1 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,298 (SlGHS) 2 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,136 Oh, that is much better. 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,798 I can't believe my girlfriend is making me change 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,137 to go to a bachelor party. 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,643 I'm doing you a favor. 6 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,440 You can't wear your good shirt to a strip club. 7 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:16,744 You're going to get it covered in glitter and Kim Kardashian perfume. 8 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:19,580 Don't jinx it. 9 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:23,382 I mean, I personally don't get strip clubs. 10 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:26,220 I mean, if you want to hang out with a broken girl with dead eyes, 11 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:27,953 you can hang out with me for free. 12 00:00:29,462 --> 00:00:30,724 Yeah, you're not free. 13 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:35,164 But you are cool with the strip club thing, so I appreciate that. 14 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:36,532 One point for you. 15 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,036 How many points do you have? 16 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:39,662 Oh, I'm up by a lot. 17 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,936 Trust me, I am psyched for you to go to a strip club. 18 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:44,169 It gives me the night off. 19 00:00:44,244 --> 00:00:46,235 I mean, let someone else pretend to enjoy 20 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,075 bouncing up and down on you for the night. 21 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:51,809 Classy. 22 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,113 I love you. I love you, too. 23 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,249 I do have one rule, though. 24 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:57,949 No going into any private champagne rooms. 25 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:01,118 I would never have sex with a stripper in a private champagne room. 26 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:02,957 How am I supposed to high-five my friends? 27 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:09,494 ALEX: Whitney is taped in front of a live studio audience. 28 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:12,835 (CLUB MUSlC PLAYlNG) 29 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:15,641 Well, I mean, I'm a very independent woman. 30 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,777 (LAUGHS) I make my own money. 31 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:21,075 I own my own condo. I drink alone. 32 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:25,977 Well, I mean, I don't always drink alone. 33 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:29,021 I just seem to be drinking alone a lot more since the divorce. 34 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,725 Which was not my fault, by the way. 35 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,325 He just felt I was emasculating him... 36 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:37,260 Because I make more money than him. 37 00:01:37,397 --> 00:01:38,921 And he was a little bitch. 38 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,192 Oh... 39 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,858 Okay. I'm going to call it. 40 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,664 Uh, time out. 41 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,201 Dude, if you want to run, now is your chance. 44 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,599 (SlGHS) 45 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,945 How could you interrupt me like that? 46 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:55,173 I was about to tell him, 47 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:58,581 "No pressure to have kids because I already froze my eggs." 48 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,680 Wow. Hearing that just froze my eggs. 49 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:06,414 Roxanne, that was over from the moment you bought him a drink. 50 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,552 All right. Like you're such a pimp with the ladies. 51 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:10,390 Call me? Oh. 52 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,826 Yeah, you know it. 53 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,935 Pimp says, "ln yo' face." 54 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:23,107 So, I accidentally recorded Downtown Abby. 55 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:28,608 Which is about a girl named Abby who goes downtown. 56 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,141 Are you checking someone out? 57 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:35,313 No. 58 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,187 Neal, we're allowed to check people out in front of each other. 59 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,249 We're friends now. We can do this. 60 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:44,159 Okay, then. Yes. 61 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,422 I think V-neck sweater guy is really cute. 62 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,132 Yeah. Yeah. 63 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,070 He's okay... 64 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,637 But... 65 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,774 I don't know. I mean, he's like, 66 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,834 one Mystic Tan away from checking a different box on the census. 67 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:01,640 Roxanne, I'm telling you. 68 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,579 You have to change your whole game. 69 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,515 You're not in your 20s anymore. 70 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,253 Guys actually listen to what you say now. 71 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:12,084 You can't just chug vodka, 72 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,524 toss your panties in your purse, and call it a night. 73 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,218 How dare you. 74 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,421 I call that a morning. 75 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:23,425 (KEYS JlNGLlNG) 76 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:24,792 (THUMPlNG) 77 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:28,963 Ah. 78 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,207 Door tried to keep me out. I got the keys. 79 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,645 Hey, little lady. 80 00:03:40,987 --> 00:03:42,818 Hey, pretty lady. 81 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:45,884 Guess who's back. 82 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:49,226 I want... I want a kiss on my mouth. 83 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,029 And sex on my body. 84 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:59,571 Oh, you went to a gentlemen's club and you came home a gentleman. 85 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,735 Hey, check it out. Million dollar idea. 86 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:04,807 Urinals in taxicabs. 87 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,676 It's like, you're... You're peeing, anyway. 88 00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,548 Why wouldn't you do that? Why wouldn't you do that? 89 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,813 Hey. Listen. (SHUSHlNG) 90 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,358 Shut up. Oh. 91 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,854 Why... Why won't you marry me? 92 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:26,932 Wow. Oh. No, listen. 