1 00:00:00,742 --> 00:00:02,462 Previously, on "Smash". 2 00:00:02,540 --> 00:00:04,458 All: ♪ Let's be bad. 3 00:00:04,509 --> 00:00:07,794 - Am I late? - No, Karen was early. 4 00:00:07,845 --> 00:00:09,830 I'm pretty good with a computer, 5 00:00:09,864 --> 00:00:11,515 if you need some help. 6 00:00:11,549 --> 00:00:14,351 - What are the charges? - Loitering for drugs. 7 00:00:14,385 --> 00:00:16,086 ♪ When you hear the things... ♪ 8 00:00:16,104 --> 00:00:18,472 You humiliate me when you're not ignoring me! 9 00:00:18,506 --> 00:00:22,526 I have a pretty clear sense of what I bring to the party. 10 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,911 - I'm Tom. - I'm Sam. 11 00:00:24,946 --> 00:00:27,698 Well, I know what I bring to the party. 12 00:00:31,569 --> 00:00:34,388 ♪ Some like it hot, and that ain't bad ♪ 13 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,543 ♪ her smile and your fantasies play a duet ♪ 14 00:00:39,577 --> 00:00:42,212 ♪ that will make you forget where you ♪ 15 00:00:42,246 --> 00:00:45,582 [Voice cracks] 16 00:00:47,852 --> 00:00:51,188 You okay? 17 00:00:51,222 --> 00:00:54,808 Absolutely. 18 00:00:54,859 --> 00:00:56,943 Do you want some coffee? 19 00:00:56,978 --> 00:00:59,146 What time is it? 20 00:01:03,668 --> 00:01:05,118 $7 million? 21 00:01:05,153 --> 00:01:08,021 That's not a lot for a musical these days. 22 00:01:08,056 --> 00:01:10,207 Well, if you want to give me $15 million, Ralph, 23 00:01:10,241 --> 00:01:11,875 I won't say no. [Laughs] 24 00:01:11,909 --> 00:01:13,877 Well, you'll need it to get to Broadway. 25 00:01:13,911 --> 00:01:16,213 Well, actually, we're just looking at a workshop 26 00:01:16,247 --> 00:01:17,547 and an out-of-town tryout. 27 00:01:17,582 --> 00:01:19,549 - And after that? - Ralph! 28 00:01:19,584 --> 00:01:20,801 You called me, remember? 29 00:01:20,835 --> 00:01:22,219 You called me up and asked me 30 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:24,004 if you could come over and talk to me. 31 00:01:24,055 --> 00:01:26,056 Now you're playing hard to get. 32 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:29,309 Why are you here if you're not interested? 33 00:01:29,344 --> 00:01:32,095 - When's the workshop? - A week from Sunday. 34 00:01:32,129 --> 00:01:34,181 Okay. 35 00:01:34,232 --> 00:01:37,351 I'm not saying I'm interested, but I am intrigued. 36 00:01:37,402 --> 00:01:42,823 22b comes after 18, replace 21 with 19. 37 00:01:42,857 --> 00:01:45,409 No, I have 12 replacing 21. 38 00:01:45,443 --> 00:01:47,027 That was last week. Don't confuse her. 39 00:01:47,078 --> 00:01:49,162 When do they stop changing everything? 40 00:01:49,197 --> 00:01:51,164 Five seconds before the performance. 41 00:01:51,199 --> 00:01:53,950 Oh. 44 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:03,427 and then... wait... The... the... 45 00:02:03,461 --> 00:02:06,930 Yes, Natasha Lytess scene here, 46 00:02:06,964 --> 00:02:08,682 it will heighten the progression. 47 00:02:08,716 --> 00:02:10,934 Oh, my God, this isn't a high-school science project, 48 00:02:10,968 --> 00:02:12,719 - it's a bloody musical! - No, it's a workshop! 49 00:02:12,770 --> 00:02:14,271 A first workshop! 50 00:02:14,305 --> 00:02:16,022 And people are coming to see it! 51 00:02:16,057 --> 00:02:17,307 Could we dial this down? 52 00:02:17,341 --> 00:02:19,526 Look, there is no discernible story, 53 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,895 linear or otherwise, between pages 7 and 32. 54 00:02:21,946 --> 00:02:23,730 That's not a gap. That is a black hole. 55 00:02:23,781 --> 00:02:25,615 And if you don't fix it this week, 56 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,734 we're all going to get sucked into its tidal force, 57 00:02:27,785 --> 00:02:31,037 and all we'll be left with is "Marilyn the red dwarf." 58 00:02:31,072 --> 00:02:32,873 Okay, look, there's been a really crazy situation 59 00:02:32,907 --> 00:02:34,908 at home, okay? My husband has been out of town. 60 00:02:34,959 --> 00:02:36,410 My son has gotten into some trouble, 61 00:02:36,461 --> 00:02:38,211 and I've had to be there for him. 62 00:02:38,246 --> 00:02:39,713 That is great, Julia. 63 00:02:39,747 --> 00:02:42,999 I am thrilled to hear your oh-so-sad story, 64 00:02:43,033 --> 00:02:45,552 but this workshop goes up in front of an audience in a week. 65 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:47,921 Tom here has written a beautiful melody, 66 00:02:47,972 --> 00:02:49,639 but check it out... 67 00:02:49,674 --> 00:02:51,758 The lyrics are half finished. Whole song... 68 00:02:51,809 --> 00:02:53,643 - Half the lyrics! - Tom, it's okay. 69 00:02:53,678 --> 00:02:55,896 No, it might be okay for you, but it's not okay for me. 70 00:02:55,930 --> 00:02:58,482 He is not using me or my music as a club 71 00:02:58,516 --> 00:03:00,801 with which to bludgeon my writing partner! 72 00:03:00,835 --> 00:03:03,103 Got it? 73 00:03:11,829 --> 00:03:13,997 [Gasps] Oh. 74 00:03:14,031 --> 00:03:15,949 It's okay. It always gets a little tense 75 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,417 with a new musical. 76 00:03:17,452 --> 00:03:19,085 No, not that. It's my credit card bill. 77 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,589 - It's bad? - $326.38. 78 00:03:22,623 --> 00:03:24,040 You're kidding. 79 00:03:24,074 --> 00:03:25,759 - You're kidding, right? - Can I see that? 80 00:03:25,793 --> 00:03:27,427 I don't think I've ever seen one this low before. 81 00:03:27,462 --> 00:03:28,879 Have you ever seen one this low? 82 00:03:28,913 --> 00:03:30,096 Oh, my God. 83 00:03:30,131 --> 00:03:31,465 I would be singing and dancing 84 00:03:31,516 --> 00:03:33,300 if I had a credit card bill this low. 85 00:03:33,351 --> 00:03:34,968 Both: You're singing and dancing anyway. 86 00:03:35,019 --> 00:03:36,553 - Shut up! - Get out of my head. 87 00:03:36,587 --> 00:03:40,640 ♪ Her smile and your fantasies play a duet ♪ 88 00:03:40,691 --> 00:03:42,642 ♪ that will make you forget... ♪ 89 00:03:42,693 --> 00:03:45,312 Everything okay in here? 90 00:03:45,363 --> 00:03:49,366 - Terrific. - They're ready to start. 91 00:03:53,037 --> 00:03:55,205 Ellis, what can I do for you? 92 00:03:55,239 --> 00:03:58,375 Derek is mad because Julia didn't finish a song, 93 00:03:58,409 --> 00:03:59,910 and then Tom and Julia and Derek 94 00:03:59,944 --> 00:04:01,378 got into a huge fight over the script, 95 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:02,996 and Tom stormed out of rehearsal. 96 00:04:03,047 --> 00:04:04,998 I just thought you might like to know. 97 00:04:05,032 --> 00:04:07,250 Yes, I might like to know that. 98 00:04:07,284 --> 00:04:10,887 Uh, where are you going? 99 00:04:10,922 --> 00:04:13,473 To rehearsal. 100 00:04:13,508 --> 00:04:16,676 [Piano playing Let me be your star] 101 00:04:16,727 --> 00:04:20,897 ♪ Her smile and your fantasies ♪ 102 00:04:20,932 --> 00:04:23,483 ♪ play a duet 103 00:04:23,518 --> 00:04:27,904 ♪ that will make you forget where you ♪ 104 00:04:27,939 --> 00:04:29,990 [Voice cracks] 105 00:04:30,024 --> 00:04:31,007 [Music stops] 106 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,093 Sorry. Sorry. 107 00:04:33,127 --> 00:04:35,745 - I'm so sorry. - You okay? 108 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:38,915 Uh, can we just start it at the end of the bridge? 