1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,495 Previously on Smash. 2 00:00:05,297 --> 00:00:08,441 It was idealistic the fact that we could do this without a star. 3 00:00:09,274 --> 00:00:11,453 You know you can came back to heaven on earth. 4 00:00:11,703 --> 00:00:12,888 But I'm a brighter star. 5 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:14,244 Marilyn is not 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:16,892 some sweet little game nails fantasy! 7 00:00:17,665 --> 00:00:20,035 You really are the straightest chorus boy I've ever met. 8 00:00:20,285 --> 00:00:22,398 - You think I'm straight? - You're not straight? 9 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:25,502 - I did want to tell you... - I'm fired. 10 00:00:25,752 --> 00:00:26,985 We're talking to a new songwriter, 11 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,613 and Tom and Julia cannot know. 12 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:33,210 ♪ Come on and love me 13 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:34,576 What was this? 14 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,379 It's a dirty business. 15 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,418 - Your first impression. - Girl next door. 16 00:00:42,769 --> 00:00:44,669 Okay... 17 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,025 Slut. 18 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:49,210 What? 19 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:50,884 You look great in both. 20 00:00:51,278 --> 00:00:53,047 What are all these things you're doing today, anyway? 21 00:00:53,297 --> 00:00:54,748 Well, I can't just sit around 22 00:00:54,998 --> 00:00:56,533 and wait for Marilyn to happen, so I have that audition, 23 00:00:56,783 --> 00:00:58,702 and then I'm gonna go by Orlin to see if I can 24 00:00:58,952 --> 00:01:00,728 pick up some shifts from Lianne. 25 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,088 Hard-working girl... 26 00:01:09,146 --> 00:01:10,696 Where are you going? 27 00:01:11,098 --> 00:01:13,717 I have an audition. 28 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:16,018 It's ready. 29 00:01:18,822 --> 00:01:21,075 Sorry, dad. 30 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,894 Sorry. So sorry. 31 00:01:24,144 --> 00:01:26,396 Julia, the adoption papers, where are they? 32 00:01:26,646 --> 00:01:28,532 By the bed. Love you. Bye. 33 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,401 I've called, emailed, texted Ivy. 34 00:01:31,651 --> 00:01:32,620 Nothing. 35 00:01:32,870 --> 00:01:34,088 I'm sure she's fine. 36 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:37,473 Sometimes people need to be by themselves. 37 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,927 You have to rush? 38 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:41,712 I'm sorry, I do. 39 00:01:41,962 --> 00:01:44,048 I've got a full morning of case work, 40 00:01:44,298 --> 00:01:46,398 and then I've got court this afternoon. 41 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,418 - How 'bout tonight? - Still working. 44 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,310 Well, I'm getting together with a friend. 45 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,344 A friend? 46 00:02:00,564 --> 00:02:01,982 I'm going to a benefit for a friend. 47 00:02:02,232 --> 00:02:04,500 - It's a friend from college. - Great. Can I come? 48 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,154 It's not your kind of thing. It's political. 49 00:02:07,404 --> 00:02:08,939 But you came to my workshop, 50 00:02:09,189 --> 00:02:10,440 and I'm excellent arm candy. 51 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:12,275 I... I can look very dashing. 52 00:02:12,525 --> 00:02:14,551 And the things those Republicans are doing, 53 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,163 I mean, it's just despicable. 54 00:02:16,413 --> 00:02:17,498 Especially with the arts. 55 00:02:17,748 --> 00:02:19,181 It's a republican fundraiser. 56 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,240 You mean... 57 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,591 I'm a republican. 58 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,428 And I have all these back problems 59 00:02:57,871 --> 00:02:59,039 because I'm getting old, you know. 60 00:02:59,289 --> 00:03:00,874 Or your chiropractor isn't 61 00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:02,433 as good as you think. 62 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:03,727 My guy is amazing. 63 00:03:03,977 --> 00:03:05,462 I'll get you his number. 64 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,664 Or your back doesn't hurt 65 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,883 because you're on so many drugs. 66 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:11,185 What is all this? 67 00:03:11,435 --> 00:03:13,187 When I started the prednisone, 68 00:03:13,437 --> 00:03:15,338 I couldn't sleep, so my doctor put me on Ambien. 69 00:03:15,588 --> 00:03:17,307 Plus the Klonopin for the anxiety. 70 00:03:17,557 --> 00:03:19,009 But then I was totally doped up, 71 00:03:19,259 --> 00:03:20,527 so then he put me on Lorazepam and... 72 00:03:20,777 --> 00:03:23,397 I don't know, some new stuff. 73 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,483 And stuff? 74 00:03:26,733 --> 00:03:28,369 Don't you judge me. 75 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,738 Listen, I've been pretty anxious lately, 76 00:03:30,988 --> 00:03:32,629 and not without good reason. 77 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,042 I worked my ass off on that workshop. 78 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,574 And now I'm back in Heaven on earth for... 79 00:03:37,824 --> 00:03:39,196 - probably forever. - Ivy. 80 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,472 I'm not judging, okay? Just... 81 00:03:41,915 --> 00:03:43,282 Just be careful. 82 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,672 Here's his number. 83 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,510 Anna Paquin... 84 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:57,264 Chelsea Wood, Anna Faris, Rebecca Duvall... 85 00:03:57,514 --> 00:03:59,549 Kate Winslet. 86 00:03:59,799 --> 00:04:02,352 I'm hearing a lot of pipe dreams. Kate Winslet? 87 00:04:02,602 --> 00:04:04,188 You never know until you try. 88 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,856 That's sweet. 89 00:04:06,106 --> 00:04:07,374 What, you're a producer now, Ellis? 90 00:04:07,624 --> 00:04:09,059 If you're going for a star, 91 00:04:09,309 --> 00:04:10,594 it's part of the process, Derek. 92 00:04:10,844 --> 00:04:12,395 Yeah, well, as we all know, going for a star 93 00:04:12,645 --> 00:04:14,630 isn't the first thing I'd do to save this. 94 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,750 Me neither. I hate chasing movie stars. 95 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,902 Good, so there's actually one thing 96 00:04:19,152 --> 00:04:20,370 you can all agree on. 97 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:24,291 Derek, we have a meeting at CAA in 20 minutes. 98 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:25,891 - Tom, Julia... - What? 99 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:26,960 That title. 100 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,059 Okay. 101 00:04:35,802 --> 00:04:37,254 All right, what's the problem? What is the problem? 102 00:04:37,504 --> 00:04:39,473 The problem is what it's always been... 103 00:04:39,723 --> 00:04:41,091 The show isn't ready. 104 00:04:41,341 --> 00:04:42,976 Derek, you had a fight with your collaborators 105 00:04:43,226 --> 00:04:44,728 and you lost... Get over it. 106 00:04:44,978 --> 00:04:47,147 What I had was a perfectly good idea 107 00:04:47,397 --> 00:04:48,499 for the development of this musical, 108 00:04:48,749 --> 00:04:50,117 which they didn't like... Fair enough. 109 00:04:50,367 --> 00:04:52,418 But I'm gonna need one or two things in return. 