1 00:00:03,265 --> 00:00:04,515 For Dallas Royce, 2 00:00:04,533 --> 00:00:06,717 spring cleaning meant out with the old... 3 00:00:08,253 --> 00:00:10,663 And in with the new crystal Joy Behar 4 00:00:10,679 --> 00:00:12,597 she had commissioned. 5 00:00:14,199 --> 00:00:15,649 You know what, Joy Behar? 6 00:00:15,738 --> 00:00:18,230 You give me strength. You truly do. 7 00:00:19,607 --> 00:00:21,727 Am I nervous about the store opening? 8 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:26,560 You do ask the tough questions, Joy Behar. 9 00:00:26,578 --> 00:00:29,313 Yes. Yes, quite frankly, I am. 10 00:00:29,347 --> 00:00:31,997 I've never tackled anything like this on my own, 11 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:34,419 and unlike you, I don't have a multicultural, 12 00:00:34,442 --> 00:00:37,065 cross-generational female support system, 13 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:40,278 although once upon a pledge week, 14 00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:42,129 I did experience such sisterhood. 15 00:00:44,213 --> 00:00:47,865 My gosh, girl. That's a great idea. 16 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:49,691 I should invite my sorority sisters out 17 00:00:49,725 --> 00:00:51,108 for the store opening. 18 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,851 Well, I suppose you're right. 19 00:00:53,884 --> 00:00:56,447 They could stay with us. We've got plenty of room now. 20 00:00:57,649 --> 00:00:59,117 Slow down, Yakult. 21 00:00:59,151 --> 00:01:02,220 Let me get a head count before we worry about the catering. 22 00:01:05,973 --> 00:01:08,044 You know, maybe I should crack a window in here. 23 00:01:10,618 --> 00:01:12,300 Sorry, Tess! Sorry. 24 00:01:12,331 --> 00:01:14,682 I was buying groceries, and I forgot my wallet. 25 00:01:14,722 --> 00:01:16,072 I had to run all the way home before... 26 00:01:16,107 --> 00:01:17,591 What was the point of me getting my license 27 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:18,993 if I never get to drive? 28 00:01:19,027 --> 00:01:20,811 You get to drive on the weekends. 29 00:01:20,845 --> 00:01:22,146 Besides, there's nothing wrong with walking. 30 00:01:22,197 --> 00:01:24,782 It builds character... And calf muscles. 31 00:01:24,816 --> 00:01:27,601 Well, mine are already the size of soup cans. 32 00:01:27,635 --> 00:01:29,153 See? 33 00:01:29,187 --> 00:01:31,472 So why couldn't I walk home tonight? 34 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,873 Because it's dark out. 35 00:01:33,912 --> 00:01:36,274 You think it's safer for me to sit alone 36 00:01:36,336 --> 00:01:38,746 outside a dark, empty building? 37 00:01:39,649 --> 00:01:41,400 You need to loosen your grip, George. 38 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,902 In some countries, I'm old enough to marry. 39 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,997 In some countries, I could trade you for rice. 40 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,442 Hi, darlin'. How was your day? 41 00:01:50,476 --> 00:01:51,743 Anything from daddy? 44 00:02:02,885 --> 00:02:04,550 You guys got divorced. 45 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:07,390 He's gonna have to do a lot better than a motorcycle jacket. 46 00:02:07,422 --> 00:02:09,639 Well, there's a motorcycle in the garage that goes with it. 47 00:02:09,657 --> 00:02:11,758 Now I feel better. 48 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:12,926 Speaking of feeling better, 49 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,466 we're about to have a house full of guests. 50 00:02:15,576 --> 00:02:17,981 All my sorority sisters are coming out for the opening. 51 00:02:18,015 --> 00:02:19,649 We're gonna sack out here right in the living room, 52 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:21,992 like a bunch of teenagers. 53 00:02:22,687 --> 00:02:25,222 Just six sorority dream-sacks, Carmen. 54 00:02:25,497 --> 00:02:27,245 One of my girls won't be able to make it, 55 00:02:27,362 --> 00:02:29,535 on account of the fact that I didn't invite her, 56 00:02:29,660 --> 00:02:32,024 on account of the fact that she's a big ol' bitch. 57 00:02:32,064 --> 00:02:33,248 Who's a big ol' bitch, mom? 58 00:02:33,282 --> 00:02:35,083 You don't know her, but you know her. 59 00:02:35,134 --> 00:02:37,533 She's a backstabbin', boyfriend-grabbin', 60 00:02:37,596 --> 00:02:39,480 style-jackin', bubble-gum-smackin', 61 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,124 husband-havin'-heart-attackin'... 62 00:02:41,158 --> 00:02:41,921 What? 63 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:43,449 Her husband had a heart attack. 64 00:02:46,023 --> 00:02:47,925 Tessa! Dinner! 