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♪ I got a feeling that it's
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♪ The sun in the sky
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
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Aah!
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Jeff and Hayley are killing me!
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I don't care if you are Sean
Connery, that's my jet ski.
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You know what time it is?
Shh!
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Dad, Jeff worked a long day,
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and now all he wants to do
is watch Bones and relax.
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Hey, Bones, look at this bone.
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I know.
But did you see this bone?
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Where'd you find that bone?
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Same place you got your bone.
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It was just sitting
here, next to this bone.
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Dr. Brennan, bone call.
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They said it was important.
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Something about a bone?
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Morning, Mr. S.
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You mind keeping that running?
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I'm 'a need to rinse off.
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Can I get the syrup?
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Oh, sure thing, Mr. S.
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Let me just...
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That's it!
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I can't live like this anymore!
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Stan.
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He took all the syrup!
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I asked for the syrup
and he took all the syrup!
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I work hard!
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Why do I have to share
with these (bleep)?!
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Dad, Jeff and I want to move out
just as bad as you want us to.
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But I'm going to school
full-time and Jeff's already
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working double shifts
at the Koo Koo Ranch.
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I'm only making minimum wage.
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Give me a break, the minimum wage is
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plenty for you guys to live on.
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No, it's not.
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I could easily live on that.
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I'd love to see you try.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Are you calling me out, Jeff?
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You calling me out, Jefe?
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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Francine and I are going to live
out of this house for one month
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on $938, just to prove
to you guys how easy it is.
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If we succeed, then you two
mooches have to move out.
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Oh, you are on.
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I don't know, Stan.
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A reverse Brewster's Millions?
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Is this really necessary?
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Absolutely.
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Okay, a reverse BM it is.
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Hey, that came out funny.
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Was that a joke, do you think?
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Childish bitches!
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Losers!
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Pushing a toy across the floor
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is nothing like
driving a real Ferrari.
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Shut up, Klaus!
You don't know.
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You don't know
what you're talking about.
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What do you know?
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I know because I drove
a real Ferrari.
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Testarossa Spider.
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Bright yellow.
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Topless down the Autobahn.
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Ah.
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You two will never know
how that feels.
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People like you don't drive Ferraris.
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You just push little ones
with your hand,
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like playing with yourselves.
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And just like
playing with yourselves,
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it can never compare
to the real thing.
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I'm talking about hot fur, gentlemen.
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Hot fur and Ferraris...
not for you two!
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Speaking of, I got to pack.
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I'm headed to Vegas in an hour.
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You're going to Vegas?
With who?
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Oh, some of my boys.
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My boy Larry owns the night club Tao,
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so, you know, we should
have a pretty good time.
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Here's your $938 in cash.
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Enjoy your month of poverty.
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And enjoy your last month
of sucking money from my veins
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like a leech that attached
itself to my leg in the, uh...
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Big-Big Mooch Swamp, near, um...
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Looking for a town name that
also implies... Freeloadburg!
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Uh-uh, you can't take the SUV.
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You could never afford that
on minimum wage.
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Then, how are we supposed to
get to the apartment we found?
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The same way the maids get around.
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We can't ride on the bus.
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We're white.
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Francine, it's fine.
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But when we come back in 30 days,
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you two freeloaders
better start packing.
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Hey, Rog, I was thinking
about taking a joy ride
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on a Brazilian topless beach.
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That is, if your
imagination's up for it.
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Klaus was right, it's embarrassing
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playing with that toy car.
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We're not doing it anymore!
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I'm sorry, Steve.
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The fish has just got me all twisted.
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Can't believe Klaus has done
something that I haven't.
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So, why don't we just
drive a real Ferrari then?
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If I could afford one,
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do you think I'd be
living in this attic?!
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I'm sorry, Steve.
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I-I'm just... boom!
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I'm sorry, Steve.
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That was building.
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Th-That was physics is all that was.
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I just can't stand that Klaus
has driven a real Ferrari.
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Maybe one of us knows
someone with a Ferrari?
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Are you testing me?!
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Do you want another piece of pie?!