93 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,297 I never ask you that question 94 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,029 because I know how much it annoys you. 95 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,936 But I was out with, with the guys tonight, 96 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,201 and we're drinking... Just having a fun time. 97 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,038 And I had to pretend that I don't... 98 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,806 I'm so cool with not marrying you. 99 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,173 Hello. That's not what I'm in here for. That's ridiculous. 100 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,444 I want... I don't... I hate that. 101 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,479 And I hate you. (LAUGHS) 102 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:52,450 Yo. Just kidding. I want to marry you. 103 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,825 Oh, my God. Are you proposing right now? 104 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,023 Uh... No, the room's spinning. 105 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,867 And it has nothing to do with proposing. Psych. 106 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:05,403 Will you marry me? 107 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,298 Alex. Why can't you say yes? 108 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:09,500 You never say yes. 109 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:10,872 What... What is it? I can say... 110 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:12,911 It doesn't even matter what I say. 111 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:14,377 It doesn't. Whit. 112 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,745 Whit. I'm pregnant. Okay. 113 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:19,844 Okay. I... 114 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,615 (SHUSHlNG) Listen. Just zip it, dude. 115 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:25,582 Okay. Please. I want to marry you. 116 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:26,955 Will you marry me? 117 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:30,018 Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? 118 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:32,831 Will you marry me? 119 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,932 We can have sex. Yeah, sure. But don't jostle me. 120 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:44,510 Okay. Honey. I think... 121 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:45,635 Nope. No. Bring the bowls. 122 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:46,770 No bowls. Bring the bowls. 123 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,074 No. Bring the bowls. 124 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:49,205 No bowls. Come on. Come on. 125 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:50,306 No bowls. 126 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,350 (GASPS) Oh, my God! Okay. 127 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:00,892 Wait. So, he actually proposed? 128 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,861 Okay. No. No. He was hammered. He didn't mean it. 129 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,192 What did you say? 130 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,789 Well, I spent most of the night saying, 131 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,630 "No, that's my belly button." 132 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,505 No. What did you say to the proposal? 133 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,541 Okay, I don't know. I was stunned. 134 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:17,235 And then, he said that I would never say yes 135 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,834 because I don't trust him. 136 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,243 Is that true? No. I do trust him. 137 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,714 And I didn't say no. 138 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:28,147 Wow. Whit, I think you might be getting over your damage. 139 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:30,819 I want to believe you, 140 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:33,085 but the voices in my head think you're crazy. 141 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,522 Well, I think this is growth. 142 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:36,721 I mean, a couple of years ago, 143 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,525 you would have sabotaged your relationship by now. 144 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,860 Make a mess of your life. 145 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,524 You'd be sleeping on my couch. 146 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:42,966 No offense, Lily. 147 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,668 It's fine. 148 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:48,036 And I've done way more than sleep on this couch. 149 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:58,882 Hey. 150 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:00,583 How are you feeling? 151 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,880 Oh, you can see me? Hmm. 152 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,815 I thought I died. 153 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,689 Hey. So, do you want to talk about last night? 154 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:15,499 I mean, when you came home, 155 00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:17,695 you admitted something pretty big. 156 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,998 Oh, God. No, it's okay. 157 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:23,735 Look. I get why you think I'd be freaked out, but... I'm not. 158 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,778 You know, let's just deal with this. 159 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,573 Oh, God, l... 160 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:32,340 Look, I'm... I'm not sure how it all went down. I don't remember. 161 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:37,117 But I know I probably didn't say it the way I wanted to say it. So... 162 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:40,120 Yes. I went to the champagne room. 163 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:46,930 What? 164 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,167 Or maybe... Did I tell you something else? 165 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,038 That was the one thing I asked you not to do. 166 00:07:55,107 --> 00:07:57,098 Look, okay. But it's not like I wanted to go in. All right? 167 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,234 All my friends went in. 168 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,505 What was I supposed to do, 169 00:07:59,579 --> 00:08:01,547 sit out by myself in the main room like a loser? 170 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:04,515 Oh. No, you should have definitely gone in the dark room 171 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:06,916 and got herpes on your hands like a winner. 172 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:13,524 Okay. Look, I'm sorry. It was stupid. It was peer pressure. 173 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,390 But I promise you nothing happened. All right? 174 00:08:15,461 --> 00:08:17,190 Okay. You can't promise me that 175 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:20,096 because you clearly don't remember everything you did last night. 