1
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JULIAN:
I think the story needs to breathe.

2
00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:14,977
The small moments,
the evolving relationships.

3
00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:18,141
<i>I think it works better
if An Unkindness of Ravens is serialized.</i>

4
00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,583
You know, make it a TV show
instead of a movie.

5
00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:22,746
<i>Isn't that a lot like The Creek?</i>

6
00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:25,289
Ah. To some degree, sure...

7
00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:29,293
...but it'll have its own voice,
find its own audience.

8
00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:32,989
Besides, all you people do
is remake everything now anyway.

9
00:00:34,969 --> 00:00:36,937
Ha, ha.
Okay, maybe I won't say that last part.

10
00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:38,463
Good.

11
00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:39,867
[CLEARS THROAT]

12
00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,338
What about vampires?

13
00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:47,746
We were hoping for more of them
in the pilot. We like vampires.

14
00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,853
And werewolves. We like werewolves.

15
00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:56,717
There's not gonna be any vampires
or werewolves in this show.

16
00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,324
I might consider zombies.

17
00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,982
Hmm.

18
00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:03,187
And Nathan's meeting in act four,
where does that take place?

19
00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:08,165
- They're not gonna ask me that.
- But if they do, where does it happen?

20
00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,396
A conference room.

21
00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,135
Hmm.

22
00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,241
You might wanna go
with something a little sexier.

23
00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,569
Like a hot tub.

24
00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:18,475
Wow.

25
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- This has been a really great meeting.
- Mm-hm.

26
00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:30,519
Can you tell me more
about the stunning...

27
00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:34,218
...some might say brilliant, character
of Brooke Davis?

28
00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:36,454
She's pivotal.

29
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Brooke's heart is so vulnerable.

30
00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,390
And that's why she's so central.

31
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That's why the audience will root for her.

32
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They'll identify with her.

33
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Her mistakes, her victory.

34
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Her heartache.

35
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[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

36
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That's our feeling as well.

37
00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:58,051
And Nathan's meeting in act four,
where does that take place?

38
00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,351
Uh, a conference room?

39
00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:11,027
Or I was thinking it might be cool
if it was in a hot tub.

40
00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,191
Nice.

41
00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,837
BROOKE:
I feel like such an idiot.

42
00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:27,503
I actually believed
he wanted things to be different.

43
00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:30,781
Well, your father is very reliable
in his unreliability.

44
00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:34,114
We need to start putting "air quotes"
around "father" from now on.

45
00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:35,915
What he did is unforgivable.

46
00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,723
He's misguided,
but maybe you should hear him out.

47
00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:41,453
If nothing else,
it's always amusing listening to him...

48
00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,257
...try to explain himself
when he's twisting in the wind.

49
00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,662
Mother, you are the one who warned me
not to trust him in the first place.

50
00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,525
- Yeah.
- And besides...

51
00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,694
...it's what the Burning Boat Festival
is all about.

52
00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:55,239
Getting rid of bad choices and bad luck
and bad karma.

53
00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:58,740
Since I can't throw Ted in,
the clubs he bought for me...

54
00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:00,972
...are gonna have to do.
Help me with these?

55
00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,187
I've always hated golf.

56
00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,583
[BROOKE CHUCKLES]

57
00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:14,290
Welcome, everyone,
to the 93rd annual Burning Boat Festival.

58
00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:17,259
I want to thank the organizers
for asking me to host this year.

59
00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:21,629
It's a great honor to follow in the footsteps
of Red Legner, Principal Turner...

60
00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,394
...and Coach Whitey Durham.

61
00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:27,371
And now, I would like to say a few words
before the boat...

62
00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,565
Before the boat, the boat.

63
00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:29,834
<i>[SINGING]
The boat is on fire</i>

64
00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,534
<i>We don't need no water
Let the mother-</i>

65
00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:35,012
All right, well, it's just a rough draft.

66
00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:38,479
[LYDIA BABBLING]

67
00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,381
Yeah. You miss Daddy and Jamie?

68
00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,847
I know. Me too.

69
00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,722
Well, they're having some guy time
right now...

70
00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,724
...so it's just us girls for right now.

71
00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:51,164
Can you give me five? Yeah. Ha, ha.

72
00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:58,533
SKILLS:
Ha, ha. Look at this.

73
00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:02,540
Mouth McFadden stepping on the court.
He's a shadow of his former self...

74
00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,871
...which in this case,
is a damn good thing.

75
00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,410
Ah, good evening...

76
00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,980
...and welcome to the new and improved
Marvin McFadden.

77
00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:12,346
He's been running, training.
Push-ups, sit-ups, more push-ups.

78
00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:16,080
He's slim, he's trim,
he's completely exhausted.

79
00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:18,316
[ALL LAUGH]

80
00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,255
- But you look good, though.
- Yeah.

81
00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,860
Hard work pays off.

82
00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,553
Now I'm the fattest guy in Tree Hill.

83
00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,596
Oh, your abs. Whoo.

84
00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,928
Ah.

85
00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:37,409
Wow.

86
00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,011
Hey. What do you think?

87
00:04:39,179 --> 00:04:41,773
Someone's nervous
about Logan's first sleepover.

88
00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,110
Look, I just want everything
to be perfect.

89
00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,910
He's gonna love this.
I mean, how could he not?

90
00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:52,855
Check it out. So I got a chest over there
for his toys and his sports equipment.

91
00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,892
This is his comic-reading corner.

92
00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,860
Complete with reading light
and a stack of new comics.

93
00:04:58,565 --> 00:04:59,896
You did a great job, honey.

94
00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:02,194
You don't think I forgot anything?

95
00:05:02,369 --> 00:05:03,597
Hmm.

96
00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,029
Maybe one thing.

97
00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,656
My sisters always teased me...

98
00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,292
...because I'd put up my pictures
in the hotel room...

99
00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:30,055
...when we'd go on family trips.
But I never really felt at home...

100
00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:33,199
...without pictures of people around me
that I loved.

101
00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,995
- Are you sure?
- Of course.

102
00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:42,634
- I love you, you know that?
- I was kind of hoping.

103
00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,773
[LINE RINGS]

104
00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:50,917
Baby, they bought it.

105
00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:52,109
[GASPS]

106
00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:54,550
Even more than that,
they understand what it can be.

