1 00:00:01,374 --> 00:00:03,352 Previously on... "Desperate Housewives" 2 00:00:03,636 --> 00:00:05,031 Renee had good news. 3 00:00:05,094 --> 00:00:06,423 We're getting married. 4 00:00:06,469 --> 00:00:08,793 Oh, how wonderful. 5 00:00:08,892 --> 00:00:11,855 Gaby's talent for shopping became an opportunity. 6 00:00:11,855 --> 00:00:12,915 The personal shopper job? 7 00:00:12,916 --> 00:00:14,884 For you, my dear, it is a calling. 8 00:00:14,885 --> 00:00:17,850 Things heated up between Tom and Lynette. 9 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,212 - Oh, my God. I'm on fire! - Oh! 10 00:00:19,213 --> 00:00:21,908 Aah! Oh! 11 00:00:21,909 --> 00:00:24,837 M.J. and Susan began their recovery 12 00:00:24,838 --> 00:00:26,537 after Mike's death. 13 00:00:26,607 --> 00:00:27,673 Oh, sweetie. 14 00:00:27,674 --> 00:00:31,699 The police questioned Bree and advanced their case. 15 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,586 Judge Kemp just signed off on that warrant. 16 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:34,757 That was fast. 17 00:00:34,758 --> 00:00:36,699 Sooner I can prove she's guilty, 18 00:00:36,699 --> 00:00:38,737 sooner I can watch her pay for it. 19 00:00:44,762 --> 00:00:47,732 When it came to throwing a bridal shower, 20 00:00:47,733 --> 00:00:49,690 Bree Van de Kamp believed 21 00:00:49,691 --> 00:00:53,786 that everything should be done with taste and dignity. 22 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:58,715 There should be personalized party favors... 23 00:00:58,716 --> 00:01:02,786 Delicate pastel flowers... 24 00:01:02,787 --> 00:01:07,732 elegant refreshments... 25 00:01:07,733 --> 00:01:10,765 and she insisted on traditional gifts, 26 00:01:10,766 --> 00:01:15,765 even if they received an untraditional response. 27 00:01:15,766 --> 00:01:18,720 What the hell? Mixing bowls? 28 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:19,783 Nesting mixing bowls. 29 00:01:19,784 --> 00:01:21,757 Come on. This is a shower. 30 00:01:21,758 --> 00:01:25,707 Isn't there one gift over there that's, uh, 31 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:27,786 you know, buzzing? 32 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,723 Oh! I know just the one. 33 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:31,708 Oh, here we go. 34 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:32,779 I use mine all the time. 35 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,748 I used to do it by hand, 36 00:01:34,749 --> 00:01:36,807 but this gets the job done so much faster. 37 00:01:36,808 --> 00:01:39,778 Ah. Now we're talking. 38 00:01:39,779 --> 00:01:43,723 It's a brand-new... 39 00:01:43,724 --> 00:01:45,757 immersion blender? 40 00:01:45,758 --> 00:01:48,752 Now you can puree soups right in the pot. 41 00:01:48,753 --> 00:01:52,794 So is every gift gonna be kitchen-related? 44 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,395 Okay, I might have to send someone out on a beer run. 45 00:01:59,489 --> 00:02:01,700 Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, but if you're looking 46 00:02:01,707 --> 00:02:03,791 for that kind of shower, you're in the wrong place. 47 00:02:03,792 --> 00:02:06,699 Oh, Bree, can I talk to you for a second? 48 00:02:11,795 --> 00:02:14,757 Okay, so I had a feeling your shower might be kind of a dud, 49 00:02:14,758 --> 00:02:18,291 so I may have sort of hired a male stripper. 50 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,326 Gaby, you didn't. 51 00:02:19,327 --> 00:02:22,308 There he is, so yay! 52 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,354 No. Male strippers are beyond degrading, 53 00:02:24,355 --> 00:02:27,305 and I don't choose to be humiliated in my own home. 54 00:02:27,305 --> 00:02:29,305 Now please, get rid of them. 55 00:02:34,401 --> 00:02:37,868 Bree Van de Kamp, we have a warrant for your arrest. 56 00:02:37,868 --> 00:02:40,123 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She also has the right to remain horny. 57 00:02:40,123 --> 00:02:41,270 Listen, change of plans... 58 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,319 Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to stand aside. 59 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,223 Just take the money and go. And tell the agency 60 00:02:46,223 --> 00:02:48,285 three dumpy strippers does not equal one hot one. 61 00:02:50,323 --> 00:02:51,393 What? 62 00:02:51,473 --> 00:02:54,401 You're under arrest for the murder of Ramon Sanchez. 63 00:02:54,479 --> 00:02:56,490 What? Oh, my God. 64 00:02:56,491 --> 00:02:58,507 Bree, what's going on? 65 00:02:58,508 --> 00:03:01,066 Oh, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. 66 00:03:01,066 --> 00:03:02,556 Is there anything we can do? 67 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,512 Yes. I just put the mini quiches in the oven. 68 00:03:04,513 --> 00:03:07,466 Would you be a dear and take them out before they burn? 69 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,462 Yes, Bree Van de Kamp believed 70 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,516 in doing everything with dignity... 71 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:23,500 Even in the most undignified of circumstances. 72 00:03:35,986 --> 00:03:40,006 Sometimes no matter how much we plan... 73 00:03:41,048 --> 00:03:45,981 things don't turn out the way we expect. 74 00:03:45,982 --> 00:03:49,947 A sterling reputation... 75 00:03:49,948 --> 00:03:53,001 may become tarnished. 76 00:03:53,002 --> 00:03:56,064 A clear explanation... 77 00:03:56,065 --> 00:03:59,943 might get messy. 78 00:03:59,944 --> 00:04:03,014 An ideal arrangement... 79 00:04:03,015 --> 00:04:07,002 could fall apart in a flash. 80 00:04:07,002 --> 00:04:11,006 And one person may end up paying the price... 81 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:16,032 for a crime that everyone thought was shared. 82 00:04:19,065 --> 00:04:21,014 Honey, are you okay? 83 00:04:21,015 --> 00:04:23,376 Yeah, thanks to Bob. He bailed me out. 84 00:04:23,392 --> 00:04:25,913 - What happened? What do they have on you? - Very little... 85 00:04:25,979 --> 00:04:29,153 Orson's ridiculous letter, which is inadmissible in court, 86 00:04:29,223 --> 00:04:31,355 since he's... gone, 87 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,429 and a very cryptic phone conversation 88 00:04:33,430 --> 00:04:35,433 which can easily be explained away. 89 00:04:35,462 --> 00:04:36,520 Oh, thank God. 90 00:04:36,521 --> 00:04:39,478 Well, they also have Bree's fingerprint. 91 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:40,504 On what? 92 00:04:40,504 --> 00:04:42,496 A button on the victim's shirt. 93 00:04:43,529 --> 00:04:45,796 When we were wrapping him up in the tablecloth, 94 00:04:45,893 --> 00:04:47,920 I noticed that his shirt was unbuttoned. 95 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,479 You tidied up the dead guy? 96 00:04:49,563 --> 00:04:51,509 I felt it was respectful at the time. 97 00:04:51,510 --> 00:04:53,567 Obviously, I see things differently now. 98 00:04:54,601 --> 00:04:56,604 Wh... 99 00:04:56,605 --> 00:04:59,516 Well, we're not gonna let her take the blame for this. 100 00:04:59,517 --> 00:05:01,541 - Yeah, we're all in this together. - Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 101 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:03,559 If we confess, they'll find out about Carlos, 102 00:05:03,559 --> 00:05:05,547 and they could put him away forever. 103 00:05:05,548 --> 00:05:07,629 So what? We let Bree take the fall for us? 104 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:09,591 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 105 00:05:09,592 --> 00:05:11,708 - No, I'm just saying, we should think this through. - Well... 106 00:05:11,722 --> 00:05:12,952 Ladies, stop. 107 00:05:13,576 --> 00:05:16,570 Nothing is gonna happen to me. The police have no case. 108 00:05:16,888 --> 00:05:18,834 And of all of us, 109 00:05:18,834 --> 00:05:20,926 I am in the best position to take this on right now. 110 00:05:20,927 --> 00:05:24,887 I have no job, no small children to look after. 