1 00:00:00,682 --> 00:00:02,402 Previously, on Smash... 2 00:00:02,563 --> 00:00:04,481 All: ♪ let's be bad. ♪ 3 00:00:04,774 --> 00:00:07,459 - Am I late? - No, Karen was early. 4 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:11,180 I'm pretty good with a computer, if you need some help. 5 00:00:11,714 --> 00:00:14,516 - What are the charges? - Loitering for drugs. 6 00:00:14,650 --> 00:00:16,351 ♪ When you hear the things... ♪ 7 00:00:16,369 --> 00:00:18,737 You humiliate me when you're not ignoring me! 8 00:00:18,771 --> 00:00:22,791 I have a pretty clear sense of what I bring to the party. 9 00:00:22,825 --> 00:00:25,176 - I'm Tom. - I'm Sam. 10 00:00:25,211 --> 00:00:27,763 Well, I know what I bring to the party. 11 00:00:31,634 --> 00:00:33,453 ♪ Some like it hot, and that ain't bad ♪ 12 00:00:36,105 --> 00:00:39,608 ♪ her smile and your fantasies play a duet ♪ 13 00:00:39,642 --> 00:00:42,277 ♪ that will make you forget where you ♪ 14 00:00:42,511 --> 00:00:45,847 [Voice cracks] 15 00:00:48,117 --> 00:00:50,453 You okay? 16 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:52,836 Absolutely. 17 00:00:54,887 --> 00:00:56,971 Do you want some coffee? 18 00:00:57,006 --> 00:00:59,174 What time is it? 19 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:05,146 $7 million? 20 00:01:05,181 --> 00:01:08,049 That's not a lot for a musical these days. 21 00:01:08,084 --> 00:01:10,235 Well, if you want to give me $15 million, Ralph, 22 00:01:10,269 --> 00:01:11,903 I won't say no. [Laughs] 23 00:01:11,937 --> 00:01:13,905 Well, you'll need it to get to Broadway. 24 00:01:13,939 --> 00:01:16,241 Well, actually, we're just looking at a workshop 25 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:17,575 and an out-of-town tryout. 26 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:19,577 - And after that? - Ralph! 27 00:01:19,612 --> 00:01:20,829 You called me, remember? 28 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,247 You called me up and asked me 29 00:01:22,281 --> 00:01:24,032 if you could come over and talk to me. 30 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:26,084 Now you're playing hard to get. 31 00:01:26,118 --> 00:01:29,337 Why are you here if you're not interested? 32 00:01:29,372 --> 00:01:32,123 - When's the workshop? - A week from Sunday. 33 00:01:32,157 --> 00:01:34,209 Okay. 34 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,379 I'm not saying I'm interested, but I am intrigued. 35 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:42,851 22b comes after 18, replace 21 with 19. 36 00:01:42,885 --> 00:01:45,437 No, I have 12 replacing 21. 37 00:01:45,471 --> 00:01:47,055 That was last week. Don't confuse her. 38 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:49,190 When do they stop changing everything? 39 00:01:49,225 --> 00:01:51,192 Five seconds before the performance. 40 00:01:51,227 --> 00:01:53,978 Oh. 41 00:01:54,012 --> 00:01:56,898 All right, if we put the fox number here 44 00:02:03,489 --> 00:02:06,958 Yes, Natasha Lytess scene here, 45 00:02:06,992 --> 00:02:08,710 it will heighten the progression. 46 00:02:08,744 --> 00:02:10,962 Oh, my God, this isn't a high-school science project, 47 00:02:10,996 --> 00:02:12,747 - it's a bloody musical! - No, it's a workshop! 48 00:02:12,798 --> 00:02:14,299 A first workshop! 49 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,050 And people are coming to see it! 50 00:02:16,085 --> 00:02:17,335 Could we dial this down? 51 00:02:17,369 --> 00:02:19,554 Look, there is no discernible story, 52 00:02:19,588 --> 00:02:21,923 linear or otherwise, between pages 7 and 32. 53 00:02:21,974 --> 00:02:23,758 That's not a gap. That is a black hole. 54 00:02:23,809 --> 00:02:25,643 And if you don't fix it this week, 55 00:02:25,678 --> 00:02:27,762 we're all going to get sucked into its tidal force, 56 00:02:27,813 --> 00:02:31,065 and all we'll be left with is "Marilyn the red dwarf." 57 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:32,901 Okay, look, there's been a really crazy situation 58 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:34,936 at home, okay? My husband has been out of town. 59 00:02:34,987 --> 00:02:36,438 My son has gotten into some trouble, 60 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,239 and I've had to be there for him. 61 00:02:38,274 --> 00:02:39,741 That is great, Julia. 62 00:02:39,775 --> 00:02:43,027 I am thrilled to hear your oh-so-sad story, 63 00:02:43,061 --> 00:02:45,580 but this workshop goes up in front of an audience in a week. 64 00:02:45,614 --> 00:02:47,949 Tom here has written a beautiful melody, 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,667 but check it out... 66 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,786 The lyrics are half finished. Whole song... 67 00:02:51,837 --> 00:02:53,671 - Half the lyrics! - Tom, it's okay. 68 00:02:53,706 --> 00:02:55,924 No, it might be okay for you, but it's not okay for me. 69 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:58,510 He is not using me or my music as a club 70 00:02:58,544 --> 00:03:00,829 with which to bludgeon my writing partner! 71 00:03:00,863 --> 00:03:03,131 Got it? 72 00:03:11,857 --> 00:03:14,025 [Gasps] Oh. 73 00:03:14,059 --> 00:03:15,977 It's okay. It always gets a little tense 74 00:03:16,028 --> 00:03:17,445 with a new musical. 75 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,113 No, not that. It's my credit card bill. 76 00:03:19,148 --> 00:03:22,617 - It's bad? - $326.38. 77 00:03:22,651 --> 00:03:24,068 You're kidding. 78 00:03:24,102 --> 00:03:25,787 - You're kidding, right? - Can I see that? 79 00:03:25,821 --> 00:03:27,455 I don't think I've ever seen one this low before. 80 00:03:27,490 --> 00:03:28,907 Have you ever seen one this low? 81 00:03:28,941 --> 00:03:30,124 Oh, my God. 82 00:03:30,159 --> 00:03:31,493 I would be singing and dancing 83 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,328 if I had a credit card bill this low. 84 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,996 Both: You're singing and dancing anyway. 85 00:03:35,047 --> 00:03:36,581 - Shut up! - Get out of my head. 86 00:03:36,615 --> 00:03:40,668 ♪ Her smile and your fantasies play a duet ♪ 87 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:42,670 ♪ that will make you forget... ♪ 88 00:03:42,721 --> 00:03:45,340 Everything okay in here? 89 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:49,394 - Terrific. - They're ready to start. 90 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:55,388 Ellis, what can I do for you? 91 00:03:55,422 --> 00:03:58,558 Derek is mad because Julia didn't finish a song, 92 00:03:58,592 --> 00:04:00,093 and then Tom and Julia and Derek 93 00:04:00,127 --> 00:04:01,561 got into a huge fight over the script, 94 00:04:01,595 --> 00:04:03,179 and Tom stormed out of rehearsal. 95 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:05,181 I just thought you might like to know. 96 00:04:05,215 --> 00:04:07,433 Yes, I might like to know that. 97 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:11,070 Uh, where are you going? 98 00:04:11,105 --> 00:04:13,656 To rehearsal. 99 00:04:13,691 --> 00:04:16,859 [Piano playing Let me be your star] 100 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:21,080 ♪ Her smile and your fantasies ♪ 101 00:04:21,115 --> 00:04:23,666 ♪ play a duet 102 00:04:23,701 --> 00:04:28,087 ♪ that will make you forget where you ♪ 103 00:04:28,122 --> 00:04:30,173 [Voice cracks] 104 00:04:30,207 --> 00:04:31,190 [Music stops] 105 00:04:31,225 --> 00:04:33,276 Sorry. Sorry. 106 00:04:33,310 --> 00:04:35,928 - I'm so sorry. - You okay? 107 00:04:35,963 --> 00:04:39,098 Uh, can we just start it at the end of the bridge? 