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- Gary, Gary.
- Feeling it.
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And I'm loving it,
that's a lot of nails, Gare.
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Yeah, sorry about that.
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All right, maybe just two
in that one, okay?
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Why aren't you dressed?
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There's no school.
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Huge fire in the cafeteria.
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Is this the same cafeteria
that had a flood last week?
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Wow, God hates sloppy Joes.
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What's with you
trying to skip school?
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I'm just blowing off school
to avoid a math test.
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You don't need math.
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Said the woman stealing
figs from my backyard.
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You know she's
a cautionary tale, right?
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The music just got louder.
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Get ready for school, missy.
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Can you call the cops
on your own house?
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Whoa, way to kill the music.
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You're like
buddy Holly's plane.
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This is Solomon Burke,
the bishop of soul.
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You got to bathe in it.
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It's a little too early.
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Is it too early for this?
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Okay.
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Is it too early
for that? Mmm.
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You're an attorney, right?
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Do I have a case here?
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- Please stop.
- Hi.
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How are you?
I'm Alex.
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I'm Gary, I've been
working here about three weeks.
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Just a heads up,
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if we go tuneless,
we get a lot less productive.
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Oh, really, less productive?
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What's that, a group nap?
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No, we never nap
when you're here.
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So, what do you
listen to at work?
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It's a law office,
so mostly metal.
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I'm gonna make you
a legal mix tape.
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I'm gonna call it,
"rebuttal to a gray life."
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Just keep it down.
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What?
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The almost kiss.
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It's about the music.
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But do you need to talk about
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the fact that
you tried to kiss me?
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Restless night?
You want a redo?
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So you can get shot down again?
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You leaned in.
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That's a lie.
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I am seeing Ben.
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There was also a slight pucker.
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You and I are just friends.
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Friends is great.
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I was just going
to suggest that,
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because you can't seem to make up
your mind about what you want.
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I changed my mind,
I don't want to be friends.
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As your friend,
let me tell you something.
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You need to have a party
for your birthday on Saturday.
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How did you know
it was my birthday?
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- It's your alarm code.
- How did you know that?
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Saw your license.
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What, do I need a nanny cam?
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So you can watch me
dance at work?
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Oh, God.
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- Oh, don't do that, all right?
- Yeah it was bad.
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I don't want a birthday party.
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Yes, but you do want
a venice birthday rager
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with tons of cool people
and some of your friends.
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Look, it hasn't been
the greatest year, okay?
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I don't really feel
like celebrating,
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especially with a bunch
of people I don't know.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Things are looking up, okay?
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You lean in a couple
more times,
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it's going to be a great year.
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Oh, no, too much, yeah.
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Damn it.
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- Hey, pops?
- Yeah.
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I'm cool with you taking
the truck, but avoid reverse.
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Just play to your strengths.
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I clipped one hydrant,
let it go.
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Hey, nice figs.
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Oh, thank you.
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What are you doing today?
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- I am taking an artist day.
- A what?
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A day, dedicated to
replenishing my inner artist.
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And maybe getting
some taquitos at Meri's.
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I love taquitos.
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Oh, no, it's not about food.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Have you ever been
depleted artistically?
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I love taquitos.
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You are really,
really not getting this.
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No, I'm getting this.
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Do you know what they have me
doing today at the restaurant?
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Deboning 70 pounds of tilapia.
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I need to play hooky.
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Hop in.
Bring the figs.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
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Did you get a good look?
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Yeah, uh, no.
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Feels like rain,
what do you think?
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Pete, we got a situation here.
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A real situation
is going down in here.
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All right, man. Come on.
Here we go.
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Who put the switch in, huh?
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Are you subcontracting my work?
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Clem, calm down.
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I don't know who did this.
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I... I didn't touch it.
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We didn't ask you.
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But you got guilty eyes.
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I got to go, something's
going on with the crew.
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It is about my switch?
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I don't know.
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I bet it is.
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Let me call you back.
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So, you've seen
Ben's handiwork.
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How long have I been asking
you to do that switch?
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Because it only
took Ben 20 minutes.
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It's an outrageous
violation of contractor code.
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I am appalled.
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Your boyfriend did this?
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Or, maybe it was
Screwsie's boyfriend,
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if he's in the picture.