107
00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:58,021
A show that's not afraid to be quiet
or heartfelt.

108
00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:02,322
You know, a show that's romantic, sexy,
and makes you feel like you're not alone.

109
00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:06,455
And let me tell you something else.
They loved the hot tub.

110
00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,534
[BOTH LAUGH]

111
00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,534
Woo-hoo.

112
00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:14,798
[CHUCKLES]

113
00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,170
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

114
00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,869
You did it. Your daddy did it.

115
00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,810
I am so proud of you.

116
00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,109
You should be proud of me
once they agree...

117
00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,117
...to make the TV script
I haven't finished writing yet.

118
00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:29,778
They will. And you will.

119
00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:31,720
Now, when are you coming home?

120
00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,792
<i>[OVER PHONE]
I leave tonight.</i>

121
00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:36,560
I was hoping we could celebrate.

122
00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,027
Maybe in the bathtub.

123
00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,426
I'll get an earlier flight.

124
00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:40,794
[BROOKE CHUCKLES OVER PHONE]

125
00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,830
And, Brooke, thank you.

126
00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:45,495
For what?

127
00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:50,803
For all of it.
For inspiring me, for being patient with me.

128
00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,339
For believing in me.

129
00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:55,974
I love you.

130
00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:58,675
It's easy to believe in you, Julian Baker.

131
00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,547
Now come home.

132
00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:03,781
I'm proud of you and I love you.

133
00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,822
We all do.

134
00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,885
Say, "Good job, Daddy."

135
00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,154
[BABBLES]

136
00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,558
[BROOKE LAUGHS]

137
00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,894
[LAUGHS]

138
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,171
JULIAN:
No.

139
00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:26,873
What's wrong?

140
00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,810
I got a draft, it's okay.
I just don't know if it's working.

141
00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,711
How come?

142
00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,946
I just feel like something's missing.

143
00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:39,155
I wish I could have been there
so I could really understand, you know?

144
00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,125
Good talk, Russ.

145
00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:50,966
Okay.

146
00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:52,562
This will help you.

147
00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:55,101
It's my diary.

148
00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:58,300
Volume four, ages 15 to 18.

149
00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,742
I used to tell everyone
I didn't keep a diary...

150
00:08:00,913 --> 00:08:03,848
...but it's just because I didn't want anyone
to find it.

151
00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:06,511
Whoa.

152
00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,153
No.

153
00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:11,489
Just so you know,
I have never been more vulnerable.

154
00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,625
So you're not allowed to tease me...

155
00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,421
...or stop loving me,
depending on what you read in there.

156
00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,791
Okay. Thank you.

157
00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:24,159
What?

158
00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,001
- There.
- What's that?

159
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,339
It's just a boring entry
about me and Peyton.

160
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:35,504
- Don't do that.
- Going fishing.

161
00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:38,172
- Let me see.
- No. It's irrelevant.

162
00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:39,710
- Give that back.
- No.

163
00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:40,944
It's boring. It's...

164
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,178
- Spit it out.
- No, no.

165
00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,913
JULIAN:
Spit it out.

166
00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,552
- Hey, Haley.
- Hi.

167
00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,284
- How's Nathan?
- Oh, thanks for asking.

168
00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,792
He's good. Well, he's better.

169
00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:52,795
There's gonna be some bad stuff
thrown in the Burning Boat this year.

170
00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:56,696
Oh, I was thinking about throwing in
my discharge letter from the Air Force.

171
00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,598
My dreams of being a fighter pilot...

172
00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:01,239
...can go up in real and metaphoric smoke
at the same time.

173
00:09:01,774 --> 00:09:05,369
I'm sorry, that sounded bad.
It's not a cry for help.

174
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,708
No. I'm really sorry
that everything worked out the way it did.

175
00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:12,783
You were doing the right thing, though.
I'm proud of you standing up for Chuck.

176
00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:15,011
You can still be a commercial pilot,
right?

177
00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,747
When I figure out how to pay
for the rest of my classes.

178
00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:20,256
Which I can't do as long
as I'm a bartender.

179
00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,156
- I thought you were a bar manager.
- Ah, let's be honest, Haley.

180
00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,092
I'm a bartender who locks up at night.

181
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,729
I know things are tough,
but if it makes you feel better...

182
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:32,166
...this place wouldn't be the same
without you.

183
00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:35,364
Yeah. Who else could have invented
the Brain Blaster?

184
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,576
Totally not a cry for help.

185
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,343
- Sorry.
- Yeah.

186
00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,112
- Hey.
- Hi.

187
00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,416
- Working on your blog?
- I was.

188
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,083
Now I'm checking out
my beautiful girlfriend.

189
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,489
Aw.

190
00:09:56,662 --> 00:10:00,359
Marvin, have you been happy
on the show lately?

191
00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,693
Of course.

192
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,300
I get to work with my girl.

193
00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,198
- Ha, ha. Very good answer.
- Mm-hm.

194
00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,365
But honestly...

195
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,871
...your blog, the Rivercourt.

196
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,635
All these memories coming up
about Jimmy.

197
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,041
Don't you think
it means you miss sports?

198
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:17,612
I do miss it.

199
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,807
And I miss Jimmy.

200
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,317
But I would never drop the ball
on our show.

201
00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:25,355
- Sports analogy? Ha, ha.
- Ha, ha. Even if I wanted to...

202
00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,459
<i>...how would I do it without ruining
Mouth and Millie in the Morning?</i>

203
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,926
Because we'd find a replacement anchor
for you.

204
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,097
We?

205
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,596
I talked to Jerry
about you hosting a sports show.

206
00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:38,066
You talked to Jerry about firing me?

207
00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:39,465
- Don't be a dork.
- Ha, ha.

208
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,766
It's what you love to do.

209
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,433
If you don't want to, then we'll work
together every day, and I'll love it.

210
00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,010
But if you do...

211
00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,807
...as much as I'll miss spending my days
with you...

212
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,950
...I'll love spending my nights with you.

213
00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,449
I love you, Millicent Huxtable.

214
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,184
Are those abs?

215
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:03,123
Oh, that's right.
That's a, uh, two-pack right there.

216
00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:04,592
Wow.

