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Previously on...
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At Mike's funeral,
Susan and M.J. said good-bye.
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Gaby gave her blessing.
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You should quit your job.
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If being a counselor
is gonna make you happy,
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then that's what you should do.
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Lynette spoke her mind
about Tom's girlfriend...
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I actually don't think
it's gonna last that much longer.
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And the police gathered more evidence.
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Someone is accusing you
of killing Mr. Sanchez.
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That's just silly.
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I wanna make sure we get enough
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to put this bitch away for good.
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Renee Perry had waited
many months for a proposal,
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and for many months,
she had been disappointed.
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There had been cozy evening by the fire...
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that didn't go the way she had hoped.
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A romantic moment in Wisteria park...
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that wasn't so romantic after all.
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And a beautiful picnic by a lake...
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that turned out to be
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nothing more than a picnic.
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So when disappointment struck again...
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Renee decided to speak up.
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Dessert?
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That's the big finale to a 6-course meal?
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Dessert?
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Were you expecting, like, a cheese course?
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No!
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I was expecting a ring.
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You have red roses, champagne.
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You are sending me every
signal in the world
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that I'm about to get a big proposal
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and instead, I get a cookie.
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Well, it's a chocolate souffle.
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Whatever. I am not a young woman.
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I don't know how many more
fake outs my heart can take.
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Okay, fine. I-I was gonna propose tonight.
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I just did such a horrible
job the first time,
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I-I... I wanted this to be exceptional.
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They call it "Popping the question,"
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Can I at least, uh,
read you the speech that I wrote?
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Oh, Lord. Just give me the last paragraph.
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Okay.
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"For all these reasons and more,"
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"it is with great honor,
that I ask you if you"...
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Uh, we're ignoring that. Keep going.
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"i-if you would consider making me"
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"the happiest man in the"...
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Go away!
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It's the police.
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We're looking for Mr. Ben Faulkner.
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I'm Ben Faulkner. How can I help you?
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You own the condominium project
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under construction at Chapman woods?
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I used to. Bank owns it now.
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You mind coming down
to the station with us?
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I want to ask you about
a body we found on the site.
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Is... he under arrest?
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No, ma'am. We just want to ask
you boyfriend a few questions.
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Wait!
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He's not my boyfriend. He's my fiance.
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Yes, Renee Perry had waited
a long time for a proposal...
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Okay. Now you can take him.
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And she wasn't about to let
it slip through her fingers.
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Bree Van de Kamp started every morning
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by catching up on the latest news,
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but sometimes the news came
from an unexpected source.
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Hey, Bree. Look what happened to my hand.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Are you...
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We're getting married.
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Oh, how wonderful!
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- Yeah, we're pretty happy.
- "Pretty happy"?
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Oh, we're ecstatic. Knickers to the wind.
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Over the moon.
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Congratulations. When did this happen?
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Last night. Oh, and get this...
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In the middle of his big,
romantic proposal,
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the cops come by to ask
about some dead body
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they found at the construction site.
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So tell me more.
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Well, I definitely want a big wedding.
Bridesmaids, the works.
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I was talking about the body.
What did the police say?
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Uh, not much. You know, I told them
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that I didn't know anything about it,
and they believed me.
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Good.
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Although I have to say,
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I'm surprised you didn't tell me sooner.
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- You know...
- Oh, we're sorry. Uh, it was late,
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And I wanted to tell my sister first.
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Again, talking about the body.
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Why would we tell you that?
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And why are we talking
about this and not me?
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Quite right. I-I just would
hate to see this tragic news
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interfere with your happy day.
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And I don't think it will,
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but I really don't think
you should worry about it.
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Uh, the police don't seem like
they're gonna pose a problem.
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That was judge Kemp.
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He just signed off on that warrant.
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For Bree Van de Kamp?
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That was fast.
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I might've called in some favors.
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The sooner I can prove she's guilty,
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the sooner I can watch her pay for it.
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We got another one. Um, Mitzi Kinsky.
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"Mike was a ray of sunshine on our street."
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"He will be missed dearly."
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Isn't that lovely?
Everybody's been so generous.
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Yeah. Ten jars of homemade jam.
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I don't know if she was being generous
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or just cleaning out her basement.
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Well, either way,
it's a gesture of love and support.
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Makes me feel better.
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There is my baby boy.
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Morning, bub.
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Eggs on a raft,
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just the way you like 'em.
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These smell gross.
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Okay, um, not a problem.
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Is there something else you'd like me to...
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M.J.
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It's okay, honey.
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Um, what do you want?
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Strawberry ice cream.
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Uh, buddy, I don't think
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that's the healthiest way
to start your day.
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I don't care what you think.
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Well...
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Maybe just this once.
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I'll get you a bowl.
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Or, uh, no bowl is good.
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I'm gonna eat this in front of the TV.
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Can you bring me some sprinkles?
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Of course, honey.
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Uh, mom.
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What? It's just ice cream, okay?
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He lost his dad.
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Okay.
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Mom, where's my sprinkles?
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Coming!
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What's... going on here?
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I thought I'd kick off
your big resignation day
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with a power breakfast.
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Plus the expiration on
this sausage was yesterday.
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I gotta say,
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now that the day is finally here,
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I'm starting to get a little freaked out.
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Don't you worry.
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I've made a decision.
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I'm getting a job.
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What? You don't have to do that.
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No, I want to. It's time I help out.
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I owe it to you.
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So I wrote up a resume,
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I booked a meeting
at an employment agency,
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and I even bought myself
a girlie briefcase.
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But I thought we were just gonna cut back,
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live a smaller life?
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Yeah, I thought about that.
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Then I decided I want
a slightly bigger life,
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So I figure if I work,
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the girls can stay in private school,
we can keep both cars,
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and maybe even take
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one of those ski trips
we talked about canceling.
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Gaby, I love that you're trying to help,
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but an entry-level salary is not
gonna cover the cost of skis,
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let alone five nights at the Ritz.
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Well, maybe not now,
but if I work my way up the ladder,
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in a few years, I'll be
pulling in the big bucks,
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just like you do.
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Or did.
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What kind of ladder are
we talking about here?
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What is it that you're gonna do?
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I don't know yet. That's where
the employment lady comes in.
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She's gonna help me figure out
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How to best utilize my "Skill set."
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Yeah, I read that one
in your business magazines.
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I'm proud of you stepping up like this.
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I hope you find a job
that has health care,
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'cause my benefits end today.
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What?
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No risky meat without benefits.
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Yeah, Doug and I eloped,
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so this time, I want an
over-the-top wedding...
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horse-drawn carriages, fireworks,
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poodles dyed purple.
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Uh, is this weird,
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me going on about how happy I am
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while you're all sad and single?
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Actually, I'm hoping
I won't be single for long.
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I've decided to try to get Tom back.
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So we're done talking about me?
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Yeah. Kinda.
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Great.
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So what are you thinking?
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I figure I'll just come clean,
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tell him I screwed up,
and beg him to come back.
