1 00:00:00,103 --> 00:00:01,735 Previously on Las Vegas... 2 00:00:01,736 --> 00:00:04,090 I'm A.J. Cooper, and I just bought the place. 3 00:00:04,206 --> 00:00:06,657 Some of you will stay, and some of you will go. 4 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:07,859 We're all toast. I feel it. 5 00:00:07,910 --> 00:00:09,729 - Hey, Mike. - Hey, Mr. Cooper. 6 00:00:09,849 --> 00:00:11,354 Ah, "Cooper." 7 00:00:11,474 --> 00:00:13,180 Such a kiss-ass. 8 00:00:13,210 --> 00:00:14,688 How long you worked here, Polly? 9 00:00:14,804 --> 00:00:18,524 Long enough to see lot of hot, young girl turn into stinky old skank. 10 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:19,951 Thank you for sharing. 11 00:00:20,018 --> 00:00:21,504 Why are you telling everybody I'm pregnant? 12 00:00:21,561 --> 00:00:24,048 It's great news, Delinda. People are happy for us. 13 00:00:24,082 --> 00:00:26,785 I don't know anybody who's actually had a baby on purpose. 14 00:00:26,839 --> 00:00:29,888 - This whole thing isn't real to you yet, is it? - The baby isn't born until like next year. 15 00:00:29,921 --> 00:00:32,433 It just feels like he's not taking this baby seriously, Mike. 16 00:00:32,302 --> 00:00:34,573 Piper Nielsen. I wanted to introduce myself. 17 00:00:34,650 --> 00:00:38,467 Concierge Cooper poached from the maloofs. Oh, strong handshake. 18 00:00:38,603 --> 00:00:41,851 Nice eye contact. Long, thick lashes. 19 00:00:41,863 --> 00:00:43,525 I don't date older guys. 20 00:00:43,792 --> 00:00:45,293 That's good to know. 21 00:00:47,865 --> 00:00:51,702 Cpr, lamaze, licking techniques... i am gonna know more 22 00:00:51,703 --> 00:00:54,288 About parenting than just about anybody, including you. 23 00:00:54,327 --> 00:00:55,812 I think it's latching, not licking. 24 00:00:55,813 --> 00:00:58,370 To each his own. Hey, hey! Guys, guys, guys! 25 00:00:58,380 --> 00:00:59,780 Hey, hey, careful! Hey! 26 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,910 Thing's a thousand years old, yes, 27 00:01:02,186 --> 00:01:04,802 from the qin dynasty, if that means anything to you. 28 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:06,203 Wow, look at that. 29 00:01:06,286 --> 00:01:09,836 Cooper's really going out of his way to impress these investors from Macau, isn't he? 30 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:11,482 That's smart, linking his interests in the Montecito 31 00:01:11,559 --> 00:01:14,180 and the shining dragon resort and casino? Macau is the future. 32 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:15,632 Look at this. 33 00:01:15,773 --> 00:01:18,656 So did you know that in the first six months of a baby's life, 34 00:01:18,657 --> 00:01:21,389 they can distinguish more sounds than they can when they're fully grown? 35 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,822 - I did not know that. - Yeah, so they can 36 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:24,133 adapt to any human language. 37 00:01:24,191 --> 00:01:26,432 That's fascinating... why the sudden interest in parenting? 38 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:28,865 D said that I wasn't taking the baby seriously. 39 00:01:29,117 --> 00:01:31,596 And I ran out of magazines the other day when I was sitting on the pot. 40 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:32,507 I hate when that happens. 41 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,349 She left a parenting book sitting there, so I started reading it, and I gotta tell you... 42 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:37,588 The miracle of life, dude, is amazing! 43 00:01:37,869 --> 00:01:39,934 - I mean, truly amazing. - I tried to tell you. 44 00:01:39,971 --> 00:01:41,727 Yeah, I know, but back then it just didn't feel real. 45 00:01:41,785 --> 00:01:45,045 But now it's like there's a baby moving around in there. I felt it kicking the other day. 46 00:01:45,908 --> 00:01:48,216 Mikey, I cannot wait to meet this kid. 47 00:01:48,705 --> 00:01:50,287 I can't wait to get this thing out of me, Sam. 48 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:54,091 I pee every ten minutes, my back is killing me, and I have heartburn that never goes away. 49 00:01:54,207 --> 00:01:56,132 Who doesn't make u-Turns? That's american! 50 00:01:56,229 --> 00:01:58,115 That's american like porn and apple pie. 51 00:01:58,193 --> 00:01:59,485 Are you even listening to me? 52 00:01:59,562 --> 00:02:01,410 Yeah, we all know your nipples hurt and you're nauseous. 53 00:02:01,450 --> 00:02:03,092 Why don't you pay attention to me for once? 54 00:02:03,448 --> 00:02:05,590 You made an illegal u-Turn in a crosswalk with kids in it. 55 00:02:05,697 --> 00:02:08,007 Yeah, with kids. I had to tell those little kids to get out of the way. 56 00:02:08,260 --> 00:02:09,810 Just pay it and stop complaining, okay? 57 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:11,115 That's not gonna happen. I gotta fight it. 58 00:02:11,192 --> 00:02:12,850 - Where are you going? - I gotta go find my star witness. 59 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:14,279 Carter, I need something! 60 00:02:15,629 --> 00:02:17,332 Hey, Mandy. You're still here. 61 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:19,618 Yeah, my dad's still organizing the luggage in the trunk, 62 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,272 So I ran in to get those earrings that you showed me in the jewelry store. 63 00:02:22,292 --> 00:02:24,306 - Ooh, hot! - Listen, I better get back to work. 64 00:02:24,384 --> 00:02:26,283 But hopefully, I'll be able to see you and your parents next year. 65 00:02:26,302 --> 00:02:27,555 Can I get a picture of us? 66 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:28,945 I want to show everyone back home 67 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,878 the person who made my first trip to sin city so much fun. 68 00:02:32,187 --> 00:02:33,859 Okay, fine. Where do you want me? 69 00:02:34,174 --> 00:02:35,147 Over here? 70 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:39,151 Excuse me. Could you take our picture? 71 00:02:39,228 --> 00:02:40,374 Oh, sure. 72 00:02:43,251 --> 00:02:44,850 Oh, wait, you know what would be so cool? 73 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,705 If we could take the picture of me playing. 74 00:02:46,762 --> 00:02:47,708 No, no, no, no. 75 00:02:48,132 --> 00:02:50,804 I know I'm not 21, but it's just one picture. 76 00:02:50,842 --> 00:02:52,135 Please, please, please, please, please? 77 00:02:52,231 --> 00:02:54,240 - Okay, fine. - Thank you! 78 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:03,135 Wow, nice photo, really. I mean, good use of positive and negative space. 79 00:03:05,568 --> 00:03:09,186 If it weren't depicting an illegal act, we could frame it, Mr. Mccoy. 80 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,638 Come on, the machine didn't even pay out. 81 00:03:12,255 --> 00:03:14,079 Win or lose, the girl's a minor, 82 00:03:14,126 --> 00:03:17,180 and Piper knowingly allowed her to gamble in your casino. 83 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:21,165 - Okay, what are we looking at? - You've got two options. 84 00:03:21,220 --> 00:03:23,421 - Either pay the fine... - Which is how much? 85 00:03:27,628 --> 00:03:29,441 A million bucks? Are you kidding me? 86 00:03:29,538 --> 00:03:31,084 There's always option number two. 87 00:03:34,190 --> 00:03:35,420 What's up? 88 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:40,976 Mandy Freemont. Nice girl. 89 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:44,614 - So you did know her pretty well? - Too well. 90 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:46,850 Her and her parents hounded me all weekend. 91 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,934 So you also knew that she wasn't 21? 92 00:03:48,953 --> 00:03:51,210 Yeah, I know she's not allowed to play slot machines, but... 93 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:53,005 But you let her play anyway? 94 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:56,078 Danny, she was driving me crazy. I was just trying to get rid of her. 95 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,450 Well, you should know that the woman who took the photo 96 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,150 was an undercover gaming enforcement officer. 97 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,257 - I screwed up, didn't I? - Piper, you've been a good employee, 98 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,749 - and everybody likes you. - No, Danny, Danny, it was a dumb mistake. 99 00:04:17,777 --> 00:04:20,197 I promise I will never let anything like that happen again. Please! 100 00:04:21,015 --> 00:04:23,280 I'm sorry. I gotta let you go. 101 00:04:24,302 --> 00:04:25,156 Danny. 