1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,496 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,499 --> 00:00:04,530 Carlos needed to make a change. 3 00:00:04,531 --> 00:00:08,514 I am miserable at work. I can't do it anymore. 4 00:00:08,515 --> 00:00:11,099 Orson sent the police an anonymous tip. 5 00:00:11,161 --> 00:00:12,557 Got a feeling about this. 6 00:00:12,558 --> 00:00:15,058 Enough of a feeling to go dig up a construction site? 7 00:00:16,195 --> 00:00:18,149 Mike protected Renee... 8 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,228 He is a good man. 9 00:00:19,829 --> 00:00:21,866 But he paid the price. 10 00:00:29,803 --> 00:00:31,840 Every day on Wisteria Lane, 11 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:36,529 women face their share of problems... 12 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:40,705 like a paperboy who's off the mark... 13 00:00:40,742 --> 00:00:43,792 an appliance that's out of whack... 14 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:50,741 or a report card that's below par. 15 00:00:50,742 --> 00:00:53,732 These everyday problems can seem like 16 00:00:53,733 --> 00:00:55,791 matters of life and death. 17 00:00:55,792 --> 00:00:58,779 I've told your paperboy ten times... 18 00:00:58,814 --> 00:01:01,792 the flower bed sprinklers go on at 6:00 A.M. sharp. 19 00:01:05,787 --> 00:01:07,742 I don't know how you can call him a repairman 20 00:01:07,743 --> 00:01:09,746 if after he visits, the thing is not repaired. 21 00:01:11,808 --> 00:01:14,746 And get this, Carlos. Her math teacher wrote, 22 00:01:14,781 --> 00:01:17,737 "the only thing worse than her arithmetic is her attitude." 23 00:01:21,573 --> 00:01:25,573 But then something truly horrible comes along... 24 00:01:27,594 --> 00:01:32,527 and we rush to hold on to what really matters... 25 00:01:34,813 --> 00:01:35,825 Mike! 26 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:39,746 Before it's gone forever. 27 00:01:55,309 --> 00:01:57,330 When a loved one dies, 28 00:01:57,365 --> 00:02:01,351 certain decisions have to be made. 29 00:02:03,305 --> 00:02:05,422 A coffin must be selected. 30 00:02:09,322 --> 00:02:12,317 A headstone must be picked. 31 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:18,408 Clothes must be chosen. 32 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:21,388 Preparing a body for burial 33 00:02:21,423 --> 00:02:24,367 is never an easy thing to do... 34 00:02:25,417 --> 00:02:30,405 But unearthing one can be even harder. 35 00:02:32,426 --> 00:02:36,388 Hey! I think we got something. 36 00:02:45,413 --> 00:02:47,338 What do you think? 37 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:50,416 You look handsome. 38 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:52,383 What's that under your shirt? 39 00:02:52,384 --> 00:02:56,363 My little tribute to Mike. 40 00:02:56,398 --> 00:02:59,351 He would've loved that. 41 00:03:00,426 --> 00:03:02,375 He was always trying to get me 44 00:03:08,388 --> 00:03:12,309 helping rich people get richer. 45 00:03:12,344 --> 00:03:13,372 That'll be a... 46 00:03:13,373 --> 00:03:16,313 Great eulogy someday, huh? 47 00:03:20,309 --> 00:03:22,099 Is this about you wanting to quit your job again 48 00:03:22,165 --> 00:03:24,028 so you can be an underpaid counselor? 49 00:03:24,123 --> 00:03:26,201 I'm never gonna be able to get you to understand this, am I? 50 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,322 What a difference it would make in my life 51 00:03:28,323 --> 00:03:30,230 if I felt like I was helping people. 52 00:03:30,274 --> 00:03:32,370 You're right. I'm never gonna understand it, and I also 53 00:03:32,405 --> 00:03:34,438 don't understand why we have to talk about this today. 54 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:35,877 Because my best friend is dead, 55 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:38,278 and he died trying to help people, 56 00:03:38,310 --> 00:03:40,576 so if you ask me, it kind of seems like 57 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:43,645 the perfect day to talk about it. 58 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:49,397 This one? 59 00:03:49,398 --> 00:03:50,468 Sure. 60 00:03:50,503 --> 00:03:54,381 Um, shoes? 61 00:03:55,406 --> 00:03:56,464 You pick. 62 00:04:01,962 --> 00:04:02,875 Hi, Reverend. 63 00:04:02,949 --> 00:04:04,919 Hello, Julie. 64 00:04:06,365 --> 00:04:08,365 Susan. 65 00:04:10,201 --> 00:04:11,297 I, um, wanted to show you 66 00:04:11,298 --> 00:04:14,292 a... rough draft of Mike's funeral service. 67 00:04:14,293 --> 00:04:16,238 It's what we discussed... 68 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:18,289 a standard episcopalian ceremony. 69 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:21,293 I'm sure it'll be fine. 70 00:04:26,239 --> 00:04:30,304 Um, just wanted to see if you'd like to add anything 71 00:04:30,305 --> 00:04:33,209 to make it a little more personal. 72 00:04:33,830 --> 00:04:34,926 Readings, for example. 73 00:04:34,927 --> 00:04:36,930 Did he have any favorite poems? 74 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:38,930 Any favorite writers? 75 00:04:40,868 --> 00:04:45,888 Mike really wasn't much of a reader. 76 00:04:45,889 --> 00:04:47,851 That's fine. 77 00:04:47,886 --> 00:04:51,893 Were you planning on saying something during the service? 78 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,851 Like what, "I wish someone hadn't murdered my husband"? 79 00:04:57,934 --> 00:04:59,839 Mom... 80 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:02,905 He's just trying to help. 81 00:05:02,906 --> 00:05:05,879 I know. I'm sorry. 82 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,913 I just, uh... 83 00:05:07,914 --> 00:05:12,876 I don't know what I would say that would be enough. 84 00:05:12,911 --> 00:05:17,847 I don't know how to tell people what kind of man Mike was... 85 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:22,921 what kind of father and husband and friend he was. 86 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,942 I just... 87 00:05:24,943 --> 00:05:27,843 never thought I would have to sum up his life 88 00:05:27,878 --> 00:05:31,855 before he was... done living it. 89 00:05:38,855 --> 00:05:40,939 It's going to be okay. 90 00:05:43,901 --> 00:05:45,850 Please, Reverend, 91 00:05:45,851 --> 00:05:48,892 if there's one thing that I know for sure at this moment, 92 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:50,926 is that... 93 00:05:50,961 --> 00:05:53,876 bothing is ever going to be okay again. 94 00:06:10,369 --> 00:06:11,378 Hey. 95 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,453 Hey. 96 00:06:14,365 --> 00:06:15,449 How's Susan holding up? 97 00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:18,469 She'll be really glad you came. 98 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:21,165 I caught the first flight after you called me. 99 00:06:21,166 --> 00:06:23,185 I'm just, uh... 100 00:06:23,186 --> 00:06:24,219 I'm still in shock. 101 00:06:24,306 --> 00:06:26,373 You know what I keep thinking about all morning? 