110 00:04:52,668 --> 00:04:53,821 Such as? 111 00:04:54,071 --> 00:04:56,773 I'm not chasing stars until I see a finished script. 112 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,493 In fact, you know what, I'm not going to do anything 113 00:04:59,743 --> 00:05:00,777 until I see a finished script. 114 00:05:01,027 --> 00:05:02,636 And when I see a finished script, 115 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,447 I will agree to give notes. 116 00:05:04,697 --> 00:05:06,890 And then in one year we'll do a second workshop. 117 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,302 In a year? 118 00:05:08,552 --> 00:05:09,787 I've got people chasing me, Eileen. 119 00:05:10,037 --> 00:05:10,788 I'm not gonna just sit around 120 00:05:11,038 --> 00:05:12,306 and hope for the best. 121 00:05:12,556 --> 00:05:14,064 Whether or not you're willing to admit it, 122 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,675 Tom and Julia need the time. 123 00:05:29,673 --> 00:05:31,290 - Ellis... - Yes? 124 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,827 Get me Doug Hughes. 125 00:05:34,077 --> 00:05:35,379 The director? 126 00:05:35,629 --> 00:05:37,629 Yes, the director. 127 00:05:44,121 --> 00:05:45,221 Hi. 128 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,158 Hi, I'm Ivy Lynn. 129 00:05:48,408 --> 00:05:50,627 - You were booked for 10:00. - I know. I'm sorry. 130 00:05:50,877 --> 00:05:53,046 I... I got stuck in the subway. Are they still going? 131 00:05:53,296 --> 00:05:54,646 Yes, but they're finishing up. 132 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,300 Okay, thank you. 133 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,019 - Hi. - Hi. 134 00:05:59,269 --> 00:06:00,527 We just keep running into each other, don't we? 135 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:01,838 Yeah, we really do. 136 00:06:02,088 --> 00:06:03,173 Break a leg. 137 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,425 She was perfect. 138 00:06:14,601 --> 00:06:16,752 SMASH S01 Ep09 - Hell on Earth 139 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:21,370 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com 140 00:06:25,922 --> 00:06:27,639 I tell people you cannot cover chefs and maybe in a few weeks 141 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:29,264 you can ask him to put you on the schedule officially. 142 00:06:29,708 --> 00:06:30,653 Perfect. 143 00:06:30,903 --> 00:06:32,288 What happened with the Marilyn workshop? 144 00:06:32,538 --> 00:06:35,206 You know, it's sort of... I don't know. 145 00:06:35,855 --> 00:06:36,735 In that "nothing's happening", 146 00:06:36,985 --> 00:06:38,501 "but anything could happen" kind of place? 147 00:06:38,751 --> 00:06:39,786 Exactly. 148 00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:41,360 Sometimes they stay there forever. 149 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,322 I'm sorry. 150 00:06:43,572 --> 00:06:46,472 Hello? What? 151 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:48,726 Yes. 152 00:06:50,630 --> 00:06:52,130 Okay! 153 00:06:52,765 --> 00:06:54,540 Okay. Okay. 154 00:06:55,084 --> 00:06:57,835 I... I got it. 155 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,472 I got it. My God! 156 00:06:59,722 --> 00:07:01,524 - My God, that's great! - Yes! 157 00:07:01,774 --> 00:07:04,925 - Wait, what did you get? - An orange juice commercial. 158 00:07:05,778 --> 00:07:08,095 Good for you! 159 00:07:08,564 --> 00:07:11,265 My gosh. I've gotta go call Dev! 160 00:07:12,118 --> 00:07:13,753 Deal breaker. 161 00:07:14,003 --> 00:07:16,188 Marilyn played fast and loose with her contacts, 162 00:07:16,438 --> 00:07:18,491 but that's not really a good title, Tom. 163 00:07:18,741 --> 00:07:22,359 No, I mean John is a republican. That's a deal breaker. 164 00:07:22,795 --> 00:07:27,366 American star. American icon. 165 00:07:27,616 --> 00:07:28,418 Yech! Eww! 166 00:07:28,668 --> 00:07:30,200 Yeah, that's bad. 167 00:07:30,970 --> 00:07:32,055 I should have known. 168 00:07:32,305 --> 00:07:33,923 The suits. The closely cropped hair. 169 00:07:34,173 --> 00:07:36,331 - He's pretty dreamy. - I know! 170 00:07:37,143 --> 00:07:38,594 You're being too hard on him. 171 00:07:38,844 --> 00:07:40,063 I thought you weren't that political. 172 00:07:40,313 --> 00:07:41,898 I thought you were. 173 00:07:42,148 --> 00:07:43,566 Everyone has their faults. 174 00:07:43,816 --> 00:07:48,236 You should give him a chance. 175 00:07:50,472 --> 00:07:51,741 Have you heard from Michael? 176 00:07:51,991 --> 00:07:55,545 No. That's over, thank God. 177 00:07:55,795 --> 00:07:57,213 I don't know what I was thinking. 178 00:07:57,463 --> 00:07:58,681 Did you ever talk to Leo about it? 179 00:07:58,931 --> 00:08:00,065 Are you kidding? 180 00:08:00,315 --> 00:08:02,251 We both avoided it like the plague. 181 00:08:02,501 --> 00:08:04,036 I just thank God every day 182 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:07,288 that that insanity is over. 183 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,794 ♪ Welcome, welcome 184 00:08:12,044 --> 00:08:13,379 ♪ recently deceased 185 00:08:13,629 --> 00:08:15,798 ♪ be you democrat, republican ♪ 186 00:08:16,048 --> 00:08:17,300 ♪ Chorus girl or priest 187 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:18,801 ♪ though you closed up shop 188 00:08:19,051 --> 00:08:21,794 ♪ and you're recently departed ♪ 189 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,756 ♪ We're afraid the final test 190 00:08:24,006 --> 00:08:25,339 ♪ has only just started 191 00:08:26,175 --> 00:08:27,944 ♪ but don't come to us 192 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,062 ♪ with your worries and complaints ♪ 193 00:08:30,312 --> 00:08:31,898 ♪ Save it for the doorman 194 00:08:32,148 --> 00:08:33,514 ♪ who's a Saint among saints ♪ 195 00:08:34,349 --> 00:08:35,682 ♪ He knows your future 196 00:08:36,518 --> 00:08:38,070 ♪ 'cause he's seen your past 197 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,354 ♪ which is why he might be telling you ♪ 198 00:08:41,207 --> 00:08:44,025 ♪ Uhuh, not so fast 199 00:08:48,214 --> 00:08:49,749 ♪ When you're... Knock, knock, knocking ♪ 200 00:08:49,999 --> 00:08:51,667 ♪ Up on heaven's gate 201 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,636 ♪ don't you trip up or you'll slip up ♪ 202 00:08:53,886 --> 00:08:55,452 ♪ On a holy twist of fate 203 00:08:56,038 --> 00:08:59,039 ♪ as I said last night to St. Vinny Depaul ♪ 204 00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:02,751 ♪ The higher you get the farther the fall ♪ 205 00:09:03,596 --> 00:09:05,754 ♪ Now, you think that you're on top ♪ 206 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,600 ♪ How you love to wear the crown ♪ 207 00:09:07,850 --> 00:09:09,301 ♪ But don't you know that up means ♪ 208 00:09:09,551 --> 00:09:11,677 ♪ There's no place to go but down? ♪ 209 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:14,824 ♪ And it's already written on the big man's wall ♪ 210 00:09:15,074 --> 00:09:19,028 ♪ The higher you get the farther the fall ♪ 211 00:09:19,278 --> 00:09:21,447 ♪ Well, the last rites you've been given ♪ 212 00:09:21,697 --> 00:09:23,315 ♪ And you wanna cut in line 213 00:09:23,565 --> 00:09:26,986 ♪ but look out, brother, I might pull a switch ♪ 214 00:09:27,236 --> 00:09:29,172 ♪ 'Cause the things you did while livin' ♪ 215 00:09:29,422 --> 00:09:30,990 ♪ Well, they weren't all divine ♪ 216 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,826 ♪ And don't you know that karma is a... ♪ 217 00:09:34,076 --> 00:09:35,294 Well, you'll understand 218 00:09:35,544 --> 00:09:36,328 if I don't finish that last sentence. 219 00:09:36,578 --> 00:09:37,828 Thank God! 220 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,122 Eileen's pretty mad I dumped her for Jerry. 221 00:09:40,983 --> 00:09:42,885 If she walks in here and finds me, 222 00:09:43,135 --> 00:09:44,187 you know she'll kill us both. 223 00:09:44,437 --> 00:09:46,489 I only need a couple names. 224 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,507 All right. 225 00:09:48,757 --> 00:09:52,177 Well, there's Elisa Dunfrey. I knew her in film school. 