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What's the latest on that?
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Gary's in love
with your sister.
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Well, at least her rack.
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Does rack sound like
a word that I would use?
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I don't really know you.
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Three weeks.
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Okay, here's Ben's office.
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- What's the master plan?
- Whatever it takes.
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You got my back, right?
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I can't sign that blank check.
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We should lock his wheels.
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Hey, vlad,
look under my roller-skates
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and grab the Denver boot.
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Why do you have a boot?
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His wife was meter maid.
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You know how you bring
things home from the office?
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Post-its and what not,
you know.
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Ooh, look, free car washes.
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Clem, we're
self-parking.
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Well, it's going to take
awhile to put the boot on,
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so we're going
to have some time.
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- Gary.
- Come on, Pete.
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The Tahoe's ashy.
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Hey, there's a time
for errands and there's
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a time for justice.
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I'm just saying,
if we could do both,
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that'd be sweet.
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All right, this is his car.
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Is that the 2011?
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Look how sleek that is.
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Dr. Ben is doing
all right.
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All right, vlad, boot it.
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Schnell, schnell.
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German?
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Aborte, aborte!
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That's Spanish.
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What are you up to, Ben?
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Look where his hand is.
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It's on her lower back.
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That's not lower back,
that high ass right there.
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- Definitely high ass.
- You know what?
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I got my awesome new phone,
say the word and I'll shoot.
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- Shoot it.
- Okay.
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Photo or video?
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Video would capture the nuance.
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Okay, video then.
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- SD or HD?
- Which one's better?
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Depends what you're
using them for.
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I'm using it for this.
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HD, then.
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Let's call it, boys.
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Dr. Benjamin Hastings,
time of death,
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I'm not wearing a watch.
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Tell me when to shoot.
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Now.
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Alex, there's a gentleman
here to see you.
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I don't want to say that part.
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She'll love it.
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He's super hot and you almost
kissed him the other night.
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Wasn't even close
to kissing him.
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Hey.
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Hey, you need
to have an appointment.
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One second.
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Excellent, Carol.
That'll be all.
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What are you doing here?
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Because this is kind of
inappropriate.
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I have two pieces
of media for you.
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One is a mixtape
for your listening pleasure.
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And the other is a video that
is going to blow your mind.
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- You have a couple minutes?
- No, I really don't.
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This will just take
a couple minutes.
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I just don't think
that I'm necessarily
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the type of guy
that Screwsie would go for.
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That's no way to talk.
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Look at yourself.
You're a snowflake.
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No one else has your face.
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I thought I was a snowflake.
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You're both snowflakes, right?
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We have a very beautiful crew.
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Look at you guys.
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Really, Ben's cheating on me?
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You are, what we call
in the law, full of crap.
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Would you like to watch
a home movie?
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I really don't have time.
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This is going
to blow your mind.
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Any moment, your mind
is going to be blown.
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Oh, it's HD, still buffering.
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Last moments
of an un-blown mi...
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What the hell?
This cell service is horrible.
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Oh, my God.
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Hold on, hold on,
no service, searching.
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Okay, this is ridiculous.
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We are in a law office,
no cell service,
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little disappointing.
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Okay, and we go...
There's the sweet spot.
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Okay, well, tight quarters,
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but we can make it work.
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Uh-uh.
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So this is a drum circle?
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It's the Monday morning circle.
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Little more buttoned down.
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Yeah, I can't tell where
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the homeless stops
and artist begins.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Let's control the snark.
It's not that kind of scene.
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- Grab a djembe.
- Who?
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A djembe.
Close your eyes.
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Jump in when you're feeling it.
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Breathe through your mouth.
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Some of these cats
can be pretty ripe.
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Come on, girl.
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Let the beat nourish you.
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Let it heal you.
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Is that Charlie?
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Let it feel you.
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Charlie?
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Hey, it's bad form
to bail mid-jam.
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She's new.
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Yee-ha!
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Ee-ha!
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
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And it's your birthday week.
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I mean, what a bastard.
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He's got his hand
on her lower back.
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Well, the consensus
is it's high ass.
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What were you guys
even doing there?
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When we going
to Denver boot this fool?
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Just focus on the betrayal.
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Wow, that is really
coming together.
