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Previously on...
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Carlos needed to make a change.
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I am miserable at work.
I can't do it anymore.
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Orson sent the police an anonymous tip.
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Got a feeling about this.
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Enough of a feeling to go
dig up a construction site?
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Mike protected Renee...
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He is a good man.
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But he paid the price.
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Every day on Wisteria Lane,
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women face their share of problems...
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like a paperboy who's off the mark...
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an appliance that's out of whack...
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or a report card that's below par.
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These everyday problems can seem
like matters of life and death.
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I've told your paperboy ten times...
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the flower bed sprinklers
go on at 6:00 A.M. sharp.
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I don't know how you can
call him a repairman
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if after he visits,
the thing is not repaired.
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And get this, Carlos.
Her math teacher wrote,
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"The only thing worse than
her arithmetic is her attitude."
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But then something truly
horrible comes along...
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- Mike!
- And we rush to hold on to what really matters...
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Before it's gone forever.
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When a loved one dies,
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certain decisions have to be made.
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A coffin must be selected.
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A headstone must be picked.
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Clothes must be chosen.
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Preparing a body for burial is
never an easy thing to do...
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but unearthing one can be even harder.
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Hey! I think we got something.
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What do you think?
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You look handsome.
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What's that under your shirt?
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My little tribute to Mike.
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He would've loved that.
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He was always trying to get me
to go to Indianapolis for a game.
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And I was too busy being a big executive,
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helping rich people get richer.
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That'll be a...
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so you can be an underpaid counselor?
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I'm never gonna be able to get
you to understand this, am I?
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What a difference it would make in my life
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if I felt like I was helping people.
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You're right. I'm never
gonna understand it,
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and I also don't understand why
we have to talk about this today.
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Because my best friend is dead,
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and he died trying to help people,
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so if you ask me, it kind of seems like
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the perfect day to talk about it.
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This one?
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Sure.
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Um, shoes?
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You pick.
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Hi, reverend.
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Hello, Julie.
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Susan.
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I, um, wanted to show you
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a... rough draft of
Mike's funeral service.
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It's what we discussed...
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a standard episcopalian ceremony.
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I'm sure it'll be fine.
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Um, just wanted to see if
you'd like to add anything
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to make it a little more personal.
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Readings, for example.
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Did he have any favorite poems?
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Any favorite writers?
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Mike really wasn't much of a reader.
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That's fine.
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Were you planning on saying
something during the service?
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Like what, "I wish someone
hadn't murdered my husband"?
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Mom...
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- He's just trying to help.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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I just, uh...
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I don't know what I would
say that would be enough.
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I don't know how to tell people
what kind of man Mike was...
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What kind of father and
husband and friend he was.
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I just...
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never thought I would
have to sum up his life
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before he was... done living it.
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It's going to be okay.
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Please, reverend,
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if there's one thing that
I know for sure at this moment,
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is that...
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nothing is ever going to be okay again.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How's Susan holding up?
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She'll be really glad you came.
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I caught the first flight
after you called me.
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I'm just, uh...
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I'm still in shock.
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You know what I keep
thinking about all morning?
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Do you remember that time you,
me, Mike, and Susan
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rented those cabins by the lake?
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Oh, no. The pontoon boat?
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Yeah, the pontoon boat
with the broken gas gauge.
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And I kept telling everybody,
"Don't worry."
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"They'll come looking for us."
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And then the sun started to go down.
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Who knew Mike was such a great swimmer?
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I know. It was half a mile to shore,
at least, in cold water.
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He was an amazing guy.
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I just can't believe
I'm never gonna see him
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walk out of that house again.
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I'm sorry.
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I've been doing a really good job
keeping it together until now.
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I'm so sorry, Lynette.
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He really seemed like a good guy.
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Yeah. He was a great guy.
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Well, we should probably get going.
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Hey.
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You want to ride with us to the church?
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No. I still have to get ready.
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So you guys go ahead.
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Hey, Bree.
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Oh. Please tell me you're not
wearing that to the funeral.
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Uh, actually that's why I was coming over.
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I'm not going to the funeral,
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so could you please tell
Susan how sorry I am?
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You have to be there.
The whole neighborhood is going.
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Uh, yeah, and they'll all be thinking,
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"There's the woman that
Mike was protecting"
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"when he beat up that loan shark."
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"She's the reason he's dead."
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Renee...
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Mike stuck his neck out for me,
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and now Susan's a widow,
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and a 9-year-old kid has to
grow up without a father.
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Look, I know you feel
awful about what happened,
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but today is about honoring Mike.
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You do not get to make
this about your guilt.
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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Because you're right,
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and it's annoying.
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Come on.
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Go get changed,
and I will save you a seat.
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Ugh. I really hate today.
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Me, too.
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Mrs. Van de Kamp?
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Can I help you?
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I'm detective Heredia, Fairview P.D.
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Oh. Uh, if this is about
Mike Delfino's murder,
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I'd be happy to help, but...
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as you can see,
I'm on my way to his funeral.
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Actually, we already made
an arrest in that case.
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Thank god.
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I'm here on an unrelated matter.
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It's a missing persons investigation.
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Oh?
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Yeah, I'd like you to come
down and answer some questions.
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Now?
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Please.
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As she arrived at Mike Delfino's funeral,
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Gaby considered what her friend
Susan must be going through.
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After all, Mike was
the love of Susan's life,
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and that got Gaby thinking
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about the love of hers.
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So... what do you think?
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A lot of things.
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Most of them obscene.
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I like it, too!
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It's royal wedding with
just a hint of slut.
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So... how much?
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Who cares? You get what you pay for,
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and you are getting this.
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$12,000? Dios mio.
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We didn't even pay
this much for our first house.
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Yeah, well, how much
can mud and straw cost?
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Ladies.
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We are having a nice time.
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Let's try and keep it that way.
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Now be honest, mama.
Don't you like the dress?
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Does it only come in white?
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I'm just saying,
she's not fooling anybody.
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Well, I think she looks beautiful.
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We'll take it.
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No.
