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Previously on Smash...
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It was idealistic to think
that we could do this without a star.
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You know you can come back
to Heaven on Earth.
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But I'm not the star.
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Marilyn is not
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some sweet little gay male fantasy!
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You really are the straightest
chorus boy I've ever met.
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- You think I'm straight?
- You're not straight?
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- I did want to tell you...
- I'm fired.
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We're talking to
a new songwriter,
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and Tom and Julia
cannot know.
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♪ Come on and love me
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What was this?
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It's a dirty business.
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- Your first impression.
- Girl next door.
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Okay...
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Slut.
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What?
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You look great in both.
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What are all these things
you're doing today, anyway?
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Well, I can't just
sit around
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and wait for Marilyn to happen,
so I have that audition,
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and then I'm gonna go by Orlin
to see if I can
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pick up some shifts
from Lianne.
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Hard-working girl...
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Where are you going?
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I have an audition.
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It's ready.
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Sorry, Dad.
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Sorry.
So sorry.
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Julia, the adoption papers,
where are they?
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By the bed. Love you.
Bye.
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I've called, emailed,
texted Ivy.
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Nothing.
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I'm sure she's fine.
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Sometimes people need
to be by themselves.
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You have to rush?
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I'm sorry, I do.
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I've got a full morning
of case work,
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and then I've got court
this afternoon.
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- How 'bout tonight?
- Still working.
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Well, I'm getting together
with a friend.
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A friend?
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I'm going to a benefit
for a friend.
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- It's a friend from college.
- Great. Can I come?
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It's not your kind of thing.
It's political.
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But you came to my workshop,
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and I'm excellent
arm candy.
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I... I can look
very dashing.
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And the things
those Republicans are doing,
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I mean,
it's just despicable.
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Especially with the arts.
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It's a Republican
fundraiser.
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You mean...
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I'm a Republican.
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And I have all these
back problems
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because I'm getting old,
you know.
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Or your chiropractor isn't
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as good as you think.
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My guy is amazing.
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I'll get you his number.
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Or your back
doesn't hurt
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because you're on
so many drugs.
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What is all this?
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When I started
the Prednisone,
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I couldn't sleep, so my doctor
put me on Ambien.
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Plus the Klonopin
for the anxiety.
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But then I was
totally doped up,
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so then he put me
on Lorazepam and...
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I don't know,
some new stuff.
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"New stuff?"
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Don't you judge me.
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Listen, I've been
pretty anxious lately,
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and not without good reason.
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I worked my ass off
on that workshop.
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And now I'm back
in Heaven on Earth for...
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- probably forever.
- Ivy.
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I'm not judging, okay?
Just...
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Just be careful.
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Here's his number.
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Anna Paquin...
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Chelsea Wood, Anna Faris,
Rebecca Duvall...
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Kate Winslet.
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I'm hearing a lot
of pipe dreams. Kate Winslet?
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You never know
until you try.
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That's sweet.
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What, you're a producer
now, Ellis?
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If you're going
for a star,
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it's part of the process,
Derek.
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Yeah, well, as we all know,
going for a star
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isn't the first thing
I'd do to save this.
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Me neither.
I hate chasing movie stars.
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Good, so there's
actually one thing
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you can all agree on.
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Derek, we have a meeting
at CAA in 20 minutes.
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- Tom, Julia...
- What?
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That title.
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Okay.
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All right, what's the problem?
What is the problem?
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The problem is
what it's always been...
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The show isn't ready.
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Derek, you had a fight
with your collaborators
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and you lost...
Get over it.
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What I had was
a perfectly good idea
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for the development
of this musical,
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which they didn't like...
Fair enough.
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But I'm gonna need one
or two things in return.
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Such as?
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I'm not chasing stars
until I see a finished script.
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In fact, you know what,
I'm not going to do anything
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until I see
a finished script.
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And when I see
a finished script,
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I will agree
to give notes.
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And then in one year
we'll do a second workshop.
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In a year?
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I've got people
chasing me, Eileen.
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I'm not gonna just
sit around
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and hope for the best.
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Whether or not
you're willing to admit it,
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Tom and Julia need
the time.
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- Ellis...
- Yes?
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Get me Doug Hughes.
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The director?
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Yes, the director.
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Hi.
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Hi, I'm Ivy Lynn.
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- You were booked for 10:00.
- I know. I'm sorry.
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I... I got stuck in the subway.
Are they still going?
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Yes, but they're
finishing up.
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Okay, thank you.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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We just keep running
into each other, don't we?
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Yeah, we really do.
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Break a leg.
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She was perfect.
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SMASH
S01 Ep09 - Hell on Earth
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Sync and corrected by dr.jackson
for www.addic7ed.com
Additional corrections by TVnut
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I tell people you cannot cover
shifts, and maybe in a few weeks
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you can ask him to put you
on the schedule officially.
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Perfect.
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What happened
with the Marilyn workshop?
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You know,
it's sort of... I don't know.
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In that "nothing's happening,
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"but anything could happen"
kind of place?
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Exactly.
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Sometimes they stay there
forever.
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I'm sorry.
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Hello? What?
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Yes.
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Okay!
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Okay. Okay.
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I... I got it.
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I got it.
My God!
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- My God, that's great!
- Yes!
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- Wait, what did you get?
- An orange juice commercial.
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Good for you!
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My gosh.
I've gotta go call Dev!
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Deal breaker.
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Marilyn played fast and loose
with her contracts,
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but that's not really
a good title, Tom.
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No, I mean John is a Republican.
That's a deal breaker.
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"American Star."
"American Icon?"
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Yech! Eww!
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Yeah, that's bad.
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I should have known.
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The suits.
The closely cropped hair.
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- He's pretty dreamy.
- I know!
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You're being too hard
on him.
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I thought you weren't
that political.
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I thought you were.
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Everyone has their faults.
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You should give him
a chance.
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Have you heard
from Michael?
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No.
That's over, thank God.
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I don't know
what I was thinking.
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Did you ever talk
to Leo about it?
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Are you kidding?
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We both avoided it
like the plague.
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I just thank God
every day
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that that insanity
is over.
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♪ Welcome, welcome,
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♪ recently deceased,
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♪ be you Democrat,
Republican,
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♪ chorus girl or priest.
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♪ Though you closed up shop
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♪ and you're recently
departed
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♪ we're afraid the final test
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♪ has only just started.
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♪ But don't come to us
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♪ with your worries
and complaints,
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♪ save it for the doorman
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♪ who's a saint
among saints.
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♪ He knows your future
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♪ 'cause he's seen your past,
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♪ which is why
he might be telling you,
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♪ Uh-huh, not so fast!