65 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:54,912 Mad respect, mother bird. 66 00:02:54,983 --> 00:02:57,184 When your baby left the nest, you didn't show up 67 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,184 outside her school in your Prius. 68 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:03,424 You knew that it was time for her to find her own worm. 69 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:07,928 What are you doing? 70 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:09,880 Finding my own worm. 71 00:03:11,032 --> 00:03:12,850 I don't want you making dinner for me. 72 00:03:12,884 --> 00:03:14,318 I'm not a little kid anymore. 73 00:03:14,352 --> 00:03:15,652 I can take care of myself. 74 00:03:15,670 --> 00:03:16,920 Is this because I picked you up late? 75 00:03:16,955 --> 00:03:18,372 In the city, I got around by myself. 76 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,387 There were buses and subways. 77 00:03:20,418 --> 00:03:22,199 Well, in Chatswin... 78 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,788 We have to rely on each other 79 00:03:23,852 --> 00:03:25,219 a little more. 80 00:03:25,299 --> 00:03:26,500 I think it's nice. 81 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:29,046 Well, I don't... Think it's nice. 82 00:03:30,095 --> 00:03:32,479 I want my own car so I can be independent. 83 00:03:32,497 --> 00:03:33,998 You wanna be independent? 84 00:03:34,049 --> 00:03:35,599 Well, independent people pay for their own things, 85 00:03:35,634 --> 00:03:37,318 so why don't you save up and buy yourself some wheels? 86 00:03:37,352 --> 00:03:38,148 Fine. I will. 87 00:03:38,173 --> 00:03:39,007 Get a job. 88 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:40,533 I will. 89 00:03:43,445 --> 00:03:44,812 And clean your dish. 90 00:03:45,706 --> 00:03:48,078 I was going to. 91 00:03:48,113 --> 00:03:50,113 Good. There you go. 92 00:03:51,279 --> 00:03:52,077 There you go. 93 00:03:52,154 --> 00:03:53,338 You gonna dry it? 94 00:03:54,049 --> 00:03:57,359 That is what the rack is for, you... dictator! 95 00:03:57,956 --> 00:04:00,175 A dictator would not use American. 96 00:04:00,238 --> 00:04:02,581 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com 97 00:04:12,563 --> 00:04:13,791 You're not a dictator. 98 00:04:13,809 --> 00:04:16,543 You just force people to do what you say. 99 00:04:17,051 --> 00:04:19,397 Look. Let her make her own dinner. Who cares? 100 00:04:19,432 --> 00:04:20,565 Everything's a fight. 101 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,233 Something going on at school? 102 00:04:22,268 --> 00:04:24,145 No. I mean, I-I don't know. 103 00:04:24,254 --> 00:04:26,507 She... she doesn't seem to want to talk to me about anything. 104 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:28,156 So talk to her teachers. I don't know. 105 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:30,775 George, a teenage daughter who doesn't want to deal 106 00:04:30,809 --> 00:04:31,910 with her dad... 107 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,998 That's just part of growing up. 108 00:04:34,243 --> 00:04:35,830 That's normal. 109 00:04:35,865 --> 00:04:37,315 Jenna-girl! 110 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:40,201 What? You just called to say you love daddy? 111 00:04:40,252 --> 00:04:42,203 Well, I love you, too. 112 00:04:42,254 --> 00:04:43,588 I am? 113 00:04:43,623 --> 00:04:45,668 Well, you're the greatest daughter in the whole world. 114 00:04:46,659 --> 00:04:49,344 I'll talk to you in the morning. 115 00:04:53,150 --> 00:04:54,849 Yeah, but that's not normal. 116 00:04:55,235 --> 00:04:56,766 Honestly, I think she's drunk. 117 00:04:57,569 --> 00:04:59,036 Suddenly, it was all very clear to me. 118 00:04:59,242 --> 00:05:02,777 I'd become lazy, spoiled. Dad was right. 119 00:05:02,858 --> 00:05:05,193 Asking him to get me a car was just another handout. 120 00:05:05,227 --> 00:05:06,561 I wasn't a Chatswin girl. 121 00:05:06,612 --> 00:05:09,814 I was a New Yorker, and I could do it myself. 122 00:05:09,848 --> 00:05:11,316 I had all the motivation I needed. 123 00:05:15,868 --> 00:05:19,157 I said I had all the motivation I needed! 124 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:32,556 Dallas? 125 00:05:33,592 --> 00:05:35,308 My gosh! That keeps happening. 126 00:05:35,482 --> 00:05:37,194 I've gotta watch my wingspan. 127 00:05:37,228 --> 00:05:39,830 If I keep breaking things, we won't open tomorrow. 128 00:05:39,848 --> 00:05:40,931 I'm here because of 129 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,283 your "help wanted" sign in the window. 130 00:05:42,626 --> 00:05:45,035 Do you like it? It's $2,600, 131 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:48,022 but it's an investment piece, and you'd have it forever. 132 00:05:48,742 --> 00:05:51,008 No. 133 00:05:51,409 --> 00:05:54,161 I-I guess I misunderstood. I thought you were hiring. 