1 00:00:00,654 --> 00:00:02,503 Previously on Smash... 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,130 Let's be bad. 3 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:07,800 - Am I late? - No, Karen was early. 4 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,885 I'm pretty good with a computer, 5 00:00:10,051 --> 00:00:11,554 if you need some help. 6 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,848 - What are the charges? - Loitering for drugs. 7 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:15,975 When you hear the things... 8 00:00:16,233 --> 00:00:18,519 You humiliate me when you're not ignoring me! 9 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:22,440 I have a pretty clear sense of what I bring to the party. 10 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,900 - I'm Tom. - I'm Sam. 11 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:27,653 Well, I know what I bring to the party. 12 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,517 Some like it hot, and that ain't bad 13 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:39,373 her smile and your fantasies play a duet 14 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,341 that will make you forget where you 15 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:51,226 You okay? 16 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:54,863 Absolutely. 17 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,982 Do you want some coffee? 18 00:00:57,107 --> 00:00:58,726 What time is it? 19 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,107 $7 million? 20 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:08,060 That's not a lot for a musical these days. 21 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:10,245 Well, if you want to give me $15 million, Ralph, 22 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,363 I won't say no. 23 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:13,915 Well, you'll need it to get to Broadway. 24 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,251 Well, actually, we're just looking at a workshop 25 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:17,578 and an out-of-town tryout. 26 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,588 - And after that? - Ralph! 27 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:20,839 You called me, remember? 28 00:01:20,964 --> 00:01:22,257 You called me up and asked me 29 00:01:22,382 --> 00:01:24,001 if you could come over and talk to me. 30 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,045 Now you're playing hard to get. 31 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:29,348 Why are you here if you're not interested? 32 00:01:29,473 --> 00:01:32,093 - When's the workshop? - A week from Sunday. 33 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,178 Okay. 34 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:37,389 I'm not saying I'm interested, but I am intrigued. 35 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:42,861 22b comes after 18, replace 21 with 19. 36 00:01:42,986 --> 00:01:45,447 No, I have 12 replacing 21. 37 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,149 That was last week. Don't confuse her. 38 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:49,201 When do they stop changing everything? 39 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:51,293 Five seconds before the performance. 40 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:56,909 All right, if we put the fox number here 41 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:00,287 and then we put the Johnny Hyde scene here 44 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,720 it will heighten the progression. 45 00:02:08,845 --> 00:02:10,965 My God, this isn't a high-school science project, 46 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,758 - it's a bloody musical! - No, it's a workshop! 47 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,301 A first workshop! 48 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,061 And people are coming to see it! 49 00:02:16,186 --> 00:02:17,346 Could we dial this down? 50 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,564 Look, there is no discernible story, 51 00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:21,950 linear or otherwise, between pages 7 and 32. 52 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,785 That's not a gap. That is a black hole. 53 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,654 And if you don't fix it this week, 54 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:27,789 we're all going to get sucked into its tidal force, 55 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:31,076 and all we'll be left with is "Marilyn the red dwarf." 56 00:02:31,201 --> 00:02:32,911 Okay, look, there's been a really crazy situation 57 00:02:33,036 --> 00:02:34,947 at home, okay? My husband has been out of town. 58 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,465 My son has gotten into some trouble, 59 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,250 and I've had to be there for him. 60 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:39,743 That is great, Julia. 61 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:43,037 I am thrilled to hear your oh-so-sad story, 62 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:45,583 but this workshop goes up in front of an audience in a week. 63 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,976 Tom here has written a beautiful melody, 64 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:49,678 but check it out... 65 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,756 The lyrics are half finished. Whole song... 66 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,682 - Half the lyrics! - Tom, it's okay. 67 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,934 No, it might be okay for you, but it's not okay for me. 68 00:02:56,059 --> 00:02:58,429 He is not using me or my music as a club 69 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,839 with which to bludgeon my writing partner! 70 00:03:00,964 --> 00:03:03,058 Got it? 71 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,004 It's okay. It always gets a little tense 72 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,456 with a new musical. 73 00:03:17,581 --> 00:03:19,124 No, not that. It's my credit card bill. 74 00:03:19,249 --> 00:03:22,627 - It's bad? - $326.38. 75 00:03:22,752 --> 00:03:24,078 You're kidding. 76 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:25,797 - You're kidding, right? - Can I see that? 77 00:03:25,922 --> 00:03:27,466 I don't think I've ever seen one this low before. 78 00:03:27,591 --> 00:03:28,917 Have you ever seen one this low? 79 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,135 My God. 80 00:03:30,260 --> 00:03:31,520 I would be singing and dancing 81 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,355 if I had a credit card bill this low. 82 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,023 You're singing and dancing anyway. 83 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,592 - Shut up! - Get out of my head. 84 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:40,346 Her smile and your fantasies play a duet 85 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,697 that will make you forget... 86 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:45,367 Everything okay in here? 87 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:49,495 - Terrific. - They're ready to start. 88 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,236 Ellis, what can I do for you? 89 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:58,447 Derek is mad because Julia didn't finish a song, 90 00:03:58,613 --> 00:03:59,948 and then Tom and Julia and Derek 91 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,416 got into a huge fight over the script, 92 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,035 and Tom stormed out of rehearsal. 