108 00:04:41,268 --> 00:04:44,937 [Piano playing Let me be your star] 109 00:04:44,972 --> 00:04:46,939 ♪ 110 00:04:46,974 --> 00:04:50,309 ♪ Forget what used to be ♪ [Clears throat] 111 00:04:50,344 --> 00:04:53,730 ♪ The past is on the cutting-room floor ♪ 112 00:04:53,764 --> 00:04:56,315 ♪ the future ♪ 113 00:04:56,349 --> 00:05:00,486 ♪ is here with me ♪ [Voice cracking] 114 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,073 ♪ Choose me! ♪ [Voice cracks] 115 00:05:04,124 --> 00:05:07,360 [Music stops] 116 00:05:20,424 --> 00:05:22,692 [Orchestra tuning up] 117 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,500 SMASH S01 Ep06 - Chemistry 118 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:28,025 Original sync and correction by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com Re-sync for WEBDL 119 00:05:28,046 --> 00:05:29,546 [Conductor's baton taps] 120 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:33,475 One, two, three, for, five, that's it. 121 00:05:33,556 --> 00:05:35,524 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 122 00:05:35,558 --> 00:05:38,560 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 123 00:05:38,594 --> 00:05:41,363 Yeah, well done, guys. Let's call it a day. 124 00:05:41,397 --> 00:05:43,281 Check over your scripts, please, get a good night's sleep, 125 00:05:43,316 --> 00:05:47,086 and no one get so much as a cold from now on. 126 00:05:48,037 --> 00:05:50,238 - Good night. - Good night. 127 00:05:52,241 --> 00:05:54,076 Shoot. 128 00:06:00,987 --> 00:06:03,455 Listen, I've been having some problems 129 00:06:03,489 --> 00:06:05,657 with the whole transition to the breakup scene. 130 00:06:05,708 --> 00:06:07,876 Uh, we can talk about it tomorrow. 131 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,544 Oh, I don't want to take up rehearsal time. 132 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:10,962 Uh, could I call you tonight, 133 00:06:10,997 --> 00:06:13,548 or maybe even right now we could grab a coffee? 134 00:06:13,583 --> 00:06:16,051 Tomorrow would be best. 135 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:18,387 Okay. 136 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,889 Did you talk to her? 137 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:22,340 According to the doctor, 138 00:06:22,392 --> 00:06:25,093 her throat is inflamed but not infected. 139 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:27,229 - There are no nodules or polyps. - Did he give her a steroid? 140 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:28,930 She has some prednisone, yes, 141 00:06:28,964 --> 00:06:30,565 but she's hypersensitive to drugs, 142 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,100 so it's not necessarily her best first option. 143 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:34,019 So what are her other options? 144 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,737 She's gonna try vocal rest for the night. 145 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:38,460 - Okay, what are our options? - Can we postpone? 146 00:06:38,461 --> 00:06:40,272 - Well, that'd be difficult. - How difficult? 147 00:06:40,273 --> 00:06:42,944 Well, a lot of our investors already have it on their schedules. 148 00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:44,863 If we postpone, it sends the wrong message. 149 00:06:44,914 --> 00:06:47,517 Okay, what about our other Marilyn? Can she do it? 150 00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:48,283 Whoa, hang on! 151 00:06:48,317 --> 00:06:49,918 Yeah, I'd love to hang on, but I've just found out 152 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,169 I've got to do an entire workshop 153 00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:52,671 about Marilyn Monroe with no Marilyn. 154 00:06:52,705 --> 00:06:54,740 - For a day, maybe! - Oh, I'm sorry. 155 00:06:54,774 --> 00:06:56,208 I wasn't aware I had an extra day. 156 00:06:56,259 --> 00:06:58,093 Can Karen do it, Julia? 157 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,394 Can she learn the role in a week? 158 00:06:59,429 --> 00:07:00,962 - I don't know. - Stop it. 159 00:07:00,996 --> 00:07:02,380 And by the way, don't you dare 160 00:07:02,432 --> 00:07:03,632 breathe a word about this to Ivy. 161 00:07:03,666 --> 00:07:06,051 Stress plays a huge part in all of this. 162 00:07:06,102 --> 00:07:07,352 You've already been leaning on her too hard. 163 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:09,271 If she finds out you want to replace her, 164 00:07:09,305 --> 00:07:11,440 it'll make it much worse. 165 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:13,558 A leading lady with vocal problems... 166 00:07:13,609 --> 00:07:15,610 No one believes that even when it's true! 167 00:07:15,645 --> 00:07:17,779 Yep. 168 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:23,034 So what did he say? 169 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:25,036 It's inflamed. 170 00:07:25,071 --> 00:07:26,705 Strained more than anything. 171 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:28,740 It's stress. 172 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:31,810 He gave you prednisone, right? 173 00:07:31,844 --> 00:07:34,830 Well, that's good. That stuff is a miracle worker. 174 00:07:34,864 --> 00:07:36,998 Well, there are a lot of bad side effects. 175 00:07:37,032 --> 00:07:40,752 Darling, you work in musical theater. 176 00:07:40,803 --> 00:07:43,555 There are lots of terrible side effects... 177 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:46,007 Bankruptcy, alcoholism... 178 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:47,759 Insanity. [Laughs] 179 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:49,511 [Whispering] Don't make me laugh. 180 00:07:49,545 --> 00:07:51,763 Look, everybody uses the stuff... don't worry about it. 181 00:07:51,814 --> 00:07:54,683 If it helps, it's worth it. 182 00:07:54,717 --> 00:07:57,185 Look, I have to go work on tomorrow's schedule. 183 00:07:57,219 --> 00:07:58,620 If you can't do it, we'll have to get 184 00:07:58,654 --> 00:08:00,605 the Cartwright girl to fill in, okay? 185 00:08:00,656 --> 00:08:03,658 I can't just waste the day. 186 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:10,448 [Door closes] 187 00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:22,244 [Sighs] 188 00:08:24,847 --> 00:08:26,515 Would you have to learn the dances? 189 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,466 - I don't know yet. - Can you ask? 190 00:08:28,518 --> 00:08:30,635 Not until they ask me. 191 00:08:30,686 --> 00:08:33,254 They better do it fast. 192 00:08:35,191 --> 00:08:38,026 You know what? 193 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:41,696 I can do this. 194 00:09:02,285 --> 00:09:03,251 Mom. 195 00:09:03,285 --> 00:09:05,554 Mom! 196 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,305 Oh! 197 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,559 Sorry. Aah! 198 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,561 I'm so not the cook around here. 199 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,896 No kidding. 200 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:18,934 Okay. 201 00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:21,319 Most of them are... are okay. 202 00:09:21,354 --> 00:09:22,854 Ow! 203 00:09:22,905 --> 00:09:24,823 Some of them... ouch! 204 00:09:24,857 --> 00:09:26,191 There you go. 205 00:09:26,242 --> 00:09:28,994 They're saved. I'm saving them. 206 00:09:29,028 --> 00:09:31,363 - Mom, I don't want pancakes. - You love pancakes. 207 00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:33,081 You burnt them. 208 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:35,166 Will, can you please put your phone away? 209 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:38,336 Why, so I can eat your bad pancakes? 210 00:09:38,371 --> 00:09:40,372 Look, I know that I'm not as good a cook as dad. 211 00:09:40,423 --> 00:09:41,673 Yeah, you're not, 212 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:44,059 which would be why I asked for cereal. 