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Where is this
wonder woman boss Yvonne?
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I can't wait to introduce myself.
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Trophy husband.
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Unfortunately, she does not come
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to all of her events.
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- Oh.
- But it's her loss, right?
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If the first James Bond
and the last James Bond
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had a baby, it would be you.
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I feel like you're just saying that
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'cause I said it in the car.
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[Gasps]
Did you say that in the car?
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- Dudes. What an event, huh?
- It is.
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Yvonne sees a group
of needy kids on the street,
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and one week later, bam.
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Little pals.
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Let's see someone else create
something that incredible
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in seven days.
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Whoa, see what I did just then?
Create a parallel between...
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- We did.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Between God and Yvonne.
- Yep.
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Wow, talk about mommy issues, right?
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[Chuckles] Just...
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You know, I signed up
for the little pals
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to score points with Yvonne,
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but I find it really rewarding.
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Javier's life on the street, psh.
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It's tougher than anything
I've ever experienced.
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And I don't know if I told you,
but I did two tours of duty
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over in "Ghanstan."
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- Got it.
- Yes, thank you. Thank you.
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You know, Ava, you really
should think about being a pal.
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Javier, he's gotten a lot
out of the program.
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- But I've gotten even more.
- You know, it's so important
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to have a role model as a teen.
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My high school music teacher,
Ms. Grace Albanese-Shculman,
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changed my life.
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She taught me how to sing,
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that I was beautiful...
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[Voice breaking]
That I was worth something.
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I'm sorry.
This mess just got real.
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[Sobbing]
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- There, there.
- [Sobs desperately]
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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- Hey, Dawn.
- Hi.
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Hey, congratulations on the baby.
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Oh, thanks.
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Wow, she's so little.
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Makes Amy look ridiculous
in this thing.
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- [Chuckles]
- Like, who's carrying who, huh?
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So glad that you could use
some of Amy's old clothes.
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- Oh.
- There you go.
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Some of it's barely worn.
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- This is great.
- Yeah.
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Just let me put her down.
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Hey, Leo.
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Ah, so you're sure
you won't need 'em?
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- No, we're good, thanks.
- Oh, geez.
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Oh, oh.
The snowman pajamas.
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So many pics in those dogs.
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- [Chuckles]
- Ohhh.
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Aww. Oh.
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Oh, are you kidding?
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That's her...
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Her little hippie...
Hippie flower Tankini
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with her... with her belly
used to stick out.
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Her little pot belly
would stick out of...
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Holy mother, are those cute.
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- Oh, they're all cute.
- Yeah, they sure are.
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- Thank you.
- Of course.
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You know, it's so...
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[Sighs]
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Little baby Chloe's got that...
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Got that baby smell still, huh?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Doesn't she?
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- [Babbling]
- Leo.
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Leo.
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- [Inhales]
- Get down from there.
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Ahh.
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- Okay.
- [Sighs]
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I'm sorry, just gonna grab that
real quick.
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What...
What are you doing?
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I'm just taking Amy's clothes back.
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I made a huge mistake.
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- I know I just...
- What?
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I thought you said
you didn't need them.
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You thought?
You thought?
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I'm sorry, Dawn,
but you're not the decider
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as to whether or not
I have another child.
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Why don't you start worrying
about the kids you have
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and not the ones that I might have?
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Come on, Amy.
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Your brother-slash-sister
might need this.
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Jamie, I am really excited
we're doing this.
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I am so anxious to help you
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and expose you to experiences
that would otherwise be
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out of your reach.
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Did you enjoy riding
in a private vehicle
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where you decided when it left?
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My parents have a car,
and so does my brother.
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Yes, but probably not
with leather seating.
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And GPS.
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You see, GPS is a satellite that
follows your vehicle around...
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- Oh, Reagan!
- Oh.
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This is Jamie, my little pal.
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Her parents are going through
a rough divorce,
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and her grades are in the crapper.
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Oh, well, it's very nice
to meet you, Jamie.
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My weird Aunt has that shirt.
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Really.
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That's perfect,
because I actually bought this
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in the wacky relative department.
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[Goofy voice]
Hey, hey, hey.
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I'm gonna pee.
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I'll be right here, sweetie.
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I'll always be here.
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And here.
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Honey, your, uh, your little pal
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doesn't seem very needy.
