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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I've very exciting news.
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What?
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I just lined up a very special guest
for next Friday's show.
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Someone we both love.
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Someone who is your personal hero.
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Sex machine James Brown!
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An alive personal hero.
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- No!
- Yes.
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- Stevie Nicks?
- Stevie Nicks.
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- [Wails]
- Ohh, my God!
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- [Both shouting]
- Oh, my God!
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- My Goooood!
- Aaaah!
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You're my hero!
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Ha ha!
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Uhh!
Both: Aaah!
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- Aah!
- Julian!
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I thought this was a hug party.
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How does he keep getting in here?
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I posted his photo at reception.
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I brought you something, Ava.
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Julian, we don't have time for...
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[Rustling]
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[Gasps]
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It's a baby dog.
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And a doggy baby.
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- Puppy.
- Puppy, mm, yes.
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Oh, he's so adorable.
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Is he a rescue dog?
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I don't know what he can do.
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I was googling you,
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looking for inspirational quotes
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or nipple slips, that sort of thing.
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And I came across this
picture of you as a child,
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and you had a dog like this.
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Oh, Julian, this is so sweet,
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but I don't have time
to take care of a dog.
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Of course not.
We'll take care of him together.
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You and me.
I've already named him.
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Avian.
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A combo of both our names.
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Obviously this is a very
manipulative attempt
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to spend more time with her.
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Isn't that right, "ah-va." Ava.
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He looks like the lining
of my Italian driving slippers.
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Oh, to be that dog's beak.
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- Mm.
- Oh, my God.
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How do I already smell like you?
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Sync and correction by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh, man you were on fire out there.
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Yeah.
Ah, it's a team effort.
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Yeah.
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I mean, did I score three goals? Yes.
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Did we win three-nothing?
Affirmative.
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Think we got a shot at winning
the old-timers league this year.
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"Old-timers." Why do they call it...
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All that means is that we're over 30.
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By that logic, Britney Spears,
if she played hockey,
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would be in our league.
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Yeah, and she's no old-timer.
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She's a good-timer.
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[All laugh]
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I'm impressed.
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Who's Britney Spears?
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Oh, come on, Todd.
You're killin' me, man!
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Oh, look out, it's the
young'uns from the beer league.
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Don't worry, boys.
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We left some ice out there for you.
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We were watching you
light it up out there, dude.
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- You still go it.
- Ah, it's a team thing.
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Team's still got it, right?
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Well, we're losing our right winger.
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I don't know if you're free, but...
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You kidding me?
Yeah, I'm in, bro.
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Yeah.
One of the young guns.
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I mean, I knew I still had it,
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but for the young kids
to recognize me...
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It's hugely gratifying.
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Honey, can you even
keep up with these guys?
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You're not exactly 25 anymore.
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Not exactly, but, I mean,
it's right behind me.
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You pulled a muscle taking off
your shirt last night.
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It was a brand-new fitted tee.
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I didn't want to stretch out the...
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Look, the point is, I'm gonna play.
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Will you be careful, please?
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I mean, you're used to playing
with the old-timers, you know?
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We're not old!
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Chelsea Clinton
would be playing with us.
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Chelsea, little...
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- Okay.
- [Sighs]
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So... man.
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Look at her hauling ass.
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- Wow.
- Oh, I know...
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She's gonna be walking
on her own any day.
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Chris, is she wearing slippy socks?
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I told you a million times,
if she's on the Walker,
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she has to be barefoot
or on grippy socks.
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Grippy, not slippy.
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Baby, she's gonna be fine.
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Don't overreact.
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I am not overreacting.
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Do I need to remind you of
the incident at kiddie funtown?
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- What?
- And before you say,
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"what incident at kiddie funtown,"
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let me remind you,
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the camera was rolling.
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Come on, babe, just let her
go down herself.
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Yeah! Whoo hoo!
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Super baby, super baby...
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Hey! Don't you have a wife
and kids to get home to?
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Seriously, dude?
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Are you seriously gonna
mess with me right now?
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Come on, babe.
He's only six.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, you cry.
[Child crying]
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- All right, out of the pit.
- Oh.
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I apologize for nothing.
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Okay? That's how I roll.
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- I am the mama bear.
- Okay.
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I am the Caroline Manzo
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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[Jersey accent]
All right, my family,
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we're thick as thieves.