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♪ When you're
knock, knock, knocking
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♪ up on heaven's gate,
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♪ don't you trip up
or you'll slip up ♪
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♪on a holy twist of fate.
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♪ As I said last night
to St. Vinny-De-Paul,
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♪ the higher you get,
the farther the fall.
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♪ Now, you think
that you're on top,
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♪ how you love to wear
the crown!
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♪ But don't you know
that "up" means
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♪ there's no place to go
but down?
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♪ And it's already written
on the Big Man's wall,
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♪ the higher you get,
the farther the fall.
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♪ Well, the last rites
you've been given ♪
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♪ and you wanna cut in line,
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♪ but look out, brother,
I might pull a switch.
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♪ 'Cause the things
you did while livin'
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♪ well, they weren't
all divine,
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♪ and don't you know
that karma is a...
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♪ Oh, well, you'll understand
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♪ if I don't finish
that last sentence.
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♪ Thank God! ♪
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Eileen's pretty mad
I dumped her for Jerry.
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If she walks in here
and finds me,
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you know she'll kill us both.
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I only need a couple names.
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All right.
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Well, there's Elisa Dunfrey.
I knew her in film school.
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Think she works for Madonna now.
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They're not looking
at Madonna.
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Mimi Brownstein.
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I think she's a WME.
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She can walk you through
their client list.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Randall Jones.
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My cousin slept with his sister
in high school.
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And who does he work for?
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Rebecca Duvall?
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♪ Tonight my thoughts
were all of you
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♪ but no one else could know ♪
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Hi! I'm home.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
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Tom and I got stuck
in this title idea.
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Ugh, I hate titles.
♪ Your melody...
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Either they just come
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or you're stuck...
♪ I knew I had to go
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for months or...
♪ And so I lied
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years, and no one's happy.
♪ to one I love
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♪ to find you in the dark
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♪ and share the bliss
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♪ of one more kiss
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♪ upon the Brooklyn Bridge. ♪
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Wh... Where did you find that?
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By your side of the bed.
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Here, you sing it.
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- It's a misfire.
- I think it's pretty good.
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- Here, why don't you sing it?
- I'm really tired.
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Julia, wait.
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Marilyn Monroe
on the Brooklyn Bridge.
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Do you wanna tell me
what's going on?
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- Nothing.
- You liar.
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- Where's Leo?
- He's not here.
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I found that thing...
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- And I knew, I knew.
- You don't know.
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I knew enough to get the kid
out of the house
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00:11:28,532 --> 00:11:29,985
so I could find out.
263
00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:32,023
Find out what the hell
is going on.
264
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:34,329
Nothing's going on.
265
00:11:37,338 --> 00:11:40,596
It's over.
266
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,069
Is it?
267
00:11:50,087 --> 00:11:53,010
Yes.
268
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,682
Yes.
269
00:11:56,118 --> 00:11:58,642
It was Michael, wasn't it?
270
00:12:03,571 --> 00:12:07,630
I thought when I saw you two
at the workshop,
271
00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:09,468
but I then I thought,
God, no, she wouldn't.
272
00:12:09,503 --> 00:12:12,760
She wouldn't.
That's just not... even...
273
00:12:12,794 --> 00:12:14,982
possible.
That's what I thought.
274
00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:17,304
- It wasn't anything.
- Julia, please don't.
275
00:12:17,323 --> 00:12:19,577
I don't wanna hear all the
stupid things that people say
276
00:12:19,611 --> 00:12:20,813
at moments like this.
277
00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:22,335
It was something!
278
00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:27,798
It was total betrayal of me
and Leo and...
279
00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:30,020
18 years of marriage!
280
00:12:30,054 --> 00:12:32,342
It was a betrayal
of everything.
281
00:12:32,361 --> 00:12:35,033
Do not tell me
it wasn't anything.
282
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,687
That is just... that is disgusting
that you would say that.
283
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:39,126
- That's disgusting.
- I'm sorry.
284
00:12:39,161 --> 00:12:40,496
I mean it.
I'm so, so sorry.
285
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,669
Sorry is so...
Sorry is not good enough.
286
00:12:42,703 --> 00:12:44,339
Frank, I don't know
what else to say.
287
00:12:44,373 --> 00:12:46,061
I didn't want it to happen.
It was an accident.
288
00:12:46,095 --> 00:12:48,066
- It happened.
- An accident.
289
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,236
Please, I don't know
how to talk about this.
290
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:50,856
- Neither do I.
- Okay, okay.
291
00:12:50,890 --> 00:12:53,279
What...?
Okay, okay.
292
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,011
- Here. Come on in.
- This is so weird.
293
00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:26,715
You'll get used to it.
It's fine.
294
00:13:26,749 --> 00:13:28,219
Jason.
Jason, I got Karen.
295
00:13:28,253 --> 00:13:29,940
Hi, Karen, hi.
You look fantastic.
296
00:13:29,974 --> 00:13:31,360
Really?
I feel like a frog.
297
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,198
Let's get started.
First line.
298
00:13:33,232 --> 00:13:35,604
Okay. "You have a lot
of choices in the morning,
299
00:13:35,622 --> 00:13:39,112
"from what...
from what you're gonna wear..."
300
00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:41,971
- There is your closet.
- Okay. It's empty.
301
00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:43,391
The clothes appear
and disappear.
302
00:13:43,425 --> 00:13:45,629
We CGI that.
Lots of choices.
303
00:13:45,647 --> 00:13:47,434
Y-y-you're overwhelmed
by your choices.
304
00:13:47,468 --> 00:13:49,406
- You turn away from the closet.
- This way?
305
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,497
To the mirror,
and say...
306
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,502
"to how you'll wear
your hair."
307
00:13:54,537 --> 00:13:56,841
Pigtails, ponytail,
pixie.
308
00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:58,997
- Okay, so you CGI.
- Yeah, we CGI that on you.
309
00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:00,852
So you're watching yourself in
the mirror for, how many seconds?
310
00:14:00,886 --> 00:14:02,272
- Six seconds.
- Six seconds
311
00:14:02,306 --> 00:14:03,809
- while that happens.
- Okay, follow me.
312
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,348
- No, right now.
- Then your line.
313
00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,989
"So it's nice
when there's no choice."
314
00:14:09,023 --> 00:14:11,160
And you go to the refrigerator
and open it.
315
00:14:11,194 --> 00:14:13,366
- This side.
- Right.
316
00:14:13,384 --> 00:14:15,338
Where there's just one carton
of orange juice.
317
00:14:15,372 --> 00:14:16,675
It's the only thing
you keep in your fridge
318
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,379
- because you love it so much.
- Okay.
319
00:14:18,397 --> 00:14:20,718
And then you pour.
320
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:24,060
Pouring.