111 00:05:24,888 --> 00:05:26,887 But you do have a halo over your head. 112 00:05:26,888 --> 00:05:31,846 Yeah, Bree. It's incredibly generous. 113 00:05:31,847 --> 00:05:33,879 Bob, you swear you're gonna get her off, right? 114 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,933 Actually, she needs a criminal defense attorney. 115 00:05:35,934 --> 00:05:38,897 I know the perfect guy. He's a real shark. 116 00:05:38,897 --> 00:05:40,880 He's not cheap, but he's worth it. 117 00:05:40,881 --> 00:05:43,842 Well, obviously, we're gonna pay for it. 118 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,842 - Yes. - You don't have to do that. 119 00:05:45,843 --> 00:05:48,937 No arguing. You are doing something huge for us. 120 00:05:48,938 --> 00:05:51,829 Well, thank you, but I promise you, it's not going to be huge 121 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:55,850 because nothing is going to happen. 122 00:05:55,851 --> 00:05:57,925 I swear to God, this woman is guilty. 123 00:05:57,926 --> 00:05:59,914 If she walks, I am gonna lose it. 124 00:05:59,914 --> 00:06:02,862 You don't have to convince me, but a jury's a whole nother story. 125 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,826 There's no motive, no connection to the victim. 126 00:06:04,827 --> 00:06:07,930 Then we have to find one, all right? Fast. 127 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:10,893 Are you sure you're not overreacting because she dumped your partner? 128 00:06:10,894 --> 00:06:13,880 I don't think she just dumped him. 129 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,859 I think she might be the reason Chuck's dead. 130 00:06:16,118 --> 00:06:17,176 Come on. 131 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:19,130 We need to keep digging. 132 00:06:26,088 --> 00:06:27,937 No. No way. 133 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:28,946 Carlos! 134 00:06:29,002 --> 00:06:30,057 I am not gonna let Bree 135 00:06:30,087 --> 00:06:32,081 take the fall for a crime I committed. 136 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,771 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Before you do anything stupid 137 00:06:33,771 --> 00:06:36,890 and macho and Noble, just sit your ass down and listen to me! 138 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:39,805 Or stand your ass there and listen to me. 139 00:06:39,863 --> 00:06:41,134 You can't turn yourself in. 140 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,042 Why not? I'm the one who did it. 141 00:06:43,115 --> 00:06:44,703 You've already been to jail twice. 142 00:06:44,859 --> 00:06:46,959 You get a third strike, they're gonna put you away for life. 143 00:06:47,029 --> 00:06:49,244 So what, I'm supposed to send Bree in my place? 144 00:06:49,273 --> 00:06:50,821 Bree's not going anywhere. 145 00:06:50,968 --> 00:06:52,942 The evidence against her is very flimsy, 146 00:06:52,943 --> 00:06:55,019 and we're getting her some hotshot defense attorney. 147 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:56,447 We? 148 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,608 Who is "we"? 149 00:06:57,608 --> 00:06:58,650 The girls and I. 150 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:00,715 We decided since Bree's in the hot seat, the 151 00:07:00,716 --> 00:07:02,595 least we could do is pay her legal fees. 152 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:06,570 Yeah, a... and I'm all in favor of that, but... 153 00:07:06,571 --> 00:07:09,574 How are we supposed to afford this? 154 00:07:09,575 --> 00:07:13,553 I just quit my job and I have a lead on a nonprofit, 155 00:07:13,554 --> 00:07:15,591 but it is hardly gonna pay anything. 156 00:07:15,591 --> 00:07:18,600 Okay, relax. Relax. Sit down. 157 00:07:19,645 --> 00:07:21,565 Look... 158 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,608 I'm working now. 159 00:07:24,608 --> 00:07:26,583 No offense, but I don't think personal shoppers 160 00:07:26,584 --> 00:07:28,508 make hotshot defense attorney money. 161 00:07:28,569 --> 00:07:30,573 Okay, seriously, you need to keep your mouth shut and lie low 162 00:07:30,613 --> 00:07:32,553 until this Bree thing plays out. 163 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,774 I just wish that there was something I could do. 164 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:36,779 Carlos, 165 00:07:36,780 --> 00:07:39,691 look... 166 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:42,713 this is one of those times when the best thing you can do 167 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:44,696 is do nothing. 168 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,796 What about his suits? 169 00:07:52,796 --> 00:07:55,746 I'm giving it all away. 170 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:58,753 It's what Mike would've wanted. 171 00:08:02,725 --> 00:08:04,770 I think I'll keep these. 172 00:08:04,771 --> 00:08:08,799 M.J. always says he's gotta fill daddy's shoes. 173 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,809 So if I save a pair, someday... 174 00:08:11,809 --> 00:08:13,813 he will know that he did. 175 00:08:17,771 --> 00:08:18,771 Are you crying? 176 00:08:18,772 --> 00:08:20,750 No. No. 177 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:27,734 - Can you grab that stuff on the shelf? - Yeah. 178 00:08:30,129 --> 00:08:31,192 What's this? 179 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,191 I don't know. 180 00:08:34,192 --> 00:08:37,116 Never seen it before. 181 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:40,145 Hmm. I'll grab Mike's keys. 182 00:08:40,146 --> 00:08:44,108 Um, maybe you opening it is not a good idea. 183 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:45,129 Why not? 184 00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:48,141 Because it's in your house, in your bedroom, but it's locked. 185 00:08:48,142 --> 00:08:51,096 So maybe Mike didn't want you to know what was in it. 186 00:08:51,104 --> 00:08:52,198 That's ridiculous. 187 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,146 I have a box like this in my house 188 00:08:54,147 --> 00:08:56,129 that I would not want Bob to see. 189 00:08:56,129 --> 00:08:59,137 Why? What's in it? No. Don't answer that. 190 00:09:02,104 --> 00:09:05,166 It's probably just papers and stuff. 191 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,108 You're probably right, 192 00:09:07,108 --> 00:09:12,087 but if it's something else, you may not want to know. 193 00:09:13,716 --> 00:09:16,715 Well, what do you suggest I do? 194 00:09:16,716 --> 00:09:18,728 Throw it away? 195 00:09:18,728 --> 00:09:19,803 Keep it on the shelf? 196 00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:25,695 Okay, how about this... you go make yourself a nice cup of tea, 197 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,807 I will open it, and if it's just papers, I'll tell you? 198 00:09:27,808 --> 00:09:29,786 And if it's something else? 199 00:09:29,787 --> 00:09:31,812 I will decide if you should see it. 200 00:09:31,812 --> 00:09:33,783 I'm just trying to protect you, Susan. 201 00:09:33,784 --> 00:09:35,719 Men have secrets. 202 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,699 Mike didn't. 203 00:09:37,699 --> 00:09:40,733 He kinda did. 204 00:09:45,741 --> 00:09:47,241 Hey, thanks for bringing that over. 205 00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:48,208 You can keep it. 206 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:51,207 Who thinks a cake stand's a good gift for a bridal shower? 207 00:09:51,517 --> 00:09:52,597 Me. I gave it to you. 208 00:09:53,036 --> 00:09:56,063 Oh. Well, you owe me a less sucky present. 209 00:09:56,064 --> 00:09:59,050 And by the way, I think you guys owe me a whole new shower. 