93 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:04,995 I just thought you might like to know. 94 00:04:05,161 --> 00:04:07,289 Yes, I might like to know that. 95 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,926 Where are you going? 96 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,602 To rehearsal. 97 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:20,936 Her smile and your fantasies 98 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,522 play a duet 99 00:04:23,647 --> 00:04:28,033 that will make you forget where you 100 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,131 Sorry. Sorry. 101 00:04:33,256 --> 00:04:35,776 - I'm so sorry. - You okay? 102 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,904 Can we just start it at the end of the bridge? 103 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,165 Forget what used to be 104 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,585 The past is on the cutting-room floor 105 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,172 the future 106 00:04:56,338 --> 00:05:00,341 is here with me 107 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:03,929 Choose me! 108 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,893 SMASH S01 Ep06 - Chemistry 109 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:33,461 One, two, three, for, five, that's it. 110 00:05:33,586 --> 00:05:35,463 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 111 00:05:35,588 --> 00:05:38,499 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 112 00:05:38,624 --> 00:05:41,300 Yeah, well done, guys. Let's call it a day. 113 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,221 Check over your scripts, please, get a good night's sleep, 114 00:05:43,346 --> 00:05:47,116 and no one get so much as a cold from now on. 115 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,268 - Good night. - Good night. 116 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:54,106 Shoot. 117 00:06:01,017 --> 00:06:03,394 Listen, I've been having some problems 118 00:06:03,519 --> 00:06:05,282 with the whole transition to the breakup scene. 119 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,493 We can talk about it tomorrow. 120 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:09,120 I don't want to take up rehearsal time. 121 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,538 Could I call you tonight, 122 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,124 or maybe even right now we could grab a coffee? 123 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:15,626 Tomorrow would be best. 124 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:18,003 Okay. 125 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,464 Did you talk to her? 126 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:21,933 According to the doctor, 127 00:06:22,058 --> 00:06:24,677 her throat is inflamed but not infected. 128 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:26,804 - There are no nodules or polyps. - Did he give her a steroid? 129 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:28,505 She has some prednisone, yes, 130 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:30,141 but she's hypersensitive to drugs, 131 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,675 so it's not necessarily her best first option. 132 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,611 So what are her other options? 133 00:06:33,736 --> 00:06:35,312 She's gonna try vocal rest for the night. 134 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:38,002 - Okay, what are our options? - Can we postpone? 135 00:06:38,127 --> 00:06:39,775 - Well, that'd be difficult. - How difficult? 136 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,519 Well, a lot of our investors already have it on their schedules. 137 00:06:42,644 --> 00:06:44,488 If we postpone, it sends the wrong message. 138 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:47,059 Okay, what about our other Marilyn? Can she do it? 139 00:06:47,184 --> 00:06:47,858 Hang on! 140 00:06:47,983 --> 00:06:49,493 Yeah, I'd love to hang on, but I've just found out 141 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:50,744 I've got to do an entire workshop 142 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,246 about Marilyn Monroe with no Marilyn. 143 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,373 - For a day, maybe! - I'm sorry. 144 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:55,791 I wasn't aware I had an extra day. 145 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,668 Can Karen do it, Julia? 146 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:58,919 Can she learn the role in a week? 147 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,537 - I don't know. - Stop it. 148 00:07:00,662 --> 00:07:01,922 And by the way, don't you dare 149 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,132 breathe a word about this to Ivy. 150 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:05,634 Stress plays a huge part in all of this. 151 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:06,927 You've already been leaning on her too hard. 152 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:08,846 If she finds out you want to replace her, 153 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:11,015 it'll make it much worse. 154 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,150 A leading lady with vocal problems... 155 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:15,227 No one believes that even when it's true! 156 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,445 Yep. 157 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,610 So what did he say? 158 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,612 It's inflamed. 159 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:26,322 Strained more than anything. 160 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,332 It's stress. 161 00:07:28,457 --> 00:07:31,385 He gave you prednisone, right? 162 00:07:31,510 --> 00:07:34,405 Well, that's good. That stuff is a miracle worker. 163 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:36,582 Well, there are a lot of bad side effects. 164 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:40,344 Darling, you work in musical theater. 165 00:07:40,469 --> 00:07:43,130 There are lots of terrible side effects... 166 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,582 Bankruptcy, alcoholism... 167 00:07:45,707 --> 00:07:47,351 Insanity. 168 00:07:47,476 --> 00:07:49,011 Don't make me laugh. 169 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,388 Look, everybody uses the stuff... don't worry about it. 170 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:54,308 If it helps, it's worth it. 171 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,811 Look, I have to go work on tomorrow's schedule. 172 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,195 If you can't do it, we'll have to get 173 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,197 the Cartwright girl to fill in, okay? 174 00:08:00,322 --> 00:08:03,324 I can't just waste the day. 175 00:08:24,513 --> 00:08:26,090 Would you have to learn the dances? 176 00:08:26,215 --> 00:08:28,059 - I don't know yet. - Can you ask? 177 00:08:28,184 --> 00:08:30,227 Not until they ask me. 178 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,920 They better do it fast. 179 00:08:34,857 --> 00:08:37,685 You know what? 180 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,272 I can do this. 181 00:09:01,951 --> 00:09:02,835 Mom. 182 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,879 Mom! 183 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:10,134 Sorry. 