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Where is this
wonder woman boss Yvonne?
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I can't wait to introduce myself.
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Trophy husband.
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Unfortunately, she does not come
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to all of her events.
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- Oh.
- But it's her loss, right?
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If the first James Bond
and the last James Bond
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had a baby, it would be you.
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I feel like you're just saying that
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'cause I said it in the car.
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Did you say that in the car?
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- Dudes. What an event, huh?
- It is.
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Yvonne sees a group
of needy kids on the street,
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and one week later, bam.
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Little pals.
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Let's see someone else create
something that incredible
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in seven days.
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Whoa, see what I did just then?
Create a parallel between...
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- We did.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Between God and Yvonne.
- Yep.
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Wow, talk about mommy issues, right?
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Just...
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You know, I signed up
for the little pals
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to score points with Yvonne,
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but I find it really rewarding.
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Javier's life on the street, psh.
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It's tougher than anything
I've ever experienced.
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And I don't know if I told you,
but I did two tours of duty
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over in "Ghanstan."
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- Got it.
- Yes, thank you. Thank you.
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You know, Ava, you really
should think about being a pal.
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Javier, he's gotten a lot
out of the program.
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- But I've gotten even more.
- You know, it's so important
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to have a role model as a teen.
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My high school music teacher,
Ms. Grace Albanese-Shculman,
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changed my life.
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She taught me how to sing,
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that I was beautiful...
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That I was worth something.
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I'm sorry.
This mess just got real.
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There you go.
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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- Hey, Dawn.
- Hi.
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Hey, congratulations on the baby.
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Oh, thanks.
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Wow, she's so little.
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Makes Amy look ridiculous
in this thing.
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Like, who's carrying who, huh?
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So glad that you could use
some of Amy's old clothes.
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- Oh.
- There you go.
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Some of it's barely worn.
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- This is great.
- Yeah.
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Just let me put her down.
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Hey, Leo.
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Ah, so you're sure
you won't need 'em?
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- No, we're good, thanks.
- Oh, geez.
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Oh, oh.
The snowman pajamas.
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So many pics in those dogs.
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Ohhh.
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Aww. Oh.
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Oh, are you kidding?
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That's her...
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Her little hippie...
Hippie flower Tankini
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with her... with her belly
used to stick out.
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Her little pot belly
would stick out of...
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Holy mother, are those cute.
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- Oh, they're all cute.
- Yeah, they sure are.
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- Thank you.
- Of course.
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You know, it's so...
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Little baby Chloe's got that...
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Got that baby smell still, huh?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Doesn't she?
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Leo.
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Leo.
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Get down from there.
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Ahh.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry, just gonna grab that
real quick.
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What...
What are you doing?
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I'm just taking Amy's clothes back.
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I made a huge mistake.
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- I know I just...
- What?
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I thought you said
you didn't need them.
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You thought?
You thought?
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I'm sorry, Dawn,
but you're not the decider
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as to whether or not
I have another child.
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Why don't you start worrying
about the kids you have
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and not the ones that I might have?
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Come on, Amy.
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Your brother-slash-sister
might need this.
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Jamie, I am really excited
we're doing this.
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I am so anxious to help you
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and expose you to experiences
that would otherwise be
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out of your reach.
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Did you enjoy riding
in a private vehicle
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where you decided when it left?
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My parents have a car,
and so does my brother.
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Yes, but probably not
with leather seating.
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And GPS.
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You see, GPS is a satellite that
follows your vehicle around...
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- Oh, Reagan!
- Oh.
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This is Jamie, my little pal.
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Her parents are going through
a rough divorce,
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and her grades are in the crapper.
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Oh, well, it's very nice
to meet you, Jamie.
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My weird Aunt has that shirt.
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Really.
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That's perfect,
because I actually bought this
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in the wacky relative department.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I'm gonna pee.
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I'll be right here, sweetie.
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I'll always be here.
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And here.
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Honey, your, uh, your little pal
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doesn't seem very needy.
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That's because her walls are up.
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She's hiding things.
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Low self-esteem, history of abuse,
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the truth about why
she went into the bathroom.
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Oh.
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Reagan,
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Yvonne would like
to see you in the studio right away.
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What? She's here now?
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How do I look?
Do I look okay?