210 00:09:59,051 --> 00:10:01,050 I mean, when the host gets arrested for murder, 211 00:10:01,051 --> 00:10:02,988 it kinda puts a damper on things. 212 00:10:02,989 --> 00:10:04,967 Yeah, weird. 213 00:10:04,968 --> 00:10:06,468 And what's up with the cops in this town? 214 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:09,040 Last week, they hauled Ben in about some body they found. 215 00:10:09,112 --> 00:10:10,127 Now Bree? 216 00:10:10,137 --> 00:10:12,139 I'm sure they'll straighten it out. Thanks again for this. 217 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:14,035 Who's the cake for? 218 00:10:14,036 --> 00:10:15,980 Tom. It's his birthday tomorrow, 219 00:10:15,981 --> 00:10:19,975 and I am implementing phase two of operation get Tom back. 220 00:10:19,976 --> 00:10:22,954 I'm guessing phase one was a success. 221 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,013 It was great, right up until he caught on fire 222 00:10:25,014 --> 00:10:28,063 and then realized the entire evening had been a web of lies. 223 00:10:28,064 --> 00:10:30,013 But right before that, 224 00:10:30,014 --> 00:10:33,996 there was this moment, this look between us, 225 00:10:33,997 --> 00:10:36,038 like we were Tom and Lynette again. 226 00:10:36,039 --> 00:10:38,009 Really? 227 00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:40,955 I could see it in his eyes. 228 00:10:40,955 --> 00:10:43,026 Tom still loves me. 229 00:10:44,947 --> 00:10:46,024 So birthday boy, 230 00:10:46,025 --> 00:10:48,012 what do you wanna do for your big day tomorrow? 231 00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:50,060 Oh, let's just, uh, go out for dinner or something. 232 00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:52,947 That's it? I could have a party. 233 00:10:53,981 --> 00:10:56,593 Invite your friends over, open up some champagne. 234 00:10:56,601 --> 00:10:57,654 Oh, you don't have to worry about that. 235 00:10:57,660 --> 00:10:59,624 The kids are throwing me a little party Thursday. 236 00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:01,669 Oh. Well, then I guess 237 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:05,598 we'll have to come up with some other way to celebrate. 238 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,602 Sounds good. 239 00:11:07,847 --> 00:11:10,126 Hey. Aren't you forgetting something? 240 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,313 Oh. 241 00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:15,036 Mwah. 242 00:11:15,037 --> 00:11:17,069 Thank you, but I meant your divorce papers. 243 00:11:17,070 --> 00:11:18,133 Oh. 244 00:11:18,226 --> 00:11:20,282 As much as I have enjoyed sleeping next to them 245 00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:22,265 for the past three weeks, 246 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,115 maybe they could make their way over to Lynette sometime soon? 247 00:11:24,203 --> 00:11:26,193 It's just been so hectic at work. 248 00:11:26,193 --> 00:11:28,187 I haven't had a second to call the process server. 249 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,154 No, but anybody can deliver them, right? 250 00:11:30,155 --> 00:11:32,097 I mean, what about your assistant? 251 00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:34,188 I don't think that that's appropriate. 252 00:11:34,189 --> 00:11:37,142 Well, I could... have a messenger? 253 00:11:37,143 --> 00:11:40,142 Jane, honey, it'll get done. 254 00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:42,688 I'm just really busy right now. 255 00:11:42,731 --> 00:11:44,834 Okay. 256 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:46,966 I love you, and I look forward 257 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:49,899 to spending many more birthdays together. 258 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:53,567 You are the best, and now I really am late. 259 00:11:53,570 --> 00:11:54,687 I will see you tonight. 260 00:12:03,963 --> 00:12:05,933 Bob just called. I gotta run. 261 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,833 Whoa. Whoa. Hang on. What about the box? 262 00:12:08,837 --> 00:12:09,852 Huh? The what? 263 00:12:09,853 --> 00:12:11,844 The box... 264 00:12:11,845 --> 00:12:13,844 that's in your hands? 265 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,861 Oh, the box. I... 266 00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:17,840 Actually couldn't open it. 267 00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:19,773 You were up there for 20 minutes. 268 00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:21,890 I feel asleep. Man, you have a comfortable bed. 269 00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:24,790 Talk to you later. 270 00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:25,857 Oh, my God. 271 00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:27,865 Is it that bad? 272 00:12:27,866 --> 00:12:30,698 Listen to me. 273 00:12:30,752 --> 00:12:34,826 Mike is not defined by what is or isn't inside this box. 274 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:38,723 Okay. I have a right to know. I'm his wife. 275 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:40,827 I know. I'm just trying to protect both of you guys. 276 00:12:40,891 --> 00:12:41,802 Lee... 277 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,768 Susan, please, trust me on this. 278 00:13:08,841 --> 00:13:10,865 Hi! 279 00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:13,145 Welcome to Cumberly's personal shopping service. 280 00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:14,392 Can I help you with something? 281 00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:18,260 I see we have very... similar taste. 282 00:13:18,332 --> 00:13:21,041 I always work with Margaret. Is she here? 283 00:13:21,156 --> 00:13:22,419 Oh, you don't want Margaret. 284 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,549 Her idea of fashion is wearing one normal shoe and one clunky shoe. 285 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,272 She has a prosthetic leg. 286 00:13:28,272 --> 00:13:30,306 And that's why she's my hero. 287 00:13:33,272 --> 00:13:35,830 Lazaro! What gives? 288 00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,273 You said I'd be kicking ass at this job. 289 00:13:37,273 --> 00:13:40,043 It takes time to build a client base, Gaby. 290 00:13:40,047 --> 00:13:41,295 Stick with it, okay? 291 00:13:41,322 --> 00:13:43,313 Five, six months from now, you'll be our top seller. 292 00:13:43,314 --> 00:13:45,310 Six months? I don't have that kind of time. 293 00:13:45,311 --> 00:13:47,285 I need money quick. 294 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:50,344 I'm sorry. Most of the ladies who come in here already have a personal shopper. 295 00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:52,314 Oh. 296 00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:55,297 You know, you could try the men's department. 297 00:13:55,298 --> 00:13:58,247 You would be very persuasive over there. 298 00:13:58,248 --> 00:13:59,314 Huh. 299 00:13:59,315 --> 00:14:02,256 Well, I've always been able to get men to buy things for me. 300 00:14:02,256 --> 00:14:04,080 How hard could it be to get them to buy things from me? 301 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,260 Mm-hmm. Just wear something sexy, show a little cleavage, 302 00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:09,285 and maybe lose the wedding ring. 303 00:14:09,286 --> 00:14:10,289 Seriously? 304 00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:12,319 Oh, yes. Guys tend to spend more 305 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,331 when they think they have a shot with the hot salesgirl. 306 00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:16,327 - Lazaro... - I know. It's demeaning and degrading. 307 00:14:16,328 --> 00:14:20,301 - I shouldn't have even... - No, no, no, no. I just need to know, show I lose the jacket? 