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What is it?
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So why aren't you in school?
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And don't give me
that flood crap.
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There's this girl, Nicole.
264
00:09:38,761 --> 00:09:40,812
Nicole?
Oh, I hate her already.
265
00:09:40,813 --> 00:09:42,547
She's kind of bullying me.
266
00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,265
She on you about
your boy haircut?
267
00:09:44,266 --> 00:09:46,401
No, it's because
my dad's in prison.
268
00:09:46,402 --> 00:09:49,103
Kids are so vicious.
269
00:09:49,104 --> 00:09:52,023
Wow, I am having the most
powerful sense of memory.
270
00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:57,812
Rotten eggs, Billy Callahan
rubbing them in my hair.
271
00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:58,946
This was years ago.
272
00:09:58,947 --> 00:10:00,665
Obviously.
273
00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:03,942
She's posting all these
fake pictures of me on Facebook.
274
00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:11,269
Look, this is me
in an orange jumpsuit.
275
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:15,263
Those 42 "likes"
have gotta sting.
276
00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:24,872
I'm waiting on the lab results.
277
00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:25,973
Alex?
278
00:10:25,974 --> 00:10:27,225
At least you got my name right,
279
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,693
but let me ask you this.
280
00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:31,362
What's her name?
281
00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:34,065
It just says "buffering."
282
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,400
I can't get a signal.
283
00:10:36,401 --> 00:10:38,736
Is that an HD file?
Those are huge.
284
00:10:38,737 --> 00:10:40,321
It's a video of you
with another woman
285
00:10:40,322 --> 00:10:42,457
wearing a mauve blouse
with a pink bra underneath.
286
00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:44,542
It doesn't even match.
It's, like, not even close.
287
00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:46,744
- Lindsay?
- I think she was latina.
288
00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:47,745
Marisol?
289
00:10:47,746 --> 00:10:49,330
Okay, this just
keeps on giving.
290
00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:51,999
Whatever her name was,
you had your hand
291
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,836
on what the majority
of people feel was high ass.
292
00:10:54,837 --> 00:10:56,804
I'm sorry,
am I in trouble for this?
293
00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:58,756
- Um, kind of.
- Wow.
294
00:10:58,757 --> 00:11:02,310
Because I am seeing
other people.
295
00:11:02,311 --> 00:11:03,928
I just assumed that was okay.
296
00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:05,546
We've only been
dating for a month.
297
00:11:05,547 --> 00:11:07,515
I mean, we haven't
even slept together.
298
00:11:07,516 --> 00:11:08,900
No, we haven't.
299
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,852
And we've never had
a conversation
300
00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:12,436
about this being exclusive.
301
00:11:12,437 --> 00:11:16,056
No, we haven't.
302
00:11:16,057 --> 00:11:19,694
But, I like you a lot, Alex.
303
00:11:19,695 --> 00:11:22,430
So, if you want to have
that conversation,
304
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:26,284
let's have it.
305
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,669
Oh, it's Bianca.
306
00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:34,876
You all right, Walt?
307
00:11:34,877 --> 00:11:36,344
Your dome looks like
a wet stone.
308
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:37,678
I'm good.
309
00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:38,963
Well, wrap it up,
we got to get this girl
310
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:40,298
back to school.
311
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:41,582
Wait a minute.
312
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:43,684
We're pulling the plug
on artist day, mid-day?
313
00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:46,053
Aren't we setting
a bad example for the kinder?
314
00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:47,421
Don't make me
be the responsible one,
315
00:11:47,422 --> 00:11:48,689
we'll end up in Vegas.
316
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:50,391
Well, let's at least
give her a game plan,
317
00:11:50,392 --> 00:11:52,426
so she can deal
with the little monster.
318
00:11:52,427 --> 00:11:54,562
What do you got?
319
00:11:54,563 --> 00:11:57,982
In her picture, I noticed
she had a ponytail.
320
00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:02,236
Clip it, bring me a trophy.
321
00:12:02,237 --> 00:12:03,871
You hate people with hair.
322
00:12:03,872 --> 00:12:05,540
I don't love them.
323
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:06,991
I've turned the corner here.
324
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:09,043
What Ben's done is exquisite.