134 00:05:54,216 --> 00:05:56,790 I am. I just haven't gotten around to putting up a sign yet. 135 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,963 Do you have a resume? 136 00:05:58,583 --> 00:05:59,505 No. 137 00:05:59,631 --> 00:06:01,315 Any references? 138 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:02,700 You? 139 00:06:04,639 --> 00:06:09,867 And... in what way are you like a crystal? 140 00:06:10,649 --> 00:06:11,760 In no way. 141 00:06:13,163 --> 00:06:14,413 Hold on. Let me think. 142 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,035 We both have hard exteriors 143 00:06:20,925 --> 00:06:23,863 and... inner light. 144 00:06:24,324 --> 00:06:26,858 "Not like a crystal." 145 00:06:26,897 --> 00:06:30,633 Wait. Look, I may not be all that much like... 146 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,852 a crystal, but I need a job, 147 00:06:34,259 --> 00:06:35,926 and I promise I will work really hard 148 00:06:35,961 --> 00:06:37,444 if you give me a chance. 149 00:06:38,019 --> 00:06:41,379 I want to be an independent, self-sufficient woman... 150 00:06:42,681 --> 00:06:43,731 Like you. 151 00:06:45,556 --> 00:06:47,007 And you do have to start somewhere. 152 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:48,054 Right, Joy Behar? 153 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:50,987 That doesn't look like Joy Behar, 154 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:54,740 and there's a really strong chemical smell in here. 155 00:06:55,918 --> 00:06:57,836 We agreed on better ventilation. 156 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:00,388 We agreed on a semiformal store uniform, 157 00:07:00,423 --> 00:07:03,558 which Dallas would provide, and most importantly, 158 00:07:03,592 --> 00:07:05,727 we agreed on a generous hourly wage 159 00:07:05,761 --> 00:07:08,413 that meant I would be able to afford some kind of used car 160 00:07:08,447 --> 00:07:10,548 in the not-too-distant future. 161 00:07:11,221 --> 00:07:12,464 What's this? 162 00:07:12,476 --> 00:07:14,698 Your advance, your signing bonus, 163 00:07:14,754 --> 00:07:17,025 and a little extra for a moisture-rich mani. 164 00:07:17,143 --> 00:07:19,341 Those hands are gonna be cradling delicate crystals 165 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,959 on the regular. 166 00:07:21,249 --> 00:07:24,045 Maybe I'd have some wheels even sooner than I thought 167 00:07:24,063 --> 00:07:26,760 now that I'd taken matters into my own hands. 168 00:07:26,815 --> 00:07:28,999 Splurge on the paraffin treatment. 169 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,252 Get up all in those little cracks. 170 00:07:31,671 --> 00:07:34,256 Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. 171 00:07:34,298 --> 00:07:37,000 My door is always open. Except when it's closed. 172 00:07:37,407 --> 00:07:38,790 - Understood. - When it's closed, 173 00:07:38,809 --> 00:07:40,553 I really do appreciate a knock first. 174 00:07:40,582 --> 00:07:42,819 - Okay. Got it. - I mean... 175 00:07:42,850 --> 00:07:44,914 Who knows what could be going on in here? 176 00:07:44,948 --> 00:07:46,752 Yeah, that certainly is none of my business. 177 00:07:46,775 --> 00:07:50,136 I actually wanted to talk about my kid, not... you. 178 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,748 Understood. That's not uncommon. 179 00:07:51,787 --> 00:07:53,069 I wanted to check in, 180 00:07:53,155 --> 00:07:57,247 see how everything is going socially, academically. 181 00:07:57,536 --> 00:07:59,328 Everything's great. Why do you ask? 182 00:08:00,282 --> 00:08:02,899 We're still talking about Tessa. 183 00:08:02,931 --> 00:08:06,901 She just seems distant lately, prickly. 184 00:08:06,936 --> 00:08:09,201 So you're worried something else may be going on? 185 00:08:09,994 --> 00:08:13,576 Drugs, hard drugs, sex, sex to pay for the drugs, 186 00:08:14,030 --> 00:08:16,160 secondary health concerns as a result of the two? 187 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,914 No, no. N-none of that. 188 00:08:17,938 --> 00:08:19,289 I'm not worried about any of that. 189 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,766 Don't be, because I don't think that's it. 190 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,199 Look, if anything comes up, just keep me in the loop. 191 00:08:23,316 --> 00:08:25,872 I'll also lean on Malik for information. 192 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,191 If there's one thing everyone knows about him, 193 00:08:28,566 --> 00:08:29,959 it's that he's a snitch. 194 00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:33,513 Okay. Well, thanks. 