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A'ight?
We're blood.
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Ya mess with me, ya get the claws.
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All right.
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[Dog whimpering]
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It's okay.
I'm just upstairs.
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So you just go to sleep now.
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[Whispering] Sleep.
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[Dog whimpering]
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Come on, little dude.
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[Dog whimpering]
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Great job.
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[Whispering]
It's time to go to sleep.
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[Snoring]
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[Dog whimpering]
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I know I'm late.
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You take him.
It's his fault I look like this.
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See this knot in my hair?
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I'm gonna have to cut it out.
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He was pawing at me all night.
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He was looking for a teat.
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Listen, uh, Stevie Nicks
wants to meet with us
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before she does the show,
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and I am going to pitch to her
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that the two of you
do a song together.
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What do you think about that?
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How amazing would that be, right?
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You two singing together.
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And then... I don't know, like...
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You guys, like, pull me up on stage,
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and then we all
sing together and stuff.
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Like, it's ridiculous, I know.
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I mean, why would I be up there?
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I'm... I'm just the producer
of the show.
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But it would just be so amazing.
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It would be so amazing.
But that's silly, right?
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That's so silly.
[Laughs]
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It's not silly to have a dream.
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I make cat pillows for cats,
with cats on them.
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- Okay.
- Ooh!
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Is this a "ladies I'd like
to do it with" convention? Uhh.
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Julian...
Take the dog, please.
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Of course.
This is how it will be.
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Us passing the dog off
to one another every few days,
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our hands touching in
the exchange, tantalizingly.
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Oh, God, don't make my arm
your sex prop.
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No... I mean take him forever.
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I can't have a dog.
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Not even part-time.
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I don't want the responsibility.
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Okay...
I'll take care of it.
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Good-bye, my little friend.
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Come on, let's go.
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Oh, God, again,
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I smell like the break room
at Armani exchange.
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Good to have you aboard, man.
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Good to be aboard, dude.
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Oh, look.
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Hunter's new lady showed up
to him on.
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Somebody's getting a little
chaka-chaka tonight.
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Wow. Yeah.
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I'm gonna get me some chaka
tonight, too, bro.
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Some wife chaka.
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It's like the best chaka...
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Come on, ref!
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All right.
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Bring it!
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[Breathing rhythmically]
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I did the right thing
with Avian, right?
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I'm not a dog person.
He is much better off.
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God, he did the funniest
thing last night.
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[Laughing]
He was having this dream.
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He was really running or something.
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I don't know what dogs dream about.
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Anyway, he was...
He was doing this thing,
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you know, with his paws,
he was going...
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[Imitates growling and whimpering]
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It was really cute.
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I mean, not as cute
as I just did it, but...
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It was cute.
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What do you think Julian meant
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when he said, "I'll take care of it"?
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Oh, I'm sure he just meant
he'd return the dog
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to the place he bought it.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Or he's gonna have the dog put down.
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Yeah, it's inflamed, but it
won't go away this time.
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[Music playing]
Yeah, I tried, I put it on.
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It didn't... okay, mama,
I'll call you back.
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Ava!
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What a sexy surprise!
Hey...
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Julian, where's Avian?
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Here. Look, he's really getting down.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm paying Dani and Tandalaya
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to take care of the dog
for me and love it.
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You can't pay people to love.
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You don't know how I met
Dani and Tandalaya.
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Come on, Avian.
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You're coming home with mama.
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Let's go.
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Ava, you seem a little,
meh, not so happy.
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Is that me leaving
my dermatologist's office?
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Oh, yeah, that's a good one, eh?
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I like this picture, ah?
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Uck!
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Come on, come on, come on, yeah.
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[Groaning]
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[Whispering]
I'm sore.
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Hey, Chris.
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Yeah?
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Once second, babe.
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Hey, honey.
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Ha, it's ha...
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Whassuuup?
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How was hockey with the kids today?
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You all right?
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[Forced laugh]
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Oh, it was so good.
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Super energized.
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Oh, you look energized.
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I was kind of worried
about you being out there
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with those boys, but...
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You're lookin' pumped up.
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It looks... I'm kind of
diggin' it right now.
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- Oh, yeah?
- You okay?
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Yeah, are you kiddin'?
I'm always up for a little...
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Chaka-chaka with my lady.
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Just, I.E., lovemaking.