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It's amazing you landed
a man in the first place.
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Well, what do you think I should do?
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Oh. Throw yourself at him.
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Next time he stops by,
let a boob fall out of your blouse
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or maybe bend over in
those tight-ass jeans.
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That's not gonna work.
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You're right. Sorry.
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What do I know about getting a man?
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Oh, wait.
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A lot.
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Come on. Help.
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It's not gonna be easy splitting them up.
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They just moved in together
and they seem so happy.
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Of course they're happy.
They're in that honeymoon phase.
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They're still taking trips,
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laughing at each other's jokes,
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pretending they're interested in museums.
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We had a honeymoon phase, too.
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Maybe I need to remind him of that.
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Well, remind him naked.
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The only tricky part is
gonna be getting him alone.
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Jane watches him like a hawk,
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a tall, bitchy hawk.
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Well, whatever you do, do it soon.
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I'm not gonna waste
a plus one at my wedding
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unless I know it's serious.
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Hey. Mom?
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Andrew!
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It's wonderful to see you. How are you?
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I'm good. I'm good. I'm really good.
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Really? Because your sister
told me you lost your job.
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I've been so worried.
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Didn't you get any of the messages I left?
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I've just been really busy.
Uh, but everything's fine.
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In fact, I met someone.
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You did? That's wonderful.
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I know how hard
your breakup from Alex was.
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I'm so happy that you're moving on.
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Yeah, well, you know,
it's only been a few months,
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but, uh, it's pretty serious.
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How serious?
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Serious enough that
we were driving through town,
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and I thought the two of you should meet.
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He's here?
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Uh, yeah, well, I...
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I want you to keep an open mind.
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Who's this?
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This is Mary Beth,
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my fiancee.
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I'm so glad to finally meet you.
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I've been telling this guy
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I can't marry him until I meet his mom.
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So you're really engaged
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to... each other?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, and remember,
you're happy I've moved on, right?
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I just have so many questions.
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I know what you must be thinking.
It's too soon.
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No, that's not what I'm thinking.
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Mom.
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I'm sorry. It's just that
you're very different
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than all of the other...
dates Andrew's brought home.
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00:11:22,403 --> 00:11:25,200
Well, you know, people change.
265
00:11:26,741 --> 00:11:28,107
So how did you two meet anyway?
266
00:11:28,108 --> 00:11:29,534
Oh, it's a real cute story.
267
00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:30,984
I was at the community center
268
00:11:30,985 --> 00:11:33,200
for my overeaters anonymous meeting,
269
00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:36,388
but I went into
the A.A. meeting by mistake.
270
00:11:36,524 --> 00:11:37,174
And by "Mistake,"
271
00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:40,132
I mean I remembered how
drunks love their doughnuts.
272
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,002
So as I was reaching for
a buttermilk glazed,
273
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:43,994
there was Andrew.
274
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,473
You were in overeaters anonymous?
275
00:11:45,474 --> 00:11:48,527
Yeah, I actually lost 220 pounds
276
00:11:48,528 --> 00:11:53,647
and then gained 160 pounds
of grade "A" beefcake!
277
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,555
- Isn't she adorable?
- Uh-huh.
278
00:11:57,397 --> 00:11:58,937
Andrew, would you help me in the kitchen?
279
00:11:58,938 --> 00:12:00,578
I'd like to get some tea biscuits,
280
00:12:00,579 --> 00:12:02,107
and they're on a very high shelf.
281
00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:03,993
Ooh, tea biscuits.
282
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:06,768
46 calories.
283
00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:13,592
Andrew, I do not understand.
284
00:12:13,593 --> 00:12:14,921
What is going on here?
285
00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:17,313
Look, I-I know it's not
who you were expecting,
286
00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:20,524
but remember how you always said
that being gay was just a phase,
287
00:12:20,525 --> 00:12:22,058
that I-I just needed
to meet the right girl?
288
00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:24,274
Well, you were right.
289
00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:26,127
Just be happy for me.
290
00:12:36,509 --> 00:12:37,889
Come on. Back to bed.
291
00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:40,351
M.J., it is 2:00 in the morning.
292
00:12:40,352 --> 00:12:41,456
You should be in bed.
293
00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:43,150
You can't tell me what to do.
294
00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:46,074
What did you just say to me?
295
00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:50,780
Hey. Turn that back on!
296
00:12:50,781 --> 00:12:51,978
Mnh-mnh.
297
00:12:52,763 --> 00:12:53,820
Guys?
298
00:12:54,402 --> 00:12:55,212
What's going on in here?
299
00:12:55,213 --> 00:12:57,492
I am trying to get M.J. back to bed.
300
00:12:57,493 --> 00:12:58,297
I can't sleep.
301
00:12:58,298 --> 00:13:00,124
Yeah, well, blowing up
aliens isn't gonna help.
302
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:01,075
Come on.
303
00:13:01,076 --> 00:13:02,963
No, I wanna play my game.
304
00:13:02,964 --> 00:13:04,381
Turn it back on now!
305
00:13:04,382 --> 00:13:06,685
Shh. Shh. Don't get upset.
306
00:13:06,811 --> 00:13:08,437
You can finish your game.
307
00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:11,613
What?
308
00:13:13,368 --> 00:13:14,635
Just for a little while,
309
00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,864
then you have to go back to bed, okay?
310
00:13:18,011 --> 00:13:20,333
Mom, can I talk to you for a second?
311
00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:27,659
I think you're making a mistake.
312
00:13:28,276 --> 00:13:29,816
It's not that big a deal.
313
00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:30,985
Yes, it is.
314
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:35,311
Look, I know what
he's going through is awful,
315
00:13:35,635 --> 00:13:37,042
but this isn't helping.
316
00:13:37,769 --> 00:13:39,509
He's totally taking advantage of you.
317
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:41,249
He's not taking advantage.
318
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:44,695
He's traumatized,
319
00:13:44,696 --> 00:13:47,352
and it's killing me to see
what he's going through,
320
00:13:47,353 --> 00:13:49,855
so if I can give him a little joy
321
00:13:49,856 --> 00:13:52,159
by letting him play video games,
322
00:13:52,613 --> 00:13:54,096
that's what I'm gonna do.
323
00:13:59,627 --> 00:14:02,090
So I'm looking to make
in the 6-figure range,
324
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,816
plus benefits, of course.
325
00:14:04,295 --> 00:14:07,819
And I have two young girls,
so flexible hours would be good.
326
00:14:07,951 --> 00:14:10,177
And we always take this big vacation,
327
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:12,585
so I'll need two weeks off. Maybe three.
328
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,461
You know what? Just give me all of august.
329
00:14:16,265 --> 00:14:18,332
So what do you got for me?
330
00:14:19,737 --> 00:14:21,030
A reality check.
331
00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:22,942
Excuse me?
332
00:14:22,943 --> 00:14:26,016
Mrs. Solis, you're gonna have
to adjust your expectations.
333
00:14:26,017 --> 00:14:27,095
Up?