102 00:06:28,327 --> 00:06:31,326 Do you remember that time you, me, Mike, and Susan 103 00:06:31,327 --> 00:06:34,285 rented those cabins by the lake? 104 00:06:34,355 --> 00:06:35,422 Oh, no. The pontoon boat? 105 00:06:35,423 --> 00:06:38,409 Yeah, the pontoon boat with the broken gas gauge. 106 00:06:38,444 --> 00:06:40,065 And I kept telling everybody, "Don't worry. 107 00:06:40,154 --> 00:06:42,199 - They'll come looking for us." - And then the sun started to go down. 108 00:06:42,289 --> 00:06:43,965 Who knew Mike was such a great swimmer? 109 00:06:43,996 --> 00:06:46,949 I know. It was half a mile to shore, at least, in cold water. 110 00:06:46,984 --> 00:06:49,066 He was an amazing guy. 111 00:06:52,962 --> 00:06:54,949 I just can't believe I'm never gonna see him 112 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:57,045 walk out of that house again. 113 00:07:06,045 --> 00:07:08,998 I'm sorry. 114 00:07:08,999 --> 00:07:12,973 I've been doing a really good job keeping it together until now. 115 00:07:13,394 --> 00:07:16,389 I'm so sorry, Lynette. 116 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:18,403 He really seemed like a good guy. 117 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,373 Yeah. He was a great guy. 118 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:25,415 Well, we should probably get going. 119 00:07:26,427 --> 00:07:28,427 Hey. 120 00:07:28,462 --> 00:07:30,427 You want to ride with us to the church? 121 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,469 No. I still have to get ready. 122 00:07:38,504 --> 00:07:41,448 So you guys go ahead. 123 00:07:43,461 --> 00:07:45,426 Hey, Bree. 124 00:07:45,427 --> 00:07:48,418 Oh. Please tell me you're not wearing that to the funeral. 125 00:07:48,419 --> 00:07:50,439 Uh, actually that's why I was coming over. 126 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,418 I'm not going to the funeral, 127 00:07:52,419 --> 00:07:55,415 so could you please tell Susan how sorry I am? 128 00:07:55,450 --> 00:07:57,448 You have to be there. The whole neighborhood is going. 129 00:07:57,449 --> 00:07:59,446 Uh, yeah, and they'll all be thinking, 130 00:07:59,447 --> 00:08:01,432 "There's the woman that Mike was protecting 131 00:08:01,433 --> 00:08:03,427 "when he beat up that loan shark. 132 00:08:03,634 --> 00:08:04,680 She's the reason he's dead." 133 00:08:04,681 --> 00:08:05,692 Renee... 134 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:07,650 Mike stuck his neck out for me, 135 00:08:07,651 --> 00:08:09,593 and now Susan's a widow, 136 00:08:09,628 --> 00:08:11,651 and a 9-year-old kid has to grow up without a father. 137 00:08:11,652 --> 00:08:13,692 Look, I know you feel awful about what happened, 138 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,610 but today is about honoring Mike. 139 00:08:16,645 --> 00:08:19,601 You do not get to make this about your guilt. 140 00:08:21,676 --> 00:08:24,589 Why are you looking at me like that? 141 00:08:24,624 --> 00:08:25,672 Because you're right, 142 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,650 and it's annoying. 143 00:08:27,651 --> 00:08:29,654 Come on. 144 00:08:29,655 --> 00:08:32,579 Go get changed, and I will save you a seat. 145 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,580 Ugh. I really hate today. 146 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,601 Me, too. 147 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:38,672 Mrs. Van de Kamp? 148 00:08:38,673 --> 00:08:40,579 Can I help you? 149 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:43,575 I'm detective Heredia, Fairview P.D. 150 00:08:43,576 --> 00:08:46,583 Oh. Uh, if this is about Mike Delfino's murder, 151 00:08:46,584 --> 00:08:48,596 I'd be happy to help, but... 152 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:50,663 as you can see, I'm on my way to his funeral. 153 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,613 Actually, we already made an arrest in that case. 154 00:08:53,614 --> 00:08:54,675 Thank God. 155 00:08:54,676 --> 00:08:56,592 I'm here on an unrelated matter. 156 00:08:56,593 --> 00:08:58,621 It's a missing persons investigation. 157 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,675 Oh? 158 00:08:59,676 --> 00:09:02,604 Yeah, I'd like you to come down and answer some questions. 159 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:04,609 Now? 160 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:06,571 Please. 161 00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:21,827 As she arrived at Mike Delfino's funeral, 162 00:09:21,828 --> 00:09:25,885 Gaby considered what her friend Susan must be going through. 163 00:09:25,886 --> 00:09:30,885 After all, Mike was the love of Susan's life, 164 00:09:30,886 --> 00:09:33,865 and that got Gaby thinking 165 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,819 about the love of hers. 166 00:09:42,836 --> 00:09:45,818 So... what do you think? 167 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,873 A lot of things. 168 00:09:48,874 --> 00:09:50,889 Most of them obscene. 169 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,823 I like it, too! 170 00:09:52,824 --> 00:09:55,894 It's royal wedding with just a hint of slut. 171 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:57,827 So... how much? 172 00:09:57,828 --> 00:09:59,865 Who cares? You get what you pay for, 173 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,832 and you are getting this. 174 00:10:05,828 --> 00:10:08,868 $12,000? Dios mio. 175 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:12,494 We didn't even pay this much for our first house. 176 00:10:12,495 --> 00:10:14,494 Yeah, well, how much can mud and straw cost? 177 00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:15,786 Ladies. 178 00:10:16,404 --> 00:10:18,470 We are having a nice time. 179 00:10:18,502 --> 00:10:20,769 Let's try and keep it that way. 180 00:10:20,848 --> 00:10:23,843 Now be honest, mama. Don't you like the dress? 181 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:27,843 Does it only come in white? 182 00:10:28,856 --> 00:10:32,851 I'm just saying, she's not fooling anybody. 183 00:10:32,852 --> 00:10:34,892 Well, I think she looks beautiful. 184 00:10:34,893 --> 00:10:36,330 We'll take it. 185 00:10:36,341 --> 00:10:37,394 No. 186 00:10:37,395 --> 00:10:40,391 I will not let you spend money like that. 187 00:10:40,426 --> 00:10:42,420 Uh, could you give us a moment? 188 00:10:46,383 --> 00:10:49,358 Ugh. 189 00:10:50,119 --> 00:10:51,152 What are you doing? 190 00:10:51,153 --> 00:10:54,147 She loves the dress, and you keep insulting it. 191 00:10:54,148 --> 00:10:56,176 You just don't get it, do you, Carlos? 192 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:58,184 This is only the beginning. 193 00:10:58,185 --> 00:11:02,147 You give in to her with this dress, she'll bleed you dry. 194 00:11:02,148 --> 00:11:06,113 Trust me. That woman is a gold digger. 195 00:11:06,114 --> 00:11:08,130 Hit her, Carlos. Hit her. 196 00:11:08,131 --> 00:11:10,126 Mama, 197 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,113 you know I love you, 198 00:11:12,114 --> 00:11:16,118 but if you say one more critical thing about Gaby, 199 00:11:16,119 --> 00:11:18,135 don't bother coming to our wedding. 200 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:21,164 Understood? 