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Previously on...
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At Mike's funeral,
Susan and M.J. said good-bye.
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Gaby gave her blessing.
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You should quit your job.
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If being a counselor
is gonna make you happy,
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then that's what you should do.
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Lynette spoke her mind
about Tom's girlfriend...
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I actually don't think
it's gonna last that much longer.
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And the police gathered more evidence.
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Someone is accusing you
of killing Mr. Sanchez.
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That's just silly.
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I wanna make sure we get enough
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to put this bitch away for good.
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Renee Perry had waited
many months for a proposal,
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and for many months,
she had been disappointed.
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There had been cozy evening by the fire...
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that didn't go the way she had hoped.
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A romantic moment in Wisteria park...
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that wasn't so romantic after all.
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And a beautiful picnic by a lake...
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that turned out to be
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nothing more than a picnic.
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So when disappointment struck again...
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Renee decided to speak up.
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Dessert?
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That's the big finale to a 6-course meal?
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Dessert?
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Were you expecting, like, a cheese course?
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No!
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I was expecting a ring.
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You have red roses, champagne.
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You are sending me every
signal in the world
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that I'm about to get a big proposal
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and instead, I get a cookie.
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Well, it's a chocolate souffle.
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Whatever. I am not a young woman.
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I don't know how many more
fake outs my heart can take.
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Okay, fine. I-I was gonna propose tonight.
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I just did such a horrible
job the first time,
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I-I... I wanted this to be exceptional.
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They call it "Popping the question,"
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Can I at least, uh,
read you the speech that I wrote?
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Oh, lord. Just give me the last paragraph.
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Okay.
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"For all these reasons and more,"
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"it is with great honor,
that I ask you if you"...
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Uh, we're ignoring that. Keep going.
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"i-if you would consider making me"
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"the happiest man in the"...
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Go away!
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It's the police.
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We're looking for Mr. Ben Faulkner.
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I'm Ben Faulkner. How can I help you?
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You own the condominium project
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under construction at Chapman woods?
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I used to. Bank owns it now.
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You mind coming down
to the station with us?
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I want to ask you about
a body we found on the site.
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Is... he under arrest?
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No, ma'am. We just want to ask
you boyfriend a few questions.
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Wait!
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He's not my boyfriend. He's my fiance.
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Yes, Renee Perry had waited
a long time for a proposal...
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Okay. Now you can take him.
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And she wasn't about to let
it slip through her fingers.
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Bree Van de Kamp started every morning
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by catching up on the latest news,
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but sometimes the news came
from an unexpected source.
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Hey, Bree. Look what happened to my hand.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Are you...
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We're getting married.
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Oh, how wonderful!
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- Yeah, we're pretty happy.
- "Pretty happy"?
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Oh, we're ecstatic. Knickers to the wind.
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Over the moon.
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Congratulations. When did this happen?
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Last night. Oh, and get this...
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In the middle of his big,
romantic proposal,
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the cops come by to ask
about some dead body
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they found at the construction site.
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So tell me more.
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Well, I definitely want a big wedding.
Bridesmaids, the works.
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I was talking about the body.
What did the police say?
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Uh, not much. You know, I told them
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that I didn't know anything about it,
and they believed me.
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Good.
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Although I have to say,
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I'm surprised you didn't tell me sooner.
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- You know...
- Oh, we're sorry. Uh, it was late,
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And I wanted to tell my sister first.
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Again, talking about the body.
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Why would we tell you that?
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And why are we talking
about this and not me?
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Quite right. I-I just would
hate to see this tragic news
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interfere with your happy day.
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And I don't think it will,
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but I really don't think
you should worry about it.
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Uh, the police don't seem like
they're gonna pose a problem.
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That was judge Kemp.
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He just signed off on that warrant.
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For Bree Van de Kamp?
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That was fast.
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I might've called in some favors.
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The sooner I can prove she's guilty,
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the sooner I can watch her pay for it.
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We got another one. Um, Mitzi Kinsky.
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"Mike was a ray of sunshine on our street."
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"He will be missed dearly."
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Isn't that lovely?
Everybody's been so generous.
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Yeah. Ten jars of homemade jam.
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I don't know if she was being generous
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or just cleaning out her basement.
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Well, either way,
it's a gesture of love and support.
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Makes me feel better.
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There is my baby boy.
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Morning, bub.
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Eggs on a raft,
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just the way you like 'em.
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These smell gross.
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Okay, um, not a problem.
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Is there something else you'd like me to...
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M.J.
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It's okay, honey.
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Um, what do you want?
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Strawberry ice cream.
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Uh, buddy, I don't think
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that's the healthiest way
to start your day.
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I don't care what you think.
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Well...
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Maybe just this once.
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I'll get you a bowl.
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Or, uh, no bowl is good.
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I'm gonna eat this in front of the TV.
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Can you bring me some sprinkles?
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Of course, honey.
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Uh, mom.
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What? It's just ice cream, okay?
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He lost his dad.
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Okay.
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Mom, where's my sprinkles?
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Coming!
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What's... going on here?
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I thought I'd kick off
your big resignation day
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with a power breakfast.
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Plus the expiration on
this sausage was yesterday.
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I gotta say,
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now that the day is finally here,
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I'm starting to get a little freaked out.
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Don't you worry.
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I've made a decision.
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I'm getting a job.
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What? You don't have to do that.
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No, I want to. It's time I help out.
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I owe it to you.
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So I wrote up a resume,
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I booked a meeting
at an employment agency,
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and I even bought myself
a girlie briefcase.
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But I thought we were just gonna cut back,
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live a smaller life?
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Yeah, I thought about that.
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Then I decided I want
a slightly bigger life,
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So I figure if I work,
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the girls can stay in private school,
we can keep both cars,
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and maybe even take
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one of those ski trips
we talked about canceling.
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Gaby, I love that you're trying to help,
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but an entry-level salary is not
gonna cover the cost of skis,
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let alone five nights at the Ritz.
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Well, maybe not now,
but if I work my way up the ladder,
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in a few years, I'll be
pulling in the big bucks,
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just like you do.
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Or did.
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What kind of ladder are
we talking about here?
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What is it that you're gonna do?
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I don't know yet. That's where
the employment lady comes in.
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She's gonna help me figure out
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How to best utilize my "Skill set."
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Yeah, I read that one
in your business magazines.
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I'm proud of you stepping up like this.
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I hope you find a job
that has health care,
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'cause my benefits end today.
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What?
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No risky meat without benefits.
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Yeah, Doug and I eloped,
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so this time, I want an
over-the-top wedding...
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horse-drawn carriages, fireworks,
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poodles dyed purple.
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Uh, is this weird,
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me going on about how happy I am
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while you're all sad and single?
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Actually, I'm hoping
I won't be single for long.
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I've decided to try to get Tom back.
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So we're done talking about me?
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Yeah. Kinda.
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Great.
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So what are you thinking?