334
00:14:27,168 --> 00:14:30,351
No. Have you not been
reading the newspapers?
335
00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,054
The job market right now is brutal.
336
00:14:32,055 --> 00:14:34,552
I have people with PhDs
that I can't find jobs for,
337
00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:39,103
and frankly, your job
experience is very limited.
338
00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:41,287
Modeling, modeling, modeling.
339
00:14:41,288 --> 00:14:43,371
Okay. Okay. Okay.
340
00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:44,580
Print,
341
00:14:44,687 --> 00:14:45,780
runway,
342
00:14:45,904 --> 00:14:47,050
boat show.
343
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:49,408
Who's the job expert here?
344
00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:51,367
Plus, there's a 15-year gap here.
345
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:54,879
Yeah, to be a doting wife
and a loving mother of two.
346
00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:56,643
You have experience with children.
347
00:14:56,959 --> 00:15:00,015
I have a job at a day care center.
348
00:15:00,486 --> 00:15:02,057
And deal with other people's kids?
349
00:15:02,191 --> 00:15:03,781
I don't even like my own.
350
00:15:04,245 --> 00:15:06,169
Look, you didn't go to college,
351
00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:07,728
you didn't even graduate high school,
352
00:15:07,729 --> 00:15:09,638
and your only references are
353
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,978
photographers and aging rock stars.
354
00:15:12,095 --> 00:15:15,255
In today's market,
you're basically unemployable.
355
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:17,909
And you actually get paid for this?
356
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,443
So now what am I supposed to do?
357
00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:23,567
Well, you could start planning
that august vacation.
358
00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:30,344
Gabrielle Solis was depressed,
359
00:15:30,622 --> 00:15:32,338
and when she was depressed,
360
00:15:32,449 --> 00:15:36,328
nothing lifted her spirits
like a good workout...
361
00:15:36,432 --> 00:15:38,579
of her credit card.
362
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:39,752
May I help you?
363
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:43,300
Yeah, uh, I just wanna get that
little red scarf I saw in the window.
364
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:44,619
Then I'll be on my way.
365
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:45,294
All right.
366
00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:48,353
Although that...
367
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:50,608
black sheath dress would
go perfect with it.
368
00:15:50,695 --> 00:15:51,733
Mm.
369
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,682
Look at those over-the-knee boots!
370
00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,194
Okay. Who am I kidding?
371
00:15:57,337 --> 00:15:59,402
Get me a double cappuccino
and a muscular stock boy.
372
00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:01,687
Mama needs a new pair of everything.
373
00:16:08,930 --> 00:16:11,306
I said taupe. This is clearly beige.
374
00:16:11,406 --> 00:16:12,194
We don't have it in taupe.
375
00:16:12,259 --> 00:16:15,232
Second floor, third mannequin
from the left. Look alive.
376
00:16:16,771 --> 00:16:18,227
I'll try these in plum,
377
00:16:18,303 --> 00:16:20,097
these in leopard,
378
00:16:20,239 --> 00:16:22,174
these... oh, forget it.
379
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,437
No lady wants to see
anything under 4 inches.
380
00:16:28,064 --> 00:16:29,929
You go with you. You go with you.
381
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,278
You go away.
382
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,443
No one's been able to
make that romper work.
383
00:16:39,514 --> 00:16:40,382
Should we help her?
384
00:16:40,428 --> 00:16:43,791
Stay back. She knows what she's doing.
385
00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:48,408
Navy blazer, silver hoop earrings,
platform wedge.
386
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,789
And a red patent leather clutch.
387
00:16:55,329 --> 00:16:57,990
Genius! Genius.
388
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,452
Everything looks and smells so amazing,
Mrs. Van de Kamp.
389
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,289
Do you mind if I take a picture?
390
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,202
Of the food?
391
00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:13,145
That way I eat just a little bit now,
392
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:14,563
and then later, when I'm hungry,
393
00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:17,374
I can look at the picture
and get full on the memory.
394
00:17:18,118 --> 00:17:19,448
Don't you just wanna eat her up?
395
00:17:19,544 --> 00:17:21,625
Not before I take a picture of her.
396
00:17:22,691 --> 00:17:23,529
You know, Mary Beth,
397
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,225
I just realized I don't
know a thing about you.
398
00:17:26,304 --> 00:17:27,353
What do you do?
399
00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:28,598
Well, actually, nothing.
400
00:17:28,845 --> 00:17:30,633
My parents have been pretty generous.
401
00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,451
Oh, really? What, uh,
sort of work are they in?
402
00:17:32,556 --> 00:17:33,581
None of your business, mom.
403
00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:34,972
No, no. It's okay.
404
00:17:35,145 --> 00:17:38,267
They invented Mary Beth's frozen custard.
405
00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:41,268
Mary Beth? You're that Mary Beth?
406
00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:43,946
Recognize me? The kid on the carton?
407
00:17:44,935 --> 00:17:46,553
It's in every supermarket in the country.
408
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:52,011
It must be a multibillion dollar...
409
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,009
Oh.
410
00:17:56,649 --> 00:17:58,643
Would you help me in the kitchen, Andrew?
411
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,173
Now.
412
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,185
Andrew, I knew you were
having financial troubles,
413
00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:07,099
but I never thought you'd stoop to this.
414
00:18:07,289 --> 00:18:09,011
- What?
- She's an heiress.
415
00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:11,131
You're obviously marrying her
for her money.
416
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,625
I'm marrying her because
I'm crazy about her.
417
00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:15,678
We love the same movies.
She makes me laugh.
418
00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:18,405
She gets me. She's really an amazing girl.
419
00:18:18,536 --> 00:18:21,086
I think I found your good side!
420
00:18:21,282 --> 00:18:22,689
Smile, gnocchi.
421
00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:24,262
She's disturbed.
422
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,887
Okay. All right. She's a little eccentric,
423
00:18:26,991 --> 00:18:29,355
but you know what? I love her.
424
00:18:29,846 --> 00:18:32,318
Andrew Van de Kamp,
you love italian shoes.
425
00:18:32,441 --> 00:18:34,600
You love mid-century modern furniture.
426
00:18:34,752 --> 00:18:37,473
And according to
your internet history, you love...
427
00:18:37,554 --> 00:18:40,465
army doctors giving elaborate
physicals to young recruits.
428
00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:43,279
But you do not love girls.
429
00:18:43,351 --> 00:18:44,811
Why can't you accept that I've changed?
430
00:18:44,842 --> 00:18:46,879
Because homosexuality is not a choice.
431
00:18:46,937 --> 00:18:48,339
You were born this way.
432
00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:49,807
I'm the one who told you that.
433
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,031
And it took me a long time,
434
00:18:51,307 --> 00:18:54,201
but I was finally able to
wrap my head around it.
435
00:18:54,352 --> 00:18:58,350
Honey, you're here, you're queer,
and I'm used to it.
436
00:18:58,445 --> 00:19:00,670
You know what, mom?
I'm not here anymore, all right?
437
00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:04,214
Mary Beth, let's go.
