1 00:00:00,395 --> 00:00:02,295 Previously on "Desperate Housewives" 2 00:00:02,361 --> 00:00:06,284 At Mike's funeral, Susan and M.J. said good-bye. 3 00:00:06,285 --> 00:00:08,285 Gaby gave her blessing. 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,492 You should quit your job. 5 00:00:09,546 --> 00:00:11,707 If being a counselor is gonna make you happy, 6 00:00:11,742 --> 00:00:13,008 then that's what you should do. 7 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:16,021 Lynette spoke her mind about Tom's girlfriend... 8 00:00:16,022 --> 00:00:19,017 I actually don't think it's gonna last that much longer. 9 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:21,025 And the police gathered more evidence. 10 00:00:21,026 --> 00:00:25,026 - Someone is accusing you of killing Mr. Sanchez. - That's just silly. 11 00:00:25,214 --> 00:00:29,160 I wanna make sure we get enough to put this bitch away for good. 12 00:00:32,358 --> 00:00:36,428 Renee Perry had waited many months for a proposal, 13 00:00:36,429 --> 00:00:40,423 and for many months, she had been disappointed. 14 00:00:40,424 --> 00:00:45,416 There had been cozy evening by the fire... 15 00:00:45,451 --> 00:00:48,408 that didn't go the way she had hoped. 16 00:00:50,588 --> 00:00:54,592 A romantic moment in Wisteria park... 17 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:56,178 that wasn't so romantic 18 00:00:56,179 --> 00:01:00,102 after all. 19 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:04,110 And a beautiful picnic by a lake... 20 00:01:04,111 --> 00:01:06,082 that turned out to be 21 00:01:06,117 --> 00:01:08,128 nothing more than a picnic. 22 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:14,174 So when disappointment struck again... 23 00:01:16,136 --> 00:01:19,068 Renee decided to speak up. 24 00:01:19,069 --> 00:01:20,106 Dessert? 25 00:01:20,107 --> 00:01:22,364 That's the big finale to a 6-course meal? 26 00:01:22,455 --> 00:01:23,380 Dessert? 27 00:01:23,472 --> 00:01:25,468 Were you expecting, like, a cheese course? 28 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:26,467 No! 29 00:01:26,468 --> 00:01:28,450 I was expecting a ring. 30 00:01:28,451 --> 00:01:30,547 You have red roses, champagne. 31 00:01:30,582 --> 00:01:32,483 You are sending me every signal in the world 32 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:34,477 that I'm about to get a big proposal 33 00:01:34,478 --> 00:01:36,489 and instead, I get a cookie. 34 00:01:36,524 --> 00:01:37,535 Well, it's a chocolate souffle. 35 00:01:37,536 --> 00:01:40,550 Whatever. I am not a young woman. 36 00:01:40,551 --> 00:01:43,550 I don't know how many more fake outs my heart can take. 37 00:01:43,551 --> 00:01:47,542 Okay, fine. I-I was gonna propose tonight. 38 00:01:47,543 --> 00:01:49,559 I just did such a horrible job the first time, 39 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:52,531 I-I... I wanted this to be exceptional. 40 00:01:52,566 --> 00:01:54,522 They call it "popping the question," 41 00:01:54,523 --> 00:01:56,530 not "dragging it out to eternity," 44 00:02:01,486 --> 00:02:05,489 Oh, lord. Just give me the last paragraph. 45 00:02:07,551 --> 00:02:10,450 Uh... 46 00:02:10,451 --> 00:02:11,509 Okay. 47 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:13,543 "For all these reasons and more, 48 00:02:13,578 --> 00:02:16,510 it is with great honor, that I ask you if you"... 49 00:02:18,493 --> 00:02:20,522 uh, we're ignoring that. Keep going. 50 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,501 "...I-if you would consider making me 51 00:02:22,502 --> 00:02:24,471 the happiest man in the"... 52 00:02:24,472 --> 00:02:26,438 Go away! 53 00:02:26,439 --> 00:02:28,497 It's the police. 54 00:02:28,532 --> 00:02:32,443 We're looking for a Mr. Ben Faulkner. 55 00:02:36,551 --> 00:02:40,501 I'm Ben Faulkner. How can I help you? 56 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:43,538 You own the condominium project under construction at Chapman woods? 57 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,506 I used to. Bank owns it now. 58 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,481 You mind coming down to the station with us? 59 00:02:47,482 --> 00:02:50,476 I want to ask you about a body we found on the site. 60 00:02:50,477 --> 00:02:52,556 Is... he under arrest? 61 00:02:52,591 --> 00:02:56,468 No, ma'am. We just want to ask you boyfriend a few questions. 62 00:02:57,522 --> 00:02:59,535 Wait! 63 00:03:02,518 --> 00:03:04,451 Ah. 64 00:03:08,535 --> 00:03:12,438 He's not my boyfriend. He's my fiance. 65 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:17,496 Yes, Renee Perry had waited a long time for a proposal... 66 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,456 Okay. Now you can take him. 67 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:25,451 and she wasn't about to let it slip through her fingers. 68 00:03:38,506 --> 00:03:41,442 Bree Van de Kamp started every morning 69 00:03:41,443 --> 00:03:44,513 by catching up on the latest news, 70 00:03:44,514 --> 00:03:49,559 but sometimes the news came from an unexpected source. 71 00:03:50,654 --> 00:03:54,603 Hey, Bree. Look what happened to my hand. 72 00:03:54,604 --> 00:03:56,153 Oh, my goodness! 73 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:56,994 Are you... 74 00:03:57,078 --> 00:03:58,112 We're getting married. 75 00:03:58,648 --> 00:04:00,621 Oh, how wonderful! 76 00:04:00,622 --> 00:04:02,659 - Yeah, we're pretty happy. - "Pretty happy"? 77 00:04:02,694 --> 00:04:04,601 Oh, we're ecstatic. Knickers to the wind. 78 00:04:04,732 --> 00:04:05,819 Over the moon. 79 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,785 Congratulations. When did this happen? 80 00:04:07,786 --> 00:04:09,747 Last night. Oh, and get this... 81 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,763 in the middle of his big, romantic proposal, 82 00:04:11,764 --> 00:04:13,819 the cops come by to ask about some dead body 83 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,819 they found at the construction site. 84 00:04:17,802 --> 00:04:19,759 So tell me more. 85 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,838 Well, I definitely want a big wedding. Bridesmaids, the works. 86 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:25,760 I was talking about the body. What did the police say? 87 00:04:25,795 --> 00:04:26,841 Uh, not much. You know, I told them 88 00:04:26,842 --> 00:04:28,852 that I didn't know anything about it, and they believed me. 89 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,781 Good. 90 00:04:30,816 --> 00:04:31,846 Although I have to say, 91 00:04:31,847 --> 00:04:33,825 I'm surprised you didn't tell me sooner. 92 00:04:33,826 --> 00:04:35,806 - You know... - Oh, we're sorry. Uh, it was late, 93 00:04:35,807 --> 00:04:37,806 and I wanted to tell my sister first. 94 00:04:37,807 --> 00:04:39,764 Again, talking about the body. 95 00:04:39,799 --> 00:04:40,806 Why would we tell you that? 96 00:04:40,807 --> 00:04:43,763 And why are we talking about this and not me? 97 00:04:43,764 --> 00:04:46,763 Quite right. I-I just would hate to see this tragic news 98 00:04:46,764 --> 00:04:48,756 interfere with your happy day. 99 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:49,833 And I don't think it will, 100 00:04:49,834 --> 00:04:51,806 but I really don't think you should worry about it. 101 00:04:51,807 --> 00:04:55,735 Uh, the police don't seem like they're gonna pose a problem. 102 00:04:57,777 --> 00:04:58,789 That was judge Kemp. 103 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:00,805 He just signed off on that warrant. 104 00:05:00,806 --> 00:05:02,826 For Bree Van de Kamp? 105 00:05:02,827 --> 00:05:04,772 That was fast. 106 00:05:04,773 --> 00:05:06,810 I might've called in some favors. 107 00:05:06,845 --> 00:05:08,798 The sooner I can prove she's guilty, 108 00:05:08,799 --> 00:05:12,742 the sooner I can watch her pay for it. 109 00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:15,755 We got another one. Um, mitzi kinsky. 110 00:05:15,756 --> 00:05:18,797 "Mike was a ray of sunshine on our street. 111 00:05:18,798 --> 00:05:20,738 He will be missed dearly." 112 00:05:20,739 --> 00:05:23,763 Isn't that lovely? Everybody's been so generous. 113 00:05:23,764 --> 00:05:26,742 Yeah. Ten jars of homemade jam. 114 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:28,756 I don't know if she was being generous 115 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:30,748 or just cleaning out her basement. 