176 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,190 Whit, come on. 177 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,132 Do you remember dancing for me? Yes, I do. 178 00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:24,829 Okay. Because you didn't. 179 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:28,733 Okay. Would you like me to now? 180 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,435 Would that make things better? I can... Okay. 181 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,138 This isn't funny. I trusted you. 182 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:35,510 And you can still trust me. What, you want to look through my phone? 183 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:38,414 Look through my pockets. Look, I have nothing to hide at all. 184 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,746 Oh, okay. 185 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,813 A matchbook from a strip club. 186 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,148 Right. I... I swear to God I was not smoking. 187 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,353 Who's Britnee? 188 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:51,395 And why did she give you her phone number? 189 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,590 Uh, I don't even know what that is. 190 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,860 Some girl obviously just wrote it herself and put it in my pocket. 191 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,333 That's not better. 192 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,201 Okay. 193 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,665 I'm going for a walk. 194 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,105 Because I'm going to start breaking things, 195 00:09:02,174 --> 00:09:03,641 and then I'd have to go to the Apple store. 196 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:06,177 And I do not have the energy for the Genius Bar today. 197 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,547 All right. I can't remember all the details, 198 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:16,247 but I know for sure I didn't do anything with a stripper. 199 00:09:16,322 --> 00:09:18,381 The idea alone just grosses me out. 200 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,085 Oh, sure. All those hands on them. 201 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,390 They're like human doorknobs. 202 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:28,363 No. I... I mean, the idea of cheating on Whitney. 203 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:31,159 But then, we found this. 204 00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,896 Ooh. A matchbook. 205 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:36,339 Ironically, you should always burn any incriminating evidence. 206 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,643 Okay. Let's piece this together. 207 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,941 What do you remember from last night? 208 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,811 (SlGHS) Well, I had an idea for a taxi urinal, but then, what happened? 209 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:46,112 Who cares? 210 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,379 We're going to be rich. 211 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:51,482 God, l... Come on. I need to think clearly. Hold on. 212 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:54,685 Okay. I'm going to call this girl for you and get you some answers. 213 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,092 Ugh. I'm never going to a strip club again. 214 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:00,224 Oh. Uh, sorry. Wrong number. 215 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,325 That was a jewelry store. The stripper gave you a fake number, dude. 216 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,537 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 217 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,436 No, I remember what happened. Oh, gosh. 218 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,871 I've got to go. Whitney is going to kill me. 219 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,499 You slept with a godless slut? 220 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,838 No. 221 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:16,181 No, no, no. I proposed to one. 222 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,946 Roxanne, I'm just saying it's sad. 223 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:27,083 There's people out there way lamer than you hooking up all the time. 224 00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:31,687 Okay. I am not taking dating advice from someone who refers to women as swag. 225 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,026 You don't know how to talk to guys. 226 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:38,097 I mean, on paper, you're a great catch. 227 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:41,799 You're fun. You're hot, but not uncomfortably so. 228 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,240 And you're successful at, you know... 229 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,809 Women's work. 230 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,547 I had one bad night. Okay? 231 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,374 Lil, you see me out all the time. I'm... 232 00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,281 I'm great with guys, right? 233 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,283 Uh, well... 234 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:58,854 I am so sorry, Neal. I interrupted you. 235 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,186 You were saying. 236 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,621 What? 237 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:04,629 All right, I'm definitely not taking dating advice from you two. 238 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,358 Uh, what is that supposed to mean? 239 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,900 I'm just saying you two are still a little co-dependent. 240 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:11,732 You're attached at the hip ever since breaking off your engagement. 241 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,705 And now, Neal's starting to date guys. That... 242 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,132 It's weird. 243 00:11:16,208 --> 00:11:17,835 No. That is ridiculous. 244 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,470 I... I could watch Neal have sex with a man right now 245 00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,275 and it would not be weird at all. 246 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:26,577 We're like any other couple that just broke up. 247 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,385 Oh. Neal, before we go, I need you to walk on my back. 248 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,256 Look, I know it's scary being back out there. 249 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:35,225 But you've got to let your guard down. 250 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:38,555 Like, pretend we're at a bar and I'm hitting on you... 251 00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,292 We're not doing that. 252 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:46,403 Roxanne, you've got to show guys the sexy, vulnerable woman 253 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:51,236 underneath all that emotional barbed wire and mom jeans. 254 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,442 Okay. Um... 255 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,744 Well, sometimes, I think I'm afraid to open up to anyone 256 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:03,152 because I know the second I do, I feel... 257 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,519 Naked. 258 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,927 And exposed. 