321
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,070
And your line.
322
00:14:28,088 --> 00:14:29,574
"Start your day
with Morning Ray OJ
323
00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:30,576
and let everything else
fall into place."
324
00:14:30,594 --> 00:14:33,384
Sunglasses.
325
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,029
Perfect!
You got that?
326
00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:39,566
Yeah.
It doesn't seem too hard.
327
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,406
Just wait till you've done it
200 times.
328
00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:46,299
Don't drink that.
329
00:14:52,483 --> 00:14:55,139
It's your 15th shot
here, though, right?
330
00:14:55,157 --> 00:14:56,442
Michael!
331
00:14:56,476 --> 00:14:58,313
Frank, hey.
332
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,422
I'll see you guys.
333
00:15:01,456 --> 00:15:04,495
No, Julia's not here.
She's at home with Leo.
334
00:15:04,513 --> 00:15:08,272
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
335
00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:11,313
Well, uh,
it's great to see you.
336
00:15:11,347 --> 00:15:12,533
- Hold on.
- Frank.
337
00:15:12,568 --> 00:15:13,786
Hang on.
338
00:15:13,821 --> 00:15:15,707
I just wanna talk.
339
00:15:15,742 --> 00:15:18,030
I just wanna talk.
340
00:15:18,048 --> 00:15:19,217
Go home, Frank.
341
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,172
That's actually...
Yeah.
342
00:15:21,206 --> 00:15:23,177
That's not so easy
to do any more, is it?
343
00:15:23,211 --> 00:15:24,546
It is.
344
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:27,521
Go home.
Julia's waiting for you.
345
00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:28,908
You are not allowed
to tell me
346
00:15:28,942 --> 00:15:30,228
about my wife
and what she's doing.
347
00:15:30,246 --> 00:15:31,413
I'm not.
348
00:15:31,449 --> 00:15:33,202
You came into my house,
349
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,739
you had dinner with my wife
and my son
350
00:15:34,757 --> 00:15:36,376
and then you slept
with my wife.
351
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,348
- Okay.
- You came into my house!
352
00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:41,891
- Into 18 years of marriage.
- This is not the time or place.
353
00:15:41,925 --> 00:15:44,096
And you took everything
from me!
354
00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:46,268
- You took everything.
- Frank, listen to me.
355
00:15:46,286 --> 00:15:47,906
It was over a long time ago.
356
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,126
It should never have
started up again,
357
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,629
and that's on me.
358
00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:52,885
But don't make this
more than it is.
359
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:56,477
It was over a long time ago.
360
00:16:01,825 --> 00:16:04,314
A long time ago?
361
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,290
So what do you think?
362
00:16:21,325 --> 00:16:22,962
She has been looking for a way
to redefine herself.
363
00:16:22,996 --> 00:16:25,167
- This could be it.
- She loves musicals.
364
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:26,537
Just once you get
on that movie train,
365
00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:28,977
it's hard to get off.
366
00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:31,065
You said it's the Rands
producing?
367
00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:33,237
Eileen Rand.
They split up.
368
00:16:33,271 --> 00:16:35,526
- Who has the money?
- She does.
369
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:39,202
So what would she need
to get her to do this?
370
00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:43,380
Well, all the people involved
are top shelf, but
371
00:16:43,414 --> 00:16:47,289
do you have any material?
Script? Music?
372
00:16:47,324 --> 00:16:50,398
I could come up
with something.
373
00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:55,126
I am glad that we reconnected
like this.
374
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:57,949
Yeah.
375
00:16:57,967 --> 00:17:01,642
Where did we meet again?
376
00:17:01,677 --> 00:17:04,132
I thought Derek Wills
was your guy on this.
377
00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:06,321
Well, yes, he directed
the workshop,
378
00:17:06,355 --> 00:17:08,409
but, oh, there was
so much tension.
379
00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,829
I'm stunned to hear it.
380
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:11,401
No one could believe
381
00:17:11,435 --> 00:17:12,754
you got Tom and Derek
to speak to each other,
382
00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:15,627
let alone work together again.
383
00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:17,432
Maybe it was a little
premature.
384
00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:21,375
But not to be coy, if we were
looking for a new director,
385
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:23,114
what do you think of Marilyn?
386
00:17:23,148 --> 00:17:25,302
She was a fantastic creature,
387
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,293
and it's a brilliant idea
to make a musical about her.
388
00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:30,866
I'd love to see
what Tom and Julia came up with.
389
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:33,055
They're brilliant songwriters.
390
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:35,562
- Yes, they are, actually.
- Hello, hello!
391
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,215
Michael Riedel.
392
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:40,724
You're looking stunning,
Eileen, as usual.
393
00:17:40,742 --> 00:17:42,696
- Thank you, darling.
- Doug, good to see you.
394
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,167
Great to see you too,
Michael.
395
00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,720
What are you two
conspiring about?
396
00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:48,060
We're just having
a little dinner.
397
00:17:48,094 --> 00:17:50,182
I don't wanna read about us
in your column, Michael.
398
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:52,771
Of course not.
399
00:17:54,644 --> 00:17:57,433
Now, where were we?
400
00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:00,943
Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh!
401
00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:02,947
To Heaven on Earth.
402
00:18:02,965 --> 00:18:05,253
Who said you can't
go home again?
403
00:18:05,287 --> 00:18:06,623
Cheers.
404
00:18:06,641 --> 00:18:07,759
Cheers.
405
00:18:12,305 --> 00:18:13,824
I'll be right back,
you guys.
406
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,813
Did you see my little
cross-step for you?
407
00:18:15,831 --> 00:18:17,818
- It was a gift.
- No, I didn't.
408
00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:19,656
How are you?
409
00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:21,995
I'm good.
I'm glad you came.
410
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,769
Well, thanks for the call.
411
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,691
How is she?
412
00:18:26,725 --> 00:18:29,515
Why don't you ask her
yourself?
413
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:31,687
Last time I saw her,
I broke her heart.
414
00:18:31,705 --> 00:18:33,825
She must hate me.
I hate me.
415
00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:35,497
She doesn't hate you.
416
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,304
Let me get a drink,
then I'll go say hi.
417
00:18:38,338 --> 00:18:40,359
Good plan.
Two beers?
418
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:43,183
I'd like a glass of wine.
419
00:18:43,217 --> 00:18:44,787
A Sauvignon Blanc.
420
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,697
What, he's gonna
ignore me now?
421
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:51,069
- That's classic.
- He'll come over.
422
00:18:51,087 --> 00:18:53,592
You know Tom.
He's just being sensitive.
423
00:18:53,627 --> 00:18:55,547
He wasn't so sensitive
he couldn't fire me.