217
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:07,028
I can't believe you talked to Jerry
about firing me.

218
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,223
Shut up.

219
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:10,028
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

220
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,461
All right.

221
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,105
- What do you think, Logan?
- I like it.

222
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:19,442
It's really, really cool.

223
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:24,109
QUINN:
Clay picked out all those planes himself.

224
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,481
That's an F-35 stealth fighter.

225
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,450
Sure. I know.

226
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,450
Yeah? And check this out.

227
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,695
Hey. Everything okay, pal?

228
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:48,006
I've never been this close
to the ocean before.

229
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,672
Wanna go down to the beach and see it?

230
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,869
Not really.

231
00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,481
Does it ever get any closer?

232
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,578
Well...

233
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,785
The tide rises.

234
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:04,855
But that's no reason to be scared of it.

235
00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:07,686
- You know that, right?
- I guess.

236
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,796
<i>BROOKE:
My parents don't see me.</i>

237
00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:18,596
<i>And when they do see me, it's only
because they're angry about something.</i>

238
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:21,934
<i>My dad golfs and my mom shops, and...</i>

239
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,906
<i>I can't remember the last time
we laughed together.</i>

240
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:28,569
<i>Or just sat quietly together.</i>

241
00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:31,243
<i>I'd like to just sit with them.</i>

242
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,510
<i>Be a family.</i>

243
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,677
<i>Hear them say they love me.</i>

244
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,385
<i>I see my friends
and they seem to have real families.</i>

245
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,392
VICTORIA:
You're never here. You're never home.

246
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,723
Your daughter, your wife...

247
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:48,458
TED: How can you say that?
How can you say I'm never here?

248
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,068
VICTORIA: Because you never are.
What kind of husband are you?

249
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,673
TED: What do you think I'm trying to do?
I'm trying to make a living for you. I try...

250
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,898
[TED SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

251
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,543
Have you ever thought
about how you treat me as a man?

252
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:01,271
VICTORIA: Ugh. You ever thought
about how you treat me as a woman?

253
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,348
TED: If you acted like one... You are frigid.
VICTORIA: If you were a man...

254
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,883
<i>BROOKE: Maybe everything isn't as nice
as I imagine, but...</i>

255
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,350
VICTORIA: You make me sick!
TED: Oh, I make you sick?

256
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,184
- Why would I make you sick?
VICTORIA: Because you are sickening.

257
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:13,848
Stay out there. Just stay out.

258
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,722
<i>BROOKE: I feel like they have more love
around them than I do.</i>

259
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:20,297
<i>And that's more disappointing
than I have words for.</i>

260
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:26,765
<i>There's this Burning Boat Festival
coming up.</i>

261
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,839
<i>We do it every year, and this year...</i>

262
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:31,203
<i>... I can tell my mom wants to throw in
my dad...</i>

263
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,242
<i>... and my dad wants to
throw in my mom...</i>

264
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,243
<i>... and me?</i>

265
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:38,349
<i>I'd be happy to chuck the whole thing in.</i>

266
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,949
[MAN & WOMAN ARGUING
INDISTINCTLY]

267
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:58,162
- Mom?
VICTORIA: Oh!

268
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,764
Ah! Brooke. Uh... Uh...

269
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,136
Heh. I wasn't expecting you.

270
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,402
I'm sorry.

271
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,705
I just wanted to go over some new ideas.

272
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,279
Oh. Oh.

273
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:13,043
Ideas, yeah.
Well, there's no idea like some new ideas.

274
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:14,277
What were you thinking?

275
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:16,846
Oh, were you napping?
I can come back la...

276
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,126
Oh, my God.

277
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,728
That's not nap hair.

278
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,961
That's my-mom-was-doing-someone-
in-the-middle-of-the-day hair.

279
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:34,162
Don't be so melodramatic.
I do have sex sometimes.

280
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,467
No, I'm sorry. I'll come back.

281
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:37,973
- Where did you go, you...?
- Oh!

282
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,475
Oh. Hi, cookie.

283
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:41,670
Oh, my God.

284
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,780
Dad? Oh, my God.

285
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,919
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

286
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,554
Oh!

287
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,385
- Funny, that's what you were just saying.
BROOKE: Oh, my God!

288
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,562
Oh, my God.

289
00:15:06,237 --> 00:15:07,261
[BROOKE GAGS]

290
00:15:07,438 --> 00:15:10,430
BROOKE:
Oh, my God. I'm gonna stab out my eyes!

291
00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:12,473
- How do you unsee something?
- What happened?

292
00:15:12,743 --> 00:15:15,712
I just walked in on my parents
having sex.

293
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,644
- I thought your parents hated each other.
- They do...

294
00:15:18,816 --> 00:15:21,080
Oh, my God. It was foreplay for hate sex.

295
00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:23,982
Oh, gross. This is a nightmare.
You can't poke your mind's eye out.

296
00:15:24,155 --> 00:15:27,124
Do they even realize
they've ruined another company of yours?

297
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,918
Of course not. Let's recap.

298
00:15:29,093 --> 00:15:31,926
My dad screws me over,
my mom screws me up.

299
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:34,326
They start screwing each other,
and now I give up.

300
00:15:34,765 --> 00:15:37,598
- I don't.
- Where are you going?

301
00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:39,827
Your mom asked me
why I gave Ted a free pass.

302
00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:42,666
It's feeling like a pretty great question
right about now.

303
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,865
Make sure you knock.

304
00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:46,134
[SHUDDERS]

305
00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:48,711
[SIGHS]

306
00:15:52,016 --> 00:15:54,450
Huh. Heh.

307
00:15:54,985 --> 00:15:56,452
No. Ahem.

308
00:16:03,727 --> 00:16:07,060
Aw, come on. I'm not dating girls.
I don't like them...

309
00:16:07,231 --> 00:16:09,631
...I'm not interested in them.
Definitely not twins.

310
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,859
- Whatever.
- Perfect.

311
00:16:12,403 --> 00:16:13,461
You're scrawny.

312
00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:14,729
Uh...

313
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:25,579
Okay, fine. Thanks.

314
00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:31,118
Mouth. Hi.

315
00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:33,279
Kylie. Hey. Um...

316
00:16:33,457 --> 00:16:35,516
Are you coming in
for the co-anchor position?

