1
00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,660
Oh. Sorry.
I didn't order
another drink.

2
00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,069
It's from the bartender.

3
00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:08,165
I understand where
drinks come from.

4
00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:09,640
I didn't order
another one.

5
00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,209
Lily, he's
hitting on you.

6
00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:14,541
Okay? He knows
you're single now,

7
00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:15,808
and he sees you
hanging out with us.

8
00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,349
So, he knows
you make bad decisions.

9
00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:19,612
Oh, my God.
I'm so rusty.

10
00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,751
God, this is a testament
to how done with dating
I thought I was.

11
00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:26,223
I mean, this is
a sports bra.

12
00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,685
Well, I mean,
I'm single again, too.
So...

13
00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:32,087
Where's my
free drink?

14
00:00:32,265 --> 00:00:34,495
Roxanne, if they
gave you free drinks,
they'd go out of business.

15
00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,197
Go talk to him.
He's cute.

16
00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:40,034
Well... Oh, no. I can't.
It's too soon.
Isn't it?

17
00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,502
I mean,
how long are you
supposed to wait

18
00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:43,439
after a breakup
till you get back
out there?

19
00:00:43,510 --> 00:00:46,479
Oh, you're allowed
to start dating as soon as you
know the relationship's over.

20
00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,980
Even if you haven't
broken up yet
and he has no idea.

21
00:00:51,484 --> 00:00:53,315
I don't know.
I just feel weird
dating again

22
00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:54,785
if I don't know
that Neal is.

23
00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:56,385
So, Neal's not dating?

24
00:00:56,456 --> 00:01:00,017
Oh, I have no idea.
He hasn't returned my calls,
texts, emails...

25
00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:01,685
It's like, never
in the history of man

26
00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:04,355
have there been
so many ways
to ignore a person.

27
00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:06,832
You know what?
I can find this out.

28
00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,128
If Neal is hooking up
with someone,

29
00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:09,532
he's for sure
told Alex and Mark.

30
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I mean, guys
would call each other
to brag during sex

31
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if we'd let them.

32
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Um...

33
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(CLlNKlNG)

34
00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:22,680
Okay. Well,
still nothing.

35
00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:26,278
Top button,
you are excused.

36
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WHlTNEY: Whitney is taped
in front of a live
studio audience.

37
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So...

38
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Hey.

39
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Hey, how was drinks?
Fine. Um...

40
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Do you, by any chance,
know if Neal has started
dating yet?

41
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How would I know?

44
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But we never talk.

45
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It's true.
I've been here two hours.

46
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We haven't said
one word to each other.

47
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Awesome hang, man.

48
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That's how
it should be.

49
00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,042
Well, did you notice
anything different
about him?

50
00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,485
Like, is he, like,
dressing nicer or...

51
00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:03,379
Like, walking funny?

52
00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,285
I don't know.
I mean, he seems
the same.

53
00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:09,817
As a matter of fact,
uh, I think he and Lily
might get back together.

54
00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:11,727
You know?
They were, like,
the perfect couple.

55
00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:14,994
What? All they did
was fight.

56
00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:16,591
Oh, no,
that would be us.

57
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Okay. We don't fight.

58
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I teach you things.

59
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Okay, right. Fine.
You know what?
Maybe you're right.

60
00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,912
I mean, maybe they
weren't as strong as
Roxanne and Lance.

61
00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:31,649
Are you serious?
Roxanne and Lance
broke up twice.

62
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You notice nothing.

63
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That's not true.
Uh-uh.

64
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Okay.

65
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Tell Mark what
I'm wearing right now.

66
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Um...

67
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Arms.

68
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Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. See?

69
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Okay.

70
00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,464
What color
are my eyes?

71
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Pretty.

72
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Unbelievable.
You don't
notice anything

73
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unless it's playing
the Bulls or has
a nipple on it.

74
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MARK: It's not his fault.

75
00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:06,184
Men are not conditioned
to see the minutia
around us.

