1 00:00:00,374 --> 00:00:02,352 Previously on... "Desperate Housewives" 2 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:04,031 Renee had good news. 3 00:00:04,094 --> 00:00:05,423 We're getting married. 4 00:00:05,469 --> 00:00:07,793 Oh, how wonderful. 5 00:00:07,892 --> 00:00:10,855 Gaby's talent for shopping became an opportunity. 6 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:11,915 The personal shopper job? 7 00:00:11,916 --> 00:00:13,884 For you, my dear, it is a calling. 8 00:00:13,885 --> 00:00:16,850 Things heated up between Tom and Lynette. 9 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:18,212 - Oh, my God. I'm on fire! - Oh! 10 00:00:18,213 --> 00:00:20,908 Aah! Oh! 11 00:00:20,909 --> 00:00:23,837 M.J. and Susan began their recovery 12 00:00:23,838 --> 00:00:25,537 after Mike's death. 13 00:00:25,607 --> 00:00:26,673 Oh, sweetie. 14 00:00:26,674 --> 00:00:30,699 The police questioned Bree and advanced their case. 15 00:00:30,734 --> 00:00:32,586 Judge Kemp just signed off on that warrant. 16 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,757 That was fast. 17 00:00:33,758 --> 00:00:35,699 Sooner I can prove she's guilty, 18 00:00:35,734 --> 00:00:37,737 sooner I can watch her pay for it. 19 00:00:43,762 --> 00:00:46,732 When it came to throwing a bridal shower, 20 00:00:46,733 --> 00:00:48,690 Bree Van de Kamp believed 21 00:00:48,691 --> 00:00:52,786 that everything should be done with taste and dignity. 22 00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:57,715 There should be personalized party favors... 23 00:00:57,716 --> 00:01:01,786 Delicate pastel flowers... 24 00:01:01,787 --> 00:01:06,732 elegant refreshments... 25 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,765 and she insisted on traditional gifts, 26 00:01:09,766 --> 00:01:14,765 even if they received an untraditional response. 27 00:01:14,766 --> 00:01:17,720 What the hell? Mixing bowls? 28 00:01:17,755 --> 00:01:18,783 Nesting mixing bowls. 29 00:01:18,784 --> 00:01:20,757 Come on. This is a shower. 30 00:01:20,758 --> 00:01:24,707 Isn't there one gift over there that's, uh, 31 00:01:24,708 --> 00:01:26,786 you know, buzzing? 32 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:28,723 Oh! I know just the one. 33 00:01:28,724 --> 00:01:30,708 Oh, here we go. 34 00:01:30,743 --> 00:01:31,779 I use mine all the time. 35 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:33,748 I used to do it by hand, 36 00:01:33,749 --> 00:01:35,807 but this gets the job done so much faster. 37 00:01:35,808 --> 00:01:38,778 Ah. Now we're talking. 38 00:01:38,779 --> 00:01:42,723 It's a brand-new... 39 00:01:42,724 --> 00:01:44,757 immersion blender? 40 00:01:44,758 --> 00:01:47,752 Now you can puree soups right in the pot. 41 00:01:47,753 --> 00:01:51,794 So is every gift gonna be kitchen-related? 44 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:58,395 Okay, I might have to send someone out on a beer run. 45 00:01:58,489 --> 00:02:00,700 Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, but if you're looking 46 00:02:00,707 --> 00:02:02,791 for that kind of shower, you're in the wrong place. 47 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:05,699 Oh, Bree, can I talk to you for a second? 48 00:02:10,795 --> 00:02:13,757 Okay, so I had a feeling your shower might be kind of a dud, 49 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:17,291 so I may have sort of hired a male stripper. 50 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,326 Gaby, you didn't. 51 00:02:18,327 --> 00:02:21,308 There he is, so yay! 52 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:23,354 No. Male strippers are beyond degrading, 53 00:02:23,355 --> 00:02:26,305 and I don't choose to be humiliated in my own home. 54 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:28,305 Now please, get rid of them. 55 00:02:33,401 --> 00:02:36,868 Bree Van de Kamp, we have a warrant for your arrest. 56 00:02:36,903 --> 00:02:39,123 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She also has the right to remain horny. 57 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,270 Listen, change of plans... 58 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,319 Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to stand aside. 59 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:45,223 Just take the money and go. And tell the agency 60 00:02:45,258 --> 00:02:47,285 three dumpy strippers does not equal one hot one. 61 00:02:49,323 --> 00:02:50,393 What? 62 00:02:50,473 --> 00:02:53,401 You're under arrest for the murder of Ramon Sanchez. 63 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:55,490 What? Oh, my God. 64 00:02:55,491 --> 00:02:57,507 Bree, what's going on? 65 00:02:57,508 --> 00:03:00,066 Oh, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding. 66 00:03:00,101 --> 00:03:01,556 Is there anything we can do? 67 00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:03,512 Yes. I just put the mini quiches in the oven. 68 00:03:03,513 --> 00:03:06,466 Would you be a dear and take them out before they burn? 69 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,462 Yes, Bree Van de Kamp believed 70 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,516 in doing everything with dignity... 71 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:22,500 Even in the most undignified of circumstances. 72 00:03:34,986 --> 00:03:39,006 Sometimes no matter how much we plan... 73 00:03:40,048 --> 00:03:44,981 things don't turn out the way we expect. 74 00:03:44,982 --> 00:03:48,947 A sterling reputation... 75 00:03:48,948 --> 00:03:52,001 may become tarnished. 76 00:03:52,002 --> 00:03:55,064 A clear explanation... 77 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:58,943 might get messy. 78 00:03:58,944 --> 00:04:02,014 An ideal arrangement... 79 00:04:02,015 --> 00:04:06,002 could fall apart in a flash. 80 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:10,006 And one person may end up paying the price... 81 00:04:11,948 --> 00:04:15,032 for a crime that everyone thought was shared. 82 00:04:18,065 --> 00:04:20,014 Honey, are you okay? 83 00:04:20,015 --> 00:04:22,376 Yeah, thanks to Bob. He bailed me out. 84 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,913 - What happened? What do they have on you? - Very little... 85 00:04:24,979 --> 00:04:28,153 Orson's ridiculous letter, which is inadmissible in court, 86 00:04:28,223 --> 00:04:30,355 since he's... gone, 87 00:04:30,405 --> 00:04:32,429 and a very cryptic phone conversation 88 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:34,433 which can easily be explained away. 89 00:04:34,462 --> 00:04:35,520 Oh, thank God. 90 00:04:35,521 --> 00:04:38,478 Well, they also have Bree's fingerprint. 91 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,504 On what? 92 00:04:39,539 --> 00:04:41,496 A button on the victim's shirt. 93 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:44,796 When we were wrapping him up in the tablecloth, 94 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:46,920 I noticed that his shirt was unbuttoned. 95 00:04:46,921 --> 00:04:48,479 You tidied up the dead guy? 96 00:04:48,563 --> 00:04:50,509 I felt it was respectful at the time. 97 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:52,567 Obviously, I see things differently now. 98 00:04:53,601 --> 00:04:55,604 Wh... 99 00:04:55,605 --> 00:04:58,516 Well, we're not gonna let her take the blame for this. 100 00:04:58,517 --> 00:05:00,541 - Yeah, we're all in this together. - Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 101 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:02,559 If we confess, they'll find out about Carlos, 102 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,547 and they could put him away forever. 