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I will not let you spend money like that.
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Uh, could you give us a moment?
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Ugh.
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What are you doing?
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She loves the dress,
and you keep insulting it.
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You just don't get it, do you, Carlos?
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This is only the beginning.
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You give in to her with this dress,
she'll bleed you dry.
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Trust me. That woman is a gold digger.
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Hit her, Carlos. Hit her.
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Mama,
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you know I love you,
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but if you say one more
critical thing about Gaby,
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don't bother coming to our wedding.
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Understood?
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Well, I guess you've made your choice.
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I just hope she realizes how lucky she is.
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Mm. No.
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I am the lucky one.
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I've never met anyone like her,
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and when she smiles at me,
you can't put a price on it.
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So I don't care if I have to work
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20 hours a day to keep her happy.
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I'll do it.
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Carlos, sweetie,
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you know what would really
make this dress pop is...
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Oh.
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No, I shouldn't.
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Tell me. What?
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Well, it's probably too much,
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but a pair of diamond earrings?
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Then our next stop is a jewelry store.
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Mm.
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Hey. What are those stains
on the living room rug?
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The green is Juanita's puke,
the yellow is Celia's puke,
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and the red is my merlot.
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Since when are you drinking wine
in the middle of the afternoon?
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Since the girls started puking
in the middle of the afternoon.
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Your soup is coming, Juanita!
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Yes, Celia, yours, too!
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Here. My shift is over.
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No. No. No. No. No.
I can't, Gaby. Not tonight.
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Why not? I've been with them since
they got the stupid stomach flu.
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I haven't slept in four days.
I need a break, Carlos.
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Tomorrow morning, ten clients
from Japan are flying in,
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and in order for me to
win their giant account,
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I have to wow them with
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a PowerPoint presentation that
I have not even started yet.
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All I hear is "Blahbety-blah.
Japan. Blahbety blah."
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I need a massage.
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Oh, my god. Not again.
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Every time a bell rings,
an angel does not get its wings.
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A child almost gets hit!
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It's just endless.
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If something isn't coming
out of their mouths,
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it's coming out of their butts.
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Every opening is on full service.
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I can't do this anymore.
I'm starting to lose my mind!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Go get your massage.
I will take care of them tonight.
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What about Japan?
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This is more important.
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I told you I would
always take care of you.
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Go. Go get your massage.
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Hey, girls! Daddy's home! I got your soup!
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Surprise taco visit.
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Don't get too excited.
That's not a euphemism.
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Hey, babe, I'm kind of in
the middle of something.
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What are you in the middle of?
Obviously not shaving
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or putting on deodorant.
You look like a terrorist.
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Can you please just come back later?
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Okay. I mean,
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I thought it'd be nice to
have lunch together, but fine.
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I'll just leave these for you.
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Mike?
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Hey, Gaby.
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So Mike gets to come visit, but not me?
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Mike is just being a friend.
He gets what I'm going through.
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Ah, I did my own little stint in rehab.
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I know how hard this can be.
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00:14:15,747 --> 00:14:17,697
Right. What do I know? I'm only his wife.
263
00:14:22,898 --> 00:14:24,563
Gaby. Gaby, wait.
264
00:14:26,006 --> 00:14:28,147
He's a little on edge right now.
Cut him some slack.
265
00:14:28,352 --> 00:14:30,096
You think I came here
to give him a hard time?
266
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,430
I just want to be here for him.
267
00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:33,269
Yeah, but you being here just reminds him
268
00:14:33,336 --> 00:14:36,184
how he's messing everything up.
He feels like he's failing you.
269
00:14:36,239 --> 00:14:39,642
- Oh, that's ridiculous.
- Why do you think he's pushing you away?
270
00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:41,642
He can't stand you seeing him like this,
271
00:14:41,643 --> 00:14:43,819
and frankly, I think he's a little scared.
272
00:14:44,643 --> 00:14:45,521
Of what?
273
00:14:46,145 --> 00:14:47,821
He's always provided for you,
274
00:14:48,351 --> 00:14:49,978
and if you think he can't do that anymore,
275
00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:51,759
he's afraid you might leave him.
276
00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:01,505
Mike was a good man...
277
00:15:04,401 --> 00:15:06,028
and so are you.
278
00:15:08,112 --> 00:15:10,157
You should quit your job.
279
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,191
What? But you said that...
280
00:15:11,252 --> 00:15:12,893
I was wrong.
281
00:15:12,984 --> 00:15:14,908
If being a counselor's
gonna make you happy,
282
00:15:14,943 --> 00:15:16,391
then that's what you should do.
283
00:15:26,165 --> 00:15:30,455
As Lynette looked at a wedding
photo of Susan and Mike,
284
00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:34,088
she thought about the tragic
end of their marriage,
285
00:15:34,354 --> 00:15:39,199
and that started her thinking
about the beginning of her own.
286
00:15:43,118 --> 00:15:43,734
Oh, I got this.
287
00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:45,997
No. No. No. No. No. I got it.
288
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,335
Why? 'cause you're the guy?
289
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,736
No, because I asked you out.
It's only fair.
290
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,354
Let me get it.
291
00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:54,207
No. Next time.
292
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:56,297
Next time?
293
00:15:56,939 --> 00:15:58,836
You're asking me out on a second date?
294
00:16:01,219 --> 00:16:02,419
Abso-tively.
295
00:16:02,676 --> 00:16:05,293
Okay, but you should
know I have a 3-date rule
296
00:16:05,334 --> 00:16:07,247
before I even consider
sleeping with someone.
297
00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:11,941
For the record, I wasn't,
uh, expecting anything.
298
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,904
That said, if you take
me out for coffee now,
299
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:18,536
I would be willing to
consider that a second date.
300
00:16:18,585 --> 00:16:19,851
And what if after that,
301
00:16:19,902 --> 00:16:23,387
I offered you half the candy bar
I have in my glove compartment?
302
00:16:23,422 --> 00:16:25,703
Would that count as a third date?