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Hey, "test."
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There it is, of course.
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All we have to do
is test-drive a car.
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Here, put this on.
Why?
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Because, if we're going
to test drive Ferraris,
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we need to look the part.
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Like Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman,
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when he convinces that sales guy
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to let him
and Chris O'Donnell take a car.
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Interesting fact: Chris
O'Donnell, no mental handicap.
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I just love the original details
in these old buildings.
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This place is perfect.
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For $350 a month, we'll take it.
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$350?
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No, this is $1,250.
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Not according to this listing.
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Mm-hmm, okay.
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You all are looking for
1345 South Sycamore.
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This is North Sycamore.
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Neighborhoods always get worse
when you head south.
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How far south is it?
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South.
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Well, here we are.
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I like it.
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Charlotte!
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Charlotte, I know
you in there, bitch!
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Leave me alone!
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It's okay, it'll be okay.
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We have light.
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L-Look at me.
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As long as we have light, we're okay.
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Open, bitch!
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Oh, can't we just let Jeff
and Hayley live at the house?
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And encourage their
freeloading lifestyle?
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No way!
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Look, it's just one month.
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We'll get used to it.
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Oh, back you go!
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It's okay.
It's over, Francine.
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She's dead.
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She's finally dead.
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She's dead now.
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New plan, baby.
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New Pontiac Aztek plan.
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What?
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We can't live there.
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That's how dumb people
live on minimum wage.
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This is how smart people
live on minimum wageg.
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So we're going to live in a car?
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It's not just a car,
it's a tent on wheels.
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But how can we afford this?
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We only have $938
for the whole month.
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I only paid 400 bucks
for this bad boy.
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400? How?
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Well, first I had to find
a Pontiac dealership,
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which wasn't easy.
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Then I told them I
wanted to buy an Aztek.
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Then I paid them $400.
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So, between the car
and the money we wasted
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on that apartment,
we have less than $200 left.
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What are we supposed to eat?
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Potatoes and rice!
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Cheap, and enough to
last us the whole month.
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Whoa, whoa, easy boy.
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W-What do you want?
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You want the potatoes?
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Y-You want us to dance?
Is that what you want?
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He wants us to dance, Francine.
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Dance, Francine!
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Dance to stay alive!
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Is this what you want?!
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Is this how you like it?!
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Afternoon.
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My associate and I are here
to test drive your Ferraris.
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Uh, sorry, sir, but we don't
just let these cars
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out the door so easily.
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What's your quota, Freddy?
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What? My name's Andrew.
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How many Ferraris you sell
this month, though?
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Freddy, the '80s are over.
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Are you trying to tell me
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these things are just
walking out of the store?
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I said my name is Andrew.
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L-Look, people always
want to buy Ferraris.
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Well, if you like it that much,
why don't you sleep with it?
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Why you selling it?
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That's an odd thing to say.
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If this car performs
the way I expect it to,
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you will get a certified check
of 101,000 and change
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when you come in here
tomorrow morning.
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This is a $320,000 car.
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Freddy, for you, 107 all in.
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Plus a case of champagne
to go with your leftover turkey.
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Uh, okay, I feel like
you're quoting something.
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I-I don't feel like I'm
in on the joke, though.
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Don't worry about the boy.
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He drives so smooth you can
boil an egg on the engine.
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When we bring the car back,
I'll peel the egg for you.
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We're not having
a real conversation, are we?
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Y-You're just waiting
for me to finish
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so you can say your next thing.
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Freddy, you're no
spring chicken, are you?
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Come on, man, you
don't have to do this.
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Two thousand.
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And unless you take it,
you're gonna make me cry.
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I'm a gray ghost, too.
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I can't believe that worked!
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This is amazing!
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So, where are we going?
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To find Klaus, so he can
see exactly what's up.
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Find us some kick-ass
driving music, compadre.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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I can't get warm.
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I know what'll warm us up.
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Sex.
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No, Stan.
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Those homeless people
are watching us.
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It's okay.
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Francine, we don't have much,
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but we do have each other.
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I think we should sex each other.