213 00:09:44,093 --> 00:09:45,210 You're cooking. [Door closes] 214 00:09:45,261 --> 00:09:46,211 It smells good. 215 00:09:46,245 --> 00:09:47,796 - Dad? - Frank? 216 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:50,932 I knew there was a reason I took the red-eye. 217 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:53,218 Oh, I'm so glad you're home. 218 00:09:53,269 --> 00:09:55,136 Me too. 219 00:09:58,474 --> 00:09:59,724 [Both chuckle] 220 00:09:59,775 --> 00:10:02,360 God, I missed you. Look at you... 221 00:10:02,395 --> 00:10:06,314 Handsome, even after flying all night. 222 00:10:06,348 --> 00:10:08,233 Wow. I should go away more often. 223 00:10:08,284 --> 00:10:09,701 No, don't. 224 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,621 Yeah, don't. 225 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:15,123 Hey, there you are. 226 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,825 Hey. 227 00:10:16,859 --> 00:10:20,128 - Did you take it? - First dose... six pills. 228 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:22,797 - And? - I'm... I'm having cold sweats. 229 00:10:22,832 --> 00:10:25,166 I've had a headache since, like, 4:00 in the morning, 230 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,585 and I-I just feel so panicky. 231 00:10:27,637 --> 00:10:31,840 - I'm not in good shape. - Yeah, what about your voice? 232 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,843 Look, Ivy... 233 00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:37,292 I want to protect you in this situation, but, you know, 234 00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:38,175 if you take the day, 235 00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:41,349 I'm gonna have to get the Cartwright girl to fill in... You know that. 236 00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:44,569 Oh, I'm fine. 237 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:47,572 Okay. 238 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:49,691 Good. 239 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,246 Ladies and gentlemen... 240 00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:56,948 Marilyn is back. 241 00:10:56,999 --> 00:11:01,252 [Cheers and applause] 242 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:05,006 - She got better that fast? - She's probably on prednisone. 243 00:11:05,041 --> 00:11:07,175 That drug is a miracle, 244 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,960 if you don't mind the mood swings, insomnia, 245 00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:10,712 hair growth, hallucination, and weight gain. 246 00:11:10,746 --> 00:11:12,163 [Chuckles] 247 00:11:12,198 --> 00:11:14,866 Listen, I just got a last-minute recording gig, 248 00:11:14,917 --> 00:11:17,168 but I'd booked a Bar Mitzvah for tonight. 249 00:11:17,203 --> 00:11:18,336 Can you sub for me? 250 00:11:18,371 --> 00:11:19,754 A Bar Mitzvah? 251 00:11:19,789 --> 00:11:21,373 It's actually Ivy's gig. 252 00:11:21,424 --> 00:11:22,791 She gave it to me two weeks ago 253 00:11:22,825 --> 00:11:24,209 because she was trying to save her voice. 254 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:26,461 Ivy's gig... of course. 255 00:11:26,495 --> 00:11:29,598 - It pays $500. - Oh. 256 00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:32,617 All right, everyone, Let's be bad. 257 00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:37,772 Just ask Jerry. No! No! 258 00:11:37,807 --> 00:11:39,891 I'm not gonna ask him to pay the maintenance 259 00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:42,527 on an apartment which is already in his name. 260 00:11:42,561 --> 00:11:44,279 He owns the place. 261 00:11:44,313 --> 00:11:47,699 He can pay the maintenance without my having to beg him. 262 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:49,985 Listen, I'll have to call you back. 263 00:11:50,019 --> 00:11:51,636 [Sighs] 264 00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:53,054 [Knock at door] 265 00:11:53,089 --> 00:11:55,540 Excuse me. Your temp is... 266 00:11:55,574 --> 00:11:57,626 Actually, I don't know where your temp is. 267 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,577 What is it, Ellis? 268 00:11:59,629 --> 00:12:01,630 I just came by to let you know that rehearsals are going great. 269 00:12:01,664 --> 00:12:02,714 Ivy took the prednisone. 270 00:12:02,748 --> 00:12:05,717 - She sounds awesome. - Good. 271 00:12:05,751 --> 00:12:07,669 Do you need anything else? 272 00:12:07,703 --> 00:12:09,587 Do I need anything else? 273 00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:11,957 Yeah. Do you need anything else? 274 00:12:17,096 --> 00:12:19,064 Jules. 275 00:12:19,098 --> 00:12:20,732 Jules! Don't walk away. 276 00:12:20,766 --> 00:12:22,934 Break is almost over. We're about to start. 277 00:12:22,985 --> 00:12:25,270 If you don't talk to me, I'll make a scene, 278 00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:26,521 and everyone will know. 279 00:12:26,555 --> 00:12:28,139 That got your attention. 280 00:12:28,174 --> 00:12:29,908 What do you want, Michael? 281 00:12:29,942 --> 00:12:31,576 I want to see you. 282 00:12:31,610 --> 00:12:33,495 I'm here right now. You can see me right now. 283 00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,363 - Alone. - That's not possible. 284 00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:38,199 - I'm not kidding. - Neither am I. 285 00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:42,837 I can't sleep, Jules. 286 00:12:45,675 --> 00:12:47,542 - We're back. - Okay, places. 287 00:12:47,576 --> 00:12:50,762 Top of the mambo. 288 00:12:50,796 --> 00:12:53,765 [Playing mambo] 289 00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:57,469 ♪ 290 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:00,610 Two bedrooms, 291 00:13:00,691 --> 00:13:02,391 living room, 292 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,050 dining room, 293 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,420 brand-new kitchen... 294 00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:11,440 83rd floor... 295 00:13:11,474 --> 00:13:14,426 And a view... 296 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,846 of the city. 297 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,848 It's stunning. 298 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:23,652 - We are the first ones in. - How'd you swing that? 299 00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:26,605 I have access to Pam Corker's computer. 300 00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:29,191 So, technically, this isn't available yet. 301 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,443 If you wanted to rent it under the table, 302 00:13:31,494 --> 00:13:33,495 you wouldn't have to pay broker's fees. 303 00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:37,616 You boys are very clever. [Cell phone rings] 304 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,371 Donny. 305 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,340 Yes, the workshop is next Sunday. 306 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,876 You don't want to miss it. 307 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,679 Nantucket? 308 00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:52,931 At this time of year? How dreary. 309 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:57,469 Well, Nathan Lane is coming and the Nederlanders. 310 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,889 Okay, thanks. 311 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,108 That, uh, didn't sound too good. 312 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:07,479 Lemons into lemonade, Ellis. 313 00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:10,115 So how much? $10,000. 314 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,651 It's actually a bargain for this place. 