303
00:16:26,572 --> 00:16:29,421
Let's have the coffee first
304
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:32,005
and see how it goes, shall we?
305
00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:35,058
Let's get out of here.
306
00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:38,631
So do we need to tell H.R. about this?
307
00:16:38,993 --> 00:16:40,307
Why would we?
308
00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:41,925
Well, I think they want to know
309
00:16:41,986 --> 00:16:43,734
when employees get in a relationship.
310
00:16:43,799 --> 00:16:46,541
Tom, we don't have to do
the whole relationship thing.
311
00:16:46,586 --> 00:16:49,151
I am not one of those
girls looking for a ring
312
00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:51,842
and kids and a house in the suburbs.
313
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,960
Although I am kind of partial
to white picket fences.
314
00:16:55,037 --> 00:16:56,490
You don't think there's anybody out there
315
00:16:56,555 --> 00:16:58,624
who can make you change your mind?
316
00:16:58,674 --> 00:17:00,595
Not for the next seven years.
317
00:17:00,629 --> 00:17:03,901
I have this whole plan where
I become vice president.
318
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,176
Of the United States?
319
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:10,405
I meant the company, but we'll see.
320
00:17:15,269 --> 00:17:17,246
Okay. Can I look now? My back is aching,
321
00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:20,722
my ankles are swollen,
and your hands smell like cheese.
322
00:17:22,272 --> 00:17:23,913
Ta-da!
323
00:17:24,231 --> 00:17:25,770
What is this?
324
00:17:26,643 --> 00:17:28,911
It's your dream house.
325
00:17:29,022 --> 00:17:30,089
Someone already bought it.
326
00:17:30,139 --> 00:17:32,557
Yeah, I did, for you.
327
00:17:34,061 --> 00:17:34,799
What the hell's wrong with you?
328
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,772
You don't just buy someone a house.
329
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:39,831
The exception to the
rule being dream houses.
330
00:17:39,879 --> 00:17:42,036
No, you still should've consulted me.
331
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:44,483
This is a decision
we're supposed to make together
332
00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:47,363
And... ow! Oh, cramp. Oh, my foot.
333
00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:48,484
- Here. Sit down.
- Okay.
334
00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:50,465
Sit down.
335
00:17:50,624 --> 00:17:51,563
Here.
336
00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:52,584
- Where is it? Right there?
- Right there. Right there.
337
00:17:54,963 --> 00:17:59,524
Come on. Admit it. This is kind of nice.
338
00:17:59,606 --> 00:18:00,965
Yeah, it's nice,
339
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,693
but...
340
00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:05,038
I have certain things I want in a home.
341
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:08,188
I know. Like a-a tree house
for the twins to play in.
342
00:18:08,243 --> 00:18:10,000
There's the perfect tree for it.
343
00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:10,925
And an herb garden...
344
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:13,388
there's a great spot on
the other side of the house.
345
00:18:13,904 --> 00:18:15,458
And of course,
346
00:18:16,127 --> 00:18:18,294
your white picket fence,
just like you always dreamed about.
347
00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:24,728
Wait. I never said anything
about a white picket fence.
348
00:18:24,798 --> 00:18:26,009
Sure, you did. On our first date.
349
00:18:26,049 --> 00:18:28,410
You said you were a sucker
for a white picket fence.
350
00:18:28,494 --> 00:18:30,509
There's no way I said
that on our first date.
351
00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,356
You did. I remember,
because as soon as you said it,
352
00:18:33,442 --> 00:18:36,102
I got this image of us
sitting on our porch,
353
00:18:36,161 --> 00:18:38,890
watching our kids play
while we drink lemonade
354
00:18:38,965 --> 00:18:41,954
and look out over our white picket fence.
355
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:46,610
Yeah, this does seem like a nice place.
356
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:50,763
I'm sorry I did this without you,
357
00:18:51,722 --> 00:18:54,873
but I knew, when I saw this house,
that you would love it.
358
00:18:56,982 --> 00:18:59,187
Because I know you better than anyone.
359
00:19:14,232 --> 00:19:16,895
- Here. These are yours, too.
- Ah.
360
00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:19,543
Thanks. Um, do you mind
if I take the portable CD player?
361
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,907
The one I use while I'm cooking?
362
00:19:21,117 --> 00:19:23,328
How else am I gonna play my CDs?
363
00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:24,826
Yeah. Sure. Take it.
364
00:19:24,987 --> 00:19:27,456
Okay. Thanks.
365
00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:32,850
How you doing?
366
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:36,991
Great. It's all the fun of a garage
sale without making any money
367
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,447
and only getting rid of
stuff you really like.
368
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,914
Why aren't you fighting harder?
369
00:19:41,988 --> 00:19:44,110
It's just a CD player.
370
00:19:44,335 --> 00:19:46,624
I'm talking about your marriage.
371
00:19:47,284 --> 00:19:48,021
Lynette, you know me.
372
00:19:48,102 --> 00:19:51,315
I hate talking about this stuff,
but everybody on the street knows
373
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,762
you and Tom are supposed to be together.
374
00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:56,230
I don't know.
375
00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:57,997
At this point,
there's so many bad feelings,
376
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,349
I think time apart will help us.
377
00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:02,493
It won't.
378
00:20:05,467 --> 00:20:07,486
I've been through this.
All right, I know how it goes.
379
00:20:07,552 --> 00:20:08,512
Each of you waiting for the other one
380
00:20:08,546 --> 00:20:11,284
to admit they were wrong,
beg to be taken back.
381
00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,410
The problem is,
the whole time you're waiting,
382
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,545
you're just growing further apart.
383
00:20:15,653 --> 00:20:17,535
But you and Susan got back together.
384
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:20,661
And I kick myself every day
for letting it take so long.
385
00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:22,796
What I'm trying to say is,
386
00:20:22,902 --> 00:20:25,366
somebody's gotta make the first move.
387
00:20:25,754 --> 00:20:27,236
I can't right now.
388
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,165
I'm too angry.
389
00:20:29,231 --> 00:20:31,144
And one day you won't be.