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Why do you smell
like a drugstore, babe?
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Yes, it's my new aftershave.
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It's, uh...
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You know, just going...
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Kind of mixing it up a little bit.
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You smell like a...
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Eastern European disco?
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- Do I?
- Oh, yes.
262
00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:58,537
- Oh...
- Oh, fuuun!
263
00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,622
- Aah!
- Oh, here we go.
264
00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,515
- Ohh.
- [Groaning] Ohh.
265
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:05,872
All righty.
266
00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,549
Stay close by, okay?
267
00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,177
Let's get you dressed.
268
00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:15,513
Aim?
269
00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:16,598
[Baby babbling]
270
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,099
Sweet little ladybug.
271
00:09:18,265 --> 00:09:19,658
[Chuckles]
Where are you?
272
00:09:19,783 --> 00:09:22,094
Honey? Amy?
273
00:09:22,219 --> 00:09:23,855
Where...
274
00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:24,880
Oh, my God.
275
00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:27,275
Amy, did you open the door?
276
00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,109
Amy?
277
00:09:28,425 --> 00:09:31,237
Amy? Amy Marie Brinkley,
278
00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,238
this is not funny!
279
00:09:32,813 --> 00:09:35,641
This is not a good time
to play hide and go... seek.
280
00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:37,410
- Amy?
- What's goin' on?
281
00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:38,703
I can't find the baby.
282
00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:40,763
Calm down, sweetie.
She's gotta be here.
283
00:09:40,888 --> 00:09:42,598
- The door was open!
- The door was open?!
284
00:09:42,723 --> 00:09:44,125
She could be anywhere by now!
285
00:09:44,291 --> 00:09:46,044
I know, I know!
I think she might be in town!
286
00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,128
Oh! Oh, my God.
287
00:09:47,294 --> 00:09:48,654
Oh, my God.
288
00:09:48,779 --> 00:09:49,881
Babe, what's going on?
289
00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:51,407
We can't find the baby!
290
00:09:51,532 --> 00:09:53,760
- We think she's in town!
- She's definitely in town!
291
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,444
[Both whimpering]
292
00:09:55,569 --> 00:09:57,580
You guys talking about
this baby right here?
293
00:09:57,705 --> 00:09:59,974
Wha... what?
294
00:10:03,443 --> 00:10:05,396
[Whispering]
I was not overreacting.
295
00:10:05,562 --> 00:10:06,856
Okay.
296
00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:08,441
Come here, pup.
297
00:10:08,916 --> 00:10:10,259
You know, you love them so much,
298
00:10:10,384 --> 00:10:12,487
and then your love
just turns to worry.
299
00:10:12,653 --> 00:10:15,014
I know, today... I thought
Amy got out of the house.
300
00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:17,200
I was shrieking like
a son of a bitch.
301
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,218
[Gasps] Language.
302
00:10:19,343 --> 00:10:20,703
[Whispering]
He is a son of that.
303
00:10:20,869 --> 00:10:21,788
[Whispering] Sorry.
304
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:22,972
The vet says his tummy's fine,
305
00:10:23,097 --> 00:10:24,440
but I don't know, I just...
306
00:10:24,565 --> 00:10:26,559
My mommy instincts tell me
they're missing something.
307
00:10:26,684 --> 00:10:27,776
Well...
308
00:10:27,901 --> 00:10:28,944
Gonna take him to get
a second opinion.
309
00:10:29,069 --> 00:10:30,112
You can never be too safe.
310
00:10:30,237 --> 00:10:31,230
[Jersey accent] We're mama bears.
311
00:10:31,355 --> 00:10:32,423
- It's family.
- [Jersey accent] Yeah.
312
00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:34,634
You mess with my family,
you mess with me.
313
00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:45,651
Uhh!
314
00:10:48,455 --> 00:10:51,067
Ohh, come on, you guys.
315
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,718
No, you don't want anymore?
316
00:10:52,843 --> 00:10:54,720
Okay, that's fine, you don't have...
317
00:10:54,845 --> 00:10:56,305
- Hey, babe.
- Hey.
318
00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:57,473
Hey, honey, what do you think
of this outfit
319
00:10:57,598 --> 00:10:58,924
for my meeting with Stevie Nicks?
320
00:10:59,049 --> 00:11:00,660
You know how she's really
into scarves and everything?
321
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:01,727
That's good, right?