109 00:04:41,085 --> 00:04:44,754 [Piano playing Let me be your star] 110 00:04:44,789 --> 00:04:46,756 ♪ 111 00:04:46,791 --> 00:04:50,126 ♪ Forget what used to be [Clears throat] 112 00:04:50,161 --> 00:04:53,547 ♪ The past is on the cutting-room floor ♪ 113 00:04:53,581 --> 00:04:56,132 ♪ the future 114 00:04:56,166 --> 00:05:00,303 ♪ is here with me [Voice cracking] 115 00:05:00,337 --> 00:05:03,890 ♪ Choose me! [Voice cracks] 116 00:05:03,941 --> 00:05:07,177 [Music stops] 117 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:23,209 [Orchestra tuning up] 118 00:05:23,244 --> 00:05:25,764 SMASH S01 Ep06 - Chemistry 119 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:29,741 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com 120 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:36,394 One, two, three, for, five, that's it. 121 00:05:36,475 --> 00:05:38,443 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 122 00:05:38,477 --> 00:05:41,479 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 123 00:05:41,513 --> 00:05:44,282 Yeah, well done, guys. Let's call it a day. 124 00:05:44,316 --> 00:05:46,200 Check over your scripts, please, get a good night's sleep, 125 00:05:46,235 --> 00:05:50,005 and no one get so much as a cold from now on. 126 00:05:50,956 --> 00:05:53,157 - Good night. - Good night. 127 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,995 Shoot. 128 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:06,374 Listen, I've been having some problems 129 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,576 with the whole transition to the breakup scene. 130 00:06:08,627 --> 00:06:10,795 Uh, we can talk about it tomorrow. 131 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,463 Oh, I don't want to take up rehearsal time. 132 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:13,881 Uh, could I call you tonight, 133 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,467 or maybe even right now we could grab a coffee? 134 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:18,970 Tomorrow would be best. 135 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,306 Okay. 136 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:23,808 Did you talk to her? 137 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:25,259 According to the doctor, 138 00:06:25,311 --> 00:06:28,012 her throat is inflamed but not infected. 139 00:06:28,046 --> 00:06:30,148 - There are no nodules or polyps. - Did he give her a steroid? 140 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:31,849 She has some prednisone, yes, 141 00:06:31,883 --> 00:06:33,484 but she's hypersensitive to drugs, 142 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:35,019 so it's not necessarily her best first option. 143 00:06:35,053 --> 00:06:36,938 So what are her other options? 144 00:06:36,989 --> 00:06:38,656 She's gonna try vocal rest for the night. 145 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:41,379 - Okay, what are our options? - Can we postpone? 146 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:43,191 - Well, that'd be difficult. - How difficult? 147 00:06:43,192 --> 00:06:45,863 Well, a lot of our investors already have it on their schedules. 148 00:06:45,897 --> 00:06:47,782 If we postpone, it sends the wrong message. 149 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,436 Okay, what about our other Marilyn? Can she do it? 150 00:06:50,437 --> 00:06:51,202 Whoa, hang on! 151 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,837 Yeah, I'd love to hang on, but I've just found out 152 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,088 I've got to do an entire workshop 153 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:55,590 about Marilyn Monroe with no Marilyn. 154 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,659 - For a day, maybe! - Oh, I'm sorry. 155 00:06:57,693 --> 00:06:59,127 I wasn't aware I had an extra day. 156 00:06:59,178 --> 00:07:01,012 Can Karen do it, Julia? 157 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,313 Can she learn the role in a week? 158 00:07:02,348 --> 00:07:03,881 - I don't know. - Stop it. 159 00:07:03,915 --> 00:07:05,299 And by the way, don't you dare 160 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:06,551 breathe a word about this to Ivy. 161 00:07:06,585 --> 00:07:08,970 Stress plays a huge part in all of this. 162 00:07:09,021 --> 00:07:10,271 You've already been leaning on her too hard. 163 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,190 If she finds out you want to replace her, 164 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,359 it'll make it much worse. 165 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,477 A leading lady with vocal problems... 166 00:07:16,528 --> 00:07:18,529 No one believes that even when it's true! 167 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,698 Yep. 168 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,953 So what did he say? 169 00:07:25,988 --> 00:07:27,955 It's inflamed. 170 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:29,624 Strained more than anything. 171 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,659 It's stress. 172 00:07:31,710 --> 00:07:34,729 He gave you prednisone, right? 173 00:07:34,763 --> 00:07:37,749 Well, that's good. That stuff is a miracle worker. 174 00:07:37,783 --> 00:07:39,917 Well, there are a lot of bad side effects. 175 00:07:39,951 --> 00:07:43,671 Darling, you work in musical theater. 176 00:07:43,722 --> 00:07:46,474 There are lots of terrible side effects... 177 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:48,926 Bankruptcy, alcoholism... 178 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,678 Insanity. [Laughs] 179 00:07:50,729 --> 00:07:52,430 [Whispering] Don't make me laugh. 180 00:07:52,464 --> 00:07:54,682 Look, everybody uses the stuff... don't worry about it. 181 00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:57,602 If it helps, it's worth it. 182 00:07:57,636 --> 00:08:00,104 Look, I have to go work on tomorrow's schedule. 183 00:08:00,138 --> 00:08:01,539 If you can't do it, we'll have to get 184 00:08:01,573 --> 00:08:03,524 the Cartwright girl to fill in, okay? 185 00:08:03,575 --> 00:08:06,577 I can't just waste the day. 186 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:13,367 [Door closes] 187 00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:25,163 [Sighs] 188 00:08:27,766 --> 00:08:29,434 Would you have to learn the dances? 189 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,385 - I don't know yet. - Can you ask? 190 00:08:31,437 --> 00:08:33,554 Not until they ask me. 191 00:08:33,605 --> 00:08:36,173 They better do it fast. 192 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:40,945 You know what? 193 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:44,615 I can do this. 194 00:09:05,204 --> 00:09:06,170 Mom. 195 00:09:06,204 --> 00:09:08,473 Mom! 196 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:10,224 Oh! 197 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,478 Sorry. Aah! 198 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,480 I'm so not the cook around here. 199 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,815 No kidding. 200 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,853 Okay. 201 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:24,238 Most of them are... are okay. 202 00:09:24,273 --> 00:09:25,773 Ow! 203 00:09:25,824 --> 00:09:27,742 Some of them... ouch! 204 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,110 There you go. 205 00:09:29,161 --> 00:09:31,913 They're saved. I'm saving them. 206 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,282 - Mom, I don't want pancakes. - You love pancakes. 207 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,000 You burnt them. 208 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:38,085 Will, can you please put your phone away? 209 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,255 Why, so I can eat your bad pancakes? 210 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:43,291 Look, I know that I'm not as good a cook as dad. 211 00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:44,592 Yeah, you're not, 212 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,978 which would be why I asked for cereal. 