76
00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,247
We're built
to track and hunt.

77
00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,414
To spot the bison
across the range.

78
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Okay. Okay.

79
00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:15,560
Now, what am I wearing?

80
00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,656
I don't know,
but I do want to
shoot you.

81
00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:22,757
Huh. Nah,
not enough meat.

82
00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,264
Okay. Well, since Neal
won't call any of us back,

83
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we should go
to his place tomorrow

84
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to find out if
he's dating anyone.

85
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(LAUGHS) Why?

86
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So we can start
hating him

87
00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,872
and so Lily can start
doing things that make
her hate herself.

88
00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:40,450
Okay. So, wait.
We want Neal
dating someone or not?

89
00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,485
Well, best case scenario,
we want him to be
striking out on OkCupid.

90
00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,615
But not with girls
who are prettier than Lily.

91
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And if they are,
they need to have
less limbs or a kid.

92
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Have you always
been this confusing?

93
00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:54,797
Wow. Dude.
You do notice nothing.

94
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(KNOCKlNG)

95
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Hey.

96
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Hey, guys.
What a surprise.

97
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Yeah.
Yeah.

98
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We just thought
we'd stop by,
see what was up.

99
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Not much. I'm...
I'm good.

100
00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,956
Cool.

101
00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,554
Yeah. Oh, man.
Well, it's been so long.

102
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How you been, dude?
What's going on?

103
00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,866
Not too much.

104
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I still have the
same phone number,

105
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in case you wanted to
call before coming over.

106
00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,700
Are we interrupting
something?

107
00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:40,402
Oh, no. No.
Nothing at all.
Just, uh...

108
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Having a work dinner
with a work friend.
Oh.

109
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Smells great.

110
00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:47,812
Yeah. Smells like
you're looking to
get a promotion.

111
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To a new position.

112
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Could you
give me a minute?

113
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Yeah.

114
00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:57,721
(WHlSPERlNG)
He is on a date.

115
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Based on what?

116
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Everything.

117
00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,324
Okay then,
we should probably go.

118
00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,234
No. I want to get
a look at this
skank first.

119
00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:11,632
Hello.

120
00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:13,269
What's up, bro?

121
00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:16,440
Steven. These are
my friends,
Alex and Whitney.

122
00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:17,574
Hi.
Hey.

123
00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,641
I've heard so much
about you.

124
00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,885
It's nice to
meet you, dude.

125
00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:24,821
Excuse me one sec.
I should get the lamb
out of the oven.

126
00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,395
Hey, mind if
I grab a beer?

127
00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:30,656
Why not?

128
00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,758
You guys are going
to think that this
is hilarious.

129
00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:37,730
Whitney thought that,
uh, we were
interrupting a date.

130
00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:39,631
Uh... (LAUGHS)

131
00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,268
We're going to go.

132
00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:45,738
What? I just
grabbed a beer.

133
00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,439
Let me...
Let me drink a beer.
Oh, no, we're interrupting.

134
00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,536
We should go.

135
00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:50,643
Oh, God. You know what?
I'm so stupid.

136
00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,275
You guys probably
have a lot of work to do.

137
00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,649
Sorry.

138
00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,517
Hey, have fun
on your date.

139
00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,525
I am telling you.
Neal was on a date
with a guy.

140
00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,360
That's ridiculous.
Really?

141
00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,934
Okay, he set
the table for him.
He cooked for him.

142
00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:10,298
He cleaned for him.

143
00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,668
All right, Whit.
Well, we know
you're not gay.

144
00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:17,205
Oh. Hey. I got here
as soon as I could.

145
00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:18,971
All right.
So, tell me.

146
00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,741
What's going to
blow my mind
out my butt?

147
00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,981
We just saw Neal
on a date.

148
00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:29,749
Wow. That's huge.

149
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With a guy.

150
00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,822
Wow!

151
00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,452
I played my huge card
too early.

152
00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,763
Look, he wasn't
on a date, all right?