195 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,341 - And, George? - Yeah. 196 00:08:35,443 --> 00:08:37,767 I'm glad to see you have your antennae up. 197 00:08:38,161 --> 00:08:40,612 If there were anything going on with Tessa, 198 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,477 I'm pretty confident you wouldn't miss it. 199 00:08:42,532 --> 00:08:44,883 Well... Well, thanks. 200 00:08:44,938 --> 00:08:47,693 I appreciate you saying so. What's this? 201 00:08:48,376 --> 00:08:49,212 That? 202 00:08:49,246 --> 00:08:51,330 That's the soul-crushing poem Tessa wrote 203 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,032 about the giant, festering hole inside her 204 00:08:53,050 --> 00:08:55,098 caused by the absence of her mother. 205 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,045 That... that's not good. 206 00:09:09,638 --> 00:09:11,847 I was still trying to figure out a way to fly the Coop 207 00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:13,937 while Dallas was busy filling her empty nest 208 00:09:13,955 --> 00:09:16,323 with some chicks she hadn't seen in a while. 209 00:09:16,374 --> 00:09:17,574 Cheep, cheep! 210 00:09:17,592 --> 00:09:18,709 Okay?! 211 00:09:20,473 --> 00:09:22,131 We still got it, y'all. We still got it. 212 00:09:23,259 --> 00:09:24,759 Your husband is gonna lose his mind 213 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:26,962 with us making all this noise down here. 214 00:09:27,022 --> 00:09:29,095 Well... Actually... 215 00:09:30,716 --> 00:09:34,367 And when I found that great big giant pair of panties, I knew. 216 00:09:34,734 --> 00:09:36,674 You said they were an M/L? 217 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:37,756 An M/L. 218 00:09:38,758 --> 00:09:39,841 That's just not right. 219 00:09:40,336 --> 00:09:42,548 A dog is always lookin' for a bone! 220 00:09:42,773 --> 00:09:44,324 Testify, teeny! 221 00:09:44,402 --> 00:09:45,937 And I'll tell you something else. 222 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,391 I was not gonna grow old with some dog, 223 00:09:48,392 --> 00:09:50,081 gettin' bit up on by fleas! 224 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:52,143 But, Dallas, I would get so scared 225 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,051 being all alone in this big ol' house. 226 00:09:54,099 --> 00:09:54,982 Don't you? 227 00:09:55,016 --> 00:09:56,400 Maybe it just hasn't hit me yet, 228 00:09:56,434 --> 00:09:59,386 or maybe I'm being extra strong for Dalia. 229 00:09:59,421 --> 00:10:01,334 That's the same way I felt... 230 00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:06,019 After my husband passed. 231 00:10:10,052 --> 00:10:13,350 Hello, Dallas. Room for an uninvited guest? 232 00:10:13,368 --> 00:10:16,687 I think I'll just help myself to one of these cake pops. 233 00:10:17,365 --> 00:10:20,089 Hello, Tulsa. Cheep, cheep. 234 00:10:20,824 --> 00:10:22,175 Zebra? 235 00:10:23,344 --> 00:10:26,095 Well, I always pictured you more as a snake. 236 00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:27,196 I don't want to bicker. 237 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:30,116 My heart can't take the stress. 238 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:32,157 Grievin' as I've been, Dallas, 239 00:10:32,158 --> 00:10:34,493 I was surprised that you didn't reach out to me. 240 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:37,159 Well, maybe I was busy 241 00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:39,563 dealing with my own situation, Tulsa. 242 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,032 Still, being a divorcee 243 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,951 isn't nearly as tragic as being widowed. 244 00:10:44,986 --> 00:10:46,370 Wouldn't you girls agree? 245 00:10:46,796 --> 00:10:50,843 Ever since he's been gone, I've just been so alone. 246 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,161 Didn't your husband die, like, five years ago? 247 00:10:53,205 --> 00:10:54,036 That's right! 248 00:10:54,117 --> 00:10:56,493 This weekend marks the fifth anniversary of his death... 249 00:10:57,283 --> 00:11:00,483 Which is why I was surprised that you chose to exclude me... 250 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:03,271 In such a hurtful manner. 251 00:11:03,468 --> 00:11:05,614 Invitation must have got lost in the mail. 252 00:11:05,685 --> 00:11:06,826 That's what I figured, 253 00:11:06,868 --> 00:11:09,369 which is why I decided to surprise you. 254 00:11:11,102 --> 00:11:12,572 Surprise. 255 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:16,924 Where'd you get all that? 256 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,392 Is it meth money? 257 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:20,328 It that why you're always so pale? 258 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,796 Can you guys keep a secret? 