213 00:09:47,012 --> 00:09:48,129 You're cooking. [Door closes] 214 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:49,130 It smells good. 215 00:09:49,164 --> 00:09:50,715 - Dad? - Frank? 216 00:09:50,749 --> 00:09:53,851 I knew there was a reason I took the red-eye. 217 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:56,137 Oh, I'm so glad you're home. 218 00:09:56,188 --> 00:09:58,055 Me too. 219 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:02,643 [Both chuckle] 220 00:10:02,694 --> 00:10:05,279 God, I missed you. Look at you... 221 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:09,233 Handsome, even after flying all night. 222 00:10:09,267 --> 00:10:11,152 Wow. I should go away more often. 223 00:10:11,203 --> 00:10:12,620 No, don't. 224 00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:15,540 Yeah, don't. 225 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:18,042 Hey, there you are. 226 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,744 Hey. 227 00:10:19,778 --> 00:10:23,047 - Did you take it? - First dose... six pills. 228 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:25,716 - And? - I'm... I'm having cold sweats. 229 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:28,085 I've had a headache since, like, 4:00 in the morning, 230 00:10:28,119 --> 00:10:30,504 and I-I just feel so panicky. 231 00:10:30,556 --> 00:10:34,759 - I'm not in good shape. - Yeah, what about your voice? 232 00:10:36,294 --> 00:10:37,762 Look, Ivy... 233 00:10:37,796 --> 00:10:40,211 I want to protect you in this situation, but, you know, 234 00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:41,094 if you take the day, 235 00:10:41,095 --> 00:10:44,268 I'm gonna have to get the Cartwright girl to fill in... You know that. 236 00:10:44,302 --> 00:10:47,488 Oh, I'm fine. 237 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:50,491 Okay. 238 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,610 Good. 239 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,165 Ladies and gentlemen... 240 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,867 Marilyn is back. 241 00:10:59,918 --> 00:11:04,171 [Cheers and applause] 242 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,925 - She got better that fast? - She's probably on prednisone. 243 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,094 That drug is a miracle, 244 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:11,879 if you don't mind the mood swings, insomnia, 245 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:13,631 hair growth, hallucination, and weight gain. 246 00:11:13,665 --> 00:11:15,182 [Chuckles] 247 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,885 Listen, I just got a last-minute recording gig, 248 00:11:17,936 --> 00:11:20,187 but I'd booked a Bar Mitzvah for tonight. 249 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,355 Can you sub for me? 250 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,773 A Bar Mitzvah? 251 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,392 It's actually Ivy's gig. 252 00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:25,810 She gave it to me two weeks ago 253 00:11:25,844 --> 00:11:27,228 because she was trying to save her voice. 254 00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:29,480 Ivy's gig... of course. 255 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:32,617 - It pays $500. - Oh. 256 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,636 All right, everyone, Let's be bad. 257 00:11:37,122 --> 00:11:40,791 Just ask Jerry. No! No! 258 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,910 I'm not gonna ask him to pay the maintenance 259 00:11:42,961 --> 00:11:45,546 on an apartment which is already in his name. 260 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,298 He owns the place. 261 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,718 He can pay the maintenance without my having to beg him. 262 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,004 Listen, I'll have to call you back. 263 00:11:53,038 --> 00:11:54,655 [Sighs] 264 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:56,073 [Knock at door] 265 00:11:56,108 --> 00:11:58,559 Excuse me. Your temp is... 266 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,645 Actually, I don't know where your temp is. 267 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,596 What is it, Ellis? 268 00:12:02,648 --> 00:12:04,649 I just came by to let you know that rehearsals are going great. 269 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:05,733 Ivy took the prednisone. 270 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,736 - She sounds awesome. - Good. 271 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,688 Do you need anything else? 272 00:12:10,722 --> 00:12:12,606 Do I need anything else? 273 00:12:12,658 --> 00:12:14,976 Yeah. Do you need anything else? 274 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:22,083 Jules. 275 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,751 Jules! Don't walk away. 276 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,953 Break is almost over. We're about to start. 277 00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:28,289 If you don't talk to me, I'll make a scene, 278 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:29,540 and everyone will know. 279 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,158 That got your attention. 280 00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:32,927 What do you want, Michael? 281 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,595 I want to see you. 282 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,514 I'm here right now. You can see me right now. 283 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,382 - Alone. - That's not possible. 284 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:41,218 - I'm not kidding. - Neither am I. 285 00:12:44,022 --> 00:12:45,856 I can't sleep, Jules. 286 00:12:48,694 --> 00:12:50,561 - We're back. - Okay, places. 287 00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:53,781 Top of the mambo. 288 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,784 [Playing mambo] 289 00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:00,488 ♪ 290 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,383 Two bedrooms, 291 00:13:05,464 --> 00:13:07,164 living room, 292 00:13:07,939 --> 00:13:09,823 dining room, 293 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:13,193 brand-new kitchen... 294 00:13:13,244 --> 00:13:16,213 83rd floor... 295 00:13:16,247 --> 00:13:19,199 And a view... 296 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:22,619 of the city. 297 00:13:22,653 --> 00:13:24,621 It's stunning. 298 00:13:24,655 --> 00:13:28,425 - We are the first ones in. - How'd you swing that? 299 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:31,378 I have access to Pam Corker's computer. 300 00:13:31,429 --> 00:13:33,964 So, technically, this isn't available yet. 301 00:13:33,998 --> 00:13:36,216 If you wanted to rent it under the table, 302 00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,268 you wouldn't have to pay broker's fees. 303 00:13:38,302 --> 00:13:42,389 You boys are very clever. [Cell phone rings] 304 00:13:45,393 --> 00:13:47,144 Donny. 305 00:13:47,178 --> 00:13:50,113 Yes, the workshop is next Sunday. 306 00:13:50,148 --> 00:13:52,649 You don't want to miss it. 307 00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:55,452 Nantucket? 308 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,704 At this time of year? How dreary. 309 00:13:57,738 --> 00:14:02,242 Well, Nathan Lane is coming and the Nederlanders. 310 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:05,662 Okay, thanks. 