322
00:11:01,852 --> 00:11:03,162
I think it's good.
323
00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:04,179
- [Sighs]
- There you go.
324
00:11:04,304 --> 00:11:05,290
Well, I see that you've made
325
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,214
walking around the house harder.
326
00:11:06,339 --> 00:11:07,382
That's... that's cool.
327
00:11:07,507 --> 00:11:08,835
Yeah, I actually put up baby gates.
328
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,795
I put up doorknob locks.
329
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,755
I put up toilet locks.
You know why?
330
00:11:12,921 --> 00:11:14,657
Because we are on lockdown now, lady.
331
00:11:14,782 --> 00:11:16,134
No more running amok.
332
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,910
Oh, sweetie, can you get me
a washcloth
333
00:11:18,035 --> 00:11:19,745
from the laundry room, please,
for her face?
334
00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:21,229
A clean one, please?
335
00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:23,082
Sure.
336
00:11:23,207 --> 00:11:24,309
[Grunting softly]
337
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,400
- [Baby cooing]
- You okay?
338
00:11:25,525 --> 00:11:26,502
Yeah!
No, no, I'm just...
339
00:11:26,627 --> 00:11:28,704
Just chillin'...
Like Bob Dylan.
340
00:11:28,829 --> 00:11:30,039
Some wa-wa?
341
00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:32,041
[Amy babbling]
342
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,360
Yes.
343
00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:37,763
[Babbling continues]
344
00:11:37,888 --> 00:11:38,931
[Groans softly]
345
00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:41,075
- [Thud]
- What? Honey!
346
00:11:41,241 --> 00:11:42,518
What about ibs?
347
00:11:42,643 --> 00:11:43,494
Is there a doggie version of ibs?
348
00:11:43,727 --> 00:11:44,912
Yes, I suppose, but...
349
00:11:45,078 --> 00:11:46,355
Because I serve on a board
with Camille Grammer
350
00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,256
where we wage war on this disease.
351
00:11:48,381 --> 00:11:50,258
And she and Avian seem to have
many of the same symptoms.
352
00:11:50,383 --> 00:11:52,227
You know, a factor in Avian's
digestive issues
353
00:11:52,352 --> 00:11:54,813
could be emotional, perhaps
stemming from anxiety.
354
00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:56,281
Anxiety?
From what?
355
00:11:56,406 --> 00:11:59,052
Well, sometimes pet owners
can transfer their own neuro...
356
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,319
Oh, no, no, no, no!
357
00:12:00,444 --> 00:12:01,787
Mommy's not gonna let
anything happen to you.
358
00:12:01,912 --> 00:12:03,306
Seize your animal, madam!
359
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,724
This place is awful.
360
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,209
[Gasps] Go, go, go, go.
361
00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:08,519
- Is it gone?
- Yeah.
362
00:12:08,685 --> 00:12:10,112
I told you, it's not from the hockey.
363
00:12:10,237 --> 00:12:11,731
I just tripped over that gate, babe.
364
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,799
You know what?
We gotta get real here, Chris.
365
00:12:13,924 --> 00:12:15,050
Now, I'm not saying you're old,
366
00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:16,802
I'm just saying that this here
367
00:12:16,927 --> 00:12:19,755
is not really the posture
of a young man.
368
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,308
Our bodies can't do what
they used to be able to do.
369
00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:26,595
Yours can't play hockey
with 22-year-olds.
370
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,999
Mine can't laugh really hard
without peeing a little bit.
371
00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:31,042
That's still happening?
372
00:12:31,258 --> 00:12:32,835
This is a new phase
of your life, honey.
373
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,545
It's a good thing.
374
00:12:34,711 --> 00:12:35,487
I don't want to move on.
375
00:12:35,612 --> 00:12:38,257
I just want to stay...
Young.
376
00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:41,827
Inside this gnarled,
Yoda body is a...
377
00:12:41,952 --> 00:12:44,479
Just a Peter Pan, you know?
378
00:12:44,604 --> 00:12:45,831
Honey, think about it.
379
00:12:45,956 --> 00:12:48,584
You're peaking as a person right now.
380
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:51,120
You're wiser.
Usually.
381
00:12:51,245 --> 00:12:53,255
Not right now, but usually.
382
00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:56,125
And... you're actually
getting better looking.
383
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,735
Which I sort of hate.