226 00:09:52,427 --> 00:09:53,863 Think she works for Madonna now. 227 00:09:54,113 --> 00:09:57,700 They're not looking at Madonna. 228 00:09:57,950 --> 00:09:59,368 Mimi Brownstein. 229 00:09:59,618 --> 00:10:00,853 I think she's a WME. 230 00:10:01,103 --> 00:10:03,589 She can walk you through their client list. 231 00:10:03,839 --> 00:10:05,241 Wait, wait, wait. 232 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:06,859 Randall Jones. 233 00:10:07,109 --> 00:10:09,361 My cousin slept with his sister in high school. 234 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:12,946 And who does he work for? 235 00:10:13,782 --> 00:10:16,184 Rebecca Duvall? 236 00:10:17,837 --> 00:10:21,757 ♪ Tonight my thoughts were all of you ♪ 237 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,261 ♪ But no one else could know 238 00:10:25,511 --> 00:10:29,048 Hi! I'm home. I'm so sorry I'm late. 239 00:10:29,298 --> 00:10:33,052 Tom and I got stuck in this title idea. 240 00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:35,010 Ugh, I hate titles. ♪ Your melody... 241 00:10:35,654 --> 00:10:37,056 Either they just come 242 00:10:37,306 --> 00:10:40,776 or you're stuck... ♪ I knew I had to go 243 00:10:41,026 --> 00:10:43,896 - for months or... - ♪ And so I lied 244 00:10:44,146 --> 00:10:46,699 - years, and no one's happy. - ♪ to one I love 245 00:10:46,949 --> 00:10:50,703 ♪ to find you in the dark 246 00:10:50,953 --> 00:10:55,625 ♪ and share the bliss... 247 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,094 ♪ Of one more kiss 248 00:10:58,344 --> 00:11:01,329 ♪ upon the Brooklyn Bridge 249 00:11:02,998 --> 00:11:04,917 Wha... where did you find that? 250 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:06,752 By your side of the bed. 251 00:11:07,002 --> 00:11:09,405 Here, you sing it. 252 00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:11,423 - It's a misfire. - I think it's pretty good. 253 00:11:11,673 --> 00:11:13,442 - Here, why don't you sing it? - I'm really tired. 254 00:11:13,692 --> 00:11:14,894 Julia, wait. 255 00:11:15,144 --> 00:11:16,312 Marilyn Monroe on the Brooklyn Bridge. 256 00:11:16,562 --> 00:11:17,596 Do you wanna tell me what's going on? 257 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:19,982 - Nothing. - You liar. 258 00:11:20,232 --> 00:11:21,651 - Where's Leo? - He's not here. 259 00:11:21,901 --> 00:11:24,120 I found that thing... 260 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:26,238 - And I knew, I knew. - You don't know. 261 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:27,623 I knew enough to get the kid out of the house 262 00:11:27,873 --> 00:11:29,108 so I could find out. 263 00:11:29,358 --> 00:11:31,127 Find out what the hell is going on. 264 00:11:31,377 --> 00:11:33,661 Nothing's going on. 265 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,697 It's over. 266 00:11:48,227 --> 00:11:49,145 Is it? 267 00:11:49,395 --> 00:11:50,695 Yes. 268 00:11:52,348 --> 00:11:53,648 Yes. 269 00:11:55,417 --> 00:11:57,937 It was Michael, wasn't it? 270 00:12:02,858 --> 00:12:06,696 I thought when I saw you two at the workshop, 271 00:12:06,946 --> 00:12:08,531 but I then I thought, God, no, she wouldn't. 272 00:12:08,781 --> 00:12:11,817 She wouldn't. That's just not... even... 273 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:14,036 Possible. That's what I thought. 274 00:12:14,286 --> 00:12:16,339 - It wasn't anything. - Julia, please don't. 275 00:12:16,589 --> 00:12:18,624 I don't wanna hear all the stupid things that people say 276 00:12:18,874 --> 00:12:19,842 at moments like this. 277 00:12:20,092 --> 00:12:21,377 It was something! 278 00:12:21,627 --> 00:12:26,832 It was total betrayal of me and Leo and... 279 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,051 18 years of marriage! 280 00:12:29,301 --> 00:12:30,793 It was a betrayal of everything. 281 00:12:31,604 --> 00:12:33,462 Do not tell me it wasn't anything. 282 00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:35,691 That is just... that is disgusting that you would say that. 283 00:12:35,941 --> 00:12:38,144 - That's disgusting. - I'm sorry. 284 00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:39,511 I mean it. I'm so, so sorry. 285 00:12:39,761 --> 00:12:41,680 Sorry is so... Sorry is not good enough. 286 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,348 Frank, I don't know what else to say. 287 00:12:43,598 --> 00:12:45,067 I didn't want it to happen. It was an accident. 288 00:12:45,317 --> 00:12:47,069 - It happened. - An accident. 289 00:12:47,319 --> 00:12:48,237 Please, I don't know how to talk about this. 290 00:12:48,487 --> 00:12:49,855 - Neither do I. - Okay, okay. 291 00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:52,490 What... Okay, okay. 292 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,334 - Here. Come on in. - This is so weird. 293 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,036 You'll get used to it. It's fine. 294 00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:25,537 Jason. Jason, I got Karen. 295 00:13:25,787 --> 00:13:27,256 Hi, Karen, hi. You look fantastic. 296 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:28,674 Really? I feel like a frog. 297 00:13:28,924 --> 00:13:30,509 Let's get started. First line. 298 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:32,895 Okay, "you have a lot of choices in the morning" 299 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:36,108 from what... From what you're gonna wear." 300 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,944 - There is your closet. - Okay. It's empty. 301 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:40,988 The clothes appear and disappear. 302 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,905 We CGI that. Lots of choices. 303 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,723 Y-y-you're overwhelmed by your choices. 304 00:13:44,973 --> 00:13:46,692 - You turn away from the closet. - This way? 305 00:13:46,942 --> 00:13:49,779 To the mirror, and say... 306 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,498 "To how you'll wear your hair." 307 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,116 Pigtails, ponytail, pixie. 308 00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:56,252 - Okay, so you CGI. - Yeah, we CGI that on you. 309 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,213 So you're watching yourself in the mirror for how many seconds? 310 00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,538 - Six seconds. - Six seconds 311 00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:01,675 - while that happens. - Okay, follow me. 312 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,592 - No, right now. - Then your line. 313 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,096 "So it's nice when there's no choice." 314 00:14:06,495 --> 00:14:08,413 And you go to the refrigerator and open it. 315 00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:10,599 - This side. - Right. 316 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,584 Where there's just one carton of orange juice. 317 00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:13,919 It's the only thing you keep in your fridge 318 00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:15,604 - because you love it so much. - Okay. 319 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,608 And then you pour. 320 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,290 Pouring. 321 00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:24,907 And your line. 322 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,782 "Start your day with morning Ray OJ 323 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,118 and let everything else fall into place." 324 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,818 Sunglasses. 325 00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,241 Perfect! You got that? 326 00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:36,775 Yeah. It doesn't seem too hard. 327 00:14:37,025 --> 00:14:39,588 Just wait till you've done it 200 times. 