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I figure I'll just come clean,
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tell him I screwed up,
and beg him to come back.
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It's amazing you landed
a man in the first place.
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Well, what do you think I should do?
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Oh. Throw yourself at him.
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Next time he stops by,
let a boob fall out of your blouse
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or maybe bend over in
those tight-ass jeans.
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That's not gonna work.
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You're right. Sorry.
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What do I know about getting a man?
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Oh, wait.
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A lot.
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Come on. Help.
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It's not gonna be easy splitting them up.
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They just moved in together
and they seem so happy.
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Of course they're happy.
They're in that honeymoon phase.
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They're still taking trips,
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laughing at each other's jokes,
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pretending they're interested in museums.
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We had a honeymoon phase, too.
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Maybe I need to remind him of that.
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Well, remind him naked.
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The only tricky part is
gonna be getting him alone.
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Jane watches him like a hawk,
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a tall, bitchy hawk.
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Well, whatever you do, do it soon.
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I'm not gonna waste
a plus one at my wedding
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unless I know it's serious.
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Hey. Mom?
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Andrew!
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It's wonderful to see you. How are you?
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I'm good. I'm good. I'm really good.
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Really? Because your sister
told me you lost your job.
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I've been so worried.
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Didn't you get any of the messages I left?
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I've just been really busy.
Uh, but everything's fine.
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In fact, I met someone.
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You did? That's wonderful.
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I know how hard
your breakup from Alex was.
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I'm so happy that you're moving on.
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Yeah, well, you know,
it's only been a few months,
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but, uh, it's pretty serious.
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How serious?
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Serious enough that
we were driving through town,
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and I thought the two of you should meet.
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He's here?
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Uh, yeah, well, I...
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I want you to keep an open mind.
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Who's this?
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This is Mary Beth,
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my fiancee.
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I'm so glad to finally meet you.
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I've been telling this guy
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I can't marry him until I meet his mom.
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So you're really engaged
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to... each other?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, and remember,
you're happy I've moved on, right?
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I just have so many questions.
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I know what you must be thinking.
It's too soon.
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No, that's not what I'm thinking.
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Mom.
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I'm sorry. It's just that
you're very different
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than all of the other...
dates Andrew's brought home.
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Well, you know, people change.
265
00:11:27,941 --> 00:11:29,307
So how did you two meet anyway?
266
00:11:29,308 --> 00:11:30,734
Oh, it's a real cute story.
267
00:11:30,735 --> 00:11:32,184
I was at the community center
268
00:11:32,185 --> 00:11:34,400
for my overeaters anonymous meeting,
269
00:11:34,401 --> 00:11:37,588
but I went into
the A.A. meeting by mistake.
270
00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:38,374
And by "Mistake,"
271
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:41,332
I mean I remembered how
drunks love their doughnuts.
272
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,202
So as I was reaching for
a buttermilk glazed,
273
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,194
there was Andrew.
274
00:11:45,195 --> 00:11:46,673
You were in overeaters anonymous?
275
00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:49,727
Yeah, I actually lost 220 pounds
276
00:11:49,728 --> 00:11:54,847
and then gained 160 pounds
of grade "A" beefcake!
277
00:11:55,546 --> 00:11:57,755
- Isn't she adorable?
- Uh-huh.
278
00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:00,137
Andrew, would you help me in the kitchen?
279
00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:01,778
I'd like to get some tea biscuits,
280
00:12:01,779 --> 00:12:03,307
and they're on a very high shelf.
281
00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:05,193
Ooh, tea biscuits.
282
00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:07,968
46 calories.
283
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,792
Andrew, I do not understand.
284
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:16,121
What is going on here?
285
00:12:16,122 --> 00:12:18,513
Look, I-I know it's not
who you were expecting,
286
00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:21,724
but remember how you always said
that being gay was just a phase,
287
00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:23,258
that I-I just needed
to meet the right girl?
288
00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:25,474
Well, you were right.
289
00:12:25,524 --> 00:12:27,327
Just be happy for me.
290
00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:39,089
Come on. Back to bed.
291
00:12:39,504 --> 00:12:41,551
M.J., it is 2:00 in the morning.
292
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,656
You should be in bed.
293
00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:44,350
You can't tell me what to do.
294
00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:47,274
What did you just say to me?
295
00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:51,980
Hey. Turn that back on!
296
00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:53,178
Mnh-mnh.
297
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:55,020
Guys?
298
00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:56,412
What's going on in here?
299
00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:58,692
I am trying to get M.J. back to bed.
300
00:12:58,693 --> 00:12:59,497
I can't sleep.
301
00:12:59,498 --> 00:13:01,324
Yeah, well, blowing up
aliens isn't gonna help.
302
00:13:01,325 --> 00:13:02,275
Come on.
303
00:13:02,276 --> 00:13:04,163
No, I wanna play my game.
304
00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:05,581
Turn it back on now!
305
00:13:05,582 --> 00:13:07,885
Shh. Shh. Don't get upset.
306
00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:09,637
You can finish your game.
307
00:13:11,766 --> 00:13:12,813
What?
308
00:13:14,568 --> 00:13:15,835
Just for a little while,
309
00:13:16,234 --> 00:13:18,064
then you have to go back to bed, okay?
310
00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:21,533
Mom, can I talk to you for a second?
311
00:13:27,326 --> 00:13:28,859
I think you're making a mistake.
312
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,016
It's not that big a deal.
313
00:13:31,017 --> 00:13:32,185
Yes, it is.
314
00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:36,511
Look, I know what
he's going through is awful,
315
00:13:36,835 --> 00:13:38,242
but this isn't helping.
316
00:13:38,969 --> 00:13:40,709
He's totally taking advantage of you.
317
00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,449
He's not taking advantage.
318
00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:45,895
He's traumatized,
319
00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:48,552
and it's killing me to see
what he's going through,
320
00:13:48,553 --> 00:13:51,055
so if I can give him a little joy
321
00:13:51,056 --> 00:13:53,359
by letting him play video games,
322
00:13:53,813 --> 00:13:55,296
that's what I'm gonna do.
323
00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:03,290
So I'm looking to make
in the 6-figure range,
324
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,016
plus benefits, of course.
325
00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:09,019
And I have two young girls,
so flexible hours would be good.
326
00:14:09,151 --> 00:14:11,377
And we always take this big vacation,
327
00:14:11,378 --> 00:14:13,785
so I'll need two weeks off. Maybe three.
328
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,661
You know what? Just give me all of august.
329
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,532
So what do you got for me?
330
00:14:20,937 --> 00:14:22,230
A reality check.
331
00:14:23,072 --> 00:14:24,142
Excuse me?
332
00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:27,216
Mrs. Solis, you're gonna have
to adjust your expectations.
333
00:14:27,217 --> 00:14:28,295
Up?
334
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,551
No. Have you not been
reading the newspapers?
335
00:14:31,552 --> 00:14:33,254
The job market right now is brutal.