153
00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,196
He was just
having dinner with
a buddy from work.

154
00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,497
Oh, my God.
It was a date.

155
00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:46,800
All right, try not
to knock a plane
out of the sky, Kong.

156
00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:49,467
All right. Just
break it down for me.
Did you meet the guy?

157
00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,736
Yeah. His name
was Steve.

158
00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:53,608
En. Steven.

159
00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:56,475
And there are
no straight guys
named Steven.

160
00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,211
Okay. Except for Spielberg,
Seagal, and Tyler.
But good point.

161
00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,085
What were they eating?
Uh, chicken.

162
00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,453
Lamb.

163
00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,120
With rosemary.

164
00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,095
Okay. So, first,
Neal's gay, and now,
rosemary's gay?

165
00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:14,227
You're making
a lot of assumptions here.

166
00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:18,134
Okay. It was a date.
I mean, their shoes
were off.

167
00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,069
Because Steven
is Japanese.

168
00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:23,399
No, he isn't.

169
00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,544
I can't believe
Neal is into guys.

170
00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:27,977
Yeah. It doesn't
make any sense.

171
00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,514
A month ago,
he was engaged to Lily.

172
00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:30,742
And he was, like,
obsessed with her.

173
00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:31,806
There had to have
been clues.

174
00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:32,976
We have to have
missed something.

175
00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:34,178
No, you can't
tell anymore.

176
00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:37,654
The line between
gay guy and vain
straight guy is gone.

177
00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:42,486
Yeah. Adam Levine
erased that line
last night on The Voice.

178
00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:48,194
Okay. I don't think
you two husky-voiced women
should comment on anything.

179
00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,536
Okay. Well,
I am Team Lily.

180
00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,196
Okay. I don't know
what team Neal is on.

181
00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:55,706
Well, probably
Team Edward
or Team Jacob.

182
00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,877
But I have got to
tell Lily about this.

183
00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,880
No. What?
Are you insane?
We're not telling Lily.

184
00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,074
We don't even know
what's for sure yet.

185
00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,616
Yeah. No.
He's right.

186
00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:07,753
Even though it sounds
like all roads
lead to Gay Rome...

187
00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,179
You can't say anything
until you're 100% sure.

188
00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,384
I mean,
we might have to
take our time on this.

189
00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,185
Gay Rome wasn't
built in a day.

190
00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,689
Okay. Well,
you have to talk to Neal
and find out what's going on.

191
00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:23,895
Because I am not good
with people or emotions
or people with emotions.

192
00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,962
Yeah, she's right.
When I got the call that
my mom broke her leg,

193
00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,200
she immediately
said we should
put her down.

194
00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:30,503
WHlTNEY: (SlGHS) Okay.

195
00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:35,043
I apologized.
And you have to admit,
she will never run the same.

196
00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,014
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)

197
00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:43,410
We need to talk.

198
00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:45,047
Oh. Uh, you know,

199
00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,625
Alex is going to be
home in, like,
20 minutes.

200
00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,156
Look. I know you
picked up on
something last night.

201
00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:56,100
What? No.
No, no, no,
no, no. No.

202
00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,568
Just two guys
hanging out.

203
00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:01,664
You know. Like you
and Alex could be in,
like, 19 minutes.

204
00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:04,871
Look, Alex called me
a bunch of times

205
00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,605
and said that we
need to talk.

206
00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:08,135
I know you
put him up to it.

207
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:11,672
Um... Here's the thing.
I'm emotionally stunted.

208
00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:14,548
Uh... And I just feel
like you're more Alex's...

209
00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:15,609
Whitney!

210
00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:22,025
Am I gay?

211
00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,358
Wow. Uh...

212
00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,166
Shouldn't I be
asking you that?

213
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:34,405
Look, I really loved Lily.
I was incredibly
attracted to her.

214
00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,335
But then, I met Steven
through work.

215
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,344
And, well,
I'm starting to
feel something.