390
00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:33,283
I hope it's not too late.
391
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,217
For either one of you.
392
00:20:40,385 --> 00:20:42,734
Don't let it bother you, honey.
393
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:43,492
What?
394
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:46,402
Tom, showing up with his girlfriend.
395
00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:51,239
It's fine. I actually don't think
it's gonna last that much longer.
396
00:20:51,361 --> 00:20:54,150
Yeah? You heard something?
397
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:56,835
No, I decided something.
398
00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:05,572
Bree Van de Kamp found herself helpless
399
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,292
in the face of a powerful man.
400
00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:10,282
And this got her thinking
401
00:21:10,342 --> 00:21:13,944
about the ways
she'd handled powerful men before
402
00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:17,214
and how she'd learned to do it.
403
00:21:22,953 --> 00:21:24,320
Bree.
404
00:21:24,385 --> 00:21:26,059
What are you making?
405
00:21:26,156 --> 00:21:28,069
Honey pecan pie.
406
00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:29,841
It's your father's favorite.
407
00:21:29,907 --> 00:21:31,604
Can I help?
408
00:21:31,656 --> 00:21:32,440
Pie's done,
409
00:21:32,474 --> 00:21:36,790
but I can teach you how
to make whipped cream.
410
00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:42,847
Of course there's so many things
I should probably teach you first.
411
00:21:42,922 --> 00:21:44,886
Like what?
412
00:21:45,157 --> 00:21:48,546
Like... how to be a woman.
413
00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:52,456
That is the most important
lesson I can pass down.
414
00:21:52,949 --> 00:21:56,826
As the cream thickens,
you whip it a little faster, okay?
415
00:21:57,434 --> 00:21:59,655
Don't I become a woman
just by getting older?
416
00:21:59,734 --> 00:22:01,436
Oh, no, Bree.
417
00:22:01,541 --> 00:22:03,781
There's some things
you're too young to understand,
418
00:22:03,858 --> 00:22:06,104
but...
419
00:22:06,204 --> 00:22:09,065
I think you're old enough
to learn about the mask.
420
00:22:09,571 --> 00:22:10,447
The mask?
421
00:22:10,488 --> 00:22:12,048
It's what my mother called it.
422
00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:13,398
It's the face you wear
423
00:22:13,455 --> 00:22:16,738
when you don't want people
to know what you're feeling.
424
00:22:16,925 --> 00:22:19,843
All well-brought-up women
conceal their emotions.
425
00:22:19,893 --> 00:22:22,581
It's very useful,
especially when dealing with men.
426
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,001
Why?
427
00:22:25,581 --> 00:22:27,747
Well, if a man knows what you're thinking,
428
00:22:27,812 --> 00:22:29,240
it gives him power over you.
429
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,148
For example,
430
00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:34,749
if a man knows how much you love him,
431
00:22:34,849 --> 00:22:37,777
he'll take you for granted.
He'll hurt you...
432
00:22:37,842 --> 00:22:39,842
carelessly,
433
00:22:39,897 --> 00:22:41,668
cruelly,
434
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,773
constantly.
435
00:22:45,963 --> 00:22:47,675
Does daddy know that you love him?
436
00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:50,217
Yes. I have told him repeatedly
437
00:22:50,263 --> 00:22:52,778
that I cannot live without him.
438
00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:55,350
If you're so upset with him,
439
00:22:55,427 --> 00:22:57,310
why are you making his favorite pie?
440
00:22:57,342 --> 00:22:58,771
Because after all of these years,
441
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,469
I've forgotten how to wear my mask.
442
00:23:01,658 --> 00:23:05,347
So now I must do things to distract daddy.
443
00:23:05,631 --> 00:23:06,309
Like this pie.
444
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,900
When I bring it out, he'll be so excited,
445
00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:14,185
he won't notice
the devastation in my eyes.
446
00:23:14,456 --> 00:23:15,947
Devastation?
447
00:23:16,018 --> 00:23:17,462
Mm-hmm. It's an emotion.
448
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,521
The kind you might feel
when your friend calls
449
00:23:19,586 --> 00:23:21,279
to say your husband's lesabre was seen
450
00:23:21,353 --> 00:23:23,921
in the parking lot of a certain motel,
451
00:23:24,372 --> 00:23:27,455
next to his secretary's bonneville.
452
00:23:30,025 --> 00:23:31,846
Practice your mask.
453
00:23:32,771 --> 00:23:35,584
Oh, no. Honey, that's too much.
454
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,436
All you need is the hint of a smile.
455
00:23:40,063 --> 00:23:41,229
Perfect.
456
00:23:41,259 --> 00:23:42,425
With an expression like that,
457
00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:46,640
no one will ever know what
you're really thinking.
458
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:48,660
And I'll have power over men?
459
00:23:50,416 --> 00:23:51,987
God, I hope so.
460
00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,663
Why are you angry?
461
00:24:08,743 --> 00:24:11,108
Who says I'm angry?
462
00:24:11,152 --> 00:24:14,705
After all these years,
you don't think I can read you?
463
00:24:14,747 --> 00:24:18,567
Well, if I'm such an open book,
what am I angry about?
464
00:24:18,627 --> 00:24:20,218
So you admit you're angry.
465
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,980
I admit no such thing.
466
00:24:27,609 --> 00:24:30,057
You know...
467
00:24:30,121 --> 00:24:32,241
this thing you're doing...
468
00:24:32,318 --> 00:24:35,279
And what thing would that be?
469
00:24:35,316 --> 00:24:37,169
You put on this plastic face
470
00:24:37,253 --> 00:24:39,999
to keep me in the dark about
what you're really feeling.
471
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,296
A-and I walk around on eggshells for days,
472
00:24:42,341 --> 00:24:44,842
not knowing which end is up.
473
00:24:45,479 --> 00:24:48,248
Well, maybe I don't feel safe
474
00:24:48,282 --> 00:24:51,184
sharing every single thought
and emotion I have with you.
475
00:24:53,187 --> 00:24:55,494
Well, that's a horrible thing to say.
