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Oh, that is much better.
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I can't believe my girlfriend
is making me change
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to go to a bachelor party.
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I'm doing you a favor.
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You can't wear your good shirt
to a strip club.
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You're gonna get it covered
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in glitter
and Kim Kardashian perfume.
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Don't jinx it.
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I mean, I personally
don't get strip clubs.
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I mean, if you want to hang out
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with a broken girl with dead eyes,
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you can hang out with me for free.
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Yeah? You're not free.
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But you are cool
with the strip club thing,
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so I appreciate that.
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One point for you.
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How many points do you have?
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Oh, I'm up by a lot.
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Trust me, I am psyched for you
to go to the strip club.
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It gives me the night off.
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I mean, let someone else pretend
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to enjoy bouncing up and down
on you for the night.
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Classy.
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- Love you.
- Love you too.
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I do have one rule though.
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No going into
any private champagne rooms.
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I would never have sex
with a stripper
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in a private champagne room.
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How am I supposed
to high-five my friends?
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Whitney is taped in front
of a live studio audience.
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Well, I mean,
I'm a very independent woman.
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I make my own money,
I own my own condo,
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I drink alone.
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Well, I mean,
I don't always drink alone.
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I just seem to be drinking alone
a lot more
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since the divorce.
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Which was not my fault, by the way.
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He just felt I was emasculating him
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because I make more money than him.
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- And he was a little bitch.
- Oh.
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Okay, I'm gonna call it.
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- Wh...
- Thanks, bro.
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How could you
interrupt me like that?
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I was about to tell him,
"no pressure to have kids,
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because I already froze my eggs."
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Wow, hearing that
just froze my eggs.
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Roxanne, that was over
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from the moment
you bought him a drink.
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All right, like you're
such a pimp with the ladies.
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- Call me?
- Oh.
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Yeah, you know it.
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Pimp says, "in yo' face."
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So I accidentally recorded
Downtown Abbey,
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which is about
a girl named abbey who goes...
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Downtown.
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Are you checking someone out?
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No.
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Neal, we're allowed
to check people out
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in front of each other.
We're friends now.
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We can do this.
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Okay, then... yes.
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I think v-neck sweater guy
is really cute.
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Yeah, yeah.
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He's okay.
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But?
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I don't know, I mean,
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he's, like, one mystic tan away
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from checking a different box
on the census.
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Roxanne, I'm telling you,
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you have to change your whole game.
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You're not in your 20s anymore.
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Guys actually listen
to what you say now.
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You can't just chug vodka,
toss your panties in your purse,
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and call it a night.
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How dare you!
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I call that a morning.
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Ah.
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Dude,
it's, like, keeping me out.
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I got the keys.
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Hey, little lady!
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Hey, pretty lady!
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Guess who's back?
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I want...
I want a kiss on my mouth.
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And sex on my body.
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Aw, you went to a gentlemen's club,
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and you came home a gentleman.
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Hey, check it out.
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$1 million idea...
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Urinals in taxicabs.
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It's like, you're...
You're peeing anyway.
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Why wouldn't you do that?
And why wouldn't you do that?
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Hey, listen.
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- Shh! Shut up!
- Oh.
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Why... why won't you marry me?
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- Wow.
- No, listen to me.
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I never ask you that question
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'cause I know how much it annoys you.
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But I was out with the guys
tonight, and we were drinking,
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just having a fun time,
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and I had to pretend that I don't...
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I'm so cool with not marrying you.
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Hello, that's not what
I'm in here for.
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That's ridiculous.
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I want... I don't...
I hate that.
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And I hate you.
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Yo, just kidding.
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I want to marry you.
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Oh, my God.
Are you proposing right now?
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Uh, no.
The room's spinning,
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and it has nothing to do
with proposing.
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Psych! Will you marry me?
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Okay.
Alex.
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Why can't you say yes?
You never say yes.
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Wh... what is...
I can s...
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It doesn't even matter what I say.
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- It doesn't.
- Whit, Whit!
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- I'm pregnant.
- Okay.
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- Okay, I...
- Shh. Listen.
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Just zip it, dude.
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- Okay.
- Please, I wanna marry you.
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Will you marry me?
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Will you marry me?
Will you marry me?
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Will you marry me?
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Will you marry me?
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We can have sex, yeah, sure,
but don't jostle me.
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Okay, honey, honey.
No, no bowls.
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Bring the bowls, bring the bowls.