103 00:05:04,548 --> 00:05:06,629 So what? We let Bree take the fall for us? 104 00:05:06,630 --> 00:05:08,591 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 105 00:05:08,592 --> 00:05:10,708 - No, I'm just saying, we should think this through. - Well... 106 00:05:10,722 --> 00:05:11,952 Ladies, stop. 107 00:05:12,576 --> 00:05:15,570 Nothing is gonna happen to me. The police have no case. 108 00:05:15,888 --> 00:05:17,834 And of all of us, 109 00:05:17,869 --> 00:05:19,926 I am in the best position to take this on right now. 110 00:05:19,927 --> 00:05:23,887 I have no job, no small children to look after. 111 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,887 But you do have a halo over your head. 112 00:05:25,888 --> 00:05:30,846 Yeah, Bree. It's incredibly generous. 113 00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:32,879 Bob, you swear you're gonna get her off, right? 114 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,933 Actually, she needs a criminal defense attorney. 115 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,897 I know the perfect guy. He's a real shark. 116 00:05:37,932 --> 00:05:39,880 He's not cheap, but he's worth it. 117 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,842 Well, obviously, we're gonna pay for it. 118 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,842 - Yes. - You don't have to do that. 119 00:05:44,843 --> 00:05:47,937 No arguing. You are doing something huge for us. 120 00:05:47,938 --> 00:05:50,829 Well, thank you, but I promise you, it's not going to be huge 121 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:54,850 because nothing is going to happen. 122 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:56,925 I swear to God, this woman is guilty. 123 00:05:56,926 --> 00:05:58,914 If she walks, I am gonna lose it. 124 00:05:58,949 --> 00:06:01,862 You don't have to convince me, but a jury's a whole nother story. 125 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:03,826 There's no motive, no connection to the victim. 126 00:06:03,827 --> 00:06:06,930 Then we have to find one, all right? Fast. 127 00:06:06,965 --> 00:06:09,893 Are you sure you're not overreacting because she dumped your partner? 128 00:06:09,894 --> 00:06:12,880 I don't think she just dumped him. 129 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,859 I think she might be the reason Chuck's dead. 130 00:06:15,118 --> 00:06:16,176 Come on. 131 00:06:16,211 --> 00:06:18,130 We need to keep digging. 132 00:06:25,088 --> 00:06:26,937 No. No way. 133 00:06:26,938 --> 00:06:27,946 Carlos! 134 00:06:28,002 --> 00:06:29,057 I am not gonna let Bree 135 00:06:29,087 --> 00:06:31,081 take the fall for a crime I committed. 136 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,771 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Before you do anything stupid 137 00:06:32,806 --> 00:06:35,890 and macho and Noble, just sit your ass down and listen to me! 138 00:06:37,086 --> 00:06:38,805 Or stand your ass there and listen to me. 139 00:06:38,863 --> 00:06:40,134 You can't turn yourself in. 140 00:06:40,139 --> 00:06:42,042 Why not? I'm the one who did it. 141 00:06:42,115 --> 00:06:43,703 You've already been to jail twice. 142 00:06:43,859 --> 00:06:45,959 You get a third strike, they're gonna put you away for life. 143 00:06:46,029 --> 00:06:48,244 So what, I'm supposed to send Bree in my place? 144 00:06:48,273 --> 00:06:49,821 Bree's not going anywhere. 145 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:51,942 The evidence against her is very flimsy, 146 00:06:51,943 --> 00:06:54,019 and we're getting her some hotshot defense attorney. 147 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:55,447 We? 148 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,608 Who is "we"? 149 00:06:56,643 --> 00:06:57,650 The girls and I. 150 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,715 We decided since Bree's in the hot seat, the 151 00:06:59,716 --> 00:07:01,595 least we could do is pay her legal fees. 152 00:07:01,596 --> 00:07:05,570 Yeah, a... and I'm all in favor of that, but... 153 00:07:05,571 --> 00:07:08,574 How are we supposed to afford this? 154 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:12,553 I just quit my job and I have a lead on a nonprofit, 155 00:07:12,554 --> 00:07:14,591 but it is hardly gonna pay anything. 156 00:07:14,626 --> 00:07:17,600 Okay, relax. Relax. Sit down. 157 00:07:18,645 --> 00:07:20,565 Look... 158 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:23,608 I'm working now. 159 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:25,583 No offense, but I don't think personal shoppers 160 00:07:25,584 --> 00:07:27,508 make hotshot defense attorney money. 161 00:07:27,569 --> 00:07:29,573 Okay, seriously, you need to keep your mouth shut and lie low 162 00:07:29,613 --> 00:07:31,553 until this Bree thing plays out. 163 00:07:31,713 --> 00:07:33,774 I just wish that there was something I could do. 164 00:07:33,775 --> 00:07:35,779 Carlos, 165 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:38,691 look... 166 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:41,713 this is one of those times when the best thing you can do 167 00:07:41,748 --> 00:07:43,696 is do nothing. 168 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,796 What about his suits? 169 00:07:51,831 --> 00:07:54,746 I'm giving it all away. 170 00:07:55,894 --> 00:07:57,753 It's what Mike would've wanted. 171 00:08:01,725 --> 00:08:03,770 I think I'll keep these. 172 00:08:03,771 --> 00:08:07,799 M.J. always says he's gotta fill daddy's shoes. 173 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,809 So if I save a pair, someday... 174 00:08:10,844 --> 00:08:12,813 he will know that he did. 175 00:08:16,771 --> 00:08:17,771 Are you crying? 176 00:08:17,772 --> 00:08:19,750 No. No. 177 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:26,734 - Can you grab that stuff on the shelf? - Yeah. 178 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:30,192 What's this? 179 00:08:32,113 --> 00:08:33,191 I don't know. 180 00:08:33,192 --> 00:08:36,116 Never seen it before. 181 00:08:36,117 --> 00:08:39,145 Hmm. I'll grab Mike's keys. 182 00:08:39,146 --> 00:08:43,108 Um, maybe you opening it is not a good idea. 183 00:08:43,109 --> 00:08:44,129 Why not? 184 00:08:44,164 --> 00:08:47,141 Because it's in your house, in your bedroom, but it's locked. 185 00:08:47,142 --> 00:08:50,096 So maybe Mike didn't want you to know what was in it. 186 00:08:50,104 --> 00:08:51,198 That's ridiculous. 187 00:08:51,199 --> 00:08:53,146 I have a box like this in my house 188 00:08:53,147 --> 00:08:55,129 that I would not want Bob to see. 189 00:08:55,164 --> 00:08:58,137 Why? What's in it? No. Don't answer that. 190 00:09:01,104 --> 00:09:04,166 It's probably just papers and stuff. 191 00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:06,108 You're probably right, 192 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:11,087 but if it's something else, you may not want to know. 193 00:09:12,716 --> 00:09:15,715 Well, what do you suggest I do? 194 00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:17,728 Throw it away? 195 00:09:17,763 --> 00:09:18,803 Keep it on the shelf? 196 00:09:21,712 --> 00:09:24,695 Okay, how about this... you go make yourself a nice cup of tea, 197 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,807 I will open it, and if it's just papers, I'll tell you? 198 00:09:26,808 --> 00:09:28,786 And if it's something else? 199 00:09:28,787 --> 00:09:30,812 I will decide if you should see it. 200 00:09:30,847 --> 00:09:32,783 I'm just trying to protect you, Susan. 201 00:09:32,784 --> 00:09:34,719 Men have secrets. 202 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,699 Mike didn't. 203 00:09:36,734 --> 00:09:39,733 He kinda did. 204 00:09:44,741 --> 00:09:46,241 Hey, thanks for bringing that over. 205 00:09:46,276 --> 00:09:47,208 You can keep it. 206 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:50,207 Who thinks a cake stand's a good gift for a bridal shower? 207 00:09:50,517 --> 00:09:51,597 Me. I gave it to you. 208 00:09:52,036 --> 00:09:55,063 Oh. Well, you owe me a less sucky present. 209 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:58,050 And by the way, I think you guys owe me a whole new shower. 