116 00:05:30,749 --> 00:05:34,805 Well, either way, it's a gesture of love and support. 117 00:05:34,806 --> 00:05:37,747 Makes me feel better. 118 00:05:37,748 --> 00:05:39,813 There is my baby boy. 119 00:05:39,814 --> 00:05:41,830 Morning, bub. 120 00:05:41,831 --> 00:05:44,769 Eggs on a raft, 121 00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:45,839 just the way you like 'em. 122 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,797 These smell gross. 123 00:05:48,798 --> 00:05:50,798 Okay, um, not a problem. 124 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:52,785 Is there something else you'd like me to... 125 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,805 M.J. 126 00:05:54,806 --> 00:05:56,730 It's okay, honey. 127 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:58,756 Um, what do you want? 128 00:05:58,791 --> 00:05:59,852 Strawberry ice cream. 129 00:05:59,853 --> 00:06:01,802 Uh, buddy, I don't think 130 00:06:01,837 --> 00:06:03,796 that's the healthiest way to start your day. 131 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:04,798 I don't care what you think. 132 00:06:04,799 --> 00:06:06,789 Well... 133 00:06:06,824 --> 00:06:07,848 Maybe just this once. 134 00:06:07,849 --> 00:06:10,819 I'll get you a bowl. 135 00:06:14,735 --> 00:06:17,798 Or, uh, no bowl is good. 136 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,737 I'm gonna eat this in front of the TV. 137 00:06:19,738 --> 00:06:20,819 Can you bring me some Sprinkles? 138 00:06:20,820 --> 00:06:22,819 Of course, honey. 139 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:25,813 Uh, mom. 140 00:06:25,814 --> 00:06:29,847 What? It's just ice cream, okay? 141 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,813 He lost his dad. 142 00:06:31,814 --> 00:06:34,768 Okay. 143 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:38,751 Mom, where's my Sprinkles? 144 00:06:38,752 --> 00:06:40,755 Coming! 145 00:06:40,756 --> 00:06:42,830 Whoa. What's... going on here? 146 00:06:42,831 --> 00:06:45,826 I thought I'd kick off your big resignation day 147 00:06:45,827 --> 00:06:48,760 with a power breakfast. 148 00:06:48,795 --> 00:06:50,793 Plus the expiration on this sausage was yesterday. 149 00:06:50,794 --> 00:06:53,833 I gotta say, now that the day is finally here, 150 00:06:53,834 --> 00:06:55,791 I'm starting to get a little freaked out. 151 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:56,843 Don't you worry. 152 00:06:56,844 --> 00:06:58,813 I've made a decision. 153 00:06:58,814 --> 00:07:00,784 I'm getting a job. 154 00:07:00,785 --> 00:07:02,847 What? You don't have to do that. 155 00:07:02,848 --> 00:07:04,847 No, I want to. It's time I help out. 156 00:07:04,848 --> 00:07:07,730 I owe it to you. 157 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,805 So I wrote up a resume, 158 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:12,780 I booked a meeting at an employment agency, 159 00:07:12,781 --> 00:07:16,852 and I even bought myself a girlie briefcase. 160 00:07:16,887 --> 00:07:18,810 But I thought we were just gonna cut back, 161 00:07:18,811 --> 00:07:20,747 live a smaller life? 162 00:07:20,748 --> 00:07:22,834 Yeah, I thought about that. 163 00:07:22,835 --> 00:07:25,743 Then I decided I want a slightly bigger life, 164 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:26,802 so I figure if I work, 165 00:07:26,803 --> 00:07:29,801 the girls can stay in private school, we can keep both cars, 166 00:07:29,802 --> 00:07:31,793 and maybe even take 167 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:33,831 one of those ski trips we talked about canceling. 168 00:07:33,832 --> 00:07:36,788 Gaby, I love that you're trying to help, 169 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:39,798 but an entry-level salary is not gonna cover the cost of skis, 170 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:41,791 let alone five nights at the Ritz. 171 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:43,846 Well, maybe not now, but if I work my way up the ladder, 172 00:07:43,847 --> 00:07:45,831 in a few years, I'll be pulling in the big bucks, 173 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:47,776 just like you do. 174 00:07:47,777 --> 00:07:49,751 Or did. 175 00:07:49,752 --> 00:07:52,734 What kind of ladder are we talking about here? 176 00:07:52,735 --> 00:07:54,752 What is it that you're gonna do? 177 00:07:54,787 --> 00:07:56,798 I don't know yet. That's where the employment lady comes in. 178 00:07:56,799 --> 00:07:58,776 She's gonna help me figure out 179 00:07:58,777 --> 00:08:01,784 how to best utilize my "skill set." 180 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:04,759 Yeah, I read that in one of your business magazines. 181 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,830 I'm proud of you stepping up like this. 182 00:08:07,831 --> 00:08:09,847 I hope you find a job that has health care, 183 00:08:09,848 --> 00:08:11,822 'cause my benefits end today. 184 00:08:11,823 --> 00:08:13,777 What? 185 00:08:13,812 --> 00:08:15,785 No risky meat without benefits. 186 00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:19,852 Yeah, Doug and I eloped, 187 00:08:19,853 --> 00:08:23,734 so this time, I want an over-the-top wedding... 188 00:08:23,735 --> 00:08:25,756 horse-drawn carriages, fireworks, 189 00:08:25,791 --> 00:08:27,793 poodles dyed purple. 190 00:08:29,764 --> 00:08:31,780 Uh, is this weird, 191 00:08:31,781 --> 00:08:33,759 me going on about how happy I am 192 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,842 while you're all sad and single? 193 00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:39,818 Actually, I'm hoping I won't be single for long. 194 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,842 I've decided to try to get Tom back. 195 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:43,838 So we're done talking about me? 196 00:08:43,839 --> 00:08:45,797 Yeah. Kinda. 197 00:08:45,865 --> 00:08:46,914 Great. 198 00:08:46,915 --> 00:08:48,868 So what are you thinking? 199 00:08:48,869 --> 00:08:50,839 I figure I'll just come clean, 200 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,810 tell him I screwed up, and beg him to come back. 201 00:08:54,845 --> 00:08:56,904 It's amazing you landed a man in the first place. 202 00:08:56,905 --> 00:08:58,802 Well, what do you think I should do? 203 00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:00,868 Oh. Throw yourself at him. 204 00:09:00,869 --> 00:09:03,885 Next time he stops by, let a boob fall out of your blouse 205 00:09:03,886 --> 00:09:07,898 or maybe bend over in those tight-ass jeans. 206 00:09:07,933 --> 00:09:08,915 That's not gonna work. 207 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,831 You're right. Sorry. 208 00:09:10,866 --> 00:09:12,810 What do I know about getting a man? 209 00:09:12,811 --> 00:09:13,864 Oh, wait. 210 00:09:13,865 --> 00:09:14,868 A lot. 211 00:09:14,869 --> 00:09:16,848 Come on. Help. 212 00:09:16,883 --> 00:09:18,808 It's not gonna be easy splitting them up. 213 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:20,919 They just moved in together and they seem so happy. 214 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,819 Of course they're happy. They're in that honeymoon phase. 215 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:24,919 They're still taking trips, 216 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,835 laughing at each other's jokes, 217 00:09:26,836 --> 00:09:28,864 pretending they're interested in museums. 218 00:09:28,865 --> 00:09:30,868 We had a honeymoon phase, too. 219 00:09:30,869 --> 00:09:32,873 Maybe I need to remind him of that. 220 00:09:32,908 --> 00:09:33,915 Well, remind him naked. 221 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:36,805 The only tricky part is gonna be getting him alone. 222 00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:38,905 Jane watches him like a hawk, 223 00:09:38,906 --> 00:09:40,885 a tall, bitchy hawk. 224 00:09:40,886 --> 00:09:42,893 Well, whatever you do, do it soon. 225 00:09:42,894 --> 00:09:44,894 I'm not gonna waste a plus one at my wedding 226 00:09:44,929 --> 00:09:47,806 unless I know it's serious. 227 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:52,893 Hey. Mom? 228 00:09:52,894 --> 00:09:54,851 Andrew! 