336
00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:35,752
I have people with PhDs
that I can't find jobs for,
337
00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:40,303
and frankly, your job
experience is very limited.
338
00:14:40,304 --> 00:14:42,487
Modeling, modeling, modeling.
339
00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:44,571
Okay. Okay. Okay.
340
00:14:44,703 --> 00:14:45,780
Print,
341
00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:46,980
runway,
342
00:14:47,104 --> 00:14:48,250
boat show.
343
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,608
Who's the job expert here?
344
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,567
Plus, there's a 15-year gap here.
345
00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:56,079
Yeah, to be a doting wife
and a loving mother of two.
346
00:14:56,132 --> 00:14:57,843
You have experience with children.
347
00:14:58,159 --> 00:15:01,215
I have a job at a day care center.
348
00:15:01,686 --> 00:15:03,257
And deal with other people's kids?
349
00:15:03,391 --> 00:15:04,981
I don't even like my own.
350
00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:07,369
Look, you didn't go to college,
351
00:15:07,369 --> 00:15:08,928
you didn't even graduate high school,
352
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:10,838
and your only references are
353
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,178
photographers and aging rock stars.
354
00:15:13,295 --> 00:15:16,455
In today's market,
you're basically unemployable.
355
00:15:17,060 --> 00:15:19,109
And you actually get paid for this?
356
00:15:20,074 --> 00:15:21,643
So now what am I supposed to do?
357
00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:24,767
Well, you could start planning
that august vacation.
358
00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:34,344
Gabrielle Solis was depressed,
359
00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:36,338
and when she was depressed,
360
00:15:36,449 --> 00:15:40,328
nothing lifted her spirits
like a good workout...
361
00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:42,579
of her credit card.
362
00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:43,752
May I help you?
363
00:15:43,805 --> 00:15:47,300
Yeah, uh, I just wanna get that
little red scarf I saw in the window.
364
00:15:47,356 --> 00:15:48,619
Then I'll be on my way.
365
00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:49,294
All right.
366
00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:52,353
Although that...
367
00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:54,608
black sheath dress would
go perfect with it.
368
00:15:54,695 --> 00:15:55,733
Mm.
369
00:15:56,995 --> 00:15:58,682
Look at those over-the-knee boots!
370
00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:01,194
Okay. Who am I kidding?
371
00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:03,402
Get me a double cappuccino
and a muscular stock boy.
372
00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:05,687
Mama needs a new pair of everything.
373
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,306
I said taupe. This is clearly beige.
374
00:16:15,406 --> 00:16:16,194
We don't have it in taupe.
375
00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:19,232
Second floor, third mannequin
from the left. Look alive.
376
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,227
I'll try these in plum,
377
00:16:22,303 --> 00:16:24,097
these in leopard,
378
00:16:24,239 --> 00:16:26,174
these... oh, forget it.
379
00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:28,437
No lady wants to see
anything under 4 inches.
380
00:16:32,064 --> 00:16:33,929
You go with you. You go with you.
381
00:16:35,258 --> 00:16:36,278
You go away.
382
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:43,443
No one's been able to
make that romper work.
383
00:16:43,514 --> 00:16:44,382
Should we help her?
384
00:16:44,428 --> 00:16:47,791
Stay back. She knows what she's doing.
385
00:16:49,202 --> 00:16:52,408
Navy blazer, silver hoop earrings,
platform wedge.
386
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,789
And a red patent leather clutch.
387
00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:01,990
Genius! Genius.
388
00:17:08,849 --> 00:17:12,452
Everything looks and smells so amazing,
Mrs. Van de Kamp.
389
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:14,289
Do you mind if I take a picture?
390
00:17:14,416 --> 00:17:15,202
Of the food?
391
00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:17,145
That way I eat just a little bit now,
392
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:18,563
and then later, when I'm hungry,
393
00:17:18,609 --> 00:17:21,374
I can look at the picture
and get full on the memory.
394
00:17:22,118 --> 00:17:23,448
Don't you just wanna eat her up?
395
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,625
Not before I take a picture of her.
396
00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:27,529
You know, Mary Beth,
397
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,225
I just realized I don't
know a thing about you.
398
00:17:30,304 --> 00:17:31,353
What do you do?
399
00:17:31,469 --> 00:17:32,598
Well, actually, nothing.
400
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:34,633
My parents have been pretty generous.
401
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,451
Oh, really? What, uh,
sort of work are they in?
402
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,581
None of your business, mom.
403
00:17:37,676 --> 00:17:38,972
No, no. It's okay.
404
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,267
They invented Mary Beth's frozen custard.
405
00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:45,268
Mary Beth? You're that Mary Beth?
406
00:17:45,377 --> 00:17:47,946
Recognize me? The kid on the carton?
407
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,553
It's in every supermarket in the country.
408
00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:56,011
It must be a multibillion dollar...
409
00:17:56,113 --> 00:17:59,009
Oh.
410
00:18:00,649 --> 00:18:02,643
Would you help me in the kitchen, Andrew?
411
00:18:02,744 --> 00:18:04,173
Now.
412
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,185
Andrew, I knew you were
having financial troubles,
413
00:18:09,246 --> 00:18:11,099
but I never thought you'd stoop to this.
414
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:13,011
- What?
- She's an heiress.
415
00:18:13,082 --> 00:18:15,131
You're obviously marrying her
for her money.
416
00:18:15,206 --> 00:18:17,625
I'm marrying her because
I'm crazy about her.
417
00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,678
We love the same movies.
She makes me laugh.
418
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:22,405
She gets me. She's really an amazing girl.
419
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,086
I think I found your good side!
420
00:18:25,282 --> 00:18:26,689
Smile, gnocchi.
421
00:18:26,745 --> 00:18:28,262
She's disturbed.
422
00:18:28,304 --> 00:18:30,887
Okay. All right. She's a little eccentric,
423
00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:33,355
but you know what? I love her.
424
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,318
Andrew Van de Kamp,
you love italian shoes.
425
00:18:36,441 --> 00:18:38,600
You love mid-century modern furniture.
426
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:41,473
And according to
your internet history, you love...
427
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,465
army doctors giving elaborate
physicals to young recruits.
428
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:47,279
But you do not love girls.
429
00:18:47,351 --> 00:18:48,811
Why can't you accept that I've changed?
430
00:18:48,842 --> 00:18:50,879
Because homosexuality is not a choice.
431
00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:52,339
You were born this way.
432
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,807
I'm the one who told you that.
433
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:55,031
And it took me a long time,
434
00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:58,201
but I was finally able to
wrap my head around it.
435
00:18:58,352 --> 00:19:02,350
Honey, you're here, you're queer,
and I'm used to it.
436
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,670
You know what, mom?
I'm not here anymore, all right?
437
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:08,214
Mary Beth, let's go.
438
00:19:09,086 --> 00:19:09,804
Hey.
439
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,269
How was your dad's?
440
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,298
Fine.
441
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,400
Aw!