311 00:14:05,696 --> 00:14:07,881 That, uh, didn't sound too good. 312 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:12,252 Lemons into lemonade, Ellis. 313 00:14:12,303 --> 00:14:14,888 So how much? $10,000. 314 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,424 It's actually a bargain for this place. 315 00:14:17,475 --> 00:14:18,875 I'm aware, but, uh, 316 00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:22,413 maybe Pam might have something for a bit less? 317 00:14:22,414 --> 00:14:23,647 In Manhattan? 318 00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:26,733 Yes, on the island of Manhattan. 319 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:28,268 Slit or Mini? 320 00:14:28,319 --> 00:14:30,437 Can it be Christmas, and I get both? 321 00:14:30,488 --> 00:14:32,439 It's a Bar Mitzvah. 322 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,808 Ivy's Bar Mitzvah, apparently. 323 00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:36,693 Have you actually ever been to a Bar Mitzvah? 324 00:14:36,727 --> 00:14:38,828 - Have you? - I'm not hired to sing one. 325 00:14:38,863 --> 00:14:40,280 Look, I used to sing at weddings 326 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,915 all the time when I was home. 327 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:44,167 The song list is pretty much the same job to job. 328 00:14:44,202 --> 00:14:46,503 - Where is this gig? - Northport. 329 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,505 What, way out on Long Island? 330 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,090 Maybe I'm not Marilyn, 331 00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:52,325 ♪ but I do have a job 332 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,010 ♪ it's a Bar Mitzvah 333 00:14:54,045 --> 00:14:55,845 do you even know how to get to Northport? 334 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,682 Yeah, Long Island railroad, then a cab. 335 00:14:58,716 --> 00:15:00,217 I prefer the Mini. 336 00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:03,753 Mm. Well, Mini it is. 337 00:15:05,473 --> 00:15:08,458 [Slow music playing] 338 00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,092 ♪ 339 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,701 Oh, I can't concentrate. 340 00:15:21,739 --> 00:15:24,324 I kissed Michael. 341 00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:26,326 What? 342 00:15:26,377 --> 00:15:28,912 He came over the other night when Frank was out of town. 343 00:15:28,946 --> 00:15:31,464 He was drunk. I tried to get rid of him. 344 00:15:31,499 --> 00:15:34,134 When we went outside to wait for the car service, 345 00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:35,735 he kissed me. 346 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,672 And you kissed him back? 347 00:15:38,706 --> 00:15:40,974 Big kiss or little kiss? 348 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,643 - Pretty big. - Julia. 349 00:15:43,678 --> 00:15:47,547 - He sang to me. - What did he sing? 350 00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:49,983 Donny Hathaway's A song for you. 351 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:52,352 Mm. I bet he sounded amazing on that. 352 00:15:52,403 --> 00:15:54,354 I probably would have kissed him too. 353 00:15:54,405 --> 00:15:57,040 Oh, you so would have. 354 00:15:57,074 --> 00:16:00,076 - But I'm not married. - Right. 355 00:16:00,111 --> 00:16:01,695 I love you. You know how much I love you. 356 00:16:01,746 --> 00:16:03,029 I do. 357 00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:05,248 You have to figure this out fast. 358 00:16:05,283 --> 00:16:08,118 You have to think about Frank... 359 00:16:08,152 --> 00:16:10,754 And Leo. 360 00:16:10,788 --> 00:16:12,205 Too much talk about me. 361 00:16:12,256 --> 00:16:15,008 Let's talk about you, okay? 362 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,594 Tell me about the new guy. 363 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,530 Uh, good. 364 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:22,048 I like him. 365 00:16:22,099 --> 00:16:25,902 "Good. I like him." Simple, positive. 366 00:16:25,936 --> 00:16:28,388 He's having some people over tonight. 367 00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:30,690 Meeting his friends. 368 00:16:30,725 --> 00:16:33,093 Simple, positive, and fast. 369 00:16:33,127 --> 00:16:34,728 Right? 370 00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:38,198 Now we're talking. [Laughter] 371 00:16:38,232 --> 00:16:41,034 Who needs a $20 Martini from the Carlyle 372 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:44,871 when you can get a better one down here for $7? 373 00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:46,573 What's the name of this place anyway? 374 00:16:46,624 --> 00:16:47,741 The Bushwhack. 375 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:50,627 [Laughter] 376 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,580 - That's a terrible name! - I know! 377 00:16:53,631 --> 00:16:56,466 You know, I kind of love this place... 378 00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,551 Old jukebox... 379 00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,553 Darts! 380 00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:02,472 Mmm. 381 00:17:02,506 --> 00:17:06,542 I didn't even know people played darts anymore. 382 00:17:07,812 --> 00:17:08,928 What's this? 383 00:17:08,979 --> 00:17:10,563 Oh, man, that's the best. 384 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:12,682 - Yeah. - Big buck hunter. 385 00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:14,234 How do you play? 386 00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:16,319 [Coins rattling] 387 00:17:19,490 --> 00:17:21,191 So I just shoot me some bucks? 388 00:17:21,225 --> 00:17:23,743 [Laughs] Step aside, boys! 389 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:27,330 [Gunfire and country music] 390 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:36,256 [Who you are plays] 391 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,890 ♪ 392 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:51,988 ♪ I stare at my reflection in the mirror ♪ 393 00:17:55,009 --> 00:17:59,312 ♪ why am I doing this to myself? ♪ 394 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:06,503 ♪ losing my mind on a tiny error ♪ 395 00:18:08,489 --> 00:18:13,126 ♪ I nearly left the real me on the shelf ♪ 396 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,962 ♪ no, no, no, no, no 397 00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:19,582 ♪ don't lose who you are 398 00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:22,886 ♪ in the blur of the stars 399 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:27,006 ♪ seeing is deceiving, dreaming is believing ♪ 400 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:30,260 ♪ it's okay not to be okay ♪ 401 00:18:30,294 --> 00:18:33,313 ♪ sometimes it's hard 402 00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:36,983 ♪ to follow your heart 403 00:18:37,017 --> 00:18:38,935 ♪ tears don't mean you're losing ♪ 404 00:18:38,969 --> 00:18:41,104 ♪ everybody's bruising 405 00:18:41,138 --> 00:18:43,490 ♪ there's nothing wrong with who you are ♪ 406 00:18:43,524 --> 00:18:47,327 ♪ yes, nos, egos fake shows like whoa ♪ 407 00:18:47,361 --> 00:18:50,663 ♪ just go and leave me alone ♪ 408 00:18:50,698 --> 00:18:54,584 ♪ real talk, real life, good love, good night ♪ 409 00:18:54,618 --> 00:18:56,586 ♪ with a smile 410 00:18:56,620 --> 00:19:03,176 ♪ that's my home 411 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,361 [sighs] 412 00:19:05,396 --> 00:19:07,180 It's fine. [Giggles] 413 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,182 It's going to be fine. 414 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,934 You sure? 415 00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,535 Because if I were you, 416 00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:15,305 I wouldn't be so sure of anything. 