328 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,175 Don't drink that... 329 00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:52,308 It's your 15th shot here, though, right? 330 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,625 Michael! 331 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,270 Frank, hey. 332 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:58,597 I'll see you guys. 333 00:14:58,847 --> 00:15:01,360 No, Julia's not here. She's at home with Leo. 334 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:05,437 - Yeah? - Yeah. 335 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:08,473 Well, It's great to see you. 336 00:15:08,723 --> 00:15:09,692 - Hold on. - Frank. 337 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:10,943 Hang on. 338 00:15:11,193 --> 00:15:12,538 I just wanna talk. 339 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,873 I just wanna talk. 340 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,365 Go home, Frank. 341 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,127 That's actually... Yeah. 342 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,319 That's not so easy to do any more, is it? 343 00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:21,338 It is. 344 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,656 Go home. Julia's waiting for you. 345 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,041 You are not allowed to tell me 346 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:27,343 about my wife and what she's doing. 347 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,544 I'm not. 348 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:30,329 You came into my house, 349 00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:31,847 you had dinner with my wife and my son 350 00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,498 and then you slept with my wife. 351 00:15:33,748 --> 00:15:35,467 - Okay. - You came into my house! 352 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:39,004 - Into 18 years of marriage. - This is not the time or place. 353 00:15:39,254 --> 00:15:40,941 And you took everything from me! 354 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,359 - You took everything. - Frank, listen to me. 355 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,010 It was over a long time ago. 356 00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:46,447 It should never have started up again, 357 00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:47,730 and that's on me. 358 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,867 But don't make this more than it is. 359 00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:53,203 It was over a long time ago. 360 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,045 A long time ago? 361 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,344 So what do you think? 362 00:16:18,594 --> 00:16:20,012 She has been looking for a way to redefine herself. 363 00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:22,214 - This could be it. - She loves musicals. 364 00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:23,582 Just once you get on that movie train, 365 00:16:23,832 --> 00:16:26,018 it's hard to get off. 366 00:16:26,268 --> 00:16:28,103 You said it's the Rands producing? 367 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:30,272 Eileen Rand. They split up. 368 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,367 - Who has the money? - She does. 369 00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:35,913 So what would you need to get her to do this? 370 00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:40,399 Well, all the people involved are top shelf. 371 00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:44,303 But do you have any material... Script, music? 372 00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:47,007 I could come up with something. 373 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,127 I am glad that we reconnected like this. 374 00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:53,877 Yeah. 375 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,352 Where did we meet again? 376 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,771 I thought Derek Wills was your guy on this. 377 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,305 Well, yes, he directed the workshop, 378 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,391 but, oh, there was so much tension. 379 00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:06,809 I'm stunned to hear it. 380 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,377 No one could believe 381 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:09,728 you got Tom and Derek to speak to each other, 382 00:17:09,978 --> 00:17:12,241 let alone work together again. 383 00:17:12,847 --> 00:17:14,400 Maybe it was a little premature. 384 00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:18,337 But not to be coy, if we were looking for a new director, 385 00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:20,072 what do you think of Marilyn? 386 00:17:20,322 --> 00:17:21,959 She was a fantastic creature, 387 00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:25,244 and it's a brilliant idea to make a musical about her. 388 00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:27,796 I'd love to see what Tom and Julia came up with. 389 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,717 They're brilliant songwriters. 390 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,501 - Yes, they are, actually. - Hello, hello! 391 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,136 Michael Riedel. 392 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,639 You're looking stunning, Eileen, as usual. 393 00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:39,624 - Thank you, darling. - Doug, good to see you. 394 00:17:39,874 --> 00:17:41,093 Great to see you too, Michael. 395 00:17:41,343 --> 00:17:42,644 What are you two conspiring about? 396 00:17:42,894 --> 00:17:44,648 We're just having a little dinner. 397 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,099 I don't wanna read about us in your column, Michael. 398 00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:49,361 Of course not. 399 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,032 Now, where were we? 400 00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:57,843 Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh! 401 00:17:58,093 --> 00:17:59,828 To Heaven on Earth. 402 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,147 Who said you can't go home again? 403 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:03,167 Cheers. 404 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,865 Cheers. 405 00:18:09,404 --> 00:18:10,706 I'll be right back, you guys. 406 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,674 Did you see my little cross-step for you? 407 00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:14,676 It was a gift. No, I didn't. 408 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,512 How are you? 409 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,599 I'm good. I'm glad you came. 410 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,143 Well, thanks for the call. 411 00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,645 How is she? 412 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,065 Why don't you ask her yourself? 413 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,524 Last time I saw her, I broke her heart. 414 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,319 She must hate me. I hate me. 415 00:18:30,925 --> 00:18:32,344 She doesn't hate you. 416 00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:34,782 Let me get a drink, then I'll go say hi. 417 00:18:35,397 --> 00:18:37,199 Good plan. Two beers? 418 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,703 I'd like a glass of wine. 419 00:18:40,268 --> 00:18:41,872 A Sauvignon Blanc. 420 00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:45,334 What, he's gonna ignore me now? 421 00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:47,586 - That's classic. - He'll come over. 422 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,130 You know Tom. He's just being sensitive. 