424
00:18:55,582 --> 00:18:57,686
Chasing
after movie stars.
425
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:58,889
That's so lame.
426
00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:00,091
It's a musical.
427
00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:02,097
It's a new American musical.
428
00:19:02,115 --> 00:19:03,451
Why can't the song
be the star?
429
00:19:03,485 --> 00:19:04,904
Why can't I be the star?
430
00:19:06,159 --> 00:19:08,046
Did you guys hear
about Karen?
431
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,119
She booked a national commercial
for orange juice.
432
00:19:11,137 --> 00:19:13,141
How does she do that?
433
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:16,567
She just walks into this city
with that midwestern moon face
434
00:19:16,602 --> 00:19:18,439
and lands everything.
435
00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:22,014
- She didn't land Marilyn.
- Neither did I.
436
00:19:23,986 --> 00:19:26,292
I'm sorry.
437
00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:28,798
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, you guys.
438
00:19:28,832 --> 00:19:31,438
Ivy.
439
00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:32,641
I forgot.
440
00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:34,897
You are in
so much trouble!
441
00:19:37,354 --> 00:19:39,659
All right.
442
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:42,332
- Hi.
- Hi.
443
00:19:44,054 --> 00:19:46,560
That went well.
444
00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:49,048
Yeah.
445
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,655
I'm so sick of that chick!
446
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,076
I can't even have a drink
with my friends
447
00:19:53,111 --> 00:19:55,332
without her name coming up.
448
00:19:55,366 --> 00:19:57,403
Yeah, well, you know.
449
00:19:57,421 --> 00:20:00,378
New York can be
a pretty small town.
450
00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:01,715
Yes, I'm well aware.
451
00:20:01,749 --> 00:20:03,753
Nevertheless,
it is galling.
452
00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:05,858
And I'm so serious
about this.
453
00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:09,083
To be competing with someone
with so little experience.
454
00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:11,523
There's no logic
to show business, you know that.
455
00:20:11,557 --> 00:20:13,043
Yes, I know that.
456
00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:14,296
But does that mean
I'm supposed to like it?
457
00:20:14,331 --> 00:20:15,801
That's the world we live in.
458
00:20:15,835 --> 00:20:18,139
It doesn't matter
if you like it or not.
459
00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:20,629
That's helpful.
460
00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:22,066
Thanks, Derek.
461
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:23,436
Thank you so much
for you support.
462
00:20:23,470 --> 00:20:26,578
- I really appreciate it.
- Okay, good.
463
00:20:26,612 --> 00:20:29,752
- What are you reading?
- It's a TV pilot.
464
00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:34,765
A JD / MBA / Ph.D
who solves crimes.
465
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,187
It's riveting.
466
00:20:37,222 --> 00:20:39,477
Is there a part in it for me?
467
00:20:39,511 --> 00:20:42,150
How's your "dead hooker"?
468
00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,360
Very nice.
469
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,299
It was a little expensive,
470
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,837
but Jessica says you need
to look like, you know,
471
00:20:49,871 --> 00:20:51,657
- you're successful.
- You are successful.
472
00:20:51,693 --> 00:20:53,345
You just did
a national commercial.
473
00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:54,849
I did.
474
00:20:54,883 --> 00:20:56,887
You buy yourself
new sunglasses too?
475
00:20:56,906 --> 00:20:58,074
No.
476
00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:01,065
Marc Jacobs.
Very nice.
477
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:05,175
No.
They're Ivy's.
478
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,581
Sorry?
479
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,553
I'm sorry, what?
480
00:21:09,587 --> 00:21:12,728
No, I haven't read the post.
481
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,404
Yeah, okay.
482
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:20,414
Riedel said what?
483
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,953
Just read it to me then.
484
00:21:31,527 --> 00:21:35,819
Yeah, okay, fine.
485
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:39,128
Let's just stick
to the plan, all right?
486
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,279
- Eileen!
- You just can't go in there.
487
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,749
- The hell I can't.
- Derek... excuse me!
488
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,396
Sorry! He just barged in.
489
00:21:57,430 --> 00:21:58,733
Do you wanna call off
the chihuahua?
490
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:00,371
It's fine, Ellis.
491
00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:02,543
You're not replacing me
with Doug Hughes.
492
00:22:02,577 --> 00:22:04,782
You can't believe everything
you read in Riedel's column.
493
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,954
You know that.
He extrapolates.
494
00:22:06,972 --> 00:22:08,792
Besides which,
Doug and I are very old friends,
495
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:10,931
and we were having a perfectly
innocent dinner.
496
00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:13,270
The hell you were.
You're worse than Jerry.
497
00:22:13,304 --> 00:22:15,894
You go behind my back and put
an item in a gossip column.
498
00:22:15,928 --> 00:22:17,647
He bumped into us.
499
00:22:17,665 --> 00:22:20,422
Because he knew
you were there.
500
00:22:20,456 --> 00:22:25,184
Derek, I believe in Marilyn.
I believe in this team.
501
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:27,673
I'm not apologizing to anyone.
502
00:22:27,691 --> 00:22:29,879
Now are you in
or you out?
503
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,955
Fine.
504
00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:36,412
Get me a star!
505
00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:49,060
You okay, girl?
506
00:22:49,096 --> 00:22:51,566
Yeah, of course.
507
00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:54,675
- Just seem a little down.
- No.
508
00:22:54,709 --> 00:22:57,716
No, I'm fine.
509
00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:00,071
See you down there.
510
00:23:26,623 --> 00:23:27,959
- Songs.
- Perfect.
511
00:23:27,993 --> 00:23:29,262
She's doing a junket.
512
00:23:29,297 --> 00:23:30,799
Her flight lands
in a couple hours.
513
00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:33,339
I'll make sure she...
Gives it a listen.
514
00:23:33,357 --> 00:23:35,110
She's coming here?
515
00:23:35,145 --> 00:23:37,617
Yeah, I just wanted to make
sure the room was perfect.
516
00:23:37,651 --> 00:23:41,025
She's... particular
about certain things.
517
00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:42,663
Beautiful flowers.
518
00:23:42,697 --> 00:23:45,370
Yes, Rebecca likes
her flowers.
519
00:23:49,731 --> 00:23:52,688
What do I need to do to get
Marilyn to the top of her list?
520
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:53,875
She'll give it her
full attention
521
00:23:53,909 --> 00:23:56,230
as she does all her projects.
522
00:23:56,248 --> 00:23:59,572
But I want you to really,
really feel
523
00:23:59,591 --> 00:24:03,749
you can get behind her
doing this.
524
00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:07,776
You said we had a few hours.
525
00:24:12,773 --> 00:24:15,831
I'm looking!
526
00:24:20,142 --> 00:24:21,979
Ivy? You in there?