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- No bowls, no bowls.
- Bring the bowls.
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- Come on, come on.
- No bowls.
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I'm leaving the bowls.
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- Oh, my God!
- Okay, no.
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Wait, so he actually proposed?
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No, no, he was hammered.
He didn't mean it.
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What did you say?
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Well, I spent most
of the night saying,
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"no, that's my belly button."
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No, what did you say to the proposal?
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I don't kn...
I was stunned.
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And then he said
that I would never say yes
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because I don't trust him.
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- Is that true?
- No, I do trust him.
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And I didn't say no.
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Wow, Whit, I think you might
be getting over your damage.
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I want to believe you,
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but the voices in my head
think you're crazy.
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- Just, you know...
- Well, I think this is growth.
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I mean, a couple years ago,
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you would have sabotaged
your relationship by now...
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Make a mess of your life.
You'd be sleeping on my couch.
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No offense, lily.
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Mm, it's fine.
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And I've done way more
than sleep on this couch.
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Hey.
How you feeling?
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Oh, you could see me? Hmm.
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I thought I died.
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Hey, so do you want
to talk about last night?
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I mean, when you came home,
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you admitted something pretty big.
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- Oh, God.
- No, it's okay.
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Look, I get why you'd think
I'd be freaked out,
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but I'm not.
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You know, let's just deal with this.
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Oh, God. All right.
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Look, I'm not sure
how it all went down,
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I don't remember,
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but I know I probably didn't say it
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the way I wanted to say it.
So...
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Yes, I went to the champagne room.
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What?
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Or, maybe...
Did I tell you something else?
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That was the one thing
I asked you not to do.
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Look, okay, but it's not like
I wanted to go in, all right?
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All my friends went in.
What was I supposed to do?
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Sit out by myself
in the main room like a loser?
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Oh, no.
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You should have definitely gone
in the dark room
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and got herpes on your hands
like a winner.
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Okay, look, I'm sorry.
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It was stupid, it was peer pressure.
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But I promise you, nothing happened.
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Okay, you can't promise me that,
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because you clearly don't remember
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- everything you did last night.
- Whit, come on.
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Do you remember dancing for me?
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- Yes, I do.
- Okay, because you didn't.
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Would you like me to now?
Would that make things better?
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Okay, this isn't funny.
I trusted you.
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And you can still trust me.
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Do you want to look through my phone?
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Look through my pockets.
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Look, I have nothing to hide at all.
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Okay.
A matchbook from a strip club.
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All right, I swear to God
I was not smoking.
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Who's Britnee?
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And why did she give you
her phone number?
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I don't even know what that is.
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Some girl obviously
just wrote it herself
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and put it in my pocket.
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That's not better.
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Okay.
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I'm going for a walk
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because I'm gonna start
breaking things,
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and then I'd have to go
to the apple store,
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and I do not have the energy
for the genius bar today.
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All right, I can't remember
all the details,
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but I know for sure I didn't do
anything with a stripper.
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The idea alone just grosses me out.
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Oh, sure, all those hands on them.
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They're like human doorknobs.
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No, I...
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I mean, the idea
of cheating on Whitney.
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But then we found this.
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Ooh, a matchbook.
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Ironically, you should always
burn any incriminating evidence.
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Okay, let's piece this together.
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What do you remember from last night?
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Well, I had an idea
for a taxi urinal,
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but then what happened?
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Who cares?
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We're gonna be rich!
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God, I...
Come on.
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I need to think clearly.
Hold on.
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Okay, I'm gonna call this girl
for you
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and get you some answers.
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Ugh, I'm never going
to a strip club again.
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Oh, uh, sorry, wrong number.
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That was a jewelry store.
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Stripper gave you
a fake number, dude.
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Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh. No.
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I remember what happened.
Oh, gosh.
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I've got to go.
Whitney's gonna kill me.
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You slept with a godless slut?
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No.
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No, no, no.
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I proposed to one.
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Roxanne, I'm just saying it's sad.
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There's people out there
way lamer than you
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hooking up all the time.
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Okay, I am not taking dating advice
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from someone who refers
to women as "swag."
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You don't know how to talk to guys.
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I mean, on paper,
you're a great catch.
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You're fun, you're hot,
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but not uncomfortably so.
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And you're successful
at, you know, woman's work.
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I had one bad night, okay?
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Lil, you see me out all the time.
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I-I'm great with guys, right?
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Uh, well...
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I am so sorry, Neal,
I interrupted you.