423 00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:52,174 He wasn't so sensitive he couldn't fire me. 424 00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:54,176 Chasing after movie stars. 425 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,701 That's so lame. 426 00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:56,885 It's a musical. 427 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,597 It's a new American musical. 428 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,255 Why can't the song be the star? 429 00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,059 Why can't I be the star? 430 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,843 Did you guys hear about Karen? 431 00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:07,606 She booked a national commercial for orange juice. 432 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,932 How does she do that? 433 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:13,352 She just walks into this city with that midwestern moon face 434 00:19:13,602 --> 00:19:14,905 and lands everything. 435 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:18,450 - She didn't land Marilyn. - Neither did I. 436 00:19:20,975 --> 00:19:23,061 I'm sorry. 437 00:19:23,311 --> 00:19:25,207 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, you guys. 438 00:19:25,814 --> 00:19:27,114 Ivy. 439 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,401 I forgot. 440 00:19:29,651 --> 00:19:31,869 You are in so much trouble! 441 00:19:34,322 --> 00:19:36,093 All right. 442 00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:39,293 - Hi. - Hi. 443 00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,975 That went well. 444 00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:45,048 Yeah. 445 00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:48,387 I'm so sick of that chick! 446 00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:49,690 I can't even have a drink with my friends 447 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,057 without her name coming up. 448 00:19:52,307 --> 00:19:54,109 Yeah, well, you know. 449 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,697 New York can be a pretty small town. 450 00:19:57,345 --> 00:19:58,430 Yes, I'm well aware. 451 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,117 Nevertheless, it is galling. 452 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,568 And I'm so serious about this. 453 00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:05,787 To be competing with someone with so little experience. 454 00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:08,223 There's no logic to show business, you know that. 455 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:09,741 Yes, I know that. 456 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:10,993 But does that mean I'm supposed to like it? 457 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,546 That's the world we live in. 458 00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,548 It doesn't matter if you like it or not. 459 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,299 That's helpful. 460 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,750 Thanks, Derek. 461 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,118 Thank you so much for you support. 462 00:20:20,368 --> 00:20:23,255 - I really appreciate it. - Okay, good. 463 00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:26,425 - What are you reading? - It's a TV pilot. 464 00:20:26,675 --> 00:20:31,430 A JD / MBA / Ph.D who solves crimes. 465 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,849 It's riveting. 466 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,134 Is there a part in it for me? 467 00:20:36,384 --> 00:20:38,405 How's your "dead hooker"? 468 00:20:42,073 --> 00:20:42,991 Very nice. 469 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,943 It was a little expensive, 470 00:20:45,193 --> 00:20:46,478 but Jessica says you need to look like, you know, 471 00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:48,297 - you're successful. - You are successful. 472 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:49,981 You just did a national commercial. 473 00:20:50,231 --> 00:20:51,483 I did. 474 00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,502 You buy yourself new sunglasses too? 475 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,380 No. 476 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,341 Marc Jacobs. Very nice. 477 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,470 No. They're Ivy's. 478 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,743 Sorry? 479 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,164 I'm sorry, what? 480 00:21:06,414 --> 00:21:09,550 No, I haven't read the post. 481 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,222 Yeah, okay. 482 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:17,008 Riedel said what? 483 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,696 Just read it to me then. 484 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,220 Yeah, okay, fine. 485 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,910 Let's just stick to the plan, all right? 486 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,851 - Eileen! - You just can't go in there. 487 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:51,507 - The hell I can't. - Derek... excuse me! 488 00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:53,934 Sorry! He just barged in. 489 00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:55,190 Do you wanna call off the chihuahua? 490 00:21:55,519 --> 00:21:56,904 It's fine, Ellis. 491 00:21:57,154 --> 00:21:59,073 You're not replacing me with Doug Hughes. 492 00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:01,488 You can't believe everything you read in Riedel's column. 493 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,240 You know that. He extrapolates. 494 00:22:03,711 --> 00:22:05,296 Besides which, Doug and I are very old friends, 495 00:22:05,546 --> 00:22:07,448 and we were having a perfectly innocent dinner. 496 00:22:07,698 --> 00:22:09,783 The hell you were. You're worse than Jerry. 497 00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:12,403 You go behind my back and put an item in a gossip column. 498 00:22:12,653 --> 00:22:14,138 He bumped into us. 499 00:22:14,388 --> 00:22:16,924 Because he knew you were there. 500 00:22:17,174 --> 00:22:21,679 Derek, I believe in Marilyn. I believe in this team. 501 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,148 I'm not apologizing to anyone. 502 00:22:24,398 --> 00:22:26,583 Now are you in or you out? 503 00:22:27,718 --> 00:22:29,218 Fine. 504 00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:33,106 Get me a star! 505 00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:45,520 You okay, girl? 506 00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:48,005 Yeah, of course. 507 00:22:48,255 --> 00:22:51,125 - Just seem a little down. - No. 508 00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:54,161 No, I'm fine. 509 00:22:54,411 --> 00:22:56,377 See you down there. 510 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,438 - Songs. - Perfect. 511 00:23:23,688 --> 00:23:24,740 She's doing a junket. 512 00:23:24,990 --> 00:23:26,115 Her flight lands in a couple hours. 513 00:23:26,524 --> 00:23:28,794 I'll make sure she... Gives it a listen. 514 00:23:29,044 --> 00:23:30,579 She's coming here? 515 00:23:30,829 --> 00:23:32,955 Yeah, I just wanted to make sure the room was perfect. 516 00:23:33,331 --> 00:23:36,375 She's... particular about certain things. 517 00:23:36,718 --> 00:23:38,119 Beautiful flowers. 518 00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:41,038 Yes, Rebecca likes her flowers. 519 00:23:45,393 --> 00:23:47,845 What do I need to do to get Marilyn to the top of her list? 520 00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:49,314 She'll give it her full attention 521 00:23:49,564 --> 00:23:51,650 as she does all her projects. 