201 00:11:23,131 --> 00:11:25,119 Well, I guess you've made your choice. 202 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,151 I just hope she realizes how lucky she is. 203 00:11:28,152 --> 00:11:30,122 Mm. No. 204 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,105 I am the lucky one. 205 00:11:32,106 --> 00:11:34,172 I've never met anyone like her, 206 00:11:34,173 --> 00:11:38,130 and when she smiles at me, you can't put a price on it. 207 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,147 So I don't care if I have to work 208 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:43,164 20 hours a day to keep her happy. 209 00:11:43,199 --> 00:11:46,144 I'll do it. 210 00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:50,118 Carlos, sweetie, 211 00:11:50,119 --> 00:11:54,101 you know what would really make this dress pop is... 212 00:11:54,102 --> 00:11:55,151 Oh. 213 00:11:55,152 --> 00:11:57,109 No, I shouldn't. 214 00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:59,119 Tell me. What? 215 00:11:59,154 --> 00:12:03,156 Well, it's probably too much, but a pair of diamond earrings? 216 00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,181 Then our next stop is a jewelry store. 217 00:12:09,144 --> 00:12:11,160 Mm. 218 00:12:14,173 --> 00:12:18,131 Hey. What are those stains on the living room rug? 219 00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:20,194 The green is Juanita's puke, the yellow is Celia's puke, 220 00:12:20,195 --> 00:12:22,160 and the red is my Merlot. 221 00:12:22,195 --> 00:12:24,185 Since when are you drinking wine in the middle of the afternoon? 222 00:12:24,186 --> 00:12:27,140 Since the girls started puking in the middle of the afternoon. 223 00:12:28,173 --> 00:12:31,127 Your soup is coming, Juanita! 224 00:12:32,156 --> 00:12:34,144 Yes, Celia, yours, too! 225 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:39,135 Here. My shift is over. 226 00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:40,500 No. No. No. No. No. I can't, Gaby. Not tonight. 227 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,983 Why not? I've been with them 228 00:12:42,059 --> 00:12:44,021 since they got the stupid stomach flu. 229 00:12:44,122 --> 00:12:46,135 I haven't slept in four days. I need a break, Carlos. 230 00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:49,122 Tomorrow morning, ten clients from Japan are flying in, 231 00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:52,102 and in order for me to win their giant account, 232 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,054 I have to wow them with 233 00:12:53,134 --> 00:12:55,362 a PowerPoint presentation that I have not even started yet. 234 00:12:55,397 --> 00:12:58,318 All I hear is "blahbety-blah. Japan. Blahbety blah." 235 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,360 I need a massage. 236 00:13:00,361 --> 00:13:03,285 Oh, my God. Not again. 237 00:13:03,286 --> 00:13:06,314 Every time a bell rings, an angel does not get its wings. 238 00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:08,302 A child almost gets hit! 239 00:13:08,303 --> 00:13:10,327 It's just endless. 240 00:13:10,362 --> 00:13:12,307 If something isn't coming out of their mouths, 241 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:14,289 it's coming out of their butts. 242 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,286 Every opening is on full service. 243 00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:18,286 I can't do this anymore. I'm starting to lose my mind! 244 00:13:18,287 --> 00:13:19,293 Okay. 245 00:13:19,294 --> 00:13:20,331 Okay. 246 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:23,322 Go get your massage. I will take care of them tonight. 247 00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:26,289 What about Japan? 248 00:13:26,290 --> 00:13:28,332 This is more important. 249 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:31,327 I told you I would always take care of you. 250 00:13:32,336 --> 00:13:35,319 Go. Go get your massage. 251 00:13:35,354 --> 00:13:39,319 Hey, girls! Daddy's home! I got your soup! 252 00:13:41,307 --> 00:13:43,289 Surprise taco visit. 253 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,352 Don't get too excited. That's not a euphemism. 254 00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:48,782 Hey, babe, I'm kind of in the middle of something. 255 00:13:48,812 --> 00:13:50,810 What are you in the middle of? Obviously not shaving 256 00:13:50,811 --> 00:13:52,593 or putting on deodorant. You look like a terrorist. 257 00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:54,530 Can you please just come back later? 258 00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:56,528 Okay. I mean, 259 00:13:56,529 --> 00:13:59,488 I thought it'd be nice to have lunch together, but fine. 260 00:13:59,523 --> 00:14:01,529 I'll just leave these for you. 261 00:14:03,239 --> 00:14:04,263 Mike? 262 00:14:04,264 --> 00:14:07,238 Hey, Gaby. 263 00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:09,259 So Mike gets to come visit, but not me? 264 00:14:09,260 --> 00:14:12,251 Mike is just being a friend. He gets what I'm going through. 265 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,199 Ah, I did my own little stint in rehab. 266 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,251 I know how hard this can be. 267 00:14:15,252 --> 00:14:18,255 Right. What do I know? I'm only his wife. 268 00:14:23,226 --> 00:14:26,233 Gaby. Gaby, wait. 269 00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:29,183 He's a little on edge right now. Cut him some slack. 270 00:14:29,184 --> 00:14:31,200 You think I came here to give him a hard time? 271 00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,505 I just want to be here for him. 272 00:14:32,546 --> 00:14:34,511 Yeah, but you being here just reminds him 273 00:14:34,512 --> 00:14:36,898 how he's messing everything up. He feels like he's failing you. 274 00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:39,942 - Oh, that's ridiculous. - Why do you think he's pushing you away? 275 00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:42,570 He can't stand you seeing him like this, 276 00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:45,124 and frankly, I think he's a little scared. 277 00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:46,225 Of what? 278 00:14:46,226 --> 00:14:49,167 He's always provided for you, 279 00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:51,172 and if you think he can't do that anymore, 280 00:14:51,207 --> 00:14:53,155 he's afraid you might leave him. 281 00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:03,172 Mike was a good man... 282 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:06,222 and so are you. 283 00:15:08,164 --> 00:15:11,147 You should quit your job. 284 00:15:11,182 --> 00:15:12,168 What? But you said that... 285 00:15:12,169 --> 00:15:13,850 I was wrong. 