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How's my breath?
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I give it a "b".
It be bad.
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- Oh.
- Here.
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Thank you.
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Javier.
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He, uh, wants to meet me at the beach
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to talk through some stuff.
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Okay, but not beach.
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Can't get his face in the sun.
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I just had his teardrop tattoo
lasered off.
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- Oh.
- If dreams are made of gold,
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he'd be the richest kid on earth.
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Hello? Yvonne?
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Hello?
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Up here.
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Oh. Hi.
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Is this because we've been
over budget?
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No, right?
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God, it's about my hair, isn't it?
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I-I-it's not professional
enough, right?
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Or is it too professional?
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Do I talk too much?
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Relax, Reagan.
I think you're very talented.
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Oh, wow, thank you so much.
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- That jacket is so bad-ass.
- Try it on.
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Oh, no, I wasn't saying that
because I wanted to...
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Go on, put it on.
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Oh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Wow.
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Right?
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Oh, it's like wearing
a big power cloud.
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- Let's have a drink.
- Okay.
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Ahem.
Two fingers.
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Okay, two fingers.
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I want to take y.E.S. Beyond
just a collection of shows
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and unite them on one channel,
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under one...
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Lifestyle brand.
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Oh. Wow.
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And I think maybe you
could help me with that.
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Oh, my God.
I...
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That would be amazing.
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Ahem.
To the future.
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To the future.
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Of y.E.S. Enterprises.
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And the promise of new partnerships.
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Ahh.
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So I'm ready.
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I'm really ready to just dig in.
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I'm not gonna judge you, you know.
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Nothing's too freaky or traumatic.
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I don't like school.
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How many teachers
are you sleeping with?
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No judgment.
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All right.
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Tell me about your parents.
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The divorce is...
Annoying.
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A suicide-inducing hellscape of pain?
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Before long, Jamie,
with my influence,
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you'll be over that pain
and making life-changing goals.
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I wanna get my boobs done
and go to Costa Rica.
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Jamie.
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Jamie.
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Jamie.
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Listen to me.
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Ladygirl.
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Life is a wild ride.
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Your body's changin'.
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Your hormones are ragin'.
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You want to keep up
with the fast posse.
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But, ladygirl,
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your horse done come up lame.
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Wait.
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Ladygirl.
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Dude, I gotta go.
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I gotta talk to my wife
about having a second baby.
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You're lame, dude.
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How's virginity treating you,
skullslayer71?
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'Ello, dahling.
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Hey, wow.
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Somebody had some fun
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with her fancy Brit boss
and stole a coat too.
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She gave it to me.
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It's fabulous, isn't it?
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So anyway, I had so much fun, honey.
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She... she took me to this bar.
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And the bartender guy was this, like,
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"mixologist", and he was, like,
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grinding stuff up
with a-a freakin', uh,
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pestle.
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It's... I mean, it was just
so annoying,
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but, like, it didn't even
piss me off at all.
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God, my tongue feels
really weird right now.
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I'm gonna mixologist you a drink.
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Okay. Um...
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Great.
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Babe, I was...
I was thinking that...
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You... you know what?
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Let's...
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Let's have another baby.
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No, I know.
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Okay, let's have six more.
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And then we can be like
the Brady bunch
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after they added cousin Oliver,
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which... you know what?
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He did not add much.
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It's like a swing
and a miss, the Brady Bunch.
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I was at the park today,
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and I almost gave away
Amy's snowman pajamas.
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Oh, my God, remember when she
crapped up the back
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of those things?
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Yup.
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I need bitters, and I need, like...
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Do we have those orange,
uh, sugary rindses things?
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Because then I'm gonna
get the pestle out.
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Reagan, seriously.
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I have baby fever.
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Oh, honey.
You do?
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Yeah.
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Probably because we have a baby.
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You must have caught it from her.
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Titty twister.
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Good one, Reagan.
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High-five.
Let's go.
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You shouldn't high-five yourself.
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{pub}Where is the bathroom?
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Oh no.
Is it because you're pregnant?
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Withdrawal from heroin?
Are you toileting a fix?
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No. I need to pee.
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Javier.
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How's it feel having a real tear
on your face?
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Hey, look.
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Uh, check it out, man.
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All "a"s.
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We did it.
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Huh?