522 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,987 But I want you to really, really feel 523 00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:59,157 you can get behind her doing this. 524 00:23:59,407 --> 00:24:03,110 You said we had a few hours. 525 00:24:08,399 --> 00:24:11,299 I'm looking! 526 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,376 Ivy? You in there? 527 00:24:17,626 --> 00:24:18,926 Ivy! 528 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:23,130 Are you in there? 529 00:24:35,393 --> 00:24:36,693 Ivy? 530 00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,731 You're about to go on. 531 00:24:48,790 --> 00:24:52,210 Thank you. Sorry. 532 00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,760 God. 533 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:56,964 Hi. 534 00:24:58,282 --> 00:24:59,950 'Scuse me. 535 00:25:04,306 --> 00:25:06,289 There he is. 536 00:25:08,093 --> 00:25:10,803 - You came. - You invited me. 537 00:25:11,129 --> 00:25:12,564 Well, I'm glad you came. 538 00:25:12,814 --> 00:25:13,889 - Hi. - Hi. 539 00:25:17,435 --> 00:25:19,053 Wha... This is new for me. 540 00:25:19,303 --> 00:25:20,889 I know. I know. 541 00:25:21,139 --> 00:25:23,148 Come on, there's some people I want you to meet. 542 00:25:26,161 --> 00:25:27,403 Hello. 543 00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:29,613 He's one of our largest donors. 544 00:25:32,150 --> 00:25:33,585 - ♪ Welcome, welcome - Pfft, pfft! 545 00:25:33,835 --> 00:25:35,087 ♪ Recently deceased 546 00:25:35,337 --> 00:25:37,246 ♪ be you democrat, republican ♪ 547 00:25:37,822 --> 00:25:39,073 ♪ Chorus girl or priest 548 00:25:39,323 --> 00:25:40,575 ♪ though you closed up shop 549 00:25:40,825 --> 00:25:43,502 ♪ and you're recently departed 550 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,464 ♪ we're afraid the final test 551 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,465 ♪ has only just started 552 00:25:48,850 --> 00:25:49,968 ♪ but don't come to us 553 00:25:50,218 --> 00:25:51,770 ♪ with your worries and complaints ♪ 554 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:53,605 ♪ save it for the doorman 555 00:25:53,855 --> 00:25:55,889 ♪ who's a saint among saints ♪ 556 00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:57,976 ♪ He knows your future 557 00:25:58,226 --> 00:26:00,686 ♪ 'cause he's seen your past 558 00:26:01,012 --> 00:26:02,938 ♪ which is why he might be telling you ♪ 559 00:26:09,988 --> 00:26:11,697 ♪ When you're... Knock, knock, knocking ♪ 560 00:26:13,074 --> 00:26:14,442 Dennis. 561 00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:17,412 Karen! What are you doing here? 562 00:26:17,662 --> 00:26:19,831 - I have Ivy's sunglasses. - Why? 563 00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:21,582 It's a long story. They're expensive, though. 564 00:26:21,916 --> 00:26:23,635 So she's probably worried about 'em. 565 00:26:23,885 --> 00:26:28,088 You should just leave 'em with the assistant stage manager. 566 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:29,975 ♪ And the judgment day is near ♪ 567 00:26:30,225 --> 00:26:31,793 ♪ You'll say "point me toward the exit ♪" 568 00:26:32,043 --> 00:26:33,677 ♪ armagettin' out of here!" 569 00:26:34,012 --> 00:26:35,846 - And she is... right there. - ♪ 'cause when you slide down 570 00:26:36,264 --> 00:26:37,973 ♪ well, you can't come back, y'all ♪ 571 00:26:38,349 --> 00:26:41,310 ♪ 'Cause the higher you get, oh! The farther the fall ♪ 572 00:26:41,770 --> 00:26:44,063 ♪ Was your life a bed of roses ♪ 573 00:26:44,388 --> 00:26:46,106 ♪ Well, get ready for some thorns ♪ 574 00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,150 ♪ Delivered by 'ol Beelzebub 575 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:49,995 ♪ mit pointy tail and horns 576 00:26:50,245 --> 00:26:52,647 ♪ like the song that my heart sang to my cholesterol ♪ 577 00:26:52,897 --> 00:26:54,983 ♪ the higher you get 578 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,242 ♪ The farther the fall ♪ 579 00:26:57,568 --> 00:26:59,495 ♪ Now I'm kickin' butt and takin' names ♪ 580 00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:01,038 ♪ Higher and higher 581 00:27:01,623 --> 00:27:03,658 ♪ 'cause even St. Joan went down in flames ♪ 582 00:27:03,908 --> 00:27:05,627 - ♪ In fire, in fire - ♪ some hot stuff! 583 00:27:05,877 --> 00:27:08,712 ♪ Napoleon waterlooed and Genghis Khan sure hit a slump ♪ 584 00:27:10,048 --> 00:27:11,216 ♪ I might say "you're fired" ♪ 585 00:27:11,466 --> 00:27:12,968 ♪ When you have expired, Donald Trump! ♪ 586 00:27:13,218 --> 00:27:14,551 ♪ VIPs don't wanna hear it 587 00:27:15,386 --> 00:27:17,179 ♪ that they might not get inside ♪ 588 00:27:17,429 --> 00:27:21,016 ♪ But camels through a needle? Here's the key ♪ 589 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,694 ♪ And to all those poor in spirit ♪ 590 00:27:22,944 --> 00:27:24,728 ♪ Well the doors are open wide ♪ 591 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:28,867 ♪ Go right on in and have a drink on me ♪ 592 00:27:29,117 --> 00:27:30,234 Last call! 593 00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:33,719 Damn it! 594 00:27:37,292 --> 00:27:40,911 ♪ Will not get a whack at the crack of doom ♪ 595 00:27:44,289 --> 00:27:46,500 - Get off the freakin' stage! - I'm getting off. 596 00:27:47,285 --> 00:27:51,380 ♪ The farther you... Fall ♪ 597 00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:56,635 Ivy, Ivy, wait! 598 00:27:56,979 --> 00:27:58,698 You have got to be kidding me. 599 00:27:58,948 --> 00:28:01,050 - Are you okay? - You saw that? 600 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,937 Of course you were right there to see everything. 601 00:28:04,187 --> 00:28:06,522 - Did you enjoy it? - No, of course not. 602 00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:07,907 Of course not. 603 00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:09,982 Wait, I have your sunglasses. 604 00:28:12,195 --> 00:28:14,247 You're returning my sunglasses? 605 00:28:14,497 --> 00:28:17,233 You know what I did when I found your sunglasses? 606 00:28:17,483 --> 00:28:18,751 I threw them out. 607 00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:20,903 - Whatever. - You're nothing special! 608 00:28:21,153 --> 00:28:23,039 There are thousands of girls just like you... 609 00:28:23,289 --> 00:28:25,574 Millions of girls just like you! 610 00:28:25,824 --> 00:28:27,210 And you think this'll never happen to you? 611 00:28:27,460 --> 00:28:29,262 This was supposed to be my time. 612 00:28:30,127 --> 00:28:32,098 It is your time. You're on Broadway. 613 00:28:32,348 --> 00:28:33,630 You're Marilyn Monroe. 614 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,101 I was Marilyn for, like, five seconds. 615 00:28:35,351 --> 00:28:36,585 But I never even got to do her even once, 616 00:28:36,835 --> 00:28:37,971 so maybe you should stop complaining 617 00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:39,755 about how lousy your life is. 618 00:28:40,005 --> 00:28:41,774 You were weak! You were naive! 619 00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:44,427 You didn't want it enough! You didn't fight hard enough! 620 00:28:44,677 --> 00:28:47,230 You didn't put enough on the line. 621 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:48,815 Yeah, okay. 622 00:28:49,065 --> 00:28:50,766 I didn't sleep with Derek. You're right. 623 00:28:51,016 --> 00:28:52,149 I didn't do that. 624 00:28:52,685 --> 00:28:54,570 But trust me, it wasn't because he didn't ask. 625 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,489 You weren't the first choice. 626 00:28:59,659 --> 00:29:00,699 Sorry. 627 00:29:02,578 --> 00:29:03,786 Please. 628 00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:07,289 My mother said worse things than that regularly at Sunday dinner. 629 00:29:07,866 --> 00:29:10,670 School nights too. 630 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,753 You really are naive. 631 00:29:13,256 --> 00:29:16,175 Ivy, where are you... 632 00:29:16,425 --> 00:29:18,258 Excuse me. Ivy. 633 00:29:18,761 --> 00:29:19,979 It's important that we're not 634 00:29:20,229 --> 00:29:21,804 just a minority in our own party. 