417 00:19:22,146 --> 00:19:24,414 What the hell was that? 418 00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:32,086 ♪ 419 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,206 Hi. I'm sorry. There was no cabs. 420 00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:48,149 I had to walk from the station in heels. 421 00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:49,350 - Are you Ivy Lynn? - Sure. 422 00:19:49,401 --> 00:19:51,686 - You better get up there. - Okay. 423 00:19:51,737 --> 00:19:53,654 Crap. 424 00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:57,074 Crap. 425 00:19:57,109 --> 00:19:58,359 Hello. 426 00:19:58,410 --> 00:19:59,744 Um... 427 00:19:59,778 --> 00:20:01,279 Welcome to... 428 00:20:01,313 --> 00:20:05,199 Ethan's Bar Mitzvah! [Applause] 429 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:09,053 [Sighs] 430 00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:14,926 We were in P-town last summer, just window shopping for fun. 431 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:19,213 A house on the beach... Small, a cottage... 432 00:20:19,264 --> 00:20:21,716 - $2 million. - That's actually cheap. 433 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:24,519 But where are you gonna put your money now, you know? 434 00:20:24,553 --> 00:20:27,138 What can you invest in? 435 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,873 Broadway musicals. 436 00:20:28,907 --> 00:20:32,360 [Laughter] 437 00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:36,364 So how did you meet John? 438 00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:38,950 Our mothers set us up. 439 00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:40,952 - Alicia set you up. - Oh, stop. 440 00:20:40,986 --> 00:20:43,371 He just came out to her last year. 441 00:20:43,405 --> 00:20:46,574 [Chuckles] Last year? 442 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,126 You guys having a good time, huh? 443 00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:51,913 Terrific. 444 00:20:51,964 --> 00:20:53,965 [Cell phone chimes] 445 00:20:57,502 --> 00:21:00,171 Is everything okay? 446 00:21:00,205 --> 00:21:02,757 I don't know. 447 00:21:02,808 --> 00:21:05,092 Excuse me. 448 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:09,564 What did you see? 449 00:21:09,598 --> 00:21:12,600 I don't know, but it was really weird. 450 00:21:12,651 --> 00:21:15,653 Marilyn was in the mirror, and it was Karen. 451 00:21:15,687 --> 00:21:18,439 Sounds like anxiety and insomnia to me. 452 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,575 - Sam. - Yeah, she called me too. 453 00:21:20,609 --> 00:21:21,909 I came right over. 454 00:21:21,944 --> 00:21:23,361 Let's get you to bed, honey. Come on. 455 00:21:23,395 --> 00:21:25,663 Really, it just freaked me out. 456 00:21:25,697 --> 00:21:28,449 And the next thing could be... oh, God. 457 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,285 Oh, God, you bloat up, and you grow hair. 458 00:21:31,336 --> 00:21:33,454 I'm not kidding... Like a wolfman. 459 00:21:33,505 --> 00:21:35,089 - A-woo! - Stop! 460 00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:36,924 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 461 00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:38,793 - D... - A-woo! 462 00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:40,511 I am... this is real! 463 00:21:40,545 --> 00:21:42,680 Ivy, baby, you need to calm down. 464 00:21:42,714 --> 00:21:45,016 - It's nothing. - It's not nothing. 465 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:47,385 Look, she's just upset, all right? 466 00:21:47,419 --> 00:21:50,354 One of the side effects can be, like, mood changes. 467 00:21:50,389 --> 00:21:53,557 I know. I've taken this drug before. 468 00:21:53,591 --> 00:21:55,860 Lie down. Come on. 469 00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:57,028 There it is. 470 00:22:00,816 --> 00:22:02,817 - What did he say? - It's a text that says, 471 00:22:02,868 --> 00:22:04,235 "might need you tomorrow. Please be discreet." 472 00:22:04,269 --> 00:22:06,037 - And Tom sent this? - Yes. 473 00:22:06,071 --> 00:22:08,239 - Did you call him? - It says "be discreet." 474 00:22:08,273 --> 00:22:09,991 If Ivy finds out, it could make her worse. 475 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:11,575 [Whistles] What's-your-name... 476 00:22:11,609 --> 00:22:13,044 Hava nagila come on! Oh, babe, I got to go. 477 00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:14,545 Okay. 478 00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:17,548 [Band playing Hava nagila] 479 00:22:17,582 --> 00:22:20,668 ♪ 480 00:22:20,719 --> 00:22:23,721 ♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪ 481 00:22:23,755 --> 00:22:28,559 ♪ hava nagila, hava ♪ 482 00:22:28,593 --> 00:22:32,513 [Vocalizing] 483 00:22:37,903 --> 00:22:39,687 Whoo! High! 484 00:22:43,241 --> 00:22:44,711 Ugh. 485 00:22:47,145 --> 00:22:49,914 This scene's a mess. [Sighs] 486 00:22:53,618 --> 00:22:56,537 What are these? These are wild. 487 00:22:56,588 --> 00:22:59,757 Periodic table flash cards. 488 00:22:59,791 --> 00:23:02,209 There is such a thing? [Chuckles] 489 00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:05,096 Wow, look at this one. 490 00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:08,332 Bismuth... That's actually my favorite. 491 00:23:10,635 --> 00:23:13,804 I love that you have a favorite element. 492 00:23:13,838 --> 00:23:16,057 [Telephone rings] 493 00:23:16,108 --> 00:23:17,608 Hello? 494 00:23:17,642 --> 00:23:19,110 Hey, Michael. 495 00:23:19,144 --> 00:23:20,895 How are you? 496 00:23:20,946 --> 00:23:23,464 We're good. Leo's great. 497 00:23:23,498 --> 00:23:24,899 Congratulations. 498 00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:26,884 When Julia told me that you were DiMaggio, 499 00:23:26,918 --> 00:23:30,538 I thought, "perfect." 500 00:23:30,572 --> 00:23:34,558 Well, come over for a beer sometime. 501 00:23:34,593 --> 00:23:37,361 What can I do for you? 502 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,635 What are you doing calling me at home? 503 00:23:44,669 --> 00:23:46,804 Because you won't talk to me otherwise. 504 00:23:46,838 --> 00:23:49,457 You cannot do this. 505 00:23:49,491 --> 00:23:52,643 I have to see you... alone. 506 00:23:52,677 --> 00:23:55,763 [Sighs] This is no joke, Jules. 507 00:23:55,814 --> 00:23:58,149 I won't. 508 00:23:58,183 --> 00:23:59,650 I'm going to the rehearsal space at 10:00. 509 00:23:59,684 --> 00:24:00,935 It'll be locked. 510 00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:03,154 Trust me, I'll get us in. 511 00:24:03,188 --> 00:24:04,605 Artie wants a story from daddy. 512 00:24:04,656 --> 00:24:06,490 I'm talking to my sister. 513 00:24:06,525 --> 00:24:09,326 Sorry, Suse. I got to go. 514 00:24:13,682 --> 00:24:15,116 You want me to call Derek? 515 00:24:15,167 --> 00:24:17,752 No. No, no. [Chuckles] 516 00:24:17,786 --> 00:24:21,005 You know what? You guys are the best. 517 00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:22,757 Hey, where's your TV, Ive? 518 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,176 Oh, it's over there under that pile of clothes. 519 00:24:25,210 --> 00:24:27,878 Oh, you want to watch a movie? 520 00:24:27,912 --> 00:24:29,180 What do you have? 521 00:24:29,214 --> 00:24:30,798 Are we sick of Marilyn? 522 00:24:30,849 --> 00:24:33,134 Actually, there's a rangers game on. 523 00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:34,785 Oh, yeah? 524 00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:37,772 What's a ranger? 