102 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,450 If you need a reference, you can call me. 103 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:37,600 Las Vegas 514 "Secrets, Lies and Lamaze" 104 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,000 The "Vegas Team" 105 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:44,300 Transcript : www.Yyets.Net 106 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:47,600 Synchronization : Flolo 107 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,600 http://www.thevegasteam.xdir.fr 108 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:53,700 h 109 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:53,800 ht 110 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:53,900 htt 111 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:54,000 http 112 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,100 http: 113 00:04:54,100 --> 00:04:54,200 http:/ 114 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:54,300 http:// 115 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:54,400 http://t 116 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:54,500 http://th 117 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:54,600 http://the 118 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:54,700 http://thev 119 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:54,800 http://theve 120 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:54,900 http://thevega 121 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:55,000 http://thevegas 122 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:55,100 http://thevegast 123 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:55,200 http://thevegaste 124 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:55,300 http://thevegastea 125 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:55,400 http://thevegasteam 126 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:55,500 http://thevegasteam. 127 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:55,600 http://thevegasteam.x 128 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:55,700 http://thevegasteam.xd 129 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:55,800 http://thevegasteam.xdi 130 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:55,900 http://thevegasteam.xdir 131 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:56,000 http://thevegasteam.xdir. 132 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,100 http://thevegasteam.xdir.f 133 00:04:56,100 --> 00:05:05,200 http://thevegasteam.xdir.fr 134 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:15,200 http://thevegasteam.xdir.fr 135 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:25,777 I no want go with you, Sam. Rather wide butt with angry porcupine. 136 00:05:25,778 --> 00:05:28,451 Well, you have to, because you were in the car. You're my only eyewitness. 137 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:31,984 Yeah, I know. You saw kids and sped up. Lucky they run fast. 138 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:34,280 Policeman should arrest you, not give you ticket. 139 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,691 Okay, here's your story... no kids, no crosswalk. Remember that. 140 00:05:37,692 --> 00:05:39,920 You want Polly to lie under oats? 141 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:42,710 Yes, of course! I mean, you may not have to. 142 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,589 The copy may not show up, and without his testimony, 143 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:48,457 - they'll probably drop the whole thing. - No, court scare me. You ever see judge Judy? 144 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:51,119 - All right, how much? - You say how much. 145 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,549 - 500. - No way. I make that in one hour. 146 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:57,753 - Give happy time to special client. - A thousand. Come on. 147 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,980 Okay, but I have two hour, then big cuticle disaster. 148 00:06:00,981 --> 00:06:03,662 Take me all day like foreskin on cape Buffalo. 149 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,658 - You'll be back. I promise. - Okay. 150 00:06:05,668 --> 00:06:07,520 So I heard you fired Piper. 151 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:10,520 I had no choice, man... how did you know that? 152 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:11,792 Piper told me. 153 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:14,300 She understood but was really upset. 154 00:06:14,301 --> 00:06:16,480 I feel terrible about it, but what was I supposed to do? 155 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,220 And please do not say anything to Delinda. 156 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,980 - She's gonna hate me. - Yeah, of course. 157 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:22,789 She and Piper have become pretty close over the last couple of months. 158 00:06:22,805 --> 00:06:25,251 - Hate coming right at ya! - Danny mccoy. 159 00:06:25,522 --> 00:06:27,480 What do you have to say for yourself? 160 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,820 How can you put your head on your pillow and sleep at night? 161 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:31,720 I can answer that for you... you won't. 162 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:33,680 I had no... I had no choice, okay? 163 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,820 It was the gaming commission. They came down on me. 164 00:06:35,850 --> 00:06:37,680 It was either fire her or pay a million dollar fine. 165 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,747 - What do you want me to do? - What's a million dollars to the Montecito? 166 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:43,675 That would be fiscally irresponsible. She's only been with us for a few months. 167 00:06:43,676 --> 00:06:45,180 What's wrong? You okay? 168 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:46,980 Sorry. Acid reflux. 169 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:49,280 You still having the heartburn? 170 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,849 24/7. 171 00:06:51,335 --> 00:06:53,680 I just wanna go home and lie down. 172 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,399 Yeah, but, uh, we can't bail on parenting class. 173 00:06:57,820 --> 00:06:59,020 Why not? 174 00:06:59,050 --> 00:07:01,320 'Cause I'm totally psyched for parenting class! 175 00:07:01,350 --> 00:07:04,193 - Really? - Yeah! Hold on one second. 176 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:06,004 Hey, Cooper, what's going on? 177 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:08,280 I'll be right there. 178 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,884 Duty calls, babe, but, uh, so... 179 00:07:10,885 --> 00:07:12,067 We're on? 180 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:14,937 I guess I can be miserable there instead of home. 181 00:07:14,938 --> 00:07:17,303 That's my... that's my girl. 182 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:23,750 There's something you need to tell me? 183 00:07:23,780 --> 00:07:25,950 She allowed a minor to gamble in the casino. 184 00:07:25,980 --> 00:07:27,050 I see. 185 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,707 Gaming commission caught her red-Handed. 186 00:07:28,708 --> 00:07:30,720 - Did you have any other options? - A fine. 187 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:32,479 - How much? - Million. 188 00:07:33,165 --> 00:07:35,540 I'd say they were trying to send us a message. 189 00:07:35,728 --> 00:07:37,972 Look, I know how much everybody liked Piper around here. 190 00:07:37,973 --> 00:07:40,301 But given the circumstances, i didn't have much choice. 191 00:07:40,302 --> 00:07:43,407 - You did the right thing, Danny. - I know. I know. 192 00:07:43,408 --> 00:07:45,150 Now, hire her back. 193 00:07:46,446 --> 00:07:47,780 'Scuse me? 194 00:07:48,537 --> 00:07:50,171 Hire Piper back. 195 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,620 - What about the gaming commission? - I'll take care of it. 196 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:09,943 Furthermore, I'm ordering you to pay a fine in the amount of $275, 197 00:08:09,944 --> 00:08:11,820 plus three days community service. 198 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:14,384 We be here all day. You told me ten minute. 199 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:16,480 I going to punch you in the ovary. 200 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:20,665 Next up, violation number k458q75. 201 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,384 Samantha jane Marquez. 202 00:08:22,385 --> 00:08:24,372 Yes, your honor, I'm here. 203 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:27,080 Right. And so is officer hayes, I see. 204 00:08:27,628 --> 00:08:30,097 - Oh, crap. - I thought you said cop not show up. 205 00:08:30,098 --> 00:08:31,375 I was wrong! 206 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,480 Cop here, you screwed. 