259 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,565 Go on. 260 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,861 But, you know what? 261 00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,730 We're both looking for something real. 262 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,999 Aren't we? 263 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,872 So, let's not pretend that this isn't making our hearts beat 264 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,541 just a little bit faster. 265 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:37,116 And let's go do everything we've thought about doing to each other 266 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,388 since the moment we first met. 267 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,226 What do you say? 268 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,525 I... 269 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:52,164 Oh, my God. You're right. 270 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:55,306 That would totally work. (LAUGHS) 271 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,869 Yeah! (RASPBERRY) 272 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,270 It would have worked on me if I was a guy. (LAUGHS) 273 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:04,145 You are a guy. What? 274 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,376 No, I think he'll get re-elected. So... 275 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:12,683 Okay. Ready? Sure! Let's go! 276 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:13,884 Vamanos. 277 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,558 Why am I yelling, huh? 278 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,256 Door knob. 279 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:28,135 Excuse me. Uh, I'm looking for 280 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,936 whatever girl was in the champagne room with my boyfriend last night. 281 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:38,574 Hi. Excuse me. Hey. 282 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:40,549 Um, I'm looking for Britnee? 283 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,917 It's a strip club. You're going to have to be a little more specific. 284 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,524 Okay. Um, Britnee with two E's? 285 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,856 Oh. Britnee. 286 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,461 Britnee! 287 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,225 You're not a cop, right? 288 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,824 Oh, no, no, no. Uh, she's my sister. 289 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,835 What's up? 290 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,336 I meant, like, um... Like, sist-ah. 291 00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,778 So, you're double E Britnee. 292 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,920 Oh. Nah, they're just C's. 293 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:20,624 Uh, Britney with double E's broke her nose on a Chicago Bear. 294 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,921 Okay. Um... 295 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,595 I just need to ask you about something. 296 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,929 Is this about the guy who got stabbed out back? 297 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,001 Oh. No. Uh, my boyfriend was here last night. 298 00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,972 Oh. Hold up, princess. Stop right there. 299 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,201 I'm not about to get caught up in your drama. 300 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:40,211 The last time that happened, some guy got stabbed out back. 301 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:46,445 I just need to know if he did anything inappropriate with you. 302 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:50,353 Well, if he was here, he did something inappropriate with me. 303 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:53,050 I put the pain in the champagne room. 304 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,120 That's a weird thing to be proud of. Um... 305 00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,730 You know, it... It's not like that. 306 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,824 I mean, his friends totally made him go in there. 307 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,563 Alex is not that kind of guy. 308 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,571 (SCOFFS) They're all that kind of guy. 309 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,630 I mean, if they weren't, we'd all be nurses and teachers 310 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,868 instead ofjust dressing like them on stage. 311 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:14,009 Look, I have better things to do with my time 312 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,741 than to waste it talking to some fat Kate Middleton. 313 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:21,317 Okay. Well, first of all, good one. 314 00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,952 Second of all, Alex loves me 315 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,049 and would never do anything to hurt me. 316 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:29,253 Do you really believe that? Yes. I do. 317 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,693 Then, why are you here? 318 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,125 (SlGHS) 319 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,523 I don't know. 320 00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,067 Because I am an idiot. It's like... 321 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,271 For the first time in my life, I have a good guy. 322 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,707 And l, like, refuse to believe it. 323 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,713 Wow. That's really sweet. 324 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,679 Now, I hope I didn't make it bounce on your boyfriend last night. 325 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,786 Oh, yeah. Teen Wolf. 326 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,885 I remember him. 327 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,531 You know, Roxanne is wrong. 328 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,831 I am totally comfortable with our situation. 329 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,565 It is not weird at all. 330 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,172 Which is why I have no problem telling you 331 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:20,769 that that guy's done the walk-by, like, 10 times. 332 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,172 You should probably go talk to him. 333 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:24,977 All right. Wish me luck. 334 00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:26,915 Go get some sex. 335 00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:30,149 Hey. Hey. 336 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,356 (LAUGHS) 337 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:36,189 So. Wow. It looks like you, uh, really helped out Roxanne. 338 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,387 She's doing well. 339 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:38,657 (SlGHS) 340 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,729 Whoa. What's the matter? 341 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,927 I don't know. It's something about her talking to that guy. 342 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,368 It's making me grumpy. 343 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:48,638 What, are you jealous? 344 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,373 No. 345 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,568 It's more, like, mad that someone else is getting her attention 346 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:57,410 and wishing that I was him. 347 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,686 All right. That was weird. 