216
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,073
Like a,
a connection.

217
00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:42,739
And...
Well, that sounds so gay

218
00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:46,581
I mean, it is gay.
Ah. What is happening?

219
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:48,878
Damn it, Neal.

220
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:49,979
I'm sorry.
I just...
No.

221
00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:51,614
I don't know
what to...
No. This is, like,

222
00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,451
the scariest moment
of your life,

223
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:57,155
and you're standing there
all vulnerable and confused.

224
00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,787
And the fact that
you're choosing to
share this with me

225
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,729
is proof of how confused
you really are.

226
00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:02,990
(SlGHS)
Come here.

227
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,203
I've never felt
your skin before.

228
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,705
It's so cold.

229
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,285
Oh, my God.
Is this why you haven't
called any of us back?

230
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,621
I guess. I mean,
it wasn't intentional.
I just...

231
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,421
This is really confusing.

232
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,593
You know,
growing up in such
a conservative family,

233
00:10:32,665 --> 00:10:35,759
it was never an option
to explore anything sexual.

234
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,799
I mean, we couldn't
even explore cable.

235
00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:43,439
So, is this the
first time you've had
feelings like this?

236
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,303
I mean, I kissed a boy
in geometry camp.

237
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,011
But we were practicing
to kiss girls.

238
00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:56,115
I think the real
red flag there
is geometry camp.

239
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,857
And two years ago,
I went to go see
Michael Buble.

240
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,860
Okay. So, there
were signs.

241
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,858
Gosh, I haven't
known what to say
to any of you.

242
00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:08,897
Especially to Lily.

243
00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:11,334
I think you
need to tell her.

244
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,967
I can't.
I'm not ready yet.

245
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,531
I mean, she freaked out
when I told her The Hills
was fake.

246
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,745
That's a good point.
Okay. Okay,
let's just, um...

247
00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:20,870
We'll work our way
up to that.

248
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,846
Why don't we tell Alex
and then go from there?

249
00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,406
Ah. How do I tell Alex?

250
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:27,509
You tell him exactly
what you told me.

251
00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,247
And try not to be
distracted by me yelling,

252
00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,754
"l was right,"
and just...

253
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,188
Hello, Alex.

254
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,252
Hey, Whit.

255
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:42,992
Seriously? You're that
oblivious, you don't notice
a whole other person with me?

256
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,265
No, because
you're alone.

257
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,606
Neal. Neal.
Come on.

258
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,008
Hey, dude.

259
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,376
Oh, you don't have
to hide behind
"dude" anymore.

260
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,183
Okay, uh...
Look, Alex...

261
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,620
The other night when
you came over...

262
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,790
I was kind of
on a date.

263
00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:18,703
Cool.
You want a beer?

264
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,737
That's it?

265
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:24,169
Yeah. What, do you
want me to offer him
an appletini?

266
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,776
Come on. Don't be
a homophobe, Whit.

267
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:33,142
Okay. Well,
one idiot down.
Only a few more to go.

268
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,848
That wasn't
so bad, right?

269
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,911
No. No, you're right.
Uh...

270
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,087
Okay. Okay.

271
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,126
Maybe later this week,
I'll be ready to tell...

272
00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:42,524
Hey, guys.
Oh, God.

273
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:44,186
Oh.
Hey.

274
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,730
Oh, oh, God.

275
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:47,988
What are they
doing here?

276
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,359
I told you, I invited
them over to watch
Justified.

277
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,063
Love that show.
(lMlTATlNG GUNSHOTS)

278
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:57,107
Uh, Whitney, it's fine.

279
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:58,565
Are you sure?

280
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,005
Yeah. It will be
easier this way.
It's just...

281
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,778
What's easier?

282
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,217
Are you coming
out of the closet?

283
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:13,090
Oh, man, that joke's
not funny if you're
coming out of the closet.

284
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,487
Okay, look.
There's this...

285
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:23,125
Guy that I've met
that I'm, like,
attracted to.