315 00:14:12,702 --> 00:14:14,102 I'm aware, but, uh, 316 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,640 maybe Pam might have something for a bit less? 317 00:14:17,641 --> 00:14:18,874 In Manhattan? 318 00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:21,960 Yes, on the island of Manhattan. 319 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,495 Slit or Mini? 320 00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:25,664 Can it be Christmas, and I get both? 321 00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:27,666 It's a Bar Mitzvah. 322 00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:30,035 Ivy's Bar Mitzvah, apparently. 323 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,920 Have you actually ever been to a Bar Mitzvah? 324 00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,055 - Have you? - I'm not hired to sing one. 325 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,507 Look, I used to sing at weddings 326 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,142 all the time when I was home. 327 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,394 The song list is pretty much the same job to job. 328 00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:41,730 - Where is this gig? - Northport. 329 00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:43,732 What, way out on Long Island? 330 00:14:43,766 --> 00:14:45,317 Maybe I'm not Marilyn, 331 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,552 ♪ but I do have a job 332 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,237 ♪ it's a Bar Mitzvah 333 00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:51,072 do you even know how to get to Northport? 334 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,909 Yeah, Long Island railroad, then a cab. 335 00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,444 I prefer the Mini. 336 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,980 Mm. Well, Mini it is. 337 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,685 [Slow music playing] 338 00:15:03,719 --> 00:15:05,319 ♪ 339 00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,928 Oh, I can't concentrate. 340 00:15:16,966 --> 00:15:19,551 I kissed Michael. 341 00:15:19,602 --> 00:15:21,553 What? 342 00:15:21,604 --> 00:15:24,139 He came over the other night when Frank was out of town. 343 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,691 He was drunk. I tried to get rid of him. 344 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,361 When we went outside to wait for the car service, 345 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,962 he kissed me. 346 00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:33,899 And you kissed him back? 347 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,201 Big kiss or little kiss? 348 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,870 - Pretty big. - Julia. 349 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:42,774 - He sang to me. - What did he sing? 350 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,210 Donny Hathaway's A song for you. 351 00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,579 Mm. I bet he sounded amazing on that. 352 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,581 I probably would have kissed him too. 353 00:15:49,632 --> 00:15:52,267 Oh, you so would have. 354 00:15:52,301 --> 00:15:55,303 - But I'm not married. - Right. 355 00:15:55,338 --> 00:15:56,922 I love you. You know how much I love you. 356 00:15:56,973 --> 00:15:58,256 I do. 357 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,475 You have to figure this out fast. 358 00:16:00,510 --> 00:16:03,345 You have to think about Frank... 359 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,981 And Leo. 360 00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:07,432 Too much talk about me. 361 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:10,235 Let's talk about you, okay? 362 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,821 Tell me about the new guy. 363 00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:15,757 Uh, good. 364 00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:17,275 I like him. 365 00:16:17,326 --> 00:16:21,129 "Good. I like him." Simple, positive. 366 00:16:21,163 --> 00:16:23,615 He's having some people over tonight. 367 00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,917 Meeting his friends. 368 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,320 Simple, positive, and fast. 369 00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,955 Right? 370 00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:33,425 Now we're talking. [Laughter] 371 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,261 Who needs a $20 Martini from the Carlyle 372 00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:40,098 when you can get a better one down here for $7? 373 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:41,800 What's the name of this place anyway? 374 00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:42,968 The Bushwhack. 375 00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:45,854 [Laughter] 376 00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:48,807 - That's a terrible name! - I know! 377 00:16:48,858 --> 00:16:51,693 You know, I kind of love this place... 378 00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:53,778 Old jukebox... 379 00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,780 Darts! 380 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,699 Mmm. 381 00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:01,769 I didn't even know people played darts anymore. 382 00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:04,155 What's this? 383 00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:05,790 Oh, man, that's the best. 384 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,909 - Yeah. - Big buck hunter. 385 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,461 How do you play? 386 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,546 [Coins rattling] 387 00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:16,418 So I just shoot me some bucks? 388 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,970 [Laughs] Step aside, boys! 389 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:22,557 [Gunfire and country music] 390 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,483 [Who you are plays] 391 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,117 ♪ 392 00:17:42,945 --> 00:17:47,215 ♪ I stare at my reflection in the mirror ♪ 393 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:54,539 ♪ why am I doing this to myself? ♪ 394 00:17:56,959 --> 00:18:01,730 ♪ losing my mind on a tiny error ♪ 395 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:08,353 ♪ I nearly left the real me on the shelf ♪ 396 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,189 ♪ no, no, no, no, no ♪ 397 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,809 ♪ don't lose who you are ♪ 398 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:18,113 ♪ in the blur of the stars ♪ 399 00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:22,233 ♪ seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing ♪ 400 00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:25,487 ♪ it's okay not to be okay ♪ 401 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,540 ♪ sometimes it's hard ♪ 402 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:32,210 ♪ to follow your heart ♪ 403 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,162 ♪ tears don't mean you're losing ♪ 404 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,331 ♪ everybody's bruising ♪ 405 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,717 ♪ there's nothing wrong with who you are ♪ 406 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:42,554 ♪ yes, nos, egos fake shows like whoa ♪ 407 00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:45,890 ♪ just go and leave me alone ♪ 408 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:49,811 ♪ real talk, real life, good love, good night ♪ 409 00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:51,813 ♪ with a smile ♪ 410 00:18:51,847 --> 00:18:58,403 ♪ that's my home ♪ 411 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,588 [sighs] 412 00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:02,407 It's fine. [Giggles] 413 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,409 It's going to be fine. 414 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,161 You sure? 415 00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:07,762 Because if I were you, 416 00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:10,532 I wouldn't be so sure of anything. 