527
00:24:22,014 --> 00:24:24,569
Ivy!
528
00:24:24,603 --> 00:24:27,610
Are you in there?
529
00:24:39,808 --> 00:24:43,116
Ivy?
530
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:45,154
You're about to go on.
531
00:24:53,226 --> 00:24:56,883
Thank you.
Sorry.
532
00:24:56,901 --> 00:25:00,193
God.
533
00:25:00,227 --> 00:25:01,412
Hi.
534
00:25:02,732 --> 00:25:04,403
'Scuse me.
535
00:25:08,766 --> 00:25:10,752
There he is.
536
00:25:12,558 --> 00:25:15,565
- You came.
- You invited me.
537
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:17,269
Well, I'm glad you came.
538
00:25:17,287 --> 00:25:18,371
- Hi.
- Hi.
539
00:25:21,915 --> 00:25:23,752
Wha...
This is new for me.
540
00:25:23,786 --> 00:25:25,590
I know.
I know.
541
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,979
Come on, there's some people
I want you to meet.
542
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,241
Hello.
543
00:25:32,275 --> 00:25:34,112
He's one of our largest
donors.
544
00:25:36,652 --> 00:25:38,322
- # Welcome, welcome
- Pfft, pfft!
545
00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:39,825
♪ Recently deceased
546
00:25:39,844 --> 00:25:42,299
♪ be you democrat,
republican ♪
547
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,802
♪ Chorus girl or priest
548
00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,307
♪ though you closed up shop
549
00:25:45,341 --> 00:25:48,197
♪ and you're recently departed
550
00:25:48,232 --> 00:25:50,202
♪ we're afraid the final test
551
00:25:50,237 --> 00:25:53,360
♪ has only just started
552
00:25:53,378 --> 00:25:54,714
♪ but don't come to us
553
00:25:54,748 --> 00:25:56,535
♪ with your worries
and complaints ♪
554
00:25:56,553 --> 00:25:58,373
♪ save it for the doorman
555
00:25:58,391 --> 00:26:00,562
♪ who's a saint
among saints ♪
556
00:26:00,596 --> 00:26:02,734
♪ He knows your future
557
00:26:02,768 --> 00:26:05,525
♪ 'cause he's seen your past
558
00:26:05,559 --> 00:26:07,730
♪ which is why
he might be telling you ♪
559
00:26:14,549 --> 00:26:16,586
♪ When you're...
Knock, knock, knocking ♪
560
00:26:17,639 --> 00:26:19,226
Dennis.
561
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:22,200
Karen!
What are you doing here?
562
00:26:22,234 --> 00:26:24,623
- I have Ivy's sunglasses.
- Why?
563
00:26:24,657 --> 00:26:26,461
It's a long story.
They're expensive, though.
564
00:26:26,495 --> 00:26:28,449
So she's probably
worried about 'em.
565
00:26:28,467 --> 00:26:32,978
You should just leave 'em with
the assistant stage manager.
566
00:26:33,012 --> 00:26:34,799
♪ And the judgment day
is near ♪
567
00:26:34,817 --> 00:26:36,603
♪ You'll say "point me
toward the exit ♪"
568
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,574
♪ armagettin' out of here!"
569
00:26:38,609 --> 00:26:40,831
- And she is... right there.
- # 'cause when you slide down
570
00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:42,919
♪ well, you can't
come back, y'all ♪
571
00:26:42,953 --> 00:26:46,344
♪ 'Cause the higher you get,
oh! The farther the fall ♪
572
00:26:46,379 --> 00:26:48,967
♪ Was your life
a bed of roses ♪
573
00:26:49,001 --> 00:26:50,672
♪ Well, get ready
for some thorns ♪
574
00:26:50,690 --> 00:26:53,029
♪ Delivered by 'ol Beelzebub
575
00:26:53,063 --> 00:26:54,832
♪ mit pointy tail and horns
576
00:26:54,867 --> 00:26:57,489
♪ like the song that my heart
sang to my cholesterol ♪
577
00:26:57,523 --> 00:26:59,829
♪ the higher you get
578
00:26:59,863 --> 00:27:02,168
♪ The farther the fall ♪
579
00:27:02,202 --> 00:27:04,357
♪ Now I'm kickin' butt
and takin' names ♪
580
00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:06,228
♪ Higher and higher
581
00:27:06,263 --> 00:27:08,517
♪ 'cause even St. Joan
went down in flames ♪
582
00:27:08,551 --> 00:27:10,489
- # In fire, in fire
- # some hot stuff!
583
00:27:10,523 --> 00:27:13,363
♪ Napoleon waterlooed and
Genghis Khan sure hit a slump ♪
584
00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:16,087
♪ I might say
"you're fired" ♪
585
00:27:16,121 --> 00:27:17,841
♪ When you have expired,
Donald Trump! ♪
586
00:27:17,876 --> 00:27:20,013
♪ VIPs don't wanna hear it
587
00:27:20,047 --> 00:27:22,102
♪ that they might not
get inside ♪
588
00:27:22,136 --> 00:27:25,945
♪ But camels through a needle?
Here's the key ♪
589
00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,599
♪ And to all those
poor in spirit ♪
590
00:27:27,617 --> 00:27:29,604
♪ Well the doors
are open wide ♪
591
00:27:29,622 --> 00:27:33,781
♪ Go right on in
and have a drink on me ♪
592
00:27:33,799 --> 00:27:35,218
Last call!
593
00:27:36,305 --> 00:27:38,961
Damn it!
594
00:27:41,987 --> 00:27:45,979
♪ Will not get
a whack at the crack of doom ♪
595
00:27:49,004 --> 00:27:51,961
- Get off the freakin' stage!
- I'm getting off.
596
00:27:51,995 --> 00:27:56,389
♪ The farther you...
Fall ♪
597
00:27:59,563 --> 00:28:01,686
Ivy, Ivy, wait!
598
00:28:01,704 --> 00:28:03,642
You have got
to be kidding me.
599
00:28:03,676 --> 00:28:05,997
- Are you okay?
- You saw that?
600
00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:08,888
Of course you were right there
to see everything.
601
00:28:08,923 --> 00:28:11,478
- Did you enjoy it?
- No, of course not.
602
00:28:11,512 --> 00:28:12,881
Of course not.
603
00:28:12,899 --> 00:28:14,569
Wait, I have your sunglasses.
604
00:28:16,943 --> 00:28:19,231
You're returning
my sunglasses?
605
00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:22,205
You know what I did
when I found your sunglasses?
606
00:28:22,239 --> 00:28:23,742
I threw them out.
607
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,881
- Whatever.
- You're nothing special!
608
00:28:25,915 --> 00:28:28,020
There are thousands of girls
just like you...