308 00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:22,301 'Cause these things are a lot more persuasive 309 00:14:22,302 --> 00:14:24,306 when they're out. 310 00:14:24,306 --> 00:14:27,286 Mm-hmm. 311 00:14:31,298 --> 00:14:34,301 I don't care what the D.A. says. 312 00:14:34,302 --> 00:14:37,322 There's no case. My guy's innocent. 313 00:14:37,323 --> 00:14:40,280 Please stop calling it a body. 314 00:14:40,281 --> 00:14:43,302 It's a foot, an ear, and a flap of skin. 315 00:14:43,302 --> 00:14:45,331 Do these have raisins? 'Cause that grosses me out. 316 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:47,272 No. 317 00:14:47,273 --> 00:14:49,301 No. Okay. Look, I gotta go. Um, my 11:00's here. 318 00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:50,318 Yeah. Okay. 319 00:14:50,319 --> 00:14:52,343 Sorry I'm late. 320 00:14:52,344 --> 00:14:54,322 Uh, not a problem, Mr. Weston. 321 00:14:54,323 --> 00:14:58,256 Mmm. Call me trip. 322 00:14:58,256 --> 00:14:59,296 This is amazing. 323 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:00,319 Well, I don't like to brag, 324 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,247 but I am famous for my orange-glazed muffins. 325 00:15:03,248 --> 00:15:06,293 Yeah. Uh, Bob said that you were one hell of a Baker, 326 00:15:06,294 --> 00:15:08,314 but he didn't tell me much about your case. 327 00:15:08,315 --> 00:15:11,326 Well, the whole thing is quite ridiculous. 328 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:14,297 The police found a dead man at a construction site, 329 00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:16,318 and they think that I killed him. 330 00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:19,305 Yeah. Everyone's guilty until proven innocent. 331 00:15:19,306 --> 00:15:21,315 They must have something on you. 332 00:15:21,315 --> 00:15:23,310 Well, they did receive a letter from my ex-husband 333 00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:25,281 saying I did it. 334 00:15:25,281 --> 00:15:26,321 Well, that's nothing. 335 00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:28,294 The guy's got a vendetta against you, right? 336 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,248 Yes, he does. 337 00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:31,294 Uh, and then there's 338 00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:33,305 a slightly more damning phone conversation 339 00:15:33,306 --> 00:15:35,297 in which I expressed remorse 340 00:15:35,298 --> 00:15:38,318 for, um, putting a body in the ground. 341 00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:40,297 Big deal. 342 00:15:40,298 --> 00:15:43,309 You were talking about burying a dead pet. 343 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,264 I suppose I was. 344 00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:48,305 And then... The police claim to have found 345 00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:51,276 one of my fingerprints on the dead man's shirt. 346 00:15:51,277 --> 00:15:52,315 Hmm. 347 00:15:52,315 --> 00:15:55,306 That's bad, right? 348 00:15:56,306 --> 00:15:58,318 Actually... 349 00:15:58,319 --> 00:16:00,318 I think that it's Noble... 350 00:16:00,319 --> 00:16:04,252 Noble that you donate so much of your clothing to Goodwill... 351 00:16:04,252 --> 00:16:08,323 And a shame that that poor sap ended up with your shirt. 352 00:16:10,286 --> 00:16:11,301 Bob was wrong. 353 00:16:11,302 --> 00:16:14,260 You're not good. You're amazing. 354 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,319 So you'll take my case? 355 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,305 Nope. 356 00:16:17,306 --> 00:16:19,301 "Nope"? 357 00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:22,339 No offense, but, um, it's kind of a snooze. 358 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:25,165 Excuse me, but I have been accused of murder. 359 00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:26,310 My life is on the line here. 360 00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:29,301 Oh, please. What jury is gonna convict you, 361 00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:32,297 with your... your pearls and your perfect hair 362 00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:35,294 and your subtle scent of lavender? 363 00:16:35,302 --> 00:16:36,344 Well, I would think that a lawyer 364 00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:38,827 would enjoy defending an innocent client. 365 00:16:38,843 --> 00:16:40,176 You would think so, wouldn't you? 366 00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,297 But I love a challenge. 367 00:16:42,298 --> 00:16:45,305 Last year, I defended a guy who was found standing 368 00:16:45,306 --> 00:16:48,301 over his dead father with a bloody knife in his hand. 369 00:16:48,302 --> 00:16:51,339 Not only did I exonerate his guilty ass, 370 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:55,268 I got him 50% of the estate. 371 00:16:55,269 --> 00:16:57,306 That is reprehensible. 372 00:16:57,306 --> 00:16:58,336 Thank you. 373 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,272 I'm sorry, Ms. Van de Kamp, 374 00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:04,322 but this is just... it's too easy. 375 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:08,323 I mean, people who are famous for their muffins... 376 00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:10,306 not generally killers. 377 00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:38,256 Good morning. 378 00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:39,323 My name's Gabrielle. 379 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:42,272 I'm a personal shopper here. Can I help you? 380 00:17:42,273 --> 00:17:45,322 No, no, no. I'm just trying to find the men's department. 381 00:17:45,323 --> 00:17:47,273 I need some socks. 382 00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:50,323 Oh, I can help you with that. May I? 383 00:17:54,315 --> 00:17:56,293 Oh, you're right. 384 00:17:56,294 --> 00:17:59,272 These ankles deserve... So much better. 385 00:17:59,273 --> 00:18:00,302 You think? 386 00:18:00,302 --> 00:18:02,344 I-I've always thought they were just average ankles. 387 00:18:02,345 --> 00:18:06,293 Average? They're exquisite. 388 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,309 Ooh! 389 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,302 Do you work out? 390 00:18:09,302 --> 00:18:13,248 I do a little mall walking, yes. 391 00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:18,280 Well, I don't say this to every man, 392 00:18:18,281 --> 00:18:22,265 but you've got the perfect ankles for cashmere. 393 00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:24,290 Let me show you a few pairs. 394 00:18:28,277 --> 00:18:30,268 40 bucks for socks? 395 00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:33,343 I know. There's just something irresistible about cashmere. 396 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:36,264 Promise me you won't buy one of these cashmere sweaters. 397 00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:38,298 I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you. 398 00:18:38,477 --> 00:18:39,498 Well... 399 00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:44,430 I really just need the tie. 400 00:18:44,431 --> 00:18:46,131 How can you take the tie without the blazer? 401 00:18:46,164 --> 00:18:47,227 With your shoulders? 402 00:18:47,228 --> 00:18:52,171 And this color up against that beautiful silver hair... 403 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:56,201 I'm sorry. I lost myself there for a moment. 404 00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:59,180 Ooh! Hello, George Clooney! 405 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,201 It's just so expensive. I don't know. 406 00:19:01,202 --> 00:19:02,218 You know what? 407 00:19:02,218 --> 00:19:06,231 Maybe I should measure that inseam one more time. 408 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:11,171 What if it was drugs? 