417 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,641 What the hell was that? 418 00:19:25,713 --> 00:19:27,313 ♪ 419 00:19:36,828 --> 00:19:38,354 Hi. I'm sorry. There was no cabs. 420 00:19:38,355 --> 00:19:40,297 I had to walk from the station in heels. 421 00:19:40,331 --> 00:19:41,498 - Are you Ivy Lynn? - Sure. 422 00:19:41,549 --> 00:19:43,834 - You better get up there. - Okay. 423 00:19:43,885 --> 00:19:45,802 Crap. 424 00:19:45,837 --> 00:19:49,222 Crap. 425 00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:50,507 Hello. 426 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:51,892 Um... 427 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:53,427 Welcome to... 428 00:19:53,461 --> 00:19:57,347 Ethan's Bar Mitzvah! [Applause] 429 00:19:57,398 --> 00:20:01,201 [Sighs] 430 00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:07,074 We were in P-town last summer, just window shopping for fun. 431 00:20:07,108 --> 00:20:11,361 A house on the beach... Small, a cottage... 432 00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:13,864 - $2 million. - That's actually cheap. 433 00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:16,667 But where are you gonna put your money now, you know? 434 00:20:16,701 --> 00:20:19,286 What can you invest in? 435 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,021 Broadway musicals. 436 00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:24,508 [Laughter] 437 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:28,512 So how did you meet John? 438 00:20:28,546 --> 00:20:31,098 Our mothers set us up. 439 00:20:31,132 --> 00:20:33,100 - Alicia set you up. - Oh, stop. 440 00:20:33,134 --> 00:20:35,519 He just came out to her last year. 441 00:20:35,553 --> 00:20:38,722 [Chuckles] Last year? 442 00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:41,274 You guys having a good time, huh? 443 00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,061 Terrific. 444 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,113 [Cell phone chimes] 445 00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:52,319 Is everything okay? 446 00:20:52,353 --> 00:20:54,905 I don't know. 447 00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:57,240 Excuse me. 448 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,712 What did you see? 449 00:21:01,746 --> 00:21:04,748 I don't know, but it was really weird. 450 00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:07,801 Marilyn was in the mirror, and it was Karen. 451 00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:10,587 Sounds like anxiety and insomnia to me. 452 00:21:10,638 --> 00:21:12,723 - Sam. - Yeah, she called me too. 453 00:21:12,757 --> 00:21:14,057 I came right over. 454 00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:15,509 Let's get you to bed, honey. Come on. 455 00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:17,811 Really, it just freaked me out. 456 00:21:17,845 --> 00:21:20,597 And the next thing could be... oh, God. 457 00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:23,433 Oh, God, you bloat up, and you grow hair. 458 00:21:23,484 --> 00:21:25,602 I'm not kidding... Like a wolfman. 459 00:21:25,653 --> 00:21:27,237 - A-woo! - Stop! 460 00:21:27,271 --> 00:21:29,072 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 461 00:21:29,107 --> 00:21:30,941 - D... - A-woo! 462 00:21:30,992 --> 00:21:32,659 I am... this is real! 463 00:21:32,693 --> 00:21:34,828 Ivy, baby, you need to calm down. 464 00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,164 - It's nothing. - It's not nothing. 465 00:21:37,198 --> 00:21:39,533 Look, she's just upset, all right? 466 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,502 One of the side effects can be, like, mood changes. 467 00:21:42,537 --> 00:21:45,705 I know. I've taken this drug before. 468 00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:48,008 Lie down. Come on. 469 00:21:48,042 --> 00:21:49,176 There it is. 470 00:21:52,964 --> 00:21:54,965 - What did he say? - It's a text that says, 471 00:21:55,016 --> 00:21:56,383 "might need you tomorrow. Please be discreet." 472 00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:58,185 - And Tom sent this? - Yes. 473 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:00,387 - Did you call him? - It says "be discreet." 474 00:22:00,421 --> 00:22:02,139 If Ivy finds out, it could make her worse. 475 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,723 [Whistles] What's-your-name... 476 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,192 Hava nagila come on! Oh, babe, I got to go. 477 00:22:05,226 --> 00:22:06,693 Okay. 478 00:22:06,727 --> 00:22:09,696 [Band playing Hava nagila] 479 00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:12,816 ♪ 480 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:15,869 ♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪ 481 00:22:15,903 --> 00:22:20,707 ♪ hava nagila, hava ♪ 482 00:22:20,741 --> 00:22:24,661 [Vocalizing] 483 00:22:30,051 --> 00:22:31,835 Whoo! High! 484 00:22:35,389 --> 00:22:36,859 Ugh. 485 00:22:39,293 --> 00:22:42,062 This scene's a mess. [Sighs] 486 00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:48,685 What are these? These are wild. 487 00:22:48,736 --> 00:22:51,905 Periodic table flash cards. 488 00:22:51,939 --> 00:22:54,357 There is such a thing? [Chuckles] 489 00:22:54,408 --> 00:22:57,244 Wow, look at this one. 490 00:22:57,278 --> 00:23:00,480 Bismuth... That's actually my favorite. 491 00:23:02,783 --> 00:23:05,952 I love that you have a favorite element. 492 00:23:05,986 --> 00:23:08,205 [Telephone rings] 493 00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,756 Hello? 494 00:23:09,790 --> 00:23:11,258 Hey, Michael. 495 00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,043 How are you? 496 00:23:13,094 --> 00:23:15,612 We're good. Leo's great. 497 00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:17,047 Congratulations. 498 00:23:17,098 --> 00:23:19,032 When Julia told me that you were DiMaggio, 499 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:22,686 I thought, "perfect." 500 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:26,706 Well, come over for a beer sometime. 501 00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:29,509 What can I do for you? 502 00:23:34,348 --> 00:23:36,783 What are you doing calling me at home? 503 00:23:36,817 --> 00:23:38,952 Because you won't talk to me otherwise. 504 00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:41,605 You cannot do this. 505 00:23:41,639 --> 00:23:44,791 I have to see you... alone. 506 00:23:44,825 --> 00:23:47,911 [Sighs] This is no joke, Jules. 507 00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:50,297 I won't. 508 00:23:50,331 --> 00:23:51,798 I'm going to the rehearsal space at 10:00. 509 00:23:51,832 --> 00:23:53,083 It'll be locked. 510 00:23:53,134 --> 00:23:55,302 Trust me, I'll get us in. 511 00:23:55,336 --> 00:23:56,753 Artie wants a story from daddy. 512 00:23:56,804 --> 00:23:58,638 I'm talking to my sister. 513 00:23:58,673 --> 00:24:01,474 Sorry, Suse. I got to go. 514 00:24:05,830 --> 00:24:07,264 You want me to call Derek? 