210 00:09:58,051 --> 00:10:00,050 I mean, when the host gets arrested for murder, 211 00:10:00,051 --> 00:10:01,988 it kinda puts a damper on things. 212 00:10:01,989 --> 00:10:03,967 Yeah, weird. 213 00:10:03,968 --> 00:10:05,468 And what's up with the cops in this town? 214 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,040 Last week, they hauled Ben in about some body they found. 215 00:10:08,112 --> 00:10:09,127 Now Bree? 216 00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:11,139 I'm sure they'll straighten it out. Thanks again for this. 217 00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:13,035 Who's the cake for? 218 00:10:13,036 --> 00:10:14,980 Tom. It's his birthday tomorrow, 219 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:18,975 and I am implementing phase two of operation get Tom back. 220 00:10:18,976 --> 00:10:21,954 I'm guessing phase one was a success. 221 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,013 It was great, right up until he caught on fire 222 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:27,063 and then realized the entire evening had been a web of lies. 223 00:10:27,064 --> 00:10:29,013 But right before that, 224 00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:32,996 there was this moment, this look between us, 225 00:10:32,997 --> 00:10:35,038 like we were Tom and Lynette again. 226 00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:37,009 Really? 227 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:39,955 I could see it in his eyes. 228 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:42,026 Tom still loves me. 229 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,024 So birthday boy, 230 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:47,012 what do you wanna do for your big day tomorrow? 231 00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,060 Oh, let's just, uh, go out for dinner or something. 232 00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:51,947 That's it? I could have a party. 233 00:10:52,981 --> 00:10:55,593 Invite your friends over, open up some champagne. 234 00:10:55,601 --> 00:10:56,654 Oh, you don't have to worry about that. 235 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:58,624 The kids are throwing me a little party Thursday. 236 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,669 Oh. Well, then I guess 237 00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:04,598 we'll have to come up with some other way to celebrate. 238 00:11:04,599 --> 00:11:06,602 Sounds good. 239 00:11:06,847 --> 00:11:09,126 Hey. Aren't you forgetting something? 240 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:10,313 Oh. 241 00:11:12,108 --> 00:11:14,036 Mwah. 242 00:11:14,037 --> 00:11:16,069 Thank you, but I meant your divorce papers. 243 00:11:16,070 --> 00:11:17,133 Oh. 244 00:11:17,226 --> 00:11:19,282 As much as I have enjoyed sleeping next to them 245 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,265 for the past three weeks, 246 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,115 maybe they could make their way over to Lynette sometime soon? 247 00:11:23,203 --> 00:11:25,193 It's just been so hectic at work. 248 00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:27,187 I haven't had a second to call the process server. 249 00:11:27,188 --> 00:11:29,154 No, but anybody can deliver them, right? 250 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,097 I mean, what about your assistant? 251 00:11:31,098 --> 00:11:33,188 I don't think that that's appropriate. 252 00:11:33,189 --> 00:11:36,142 Well, I could... have a messenger? 253 00:11:36,143 --> 00:11:39,142 Jane, honey, it'll get done. 254 00:11:39,143 --> 00:11:41,688 I'm just really busy right now. 255 00:11:41,731 --> 00:11:43,834 Okay. 256 00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:45,966 I love you, and I look forward 257 00:11:45,967 --> 00:11:48,899 to spending many more birthdays together. 258 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:52,567 You are the best, and now I really am late. 259 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:53,687 I will see you tonight. 260 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:04,933 Bob just called. I gotta run. 261 00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:07,833 Whoa. Whoa. Hang on. What about the box? 262 00:12:07,837 --> 00:12:08,852 Huh? The what? 263 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,844 The box... 264 00:12:10,845 --> 00:12:12,844 that's in your hands? 265 00:12:12,845 --> 00:12:14,861 Oh, the box. I... 266 00:12:14,862 --> 00:12:16,840 Actually couldn't open it. 267 00:12:16,841 --> 00:12:18,773 You were up there for 20 minutes. 268 00:12:18,774 --> 00:12:20,890 I feel asleep. Man, you have a comfortable bed. 269 00:12:20,891 --> 00:12:23,790 Talk to you later. 270 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:24,857 Oh, my God. 271 00:12:24,858 --> 00:12:26,865 Is it that bad? 272 00:12:26,866 --> 00:12:29,698 Listen to me. 273 00:12:29,752 --> 00:12:33,826 Mike is not defined by what is or isn't inside this box. 274 00:12:33,827 --> 00:12:37,723 Okay. I have a right to know. I'm his wife. 275 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,827 I know. I'm just trying to protect both of you guys. 276 00:12:39,891 --> 00:12:40,802 Lee... 277 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,768 Susan, please, trust me on this. 278 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,065 Hi! 279 00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:15,345 Welcome to Cumberly's personal shopping service. 280 00:13:15,436 --> 00:13:16,592 Can I help you with something? 281 00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:20,460 I see we have very... similar taste. 282 00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:23,241 I always work with Margaret. Is she here? 283 00:13:23,356 --> 00:13:24,619 Oh, you don't want Margaret. 284 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:27,749 Her idea of fashion is wearing one normal shoe and one clunky shoe. 285 00:13:28,464 --> 00:13:30,472 She has a prosthetic leg. 286 00:13:30,507 --> 00:13:32,506 And that's why she's my hero. 287 00:13:35,472 --> 00:13:38,030 Lazaro! What gives? 288 00:13:38,031 --> 00:13:39,473 You said I'd be kicking ass at this job. 289 00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:42,243 It takes time to build a client base, Gaby. 290 00:13:42,247 --> 00:13:43,495 Stick with it, okay? 291 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,513 Five, six months from now, you'll be our top seller. 292 00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:47,510 Six months? I don't have that kind of time. 293 00:13:47,511 --> 00:13:49,485 I need money quick. 294 00:13:49,486 --> 00:13:52,544 I'm sorry. Most of the ladies who come in here already have a personal shopper. 295 00:13:52,545 --> 00:13:54,514 Oh. 296 00:13:54,515 --> 00:13:57,497 You know, you could try the men's department. 297 00:13:57,498 --> 00:14:00,447 You would be very persuasive over there. 298 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,514 Huh. 299 00:14:01,515 --> 00:14:04,456 Well, I've always been able to get men to buy things for me. 300 00:14:04,491 --> 00:14:06,280 How hard could it be to get them to buy things from me? 301 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:09,460 Mm-hmm. Just wear something sexy, show a little cleavage, 302 00:14:09,461 --> 00:14:11,485 and maybe lose the wedding ring. 303 00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:12,489 Seriously? 304 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,519 Oh, yes. Guys tend to spend more 305 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,531 when they think they have a shot with the hot salesgirl. 306 00:14:16,532 --> 00:14:18,527 - Lazaro... - I know. It's demeaning and degrading. 307 00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:22,501 - I shouldn't have even... - No, no, no, no. I just need to know, show I lose the jacket? 