184 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,136 I'm so not the cook around here. 185 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,562 No kidding. 186 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,509 Okay. 187 00:09:18,634 --> 00:09:20,985 Most of them are... are okay. 188 00:09:22,571 --> 00:09:24,398 Some of them... ouch! 189 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,775 There you go. 190 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:28,569 They're saved. I'm saving them. 191 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,955 - Mom, I don't want pancakes. - You love pancakes. 192 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:32,198 You burnt them. 193 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,742 Will, can you please put your phone away? 194 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,912 Why, so I can eat your bad pancakes? 195 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:39,964 Look, I know that I'm not as good a cook as dad. 196 00:09:40,089 --> 00:09:41,248 Yeah, you're not, 197 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,634 which would be why I asked for cereal. 198 00:09:43,759 --> 00:09:44,835 You're cooking. 199 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:45,786 It smells good. 200 00:09:45,911 --> 00:09:47,296 - Dad? - Frank? 201 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,508 I knew there was a reason I took the red-eye. 202 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,810 I'm so glad you're home. 203 00:09:52,935 --> 00:09:54,802 Me too. 204 00:09:59,441 --> 00:10:01,936 God, I missed you. Look at you... 205 00:10:02,061 --> 00:10:05,889 Handsome, even after flying all night. 206 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:07,817 I should go away more often. 207 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,276 No, don't. 208 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,196 Yeah, don't. 209 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,740 There you are. 210 00:10:16,525 --> 00:10:19,703 - Did you take it? - First dose... six pills. 211 00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,373 - And? - I'm... I'm having cold sweats. 212 00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:24,741 I've had a headache since, like, 4:00 in the morning, 213 00:10:24,866 --> 00:10:27,211 and I-I just feel so panicky. 214 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:31,465 - I'm not in good shape. - Yeah, what about your voice? 215 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:34,301 Look, Ivy... 216 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:36,834 I want to protect you in this situation, but, you know, 217 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:37,717 if you take the day, 218 00:10:37,842 --> 00:10:40,924 I'm gonna have to get the Cartwright girl to fill in... You know that. 219 00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:44,144 I'm fine. 220 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:47,147 Okay. 221 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,275 Good. 222 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,822 Ladies and gentlemen... 223 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,614 Marilyn is back. 224 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:04,582 - She got better that fast? - She's probably on prednisone. 225 00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,750 That drug is a miracle, 226 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,552 if you don't mind the mood swings, insomnia, 227 00:11:08,677 --> 00:11:10,463 hair growth, hallucination, and weight gain. 228 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:14,558 Listen, I just got a last-minute recording gig, 229 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,844 but I'd booked a Bar Mitzvah for tonight. 230 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,012 Can you sub for me? 231 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,430 A Bar Mitzvah? 232 00:11:19,555 --> 00:11:21,065 It's actually Ivy's gig. 233 00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:22,466 She gave it to me two weeks ago 234 00:11:22,591 --> 00:11:23,901 because she was trying to save her voice. 235 00:11:24,026 --> 00:11:26,145 Ivy's gig... of course. 236 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:29,273 It pays $500... 237 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:32,383 All right, everyone, Let's be bad. 238 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,947 Just ask Jerry. No! No! 239 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,583 I'm not gonna ask him to pay the maintenance 240 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,202 on an apartment which is already in his name. 241 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,954 He owns the place. 242 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:47,374 He can pay the maintenance without my having to beg him. 243 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,710 Listen, I'll have to call you back. 244 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,049 Excuse me. Your temp is... 245 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,343 Actually, I don't know where your temp is. 246 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,261 What is it, Ellis? 247 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,305 I just came by to let you know that rehearsals are going great. 248 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,389 Ivy took the prednisone. 249 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,392 - She sounds awesome. - Good. 250 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,394 Do you need anything else? 251 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,271 Do I need anything else? 252 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,607 Yeah. Do you need anything else? 253 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:18,614 Jules. 254 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,407 Jules! Don't walk away. 255 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,626 Break is almost over. We're about to start. 256 00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,954 If you don't talk to me, I'll make a scene, 257 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,196 and everyone will know. 258 00:12:26,321 --> 00:12:27,815 That got your attention. 259 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:29,583 What do you want, Michael? 260 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,251 I want to see you. 261 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,170 I'm here right now. You can see me right now. 262 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,038 - Alone. - That's not possible. 263 00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:37,965 - I'm not kidding. - Neither am I. 264 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,513 I can't sleep, Jules. 265 00:12:45,441 --> 00:12:47,217 - We're back. - Okay, places. 266 00:12:47,342 --> 00:12:50,479 Top of the mambo. 267 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,193 Two bedrooms, 268 00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:02,116 living room, 269 00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:04,586 dining room, 270 00:13:04,711 --> 00:13:07,973 brand-new kitchen... 271 00:13:08,098 --> 00:13:10,976 83rd floor... 272 00:13:11,101 --> 00:13:13,962 And a view... 273 00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:17,382 of the city. 274 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,384 It's stunning. 