348 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,082 What? 349 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:06,190 The guy doing the walk-by? Not into me. 350 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,091 He's into you. 351 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,590 Well, as long as it's weird... 352 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,831 (SlGHS) I'm so sorry. 353 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,996 All right. It's fine. No, it's not fine. 354 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,836 I am so sick of this. It's like... 355 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,134 (SlGHS) Do you know who came down here today? Old Whitney. 356 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,407 Yeah, I remember her. Yeah. 357 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,038 She used to go through my phone. 358 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,310 And, uh, she followed me once to the gym. 359 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:34,546 You knew about that? 360 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,914 Yeah, you were wearing a fake mustache. 361 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,090 Look at you. I have the best guy in the whole world, 362 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:47,064 and I am down here at a strip club like a psycho. It's... 363 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,927 It's pathetic. 364 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,998 Yeah, well... You know, it's... 365 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,800 It's not as pathetic as forgetting that you proposed to your girlfriend 366 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,339 when you were drunk. 367 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,299 You remembered that? 368 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,938 Well, uh, bits and pieces. 369 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:07,610 Look. The next time I propose to you, I promise I'll do it right. 370 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,750 Okay. Well... 371 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,581 Let's see what you got. 372 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,289 Well, l... I mean... What? 373 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,664 You heard me. Bring it. 374 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,500 Really? I mean, we're at... 375 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,230 Here? We're at a strip club. 376 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,740 Oh. Because you set the bar so high? 377 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,703 Oh, okay. Okay. Uh... 378 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,542 Oh. Oh, gosh. Okay. Uh... Uh... All right. 379 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,640 Let me get the right... Got to have the right song. 380 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,116 Uh, put that on... 381 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,450 And just, playlist. 382 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:43,647 Just like you should 383 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,656 My neck My back 384 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:46,713 Lick my... 385 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,290 (SLOW SONG PLAYlNG) 386 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,850 Here we go. Perfect song. 387 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:51,993 Uh... 388 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,053 Um... 389 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,166 Dude... Start again. 390 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,363 All right. (RASPBERRY) 391 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,396 Whitney. Um... 392 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,469 Uh. God, it's ironic that I'm so bad at this, uh... 393 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:07,901 Proposing stuff. 394 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,607 Because, uh, it's all I've been thinking about 395 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,478 since the day that I met you. 396 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,543 For the past... 397 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:18,019 For the past few years, you've tried really hard to scare me away. 398 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,991 But, uh, thankfully, you're just... You're really... 399 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,457 You're really bad at that. 400 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:26,225 I know that you always say that 401 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,890 you're the one that doesn't believe in marriage. 402 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:30,764 Um... But, you know, the truth is, is that... 403 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,069 Look, I didn't believe in marriage, either, 404 00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,630 until the day that I met you. So... 405 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,871 I'm about to ask you a question now. And if... 406 00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,972 If you say no, I'm just going to keep asking it until you say yes. 407 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,175 So. 408 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,914 Will you marry me? 409 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:51,980 Yes. Yeah? 410 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:53,251 Yes. My God. 411 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,659 Still? 412 00:19:57,396 --> 00:19:58,420 Yes. 413 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,055 Okay. Good. 414 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,992 How about now? Oh, my God! Yes. 415 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,558 It's still on. Oh, my God. 416 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:15,371 How much longer do I have to sit out here? 417 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,506 You said yes, so... Till death. 418 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,208 I can arrange that. 419 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,244 (UPBEAT MUSlC PLAYlNG) 420 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,991 Ladies, please witness the fabulous nature of... 421 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,219 (LAUGHS) 422 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,382 Teen Wolf. 423 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,820 Oh. Ladies? There's no one else here. 424 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,421 But I'm seeing double. 425 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,626 Okay. So, huh? Who's the lucky bachelorette? 426 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:38,795 Is that you? 427 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,600 You're the lucky bachelorette. I thought I was until now. 428 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,766 Well, check it out. We're in the champagne room, baby. 429 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,743 And l... I am a sexy helicopter of love, 430 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,279 and I'm coming in for a landing. 431 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,679 So, get... So, get your landing pad ready. 432 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,343 I've got a landing strip. (LAUGHS) 433 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:56,053 Come here. Who wants it? 434 00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,715 Who wants it? There... 435 00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:58,881 You. No, the answer is you. 436 00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,481 There's no one else in here. Come here.