317
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:39,185
Yes.
Today is my big tryout audition thingy.

318
00:16:39,363 --> 00:16:40,387
Any advice?

319
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,294
- Uh, don't get fat.
- Bite your tongue.

320
00:16:43,467 --> 00:16:45,492
Sorry. It was a personal problem.

321
00:16:45,669 --> 00:16:49,230
Hey, um, not to be rude,
but I thought your visa expired.

322
00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:52,308
Oh, well, you'll find I'm full of surprises.

323
00:16:52,476 --> 00:16:56,071
For instance, expanding my dating pool
to Homeland Security.

324
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:58,675
JERRY: Kylie?
- That's me, I'm off.

325
00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:00,680
Up the irons. Ha, ha.

326
00:17:08,826 --> 00:17:11,852
Hi. I'm Jerry. I'm the station manager.

327
00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,361
Oh. The handsome ones
are always in charge.

328
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,991
[GIGGLES]

329
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,909
I got you covered, Logan.
It's gonna be okay. Trust me.

330
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,273
This from the guy who wanders around.

331
00:17:30,447 --> 00:17:31,709
[CHUCKLES]

332
00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:39,246
[CLICKS]

333
00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:47,857
- I don't want to.
- Oh, that's okay. We don't have to.

334
00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:58,006
Testing.

335
00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:00,037
Testing. Yeah...

336
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:02,641
Antwon.

337
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,411
What up, Haley James Scott?

338
00:18:04,582 --> 00:18:06,447
What's good with you?

339
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,685
Skills, what are you doing?

340
00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:14,449
Oh, I got these old CDs,
and since Jamie ain't want them...

341
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:17,617
...and the Goodwill won't take them.
I figure, hey, Burning Boat.

342
00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:21,060
It's not a landfill. It's supposed to be
for people with real problems.

343
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,290
I got real problems.
Nobody will take these.

344
00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:27,460
Yeah, but it's not about bad music,
it's about bad choices.

345
00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:31,404
Oh, don't tell me about bad choices.
I got a Lindsay Lohan album in here.

346
00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:35,102
If not for any other reason, then to just save
the ozone. The plastic fumes.

347
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:38,112
- I'll take them to my place. Again.
- Oh, now we're talking.

348
00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:42,742
Wow, I'm actually impressed. It looks
like you've kept every CD you ever bought.

349
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,115
- Skills.
- Yeah, peace out.

350
00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:48,156
Don't worry about me.
I'll just take them to the car myself.

351
00:18:48,726 --> 00:18:50,284
Thanks, girl.

352
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:51,951
It's all good.

353
00:19:00,404 --> 00:19:01,894
Julian.

354
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,099
Would you like some coffee?

355
00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,170
No, I wouldn't.

356
00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:10,480
I came here to tell you that how
you've treated Brooke is unacceptable.

357
00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:12,142
I see.

358
00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:15,444
As her husband and the father of her kids,
I'm not gonna let anyone...

359
00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:18,520
...not even her father, put her in a corner.

360
00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:22,552
<i>Just because I referenced Dirty Dancing
doesn't mean I'm not serious right now.</i>

361
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,652
Sure you don't want some coffee?

362
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:26,352
No coffee. I don't want coffee.

363
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:30,125
What I want is for you to wake up
and fix things with your daughter.

364
00:19:31,068 --> 00:19:34,162
She gave you your 3000th chance
to be a decent dad...

365
00:19:34,338 --> 00:19:36,363
...and you blew it. Again.

366
00:19:39,109 --> 00:19:40,337
Anything else?

367
00:19:41,078 --> 00:19:43,205
Yeah. One thing.

368
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,644
What kind of guy
tells his 15-year-old daughter...

369
00:19:45,816 --> 00:19:49,217
...who's about to go to a dance
that her dress makes her look thick?

370
00:19:52,256 --> 00:19:54,690
If you wanna know the answer,
it rhymes with "thick."

371
00:19:58,729 --> 00:20:00,492
It's dick, Ted.

372
00:20:02,499 --> 00:20:05,366
You're a dick.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

373
00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:16,306
Some people are professional musicians,
some write novels, some play in the NBA.

374
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:20,507
Then there's the kind of person that works
crappy hours, listening to people whine...

375
00:20:20,684 --> 00:20:23,278
...and then cleans up after them.
Guess which one I am.

376
00:20:23,454 --> 00:20:24,785
The kind who talks too much?

377
00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:28,950
This place sucks.

378
00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:31,492
This place is cool.

379
00:20:32,329 --> 00:20:33,591
Totally.

380
00:20:33,764 --> 00:20:35,322
You, not so much.

381
00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:38,093
Yeah. Open your eyes, scrawny.

382
00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:56,678
Logan? What are you doing up, buddy?

383
00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:58,845
The ocean's getting closer.

384
00:20:59,022 --> 00:21:00,819
I promise you
the ocean won't swallow you up.

385
00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:03,154
Come here, bud.

386
00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:10,895
Well, you know you can always come
get us if you can't sleep, right?

387
00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,535
Yeah?

388
00:21:12,936 --> 00:21:15,928
- Do you miss your grandparents' house?
- I guess.

389
00:21:16,106 --> 00:21:17,971
Is that the only place you can sleep?

390
00:21:18,142 --> 00:21:20,372
I like to sleep there...

391
00:21:20,544 --> 00:21:22,876
...and, well, camping.

392
00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:35,319
CLAY: All right, you good?
- Good.

393
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:41,263
Grandma and Grandpa says that my mom
watches over me while I'm asleep...

394
00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:43,422
...to make sure nothing bad happens
to me.

395
00:21:44,468 --> 00:21:45,935
Yeah, they're right about that.

396
00:21:46,103 --> 00:21:48,435
Now me and Quinn
are gonna watch over you too.

397
00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:49,765
Okay.

398
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:53,171
- It's kind of dark, you want a night light?
- I can just use my power ring.

399
00:21:53,343 --> 00:21:54,776
[QUINN & CLAY GASP]

400
00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:57,539
Nice. Keeping it real with the DC.

401
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:03,353
All right, sleep tight. We'll be right here.

402
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:12,356
Kitty cat. Where did the cat go?