325
00:12:09,044 --> 00:12:10,878
Terrific, can you not
undo work?
326
00:12:10,879 --> 00:12:12,112
No, no, no,
look at this ground.
327
00:12:12,113 --> 00:12:13,164
It's gorgeous.
328
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,382
I should have gone
to med school.
329
00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:15,616
Shouldn't we kill a fuse first?
330
00:12:15,617 --> 00:12:16,717
Gary, I'm a professional here.
331
00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:19,420
I know what I'm doing,
okay, relax.
332
00:12:19,421 --> 00:12:21,088
Oh, oh, ooh.
333
00:12:21,089 --> 00:12:22,807
I'm feeling that.
Little help here.
334
00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,258
Broom me, Gary,
broom me, broom me.
335
00:12:24,259 --> 00:12:27,011
Ow!
336
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,346
That's marvelous.
337
00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:29,513
Ooh, I'm not even mad.
338
00:12:29,514 --> 00:12:32,466
I think I saw my grandma.
339
00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:34,735
Hey, you.
340
00:12:34,736 --> 00:12:37,154
How did he take it?
341
00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:39,139
Surprisingly well.
342
00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,307
Well, he does
see death every day,
343
00:12:40,308 --> 00:12:41,609
because he's a horrible doctor.
344
00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:44,946
So, uh, how'd you leave things?
345
00:12:44,947 --> 00:12:46,614
He's taking me
to dinner Saturday night,
346
00:12:46,615 --> 00:12:47,815
for my birthday.
347
00:12:47,816 --> 00:12:49,083
So you can break up
with him again
348
00:12:49,084 --> 00:12:50,368
in a more public place?
349
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:51,836
We didn't break up.
350
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,154
He never technically cheated,
because we weren't
351
00:12:54,155 --> 00:12:56,040
officially exclusive.
352
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,325
But now you are?
353
00:12:57,326 --> 00:13:00,544
Yeah, we are.
354
00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:02,630
In fact,
if you and I had kissed
355
00:13:02,631 --> 00:13:07,969
the other night, it wouldn't
have been a big deal.
356
00:13:07,970 --> 00:13:09,103
Wow.
357
00:13:09,104 --> 00:13:11,222
Go fix the light, please.
358
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,774
Is it me or do these nachos
359
00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:15,443
have less cheese
than the last round?
360
00:13:15,444 --> 00:13:17,144
Well, you got that
quesadilla chaser coming,
361
00:13:17,145 --> 00:13:18,396
I'm sure you'll be fine.
362
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,181
Nope, I know my body.
I'm good.
363
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:23,517
Let's get you back to school.
364
00:13:23,518 --> 00:13:25,185
Charlie.
365
00:13:25,186 --> 00:13:27,788
Mrs. Roberts, hi.
366
00:13:27,789 --> 00:13:32,660
Why weren't you
in class this morning?
367
00:13:32,661 --> 00:13:34,629
Artist day?
368
00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:35,863
What were you thinking?
369
00:13:35,864 --> 00:13:37,298
Have you ever felt disconnected
370
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:38,866
from your original premise?
371
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:40,367
I'm talking to the girl.
372
00:13:40,368 --> 00:13:42,202
It was really Walt's idea,
I just thought it sounded...
373
00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:43,721
Charlie.
374
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,640
I don't know.
375
00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:47,141
Mrs. Roberts said you
might be getting picked on,
376
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:48,426
what is this girl doing?
377
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:50,895
You know,
just the normal stuff.
378
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,313
But it's cool,
Walt and aunt Screwsie
379
00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:54,048
gave me some ideas
on how to handle it.
380
00:13:54,049 --> 00:13:56,851
This brain trust?
No.
381
00:13:56,852 --> 00:13:58,719
You're taking the high road.
382
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:02,606
Am I in any position
to ask for some tums?
383
00:14:02,607 --> 00:14:04,158
I'm very uncomfortable.
384
00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:05,576
That was fun, right?
385
00:14:05,577 --> 00:14:07,528
Yeah.
386
00:14:07,529 --> 00:14:11,699
That waiter really loved
singing you happy birthday.
387
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,167
The scatting was a little much.
388
00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:17,338
♪ happy bah-bee-bo
bah-bay-bee-boo birthday ♪
389
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:18,706
yeah, you got to stop
that, otherwise
390
00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:22,793
you're never going
to make it past this porch.