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He's right.
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I don't want to sex, Stan.
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Go away!
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You go away!
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Is this what you want for Hayley?
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Is this how you want her to live?
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You mean young and free,
listening to great music,
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surrounded by a community that's
looking out for each other?
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Hey, guys, you gonna do it or what?
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My boner's freezing out here.
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You sure, Francine?
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It's awfully refreshing.
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I'm depressed.
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I'm gonna go take a nap in the car.
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Wait. Where's the car?
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No!
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No, that's where we live!
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No!
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Stan, it's time to go home.
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And let Jeff and Hayley win?
Never!
264
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,045
Look, Francine,
I know things look bleak,
265
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,197
but if we stick together
and believe in each other,
266
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,589
we can overcome anything.
267
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:25,996
I just need to find
a place to take a (bleep).
268
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,712
I got back to the room
at, like, 6:00.
269
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,347
The sun was definitely up.
270
00:12:36,472 --> 00:12:39,450
I seriously can't go to strip
clubs when I drink, you guys.
271
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:52,314
Come... on...
272
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,902
You... gotta...
273
00:12:57,068 --> 00:13:02,073
be... kidding...
274
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,467
me...!
275
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,380
I don't want to do this, Stan.
276
00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:10,615
You're hungry, right?
277
00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,784
Just trust me, this will work.
278
00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:14,819
Ooh! What are these?!
279
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:16,804
They're Jonah's Pizza Nosh.
280
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,107
Made with three cheeses.
Great for a snack.
281
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,975
Mmm! Lisa, try one.
282
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,711
This might be the taste
you've been looking for.
283
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,647
And is this one a different flavor?
284
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:27,181
No, they're all the same.
285
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:31,076
Lisa, try the other flavor and
tell me which one we should buy.
286
00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,223
Good, right?
287
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,425
Now, I'm a successful
businessman on the go,
288
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,278
who sometimes has to shovel food
in my mouth like a bear.
289
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,170
Will these accommodate
my fast-paced lifestyle?
290
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,290
They do!
291
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,320
Francine, wait!
292
00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:50,505
I'm going home, Stan.
293
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,341
Face it, we've lost!
294
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,710
We've got no food, we've
got nowhere to sleep!
295
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,945
That's not true.
We could sleep under a car.
296
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,113
They're everywhere,
297
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,174
and you can't get
fully raped under a car.
298
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,967
Hayley was right.
299
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,069
Minimum wage isn't enough to live on.
300
00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:07,514
I'm done!
301
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,683
Yeah, go on and quit, you quitter!
302
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,092
No, Francine, I'm sorry!
303
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,093
Don't go!
304
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,311
You!
305
00:14:13,477 --> 00:14:15,313
That's the guy, Jonah.
306
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,032
So I hear you like
to sample things excessively
307
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,467
and then not buy.
308
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,736
Is that what you like to do?
309
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,040
Those pizza bagels are my life.
310
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:29,786
I make those tiny bagels by hand.
311
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,197
That's right, Jonah, mush that face.
312
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:35,233
I love you, baby.
313
00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:36,775
You are my queen, Rebecca.
314
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,830
We can't do this anymore.
315
00:14:41,955 --> 00:14:43,565
I have to think about the election.
316
00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:46,136
You can't just use me up
and then leave me!
317
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,752
I'll call your wife!
318
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,456
You stay away from my family!
319
00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:52,976
I'll kill you!
320
00:14:54,084 --> 00:14:56,928
No! Come back!
321
00:15:00,623 --> 00:15:01,819
Good morning!
322
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,462
Are you the Hamburglar?
323
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,903
I'm the Hamburrobber!
324
00:15:22,028 --> 00:15:23,438
I did this to you!
325
00:15:23,563 --> 00:15:25,300
Tell your friends!
326
00:15:44,016 --> 00:15:46,511
Hello. I'm here about the job.
327
00:15:46,636 --> 00:15:48,013
Oh, I'm sorry.
328
00:15:48,138 --> 00:15:49,714
You're thinking that's
blood.