207 00:08:35,550 --> 00:08:38,941 - How do you plead, Ms. Marquez? - Uh, not guilty, so... 208 00:08:38,950 --> 00:08:41,926 And do you... have any evidence or any witnesses? 209 00:08:41,927 --> 00:08:43,128 Uh, just one. 210 00:08:43,198 --> 00:08:45,160 You were sick. That's why I made a u-Turn to get to the hospital. 211 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:47,038 I thought you say not do anything. 212 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:49,799 Please. State your name for the record. 213 00:08:51,773 --> 00:08:56,307 - Polly Chae. I very sick woman. - Please proceed, Ms. Marquez. 214 00:08:56,517 --> 00:08:58,348 Uh, Ms. Chae, on the day in question, 215 00:08:58,349 --> 00:09:01,342 were you in my car traveling east on stewart avenue? 216 00:09:01,343 --> 00:09:02,750 - Yes. - Yes. 217 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:05,420 Sometime I get bloated, you know. 218 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:09,245 Stomach swell up like thanksgiving parade float. Hurt like hell. 219 00:09:09,793 --> 00:09:12,582 Yes. You were sick that day, weren't you, Miss Chae? 220 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:15,970 Oh, yeah, very bad gas, diarrhea... I have burrito. 221 00:09:15,971 --> 00:09:17,629 You don't want to smell that one. 222 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,840 And, you know, I need medical attention, and she save me. 223 00:09:20,841 --> 00:09:24,037 She even tried to warn kids first before turning, you know. 224 00:09:24,038 --> 00:09:27,906 She say, "move little asses out of way or get run over." 225 00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:31,923 I am convicting you of the offense, Ms. Marquez, 226 00:09:31,924 --> 00:09:36,514 and in addition to the mandated fine, I'm sentencing you to traffic school 227 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:38,494 - starting first thing tomorrow morning. - Perfect. 228 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,889 - Oh, that suck for you, Sam. - And for you, too Ms. Chae. 229 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:44,722 You're going with her for lying in my courtroom. 230 00:09:44,731 --> 00:09:49,013 Oh, no, no, please... I give you free wax... moustache. You need. 231 00:09:49,925 --> 00:09:52,150 Excuse me, do you mind if I put my ball down here? 232 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:55,310 - No. Have a seat. - I'm Delinda. This is Danny. 233 00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:56,920 - Hi. - How are you guys? 234 00:09:56,950 --> 00:10:00,776 I'm Annie. This is my husband Chad. And this is Elise. 235 00:10:00,777 --> 00:10:04,070 - Oh, you're having a baby girl. - Yeah. Just found out last week. 236 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:06,214 We're kinda hoping to be surprised on the big day. 237 00:10:06,215 --> 00:10:09,080 Hello, moms, dads, and special others. 238 00:10:09,669 --> 00:10:12,381 Welcome to your first parenting class. 239 00:10:12,475 --> 00:10:16,950 I like to start by answering a few questions. Okay? 240 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:20,671 My sister went through 56 hours of agonizing labor. 241 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,914 She said it was like pushing a freight train through a pinhole. 242 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,357 Wait, wait, I heard that 243 00:10:25,372 --> 00:10:28,555 the average length of labor is actually about 12 to 14 hours. 244 00:10:28,556 --> 00:10:30,850 Most labors are relatively short. 245 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,520 - I want drugs. Lots of them. - But for the long ones, 246 00:10:32,536 --> 00:10:37,930 epidurals are quite effective in relieving pain and discomfort. 247 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,251 What about breast feeding? 248 00:10:39,252 --> 00:10:41,820 Is it true your nipples crack and bleed? 249 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,893 Well, that does happen to some women. 250 00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:47,339 But that's just until your breasts get conditioned. 251 00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:52,079 Yeah, the nipples can also heal faster if you, you know, vary the feeding position. 252 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:55,380 You lay the baby on your lap or, you know, on your side, 253 00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,886 or you lay the baby next to you on the bed. 254 00:10:57,905 --> 00:11:00,421 Did you hear that? Thank you, Danny. 255 00:11:00,449 --> 00:11:02,419 - That's impressive. - Thanks, man. 256 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:04,729 Whare you, and what have you done with my boyfriend? 257 00:11:10,742 --> 00:11:13,380 You talked about nipples out loud in a crowded room? 258 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,581 Nipples are a natural part of the female anatomy, brother. 259 00:11:15,582 --> 00:11:17,496 - I get that. - A nipple is a conduit 260 00:11:17,525 --> 00:11:19,665 of nourishment between the mother and the child. 261 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,463 And kegeling. 262 00:11:21,464 --> 00:11:24,721 Ever heard of kegeling? Braxton hicks contractions. 263 00:11:24,722 --> 00:11:28,183 - We did a little prenatal yoga. - Wow. You're scaring me, bro. 264 00:11:28,192 --> 00:11:30,598 Just sit up straight for a second. I wanna show you something. 265 00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:32,091 Isn't that Piper? 266 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,940 Oh, yeah. Cooper had me hire her back. 267 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,979 Said he would handle the gaming commission. 268 00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:42,046 - Vegas connections already. - Yeah. He's full of surprises, isn't he? 269 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:45,599 - Danny, Mike. - Hey, beautiful. 270 00:11:45,759 --> 00:11:47,824 How are you this evening? 271 00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:49,665 Are we... are we in trouble again? 272 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,414 Nope. Just came by to collect the check. 273 00:11:53,534 --> 00:11:55,780 What check? 274 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:57,580 From A.J. Cooper. 275 00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:01,972 If you ask me, a million dollars is a lot to pay for a concierge. 276 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:05,380 But then again... I'm not a billionaire. 277 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,580 That's not any sense, why would Cooper pay the fine? 278 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,680 I don't know. 279 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,080 Maybe he thinks Piper's a great concierge. 280 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,768 No savy businessman's gonna pay a million bucks for a concierge. 281 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,880 He would for a piece of ass. 282 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,850 What? 283 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,233 I know this is difficult for you guys, but let me say it slowly... 284 00:12:41,234 --> 00:12:43,220 Cooper is banging Piper. 285 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,199 - What? - No. No way. 286 00:12:48,537 --> 00:12:49,650 She's right. 287 00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,480 We totally missed it! 288 00:12:52,228 --> 00:12:53,650 Yeah, we did. 289 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,850 She's so much unger than him. 290 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,420 She told me she didn't date older guys. 291 00:12:57,450 --> 00:13:00,594 - She told you that 'cause you're poor. - Guys, guys, he's coming. Act normal. 292 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,716 How are we supposed to do that? I already have this stupid smile now. 293 00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:05,623 - Hey! - Oh, hey, what's going on? 294 00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:07,650 How's the chinese menu coming along, Delinda? 295 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,050 It's great. 296 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,080 We've got everything from mu shoo pork to egg so young. 297 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,350 - Foo yung. - Foo yung. 298 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:15,050 Okay. Sounds good. 299 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,979 Well, I got a meeting I gotta get to, so I'll see you guys. 300 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,150 - I got that thing. - I have traffic school. So... 301 00:13:22,465 --> 00:13:26,250 - Are you okay? - Heatbrun, ac reflux. 302 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,580 Oh! That's a common problem as the baby gets bigger. 