229 00:09:54,852 --> 00:09:55,872 Oh! 230 00:09:55,873 --> 00:09:58,877 It's wonderful to see you. How are you? 231 00:09:58,912 --> 00:10:00,869 I'm good. I'm good. I'm really good. 232 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:03,843 Really? Because your sister told me you lost your job. 233 00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,797 I've been so worried. 234 00:10:05,798 --> 00:10:07,815 Didn't you get any of the messages I left? 235 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:09,856 I've just been really busy. Uh, but everything's fine. 236 00:10:09,857 --> 00:10:11,801 In fact, I met someone. 237 00:10:11,802 --> 00:10:13,864 You did? That's wonderful. 238 00:10:13,865 --> 00:10:16,835 I know how hard your breakup from Alex was. 239 00:10:16,836 --> 00:10:18,877 I'm so happy that you're moving on. 240 00:10:18,912 --> 00:10:20,894 Yeah, well, you know, it's only been a few months, 241 00:10:20,895 --> 00:10:23,801 but, uh, it's pretty serious. 242 00:10:23,802 --> 00:10:24,886 How serious? 243 00:10:24,921 --> 00:10:26,606 Serious enough that we were driving through town, 244 00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:28,495 and I thought the two of you should meet. 245 00:10:28,577 --> 00:10:29,905 He's here? 246 00:10:29,919 --> 00:10:31,851 Oh. 247 00:10:31,852 --> 00:10:33,815 Uh, yeah, well, I... 248 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,856 I want you to keep an open mind. 249 00:10:40,886 --> 00:10:42,873 Who's this? 250 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:43,919 This is Mary Beth, 251 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,868 my fiancee. 252 00:10:53,384 --> 00:10:55,376 I'm so glad to finally meet you. 253 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,104 I've been telling this guy 254 00:10:57,151 --> 00:11:00,122 I can't marry him until I meet his mom. 255 00:11:00,455 --> 00:11:02,441 So you're really engaged 256 00:11:02,442 --> 00:11:04,421 to... each other? 257 00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:06,380 Uh, yeah. 258 00:11:06,402 --> 00:11:09,444 Yeah, and remember, you're happy I've moved on, right? 259 00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:11,493 I just have so many questions. 260 00:11:11,494 --> 00:11:14,443 I know what you must be thinking. It's too soon. 261 00:11:14,444 --> 00:11:16,463 No, that's not what I'm thinking. 262 00:11:16,464 --> 00:11:18,413 Mom. 263 00:11:18,414 --> 00:11:20,022 I'm sorry. It's just that you're very different 264 00:11:20,031 --> 00:11:23,105 than all of the other... dates Andrew's brought home. 265 00:11:23,106 --> 00:11:27,030 Well, you know, people change. 266 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:29,042 So how did you two meet anyway? 267 00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:30,510 Oh, it's a real cute story. 268 00:11:30,561 --> 00:11:33,607 I was at the community center for my overeaters anonymous meeting, 269 00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:36,578 but I went into the A.A. meeting by mistake. 270 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,875 And by "mistake," I mean I remembered how drunks love their doughnuts. 271 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,020 So as I was reaching for a buttermilk glazed, 272 00:11:43,021 --> 00:11:44,895 there was Andrew. 273 00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:46,404 You were in overeaters anonymous? 274 00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:48,506 Yeah, I actually lost 220 pounds 275 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:53,894 and then gained 160 pounds of grade "A" beefcake! 276 00:11:55,093 --> 00:11:56,151 Isn't she adorable? 277 00:11:56,152 --> 00:11:58,122 Uh-huh. 278 00:11:58,157 --> 00:12:00,091 Andrew, would you help me in the kitchen? 279 00:12:00,092 --> 00:12:03,146 I'd like to get some tea biscuits, and they're on a very high shelf. 280 00:12:03,147 --> 00:12:05,172 Ooh, tea biscuits. 281 00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:09,093 46 calories. 282 00:12:12,143 --> 00:12:14,171 Andrew, I do not understand. 283 00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:16,125 What is going on here? 284 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,150 Look, I-I know it's not who you were expecting, 285 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:21,151 but remember how you always said that being gay was just a phase, 286 00:12:21,186 --> 00:12:23,131 that I-I just needed to meet the right girl? 287 00:12:23,132 --> 00:12:25,143 Well, you were right. 288 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,118 Just be happy for me. 289 00:12:37,697 --> 00:12:38,785 Come on. Back to bed. 290 00:12:38,786 --> 00:12:41,697 M.J., it is 2:00 in the morning. 291 00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:42,760 You should be in bed. 292 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:45,776 You can't tell me what to do. 293 00:12:45,811 --> 00:12:47,747 What did you just say to me? 294 00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:52,713 Hey. Turn that back on! 295 00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:53,771 Mnh-mnh. 296 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,693 Guys? 297 00:12:55,728 --> 00:12:56,766 What's going on in here? 298 00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:58,747 I am trying to get M.J. back to bed. 299 00:12:58,748 --> 00:12:59,893 I can't sleep. 300 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,564 Yeah, well, blowing up aliens isn't gonna help. 301 00:13:01,744 --> 00:13:02,775 Come on. 302 00:13:02,776 --> 00:13:04,435 No, I wanna play my game. 303 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:05,892 Turn it back on now! 304 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:08,492 Shh. Shh. Don't get upset. 305 00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:09,635 You can finish your game. 306 00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:12,597 What? 307 00:13:13,631 --> 00:13:15,626 Just for a little while, 308 00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:18,572 then you have to go back to bed, okay? 309 00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:22,539 Mom, can I talk to you for a second? 310 00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:28,630 I think you're making a mistake. 311 00:13:28,631 --> 00:13:30,621 It's not that big a deal. 312 00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:32,571 Yes, it is. 313 00:13:32,572 --> 00:13:36,613 Look, I know what he's going through is awful, 314 00:13:36,614 --> 00:13:38,631 but this isn't helping. 315 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:40,610 He's totally taking advantage of you. 316 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,621 He's not taking advantage. 317 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,631 He's traumatized, 318 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:47,618 and it's killing me to see what he's going through, 319 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,634 so if I can give him a little joy 320 00:13:50,635 --> 00:13:53,601 by letting him play video games, 321 00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:55,585 that's what I'm gonna do. 322 00:14:00,627 --> 00:14:03,546 So I'm looking to make in the 6-figure range, 323 00:14:03,547 --> 00:14:05,538 plus benefits, of course. 324 00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:09,585 And I have two young girls, so flexible hours would be good. 325 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:11,572 And we always take this big vacation, 326 00:14:11,573 --> 00:14:13,614 so I'll need two weeks off. Maybe three. 327 00:14:13,649 --> 00:14:15,622 You know what? Just give me all of august. 328 00:14:17,568 --> 00:14:20,584 So what do you got for me? 329 00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,538 A reality check. 330 00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:23,943 Excuse me? 331 00:14:23,977 --> 00:14:26,958 Mrs. Solis, you're gonna have to adjust your expectations. 332 00:14:27,019 --> 00:14:28,563 Up? 333 00:14:28,564 --> 00:14:31,592 No. Have you not been reading the newspapers? 334 00:14:31,593 --> 00:14:33,601 The job market right now is brutal. 335 00:14:33,636 --> 00:14:35,622 I have people with phds that I can't find jobs for, 336 00:14:35,623 --> 00:14:40,550 and frankly, your job experience is very limited. 337 00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,584 Modeling, modeling, modeling. 