308 00:14:22,502 --> 00:14:24,501 'Cause these things are a lot more persuasive 309 00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:26,506 when they're out. 310 00:14:26,541 --> 00:14:29,486 Mm-hmm. 311 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,501 I don't care what the D.A. says. 312 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:39,522 There's no case. My guy's innocent. 313 00:14:39,523 --> 00:14:42,480 Please stop calling it a body. 314 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,502 It's a foot, an ear, and a flap of skin. 315 00:14:45,537 --> 00:14:47,531 Do these have raisins? 'Cause that grosses me out. 316 00:14:47,532 --> 00:14:49,472 No. 317 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,501 No. Okay. Look, I gotta go. Um, my 11:00's here. 318 00:14:51,502 --> 00:14:52,518 Yeah. Okay. 319 00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:54,543 Sorry I'm late. 320 00:14:54,544 --> 00:14:56,522 Uh, not a problem, Mr. Weston. 321 00:14:56,523 --> 00:15:00,456 Mmm. Call me trip. 322 00:15:00,491 --> 00:15:01,496 This is amazing. 323 00:15:01,497 --> 00:15:02,519 Well, I don't like to brag, 324 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:05,447 but I am famous for my orange-glazed muffins. 325 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,493 Yeah. Uh, Bob said that you were one hell of a Baker, 326 00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:10,514 but he didn't tell me much about your case. 327 00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:13,526 Well, the whole thing is quite ridiculous. 328 00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:16,497 The police found a dead man at a construction site, 329 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,518 and they think that I killed him. 330 00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:21,505 Yeah. Everyone's guilty until proven innocent. 331 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:23,515 They must have something on you. 332 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,510 Well, they did receive a letter from my ex-husband 333 00:15:25,511 --> 00:15:27,481 saying I did it. 334 00:15:27,516 --> 00:15:28,521 Well, that's nothing. 335 00:15:28,522 --> 00:15:30,494 The guy's got a vendetta against you, right? 336 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,448 Yes, he does. 337 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:33,494 Uh, and then there's 338 00:15:33,495 --> 00:15:35,505 a slightly more damning phone conversation 339 00:15:35,506 --> 00:15:37,497 in which I expressed remorse 340 00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:40,518 for, um, putting a body in the ground. 341 00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:42,497 Big deal. 342 00:15:42,498 --> 00:15:45,509 You were talking about burying a dead pet. 343 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:48,464 I suppose I was. 344 00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:50,505 And then... The police claim to have found 345 00:15:50,506 --> 00:15:53,476 one of my fingerprints on the dead man's shirt. 346 00:15:53,477 --> 00:15:54,515 Hmm. 347 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:57,506 That's bad, right? 348 00:15:58,506 --> 00:16:00,518 Actually... 349 00:16:00,519 --> 00:16:02,518 I think that it's Noble... 350 00:16:02,519 --> 00:16:06,452 Noble that you donate so much of your clothing to Goodwill... 351 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:10,523 And a shame that that poor sap ended up with your shirt. 352 00:16:12,486 --> 00:16:13,501 Bob was wrong. 353 00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:16,460 You're not good. You're amazing. 354 00:16:16,495 --> 00:16:17,519 So you'll take my case? 355 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,505 Nope. 356 00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:21,501 "Nope"? 357 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,539 No offense, but, um, it's kind of a snooze. 358 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:27,365 Excuse me, but I have been accused of murder. 359 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,510 My life is on the line here. 360 00:16:28,511 --> 00:16:31,501 Oh, please. What jury is gonna convict you, 361 00:16:31,502 --> 00:16:34,497 with your... your pearls and your perfect hair 362 00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:37,494 and your subtle scent of lavender? 363 00:16:37,502 --> 00:16:38,544 Well, I would think that a lawyer 364 00:16:38,604 --> 00:16:41,027 would enjoy defending an innocent client. 365 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,376 You would think so, wouldn't you? 366 00:16:42,466 --> 00:16:44,497 But I love a challenge. 367 00:16:44,498 --> 00:16:47,505 Last year, I defended a guy who was found standing 368 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,501 over his dead father with a bloody knife in his hand. 369 00:16:50,502 --> 00:16:53,539 Not only did I exonerate his guilty ass, 370 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:57,468 I got him 50% of the estate. 371 00:16:57,469 --> 00:16:59,506 That is reprehensible. 372 00:16:59,541 --> 00:17:00,536 Thank you. 373 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,472 I'm sorry, Ms. Van de Kamp, 374 00:17:04,473 --> 00:17:06,522 but this is just... it's too easy. 375 00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:10,523 I mean, people who are famous for their muffins... 376 00:17:10,558 --> 00:17:12,506 not generally killers. 377 00:17:38,527 --> 00:17:40,456 Good morning. 378 00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:41,523 My name's Gabrielle. 379 00:17:41,524 --> 00:17:44,472 I'm a personal shopper here. Can I help you? 380 00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:47,522 No, no, no. I'm just trying to find the men's department. 381 00:17:47,523 --> 00:17:49,473 I need some socks. 382 00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:52,523 Oh, I can help you with that. May I? 383 00:17:56,515 --> 00:17:58,493 Oh, you're right. 384 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,472 These ankles deserve... So much better. 385 00:18:01,473 --> 00:18:02,502 You think? 386 00:18:02,537 --> 00:18:04,544 I-I've always thought they were just average ankles. 387 00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:08,493 Average? They're exquisite. 388 00:18:08,494 --> 00:18:09,509 Ooh! 389 00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:11,502 Do you work out? 390 00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:15,448 I do a little mall walking, yes. 391 00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:20,480 Well, I don't say this to every man, 392 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:24,465 but you've got the perfect ankles for cashmere. 393 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,490 Let me show you a few pairs. 394 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,468 40 bucks for socks? 395 00:18:32,469 --> 00:18:35,543 I know. There's just something irresistible about cashmere. 396 00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:38,464 Promise me you won't buy one of these cashmere sweaters. 397 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,498 I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you. 398 00:18:40,677 --> 00:18:41,698 Well... 399 00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:46,630 I really just need the tie. 400 00:18:46,631 --> 00:18:48,331 How can you take the tie without the blazer? 401 00:18:48,364 --> 00:18:49,427 With your shoulders? 402 00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:54,371 And this color up against that beautiful silver hair... 403 00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:58,401 I'm sorry. I lost myself there for a moment. 404 00:18:58,402 --> 00:19:01,380 Ooh! Hello, George Clooney! 