259 00:11:22,041 --> 00:11:23,324 I can. 260 00:11:23,335 --> 00:11:25,570 I got a job and an advance, 261 00:11:25,604 --> 00:11:28,039 and between this and the money I have in the bank, 262 00:11:28,073 --> 00:11:29,490 I have enough to buy an old scooter 263 00:11:29,525 --> 00:11:31,075 I found on Craigslist. 264 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:33,494 My mom says that scooters scramble your ovaries. 265 00:11:33,529 --> 00:11:35,847 They don't, but wouldn't you be safer in a car? 266 00:11:36,084 --> 00:11:38,273 Yeah, sure, if I had it like that. 267 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,901 I'm not Dalia Royce. 268 00:11:40,364 --> 00:11:42,443 Look, kids like us have to work for what we want. 269 00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:44,324 We're not just gonna get stuff handed to us. 270 00:11:44,356 --> 00:11:46,423 My parents bought me a 328i. 271 00:11:47,011 --> 00:11:48,726 I have $35,000 in trust. 272 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,029 Then it's just me. 273 00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:54,997 "Girl turns 3 on a store-bought cake, 274 00:11:55,032 --> 00:11:57,312 extinguished the candles but not the hate"? 275 00:11:57,769 --> 00:12:00,734 Yeesh. Heavy stuff. 276 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,805 Dark days, man. 277 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,260 Do you feel like thai? 278 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,062 No, I don't feel like thai, 279 00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:11,560 although I might do a satay, if you're gonna order, 280 00:12:11,604 --> 00:12:13,706 but the point is, Tessa is in pain, 281 00:12:13,895 --> 00:12:15,862 and I don't know how long she's been keeping it from me. 282 00:12:15,892 --> 00:12:18,044 I tricked myself into thinking it was about the car, 283 00:12:18,076 --> 00:12:19,326 but it's clearly this. 284 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,616 Yeah. 285 00:12:22,444 --> 00:12:23,765 You know what? 286 00:12:24,124 --> 00:12:26,192 Why don't I just get the order in? 287 00:12:26,226 --> 00:12:27,877 I just think we'll both feel better 288 00:12:27,912 --> 00:12:28,828 with food on the way. 289 00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:29,829 I really want to hear about this. 290 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,848 Just give me a-a couple of seconds. 291 00:12:32,283 --> 00:12:34,228 I'm right... I'm right with you. 292 00:12:34,919 --> 00:12:36,402 What am I supposed to do now? 293 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:39,106 A fat noodle? You like... You like a fat noodle, George? 294 00:12:39,161 --> 00:12:41,596 Pork lad na... That sound good? Hello. 295 00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:43,581 I wonder if she wants to see her. 296 00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:51,189 I can't believe we're in East Chatswin. 297 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:53,176 We are slummin' it. 298 00:12:53,998 --> 00:12:56,825 East Chatswin doesn't look like a slum to me. 299 00:12:58,106 --> 00:12:59,914 There's a garden gnome. 300 00:13:00,627 --> 00:13:02,333 Want a cig? 301 00:13:02,601 --> 00:13:04,235 Lisa, we don't smoke. 302 00:13:04,422 --> 00:13:06,003 When in Rome, am I right? 303 00:13:06,364 --> 00:13:07,230 No. 304 00:13:07,839 --> 00:13:09,941 Look. There it is. 305 00:13:10,130 --> 00:13:12,250 Anyone can advertise on Craigslist. 306 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,428 Is that right? 307 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,895 Any crazy person can post an ad, 308 00:13:15,954 --> 00:13:19,290 luring unsuspecting innocents into their lair? 309 00:13:19,324 --> 00:13:20,758 This doesn't look like a lair. 310 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,793 Well, good lairs never do. 311 00:13:22,828 --> 00:13:24,011 On the outside, they look regular. 312 00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:25,446 That's how a good lair lures you. 313 00:13:25,481 --> 00:13:27,298 If it doesn't lure, it's not a lair. 314 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:29,639 Lisa, hold yourself together. 315 00:13:29,757 --> 00:13:31,891 I'm gonna ring the bell now and buy myself a scooter. 316 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:34,110 Maybe there is no scooter. 317 00:13:34,145 --> 00:13:35,928 Maybe there's just some psychopath inside 318 00:13:35,946 --> 00:13:37,897 waiting to make a suit out of our skin. 319 00:13:38,501 --> 00:13:39,581 Or a sundress. 320 00:13:41,418 --> 00:13:42,422 Or a sundress. 321 00:13:42,826 --> 00:13:44,635 Ad said, "contact Doug." 322 00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:46,977 No psychopaths are named Doug. 323 00:13:47,821 --> 00:13:50,356 Doug's not home. I'm Lucien. 