442
00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:15,022
She was in a bit of a mood,
443
00:19:15,068 --> 00:19:18,005
but I still love you unconditionally.
444
00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:19,500
Let me guess... did it have something to do
445
00:19:19,589 --> 00:19:23,056
with a certain Taylor Swift
concert this Thursday night?
446
00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:24,321
I'm just saying,
447
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:25,875
all my friends' moms are taking them.
448
00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:28,798
And all your friends' moms are
gonna be deaf for two weeks,
449
00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:30,769
like I was the last time
I went to a concert.
450
00:19:30,849 --> 00:19:31,754
I'm not doing it.
451
00:19:31,859 --> 00:19:32,642
It's not fair.
452
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:35,402
I am gonna go give Paige a bath.
453
00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:37,164
Thank you for bringing her home.
454
00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:40,146
I'm gonna go grab your suitcase.
455
00:19:41,218 --> 00:19:43,578
Mom! Please!
456
00:19:43,624 --> 00:19:46,901
It'd make you the bestest
mom in the whole wide world!
457
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,990
Nope. The matter is closed.
458
00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:50,156
This sucks.
459
00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:53,131
Hey.
460
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:56,439
You know who else likes Taylor Swift?
461
00:19:56,556 --> 00:19:57,554
Me.
462
00:19:58,081 --> 00:20:00,548
I mean, if your parents are okay
with it, I'll take you.
463
00:20:00,905 --> 00:20:02,345
Oh, my god!
464
00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:03,775
Oh!
465
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:07,172
You're the best! I'll check
with my mom and call you?
466
00:20:07,328 --> 00:20:07,864
Can't wait.
467
00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:09,426
Okay!
468
00:20:13,397 --> 00:20:15,211
So?
469
00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:17,442
Totally worked.
470
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,589
You'll have dad all to yourself
Thursday night.
471
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:23,243
You are the bestest girl
in the whole wide world.
472
00:20:37,004 --> 00:20:38,516
Gaby!
473
00:20:48,358 --> 00:20:49,700
Hi, babe.
474
00:20:50,075 --> 00:20:51,419
What is that?
475
00:20:51,496 --> 00:20:52,913
This?
476
00:20:53,069 --> 00:20:54,685
It's a boot.
477
00:20:54,771 --> 00:20:55,444
I bought a boot.
478
00:20:55,532 --> 00:20:58,082
You bought... one boot?
479
00:20:58,147 --> 00:21:00,025
Yep. 'Cause I'm frugal.
480
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,271
One day I'll buy the other one.
481
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,877
That's all you bought?
482
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,521
Because I got a call from the bank.
483
00:21:05,609 --> 00:21:09,897
Seems somebody was going crazy
with your credit card.
484
00:21:09,992 --> 00:21:12,264
Huh. Maybe it was stolen.
485
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,469
Yeah.
486
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:17,848
By a size 0 with
incredibly expensive taste.
487
00:21:17,992 --> 00:21:19,480
What is this shopping bag
doing under the bed?
488
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:22,077
I bought a gift for a woman
489
00:21:22,479 --> 00:21:25,516
whose husband is in Iraq,
fighting for our freedom.
490
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:28,790
Gaby! You're taking it all back.
491
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,722
I can't.
492
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,300
Not if I've worn it.
493
00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:36,813
Can't take it back.
Can't take it back now.
494
00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:37,782
See? It's all...
495
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,556
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop!
496
00:21:40,102 --> 00:21:42,954
Our lives have changed.
We can't afford this anymore.
497
00:21:43,034 --> 00:21:47,623
Not unless you got some big
job you haven't told me about.
498
00:21:50,873 --> 00:21:52,269
What's wrong?
499
00:21:53,153 --> 00:21:54,627
I met with that job lady.
500
00:21:54,702 --> 00:21:57,576
But she basically said
I'm not qualified to do anything.
501
00:21:57,641 --> 00:22:00,145
I didn't finish school.
I've never had a real job.
502
00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:03,024
The only thing I've ever gotten
paid for is being pretty.
503
00:22:03,118 --> 00:22:03,950
I just feel like my life
504
00:22:03,981 --> 00:22:06,153
has been one bad decision after another.
505
00:22:07,021 --> 00:22:10,982
Uh... what about the girls?
506
00:22:11,425 --> 00:22:13,325
What about marrying me?
507
00:22:13,490 --> 00:22:15,992
That's the part that hurts the most.
508
00:22:16,097 --> 00:22:17,478
You guys are the only good thing
I've ever done,
509
00:22:17,563 --> 00:22:19,492
and I feel like I'm letting you down.
510
00:22:21,027 --> 00:22:23,670
Gaby...
511
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,840
you are smart.
512
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,355
You'll figure something out,
513
00:22:28,495 --> 00:22:30,148
something great.
514
00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:31,590
But in the meantime,
515
00:22:34,157 --> 00:22:35,730
all these clothes
516
00:22:35,815 --> 00:22:37,657
have to go back.
517
00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:39,492
I know.
518
00:22:39,699 --> 00:22:42,544
Could you just give us a moment alone?
519
00:22:48,015 --> 00:22:49,715
Hello?
520
00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:52,775
Yes, this is his mother.
521
00:22:53,356 --> 00:22:54,936
He did what?
522
00:22:55,043 --> 00:22:56,869
He threw a stapler at you?
523
00:22:56,946 --> 00:22:58,955
Yes, right at my head.
524
00:22:59,429 --> 00:23:01,095
Are you sure it wasn't an accident?
525
00:23:01,186 --> 00:23:03,833
He couldn't have been aiming at your head.
526
00:23:03,929 --> 00:23:04,993
What he said was...
527
00:23:05,064 --> 00:23:07,928
and I wrote this down
because I wanted to be exact...
528
00:23:08,004 --> 00:23:08,820
"Leave me alone,"
529
00:23:08,868 --> 00:23:12,322
"or I'm going to throw
this stapler at your head."
530
00:23:12,428 --> 00:23:14,016
I-I'm so sorry.
531
00:23:14,089 --> 00:23:16,567
You do know that M.J.
just lost his father, right?
532
00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:19,359
I do. My heart goes out to both of you.
533
00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:21,992
But there is no place for
violence in my classroom,
534
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,938
no matter what
the circumstances are at home.
535
00:23:25,058 --> 00:23:26,418
"Circumstances"?
536
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,078
Um...
537
00:23:28,153 --> 00:23:32,112
I mean, it's not like
he just lost his favorite toy
538
00:23:32,151 --> 00:23:33,982
or a pet turtle.
539
00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,098
He... lost his dad.
540
00:23:36,177 --> 00:23:39,010
Yes, but if M.J. had thrown
that stapler a little harder,
541
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,044
my grandkids might have lost
their grandmother.
542
00:23:42,857 --> 00:23:44,895
Well, I'm sure that he is sorry.
543
00:23:44,976 --> 00:23:47,773
He isn't. In fact, he said... and I quote...