338 00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:44,605 Okay. Okay. Okay. 339 00:14:44,606 --> 00:14:45,630 Print, 340 00:14:45,631 --> 00:14:47,538 runway, 341 00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:48,600 boat show. 342 00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:50,621 Who's the job expert here? 343 00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:52,860 Plus, there's a 15-year gap here. 344 00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:55,967 Yeah, to be a doting wife and a loving mother of two. 345 00:14:56,032 --> 00:14:58,559 You have experience with children. 346 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,567 I have a job at a day care center. 347 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,581 And deal with other people's kids? 348 00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:04,618 I don't even like my own. 349 00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:06,627 Look, you didn't go to college, 350 00:15:06,662 --> 00:15:08,618 you didn't even graduate high school, 351 00:15:08,619 --> 00:15:11,538 and your only references are 352 00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:13,542 photographers and aging rock stars. 353 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:16,550 In today's market, you're basically unemployable. 354 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:20,239 And you actually get paid for this? 355 00:15:20,281 --> 00:15:21,574 So now what am I supposed to do? 356 00:15:21,615 --> 00:15:24,580 Well, you could start planning that august vacation. 357 00:15:33,194 --> 00:15:36,143 Gabrielle Solis was depressed, 358 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,147 and when she was depressed, 359 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:42,143 nothing lifted her spirits like a good workout... 360 00:15:42,144 --> 00:15:44,193 of her credit card. 361 00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,693 May I help you? 362 00:15:45,783 --> 00:15:47,790 Yeah, uh, I just wanna get that little red scarf 363 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,836 I saw in the window. Then I'll be on my way. 364 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:52,244 All right. 365 00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:54,306 Although that... 366 00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:56,752 black sheath dress would go perfect with it. 367 00:15:56,787 --> 00:15:57,756 Mm. 368 00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,832 Look at those over-the-knee boots! 369 00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:02,829 Okay. Who am I kidding? 370 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:05,507 Get me a double cappuccino and muscular stock boy. 371 00:16:05,571 --> 00:16:08,524 Mama needs a new pair of everything. 372 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:17,023 I said taupe. This is clearly beige. 373 00:16:17,024 --> 00:16:18,307 We don't have it in taupe. 374 00:16:18,317 --> 00:16:20,770 Second floor, third mannequin from the left. Look alive. 375 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:24,061 I'll try these in plum, 376 00:16:24,062 --> 00:16:26,015 these in leopard, 377 00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:28,225 these... oh, forget it. 378 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,287 No lady wants to see anything under 4 inches. 379 00:16:34,216 --> 00:16:37,216 You go with you. You go with you. 380 00:16:37,242 --> 00:16:39,288 You go away. 381 00:16:42,322 --> 00:16:45,276 No one's been able to make that romper work. 382 00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:46,326 Should we help her? 383 00:16:46,327 --> 00:16:49,292 Stay back. She knows what she's doing. 384 00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:54,251 Navy blazer, silver hoop earrings, platform wedge. 385 00:16:56,255 --> 00:16:59,301 And a red patent leather clutch. 386 00:17:01,305 --> 00:17:04,272 Genius! Genius. 387 00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:14,300 Everything looks and smells so amazing, Mrs. Van de Kamp. 388 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,258 Do you mind if I take a picture? 389 00:17:16,259 --> 00:17:17,263 Of the food? 390 00:17:17,298 --> 00:17:19,247 That way I eat just a little bit now, 391 00:17:19,248 --> 00:17:20,538 and then later, when I'm hungry, 392 00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:22,577 I can look at the picture and get full on the memory. 393 00:17:23,264 --> 00:17:25,330 Don't you just wanna eat her up? 394 00:17:25,396 --> 00:17:27,182 Not before I take a picture of her. 395 00:17:28,761 --> 00:17:31,790 You know, Mary Beth, I just realized I don't know a thing about you. 396 00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,203 What do you do? 397 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:34,291 Well, actually, nothing. 398 00:17:34,292 --> 00:17:36,289 My parents have been pretty generous. 399 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:38,272 Oh, really? What, uh, sort of work are they in? 400 00:17:38,273 --> 00:17:39,606 None of your business, mom. 401 00:17:39,695 --> 00:17:40,750 No, no. It's okay. 402 00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:43,736 They invented Mary Beth's frozen custard. 403 00:17:43,737 --> 00:17:46,740 Mary Beth? You're that Mary Beth? 404 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:49,410 Recognize me? The kid on the carton? 405 00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:52,647 It's in every supermarket in the country. 406 00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:55,662 It must be a multibillion dollar... 407 00:17:57,688 --> 00:17:59,612 Oh. 408 00:18:02,683 --> 00:18:04,679 Would you help me in the kitchen, Andrew? 409 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,621 Now. 410 00:18:09,124 --> 00:18:11,191 Andrew, I knew you were having financial troubles, 411 00:18:11,192 --> 00:18:13,194 but I never thought you'd stoop to this. 412 00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:15,179 - What? - She's an heiress. 413 00:18:15,214 --> 00:18:17,162 You're obviously marrying her for her money. 414 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,203 I'm marrying her because I'm crazy about her. 415 00:18:19,204 --> 00:18:22,136 We love the same movies. She makes me laugh. 416 00:18:22,137 --> 00:18:25,111 She gets me. She's really an amazing girl. 417 00:18:25,112 --> 00:18:27,132 I think I found your good side! 418 00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:29,141 Smile, gnocchi. 419 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,200 She's disturbed. 420 00:18:30,201 --> 00:18:33,128 Okay. All right. She's a little eccentric, 421 00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:35,207 but you know what? I love her. 422 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:39,111 Andrew Van de Kamp, you love Italian shoes. 423 00:18:39,112 --> 00:18:41,124 You love mid-century modern furniture. 424 00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:43,170 And according to your Internet history, you love... 425 00:18:43,171 --> 00:18:47,115 army doctors giving elaborate physicals to young recruits. 426 00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,158 But you do not love girls. 427 00:18:49,193 --> 00:18:51,131 Why can't you accept that I've changed? 428 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,127 Because homosexuality is not a choice. 429 00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:54,172 You were born this way. 430 00:18:54,173 --> 00:18:56,152 I'm the one who told you that. 431 00:18:56,153 --> 00:18:57,200 And it took me a long time, 432 00:18:57,201 --> 00:19:00,149 but I was finally able to wrap my head around it. 433 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:04,128 Honey, you're here, you're queer, and I'm used to it. 434 00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:07,186 You know what, mom? I'm not here anymore, all right? 435 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:10,161 Mary Beth, let's go. 436 00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:12,124 Hey. 437 00:19:12,159 --> 00:19:13,141 How was your dad's? 438 00:19:13,142 --> 00:19:14,144 Fine. 439 00:19:14,145 --> 00:19:15,149 Aw! 440 00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:17,136 She was in a bit of a mood, 441 00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:19,733 but I still love you unconditionally. 