275 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:23,279 - We are the first ones in. - How'd you swing that? 276 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,307 I have access to Pam Corker's computer. 277 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,870 So, technically, this isn't available yet. 278 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,139 If you wanted to rent it under the table, 279 00:13:31,264 --> 00:13:33,230 you wouldn't have to pay broker's fees. 280 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:37,386 You boys are very clever. 281 00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,114 Donny. 282 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,020 Yes, the workshop is next Sunday. 283 00:13:45,145 --> 00:13:47,555 You don't want to miss it. 284 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,358 Nantucket? 285 00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:52,625 At this time of year? How dreary. 286 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:57,148 Well, Nathan Lane is coming and the Nederlanders. 287 00:13:57,273 --> 00:14:00,568 Okay, thanks. 288 00:14:00,693 --> 00:14:02,787 That, uh, didn't sound too good. 289 00:14:02,912 --> 00:14:07,175 Lemons into lemonade, Ellis. 290 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,794 So how much? $10,000. 291 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:12,347 It's actually a bargain for this place. 292 00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:13,748 I'm aware, but, uh, 293 00:14:13,873 --> 00:14:17,286 maybe Pam might have something for a bit less? 294 00:14:17,411 --> 00:14:18,609 In Manhattan? 295 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,654 Yes, on the island of Manhattan. 296 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,191 Slit or Mini? 297 00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:25,407 Can it be Christmas, and I get both? 298 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,362 It's a Bar Mitzvah. 299 00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:29,714 Ivy's Bar Mitzvah, apparently. 300 00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,599 Have you actually ever been to a Bar Mitzvah? 301 00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,735 - Have you? - I'm not hired to sing one. 302 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:35,186 Look, I used to sing at weddings 303 00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:36,821 all the time when I was home. 304 00:14:36,946 --> 00:14:39,074 The song list is pretty much the same job to job. 305 00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:41,424 - Where is this gig? - Northport. 306 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,411 What, way out on Long Island? 307 00:14:43,536 --> 00:14:44,996 Maybe I'm not Marilyn, 308 00:14:45,121 --> 00:14:47,232 but I do have a job 309 00:14:47,357 --> 00:14:48,973 it's a Bar Mitzvah 310 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,752 do you even know how to get to Northport? 311 00:14:50,877 --> 00:14:53,588 Yeah, Long Island railroad, then a cab. 312 00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:55,187 I prefer the Mini. 313 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,750 Well, Mini it is. 314 00:15:10,563 --> 00:15:12,580 I can't concentrate. 315 00:15:16,736 --> 00:15:19,295 I kissed Michael. 316 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,213 What? 317 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,818 He came over the other night when Frank was out of town. 318 00:15:23,943 --> 00:15:26,371 He was drunk. I tried to get rid of him. 319 00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:29,040 When we went outside to wait for the car service, 320 00:15:29,165 --> 00:15:30,681 he kissed me. 321 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,601 And you kissed him back? 322 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,895 Big kiss or little kiss? 323 00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,606 - Pretty big. - Julia. 324 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,454 - He sang to me. - What did he sing? 325 00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:44,904 Donny Hathaway's A song for you. 326 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,275 I bet he sounded amazing on that. 327 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,277 I probably would have kissed him too. 328 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,946 You so would have. 329 00:15:52,071 --> 00:15:54,997 - But I'm not married. - Right. 330 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,707 I love you. You know how much I love you. 331 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,917 I do. 332 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,155 You have to figure this out fast. 333 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:03,089 You have to think about Frank... 334 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,132 And Leo. 335 00:16:05,785 --> 00:16:07,176 Too much talk about me. 336 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,914 Let's talk about you, okay? 337 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,223 Tell me about the new guy. 338 00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,434 Good. 339 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,019 I like him. 340 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,808 "Good. I like him." Simple, positive. 341 00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:23,311 He's having some people over tonight. 342 00:16:23,436 --> 00:16:25,597 Meeting his friends. 343 00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,999 Simple, positive, and fast. 344 00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:29,698 Right? 345 00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:33,160 Now we're talking. 346 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,940 Who needs a $20 Martini from the Carlyle 347 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:39,777 when you can get a better one down here for $7? 348 00:16:39,902 --> 00:16:41,502 What's the name of this place anyway? 349 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,670 The Bushwhack. 350 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,503 - That's a terrible name! - I know! 351 00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:51,387 You know, I kind of love this place... 352 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,458 Old jukebox... 353 00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:55,550 Darts! 354 00:16:57,601 --> 00:17:01,480 I didn't even know people played darts anymore. 355 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:03,851 What's this? 356 00:17:03,976 --> 00:17:05,470 Man, that's the best. 357 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,588 - Yeah. - Big buck hunter. 358 00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:09,196 How do you play? 359 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,097 So I just shoot me some bucks? 360 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,664 Step aside, boys! 361 00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:46,859 I stare at my reflection in the mirror 362 00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:54,309 why am I doing this to myself? 