286
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,261
And it took me
by surprise and...

287
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,598
Whatever you
call that.

288
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,541
Wow, Neal. Um...

289
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,883
Good for you.
Huh?

290
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,784
What? I don't know
what to say.

291
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,892
Wow.

292
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,488
Yeah.

293
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,255
I am sorry.
I owe you an apology

294
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,527
for all the times
that I've used
the G word

295
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:58,968
so carelessly
to describe things
that I think are lame.

296
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:02,763
Like Europe.

297
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,840
Or... Or skinny jeans.

298
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,875
But the point is the...
The G word is supposed
to mean happy.

299
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,417
And right now, Neal...

300
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:13,911
I'm so gay for you.

301
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,957
Uh... Thanks.
MARK: Yeah.

302
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,295
Look, l... I...
I don't really know what
this all means just yet.

303
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,353
I mean, I'm not
attracted to all men.

304
00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,558
And you don't
have to worry.
I'm not attracted to you.

305
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,497
Okay. Well,
you don't have to
be hurtful.

306
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,498
How did it go
when you told Lily?

307
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,641
I haven't told her yet.
Oh.

308
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:40,541
Okay. You know what?
Maybe we should
have a dinner, here.

309
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,274
Like, tomorrow night.
We can invite Lily and...

310
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,872
And we'll all be around
to support her.

311
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,507
You know,
in case she has
a nervous breakdown.

312
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,548
Or in case I have
a nervous breakdown.

313
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,056
I mean, this whole thing
has just been, like,
really stressful for me.

314
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:58,019
Oh, I don't know.
Tomorrow seems really
close to now.

315
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:00,656
All right. Well,
you better tell
her soon.

316
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,800
Here. I mean,
she's going to find out.

317
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,859
You told
Lady Chardonnay...

318
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,599
Johnny No-Clue
over here...

319
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:11,741
And then, uh...
This one's, like,
90% mouth.

320
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,742
Okay. Well, you've
never complained
about that before.

321
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,986
All right, check it out.
Did my hair, ironed my shirt,
aftershave.

322
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:32,228
Let's see that
little punk not be
into this noise.

323
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,364
Take a whiff.
No. There will be
no whiff taking.

324
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,968
Why? Scared you
might like it?

325
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,300
(LAUGHS) Neal's not
into you, all right?
Get over it.

326
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:48,136
Uh... He's confused,
but he's not blind.

327
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,246
Hey, hey. Look at you,
dressed all nice.

328
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,651
And look at me,
all noticing.

329
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,779
LlLY: Hey.
ROXANNE: Hey, guys.

330
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,619
WHlTNEY: Hey.
ALEX: Hey.

331
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,251
Where's Neal?
I heard you guys actually
got him to come out tonight.

332
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,891
What? Okay.

333
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,726
Well, obviously,
you guys know something
that I don't. So...

334
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,400
What, he's
dating someone?

335
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:18,976
Let me guess. Tall.
Huge, pendulous breasts.

336
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,545
You know, it's kind of
hard to explain.

337
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:23,979
Mmm-hmm.
Well, try.

338
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:25,576
Oh.
It's...

339
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,414
It's not really
our place to say.

340
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,215
Who is she?
Her name is Sienna?

341
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,345
Or Jade?

342
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,390
She's one of those
hot girls who's named
after a crayon?

343
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,327
MARK: Hey, Neal.
WHlTNEY: Hi.

344
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,384
Hey, guys.

345
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:38,896
Hi. What is going on?

346
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,329
I've been trying to
get a hold of you.

347
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:41,621
Ah...

348
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,063
Could you guys
give us a minute?

349
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,570
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Sure, sure!

350
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,468
(ALL CLAMORlNG)

351
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,501
Hey, listen. Neal,
when you get a chance,

352
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,703
can you, uh,
check the lamb
and see if it's done?

353
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,211
I... I have no idea
what I'm doing.

354
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:55,576
Okay. Oh.