384
00:12:57,901 --> 00:12:59,628
Don't deny your new phase.
385
00:12:59,753 --> 00:13:01,948
Embrace it, honey.
It's gonna be great.
386
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,849
I promise you.
387
00:13:03,974 --> 00:13:05,368
And here...
388
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,853
Leftover pain meds from my c-section.
389
00:13:07,978 --> 00:13:09,372
Merry Christmas.
390
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:11,006
- Wow.
- Now, I'm gonna be late.
391
00:13:11,131 --> 00:13:12,858
Are you okay to watch Amy?
392
00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:14,127
Yeah, I'm on it.
393
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,170
- But you can't move.
- Not an inch.
394
00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:17,714
All right.
I'll take her.
395
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:18,714
All right.
396
00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,149
All right, little lady.
397
00:13:20,274 --> 00:13:22,167
You are going to work with mama.
398
00:13:22,292 --> 00:13:24,119
You know what?
You're right, babe.
399
00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:26,305
This is a very good wake-up call.
400
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:29,559
It's a new phase of Chris.
Day one. Starts here.
401
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,186
[Cell phone playing tune]
402
00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:34,453
[Groaning softly]
403
00:13:36,006 --> 00:13:38,467
Ohh. Yeah?
404
00:13:38,592 --> 00:13:40,052
It's Tim.
We locked into a game,
405
00:13:40,177 --> 00:13:42,421
and we need your killer slap shot.
406
00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:44,323
- I'll be there, bro.
- Ah, great.
407
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:45,373
[Cell phone rings]
408
00:13:45,498 --> 00:13:46,725
Yeah, Missy, what's up?
409
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:48,877
So Ms. Nicks is getting
a little freaked out,
410
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,664
or, as you always say,
Reagan, "Ava-y."
411
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,216
- On the call, Missy.
- Ohh.
412
00:13:54,341 --> 00:13:56,235
She wants you guys to meet
at her recording studios.
413
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,587
- She what?
- A.S.A.P.
414
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,146
- Now?
- A.S.A.P.
415
00:14:07,094 --> 00:14:09,182
- So, we are thrilled.
- This is...
416
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,142
- Both: Thrilling.
- I mean, big.
417
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,509
- Huge.
- Yeah.
418
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:13,760
Both: Huge fans.
419
00:14:13,885 --> 00:14:16,079
And I apologize
for bringing our little ones.
420
00:14:16,204 --> 00:14:17,148
The babies are beautiful.
421
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:18,357
I'm glad they're here.
422
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,300
- You are?
- So, anyway,
423
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:21,751
Ms. Nicks, we, um,
424
00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:24,888
we are really hoping that you and Ava
425
00:14:25,013 --> 00:14:26,223
- would do a duet.
- Mm-hmm.
426
00:14:26,348 --> 00:14:28,284
And then you guys could
bring me up onstage
427
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,259
[laughing]
Or something.
428
00:14:29,384 --> 00:14:30,260
And I could, like,
429
00:14:30,385 --> 00:14:32,896
sing with you.
I'd be so...
430
00:14:33,021 --> 00:14:36,209
Wouldn't that be crazy?
Like, if I just got up there...
431
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,284
- [Dog whimpering]
- Avian, stop.
432
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,295
[Dog yaps]
I'm so sorry, Ms. Nicks.
433
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,798
Amy, honey, honey...
Be good for mama, okay?
434
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,800
- Avian, stop.
- This is so unprofessional.
435
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:44,884
He just doesn't understand.
436
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,552
Shh.
437
00:14:46,718 --> 00:14:48,721
[Both quiet down]
438
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,350
- [Exhales]
- Wow.
439
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,117
The babies aren't happy.
440
00:14:54,242 --> 00:14:55,978
I think we should put this on hold.
441
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:02,792
[Wind and "magical" sound effect]
442
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:04,794
- Oh, we screwed that one up.
- We blew that.
443
00:15:04,919 --> 00:15:07,073
- We screwed the pooch.
- Bad.
444
00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:11,418
All right, girl.
445
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,388
- Hey!
- Hey.
446
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:16,582
I just completely blew it
with Stevie Nicks.
447
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:18,808
- The recording star?
- I had to bring Amy,
448
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,586
'cause Chris's back went out.
449
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:23,813
Oh, I just saw Chris leave
with all of his hockey stuff.