363 00:17:56,729 --> 00:18:01,373 Losing my mind on a tiny error 364 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:08,032 I nearly left the real me on the shelf 365 00:18:08,157 --> 00:18:10,633 no, no, no, no, no 366 00:18:10,993 --> 00:18:14,261 don't lose who you are 367 00:18:14,613 --> 00:18:17,807 in the blur of the stars 368 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:21,929 seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing 369 00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:24,814 it's okay not to be okay 370 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:28,275 sometimes it's hard 371 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,904 to follow your heart 372 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,841 tears don't mean you're losing 373 00:18:33,966 --> 00:18:36,010 everybody's bruising 374 00:18:36,135 --> 00:18:38,410 there's nothing wrong with who you are 375 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:42,248 yes, nos, egos fake shows like whoa 376 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,584 just go and leave me alone 377 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,490 real talk, real life, good love, good night 378 00:18:49,615 --> 00:18:51,492 with a smile 379 00:18:51,617 --> 00:18:58,173 that's my home 380 00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:01,851 It's fine. 381 00:19:02,211 --> 00:19:04,088 It's going to be fine. 382 00:19:04,213 --> 00:19:05,896 You sure? 383 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,442 Because if I were you, 384 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:10,234 I wouldn't be so sure of anything. 385 00:19:17,143 --> 00:19:19,411 What the hell was that? 386 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,203 Hi. I'm sorry. There was no cabs. 387 00:19:38,328 --> 00:19:40,179 I had to walk from the station in heels. 388 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,307 - Are you Ivy Lynn? - Sure. 389 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,643 - You better get up there. - Okay. 390 00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:45,603 Crap. 391 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:49,015 Crap. 392 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:50,390 Hello. 393 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,219 Welcome to... 394 00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:57,156 Ethan's Bar Mitzvah! 395 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,874 We were in P-town last summer, just window shopping for fun. 396 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:11,128 A house on the beach... Small, a cottage... 397 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,714 - $2 million. - That's actually cheap. 398 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,509 But where are you gonna put your money now, you know? 399 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,078 What can you invest in? 400 00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:20,805 Broadway musicals. 401 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:28,304 So how did you meet John? 402 00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:30,898 Our mothers set us up. 403 00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,900 - Alicia set you up. - Stop. 404 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,319 He just came out to her last year. 405 00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,531 Last year? 406 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:41,075 You guys having a good time, 407 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,869 Terrific. 408 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,961 Is everything okay? 409 00:20:52,236 --> 00:20:54,505 I don't know. 410 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:57,007 Excuse me. 411 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,554 What did you see? 412 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,598 I don't know, but it was really weird. 413 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,643 Marilyn was in the mirror, and it was Karen. 414 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,396 Sounds like anxiety and insomnia to me. 415 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,523 - Sam. - Yeah, she called me too. 416 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:13,850 I came right over. 417 00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:15,151 Let's get you to bed, honey. Come on. 418 00:21:15,426 --> 00:21:17,603 Really, it just freaked me out. 419 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,364 And the next thing could be... oh, God. 420 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:23,242 God, you bloat up, and you grow hair. 421 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,369 I'm not kidding... Like a wolfman. 422 00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,029 - A-woo! - Stop! 423 00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:28,873 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 424 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,750 - D... - A-woo! 425 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,501 I am... this is real! 426 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:34,620 Ivy, baby, you need to calm down. 427 00:21:34,745 --> 00:21:36,956 - It's nothing. - It's not nothing. 428 00:21:37,081 --> 00:21:39,325 Look, she's just upset, all right? 429 00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:42,344 One of the side effects can be, like, mood changes. 430 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,497 I know. I've taken this drug before. 431 00:21:45,622 --> 00:21:47,800 Lie down. Come on. 432 00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:48,976 There it is. 433 00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,774 - What did he say? - It's a text that says, 434 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,233 "might need you tomorrow. Please be discreet." 435 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,977 - And Tom sent this? - Yes. 436 00:21:58,102 --> 00:22:00,179 - Did you call him? - It says "be discreet." 437 00:22:00,304 --> 00:22:01,948 If Ivy finds out, it could make her worse. 438 00:22:02,073 --> 00:22:03,532 What's-your-name... 439 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:04,992 Hava nagila come on! Babe, I got to go. 440 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,452 Okay. 441 00:22:29,934 --> 00:22:31,602 High! 442 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,945 This scene's a mess. 443 00:22:45,649 --> 00:22:48,494 What are these? These are wild. 444 00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:51,697 Periodic table flash cards. 445 00:22:51,822 --> 00:22:54,208 There is such a thing? 446 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:57,036 Look at this one. 447 00:22:57,161 --> 00:23:00,363 Bismuth... That's actually my favorite. 448 00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:05,835 I love that you have a favorite element. 449 00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,548 Hello? 450 00:23:09,673 --> 00:23:11,058 Michael. 451 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:12,893 How are you? 452 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,895 We're good. Leo's great. 453 00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:16,856 Congratulations. 454 00:23:17,022 --> 00:23:18,824 When Julia told me that you were DiMaggio, 455 00:23:18,949 --> 00:23:22,478 I thought, "perfect." 456 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:26,499 Well, come over for a beer sometime. 457 00:23:26,624 --> 00:23:29,392 What can I do for you? 458 00:23:34,231 --> 00:23:36,584 What are you doing calling me at home? 459 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,794 Because you won't talk to me otherwise. 460 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,422 You cannot do this. 461 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,633 I have to see you... alone. 