324 00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:52,252 He asked me to take care of you. 325 00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:11,784 Hello, Helen. Thank you for meeting me. 326 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,701 You're looking well. 327 00:14:14,736 --> 00:14:18,055 My goodness. Look at all the wrinkles. 328 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:19,906 Well, yeah, that... 329 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,458 That's what happens when you grow up. 330 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:23,694 Here comes the high horse. 331 00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:24,661 I didn't come here to fight. 332 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:27,314 No? What did you come here for? 333 00:14:27,348 --> 00:14:29,299 We have a couple of a delicious soups today. 334 00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:31,427 There's a country vegetable, 335 00:14:31,513 --> 00:14:33,863 a tomato basil, a hearty lentil... 336 00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:35,007 Could you give us a minute? 337 00:14:35,036 --> 00:14:36,109 We're in the middle of something, 338 00:14:36,144 --> 00:14:38,101 but I would do a small tomato, if there's no cream. 339 00:14:42,487 --> 00:14:45,068 So... How is she? 340 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,076 Your granddaughter? 341 00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:50,224 She's good. Yeah. She's... she's great. 342 00:14:50,294 --> 00:14:52,767 Sole physical custody, George. 343 00:14:52,801 --> 00:14:55,119 Quite a victory. 344 00:14:55,153 --> 00:14:56,604 It was really something to see. 345 00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:57,958 I'm the bad guy? 346 00:14:58,323 --> 00:15:00,341 Alex falls apart. I pick up the pieces, 347 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:02,174 and somehow I'm the bad guy? 348 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,820 Aren't you even curious? 349 00:15:06,742 --> 00:15:07,898 Isn't she? 350 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,169 Just tell me how to reach her. I have a right to know. 351 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,854 Her daughter has a right to know. 352 00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:15,661 You made the decision, George. 353 00:15:16,387 --> 00:15:18,051 Now you have to live with it, 354 00:15:18,744 --> 00:15:20,020 just like we did. 355 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,331 Right. 356 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:32,201 You know what? She's a great kid, Helen. 357 00:15:32,243 --> 00:15:35,345 She's smart and she's funny and she's strong-willed. 358 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:36,730 She's really strong-willed... 359 00:15:39,167 --> 00:15:41,284 And she looks a lot like Alex, 360 00:15:41,864 --> 00:15:42,716 so... 361 00:15:44,188 --> 00:15:46,073 Just tell her that for me. 362 00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:50,862 There really was no going home again, 363 00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:53,084 and Dallas was discovering it, too. 364 00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:56,324 Look, girls. A must-have for Oscar season... 365 00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:57,908 The Billy Crystal. 366 00:15:57,926 --> 00:16:00,150 Other sisterhoods may have traveled... 367 00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:02,613 Some people spend money on just about anything. 368 00:16:02,647 --> 00:16:06,100 After all, Steven spent years subsidizing you. 369 00:16:07,102 --> 00:16:08,686 But this one didn't. 370 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,672 Dallas, have you seen Tessa? She's not at home, 371 00:16:11,707 --> 00:16:13,124 and I really have to talk to her. 372 00:16:13,158 --> 00:16:14,942 I thought she might have stopped by here for the opening. 373 00:16:14,977 --> 00:16:17,657 Well, I was expecting her, George, but she was a no-show. 374 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,364 I must say, not the best way to start a new job, 375 00:16:20,398 --> 00:16:22,489 and she had such great references. 376 00:16:22,568 --> 00:16:24,552 Wait. She works here? 377 00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:27,104 And she didn't show up for work? Okay, now I'm getting worried. 378 00:16:27,122 --> 00:16:29,039 Maybe Malik knows where she is. 379 00:16:29,057 --> 00:16:29,957 Cheep! 380 00:16:31,477 --> 00:16:33,528 Okay. Malik. 