476
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,709
Of course you can feel safe with me.
477
00:25:01,143 --> 00:25:02,486
I'm your husband.
478
00:25:03,497 --> 00:25:04,931
I love you.
479
00:25:06,234 --> 00:25:08,235
Please.
480
00:25:10,504 --> 00:25:12,873
Okay.
481
00:25:12,907 --> 00:25:14,641
After dessert,
482
00:25:14,675 --> 00:25:17,277
you paid a certain...
483
00:25:17,311 --> 00:25:19,446
compliment to Gabrielle.
484
00:25:21,015 --> 00:25:22,382
You gotta be kidding.
485
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:23,783
It was hurtful.
486
00:25:27,321 --> 00:25:28,688
To who?
487
00:25:28,723 --> 00:25:30,590
To me.
488
00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:34,394
You told her she was the most
gorgeous woman you'd ever met.
489
00:25:34,428 --> 00:25:36,329
- She was a model.
- I don't care.
490
00:25:36,364 --> 00:25:39,633
You don't say that with
your wife standing right next to you.
491
00:25:40,901 --> 00:25:42,683
I'm going to bed.
492
00:25:42,769 --> 00:25:43,894
Now?
493
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,031
You wanted to know what I was feeling.
494
00:25:49,106 --> 00:25:50,692
I'm feeling...
495
00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:52,775
hurt and humiliated.
496
00:25:52,841 --> 00:25:56,793
And I think you're dumb
to feel those things.
497
00:26:00,284 --> 00:26:02,913
Are you coming to bed?
498
00:26:03,002 --> 00:26:05,786
Or are you just gonna
stay down here and pout?
499
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:10,824
Actually, I was just
thinking about my mother...
500
00:26:10,996 --> 00:26:13,194
and how insightful she was.
501
00:26:13,269 --> 00:26:16,942
Insightful about what?
502
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:17,724
I'll be right along.
503
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,154
I just want to, uh...
504
00:26:21,365 --> 00:26:23,281
tidy up first.
505
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:27,490
Okay.
506
00:26:27,904 --> 00:26:29,690
Oh, and, Rex?
507
00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:34,445
I'll be serving belgian
waffles for breakfast.
508
00:26:36,091 --> 00:26:40,818
Wow. They're my favorite.
509
00:26:45,873 --> 00:26:47,385
Sorry to keep you waiting.
510
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,391
It's quite all right.
511
00:26:50,254 --> 00:26:51,931
Although I'm still a little unclear
512
00:26:51,986 --> 00:26:54,357
as to why you brought me here.
513
00:26:54,561 --> 00:26:58,194
Have you ever met a man by
the name of Ramon Sanchez?
514
00:26:58,266 --> 00:27:00,944
No, I don't believe I have. Why?
515
00:27:01,011 --> 00:27:03,416
He disappeared from
his home a few months ago.
516
00:27:03,778 --> 00:27:06,019
And we just got a tip
517
00:27:06,519 --> 00:27:07,877
that he's dead.
518
00:27:08,228 --> 00:27:10,517
Oh, my.
519
00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,588
You say you never met him?
520
00:27:12,684 --> 00:27:16,323
Ramon Sanchez. No,
that name doesn't ring a bell.
521
00:27:16,464 --> 00:27:17,732
Well, you see, because of this tip,
522
00:27:17,878 --> 00:27:22,411
someone out there is accusing
you of killing Mr. Sanchez.
523
00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:24,894
Oh, good heavens. That's just silly.
524
00:27:24,989 --> 00:27:27,120
And as it happens,
525
00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:31,077
Mr. Sanchez was found exactly
526
00:27:31,248 --> 00:27:33,173
where the tipster said he would be.
527
00:27:33,254 --> 00:27:34,548
And was he...
528
00:27:34,658 --> 00:27:36,308
Dead?
529
00:27:36,368 --> 00:27:37,538
Yes, ma'am.
530
00:27:38,662 --> 00:27:39,853
What a shame.
531
00:27:39,988 --> 00:27:43,188
Because you have been identified as
Mr. Sanchez's killer...
532
00:27:43,257 --> 00:27:45,647
You had no choice but
to bring me in for questioning.
533
00:27:45,722 --> 00:27:47,183
I understand.
534
00:27:47,259 --> 00:27:49,443
So I have to ask you...
535
00:27:50,367 --> 00:27:53,801
Did you kill him?
536
00:27:54,501 --> 00:27:56,979
Absolutely not.
537
00:28:02,293 --> 00:28:04,401
I must say, you are hard to read.
538
00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:07,063
Thank you. What a lovely compliment.
539
00:28:07,165 --> 00:28:09,104
You think that's a compliment?
540
00:28:09,169 --> 00:28:11,321
I was raised to be composed at all times.
541
00:28:11,382 --> 00:28:14,532
This is obviously a very
stressful situation...
542
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:18,149
finding myself accused
of a horrific crime.
543
00:28:18,235 --> 00:28:19,544
And the fact that you would think
544
00:28:19,625 --> 00:28:21,304
that I'm comporting myself
545
00:28:21,403 --> 00:28:24,166
with a measure of grace and dignity...
546
00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:27,857
Well, that's a thoughtful thing to say.
You're very sweet.
547
00:28:28,194 --> 00:28:29,835
Now do you have any other questions?
548
00:28:29,910 --> 00:28:30,688
I hate to rush you,
549
00:28:30,734 --> 00:28:34,296
but I'm late for the funeral
of a very dear friend.
550
00:28:36,873 --> 00:28:38,749
I can't think of a thing.
551
00:28:44,646 --> 00:28:47,240
Well, it was lovely meeting you,
552
00:28:47,306 --> 00:28:50,612
and I do hope you find out
what happened to Mr. Sanchez.
553
00:28:50,682 --> 00:28:52,138
I'm sure we will.
554
00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:00,819
See? What did I tell you?
555
00:29:00,888 --> 00:29:03,058
She's something all right.
556
00:29:03,137 --> 00:29:06,745
I'm just not sure what we got
by bringing her down here.