405 00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:03,401 It's just so expensive. I don't know. 406 00:19:03,402 --> 00:19:04,418 You know what? 407 00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:08,431 Maybe I should measure that inseam one more time. 408 00:19:10,414 --> 00:19:13,371 What if it was drugs? 409 00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:16,434 Seriously? I just fell asleep. 410 00:19:16,435 --> 00:19:19,447 Oh. This baby's been working on her black belt. 411 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:22,413 I'm just saying, Mike had a drug problem. 412 00:19:22,414 --> 00:19:24,413 Those things never go away. 413 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,431 I'm sure it was nothing like that. 414 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,431 You're right. 415 00:19:30,431 --> 00:19:32,451 It's probably porn. 416 00:19:32,452 --> 00:19:36,388 And you know what? I'm cool with that. 417 00:19:36,389 --> 00:19:39,421 As long as it was nothing weird. 418 00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:41,451 Oh, God. You think it was something weird? 419 00:19:41,452 --> 00:19:43,371 Stop. 420 00:19:43,372 --> 00:19:45,371 Just trust Lee. 421 00:19:45,372 --> 00:19:48,427 If he thinks you shouldn't see in the box, 422 00:19:48,462 --> 00:19:50,381 well, you don't want to find something 423 00:19:50,382 --> 00:19:52,410 that would tarnish your memories of Mike. 424 00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:58,393 You're absolutely right. 425 00:19:58,428 --> 00:19:59,452 I should just leave this alone. 426 00:20:03,393 --> 00:20:04,434 Susan, it's... 427 00:20:04,435 --> 00:20:06,438 2:00 in the morning. I know. But I can't sleep, 428 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,421 and I am never gonna sleep until I know what's inside that box. 429 00:20:09,422 --> 00:20:12,377 So you can either let me in now or we can do this again at 3:00 430 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,377 and then at 4:00 and then at... thank you. 431 00:20:17,418 --> 00:20:20,417 So there's his passport, letters from his mom, 432 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:22,421 a really cute picture of you and M.J. 433 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,531 Just get to it. 434 00:20:24,532 --> 00:20:26,568 And a checkbook. 435 00:20:26,569 --> 00:20:30,564 Apparently, he set up an account eight years ago. 436 00:20:30,565 --> 00:20:32,568 That's when we were divorced. 437 00:20:32,569 --> 00:20:34,569 And every month since, he's written a check 438 00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:37,506 to some woman named Jennie Hernandez. 439 00:20:40,511 --> 00:20:42,531 I've never heard of her. 440 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,565 This is her address. 441 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,565 Somewhere in mount pleasant. 442 00:20:56,577 --> 00:20:58,581 Oh, my God. 443 00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:00,547 Any chance those are M.J.'s? 444 00:21:00,548 --> 00:21:02,522 No. 445 00:21:02,523 --> 00:21:04,514 Well, maybe it's... 446 00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:08,527 We both know what it is. 447 00:21:08,562 --> 00:21:10,494 There's a child out there. 448 00:21:11,548 --> 00:21:14,564 Mike's child. 449 00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:23,542 77, 78, 79, 80. 450 00:21:25,515 --> 00:21:26,568 Hi, Lynette. 451 00:21:26,569 --> 00:21:28,998 81, 82, 83... 452 00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,010 What are you doing? 453 00:21:30,011 --> 00:21:32,080 84, 85. Making Tom a cake. 86, 87... 454 00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:37,014 - Gosh, how old is he gonna be? 46? 47? 48? - 92, 93, 94, 95... 455 00:21:37,015 --> 00:21:39,035 I made dinner reservations at 7:15. 456 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:41,022 Or was it 7:16? 7:17? 457 00:21:41,023 --> 00:21:45,023 Nice try, but I am like rain man. 98, 99, 100. 458 00:21:45,058 --> 00:21:46,058 Sorry to bother you. 459 00:21:46,059 --> 00:21:48,065 Penny and Parker left this stuff over at our place, 460 00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:50,026 so I thought I'd drop it by. 461 00:21:50,027 --> 00:21:52,056 Thanks. I see they're making lab coats 462 00:21:52,091 --> 00:21:54,048 a lot tighter than they used to. 463 00:21:54,049 --> 00:21:56,073 I see they're making sweatpants 464 00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:58,090 just as baggy as always. 465 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,071 Besides, I'm not going to work. 466 00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:03,060 I'm taking Tom to his favorite restaurant, 467 00:22:03,061 --> 00:22:07,035 because, you know, it's his birthday. 468 00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:09,022 Yeah, I know. 469 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:12,030 That's why I'm making him his favorite cake. 470 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,005 Looks appetizing. 471 00:22:14,006 --> 00:22:16,009 Don't forget to add the eye of newt. 472 00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:18,068 Oh, 'cause it's green? It's a funny story. 473 00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:20,026 When Tom and I were first dating, 474 00:22:20,027 --> 00:22:22,997 he wanted a red velvet cake for his birthday, 475 00:22:22,998 --> 00:22:25,022 but I only had green food coloring, 476 00:22:25,023 --> 00:22:28,018 and he liked it anyway, so it's become a tradition, 477 00:22:28,019 --> 00:22:33,001 one we have shared for 25 years. 478 00:22:33,002 --> 00:22:35,040 I think we're gonna keep sharing it. 479 00:22:35,075 --> 00:22:37,006 Lynette, stop embarrassing yourself. 480 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,022 Tom is through with you. 481 00:22:39,023 --> 00:22:41,031 We have a family together. 482 00:22:41,066 --> 00:22:43,031 You don't just throw that away. 483 00:22:45,023 --> 00:22:47,018 Until you do. 484 00:22:47,019 --> 00:22:48,715 Mm-hmm. What is that? 485 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,805 Your divorce papers. 486 00:22:52,784 --> 00:22:54,779 Tom already signed them. 487 00:22:54,814 --> 00:22:55,842 Now it's your turn. 488 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,838 What the hell?! 489 00:23:03,873 --> 00:23:06,792 Oh, my God! 490 00:23:16,871 --> 00:23:18,894 You look beautiful. 491 00:23:18,895 --> 00:23:21,565 Oh. You're just saying that 'cause it's obvious. 492 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:22,624 Mwah. 493 00:23:22,659 --> 00:23:24,637 I'll be home for dinner. 494 00:23:26,599 --> 00:23:28,629 Oh, by the way, think you could mix things up? 495 00:23:28,664 --> 00:23:30,620 Getting a little tired of chicken. 496 00:23:30,621 --> 00:23:32,607 You forgot something. 497 00:23:32,608 --> 00:23:35,587 Oh. That. 498 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,633 Here's the thing... 499 00:23:36,634 --> 00:23:39,198 It's better for business if I don't wear it. 500 00:23:39,289 --> 00:23:40,293 Really? 501 00:23:40,328 --> 00:23:42,154 I have a lot of rich men as clients. 502 00:23:42,181 --> 00:23:43,574 If I flirt with them, they buy more stuff, 503 00:23:43,615 --> 00:23:45,309 which means I make more money, 504 00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:49,234 and you can cook something other than chicken for dinner. 505 00:23:49,235 --> 00:23:51,263 You know what? I'm not comfortable 506 00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:54,255 with you dressing like that and flirting with those guys. 507 00:23:54,256 --> 00:23:56,268 Oh, honey, you have nothing to worry about. 508 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,272 They're just a bunch of nerds with money. 509 00:23:58,273 --> 00:23:59,435 This just helps. 510 00:23:59,511 --> 00:24:01,760 You can't dress for church if you want to move the merch. 