544
00:23:48,116 --> 00:23:49,485
"Bull's-eye."
545
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:52,285
I'm considering having him
removed from my class.
546
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,103
Okay. Uh...
547
00:23:55,146 --> 00:23:57,647
What M.J. did was wrong,
548
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:01,228
but... I'm finding it hard to believe
549
00:24:01,284 --> 00:24:04,301
that a person that spends
so much time with children
550
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:07,667
could be so oblivious to a child's pain.
551
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:10,620
I have 20 other children
I need to protect.
552
00:24:10,736 --> 00:24:13,553
And M.J. is a very angry little boy.
553
00:24:13,639 --> 00:24:16,061
Well, of course he's angry.
554
00:24:16,162 --> 00:24:17,324
He's 9,
555
00:24:17,470 --> 00:24:21,236
and one of the most important
and loving people
556
00:24:21,371 --> 00:24:24,310
in his life has just been
ripped away from him,
557
00:24:24,415 --> 00:24:27,119
and now he has to live with the fact
558
00:24:27,197 --> 00:24:29,865
that his father is never coming back.
559
00:24:29,947 --> 00:24:31,176
Inside voices, please.
560
00:24:31,222 --> 00:24:33,138
Oh, to hell with your "Inside voices."
561
00:24:33,229 --> 00:24:35,161
His father is dead.
562
00:24:35,231 --> 00:24:37,753
My husband is dead!
563
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:42,560
Oh! My foot.
564
00:24:49,165 --> 00:24:51,306
It's her.
565
00:24:56,498 --> 00:24:58,481
Why is everyone looking at me?
Did I do something wrong?
566
00:24:58,553 --> 00:25:00,586
No. No, in fact, we have done nothing
567
00:25:00,647 --> 00:25:03,806
but talk about your shopping skills
for the last 24 hours.
568
00:25:05,002 --> 00:25:05,502
Really?
569
00:25:05,502 --> 00:25:06,677
Yes. We even went back
570
00:25:06,747 --> 00:25:08,796
and watched the security tape
to see it again.
571
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,167
Well, keep the tape. It was my last show.
572
00:25:11,249 --> 00:25:13,798
- What?
- Uh, circumstances have changed.
573
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,992
My shopping days are over.
So just do me a favor.
574
00:25:17,053 --> 00:25:18,712
Wait till I'm gone to restock the boots.
575
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:20,736
I can't cry again today.
576
00:25:20,781 --> 00:25:23,061
Uh, wait. Wait.
577
00:25:23,182 --> 00:25:25,214
Take care of these for Mrs. Solis
578
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,784
and bring her a glass of champagne.
579
00:25:28,006 --> 00:25:29,264
- Champagne?
- Mm-hmm.
580
00:25:29,292 --> 00:25:30,678
Did you not hear me? I'm broke.
581
00:25:30,907 --> 00:25:32,360
You have no reason to
suck up to me anymore.
582
00:25:32,433 --> 00:25:36,146
Well, I do if I want you to work here.
583
00:25:36,687 --> 00:25:37,188
Huh?
584
00:25:37,188 --> 00:25:40,655
You see, you're like a...
a shopping savant,
585
00:25:40,726 --> 00:25:43,754
and every day, women come in here
with all the money in the world
586
00:25:43,805 --> 00:25:46,033
and no clue what to spend it on.
587
00:25:46,092 --> 00:25:47,029
You could help them.
588
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,675
You mean like a personal shopper job?
589
00:25:48,862 --> 00:25:50,966
No, do not think of it as a job.
590
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,824
For you, my dear, it is a calling.
591
00:25:54,237 --> 00:25:55,055
I don't know.
592
00:25:55,106 --> 00:25:56,899
Employees get a 40% discount.
593
00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:58,765
Hi. Welcome to Cumberly's.
594
00:25:58,822 --> 00:26:01,238
My name's Gabrielle. Can I help you?
595
00:26:13,091 --> 00:26:16,256
I want to thank you
for accepting my apology
596
00:26:16,295 --> 00:26:18,164
and coming over before you left town.
597
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:20,996
I feel like I haven't had
the appropriate reaction
598
00:26:21,084 --> 00:26:22,191
to this wedding.
599
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:24,753
No. No, no, you've been wonderful.
600
00:26:24,847 --> 00:26:26,068
Well,
601
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:30,494
to show you how excited I am that
my little boy is getting married,
602
00:26:30,837 --> 00:26:33,904
I've thrown you
a surprise engagement party.
603
00:26:44,294 --> 00:26:45,799
Mom, what the hell is this?
604
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:48,024
Oh, I just invited some
of your old friends over
605
00:26:48,095 --> 00:26:49,858
to congratulate you.
606
00:26:49,971 --> 00:26:51,945
Hey, girl. I haven't seen you in ages.
607
00:26:52,039 --> 00:26:54,652
Those shoes are ferosh.
608
00:26:56,868 --> 00:26:58,311
Who's this hag?
609
00:26:58,386 --> 00:27:01,651
This is Andrew's fiancee Mary Beth.
610
00:27:02,416 --> 00:27:04,835
Hi, Mary Beth. I'm Brian with an "I."
611
00:27:04,895 --> 00:27:07,362
This is Bryan with a "Y."
612
00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:10,051
What is this about you getting
married? We need to dish.
613
00:27:10,578 --> 00:27:11,944
Um, uh, sweetie, why don't...
614
00:27:12,035 --> 00:27:13,995
why don't you go in
the kitchen and grab a drink?
615
00:27:17,709 --> 00:27:19,394
I just love those boys.
616
00:27:19,479 --> 00:27:21,630
They used to be here all the time.
617
00:27:22,478 --> 00:27:25,061
So what did you think of Andrew's friends?
618
00:27:25,161 --> 00:27:28,390
They seem sweet and very well-groomed.
619
00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:31,261
Well, yeah, but don't they seem,
620
00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:34,254
I don't know, a little... disco-y?
621
00:27:34,447 --> 00:27:37,668
Mrs. Van de Kamp, I know Andrew's gay.
622
00:27:37,758 --> 00:27:38,903
You do?
623
00:27:38,963 --> 00:27:40,736
We've never actually made love,
624
00:27:40,776 --> 00:27:44,214
and he has a picture of
Michael Phelps next to his bed.
625
00:27:44,282 --> 00:27:46,923
Says it's patriotic, but...
626
00:27:47,439 --> 00:27:49,784
I don't understand.
If you know about him...
627
00:27:49,845 --> 00:27:51,360
You have to understand,
628
00:27:51,426 --> 00:27:52,981
I grew up fat and lonely.
629
00:27:54,353 --> 00:27:55,215
When I lost all the weight,
630
00:27:55,288 --> 00:27:59,315
I thought men would look at me
differently, but they didn't.
631
00:28:00,028 --> 00:28:02,173
I just kind of gave up.
632
00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:03,381
Oh, Mary Beth.