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That's because her walls are up.
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She's hiding things.
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Low self-esteem, history of abuse,
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the truth about why
she went into the bathroom.
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[Gagging]
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Oh.
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Reagan,
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Yvonne would like
to see you in the studio right away.
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What? She's here now?
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How do I look?
Do I look okay?
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[Huffs]
How's my breath?
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I give it a "b".
It be bad.
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- Oh.
- Here.
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Thank you.
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[Musical ringtone]
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[Chuckles]
Javier.
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He, uh, wants to meet me at the beach
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to talk through some stuff.
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Okay, but not beach.
[Phone beeps]
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Can't get his face in the sun.
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I just had his teardrop tattoo
lasered off.
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- Oh.
- If dreams are made of gold,
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he'd be the richest kid on earth.
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Hello? Yvonne?
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Hello?
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Up here.
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Oh. Hi.
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Is this because we've been
over budget?
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No, right?
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God, it's about my hair, isn't it?
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I-I-it's not professional
enough, right?
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Or is it too professional?
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Do I talk too much?
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Relax, Reagan.
I think you're very talented.
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Oh, wow, thank you so much.
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- That jacket is so bad-ass.
- Try it on.
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Oh, no, I wasn't saying that
because I wanted to...
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Go on, put it on.
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[Gasps]
Oh.
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[Inhales]
Oh, my gosh.
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Wow.
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- Right?
- [Sighs]
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Oh, it's like wearing
a big power cloud.
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- Let's have a drink.
- Okay.
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Ahem.
Two fingers.
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Okay, two fingers.
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I want to take y.E.S. Beyond
just a collection of shows
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and unite them on one channel,
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under one...
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Lifestyle brand.
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Oh. Wow.
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And I think maybe you
could help me with that.
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Oh, my God.
I...
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That would be amazing.
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[Inhales deeply]
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Ahem.
To the future.
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To the future.
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Of y.E.S. Enterprises.
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[Spits quietly]
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And the promise of new partnerships.
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Ahh.
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So I'm ready.
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I'm really ready to just dig in.
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I'm not gonna judge you, you know.
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Nothing's too freaky or traumatic.
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I don't like school.
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How many teachers
are you sleeping with?
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No judgment.
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All right.
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Tell me about your parents.
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The divorce is...
Annoying.
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A suicide-inducing hellscape of pain?
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Before long, Jamie,
with my influence,
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you'll be over that pain
and making life-changing goals.
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I wanna get my boobs done
and go to Costa Rica.
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Jamie.
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Jamie.
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[Clears throat]
Jamie.
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Listen to me.
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Ladygirl.
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Life is a wild ride.
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Your body's changin'.
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Your hormones are ragin'.
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You want to keep up
with the fast posse.
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But, ladygirl,
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your horse done come up lame.
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Wait.
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Ladygirl.
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[Door opens]
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Dude, I gotta go.
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I gotta talk to my wife
about having a second baby.
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You're lame, dude.
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How's virginity treating you,
skullslayer71?
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[British accent]
'Ello, dahling.
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Hey, wow.
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Somebody had some fun
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with her fancy Brit boss
and stole a coat too.
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She gave it to me.
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It's fabulous, isn't it?
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So anyway, I had so much fun, honey.
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She... she took me to this bar.
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And the bartender guy was this, like,
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"mixologist", and he was, like,
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grinding stuff up
with a-a freakin', uh,
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pestle.
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It's... I mean, it was just
so annoying,
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but, like, it didn't even
piss me off at all.
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God, my tongue feels
really weird right now.
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I'm gonna mixologist you a drink.
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Okay. Um...
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Great.
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Babe, I was...
I was thinking that...
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You... you know what?
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Let's...
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Let's have another baby.
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[Laughs heartily]
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No, I know.
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Okay, let's have six more.
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And then we can be like
the Brady bunch
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after they added cousin Oliver,
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which... you know what?
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He did not add much.
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It's like a swing
and a miss, the Brady Bunch.
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I was at the park today,
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and I almost gave away
Amy's snowman pajamas.
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Oh, my God, remember when she
crapped up the back
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of those things?
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Yup.
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I need bitters, and I need, like...
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Do we have those orange,
uh, sugary rindses things?
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Because then I'm gonna
get the pestle out.
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Reagan, seriously.
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I have baby fever.