609
00:28:28,054 --> 00:28:30,559
Millions of girls
just like you!
610
00:28:30,593 --> 00:28:32,197
And you think this'll
never happen to you?
611
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:34,269
This was supposed to be
my time.
612
00:28:34,287 --> 00:28:37,109
It is your time.
You're on Broadway.
613
00:28:37,127 --> 00:28:38,546
You're Marilyn Monroe.
614
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:40,117
I was Marilyn for,
like, five seconds.
615
00:28:40,135 --> 00:28:41,587
But I never even got to
do her even once,
616
00:28:41,621 --> 00:28:42,974
so maybe you should stop
complaining
617
00:28:43,009 --> 00:28:44,762
about how lousy your life is.
618
00:28:44,796 --> 00:28:46,800
You were weak!
You were naive!
619
00:28:46,818 --> 00:28:49,441
You didn't want it enough!
You didn't fight hard enough!
620
00:28:49,475 --> 00:28:52,247
You didn't put enough
on the line.
621
00:28:52,282 --> 00:28:53,835
Yeah, okay.
622
00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:55,790
I didn't sleep with Derek.
You're right.
623
00:28:55,824 --> 00:28:57,461
I didn't do that.
624
00:28:57,495 --> 00:28:59,600
But trust me, it wasn't
because he didn't ask.
625
00:28:59,634 --> 00:29:02,307
You weren't the first choice.
626
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,899
Sorry.
627
00:29:07,404 --> 00:29:09,190
Please.
628
00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:12,666
My mother said worse things than
that regularly at Sunday dinner.
629
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:15,723
School nights too.
630
00:29:15,758 --> 00:29:18,063
You really are naive.
631
00:29:18,098 --> 00:29:21,238
Ivy, where are you...
632
00:29:21,272 --> 00:29:23,577
Excuse me.
Ivy.
633
00:29:23,611 --> 00:29:25,048
It's important
that we're not
634
00:29:25,082 --> 00:29:27,203
just a minority
in our own party.
635
00:29:27,237 --> 00:29:30,043
We need to be actively
putting forward candidates
636
00:29:30,077 --> 00:29:31,246
for public office,
637
00:29:31,264 --> 00:29:33,719
and that's why I am proud...
638
00:29:33,753 --> 00:29:37,863
To introduce my friend
and ex-roommate...
639
00:29:37,897 --> 00:29:41,406
Gary Knowles,
the Republican candidate
640
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,277
for the U.S. House
of Representatives,
641
00:29:43,295 --> 00:29:46,969
14th District.
Gary!
642
00:29:47,004 --> 00:29:48,256
Thanks.
643
00:29:49,811 --> 00:29:52,684
Neatest roommate I ever had.
644
00:29:59,035 --> 00:30:00,837
Dad's here.
645
00:30:00,873 --> 00:30:02,960
He's here?
646
00:30:02,994 --> 00:30:06,352
I talked to him, mom.
He told me that you told him.
647
00:30:06,386 --> 00:30:09,142
- What did he say?
- What do you think he said?
648
00:30:09,176 --> 00:30:11,649
Why did you tell him?
We were fine.
649
00:30:11,683 --> 00:30:14,155
I knew. You said it was done
and we were fine.
650
00:30:14,189 --> 00:30:15,325
It is done.
It's over.
651
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:16,545
It'll never happen again.
652
00:30:16,579 --> 00:30:17,998
Too late, mom.
He's leaving.
653
00:30:18,032 --> 00:30:21,540
- What?
- He's packing up and leaving.
654
00:30:22,711 --> 00:30:24,213
Frank, no.
655
00:30:24,231 --> 00:30:26,051
No, come on.
Come on, don't.
656
00:30:26,069 --> 00:30:27,405
We're still a family.
657
00:30:27,439 --> 00:30:29,911
Okay, I made a terrible,
terrible mistake.
658
00:30:29,946 --> 00:30:32,568
But that doesn't mean that...
Frank, hold on a second!
659
00:30:32,586 --> 00:30:34,423
For heaven's sake!
Just stop it!
660
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:36,043
We have to talk about this!
661
00:30:36,077 --> 00:30:38,550
Okay, let's talk.
Tell me the whole story.
662
00:30:38,584 --> 00:30:42,560
Tell me about when it started.
Tell me how long it went on.
663
00:30:42,594 --> 00:30:44,365
- I...
- Tell me about before!
664
00:30:44,399 --> 00:30:45,634
- Before?
- Yeah, before.
665
00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:48,609
About how it happened...
Before.
666
00:30:55,010 --> 00:30:56,963
Leo, your father and I
need some privacy.
667
00:30:56,981 --> 00:30:58,601
No, you don't get to decide
how this goes.
668
00:30:58,635 --> 00:31:01,776
Whatever you thought before
was wrong.
669
00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:04,282
You thought that this
would be okay.
670
00:31:04,316 --> 00:31:06,287
You thought that cheating
is nothing.
671
00:31:06,321 --> 00:31:07,824
You thought,
"he'll never find out."
672
00:31:07,842 --> 00:31:09,327
You thought,
"he'll forgive me."
673
00:31:09,346 --> 00:31:10,998
You thought,
"it doesn't mean anything."
674
00:31:11,016 --> 00:31:12,352
Don't... please don't tell me
what I think.
675
00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:13,505
And please, please,
please don't go.
676
00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,644
- We need...
- Don't go, dad.
677
00:31:15,678 --> 00:31:17,181
Please.
678
00:31:17,199 --> 00:31:19,203
Don't go!
679
00:31:30,382 --> 00:31:31,818
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
Can I steal him?
680
00:31:31,853 --> 00:31:32,988
Sorry.
Excuse me.
681
00:31:33,022 --> 00:31:35,360
- Sorry.
- What's going on?
682
00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:38,084
Ivy flubbed a number
at Heaven on earth.
683
00:31:38,119 --> 00:31:40,006
She had been drinking,
they think.
684
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,376
I have to get down there.
685
00:31:41,410 --> 00:31:42,578
Some people wanted
their money back.
686
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:44,082
They don't know
where Ivy is.
687
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,756
- It's a mess.
- But they can handle it.
688
00:31:46,774 --> 00:31:48,393
Excuse me?
689
00:31:48,427 --> 00:31:50,866
I mean, you have people
who are handling it.
690
00:31:50,901 --> 00:31:54,543
It's not...
Yes, they can.
691
00:31:54,577 --> 00:31:57,617
- But Ivy...
- Ivy is an adult.
692
00:31:57,635 --> 00:32:01,961
You're turning her into a child
by always being there.
693
00:32:01,979 --> 00:32:03,766
You are right.
What can I say?