303 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:32,666 You need to avoid carbonated beverages, and sleep propped up a little bit. 304 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,010 - I'll try that. - Yeah. 305 00:13:34,011 --> 00:13:36,880 And if you need any help, please feel free to ask Piper. 306 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,050 She's back at work, you know. 307 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,420 I'm really glad. We all really like Piper. 308 00:13:40,450 --> 00:13:42,033 Don't we? 309 00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:43,780 Yes. 310 00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,350 Take time to think. 311 00:13:49,891 --> 00:13:53,650 There is never any need for mechanized death. 312 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:58,180 With more than 50,000 motorists killed annually on our highways, 313 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:03,877 the traffic death rate has solidly entrenched itsf as the nation's third greatest killer, 314 00:14:03,878 --> 00:14:06,694 Second only to heart ailments and cancer. 315 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:10,225 Death is now a common sight on our highways. 316 00:14:11,138 --> 00:14:14,380 It's senseless. It's mechanized death. 317 00:14:22,769 --> 00:14:26,475 I hope you enjoyed the inspirational movie mechanized death. 318 00:14:26,476 --> 00:14:28,480 That very upsetting movie. 319 00:14:28,849 --> 00:14:31,142 All the crash, bang, boom... 320 00:14:31,143 --> 00:14:33,641 Remind me of first date with boyfriend. 321 00:14:36,390 --> 00:14:37,880 What the hell are you doing here? 322 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,779 What, a guy in a wheelchair can't speed? Come on. 323 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,889 I didn't know it went that fast. 324 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:44,520 I was in my bentley, Sam. 325 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,438 - You have a Bentley? - You are late. 326 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,364 Yes. Yes, I am. I'm sorry. 327 00:14:53,365 --> 00:14:56,550 It says Frankie's comedy traffic school. 328 00:14:58,342 --> 00:15:01,826 - You're not funny. - No, I'm not. I'm also not Frank. 329 00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:03,170 My name is Ted. 330 00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:06,072 Frank got a gig at a comedy club in reno this week. 331 00:15:06,082 --> 00:15:09,147 I normally teach welding and video game design. 332 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:12,733 - Uh, hey, Frank, listen... - Ted. 333 00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:14,149 Uh, Ted, 334 00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:20,046 I am a very busy woman, so I really don't have time to be here. 335 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:24,433 If you could just write me down as having completed the course... 336 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:27,534 That would be fantastic. 337 00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:31,550 Frank is my boyfriend. 338 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,020 So let's settle in for the long haul, shall we? 339 00:15:38,996 --> 00:15:40,564 Tramp. 340 00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:45,318 Nine! 341 00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:52,950 Cooper. I wanted to thank you for bringing me back. 342 00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:58,110 You know, uh... I heard you had to pay a fine, and I hope it wasn't too much. 343 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:02,335 It was a lot, and if you do anything that stupid again, I won't help you. 344 00:16:06,512 --> 00:16:09,539 - You like being here? - Yeah. I really do. 345 00:16:10,298 --> 00:16:14,401 You know, it's in my best interest to keep you around. 346 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:22,350 Did you know that in Macau the casinos have very few crap tables? 347 00:16:22,952 --> 00:16:27,579 - I wonder why. It's very popular here. - Gamblers don't seem to like them. 348 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,703 Maybe you just never know what someone's gonna like, you know? 349 00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:35,188 No, I guess you don't. 350 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:43,926 Bring up any footage we have of Piper and Cooper together. 351 00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:48,775 Everything, since we poached her from the Palms. 352 00:16:57,872 --> 00:16:59,220 Wait, wait, wait. 353 00:17:00,435 --> 00:17:01,581 Right there. 354 00:17:08,415 --> 00:17:10,677 It's really nice of you guys to have us over. 355 00:17:11,588 --> 00:17:13,485 We're all kinda in the same boat here. 356 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,921 Maybe when the kids are born, we can have, like, a play date. 357 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,267 A play date. Yeah, sure. That'd be... that'd be great, man. 358 00:17:21,559 --> 00:17:23,020 When are you guys due? 359 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,194 Three weeks. 360 00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:25,420 - Really? - Yeah. 361 00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:26,450 - Soon. - Yes. 362 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,536 - You nervous? - No. No, no, no, no, no. 363 00:17:28,537 --> 00:17:30,381 Take one of these. 364 00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:34,011 It'll help with the reflux, and it's totally organic. 365 00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:38,912 They have no clue how easy they have it, do they? 366 00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:41,473 Oh, how could they? They did the fun part. 367 00:17:41,474 --> 00:17:43,488 Now everything else falls on us. 368 00:17:43,489 --> 00:17:46,650 They think the occasional back rub is gonna make it all equal. 369 00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,994 Chad loves to give me foot rubs. 370 00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:51,530 Yeah, no, he's not very good at it. 371 00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:53,923 Just finished painting the nursery last week. 372 00:17:53,924 --> 00:17:55,462 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah. 373 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:56,928 Annie wanted to get all the fumes out 374 00:17:56,929 --> 00:17:59,450 before, you know, the little princess arrived, so... 375 00:18:00,074 --> 00:18:02,493 That's what we did. Or that's what I did. 376 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,980 Yeah, I don't... 377 00:18:04,477 --> 00:18:06,949 I don't think we talked about the nursery yet. 378 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:09,587 - Really? - Preschool already? 379 00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:13,065 - The baby's not even born yet. - Yeah, but you gotta get on that, Delinda. 380 00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:16,613 As soon as you know your due date, you get your baby enrolled in school. 381 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:18,880 Those waiting lists can be unbelievable. 382 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,878 My banker's amazing. 383 00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:23,490 He'll help you out with that 529 fund right away. 384 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:26,050 The 529 is the... 385 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,172 - Tax deferred college fund, yeah. - That's right, the college fund. 386 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:34,498 Oh, my gosh, you know what? Here, take this. I've got plenty of copies. 387 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:36,720 That is my baby checklist. 388 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,780 I've got it broken down into categories... 389 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:42,632 Health, and then education, and finance. 390 00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:44,880 And all of the relevant contact information is there. 391 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,280 It will really help you be prepared for baby. 392 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,025 You gotta start saving right away. Hell, man, preschool's like 10 grand a year. 393 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:52,520 - For finger-painting. - I know. 394 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:56,926 Imagine what college is gonna cost. It's total bull... hey, ladies! 395 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:57,980 Hi. 396 00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,820 We were just starting to worry about you guys. 397 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:03,283 Oh, well, Delinda was just showing me around their beautiful condo. 