515 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,900 No. No, no. [Chuckles] 516 00:24:09,934 --> 00:24:13,153 You know what? You guys are the best. 517 00:24:13,187 --> 00:24:14,905 Hey, where's your TV, Ive? 518 00:24:14,939 --> 00:24:17,324 Oh, it's over there under that pile of clothes. 519 00:24:17,358 --> 00:24:20,026 Oh, you want to watch a movie? 520 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,328 What do you have? 521 00:24:21,362 --> 00:24:22,946 Are we sick of Marilyn? 522 00:24:22,997 --> 00:24:25,282 Actually, there's a rangers game on. 523 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,933 Oh, yeah? 524 00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:29,920 What's a ranger? 525 00:24:29,954 --> 00:24:33,740 Okay, I'm gonna go make you some tea. 526 00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:39,179 Where did you find him? 527 00:24:39,213 --> 00:24:40,964 Like three feet away. 528 00:24:41,015 --> 00:24:42,866 I'm sorry, but you really are 529 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,651 the straightest chorus boy I ever met. 530 00:24:44,685 --> 00:24:46,553 - You think I'm straight? - You're not straight? 531 00:24:46,587 --> 00:24:50,023 I didn't say that. 532 00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:53,360 I interrupted your date. Was it fun? 533 00:24:53,394 --> 00:24:55,528 It was a cocktail party with his friends. 534 00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:57,781 Ooh, it sounds hideous. 535 00:24:57,815 --> 00:25:01,318 [Laughs] It was, actually. 536 00:25:01,352 --> 00:25:03,987 His furniture is upscale minimalist. 537 00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:07,157 - Blech. - I know. 538 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:10,660 [Giggles] 539 00:25:10,711 --> 00:25:13,630 [Band playing jazzy music] 540 00:25:13,664 --> 00:25:15,264 ♪ 541 00:25:23,758 --> 00:25:24,924 [Scattered applause] 542 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,242 All right, fellas, last song. 543 00:25:26,277 --> 00:25:27,677 Thank God. 544 00:25:27,728 --> 00:25:29,679 You been checking that thing all night. 545 00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:31,181 You got boyfriend problems? 546 00:25:31,232 --> 00:25:32,432 Just making sure it still works. 547 00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:33,483 Okay, you clowns, um, I get one. 548 00:25:33,517 --> 00:25:34,901 Let's do Shake it out. 549 00:25:34,935 --> 00:25:37,904 It's on the list, so just follow me. 550 00:25:37,938 --> 00:25:40,190 [Florence and the Machine's Shake it out] 551 00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:44,411 ♪ Regrets collect like old friends ♪ 552 00:25:44,445 --> 00:25:48,498 ♪ here to relive your darkest moments ♪ 553 00:25:48,532 --> 00:25:53,203 ♪ I can see no way, I can see no way ♪ 554 00:25:53,254 --> 00:25:57,674 ♪ and all of the ghouls come out to play ♪ 555 00:25:57,708 --> 00:26:02,712 ♪ and every demon wants his pound of flesh ♪ 556 00:26:02,763 --> 00:26:06,716 ♪ but I like to keep some things to myself ♪ 557 00:26:06,767 --> 00:26:11,221 ♪ I like to keep my issues strong ♪ 558 00:26:11,272 --> 00:26:14,691 ♪ It's always darkest before the dawn ♪ 559 00:26:14,725 --> 00:26:16,726 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 560 00:26:16,777 --> 00:26:18,278 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 561 00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:19,612 ♪ oh, whoa ♪ 562 00:26:19,647 --> 00:26:21,231 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 563 00:26:21,282 --> 00:26:23,950 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 564 00:26:23,984 --> 00:26:27,203 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 565 00:26:27,238 --> 00:26:29,239 ♪ so shake him off ♪ 566 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:33,043 ♪ oh, whoa ♪ 567 00:26:33,077 --> 00:26:37,881 ♪ I am done with my graceless heart ♪ 568 00:26:37,915 --> 00:26:42,419 ♪ so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart ♪ 569 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:46,923 ♪ 'cause I like to keep my issues strong ♪ 570 00:26:46,974 --> 00:26:50,760 ♪ 'cause it's always darkest before the dawn ♪ 571 00:26:50,811 --> 00:26:52,178 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 572 00:26:52,212 --> 00:26:53,596 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 573 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,265 ♪ oh, whoa ♪ 574 00:26:55,316 --> 00:26:56,816 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 575 00:26:56,851 --> 00:26:59,986 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 576 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,989 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 577 00:27:03,023 --> 00:27:05,075 ♪ so shake him off ♪ 578 00:27:05,109 --> 00:27:08,278 ♪ oh, whoa ♪ 579 00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:12,916 ♪ and I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't ♪ 580 00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:14,918 ♪ so here's to drinks in the dark ♪ 581 00:27:14,952 --> 00:27:17,670 ♪ at the end of the road ♪ 582 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:21,841 ♪ and I'm ready to suffer, and I'm ready to hope ♪ 583 00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:25,628 ♪ so it's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat ♪ 584 00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:30,683 ♪ 'cause looking for heaven for the devil in me ♪ 585 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:34,471 ♪ looking for heaven for the devil in me ♪ 586 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:38,191 ♪ but what the hell? ♪ 587 00:27:38,225 --> 00:27:43,029 ♪ I'm gonna let it happen to me ♪ 588 00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:44,364 ♪ yeah ♪ 589 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:45,982 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 590 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:47,617 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 591 00:27:47,651 --> 00:27:48,952 ♪ oh, whoa ♪ 592 00:27:48,986 --> 00:27:50,453 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 593 00:27:50,488 --> 00:27:52,989 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 594 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,576 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 595 00:27:56,610 --> 00:27:58,795 ♪ so shake him off ♪ 596 00:27:58,829 --> 00:28:02,132 ♪ oh, whoa ♪ 597 00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,135 [vocalizing] 598 00:28:05,169 --> 00:28:08,588 ♪ 599 00:28:08,622 --> 00:28:14,594 ♪ ooh, yeah ♪ 600 00:28:14,628 --> 00:28:18,648 ♪ shake it off ♪ 601 00:28:18,682 --> 00:28:21,184 ♪ oh, oh ♪ 602 00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:23,153 [cheers and applause] 603 00:28:23,187 --> 00:28:25,405 Good job, guys. Thank you. 604 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:38,830 [Sighs deeply] 605 00:28:38,837 --> 00:28:40,722 You okay? 606 00:28:41,857 --> 00:28:43,841 Yeah, my shoulders hurt. 607 00:28:43,892 --> 00:28:46,344 It's just stress. 608 00:28:49,348 --> 00:28:51,816 I'm gonna go for a walk. 609 00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:54,735 Sometimes that... [Clears throat] 610 00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:58,239 Helps me, uh, clear my head. 611 00:28:59,942 --> 00:29:01,158 So I'm just gonna, um... 612 00:29:01,193 --> 00:29:02,743 Go for a walk and figure it out. 613 00:29:02,778 --> 00:29:05,145 Don't stay out too late. 614 00:29:12,454 --> 00:29:14,372 Chicken again, boys. What a surprise. 615 00:29:14,423 --> 00:29:17,124 - [Laughs] - Hey, guys. 616 00:29:17,158 --> 00:29:19,427 You're not Ivy, are you? 617 00:29:19,461 --> 00:29:21,429 Um, no. 618 00:29:21,463 --> 00:29:22,964 I'm Karen Cartwright. 619 00:29:22,998 --> 00:29:25,182 You ever been to a Bar Mitzvah before, Karen? 620 00:29:25,217 --> 00:29:27,601 No, I'm really sorry. 621 00:29:27,636 --> 00:29:31,188 A friend of mine wants you to call him tomorrow. 