511 00:24:01,836 --> 00:24:02,885 Gaby... 512 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,872 You gotta shake your rear to get them to buy the gear. 513 00:24:04,873 --> 00:24:07,417 - Gaby... - You wanna sell some knits, you better flash your... 514 00:24:07,463 --> 00:24:09,487 Gaby! I got it. 515 00:24:09,488 --> 00:24:12,496 Too bad. I have, like, 15 more. 516 00:24:12,531 --> 00:24:14,450 See you tonight. 517 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,459 Lynette? 518 00:24:29,895 --> 00:24:30,945 What are you doing here? 519 00:24:30,946 --> 00:24:33,907 Look, Jane's meeting me for my birthday. 520 00:24:33,942 --> 00:24:34,924 Uh, Jane's running late. 521 00:24:34,925 --> 00:24:38,949 She had a little trouble with your cake. 522 00:24:38,984 --> 00:24:39,966 You signed this? 523 00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:42,906 How did you get these? 524 00:24:42,907 --> 00:24:46,965 They were handed to me personally by your new roommate. 525 00:24:46,966 --> 00:24:48,906 Answer the question. 526 00:24:48,907 --> 00:24:51,906 I did not ask Jane to bring these to you, I swear. 527 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,894 It doesn't matter if Jane brought them. 528 00:24:54,895 --> 00:24:56,973 He's gonna need a few more minutes. 529 00:24:56,974 --> 00:25:00,348 Look, I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm taken a-a little off guard here. 530 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,329 Can we talk about this later? 531 00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:04,158 This is your signature, isn't it? 532 00:25:04,206 --> 00:25:05,211 Yes. 533 00:25:05,306 --> 00:25:07,247 When did you sign it? 534 00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:10,543 I don't know. A while ago, I guess. I... 535 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,647 You guess? Jeez. This isn't a gym membership. 536 00:25:12,682 --> 00:25:15,204 This is for the dissolution of our marriage. 537 00:25:15,277 --> 00:25:16,751 Look, I know. 538 00:25:16,786 --> 00:25:17,831 You think I don't know? 539 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,789 This is hard for me, too, okay? 540 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,776 But you gotta believe me. 541 00:25:25,777 --> 00:25:28,756 There is no way I meant for Jane to bring this to you. 542 00:25:28,791 --> 00:25:32,764 Then just tell me, what is it you do mean? 543 00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:39,814 Do you want to end our marriage? 544 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,788 Sorry. 545 00:26:16,789 --> 00:26:18,817 Sorry. 546 00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:20,755 I'm sorry. 547 00:26:20,756 --> 00:26:22,771 I'm sorry. 548 00:26:22,772 --> 00:26:26,763 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 549 00:26:26,764 --> 00:26:29,809 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm s... 550 00:26:46,201 --> 00:26:48,751 Please talk to me. 551 00:26:50,403 --> 00:26:54,204 You know, it's just that you've had so much going on lately, 552 00:26:54,205 --> 00:26:57,184 I-I-I, you know, I thought... I thought it would be helpful 553 00:26:57,185 --> 00:26:59,221 if I took the papers over for you. 554 00:26:59,222 --> 00:27:02,184 On what planet is 555 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:07,192 you serving my wife divorce papers a good idea? 556 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,209 I thought I was doing you a favor. 557 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:11,217 Me a favor? 558 00:27:11,218 --> 00:27:13,346 Really? Me?! 559 00:27:13,362 --> 00:27:14,432 Fine. Us! 560 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:17,387 I just want us to move forward. 561 00:27:17,422 --> 00:27:19,402 I can't stand this "one foot in, one foot out" thing 562 00:27:19,403 --> 00:27:21,394 that you've got going with your ex. 563 00:27:21,395 --> 00:27:22,429 It's not what I signed up for. 564 00:27:22,430 --> 00:27:25,424 I told you I would take care of it. 565 00:27:25,425 --> 00:27:28,379 Now is not the time. 566 00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:30,446 It's never the time, Tom, until you make it the time. 567 00:27:30,447 --> 00:27:33,375 You don't just th-throw papers at someone 568 00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:34,433 and say, "Here. Sign this. 569 00:27:34,434 --> 00:27:37,428 Everything that we have known and worked for is over." 570 00:27:37,429 --> 00:27:39,433 It's not that easy. 571 00:27:39,468 --> 00:27:42,416 It is when you know what you want. 572 00:27:44,425 --> 00:27:47,386 Tom... 573 00:27:47,387 --> 00:27:48,449 I love you. 574 00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:50,408 But if we're gonna be together, 575 00:27:50,443 --> 00:27:52,383 you've got to stop thinking about her needs 576 00:27:52,384 --> 00:27:55,366 and start thinking about mine. 577 00:27:55,401 --> 00:27:58,441 I am always gonna care about Lynette. 578 00:28:01,362 --> 00:28:05,396 She's the mother of my children. 579 00:28:07,454 --> 00:28:12,379 So you need to decide whether you can live with that. 580 00:28:23,012 --> 00:28:26,000 It's gonna be okay. 581 00:28:34,008 --> 00:28:35,982 Hi. I'm looking for Jennie. 582 00:28:35,983 --> 00:28:37,990 I'm Jennie. And you are? 583 00:28:37,991 --> 00:28:41,011 Susan Delfino, Mike's wife. 584 00:28:41,012 --> 00:28:43,007 Oh. 585 00:28:43,008 --> 00:28:44,019 Yeah. 586 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:47,015 I'm so sorry for your loss. 587 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:50,003 Thank you for your sympathy, 588 00:28:50,004 --> 00:28:54,011 but what I really need from you is an explanation. 589 00:28:54,012 --> 00:28:56,961 Why was Mike sending you checks every month? 590 00:28:56,962 --> 00:28:59,007 They weren't for me. They're for Laura. 591 00:28:59,008 --> 00:29:02,961 Okay. 592 00:29:02,962 --> 00:29:04,958 Who's Laura? Mike's daughter? 593 00:29:04,993 --> 00:29:06,020 No. His sister. 594 00:29:13,004 --> 00:29:15,028 So... this is a group home? 595 00:29:15,029 --> 00:29:16,982 For autistic adults. 596 00:29:16,983 --> 00:29:18,987 Laura's one of our more severe cases. 597 00:29:19,022 --> 00:29:20,000 She can't speak. 598 00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:22,024 Loves painting though. 599 00:29:22,025 --> 00:29:24,978 Spends hours every day at that table. 600 00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:27,036 Did Mike ever mention having a sister? 601 00:29:27,037 --> 00:29:28,995 No. Never. 602 00:29:28,996 --> 00:29:30,957 He was great with her. 603 00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:32,957 He came by every Monday night to visit. 604 00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:35,019 Told me he had softball. 605 00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:37,999 Excuse me a moment. 606 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,032 This is crazy. 607 00:29:40,033 --> 00:29:41,990 No. This is good. 608 00:29:41,991 --> 00:29:43,974 There's no other woman, no kid. 609 00:29:43,975 --> 00:29:46,982 Why wouldn't Mike tell me he had a sister? 610 00:29:46,983 --> 00:29:49,000 I don't know. 611 00:29:49,112 --> 00:29:50,662 Did he think I'd be upset about the money? 612 00:29:50,712 --> 00:29:51,920 Because I wouldn't. 613 00:29:52,236 --> 00:29:53,256 I'm sure he knew that. 614 00:29:53,257 --> 00:29:57,239 But why did he think he had to hide this from me? 615 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,240 I mean, did he think I was the kind of person 616 00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:00,290 that wouldn't accept her? 617 00:30:00,291 --> 00:30:02,268 Sorry about that. 618 00:30:02,269 --> 00:30:04,227 Would you like to meet Laura? 619 00:30:04,262 --> 00:30:06,261 We'd love to. 620 00:30:17,244 --> 00:30:20,244 His name is, uh, Ramon Sanchez. 621 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:23,123 He would've stayed here around, uh, six months ago. 622 00:30:23,171 --> 00:30:24,177 Mm-hmm. 623 00:30:24,313 --> 00:30:26,175 Hmm. Doesn't ring a bell. 624 00:30:26,272 --> 00:30:29,246 But he could be in my treasure chest. 