403
00:22:12,529 --> 00:22:14,520
[LYDIA BABBLING]

404
00:22:34,318 --> 00:22:36,252
Well, if it isn't the parents of the year.

405
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:38,945
I knew we'd get an insult.
I thought it would be wittier.

406
00:22:39,122 --> 00:22:41,750
Are you kidding?
I'm lucky I can put a sentence together.

407
00:22:41,925 --> 00:22:44,655
I have post-traumatic stress disorder
from catching you two.

408
00:22:44,828 --> 00:22:46,853
That's better.

409
00:22:47,464 --> 00:22:50,456
Brooke, I'm very sorry
how I handled things with Baker Man.

410
00:22:50,634 --> 00:22:52,727
- You should be.
- You don't know the facts yet.

411
00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:54,769
Oh, I do know the facts.

412
00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:57,998
Remember, you had the housekeeper
explain them to me when I was 11.

413
00:22:58,742 --> 00:23:01,108
Esmeralda always had
a very gentle way about her.

414
00:23:01,278 --> 00:23:04,372
- Heh.
- Brooke, you might not like what we did...

415
00:23:04,548 --> 00:23:08,416
...but we're your parents, and I think
you should give us a chance to explain.

416
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,787
Your father came to me
when you kicked him out of the house...

417
00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:15,857
...and for once,
he was genuinely remorseful.

418
00:23:16,026 --> 00:23:20,087
In fact, I could see a glimpse of the selfless
and caring man that I once knew.

419
00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:24,129
And it turned me on. Ha, ha.

420
00:23:24,301 --> 00:23:26,861
- Anyway, after we...
- Oh, my God.

421
00:23:27,037 --> 00:23:28,868
It's worse than hate sex.

422
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:30,870
- Ha, ha.
- It was pity sex.

423
00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:35,637
After we talked, we both decided
that Ted should not sell the company.

424
00:23:35,812 --> 00:23:38,474
- What?
- Baker Man, it's a good idea...

425
00:23:38,649 --> 00:23:41,049
...and it's yours,
so we bought out the investors.

426
00:23:41,618 --> 00:23:43,518
One more time. What?

427
00:23:43,687 --> 00:23:46,986
I wanna run the company with you
and your mother, the three of us.

428
00:23:47,157 --> 00:23:49,557
But either way, it's your company.

429
00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:53,656
Wha...? Why?

430
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:56,355
Because that's
what our daughter wished for.

431
00:23:58,568 --> 00:24:02,129
If you wanna discuss it further,
we'll be at the Burning Boat Festival.

432
00:24:02,306 --> 00:24:04,001
We have a date.

433
00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:07,142
And, Julian...

434
00:24:07,311 --> 00:24:08,869
[SIGHS]

435
00:24:09,046 --> 00:24:13,312
...I'm really happy
that my daughter has you in her life.

436
00:24:14,518 --> 00:24:16,042
Thank you.

437
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:22,218
Ew.

438
00:24:22,392 --> 00:24:23,654
[CHUCKLES]

439
00:24:24,127 --> 00:24:25,924
What just happened?

440
00:24:26,096 --> 00:24:30,556
- I think you just got your company back.
- Yeah.

441
00:24:31,301 --> 00:24:34,964
- Who were those people?
- Those were your parents.

442
00:24:35,138 --> 00:24:36,867
It's good to meet them.

443
00:24:37,874 --> 00:24:40,001
Oh, stop.

444
00:24:47,882 --> 00:24:49,110
BROOKE:
Hey.

445
00:24:49,284 --> 00:24:51,548
- Hey.
- I brought you a croissant from Karen's.

446
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,746
Oh, you're the best. Thank you.
This is perfect timing. I'm starving.

447
00:24:54,923 --> 00:24:56,288
[BROOKE CHUCKLES]

448
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:58,483
How's the speech coming?

449
00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:00,157
Not bad.

450
00:25:00,328 --> 00:25:01,818
It helps being out here.

451
00:25:02,797 --> 00:25:06,198
You know, this is the exact bench
that I sat on with Lucas...

452
00:25:06,368 --> 00:25:08,529
...ourjunior year,
watching the burning boat.

453
00:25:08,703 --> 00:25:10,500
- Really?
- Yeah.

454
00:25:10,905 --> 00:25:13,305
Things were so different then.

455
00:25:14,242 --> 00:25:16,267
I was so different.

456
00:25:17,112 --> 00:25:20,604
I remember lying to Lucas that night
about tutoring Nathan.

457
00:25:21,249 --> 00:25:24,446
I always thought
you were an underrated troublemaker.

458
00:25:24,619 --> 00:25:26,780
Uh, anything I learned,
I learned from the master.

459
00:25:26,955 --> 00:25:29,389
Thank you.
Just passing down my wisdom.

460
00:25:29,557 --> 00:25:30,581
[HALEY CHUCKLES]

461
00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:33,023
- How's Nate?
- He is so good.

462
00:25:33,194 --> 00:25:35,253
He went camping with Jamie.

463
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:39,389
You're amazing. He was gone so long,
I don't think I could let him out of my sight.

464
00:25:39,567 --> 00:25:44,095
I know. But he wasn't just gone from me,
he was gone from Jamie.

465
00:25:44,272 --> 00:25:48,902
Especially after Dan's funeral,
I just think...

466
00:25:49,377 --> 00:25:51,641
I think Jamie needed him
more than I do right now.

467
00:25:51,813 --> 00:25:53,246
Yeah.

468
00:25:53,948 --> 00:25:57,406
I am jealous of that little boy
for having such incredible parents.

469
00:25:58,653 --> 00:26:01,315
I take it things aren't going well
with your mom and dad?

470
00:26:01,489 --> 00:26:03,650
Actually, they're going strangely well.

471
00:26:03,825 --> 00:26:05,224
- Yeah?
- Well...

472
00:26:05,727 --> 00:26:07,786
...I wanna give them another chance...

473
00:26:07,962 --> 00:26:11,295
...but every time I do
they make me feel like a fool.

474
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:13,759
Well, you're not a fool. You're...

475
00:26:13,935 --> 00:26:16,301
Listen, my mom used to say,
"Love means giving chances...

476
00:26:16,471 --> 00:26:18,234
...when there's no more chances
left to give."

477
00:26:18,406 --> 00:26:19,430
Hmm.