409 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:14,234 Seriously? I just fell asleep. 410 00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:17,247 Oh. This baby's been working on her black belt. 411 00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:20,213 I'm just saying, Mike had a drug problem. 412 00:19:20,214 --> 00:19:22,213 Those things never go away. 413 00:19:22,214 --> 00:19:24,231 I'm sure it was nothing like that. 414 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:26,231 You're right. 415 00:19:28,231 --> 00:19:30,251 It's probably porn. 416 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:34,188 And you know what? I'm cool with that. 417 00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:37,221 As long as it was nothing weird. 418 00:19:37,222 --> 00:19:39,251 Oh, God. You think it was something weird? 419 00:19:39,252 --> 00:19:41,171 Stop. 420 00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:43,171 Just trust Lee. 421 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:46,227 If he thinks you shouldn't see in the box, 422 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,181 well, you don't want to find something 423 00:19:48,182 --> 00:19:50,210 that would tarnish your memories of Mike. 424 00:19:52,235 --> 00:19:56,193 You're absolutely right. 425 00:19:56,193 --> 00:19:57,252 I should just leave this alone. 426 00:20:01,193 --> 00:20:02,234 Susan, it's... 427 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,238 2:00 in the morning. I know. But I can't sleep, 428 00:20:04,239 --> 00:20:07,221 and I am never gonna sleep until I know what's inside that box. 429 00:20:07,222 --> 00:20:10,177 So you can either let me in now or we can do this again at 3:00 430 00:20:10,177 --> 00:20:13,177 and then at 4:00 and then at... thank you. 431 00:20:15,218 --> 00:20:18,217 So there's his passport, letters from his mom, 432 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:20,221 a really cute picture of you and M.J. 433 00:20:20,356 --> 00:20:22,331 Just get to it. 434 00:20:22,332 --> 00:20:24,368 And a checkbook. 435 00:20:24,369 --> 00:20:28,364 Apparently, he set up an account eight years ago. 436 00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:30,368 That's when we were divorced. 437 00:20:30,369 --> 00:20:32,369 And every month since, he's written a check 438 00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:35,306 to some woman named Jennie Hernandez. 439 00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:40,331 I've never heard of her. 440 00:20:40,332 --> 00:20:42,365 This is her address. 441 00:20:42,365 --> 00:20:45,365 Somewhere in mount pleasant. 442 00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:56,381 Oh, my God. 443 00:20:56,382 --> 00:20:58,347 Any chance those are M.J.'s? 444 00:20:58,348 --> 00:21:00,322 No. 445 00:21:00,323 --> 00:21:02,314 Well, maybe it's... 446 00:21:02,315 --> 00:21:06,327 We both know what it is. 447 00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:08,294 There's a child out there. 448 00:21:09,348 --> 00:21:12,364 Mike's child. 449 00:21:16,655 --> 00:21:18,642 77, 78, 79, 80. 450 00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:21,668 Hi, Lynette. 451 00:21:21,669 --> 00:21:24,098 81, 82, 83... 452 00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:25,110 What are you doing? 453 00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:27,180 84, 85. Making Tom a cake. 86, 87... 454 00:21:27,181 --> 00:21:32,114 - Gosh, how old is he gonna be? 46? 47? 48? - 92, 93, 94, 95... 455 00:21:32,115 --> 00:21:34,135 I made dinner reservations at 7:15. 456 00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:36,122 Or was it 7:16? 7:17? 457 00:21:36,123 --> 00:21:40,123 Nice try, but I am like rain man. 98, 99, 100. 458 00:21:40,123 --> 00:21:41,158 Sorry to bother you. 459 00:21:41,159 --> 00:21:43,165 Penny and Parker left this stuff over at our place, 460 00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:45,126 so I thought I'd drop it by. 461 00:21:45,127 --> 00:21:47,156 Thanks. I see they're making lab coats 462 00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:49,148 a lot tighter than they used to. 463 00:21:49,149 --> 00:21:51,173 I see they're making sweatpants 464 00:21:51,173 --> 00:21:53,190 just as baggy as always. 465 00:21:55,127 --> 00:21:56,171 Besides, I'm not going to work. 466 00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:58,160 I'm taking Tom to his favorite restaurant, 467 00:21:58,161 --> 00:22:02,135 because, you know, it's his birthday. 468 00:22:02,136 --> 00:22:04,122 Yeah, I know. 469 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:07,130 That's why I'm making him his favorite cake. 470 00:22:07,131 --> 00:22:09,105 Looks appetizing. 471 00:22:09,106 --> 00:22:11,109 Don't forget to add the eye of newt. 472 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:13,168 Oh, 'cause it's green? It's a funny story. 473 00:22:13,169 --> 00:22:15,126 When Tom and I were first dating, 474 00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:18,097 he wanted a red velvet cake for his birthday, 475 00:22:18,098 --> 00:22:20,122 but I only had green food coloring, 476 00:22:20,123 --> 00:22:23,118 and he liked it anyway, so it's become a tradition, 477 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:28,101 one we have shared for 25 years. 478 00:22:28,102 --> 00:22:30,140 I think we're gonna keep sharing it. 479 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,106 Lynette, stop embarrassing yourself. 480 00:22:32,107 --> 00:22:34,122 Tom is through with you. 481 00:22:34,123 --> 00:22:36,131 We have a family together. 482 00:22:36,131 --> 00:22:38,131 You don't just throw that away. 483 00:22:40,123 --> 00:22:42,118 Until you do. 484 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,815 Mm-hmm. What is that? 485 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:44,905 Your divorce papers. 486 00:22:47,884 --> 00:22:49,879 Tom already signed them. 487 00:22:49,879 --> 00:22:50,942 Now it's your turn. 488 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:58,938 What the hell?! 489 00:22:58,938 --> 00:23:01,892 Oh, my God! 490 00:23:11,971 --> 00:23:13,994 You look beautiful. 491 00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:16,665 Oh. You're just saying that 'cause it's obvious. 492 00:23:16,674 --> 00:23:17,724 Mwah. 493 00:23:17,724 --> 00:23:19,737 I'll be home for dinner. 494 00:23:21,699 --> 00:23:23,729 Oh, by the way, think you could mix things up? 495 00:23:23,729 --> 00:23:25,720 Getting a little tired of chicken. 496 00:23:25,721 --> 00:23:27,707 You forgot something. 497 00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:30,687 Oh. That. 498 00:23:30,687 --> 00:23:31,733 Here's the thing... 499 00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:34,298 It's better for business if I don't wear it. 500 00:23:34,389 --> 00:23:35,393 Really? 501 00:23:35,393 --> 00:23:37,254 I have a lot of rich men as clients. 502 00:23:37,281 --> 00:23:38,674 If I flirt with them, they buy more stuff, 503 00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:40,409 which means I make more money, 504 00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:44,334 and you can cook something other than chicken for dinner. 505 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,363 You know what? I'm not comfortable 506 00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:49,355 with you dressing like that and flirting with those guys. 507 00:23:49,356 --> 00:23:51,368 Oh, honey, you have nothing to worry about. 508 00:23:51,369 --> 00:23:53,372 They're just a bunch of nerds with money. 509 00:23:53,373 --> 00:23:54,535 This just helps. 510 00:23:54,611 --> 00:23:56,860 You can't dress for church if you want to move the merch. 