633
00:28:03,419 --> 00:28:06,786
But then I met Andrew. He's sweet, fun,
634
00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:09,230
and I just thought...
635
00:28:09,502 --> 00:28:11,153
I could do a lot worse.
636
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:14,352
No. No. No. Now you listen to me.
637
00:28:14,689 --> 00:28:18,708
You deserve real romance
and passion in your life.
638
00:28:18,838 --> 00:28:19,827
I know all about this.
639
00:28:19,913 --> 00:28:22,614
I have been with plenty
of men for companionship
640
00:28:22,632 --> 00:28:24,830
when it should've been for love.
641
00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,137
The right man for you
is out there somewhere.
642
00:28:27,232 --> 00:28:29,120
You just can't settle.
643
00:28:29,235 --> 00:28:32,233
It's not fair to you or to Andrew.
644
00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:49,873
I think we need to talk.
645
00:28:51,868 --> 00:28:53,319
All right.
646
00:28:57,136 --> 00:29:01,073
Coming! Coming! Coming!
647
00:29:01,117 --> 00:29:02,152
Okay.
648
00:29:02,378 --> 00:29:03,787
Oh, no.
649
00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:09,204
Hey.
650
00:29:09,278 --> 00:29:12,252
Hey. I-I came as soon
as I got your message.
651
00:29:12,322 --> 00:29:13,719
So power's out, huh?
652
00:29:13,779 --> 00:29:14,814
I know. This is so embarrassing.
653
00:29:14,866 --> 00:29:16,952
I just got off the phone
with the electric company,
654
00:29:17,009 --> 00:29:19,069
and it turns out it's a faulty line,
655
00:29:19,129 --> 00:29:21,434
so they're gonna fix it first
thing tomorrow morning.
656
00:29:21,513 --> 00:29:23,248
So you don't need me to
look at anything or...
657
00:29:23,312 --> 00:29:24,882
I'm sorry. I feel terrible dragging you
658
00:29:24,968 --> 00:29:25,582
all the way over here,
659
00:29:25,654 --> 00:29:28,738
so you want something for
your trouble? A drink or...
660
00:29:28,795 --> 00:29:30,929
Nah. No. No. I don't...
I don't want to be in your hair.
661
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:32,481
No, no. You're not.
662
00:29:32,612 --> 00:29:34,323
Honestly, it's a little scary
663
00:29:34,404 --> 00:29:37,386
being all alone in a dark house.
664
00:29:37,628 --> 00:29:39,808
Hence the hundreds of candles.
665
00:29:40,564 --> 00:29:43,486
Yeah, I did go a little overboard, huh?
666
00:29:44,104 --> 00:29:45,055
What are you cooking?
667
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,938
It smells amazing in here.
668
00:29:47,033 --> 00:29:49,851
Yeah? I'm trying out
a new recipe for the kids.
669
00:29:49,977 --> 00:29:51,804
Beef bourguignon.
670
00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:52,884
But Penny's with Jane
671
00:29:52,986 --> 00:29:55,373
and Parker's having pizza
with the Martindales.
672
00:29:55,471 --> 00:29:57,654
I love beef bourguignon.
673
00:29:58,570 --> 00:30:00,828
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
674
00:30:00,916 --> 00:30:03,109
Y-you remember the first time we tried it?
675
00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:05,562
New York. Our second anniversary.
676
00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:08,230
Oh, that must be where I got the idea.
677
00:30:08,231 --> 00:30:10,691
I was just looking at
pictures from that trip.
678
00:30:10,692 --> 00:30:13,047
Oh, yeah? You-you got
out the old photo album?
679
00:30:13,048 --> 00:30:13,995
Yeah.
680
00:30:13,996 --> 00:30:16,360
Oh, ho ho. Man!
681
00:30:16,924 --> 00:30:19,048
Look at us.
682
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:20,952
Hey.
683
00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:23,880
Why don't you stay for dinner?
I'll make you a plate.
684
00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:25,894
Yeah, I don't know.
685
00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:28,470
Come on. Jane's at the concert.
686
00:30:28,471 --> 00:30:29,594
What would you rather do...
687
00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:33,305
eat a microwave dinner all
alone in your apartment or...
688
00:30:34,350 --> 00:30:35,817
beef bourguignon?
689
00:30:35,981 --> 00:30:36,985
Well...
690
00:30:37,758 --> 00:30:39,945
I hate for it to go to waste.
691
00:30:48,829 --> 00:30:50,636
Well, I hope you're happy.
692
00:30:50,637 --> 00:30:52,914
Mary Beth is on her way back to Wisconsin.
693
00:30:52,915 --> 00:30:54,049
I'm sorry.
694
00:30:54,195 --> 00:30:56,435
Why are you so concerned about her life?
695
00:30:56,436 --> 00:30:58,110
What about me?! I'm your son.
696
00:30:58,111 --> 00:31:00,922
I did this for you.
Can you look me in the eye
697
00:31:00,923 --> 00:31:02,146
and tell me you would've been happy
698
00:31:02,147 --> 00:31:04,591
spending the rest of
your life with that woman?
699
00:31:04,772 --> 00:31:07,983
That marriage really
could have helped me out,
700
00:31:07,987 --> 00:31:10,211
and you have no idea how much help I need.
701
00:31:10,212 --> 00:31:12,128
Why? What is going on?
702
00:31:12,628 --> 00:31:14,350
Where do I start? Um...
703
00:31:15,555 --> 00:31:18,079
Well, I took a loss on
the house that you got me,
704
00:31:19,154 --> 00:31:21,646
I, uh, I lost my job,
705
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:23,135
can't find a new one.
706
00:31:23,799 --> 00:31:25,972
I have a ton of credit card debt,
707
00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,630
and Mary Beth was willing to
help me out with all of that.
708
00:31:29,631 --> 00:31:32,878
Well, so would I. Why didn't
you come to me for help?
709
00:31:32,879 --> 00:31:35,114
Do you know what it feels like
to have to keep running back
710
00:31:35,115 --> 00:31:37,207
to your mother to fix your problems?
711
00:31:37,819 --> 00:31:40,647
My whole life,
you've been propping me up...
712
00:31:40,652 --> 00:31:44,695
when I needed a job, when I was dumped,
when I was drinking.
713
00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:46,262
I'm just... I'm so tired
714
00:31:46,263 --> 00:31:49,311
of you seeing me as a failure.
715
00:31:49,312 --> 00:31:51,462
Andrew, if you would
go through all of this
716
00:31:51,463 --> 00:31:53,270
rather than come to me for help,
717
00:31:53,271 --> 00:31:55,683
then I am the one who's failed.
718
00:31:59,895 --> 00:32:02,515
How about we just agree
that we both failed?
719
00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:07,556
So what are you gonna do now?
720
00:32:07,703 --> 00:32:10,074
I don't know. I had a
pretty good setup there...