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- You were saying...
- What?
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All right, I'm definitely
not taking dating advice
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00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,996
from you two.
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Uh, what is that supposed to mean?
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I'm just saying you two
are still a little codependent.
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You're attached at the hip
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ever since breaking off
your engagement.
260
00:11:10,519 --> 00:11:12,663
And now Neal's starting to date guys?
261
00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:14,757
It's weird.
262
00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:16,532
No, that is ridiculous.
263
00:11:16,657 --> 00:11:18,801
I-I could watch Neal have sex
with a man right now,
264
00:11:18,926 --> 00:11:22,307
and it would not be weird at all.
265
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:25,208
We're like any other couple
that just broke up.
266
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,443
Oh, and, Neal, before we go,
267
00:11:26,568 --> 00:11:29,079
I need you to walk on my back.
268
00:11:29,204 --> 00:11:31,899
Look, I know it's scary
being back out there,
269
00:11:32,065 --> 00:11:33,526
but you've got
to let your guard down.
270
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:37,280
Like, pretend we're at a bar,
and I'm hitting on you.
271
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:40,055
- We're not doing that.
- Roxanne...
272
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:45,204
You got to show guys
the sexy, vulnerable woman
273
00:11:45,370 --> 00:11:48,629
underneath all that
emotional barbed wire
274
00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:53,734
and mom jeans.
275
00:11:53,859 --> 00:11:56,007
Okay, um...
276
00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:59,507
Well, sometimes I think
I'm afraid to open up to anyone,
277
00:11:59,632 --> 00:12:03,443
because I know the second I do,
I feel...
278
00:12:03,568 --> 00:12:05,479
Naked.
279
00:12:05,604 --> 00:12:09,983
And exposed.
280
00:12:10,108 --> 00:12:13,149
Go on.
281
00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,320
But...
282
00:12:14,445 --> 00:12:15,722
You know what?
283
00:12:17,715 --> 00:12:21,127
We're both looking
for something real.
284
00:12:21,252 --> 00:12:24,410
Aren't we?
285
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:27,933
So let's not pretend that this
isn't making our hearts beat...
286
00:12:28,058 --> 00:12:31,670
Just a little bit faster.
287
00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:33,071
And let's go do
288
00:12:33,196 --> 00:12:35,440
everything we've thought
about doing to each other
289
00:12:35,565 --> 00:12:41,379
since the moment we first met.
290
00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:44,582
What do you say?
291
00:12:44,707 --> 00:12:48,685
I... um...
292
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,888
Oh, my God, you're right!
293
00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:52,939
That would totally work.
294
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:57,294
Yeah!
295
00:12:57,419 --> 00:13:00,071
It would've worked on me
if I was a guy.
296
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,906
You are a guy.
297
00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,300
What?
298
00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:08,454
No, I think he'll get reelected,
so...
299
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:12,408
- Okay, ready?
- Sure, let's go! Vamonos!
300
00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:15,044
Why am I yelling, huh?
301
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:19,538
Doorknob!
302
00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,087
Excuse me.
303
00:13:25,212 --> 00:13:28,824
Uh, I'm looking for whatever
girl was in the champagne room
304
00:13:28,949 --> 00:13:34,647
with my boyfriend last night?
305
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,608
- Hi, excuse me.
- Hi.
306
00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:40,001
- Um, I'm looking for Britnee.
- It's a strip club...
307
00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:41,320
You're gonna have to be
a little more specific.
308
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:45,116
Okay, um, Britnee with two "e"s.
309
00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:48,453
- Oh, Brit-nee.
- Yeah.
310
00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,247
Britnee!
You're not a cop, right?
311
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,545
Oh, no, no, no.
312
00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,333
Uh, she's my sister.
313
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:57,462
What's up?
314
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:05,290
I meant, like, um, like, sista.
315
00:14:05,415 --> 00:14:07,416
So, you know.
316
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,267
So you're double "e" Britnee?
317
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,519
Oh, no, they're just "c"s.
318
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:16,513
Uh, Britnee with double "e"s
broke her nose
319
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,524
on a Chicago bear.
320
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,751
Okay, um,
321
00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:24,071
I just need to ask you
about something.
322
00:14:24,237 --> 00:14:26,199
Is this about the guy
who got stabbed out back?
323
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,490
Uh, no.
324
00:14:27,615 --> 00:14:29,494
Uh, my boyfriend was here last night.