329
00:15:49,839 --> 00:15:51,716
It's just ketchup from
the Dumpster burger.
330
00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:53,118
Okay, time to go.
331
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,519
W-Wait, please!
332
00:15:54,644 --> 00:15:56,321
I just need enough money
to get through the month
333
00:15:56,446 --> 00:15:57,656
so my daughter'll move out!
334
00:15:57,781 --> 00:15:59,960
You don't understand!
Please!
335
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,077
Then I'm taking your shoes!
336
00:16:05,271 --> 00:16:07,582
Wait! You can have the shoes!
337
00:16:07,707 --> 00:16:10,218
Just leave the orthotics!
338
00:16:10,343 --> 00:16:15,348
They were specifically designed
by Dr. Ross for my feet only!
339
00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:17,676
I pronate!
340
00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:20,536
They help reduce the stress
to my ankles!
341
00:16:23,173 --> 00:16:24,234
Yah, God!
342
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,137
Shoes.
343
00:16:29,262 --> 00:16:30,805
Burgundy dress shoes.
344
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:32,374
New shoes, man?
345
00:16:32,499 --> 00:16:34,943
Nice stitching...
346
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,344
wooden sole...
347
00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:38,179
Where were these made?
348
00:16:38,304 --> 00:16:39,314
I don't know.
349
00:16:39,439 --> 00:16:40,732
Just, get out of here, man!
350
00:16:40,857 --> 00:16:41,783
Shoes.
351
00:16:41,908 --> 00:16:42,734
Got shoes here.
352
00:16:42,859 --> 00:16:44,302
Where'd you get those?
353
00:16:44,427 --> 00:16:46,087
Don't worry about it.
They're my shoes, okay?
354
00:16:46,212 --> 00:16:47,966
They look too small for you.
355
00:16:48,281 --> 00:16:49,758
Just ten bucks, man.
They'll fit you.
356
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,559
They'll fit you nice.
Wear 'em to a party.
357
00:16:51,684 --> 00:16:53,795
Wear 'em with chinos
and no socks; it's a solid look.
358
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,057
What's it matter
where they came from?
359
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:57,332
It matters because I'm a cop.
360
00:16:57,457 --> 00:16:58,477
Shoe Police!
361
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:04,398
♪ Shoe Police, stomping out crime! ♪
362
00:17:13,272 --> 00:17:14,983
Oh, my God!
Keep going!
363
00:17:15,108 --> 00:17:16,701
I think we hit a homeless guy!
364
00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:17,913
We killed him.
Keep going!
365
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:31,900
Help, please.
366
00:17:32,025 --> 00:17:33,568
I've been hit.
Leg is busted.
367
00:17:33,693 --> 00:17:35,070
Bleeding out.
368
00:17:35,195 --> 00:17:37,605
Excuse me, Rude-y Huxtable.
369
00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:39,207
This is a free clinic.
370
00:17:39,332 --> 00:17:41,561
If you can't afford
insurance, you got to wait.
371
00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:48,800
How long have you been waiting?
372
00:17:48,925 --> 00:17:50,635
Six, seven hour.
373
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,870
What are you here for?
374
00:17:51,995 --> 00:17:53,738
My elbow feel funny.
375
00:17:53,863 --> 00:17:56,524
My elbow feel strange.
376
00:17:56,649 --> 00:17:59,227
I-I am, I am just,
I am very near death.
377
00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:00,328
Can I go before you?
378
00:18:00,453 --> 00:18:03,515
No. My elbow feel funny.
379
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,669
Ah!
380
00:18:22,508 --> 00:18:25,043
Sign your cast?
381
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,090
Billy's the name.
382
00:18:29,215 --> 00:18:30,792
You want some Jenkem?
383
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:32,794
It'll make you all better.
384
00:18:32,919 --> 00:18:35,096
Sure, it's a natural remedy!
385
00:18:35,221 --> 00:18:36,264
Huff on this!
386
00:18:36,389 --> 00:18:37,367
What's in it?
387
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,117
My body waste, silly.
388
00:18:39,242 --> 00:18:42,220
Huff on it, now.