721
00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:12,487
a place to live, somebody who needed me,
722
00:32:13,427 --> 00:32:15,338
all the frozen custard I could eat.
723
00:32:15,339 --> 00:32:17,162
Well, I don't have any custard,
724
00:32:17,163 --> 00:32:19,610
but I can offer you a place to stay,
725
00:32:19,611 --> 00:32:23,639
and... someone else who needs you.
726
00:32:26,219 --> 00:32:27,335
All right.
727
00:32:28,315 --> 00:32:30,886
But just until I get
back on my feet again.
728
00:32:36,219 --> 00:32:38,072
Now let's talk about that party.
729
00:32:38,463 --> 00:32:42,753
I could swear I saw Bryan with
a "Y" checking you out.
730
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:44,718
Ah, well, actually,
731
00:32:44,719 --> 00:32:47,475
I am more into Geoffrey with a "G."
732
00:32:47,476 --> 00:32:49,311
Now that's my gay son.
733
00:32:52,820 --> 00:32:55,086
God, look at all the stuff we're doing.
734
00:32:55,087 --> 00:32:56,490
We used to be interesting.
735
00:32:56,491 --> 00:32:59,590
I know. We-we hiked.
We went to the theater.
736
00:32:59,591 --> 00:33:02,774
We-we took salsa lessons.
737
00:33:02,775 --> 00:33:05,044
And then came the kids.
738
00:33:05,128 --> 00:33:07,779
Ah, fun killers. Huh.
739
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:12,642
Mmm. This is amazing.
740
00:33:12,643 --> 00:33:14,979
It's even better than that
restaurant in New York.
741
00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:17,039
I don't know. That place was pretty good.
742
00:33:17,697 --> 00:33:18,922
How did we even find it?
743
00:33:18,923 --> 00:33:20,535
- You don't remember?
- Mnh-mnh.
744
00:33:21,019 --> 00:33:23,698
We got caught in that torrential downpour.
745
00:33:23,699 --> 00:33:25,962
We ducked in there to dry off.
746
00:33:25,963 --> 00:33:29,602
Right. And then the owner insisted
on making us a special meal
747
00:33:29,603 --> 00:33:31,760
because we had that newlywed look.
748
00:33:36,479 --> 00:33:38,676
A lot of water under that bridge, huh?
749
00:33:39,985 --> 00:33:42,333
Yeah, but it was a pretty strong bridge.
750
00:33:46,322 --> 00:33:47,804
Look how young we were.
751
00:33:49,105 --> 00:33:50,252
Yeah.
752
00:33:52,177 --> 00:33:55,933
Back then I could actually see
without my reading glasses.
753
00:33:56,113 --> 00:33:58,371
Here you go. Best I can do for light.
754
00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,759
Thank you.
755
00:34:05,283 --> 00:34:06,479
Ha ha ha.
756
00:34:06,679 --> 00:34:09,060
I'm glad you kept these.
757
00:34:10,263 --> 00:34:11,843
Good memories, huh?
758
00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,308
Yeah.
759
00:34:14,311 --> 00:34:16,131
You know, sometimes you just get...
760
00:34:17,976 --> 00:34:20,787
overwhelmed by work and...
761
00:34:21,864 --> 00:34:23,851
kids and life, and it's just...
762
00:34:24,905 --> 00:34:26,883
so easy to...
763
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,180
forget.
764
00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:31,523
Yeah.
765
00:34:33,048 --> 00:34:35,635
Yeah, it is.
766
00:34:37,862 --> 00:34:39,114
I'm on fire.
767
00:34:39,115 --> 00:34:40,582
Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I'on fire!
768
00:34:40,583 --> 00:34:42,835
Oh! Oh, my god! Oh!
769
00:34:48,232 --> 00:34:48,786
Are you okay?
770
00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:50,582
I think I burnt the skin.
771
00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,770
Oh, jeez. Let me see.
772
00:34:56,999 --> 00:34:58,899
Oh, it doesn't look so bad.
773
00:34:59,511 --> 00:35:01,363
I thought the power was out.
774
00:35:02,711 --> 00:35:05,363
They must have... fixed it.
775
00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:07,139
You set this up.
776
00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,936
You know, in-in my defense, I...
777
00:35:08,937 --> 00:35:10,018
What the hell is going on?
778
00:35:10,019 --> 00:35:12,374
I just wanted to see where we stood,
779
00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:14,374
if there was still anything between us,
780
00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:18,539
if we could find our way back
to those people in the pictures.
781
00:35:18,656 --> 00:35:20,060
By tricking me?
782
00:35:20,191 --> 00:35:22,151
I'm-I'm sorry about how I did it,
783
00:35:22,152 --> 00:35:24,611
but you can't deny what just happened.
784
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,604
You still feel something.
785
00:35:28,184 --> 00:35:30,899
Jane just moved in with me,
786
00:35:31,336 --> 00:35:33,170
and you do this now?
787
00:35:49,672 --> 00:35:50,311
Hey mom.
788
00:35:50,326 --> 00:35:52,471
Hey. How was the concert?
789
00:35:52,472 --> 00:35:53,444
Awesome.
790
00:35:53,831 --> 00:35:55,156
How'd it go with dad?
791
00:35:55,671 --> 00:35:56,845
Not so awesome.
792
00:35:56,846 --> 00:35:59,365
Yeah, I kinda got that
from the sweatpants.
793
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,884
Mm. Come here, you.
794
00:36:02,738 --> 00:36:04,314
- Hi.
- Mm. Hi.
795
00:36:07,391 --> 00:36:08,602
So now what?
796
00:36:09,199 --> 00:36:11,420
I... don't know.
797
00:36:13,087 --> 00:36:14,811
Well, I'll tell you what you can't do.
798
00:36:15,512 --> 00:36:16,500
Give up.
799
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:19,587
Taylor Swift has this song...
800
00:36:21,895 --> 00:36:23,684
"You belong with me." It's...
801
00:36:24,167 --> 00:36:25,858
about how she won't stop loving this guy
802
00:36:25,859 --> 00:36:28,544
even though he's with the wrong girl.
803
00:36:28,676 --> 00:36:30,752
And when she sang it tonight,
804
00:36:31,827 --> 00:36:33,680
all I could think about was you and dad.
805
00:36:35,173 --> 00:36:36,879
And this guy she loves...
806
00:36:37,331 --> 00:36:39,408
does he eventually come to his senses?
807
00:36:40,483 --> 00:36:42,495
It wouldn't be a very
good video if he didn't.
808
00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:45,983
And don't worry.
809
00:36:46,548 --> 00:36:47,680
Dad will, too.
810
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:49,903
You think?
811
00:36:50,547 --> 00:36:53,503
Mom, you're fighting for him.
812
00:36:54,164 --> 00:36:56,080
What guy doesn't like that?
813
00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:58,528
You know...
814
00:37:00,115 --> 00:37:01,855
when you say something
really smart like that,
815
00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:04,364
it makes me think I did a really good job.