694
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,654
You're right.
695
00:32:05,688 --> 00:32:08,644
And I like you so much, John.
And I don't like Republicans,
696
00:32:08,662 --> 00:32:10,449
but I do like you.
But I can't stay here.
697
00:32:10,483 --> 00:32:12,822
I do have to go
and take care of Ivy.
698
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,760
I don't care
if I'm infantilizing her.
699
00:32:14,795 --> 00:32:16,264
It's just who I am.
700
00:32:16,298 --> 00:32:17,835
And I'm sorry,
701
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,675
because I like you so much.
702
00:32:20,693 --> 00:32:22,614
I really, really do.
703
00:32:22,648 --> 00:32:24,317
Even though
I don't like Republicans.
704
00:32:24,352 --> 00:32:26,323
Sorry.
But I do like you.
705
00:32:26,357 --> 00:32:28,829
Sorry.
706
00:32:36,884 --> 00:32:38,236
Got any money?
707
00:32:38,271 --> 00:32:40,358
Yeah. Of course.
708
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:43,366
Can I borrow a 20?
709
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,755
Ivy, I'm not
giving you money.
710
00:32:45,789 --> 00:32:48,880
Look. You feel bad.
711
00:32:48,914 --> 00:32:52,923
You wanna be nice to me?
712
00:32:52,941 --> 00:32:56,383
- Sort of.
- Then give me a 20.
713
00:33:09,984 --> 00:33:11,804
Have you heard from her?
714
00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:13,977
She just texted me.
715
00:33:13,995 --> 00:33:16,984
She's okay,
she's with Karen.
716
00:33:17,002 --> 00:33:19,791
Karen?
She hates her.
717
00:33:19,826 --> 00:33:21,462
I didn't get into it.
718
00:33:21,496 --> 00:33:22,999
I think she just needs
some space.
719
00:33:23,017 --> 00:33:25,172
You know she's an adult.
720
00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:29,015
We should probably stop acting
like we're her parents.
721
00:33:31,155 --> 00:33:33,209
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
722
00:33:36,585 --> 00:33:39,708
What's so funny?
723
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,647
"Start your day
with morning Ray OJ
724
00:33:41,681 --> 00:33:43,551
and let everything else
fall into place."
725
00:33:43,569 --> 00:33:45,055
What is that?
726
00:33:45,073 --> 00:33:47,077
That orange juice commercial
I shot.
727
00:33:47,111 --> 00:33:50,252
The one
you beat me out on?
728
00:33:50,286 --> 00:33:51,756
What was that line?
729
00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:53,409
"Start your day
with morning Ray OJ...
730
00:33:53,427 --> 00:33:55,749
And let everything else
fall into place."
731
00:33:57,254 --> 00:33:58,556
That's so stupid.
732
00:33:58,590 --> 00:34:00,594
God,
it was so stupid.
733
00:34:00,612 --> 00:34:03,434
- I love this guy.
- You do?
734
00:34:03,452 --> 00:34:05,123
Yeah, he's awesome.
735
00:34:05,157 --> 00:34:07,111
He has these little dolls
that dance on the keyboard.
736
00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:09,417
I see.
She likes the crazy people.
737
00:34:09,451 --> 00:34:11,121
Of course she does.
738
00:34:11,139 --> 00:34:12,893
Aren't they hilarious?
739
00:34:12,927 --> 00:34:15,465
You're drunk.
740
00:34:15,483 --> 00:34:19,276
And you aren't?
741
00:34:19,310 --> 00:34:24,839
♪ Life's too short to be sittin'
'round miserable ♪
742
00:34:24,874 --> 00:34:28,349
♪ And people gonna talk
whether you doing bad or good ♪
743
00:34:30,053 --> 00:34:34,129
♪ got a drink on my mind
and my mind on my money ♪
744
00:34:34,164 --> 00:34:36,853
♪lookin' so bomb ♪
745
00:34:36,871 --> 00:34:39,827
♪ Gonna find me a honey
746
00:34:41,248 --> 00:34:44,538
- What are you doing?
- You're right.
747
00:34:44,556 --> 00:34:47,513
You're the one who owes
Broadway a number tonight.
748
00:34:47,547 --> 00:34:49,368
Come on.
Give the goods.
749
00:34:49,403 --> 00:34:52,025
Okay.
750
00:34:52,059 --> 00:34:55,333
♪ Got my Ray-bans on, and I'm
feelin' hella cool tonight ♪
751
00:34:55,368 --> 00:34:57,840
♪ Yeah,
yeah, hella cool, yeah ♪
752
00:34:57,874 --> 00:35:01,415
♪ Everybody's vibin' so don't
nobody start a fight ♪
753
00:35:03,605 --> 00:35:06,077
♪ cheers to the freakin'
weekend ♪
754
00:35:06,112 --> 00:35:09,268
♪ I drink to that,
yeah-e-yeah ♪
755
00:35:09,286 --> 00:35:12,076
♪ Oh, let the Jameson sink in
756
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,782
♪ I drink to that,
yeah-e-yeah ♪
757
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,639
♪ Don't let the bastards
get ya down ♪
758
00:35:17,674 --> 00:35:20,430
♪ Turn it around
with another round ♪
759
00:35:20,465 --> 00:35:24,156
♪ There's a party at the bar,
everybody put your glasses up ♪
760
00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:27,498
♪ And I drink to that
761
00:35:29,287 --> 00:35:35,519
♪ I drink to that
762
00:35:35,553 --> 00:35:39,445
♪ 'bout to hop on the bar,
put it all on my card tonight ♪
763
00:35:41,368 --> 00:35:42,837
♪ Might be mad
in the morning ♪
764
00:35:42,871 --> 00:35:44,524
♪ But you know we goin'
hard tonight ♪
765
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,496
♪ Goin' hard tonight
766
00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:49,035
♪ it's going Coyote Ugly
up in here ♪
767
00:35:49,053 --> 00:35:50,507
♪ No Tyra
768
00:35:52,395 --> 00:35:57,524
♪ it's only up from here
no downward spiral ♪
769
00:35:57,558 --> 00:36:00,899
♪ Got my Ray-bans on, and I'm
feelin' hella cool tonight ♪
770
00:36:00,917 --> 00:36:03,238
♪ Yeah,
feelin' hella cool, yeah ♪
771
00:36:03,256 --> 00:36:06,848
♪ Everybody's vibin' so don't
nobody start a fight ♪
772
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,393
♪ cheers to the freakin'
weekend ♪
773
00:36:11,427 --> 00:36:14,533
♪ I drink to that ♪
774
00:36:14,568 --> 00:36:17,374
♪ Oh,
let the Jameson sink in ♪
775
00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:20,081
♪ I drink to that ♪
776
00:36:20,115 --> 00:36:22,954
♪ Don't let the bastards
get ya down ♪
777
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,729
♪ Turn it around
with another round ♪
778
00:36:25,763 --> 00:36:29,488
♪ There's a party at the bar,
everybody put your glasses up ♪
779
00:36:29,522 --> 00:36:32,111
♪ Put your glasses up
780
00:36:32,145 --> 00:36:35,453
♪ those glasses up
781
00:36:35,488 --> 00:36:39,346
♪ I drink to that
782
00:36:39,381 --> 00:36:40,599
♪ I drink to that
783
00:36:40,634 --> 00:36:45,862
♪ I drink to that
784
00:36:45,897 --> 00:36:50,492
♪ and I drink to that
785
00:37:14,140 --> 00:37:17,012
Want me to make you
some tea or anything?