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- I love you, man.
- I love you, dude.
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Get over here.
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Get a room.
268
00:09:27,350 --> 00:09:30,229
She comes home late
wearing this crazy coat,
269
00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,652
and then she rushes out
first thing this morning.
270
00:09:31,777 --> 00:09:33,023
She won't even talk
about having another baby.
271
00:09:33,189 --> 00:09:34,650
Did you remind her of that smell?
272
00:09:34,816 --> 00:09:36,402
- Oh, the baby smell?
- Yeah.
273
00:09:36,568 --> 00:09:38,342
Tiny socks, did you mention
the tiny socks?
274
00:09:38,467 --> 00:09:39,905
Oh, man, those tiny socks.
275
00:09:40,071 --> 00:09:41,012
Whoa!
276
00:09:41,137 --> 00:09:42,797
- Come on, man!
- That's an elbow!
277
00:09:42,922 --> 00:09:44,298
- That's an elbow!
- Wake up, ref!
278
00:09:44,423 --> 00:09:46,453
- You're the worst ref!
- Worst!
279
00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,208
And the baby swaddles, dude?
280
00:09:51,374 --> 00:09:52,473
Oh, it's like a tiny burrito.
281
00:09:52,598 --> 00:09:54,169
Yeah, Reagan's career
is really taking off.
282
00:09:54,335 --> 00:09:56,672
I'm worried that we're gonna
miss our chance.
283
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,966
I gotta get her on board now,
or it's gone.
284
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,448
Just argue your case to Reagan.
285
00:10:00,573 --> 00:10:03,150
You'll convince her.
Tiny socks, bro.
286
00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:06,370
Yeah. Yeah, tiny socks.
287
00:10:06,495 --> 00:10:07,808
It's a whole other...
288
00:10:09,949 --> 00:10:11,792
Yvonne.
289
00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:13,981
No, Luke, it's just me
in Yvonne's jacket.
290
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,774
And that scent you picked up on?
291
00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:18,944
That is the sweet smell of success.
292
00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:20,946
That jacket doesn't fit you.
And I mean that figuratively.
293
00:10:21,112 --> 00:10:22,169
I think it looks great.
294
00:10:22,294 --> 00:10:24,199
You wish you were wearing it.
295
00:10:24,365 --> 00:10:25,873
Yvonne gave me this watch.
It's engraved.
296
00:10:25,998 --> 00:10:26,869
Know what it says?
297
00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:29,538
"Luke, your time is now."
298
00:10:29,704 --> 00:10:31,979
May 2010.
299
00:10:32,104 --> 00:10:33,542
Seems like your time has passed.
300
00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:34,815
Jacket looks dumb.
301
00:10:34,940 --> 00:10:37,045
Washes you out.
The color washes you out.
302
00:10:38,796 --> 00:10:40,299
- It's over.
- Hmm?
303
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,822
I'm breaking up with Jamie.
304
00:10:41,947 --> 00:10:43,635
She doesn't need me.
305
00:10:43,801 --> 00:10:45,543
I had this dream of saving
a damaged kid.
306
00:10:45,668 --> 00:10:46,744
There's been no breakthroughs.
307
00:10:46,869 --> 00:10:48,932
All she does is drink lattes
and complain.
308
00:10:49,098 --> 00:10:50,017
I'm sorry, honey.
309
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,393
Well, you're not the only one having
310
00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:52,566
little sister issues.
311
00:10:52,691 --> 00:10:54,438
Chris wants one for Amy.
312
00:10:54,604 --> 00:10:56,064
He wants you to have another baby?
313
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:57,357
Too soon.
314
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:58,906
I'm just now fitting
into my pre-baby jeans,
315
00:10:59,031 --> 00:11:00,152
and, like, for reals, too.
316
00:11:00,318 --> 00:11:02,009
Not just looking good
when you're standing up,
317
00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:03,411
and then you sit down,
and it looks like
318
00:11:03,536 --> 00:11:04,490
a sloppy skin party.
319
00:11:04,656 --> 00:11:05,407
I know.
320
00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:07,247
- Hi.
- Hi.
321
00:11:07,372 --> 00:11:08,766
What are you doing here?