635 00:29:22,381 --> 00:29:24,640 We need to be actively putting forward candidates 636 00:29:25,217 --> 00:29:26,152 for public office, 637 00:29:26,402 --> 00:29:28,637 and that's why I am proud... 638 00:29:28,887 --> 00:29:32,189 To introduce my friend and ex-roommate... 639 00:29:33,025 --> 00:29:36,312 Gary Knowles, the Republican candidate 640 00:29:36,562 --> 00:29:38,164 for the U.S. House of Representatives, 641 00:29:38,414 --> 00:29:41,573 14th District. Gary! 642 00:29:42,118 --> 00:29:42,825 Thanks. 643 00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:47,789 Neatest roommate I ever had. 644 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:55,715 Dad's here. 645 00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:57,798 He's here? 646 00:29:58,048 --> 00:30:01,301 I talked to him, mom. He told me that you told him. 647 00:30:01,551 --> 00:30:04,006 - What did he say? - What do you think he said? 648 00:30:04,256 --> 00:30:06,509 Why did you tell him? We were fine. 649 00:30:06,759 --> 00:30:09,011 I knew. You said it was done and we were fine. 650 00:30:09,261 --> 00:30:10,179 It is done. It's over. 651 00:30:10,429 --> 00:30:11,397 It'll never happen again. 652 00:30:11,647 --> 00:30:12,848 Too late, mom. He's leaving. 653 00:30:13,098 --> 00:30:16,601 - What? - He's packing up and leaving. 654 00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:18,819 Frank, no. 655 00:30:19,288 --> 00:30:20,873 No, come on. Come on, don't. 656 00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:22,241 We're still a family. 657 00:30:22,491 --> 00:30:24,744 Okay, I made a terrible, terrible mistake. 658 00:30:24,994 --> 00:30:27,380 But that doesn't mean that... Frank, hold on a second! 659 00:30:27,630 --> 00:30:29,248 For heaven's sake! Just stop it! 660 00:30:29,498 --> 00:30:30,998 We have to talk about this! 661 00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:33,041 Okay, let's talk. Tell me the whole story. 662 00:30:33,619 --> 00:30:37,046 Tell me about when it started. Tell me how long it went on. 663 00:30:37,623 --> 00:30:39,175 - I... - Tell me about before! 664 00:30:39,425 --> 00:30:40,443 - Before? - Yeah, before. 665 00:30:40,693 --> 00:30:43,628 About how it happened... Before. 666 00:30:50,019 --> 00:30:51,737 Leo, your father and I need some privacy. 667 00:30:51,987 --> 00:30:53,854 No, you don't get to decide how this goes. 668 00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:56,559 Whatever you thought before was wrong. 669 00:30:56,809 --> 00:30:58,734 You thought that this would be okay. 670 00:30:59,311 --> 00:31:01,063 You thought that cheating is nothing. 671 00:31:01,313 --> 00:31:02,404 You thought, "he'll never find out." 672 00:31:02,832 --> 00:31:04,281 You thought, "he'll forgive me." 673 00:31:04,531 --> 00:31:05,751 You thought, "it doesn't mean anything." 674 00:31:06,001 --> 00:31:07,120 Don't... please don't tell me what I think. 675 00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:08,254 And please, please, please don't go. 676 00:31:08,504 --> 00:31:10,079 - We need... - Don't go, dad. 677 00:31:10,656 --> 00:31:11,663 Please. 678 00:31:12,174 --> 00:31:14,175 Don't go! 679 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:26,556 Sorry. I'm so sorry. Can I steal him? 680 00:31:26,806 --> 00:31:27,723 Sorry. Excuse me. 681 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:30,092 - Sorry. - What's going on? 682 00:31:30,342 --> 00:31:32,812 Ivy flubbed a number at Heaven on earth. 683 00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:34,730 She had been drinking, they think. 684 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,098 I have to get down there. 685 00:31:36,348 --> 00:31:37,283 Some people wanted their money back. 686 00:31:37,533 --> 00:31:38,784 They don't know where Ivy is. 687 00:31:39,034 --> 00:31:41,454 - It's a mess. - But they can handle it. 688 00:31:41,704 --> 00:31:42,778 Excuse me? 689 00:31:43,355 --> 00:31:45,280 I mean, you have people who are handling it. 690 00:31:45,825 --> 00:31:48,659 It's not... Yes, they can. 691 00:31:49,495 --> 00:31:51,995 - But Ivy... - Ivy is an adult. 692 00:31:52,548 --> 00:31:56,636 You're turning her into a child by always being there. 693 00:31:56,886 --> 00:31:58,454 You are right. What can I say? 694 00:31:58,704 --> 00:32:00,339 You're right. 695 00:32:00,589 --> 00:32:03,309 And I like you so much, John. And I don't like Republicans, 696 00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:05,127 but I do like you. But I can't stay here. 697 00:32:05,377 --> 00:32:07,261 I do have to go and take care of Ivy. 698 00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:09,432 I don't care if I'm infantilizing her. 699 00:32:09,682 --> 00:32:10,933 It's just who I am. 700 00:32:11,183 --> 00:32:12,182 And I'm sorry, 701 00:32:12,735 --> 00:32:14,768 because I like you so much. 702 00:32:15,571 --> 00:32:17,104 I really, really do. 703 00:32:17,523 --> 00:32:19,440 Even though I don't like Republicans. 704 00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:20,976 Sorry. But I do like you. 705 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,141 Sorry. 706 00:32:31,737 --> 00:32:32,872 Got any money? 707 00:32:33,122 --> 00:32:34,663 Yeah. Of course. 708 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,666 Can I borrow a 20? 709 00:32:38,243 --> 00:32:40,379 Ivy, I'm not giving you money. 710 00:32:40,629 --> 00:32:43,499 Look. You feel bad. 711 00:32:43,749 --> 00:32:47,520 You wanna be nice to me? 712 00:32:48,302 --> 00:32:51,206 - Sort of. - Then give me a 20. 713 00:33:04,787 --> 00:33:06,372 Have you heard from her? 714 00:33:06,622 --> 00:33:08,530 She just texted me. 715 00:33:08,780 --> 00:33:11,544 She's okay, she's with Karen. 716 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,363 Karen? She hates her. 717 00:33:14,911 --> 00:33:16,031 I didn't get into it. 718 00:33:16,281 --> 00:33:17,372 I think she just needs some space. 719 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,719 You know she's an adult. 720 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:23,788 We should probably stop acting like we're her parents. 721 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,976 - Yeah. - Yeah. 722 00:33:31,347 --> 00:33:34,306 What's so funny? 723 00:33:34,556 --> 00:33:36,185 "Start your day with morning Ray OJ 724 00:33:36,435 --> 00:33:38,070 and let everything else fall into place." 725 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,572 What is that? 726 00:33:39,822 --> 00:33:41,607 That orange juice commercial I shot. 727 00:33:41,857 --> 00:33:44,691 The one you beat me out on? 728 00:33:45,027 --> 00:33:46,279 What was that line? 729 00:33:46,529 --> 00:33:48,153 "Start your day with morning Ray OJ... 730 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,481 And let everything else fall into place." 731 00:33:51,984 --> 00:33:53,068 That's so stupid. 732 00:33:53,318 --> 00:33:55,077 God, it was so stupid. 733 00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,923 - I love this guy. - You do? 734 00:33:58,580 --> 00:33:59,625 Yeah, he's awesome. 735 00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:01,375 He has these little dolls that dance on the keyboard. 736 00:34:01,844 --> 00:34:03,912 I see. She likes the crazy people. 737 00:34:04,162 --> 00:34:05,598 Of course she does. 738 00:34:05,848 --> 00:34:07,047 Aren't they hilarious? 739 00:34:07,633 --> 00:34:09,935 You're drunk. 740 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:13,756 And you aren't? 741 00:34:14,006 --> 00:34:18,976 ♪ Life's too short to be sittin' 'round miserable ♪ 742 00:34:19,562 --> 00:34:22,730 ♪ And people gonna talk whether you doing bad or good ♪ 743 00:34:24,733 --> 00:34:28,587 ♪ got a drink on my mind and my mind on my money ♪ 744 00:34:28,837 --> 00:34:31,290 ♪lookin' so bomb ♪ 745 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,949 ♪ Gonna find me a honey 746 00:34:35,911 --> 00:34:38,704 - What are you doing? - You're right. 747 00:34:39,214 --> 00:34:41,950 You're the one who owes Broadway a number tonight. 