462 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,386 This is no joke, Jules. 463 00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,097 I won't. 464 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,599 I'm going to the rehearsal space at 10:00. 465 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:52,892 It'll be locked. 466 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,144 Trust me, I'll get us in. 467 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,562 Artie wants a story from daddy. 468 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,431 I'm talking to my sister. 469 00:23:58,556 --> 00:24:01,357 Sorry, Suse. I got to go. 470 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,072 You want me to call Derek? 471 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,742 No. No, no. 472 00:24:09,908 --> 00:24:12,945 You know what? You guys are the best. 473 00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:14,747 Where's your TV, Ive? 474 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:17,116 It's over there under that pile of clothes. 475 00:24:17,241 --> 00:24:19,818 You want to watch a movie? 476 00:24:19,943 --> 00:24:21,170 What do you have? 477 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:22,797 Are we sick of Marilyn? 478 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:25,091 Actually, there's a rangers game on. 479 00:24:25,216 --> 00:24:26,726 Yeah? 480 00:24:26,851 --> 00:24:29,712 What's a ranger? 481 00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:33,516 Okay, I'm gonna go make you some tea. 482 00:24:36,026 --> 00:24:39,021 Where did you find him? 483 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,815 Like three feet away. 484 00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,658 I'm sorry, but you really are 485 00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:44,443 the straightest chorus boy I ever met. 486 00:24:44,568 --> 00:24:46,362 - You think I'm straight? - You're not straight? 487 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:49,865 I didn't say that. 488 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:52,618 I interrupted your date. Was it fun? 489 00:24:53,277 --> 00:24:55,371 It was a cocktail party with his friends. 490 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,573 It sounds hideous. 491 00:24:57,698 --> 00:25:01,110 It was, actually. 492 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,779 His furniture is upscale minimalist. 493 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:07,040 - Blech. - I know. 494 00:25:24,841 --> 00:25:26,035 All right, fellas, last song. 495 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,528 Thank God. 496 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,530 You been checking that thing all night. 497 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,990 You got boyfriend problems? 498 00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:32,224 Just making sure it still works. 499 00:25:32,349 --> 00:25:33,275 Okay, you clowns, I get one. 500 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,535 Let's do Shake it out. 501 00:25:34,818 --> 00:25:37,705 It's on the list, so just follow me. 502 00:25:40,124 --> 00:25:44,203 Regrets collect like old friends 503 00:25:44,328 --> 00:25:48,299 here to relive your darkest moments 504 00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:53,012 I can see no way, I can see no way 505 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:57,466 and all of the ghouls come out to play 506 00:25:57,591 --> 00:26:02,521 and every demon wants his pound of flesh 507 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:06,525 but I like to keep some things to myself 508 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:11,030 I like to keep my issues strong 509 00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:14,492 It's always darkest before the dawn 510 00:26:14,658 --> 00:26:16,535 shake it out, shake it out 511 00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,245 shake it out, shake it out 512 00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:21,040 shake it out, shake it out 513 00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:23,742 shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa 514 00:26:23,867 --> 00:26:27,004 and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back 515 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:29,122 so shake him off 516 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:37,139 I am done with my graceless heart 517 00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:42,186 so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart 518 00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:46,732 'cause I like to keep my issues strong 519 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:50,528 'cause it's always darkest before the dawn 520 00:26:50,694 --> 00:26:51,970 shake it out, shake it out 521 00:26:52,095 --> 00:26:53,447 shake it out, shake it out 522 00:26:55,199 --> 00:26:56,659 shake it out, shake it out 523 00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:59,829 shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa 524 00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:02,706 and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back 525 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,958 so shake him off 526 00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:12,716 and I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't 527 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:14,710 so here's to drinks in the dark 528 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,471 at the end of the road 529 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:21,634 and I'm ready to suffer, and I'm ready to hope 530 00:27:21,759 --> 00:27:25,396 so it's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat 531 00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:30,526 'cause looking for heaven for the devil in me 532 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:34,321 looking for heaven for the devil in me 533 00:27:34,487 --> 00:27:37,783 but what the hell? 534 00:27:38,108 --> 00:27:42,912 I'm gonna let it happen to me 535 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,791 shake it out, shake it out 536 00:27:45,916 --> 00:27:47,668 shake it out, shake it out 537 00:27:48,869 --> 00:27:50,246 shake it out, shake it out 538 00:27:50,371 --> 00:27:52,757 shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa 539 00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:56,302 and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back 540 00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:58,678 so shake him off 541 00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:25,288 Good job, guys. Thank you. 542 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,185 You okay? 543 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,230 Yeah, my shoulders hurt. 544 00:28:42,355 --> 00:28:44,767 It's just stress. 545 00:28:49,083 --> 00:28:51,565 I'm gonna go for a walk. 546 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:54,380 Sometimes that... 547 00:28:54,505 --> 00:28:57,988 Helps me, uh, clear my head. 548 00:28:59,677 --> 00:29:00,908 So I'm just gonna, 549 00:29:01,074 --> 00:29:02,535 Go for a walk and figure it out. 550 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,949 Don't stay out too late. 551 00:29:12,258 --> 00:29:14,102 Chicken again, boys. What a surprise. 552 00:29:14,504 --> 00:29:16,837 Guys. 553 00:29:16,962 --> 00:29:19,140 You're not Ivy, are you? 554 00:29:19,265 --> 00:29:21,220 No. 555 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:22,677 I'm Karen Cartwright. 