525 00:24:37,806 --> 00:24:41,592 Okay, I'm gonna go make you some tea. 526 00:24:43,995 --> 00:24:47,031 Where did you find him? 527 00:24:47,065 --> 00:24:48,816 Like three feet away. 528 00:24:48,867 --> 00:24:50,718 I'm sorry, but you really are 529 00:24:50,752 --> 00:24:52,503 the straightest chorus boy I ever met. 530 00:24:52,537 --> 00:24:54,405 - You think I'm straight? - You're not straight? 531 00:24:54,439 --> 00:24:57,875 I didn't say that. 532 00:24:57,909 --> 00:25:01,212 I interrupted your date. Was it fun? 533 00:25:01,246 --> 00:25:03,380 It was a cocktail party with his friends. 534 00:25:03,415 --> 00:25:05,633 Ooh, it sounds hideous. 535 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:09,170 [Laughs] It was, actually. 536 00:25:09,204 --> 00:25:11,839 His furniture is upscale minimalist. 537 00:25:11,873 --> 00:25:15,009 - Blech. - I know. 538 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:18,512 [Giggles] 539 00:25:18,563 --> 00:25:21,482 [Band playing jazzy music] 540 00:25:21,516 --> 00:25:23,116 ♪ 541 00:25:31,610 --> 00:25:32,776 [Scattered applause] 542 00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:34,094 All right, fellas, last song. 543 00:25:34,129 --> 00:25:35,529 Thank God. 544 00:25:35,580 --> 00:25:37,531 You been checking that thing all night. 545 00:25:37,582 --> 00:25:39,033 You got boyfriend problems? 546 00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:40,284 Just making sure it still works. 547 00:25:40,318 --> 00:25:41,335 Okay, you clowns, um, I get one. 548 00:25:41,369 --> 00:25:42,753 Let's do Shake it out. 549 00:25:42,787 --> 00:25:45,756 It's on the list, so just follow me. 550 00:25:45,790 --> 00:25:48,042 [Florence and the Machine's Shake it out] 551 00:25:48,093 --> 00:25:52,263 ♪ Regrets collect like old friends ♪ 552 00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:56,350 ♪ here to relive your darkest moments ♪ 553 00:25:56,384 --> 00:26:01,055 ♪ I can see no way, I can see no way ♪ 554 00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:05,526 ♪ and all of the ghouls come out to play ♪ 555 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:10,564 ♪ and every demon wants his pound of flesh ♪ 556 00:26:10,615 --> 00:26:14,568 ♪ but I like to keep some things to myself ♪ 557 00:26:14,619 --> 00:26:19,073 ♪ I like to keep my issues strong ♪ 558 00:26:19,124 --> 00:26:22,543 ♪ It's always darkest before the dawn ♪ 559 00:26:22,577 --> 00:26:24,578 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 560 00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:26,130 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 561 00:26:26,164 --> 00:26:27,464 ♪ oh, whoa 562 00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:29,083 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 563 00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:31,802 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 564 00:26:31,836 --> 00:26:35,055 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 565 00:26:35,090 --> 00:26:37,091 ♪ so shake him off 566 00:26:37,142 --> 00:26:40,895 ♪ oh, whoa 567 00:26:40,929 --> 00:26:45,733 ♪ I am done with my graceless heart ♪ 568 00:26:45,767 --> 00:26:50,271 ♪ so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart ♪ 569 00:26:50,322 --> 00:26:54,775 ♪ 'cause I like to keep my issues strong ♪ 570 00:26:54,826 --> 00:26:58,612 ♪ 'cause it's always darkest before the dawn ♪ 571 00:26:58,663 --> 00:27:00,030 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 572 00:27:00,064 --> 00:27:01,448 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 573 00:27:01,499 --> 00:27:03,117 ♪ oh, whoa 574 00:27:03,168 --> 00:27:04,668 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 575 00:27:04,703 --> 00:27:07,838 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 576 00:27:07,872 --> 00:27:10,841 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 577 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,927 ♪ so shake him off 578 00:27:12,961 --> 00:27:16,130 ♪ oh, whoa 579 00:27:16,181 --> 00:27:20,768 ♪ and I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't ♪ 580 00:27:20,802 --> 00:27:22,770 ♪ so here's to drinks in the dark ♪ 581 00:27:22,804 --> 00:27:25,522 ♪ at the end of the road 582 00:27:25,557 --> 00:27:29,693 ♪ and I'm ready to suffer, and I'm ready to hope ♪ 583 00:27:29,728 --> 00:27:33,480 ♪ so it's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat ♪ 584 00:27:33,531 --> 00:27:38,535 ♪ 'cause looking for heaven for the devil in me ♪ 585 00:27:38,570 --> 00:27:42,323 ♪ looking for heaven for the devil in me ♪ 586 00:27:42,374 --> 00:27:46,043 ♪ but what the hell? 587 00:27:46,077 --> 00:27:50,881 ♪ I'm gonna let it happen to me ♪ 588 00:27:50,915 --> 00:27:52,216 ♪ yeah 589 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,834 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 590 00:27:53,885 --> 00:27:55,469 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 591 00:27:55,503 --> 00:27:56,804 ♪ oh, whoa 592 00:27:56,838 --> 00:27:58,305 ♪ shake it out, shake it out ♪ 593 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,841 ♪ shake it out, shake it out, oh, whoa ♪ 594 00:28:00,892 --> 00:28:04,428 ♪ and it's hard to dance with a devil on your back ♪ 595 00:28:04,462 --> 00:28:06,647 ♪ so shake him off 596 00:28:06,681 --> 00:28:09,984 ♪ oh, whoa 597 00:28:10,018 --> 00:28:12,987 [vocalizing] 598 00:28:13,021 --> 00:28:16,440 ♪ 599 00:28:16,474 --> 00:28:22,446 ♪ ooh, yeah 600 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,500 ♪ shake it off 601 00:28:26,534 --> 00:28:29,036 ♪ oh, oh 602 00:28:29,087 --> 00:28:31,005 [cheers and applause] 603 00:28:31,039 --> 00:28:33,257 Good job, guys. Thank you. 604 00:28:46,483 --> 00:28:48,586 [Sighs deeply] 605 00:28:48,621 --> 00:28:50,506 You okay? 606 00:28:51,641 --> 00:28:53,625 Yeah, my shoulders hurt. 607 00:28:53,676 --> 00:28:56,128 It's just stress. 608 00:28:59,132 --> 00:29:01,600 I'm gonna go for a walk. 609 00:29:01,634 --> 00:29:04,519 Sometimes that... [Clears throat] 610 00:29:04,554 --> 00:29:08,023 Helps me, uh, clear my head. 611 00:29:09,726 --> 00:29:10,942 So I'm just gonna, um... 612 00:29:10,977 --> 00:29:12,527 Go for a walk and figure it out. 613 00:29:12,562 --> 00:29:14,929 Don't stay out too late. 614 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,156 Chicken again, boys. What a surprise. 615 00:29:24,207 --> 00:29:26,908 - [Laughs] - Hey, guys. 616 00:29:26,942 --> 00:29:29,211 You're not Ivy, are you? 617 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:31,213 Um, no. 618 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:32,748 I'm Karen Cartwright. 619 00:29:32,782 --> 00:29:34,966 You ever been to a Bar Mitzvah before, Karen? 620 00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:37,385 No, I'm really sorry. 621 00:29:37,420 --> 00:29:40,972 A friend of mine wants you to call him tomorrow. 622 00:29:41,007 --> 00:29:44,493 Thanks, guys. 623 00:29:44,527 --> 00:29:47,962 [Phone vibrates] 624 00:29:59,909 --> 00:30:02,928 You got the security guard to unlock the door. 625 00:30:02,962 --> 00:30:05,380 I told you I would. 626 00:30:08,751 --> 00:30:11,203 Look... 627 00:30:14,257 --> 00:30:18,510 You cannot call me at home. You cannot text me at home. 628 00:30:18,544 --> 00:30:21,429 You cannot ever again show up at my home. 629 00:30:21,464 --> 00:30:25,066 I know. 630 00:30:25,101 --> 00:30:27,536 I should have never let them cast you. 631 00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:30,972 Come on, I'm pretty good in this. 632 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:32,858 You shouldn't have taken the part. 633 00:30:32,892 --> 00:30:35,060 I'm an actor. 