557
00:29:09,596 --> 00:29:11,281
We got her fingerprints.
558
00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:17,507
"I am the resurrection and the life..."
559
00:29:17,567 --> 00:29:18,801
As Susan listened
560
00:29:18,850 --> 00:29:22,883
to the kind words the minister
had to say about Mike,
561
00:29:22,964 --> 00:29:25,258
she found herself at a loss.
562
00:29:25,892 --> 00:29:28,813
She knew people wanted to hear from her,
563
00:29:28,853 --> 00:29:33,324
but she had no idea
what she wanted to say.
564
00:29:35,573 --> 00:29:37,265
I can't believe you're making me do this.
565
00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:40,244
Oh, wait. I think what you mean to say is,
566
00:29:40,491 --> 00:29:43,926
"Susan, sweet, wonderful Susan,"
567
00:29:44,027 --> 00:29:47,258
"thank you for marrying me
and allowing me the honor"
568
00:29:47,359 --> 00:29:51,570
"of carrying your beautiful
behind inside our house."
569
00:29:51,621 --> 00:29:53,013
You are so drunk right now.
570
00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:55,860
No, I am not. I'm just...
571
00:29:56,021 --> 00:29:58,879
Oh, I've never been this happy in my life.
572
00:29:59,183 --> 00:30:00,883
I feel like I could float.
573
00:30:00,979 --> 00:30:02,334
I wish you could.
574
00:30:05,841 --> 00:30:07,899
Yeah, I'm happy, too.
575
00:30:09,264 --> 00:30:10,349
That's it?
576
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:11,885
"I'm happy"?
577
00:30:12,162 --> 00:30:13,959
Well, that covers it.
578
00:30:14,956 --> 00:30:18,632
What do you want from me?
I'm not a big... word guy.
579
00:30:18,811 --> 00:30:20,711
Okay. Come on, mister...
580
00:30:21,548 --> 00:30:23,671
strong and silent.
581
00:30:25,515 --> 00:30:26,647
What?
582
00:30:27,373 --> 00:30:28,222
Write me a poem.
583
00:30:28,223 --> 00:30:29,868
Oh, leave me alone with this stuff.
584
00:30:29,869 --> 00:30:32,679
It's my wedding night, and I want a poem.
585
00:30:33,596 --> 00:30:35,063
Come on. Let's go.
586
00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:38,776
All I remember is this thing
from when I was a kid.
587
00:30:39,532 --> 00:30:40,996
I'll take it.
588
00:30:40,997 --> 00:30:43,298
Give me my poem, husband.
589
00:30:46,949 --> 00:30:48,270
I love you once.
590
00:30:48,271 --> 00:30:49,660
I love you twice.
591
00:30:50,336 --> 00:30:52,956
I love you more than beans and rice.
592
00:30:56,624 --> 00:30:58,811
Now that is a poem. Oh.
593
00:31:04,143 --> 00:31:05,802
It's really smart you guys are doing this.
594
00:31:05,803 --> 00:31:09,047
When people die without a will,
it can be a nightmare.
595
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:12,663
You okay, honey?
596
00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:14,487
Of course I'm okay.
597
00:31:14,488 --> 00:31:17,182
We're about to talk about us dying
598
00:31:17,183 --> 00:31:18,905
for the next two days.
599
00:31:19,501 --> 00:31:22,347
If it makes you feel any better,
nobody enjoys this.
600
00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:23,880
I'm shocked to hear that.
601
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:25,834
You got any cancer pamphlets in there?
602
00:31:25,835 --> 00:31:27,454
In case we finish early.
603
00:31:27,455 --> 00:31:29,290
Susan, come on. This is important.
604
00:31:29,291 --> 00:31:31,035
We got the baby coming. We got the house.
605
00:31:31,036 --> 00:31:32,950
I'm not saying a will isn't important.
606
00:31:32,951 --> 00:31:35,698
I'm saying it's a beautiful day.
607
00:31:35,699 --> 00:31:37,722
We should take a walk or something
608
00:31:37,723 --> 00:31:40,344
and deal with this dying stuff...
609
00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:43,112
On a nice, dreary, rainy day.
610
00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:46,728
Um, bathroom's right there, Bob.
611
00:31:46,844 --> 00:31:48,471
I don't need to use the bathroom.
612
00:31:49,355 --> 00:31:51,031
Or maybe I do.
613
00:31:56,075 --> 00:31:58,087
Okay. What is it?
614
00:31:58,971 --> 00:32:00,519
We're jinxing us.
615
00:32:01,004 --> 00:32:04,342
By doing this, we're telling death,
"Come on in."
616
00:32:04,343 --> 00:32:07,267
No, it's when you don't
do this that it's a jinx.
617
00:32:07,856 --> 00:32:08,776
Look, I'm a plumber,
618
00:32:08,777 --> 00:32:10,938
and it's always the people that
don't have homeowner's insurance
619
00:32:10,939 --> 00:32:12,759
whose toilets explode.
620
00:32:13,579 --> 00:32:15,000
Is it what they eat?
621
00:32:15,996 --> 00:32:17,036
Missing my point.
622
00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:19,464
No, avoiding your point.
623
00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:21,209
Go wash your hands.
624
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,328
Please?
625
00:32:24,332 --> 00:32:26,135
We'll do it saturday. I promise.
626
00:32:26,136 --> 00:32:31,012
Look, I know it's tough,
but indulge me, okay?
627
00:32:31,144 --> 00:32:32,723
Because if something happens,
628
00:32:33,158 --> 00:32:34,927
there's nothing more important to me
629
00:32:34,928 --> 00:32:37,596
than knowing that you and you...
630
00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,508
are taken care of.
631
00:32:45,327 --> 00:32:46,847
Bob, come on!
632
00:32:46,848 --> 00:32:49,388
We're not paying you
to go to the bathroom.
633
00:32:52,944 --> 00:32:54,275
Oh, this is what I'm talking about.
634
00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:57,558
None of that kobe beef, arugula,
and goat cheese nonsense.