438
00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:05,804
Hey.
439
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,269
How was your dad's?
440
00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:08,298
Fine.
441
00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,400
Aw!
442
00:19:09,436 --> 00:19:11,022
She was in a bit of a mood,
443
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:14,005
but I still love you unconditionally.
444
00:19:14,076 --> 00:19:15,500
Let me guess... did it have something to do
445
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:19,056
with a certain Taylor Swift
concert this Thursday night?
446
00:19:19,131 --> 00:19:20,321
I'm just saying,
447
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,875
all my friends' moms are taking them.
448
00:19:21,935 --> 00:19:24,798
And all your friends' moms are
gonna be deaf for two weeks,
449
00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:26,769
like I was the last time
I went to a concert.
450
00:19:26,849 --> 00:19:27,754
I'm not doing it.
451
00:19:27,859 --> 00:19:28,642
It's not fair.
452
00:19:28,723 --> 00:19:31,402
I am gonna go give Paige a bath.
453
00:19:31,614 --> 00:19:33,164
Thank you for bringing her home.
454
00:19:33,883 --> 00:19:36,146
I'm gonna go grab your suitcase.
455
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,578
Mom! Please!
456
00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:42,901
It'd make you the bestest
mom in the whole wide world!
457
00:19:42,978 --> 00:19:44,990
Nope. The matter is closed.
458
00:19:45,056 --> 00:19:46,156
This sucks.
459
00:19:48,265 --> 00:19:49,131
Hey.
460
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,439
You know who else likes Taylor Swift?
461
00:19:52,556 --> 00:19:53,554
Me.
462
00:19:54,081 --> 00:19:56,548
I mean, if your parents are okay
with it, I'll take you.
463
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,345
Oh, my god!
464
00:19:58,456 --> 00:19:59,775
Oh!
465
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:03,172
You're the best! I'll check
with my mom and call you?
466
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:03,864
Can't wait.
467
00:20:03,944 --> 00:20:05,426
Okay!
468
00:20:09,397 --> 00:20:11,211
So?
469
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,442
Totally worked.
470
00:20:13,664 --> 00:20:15,589
You'll have dad all to yourself
Thursday night.
471
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:19,243
You are the bestest girl
in the whole wide world.
472
00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:31,516
Gaby!
473
00:20:41,358 --> 00:20:42,700
Hi, babe.
474
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,419
What is that?
475
00:20:44,496 --> 00:20:45,913
This?
476
00:20:46,069 --> 00:20:47,685
It's a boot.
477
00:20:47,771 --> 00:20:48,444
I bought a boot.
478
00:20:48,532 --> 00:20:51,082
You bought... one boot?
479
00:20:51,147 --> 00:20:53,025
Yep. 'Cause I'm frugal.
480
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,271
One day I'll buy the other one.
481
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,877
That's all you bought?
482
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:58,521
Because I got a call from the bank.
483
00:20:58,609 --> 00:21:02,897
Seems somebody was going crazy
with your credit card.
484
00:21:02,992 --> 00:21:05,264
Huh. Maybe it was stolen.
485
00:21:05,371 --> 00:21:06,469
Yeah.
486
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:10,848
By a size 0 with
incredibly expensive taste.
487
00:21:10,992 --> 00:21:12,480
What is this shopping bag
doing under the bed?
488
00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:15,077
I bought a gift for a woman
489
00:21:15,479 --> 00:21:18,516
whose husband is in Iraq,
fighting for our freedom.
490
00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:21,790
Gaby! You're taking it all back.
491
00:21:21,854 --> 00:21:23,722
I can't.
492
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:26,300
Not if I've worn it.
493
00:21:27,505 --> 00:21:29,813
Can't take it back.
Can't take it back now.
494
00:21:29,847 --> 00:21:30,782
See? It's all...
495
00:21:30,830 --> 00:21:32,556
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop!
496
00:21:33,102 --> 00:21:35,954
Our lives have changed.
We can't afford this anymore.
497
00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:40,623
Not unless you got some big
job you haven't told me about.
498
00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:45,269
What's wrong?
499
00:21:46,153 --> 00:21:47,627
I met with that job lady.
500
00:21:47,702 --> 00:21:50,576
But she basically said
I'm not qualified to do anything.
501
00:21:50,641 --> 00:21:53,145
I didn't finish school.
I've never had a real job.
502
00:21:53,230 --> 00:21:56,024
The only thing I've ever gotten
paid for is being pretty.
503
00:21:56,118 --> 00:21:56,950
I just feel like my life
504
00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:59,153
has been one bad decision after another.
505
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:03,982
Uh... what about the girls?
506
00:22:04,425 --> 00:22:06,325
What about marrying me?
507
00:22:06,490 --> 00:22:08,992
That's the part that hurts the most.
508
00:22:09,097 --> 00:22:10,478
You guys are the only good thing
I've ever done,
509
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,492
and I feel like I'm letting you down.
510
00:22:14,027 --> 00:22:16,670
Gaby...
511
00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:18,840
you are smart.
512
00:22:19,724 --> 00:22:21,355
You'll figure something out,
513
00:22:21,495 --> 00:22:23,148
something great.
514
00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,590
But in the meantime,
515
00:22:27,157 --> 00:22:28,730
all these clothes
516
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,657
have to go back.
517
00:22:30,889 --> 00:22:32,492
I know.
518
00:22:32,699 --> 00:22:35,544
Could you just give us a moment alone?
519
00:22:41,015 --> 00:22:42,715
Hello?
520
00:22:42,801 --> 00:22:45,775
Yes, this is his mother.
521
00:22:46,356 --> 00:22:47,936
He did what?
522
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:49,869
He threw a stapler at you?
523
00:22:49,946 --> 00:22:51,955
Yes, right at my head.
524
00:22:52,429 --> 00:22:54,095
Are you sure it wasn't an accident?
525
00:22:54,186 --> 00:22:56,833
He couldn't have been aiming at your head.
526
00:22:56,929 --> 00:22:57,993
What he said was...
527
00:22:58,064 --> 00:23:00,928
and I wrote this down
because I wanted to be exact...
528
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:01,820
"Leave me alone,"
529
00:23:01,868 --> 00:23:05,322
"or I'm going to throw
this stapler at your head."
530
00:23:05,428 --> 00:23:07,016
I-I'm so sorry.
531
00:23:07,089 --> 00:23:09,567
You do know that M.J.
just lost his father, right?
532
00:23:09,637 --> 00:23:12,359
I do. My heart goes out to both of you.
533
00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:14,992
But there is no place for
violence in my classroom,
534
00:23:15,067 --> 00:23:17,938
no matter what
the circumstances are at home.
535
00:23:18,058 --> 00:23:19,418
"Circumstances"?
536
00:23:19,539 --> 00:23:21,078
Um...
537
00:23:21,153 --> 00:23:25,112
I mean, it's not like
he just lost his favorite toy
538
00:23:25,151 --> 00:23:26,982
or a pet turtle.
539
00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,098
He... lost his dad.