511 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:57,985 Gaby... 512 00:23:57,985 --> 00:23:59,972 You gotta shake your rear to get them to buy the gear. 513 00:23:59,973 --> 00:24:02,517 - Gaby... - You wanna sell some knits, you better flash your... 514 00:24:02,563 --> 00:24:04,587 Gaby! I got it. 515 00:24:04,588 --> 00:24:07,596 Too bad. I have, like, 15 more. 516 00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:09,550 See you tonight. 517 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,559 Lynette? 518 00:24:24,995 --> 00:24:26,045 What are you doing here? 519 00:24:26,046 --> 00:24:29,007 Look, Jane's meeting me for my birthday. 520 00:24:29,007 --> 00:24:30,024 Uh, Jane's running late. 521 00:24:30,025 --> 00:24:34,049 She had a little trouble with your cake. 522 00:24:34,049 --> 00:24:35,066 You signed this? 523 00:24:35,067 --> 00:24:38,006 How did you get these? 524 00:24:38,007 --> 00:24:42,065 They were handed to me personally by your new roommate. 525 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:44,006 Answer the question. 526 00:24:44,007 --> 00:24:47,006 I did not ask Jane to bring these to you, I swear. 527 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,994 It doesn't matter if Jane brought them. 528 00:24:49,995 --> 00:24:52,073 He's gonna need a few more minutes. 529 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:55,448 Look, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm taken a-a little off guard here. 530 00:24:55,468 --> 00:24:57,429 Can we talk about this later? 531 00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:59,258 This is your signature, isn't it? 532 00:24:59,306 --> 00:25:00,311 Yes. 533 00:25:00,406 --> 00:25:02,347 When did you sign it? 534 00:25:03,393 --> 00:25:05,643 I don't know. A while ago, I guess. I... 535 00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,747 You guess? Jeez. This isn't a gym membership. 536 00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:10,304 This is for the dissolution of our marriage. 537 00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:11,851 Look, I know. 538 00:25:11,851 --> 00:25:12,931 You think I don't know? 539 00:25:14,885 --> 00:25:16,889 This is hard for me, too, okay? 540 00:25:18,914 --> 00:25:20,876 But you gotta believe me. 541 00:25:20,877 --> 00:25:23,856 There is no way I meant for Jane to bring this to you. 542 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:27,864 Then just tell me, what is it you do mean? 543 00:25:31,927 --> 00:25:34,914 Do you want to end our marriage? 544 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,888 Sorry. 545 00:26:11,889 --> 00:26:13,917 Sorry. 546 00:26:13,918 --> 00:26:15,855 I'm sorry. 547 00:26:15,856 --> 00:26:17,871 I'm sorry. 548 00:26:17,872 --> 00:26:21,863 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 549 00:26:21,864 --> 00:26:24,909 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm s... 550 00:26:39,801 --> 00:26:42,351 Please talk to me. 551 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:47,804 You know, it's just that you've had so much going on lately, 552 00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:50,784 I-I-I, you know, I thought... I thought it would be helpful 553 00:26:50,785 --> 00:26:52,821 if I took the papers over for you. 554 00:26:52,822 --> 00:26:55,784 On what planet is 555 00:26:55,785 --> 00:27:00,792 you serving my wife divorce papers a good idea? 556 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,809 I thought I was doing you a favor. 557 00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:04,817 Me a favor? 558 00:27:04,818 --> 00:27:06,946 Really? Me?! 559 00:27:06,962 --> 00:27:08,032 Fine. Us! 560 00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:10,987 I just want us to move forward. 561 00:27:10,987 --> 00:27:13,002 I can't stand this "one foot in, one foot out" thing 562 00:27:13,003 --> 00:27:14,994 that you've got going with your ex. 563 00:27:14,995 --> 00:27:16,029 It's not what I signed up for. 564 00:27:16,030 --> 00:27:19,024 I told you I would take care of it. 565 00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:21,979 Now is not the time. 566 00:27:21,979 --> 00:27:24,046 It's never the time, Tom, until you make it the time. 567 00:27:24,047 --> 00:27:26,975 You don't just th-throw papers at someone 568 00:27:26,975 --> 00:27:28,033 and say, "Here. Sign this. 569 00:27:28,034 --> 00:27:31,028 Everything that we have known and worked for is over." 570 00:27:31,029 --> 00:27:33,033 It's not that easy. 571 00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:36,016 It is when you know what you want. 572 00:27:38,025 --> 00:27:40,986 Tom... 573 00:27:40,987 --> 00:27:42,049 I love you. 574 00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:44,008 But if we're gonna be together, 575 00:27:44,008 --> 00:27:45,983 you've got to stop thinking about her needs 576 00:27:45,984 --> 00:27:48,966 and start thinking about mine. 577 00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:52,041 I am always gonna care about Lynette. 578 00:27:54,962 --> 00:27:58,996 She's the mother of my children. 579 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:05,979 So you need to decide whether you can live with that. 580 00:28:15,012 --> 00:28:18,000 It's gonna be okay. 581 00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,982 Hi. I'm looking for Jennie. 582 00:28:27,983 --> 00:28:29,990 I'm Jennie. And you are? 583 00:28:29,991 --> 00:28:33,011 Susan Delfino, Mike's wife. 584 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:35,007 Oh. 585 00:28:35,008 --> 00:28:36,019 Yeah. 586 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:39,015 I'm so sorry for your loss. 587 00:28:39,016 --> 00:28:42,003 Thank you for your sympathy, 588 00:28:42,004 --> 00:28:46,011 but what I really need from you is an explanation. 589 00:28:46,012 --> 00:28:48,961 Why was Mike sending you checks every month? 590 00:28:48,962 --> 00:28:51,007 They weren't for me. They're for Laura. 591 00:28:51,008 --> 00:28:54,961 Okay. 592 00:28:54,962 --> 00:28:56,958 Who's Laura? Mike's daughter? 593 00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,020 No. His sister. 594 00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:07,028 So... this is a group home? 595 00:29:07,029 --> 00:29:08,982 For autistic adults. 596 00:29:08,983 --> 00:29:10,987 Laura's one of our more severe cases. 597 00:29:10,987 --> 00:29:12,000 She can't speak. 598 00:29:12,001 --> 00:29:14,024 Loves painting though. 599 00:29:14,025 --> 00:29:16,978 Spends hours every day at that table. 600 00:29:16,979 --> 00:29:19,036 Did Mike ever mention having a sister? 601 00:29:19,037 --> 00:29:20,995 No. Never. 602 00:29:20,996 --> 00:29:22,957 He was great with her. 603 00:29:22,958 --> 00:29:24,957 He came by every Monday night to visit. 604 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,019 Told me he had softball. 605 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:29,999 Excuse me a moment. 606 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,032 This is crazy. 607 00:29:32,033 --> 00:29:33,990 No. This is good. 608 00:29:33,991 --> 00:29:35,974 There's no other woman, no kid. 609 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,982 Why wouldn't Mike tell me he had a sister? 610 00:29:38,983 --> 00:29:41,000 I don't know. 611 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:42,662 Did he think I'd be upset about the money? 612 00:29:42,712 --> 00:29:43,920 Because I wouldn't. 613 00:29:44,236 --> 00:29:45,256 I'm sure he knew that. 614 00:29:45,257 --> 00:29:49,239 But why did he think he had to hide this from me? 615 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,240 I mean, did he think I was the kind of person 616 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,290 that wouldn't accept her? 617 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,268 Sorry about that. 618 00:29:54,269 --> 00:29:56,227 Would you like to meet Laura? 619 00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,261 We'd love to. 620 00:30:09,244 --> 00:30:12,244 His name is, uh, Ramon Sanchez. 