286 00:15:13,949 --> 00:15:15,956 If being a counselor's gonna make you happy, 287 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,965 then that's what you should do. 288 00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:29,026 As Lynette looked at a wedding photo 289 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,527 of Susan and Mike, 290 00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:35,507 she thought about the tragic end of their marriage, 291 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:40,507 and that started her thinking about the beginning of her own. 292 00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:46,403 Oh, I got this. 293 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,412 No. No. No. No. No. I got it. 294 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,437 Why? 'Cause you're the guy? 295 00:15:49,438 --> 00:15:52,452 No, because I asked you out. It's only fair. 296 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:54,448 Let me get it. 297 00:15:54,449 --> 00:15:56,452 No. Next time. 298 00:15:56,453 --> 00:15:58,478 Next time? 299 00:15:58,513 --> 00:16:00,483 You're asking me out on a second date? 300 00:16:03,407 --> 00:16:04,482 Abso-tively. 301 00:16:04,483 --> 00:16:07,395 Okay, but you should know I have a 3-date rule 302 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:09,462 before I even consider sleeping with someone. 303 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:14,411 For the record, I wasn't, uh, expecting anything. 304 00:16:14,412 --> 00:16:17,406 That said, if you take me out for coffee now, 305 00:16:17,407 --> 00:16:20,406 I would be willing to consider that a second date. 306 00:16:20,407 --> 00:16:22,406 And what if after that, I offered you 307 00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:25,416 half the candy bar I have in my glove compartment? 308 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:28,399 Would that count as a third date? 309 00:16:29,416 --> 00:16:31,452 Let's have the coffee first 310 00:16:31,453 --> 00:16:33,482 and see how it goes, shall we? 311 00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:36,473 Let's get out of here. 312 00:16:36,474 --> 00:16:40,448 So do we need to tell H.R. about this? 313 00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:42,432 Why would we? 314 00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:44,402 Well, I think they want to know 315 00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,416 when employees get in a relationship. 316 00:16:46,451 --> 00:16:48,445 Tom, we don't have to do the whole relationship thing. 317 00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:50,444 I am not one of those girls 318 00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:53,473 looking for a ring and kids and a house in the suburbs. 319 00:16:53,474 --> 00:16:56,461 Although I am kind of partial to white picket fences. 320 00:16:56,462 --> 00:16:58,466 You don't think there's anybody out there 321 00:16:58,501 --> 00:17:00,457 who can make you change your mind? 322 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:02,436 Not for the next seven years. 323 00:17:02,437 --> 00:17:05,462 I have this whole plan where I become Vice President. 324 00:17:05,497 --> 00:17:08,403 Of the United States? 325 00:17:09,478 --> 00:17:12,491 I meant the company, but we'll see. 326 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,437 Okay. Can I look now? My back is aching, 327 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,428 my ankles are swollen, and your hands smell like cheese. 328 00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:25,461 Ta-da! 329 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:28,402 What is this? 330 00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:30,419 It's your dream house. 331 00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:32,427 Someone already bought it. 332 00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:35,444 Yeah, I did, for you. 333 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,457 Ow! 334 00:17:36,492 --> 00:17:37,468 What the hell's wrong with you? 335 00:17:37,469 --> 00:17:39,416 You don't just buy someone a house. 336 00:17:39,417 --> 00:17:41,490 The exception to the rule being dream houses. 337 00:17:41,491 --> 00:17:44,399 No, you still should've consulted me. 338 00:17:44,434 --> 00:17:46,443 This is a decision we're supposed to make together 339 00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:47,418 - and... - Ow! 340 00:17:47,479 --> 00:17:49,424 Oh, cramp. Oh, my foot. 341 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,466 - Here. Sit down. - Okay. 342 00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:52,411 Sit down. 343 00:17:52,412 --> 00:17:53,424 Here. 344 00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:55,403 - Where is it? Right there? - Right there. Right there. 345 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:58,411 Come on. 346 00:17:58,412 --> 00:18:01,406 Admit it. This is kind of nice. 347 00:18:01,407 --> 00:18:03,402 Yeah, it's nice, 348 00:18:03,403 --> 00:18:05,402 but... 349 00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:07,402 I have certain things I want in a home. 350 00:18:07,403 --> 00:18:10,394 I know. Like a-a tree house for the twins to play in. 351 00:18:10,395 --> 00:18:12,407 There's the perfect tree for it. 352 00:18:12,442 --> 00:18:13,435 And an herb garden... 353 00:18:13,436 --> 00:18:15,491 there's a great spot on the other side of the house. 354 00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:18,416 And of course, 355 00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:21,424 your white picket fence, just like you always dreamed about. 356 00:18:22,474 --> 00:18:26,423 Wait. I never said anything about a white picket fence. 357 00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:28,433 Sure, you did. On our first date. 358 00:18:28,468 --> 00:18:30,416 You said you were a sucker for a white picket fence. 359 00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:32,444 There's no way I said that on our first date. 360 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,427 You did. I remember, because as soon as you said it, 361 00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:38,394 I got this image of us sitting on our porch, 362 00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:40,491 watching our kids play while we drink lemonade 363 00:18:40,526 --> 00:18:43,403 and look out over our white picket fence. 364 00:18:46,403 --> 00:18:48,412 Yeah, this does seem like a nice place. 365 00:18:50,487 --> 00:18:52,448 I'm sorry I did this without you, 366 00:18:52,449 --> 00:18:54,487 but I knew, 367 00:18:54,522 --> 00:18:57,428 when I saw this house, that you would love it. 368 00:18:58,491 --> 00:19:01,433 Because I know you better than anyone. 369 00:19:04,416 --> 00:19:05,415 Mm. 370 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:06,394 Mm. 371 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,491 Mm. 372 00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:09,399 Ow! 373 00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:18,486 - Here. These are yours, too. - Ah. 374 00:19:18,487 --> 00:19:21,482 Thanks. Um, do you mind if I take the portable CD player? 375 00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:23,398 The one I use while I'm cooking? 376 00:19:23,399 --> 00:19:25,411 How else am I gonna play my CDs? 377 00:19:25,412 --> 00:19:27,453 Yeah. Sure. Take it. 378 00:19:27,488 --> 00:19:29,395 Okay. Thanks. 