478
00:26:19,607 --> 00:26:21,973
I know that wears better
as the title of a country song...

479
00:26:22,143 --> 00:26:26,773
...than it does a piece of life wisdom,
but I think she was right.

480
00:26:28,783 --> 00:26:30,444
Thanks.

481
00:26:36,891 --> 00:26:38,256
CAMERAMAN:
Thirty seconds.

482
00:26:38,426 --> 00:26:40,189
I think I might be freaking out a bit.

483
00:26:41,162 --> 00:26:44,620
- I am. I'm definitely freaking out a bit.
- You're gonna be fine, Kylie.

484
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:47,267
Do you reckon
there's time to go to the loo?

485
00:26:47,435 --> 00:26:48,834
Only if you go in your pants.

486
00:26:51,339 --> 00:26:53,534
- That was ajoke.
- Oh.

487
00:26:53,708 --> 00:26:56,438
WOMAN:
We're on in five, four, three...

488
00:26:56,611 --> 00:27:00,342
Just say "wanker" or "crumpets,"
you know, that funny stuff you say.

489
00:27:00,515 --> 00:27:04,042
<i>Welcome to Millie and Kylie in the Morning.
I'm Millicent Huxtable.</i>

490
00:27:04,219 --> 00:27:06,881
And this morning,
I'm welcoming a new cohost.

491
00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:09,319
Hi, Kylie.
Tell us a little bit about yourself.

492
00:27:15,597 --> 00:27:17,224
Wanker.

493
00:27:20,001 --> 00:27:21,434
[GASPS]

494
00:27:27,008 --> 00:27:28,032
It's good.

495
00:27:28,676 --> 00:27:32,806
It's really, really good.

496
00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:35,814
I didn't think you could get any sexier,
Mr. Baker.

497
00:27:36,217 --> 00:27:37,309
But wow.

498
00:27:38,253 --> 00:27:43,714
My favorite part is the addition
of the Julian character to Tree Hill High.

499
00:27:43,892 --> 00:27:46,087
- I thought maybe it was too much.
- No.

500
00:27:46,261 --> 00:27:48,661
I wish you had been there for real.

501
00:27:48,830 --> 00:27:50,695
My life would have been so much better.

502
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,095
And I really like
the way you're writing Brooke.

503
00:27:54,269 --> 00:27:56,737
I haven't told you this,
but I like that character.

504
00:27:56,905 --> 00:27:58,372
Do you think the audience will?

505
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:01,941
- She's kind of a hot mess.
- Considering how she always gets up...

506
00:28:02,110 --> 00:28:04,374
...no matter how many times
she's knocked down...

507
00:28:04,546 --> 00:28:05,774
...it's a pretty safe bet.

508
00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:07,505
Thanks.

509
00:28:07,682 --> 00:28:10,879
Do you think Julian
making the winning shot was too much?

510
00:28:11,052 --> 00:28:13,486
No, I loved it.

511
00:28:16,624 --> 00:28:18,558
I wanna tell the story.

512
00:28:18,726 --> 00:28:20,591
Your story.

513
00:28:20,929 --> 00:28:22,260
I wanna do it justice.

514
00:28:22,430 --> 00:28:24,091
You will.

515
00:28:24,499 --> 00:28:26,126
When does the network decide?

516
00:28:26,301 --> 00:28:27,768
Any time now.

517
00:28:29,804 --> 00:28:33,240
Well, the boys are asleep
for another 45 minutes.

518
00:28:33,408 --> 00:28:35,273
So why don't I help distract you?

519
00:28:37,679 --> 00:28:38,907
[BROOKE GIGGLES]

520
00:28:41,382 --> 00:28:42,872
Check it out.

521
00:28:43,585 --> 00:28:46,611
Can you believe this?
It's TRIC's 10th anniversary.

522
00:28:46,788 --> 00:28:48,346
No way.

523
00:28:48,756 --> 00:28:52,419
That's so cool. This place deserves
a 10-year anniversary concert.

524
00:28:52,594 --> 00:28:56,325
Yes, it does. I thought you were down
on the bar. What changed?

525
00:28:56,497 --> 00:28:58,624
Uh, I gave it some thought,
and it's not so bad.

526
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,769
TRIC's always been there for me,
you know? No matter what.

527
00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:04,937
Heck, I even had one of the best
Thanksgivings of my life here.

528
00:29:05,106 --> 00:29:08,439
Me in this place
and a turkey-and-stuffing cocktail.

529
00:29:08,610 --> 00:29:10,942
- Gross.
- I always come back here.

530
00:29:11,112 --> 00:29:12,739
It's my home.

531
00:29:13,114 --> 00:29:17,141
Plus, at the end of the day,
this place, it's pretty cool.

532
00:29:17,518 --> 00:29:20,817
Yeah, you're right. This place is cool.

533
00:29:20,989 --> 00:29:23,856
You know, I can't take credit for it.
I was visited by angels.

534
00:29:24,826 --> 00:29:29,092
Snotty, sarcastic, identical-twin angels,
but still...

535
00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:31,764
No, really.

536
00:29:33,635 --> 00:29:35,762
You know, Logan,
I was scared of the ocean too.

537
00:29:35,937 --> 00:29:37,996
- You were?
- Yeah.

538
00:29:38,172 --> 00:29:42,199
The ocean represented, you know,
things that I couldn't face, the unknown.

539
00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:47,609
But once I started to get into the water,
some of those fears just disappeared.

540
00:29:47,782 --> 00:29:49,147
I don't think that's it.

541
00:29:50,018 --> 00:29:51,212
What do you think it is?

542
00:29:51,386 --> 00:29:55,152
Sharks, jellyfish, sea monsters.

543
00:29:55,323 --> 00:29:56,790
Oh.

544
00:29:57,725 --> 00:30:00,853
Well, what do you say
if you come in the waterjust this once...

545
00:30:01,029 --> 00:30:02,223
...we'll go get ice cream.

546
00:30:02,764 --> 00:30:04,925
- Okay.
- Yay!

547
00:30:05,099 --> 00:30:06,794
[QUINN LAUGHS]

548
00:30:07,502 --> 00:30:10,300
Aah! Come on.

549
00:30:10,905 --> 00:30:12,304
Look at him. Look at him.