556 00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,932 You ever been to a Bar Mitzvah before, Karen? 557 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:27,315 No, I'm really sorry. 558 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,938 A friend of mine wants you to call him tomorrow. 559 00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:34,513 Thanks, guys. 560 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:52,960 You got the security guard to unlock the door. 561 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:55,400 I told you I would. 562 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,223 Look... 563 00:30:04,277 --> 00:30:08,439 You cannot call me at home. You cannot text me at home. 564 00:30:08,564 --> 00:30:10,895 You cannot ever again show up at my home. 565 00:30:11,484 --> 00:30:14,996 I know. 566 00:30:15,121 --> 00:30:17,465 I should have never let them cast you. 567 00:30:17,590 --> 00:30:20,902 Come on, I'm pretty good in this. 568 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,823 You shouldn't have taken the part. 569 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:24,992 I'm an actor. 570 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:27,161 Don't offer me the part if you don't want me to take it. 571 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,622 It was five years ago. I thought we could handle it. 572 00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:31,749 Yeah, so did I. 573 00:30:32,004 --> 00:30:33,876 We were both wrong. 574 00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:38,419 Okay, you are married with a child. 575 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,716 I have Leo and Frank, and... 576 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:43,052 - And here we are. - And we can't... 577 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,259 Jules, why are you here if you don't want to be here? 578 00:30:45,384 --> 00:30:49,147 To get through to you. 579 00:30:49,272 --> 00:30:51,332 - You got through. - Okay, no. 580 00:30:51,457 --> 00:30:54,135 I can't think if you... If you touch me. 581 00:30:54,260 --> 00:30:57,212 I can't think even if we don't. 582 00:31:01,194 --> 00:31:03,177 How about we... 583 00:31:03,302 --> 00:31:05,866 Just look? 584 00:31:11,244 --> 00:31:14,125 I so want to see you. 585 00:31:16,349 --> 00:31:19,922 I'll only touch your shirt... 586 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:25,240 Like this. 587 00:32:03,696 --> 00:32:05,468 You want me to...? 588 00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:23,098 You're more beautiful. 589 00:32:24,917 --> 00:32:27,239 Me? 590 00:32:27,786 --> 00:32:29,163 You... 591 00:32:29,288 --> 00:32:33,037 - Michael. - No one has to know. 592 00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:06,417 You want me to stop? 593 00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:09,160 No. 594 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:28,773 Think your friend will be okay? 595 00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:31,804 - Seems like it. - Good. 596 00:33:31,929 --> 00:33:34,822 Well, my friends liked you a lot. 597 00:33:35,595 --> 00:33:37,768 I was only there three minutes. 598 00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:41,522 They found that very reassuring. 599 00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:43,211 They thought I was moving much too fast, 600 00:33:43,336 --> 00:33:44,937 introducing everyone to each other. 601 00:33:46,045 --> 00:33:46,610 What? 602 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:49,680 Look, I have to ask this. 603 00:33:49,805 --> 00:33:52,194 Did you just come out to your mother last year? 604 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,619 Aaron told you that. 605 00:33:56,695 --> 00:33:59,063 - What a jerk. - No. 606 00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:00,869 No, he's a total jerk. 607 00:34:00,994 --> 00:34:03,210 I did come out to my mother last year. 608 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:06,181 I also came out to her when I was 8 609 00:34:06,306 --> 00:34:07,923 and when I was 12 610 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:11,546 and when I was 23 and last year. 611 00:34:11,671 --> 00:34:14,430 And don't get me wrong. You'll love my mother. 612 00:34:14,596 --> 00:34:16,267 She's really nice, just... 613 00:34:16,392 --> 00:34:19,643 A little hard of hearing. 614 00:34:19,809 --> 00:34:21,729 Got it. 615 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,948 - How's the voice today? - "The voice"? 616 00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:35,159 The voice is fine. 617 00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:36,321 Terrific. 618 00:34:36,446 --> 00:34:39,491 Do you want to know how I am? 619 00:34:39,616 --> 00:34:42,293 - Sure. - I'm fine. 620 00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:45,169 Tom and Sam came by and took care of me. 621 00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:47,922 They were worried about me, because they love me. 622 00:34:48,424 --> 00:34:50,674 And now you're feeling better, yes? 623 00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,219 Yes, I am. 624 00:34:56,499 --> 00:34:58,265 Wonderful. 625 00:35:07,343 --> 00:35:09,604 Karen... 626 00:35:09,729 --> 00:35:11,322 Sorry about the confusing texts. 627 00:35:11,447 --> 00:35:12,723 I'm just glad you thought of me. 628 00:35:12,848 --> 00:35:14,359 - Thanks. - Great. 629 00:35:14,484 --> 00:35:19,030 And if anything else happens, I'm ready. 630 00:35:19,155 --> 00:35:20,115 Karen... 631 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,873 So how'd it go? 632 00:35:23,039 --> 00:35:25,209 Maybe I'm not cut out for Bar Mitzvahs. 633 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:27,879 Did you at least get a good tip? 634 00:35:30,338 --> 00:35:32,258 Well. 635 00:35:32,424 --> 00:35:34,343 Well. Holy cow! 636 00:35:34,509 --> 00:35:35,880 - Holy moly! - What? 637 00:35:36,005 --> 00:35:38,516 I gave you that gig, and Bobby Raskin was there? 638 00:35:38,641 --> 00:35:40,135 Who? 639 00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:42,470 Bobby Raskin was at the Bar Mitzvah you gave me. 640 00:35:42,595 --> 00:35:45,056 - And you gave it to her? - Who's Bobby Raskin? 641 00:35:45,181 --> 00:35:46,605 Bobby Raskin? 642 00:35:46,771 --> 00:35:48,143 You're from Iowa. 643 00:35:48,268 --> 00:35:51,362 He's big. He's like Tommy Mottola. 644 00:35:51,487 --> 00:35:53,939 And don't say, "who's Tommy Mottola?" 645 00:35:58,158 --> 00:35:59,237 You okay? 646 00:35:59,362 --> 00:36:01,370 That chick really gets on my nerves. 647 00:36:01,998 --> 00:36:03,992 Why didn't I just have her fired the first day? 648 00:36:04,117 --> 00:36:06,285 Marilyn would have! 649 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,164 What was that for? 650 00:36:09,289 --> 00:36:11,338 'Cause you're awesome. 651 00:36:14,424 --> 00:36:17,178 Hi. Hello. Is this Mr. Raskin's office? 652 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:20,425 I'm Karen Cartwright. He asked that I call him? 653 00:36:20,550 --> 00:36:22,224 - Hi. - Hi. 654 00:36:22,390 --> 00:36:24,143 How are you? 655 00:36:26,889 --> 00:36:28,850 Good. 656 00:36:28,975 --> 00:36:30,274 You? 657 00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:32,610 Great. 658 00:36:36,029 --> 00:36:38,476 I think we're about to start. 659 00:36:38,601 --> 00:36:41,494 - And we're in. - All right, everyone... 660 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:45,750 Our esteemed lyricist has finally finished the verses 661 00:36:45,875 --> 00:36:47,585 for History is made at night. 662 00:36:47,710 --> 00:36:50,002 Since we're six days away from an invited audience, 663 00:36:50,168 --> 00:36:51,389 I'd like to work quickly. 