355
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,718
How have you been?

356
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,315
Uh, a little annoyed
that you've been
ignoring me.

357
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:06,986
How about you?

358
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,658
I've been kind of...

359
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,596
Gay, I think?

360
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,360
It's too quiet in there.
This is not going well.

361
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,672
Why do you always
associate quiet with bad?

362
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:27,041
It's not just quiet.
I associate
everything with bad.

363
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:31,711
Well, I guess I'm
going to sit on this
weird bedroom couch

364
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:35,419
and try not to think about
what you guys do on it.

365
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,915
And I will do
the opposite.

366
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,691
Look, Lil.
Being in love
with you was real.

367
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:53,499
My attraction, real.
The proposal, real.

368
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:57,807
I never felt any
of this stuff until
after we broke up.

369
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:03,540
And then,
I met this guy
named Steven and...

370
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,781
Ah. I don't know.

371
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,980
This is really
confusing.

372
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,618
I really want to
hug you right now.

373
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,852
But I also want to
punch you right now.

374
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,190
I can't believe
I'm the last to know.

375
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:18,491
Look, I'm sorry.
I... I... I didn't
know how to tell you.

376
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,555
I didn't want to
put you through this.

377
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,601
Well, I'm going
through it, anyway.

378
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,829
Can you guys imagine
being attracted to
men and women?

379
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,602
It just sounds so...

380
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,705
Exhausting.

381
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,674
You know what?
I'm going to go out there.

382
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,305
Look. Hey. Look.
You're not going to
go out there. Okay?

383
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,373
You've done
all you can.
No. I... Maybe I can...

384
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,282
Look. I know you say
I don't notice things.

385
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,753
But I did notice
that you helped
a human being

386
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:47,918
in an emotional time
of need, without making
any inappropriate jokes.

387
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,426
Oh, my God.
I have so many.

388
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,598
When they leave.
I mean, it's on.

389
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,963
I know. I know.
I know it's on. All right?
But what I'm...

390
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,399
My point is,
it doesn't matter

391
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,198
if I don't notice
your top or your hair

392
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:01,262
or your leg things,
or whatever.

393
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,172
Did you just forget
the word pants?

394
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,766
Pants.
Okay.

395
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,475
I thought maybe
if I waited,

396
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,309
I'd have some more
answers for you.

397
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,305
What answers?

398
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:16,078
To how this could happen.
To what is going on.

399
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,850
To what I am.

400
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:22,327
You don't have
to be anything.
All right?

401
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:24,021
You don't have to
be gay or straight.

402
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,961
You're just Neal.

403
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:28,789
Your sexuality is fluid.
It's like...

404
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:32,530
Sometimes, people
fall in love with people,
not genders.

405
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,165
I never thought
of it that way.

406
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:39,843
Yeah. Because you
should have
come to me first.

407
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,403
I'm sweet and supportive,
you ass.

408
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,076
You have every right
to be mad at me.

409
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,120
Or hate me
for a while.

410
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,120
I don't hate you.

411
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:54,121
Come on.
You know my family.

412
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,161
I had to come out
of the closet
as straight.

413
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,097
Look. If you're going
through something,
you come to me first.

414
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,430
Okay? I know you
better than anyone.

415
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,403
And you're going to
need me to help you
lie to your mother.

416
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,500
Thanks, Lil.

417
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,943
You're amazing.

418
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,370
But if I ever meet
that bitch, Steven,
I will cut her.

419
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,421
Hey.
How's it going?

420
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:29,153
Good.
Yeah. We've straightened
everything out.

421
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,329
I have a joke for that.
(SHUSHlNG)

422
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,921
I'm going to
keep it to myself.

423
00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:40,104
So, well... Lil.
Now, you can take that
bartender up on his offer.

424
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,838
What bartender?

425
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,635
Oh, the one
at Mason House.

426
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,238
Oh, Lil.

427
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,306
That guy is so gay.

428
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:56,012
Well, I guess
I have a type.