540
00:23:29,177 --> 00:23:32,010
Yes, but if M.J. had thrown
that stapler a little harder,
541
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,044
my grandkids might have lost
their grandmother.
542
00:23:35,857 --> 00:23:37,895
Well, I'm sure that he is sorry.
543
00:23:37,976 --> 00:23:40,773
He isn't. In fact, he said... and I quote...
544
00:23:41,116 --> 00:23:42,485
"Bull's-eye."
545
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:45,285
I'm considering having him
removed from my class.
546
00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:47,103
Okay. Uh...
547
00:23:48,146 --> 00:23:50,647
What M.J. did was wrong,
548
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:54,228
but... I'm finding it hard to believe
549
00:23:54,284 --> 00:23:57,301
that a person that spends
so much time with children
550
00:23:57,402 --> 00:24:00,667
could be so oblivious to a child's pain.
551
00:24:00,763 --> 00:24:03,620
I have 20 other children
I need to protect.
552
00:24:03,736 --> 00:24:06,553
And M.J. is a very angry little boy.
553
00:24:06,639 --> 00:24:09,061
Well, of course he's angry.
554
00:24:09,162 --> 00:24:10,324
He's 9,
555
00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:14,236
and one of the most important
and loving people
556
00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:17,310
in his life has just been
ripped away from him,
557
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,119
and now he has to live with the fact
558
00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:22,865
that his father is never coming back.
559
00:24:22,947 --> 00:24:24,176
Inside voices, please.
560
00:24:24,222 --> 00:24:26,138
Oh, to hell with your "Inside voices."
561
00:24:26,229 --> 00:24:28,161
His father is dead.
562
00:24:28,231 --> 00:24:30,753
My husband is dead!
563
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:35,560
Oh! My foot.
564
00:24:42,165 --> 00:24:44,306
It's her.
565
00:24:49,498 --> 00:24:51,481
Why is everyone looking at me?
Did I do something wrong?
566
00:24:51,553 --> 00:24:53,586
No. No, in fact, we have done nothing
567
00:24:53,647 --> 00:24:56,806
but talk about your shopping skills
for the last 24 hours.
568
00:24:58,002 --> 00:24:58,502
Really?
569
00:24:58,502 --> 00:24:59,677
Yes. We even went back
570
00:24:59,747 --> 00:25:01,796
and watched the security tape
to see it again.
571
00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:04,167
Well, keep the tape. It was my last show.
572
00:25:04,249 --> 00:25:06,798
- What?
- Uh, circumstances have changed.
573
00:25:06,913 --> 00:25:09,992
My shopping days are over.
So just do me a favor.
574
00:25:10,053 --> 00:25:11,712
Wait till I'm gone to restock the boots.
575
00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:13,736
I can't cry again today.
576
00:25:13,781 --> 00:25:16,061
Uh, wait. Wait.
577
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,214
Take care of these for Mrs. Solis
578
00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:20,784
and bring her a glass of champagne.
579
00:25:21,006 --> 00:25:22,264
- Champagne?
- Mm-hmm.
580
00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:23,678
Did you not hear me? I'm broke.
581
00:25:23,907 --> 00:25:25,360
You have no reason to
suck up to me anymore.
582
00:25:25,433 --> 00:25:29,146
Well, I do if I want you to work here.
583
00:25:29,687 --> 00:25:30,188
Huh?
584
00:25:30,188 --> 00:25:33,655
You see, you're like a...
a shopping savant,
585
00:25:33,726 --> 00:25:36,754
and every day, women come in here
with all the money in the world
586
00:25:36,805 --> 00:25:39,033
and no clue what to spend it on.
587
00:25:39,092 --> 00:25:40,029
You could help them.
588
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,675
You mean like a personal shopper job?
589
00:25:41,862 --> 00:25:43,966
No, do not think of it as a job.
590
00:25:44,092 --> 00:25:45,824
For you, my dear, it is a calling.
591
00:25:47,237 --> 00:25:48,055
I don't know.
592
00:25:48,106 --> 00:25:49,899
Employees get a 40% discount.
593
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:51,765
Hi. Welcome to Cumberly's.
594
00:25:51,822 --> 00:25:54,238
My name's Gabrielle. Can I help you?
595
00:26:03,491 --> 00:26:06,656
I want to thank you
for accepting my apology
596
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,564
and coming over before you left town.
597
00:26:09,275 --> 00:26:11,396
I feel like I haven't had
the appropriate reaction
598
00:26:11,484 --> 00:26:12,591
to this wedding.
599
00:26:12,691 --> 00:26:15,153
No. No, no, you've been wonderful.
600
00:26:15,247 --> 00:26:16,468
Well,
601
00:26:16,550 --> 00:26:20,894
to show you how excited I am that
my little boy is getting married,
602
00:26:21,237 --> 00:26:24,304
I've thrown you
a surprise engagement party.
603
00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,199
Mom, what the hell is this?
604
00:26:36,296 --> 00:26:38,424
Oh, I just invited some
of your old friends over
605
00:26:38,495 --> 00:26:40,258
to congratulate you.
606
00:26:40,371 --> 00:26:42,345
Hey, girl. I haven't seen you in ages.
607
00:26:42,439 --> 00:26:45,052
Those shoes are ferosh.
608
00:26:47,268 --> 00:26:48,711
Who's this hag?
609
00:26:48,786 --> 00:26:52,051
This is Andrew's fiancee Mary Beth.
610
00:26:52,816 --> 00:26:55,235
Hi, Mary Beth. I'm Brian with an "I."
611
00:26:55,295 --> 00:26:57,762
This is Bryan with a "Y."
612
00:26:58,090 --> 00:27:00,451
What is this about you getting
married? We need to dish.
613
00:27:00,978 --> 00:27:02,344
Um, uh, sweetie, why don't...
614
00:27:02,435 --> 00:27:04,395
why don't you go in
the kitchen and grab a drink?
615
00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:09,794
I just love those boys.
616
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:12,030
They used to be here all the time.
617
00:27:12,878 --> 00:27:15,461
So what did you think of Andrew's friends?
618
00:27:15,561 --> 00:27:18,790
They seem sweet and very well-groomed.
619
00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:21,661
Well, yeah, but don't they seem,
620
00:27:21,749 --> 00:27:24,654
I don't know, a little... disco-y?
621
00:27:24,847 --> 00:27:28,068
Mrs. Van de Kamp, I know Andrew's gay.
622
00:27:28,158 --> 00:27:29,303
You do?
623
00:27:29,363 --> 00:27:31,136
We've never actually made love,
624
00:27:31,176 --> 00:27:34,614
and he has a picture of
Michael Phelps next to his bed.
625
00:27:34,682 --> 00:27:37,323
Says it's patriotic, but...
626
00:27:37,839 --> 00:27:40,184
I don't understand.
If you know about him...
627
00:27:40,245 --> 00:27:41,760
You have to understand,
628
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:43,381
I grew up fat and lonely.