442 00:19:19,802 --> 00:19:21,160 Let me guess... did it have something to do 443 00:19:21,192 --> 00:19:25,124 with a certain Taylor Swift concert this Thursday night? 444 00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:26,181 I'm just saying, 445 00:19:26,182 --> 00:19:28,177 all my friends' moms are taking them. 446 00:19:28,178 --> 00:19:30,208 And all your friends' moms are gonna be deaf for two weeks, 447 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:32,824 like I was the last time I went to a concert. 448 00:19:32,911 --> 00:19:33,911 I'm not doing it. 449 00:19:33,912 --> 00:19:34,948 It's not fair. 450 00:19:34,949 --> 00:19:36,973 I am gonna go give Paige a bath. 451 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:38,931 Thank you for bringing her home. 452 00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:42,919 I'm gonna go grab your suitcase. 453 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,952 Mom! 454 00:19:43,953 --> 00:19:45,931 Please! 455 00:19:45,932 --> 00:19:48,906 It'd make you the bestest mom in the whole wide world! 456 00:19:48,907 --> 00:19:50,956 Nope. The matter is closed. 457 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,969 This sucks. 458 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,965 Hey. 459 00:19:54,966 --> 00:19:57,969 You know who else likes Taylor Swift? 460 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,920 Me. 461 00:19:59,955 --> 00:20:01,970 I mean, if your parents are okay with it, I'll take you. 462 00:20:01,971 --> 00:20:03,952 Oh, my God! 463 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,915 Oh! 464 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:08,944 You're the best! I'll check with my mom and call you? 465 00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:09,966 Can't wait. 466 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:12,899 Okay! 467 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,977 So? 468 00:20:15,978 --> 00:20:18,981 Totally worked. 469 00:20:18,982 --> 00:20:20,994 You'll have dad all to yourself Thursday night. 470 00:20:21,506 --> 00:20:24,501 You are the bestest girl in the whole wide world. 471 00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:40,984 Gaby! 472 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,945 Hi, babe. 473 00:20:52,222 --> 00:20:53,275 What is that? 474 00:20:53,276 --> 00:20:55,275 This? 475 00:20:55,276 --> 00:20:56,360 It's a boot. 476 00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:57,396 I bought a boot. 477 00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,425 You bought... one boot? 478 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,434 Yep. 'Cause I'm frugal. 479 00:21:01,435 --> 00:21:03,442 One day I'll buy the other one. 480 00:21:03,443 --> 00:21:05,414 That's all you bought? 481 00:21:05,449 --> 00:21:07,385 Because I got a call from the bank. 482 00:21:07,386 --> 00:21:11,425 Seems somebody was going crazy with your credit card. 483 00:21:11,426 --> 00:21:13,429 Huh. Maybe it was stolen. 484 00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:15,371 Yeah. 485 00:21:15,372 --> 00:21:18,421 By a size 0 with incredibly expensive taste. 486 00:21:18,422 --> 00:21:21,413 What is this shopping bag doing under the bed? 487 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,442 I bought a gift for a woman 488 00:21:23,443 --> 00:21:27,421 whose husband is in Iraq, fighting for our freedom. 489 00:21:27,422 --> 00:21:30,421 Gaby! You're taking it all back. 490 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,401 I can't. 491 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,550 Not if I've worn it. 492 00:21:36,514 --> 00:21:38,727 Can't take it back. Can't take it back now. 493 00:21:38,772 --> 00:21:39,777 See? It's all... 494 00:21:39,778 --> 00:21:41,792 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop! 495 00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:44,798 Our lives have changed. We can't afford this anymore. 496 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,827 Not unless you got some big job you haven't told me about. 497 00:21:51,823 --> 00:21:53,813 What's wrong? 498 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:56,784 I met with that job lady. 499 00:21:56,785 --> 00:21:59,793 But she basically said I'm not qualified to do anything. 500 00:21:59,828 --> 00:22:01,789 I didn't finish school. I've never had a real job. 501 00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:04,764 The only thing I've ever gotten paid for is being pretty. 502 00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:05,821 I just feel like my life 503 00:22:05,822 --> 00:22:07,798 has been one bad decision after another. 504 00:22:07,799 --> 00:22:12,818 Uh... what about the girls? 505 00:22:12,819 --> 00:22:14,792 What about marrying me? 506 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,818 That's the part that hurts the most. 507 00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:19,730 You guys are the only good thing I've ever done, 508 00:22:19,731 --> 00:22:22,792 and I feel like I'm letting you down. 509 00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:25,751 Gaby... 510 00:22:25,752 --> 00:22:27,780 you are smart. 511 00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,826 You'll figure something out, 512 00:22:29,827 --> 00:22:31,784 something great. 513 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,792 But in the meantime, 514 00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:37,755 all these clothes 515 00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:39,734 have to go back. 516 00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:40,764 I know. 517 00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:43,785 Could you just give us a moment alone? 518 00:22:49,781 --> 00:22:51,760 Hello? 519 00:22:51,795 --> 00:22:53,785 Yes, this is his mother. 520 00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,780 He did what? 521 00:22:56,781 --> 00:22:58,788 He threw a stapler at you? 522 00:22:58,789 --> 00:23:00,798 Yes, right at my head. 523 00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:02,789 Are you sure it wasn't an accident? 524 00:23:02,790 --> 00:23:05,776 He couldn't have been aiming at your head. 525 00:23:05,777 --> 00:23:06,939 What he said was... 526 00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:09,800 and I wrote this down because I wanted to be exact... 527 00:23:09,844 --> 00:23:10,886 "Leave me alone, 528 00:23:10,904 --> 00:23:13,894 or I'm going to throw this stapler at your head." 529 00:23:14,109 --> 00:23:16,112 I-I'm so sorry. 530 00:23:16,113 --> 00:23:18,566 You do know that M.J. just lost his father, right? 531 00:23:18,621 --> 00:23:21,634 I do. My heart goes out to both of you. 532 00:23:21,669 --> 00:23:23,671 But there is no place for violence in my classroom, 533 00:23:23,672 --> 00:23:26,629 no matter what the circumstances are at home. 534 00:23:26,630 --> 00:23:28,316 "Circumstances"? 535 00:23:28,358 --> 00:23:29,432 Um... 536 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:34,079 I mean, it's not like he just lost his favorite toy 537 00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:36,117 or a pet turtle. 538 00:23:36,118 --> 00:23:38,142 He... lost his dad. 539 00:23:38,143 --> 00:23:41,110 Yes, but if M.J. had thrown that stapler a little harder, 540 00:23:41,145 --> 00:23:44,060 my grandkids might have lost their grandmother. 541 00:23:45,102 --> 00:23:47,113 Well, I'm sure that he is sorry. 542 00:23:47,114 --> 00:23:50,117 He isn't. In fact, he said... and I quote... 543 00:23:50,118 --> 00:23:52,072 "Bull's-eye." 544 00:23:52,107 --> 00:23:54,118 I'm considering having him removed from my class. 545 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,117 Okay. Uh... 546 00:23:57,118 --> 00:24:00,080 What M.J. did was wrong, 547 00:24:00,081 --> 00:24:03,113 but... I'm finding it hard to believe 548 00:24:03,114 --> 00:24:06,142 that a person that spends so much time with children 549 00:24:06,143 --> 00:24:09,609 could be so oblivious to a child's pain. 550 00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:12,636 I have 20 other children I need to protect. 551 00:24:12,637 --> 00:24:15,632 And M.J. is a very angry little boy. 552 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:18,074 Well, of course he's angry. 