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Oh, honey.
You do?
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Yeah.
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Probably because we have a baby.
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You must have caught it from her.
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[Guffaws]
Titty twister.
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[Snorts]
Good one, Reagan.
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High-five.
Let's go.
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You shouldn't high-five yourself.
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{pub}Where is the bathroom?
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Oh no.
Is it because you're pregnant?
264
00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,378
Withdrawal from heroin?
Are you toileting a fix?
265
00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:08,862
No. I need to pee.
266
00:09:08,987 --> 00:09:10,091
Javier.
267
00:09:10,257 --> 00:09:12,969
How's it feel having a real tear
on your face?
268
00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:13,950
[Laughs and sniffles]
269
00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:14,971
Hey, look.
270
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,598
Uh, check it out, man.
271
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:17,849
All "a"s.
272
00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,225
We did it.
273
00:09:19,391 --> 00:09:21,227
Huh?
[Chuckles]
274
00:09:21,393 --> 00:09:23,134
- I love you, man.
- I love you, dude.
275
00:09:23,259 --> 00:09:25,190
Get over here.
276
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:27,984
Get a room.
277
00:09:28,150 --> 00:09:31,029
She comes home late
wearing this crazy coat,
278
00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,452
and then she rushes out
first thing this morning.
279
00:09:32,577 --> 00:09:33,823
She won't even talk
about having another baby.
280
00:09:33,989 --> 00:09:35,450
Did you remind her of that smell?
281
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:37,202
- Oh, the baby smell?
- Yeah.
282
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,142
Tiny socks, did you mention
the tiny socks?
283
00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:40,705
Oh, man, those tiny socks.
284
00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:41,812
Whoa!
285
00:09:41,937 --> 00:09:43,597
- Come on, man!
- That's an elbow!
286
00:09:43,722 --> 00:09:45,098
- That's an elbow!
- Wake up, ref!
287
00:09:45,223 --> 00:09:47,253
- You're the worst ref!
- Worst!
288
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,008
And the baby swaddles, dude?
289
00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,273
Oh, it's like a tiny burrito.
290
00:09:53,398 --> 00:09:54,969
Yeah, Reagan's career
is really taking off.
291
00:09:55,135 --> 00:09:57,472
I'm worried that we're gonna
miss our chance.
292
00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,766
I gotta get her on board now,
or it's gone.
293
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,248
Just argue your case to Reagan.
294
00:10:01,373 --> 00:10:03,950
You'll convince her.
Tiny socks, bro.
295
00:10:04,075 --> 00:10:07,170
Yeah. Yeah, tiny socks.
296
00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:08,608
It's a whole other...
297
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,624
[Sniffs]
298
00:10:10,749 --> 00:10:12,592
Yvonne.
299
00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:14,781
No, Luke, it's just me
in Yvonne's jacket.
300
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,574
And that scent you picked up on?
301
00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:19,744
That is the sweet smell of success.
302
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,746
That jacket doesn't fit you.
And I mean that figuratively.
303
00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:22,969
I think it looks great.
304
00:10:23,094 --> 00:10:24,999
You wish you were wearing it.
305
00:10:25,165 --> 00:10:26,673
Yvonne gave me this watch.
It's engraved.
306
00:10:26,798 --> 00:10:27,669
Know what it says?
307
00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,338
"Luke, your time is now."
308
00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:32,779
May 2010.
309
00:10:32,904 --> 00:10:34,342
Seems like your time has passed.
310
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,615
Jacket looks dumb.
311
00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:37,845
Washes you out.
The color washes you out.
312
00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:41,099
- It's over.
- Hmm?
313
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:42,622
I'm breaking up with Jamie.
314
00:10:42,747 --> 00:10:44,435
She doesn't need me.
315
00:10:44,601 --> 00:10:46,343
I had this dream of saving
a damaged kid.
316
00:10:46,468 --> 00:10:47,544
There's been no breakthroughs.
317
00:10:47,669 --> 00:10:49,732
All she does is drink lattes
and complain.
318
00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:50,817
I'm sorry, honey.
319
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,193
Well, you're not the only one having
320
00:10:52,359 --> 00:10:53,366
little sister issues.
321
00:10:53,491 --> 00:10:55,238
Chris wants one for Amy.
322
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:56,864
He wants you to have another baby?
323
00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:58,157
Too soon.