635
00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:59,091
Give me good old-fashioned ground beef,
636
00:32:59,092 --> 00:33:02,048
american cheese,
and iceberg lettuce any day.
637
00:33:02,099 --> 00:33:04,095
Well, I am glad you're happy,
638
00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:05,990
but I am not sure that any burger is
639
00:33:05,991 --> 00:33:07,727
worth a half-hour drive in the car.
640
00:33:07,728 --> 00:33:09,852
That's just 'cause
you haven't taken a bite yet.
641
00:33:10,672 --> 00:33:14,700
Juanita said Mrs. Van de Kamp's
boyfriend got killed by a car.
642
00:33:15,856 --> 00:33:17,244
Uh, yes.
643
00:33:17,406 --> 00:33:18,651
Yes, he did.
644
00:33:20,095 --> 00:33:21,871
And it was an accident.
645
00:33:21,872 --> 00:33:23,332
It was very sad.
646
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:24,802
But you don't have to worry.
647
00:33:24,956 --> 00:33:26,738
As long as we remember to look both ways
648
00:33:26,739 --> 00:33:29,566
before we cross the street,
that'll never happen to us.
649
00:33:31,842 --> 00:33:33,918
Where do we go when we die?
650
00:33:38,274 --> 00:33:40,945
Well, you know, we go to heaven.
651
00:33:40,946 --> 00:33:43,502
I know, but does everyone go?
652
00:33:45,218 --> 00:33:47,886
Everyone you know will go to heaven.
653
00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:50,989
What about animals?
654
00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:53,997
Animals go to heaven, too.
655
00:33:54,513 --> 00:33:56,157
What about bugs?
656
00:33:57,537 --> 00:33:58,877
Bugs are annoying.
657
00:33:59,186 --> 00:34:00,732
We don't want bugs in heaven.
658
00:34:00,733 --> 00:34:03,082
What about the animals that eat the bugs?
659
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,728
Won't they starve?
660
00:34:05,980 --> 00:34:07,064
You're right.
661
00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:08,894
There are bugs in heaven.
662
00:34:08,895 --> 00:34:11,297
But if all the people and all the animals
663
00:34:11,298 --> 00:34:14,304
and all the bugs that
ever lived go to heaven,
664
00:34:14,548 --> 00:34:16,395
isn't it super crowded?
665
00:34:16,396 --> 00:34:17,703
No, sweetie.
666
00:34:18,252 --> 00:34:19,815
Heaven is perfect.
667
00:34:20,043 --> 00:34:23,495
How is it perfect? I mean, what's it like?
668
00:34:24,443 --> 00:34:25,736
You wanna jump in here?
669
00:34:27,679 --> 00:34:30,379
Buddy, this is heaven.
670
00:34:31,232 --> 00:34:32,347
It is?
671
00:34:32,943 --> 00:34:34,137
Sure. Sitting with the people
672
00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:36,387
you love more than anything in the world,
673
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:39,843
eating a double cheeseburger and fries...
it's gotta be heaven.
674
00:34:41,207 --> 00:34:42,995
- You know what else is heaven?
- What?
675
00:34:42,996 --> 00:34:44,222
That place we fish.
676
00:34:44,223 --> 00:34:45,186
Near the waterfall?
677
00:34:45,187 --> 00:34:46,640
Yep. Heaven.
678
00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:48,378
And when we watch football together
679
00:34:48,379 --> 00:34:50,303
and mom brings us trays of snacks.
680
00:34:50,304 --> 00:34:51,343
That's heaven, too?
681
00:34:51,344 --> 00:34:54,187
If heaven is supposed to be
the happiest place you can be,
682
00:34:54,264 --> 00:34:56,259
don't all those places
sound like it to you?
683
00:35:02,247 --> 00:35:03,431
What are hamburgers made out of?
684
00:35:03,432 --> 00:35:05,251
'cause I know they're not ham.
685
00:35:10,204 --> 00:35:14,384
Thank you for coming to help
honor Mike Delfino's life.
686
00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:18,144
The family invites you to
join them at the cemetery.
687
00:35:21,059 --> 00:35:22,433
I changed my mind.
688
00:35:24,124 --> 00:35:25,239
Hi.
689
00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:28,961
I-I wasn't, uh, planning to say anything
690
00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:30,432
because, uh...
691
00:35:32,611 --> 00:35:35,563
I had absolutely no idea what to say.
692
00:35:37,664 --> 00:35:41,938
Mike and I never talked about
what he wanted for a funeral.
693
00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:45,906
I think it's because, um...
694
00:35:47,782 --> 00:35:49,383
Well, you know Mike.
695
00:35:49,384 --> 00:35:52,579
He... wasn't really much of a talker.
696
00:35:54,823 --> 00:35:56,086
Some of you,
697
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:58,516
as you came by to hug me today,
698
00:36:00,441 --> 00:36:03,331
you said that he's in a better place.
699
00:36:05,272 --> 00:36:06,780
And you know what? I...
700
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,868
I realize now...
701
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:13,099
he is.
702
00:36:15,579 --> 00:36:19,064
He... is in a diner...
703
00:36:21,308 --> 00:36:24,568
eating cheeseburgers with his family...
704
00:36:27,691 --> 00:36:29,352
and he's fishing
705
00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:31,463
at a waterfall...
706
00:36:35,244 --> 00:36:37,879
and he's watching football with his son,
707
00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,303
yelling like a maniac.
708
00:36:42,172 --> 00:36:43,431
So...
709
00:36:45,307 --> 00:36:47,671
since he has to be in...
710
00:36:49,004 --> 00:36:51,368
all those wonderful places...
711
00:36:55,355 --> 00:36:59,176
I'm going to have to say
good-bye to him now.
712
00:37:06,588 --> 00:37:08,439
Good-bye, Mike.
713
00:37:23,163 --> 00:37:24,952
I love you once.
714
00:37:25,627 --> 00:37:27,576
I love you twice.
715
00:37:31,276 --> 00:37:33,992
I love you more than beans and rice.