553 00:24:18,149 --> 00:24:20,085 He's 9, 554 00:24:20,086 --> 00:24:24,085 and one of the most important and loving people 555 00:24:24,086 --> 00:24:26,169 in his life has just been ripped away from him, 556 00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:29,152 and now he has to live with the fact 557 00:24:29,153 --> 00:24:32,032 that his father is never coming back. 558 00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,066 Inside voices, please. 559 00:24:33,067 --> 00:24:35,047 Oh, to hell with your "inside voices." 560 00:24:35,048 --> 00:24:37,064 His father is dead. 561 00:24:37,099 --> 00:24:40,047 My husband is dead! 562 00:24:41,077 --> 00:24:44,052 Oh! My foot. 563 00:24:51,243 --> 00:24:54,243 It's her. 564 00:24:59,102 --> 00:25:01,681 Why is everyone looking at me? Did I do something wrong? 565 00:25:01,739 --> 00:25:03,723 No. No, in fact, we have done nothing 566 00:25:03,724 --> 00:25:06,784 but talk about your shopping skills for the last 24 hours. 567 00:25:06,785 --> 00:25:08,723 Really? 568 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:09,788 Yes. We even went back 569 00:25:09,789 --> 00:25:11,773 and watched the security tape to see it again. 570 00:25:11,774 --> 00:25:14,713 Well, keep the tape. It was my last show. 571 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,763 - What? - Uh, circumstances have changed. 572 00:25:16,764 --> 00:25:19,752 My shopping days are over. So just do me a favor. 573 00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:21,735 Wait till I'm gone to restock the boots. 574 00:25:21,736 --> 00:25:23,760 I can't cry again today. 575 00:25:23,795 --> 00:25:24,769 Uh, wait. Wait. 576 00:25:24,770 --> 00:25:27,747 Um, take care of these for Mrs. Solis 577 00:25:27,748 --> 00:25:30,768 and bring her a glass of champagne. 578 00:25:30,769 --> 00:25:32,701 - Champagne? - Mm-hmm. 579 00:25:32,702 --> 00:25:34,202 Did you not hear me? I'm broke. 580 00:25:34,276 --> 00:25:35,689 You have no reason to suck up to me anymore. 581 00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:38,751 Well, I do if I want you to work here. 582 00:25:38,752 --> 00:25:40,709 Huh? 583 00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:43,718 You see, you're like a... a shopping savant, 584 00:25:43,719 --> 00:25:45,713 and every day, women come in here 585 00:25:45,714 --> 00:25:48,731 with all the money in the world and no clue what to spend it on. 586 00:25:49,362 --> 00:25:50,383 You could help them. 587 00:25:50,384 --> 00:25:52,394 You mean like a personal shopper job? 588 00:25:52,395 --> 00:25:54,390 No, do not think of it as a job. 589 00:25:54,391 --> 00:25:56,394 For you, my dear, it is a calling. 590 00:25:56,395 --> 00:25:58,415 I don't know. 591 00:25:58,416 --> 00:26:00,386 Employees get a 40% discount. 592 00:26:00,387 --> 00:26:02,378 Hi. Welcome to Cumberly's. 593 00:26:02,379 --> 00:26:05,361 My name's Gabrielle. Can I help you? 594 00:26:16,047 --> 00:26:19,567 I want to thank you for accepting my apology 595 00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:21,688 and coming over before you left town. 596 00:26:21,723 --> 00:26:23,697 I feel like I haven't had the appropriate reaction 597 00:26:23,698 --> 00:26:25,625 to this wedding. 598 00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:27,675 No. No, no, you've been wonderful. 599 00:26:28,071 --> 00:26:29,095 Well, 600 00:26:29,096 --> 00:26:32,082 to show you how excited I am 601 00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:34,096 that my little boy is getting married, 602 00:26:34,131 --> 00:26:38,008 I've thrown you a surprise engagement party. 603 00:26:47,096 --> 00:26:50,025 Mom, what the hell is this? 604 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:52,006 Oh, I just invited some of your old friends over 605 00:26:52,007 --> 00:26:53,092 to congratulate you. 606 00:26:53,093 --> 00:26:56,012 Hey, girl. I haven't seen you in ages. 607 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:58,008 Those shoes are ferosh. 608 00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:02,016 Who's this hag? 609 00:27:02,017 --> 00:27:06,057 This is Andrew's fiancee Mary Beth. 610 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:08,095 Hi, Mary Beth. I'm Brian with an "I." 611 00:27:08,096 --> 00:27:11,070 This is Bryan with a "y." 612 00:27:11,071 --> 00:27:14,008 What is this about you getting married? We need to dish. 613 00:27:14,043 --> 00:27:15,096 Um, uh, sweetie, why don't... 614 00:27:15,097 --> 00:27:18,096 why don't you go in the kitchen and grab a drink? 615 00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:23,032 I just love those boys. 616 00:27:23,033 --> 00:27:26,049 They used to be here all the time. 617 00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:29,011 So what did you think of Andrew's friends? 618 00:27:29,012 --> 00:27:32,011 They seem sweet and very well-groomed. 619 00:27:32,012 --> 00:27:35,016 Well, yeah, but don't they seem, 620 00:27:35,017 --> 00:27:38,045 I don't know, a little... disco-y? 621 00:27:38,046 --> 00:27:41,011 Mrs. Van de Kamp, I know Andrew's gay. 622 00:27:41,012 --> 00:27:42,308 You do? 623 00:27:42,383 --> 00:27:44,050 We've never actually made love, 624 00:27:44,076 --> 00:27:47,999 and he has a picture of Michael Phelps next to his bed. 625 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,091 Says it's patriotic, but... 626 00:27:50,092 --> 00:27:53,091 I don't understand. If you know about him... 627 00:27:53,092 --> 00:27:55,095 you have to understand, 628 00:27:55,096 --> 00:27:57,095 I grew up fat and lonely. 629 00:27:57,096 --> 00:27:59,061 When I lost all the weight, 630 00:27:59,062 --> 00:28:03,074 I thought men would look at me differently, but they didn't. 631 00:28:03,075 --> 00:28:05,082 I just kind of gave up. 632 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:08,007 Oh, Mary Beth. 633 00:28:08,008 --> 00:28:10,095 But then I met Andrew. He's sweet, fun, 634 00:28:10,096 --> 00:28:13,011 and I just thought... 635 00:28:13,012 --> 00:28:15,011 I could do a lot worse. 636 00:28:15,012 --> 00:28:18,078 No. No. No. Now you listen to me. 637 00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:22,057 You deserve real romance and passion in your life. 638 00:28:22,058 --> 00:28:23,999 I know all about this. 639 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,049 I have been with plenty of men for companionship 640 00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:28,061 when it should've been for love. 641 00:28:28,062 --> 00:28:31,020 The right man for you is out there somewhere. 642 00:28:31,021 --> 00:28:33,033 You just can't settle. 643 00:28:33,068 --> 00:28:35,092 It's not fair to you or to Andrew. 644 00:28:51,046 --> 00:28:53,054 I think we need to talk. 645 00:28:55,096 --> 00:28:57,038 All right. 646 00:29:00,096 --> 00:29:02,066 Coming! 647 00:29:02,067 --> 00:29:05,007 Coming! Coming! 648 00:29:05,008 --> 00:29:06,029 Okay. 649 00:29:06,064 --> 00:29:08,012 Oh, no. 650 00:29:11,831 --> 00:29:12,860 Hey. 651 00:29:12,861 --> 00:29:15,452 Hey. I-I came as soon as I got your message. 652 00:29:15,496 --> 00:29:16,550 So power's out, huh? 653 00:29:16,551 --> 00:29:18,179 I know. This is so embarrassing. 654 00:29:18,182 --> 00:29:20,188 I just got off the phone with the electric company, 655 00:29:20,266 --> 00:29:22,373 and it turns out it's a faulty line, 656 00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:24,515 so they're gonna fix it first thing tomorrow morning. 657 00:29:24,516 --> 00:29:26,467 So you don't need me to look at anything or... 658 00:29:26,468 --> 00:29:28,479 I'm sorry. I feel terrible dragging you 659 00:29:28,514 --> 00:29:29,525 all the way over here, 660 00:29:29,526 --> 00:29:32,479 so you want something for your trouble? A drink or... 661 00:29:32,514 --> 00:29:34,477 Nah. No. No. I don't... I don't want to be in your hair. 662 00:29:34,478 --> 00:29:35,542 No, no. You're not. 663 00:29:35,543 --> 00:29:37,491 Honestly, it's a little scary 664 00:29:37,492 --> 00:29:40,533 being all alone in a dark house. 665 00:29:40,534 --> 00:29:42,562 Hence the hundreds of candles. 666 00:29:42,563 --> 00:29:45,554 Yeah, I did go a little overboard, huh? 667 00:29:45,555 --> 00:29:47,558 What are you cooking? 668 00:29:47,559 --> 00:29:50,478 It smells amazing in here. 669 00:29:50,479 --> 00:29:52,554 Yeah? I'm trying out a new recipe for the kids. 670 00:29:52,555 --> 00:29:54,474 Beef Bourguignonne. 671 00:29:54,475 --> 00:29:56,466 But penny's with Jane 672 00:29:56,467 --> 00:29:58,541 and Parker's having pizza with the martindales. 673 00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:00,541 I love Beef Bourguignonne. 