625 00:30:29,405 --> 00:30:32,425 I keep all the items guests leave behind. 626 00:30:32,426 --> 00:30:35,434 My husband calls it hoarding. 627 00:30:35,469 --> 00:30:38,442 But I fancy myself more of a collector. 628 00:30:41,455 --> 00:30:45,430 20 bucks says we're barking up the wrong crazy here. 629 00:30:45,465 --> 00:30:47,390 If the prosecutor needs more connection 630 00:30:47,391 --> 00:30:49,484 to that Van de Kamp broad. Trust me. I'll find it. 631 00:30:49,485 --> 00:30:51,475 Must be your lucky day. 632 00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:54,850 Room 208. Ramon Sanchez. 633 00:30:54,941 --> 00:30:55,929 Thank you. 634 00:30:55,930 --> 00:30:59,904 Magazine with a map, some receipts. 635 00:30:59,939 --> 00:31:01,879 I don't think there's anything here. 636 00:31:03,594 --> 00:31:05,589 He circled Wisteria Lane. 637 00:31:05,624 --> 00:31:08,544 So what? It doesn't connect him to her. Not directly. 638 00:31:18,039 --> 00:31:21,064 It does if he was going to her address. 639 00:31:38,524 --> 00:31:40,540 Bob should be here any minute. 640 00:31:40,541 --> 00:31:43,477 You really don't need your lawyer. 641 00:31:43,478 --> 00:31:46,269 I just wanted to show you something that we found. 642 00:31:46,323 --> 00:31:47,367 What is it? 643 00:31:47,368 --> 00:31:50,380 It was with some of Mr. Sanchez's things. 644 00:31:50,381 --> 00:31:53,322 As you can see, he wrote your address on it. 645 00:31:53,323 --> 00:31:56,314 But that doesn't make any sense. Why would he... 646 00:31:56,349 --> 00:31:59,373 Look, if this goes too much farther, there's nothing I can do to help you. 647 00:31:59,374 --> 00:32:01,317 But if you come forward now, 648 00:32:01,318 --> 00:32:03,344 tell me everything that happened, 649 00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:05,364 things will go a lot easier for you. 650 00:32:08,331 --> 00:32:10,364 I think I should wait for my lawyer. 651 00:32:11,389 --> 00:32:14,368 Is there someplace I could get some water? 652 00:32:14,408 --> 00:32:16,399 Right outside. 653 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:29,112 Mr. Conklin's parole hearing is tomorrow at... 10:00. 654 00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:30,596 Do you really want me telling the board 655 00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,382 that you couldn't find 656 00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:33,911 the documents that I requested a week ago? 657 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:35,859 I-I'll check again, Mr. Weston. 658 00:32:35,894 --> 00:32:37,939 Don't check. Find. 659 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,900 Ms. Van de Kamp. 660 00:32:57,901 --> 00:32:59,888 You okay? 661 00:32:59,889 --> 00:33:01,850 I think so. 662 00:33:01,851 --> 00:33:04,900 Just, uh, waiting for Bob. 663 00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:06,859 They found some other evidence, 664 00:33:06,894 --> 00:33:08,855 and I'm just not sure what to make of it all. 665 00:33:15,918 --> 00:33:17,883 Look, uh, 666 00:33:17,884 --> 00:33:19,922 I'm trying to help you out here. 667 00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:21,903 But there is a clock on this deal, 668 00:33:21,904 --> 00:33:23,918 so I'm not sure how much longer you wanna wait for your lawyer. 669 00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:26,925 You must hate being a detective, huh? 670 00:33:26,926 --> 00:33:28,868 Mr. Weston. 671 00:33:28,903 --> 00:33:30,918 Even a rookie cop knows that interrogating a suspect 672 00:33:30,919 --> 00:33:33,921 without counsel present is a violation of their rights, 673 00:33:33,922 --> 00:33:37,942 so this must be your way of trying to lose your gold shield, 674 00:33:37,943 --> 00:33:40,901 and you know what? I think it's gonna work. 675 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,918 We're just making small talk, waiting for her lawyer. 676 00:33:42,919 --> 00:33:44,946 Well, small talk's over. 677 00:33:45,328 --> 00:33:48,265 I'm her lawyer. 678 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:49,303 Let's go. 679 00:33:50,939 --> 00:33:52,963 You don't need his permission. 680 00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:55,017 You wanna talk to her, you talk to me first. 681 00:33:55,018 --> 00:33:58,006 Is that clear, soon-to-be-a-patrolman Murphy? 682 00:33:58,041 --> 00:33:59,989 Good evening, detective. 683 00:34:07,964 --> 00:34:10,009 I thought my case was too boring for you. 684 00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:14,942 It was, but I realized something that made it interesting. 685 00:34:14,943 --> 00:34:16,997 You may not have done this, 686 00:34:17,032 --> 00:34:19,972 but you sure as hell know who did. 687 00:34:27,997 --> 00:34:30,656 Thank you. Ooh. Wine list. I'll take that. 688 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:32,340 And be sure to bring me the check. 689 00:34:32,390 --> 00:34:35,009 Tonight's my treat. 690 00:34:35,010 --> 00:34:36,743 Whoa. Kinda pricey. 691 00:34:36,823 --> 00:34:38,940 I thought we were supposed to be saving for Bree's lawyer. 692 00:34:38,961 --> 00:34:41,005 We are, but I'm starting to do really well, 693 00:34:41,006 --> 00:34:43,021 so I think we can afford one splurge. 694 00:34:43,022 --> 00:34:45,000 I don't know. 695 00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:47,943 Oh, come on, Carlos. I want to do this for you. 696 00:34:47,978 --> 00:34:49,031 Can't you just enjoy it? 697 00:34:49,032 --> 00:34:52,480 I guess I can do that. 698 00:34:52,577 --> 00:34:53,992 - Gaby? - Jason! 699 00:34:53,997 --> 00:34:55,946 Hey! I thought that was you. 700 00:34:55,947 --> 00:34:56,976 Wow! 701 00:34:56,977 --> 00:34:57,996 Hi! 702 00:34:57,997 --> 00:34:59,006 Oh! 703 00:34:59,144 --> 00:35:00,169 Whoa! 704 00:35:02,089 --> 00:35:03,109 Who are you? 705 00:35:03,110 --> 00:35:06,138 Oh, this is Jason, one of my clients. 706 00:35:06,139 --> 00:35:09,106 Jason, this is Carlos, my... 707 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:10,110 brother. 708 00:35:10,939 --> 00:35:12,256 Oh, hey, man. Nice to meet you. 709 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:17,881 Grab a chair. Join us. 710 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:18,935 Thanks. 711 00:35:19,948 --> 00:35:21,917 So, uh, 712 00:35:21,918 --> 00:35:24,523 your sister here is quite the little saleswoman. 713 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:27,290 You believe she talked me into a $4,000 suit today? 714 00:35:27,315 --> 00:35:27,922 I mean... 715 00:35:27,923 --> 00:35:31,901 that is so... sis. 716 00:35:31,902 --> 00:35:35,888 Carlos, maybe you should go to the bar and get us some drinks. 717 00:35:35,889 --> 00:35:38,881 Nah. I'm not thirsty. 718 00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:41,531 So, uh, I'm wearing one of the shirts you picked out. 719 00:35:41,566 --> 00:35:43,483 What do you think? 720 00:35:43,484 --> 00:35:46,453 Oh. I can't tell you what I think in front of my brother. 721 00:35:46,454 --> 00:35:48,184 You're so funny. 722 00:35:48,264 --> 00:35:49,480 Hey, Carlos, how is it possible 723 00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:52,513 that someone as awesome as your sister 724 00:35:52,548 --> 00:35:54,480 hasn't been scooped up already? 725 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,530 My guess is it's the herpes. 726 00:35:59,889 --> 00:36:01,934 Sibling humor. 727 00:36:01,935 --> 00:36:04,884 You're right. All those trips to the free clinic 728 00:36:04,885 --> 00:36:06,914 could've been for anything. 729 00:36:06,949 --> 00:36:07,946 Seriously, Carlos, 730 00:36:07,947 --> 00:36:09,917 some drinks for the table would be really good. 731 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:10,948 You know, what the hell? 732 00:36:10,949 --> 00:36:12,922 I'll take a scotch on the rocks. 