550
00:30:12,473 --> 00:30:13,906
Shoot him.

551
00:30:15,243 --> 00:30:16,369
Hi, Dad.

552
00:30:17,045 --> 00:30:18,069
Come on.

553
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,410
- Ha, ha. Come on, dude.
- Ha-ha-ha.

554
00:30:21,582 --> 00:30:23,413
Yes.

555
00:30:23,584 --> 00:30:25,711
That's awesome.

556
00:30:25,887 --> 00:30:27,081
[CLICKS]

557
00:30:28,256 --> 00:30:30,349
She's not that bad.

558
00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:34,621
Look, once she stopped swearing,
she seemed to hold her own pretty well.

559
00:30:34,796 --> 00:30:38,596
Jerry, we all want her to work
for all of our sakes...

560
00:30:38,766 --> 00:30:41,758
...but she almost passed out
on the air twice.

561
00:30:42,770 --> 00:30:46,706
And she took a phone call
from her mom on the air.

562
00:30:46,874 --> 00:30:50,537
Look, maybe you should be looking for
a replacement in case she doesn't work out.

563
00:30:50,812 --> 00:30:53,679
Maybe somebody who didn't flirt with you
to get the job.

564
00:30:53,848 --> 00:30:55,372
Now, that is outrageous.

565
00:30:56,718 --> 00:30:58,913
- All right, I'm offended.
- Jer-bear?

566
00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:05,617
Can I have a new makeup girl?
Mine smells of carrots.

567
00:31:09,864 --> 00:31:10,922
I'll see what I can do.

568
00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:12,896
- Thanks, baby.
- Oh.

569
00:31:13,067 --> 00:31:14,932
- I'll see you tonight? Okay.
JERRY: Mm-hm. Okay.

570
00:31:15,103 --> 00:31:17,594
- Bye.
- Bye.

571
00:31:20,074 --> 00:31:21,439
You were saying, Jer-bear?

572
00:31:22,910 --> 00:31:25,777
All right, it is completely innocent.

573
00:31:27,215 --> 00:31:28,273
I like the attention.

574
00:31:28,449 --> 00:31:32,408
Jerry, don't you wanna be with someone
who likes you for you?

575
00:31:32,587 --> 00:31:34,054
Have you seen me?

576
00:31:34,222 --> 00:31:35,280
Have you seen her?

577
00:31:36,391 --> 00:31:40,088
Look, people who like me for me
look too much like me.

578
00:31:43,798 --> 00:31:44,992
Fine.

579
00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:47,964
You two wanna find a replacement anchor,
be my guest.

580
00:31:50,371 --> 00:31:51,565
[IN UNISON]
Skills.

581
00:31:54,675 --> 00:31:56,802
Hi, husband.

582
00:31:56,978 --> 00:31:59,173
- Hi, wife.
- So, what did you wanna show me?

583
00:31:59,714 --> 00:32:01,545
Come here.

584
00:32:02,417 --> 00:32:03,782
[BROOKE GIGGLES]

585
00:32:03,951 --> 00:32:08,012
I got the sets all figured out.
This is Peyton's bedroom.

586
00:32:09,390 --> 00:32:11,790
- This is the school hallway.
- Okay.

587
00:32:11,959 --> 00:32:15,986
And back here is Whitey's office.

588
00:32:16,164 --> 00:32:20,157
And this is where Brooke and Julian
film their sex tape.

589
00:32:20,334 --> 00:32:21,460
Oh.

590
00:32:21,636 --> 00:32:24,127
- The one and only sex tape she ever makes.
- Yeah.

591
00:32:24,639 --> 00:32:25,901
[SIGHS]

592
00:32:26,073 --> 00:32:27,597
I'm ready to tell this story.

593
00:32:27,775 --> 00:32:30,539
- I hope they liked the script.
- They did.

594
00:32:30,711 --> 00:32:34,306
I just got the call from my agent.
We start casting next week.

595
00:32:34,482 --> 00:32:35,847
[SHRIEKS]

596
00:32:40,888 --> 00:32:42,879
[BROOKE GIGGLES]

597
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,354
JERRY: What if this doesn't work?
- It'll work.

598
00:32:53,530 --> 00:32:56,328
If it doesn't, I'll step in as co-anchor.
But it'll work.

599
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,968
Oh, it's gonna work.
Here I come, Tree Hill.

600
00:32:59,136 --> 00:33:00,660
This is the time and the place...

601
00:33:00,838 --> 00:33:03,136
...and I'm about to kill it
like a honey badger.

602
00:33:03,307 --> 00:33:05,775
We're live in five, four...

603
00:33:05,943 --> 00:33:08,104
<i>- [MOUTHS] ...three, two, one.
- It'll be great.</i>

604
00:33:08,879 --> 00:33:11,370
<i>Welcome to a special segment
of Mouth and Millie in the Morning.</i>

605
00:33:11,548 --> 00:33:12,606
[CROWD CHEERING]

606
00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:14,580
<i>Well, Millie in the Morning.</i>

607
00:33:14,752 --> 00:33:16,549
Just not in the morning.

608
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,417
Anyway, here with me today
is my new co-anchor, Skills Taylor.

609
00:33:20,591 --> 00:33:22,718
How's it going, Skills?

610
00:33:23,093 --> 00:33:24,287
Wanker.

611
00:33:25,596 --> 00:33:27,291
MAN:
Oh, yeah!

612
00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:30,524
Nah, just playing. What's up, Tree Hill?
This is Mills and Skills.

613
00:33:30,701 --> 00:33:32,134
We here all night and morning.

614
00:33:32,302 --> 00:33:35,669
We about to burn this boat down
like Detroit after the championship.

615
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:39,639
But first, let's check in
with our new traffic chick, Kylie.

616
00:33:40,911 --> 00:33:42,936
It's bloody trafficky, Tree Hill.

617
00:33:43,547 --> 00:33:45,014
Dude.

618
00:33:45,182 --> 00:33:47,616
- I'm weak. What?
- Ahh.

619
00:33:47,785 --> 00:33:49,844
- Holy...
- Chuck.

620
00:33:50,187 --> 00:33:52,485
Oh, hey, Chase.