674 00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:03,554 Oh, that's right. I totally forgot. 675 00:30:03,555 --> 00:30:05,562 Y-you remember the first time we tried it? 676 00:30:05,563 --> 00:30:08,528 New York. Our second anniversary. 677 00:30:08,529 --> 00:30:11,487 Oh, that must be where I got the idea. 678 00:30:11,488 --> 00:30:14,474 I was just looking at pictures from that trip. 679 00:30:14,475 --> 00:30:16,474 Oh, yeah? You... you got out the old photo album? 680 00:30:16,475 --> 00:30:17,487 Yeah. 681 00:30:17,488 --> 00:30:19,520 Oh, ho ho. Man! 682 00:30:19,521 --> 00:30:21,537 Look at us. 683 00:30:21,538 --> 00:30:24,529 Hey. 684 00:30:24,564 --> 00:30:26,559 Why don't you stay for dinner? I'll make you a plate. 685 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,466 Yeah, I don't know. 686 00:30:29,467 --> 00:30:31,500 Come on. Jane's at the concert. 687 00:30:31,535 --> 00:30:32,546 What would you rather do... 688 00:30:32,547 --> 00:30:35,478 eat a microwave dinner all alone in your apartment 689 00:30:35,479 --> 00:30:37,492 or... 690 00:30:37,527 --> 00:30:38,521 Beef Bourguignonne? 691 00:30:38,522 --> 00:30:40,529 Well... 692 00:30:40,564 --> 00:30:42,559 I hate for it to go to waste. 693 00:30:50,546 --> 00:30:53,528 Well, I hope you're happy. 694 00:30:53,529 --> 00:30:56,078 Mary Beth is on her way back to Wisconsin. 695 00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:57,163 I'm sorry. 696 00:30:57,164 --> 00:30:59,184 Why are you so concerned about her life? 697 00:30:59,185 --> 00:31:01,176 What about me?! I'm your son. 698 00:31:01,177 --> 00:31:04,135 I did this for you. Can you look me in the eye 699 00:31:04,170 --> 00:31:05,204 and tell me you would've been happy 700 00:31:05,205 --> 00:31:07,185 spending the rest of your life with that woman? 701 00:31:07,186 --> 00:31:10,226 That marriage really could have helped me out, 702 00:31:10,227 --> 00:31:13,167 and you have no idea how much help I need. 703 00:31:13,168 --> 00:31:15,146 Why? What is going on? 704 00:31:15,147 --> 00:31:18,180 Where do I start? Um... 705 00:31:18,181 --> 00:31:21,226 Well, I took a loss on the house that you got me, 706 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:24,205 I, uh, I lost my job, 707 00:31:24,206 --> 00:31:26,209 can't find a new one. 708 00:31:26,210 --> 00:31:29,172 I have a ton of credit card debt, 709 00:31:29,173 --> 00:31:32,213 and Mary Beth was willing to help me out with all of that. 710 00:31:32,214 --> 00:31:35,227 Well, so would I. Why didn't you come to me for help? 711 00:31:35,262 --> 00:31:37,227 Do you know what it feels like to have to keep running back 712 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:40,213 to your mother to fix your problems? 713 00:31:40,214 --> 00:31:43,176 My whole life, you've been propping me up... 714 00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:47,167 when I needed a job, when I was dumped, when I was drinking. 715 00:31:47,168 --> 00:31:49,159 I'm just... I'm so tired 716 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,197 of you seeing me as a failure. 717 00:31:52,232 --> 00:31:54,181 Andrew, if you would go through all of this 718 00:31:54,182 --> 00:31:56,185 rather than come to me for help, 719 00:31:56,220 --> 00:32:00,135 then I am the one who's failed. 720 00:32:02,214 --> 00:32:05,177 How about we just agree that we both failed? 721 00:32:09,139 --> 00:32:10,164 So what are you gonna do now? 722 00:32:10,165 --> 00:32:13,172 I don't know. I had a pretty good setup there... 723 00:32:13,173 --> 00:32:16,155 a place to live, somebody who needed me, 724 00:32:16,156 --> 00:32:18,159 all the frozen custard I could eat. 725 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,146 Well, I don't have any custard, 726 00:32:20,147 --> 00:32:22,206 but I can offer you a place to stay, 727 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:26,231 and... someone else who needs you. 728 00:32:28,164 --> 00:32:31,139 All right. 729 00:32:31,174 --> 00:32:33,210 But just until I get back on my feet again. 730 00:32:38,139 --> 00:32:41,167 Now let's talk about that party. 731 00:32:41,168 --> 00:32:45,226 I could swear I saw Bryan with a "y" checking you out. 732 00:32:45,227 --> 00:32:47,226 Ah, well, actually, 733 00:32:47,227 --> 00:32:50,185 I am more into Geoffrey with a "g." 734 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:53,227 Now that's my gay son. 735 00:32:56,639 --> 00:32:58,639 God, look at all the stuff we're doing. 736 00:32:58,942 --> 00:33:00,013 We used to be interesting. 737 00:33:00,014 --> 00:33:03,020 I know. We... we hiked. We went to the theater. 738 00:33:03,021 --> 00:33:06,025 We... we took salsa lessons. 739 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,984 And then came the kids. 740 00:33:09,019 --> 00:33:10,992 Ah, fun killers. Huh. 741 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,995 Mmm. This is amazing. 742 00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:18,949 It's even better than that restaurant in new York. 743 00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:21,004 I don't know. That place was pretty good. 744 00:33:21,005 --> 00:33:22,954 How did we even find it? 745 00:33:22,955 --> 00:33:24,945 - You don't remember? - Mnh-mnh. 746 00:33:24,946 --> 00:33:27,012 We got caught in that torrential downpour. 747 00:33:27,013 --> 00:33:29,029 We ducked in there to dry off. 748 00:33:29,030 --> 00:33:31,971 Right. And then the owner insisted 749 00:33:32,006 --> 00:33:33,034 on making us a special meal 750 00:33:33,035 --> 00:33:36,026 because we had that newlywed look. 751 00:33:39,967 --> 00:33:42,034 A lot of water under that bridge, huh? 752 00:33:42,069 --> 00:33:45,959 Yeah, but it was a pretty strong bridge. 753 00:33:48,938 --> 00:33:52,946 Look how young we were. 754 00:33:52,981 --> 00:33:53,950 Yeah. 755 00:33:55,938 --> 00:33:59,029 Back then I could actually see without my reading glasses. 756 00:33:59,030 --> 00:34:01,967 Here you go. Best I can do for light. 757 00:34:02,002 --> 00:34:04,942 Thank you. 758 00:34:07,950 --> 00:34:08,962 Oh. 759 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:10,020 Ha ha ha. 760 00:34:10,021 --> 00:34:12,033 I'm glad you kept these. 761 00:34:12,034 --> 00:34:16,941 Good memories, huh? 762 00:34:16,942 --> 00:34:17,970 Yeah. 763 00:34:17,971 --> 00:34:21,945 You know, sometimes you just get... 764 00:34:21,946 --> 00:34:25,025 overwhelmed by work and... 765 00:34:25,026 --> 00:34:28,013 kids and life, and it's just... 766 00:34:28,048 --> 00:34:30,938 so easy to... 767 00:34:32,034 --> 00:34:33,970 forget. 768 00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:36,034 Yeah. 769 00:34:36,069 --> 00:34:40,034 Yeah, it is. 770 00:34:41,034 --> 00:34:42,937 I'm on fire. 771 00:34:42,938 --> 00:34:44,958 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! I'm on fire! 772 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,970 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh! 773 00:34:46,971 --> 00:34:48,004 Ah! 774 00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:49,937 Uh... 775 00:34:49,938 --> 00:34:51,020 Oh. 776 00:34:51,021 --> 00:34:52,941 Are you okay? 777 00:34:52,942 --> 00:34:54,942 I think I burnt the skin. 778 00:34:54,977 --> 00:34:57,030 Oh, jeez. Let me see. 779 00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:02,983 Oh, it doesn't look so bad. 780 00:35:02,984 --> 00:35:06,004 I thought the power was out. 781 00:35:06,005 --> 00:35:09,012 They must have... Fixed it. 782 00:35:09,013 --> 00:35:10,958 You set this up. 783 00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:12,942 You know, in... in my defense, I... 784 00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:13,950 What the hell is going on? 785 00:35:13,951 --> 00:35:15,966 I just wanted to see where we stood, 786 00:35:15,967 --> 00:35:17,966 if there was still anything between us, 787 00:35:17,967 --> 00:35:21,971 if we could find our way back to those people in the pictures. 788 00:35:22,006 --> 00:35:23,030 By tricking me? 789 00:35:23,031 --> 00:35:25,954 I'm... I'm sorry about how I did it, 790 00:35:25,955 --> 00:35:28,958 but you can't deny what just happened. 791 00:35:28,959 --> 00:35:30,983 You still feel something. 792 00:35:30,984 --> 00:35:34,963 Jane just moved in with me, 793 00:35:34,998 --> 00:35:37,984 and you do this now? 794 00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:55,431 Hey, mom. 795 00:35:55,522 --> 00:35:57,634 Hey. How was the concert? 