621 00:30:12,402 --> 00:30:15,123 He would've stayed here around, uh, six months ago. 622 00:30:15,171 --> 00:30:16,177 Mm-hmm. 623 00:30:16,313 --> 00:30:18,175 Hmm. Doesn't ring a bell. 624 00:30:18,272 --> 00:30:21,246 But he could be in my treasure chest. 625 00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:24,425 I keep all the items guests leave behind. 626 00:30:24,426 --> 00:30:27,434 My husband calls it hoarding. 627 00:30:27,434 --> 00:30:30,442 But I fancy myself more of a collector. 628 00:30:33,455 --> 00:30:37,430 20 bucks says we're barking up the wrong crazy here. 629 00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:39,390 If the prosecutor needs more connection 630 00:30:39,391 --> 00:30:41,484 to that Van de Kamp broad. Trust me. I'll find it. 631 00:30:41,485 --> 00:30:43,475 Must be your lucky day. 632 00:30:43,476 --> 00:30:46,850 Room 208. Ramon Sanchez. 633 00:30:46,941 --> 00:30:47,929 Thank you. 634 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:51,904 Magazine with a map, some receipts. 635 00:30:51,904 --> 00:30:53,879 I don't think there's anything here. 636 00:30:55,594 --> 00:30:57,589 He circled Wisteria Lane. 637 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:00,544 So what? It doesn't connect him to her. Not directly. 638 00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:13,064 It does if he was going to her address. 639 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:26,940 Bob should be here any minute. 640 00:31:26,941 --> 00:31:29,877 You really don't need your lawyer. 641 00:31:29,878 --> 00:31:32,669 I just wanted to show you something that we found. 642 00:31:32,723 --> 00:31:33,767 What is it? 643 00:31:33,768 --> 00:31:36,780 It was with some of Mr. Sanchez's things. 644 00:31:36,781 --> 00:31:39,722 As you can see, he wrote your address on it. 645 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:42,714 But that doesn't make any sense. Why would he... 646 00:31:42,714 --> 00:31:45,773 Look, if this goes too much farther, there's nothing I can do to help you. 647 00:31:45,774 --> 00:31:47,717 But if you come forward now, 648 00:31:47,718 --> 00:31:49,744 tell me everything that happened, 649 00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,764 things will go a lot easier for you. 650 00:31:54,731 --> 00:31:56,764 I think I should wait for my lawyer. 651 00:31:57,789 --> 00:32:00,768 Is there someplace I could get some water? 652 00:32:00,808 --> 00:32:02,799 Right outside. 653 00:32:09,841 --> 00:32:15,512 Mr. Conklin's parole hearing is tomorrow at... 10:00. 654 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:16,996 Do you really want me telling the board 655 00:32:17,025 --> 00:32:18,782 that you couldn't find 656 00:32:18,783 --> 00:32:20,311 the documents that I requested a week ago? 657 00:32:20,318 --> 00:32:22,259 I-I'll check again, Mr. Weston. 658 00:32:22,259 --> 00:32:24,339 Don't check. Find. 659 00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,300 Ms. Van de Kamp. 660 00:32:44,301 --> 00:32:46,288 You okay? 661 00:32:46,289 --> 00:32:48,250 I think so. 662 00:32:48,251 --> 00:32:51,300 Just, uh, waiting for Bob. 663 00:32:51,301 --> 00:32:53,259 They found some other evidence, 664 00:32:53,259 --> 00:32:55,255 and I'm just not sure what to make of it all. 665 00:33:02,318 --> 00:33:04,283 Look, uh, 666 00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:06,322 I'm trying to help you out here. 667 00:33:06,322 --> 00:33:08,303 But there is a clock on this deal, 668 00:33:08,304 --> 00:33:10,318 so I'm not sure how much longer you wanna wait for your lawyer. 669 00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:13,325 You must hate being a detective, huh? 670 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,268 Mr. Weston. 671 00:33:15,268 --> 00:33:17,318 Even a rookie cop knows that interrogating a suspect 672 00:33:17,319 --> 00:33:20,321 without counsel present is a violation of their rights, 673 00:33:20,322 --> 00:33:24,342 so this must be your way of trying to lose your gold shield, 674 00:33:24,343 --> 00:33:27,301 and you know what? I think it's gonna work. 675 00:33:27,301 --> 00:33:29,318 We're just making small talk, waiting for her lawyer. 676 00:33:29,319 --> 00:33:31,346 Well, small talk's over. 677 00:33:31,728 --> 00:33:34,665 I'm her lawyer. 678 00:33:34,665 --> 00:33:35,703 Let's go. 679 00:33:37,339 --> 00:33:39,363 You don't need his permission. 680 00:33:39,364 --> 00:33:41,417 You wanna talk to her, you talk to me first. 681 00:33:41,418 --> 00:33:44,406 Is that clear, soon-to-be-a-patrolman Murphy? 682 00:33:44,406 --> 00:33:46,389 Good evening, detective. 683 00:33:54,364 --> 00:33:56,409 I thought my case was too boring for you. 684 00:33:56,410 --> 00:34:01,342 It was, but I realized something that made it interesting. 685 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,397 You may not have done this, 686 00:34:03,397 --> 00:34:06,372 but you sure as hell know who did. 687 00:34:14,397 --> 00:34:17,056 Thank you. Ooh. Wine list. I'll take that. 688 00:34:17,102 --> 00:34:18,740 And be sure to bring me the check. 689 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,409 Tonight's my treat. 690 00:34:21,410 --> 00:34:23,143 Whoa. Kinda pricey. 691 00:34:23,223 --> 00:34:25,340 I thought we were supposed to be saving for Bree's lawyer. 692 00:34:25,361 --> 00:34:27,405 We are, but I'm starting to do really well, 693 00:34:27,406 --> 00:34:29,421 so I think we can afford one splurge. 694 00:34:29,422 --> 00:34:31,400 I don't know. 695 00:34:31,401 --> 00:34:34,343 Oh, come on, Carlos. I want to do this for you. 696 00:34:34,343 --> 00:34:35,431 Can't you just enjoy it? 697 00:34:35,432 --> 00:34:38,880 I guess I can do that. 698 00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:40,392 - Gaby? - Jason! 699 00:34:40,397 --> 00:34:42,346 Hey! I thought that was you. 700 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,376 Wow! 701 00:34:43,377 --> 00:34:44,396 Hi! 702 00:34:44,397 --> 00:34:45,406 Oh! 703 00:34:45,544 --> 00:34:46,569 Whoa! 704 00:34:48,489 --> 00:34:49,509 Who are you? 705 00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:52,538 Oh, this is Jason, one of my clients. 706 00:34:52,539 --> 00:34:55,506 Jason, this is Carlos, my... 707 00:34:55,506 --> 00:34:56,510 brother. 708 00:34:57,339 --> 00:34:58,656 Oh, hey, man. Nice to meet you. 709 00:35:02,264 --> 00:35:04,281 Grab a chair. Join us. 710 00:35:04,281 --> 00:35:05,335 Thanks. 711 00:35:06,348 --> 00:35:08,317 So, uh, 712 00:35:08,318 --> 00:35:10,923 your sister here is quite the little saleswoman. 713 00:35:10,956 --> 00:35:13,690 You believe she talked me into a $4,000 suit today? 714 00:35:13,715 --> 00:35:14,322 I mean... 715 00:35:14,323 --> 00:35:18,301 that is so... sis. 716 00:35:18,302 --> 00:35:22,288 Carlos, maybe you should go to the bar and get us some drinks. 717 00:35:22,289 --> 00:35:25,281 Nah. I'm not thirsty. 718 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:27,931 So, uh, I'm wearing one of the shirts you picked out. 719 00:35:27,931 --> 00:35:29,883 What do you think? 720 00:35:29,884 --> 00:35:32,853 Oh. I can't tell you what I think in front of my brother. 721 00:35:32,854 --> 00:35:34,584 You're so funny. 722 00:35:34,664 --> 00:35:35,880 Hey, Carlos, how is it possible 723 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:38,913 that someone as awesome as your sister 724 00:35:38,913 --> 00:35:40,880 hasn't been scooped up already? 725 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,930 My guess is it's the herpes. 726 00:35:46,289 --> 00:35:48,334 Sibling humor. 727 00:35:48,335 --> 00:35:51,284 You're right. All those trips to the free clinic 728 00:35:51,285 --> 00:35:53,314 could've been for anything. 729 00:35:53,314 --> 00:35:54,346 Seriously, Carlos, 730 00:35:54,347 --> 00:35:56,317 some drinks for the table would be really good. 731 00:35:56,318 --> 00:35:57,348 You know, what the hell? 732 00:35:57,349 --> 00:35:59,322 I'll take a scotch on the rocks. 