716
00:37:40,961 --> 00:37:44,855
♪ Amazing ♪
717
00:37:44,856 --> 00:37:47,156
♪ Grace ♪
718
00:37:47,192 --> 00:37:50,351
♪ How sweet ♪
719
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:52,572
♪ The sound ♪
720
00:37:53,135 --> 00:37:56,213
♪ That saved ♪
721
00:37:56,214 --> 00:37:59,508
♪ A wretch ♪
722
00:37:59,531 --> 00:38:05,464
♪ Like me ♪
723
00:38:05,772 --> 00:38:08,807
♪ I once ♪
724
00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:12,267
♪ Was lost ♪
725
00:38:12,268 --> 00:38:15,159
♪ But now ♪
726
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,652
♪ I'm found ♪
727
00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:20,788
♪ Was blind ♪
728
00:38:20,903 --> 00:38:24,135
♪ But now ♪
729
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:29,715
♪ I see ♪
730
00:38:30,471 --> 00:38:33,255
♪ 'twas grace ♪
731
00:38:33,256 --> 00:38:36,260
♪ That taught ♪
732
00:38:36,382 --> 00:38:41,706
♪ My heart to fear ♪
733
00:38:41,789 --> 00:38:44,061
♪ And grace ♪
734
00:38:44,062 --> 00:38:47,309
♪ My fears ♪
735
00:38:47,310 --> 00:38:52,025
♪ Relieved ♪
736
00:38:52,062 --> 00:38:57,172
♪ How precious did ♪
737
00:38:57,544 --> 00:39:00,162
♪ That grace ♪
738
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:02,399
♪ Appear ♪
739
00:39:02,728 --> 00:39:05,158
♪ The hour ♪
740
00:39:05,159 --> 00:39:08,428
♪ I first ♪
741
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:12,169
♪ Believed ♪
742
00:39:13,173 --> 00:39:19,939
♪ Through many dangers ♪
743
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:24,977
♪ Toils and snares ♪
744
00:39:25,011 --> 00:39:27,891
♪ I have ♪
745
00:39:27,892 --> 00:39:35,587
♪ Already come ♪
746
00:39:35,588 --> 00:39:38,639
♪ 'tis grace ♪
747
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,722
♪ That brought ♪
748
00:39:41,723 --> 00:39:45,127
♪ Me safe ♪
749
00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:47,760
♪ Thus far ♪
750
00:39:47,967 --> 00:39:51,135
♪ And grace ♪
751
00:39:51,136 --> 00:39:54,495
♪ Will lead ♪
752
00:39:54,496 --> 00:40:01,663
♪ Me home ♪
753
00:40:04,304 --> 00:40:05,543
You know what? Mike was right.
754
00:40:05,544 --> 00:40:07,794
This was the best freaking
burger I've ever had in my life.
755
00:40:07,795 --> 00:40:09,248
You got that right.
756
00:40:12,723 --> 00:40:15,856
Susan, you haven't eaten a thing.
Aren't you starving?
757
00:40:17,747 --> 00:40:20,863
0-5-1-6-0-2.
758
00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:24,842
I-I just remembered...
759
00:40:24,843 --> 00:40:27,272
it's Mike's password for his voice mail.
760
00:40:27,644 --> 00:40:29,925
I have to call the cell phone company,
761
00:40:29,926 --> 00:40:32,305
or they're gonna charge
us for an extra month.
762
00:40:32,581 --> 00:40:33,467
I can do that for you.
763
00:40:33,468 --> 00:40:36,120
I will call them first
thing tomorrow morning.
764
00:40:41,016 --> 00:40:44,132
M.J. signed... up
765
00:40:44,133 --> 00:40:47,249
for pitching for little league this year.
766
00:40:47,557 --> 00:40:49,590
Mike was supposed to teach him.
767
00:40:49,591 --> 00:40:51,656
Oh, honey, I'll send
Carlos over to coach him.
768
00:40:51,657 --> 00:40:54,548
I gave him two girls who hate sports,
so he'll be thrilled.
769
00:40:54,791 --> 00:40:57,548
Mike was always checking
the tires on our car
770
00:40:57,549 --> 00:40:59,097
with this thingy.
771
00:41:01,052 --> 00:41:03,240
I don't know where the thingy is.
772
00:41:03,852 --> 00:41:07,103
I just know it was important
and it kept us safe.
773
00:41:07,104 --> 00:41:09,819
Hey. Hey. Tom's still
taking care of our cars.
774
00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:13,543
I'll just tell him to add yours
to his to-do list from now on.
775
00:41:17,979 --> 00:41:21,322
Susan, we are gonna do everything we can
776
00:41:21,323 --> 00:41:23,112
to hold you up, okay?
777
00:41:23,804 --> 00:41:25,112
Okay.
778
00:41:25,803 --> 00:41:29,702
Yes, as much as death takes from us,
779
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:31,880
it also gives.
780
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:35,800
It teaches us what's truly important...
781
00:41:37,419 --> 00:41:41,432
like giving back after
a lifetime of taking...
782
00:41:44,588 --> 00:41:46,520
going after something
783
00:41:46,955 --> 00:41:49,896
we never should have let go of...
784
00:41:54,909 --> 00:41:58,999
or looking back on what
made us who we are.
785
00:42:01,739 --> 00:42:06,679
But sometimes the lessons
learned after a person's death
786
00:42:07,883 --> 00:42:10,867
aren't the ones we expected.
787
00:42:10,868 --> 00:42:12,299
Forensics says the prints on the mug
788
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,472
match the prints we found on the dead guy.
789
00:42:14,473 --> 00:42:17,604
Whole time she was dating Chuck,
I never trusted her.
790
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,148
You think we got enough to arrest her?
791
00:42:20,632 --> 00:42:21,860
Probably.
792
00:42:22,424 --> 00:42:23,590
Let's hold off.
793
00:42:23,591 --> 00:42:26,723
I wanna make sure we get enough
to put this bitch away for good.
794
00:42:27,634 --> 00:42:32,160
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