634 00:30:35,111 --> 00:30:37,195 Don't offer me the part if you don't want me to take it. 635 00:30:37,230 --> 00:30:39,564 It was five years ago. I thought we could handle it. 636 00:30:39,615 --> 00:30:41,950 Yeah, so did I. 637 00:30:41,984 --> 00:30:43,869 We were both wrong. 638 00:30:43,903 --> 00:30:48,490 Okay, um, you are married with a child. 639 00:30:48,524 --> 00:30:50,725 I have Leo and Frank, and... 640 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,078 - And here we are. - And we can't... 641 00:30:53,129 --> 00:30:55,330 Jules, why are you here if you don't want to be here? 642 00:30:55,364 --> 00:30:59,217 To get through to you. 643 00:30:59,252 --> 00:31:01,403 - You got through. - Okay, no. 644 00:31:01,437 --> 00:31:04,189 I can't think if you... If you touch me. 645 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,192 I can't think even if we don't. 646 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:13,248 How about we... 647 00:31:13,282 --> 00:31:15,984 Just look? 648 00:31:21,224 --> 00:31:24,075 I so want to see you. 649 00:31:26,329 --> 00:31:29,881 I'll only touch your shirt... 650 00:31:33,219 --> 00:31:35,220 Like this. 651 00:32:13,676 --> 00:32:15,877 You want me to...? 652 00:32:30,092 --> 00:32:33,078 You're more beautiful. 653 00:32:34,897 --> 00:32:37,732 Me? 654 00:32:37,766 --> 00:32:39,234 You... 655 00:32:39,268 --> 00:32:43,038 - Michael. - No one has to know. 656 00:33:14,437 --> 00:33:16,488 You want me to stop? 657 00:33:16,522 --> 00:33:19,140 No. 658 00:33:26,243 --> 00:33:27,663 ♪ 659 00:33:39,342 --> 00:33:41,442 Think your friend will be okay? 660 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:44,563 - Seems like it. - Good. 661 00:33:44,598 --> 00:33:47,266 Well, my friends liked you a lot. 662 00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:49,568 [Chuckles] I was only there three minutes. 663 00:33:49,603 --> 00:33:53,405 Mm, they found that very reassuring. 664 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,024 They thought I was moving much too fast, 665 00:33:55,058 --> 00:33:56,659 introducing everyone to each other. 666 00:33:56,693 --> 00:33:58,577 [Chuckles] 667 00:33:58,612 --> 00:34:00,496 What? 668 00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:02,581 Look, I have to ask this. 669 00:34:02,616 --> 00:34:06,952 Did you just come out to your mother last year? 670 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,455 Aaron told you that. 671 00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:11,874 - What a jerk. - No. 672 00:34:11,908 --> 00:34:13,592 No, he's a total jerk. 673 00:34:13,627 --> 00:34:15,845 I did come out to my mother last year. 674 00:34:15,879 --> 00:34:18,938 I also came out to her when I was 8 675 00:34:18,939 --> 00:34:20,599 and when I was 12 676 00:34:20,634 --> 00:34:24,270 and when I was 23 and last year. 677 00:34:24,304 --> 00:34:27,056 And don't get me wrong. You'll love my mother. 678 00:34:27,090 --> 00:34:28,974 She's really nice, just... 679 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,278 A little hard of hearing. 680 00:34:32,312 --> 00:34:34,647 Got it. 681 00:34:41,238 --> 00:34:42,822 - Hey. - Hey. 682 00:34:42,873 --> 00:34:45,641 - How's the voice today? - "The voice"? 683 00:34:45,675 --> 00:34:47,793 The voice is fine. 684 00:34:47,828 --> 00:34:49,044 Terrific. 685 00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:52,214 Do you want to know how I am? 686 00:34:52,249 --> 00:34:55,000 - Sure. - I'm fine. 687 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,803 Tom and Sam came by and took care of me. 688 00:34:57,838 --> 00:35:01,006 They were worried about me, because they love me. 689 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,309 And now you're feeling better, yes? 690 00:35:03,343 --> 00:35:06,262 Yes, I am. 691 00:35:09,132 --> 00:35:10,900 Wonderful. 692 00:35:19,976 --> 00:35:22,328 Karen... 693 00:35:22,362 --> 00:35:24,029 Sorry about the confusing texts. 694 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,447 Oh, I'm just glad you thought of me. 695 00:35:25,481 --> 00:35:27,082 - Thanks. - Great. 696 00:35:27,117 --> 00:35:31,754 Oh, and if anything else happens, I'm ready. 697 00:35:31,788 --> 00:35:32,838 Karen... 698 00:35:32,873 --> 00:35:35,541 So how'd it go? 699 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:37,843 Maybe I'm not cut out for Bar Mitzvahs. 700 00:35:37,878 --> 00:35:40,512 Did you at least get a good tip? 701 00:35:40,547 --> 00:35:42,798 Uh... 702 00:35:42,832 --> 00:35:44,884 Oh, well. 703 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:46,969 Oh, well. Holy cow! 704 00:35:47,003 --> 00:35:48,604 - Holy moly! - What? 705 00:35:48,638 --> 00:35:51,223 I gave you that gig, and Bobby Raskin was there? 706 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,858 Who? 707 00:35:52,893 --> 00:35:55,194 Bobby Raskin was at the Bar Mitzvah you gave me. 708 00:35:55,228 --> 00:35:57,780 - And you gave it to her? - Who's Bobby Raskin? 709 00:35:57,814 --> 00:35:59,231 Bobby Raskin? 710 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:00,866 Ugh! You're from Iowa. 711 00:36:00,901 --> 00:36:04,069 He's big. He's like Tommy Mottola. 712 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,572 And don't say, "who's Tommy Mottola?" 713 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,776 [Loud thud] 714 00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:11,961 You okay? 715 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:14,580 That chick really gets on my nerves. 716 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,715 Why didn't I just have her fired the first day? 717 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,918 Marilyn would have! 718 00:36:19,753 --> 00:36:21,887 What was that for? 719 00:36:21,922 --> 00:36:23,923 'Cause you're awesome. 720 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:29,812 Uh, hi. Hello. Is this Mr. Raskin's office? 721 00:36:29,846 --> 00:36:33,148 I'm Karen Cartwright. He asked that I call him? 722 00:36:33,183 --> 00:36:34,850 - Hi. - Hi. 723 00:36:34,884 --> 00:36:36,769 How are you? 724 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,488 Uh... 725 00:36:39,522 --> 00:36:41,573 Good. 726 00:36:41,608 --> 00:36:43,309 You? 727 00:36:43,343 --> 00:36:45,294 Great. 728 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,200 I think we're about to start. 729 00:36:51,234 --> 00:36:54,119 - And we're in. - All right, everyone... 730 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:58,457 Our esteemed lyricist has finally finished the verses 731 00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:00,292 for History is made at night. 732 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,628 Since we're six days away from an invited audience, 733 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:04,113 I'd like to work quickly. 734 00:37:04,147 --> 00:37:05,848 So let's try it with the original staging 735 00:37:05,882 --> 00:37:07,299 and see if it fits the new words. 736 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,435 Places for the second verse, please. 737 00:37:09,469 --> 00:37:11,770 Uh, and if you guys could try it without the pages, 738 00:37:11,805 --> 00:37:12,771 that would be super. 