,724 --> 00:40:36,927 And you're not that good in bed either! 806 00:40:40,765 --> 00:40:43,751 It's just a side effect from the steroids. 807 00:40:47,021 --> 00:40:50,524 [Crying] 808 00:40:57,949 --> 00:41:00,083 [Exhales sharply] 809 00:41:00,117 --> 00:41:02,285 You all right? 810 00:41:02,319 --> 00:41:04,371 Yeah, I will be. 811 00:41:07,124 --> 00:41:10,961 [Both laughing] 812 00:41:16,384 --> 00:41:19,686 Well, that was quite a bit of unscripted drama today. 813 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,137 I probably shouldn't say anything, 814 00:41:21,171 --> 00:41:22,556 but I rather enjoyed it. 815 00:41:22,607 --> 00:41:24,274 Ralph! There you are! 816 00:41:24,308 --> 00:41:27,394 You found the Bushwhack! 817 00:41:27,445 --> 00:41:28,979 This is Ellis and Zach. 818 00:41:29,013 --> 00:41:32,365 Ralph Masius, my favorite Broadway producer. 819 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,618 - Hi. - Hey. 820 00:41:34,652 --> 00:41:35,869 Hello. Could we, uh, have four 821 00:41:35,903 --> 00:41:37,787 of your delicious Martinis, please? 822 00:41:37,822 --> 00:41:39,406 Done. 823 00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:40,957 Best drink in town, I swear. 824 00:41:40,992 --> 00:41:42,993 - I'm not fancy. - I am. 825 00:41:43,027 --> 00:41:44,544 The Nederlanders are coming. 826 00:41:44,579 --> 00:41:46,546 David stone, Jeffrey finn... 827 00:41:46,581 --> 00:41:48,632 The list is incredibly impressive. 828 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:50,133 - Show him the list, Ellis. - No need. 829 00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:52,752 - Put me on it. - Put him on the list, Ellis. 830 00:41:52,803 --> 00:41:54,754 Is that the reason why we're celebrating? 831 00:41:54,805 --> 00:41:56,923 Well, that and a couple of other things. 832 00:41:56,958 --> 00:41:59,566 I just landed a beautiful, luxury, 833 00:41:59,567 --> 00:42:01,294 two-bedroom apartment... 834 00:42:01,295 --> 00:42:03,597 Top floor at a basement price. 835 00:42:03,648 --> 00:42:05,432 - Awesome! - What neighborhood? 836 00:42:05,483 --> 00:42:07,100 The Lower East Side, boys. 837 00:42:07,151 --> 00:42:10,654 I, um, have a nephew who has a nice building. 838 00:42:10,688 --> 00:42:12,572 [Laughs] 839 00:42:12,607 --> 00:42:14,190 Cheers, everybody! 840 00:42:14,224 --> 00:42:16,610 - Here's to change! - I'm down with that. 841 00:42:16,661 --> 00:42:19,446 - Mmm! - Not bad. 842 00:42:19,497 --> 00:42:22,248 How's your big buck hunter,Ralph? 843 00:42:22,283 --> 00:42:24,367 Buck what-er? [Laughter] 844 00:42:24,401 --> 00:42:28,755 Come on, follow me. I'm taking you all on. 845 00:42:28,789 --> 00:42:31,875 Oh, we'd like four more Martinis, please. 846 00:42:31,909 --> 00:42:34,995 Five... 847 00:42:35,029 --> 00:42:37,964 One for you. 848 00:42:38,015 --> 00:42:40,818 [Coins rattling] 849 00:42:42,053 --> 00:42:43,803 Watch out, now. 850 00:42:43,854 --> 00:42:46,255 It's my turn. 851 00:42:46,919 --> 00:42:50,419 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com