733 00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:01,280 Uh, a single malt. 734 00:36:01,281 --> 00:36:04,330 Actually, you're gonna have to get that one yourself. 735 00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:07,306 I am going home to my wife. 736 00:36:07,306 --> 00:36:08,339 I'm married. 737 00:36:16,281 --> 00:36:17,329 I can't believe you just did that. 738 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,321 That guy's one of my best customers. 739 00:36:19,322 --> 00:36:21,329 Oh, are we talking about that "nerd" you sell to? 740 00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:23,331 Okay, maybe he's a little better-looking than the others, 741 00:36:23,332 --> 00:36:25,326 but it's my job, Carlos. 742 00:36:25,327 --> 00:36:27,334 Fine. Whatever. Let's just get out of here. 743 00:36:27,335 --> 00:36:29,323 You are such a hypocrite. 744 00:36:29,323 --> 00:36:31,333 How many times did you tell me to show a little cleavage 745 00:36:31,334 --> 00:36:33,306 when meeting your out-of-town clients? 746 00:36:33,307 --> 00:36:36,302 My breasts were practically a tourist stop. 747 00:36:36,302 --> 00:36:37,373 This is different, 748 00:36:37,374 --> 00:36:39,322 and I don't like it,. 749 00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,281 Well, too bad. We need this job. 750 00:36:41,281 --> 00:36:42,314 I'm the breadwinner now. 751 00:36:42,315 --> 00:36:44,338 Yep. Throw that in my face again. 752 00:36:44,339 --> 00:36:45,342 What? 753 00:36:45,343 --> 00:36:48,342 "Make me dinner, Carlos." "Get me drinks." 754 00:36:48,343 --> 00:36:50,301 "Bring me the check." 755 00:36:50,302 --> 00:36:53,309 Yeah, Carlos, I did offer to treat. 756 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:56,310 And you know what I was thinking? How good it felt, 757 00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:58,304 how for the first time in 19 years 758 00:36:58,305 --> 00:36:59,339 I was able to treat you, 759 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:01,347 and I can't believe that would bother you. 760 00:37:01,348 --> 00:37:04,330 Well, it does. 761 00:37:04,331 --> 00:37:06,347 It's driving me crazy that you're the one 762 00:37:06,348 --> 00:37:08,363 making all the money and calling all the shots. 763 00:37:08,364 --> 00:37:11,323 Well, get used to it, because I did all this for you. 764 00:37:11,323 --> 00:37:13,289 This is what you wanted. 765 00:37:16,298 --> 00:37:18,293 Uh, give 'em to her. She's driving now. 766 00:37:33,421 --> 00:37:34,441 You're up early. 767 00:37:34,442 --> 00:37:37,428 I'm up late. 768 00:37:37,429 --> 00:37:39,432 Once, in college, 769 00:37:39,433 --> 00:37:42,420 I wrote Mike a letter about how horrible you are. 770 00:37:42,421 --> 00:37:45,404 And good morning to me. 771 00:37:45,404 --> 00:37:47,391 We'd just had a fight on the phone, 772 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:49,465 and I needed to put my anger somewhere. 773 00:37:49,466 --> 00:37:51,479 Anyway, when you said 774 00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:53,458 that Mike had some old letters in that box, 775 00:37:53,459 --> 00:37:56,436 I wanted to make sure mine wasn't in it, 776 00:37:56,437 --> 00:37:58,470 so I checked... 777 00:37:58,471 --> 00:38:01,421 and I found these. 778 00:38:01,421 --> 00:38:03,421 They're from Mike's mom adele. 779 00:38:05,429 --> 00:38:07,410 It turns out you weren't the only one 780 00:38:07,411 --> 00:38:09,106 who was in the dark about Mike's sister. 781 00:38:09,147 --> 00:38:11,795 He didn't even know she existed until eight years ago. 782 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,465 What? Why? 783 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:17,420 It was clear early on 784 00:38:17,421 --> 00:38:20,425 that Laura was going to have special needs. 785 00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:24,429 I guess Mike's parents weren't up for it. 786 00:38:26,425 --> 00:38:31,390 "So, yes, Michael, I am ashamed of myself, 787 00:38:31,391 --> 00:38:33,444 "and I live with that decision every day. 788 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,453 "But life with your father was always hard, 789 00:38:36,454 --> 00:38:40,395 "and keeping Laura would have been an inconvenience 790 00:38:40,395 --> 00:38:42,466 that might have destroyed everything." 791 00:38:46,437 --> 00:38:49,428 This was the last letter she wrote Mike. 792 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:53,424 "And so now you know the worst secret of my life, 793 00:38:53,425 --> 00:38:55,449 "but I beg of you, let it remain a secret. 794 00:38:55,450 --> 00:38:57,470 "Your beautiful new family 795 00:38:57,471 --> 00:39:00,437 "is one of the only joys I have. 796 00:39:00,437 --> 00:39:04,387 "Don't let them know the kind of person I really am." 797 00:39:05,421 --> 00:39:08,421 Mike wasn't keeping a secret from you. 798 00:39:08,421 --> 00:39:11,437 He was keeping a secret for her. 799 00:39:14,429 --> 00:39:19,382 Well, I know what Mike would've wanted me to do. 800 00:39:19,383 --> 00:39:22,404 I am gonna keep writing those checks, 801 00:39:22,404 --> 00:39:25,404 and I'm gonna keep Laura in my life. 802 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,437 My God. 803 00:39:29,437 --> 00:39:33,445 Adele had to live with that on her conscience. 804 00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:38,312 Yeah. 805 00:39:38,355 --> 00:39:39,763 How do you do something like that? 806 00:39:39,819 --> 00:39:42,784 How do you give away your own child 807 00:39:42,441 --> 00:39:44,450 just because it's inconvenient? 808 00:39:49,441 --> 00:39:52,458 Oh, no, no, no. No, um, I-I didn't mean... 809 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:54,445 it's... it's not like that with you. 810 00:39:54,446 --> 00:39:58,416 No, mom, it is. 811 00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:06,461 All the stuff I've said about being pregnant... 812 00:40:06,462 --> 00:40:09,421 That I'm not ready, 813 00:40:09,421 --> 00:40:12,441 or that I'm not sure I'd be a good mom... 814 00:40:15,408 --> 00:40:16,462 It's all bull. 815 00:40:18,475 --> 00:40:23,433 What this baby really is to me is inconvenient. 816 00:40:28,412 --> 00:40:32,416 I've been thinking about this all night. 817 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,474 I don't want to make a decision 818 00:40:37,475 --> 00:40:43,421 that I'm going to be ashamed of for the rest of my life. 819 00:40:43,421 --> 00:40:45,421 I can't live with that. 820 00:40:47,462 --> 00:40:49,466 I won't. 821 00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:52,458 Julie, are you saying... 822 00:40:52,459 --> 00:40:54,400 Yeah. 823 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,429 I'm gonna keep her. 824 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:06,425 Yes, in life, we all make plans, 825 00:41:06,425 --> 00:41:11,395 but sometimes they don't turn out the way we expected. 826 00:41:12,421 --> 00:41:18,411 By trying to help out, we may damage a relationship. 827 00:41:18,412 --> 00:41:21,449 By attempting to reach out, 828 00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:25,436 we may push someone further away. 829 00:41:25,437 --> 00:41:29,394 By digging into the past, 830 00:41:29,395 --> 00:41:33,436 we may enrich our present. 831 00:41:33,437 --> 00:41:35,461 But then there are those 832 00:41:35,462 --> 00:41:38,461 who refuse to let go of their plans, 833 00:41:38,462 --> 00:41:42,428 no matter how badly they're turning out. 834 00:41:42,429 --> 00:41:43,424 Hey. 835 00:41:43,425 --> 00:41:45,420 Can I buy you a beer? 836 00:41:45,421 --> 00:41:47,390 I figure you could use one. 837 00:41:47,391 --> 00:41:48,421 Why? 838 00:41:48,421 --> 00:41:50,416 Trip Weston's taking the Van de Kamp case. 839 00:41:50,417 --> 00:41:52,693 The guy won't quit till he gets what he wants. 840 00:41:52,749 --> 00:41:56,491 Yeah, neither will I. 841 00:41:56,531 --> 00:41:57,962 So how about you buy me that beer 842 00:41:58,011 --> 00:41:59,935 when the bitch goes to jail?