391
00:14:22,794 --> 00:14:25,880
Are we talking about
the long-awaited green light?
392
00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:28,966
Oh, yeah.
393
00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:43,698
Surprise!
394
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:46,600
You should see the look
on both your faces.
395
00:14:46,601 --> 00:14:48,786
Oh, really?
396
00:14:58,046 --> 00:15:00,266
I told you I didn't want a party.
397
00:15:00,518 --> 00:15:03,037
And I read the subtext
between those words.
398
00:15:03,038 --> 00:15:04,622
Look at what I have
here for you.
399
00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:07,124
Music, people, a party.
400
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,859
Just step into your new life.
401
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,244
Come eat a tongan.
402
00:15:10,245 --> 00:15:12,296
What...
What is Charlie drinking?
403
00:15:12,297 --> 00:15:15,499
It's fine,
Screwsie's watching her.
404
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,052
Excuse me.
405
00:15:18,053 --> 00:15:21,388
You, me, upstairs, now.
406
00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:22,840
I'll admit, it's not
how I saw the night ending...
407
00:15:22,841 --> 00:15:26,560
- Just go.
- Oh, you're tickling me.
408
00:15:26,561 --> 00:15:28,646
Okay, how do you like
to fight in the bedroom?
409
00:15:28,647 --> 00:15:34,551
Lights on or lights off?
410
00:15:34,552 --> 00:15:35,986
Why are you
taking your boots off?
411
00:15:35,987 --> 00:15:37,821
Oh, I'm mma...
Mixed martial arts.
412
00:15:37,822 --> 00:15:40,057
Oh, do you need a second
to change into your gi?
413
00:15:40,058 --> 00:15:41,525
Yeah, I'm going to knock
those fancy words
414
00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,077
right out of you.
415
00:15:43,078 --> 00:15:44,995
Club-wrestled 165
at dartmouth, baby.
416
00:15:44,996 --> 00:15:46,413
You still have your singlet?
417
00:15:46,414 --> 00:15:48,065
Yeah, going to wear
it for Alex later.
418
00:15:48,066 --> 00:15:49,667
Okay, that's not that hot.
419
00:15:49,668 --> 00:15:50,918
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
420
00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:52,069
What?
421
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,004
What is the decorative
theme of this room?
422
00:15:54,005 --> 00:15:57,424
Deal-breaker?
423
00:15:57,425 --> 00:16:00,794
What's the opposite of erotic?
424
00:16:00,795 --> 00:16:03,130
This fella.
425
00:16:03,131 --> 00:16:05,549
I mean, look, I'm a surgeon.
426
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,134
I'm trained to perform
under pressure,
427
00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:09,753
but how's a guy supposed
to get it done in here?
428
00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,188
At least you got
your excuses lined up.
429
00:16:11,189 --> 00:16:12,890
Is this a heating pad?
430
00:16:12,891 --> 00:16:16,426
- Still warm?
- Yeah.
431
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:27,404
Alex, come on.
432
00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:28,572
- Come on.
- Jump in.
433
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:29,940
No, that's okay, hi.
434
00:16:29,941 --> 00:16:31,408
Grab Screwsie's drum.
435
00:16:31,409 --> 00:16:35,496
We're not at work,
don't be a fun sponge.
436
00:16:35,497 --> 00:16:37,781
Okay, come on,
there's no wrong way to do this.
437
00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:39,333
Okay.
438
00:16:39,334 --> 00:16:40,617
Okay, that's wrong.
439
00:16:40,618 --> 00:16:42,619
Cup your hands.
440
00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:52,296
That's it, that's good.
441
00:16:52,297 --> 00:16:56,984
Hey Screwsie, you got
a pasty admirer at 2 o'clock.
442
00:16:56,985 --> 00:17:00,637
- Hi, Gary.
- Ah!
443
00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:02,690
Ah, damn it, I missed it.
444
00:17:02,691 --> 00:17:04,908
I'm all good.
445
00:17:04,909 --> 00:17:06,160
No, it's just a birdcage.
446
00:17:06,161 --> 00:17:07,745
I don't think she
actually has a bird.