381 00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:35,345 You have any idea where Tessa is? 382 00:16:36,508 --> 00:16:38,651 She went to East Chatswin to buy a scooter with Lisa. 383 00:16:38,745 --> 00:16:40,276 I-I told 'em not to do it. 384 00:16:40,763 --> 00:16:42,230 Don't... don't tell her it was me. 385 00:16:42,264 --> 00:16:44,200 East Chatswin. Great. I'm gonna go find her. 386 00:16:44,231 --> 00:16:45,418 I'll come with. 387 00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:47,885 You can't leave all your friends. 388 00:16:49,638 --> 00:16:51,139 You know, I'm starting to realize 389 00:16:51,173 --> 00:16:54,108 I only have one true friend in this whole store, 390 00:16:54,461 --> 00:16:55,926 and he's on his way out. 391 00:16:55,999 --> 00:16:57,283 Come on. 392 00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:03,368 I can't believe he sold this to you without any gas. 393 00:17:03,874 --> 00:17:05,041 I can't believe you pushed me 394 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,959 into a shirtless stranger's living room. 395 00:17:06,994 --> 00:17:09,929 I'm sorry. I just happen to have very strong survival instincts. 396 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,129 So let me get this straight. 397 00:17:11,191 --> 00:17:13,739 You get a job and don't tell me, and then you go to East Chatswin 398 00:17:13,747 --> 00:17:15,651 and buy a scooter without my permission? 399 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,577 You told me to do both of those things. 400 00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:20,746 You said, "get a job." You said, "buy some wheels." 401 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:23,542 - I meant four wheels, not two. - Didn't make that clear. 402 00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:25,695 You have to be real clear with teenagers, George. 403 00:17:25,729 --> 00:17:27,246 Would you let me, Dallas, handle this, please? 404 00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:28,631 I'm just trying to help, daddy. 405 00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:30,639 Well, if you want to help, you can drive Lisa home. 406 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,444 Copy that. 407 00:17:39,984 --> 00:17:42,285 Let me guess. Malik? 408 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,733 Well, thank you, Dallas. 409 00:17:47,889 --> 00:17:50,042 Thank you for inviting your sisters all this way 410 00:17:50,061 --> 00:17:51,178 so you could ditch us 411 00:17:51,298 --> 00:17:53,061 to hang out with your new boyfriend. 412 00:17:53,233 --> 00:17:54,716 He's not my boyfriend. 413 00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:56,416 Then maybe I'll make a move. 414 00:17:57,468 --> 00:17:58,802 Word is, he's an architect, 415 00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,003 and I've been looking for someone 416 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,105 to lay hardwood downstairs. 417 00:18:02,413 --> 00:18:03,863 Well, that's a great idea, 418 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,483 but first you're gonna need to pull up that musty carpet. 419 00:18:06,616 --> 00:18:09,238 I've seen your downstairs, and it needs some work. 420 00:18:09,397 --> 00:18:10,705 I thought she had tile down there. 421 00:18:10,775 --> 00:18:12,691 Teeny, close your tiny teeth. 422 00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,793 Honestly, Tulsa, I'm not sure 423 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:18,130 George is ready to take on a project that size. 424 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,849 Don't be silly. I've actually lost weight. 425 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,569 In fact, I'm down to an S/M, 426 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,256 when just months ago, I was an M/L. 427 00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:31,977 If you're implying 428 00:18:31,995 --> 00:18:34,479 what I think you're implying, 429 00:18:34,497 --> 00:18:36,782 no two people deserve each other more. 430 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,951 Now if you'll excuse me, 431 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,987 I'll take my cue from menopausal icon Joy Behar 432 00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:44,123 and storm out, leaving my invited guests 433 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,851 in the lurch. 434 00:18:55,055 --> 00:18:56,986 So are you gonna let me keep it? 435 00:18:57,034 --> 00:18:58,850 You're so busy operating independently, 436 00:18:58,874 --> 00:19:00,458 and you're not thinking things through. 437 00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:01,102 Yes, I am. 438 00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:03,544 Tessa, you need a different kind of license to drive this. 439 00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:09,283 Fill her up, please. 