322
00:11:08,891 --> 00:11:10,454
Well, I just decided to come in
323
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,752
and make my opening arguments
324
00:11:11,877 --> 00:11:13,437
for Chris Brinkley, Baby Maker
325
00:11:13,562 --> 00:11:15,773
v. Reagan Brinkley,
Baby Grower, so...
326
00:11:15,898 --> 00:11:19,276
Is the jury hung?
327
00:11:19,401 --> 00:11:21,799
I'm sorry.
That just popped out.
328
00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:23,717
What?
Okay.
329
00:11:26,525 --> 00:11:29,570
Aw! Look at that.
330
00:11:29,695 --> 00:11:32,643
- She's looking for someone.
- Aww!
331
00:11:32,809 --> 00:11:34,937
Is it him?
She's looking for someone.
332
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,688
Is it him?
Look... ah!
333
00:11:36,854 --> 00:11:38,713
He's looking, too.
Oh!
334
00:11:38,838 --> 00:11:41,281
Oh, look it, now she's looking.
335
00:11:41,406 --> 00:11:45,697
Look, she's in love.
336
00:11:45,863 --> 00:11:47,032
And just watch that.
337
00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:50,994
Hi. Are you my brother?
338
00:11:54,937 --> 00:11:59,016
- ♪ He ain't heavy
- get in there.
339
00:11:59,141 --> 00:12:03,590
♪ He's my brother
340
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,189
okay.
341
00:12:05,314 --> 00:12:06,357
That was...
342
00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:08,075
Beautiful.
343
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,179
I'm ready, Reagan.
344
00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:11,035
I'm ready to have another baby.
345
00:12:11,305 --> 00:12:12,015
Thank you.
346
00:12:12,181 --> 00:12:12,997
First of all, you don't get a say.
347
00:12:13,122 --> 00:12:14,142
Second of all, you're crazy.
348
00:12:14,308 --> 00:12:15,649
Crazy for wanting Amy
to have a brother?
349
00:12:15,774 --> 00:12:16,867
And by the way, you're teaching Amy
350
00:12:16,992 --> 00:12:17,896
not to have dreams.
351
00:12:18,062 --> 00:12:19,870
Yeah. What would Dr. King say?
352
00:12:21,149 --> 00:12:22,109
Ooh, look at this.
353
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,193
Look who wants to talk to me.
354
00:12:23,359 --> 00:12:24,825
Yvonne. It's so weird.
355
00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,544
I didn't hear your phone ring.
356
00:12:26,669 --> 00:12:28,323
Hi, Yvonne, what can I do
for you that no one else can?
357
00:12:28,489 --> 00:12:30,158
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
358
00:12:30,324 --> 00:12:32,049
Consider it done.
359
00:12:32,174 --> 00:12:34,913
Wow. She would like
to meet you in her limo.
360
00:12:35,079 --> 00:12:35,998
Right now?
361
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:37,471
Which, as we say in 101st airborne,
362
00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:39,334
is a bit of a ball-knocker.
363
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,086
Oh, my goodness.
364
00:12:41,252 --> 00:12:42,560
Okay, she's taking me out.
I have to...
365
00:12:42,685 --> 00:12:44,590
- Uh, wish me luck.
- Good luck.
366
00:12:44,756 --> 00:12:46,447
Okay, honey, we'll...
Mm.
367
00:12:46,572 --> 00:12:47,551
We'll talk later.
368
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:50,470
Mwah. Love you.
369
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:51,552
You know what you should do?
370
00:12:51,677 --> 00:12:52,703
Just poke a hole in the condom.
371
00:12:52,828 --> 00:12:54,182
I learned that one
from my little pal.
372
00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:55,539
Oh, no, I didn't.
373
00:12:55,664 --> 00:13:00,314
'Cause she sucks.
374
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,579
You were gone a long time.
375
00:13:01,704 --> 00:13:03,859
Yeah.
We went shoe shopping.
376
00:13:04,025 --> 00:13:06,445
And we discussed the future
of the y.E.S. Network.
377
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,552
Then we went and worked out
and showered
378
00:13:08,677 --> 00:13:09,740
in adjacent stalls.
379
00:13:09,906 --> 00:13:10,991
She air dries.
380
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,200
It's a comfort level.
381
00:13:12,366 --> 00:13:13,474
Hmm.