324
00:10:58,323 --> 00:10:59,706
I'm just now fitting
into my pre-baby jeans,
325
00:10:59,831 --> 00:11:00,952
and, like, for reals, too.
326
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,809
Not just looking good
when you're standing up,
327
00:11:02,934 --> 00:11:04,211
and then you sit down,
and it looks like
328
00:11:04,336 --> 00:11:05,290
a sloppy skin party.
329
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,207
I know.
[Knock at door]
330
00:11:06,373 --> 00:11:08,047
- Hi.
- Hi.
331
00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:09,566
What are you doing here?
332
00:11:09,691 --> 00:11:11,254
Well, I just decided to come in
333
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:12,552
and make my opening arguments
334
00:11:12,677 --> 00:11:14,237
for Chris Brinkley, Baby Maker
335
00:11:14,362 --> 00:11:16,573
v. Reagan Brinkley,
Baby Grower, so...
336
00:11:16,698 --> 00:11:20,076
Is the jury hung?
337
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,599
I'm sorry.
That just popped out.
338
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,517
What? [Sighs]
Okay.
339
00:11:24,683 --> 00:11:27,200
[He ain't heavy,
he's my brother playing]
340
00:11:27,325 --> 00:11:30,370
Aw! Look at that.
341
00:11:30,495 --> 00:11:33,443
- She's looking for someone.
- Aww!
342
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:35,737
Is it him?
She's looking for someone.
343
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,488
Is it him?
Look... ah!
344
00:11:37,654 --> 00:11:39,513
He's looking, too.
Oh!
345
00:11:39,638 --> 00:11:42,081
Oh, look it, now she's looking.
346
00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:46,497
Look, she's in love.
347
00:11:46,663 --> 00:11:47,832
And just watch that.
348
00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,959
[Giggling]
349
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,794
Hi. Are you my brother?
350
00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:59,816
- ♪ He ain't heavy
- get in there.
351
00:11:59,941 --> 00:12:04,390
♪ He's my brother
352
00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:05,989
okay.
353
00:12:06,114 --> 00:12:07,157
That was...
354
00:12:07,282 --> 00:12:08,875
Beautiful.
355
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:09,979
I'm ready, Reagan.
356
00:12:10,145 --> 00:12:11,835
I'm ready to have another baby.
357
00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:12,815
Thank you.
358
00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:13,797
First of all, you don't get a say.
359
00:12:13,922 --> 00:12:14,942
Second of all, you're crazy.
360
00:12:15,108 --> 00:12:16,449
Crazy for wanting Amy
to have a brother?
361
00:12:16,574 --> 00:12:17,667
And by the way, you're teaching Amy
362
00:12:17,792 --> 00:12:18,696
not to have dreams.
363
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:20,670
Yeah. What would Dr. King say?
364
00:12:20,795 --> 00:12:21,783
[Cell phone ringing]
365
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:22,909
Ooh, look at this.
366
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:23,993
Look who wants to talk to me.
367
00:12:24,159 --> 00:12:25,625
Yvonne. It's so weird.
368
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,344
I didn't hear your phone ring.
369
00:12:27,469 --> 00:12:29,123
Hi, Yvonne, what can I do
for you that no one else can?
370
00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:30,958
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
371
00:12:31,124 --> 00:12:32,849
Consider it done.
372
00:12:32,974 --> 00:12:35,713
Wow. She would like
to meet you in her limo.
373
00:12:35,879 --> 00:12:36,798
- [Gasps]
- Right now?
374
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,271
Which, as we say in 101st airborne,
375
00:12:38,396 --> 00:12:40,134
is a bit of a ball-knocker.
376
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:41,886
Oh, my goodness.
377
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,360
Okay, she's taking me out.
I have to...
378
00:12:43,485 --> 00:12:45,390
- Uh, wish me luck.
- Good luck.
379
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,247
Okay, honey, we'll...
Mm.
380
00:12:47,372 --> 00:12:48,351
We'll talk later.
381
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,270
Mwah. Love you.
382
00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:52,352
You know what you should do?
383
00:12:52,477 --> 00:12:53,503
Just poke a hole in the condom.
384
00:12:53,628 --> 00:12:54,982
I learned that one
from my little pal.
385
00:12:55,148 --> 00:12:56,339
Oh, no, I didn't.