733 00:36:12,923 --> 00:36:14,880 Uh, a single malt. 734 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:17,930 Actually, you're gonna have to get that one yourself. 735 00:36:17,931 --> 00:36:20,906 I am going home to my wife. 736 00:36:20,941 --> 00:36:21,939 I'm married. 737 00:36:29,881 --> 00:36:30,929 I can't believe you just did that. 738 00:36:30,930 --> 00:36:32,921 That guy's one of my best customers. 739 00:36:32,922 --> 00:36:34,929 Oh, are we talking about that "nerd" you sell to? 740 00:36:34,930 --> 00:36:36,931 Okay, maybe he's a little better-looking than the others, 741 00:36:36,932 --> 00:36:38,926 but it's my job, Carlos. 742 00:36:38,927 --> 00:36:40,934 Fine. Whatever. Let's just get out of here. 743 00:36:40,935 --> 00:36:42,923 You are such a hypocrite. 744 00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:44,933 How many times did you tell me to show a little cleavage 745 00:36:44,934 --> 00:36:46,906 when meeting your out-of-town clients? 746 00:36:46,907 --> 00:36:49,902 My breasts were practically a tourist stop. 747 00:36:49,937 --> 00:36:50,973 This is different, 748 00:36:50,974 --> 00:36:52,922 and I don't like it,. 749 00:36:52,923 --> 00:36:54,881 Well, too bad. We need this job. 750 00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:55,914 I'm the breadwinner now. 751 00:36:55,915 --> 00:36:57,938 Yep. Throw that in my face again. 752 00:36:57,939 --> 00:36:58,942 What? 753 00:36:58,943 --> 00:37:01,942 "Make me dinner, Carlos." "Get me drinks." 754 00:37:01,943 --> 00:37:03,901 "Bring me the check." 755 00:37:03,902 --> 00:37:06,909 Yeah, Carlos, I did offer to treat. 756 00:37:06,910 --> 00:37:09,910 And you know what I was thinking? How good it felt, 757 00:37:09,945 --> 00:37:11,904 how for the first time in 19 years 758 00:37:11,905 --> 00:37:12,939 I was able to treat you, 759 00:37:12,940 --> 00:37:14,947 and I can't believe that would bother you. 760 00:37:14,948 --> 00:37:17,930 Well, it does. 761 00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:19,947 It's driving me crazy that you're the one 762 00:37:19,948 --> 00:37:21,963 making all the money and calling all the shots. 763 00:37:21,964 --> 00:37:24,923 Well, get used to it, because I did all this for you. 764 00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:26,889 This is what you wanted. 765 00:37:29,898 --> 00:37:31,893 Uh, give 'em to her. She's driving now. 766 00:37:48,421 --> 00:37:49,441 You're up early. 767 00:37:49,442 --> 00:37:52,428 I'm up late. 768 00:37:52,429 --> 00:37:54,432 Once, in college, 769 00:37:54,433 --> 00:37:57,420 I wrote Mike a letter about how horrible you are. 770 00:37:57,421 --> 00:38:00,404 And good morning to me. 771 00:38:00,439 --> 00:38:02,391 We'd just had a fight on the phone, 772 00:38:02,392 --> 00:38:04,465 and I needed to put my anger somewhere. 773 00:38:04,466 --> 00:38:06,479 Anyway, when you said 774 00:38:06,514 --> 00:38:08,458 that Mike had some old letters in that box, 775 00:38:08,459 --> 00:38:11,436 I wanted to make sure mine wasn't in it, 776 00:38:11,437 --> 00:38:13,470 so I checked... 777 00:38:13,471 --> 00:38:16,421 and I found these. 778 00:38:16,456 --> 00:38:18,421 They're from Mike's mom adele. 779 00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:22,410 It turns out you weren't the only one 780 00:38:22,411 --> 00:38:24,106 who was in the dark about Mike's sister. 781 00:38:24,147 --> 00:38:26,795 He didn't even know she existed until eight years ago. 782 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,465 What? Why? 783 00:38:29,466 --> 00:38:32,420 It was clear early on 784 00:38:32,421 --> 00:38:35,425 that Laura was going to have special needs. 785 00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:39,429 I guess Mike's parents weren't up for it. 786 00:38:41,425 --> 00:38:46,390 "So, yes, Michael, I am ashamed of myself, 787 00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:48,444 "and I live with that decision every day. 788 00:38:48,445 --> 00:38:51,453 "But life with your father was always hard, 789 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:55,395 "and keeping Laura would have been an inconvenience 790 00:38:55,430 --> 00:38:57,466 that might have destroyed everything." 791 00:39:01,437 --> 00:39:04,428 This was the last letter she wrote Mike. 792 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:08,424 "And so now you know the worst secret of my life, 793 00:39:08,425 --> 00:39:10,449 "but I beg of you, let it remain a secret. 794 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:12,470 "Your beautiful new family 795 00:39:12,471 --> 00:39:15,437 "is one of the only joys I have. 796 00:39:15,472 --> 00:39:19,387 "Don't let them know the kind of person I really am." 797 00:39:20,421 --> 00:39:23,421 Mike wasn't keeping a secret from you. 798 00:39:23,456 --> 00:39:26,437 He was keeping a secret for her. 799 00:39:29,429 --> 00:39:34,382 Well, I know what Mike would've wanted me to do. 800 00:39:34,383 --> 00:39:37,404 I am gonna keep writing those checks, 801 00:39:37,439 --> 00:39:40,404 and I'm gonna keep Laura in my life. 802 00:39:42,408 --> 00:39:44,437 My God. 803 00:39:44,472 --> 00:39:48,445 Adele had to live with that on her conscience. 804 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:53,312 Yeah. 805 00:39:53,355 --> 00:39:54,763 How do you do something like that? 806 00:39:54,819 --> 00:39:57,784 How do you give away your own child 807 00:39:57,819 --> 00:39:59,450 just because it's inconvenient? 808 00:40:04,441 --> 00:40:07,458 Oh, no, no, no. No, um, I-I didn't mean... 809 00:40:07,493 --> 00:40:09,445 it's... it's not like that with you. 810 00:40:09,446 --> 00:40:13,416 No, mom, it is. 811 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:21,461 All the stuff I've said about being pregnant... 812 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:24,421 That I'm not ready, 813 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:27,441 or that I'm not sure I'd be a good mom... 814 00:40:30,408 --> 00:40:31,462 It's all bull. 815 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:38,433 What this baby really is to me is inconvenient. 816 00:40:43,412 --> 00:40:47,416 I've been thinking about this all night. 817 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,474 I don't want to make a decision 818 00:40:52,475 --> 00:40:58,421 that I'm going to be ashamed of for the rest of my life. 819 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,421 I can't live with that. 820 00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,466 I won't. 821 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:07,458 Julie, are you saying... 822 00:41:07,459 --> 00:41:09,400 Yeah. 823 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,429 I'm gonna keep her. 824 00:41:15,458 --> 00:41:21,425 Yes, in life, we all make plans, 825 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:26,395 but sometimes they don't turn out the way we expected. 826 00:41:27,421 --> 00:41:33,411 By trying to help out, we may damage a relationship. 827 00:41:33,412 --> 00:41:36,449 By attempting to reach out, 828 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:40,436 we may push someone further away. 829 00:41:40,437 --> 00:41:44,394 By digging into the past, 830 00:41:44,395 --> 00:41:48,436 we may enrich our present. 831 00:41:48,437 --> 00:41:50,461 But then there are those 832 00:41:50,462 --> 00:41:53,461 who refuse to let go of their plans, 833 00:41:53,462 --> 00:41:57,428 no matter how badly they're turning out. 834 00:41:57,429 --> 00:41:58,424 Hey. 835 00:41:58,425 --> 00:42:00,420 Can I buy you a beer? 836 00:42:00,421 --> 00:42:02,390 I figure you could use one. 837 00:42:02,391 --> 00:42:03,421 Why? 838 00:42:03,456 --> 00:42:05,416 Trip Weston's taking the Van de Kamp case. 839 00:42:05,417 --> 00:42:07,693 The guy won't quit till he gets what he wants. 840 00:42:07,749 --> 00:42:11,491 Yeah, neither will I. 841 00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:12,962 So how about you buy me that beer 842 00:42:13,011 --> 00:42:14,935 when the bitch goes to jail?