816
00:37:08,864 --> 00:37:10,507
You think it's gonna blister?
817
00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:12,250
It's a first-degree burn.
818
00:37:12,251 --> 00:37:13,816
Tom, you'll be fine.
819
00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:16,120
But as your physician,
820
00:37:16,139 --> 00:37:19,400
let me recommend...
no more candlelit baths alone.
821
00:37:19,675 --> 00:37:21,687
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
822
00:37:21,803 --> 00:37:24,042
Well, the good news is I can
declare you healthy enough
823
00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:27,415
for any and all sexual activity.
824
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,276
Actually...
825
00:37:33,336 --> 00:37:35,563
I need to get some work done.
826
00:37:37,727 --> 00:37:38,891
Okay.
827
00:37:38,988 --> 00:37:41,262
Well, the nice thing about
us living together...
828
00:37:41,263 --> 00:37:44,300
if you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
829
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,583
Okay.
830
00:37:53,731 --> 00:37:55,647
That's the last of them.
831
00:37:55,883 --> 00:37:56,888
Okay.
832
00:37:57,148 --> 00:38:00,199
Actually, we're not done here.
833
00:38:01,677 --> 00:38:03,352
I want to talk to you.
834
00:38:04,635 --> 00:38:06,640
Is this about what happened at school?
835
00:38:06,641 --> 00:38:07,739
Yes.
836
00:38:12,048 --> 00:38:14,330
You need to know that it is never okay
837
00:38:14,331 --> 00:38:16,392
to throw a stapler at someone.
838
00:38:16,923 --> 00:38:18,014
I know.
839
00:38:18,015 --> 00:38:19,250
It's also never okay
840
00:38:19,251 --> 00:38:22,298
to sweep a bunch of
stuff off someone's desk
841
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:25,080
because you don't like what
they're saying about your son.
842
00:38:26,892 --> 00:38:30,023
Particularly if they've
just had bunion surgery.
843
00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:32,063
You did that to Mrs. Butters?
844
00:38:32,064 --> 00:38:34,363
I'm not proud of it, but yeah.
845
00:38:34,955 --> 00:38:36,567
I was really mad.
846
00:38:38,491 --> 00:38:39,896
Just like you.
847
00:38:41,533 --> 00:38:45,816
M.J., something horrible happened to you,
848
00:38:47,084 --> 00:38:50,166
and every time you started
to get angry about it,
849
00:38:51,243 --> 00:38:56,665
I wanted to cover it up with
ice cream or video games,
850
00:38:57,436 --> 00:39:00,584
but the truth is,
we shouldn't cover it up.
851
00:39:01,435 --> 00:39:03,080
We should let it out.
852
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:08,567
Now we can't hurt people...
853
00:39:11,404 --> 00:39:12,792
but we can...
854
00:39:13,912 --> 00:39:15,299
hurt jam.
855
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,068
Mom!
856
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:28,803
People sent us this to
help us feel better,
857
00:39:29,256 --> 00:39:30,612
and it's going to,
858
00:39:31,431 --> 00:39:33,315
just not in the way they thought.
859
00:39:37,624 --> 00:39:38,883
Come on, buddy.
860
00:39:39,703 --> 00:39:41,923
You got a lot to be angry about.
861
00:39:43,895 --> 00:39:47,140
What happened... sucks.
862
00:40:14,232 --> 00:40:15,555
Oh, sweetie.
863
00:40:18,025 --> 00:40:19,775
I love you.
864
00:40:19,776 --> 00:40:21,167
I love you.
865
00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:24,315
I love you so much.
866
00:40:27,747 --> 00:40:29,758
That's a cake I made for a
wedding a few years ago.
867
00:40:29,759 --> 00:40:30,834
I know what you're gonna say.
868
00:40:30,835 --> 00:40:32,703
- It's too extravagant.
- It's not big enough.
869
00:40:33,555 --> 00:40:36,385
Oh. Well, I suppose
we could add another tier.
870
00:40:36,915 --> 00:40:38,079
Make it two.
871
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,408
I really appreciate this, Bree.
872
00:40:41,827 --> 00:40:43,759
Ben is such a guy.
873
00:40:43,971 --> 00:40:46,079
He's not gonna be any help
planning this wedding.
874
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,642
Yes, especially since he's dealing
875
00:40:47,643 --> 00:40:50,567
with the nasty business of the body.
876
00:40:50,603 --> 00:40:53,239
Oh, that? No, Ben's in the clear.
877
00:40:53,419 --> 00:40:54,318
Really?
878
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:56,006
Yeah, the cops called this morning.
879
00:40:56,007 --> 00:40:59,078
Uh, they figured out the guy they found
880
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:00,598
died eight months ago.
881
00:41:00,599 --> 00:41:03,027
That was way before Ben
started construction.
882
00:41:03,860 --> 00:41:06,691
Yeah, the cops think the guy
was just some poor drifter.
883
00:41:06,692 --> 00:41:07,691
Anyway, it's over.
884
00:41:07,692 --> 00:41:08,823
Oh, good.
885
00:41:09,164 --> 00:41:10,987
Well, now we can focus all our energy
886
00:41:10,988 --> 00:41:13,912
on giving you the best
wedding in the world.
887
00:41:14,828 --> 00:41:16,984
Tomorrow we'll start our planning.
888
00:41:20,332 --> 00:41:22,210
Yes, in life,
889
00:41:22,211 --> 00:41:26,175
when we see an opportunity,
we have to take it,
890
00:41:29,251 --> 00:41:30,570
whether it's the hope
891
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,879
of winning back the love of our life...
892
00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:39,079
a shot at proving our worth...
893
00:41:41,323 --> 00:41:45,943
or the chance to show a
child the right path.
894
00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:54,375
But sometimes when we answer the call...
895
00:41:54,554 --> 00:41:55,075
Hello?
896
00:41:55,076 --> 00:41:56,450
Hi. It's Bree.
897
00:41:56,451 --> 00:42:00,763
We have no idea what
opportunity awaits us.
898
00:42:00,764 --> 00:42:02,664
Renee just told me the good news,
899
00:42:03,083 --> 00:42:06,603
and I wanted to thank you
for keeping my secret.
900
00:42:06,604 --> 00:42:08,990
Ah, no worries. I told you I would.
901
00:42:09,182 --> 00:42:11,813
I know but even when suspicion
moved on to you,
902
00:42:11,813 --> 00:42:14,267
you still protected me,
and that's very honorable.
903
00:42:14,268 --> 00:42:15,786
Really, it was no big deal.
904
00:42:15,787 --> 00:42:16,986
Maybe not to you.
905
00:42:16,987 --> 00:42:19,606
You're not the one who
put a body in the ground.
906
00:42:19,607 --> 00:42:21,542
You have to understand,
a day doesn't go by
907
00:42:21,543 --> 00:42:24,836
when that does not weigh
heavily on my conscience.
908
00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:26,804
Gotcha.
909
00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:30,859
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