622 00:29:31,223 --> 00:29:34,709 Thanks, guys. 623 00:29:34,743 --> 00:29:38,178 [Phone vibrates] 624 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:53,144 You got the security guard to unlock the door. 625 00:29:53,178 --> 00:29:55,596 I told you I would. 626 00:29:58,967 --> 00:30:01,419 Look... 627 00:30:04,473 --> 00:30:08,726 You cannot call me at home. You cannot text me at home. 628 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,645 You cannot ever again show up at my home. 629 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,282 I know. 630 00:30:15,317 --> 00:30:17,752 I should have never let them cast you. 631 00:30:17,786 --> 00:30:21,188 Come on, I'm pretty good in this. 632 00:30:21,223 --> 00:30:23,074 You shouldn't have taken the part. 633 00:30:23,108 --> 00:30:25,276 I'm an actor. 634 00:30:25,327 --> 00:30:27,411 Don't offer me the part if you don't want me to take it. 635 00:30:27,446 --> 00:30:29,780 It was five years ago. I thought we could handle it. 636 00:30:29,831 --> 00:30:32,166 Yeah, so did I. 637 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,085 We were both wrong. 638 00:30:34,119 --> 00:30:38,706 Okay, um, you are married with a child. 639 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,941 I have Leo and Frank, and... 640 00:30:40,976 --> 00:30:43,294 - And here we are. - And we can't... 641 00:30:43,345 --> 00:30:45,546 Jules, why are you here if you don't want to be here? 642 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:49,433 To get through to you. 643 00:30:49,468 --> 00:30:51,619 - You got through. - Okay, no. 644 00:30:51,653 --> 00:30:54,405 I can't think if you... If you touch me. 645 00:30:54,456 --> 00:30:57,408 I can't think even if we don't. 646 00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:03,464 How about we... 647 00:31:03,498 --> 00:31:06,200 Just look? 648 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,291 I so want to see you. 649 00:31:16,545 --> 00:31:20,097 I'll only touch your shirt... 650 00:31:23,435 --> 00:31:25,436 Like this. 651 00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:06,093 You want me to...? 652 00:32:20,308 --> 00:32:23,294 You're more beautiful. 653 00:32:25,113 --> 00:32:27,948 Me? 654 00:32:27,982 --> 00:32:29,450 You... 655 00:32:29,484 --> 00:32:33,254 - Michael. - No one has to know. 656 00:33:04,653 --> 00:33:06,704 You want me to stop? 657 00:33:06,738 --> 00:33:09,356 No. 658 00:33:16,459 --> 00:33:17,879 ♪ 659 00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:29,130 Is your friend gonna be okay? 660 00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:32,251 - Seems like it. - Good. 661 00:33:32,286 --> 00:33:34,954 Well, my friends liked you a lot. 662 00:33:35,005 --> 00:33:37,256 [Chuckles] I was only there three minutes. 663 00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:41,093 Mm, they found that very reassuring. 664 00:33:41,128 --> 00:33:42,712 They thought I was moving much too fast, 665 00:33:42,746 --> 00:33:44,347 introducing everyone to each other. 666 00:33:44,381 --> 00:33:46,265 [Chuckles] 667 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:48,184 What? 668 00:33:48,218 --> 00:33:50,269 Look, I have to ask this. 669 00:33:50,304 --> 00:33:54,640 Did you just come out to your mother last year? 670 00:33:54,691 --> 00:33:57,143 Aaron told you that. 671 00:33:57,194 --> 00:33:59,562 - What a jerk. - No. 672 00:33:59,596 --> 00:34:01,280 No, he's a total jerk. 673 00:34:01,315 --> 00:34:03,533 I did come out to my mother last year. 674 00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:06,626 I also came out to her when I was 8 675 00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:08,287 and when I was 12 676 00:34:08,322 --> 00:34:11,958 and when I was 23 and last year. 677 00:34:11,992 --> 00:34:14,744 And don't get me wrong. You'll love my mother. 678 00:34:14,778 --> 00:34:16,662 She's really nice, just... 679 00:34:16,713 --> 00:34:19,966 A little hard of hearing. 680 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,335 Got it. 681 00:34:28,926 --> 00:34:30,510 - Hey. - Hey. 682 00:34:30,561 --> 00:34:33,329 - How's the voice today? - "The voice"? 683 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:35,481 The voice is fine. 684 00:34:35,516 --> 00:34:36,732 Terrific. 685 00:34:36,767 --> 00:34:39,902 Do you want to know how I am? 686 00:34:39,937 --> 00:34:42,688 - Sure. - I'm fine. 687 00:34:42,739 --> 00:34:45,491 Tom and Sam came by and took care of me. 688 00:34:45,526 --> 00:34:48,694 They were worried about me, because they love me. 689 00:34:48,745 --> 00:34:50,997 And now you're feeling better, yes? 690 00:34:51,031 --> 00:34:53,950 Yes, I am. 691 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,588 Wonderful. 692 00:35:07,664 --> 00:35:10,016 Karen... 693 00:35:10,050 --> 00:35:11,717 Sorry about the confusing texts. 694 00:35:11,768 --> 00:35:13,135 Oh, I'm just glad you thought of me. 695 00:35:13,169 --> 00:35:14,770 - Thanks. - Great. 696 00:35:14,805 --> 00:35:19,442 Oh, and if anything else happens, I'm ready. 697 00:35:19,476 --> 00:35:20,526 Karen... 698 00:35:20,561 --> 00:35:23,229 So how'd it go? 699 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,531 Maybe I'm not cut out for Bar Mitzvahs. 700 00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:28,200 Did you at least get a good tip? 701 00:35:28,235 --> 00:35:30,486 Uh... 702 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,572 Oh, well. 703 00:35:32,623 --> 00:35:34,657 Oh, well. Holy cow! 704 00:35:34,691 --> 00:35:36,292 - Holy moly! - What? 705 00:35:36,326 --> 00:35:38,911 I gave you that gig, and Bobby Raskin was there? 706 00:35:38,962 --> 00:35:40,546 Who? 707 00:35:40,581 --> 00:35:42,882 Bobby Raskin was at the Bar Mitzvah you gave me. 708 00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:45,468 - And you gave it to her? - Who's Bobby Raskin? 709 00:35:45,502 --> 00:35:46,919 Bobby Raskin? 710 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,554 Ugh! You're from Iowa. 711 00:35:48,589 --> 00:35:51,757 He's big. He's like Tommy Mottola. 712 00:35:51,808 --> 00:35:54,260 And don't say, "who's Tommy Mottola?" 713 00:35:54,311 --> 00:35:56,464 [Loud thud] 714 00:35:58,315 --> 00:35:59,649 You okay? 715 00:35:59,683 --> 00:36:02,268 That chick really gets on my nerves. 716 00:36:02,319 --> 00:36:04,403 Why didn't I just have her fired the first day? 717 00:36:04,438 --> 00:36:06,606 Marilyn would have! 718 00:36:07,441 --> 00:36:09,575 What was that for? 719 00:36:09,610 --> 00:36:11,611 'Cause you're awesome. 720 00:36:14,164 --> 00:36:17,500 Uh, hi. Hello. Is this Mr. Raskin's office? 721 00:36:17,534 --> 00:36:20,836 I'm Karen Cartwright. He asked that I call him? 722 00:36:20,871 --> 00:36:22,538 - Hi. - Hi. 723 00:36:22,572 --> 00:36:24,457 How are you? 724 00:36:24,508 --> 00:36:27,176 Uh... 725 00:36:27,210 --> 00:36:29,261 Good. 726 00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:30,997 You? 727 00:36:31,031 --> 00:36:32,982 Great. 728 00:36:35,852 --> 00:36:38,888 I think we're about to start. 729 00:36:38,922 --> 00:36:41,807 - And we're in. - All right, everyone... 730 00:36:41,858 --> 00:36:46,145 Our esteemed lyricist has finally finished the verses 731 00:36:46,196 --> 00:36:47,980 for History is made at night. 732 00:36:48,031 --> 00:36:50,316 Since we're six days away from an invited audience, 733 00:36:50,367 --> 00:36:51,801 I'd like to work quickly. 734 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,536 So let's try it with the original staging 735 00:36:53,570 --> 00:36:54,987 and see if it fits the new words. 736 00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:57,123 Places for the second verse, please. 737 00:36:57,157 --> 00:36:59,458 Uh, and if you guys could try it without the pages, 738 00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:00,459 that would be super. 