447
00:17:07,746 --> 00:17:08,912
Doesn't that make it worse?
448
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:10,698
Yep.
449
00:17:10,699 --> 00:17:11,815
What's going on here?
450
00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:14,151
I think we can rule out
anything sexual.
451
00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:15,202
I wasn't expecting...
452
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,754
Men, ever.
453
00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:19,590
All right, that is enough,
you two.
454
00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:21,491
Oh, my God.
455
00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:23,527
Are those kids down there?
456
00:17:23,528 --> 00:17:25,129
And are they tagging your lawn?
457
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:28,349
"J-l-b-r-d"?
458
00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,134
Maybe it's an abbreviation?
459
00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:32,720
J-lo brings...
460
00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:34,888
Jailbird, it's jailbird.
461
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:36,506
Who's a jailbird?
462
00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:38,559
Oh, your husband's a jailbird.
463
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,344
Isn't that what Nicole
calls you at school?
464
00:17:40,345 --> 00:17:42,346
Is that what
they've been saying?
465
00:17:42,347 --> 00:17:46,650
And texting and posting,
and now spray painting.
466
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:47,735
Mom, where you going?
467
00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:49,236
To pay her parents a visit.
468
00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:51,288
Are you going to fight them?
469
00:17:51,289 --> 00:17:52,489
High road, sweetie.
470
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:55,659
I'm a lawyer,
my words hit like punches.
471
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,195
You know what else
hits like punches?
472
00:17:58,196 --> 00:17:59,830
Punches.
473
00:17:59,831 --> 00:18:03,634
Hey, big man, come on.
474
00:18:14,763 --> 00:18:16,764
What are you doing?
475
00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:18,315
Defending your child's
honor with the only thing
476
00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:21,685
left in your lame
transition kitchen... eggs.
477
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:22,936
Bring me her hair.
478
00:18:22,937 --> 00:18:24,271
Yeah!
479
00:18:24,272 --> 00:18:26,357
Yeah, sexually frustrated
Ben, or...
480
00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:27,608
My lady.
481
00:18:27,609 --> 00:18:29,410
Oh, thank you.
482
00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:30,527
Hey, do you want
to go back to my place?
483
00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:32,112
- What?
- What's that?
484
00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:34,948
Nothing.
485
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:37,618
All right, two eggs left,
you ladies in?
486
00:18:37,619 --> 00:18:39,420
Come on, jailbird,
give it your best shot.
487
00:18:39,421 --> 00:18:40,704
Jailbird!
488
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:45,042
Jailbird! Jailbird!
Jailbird! Jailbird!
489
00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:54,251
Yeah!
490
00:18:54,252 --> 00:18:56,920
- Run!
- Okay!
491
00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:04,945
Okay, okay, we did it.
492
00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:07,614
I know you had a bad year,
but how was your birthday?
493
00:19:07,615 --> 00:19:08,782
Disaster.
494
00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:10,150
Bad dinner with Ben, huh?
495
00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:12,953
No, I'm talking about
the riot in my street.
496
00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:15,605
Just getting started,
after-party's at my place.
497
00:19:15,606 --> 00:19:17,908
Yeah, I don't think
we're gonna make that.
498
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:19,443
- There you are.
- What the hell happened to you?
499
00:19:19,444 --> 00:19:20,661
Where's your shoe?
500
00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:24,081
Carol yelled, "po-po,"
and pushed me into a bush.
501
00:19:24,082 --> 00:19:25,499
Let's get you inside.
502
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,451
I'd like that.
503
00:19:27,452 --> 00:19:31,288
I'd like that a lot.
504
00:19:31,289 --> 00:19:33,136
Don't let the birdcage
get in your head.
505
00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:42,015
All right, my place, big party.
506
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,017
Guys?
507
00:20:20,605 --> 00:20:23,774
Strong finish, Carol.
508
00:20:52,969 --> 00:20:57,139
Street music, the purest
union of art and commerce.
509
00:20:57,140 --> 00:21:01,661
Perfect way to conclude
another artist day.
510
00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:04,414
Excuse me.
511
00:21:04,415 --> 00:21:06,375
Oh.
512
00:21:06,376 --> 00:21:07,771
Hey!
513
00:21:13,636 --> 00:21:18,636
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