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"South Park: S16E04" "Jewpacabra"
Original air date 04 April, 2012
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Sync by YYeTs.net.TheRealNox
Corrections by MaxiZephyr
www.addic7ed.com
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Yes, yes, this whole coming week
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is the Jewish holiday of passover!
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Yes, it's all about how Moses
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led the hebrews out of Egypt.
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Very good!
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So on Friday, all Jewish people
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will celebrate passover with a seder dinner.
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Because God commanded the Jews
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to only eat bread that
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hasn't been given yeast to rise.
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Wow, that's so cool.
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And so then passover lasts seven days?
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Yes, yes, one week from seder dinner on Friday
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to the next Friday...
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Interesting, and why is it called
passover again?
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Well, because in ancient Egypt
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God passed over the houses
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marked with the blood of a lamb.
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So interesting, wow...
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Get outta here!
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Oh, hey, Kyle.
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Get outta here!
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Well, I better be going.
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Thanks so much Ms. Broflovski, I learned a ton.
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Well, you're very welcome.
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What are you gonna do?
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Isn't it possible I just want to
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learn more aut the Jewish faith?
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No.
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Alright Kyle, listen-
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legends tell of a horrific four
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legged creature from Mexico
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that sucks the blood of goats
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and it might have just spotted in South Park.
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What does that have to do with passover?
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All I can promise you is
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that this is gonna be the most memorable
passover ever.
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Cartman's passover holiday special.
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Starring...
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Signing up for the easter egg hunt?
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Ooh da lolly!
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This is gonna be so much fun!
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Yeah, I can't wait for Sunday.
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Woohoo. Me too!
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Yeah.. Yeah should be a real blast.
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I just hope Jewpacabra doesn't show up...
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That's all.
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Jewpa-what?
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Jewpaca- look, it's nothing.
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Forget I said anything.
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Okay.
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So anyways, are they saying
what time the event starts?
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Okay, look - a lot of people
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claim that on passover,
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a blood sucking creature called
the Jewpacabra comes out
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and preys on children.
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This year passover happens to be
the same week as easter.
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You mean it's like - like a monster?
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It's just a legend, alright?!
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But people all over town have
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started reported strange things.
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Knocked over trash cans... weird howls...
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Yeah, huh, token!
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Don't think it won't come after
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you just because you're black!
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U guys, check this out!!!
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Alright, alright, stay back -
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stay back.
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It definitely looks like a Jewpacabra attack
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but it's hard to tell.
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Alright guys, we're gonna need
some video cameras.
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We gotta go out at night
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and try to get proof of this thing.
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Alright, alright!
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Knock it off!
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Stop spreading lies!
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I'm trying to protect people!
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And why are you so quick to try
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and cover up Jewpacabra's existence?
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I looked on the known species webpage
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there's no animal called
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a 'Jewpacabra' mentioned anywhere.
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Well, neither is bigfoot Kyle,
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but there are a lot of people
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who say they have spotted a Sasquatch.
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If someone says they saw a Sasquatch,
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they are either lying
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or they are stupid.
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Now stop lying about a Jewpacabra
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before stupid people start believing you!
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Lllloooo... loooo looo...
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N-no such thing as J-Jewpacabra.
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People made it up.
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It's -- that's okay.
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Even if there was a J-Jewpacabra
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it couldn't get in my r-room anyways...
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Butters.
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Come on, Butters, you and me are
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gonna try to catch Jewpacabra on camera.
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No, it's a school night!
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Butters, do you know how many
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times Jewpacabra has been shot on video?
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Zeee-ro!
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I can't do this alone, please...
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Help me prove to the rest of the world
Jewpacabra is real.
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Look at these dense trees and brush,
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oh, yeah, this is exactly the kind of forest
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Jewpacabra likes to hide in.
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You think Jewpacabra is here?
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I'm pretty sure Jewpacabra was here...
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Oh good... maybe we scared it off
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You can't scare a Jewpacabra, Butters.