786
00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:18,867
No, I'm fine.
787
00:37:18,901 --> 00:37:22,443
I don't mind.
788
00:37:24,215 --> 00:37:28,458
We're not best friends
now, okay?
789
00:37:28,493 --> 00:37:31,215
- I know.
- Good.
790
00:37:40,072 --> 00:37:42,293
Night...
791
00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:50,196
God.
It's 5:00 A.M.
792
00:37:50,231 --> 00:37:52,034
I haven't been up all night
793
00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:56,245
since I camped out
for Rent tickets in 1996.
794
00:37:57,616 --> 00:37:59,436
I haven't been out all night
795
00:37:59,470 --> 00:38:03,263
since the bruins won
the Stanley Cup!
796
00:38:03,297 --> 00:38:04,934
What's a bruin?
797
00:38:04,968 --> 00:38:07,824
It is a bear.
798
00:38:10,665 --> 00:38:14,124
The animal.
799
00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:15,460
Let me.
I got it.
800
00:38:15,494 --> 00:38:17,332
Let me.
801
00:38:18,669 --> 00:38:20,506
Finally she texts me.
802
00:38:20,524 --> 00:38:25,518
I was beginning to think
she loved you more than me.
803
00:38:28,193 --> 00:38:31,718
- What is it?
- Not her.
804
00:38:31,753 --> 00:38:36,012
It's someone
I've been seeing.
805
00:38:36,046 --> 00:38:37,900
Seeing,
806
00:38:37,934 --> 00:38:40,556
Well, then maybe
we should go Dutch.
807
00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:46,623
I'm kidding.
It's on me.
808
00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:51,100
Someone you been seeing.
809
00:38:53,107 --> 00:38:55,779
So Derek never intended
to leave Marilyn.
810
00:38:55,814 --> 00:38:58,870
Wait.
Wait, he was moving on.
811
00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:01,778
And you let me be the one
to scare him back in line.
812
00:39:01,812 --> 00:39:04,418
You make it sound so devious.
813
00:39:04,452 --> 00:39:06,756
I'll let you get away with it
just this once, Eileen.
814
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:09,848
- But you owe me dinner.
- Thanks, sweetheart.
815
00:39:11,487 --> 00:39:13,975
Ellis, would you cover
the office for me, please?
816
00:39:13,993 --> 00:39:15,629
I'm going out for a minute.
817
00:39:15,663 --> 00:39:18,453
I'd actually rather not
answer phones any more.
818
00:39:20,342 --> 00:39:21,795
Really?
819
00:39:21,829 --> 00:39:25,019
And what would you
rather do for me?
820
00:39:25,054 --> 00:39:26,440
Coproducing.
821
00:39:26,475 --> 00:39:28,345
That's cheeky.
822
00:39:28,363 --> 00:39:29,782
I've been talking
to her manager.
823
00:39:29,816 --> 00:39:32,372
Rebecca Duvall
wants to play Marilyn.
824
00:39:32,406 --> 00:39:34,861
We spoke to CAA earlier
in the week,
825
00:39:34,879 --> 00:39:36,665
and, uh,
she's unavailable.
826
00:39:36,699 --> 00:39:39,540
Her agents are going to call
you on this phone in one minute,
827
00:39:39,558 --> 00:39:42,832
and if we land her,
I want a coproducing credit.
828
00:39:45,739 --> 00:39:48,330
She's early.
829
00:39:50,368 --> 00:39:53,007
Are you gonna negotiate
her contract?
830
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,881
Are you going to sell her
to the investors?
831
00:39:55,916 --> 00:39:59,056
Are you going to address
her creative concerns?
832
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:02,431
You know, there's more to
producing than casting, Ellis.
833
00:40:02,449 --> 00:40:04,570
And we're not going
to begin the process
834
00:40:04,604 --> 00:40:07,477
until you answer that phone.
835
00:40:11,972 --> 00:40:14,812
Eileen Rand's office.
836
00:40:17,102 --> 00:40:19,491
CAA on one.
837
00:40:25,373 --> 00:40:27,494
Michael.
838
00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,599
What...
839
00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,104
Thanks for meeting me.
840
00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:32,807
Out here?
841
00:40:35,031 --> 00:40:37,820
What happened to your face?
842
00:40:37,854 --> 00:40:39,542
You didn't hear?
843
00:40:39,576 --> 00:40:42,048
Frank threw a punch at me.
844
00:40:43,703 --> 00:40:46,225
Well, he didn't
just throw it.
845
00:40:46,259 --> 00:40:48,682
No.
846
00:40:52,743 --> 00:40:55,231
Is your family okay?
847
00:40:55,249 --> 00:40:57,203
Your wife, does she...
848
00:40:57,237 --> 00:41:00,395
She... she doesn't know.
849
00:41:00,429 --> 00:41:04,137
That's good.
850
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:10,536
- I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize to me.
851
00:41:10,571 --> 00:41:11,773
It was me.
I...
852
00:41:11,791 --> 00:41:13,711
No, I shouldn't have...
853
00:41:13,746 --> 00:41:15,282
- I shouldn't have...
- I'm serious.
854
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:18,122
Don't apologize.
855
00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:21,731
What we did,
we did together.
856
00:41:21,766 --> 00:41:25,608
And it exploded my whole life.
857
00:41:25,642 --> 00:41:27,449
Like a bombshell.
858
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:34,547
But I'm not letting anyone say
that it was not my fault.
859
00:42:07,632 --> 00:42:10,773
I like it.
860
00:42:10,807 --> 00:42:13,429
Did you hear me?
861
00:42:13,447 --> 00:42:15,119
I really like it.
862
00:42:18,159 --> 00:42:20,948
It's a good title.
863
00:42:20,982 --> 00:42:24,056
Bombshell.
864
00:42:24,090 --> 00:42:27,966
Bombshell.
865
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,156
I like it.