739 00:37:00,494 --> 00:37:02,461 - Uh... - Just do it. 740 00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:03,579 No, no, no. I got it. 741 00:37:03,613 --> 00:37:06,916 - Great. - All right, then. 742 00:37:16,226 --> 00:37:18,394 [Piano playing History is made at night] 743 00:37:18,428 --> 00:37:20,262 [Ensemble doo-wop vocalizing] 744 00:37:20,296 --> 00:37:23,733 ♪ I see the questions burning in your eyes ♪ 745 00:37:23,767 --> 00:37:27,570 ♪ or is it just reflections ♪ 746 00:37:27,604 --> 00:37:28,938 ♪ mm ♪ 747 00:37:28,972 --> 00:37:32,241 ♪ of the stars high above you? ♪ 748 00:37:32,275 --> 00:37:37,830 ♪ Oh, I'm just your student, and I hope you won't be shy ♪ 749 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:41,167 ♪ please make corrections ♪ 750 00:37:41,201 --> 00:37:46,088 ♪ yeah, on the sweetest way to love you ♪ 751 00:37:46,123 --> 00:37:48,457 ♪ Come and sit close... Whisper close ♪ 752 00:37:48,491 --> 00:37:51,260 ♪ tell me just when to say when ♪ 753 00:37:51,294 --> 00:37:53,546 ♪ Then we'll sleep through the day ♪ 754 00:37:53,597 --> 00:37:55,214 ♪ Then whenever you say ♪ 755 00:37:55,265 --> 00:37:57,216 ♪ that's when school begins again ♪ 756 00:37:57,267 --> 00:38:01,604 ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 757 00:38:01,638 --> 00:38:04,607 ♪ so close the books, turn off the light ♪ 758 00:38:04,641 --> 00:38:07,526 ♪ and listen ♪ 759 00:38:07,561 --> 00:38:11,731 ♪ let my heart be the teacher ♪ 760 00:38:11,782 --> 00:38:14,066 ♪ no one here to disapprove ♪ 761 00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:20,289 ♪ as we review the lessons you've been missin' ♪ 762 00:38:20,323 --> 00:38:27,830 ♪ let the moon be our only light ♪ 763 00:38:27,864 --> 00:38:32,885 ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 764 00:38:32,919 --> 00:38:34,253 [Ensemble vocalizing] 765 00:38:34,304 --> 00:38:36,255 ♪ Come here ♪ 766 00:38:36,289 --> 00:38:38,140 ♪ oh, oh, yeah ♪ 767 00:38:38,175 --> 00:38:41,477 ♪ someday they'll write lots of books ♪ 768 00:38:41,511 --> 00:38:43,979 ♪ about our fame and glory ♪ 769 00:38:44,014 --> 00:38:47,566 ♪ but if all their reports are just movies and sports ♪ 770 00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:51,020 Both: ♪ They'll be missin' the whole story ♪ 771 00:38:51,054 --> 00:38:54,690 All: ♪ Missin' the whole story ♪ 772 00:38:54,724 --> 00:38:57,243 both: ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 773 00:38:57,277 --> 00:39:00,246 ♪ so close the books, turn off the light ♪ 774 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,748 ♪ and listen ♪ 775 00:39:02,783 --> 00:39:05,034 [music stops, laughter] 776 00:39:05,068 --> 00:39:07,870 Oh, for crying out loud! 777 00:39:07,904 --> 00:39:10,172 Is it too much to ask for a moment of professionalism? 778 00:39:10,207 --> 00:39:11,707 Sorry. 779 00:39:11,741 --> 00:39:13,259 [Chuckles mockingly] "Sorry" doesn't help me. 780 00:39:13,293 --> 00:39:15,177 I need something that vaguely resembles sex. 781 00:39:15,212 --> 00:39:18,764 Could we try that today with our Marilyn, please? 782 00:39:18,799 --> 00:39:21,617 I can do sex. 783 00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:24,937 Then I'd like to see it. 784 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,673 And by the way, I'd love it if you were singing at the same time. 785 00:39:27,707 --> 00:39:29,525 Let's take it from the bridge, please. 786 00:39:29,559 --> 00:39:33,229 Hey, uh, while we're stopped, I have a thought. 787 00:39:33,263 --> 00:39:35,781 Maybe you could give me notes 788 00:39:35,816 --> 00:39:38,801 without publicly humiliating me at the same time. 789 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,786 Oh, great. 790 00:39:40,821 --> 00:39:44,373 Oh, and maybe... maybe you could remember that artists 791 00:39:44,407 --> 00:39:47,827 are not football players who can take endless abuse 792 00:39:47,878 --> 00:39:49,461 and still do their jobs! 793 00:39:49,496 --> 00:39:50,796 Okay. 794 00:39:50,831 --> 00:39:53,082 Miss Monroe is having a moment. 795 00:39:53,116 --> 00:39:56,719 Oh! Well, maybe a different miss Monroe could do it better. 796 00:39:56,753 --> 00:39:58,504 Miss Cartwright? 797 00:39:58,555 --> 00:40:01,557 Maybe you could take a crack at it. 798 00:40:01,591 --> 00:40:04,210 - Let's take a ten. - Um, no, seriously, Derek... 799 00:40:04,244 --> 00:40:06,145 We should have given them more time with the lyrics. 800 00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:07,897 I don't need more time with the lyrics! 801 00:40:07,931 --> 00:40:09,148 You know what I need? 802 00:40:09,182 --> 00:40:11,166 I need to stop sleeping with men 803 00:40:11,201 --> 00:40:14,236 who are complete narcissistic pricks! 804 00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,024 Oh, and you're not that good-looking! 805 00:40:19,075 --> 00:40:22,278 And you're not that good in bed either! 806 00:40:26,116 --> 00:40:29,102 It's just a side effect from the steroids. 807 00:40:32,372 --> 00:40:35,875 [Crying] 808 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:45,434 [Exhales sharply] 809 00:40:45,468 --> 00:40:47,636 You all right? 810 00:40:47,670 --> 00:40:49,722 Yeah, I will be. 811 00:40:52,475 --> 00:40:56,312 [Both laughing] 812 00:41:01,735 --> 00:41:05,037 Well, that was quite a bit of unscripted drama today. 813 00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,488 I probably shouldn't say anything, 814 00:41:06,522 --> 00:41:07,907 but I rather enjoyed it. 815 00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:09,625 Ralph! There you are! 816 00:41:09,659 --> 00:41:12,745 You found the Bushwhack! 817 00:41:12,796 --> 00:41:14,330 This is Ellis and Zach. 818 00:41:14,364 --> 00:41:17,716 Ralph Masius, my favorite Broadway producer. 819 00:41:17,751 --> 00:41:19,969 - Hi. - Hey. 820 00:41:20,003 --> 00:41:21,220 Hello. Could we, uh, have four 821 00:41:21,254 --> 00:41:23,138 of your delicious Martinis, please? 822 00:41:23,173 --> 00:41:24,757 Done. 823 00:41:24,808 --> 00:41:26,308 Best drink in town, I swear. 824 00:41:26,343 --> 00:41:28,344 - I'm not fancy. - I am. 825 00:41:28,378 --> 00:41:29,895 The Nederlanders are coming. 826 00:41:29,930 --> 00:41:31,897 David stone, Jeffrey finn... 827 00:41:31,932 --> 00:41:33,983 The list is incredibly impressive. 828 00:41:34,017 --> 00:41:35,484 - Show him the list, Ellis. - No need. 829 00:41:35,518 --> 00:41:38,103 - Put me on it. - Put him on the list, Ellis. 830 00:41:38,154 --> 00:41:40,105 Is that the reason why we're celebrating? 831 00:41:40,156 --> 00:41:42,274 Well, that and a couple of other things. 832 00:41:42,309 --> 00:41:44,917 I just landed a beautiful, luxury, 833 00:41:44,918 --> 00:41:46,645 two-bedroom apartment... 834 00:41:46,646 --> 00:41:48,948 Top floor at a basement price. 835 00:41:48,999 --> 00:41:50,783 - Awesome! - What neighborhood? 836 00:41:50,834 --> 00:41:52,451 The Lower East Side, boys. 837 00:41:52,502 --> 00:41:56,005 I, um, have a nephew who has a nice building. 838 00:41:56,039 --> 00:41:57,923 [Laughs] 839 00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,541 Cheers, everybody! 840 00:41:59,575 --> 00:42:01,961 - Here's to change! - I'm down with that. 841 00:42:02,012 --> 00:42:04,797 - Mmm! - Not bad. 842 00:42:04,848 --> 00:42:07,599 How's your big buck hunter,Ralph? 843 00:42:07,634 --> 00:42:09,718 Buck what-er? [Laughter] 844 00:42:09,752 --> 00:42:14,106 Come on, follow me. I'm taking you all on. 845 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:17,226 Oh, we'd like four more Martinis, please. 846 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:20,346 Five... 847 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:23,315 One for you. 848 00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:26,169 [Coins rattling] 849 00:42:27,404 --> 00:42:29,154 Watch out, now. 850 00:42:29,205 --> 00:42:31,606 It's my turn. 851 00:42:35,931 --> 00:42:40,931 Original sync and correction by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com Re-sync for WEBDL