382
00:13:13,599 --> 00:13:14,909
Well, we slept beside each other
on a first-class flight.
383
00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,622
We shared a warm
chocolate chip cookie.
384
00:13:16,747 --> 00:13:18,457
Hey. Are you...
385
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:19,580
Are you skyping with her?
386
00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:20,681
Mm-hmm.
387
00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:21,815
I didn't know she scheduled that.
388
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,367
Uh, she didn't.
I did.
389
00:13:23,492 --> 00:13:24,713
She told me that I should Skype her
390
00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:25,786
whenever I have a brilliant idea,
391
00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:27,257
and I just had a flurry of them.
392
00:13:27,423 --> 00:13:28,822
Do you feel the shift
happening here, Luke?
393
00:13:28,947 --> 00:13:30,841
It's sort of a tectonic thing.
394
00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:32,346
So hold on tight.
395
00:13:40,436 --> 00:13:42,522
Oh. Yvonne.
396
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,456
First of all, I just want to say
how wonderful it was...
397
00:13:45,581 --> 00:13:47,027
Yeah, what's up, Reagan?
398
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,110
Uh... uh, yes.
399
00:13:49,235 --> 00:13:52,029
I-I, uh, I called you
because I just wanted
400
00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:54,785
to run by some programming ideas.
401
00:13:54,951 --> 00:13:56,183
Programming ideas?
Why don't we start
402
00:13:56,308 --> 00:13:58,205
with the two-year process
of getting financing first?
403
00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,320
Luke. Luke, are you there?
404
00:13:59,445 --> 00:14:01,416
- Hi, there.
- What's your take?
405
00:14:01,582 --> 00:14:03,023
Uh, it all starts with the financing.
406
00:14:03,148 --> 00:14:04,041
It's all about the financing.
407
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,376
I agree.
408
00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,005
I agree that financing
really is the cornerstone.
409
00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:10,381
Is that my jacket?
410
00:14:10,506 --> 00:14:11,718
What?
411
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:12,866
Never mind.
I'll get it later.
412
00:14:12,991 --> 00:14:15,305
You guys talk financing.
Let's reconvene at 5:00.
413
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:16,537
Thank you so much for...
414
00:14:16,662 --> 00:14:18,556
Okay. All right.
415
00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:20,474
Quick call, huh?
According to my watch.
416
00:14:20,599 --> 00:14:21,645
Oh, shut up.
417
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,586
We need to talk.
418
00:14:28,752 --> 00:14:30,076
I hate to do this to you
419
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:31,494
while your plate is so full
of problems
420
00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:33,799
like your mom not letting you
read The Hunger Games.
421
00:14:33,965 --> 00:14:36,218
It's so annoying.
I just want to die.
422
00:14:36,384 --> 00:14:38,178
Oh, no.
423
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,431
There's Kylie Statham
with her hobags.
424
00:14:40,597 --> 00:14:41,954
Where are the bras, ladies?
425
00:14:42,079 --> 00:14:44,685
Ooh, young boobies.
We're all so impressed.
426
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,687
Bet they're super-popular, huh?
427
00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,231
Yeah.
I'm kind of an outsider.
428
00:14:49,397 --> 00:14:52,465
- I was too.
- You were?
429
00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:53,652
Yeah.
430
00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:56,486
High school was really
difficult for me.
431
00:14:56,611 --> 00:14:58,616
Especially because of girls
just like them.
432
00:14:58,782 --> 00:15:00,034
Oh, look, everyone.
433
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,660
Shrek is here.
434
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:08,334
What are you doing?
435
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,294
Just being a big sister.
436
00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:12,254
Hey!
437
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:14,673
You owe Jamie an apology.
438
00:15:14,839 --> 00:15:17,676
For what?
Not giving her a makeover?
439
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:20,376
Girls, your lives
are peaking right now,
440
00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:21,678
but let me assure you,
441
00:15:21,803 --> 00:15:23,974
it's all downhill from here.
442
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,643
Let's travel into the future.
443
00:15:25,809 --> 00:15:27,978
Your boobs?
Down to the floor.
444
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,606
Divorced.
Failed interior design business.
445
00:15:30,772 --> 00:15:32,838
Cheating husband.
Meth teeth.
446
00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:34,068
Tragic weight gain.