389
00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:44,906
Whoa, hey, hey,
don't huff it all now.
390
00:18:45,031 --> 00:18:46,465
We's sharing.
391
00:18:48,818 --> 00:18:51,563
I'm thinking about pulling a job.
392
00:18:51,688 --> 00:18:54,833
A rob job.
393
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:57,602
Yeah...!
394
00:18:57,727 --> 00:18:59,170
We do this job.
395
00:18:59,295 --> 00:19:01,506
One last jobber.
396
00:19:01,631 --> 00:19:04,742
And then we're out
of the game for good.
397
00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,711
I means it.
398
00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:08,780
One... final...
399
00:19:08,905 --> 00:19:10,915
jobber.
400
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,862
I know just the place.
401
00:19:19,949 --> 00:19:21,893
A fake rock!
402
00:19:22,018 --> 00:19:27,023
This world never ceases
to amaze and inspire me!
403
00:19:27,907 --> 00:19:29,044
Shh.
404
00:19:34,113 --> 00:19:36,257
Grab that lamp.
It's a real Schtibly.
405
00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:38,026
A Schtoobly?
406
00:19:38,151 --> 00:19:39,594
No, a Schtibly.
407
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,596
A Schtibly!
408
00:19:41,721 --> 00:19:44,199
Wow-wow!
409
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,772
Intruders!
410
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,232
Shh.
411
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,076
Die! Die! Die!
412
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,998
Dad?!
413
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:01,743
Stan, what are you doing?!
414
00:20:05,695 --> 00:20:07,205
I'm-I'm robbing us.
415
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,806
I-I don't know!
416
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:11,192
It's just, I just, it's too hard!
417
00:20:11,317 --> 00:20:12,293
You guys were right.
418
00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:13,995
You can't live on minimum wage.
419
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,531
I did things out there!
420
00:20:16,656 --> 00:20:18,533
I did things
with my hands and my mouth
421
00:20:18,658 --> 00:20:21,736
that I'm not proud of just to get by!
422
00:20:21,861 --> 00:20:23,438
It-It's what you do!
423
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:26,207
It's what you got to do!
424
00:20:26,332 --> 00:20:29,010
Dad, it's been less than two days.
425
00:20:29,135 --> 00:20:31,813
So, I guess this means we can stay?
426
00:20:31,938 --> 00:20:34,048
You can stay here
as long as you need.
427
00:20:34,173 --> 00:20:39,203
I'm just so happy that you kids
are here, safe with us.
428
00:20:39,328 --> 00:20:41,823
This, this huff has just got me
so emotional.
429
00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:42,924
I love you all so...
430
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,996
Who is this guy?!
431
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,600
What's he doing?
432
00:20:52,725 --> 00:20:53,801
He's dying.
433
00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:54,802
No, he's drawing something.
434
00:20:54,927 --> 00:20:56,214
Hey, he's playing Pictionary!
435
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,306
Ooh, I love Pictionary!
436
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,558
Is it, uh, is it an angel?
437
00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:01,442
No, tree.
Tree, tree!
438
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:02,694
It's a tree!
439
00:21:02,819 --> 00:21:04,612
Pyramid? Uh, the Great Pyramid!
440
00:21:04,737 --> 00:21:05,880
Pyramid of Giza!
441
00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:14,900
This season, an all new hit drama...
Shoe Police.
442
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,019
Hey, look at this: no tongue.
443
00:21:17,144 --> 00:21:19,279
Looks like someone
didn't want this shoe to talk.
444
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,866
Elisabeth Shue is Detective Lacy Sole.
445
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,260
Tell me the truth, Doc.
446
00:21:24,385 --> 00:21:25,702
Is he going to make it?
447
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,199
No, I don't think so.
448
00:21:28,324 --> 00:21:29,713
Don't miss the show,
449
00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:32,950
the Santa Fe New Indian Journal
has proclaimed "confusing."
450
00:21:33,075 --> 00:21:35,879
"A new low for FOX."
and "Embarrassing."
451
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,381
Shoe Police, watch it!
452
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,133
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