739 00:37:12,806 --> 00:37:14,773 - Uh... - Just do it. 740 00:37:14,808 --> 00:37:15,891 No, no, no. I got it. 741 00:37:15,925 --> 00:37:19,228 - Great. - All right, then. 742 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,706 [Piano playing History is made at night] 743 00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:32,574 [Ensemble doo-wop vocalizing] 744 00:37:32,608 --> 00:37:36,045 ♪ I see the questions burning in your eyes ♪ 745 00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:39,882 ♪ or is it just reflections ♪ 746 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,250 ♪ mm 747 00:37:41,284 --> 00:37:44,553 ♪ of the stars high above you? ♪ 748 00:37:44,587 --> 00:37:50,142 ♪ Oh, I'm just your student, and I hope you won't be shy ♪ 749 00:37:50,176 --> 00:37:53,479 ♪ please make corrections 750 00:37:53,513 --> 00:37:58,400 ♪ yeah, on the sweetest way to love you ♪ 751 00:37:58,435 --> 00:38:00,769 ♪ Come and sit close... Whisper close ♪ 752 00:38:00,803 --> 00:38:03,572 ♪ tell me just when to say when ♪ 753 00:38:03,606 --> 00:38:05,858 ♪ Then we'll sleep through the day ♪ 754 00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:07,526 ♪ Then whenever you say 755 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,528 ♪ that's when school begins again ♪ 756 00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:13,916 ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 757 00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:16,919 ♪ so close the books, turn off the light ♪ 758 00:38:16,953 --> 00:38:19,838 ♪ and listen 759 00:38:19,873 --> 00:38:24,043 ♪ let my heart be the teacher ♪ 760 00:38:24,094 --> 00:38:26,378 ♪ no one here to disapprove 761 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:32,601 ♪ as we review the lessons you've been missin' ♪ 762 00:38:32,635 --> 00:38:40,142 ♪ let the moon be our only light ♪ 763 00:38:40,176 --> 00:38:45,197 ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 764 00:38:45,231 --> 00:38:46,565 [Ensemble vocalizing] 765 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,567 ♪ Come here 766 00:38:48,601 --> 00:38:50,452 ♪ oh, oh, yeah 767 00:38:50,487 --> 00:38:53,789 ♪ someday they'll write lots of books ♪ 768 00:38:53,823 --> 00:38:56,291 ♪ about our fame and glory 769 00:38:56,326 --> 00:38:59,878 ♪ but if all their reports are just movies and sports ♪ 770 00:38:59,913 --> 00:39:03,332 Both: ♪ They'll be missin' the whole story ♪ 771 00:39:03,366 --> 00:39:07,002 All: ♪ Missin' the whole story 772 00:39:07,036 --> 00:39:09,555 both: ♪ 'cause history is made at night ♪ 773 00:39:09,589 --> 00:39:12,558 ♪ so close the books, turn off the light ♪ 774 00:39:12,592 --> 00:39:15,060 ♪ and listen 775 00:39:15,095 --> 00:39:17,346 [music stops, laughter] 776 00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:20,182 Oh, for crying out loud! 777 00:39:20,216 --> 00:39:22,484 Is it too much to ask for a moment of professionalism? 778 00:39:22,519 --> 00:39:24,019 Sorry. 779 00:39:24,053 --> 00:39:25,571 [Chuckles mockingly] "Sorry" doesn't help me. 780 00:39:25,605 --> 00:39:27,489 I need something that vaguely resembles sex. 781 00:39:27,524 --> 00:39:31,076 Could we try that today with our Marilyn, please? 782 00:39:31,111 --> 00:39:33,929 I can do sex. 783 00:39:33,963 --> 00:39:37,249 Then I'd like to see it. 784 00:39:37,283 --> 00:39:39,985 And by the way, I'd love it if you were singing at the same time. 785 00:39:40,019 --> 00:39:41,837 Let's take it from the bridge, please. 786 00:39:41,871 --> 00:39:45,541 Hey, uh, while we're stopped, I have a thought. 787 00:39:45,575 --> 00:39:48,093 Maybe you could give me notes 788 00:39:48,128 --> 00:39:51,113 without publicly humiliating me at the same time. 789 00:39:51,147 --> 00:39:53,098 Oh, great. 790 00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:56,685 Oh, and maybe... maybe you could remember that artists 791 00:39:56,719 --> 00:40:00,139 are not football players who can take endless abuse 792 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:01,773 and still do their jobs! 793 00:40:01,808 --> 00:40:03,108 Okay. 794 00:40:03,143 --> 00:40:05,394 Miss Monroe is having a moment. 795 00:40:05,428 --> 00:40:09,031 Oh! Well, maybe a different miss Monroe could do it better. 796 00:40:09,065 --> 00:40:10,816 Miss Cartwright? 797 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:13,869 Maybe you could take a crack at it. 798 00:40:13,903 --> 00:40:16,522 - Let's take a ten. - Um, no, seriously, Derek... 799 00:40:16,556 --> 00:40:18,457 We should have given them more time with the lyrics. 800 00:40:18,491 --> 00:40:20,209 I don't need more time with the lyrics! 801 00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:21,460 You know what I need? 802 00:40:21,494 --> 00:40:23,478 I need to stop sleeping with men 803 00:40:23,513 --> 00:40:26,548 who are complete narcissistic pricks! 804 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:31,336 Oh, and you're not that good-looking! 805 00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:34,590 And you're not that good in bed either! 806 00:40:38,428 --> 00:40:41,414 It's just a side effect from the steroids. 807 00:40:44,684 --> 00:40:48,187 [Crying] 808 00:40:55,612 --> 00:40:57,746 [Exhales sharply] 809 00:40:57,780 --> 00:40:59,948 You all right? 810 00:40:59,982 --> 00:41:02,034 Yeah, I will be. 811 00:41:04,787 --> 00:41:08,624 [Both laughing] 812 00:41:14,047 --> 00:41:17,349 Well, that was quite a bit of unscripted drama today. 813 00:41:17,383 --> 00:41:18,800 I probably shouldn't say anything, 814 00:41:18,834 --> 00:41:20,219 but I rather enjoyed it. 815 00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,937 Ralph! There you are! 816 00:41:21,971 --> 00:41:25,057 You found the Bushwhack! 817 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:26,642 This is Ellis and Zach. 818 00:41:26,676 --> 00:41:30,028 Ralph Masius, my favorite Broadway producer. 819 00:41:30,063 --> 00:41:32,281 - Hi. - Hey. 820 00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,532 Hello. Could we, uh, have four 821 00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:35,450 of your delicious Martinis, please? 822 00:41:35,485 --> 00:41:37,069 Done. 823 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,620 Best drink in town, I swear. 824 00:41:38,655 --> 00:41:40,656 - I'm not fancy. - I am. 825 00:41:40,690 --> 00:41:42,207 The Nederlanders are coming. 826 00:41:42,242 --> 00:41:44,209 David stone, Jeffrey finn... 827 00:41:44,244 --> 00:41:46,295 The list is incredibly impressive. 828 00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:47,796 - Show him the list, Ellis. - No need. 829 00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:50,415 - Put me on it. - Put him on the list, Ellis. 830 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:52,417 Is that the reason why we're celebrating? 831 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,586 Well, that and a couple of other things. 832 00:41:54,621 --> 00:41:57,229 I just landed a beautiful, luxury, 833 00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:58,957 two-bedroom apartment... 834 00:41:58,958 --> 00:42:01,260 Top floor at a basement price. 835 00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:03,095 - Awesome! - What neighborhood? 836 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:04,763 The Lower East Side, boys. 837 00:42:04,814 --> 00:42:08,317 I, um, have a nephew who has a nice building. 838 00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:10,235 [Laughs] 839 00:42:10,270 --> 00:42:11,853 Cheers, everybody! 840 00:42:11,887 --> 00:42:14,273 - Here's to change! - I'm down with that. 841 00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:17,109 - Mmm! - Not bad. 842 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,911 How's your big buck hunter,Ralph? 843 00:42:19,946 --> 00:42:22,030 Buck what-er? [Laughter] 844 00:42:22,064 --> 00:42:26,418 Come on, follow me. I'm taking you all on. 845 00:42:26,452 --> 00:42:29,538 Oh, we'd like four more Martinis, please. 846 00:42:29,572 --> 00:42:32,658 Five... 847 00:42:32,692 --> 00:42:35,627 One for you. 848 00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:38,481 [Coins rattling] 849 00:42:39,716 --> 00:42:41,466 Watch out, now. 850 00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:43,918 It's my turn. 851 00:42:43,982 --> 00:42:47,482 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com