440 00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:11,252 I don't work here. 441 00:19:11,286 --> 00:19:12,953 Dalia? 442 00:19:12,971 --> 00:19:13,971 Does your mother know... 443 00:19:15,224 --> 00:19:17,958 Well, as always, rules only apply to me. 444 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,490 All right, look, 445 00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:21,966 I know what you're really upset about. 446 00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:24,573 I, uh, I read your poem. 447 00:19:24,608 --> 00:19:25,841 What poem? 448 00:19:25,892 --> 00:19:27,822 The poem that you wrote about your mother. 449 00:19:27,863 --> 00:19:28,656 What? 450 00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:33,155 George, don't read into that. 451 00:19:33,187 --> 00:19:34,260 That was just for a grade. 452 00:19:34,286 --> 00:19:35,786 Kinda hard not to read into it. 453 00:19:35,992 --> 00:19:37,655 I mean, you never talk about her. 454 00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:39,425 I-I don't know how you feel. 455 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:42,724 Look, I-I don't know what you want me to say. 456 00:19:42,909 --> 00:19:46,111 I never think about her. Ever. 457 00:19:46,403 --> 00:19:48,238 I don't know her. 458 00:19:49,249 --> 00:19:51,867 You can't really miss somebody you don't know, 459 00:19:52,204 --> 00:19:53,860 and besides, George, 460 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:57,349 don't take this the wrong way, but... 461 00:19:57,777 --> 00:19:59,872 You're all the mom I need. 462 00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:02,059 All right. 463 00:20:02,132 --> 00:20:03,512 Now you're just trying to butter me up 464 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:04,713 so you can keep the scooter. 465 00:20:04,764 --> 00:20:06,549 Did you just say I could keep the scooter? 466 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:07,766 'Cause that's what I heard. 467 00:20:08,514 --> 00:20:09,781 We'll see. 468 00:20:10,136 --> 00:20:11,136 "We'll see"? 469 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,916 - You wanna go for a no? - No. 470 00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:20,178 Dalia, I just got a troubling phone call 471 00:20:20,197 --> 00:20:21,447 from George Altman. 472 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,782 Said you took that motorcycle your daddy gave you 473 00:20:23,817 --> 00:20:25,134 and took it out for a spin. 474 00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:26,605 He's lying. He's a known liar. 475 00:20:26,738 --> 00:20:28,454 Well, I asked Carmen to look into it, 476 00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:31,104 and she said the bike felt warm to the touch. 477 00:20:31,178 --> 00:20:33,206 She's a known liar. She steals from us. 478 00:20:33,852 --> 00:20:35,024 Listen here, girl. 479 00:20:35,471 --> 00:20:38,023 I know you're hurting. I am, too, 480 00:20:38,331 --> 00:20:40,532 but these expensive gifts from your daddy 481 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:42,339 aren't gonna make the pain go away. 482 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,135 I know. 483 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,046 That's why I want a "hangover" monkey. 484 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,381 A monkey? 485 00:20:48,472 --> 00:20:49,488 I want one of those monkeys, 486 00:20:49,537 --> 00:20:51,097 "like in the movie he hangover." 487 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,965 Dalia, you can't just throw "hangover" monkeys 488 00:20:53,993 --> 00:20:55,028 at the problem. 489 00:20:55,115 --> 00:20:58,835 Mom, those monkeys are really cute. 490 00:20:59,152 --> 00:21:01,124 Those monkeys would always be there for me. 491 00:21:01,508 --> 00:21:02,678 You listen up. 492 00:21:03,474 --> 00:21:05,702 I may not be a monkey, 493 00:21:06,493 --> 00:21:09,261 but I will always be here for you. 494 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:11,020 There are few people in life 495 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,866 who truly have your back, Dalia Royce, 496 00:21:13,868 --> 00:21:16,231 and I hope you know your mother is one of 'em. 497 00:21:24,526 --> 00:21:26,734 You swear there was nothing to that poem? 498 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:27,880 If there was, you would tell me? 499 00:21:27,914 --> 00:21:30,212 I would tell you, George. I promise. 500 00:21:30,275 --> 00:21:32,375 Dad was gonna let me keep that scooter. 501 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:35,583 After all, it was already in motion. 502 00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:41,070 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com