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Don't forget we're dealing with
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a creature that drinks blood,
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hides in the night and
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has absolutely no belief
in the divinity of Christ.
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Did you hear that?
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I'm going to try a
Jewpacabra mating call now...
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No Christ!
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No Christ!
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I'm really not buying this
whole Christ thing.
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...he's here somewhere.
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Oh God, I'm scared.
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Jesus is a lie!
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Eric, stop it!
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Help me call it out Butters.
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I'm not saying Jesus is a lie!
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Butters, do you wanna catch
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Jewpacabra on camerar not?!
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There is no Christ.
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Jesus is a lie.
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No way Jesus was son of God, huh Butters.
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Nope. I don't think...
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Christ has any basis in reality.
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You hear that?!
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Oh, hamburgers...
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We started Sooper Foods to give
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people a place to buy groceries
that was fun and safe.
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We are not canceling our easter egg hunt
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because of some wild story!
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I didn't think you would believe me.
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And that why last night I took
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it upon myself to go out
and try to capture it on video.
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What I'm about to show you
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is the first video ever shot of a Jewpacabra.
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And you're the first to see it.
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This is just after 8 p.m.
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First we heard rustling in the bushes.
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Then a strange,
animal-like scurrying sound.
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That's when we saw, this.
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Kay wait for it, wait for it,
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wait for it... wait for it....
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Wait for it... right there!
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Did you see the Jewpacabra?!
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I know, it's so shocking it
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takes a minute for your brain to
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process what it's seeing.
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Watch again.
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Wait for it... wait... there!
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Jewpacabra.
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There's a Jewpacabra in South Park...
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God help us.
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That wasn't a dog?
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It was no dog.
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I was there, I'n telling you-
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this thing had no idea that
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Jesus Christ had died for our sins.
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What?
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I can try to catch it,
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But I'm going to need all
the resources you've got.
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If this thing isn't contained,
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your easter egg hunt is going to be
a bloodbath.
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Mr. Billings?
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There's two things that separate Sooper Foods
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from all the other grocery stores:
Fun and safety.
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What do you think, Peters?
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What are the chances that
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this 'Jewpacabra' is real?
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I'm estimating somewhere around...
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Point zero zero zero zero zero
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zero zero zero one percent.
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We can't afford to take that chance...
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Let's get this kid whatever he needs.
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So where are we heading first?
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We need to get to the city of Nassau
in the Bahamas.
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Here.
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The Bahamas?
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That's right.
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There's a resort near there
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called 'The Atlantis hotel and casino'.
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They have a water slide there
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that goes through a shark tank.
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Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Oh yesss!!
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Oolll!!!!
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Check it out!!!!!
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Where to now?
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Now we head back to Colorado,
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here.
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We need to get my video of
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the Jewpacabra into
the hands of professionals
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who can analyze it.
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Would you stop scaring everyone
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with your dumb ass myth!
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People thought Atlantis was a myth, Kyle,
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but I was just there.
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I've explored the depths of Atlantis
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and now I'm about to prove
a new species exists
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I'm a little James Cameron.
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These people aren't going to prove anything.
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To believe any of this
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you either have to be a liar, or stupid.
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These are professional people
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who go around tracking Sasquatches, Kyle!
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They aren't liars, and they aren't stupid!
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Look at its trajectory -
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it heads directly to the right.
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It can't be human it's too low to the ground.
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What do you think, Bobo?
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Bobo think scary!
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It's definitely something.
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I'm thinking a Sasquatch.
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It's not big enough to be a Squatch.
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So it's a baby Squatch?
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That's what I'm thinking.
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I've already done my research boys.
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What you're looking at there
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is a Jewpacabra.
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Jewpacabra?
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It's like a Sasquatch, only more elusive,
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more ferocious and a little more greedy.
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Ohhh, Jewpacabra that sounds scary!
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But it makes total sense.