325
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,127
Oh, hold up, princess.
Stop right there.
326
00:14:32,252 --> 00:14:34,563
I'm not about to get caught up
in your drama.
327
00:14:34,688 --> 00:14:37,543
The last time that happened,
some guy got stabbed out back.
328
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,868
Okay, um,
329
00:14:39,993 --> 00:14:41,103
I just need to know
330
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,872
if he did anything inappropriate
with you.
331
00:14:43,997 --> 00:14:47,708
Well, if he was here, he did
something inappropriate with me.
332
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:50,348
I put the "pain"
in the champagne room.
333
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,346
Okay.
334
00:14:52,471 --> 00:14:53,481
It's a weird thing to be proud of.
335
00:14:53,606 --> 00:14:55,049
Um...
336
00:14:55,174 --> 00:14:57,785
You know, it... it's not like that.
337
00:14:57,910 --> 00:15:00,188
I mean, his friends
totally made him go in there.
338
00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:01,984
Alex is not that kind of guy.
339
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:04,124
They're all that kind of guy.
340
00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:06,460
I mean, if they weren't,
we'd all be nurses and teachers
341
00:15:06,585 --> 00:15:08,995
instead of just dressing
like them onstage.
342
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,798
Look, I have better things
to do with my time
343
00:15:11,923 --> 00:15:15,969
than to waste it talking
to some fat Kate Middleton.
344
00:15:16,094 --> 00:15:20,306
Okay, well, first of all, good one.
345
00:15:20,431 --> 00:15:22,475
Second of all, Alex loves me
346
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,423
and would never do anything
to hurt me.
347
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,717
- Do you really believe that?
- Yes, I do.
348
00:15:26,883 --> 00:15:28,386
Then why are you here?
349
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:33,585
I don't know.
350
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:35,153
Because I am an idiot.
351
00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:36,421
It's like...
352
00:15:36,546 --> 00:15:39,624
For the first time in my life,
I have a good guy
353
00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:42,483
and I, like, refuse to believe it.
354
00:15:42,649 --> 00:15:45,896
Wow.
That's really sweet.
355
00:15:46,021 --> 00:15:47,365
Now I hope I didn't make it bounce
356
00:15:47,490 --> 00:15:50,791
on your boyfriend last night.
357
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:59,000
Oh, yeah...
Teen wolf.
358
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,585
I remember him.
359
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,008
You know, Roxanne is wrong.
360
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:09,018
I am totally comfortable
with our situation.
361
00:16:09,143 --> 00:16:12,021
It is not weird at all.
362
00:16:12,146 --> 00:16:14,807
Which is why I have
no problem telling you
363
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:18,311
that that guy has done
the walk-by, like, ten times.
364
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,605
You should probably go talk to him.
365
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,264
All right, wish me luck.
366
00:16:22,389 --> 00:16:26,100
Go get some sex.
367
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:29,780
- Hey.
- Hey.
368
00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:32,974
Oh, wow, it looks like you,
uh, really helped out Roxanne.
369
00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:36,044
She's doing well.
370
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,914
Whoa.
371
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,613
- What's the matter?
- I don't know.
372
00:16:39,738 --> 00:16:40,947
It's something
about her talking to that guy.
373
00:16:41,072 --> 00:16:44,485
It's making me grumpy.
374
00:16:44,610 --> 00:16:46,420
What, are you jealous?
375
00:16:46,545 --> 00:16:48,322
No!
376
00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:52,025
It's more like mad that someone
else is getting her attention
377
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:56,223
and wishing that I was him.
But...
378
00:16:56,389 --> 00:16:59,894
- All right, that was weird.
- Why?
379
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,636
Guy doing the walk-by?
Not into me.
380
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,673
He's into you.
381
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:10,566
Well, as long as it's weird...
382
00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:16,160
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- It's fine.
383
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,216
No, it's not fine.
384
00:17:17,341 --> 00:17:19,184
I am so sick of this.
385
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:21,953
It's like... you know
who came down here today?
386
00:17:22,078 --> 00:17:24,126
Old Whitney.
387
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,523
Yeah, I remember her.
388
00:17:25,648 --> 00:17:27,358
Yeah, she used
to go through my phone.
389
00:17:27,483 --> 00:17:30,494
And, uh, she followed me once
to the gym.
390
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:31,801
You knew about that?
391
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,131
Yeah, you were wearing
a fake mustache.
392
00:17:37,426 --> 00:17:38,603
Look at you.