398 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,120 Why don't you guys come have a seat? 399 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:07,398 Are you guys planning on getting a house? 400 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,350 Yeah. 401 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:15,019 I mean, right now we're... this'll be fine, and then maybe we'll decide after that. 402 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:18,564 Oh. Well, are there any other babies that live in this building? 403 00:19:18,565 --> 00:19:19,960 - No. - No. 404 00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:22,580 No. Just... couples like us. 405 00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,120 Great. Wow. 406 00:19:27,396 --> 00:19:29,003 Look at that balcony! 407 00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:32,995 Od, can you imagine? 408 00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:34,385 No. 409 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,756 Did you know that a rumor, by definition, is information that circulates 410 00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:50,700 without any substantiating evidence? 411 00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,163 Well... 412 00:19:58,570 --> 00:20:02,007 My decision to bring Piper back was strictly professional. 413 00:20:02,657 --> 00:20:05,858 Uh, you know, you don't owe me an explanation. This is your place. 414 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:09,252 - You do whatever you want to do. - Yeah, but still... 415 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,574 Then again, I am a very good listener. 416 00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:15,626 Look, Danny, I know it's important 417 00:20:15,627 --> 00:20:18,819 that our employees know they're gonna be held accountable when they screw up. 418 00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,814 But it's also important to offer a second chance 419 00:20:21,842 --> 00:20:25,123 to somebody as promising as Piper when she stumbles. 420 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,769 Somebody gave me a second chance once. I would bet the same is true with you. 421 00:20:29,911 --> 00:20:32,502 Uh, that's a nice sentiment, but you do realize 422 00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:34,766 this is probably gonna take us years to recoup this money. 423 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:37,208 The money came out of my personal account. 424 00:20:43,971 --> 00:20:47,332 Hey, if I were you, i would keep that between us. 425 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,070 That little piece of information 426 00:20:49,071 --> 00:20:53,567 is, uh, not exactly gonna slow the rumor mill, if you know what I mean. 427 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:04,287 Can anyone tell me how you determine the proper distance between two cars? 428 00:21:04,288 --> 00:21:07,254 - It depends how fast you're going. - Oh. That is not correct. 429 00:21:07,272 --> 00:21:10,814 - Oh, you apply three-second rule. - That's right, Polly. 430 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:16,160 When the vehicle in front of you reaches a certain point, count to three, as in... 431 00:21:16,162 --> 00:21:20,115 One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand. 432 00:21:20,116 --> 00:21:23,531 If you have passed said point before you finish counting, 433 00:21:24,238 --> 00:21:26,585 you are following too close. 434 00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:28,530 He funny. 435 00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:30,493 You having fun, Polly? 436 00:21:30,494 --> 00:21:33,620 You just jealous because Polly teacher pet. 437 00:21:33,621 --> 00:21:37,700 You know, ruin bell curve for mediocre american c-student like you. 438 00:21:37,701 --> 00:21:38,830 I have to get outta here. 439 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:43,199 It's now timen for our 15-minute, bathroom/snack/smoking break. 440 00:21:44,451 --> 00:21:48,320 Please remember to sign back in before you return to the room. 441 00:21:49,386 --> 00:21:51,556 And do not talk to me during our time down. 442 00:21:51,557 --> 00:21:54,500 Listen, I need you to do me a little favor. 443 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,186 Oh, no. Last time I do you favor, I end up here. 444 00:21:57,187 --> 00:22:00,190 Yeah, 'cause I can't listen to Tom talk. I can't be here with Ted all week. 445 00:22:00,191 --> 00:22:02,594 I have to get back to the Montecito to take care of my whales. 446 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,913 When we get back from the break, I want you to sign my name in, 447 00:22:06,914 --> 00:22:08,570 and Ted will never know I was gone. 448 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,695 No, no, no. Polly also have a busy job at casino. 449 00:22:11,696 --> 00:22:16,737 You make me miss four mani-Pedi, in grown toenail, very nasty, complicated... 450 00:22:16,738 --> 00:22:18,169 - I'm sorry about that, but... - And I promise a 451 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,916 heart-shape bush wax, anniversary present... 452 00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:24,800 And two backdoor bleaches, my secret specialty. 453 00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:28,330 I just need you to sign my name in after the break, okay? 454 00:22:28,331 --> 00:22:29,775 - No! - All right. I love you. 455 00:22:29,776 --> 00:22:31,570 No, no, no... Hey, where you going? 456 00:22:31,571 --> 00:22:33,373 I've gone through every bit of surveillance footage 457 00:22:33,374 --> 00:22:35,485 of Piper and Cooper since they arrived here at the Montecito. 458 00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:38,630 I can't find a single shot of them having lunch together, 459 00:22:38,670 --> 00:22:41,970 holding hands, taking afternoon siestas in a suite... 460 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,893 Don't you have better things to do than spy on the boss, man? 461 00:22:43,894 --> 00:22:45,870 - No, not really. - Why are you so invested in this? 462 00:22:45,871 --> 00:22:48,115 I'm not, I'm just curious. Curious by nature. 463 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:50,911 I mean, a woman tells you directly that she doesn't like older guys. 464 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:53,324 Then she turns around and has an affair with one? 465 00:22:53,325 --> 00:22:56,130 One much older than me. Makes a guy curious. 466 00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:58,403 - I see, I see. - I just figured it out. You're jealous! 467 00:22:58,422 --> 00:22:59,783 - That's what this is. - No way. 468 00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:02,102 - Absolutely not jealous. - No, no, this makes perfect sense, Mike. 469 00:23:02,103 --> 00:23:04,340 She's very attractive. She's got body. 470 00:23:04,378 --> 00:23:06,208 She's fun, she's energetic, and she turned you down. 471 00:23:06,209 --> 00:23:08,952 - That's where you're wrong. - She did not turn me down. 472 00:23:08,953 --> 00:23:11,929 - Who didn't turn who down? - Piper sort of blew him off. 473 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,527 Ah, Mike, I'm so sorry. Are your feelings hurt? 474 00:23:14,528 --> 00:23:17,361 - I don't like Piper. I don't like Piper. - You want what you can't have. 475 00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,977 Well, good, good, 'cause if she's not doing the nasty with Cooper, 476 00:23:19,978 --> 00:23:22,470 I know she's hoping to bump uglies with Justin. 477 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:25,031 Wait... Please don't say things like that, not with my baby. 478 00:23:25,032 --> 00:23:27,300 - And who is Justin? - The cabana boy. 479 00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:29,485 The one who likes to show off his little six-Pack? 480 00:23:29,486 --> 00:23:31,030 More like a 12-Pack. 481 00:23:31,070 --> 00:23:34,069 He and his girlfriend just broke up, and he's back on the market. 482 00:23:34,070 --> 00:23:35,270 Wait a second. 483 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,469 - What? - What about a test? 484 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:40,030 A little rendezvous between Piper and Justin? 485 00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:42,800 If she goes for it, then we know she's not seeing Cooper. 486 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:46,300 But if she blows Justin off, then she's definitely taking moustache rides. 487 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:47,467 - Hey! - No, D. 488 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,670 Seriously, the baby can hear you. 489 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:53,228 Yeah. That's an image I could have lived without, D. Thanks. 