379 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:35,394 How you doing? 380 00:19:35,395 --> 00:19:37,444 Great. It's all the fun of a garage sale 381 00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:39,415 without making any money 382 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:42,427 and only getting rid of stuff you really like. 383 00:19:42,428 --> 00:19:44,394 Why aren't you fighting harder? 384 00:19:44,395 --> 00:19:46,398 It's just a CD player. 385 00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:48,411 I'm talking about your marriage. 386 00:19:48,412 --> 00:19:50,456 Lynette, you know me. 387 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,394 I hate talking about this stuff, but everybody on the street 388 00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:56,402 knows you and tom are supposed to be together. 389 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,416 I don't know. 390 00:19:58,451 --> 00:20:00,407 At this point, there's so many bad feelings, 391 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,420 I think time apart will help us. 392 00:20:02,455 --> 00:20:04,457 It won't. 393 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,397 I've been through this. All right, I know how it goes. 394 00:20:09,463 --> 00:20:10,727 Each of you waiting for the other one 395 00:20:10,762 --> 00:20:13,136 to admit they were wrong, beg to be taken back. 396 00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:15,423 The problem is, the whole time you're waiting, 397 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,423 you're just growing further apart. 398 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,436 But you and Susan got back together. 399 00:20:19,437 --> 00:20:22,419 And I kick myself every day for letting it take so long. 400 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:24,461 What I'm trying to say is, 401 00:20:24,462 --> 00:20:27,402 somebody's gotta make the first move. 402 00:20:27,403 --> 00:20:29,394 I can't right now. 403 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,398 I'm too angry. 404 00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:33,411 And one day you won't be. 405 00:20:33,412 --> 00:20:35,416 I hope it's not too late. 406 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:37,453 For either one of you. 407 00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:44,444 Don't let it bother you, honey. 408 00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:45,445 What? 409 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,466 Tom, showing up with his girlfriend. 410 00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:50,482 It's fine. 411 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,407 I actually don't think it's gonna last that much longer. 412 00:20:53,442 --> 00:20:54,491 Yeah? You heard something? 413 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,461 No, I decided something. 414 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:08,781 Bree Van de Kamp found herself helpless 415 00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:10,903 in the face of a powerful man. 416 00:21:10,904 --> 00:21:13,478 And this got her thinking 417 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:17,436 about the ways she'd handled powerful men before 418 00:21:17,471 --> 00:21:20,440 and how she'd learned to do it. 419 00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:27,242 Bree. 420 00:21:27,243 --> 00:21:29,225 What are you making? 421 00:21:29,226 --> 00:21:31,234 Honey pecan pie. 422 00:21:31,235 --> 00:21:33,208 It's your father's favorite. 423 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:34,254 Can I help? 424 00:21:34,255 --> 00:21:35,280 Pie's done, 425 00:21:35,315 --> 00:21:39,243 but I can teach you how to make whipped cream. 426 00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:43,274 Of course there's so many things 427 00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:45,272 I should probably teach you first. 428 00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:47,214 Like what? 429 00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:51,267 Like... how to be a woman. 430 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:56,229 That is the most important lesson I can pass down. 431 00:21:56,230 --> 00:22:00,254 As the cream thickens, you whip it a little faster, okay? 432 00:22:00,255 --> 00:22:03,200 Don't I become a woman just by getting older? 433 00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:04,234 Oh, no, Bree. 434 00:22:04,235 --> 00:22:07,204 There's some things you're too young to understand, 435 00:22:07,205 --> 00:22:09,225 but... 436 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:12,246 I think you're old enough to learn about the mask. 437 00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,218 The mask? 438 00:22:14,253 --> 00:22:16,255 It's what my mother called it. It's the face you wear 439 00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:19,292 when you don't want people to know what you're feeling. 440 00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:23,208 All well-brought-up women conceal their emotions. 441 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:26,263 It's very useful, especially when dealing with men. 442 00:22:26,264 --> 00:22:27,292 Why? 443 00:22:27,293 --> 00:22:30,292 Well, if a man knows what you're thinking, 444 00:22:30,293 --> 00:22:32,254 it gives him power over you. 445 00:22:32,255 --> 00:22:35,234 For example, 446 00:22:35,235 --> 00:22:38,208 if a man knows how much you love him, 447 00:22:38,209 --> 00:22:40,292 he'll take you for granted. He'll hurt you... 448 00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:43,213 carelessly, 449 00:22:43,214 --> 00:22:45,251 cruelly, 450 00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:46,255 constantly. 451 00:22:49,214 --> 00:22:50,293 Does daddy know that you love him? 452 00:22:50,294 --> 00:22:53,250 Yes. I have told him repeatedly 453 00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:55,275 that I cannot live without him. 454 00:22:55,276 --> 00:22:58,229 If you're so upset with him, 455 00:22:58,230 --> 00:23:00,250 why are you making his favorite pie? 456 00:23:00,251 --> 00:23:02,250 Because after all of these years, 457 00:23:02,251 --> 00:23:04,284 I've forgotten how to wear my mask. 458 00:23:04,285 --> 00:23:08,246 So now I must do things to distract daddy. 459 00:23:08,247 --> 00:23:11,225 Like this pie. 460 00:23:11,226 --> 00:23:14,238 When I bring it out, he'll be so excited, 461 00:23:14,239 --> 00:23:16,267 he won't notice the devastation in my eyes. 462 00:23:16,268 --> 00:23:19,243 Devastation? 463 00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:20,287 Mm-hmm. It's an emotion. 464 00:23:20,288 --> 00:23:22,285 The kind you might feel when your friend calls 465 00:23:22,286 --> 00:23:24,267 to say your husband's LeSabre 466 00:23:24,268 --> 00:23:27,251 was seen in the parking lot of a certain motel, 467 00:23:27,286 --> 00:23:30,293 next to his secretary's bonneville. 468 00:23:32,243 --> 00:23:34,255 Practice your mask. 469 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:37,235 Oh, no. 470 00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:38,268 Honey, that's too much. 471 00:23:38,269 --> 00:23:42,218 All you need is the hint of a smile. 