447
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,725
Getting wasted with your kids.
448
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,820
Botched facelift.
449
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:38,778
Restraining order.
Internet affair.
450
00:15:38,903 --> 00:15:41,325
Singles cruise.
Gay husband.
451
00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:43,566
Pill problem.
Pill problem.
452
00:15:43,691 --> 00:15:44,984
Pill problem.
453
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:46,205
Mystery s.T.D.
454
00:15:46,371 --> 00:15:47,748
You're just jealous?
455
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,038
Exactly.
456
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:50,459
No, I mean you, Ava.
457
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:51,874
You're just jealous of how cool
458
00:15:51,999 --> 00:15:53,293
Kylie, Dallas,
Sienna, and Brielle are.
459
00:15:53,418 --> 00:15:54,296
What?
460
00:15:54,462 --> 00:15:55,345
You're so right, Jamie.
461
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:58,384
She's totally jealous.
462
00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:00,300
We're gonna send mean texts
to bitches.
463
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:01,303
You in?
464
00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:05,599
Sure.
465
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,435
Ladygirl?
466
00:16:13,971 --> 00:16:17,684
I did not give a handy
to Jaden in the bathroom!
467
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:19,113
God.
468
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,570
Cornerstone. Jacket.
469
00:16:20,695 --> 00:16:24,524
Put it on.
Put on my jacket.
470
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:26,693
Oh, sh...
471
00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:31,166
She's messing with your head, Reagan.
472
00:16:31,332 --> 00:16:33,899
She helps you up the Mountain.
473
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,368
She pushes you off.
She's testing you.
474
00:16:35,493 --> 00:16:36,463
It's how she motivates you.
475
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,549
Oh, that is twisted.
476
00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:40,634
She's given and taken away
this watch four times.
477
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,074
And you want to know
the most twisted thing?
478
00:16:42,199 --> 00:16:44,027
I knew she was messing with you
just to mess with me,
479
00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:45,556
and I still let it get to me.
480
00:16:45,722 --> 00:16:46,849
She wouldn't mess with our heads
481
00:16:47,015 --> 00:16:48,016
if she didn't think we were special.
482
00:16:48,182 --> 00:16:50,266
Thank you.
483
00:16:50,391 --> 00:16:52,318
Could you just give me
a little moment?
484
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:53,970
I just need to be alone for a second.
485
00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:55,722
Sure thing.
486
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,317
You need those floor stuff?
487
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,528
Yeah.
488
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,573
What?
489
00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:23,707
Oh.
490
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:29,262
Very subtle, Chris.
491
00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:36,356
Oh, my.
492
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,014
Awww.
493
00:17:38,139 --> 00:17:39,943
Little John-John.
494
00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:43,653
Oh, that is a low blow.
495
00:17:50,244 --> 00:17:53,246
What are you doing?
496
00:17:53,371 --> 00:17:54,931
It's time, Reagan.
497
00:17:55,056 --> 00:17:57,183
We're having another baby.
498
00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:58,670
Case closed.
499
00:18:00,628 --> 00:18:01,715
I'm not doing this, Chris.
500
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,923
Seriously. God, this is so not fair.
501
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:05,458
Just try to resist me, Reagan.
502
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,543
As a sexual being
and as a sexual lawyer,
503
00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:09,056
it's impossible, okay?
504
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,463
So this is happening.
505
00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:11,683
I still got some suds in there.
506
00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:13,800
We'll just pop in.
507
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:15,101
I can wash your hair all sexy.
508
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,136
Oh, honey, seriously?
That's no one's fantasy.
509
00:18:17,261 --> 00:18:19,122
And what's with the fedora?
510
00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:20,223
Oh, I'm sorry.
511
00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:22,391
Is looking exactly like Frank Sinatra
512
00:18:22,516 --> 00:18:23,810
not sexy anymore?
513
00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,322
It's, like, so rat pack.
514
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:26,562
Chris, I can't deal
with this right now.
515
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:27,847
There's so much stuff
going on at work
516
00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:29,284
with Yvonne and things that I...
517
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:31,033
Yvonne! That's the name
I was trying to think of.
518
00:18:31,158 --> 00:18:32,830
I haven't heard it for five seconds.