490 00:23:56,830 --> 00:23:59,429 - Oh, hey, Sam. - Ah, no, no, I don't have time, lolita. 491 00:23:59,430 --> 00:24:00,904 I'm all business all day. 492 00:24:00,905 --> 00:24:03,460 Yeah, well, someone's waiting for you, and I think he's all business too. 493 00:24:03,461 --> 00:24:04,747 Oh, is it one of my clients? 494 00:24:04,748 --> 00:24:07,340 Not unless the city's paying them more than they used to. 495 00:24:07,472 --> 00:24:11,362 There she is, fugitive of law... Slippery Sam! 496 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,934 You sold me out? 497 00:24:12,935 --> 00:24:15,535 Friend no let friend go to traffic school by self. 498 00:24:15,536 --> 00:24:18,983 Ms. Marquez, Ms. Chae, come with me. Now. 499 00:24:19,308 --> 00:24:22,024 - You bitch! - What you call me? 500 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:24,968 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go. Turn it off. 501 00:24:24,969 --> 00:24:27,312 - You no call me that! - You little bitch! 502 00:24:27,537 --> 00:24:29,000 Hey, Piper. 503 00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:31,277 - What's up? - Hi. Justin. 504 00:24:31,278 --> 00:24:33,334 You remember my name. That's a good sign. 505 00:24:33,335 --> 00:24:35,631 Yeah, well, uh, it's on your name Tag. 506 00:24:35,669 --> 00:24:39,519 Usually. Except you don't have one, because you're not wearing a shirt. 507 00:24:41,793 --> 00:24:44,836 Naw, got a little sweaty, so I had to take it off to dry. 508 00:24:44,837 --> 00:24:47,897 You should really be wearing a shirt, Justin, when you're inside. 509 00:24:47,911 --> 00:24:50,000 It's kind of unprofessional. 510 00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:53,174 - You want me to put my shirt on? - Yeah, it's not the pool. 511 00:24:55,263 --> 00:24:57,206 I guess I'll just go to the pool. 512 00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,587 Great idea. 513 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,517 She's a lesbian. 514 00:25:07,730 --> 00:25:09,894 She's so totally doing Cooper. 515 00:25:09,895 --> 00:25:12,664 It's not saying you can never park. 516 00:25:12,816 --> 00:25:15,464 You just can't park here. 517 00:25:16,019 --> 00:25:17,830 - Excuse me. - Polly. 518 00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:24,797 When sign say no u-turn, couldn't it also mean "No. You, turn!" 519 00:25:25,270 --> 00:25:29,973 - Go ahead, what you waiting for? - There is no comma in that signage. 520 00:25:30,330 --> 00:25:32,400 Okay, but still, very confusing. 521 00:25:32,401 --> 00:25:35,698 Okay, everybody, I want you to pick out your favorite sign. 522 00:25:35,755 --> 00:25:39,290 - Hello, Mr. Schwager? - Hi! I'm so glad you called. 523 00:25:39,676 --> 00:25:42,267 Yes, we are so looking forward to your stay at the Montecito. 524 00:25:42,268 --> 00:25:43,676 Sir, I have your special... I have a special... 525 00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:46,430 I'm gonna have to call you back, Mr. Schwa... 526 00:25:46,843 --> 00:25:49,200 You'll get it back after class. 527 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,470 Check this out. 528 00:25:58,826 --> 00:26:00,215 - It's a map. - It's a map. 529 00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:06,367 - What are the red dots for? - They represent Cooper and Piper. 530 00:26:06,368 --> 00:26:10,067 The intersecting lines represent significant dates in their lives. 531 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,635 - And you made this? - Yeah. 532 00:26:12,330 --> 00:26:13,730 - It's a little creepy. - What? 533 00:26:13,763 --> 00:26:18,237 Just stick with me. The first intersecting line... Piper's born in Miami. 534 00:26:18,378 --> 00:26:22,613 Cooper buys a string of condos in nearby Orlando. 535 00:26:22,730 --> 00:26:26,754 The next intersecting line... Piper goes to college in Madison. 536 00:26:26,755 --> 00:26:29,961 Cooper buys Wisconsin's biggest paper mill. 537 00:26:29,962 --> 00:26:32,126 - Aw, come on. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 538 00:26:32,127 --> 00:26:34,896 She goes to work, front desk at a hotel in San Francisco. 539 00:26:34,986 --> 00:26:39,145 He buys a high-tech company in San Jose. 540 00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:43,896 The last intersecting line... She goes to work at the Palms. 541 00:26:43,905 --> 00:26:49,021 Three months later, he buys the Montecito, steals her away from the maloofs. 542 00:26:49,022 --> 00:26:50,825 This could just be a coincidence. 543 00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:53,670 Or no coincidence at all. 544 00:26:55,277 --> 00:26:56,470 Luke... 545 00:26:56,479 --> 00:26:58,400 I am your father. 546 00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,135 - What are you... Darth Vader? - Yeah. 547 00:27:00,136 --> 00:27:01,093 What? 548 00:27:01,301 --> 00:27:02,747 It's a great Darth Vader. 549 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:04,259 What does that have to do with any of this? 550 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:06,560 Cooper, Piper, Piper, Cooper. Don't you... 551 00:27:06,561 --> 00:27:08,114 The dimples? 552 00:27:08,115 --> 00:27:10,879 - Darth Vader never had dimples. - No. Cooper. Piper. 553 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,578 They have dimples. They're the same. 554 00:27:12,579 --> 00:27:14,569 Cooper is Piper's father. 555 00:27:14,570 --> 00:27:15,433 No. 556 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,615 Yes. It's right here! 557 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:25,630 Piper, my friends and I would love to have dinner tonight 558 00:27:25,631 --> 00:27:28,767 at 9:00 at the Palms, but the corner booth is reserved. 559 00:27:28,768 --> 00:27:30,946 - Could you unreserve it? - I'll call the head waiter. 560 00:27:30,947 --> 00:27:32,720 I'm sure he can move some things around to accommodate. 561 00:27:32,721 --> 00:27:35,050 Thanks. Ruby Slippers? 562 00:27:36,514 --> 00:27:38,532 Then, apparently, they would like to go 563 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:41,200 to one of the strip bars where someone named... 564 00:27:41,230 --> 00:27:43,229 - Ruby Slippers. - Ruby Slippers performs. 565 00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:44,730 Spearmint Rhino. 566 00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:46,879 I'll make sure that she's working tonight. 567 00:27:49,370 --> 00:27:51,315 - Three passes only. - Understood. 568 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,339 Pretty smooth, Piper. 569 00:27:57,062 --> 00:27:59,270 Cooper was definitely impressed. 570 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,530 I do owe him big time, Mike. 571 00:28:01,570 --> 00:28:03,130 He did hire me back here. 572 00:28:03,869 --> 00:28:05,370 He's tough, but he's, uh... 573 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,745 Really kind of fatherly, you know? 574 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:10,500 Yeah. I guess he sort of is. 575 00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:11,500 Yeah. 576 00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:13,239 My old man was never like that. 577 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,314 And look how good you turned out, huh? 578 00:28:15,315 --> 00:28:16,670 Sure did. 579 00:28:17,971 --> 00:28:19,473 What about your dad? 580 00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:24,070 I don't really like to talk about him, so... 581 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:25,794 Was he a nice guy, huh? 582 00:28:28,048 --> 00:28:30,573 I'm sorry, I know it's none of my business. 583 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:35,011 Ah, it's okay. I just, um... I just never knew him, you know? 584 00:28:35,470 --> 00:28:39,017 He took off on my mother just after I was born. So... 585 00:28:40,630 --> 00:28:43,205 - You ever thought about tracking him down? - Never saw the point. 586 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,973 You gotta wonder about him. 587 00:28:47,263 --> 00:28:49,000 Miss him, maybe? 588 00:28:49,030 --> 00:28:51,729 Mike, you can't miss what you never knew. 589 00:28:54,183 --> 00:28:56,756 Hey. What are you working on? 590 00:28:57,043 --> 00:29:00,686 Chad's broker sent over some college saving account forms. 591 00:29:01,438 --> 00:29:03,962 Number nine on the check list. Great. 592 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,400 Do you realize that by the time this kid's 18 years old, 593 00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:09,059 we'll have spent almost a half a million dollars? 594 00:29:09,060 --> 00:29:11,730 And that's if he or she goes to public school? 595 00:29:11,770 --> 00:29:13,570 And what if we don't move? 596 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,430 It turns out that our school district sucks, 597 00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:17,756 so we're gonna have to send him to private school. 