621
00:33:54,158 --> 00:33:55,989
CHASE: Got stuff for the burning boat?
- Yeah.

622
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,594
I was thinking
about burning some stuff my dad left.

623
00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:00,662
Just thinking about it?

624
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:04,358
Well, part of me wants to keep it, I guess.
You think that's wrong?

625
00:34:04,535 --> 00:34:08,164
Not at all. You can hang on to them.
There's next year's Burning Boat, right?

626
00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:09,965
Cool. Good idea.

627
00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:13,871
I brought some action figures and fireworks
just in case I changed my mind.

628
00:34:14,044 --> 00:34:16,604
No way I'm letting a Burning Boat Festival
go to waste.

629
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:18,145
Go for it.

630
00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:21,416
- Here.
- Oh, thanks.

631
00:34:24,922 --> 00:34:28,016
I'm sorry it was so hard for you, Brooke.
You didn't deserve it.

632
00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:31,059
Well, nobody does.
But it all worked out in the end.

633
00:34:31,228 --> 00:34:35,494
I have you and we have the boys,
and I wouldn't trade that for anything.

634
00:34:36,567 --> 00:34:37,898
Hmm.

635
00:34:39,603 --> 00:34:43,130
I'm reminded lately
that I'm still the little girl in this diary.

636
00:34:43,307 --> 00:34:44,706
And part of me always will be.

637
00:34:45,776 --> 00:34:49,872
Since I shared it with you,
I think I like your version better.

638
00:35:16,807 --> 00:35:20,174
You know, you were so brave
for going into the ocean, Logan.

639
00:35:20,344 --> 00:35:21,572
I'm so proud of you.

640
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,940
I'm proud of you too, buddy.

641
00:35:50,107 --> 00:35:53,235
Good evening and welcome, everyone.

642
00:35:53,410 --> 00:35:55,571
[ALL CHEERING]

643
00:35:55,746 --> 00:35:58,340
Well, we all have things that we regret...

644
00:35:58,515 --> 00:36:01,712
...and we all have things
for which we are remorseful.

645
00:36:01,885 --> 00:36:05,912
The Burning Boat Festival
is our city's time-honored tradition...

646
00:36:06,089 --> 00:36:09,820
...of letting go
and giving yourself a second chance.

647
00:36:10,327 --> 00:36:12,488
I think we all need those
from time to time, right?

648
00:36:12,663 --> 00:36:17,191
So I say we take all those failures
and letdowns and burdens...

649
00:36:17,367 --> 00:36:18,459
...and let's torch them.

650
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:19,894
What do you think?

651
00:36:20,070 --> 00:36:22,903
[ALL CHEERING]

652
00:36:23,073 --> 00:36:24,438
All right.

653
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,711
[CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

654
00:37:30,173 --> 00:37:32,505
Thank you so much, Millie.

655
00:37:33,110 --> 00:37:36,307
You're so patient and loving.

656
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:40,141
You gave me something
I didn't even know I needed.

657
00:37:41,485 --> 00:37:43,077
I love you.

658
00:37:43,286 --> 00:37:45,151
I love you too.

659
00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:47,946
I'm so happy you're happy.

660
00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:12,278
- Heh.
- Hey.

661
00:38:12,449 --> 00:38:15,247
- Hey.
- How's it going, buddy?

662
00:38:15,852 --> 00:38:17,251
Fine.

663
00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:19,946
- Yeah, in fact, I feel pretty good.
HALEY: Good.

664
00:38:20,290 --> 00:38:24,249
- I think things are gonna work out.
- Yeah, I think they are too.

665
00:38:24,961 --> 00:38:28,863
What would you say if I told you
that TRIC could be all yours?

666
00:38:29,733 --> 00:38:33,032
I talked to Karen,
and she's willing to sell you the bar.

667
00:38:34,404 --> 00:38:38,238
Oh, well, that sounds incredible.
But can I pay for it in magic beans?

668
00:38:38,408 --> 00:38:39,898
I'm broke, Haley.

669
00:38:40,077 --> 00:38:42,136
Yeah. I've got an idea about that too.

670
00:38:52,889 --> 00:38:55,153
[WHISPERING] Thank you
for everything you've done for me.

671
00:38:57,494 --> 00:39:00,190
Thank you for sleeping in a tent...

672
00:39:00,764 --> 00:39:02,254
...and for going in the ocean.

673
00:39:02,432 --> 00:39:04,866
Whatever happened to immensity?

674
00:39:05,035 --> 00:39:08,493
[WHISPERING] Immensity is not so scary
when I have our family to help me face it.

675
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,963
Our family.

676
00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:13,338
I like the way that sounds.

677
00:39:15,746 --> 00:39:17,976
I love you so much, Quinn.

678
00:39:18,148 --> 00:39:19,672
And I love you.

679
00:39:22,953 --> 00:39:25,353
We should get married.

680
00:39:25,522 --> 00:39:26,648
You want to?

681
00:39:28,191 --> 00:39:29,249
What?

682
00:39:29,426 --> 00:39:33,328
I haven't gotten you a ring yet, I'm sorry,
but I wanna marry you.

683
00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:35,522
I love you.

684
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,531
[QUINN LAUGHS]

685
00:39:39,035 --> 00:39:40,935
Clutch move, kid.

686
00:39:47,277 --> 00:39:48,676
Marry me, Quinn James.

687
00:39:50,046 --> 00:39:51,604
Yes, of course I will.

688
00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,214
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

689
00:40:22,412 --> 00:40:23,902
Watch the hair, honey. Watch the hair.

690
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,479
[TED CHUCKLES]

691
00:40:30,554 --> 00:40:34,046
This is chance number 3001.

692
00:40:34,991 --> 00:40:36,515
Please don't let me down.

693
00:40:39,296 --> 00:40:41,856
We won't. Now get over here.

694
00:40:47,604 --> 00:40:49,731
VICTORIA:
I'm so glad you're here.

695
00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:03,176
<i>BROOKE: I can't remember the last time
we laughed together.</i>

696
00:41:03,353 --> 00:41:07,153
<i>Or just sat quietly together.</i>

697
00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:10,248
<i>I'd like to just sit with them.</i>

698
00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:12,520
<i>Be a family.</i>

699
00:41:54,471 --> 00:41:56,462
[English - US - SDH]