386
00:12:56,464 --> 00:13:01,114
'Cause she sucks.
387
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,379
You were gone a long time.
388
00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:04,659
Yeah.
We went shoe shopping.
389
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,245
And we discussed the future
of the y.E.S. Network.
390
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,352
Then we went and worked out
and showered
391
00:13:09,477 --> 00:13:10,540
in adjacent stalls.
392
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:11,791
She air dries.
393
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,000
It's a comfort level.
394
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,274
Hmm.
395
00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:15,709
Well, we slept beside each other
on a first-class flight.
396
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,422
We shared a warm
chocolate chip cookie.
397
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,257
[Skype log-on sound]
Hey. Are you...
398
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,380
Are you skyping with her?
399
00:13:20,505 --> 00:13:21,481
Mm-hmm.
400
00:13:21,606 --> 00:13:22,615
I didn't know she scheduled that.
401
00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,167
Uh, she didn't.
I did.
402
00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:25,513
She told me that I should Skype her
403
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,586
whenever I have a brilliant idea,
404
00:13:26,711 --> 00:13:28,057
and I just had a flurry of them.
405
00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:29,622
Do you feel the shift
happening here, Luke?
406
00:13:29,747 --> 00:13:31,641
It's sort of a tectonic thing.
407
00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:33,146
So hold on tight.
408
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,219
[Skype ringing]
409
00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:43,322
Oh. Yvonne.
410
00:13:43,488 --> 00:13:46,256
First of all, I just want to say
how wonderful it was...
411
00:13:46,381 --> 00:13:47,827
Yeah, what's up, Reagan?
412
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,910
Uh... uh, yes.
413
00:13:50,035 --> 00:13:52,829
I-I, uh, I called you
because I just wanted
414
00:13:52,954 --> 00:13:55,585
to run by some programming ideas.
415
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:56,983
Programming ideas?
Why don't we start
416
00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:59,005
with the two-year process
of getting financing first?
417
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,120
Luke. Luke, are you there?
418
00:14:00,245 --> 00:14:02,216
- Hi, there.
- What's your take?
419
00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:03,823
Uh, it all starts with the financing.
420
00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:04,841
It's all about the financing.
421
00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:06,176
I agree.
422
00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:07,805
I agree that financing
really is the cornerstone.
423
00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:11,181
Is that my jacket?
424
00:14:11,306 --> 00:14:12,518
What?
425
00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:13,666
Never mind.
I'll get it later.
426
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,105
You guys talk financing.
Let's reconvene at 5:00.
427
00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:17,337
Thank you so much for...
[Skype beeps off]
428
00:14:17,462 --> 00:14:19,356
Okay. All right.
429
00:14:19,481 --> 00:14:21,274
Quick call, huh?
According to my watch.
430
00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:22,445
Oh, shut up.
431
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,786
{pub}We need to talk.
432
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,276
I hate to do this to you
433
00:14:31,401 --> 00:14:32,694
while your plate is so full
of problems
434
00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:34,999
like your mom not letting you
read The Hunger Games.
435
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,418
It's so annoying.
I just want to die.
436
00:14:37,584 --> 00:14:39,378
[Door jingles]
Oh, no.
437
00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:41,631
There's Kylie Statham
with her hobags.
438
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,154
Where are the bras, ladies?
439
00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:45,885
Ooh, young boobies.
We're all so impressed.
440
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,887
Bet they're super-popular, huh?
441
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,431
Yeah.
I'm kind of an outsider.
442
00:14:50,597 --> 00:14:53,665
- I was too.
- You were?
443
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:54,852
Yeah.
444
00:14:55,258 --> 00:14:57,686
High school was really
difficult for me.
445
00:14:57,811 --> 00:14:59,816
Especially because of girls
just like them.
446
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,234
Oh, look, everyone.
447
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,860
Shrek is here.
448
00:15:03,026 --> 00:15:05,968
[Girls laugh]
449
00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:09,534
What are you doing?
450
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,494
Just being a big sister.
451
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,454
Hey!
452
00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,873
You owe Jamie an apology.
453
00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:18,876
For what?
Not giving her a makeover?
454
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:21,576
Girls, your lives
are peaking right now,
455
00:15:21,701 --> 00:15:22,878
but let me assure you,
456
00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:25,174
it's all downhill from here.