598 00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,540 In which case, we may as well just, you know, 599 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:21,887 fork over the money for a house in a good neighborhood. 600 00:29:21,888 --> 00:29:25,426 Exactly. Annie and Chad's Realtor. 601 00:29:25,870 --> 00:29:28,446 I made an appointment next thursday to see that house. 602 00:29:28,447 --> 00:29:30,600 Ah, okay. I got a bunch of stuff next week. 603 00:29:30,630 --> 00:29:32,430 I'll have to check my schedule. 604 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:35,030 Danny, it's number three on the checklist. 605 00:29:35,070 --> 00:29:37,162 I mean, we have to find the right house in a good district. 606 00:29:37,163 --> 00:29:40,213 - You just said so yourself. - Oh, yeah. You're right. 607 00:29:41,652 --> 00:29:44,976 It's just all, uh, a little overwhelming. 608 00:29:44,977 --> 00:29:47,670 - But it's a good thing we met Chad and Annie. - Yeah. 609 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:50,184 - We'd be so unprepared for this baby. - Yeah, they're great. 610 00:29:50,185 --> 00:29:51,649 Yeah, they're great. 611 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,344 Hey, Carter. 612 00:30:04,401 --> 00:30:07,645 This is my request for saturday off. I know you haven't assigned them yet, 613 00:30:07,646 --> 00:30:09,044 but I was just hoping that I can get the weekend? 614 00:30:09,045 --> 00:30:10,670 I see... 615 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:14,232 You see, bad religion is in town. I've got killer tickets, so... 616 00:30:14,242 --> 00:30:15,930 No need to explain. 617 00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:17,697 You take whatever day you want. 618 00:30:18,770 --> 00:30:21,270 Really? Nobody wanted saturday off? 619 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:24,120 Oh, they did. But I'm giving it to you. 620 00:30:27,170 --> 00:30:28,530 Okay. 621 00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:30,729 Thanks, Carter. I really appreciate that. 622 00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:31,991 No problem. 623 00:30:31,992 --> 00:30:34,029 What goes around comes around, right? 624 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:36,256 What? 625 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:39,490 Just... don't forget us little people on the way up. 626 00:30:40,453 --> 00:30:41,805 On the way up. 627 00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:43,787 Okay, Carter, what are you talking about? 628 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:47,916 Carter. 629 00:30:47,926 --> 00:30:49,005 Carter! 630 00:30:53,326 --> 00:30:55,796 I was already slowing down when I got the ticket, 631 00:30:55,797 --> 00:30:57,500 but the cop didn't seem to care. 632 00:30:57,530 --> 00:30:59,670 Gave me the maximum fine. 633 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:01,685 Oh. How fast do you go? 634 00:31:01,686 --> 00:31:03,270 Uh... 195. 635 00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:06,294 He's lying. No street legal car goes that fast. 636 00:31:06,295 --> 00:31:08,270 Um, McLaren slr does. 637 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:09,970 Uh, hello! 638 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,099 Could we stop lollygagging? 639 00:31:12,698 --> 00:31:16,302 - Switch seats with me. - I can see instructor with no obstruction. 640 00:31:16,303 --> 00:31:17,500 This is your seat. 641 00:31:17,530 --> 00:31:19,210 That's your seat. 642 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,946 So, you know, I was just kidding when I called you a liar over there. 643 00:31:23,947 --> 00:31:25,420 Don't worry about it. 644 00:31:25,421 --> 00:31:27,651 - I'm a bad girl. - I could... 645 00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:28,731 - I could tell that. - What's your name? 646 00:31:29,183 --> 00:31:31,014 - Oh, I'm Sam. - Sam. Nice to meet you. 647 00:31:31,015 --> 00:31:32,800 So how much did that mclaren set you back? 648 00:31:33,072 --> 00:31:34,756 - About half a mil. - Nice. 649 00:31:34,757 --> 00:31:36,023 Prostitute! 650 00:31:36,202 --> 00:31:38,643 Piper Denies knowing anything about her father 651 00:31:38,644 --> 00:31:42,103 Well, she is... If she is Cooper's daughter... I can see why she'd hide it, 652 00:31:42,104 --> 00:31:43,934 because she wanted to be taken seriously, right? 653 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,624 Didn't bother Delinda. 654 00:31:45,774 --> 00:31:48,070 Well, her dad's not a billionaire. 655 00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:51,466 Why isn't Piper running the place? Why work as a concierge? 656 00:31:51,494 --> 00:31:55,100 Uh... well, maybe she wants to learn from the ground up. 657 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:58,096 I'm sure that's what Cooper did every time he started a new business, right? 658 00:31:58,097 --> 00:31:59,683 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 659 00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:02,730 Parenting class in ten minutes. 660 00:32:02,770 --> 00:32:04,134 - See you guys. - Yep. 661 00:32:05,030 --> 00:32:06,660 What's going on, Mike? 662 00:32:07,230 --> 00:32:08,270 Nothing. 663 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:11,435 So then why did you and Danny stop talking the second I walked up? 664 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,137 - Did we? I didn't... I didn't... - And it's not just that. 665 00:32:14,138 --> 00:32:17,063 It's like this whole entire casino is acting weird whenever I'm around. 666 00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:18,870 I got free coffee! 667 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:20,604 Who gets free coffee? 668 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,680 I got all the days off I want, 669 00:32:22,681 --> 00:32:25,485 And now suddenly, you're interested in my father. 670 00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:27,430 Come on, Mike. 671 00:32:27,893 --> 00:32:30,419 If there's something going on, I want you to tell me. 672 00:32:38,158 --> 00:32:40,280 Don't worry. I'll keep it to myself. 673 00:32:40,281 --> 00:32:42,670 Nobody knows your secret but me and Danny. 674 00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:44,170 What secret? 675 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,870 That A.J. Cooper... 676 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,470 Isn't just your boss. 677 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,100 He's your father. 678 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:54,539 What are you talking about, Mike? Cooper is not my father. 679 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,170 Piper, you don't have to hide it. 680 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,130 I know he's been there for you every step of the way. 681 00:32:58,170 --> 00:33:03,345 In Miami, when you were born, watching over you in college in Wisconsin, 682 00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:05,917 and getting you this job here at the Montecito. 683 00:33:06,957 --> 00:33:08,630 How do you know all this? 684 00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:10,827 I had a hunch, so I checked it out. 685 00:33:14,342 --> 00:33:16,277 Piper, you knew that, right? 686 00:33:17,307 --> 00:33:20,242 The concept is good. How many square feet we talking about? 687 00:33:20,243 --> 00:33:22,830 - We need to talk. - Piper, I'm in the middle of a meeting. 688 00:33:22,882 --> 00:33:24,957 Yeah. I don't care about your stupid meeting. 689 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:27,535 All right. Let's step out in the hall. 690 00:33:27,536 --> 00:33:30,030 Why, so we can have a secret conversation? 691 00:33:30,070 --> 00:33:31,800 You're all about secrets, aren't you? 692 00:33:32,451 --> 00:33:34,038 You just say it? 693 00:33:34,039 --> 00:33:35,446 Or... 694 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,570 Or are you too ashamed? 695 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:40,673 Or are you too embarrassed to let anyone know that you're my father? 696 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:47,070 I'm not. 697 00:33:53,717 --> 00:33:56,149 You're not ashamed or you're not my father? 698 00:33:56,150 --> 00:33:57,623 We need to talk. 699 00:33:58,957 --> 00:34:02,130 You had 25 years to talk to me, and you didn't. 700 00:34:02,825 --> 00:34:04,470 Your time's up. 701 00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:12,300 Piper. 702 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,790 - Stay away from me. - I'm not your father. 703 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,191 Michael told me everything. 704 00:34:17,432 --> 00:34:19,263 How you watched me grow up. 705 00:34:19,264 --> 00:34:22,559 - How you followed me from place to place. - Mike doesn't know anything. 706 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,447 Why didn't you step up? 707 00:34:25,539 --> 00:34:27,330 It's more complicated than that. 708 00:34:27,610 --> 00:34:29,070 Complicated. 