629
00:27:44,753 --> 00:27:45,615
When I lost all the weight,
630
00:27:45,688 --> 00:27:49,715
I thought men would look at me
differently, but they didn't.
631
00:27:50,428 --> 00:27:52,573
I just kind of gave up.
632
00:27:52,689 --> 00:27:53,781
Oh, Mary Beth.
633
00:27:53,819 --> 00:27:57,186
But then I met Andrew. He's sweet, fun,
634
00:27:57,235 --> 00:27:59,630
and I just thought...
635
00:27:59,902 --> 00:28:01,553
I could do a lot worse.
636
00:28:01,633 --> 00:28:04,752
No. No. No. Now you listen to me.
637
00:28:05,089 --> 00:28:09,108
You deserve real romance
and passion in your life.
638
00:28:09,238 --> 00:28:10,227
I know all about this.
639
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:13,014
I have been with plenty
of men for companionship
640
00:28:13,032 --> 00:28:15,230
when it should've been for love.
641
00:28:15,316 --> 00:28:17,537
The right man for you
is out there somewhere.
642
00:28:17,632 --> 00:28:19,520
You just can't settle.
643
00:28:19,635 --> 00:28:22,633
It's not fair to you or to Andrew.
644
00:28:38,124 --> 00:28:40,273
I think we need to talk.
645
00:28:42,268 --> 00:28:43,719
All right.
646
00:28:47,536 --> 00:28:51,473
Coming! Coming! Coming!
647
00:28:51,517 --> 00:28:52,552
Okay.
648
00:28:52,778 --> 00:28:54,187
Oh, no.
649
00:28:58,987 --> 00:28:59,604
Hey.
650
00:28:59,678 --> 00:29:02,652
Hey. I-I came as soon
as I got your message.
651
00:29:02,722 --> 00:29:04,119
So power's out, huh?
652
00:29:04,179 --> 00:29:05,214
I know. This is so embarrassing.
653
00:29:05,266 --> 00:29:07,352
I just got off the phone
with the electric company,
654
00:29:07,409 --> 00:29:09,469
and it turns out it's a faulty line,
655
00:29:09,529 --> 00:29:11,834
so they're gonna fix it first
thing tomorrow morning.
656
00:29:11,913 --> 00:29:13,648
So you don't need me to
look at anything or...
657
00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,282
I'm sorry. I feel terrible dragging you
658
00:29:15,368 --> 00:29:15,982
all the way over here,
659
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:19,138
so you want something for
your trouble? A drink or...
660
00:29:19,195 --> 00:29:21,329
Nah. No. No. I don't...
I don't want to be in your hair.
661
00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:22,881
No, no. You're not.
662
00:29:23,012 --> 00:29:24,723
Honestly, it's a little scary
663
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:27,786
being all alone in a dark house.
664
00:29:28,028 --> 00:29:30,208
Hence the hundreds of candles.
665
00:29:30,964 --> 00:29:33,886
Yeah, I did go a little overboard, huh?
666
00:29:34,504 --> 00:29:35,455
What are you cooking?
667
00:29:35,518 --> 00:29:37,338
It smells amazing in here.
668
00:29:37,433 --> 00:29:40,251
Yeah? I'm trying out
a new recipe for the kids.
669
00:29:40,377 --> 00:29:42,204
Beef bourguignon.
670
00:29:42,319 --> 00:29:43,284
But Penny's with Jane
671
00:29:43,386 --> 00:29:45,773
and Parker's having pizza
with the Martindales.
672
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,054
I love beef bourguignon.
673
00:29:48,970 --> 00:29:51,228
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
674
00:29:51,316 --> 00:29:53,509
Y-you remember the first time we tried it?
675
00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:55,962
New York. Our second anniversary.
676
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,630
Oh, that must be where I got the idea.
677
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,091
I was just looking at
pictures from that trip.
678
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,447
Oh, yeah? You-you got
out the old photo album?
679
00:30:03,448 --> 00:30:04,395
Yeah.
680
00:30:04,396 --> 00:30:06,760
Oh, ho ho. Man!
681
00:30:07,324 --> 00:30:09,448
Look at us.
682
00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:11,352
Hey.
683
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:14,280
Why don't you stay for dinner?
I'll make you a plate.
684
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,294
Yeah, I don't know.
685
00:30:16,295 --> 00:30:18,870
Come on. Jane's at the concert.
686
00:30:18,871 --> 00:30:19,994
What would you rather do...
687
00:30:19,995 --> 00:30:23,705
eat a microwave dinner all
alone in your apartment or...
688
00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,217
beef bourguignon?
689
00:30:26,381 --> 00:30:27,385
Well...
690
00:30:28,158 --> 00:30:30,345
I hate for it to go to waste.
691
00:30:39,229 --> 00:30:41,036
Well, I hope you're happy.
692
00:30:41,037 --> 00:30:43,314
Mary Beth is on her way back to Wisconsin.
693
00:30:43,315 --> 00:30:44,449
I'm sorry.
694
00:30:44,595 --> 00:30:46,835
Why are you so concerned about her life?
695
00:30:46,836 --> 00:30:48,510
What about me?! I'm your son.
696
00:30:48,511 --> 00:30:51,322
I did this for you.
Can you look me in the eye
697
00:30:51,323 --> 00:30:52,546
and tell me you would've been happy
698
00:30:52,547 --> 00:30:54,991
spending the rest of
your life with that woman?
699
00:30:55,172 --> 00:30:58,383
That marriage really
could have helped me out,
700
00:30:58,387 --> 00:31:00,611
and you have no idea how much help I need.
701
00:31:00,612 --> 00:31:02,528
Why? What is going on?
702
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,750
Where do I start? Um...
703
00:31:05,955 --> 00:31:08,479
Well, I took a loss on
the house that you got me,
704
00:31:09,554 --> 00:31:12,046
I, uh, I lost my job,
705
00:31:12,196 --> 00:31:13,535
can't find a new one.
706
00:31:14,199 --> 00:31:16,372
I have a ton of credit card debt,
707
00:31:16,951 --> 00:31:20,030
and Mary Beth was willing to
help me out with all of that.
708
00:31:20,031 --> 00:31:23,278
Well, so would I. Why didn't
you come to me for help?
709
00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:25,514
Do you know what it feels like
to have to keep running back
710
00:31:25,515 --> 00:31:27,607
to your mother to fix your problems?
711
00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:31,047
My whole life,
you've been propping me up...
712
00:31:31,052 --> 00:31:35,095
when I needed a job, when I was dumped,
when I was drinking.
713
00:31:35,276 --> 00:31:36,662
I'm just... I'm so tired
714
00:31:36,663 --> 00:31:39,711
of you seeing me as a failure.
715
00:31:39,712 --> 00:31:41,862
Andrew, if you would
go through all of this
716
00:31:41,863 --> 00:31:43,670
rather than come to me for help,
717
00:31:43,671 --> 00:31:46,083
then I am the one who's failed.
718
00:31:50,295 --> 00:31:52,915
How about we just agree
that we both failed?