393
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:40,471
I have the best guy
in the whole world,
394
00:17:40,596 --> 00:17:43,773
and I am down here
at a strip club like a psycho.
395
00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:46,273
It's...
It's pathetic.
396
00:17:46,439 --> 00:17:49,446
Yeah, well, no, it's not as pathetic
397
00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:51,381
as forgetting that you proposed
to your girlfriend
398
00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:53,322
when you were drunk.
399
00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:55,074
You remember that?
400
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,619
Well, uh, bits and pieces.
401
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,392
Look, the next time I propose to you,
402
00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:06,161
I promise I'll do it right.
403
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,964
Okay, well,
404
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,965
let's see what you got.
405
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:15,011
Well, I mean, what?
406
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,771
You heard me.
407
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,056
Bring it.
408
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:21,509
I mean, we're at...
409
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:22,643
Here?
We're at a strip club.
410
00:18:22,809 --> 00:18:26,814
Oh, because you set the bar so high?
411
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,683
Okay, okay.
412
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,551
Uh, oh...
Oh, gosh. Okay.
413
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:33,279
Uh, uh, all right.
414
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,621
Let me get the right...
415
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,915
Got to have the right song,
uh, put on...
416
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,077
And just... playlist.
417
00:18:41,853 --> 00:18:43,914
♪ Come on I need a bad bitch ♪
418
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,208
Here we go.
419
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:47,900
Perfect song.
420
00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:52,173
Uh, um...
421
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:53,841
Dude...
422
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:57,074
- Start again.
- All right.
423
00:18:57,199 --> 00:19:00,645
Whitney, um,
424
00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:02,514
ugh, God, it's ironic
425
00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:05,082
that I'm so bad at this,
uh, proposing stuff,
426
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:07,018
because it's all
I've been thinking about
427
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:08,689
since the day that I met you.
428
00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:10,941
For the past...
429
00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:13,089
For the past few years,
430
00:19:13,214 --> 00:19:15,529
you tried really hard
to scare me away,
431
00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:18,195
but, uh, thankfully,
you just... you really...
432
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,160
You're really bad at that.
433
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,767
I know that you always say
that you're the one
434
00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:25,101
that doesn't believe in marriage,
435
00:19:25,226 --> 00:19:29,806
um, but, you know,
the truth is, is that...
436
00:19:29,931 --> 00:19:31,574
I didn't believe in marriage either
437
00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:33,255
until the day that I met you.
438
00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:35,800
So...
439
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,513
I'm gonna ask you a question now,
440
00:19:37,638 --> 00:19:39,215
and if...
If you say no,
441
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,450
I'm just gonna keep asking it
until you say yes.
442
00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:44,686
So...
443
00:19:44,811 --> 00:19:47,756
Will you marry me?
444
00:19:47,881 --> 00:19:49,230
Yes.
445
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,592
- Yes!
- Thank God.
446
00:19:50,717 --> 00:19:52,691
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
447
00:19:52,857 --> 00:19:55,820
- Still?
- Yes.
448
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:56,987
- Okay? So okay.
- Yes, okay.
449
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,574
- How about now?
- Oh, my God! Yes!
450
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:03,043
- Okay, it's still on.
- Oh, my God!
451
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,293
How much longer do I have
to sit out here?
452
00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:14,588
You said yes, so until death.
453
00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:19,301
I can arrange that.
454
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:23,261
Ladies, please witness
the fabulous nature of...
455
00:20:23,386 --> 00:20:26,267
Teen wolf...
456
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,185
Oh, ladies?
There's no one else here.
457
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:29,478
But, I'm seeing double.
458
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,005
Okay, so, huh?
Who's the lucky bachelorette?
459
00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:36,110
Is that you?
You're the lucky bachelorette?
460
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,862
I thought I was until now.
461
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,877
Well, check it out... we're
in the champagne room, baby,
462
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:42,814
and I-I am a sexy helicopter of love.
463
00:20:42,939 --> 00:20:45,744
And I'm coming in for a landing,
so g...
464
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:46,984
So get your landing pad ready.
465
00:20:47,109 --> 00:20:48,219
Well, I've got a landing strip.
466
00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:51,122
Come here.
467
00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:53,323
- Who wants it?
- Who wants it?
468
00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:55,291
- You. The answer is you.
- There's no one else in here.
469
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:56,505
Come here.
470
00:20:56,671 --> 00:20:59,508
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