519
00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:34,706
Let me guess... you're having
a baby with Yvonne,
520
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:36,208
and you're naming it work.
521
00:18:36,374 --> 00:18:38,293
'Cause that's what you love.
Little baby work.
522
00:18:38,459 --> 00:18:41,088
Enough!
Ehh.
523
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,882
I can't stand to listen
to this any longer.
524
00:18:44,048 --> 00:18:45,843
I have had a rough couple of hours.
525
00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:47,553
Totally flamed out with Jamie,
526
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:49,552
and I have been the victim
of teenage bullying.
527
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,807
Uh!
528
00:18:51,973 --> 00:18:54,184
I am not a slut.
I'm a good girl.
529
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,561
Listen.
530
00:18:55,727 --> 00:18:58,188
I couldn't help but overhear
your argument.
531
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,274
Well, you could've if you
hadn't broken into our house.
532
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,782
Christopher,
it seems like you're feeling
533
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,862
that Reagan is choosing work
over you.
534
00:19:05,028 --> 00:19:06,018
Yeah, that's right.
535
00:19:06,143 --> 00:19:07,136
That's exactly what I'm feeling.
536
00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:08,699
Okay, Chris, that's ridiculous.
537
00:19:08,865 --> 00:19:10,106
She's right.
538
00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:12,578
Your insecurity belies your
Michael Phelpsian upper body.
539
00:19:12,744 --> 00:19:14,621
Ava, that's absurd.
540
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,124
Maybe the shoulders
look kind of similar.
541
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,781
Listen, you guys can worry
about when to have another baby
542
00:19:18,906 --> 00:19:20,666
or if, but, Chris,
543
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:23,422
never doubt that you and Amy
always come first for her.
544
00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:24,871
Please don't push it
545
00:19:24,996 --> 00:19:26,706
because you're feeling threatened.
546
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:29,011
Your lives are so good right now.
547
00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:33,379
Just slow down
and enjoy what you have.
548
00:19:33,504 --> 00:19:36,415
Yeah, that's...
549
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,686
You're right.
550
00:19:37,852 --> 00:19:39,688
Thank you, Ava.
That was very helpful.
551
00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:42,065
It was, wasn't it?
552
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:45,441
- I love you, honey.
- I love you too, babe.
553
00:19:45,566 --> 00:19:46,612
Look what I just did.
554
00:19:46,778 --> 00:19:49,448
I just made that magic happen.
555
00:19:49,614 --> 00:19:52,555
I'm like a big sister
to you guys, huh?
556
00:19:56,393 --> 00:19:59,124
Ladygirl, life is a wild ride.
557
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,834
Your body is changin'.
558
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,124
Can't you see
this is going somewhere?
559
00:20:02,249 --> 00:20:03,543
- Yeah.
- So you need to go home.
560
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:04,755
- Get out of here.
- Got it.
561
00:20:04,921 --> 00:20:05,923
You can go into the garage
or something.
562
00:20:14,334 --> 00:20:17,855
We're so lucky.
Look it.
563
00:20:18,021 --> 00:20:20,926
Our lives are too perfect.
564
00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:23,378
Why would we want
to mess with that now?
565
00:20:23,503 --> 00:20:25,263
Mm.
566
00:20:28,341 --> 00:20:30,102
- You know what?
- Hmm?
567
00:20:30,227 --> 00:20:32,404
When the time's right, we'll know it.
568
00:20:32,529 --> 00:20:33,621
- Yeah.
- Okay?
569
00:20:33,787 --> 00:20:37,083
And then I'll make my move,
570
00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:38,960
and you will receive my gift.
571
00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:41,863
Your gift?
572
00:20:41,988 --> 00:20:43,515
You really don't want to have
a second baby
573
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,049
right now, do you?
574
00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:47,927
I'm sorry, ****.
575
00:20:48,823 --> 00:20:52,014
Ew, my tubes just tied themselves.
576
00:20:52,180 --> 00:20:54,267
Yeah, you cannot resist me.
Oh babe, no don't.
577
00:20:57,114 --> 00:20:59,156
Are you okay?
578
00:20:59,744 --> 00:21:03,067
- Oh, no!
- Look what I've found.
579
00:21:04,106 --> 00:21:05,486
Oh, no!
580
00:21:05,652 --> 00:21:08,489
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