748 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,803 Come on. Give the goods. 749 00:34:44,053 --> 00:34:45,553 Okay. 750 00:34:47,129 --> 00:34:49,759 ♪ Got my Ray-bans on, and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight ♪ 751 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,261 ♪ Yeah, yeah, hella cool, yeah ♪ 752 00:34:52,511 --> 00:34:56,047 ♪ Everybody's vibin' so don't nobody start a fight ♪ 753 00:34:58,233 --> 00:35:00,486 ♪ cheers to the freakin' weekend ♪ 754 00:35:00,736 --> 00:35:03,656 ♪ I drink to that, yeah-e-yeah ♪ 755 00:35:03,906 --> 00:35:06,148 ♪ Oh, let the Jameson sink in 756 00:35:06,725 --> 00:35:08,859 ♪ I drink to that, yeah-e-yeah ♪ 757 00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:11,737 ♪ Don't let the bastards get ya down ♪ 758 00:35:12,281 --> 00:35:14,573 ♪ Turn it around with another round ♪ 759 00:35:15,067 --> 00:35:18,537 ♪ There's a party at the bar, everybody put your glasses up ♪ 760 00:35:18,787 --> 00:35:21,580 ♪ And I drink to that 761 00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:28,358 ♪ I drink to that 762 00:35:30,132 --> 00:35:33,509 ♪ 'bout to hop on the bar, put it all on my card tonight ♪ 763 00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:37,189 ♪ Might be mad in the morning ♪ 764 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:38,639 ♪ But you know we goin' hard tonight ♪ 765 00:35:39,108 --> 00:35:40,849 ♪ Goin' hard tonight 766 00:35:41,099 --> 00:35:43,060 ♪ it's going Coyote Ugly up in here ♪ 767 00:35:43,612 --> 00:35:45,063 ♪ No Tyra 768 00:35:46,949 --> 00:35:51,568 ♪ it's only up from here no downward spiral ♪ 769 00:35:52,104 --> 00:35:55,207 ♪ Got my Ray-bans on, and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight ♪ 770 00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:57,241 ♪ Yeah, feelin' hella cool, yeah ♪ 771 00:35:57,793 --> 00:36:00,828 ♪ Everybody's vibin' so don't nobody start a fight ♪ 772 00:36:03,448 --> 00:36:05,701 ♪ cheers to the freakin' weekend ♪ 773 00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:08,838 ♪ I drink to that ♪ 774 00:36:09,378 --> 00:36:11,674 ♪ Oh, let the Jameson sink in ♪ 775 00:36:12,506 --> 00:36:14,376 ♪ I drink to that ♪ 776 00:36:14,626 --> 00:36:16,885 ♪ Don't let the bastards get ya down ♪ 777 00:36:17,479 --> 00:36:19,763 ♪ Turn it around with another round ♪ 778 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:23,769 ♪ There's a party at the bar, everybody put your glasses up ♪ 779 00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:26,388 ♪ Put your glasses up 780 00:36:26,638 --> 00:36:29,398 ♪ those glasses up 781 00:36:29,975 --> 00:36:33,612 ♪ I drink to that 782 00:36:33,862 --> 00:36:34,903 ♪ I drink to that 783 00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:39,053 ♪ I drink to that 784 00:36:40,369 --> 00:36:44,413 ♪ and I drink to that 785 00:37:07,085 --> 00:37:09,721 Want me to make you some tea or anything? 786 00:37:09,971 --> 00:37:10,981 No, I'm fine. 787 00:37:11,839 --> 00:37:14,939 I don't mind. 788 00:37:17,145 --> 00:37:21,166 We're not best friends now, okay? 789 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,134 - I know. - Good. 790 00:37:32,977 --> 00:37:35,077 Night... 791 00:37:40,201 --> 00:37:42,871 God. It's 5:00 A.M. 792 00:37:43,121 --> 00:37:44,706 I haven't been up all night 793 00:37:44,956 --> 00:37:49,126 since I camped out for Rent tickets in 1996. 794 00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:52,096 I haven't been out all night 795 00:37:52,346 --> 00:37:55,917 since the bruins won the Stanley Cup! 796 00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:57,585 What's a bruin? 797 00:37:57,835 --> 00:38:00,687 It is a bear. 798 00:38:03,524 --> 00:38:06,224 The animal. 799 00:38:07,011 --> 00:38:08,095 Let me. I got it. 800 00:38:08,345 --> 00:38:10,180 Let me. 801 00:38:11,515 --> 00:38:13,117 Finally she texts me. 802 00:38:13,367 --> 00:38:18,354 I was beginning to think she loved you more than me. 803 00:38:21,025 --> 00:38:24,329 - What is it? - Not her. 804 00:38:24,579 --> 00:38:28,616 It's someone I've been seeing. 805 00:38:28,866 --> 00:38:30,501 Seeing, 806 00:38:30,751 --> 00:38:33,147 Well, then maybe we should go Dutch. 807 00:38:35,256 --> 00:38:39,426 I'm kidding. It's on me. 808 00:38:41,095 --> 00:38:43,897 Someone you been seeing. 809 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:48,353 So Derek never intended to leave Marilyn. 810 00:38:48,704 --> 00:38:51,439 Wait. Wait, he was moving on. 811 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:54,342 And you let me be the one to scare him back in line. 812 00:38:54,592 --> 00:38:56,978 You make it sound so devious. 813 00:38:57,228 --> 00:38:59,313 I'll let you get away with it just this once, Eileen. 814 00:38:59,563 --> 00:39:02,134 - But you owe me dinner. - Thanks, sweetheart. 815 00:39:04,252 --> 00:39:06,504 Ellis, would you cover the office for me, please? 816 00:39:06,754 --> 00:39:08,057 I'm going out for a minute. 817 00:39:08,422 --> 00:39:11,208 I'd actually rather not answer phones any more. 818 00:39:13,228 --> 00:39:14,328 Really? 819 00:39:14,578 --> 00:39:17,548 And what would you rather do for me? 820 00:39:17,798 --> 00:39:18,967 Coproducing. 821 00:39:19,217 --> 00:39:20,852 That's cheeky. 822 00:39:21,102 --> 00:39:22,303 I've been talking to her manager. 823 00:39:22,553 --> 00:39:24,889 Rebecca Duvall wants to play Marilyn. 824 00:39:25,139 --> 00:39:27,358 We spoke to CAA earlier in the week, 825 00:39:27,608 --> 00:39:29,119 and, uh, she's unavailable. 826 00:39:29,426 --> 00:39:31,955 Her agents are going to call you on this phone in one minute, 827 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,549 and if we land her, I want a coproducing credit. 828 00:39:38,452 --> 00:39:41,039 She's early. 829 00:39:43,216 --> 00:39:45,493 Are you gonna negotiate her contract? 830 00:39:45,743 --> 00:39:48,363 Are you going to sell her to the investors? 831 00:39:48,613 --> 00:39:51,532 Are you going to address her creative concerns? 832 00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:54,886 You know, there's more to producing than casting, Ellis. 833 00:39:55,136 --> 00:39:57,038 And we're not going to begin the process 834 00:39:57,288 --> 00:40:00,156 until you answer that phone. 835 00:40:04,645 --> 00:40:07,480 Eileen Rand's office. 836 00:40:09,767 --> 00:40:11,870 CAA on one. 837 00:40:18,025 --> 00:40:19,294 Michael. 838 00:40:20,161 --> 00:40:21,964 What... 839 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,531 Thanks for meeting me. 840 00:40:23,781 --> 00:40:25,448 Out here? 841 00:40:27,668 --> 00:40:30,237 What happened to your face? 842 00:40:30,487 --> 00:40:31,956 You didn't hear? 843 00:40:32,206 --> 00:40:34,674 Frank threw a punch at me. 844 00:40:36,327 --> 00:40:38,629 Well, he didn't just throw it. 845 00:40:38,879 --> 00:40:39,979 No. 846 00:40:45,353 --> 00:40:47,605 Is your family okay? 847 00:40:47,855 --> 00:40:49,590 Your wife, does she... 848 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,578 She... she doesn't know. 849 00:40:53,027 --> 00:40:55,927 That's good. 850 00:41:00,002 --> 00:41:02,904 - I'm sorry. - Don't apologize to me. 851 00:41:03,154 --> 00:41:04,122 It was me. I... 852 00:41:04,372 --> 00:41:06,074 No, I shouldn't have... 853 00:41:06,324 --> 00:41:07,625 - I shouldn't have... - I'm serious. 854 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:10,461 Don't apologize. 855 00:41:10,711 --> 00:41:13,474 What we did, we did together. 856 00:41:14,332 --> 00:41:17,952 And it exploded my whole life. 857 00:41:18,202 --> 00:41:20,006 Like a bombshell. 858 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:27,093 But I'm not letting anyone say that it was not my fault. 859 00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:03,047 I like it. 860 00:42:03,649 --> 00:42:05,683 Did you hear me? 861 00:42:05,933 --> 00:42:07,603 I really like it. 862 00:42:10,638 --> 00:42:13,207 It's a good title. 863 00:42:13,457 --> 00:42:15,957 Bombshell. 864 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,060 Bombshell. 865 00:42:20,464 --> 00:42:22,617 I like it.