457
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,843
Let's travel into the future.
458
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,178
Your boobs?
Down to the floor.
459
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:31,806
Divorced.
Failed interior design business.
460
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:34,038
Cheating husband.
Meth teeth.
461
00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,268
Tragic weight gain.
462
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,925
Getting wasted with your kids.
463
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,020
Botched facelift.
464
00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:39,978
Restraining order.
Internet affair.
465
00:15:40,103 --> 00:15:42,525
Singles cruise.
Gay husband.
466
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,766
Pill problem.
Pill problem.
467
00:15:44,891 --> 00:15:46,184
Pill problem.
468
00:15:46,309 --> 00:15:47,405
Mystery s.T.D.
469
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,948
You're just jealous?
470
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,238
Exactly.
471
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:51,659
No, I mean you, Ava.
472
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,074
You're just jealous of how cool
473
00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:54,493
Kylie, Dallas,
Sienna, and Brielle are.
474
00:15:54,618 --> 00:15:55,496
What?
475
00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:56,545
You're so right, Jamie.
476
00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:59,584
She's totally jealous.
477
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,500
We're gonna send mean texts
to bitches.
478
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:02,503
You in?
479
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:06,799
Sure.
480
00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:09,635
Ladygirl?
481
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:15,046
[Cell phone beeps]
482
00:16:15,171 --> 00:16:18,884
I did not give a handy
to Jaden in the bathroom!
483
00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:20,313
God.
484
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,770
[Imitating Yvonne]
Cornerstone. Jacket.
485
00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:25,724
Put it on.
Put on my jacket.
486
00:16:25,849 --> 00:16:27,893
Oh, sh...
487
00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:29,030
[Sighs]
488
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:30,562
[Groans]
489
00:16:30,687 --> 00:16:32,366
She's messing with your head, Reagan.
490
00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:35,099
She helps you up the Mountain.
491
00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:36,568
She pushes you off.
She's testing you.
492
00:16:36,693 --> 00:16:37,663
It's how she motivates you.
493
00:16:37,829 --> 00:16:39,749
Oh, that is twisted.
494
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:41,834
She's given and taken away
this watch four times.
495
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,274
And you want to know
the most twisted thing?
496
00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:45,227
I knew she was messing with you
just to mess with me,
497
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,756
and I still let it get to me.
498
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:48,049
She wouldn't mess with our heads
499
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,216
if she didn't think we were special.
500
00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:51,466
Thank you.
501
00:16:51,591 --> 00:16:53,518
Could you just give me
a little moment?
502
00:16:53,643 --> 00:16:55,170
I just need to be alone for a second.
503
00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:56,922
Sure thing.
504
00:16:57,047 --> 00:16:58,517
You need those floor stuff?
505
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:00,728
Yeah.
506
00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:07,773
What?
507
00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:15,201
[Sighs]
508
00:17:21,905 --> 00:17:24,907
Oh.
509
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:30,462
[Sighs]
Very subtle, Chris.
510
00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:37,556
Oh, my.
511
00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:39,214
Awww.
512
00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:41,143
Little John-John.
513
00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:44,853
Oh, that is a low blow.
514
00:17:44,978 --> 00:17:47,441
[Water sloshing]
515
00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:54,446
What are you doing?
516
00:17:54,571 --> 00:17:56,131
[Raspy voice]
It's time, Reagan.
517
00:17:56,256 --> 00:17:58,383
We're having another baby.
518
00:17:58,508 --> 00:17:59,870
Case closed.
519
00:18:00,036 --> 00:18:01,703
[Sighs]
520
00:18:01,828 --> 00:18:02,915
I'm not doing this, Chris.
521
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:05,123
Seriously. God, this is so not fair.
522
00:18:05,248 --> 00:18:06,658
Just try to resist me, Reagan.
523
00:18:06,783 --> 00:18:08,743
As a sexual being
and as a sexual lawyer,
524
00:18:08,868 --> 00:18:10,256
it's impossible, okay?
525
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,663
So this is happening.
526
00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:12,883
I still got some suds in there.
527
00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:15,000
We'll just pop in.
528
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,301
I can wash your hair all sexy.
529
00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:18,336
Oh, honey, seriously?
That's no one's fantasy.
530
00:18:18,461 --> 00:18:20,322
And what's with the fedora?