472 00:23:43,239 --> 00:23:44,258 Perfect. 473 00:23:44,259 --> 00:23:46,229 When an expression like that, 474 00:23:46,230 --> 00:23:49,243 no one will ever know what you're really thinking. 475 00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:51,289 And I'll have power over men? 476 00:23:53,276 --> 00:23:55,272 God, I hope so. 477 00:24:10,218 --> 00:24:11,293 Why are you angry? 478 00:24:11,294 --> 00:24:14,234 Who says I'm angry? 479 00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:17,254 After all these years, you don't think I can read you? 480 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:21,234 Well, if I'm such an open book, what am I angry about? 481 00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:23,289 So you admit you're angry. 482 00:24:23,324 --> 00:24:25,247 I admit no such thing. 483 00:24:30,289 --> 00:24:33,235 You know... 484 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,272 this thing you're doing... 485 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:37,246 and what thing would that be? 486 00:24:37,247 --> 00:24:40,242 You put on this plastic face 487 00:24:40,243 --> 00:24:43,234 to keep me in the dark about what you're really feeling. 488 00:24:43,235 --> 00:24:45,292 A-and I walk around on eggshells for days, 489 00:24:45,293 --> 00:24:48,267 not knowing which end is up. 490 00:24:48,268 --> 00:24:51,242 Well, maybe I don't feel safe 491 00:24:51,243 --> 00:24:54,242 sharing every single thought and emotion I have with you. 492 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,239 Hmm. 493 00:24:56,274 --> 00:24:59,239 Well, that's a horrible thing to say. 494 00:25:01,259 --> 00:25:04,200 Of course you can feel safe with me. 495 00:25:04,201 --> 00:25:06,276 I'm your husband. 496 00:25:06,311 --> 00:25:08,230 I love you. 497 00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:11,243 Please. 498 00:25:13,272 --> 00:25:16,225 Okay. 499 00:25:16,226 --> 00:25:18,196 After dessert, 500 00:25:18,197 --> 00:25:20,251 you paid a certain... 501 00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:22,268 compliment to Gabrielle. 502 00:25:24,239 --> 00:25:25,264 You gotta be kidding. 503 00:25:25,265 --> 00:25:27,214 It was hurtful. 504 00:25:30,251 --> 00:25:32,200 To who? 505 00:25:32,201 --> 00:25:33,284 To me. 506 00:25:33,285 --> 00:25:37,264 You told her she was the most gorgeous woman you'd ever met. 507 00:25:37,299 --> 00:25:39,255 - She was a model. - I don't care. 508 00:25:39,256 --> 00:25:42,292 You don't say that with your wife standing right next to you. 509 00:25:42,293 --> 00:25:45,235 I'm going to bed. 510 00:25:45,270 --> 00:25:47,251 Now? 511 00:25:49,226 --> 00:25:52,225 You wanted to know what I was feeling. 512 00:25:52,226 --> 00:25:54,208 I'm feeling... 513 00:25:54,209 --> 00:25:56,230 hurt and humiliated. 514 00:25:56,265 --> 00:25:59,255 And I think you're dumb to feel those things. 515 00:26:03,259 --> 00:26:05,284 Are you coming to bed? 516 00:26:05,285 --> 00:26:08,289 Or are you just gonna stay down here and pout? 517 00:26:08,324 --> 00:26:12,255 Actually, I was just thinking about my mother... 518 00:26:14,235 --> 00:26:16,221 and how insightful she was. 519 00:26:16,222 --> 00:26:18,267 Insightful about what? 520 00:26:18,268 --> 00:26:21,204 I'll be right along. 521 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:24,251 I just want to, uh... 522 00:26:24,286 --> 00:26:26,243 tidy up first. 523 00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:31,221 Okay. 524 00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:33,247 Oh, and, Rex? 525 00:26:33,282 --> 00:26:37,214 I'll be serving Belgian waffles for breakfast. 526 00:26:38,247 --> 00:26:41,284 Wow. 527 00:26:41,285 --> 00:26:43,264 They're my favorite. 528 00:26:43,299 --> 00:26:46,201 Mm. 529 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,251 Sorry to keep you waiting. 530 00:26:50,286 --> 00:26:52,243 It's quite all right. 531 00:26:53,251 --> 00:26:55,247 Although I'm still a little unclear 532 00:26:55,248 --> 00:26:57,288 as to why you brought me here. 533 00:26:57,289 --> 00:27:00,279 Have you ever met a man by the name of ramon Sanchez? 534 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,234 No, I don't believe I have. 535 00:27:03,235 --> 00:27:04,254 Why? 536 00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:07,204 He disappeared from his home a few months ago. 537 00:27:07,205 --> 00:27:09,275 And we just got a tip 538 00:27:09,276 --> 00:27:11,239 that he's dead. 539 00:27:11,274 --> 00:27:13,205 Oh, my. 540 00:27:14,209 --> 00:27:16,196 You say you never met him? 541 00:27:16,197 --> 00:27:19,255 Ramon Sanchez. No, that name doesn't ring a bell. 542 00:27:19,290 --> 00:27:21,218 Well, you see, because of this tip, 543 00:27:21,219 --> 00:27:25,258 someone out there is accusing you of killing Mr. Sanchez. 544 00:27:25,259 --> 00:27:28,258 Oh, good heavens. That's just silly. 545 00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:30,254 And as it happens, 546 00:27:30,255 --> 00:27:34,208 Mr. Sanchez was found exactly 547 00:27:34,209 --> 00:27:36,221 where the tipster said he would be. 548 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:37,279 And was he... 549 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,204 Dead? 550 00:27:39,205 --> 00:27:40,238 Yes, ma'am. 551 00:27:40,239 --> 00:27:43,217 What a shame. 552 00:27:43,218 --> 00:27:46,276 Because you have been identified as Mr. Sanchez's killer... 553 00:27:46,311 --> 00:27:48,280 you had no choice but to bring me in for questioning. 554 00:27:48,281 --> 00:27:50,239 I understand. 555 00:27:50,274 --> 00:27:52,209 So I have to ask you... 556 00:27:53,247 --> 00:27:55,230 Did you kill him? 557 00:27:58,197 --> 00:28:00,218 Absolutely not. 558 00:28:05,247 --> 00:28:07,301 I must say, you are hard to read. 559 00:28:07,336 --> 00:28:09,248 Thank you. What a lovely compliment. 560 00:28:09,277 --> 00:28:12,268 You think that's a compliment? 561 00:28:12,303 --> 00:28:14,259 I was raised to be composed at all times. 562 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:18,196 This is obviously a very stressful situation... 563 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:21,246 finding myself accused of a horrific crime. 564 00:28:21,247 --> 00:28:23,197 And the fact that you would think 565 00:28:23,232 --> 00:28:24,264 that I'm comporting myself 566 00:28:24,265 --> 00:28:27,246 with a measure of grace and dignity... 567 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:30,263 Well, that's a thoughtful thing to say. You're very sweet. 568 00:28:30,264 --> 00:28:33,197 Now do you have any other questions? 569 00:28:33,232 --> 00:28:34,251 I hate to rush you, 570 00:28:34,252 --> 00:28:38,204 but I'm late for the funeral of a very dear friend. 571 00:28:38,205 --> 00:28:40,218 Hmm. 572 00:28:40,253 --> 00:28:42,251 I can't think of a thing. 573 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,229 Well, it was lovely meeting you, 574 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:53,268 and I do hope you find out what happened to Mr. Sanchez. 