719
00:31:56,439 --> 00:31:57,956
So what are you gonna do now?
720
00:31:58,103 --> 00:32:00,474
I don't know. I had a
pretty good setup there...
721
00:32:00,475 --> 00:32:02,887
a place to live, somebody who needed me,
722
00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:05,738
all the frozen custard I could eat.
723
00:32:05,739 --> 00:32:07,562
Well, I don't have any custard,
724
00:32:07,563 --> 00:32:10,010
but I can offer you a place to stay,
725
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:14,039
and... someone else who needs you.
726
00:32:16,619 --> 00:32:17,735
All right.
727
00:32:18,715 --> 00:32:21,286
But just until I get
back on my feet again.
728
00:32:26,619 --> 00:32:28,472
Now let's talk about that party.
729
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:33,153
I could swear I saw Bryan with
a "Y" checking you out.
730
00:32:33,154 --> 00:32:35,118
Ah, well, actually,
731
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,875
I am more into Geoffrey with a "G."
732
00:32:37,876 --> 00:32:39,711
Now that's my gay son.
733
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:45,486
God, look at all the stuff we're doing.
734
00:32:45,487 --> 00:32:46,890
We used to be interesting.
735
00:32:46,891 --> 00:32:49,990
I know. We-we hiked.
We went to the theater.
736
00:32:49,991 --> 00:32:53,174
We-we took salsa lessons.
737
00:32:53,175 --> 00:32:55,444
And then came the kids.
738
00:32:55,528 --> 00:32:58,179
Ah, fun killers. Huh.
739
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,042
Mmm. This is amazing.
740
00:33:03,043 --> 00:33:05,379
It's even better than that
restaurant in New York.
741
00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:07,439
I don't know. That place was pretty good.
742
00:33:08,097 --> 00:33:09,322
How did we even find it?
743
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:10,935
- You don't remember?
- Mnh-mnh.
744
00:33:11,419 --> 00:33:14,098
We got caught in that torrential downpour.
745
00:33:14,099 --> 00:33:16,362
We ducked in there to dry off.
746
00:33:16,363 --> 00:33:20,002
Right. And then the owner insisted
on making us a special meal
747
00:33:20,003 --> 00:33:22,160
because we had that newlywed look.
748
00:33:26,879 --> 00:33:29,076
A lot of water under that bridge, huh?
749
00:33:30,385 --> 00:33:32,733
Yeah, but it was a pretty strong bridge.
750
00:33:36,722 --> 00:33:38,204
Look how young we were.
751
00:33:39,505 --> 00:33:40,652
Yeah.
752
00:33:42,577 --> 00:33:46,333
Back then I could actually see
without my reading glasses.
753
00:33:46,513 --> 00:33:48,771
Here you go. Best I can do for light.
754
00:33:48,772 --> 00:33:50,159
Thank you.
755
00:33:55,683 --> 00:33:56,879
Ha ha ha.
756
00:33:57,079 --> 00:33:59,460
I'm glad you kept these.
757
00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:02,243
Good memories, huh?
758
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,708
Yeah.
759
00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,531
You know, sometimes you just get...
760
00:34:08,376 --> 00:34:11,187
overwhelmed by work and...
761
00:34:12,264 --> 00:34:14,251
kids and life, and it's just...
762
00:34:15,305 --> 00:34:17,283
so easy to...
763
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,580
forget.
764
00:34:20,951 --> 00:34:21,923
Yeah.
765
00:34:23,448 --> 00:34:26,035
Yeah, it is.
766
00:34:28,262 --> 00:34:29,514
I'm on fire.
767
00:34:29,515 --> 00:34:30,982
Oh, my god. Oh, my god! I'on fire!
768
00:34:30,983 --> 00:34:33,235
Oh! Oh, my god! Oh!
769
00:34:38,632 --> 00:34:39,186
Are you okay?
770
00:34:39,187 --> 00:34:40,982
I think I burnt the skin.
771
00:34:40,983 --> 00:34:43,170
Oh, jeez. Let me see.
772
00:34:47,399 --> 00:34:49,299
Oh, it doesn't look so bad.
773
00:34:49,911 --> 00:34:51,763
I thought the power was out.
774
00:34:53,111 --> 00:34:55,763
They must have... fixed it.
775
00:34:56,359 --> 00:34:57,539
You set this up.
776
00:34:57,540 --> 00:34:59,336
You know, in-in my defense, I...
777
00:34:59,337 --> 00:35:00,418
What the hell is going on?
778
00:35:00,419 --> 00:35:02,774
I just wanted to see where we stood,
779
00:35:02,775 --> 00:35:04,774
if there was still anything between us,
780
00:35:04,775 --> 00:35:08,939
if we could find our way back
to those people in the pictures.
781
00:35:09,056 --> 00:35:10,460
By tricking me?
782
00:35:10,591 --> 00:35:12,551
I'm-I'm sorry about how I did it,
783
00:35:12,552 --> 00:35:15,011
but you can't deny what just happened.
784
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,004
You still feel something.
785
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:21,299
Jane just moved in with me,
786
00:35:21,736 --> 00:35:23,570
and you do this now?
787
00:35:38,072 --> 00:35:38,711
Hey mom.
788
00:35:38,726 --> 00:35:40,871
Hey. How was the concert?
789
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:41,844
Awesome.
790
00:35:42,231 --> 00:35:43,556
How'd it go with dad?
791
00:35:44,071 --> 00:35:45,245
Not so awesome.
792
00:35:45,246 --> 00:35:47,765
Yeah, I kinda got that
from the sweatpants.
793
00:35:47,766 --> 00:35:49,284
Mm. Come here, you.
794
00:35:51,138 --> 00:35:52,714
- Hi.
- Mm. Hi.
795
00:35:55,791 --> 00:35:57,002
So now what?
796
00:35:57,599 --> 00:35:59,820
I... don't know.
797
00:36:01,487 --> 00:36:03,211
Well, I'll tell you what you can't do.
798
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:04,900
Give up.
799
00:36:06,376 --> 00:36:07,987
Taylor Swift has this song...
800
00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:12,084
"You belong with me." It's...
801
00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,258
about how she won't stop loving this guy
802
00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:16,944
even though he's with the wrong girl.
803
00:36:17,076 --> 00:36:19,152
And when she sang it tonight,
804
00:36:20,227 --> 00:36:22,080
all I could think about was you and dad.
805
00:36:23,573 --> 00:36:25,279
And this guy she loves...
806
00:36:25,731 --> 00:36:27,808
does he eventually come to his senses?
807
00:36:28,883 --> 00:36:30,895
It wouldn't be a very
good video if he didn't.
808
00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:34,383
And don't worry.
809
00:36:34,948 --> 00:36:36,080
Dad will, too.
810
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:38,303
You think?
811
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:41,903
Mom, you're fighting for him.
812
00:36:42,564 --> 00:36:44,480
What guy doesn't like that?
813
00:36:45,683 --> 00:36:46,928
You know...