664 00:36:51,514 --> 00:36:53,124 So let's try it with the original staging 665 00:36:53,249 --> 00:36:54,673 and see if it fits the new words. 666 00:36:54,839 --> 00:36:56,801 Places for the second verse, please. 667 00:36:56,967 --> 00:36:59,047 And if you guys could try it without the pages, 668 00:36:59,172 --> 00:37:00,096 that would be super. 669 00:37:00,262 --> 00:37:02,098 Just do it. 670 00:37:02,264 --> 00:37:03,167 No, no, no. I got it. 671 00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:06,560 - Great. - All right, then. 672 00:37:19,975 --> 00:37:23,410 I see the questions burning in your eyes 673 00:37:23,576 --> 00:37:27,249 or is it just reflections 674 00:37:28,651 --> 00:37:31,829 of the stars high above you? 675 00:37:31,954 --> 00:37:37,418 Oh, I'm just your student, and I hope you won't be shy 676 00:37:37,543 --> 00:37:40,755 please make corrections 677 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,141 yeah, on the sweetest way to love you 678 00:37:45,802 --> 00:37:48,102 Come and sit close... Whisper close 679 00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:50,938 tell me just when to say when 680 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,190 Then we'll sleep through the day 681 00:37:53,356 --> 00:37:54,819 Then whenever you say 682 00:37:54,944 --> 00:37:56,902 that's when school begins again 683 00:37:57,068 --> 00:38:01,192 'cause history is made at night 684 00:38:01,317 --> 00:38:03,742 so close the books, turn off the light 685 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,163 and listen 686 00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:11,336 let my heart be the teacher 687 00:38:11,461 --> 00:38:13,794 no one here to disapprove 688 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:19,967 as we review the lessons you've been missin' 689 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:27,016 let the moon be our only light 690 00:38:27,543 --> 00:38:32,564 'cause history is made at night 691 00:38:34,105 --> 00:38:35,900 Come here 692 00:38:37,984 --> 00:38:41,155 someday they'll write lots of books 693 00:38:41,321 --> 00:38:43,568 about our fame and glory 694 00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:47,155 but if all their reports are just movies and sports 695 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,608 They'll be missin' the whole story 696 00:38:50,733 --> 00:38:54,278 Missin' the whole story 697 00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:56,922 'cause history is made at night 698 00:39:05,178 --> 00:39:07,556 Oh, for crying out loud! 699 00:39:07,722 --> 00:39:09,761 Is it too much to ask for a moment of professionalism? 700 00:39:10,141 --> 00:39:11,143 Sorry. 701 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:12,853 "Sorry" doesn't help me. 702 00:39:13,019 --> 00:39:14,855 I need something that vaguely resembles sex. 703 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:18,353 Could we try that today with our Marilyn, please? 704 00:39:18,478 --> 00:39:21,205 I can do sex. 705 00:39:21,330 --> 00:39:24,573 Then I'd like to see it. 706 00:39:24,739 --> 00:39:27,326 And by the way, I'd love it if you were singing at the same time. 707 00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:29,203 Let's take it from the bridge, please. 708 00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:32,915 While we're stopped, I have a thought. 709 00:39:33,081 --> 00:39:35,370 Maybe you could give me notes 710 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:38,462 without publicly humiliating me at the same time. 711 00:39:38,628 --> 00:39:40,464 Great. 712 00:39:40,630 --> 00:39:44,051 And maybe... maybe you could remember that artists 713 00:39:44,217 --> 00:39:47,432 are not football players who can take endless abuse 714 00:39:47,557 --> 00:39:49,098 and still do their jobs! 715 00:39:49,264 --> 00:39:50,385 Okay. 716 00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:52,768 Miss Monroe is having a moment. 717 00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:56,307 Well, maybe a different miss Monroe could do it better. 718 00:39:56,432 --> 00:39:58,149 Miss Cartwright? 719 00:39:58,315 --> 00:40:01,235 Maybe you could take a crack at it. 720 00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:03,798 - Let's take a ten. - No, seriously, Derek... 721 00:40:03,923 --> 00:40:05,733 We should have given them more time with the lyrics. 722 00:40:05,858 --> 00:40:07,485 I don't need more time with the lyrics! 723 00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:08,826 You know what I need? 724 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:10,755 I need to stop sleeping with men 725 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,914 who are complete narcissistic pricks! 726 00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:18,629 And you're not that good-looking! 727 00:40:18,754 --> 00:40:21,957 And you're not that good in bed either! 728 00:40:25,795 --> 00:40:28,781 It's just a side effect from the steroids. 729 00:40:45,147 --> 00:40:47,224 You all right? 730 00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:49,401 Yeah, I will be. 731 00:41:01,544 --> 00:41:04,507 Well, that was quite a bit of unscripted drama today. 732 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,076 I probably shouldn't say anything, 733 00:41:06,201 --> 00:41:07,593 but I rather enjoyed it. 734 00:41:07,759 --> 00:41:09,213 Ralph! There you are! 735 00:41:09,338 --> 00:41:12,389 You found the Bushwhack! 736 00:41:12,555 --> 00:41:13,918 This is Ellis and Zach. 737 00:41:14,043 --> 00:41:17,353 Ralph Masius, my favorite Broadway producer. 738 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:19,647 - Hi. - Hey. 739 00:41:19,813 --> 00:41:20,808 Hello. Could we, uh, have four 740 00:41:20,933 --> 00:41:22,727 of your delicious Martinis, please? 741 00:41:22,852 --> 00:41:24,362 Done. 742 00:41:24,487 --> 00:41:25,986 Best drink in town, I swear. 743 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:27,932 - I'm not fancy. - I am. 744 00:41:28,057 --> 00:41:29,484 The Nederlanders are coming. 745 00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:31,486 David stone, Jeffrey finn... 746 00:41:31,611 --> 00:41:33,571 The list is incredibly impressive. 747 00:41:33,696 --> 00:41:35,162 - Show him the list, Ellis. - No need. 748 00:41:35,328 --> 00:41:37,708 - Put me on it. - Put him on the list, Ellis. 749 00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:39,583 Is that the reason why we're celebrating? 750 00:41:39,835 --> 00:41:41,863 Well, that and a couple of other things. 751 00:41:41,988 --> 00:41:44,472 I just landed a beautiful, luxury, 752 00:41:44,597 --> 00:41:46,200 two-bedroom apartment... 753 00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:48,676 Top floor at a basement price. 754 00:41:48,842 --> 00:41:50,428 - Awesome! - What neighborhood? 755 00:41:50,594 --> 00:41:52,138 The Lower East Side, boys. 756 00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:55,684 I, have a nephew who has a nice building. 757 00:41:57,637 --> 00:41:59,129 Cheers, everybody! 758 00:41:59,254 --> 00:42:01,647 - Here's to change! - I'm down with that. 759 00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:04,442 Not bad. 760 00:42:04,608 --> 00:42:07,236 How's your big buck hunter, Ralph? 761 00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,306 Buck what-er? 762 00:42:09,431 --> 00:42:13,694 Come on, follow me. I'm taking you all on. 763 00:42:13,992 --> 00:42:16,912 We'd like four more Martinis, please. 764 00:42:17,078 --> 00:42:20,040 Five... 765 00:42:20,206 --> 00:42:23,002 One for you. 766 00:42:27,083 --> 00:42:28,759 Watch out, now. 767 00:42:28,884 --> 00:42:31,285 It's my turn.