575 00:28:53,303 --> 00:28:55,251 I'm sure we will. 576 00:29:01,293 --> 00:29:04,217 See? What did I tell you? 577 00:29:04,218 --> 00:29:06,230 She's something all right. 578 00:29:06,265 --> 00:29:09,226 I'm just not sure what we got by bringing her down here. 579 00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:15,258 We got her fingerprints. 580 00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:22,328 "I am the resurrection and the life..." 581 00:29:22,557 --> 00:29:23,900 As Susan listened 582 00:29:23,992 --> 00:29:26,990 to the kind words the minister had to say about Mike, 583 00:29:26,991 --> 00:29:29,952 she found herself at a loss. 584 00:29:29,953 --> 00:29:33,949 She knew people wanted to hear from her, 585 00:29:33,984 --> 00:29:37,999 but she had no idea what she wanted to say. 586 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:41,974 I can't believe you're making me do this. 587 00:29:41,975 --> 00:29:44,965 Oh, wait. I think what you mean to say is, 588 00:29:44,966 --> 00:29:48,952 "Susan, sweet, wonderful Susan, 589 00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:51,948 "thank you for marrying me and allowing me the honor 590 00:29:51,949 --> 00:29:55,990 of carrying your beautiful behind inside our house." 591 00:29:55,991 --> 00:29:57,961 You are so drunk right now. 592 00:29:57,962 --> 00:30:00,940 No, I am not. I'm just... 593 00:30:00,941 --> 00:30:02,994 Oh, I've never been this happy in my life. 594 00:30:02,995 --> 00:30:05,006 I feel like I could float. 595 00:30:05,007 --> 00:30:06,956 I wish you could. 596 00:30:06,957 --> 00:30:07,956 Aah! 597 00:30:07,957 --> 00:30:10,011 Oh. 598 00:30:10,012 --> 00:30:13,952 Yeah, I'm happy, too. 599 00:30:13,953 --> 00:30:14,998 That's it? 600 00:30:14,999 --> 00:30:16,935 "I'm happy"? 601 00:30:16,936 --> 00:30:19,011 Well, that covers it. 602 00:30:19,012 --> 00:30:22,998 What do you want from me? I'm not a big... word guy. 603 00:30:22,999 --> 00:30:25,974 Okay. Come on, mister... 604 00:30:26,009 --> 00:30:27,966 Strong and silent. 605 00:30:29,949 --> 00:30:30,944 What? 606 00:30:30,945 --> 00:30:32,957 Write me a poem. 607 00:30:32,992 --> 00:30:34,932 Oh, leave me alone with this stuff. 608 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:37,961 It's my wedding night, and I want a poem. 609 00:30:37,962 --> 00:30:40,961 Come on. Let's go. 610 00:30:40,962 --> 00:30:43,973 All I remember is this thing from when I was a kid. 611 00:30:43,974 --> 00:30:45,936 I'll take it. 612 00:30:45,971 --> 00:30:47,941 Give me my poem, husband. 613 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,956 I love you once. 614 00:30:52,957 --> 00:30:54,956 I love you twice. 615 00:30:54,957 --> 00:30:57,015 I love you more than beans and rice. 616 00:30:57,016 --> 00:31:00,945 Oh. 617 00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:03,974 Now that is a poem. Oh. 618 00:31:08,981 --> 00:31:10,658 It's really smart you guys are doing this. 619 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:14,621 When people die without a will, it can be a nightmare. 620 00:31:15,928 --> 00:31:16,953 You okay, honey? 621 00:31:16,954 --> 00:31:18,981 Of course I'm okay. 622 00:31:18,982 --> 00:31:21,944 We're about to talk about us dying 623 00:31:21,945 --> 00:31:23,952 for the next two days. 624 00:31:23,953 --> 00:31:26,969 If it makes you feel any better, nobody enjoys this. 625 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:28,949 I'm shocked to hear that. 626 00:31:28,984 --> 00:31:30,620 You got any cancer pamphlets in there? 627 00:31:30,677 --> 00:31:31,922 In case we finish early. 628 00:31:31,966 --> 00:31:33,960 Susan, come on. This is important. 629 00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:35,943 We got the baby coming. We got the house. 630 00:31:35,944 --> 00:31:37,928 I'm not saying a will isn't important. 631 00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:40,928 I'm saying it's a beautiful day. 632 00:31:40,963 --> 00:31:41,999 We should take a walk or something 633 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,969 and deal with this dying stuff... 634 00:31:44,970 --> 00:31:47,948 on a nice, dreary, rainy day. 635 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:51,012 Um, bathroom's right there, Bob. 636 00:31:51,047 --> 00:31:52,945 I don't need to use the bathroom. 637 00:31:53,957 --> 00:31:56,932 Or maybe I do. 638 00:32:00,945 --> 00:32:02,935 Okay. What is it? 639 00:32:02,936 --> 00:32:05,923 We're jinxing us. 640 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,965 By doing this, we're telling death, "come on in." 641 00:32:08,966 --> 00:32:11,961 No, it's when you don't do this that it's a jinx. 642 00:32:11,962 --> 00:32:13,966 Look, I'm a plumber, and it's always 643 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:15,926 the people that don't have homeowner's insurance 644 00:32:15,927 --> 00:32:17,003 whose toilets explode. 645 00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:19,935 Is it what they eat? 646 00:32:19,936 --> 00:32:21,952 Missing my point. 647 00:32:21,953 --> 00:32:23,986 No, avoiding your point. 648 00:32:24,021 --> 00:32:24,991 Go wash your hands. 649 00:32:27,941 --> 00:32:28,944 Please? 650 00:32:28,945 --> 00:32:30,965 We'll do it Saturday. I promise. 651 00:32:30,966 --> 00:32:35,923 Look, I know it's tough, but indulge me, okay? 652 00:32:35,924 --> 00:32:37,957 Because if something happens, 653 00:32:37,992 --> 00:32:39,941 there's nothing more important to me 654 00:32:39,942 --> 00:32:41,949 than knowing that you and you... 655 00:32:42,991 --> 00:32:45,924 are taken care of. 656 00:32:49,957 --> 00:32:51,003 Bob, come on! 657 00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:54,970 We're not paying you to go to the bathroom. 658 00:32:56,970 --> 00:32:58,990 Oh, this is what I'm talking about. 659 00:32:58,991 --> 00:33:01,974 None of that kobe beef, arugula, and goat cheese nonsense. 660 00:33:02,009 --> 00:33:03,949 Give me good old-fashioned ground beef, 661 00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:06,961 American cheese, and iceberg lettuce any day. 662 00:33:06,962 --> 00:33:08,953 Well, I am glad you're happy, 663 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,934 but I am not sure that any burger is 664 00:33:10,935 --> 00:33:12,924 worth a half-hour drive in the car. 665 00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:14,969 That's just 'cause you haven't taken a bite yet. 666 00:33:14,970 --> 00:33:19,923 Juanita said Mrs. Van de Kamp's boyfriend got killed by a car. 667 00:33:19,924 --> 00:33:21,948 Uh, yes. 668 00:33:21,949 --> 00:33:23,923 Yes, he did. 669 00:33:23,924 --> 00:33:24,949 Um... 670 00:33:24,984 --> 00:33:26,810 and it was an accident. 671 00:33:26,835 --> 00:33:27,859 It was very sad. 672 00:33:27,945 --> 00:33:29,269 But you don't have to worry. 673 00:33:29,286 --> 00:33:31,290 As long as we remember to look both ways 674 00:33:31,389 --> 00:33:34,326 before we cross the street, that'll never happen to us. 675 00:33:35,991 --> 00:33:37,966 Where do we go when we die? 676 00:33:42,949 --> 00:33:45,007 Well, you know, we go to heaven. 677 00:33:45,042 --> 00:33:47,953 I know, but does everyone go? 678 00:33:49,974 --> 00:33:52,952 Everyone you know will go to heaven. 679 00:33:52,953 --> 00:33:56,940 What about animals? 