814
00:36:48,515 --> 00:36:50,255
when you say something
really smart like that,
815
00:36:50,256 --> 00:36:52,764
it makes me think I did a really good job.
816
00:36:57,264 --> 00:36:58,907
You think it's gonna blister?
817
00:36:59,070 --> 00:37:00,650
It's a first-degree burn.
818
00:37:00,651 --> 00:37:02,216
Tom, you'll be fine.
819
00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:04,520
But as your physician,
820
00:37:04,539 --> 00:37:07,800
let me recommend...
no more candlelit baths alone.
821
00:37:08,075 --> 00:37:10,087
Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
822
00:37:10,203 --> 00:37:12,442
Well, the good news is I can
declare you healthy enough
823
00:37:12,443 --> 00:37:15,815
for any and all sexual activity.
824
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,676
Actually...
825
00:37:21,736 --> 00:37:23,963
I need to get some work done.
826
00:37:26,127 --> 00:37:27,291
Okay.
827
00:37:27,388 --> 00:37:29,662
Well, the nice thing about
us living together...
828
00:37:29,663 --> 00:37:32,700
if you change your mind,
you know where to find me.
829
00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:41,983
Okay.
830
00:37:42,131 --> 00:37:44,047
That's the last of them.
831
00:37:44,283 --> 00:37:45,288
Okay.
832
00:37:45,548 --> 00:37:48,599
Actually, we're not done here.
833
00:37:50,077 --> 00:37:51,752
I want to talk to you.
834
00:37:53,035 --> 00:37:55,040
Is this about what happened at school?
835
00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,139
Yes.
836
00:38:00,448 --> 00:38:02,730
You need to know that it is never okay
837
00:38:02,731 --> 00:38:04,792
to throw a stapler at someone.
838
00:38:05,323 --> 00:38:06,414
I know.
839
00:38:06,415 --> 00:38:07,650
It's also never okay
840
00:38:07,651 --> 00:38:10,698
to sweep a bunch of
stuff off someone's desk
841
00:38:10,699 --> 00:38:13,480
because you don't like what
they're saying about your son.
842
00:38:15,292 --> 00:38:18,423
Particularly if they've
just had bunion surgery.
843
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,463
You did that to Mrs. Butters?
844
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,763
I'm not proud of it, but yeah.
845
00:38:23,355 --> 00:38:24,967
I was really mad.
846
00:38:26,891 --> 00:38:28,296
Just like you.
847
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:34,216
M.J., something horrible happened to you,
848
00:38:35,484 --> 00:38:38,566
and every time you started
to get angry about it,
849
00:38:39,643 --> 00:38:45,065
I wanted to cover it up with
ice cream or video games,
850
00:38:45,836 --> 00:38:48,984
but the truth is,
we shouldn't cover it up.
851
00:38:49,835 --> 00:38:51,480
We should let it out.
852
00:38:54,076 --> 00:38:56,967
Now we can't hurt people...
853
00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:01,192
but we can...
854
00:39:02,312 --> 00:39:03,699
hurt jam.
855
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,468
Mom!
856
00:39:14,807 --> 00:39:17,203
People sent us this to
help us feel better,
857
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,012
and it's going to,
858
00:39:19,831 --> 00:39:21,715
just not in the way they thought.
859
00:39:26,024 --> 00:39:27,283
Come on, buddy.
860
00:39:28,103 --> 00:39:30,323
You got a lot to be angry about.
861
00:39:32,295 --> 00:39:35,540
What happened... sucks.
862
00:40:02,632 --> 00:40:03,955
Oh, sweetie.
863
00:40:06,425 --> 00:40:08,175
I love you.
864
00:40:08,176 --> 00:40:09,567
I love you.
865
00:40:10,384 --> 00:40:12,715
I love you so much.
866
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:18,158
That's a cake I made for a
wedding a few years ago.
867
00:40:18,159 --> 00:40:19,234
I know what you're gonna say.
868
00:40:19,235 --> 00:40:21,103
- It's too extravagant.
- It's not big enough.
869
00:40:21,955 --> 00:40:24,785
Oh. Well, I suppose
we could add another tier.
870
00:40:25,315 --> 00:40:26,479
Make it two.
871
00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:29,808
I really appreciate this, Bree.
872
00:40:30,227 --> 00:40:32,159
Ben is such a guy.
873
00:40:32,371 --> 00:40:34,479
He's not gonna be any help
planning this wedding.
874
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,042
Yes, especially since he's dealing
875
00:40:36,043 --> 00:40:38,967
with the nasty business of the body.
876
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:41,639
Oh, that? No, Ben's in the clear.
877
00:40:41,819 --> 00:40:42,718
Really?
878
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,406
Yeah, the cops called this morning.
879
00:40:44,407 --> 00:40:47,478
Uh, they figured out the guy they found
880
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:48,998
died eight months ago.
881
00:40:48,999 --> 00:40:51,427
That was way before Ben
started construction.
882
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:55,091
Yeah, the cops think the guy
was just some poor drifter.
883
00:40:55,092 --> 00:40:56,091
Anyway, it's over.
884
00:40:56,092 --> 00:40:57,223
Oh, good.
885
00:40:57,564 --> 00:40:59,387
Well, now we can focus all our energy
886
00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:02,312
on giving you the best
wedding in the world.
887
00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:05,384
Tomorrow we'll start our planning.
888
00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:10,610
Yes, in life,
889
00:41:10,611 --> 00:41:14,575
when we see an opportunity,
we have to take it,
890
00:41:17,651 --> 00:41:18,970
whether it's the hope
891
00:41:18,971 --> 00:41:22,279
of winning back the love of our life...
892
00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:27,479
a shot at proving our worth...
893
00:41:29,723 --> 00:41:34,343
or the chance to show a
child the right path.
894
00:41:39,675 --> 00:41:42,775
But sometimes when we answer the call...
895
00:41:42,954 --> 00:41:43,475
Hello?
896
00:41:43,476 --> 00:41:44,850
Hi. It's Bree.
897
00:41:44,851 --> 00:41:49,163
We have no idea what
opportunity awaits us.
898
00:41:49,164 --> 00:41:51,064
Renee just told me the good news,
899
00:41:51,483 --> 00:41:55,003
and I wanted to thank you
for keeping my secret.
900
00:41:55,004 --> 00:41:57,390
Ah, no worries. I told you I would.
901
00:41:57,582 --> 00:42:00,213
I know but even when suspicion
moved on to you,
902
00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:02,667
you still protected me,
and that's very honorable.
903
00:42:02,668 --> 00:42:04,186
Really, it was no big deal.
904
00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:05,386
Maybe not to you.
905
00:42:05,387 --> 00:42:08,006
You're not the one who
put a body in the ground.
906
00:42:08,007 --> 00:42:09,942
You have to understand,
a day doesn't go by
907
00:42:09,943 --> 00:42:13,236
when that does not weigh
heavily on my conscience.
908
00:42:14,039 --> 00:42:15,204
Gotcha.
909
00:42:16,290 --> 00:42:19,259
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