709 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,083 Wow. Well, that's the understatement of the century. 710 00:34:35,330 --> 00:34:37,673 You chose not to be a dad a long time ago. 711 00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:50,542 I hope you've all enjoyed our time together at the comedy traffic school. 712 00:34:50,824 --> 00:34:52,230 I know I have. 713 00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:54,746 Don't forget to pick up your signed diploma, 714 00:34:54,747 --> 00:34:58,094 suitable for framing, to prove your completion of the course. 715 00:34:59,366 --> 00:35:01,112 Oh, thank god that's over. 716 00:35:01,113 --> 00:35:04,652 Yes. Start to smell in there like butt crack in steam room. 717 00:35:04,730 --> 00:35:08,581 - Can I give you a ride back? - Oh, Polly like fast car with big engine. 718 00:35:08,582 --> 00:35:10,792 That's a two-Seater, Polly. You can ride with Mitch. 719 00:35:10,802 --> 00:35:12,965 Yeah. Mitch, Polly, it's been a pleasure. 720 00:35:12,966 --> 00:35:14,890 Maybe I can buy you a drink when we get back there. 721 00:35:14,891 --> 00:35:15,604 Yeah. 722 00:35:15,605 --> 00:35:18,951 - How come no one buy Polly drink? - I'll buy ya a drink. 723 00:35:19,315 --> 00:35:22,235 Oh, no, wheelchair sex always bruise me, you know? 724 00:35:22,236 --> 00:35:23,815 - Oh, yeah? - I take ride, though. 725 00:35:23,816 --> 00:35:25,374 - Okay. - Come on. 726 00:35:29,765 --> 00:35:32,159 I'm not paying you to spy on me. 727 00:35:35,269 --> 00:35:37,823 I saw something unusual going on, so I investigated. 728 00:35:37,824 --> 00:35:40,859 - I didn't mean to hurt... - Your intentions don't really matter. 729 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:45,304 Your actions have had consequences, Mike. 730 00:35:48,570 --> 00:35:50,045 I-Is there anything I can do? 731 00:35:50,046 --> 00:35:51,998 I think you've done enough. 732 00:36:01,771 --> 00:36:04,635 But those cpr dolls are so life like. It's kinda creepy. 733 00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:07,341 I know. Let's just hope we never have to do cpr in real life. 734 00:36:07,342 --> 00:36:10,176 Oh, Danny, did my guy give you those college saving forms? 735 00:36:10,177 --> 00:36:12,626 Oh, yeah. I already started filling them out. Thank you again. 736 00:36:13,164 --> 00:36:14,667 - Oh, my god! - What? 737 00:36:15,529 --> 00:36:17,651 Oh! My water just broke. 738 00:36:17,652 --> 00:36:19,500 - Oh, it's the baby! - No. 739 00:36:19,501 --> 00:36:22,172 - Oh, I think she's coming. - No, no, no. She can't come yet. 740 00:36:22,173 --> 00:36:24,050 No, we have another 12 days before she comes. 741 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,200 I don't think she cares! 742 00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:28,003 Uh, my wife's having a baby! 743 00:36:28,004 --> 00:36:30,364 She's having a baby right now! Where's the check list? 744 00:36:30,365 --> 00:36:33,147 - I think I got the check list... - Screw the damn check list! 745 00:36:36,621 --> 00:36:39,070 Walking will only make the baby come faster. You have to sit down. 746 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,915 Where's my phone? Do I have my phone? 747 00:36:40,916 --> 00:36:42,707 - I think I have my phone. - I have a phone right here. 748 00:36:44,201 --> 00:36:46,299 Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god! 749 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,930 Just don't push! 750 00:36:47,970 --> 00:36:49,873 Danny, I don't think there's time to call the ambulance. 751 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,630 - The baby's crowning. - What? 752 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:53,901 - The baby's crowning. - The baby's cr... 753 00:36:55,201 --> 00:36:56,722 Uh, we need an ambulance... 754 00:37:07,023 --> 00:37:08,894 The baby is so beautiful, Danny. 755 00:37:08,895 --> 00:37:12,481 They always come out more perfect after a c-section. Not so scrunchy. 756 00:37:12,510 --> 00:37:14,493 It's a shame you and Chad had to miss it. 757 00:37:14,494 --> 00:37:16,588 Yeah, well, somebody had to be there with him 758 00:37:16,589 --> 00:37:18,710 in the E.R. While he got his stitches. 759 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:21,083 They're gonna have to come up with a new name... 760 00:37:21,084 --> 00:37:25,257 Or else he's gonna be the only boy at a $10,000 preschool named Elise. 761 00:37:25,258 --> 00:37:26,657 With a pink nursery. 762 00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:28,920 Can you believe this guy? 763 00:37:28,921 --> 00:37:30,875 Who would have guessed this guy was gonna freak out and faint? 764 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:32,894 You didn't. You thought they were perfect. 765 00:37:32,895 --> 00:37:34,346 You were the one who said 766 00:37:34,347 --> 00:37:36,211 that they were way more prepared than we were.So I don't wanna hear that. 767 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:37,507 Okay, all right. 768 00:37:37,685 --> 00:37:40,314 Well, list or no list... 769 00:37:43,338 --> 00:37:45,357 We're gonna be great parents, aren't we? 770 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,206 Yes. 771 00:37:48,489 --> 00:37:49,804 I think so. 772 00:37:49,954 --> 00:37:51,475 I think so too. 773 00:37:52,779 --> 00:37:54,357 How's the heartburn? 774 00:37:55,485 --> 00:37:57,091 Not so bad tonight. 775 00:37:57,092 --> 00:37:59,942 Just my feet. They're sore. 776 00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:02,359 - Really? - Yeah. 777 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,960 Well, lucky for you, 778 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,135 I happen to be an amazing foot massagist. 779 00:38:06,136 --> 00:38:08,529 - No, no, no, no. - No, you're gonna love this. 780 00:38:08,530 --> 00:38:10,329 Trust me. I read about this. 781 00:38:11,963 --> 00:38:13,296 Too much? 782 00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,545 That's perfect. 783 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,400 Just perfect. 784 00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:57,140 You're probably wondering how I got in here. 785 00:38:59,993 --> 00:39:02,359 Well, you're A.J. Cooper, so... 786 00:39:02,701 --> 00:39:06,795 You either lied to the landlord or you probably paid her to let you in. 787 00:39:06,796 --> 00:39:08,119 I lied. 788 00:39:08,841 --> 00:39:10,644 I told her I was your father. 789 00:39:12,681 --> 00:39:14,897 You're a very confusing man. You know that? 790 00:39:14,898 --> 00:39:16,437 So I've been told. 791 00:39:16,438 --> 00:39:17,911 What do you want? 792 00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:20,562 I don't know. 793 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:22,938 For you to understand. 794 00:39:33,323 --> 00:39:34,544 Well... 795 00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,585 If you're not my father, then where is he? 796 00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:40,888 He was killed. 797 00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:44,169 He was a solider? 798 00:39:44,478 --> 00:39:45,943 He was a marine. 799 00:39:47,228 --> 00:39:50,055 Before he died, I made a promise to him I'd look after you. 800 00:39:52,587 --> 00:39:55,132 So everything I've ever done, you've had a hand in? 801 00:39:55,133 --> 00:39:55,977 No. 802 00:39:56,976 --> 00:39:57,868 No. 803 00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:01,493 I just stayed close. 804 00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:04,207 Then why did you hide it from me? 805 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:06,235 You could have answered so many questions. 806 00:40:06,236 --> 00:40:08,281 You could have filled in so many gaps! 807 00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:11,924 I know. I should have told you a long time ago. 808 00:40:12,948 --> 00:40:14,338 Then why didn't you? 809 00:40:16,033 --> 00:40:17,517 I don't know. 810 00:40:19,831 --> 00:40:21,371 Piper, you need to know 811 00:40:21,389 --> 00:40:26,009 everything you've done, everything you've accomplished, you did it on your own. 812 00:40:27,227 --> 00:40:28,814 I didn't interfere. 813 00:40:29,869 --> 00:40:31,681 Till a few days ago. 814 00:40:38,890 --> 00:40:40,599 You look like him. 815 00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:53,227 He's my best friend. 816 00:40:59,042 --> 00:41:00,460 What was he like? 817 00:41:04,103 --> 00:41:06,516 You're like him in a lot of ways. 818 00:41:07,593 --> 00:41:09,978 Hot-headed, smart. 819 00:41:10,391 --> 00:41:11,808 Quick to react. 820 00:41:13,641 --> 00:41:15,096 Quick to smile. 821 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:20,336 I didn't know him in boot camp till we got stuck with guard duty. 822 00:41:21,253 --> 00:41:22,802 It was cold. 823 00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:26,553 We didn't know what we were guarding... 824 00:41:27,970 --> 00:41:32,553 http://thevegasteam.xdir.fr http://www.wikisubtitles.net