680 00:33:56,941 --> 00:33:58,927 Animals go to heaven, too. 681 00:33:58,928 --> 00:34:00,981 What about bugs? 682 00:34:00,982 --> 00:34:03,019 Bugs are annoying. 683 00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:05,011 We don't want bugs in heaven. 684 00:34:05,012 --> 00:34:07,932 What about the animals that eat the bugs? 685 00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:08,966 Won't they starve? 686 00:34:10,928 --> 00:34:11,969 You're right. 687 00:34:11,970 --> 00:34:13,944 There are bugs in heaven. 688 00:34:13,945 --> 00:34:16,002 But if all the people and all the animals 689 00:34:16,003 --> 00:34:18,961 and all the bugs that ever lived go to heaven, 690 00:34:18,962 --> 00:34:20,952 isn't it super crowded? 691 00:34:20,953 --> 00:34:22,944 No, sweetie. 692 00:34:22,945 --> 00:34:24,952 Heaven is perfect. 693 00:34:24,953 --> 00:34:27,957 How is it perfect? I mean, what's it like? 694 00:34:27,992 --> 00:34:29,982 You wanna jump in here? 695 00:34:31,995 --> 00:34:34,952 Buddy, this is heaven. 696 00:34:34,953 --> 00:34:36,969 It is? 697 00:34:36,970 --> 00:34:38,944 Sure. Sitting with the people 698 00:34:38,945 --> 00:34:41,016 you love more than anything in the world, 699 00:34:41,051 --> 00:34:43,974 eating a double cheeseburger and fries... it's gotta be heaven. 700 00:34:45,924 --> 00:34:47,953 - You know what else is heaven? - What? 701 00:34:47,988 --> 00:34:48,955 That place we fish. 702 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:49,970 Near the waterfall? 703 00:34:49,971 --> 00:34:51,007 Yep. Heaven. 704 00:34:51,042 --> 00:34:52,974 And when we watch football together 705 00:34:52,975 --> 00:34:55,011 and mom brings us trays of snacks. 706 00:34:55,012 --> 00:34:56,962 That's heaven, too? 707 00:34:56,997 --> 00:34:58,945 If heaven is supposed to be the happiest place you can be, 708 00:34:58,946 --> 00:35:00,953 don't all those places sound like it to you? 709 00:35:06,945 --> 00:35:07,986 What are hamburgers made out of? 710 00:35:07,987 --> 00:35:09,936 'Cause I know they're not ham. 711 00:35:14,016 --> 00:35:16,002 Thank you for coming 712 00:35:16,003 --> 00:35:19,011 to help honor Mike Delfino's life. 713 00:35:19,012 --> 00:35:22,995 The family invites you to join them at the cemetery. 714 00:35:23,030 --> 00:35:24,928 Uh... 715 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,923 I changed my mind. 716 00:35:28,924 --> 00:35:29,994 Hi. 717 00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:33,015 I-I wasn't, uh, planning to say anything 718 00:35:33,016 --> 00:35:36,969 because, uh... 719 00:35:36,970 --> 00:35:40,956 I had absolutely no idea what to say. 720 00:35:40,957 --> 00:35:44,936 Mike and I never talked about 721 00:35:44,971 --> 00:35:46,949 what he wanted for a funeral. 722 00:35:48,936 --> 00:35:51,990 I think it's because, um... 723 00:35:51,991 --> 00:35:53,966 Well, you know Mike. 724 00:35:54,001 --> 00:35:57,936 He... wasn't really much of a talker. 725 00:35:58,962 --> 00:36:00,961 Some of you, 726 00:36:00,962 --> 00:36:04,949 as you came by to hug me today, 727 00:36:04,984 --> 00:36:07,953 you said that he's in a better place. 728 00:36:09,966 --> 00:36:12,961 And you know what? I... 729 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:15,999 I realize now... 730 00:36:16,034 --> 00:36:17,999 He is. 731 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:23,953 He... is in a diner... 732 00:36:25,957 --> 00:36:29,945 eating cheeseburgers with his family... 733 00:36:31,978 --> 00:36:34,007 And he's fishing 734 00:36:34,042 --> 00:36:35,995 at a waterfall... 735 00:36:39,941 --> 00:36:42,961 and he's watching football with his son, 736 00:36:42,962 --> 00:36:45,961 yelling like a maniac. 737 00:36:45,962 --> 00:36:48,923 So... 738 00:36:48,924 --> 00:36:53,924 Since he has to be in... 739 00:36:53,959 --> 00:36:55,966 all those wonderful places... 740 00:36:59,945 --> 00:37:03,991 I'm going to have to say good-bye to him now. 741 00:37:10,970 --> 00:37:13,999 Good-bye, Mike. 742 00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,981 I love you once. 743 00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:32,969 I love you twice. 744 00:37:32,970 --> 00:37:35,956 Oh. 745 00:37:35,957 --> 00:37:38,923 I love you more than beans and rice. 746 00:40:08,557 --> 00:40:09,991 You know what? Mike was right. 747 00:40:09,992 --> 00:40:12,957 This was the best freaking burger I've ever had in my life. 748 00:40:12,992 --> 00:40:13,991 You got that right. 749 00:40:17,012 --> 00:40:20,924 Susan, you haven't eaten a thing. Aren't you starving? 750 00:40:21,999 --> 00:40:25,966 0-5-1-6-0-2. 751 00:40:27,924 --> 00:40:29,986 I-I just remembered... 752 00:40:30,021 --> 00:40:31,982 it's Mike's password for his voice mail. 753 00:40:31,983 --> 00:40:34,931 I have to call the cell phone company, 754 00:40:34,932 --> 00:40:36,977 or they're gonna charge us for an extra month. 755 00:40:36,978 --> 00:40:38,962 I can do that for you. 756 00:40:38,997 --> 00:40:40,986 I will call them first thing tomorrow morning. 757 00:40:45,941 --> 00:40:48,977 M.J. signed... up 758 00:40:48,978 --> 00:40:51,994 for pitching for little league this year. 759 00:40:51,995 --> 00:40:53,981 Mike was supposed to teach him. 760 00:40:53,982 --> 00:40:56,628 Oh, honey, I'll send Carlos over to coach him. 761 00:40:56,653 --> 00:40:58,969 I gave him two girls who hate sports, so he'll be thrilled. 762 00:40:59,013 --> 00:41:02,003 Mike was always checking the tires on our car 763 00:41:02,038 --> 00:41:03,978 with this thingy. 764 00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:08,927 I don't know where the thingy is. 765 00:41:08,928 --> 00:41:11,956 I just know it was important and it kept us safe. 766 00:41:11,957 --> 00:41:14,936 Hey. Hey. Tom's still taking care of our cars. 767 00:41:14,971 --> 00:41:18,003 I'll just tell him to add yours to his to-do list from now on. 768 00:41:19,986 --> 00:41:22,931 Oh. 769 00:41:22,932 --> 00:41:25,994 Susan, we are gonna do everything we can 770 00:41:25,995 --> 00:41:27,940 to hold you up, okay? 771 00:41:27,941 --> 00:41:29,998 Okay. 772 00:41:29,999 --> 00:41:33,994 Yes, as much as death takes from us, 773 00:41:33,995 --> 00:41:36,016 it also gives. 774 00:41:36,051 --> 00:41:39,986 It teaches us what's truly important... 775 00:41:41,982 --> 00:41:46,970 like giving back after a lifetime of taking... 776 00:41:48,982 --> 00:41:51,007 going after something 777 00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:53,999 we never should have let go of... 778 00:41:58,995 --> 00:42:03,978 or looking back on what made us who we are. 779 00:42:06,970 --> 00:42:12,923 But sometimes the lessons learned after a person's death 780 00:42:12,924 --> 00:42:15,824 aren't the ones we expected. 781 00:42:15,838 --> 00:42:17,292 Forensics says the prints on the mug 782 00:42:17,312 --> 00:42:18,924 match the prints we found on the dead guy. 783 00:42:18,999 --> 00:42:22,994 Whole time she was dating Chuck, I never trusted her. 784 00:42:22,995 --> 00:42:25,015 You think we got enough to arrest her? 785 00:42:25,016 --> 00:42:26,974 Probably. 786 00:42:27,009 --> 00:42:28,020 Let's hold off. 787 00:42:28,021 --> 00:42:31,970 I wanna make sure we get enough to put this bitch away for good.