531
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:21,423
Oh, I'm sorry.
532
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:23,591
Is looking exactly like Frank Sinatra
533
00:18:23,716 --> 00:18:25,010
not sexy anymore?
534
00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:26,522
It's, like, so rat pack.
535
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:27,762
Chris, I can't deal
with this right now.
536
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:29,047
There's so much stuff
going on at work
537
00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:30,484
with Yvonne and things that I...
538
00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,233
Yvonne! That's the name
I was trying to think of.
539
00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:34,030
I haven't heard it for five seconds.
540
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,906
Let me guess... you're having
a baby with Yvonne,
541
00:18:36,072 --> 00:18:37,408
and you're naming it work.
542
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,493
'Cause that's what you love.
Little baby work.
543
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:42,288
Enough!
Ehh.
544
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,082
I can't stand to listen
to this any longer.
545
00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:47,043
I have had a rough couple of hours.
546
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,753
Totally flamed out with Jamie,
547
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,752
and I have been the victim
of teenage bullying.
548
00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:51,797
[Cell phone dings]
549
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,007
Uh!
550
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,384
I am not a slut.
I'm a good girl.
551
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:56,761
Listen.
552
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:59,388
I couldn't help but overhear
your argument.
553
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:01,474
Well, you could've if you
hadn't broken into our house.
554
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,982
Christopher,
it seems like you're feeling
555
00:19:04,107 --> 00:19:06,062
that Reagan is choosing work
over you.
556
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,218
Yeah, that's right.
557
00:19:07,343 --> 00:19:08,336
That's exactly what I'm feeling.
558
00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:09,899
Okay, Chris, that's ridiculous.
559
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,306
She's right.
560
00:19:11,431 --> 00:19:13,778
Your insecurity belies your
Michael Phelpsian upper body.
561
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,821
Ava, that's absurd.
562
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,324
Maybe the shoulders
look kind of similar.
563
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,981
Listen, you guys can worry
about when to have another baby
564
00:19:20,106 --> 00:19:21,866
or if, but, Chris,
565
00:19:21,991 --> 00:19:24,622
never doubt that you and Amy
always come first for her.
566
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,071
Please don't push it
567
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:27,906
because you're feeling threatened.
568
00:19:28,031 --> 00:19:30,211
Your lives are so good right now.
569
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:34,579
Just slow down
and enjoy what you have.
570
00:19:34,704 --> 00:19:37,615
Yeah, that's...
571
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:38,886
You're right.
572
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,888
Thank you, Ava.
That was very helpful.
573
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,265
It was, wasn't it?
574
00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:46,641
- I love you, honey.
- I love you too, babe.
575
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:47,812
Look what I just did.
576
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,648
I just made that magic happen.
577
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:53,755
I'm like a big sister
to you guys, huh?
578
00:19:57,593 --> 00:20:00,324
Ladygirl, life is a wild ride.
579
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,034
Your body is changin'.
580
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,324
Can't you see
this is going somewhere?
581
00:20:03,449 --> 00:20:04,743
- Yeah.
- So you need to go home.
582
00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:05,955
- Get out of here.
- Got it.
583
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,123
You can go into the garage
or something.
584
00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:14,755
{pub}We're so lucky.
Look it.
585
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:17,826
[Exhales]
Our lives are too perfect.
586
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:20,278
Why would we want
to mess with that now?
587
00:20:20,403 --> 00:20:22,163
Mm.
588
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,116
[Sighs]
589
00:20:25,241 --> 00:20:27,002
- You know what?
- Hmm?
590
00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:29,304
When the time's right, we'll know it.
591
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:30,521
- Yeah.
- Okay?
592
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,983
And then I'll make my move,
593
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,860
and you will receive my gift.
594
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,395
[Snickers]
595
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,763
Your gift?
596
00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:40,415
You really don't want to have
a second baby
597
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,949
right now, do you?
598
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,827
I'm sorry, ****.
599
00:20:45,723 --> 00:20:48,914
Yeah, **** just **** themselves.
600
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,167
Yeah, you cannot resist me.
Oh babe, no don't.
601
00:20:54,014 --> 00:20:56,056
Are you okay?
602
00:20:56,644 --> 00:20:59,967
- Oh, no!
- Look what I've found.
603
00:21:01,006 --> 00:21:02,386
Oh, no!
604
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,389
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