450
00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:26,300
Yeah, the stick, pads,
a duffel full of gear.
451
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:28,818
That... he made me
look like a buffoon,
452
00:15:28,943 --> 00:15:30,304
and in front of a rock goddess,
453
00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:31,639
so he could play hockey.
454
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,683
She wrote landslide, man!
455
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,268
This whole thing stinks
to high heaven.
456
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,436
Oh, no, no, no... this stinks
to high holy hell.
457
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:39,730
Oh, honey, you gotta
take care of business.
458
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,859
I'm taking care of business
right now.
459
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,334
[Car door slams, engine starts]
460
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:47,363
- You go, girl!
- Okay.
461
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,306
Do you hear that?
462
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:50,857
I think it's a little
doggy heart murmur.
463
00:15:50,982 --> 00:15:52,702
Oh, Julian, I don't want to lose him.
464
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:53,860
Don't worry, Ava.
465
00:15:53,985 --> 00:15:56,846
Dogs live for 50 or 60 years.
466
00:15:56,971 --> 00:15:59,959
Avian and I...
We're just not working.
467
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,868
All my worrying is giving him ibs,
468
00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:04,871
and his ibs is giving me ibs.
469
00:16:04,996 --> 00:16:06,623
It's like a loop.
470
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,875
A poop loop.
471
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,211
I think I'm going
to have to let him go.
472
00:16:11,336 --> 00:16:12,889
[Crying]
Because I love him too much.
473
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:13,897
I'm so sorry, Ava.
474
00:16:14,022 --> 00:16:18,728
I brought this sadness on you.
475
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:19,604
What?
476
00:16:19,828 --> 00:16:21,054
You're not going to hit on me?
477
00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:22,523
It hardly seems the time.
478
00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:25,208
Now I know this is bad.
479
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,195
For the first time,
you're not being gross to me.
480
00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:29,896
Oh, no, no.
Ava, I can do it.
481
00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:33,075
Here, uh, surrender to me
your womanly treasure.
482
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:34,911
That's very sweet, Julian,
but it's too late.
483
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:37,020
There is no too late.
484
00:16:37,145 --> 00:16:38,905
Except for my club "too late"
in Mykonos,
485
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,458
which opens so late, it's morning.
486
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,878
I can fix you, Ava.
Come with me.
487
00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:01,187
Nooooo!
488
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,108
[Banging on glass]
489
00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:08,018
What?
490
00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:09,654
Unbelievable!
491
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,905
Unbelievable!
492
00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:12,422
Well, sorry that I want
to come out here
493
00:17:12,547 --> 00:17:14,107
and be a man every once in a while.
494
00:17:14,232 --> 00:17:16,727
Jeez, guys.
Enjoy your freedom.
495
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:18,913
'Cause this is what's
speedin' towards you.
496
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,448
Game called on account of marriage.
497
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:24,434
- It's like, hey.
- Look, I'm sorry I did that.
498
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:25,786
- But...
- Thank you so much, babe.
499
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,070
What?
500
00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:28,205
Those guys are so fast,
501
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:29,373
and they don't feel any fear.
502
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:30,591
Oh, God.
503
00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,242
Wait, what's that?
Guys, get this.
504
00:17:32,367 --> 00:17:34,244
She read somewhere where some
dude got hurt playing hockey
505
00:17:34,369 --> 00:17:35,262
and couldn't have sex anymore.
506
00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:36,847
It totally freaked her out.
507
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,965
Don't worry, you're gonna
get some, honey.
508
00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:40,810
In the parking lot?!
All right.
509
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,552
- Ease up, mister.
- I just gotta sell it.
510
00:17:42,677 --> 00:17:44,188
- I'm so sorry that I had to do...
- Oh, my goodness.
511
00:17:45,747 --> 00:17:46,723
All right, little one.
512
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:48,818
Just... just be careful.
513
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,319
Hey, babe, 'member what you told me
514
00:17:50,485 --> 00:17:53,397
about embracing
the new phase of my life?
515
00:17:53,522 --> 00:17:54,731
- Mm-hmm.
- The whole thing about
516
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,467
how I'm getting better
and wiser and...
517
00:17:57,592 --> 00:17:58,735
I'm peaking sexually, and I'm...
518
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,287
- Oh, I didn't say that.
- Your words.