796 00:35:57,709 --> 00:35:58,734 Awesome. 797 00:35:58,769 --> 00:35:59,750 How'd it go with dad? 798 00:35:59,751 --> 00:36:01,766 Not so awesome. 799 00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:04,709 Yeah, I kinda got that from the sweatpants. 800 00:36:04,744 --> 00:36:06,696 Mm. Come here, you. 801 00:36:07,713 --> 00:36:08,720 Hi. 802 00:36:08,721 --> 00:36:12,691 Mm. Hi. 803 00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:13,783 So now what? 804 00:36:13,784 --> 00:36:16,776 I... don't know. 805 00:36:16,811 --> 00:36:20,180 - Well, I'll tell you what you can't do. - Mm? 806 00:36:20,218 --> 00:36:21,524 Give up. 807 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,733 Taylor Swift has this song... 808 00:36:24,734 --> 00:36:26,741 Mm. Mm-hmm. 809 00:36:26,742 --> 00:36:28,750 "You belong with me." It's... 810 00:36:28,785 --> 00:36:30,746 about how she won't stop loving this guy 811 00:36:30,747 --> 00:36:33,712 even though he's with the wrong girl. 812 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:36,725 And when she sang it tonight, 813 00:36:36,726 --> 00:36:38,733 all I could think about was you and dad. 814 00:36:38,734 --> 00:36:41,770 And this guy she loves... 815 00:36:41,771 --> 00:36:44,692 does he eventually come to his senses? 816 00:36:44,727 --> 00:36:47,767 It wouldn't be a very good video if he didn't. 817 00:36:49,734 --> 00:36:51,695 And don't worry. 818 00:36:51,696 --> 00:36:52,725 Dad will, too. 819 00:36:52,726 --> 00:36:55,716 You think? 820 00:36:55,717 --> 00:36:58,746 Mom, you're fighting for him. 821 00:36:58,781 --> 00:37:00,750 What guy doesn't like that? 822 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:04,755 You know... 823 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:06,742 when you say something really smart like that, 824 00:37:06,743 --> 00:37:09,746 it makes me think I did a really good job. 825 00:37:12,755 --> 00:37:15,716 You think it's gonna blister? 826 00:37:15,717 --> 00:37:17,717 It's a first-degree burn. 827 00:37:17,752 --> 00:37:18,780 Tom, you'll be fine. 828 00:37:18,781 --> 00:37:20,754 But as your physician, 829 00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:24,721 let me recommend... no more candlelit baths alone. 830 00:37:24,756 --> 00:37:26,711 Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. 831 00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:28,750 Well, the good news is I can declare you healthy enough 832 00:37:28,751 --> 00:37:32,721 for any and all sexual activity. 833 00:37:35,713 --> 00:37:37,770 Actually... 834 00:37:37,771 --> 00:37:39,783 I need to get some work done. 835 00:37:39,784 --> 00:37:42,725 Oh. 836 00:37:42,726 --> 00:37:43,749 Okay. 837 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,771 Well, the nice thing about us living together... 838 00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:49,734 if you change your mind, you know where to find me. 839 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:58,712 Okay. 840 00:37:58,713 --> 00:38:00,749 That's the last of them. 841 00:38:00,911 --> 00:38:01,928 Okay. 842 00:38:01,963 --> 00:38:05,874 Actually, we're not done here. 843 00:38:06,882 --> 00:38:08,944 I want to talk to you. 844 00:38:08,945 --> 00:38:11,874 Is this about what happened at school? 845 00:38:11,909 --> 00:38:13,853 Yes. 846 00:38:16,924 --> 00:38:20,924 You need to know that it is never okay to throw a stapler at someone. 847 00:38:20,925 --> 00:38:22,910 I know. 848 00:38:22,911 --> 00:38:24,902 It's also never okay 849 00:38:24,903 --> 00:38:26,940 to sweep a bunch of stuff off someone's desk 850 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:31,894 because you don't like what they're saying about your son. 851 00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:34,902 Particularly if they've just had bunion surgery. 852 00:38:34,903 --> 00:38:36,910 You did that to Mrs. Butters? 853 00:38:36,911 --> 00:38:38,945 I'm not proud of it, but yeah. 854 00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:41,907 I was really mad. 855 00:38:43,849 --> 00:38:44,927 Just like you. 856 00:38:44,928 --> 00:38:51,906 M.J., something horrible happened to you, 857 00:38:51,907 --> 00:38:55,931 and every time you started to get angry about it, 858 00:38:55,932 --> 00:39:01,886 I wanted to cover it up with ice cream or video games, 859 00:39:01,887 --> 00:39:06,849 but the truth is, we shouldn't cover it up. 860 00:39:06,884 --> 00:39:08,866 We should let it out. 861 00:39:10,924 --> 00:39:14,903 Now we can't hurt people... 862 00:39:15,924 --> 00:39:18,907 But we can... 863 00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:21,891 hurt jam. 864 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,878 Ah. 865 00:39:29,853 --> 00:39:30,906 Mom! 866 00:39:30,907 --> 00:39:33,931 People sent us this to help us feel better, 867 00:39:33,932 --> 00:39:36,857 and it's going to, 868 00:39:36,892 --> 00:39:38,408 just not in the way they thought. 869 00:39:41,903 --> 00:39:44,903 Come on, buddy. 870 00:39:44,938 --> 00:39:46,924 You got a lot to be angry about. 871 00:39:48,903 --> 00:39:51,932 What happened... sucks. 872 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,916 Oh, sweetie. 873 00:40:22,941 --> 00:40:24,890 I love you. 874 00:40:24,891 --> 00:40:26,916 I love you. 875 00:40:26,951 --> 00:40:30,849 I love you so much. 876 00:40:31,945 --> 00:40:34,857 That's a cake I made for a wedding a few years ago. 877 00:40:34,892 --> 00:40:35,899 I know what you're gonna say. 878 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,919 - It's too extravagant. - It's not big enough. 879 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,936 Oh. Well, I suppose we could add another tier. 880 00:40:40,937 --> 00:40:42,910 Make it two. 881 00:40:42,911 --> 00:40:46,894 I really appreciate this, Bree. 882 00:40:46,895 --> 00:40:48,916 Ben is such a guy. 883 00:40:48,951 --> 00:40:50,918 He's not gonna be any help planning this wedding. 884 00:40:50,919 --> 00:40:52,903 Yes, especially since he's dealing 885 00:40:52,904 --> 00:40:55,881 with the nasty business of the body. 886 00:40:55,882 --> 00:40:57,936 Oh, that? No, Ben's in the clear. 887 00:40:57,937 --> 00:40:59,860 Really? 888 00:40:59,861 --> 00:41:01,869 Yeah, the cops called this morning. 889 00:41:01,870 --> 00:41:03,910 Uh, they figured out the guy they found 890 00:41:03,911 --> 00:41:05,903 died eight months ago. 891 00:41:05,938 --> 00:41:07,878 That was way before Ben started construction. 892 00:41:07,879 --> 00:41:08,910 Oh. 893 00:41:08,911 --> 00:41:11,887 Yeah, the cops think the guy was just some poor drifter. 894 00:41:11,922 --> 00:41:12,922 Anyway, it's over. 895 00:41:12,923 --> 00:41:13,914 Oh, good. 896 00:41:13,915 --> 00:41:15,911 Well, now we can focus all our energy 897 00:41:15,912 --> 00:41:18,924 on giving you the best wedding in the world. 898 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:21,945 Tomorrow we'll start our planning. 899 00:41:23,577 --> 00:41:27,322 Yes, in life, 900 00:41:27,394 --> 00:41:32,414 when we see an opportunity, we have to take it, 901 00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:35,915 whether it's the hope 902 00:41:35,991 --> 00:41:38,582 of winning back the love of our life... 903 00:41:38,656 --> 00:41:43,665 a shot at proving our worth... 904 00:41:45,861 --> 00:41:50,937 or the chance to show a child the right path. 905 00:41:55,932 --> 00:41:58,915 But sometimes when we answer the call... 906 00:41:59,521 --> 00:42:00,536 Hello? 907 00:42:00,563 --> 00:42:01,821 Hi. It's Bree. 908 00:42:01,823 --> 00:42:05,851 we have no idea what opportunity awaits us. 909 00:42:05,852 --> 00:42:07,842 Renee just told me the good news, 910 00:42:07,843 --> 00:42:11,830 and I wanted to thank you for keeping my secret. 911 00:42:11,831 --> 00:42:14,788 Ah, no worries. I told you I would. 912 00:42:14,789 --> 00:42:16,827 I know, but even when suspicion moved on to you, 913 00:42:16,862 --> 00:42:18,860 you still protected me, and that's very honorable. 914 00:42:18,861 --> 00:42:20,835 Really, it was no big deal. 915 00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:21,843 Maybe not to you. 916 00:42:21,844 --> 00:42:24,801 You're not the one who put a body in the ground. 917 00:42:24,802 --> 00:42:26,801 You have to understand, a day doesn't go by 918 00:42:26,802 --> 00:42:29,848 when that does not weigh heavily on my conscience. 919 00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:31,843 Gotcha.