519
00:18:00,453 --> 00:18:01,988
I think maybe you need to let Amy
520
00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:03,958
move into the new phase in her life.
521
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,743
I know, it's different,
and it's challenging,
522
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:09,496
and it's a little scary, but...
523
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:10,747
You know what?
524
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,999
It's also pretty amazing.
525
00:18:13,124 --> 00:18:15,136
Yeah.
526
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,263
♪ Take me ♪
527
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,975
♪ if you need me ♪
528
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,342
♪ but never ♪
529
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:25,813
♪ hold me down ♪
530
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,150
♪ you're asking me ♪
531
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:32,168
♪ to trust you ♪
532
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:36,866
♪ well, there's little
of that around ♪
533
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,993
♪ ♪
534
00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:44,514
♪ two-part personality ♪
535
00:18:44,639 --> 00:18:50,838
♪ the flower and the vine ♪
536
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,049
♪ flower ♪
537
00:18:53,281 --> 00:18:56,793
♪ and the vine ♪
538
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,430
♪ take me ♪
539
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:03,309
♪ sleeping angel ♪
540
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,051
♪ catch me ♪
541
00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:08,305
♪ when you can ♪
542
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:14,653
♪ these love affairs
are happy spells ♪
543
00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:17,448
♪ for a woman and a man ♪
544
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,215
Chris...
545
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,035
[Laughing] Chris.
546
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:22,828
Amy, look up.
Uh!
547
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:23,854
No, it's okay.
Just let her go.
548
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:24,855
Just let her go.
Let her go.
549
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:25,906
[Gasps]
550
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,250
Ohh.
[Laughing]
551
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:31,578
♪ ♪
552
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,079
Well, this is where it
feels really good
553
00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:34,090
to be an old-timer.
554
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,081
Ohh.
555
00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:36,082
Both: Mwah.
556
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,501
Oh, my... Amy's gone.
557
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:39,095
- She's gone.
- Amy, Amy...
558
00:19:42,377 --> 00:19:44,649
I am so glad you decided
to do the show.
559
00:19:44,774 --> 00:19:46,501
Thank you for letting me
sing with you.
560
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:48,236
Oh, thank you so much.
It was my pleasure.
561
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,189
- You were great.
- You were great.
562
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:51,122
♪ Sweet love ♪
563
00:19:51,247 --> 00:19:54,026
Both: ♪ showin' us
a heavenly light ♪
564
00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:58,546
♪ I never seen
such a beautiful sight ♪
565
00:19:58,671 --> 00:20:02,118
[Fading]
♪ sweet love flowin' on us... ♪
566
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,707
♪ just like the white wing dove ♪
567
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:12,010
♪ sings a song,
sounds like she's singin' ♪
568
00:20:12,135 --> 00:20:15,246
[Guitar building]
♪ ooh ooh ooh ♪
569
00:20:15,371 --> 00:20:17,849
♪ just like the white wing dove ♪
570
00:20:17,974 --> 00:20:20,678
Both: ♪ sings a song,
sounds like she's singin' ♪
571
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,346
♪ ooh, baby, ooh ♪
572
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,389
♪ said, ooh ♪
573
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,774
♪ and the days go by ♪
574
00:20:26,899 --> 00:20:28,936
♪ like a strand in the wind ♪
575
00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,062
♪ and the web that is my own ♪
576
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:33,448
♪ I begin again ♪
577
00:20:33,573 --> 00:20:36,651
♪ said to my friend, baby ♪
578
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:37,785
♪ you know,
nothin' else matters ♪
579
00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:39,070
Reagan.
580
00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:40,071
- Reagan?
- ♪ ooh, ooh ♪
581
00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:41,456
- Reagan!
- Huh?
582
00:20:41,581 --> 00:20:43,826
Hey... ahem, Missy.
583
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,076
I'm glad you're here.
584
00:20:45,201 --> 00:20:46,661
Uh, just give me one...
585
00:20:46,786 --> 00:20:49,165
I'm just doing an acoustics
test for the sound guys.
586
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,546
Just like to spring it on them
every once in a while.
587
00:20:51,671 --> 00:20:55,421
Okay, here we go.
1, 2. 1,2,3.
588
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,299
White wing dove. White wing dove.
♪ ooh ♪ Still popping. Still popping.
589
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,794
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
590
00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:01,552
All right, that sounds good boys.
Good work.