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If we rule out a human and a baby Sasquatch,
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Jewpacabra is all we really have left.
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Well, I guess that's it.
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You're going to have to only allow me
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into the easter egg hunt, sir.
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I'm the only one qualified.
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Aw, the kids will be so disappointed...
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Whoa look at this!
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I just did the heatie thermal thingie to the video!
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It's all orangie!
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But it's supposed to be all yellow-y.
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My God!
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This really is proof of a Jewpacabra!
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What do you mean.
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We've never seen this before!
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It really is true!
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Well, I mean it-- could have just been a dog.
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No it's impossible.
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Look at the zoomy in:
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If I drop image of a dog next to it...
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That thing is way to big to be a dog.
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And check out the thermals coming off of it.
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That's the thermals -
they make a proof and the thermals!
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That's right, Bobo.
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Whatever this thing is
it's mean and angry as hell.
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Well, come on guys,
it's probably a Jewpacabra
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but this isn't definitive.
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I'll tell you one thing, kid,
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you're pretty braaave.
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Why.
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Cuz you took the video of this thing.
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It's not gonna like that.
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If it is a Jewpacabra...
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He's gonna be coming after you.
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There's... no way...
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No way Jewpacabra is real...
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Those cryptozoologists don't
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know what they're talking about.
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They just... they just gave me
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a case of the Hebrew jeebies that's all...
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Hey.
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Jewpacabra can't be real, right?
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Tell me again why it can't be real?
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I mean, it's impossible that
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something I made up could turn out
to actually exist, huh, Kyle?
283
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What are you doing?
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Okay, okay, even if there was a Jewpacabra,
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it wouldn't know I was the one
who got video of it, huh?
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How could it know that?
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It couldn't know that. Right?
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Kyle.
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Jesus loves me this I know...
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Cuz Republicans tell me so...
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Little ones God will protect.
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Cuz letting kids be harmed is child neglect...
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Everything still clear out there?
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Guys?!
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It's all quiet out front, Eric.
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Well, check everywhere!
297
00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:03,914
I'm not paying you guys each twenty bucks
to scratch your buttholes!
298
00:11:03,915 --> 00:11:06,557
He says he's not payin' us to
scratch our buttholes...
299
00:11:09,342 --> 00:11:12,153
What? What was that? Butters?! Token?!?!
300
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Oh Jesus Christ!
301
00:11:14,651 --> 00:11:16,044
You guys?!
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Aghgh!
303
00:11:26,573 --> 00:11:27,453
You guys?!
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Guys!!
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00:11:28,446 --> 00:11:29,470
Hey, Eric.
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It's trying to get in!
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00:11:30,204 --> 00:11:31,527
Where the hell are you guys?!
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00:11:31,528 --> 00:11:34,272
Well, we got scared so we're next door at Wingstreet.
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Wingstreet?!
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00:11:37,017 --> 00:11:39,131
Yeah, well it was the closest place to hide.
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Dude, I want wings!
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Ahghgh!!!
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Oh Jesus- it's only you!
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Alright, grab him.
315
00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:53,032
You say the Jewpacabra hunts
for anything easter
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- and now it's looking for you...
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Get me outta here!!
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00:12:02,436 --> 00:12:03,164
Please!!
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00:12:03,165 --> 00:12:04,671
Helllppp!!!
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Look, we're sorry.
321
00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:08,389
But if it's you that Jewpacabra wants,
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we don't have a choice.
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00:12:09,815 --> 00:12:11,524
Oh God, it's gonna kill me!!!!!
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00:12:16,109 --> 00:12:17,134
What the--?!
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00:12:17,135 --> 00:12:19,772
Just a little blood to try and draw it out.
326
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:22,589
We just can't risk the creature
showing up tomorrow.
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00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:26,482
Our entire business is based on
fun and safety.
328
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This isn't safe or fun!
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Maybe it won't even show up.
330
00:12:29,747 --> 00:12:32,194
Maybe we'll all make it out of this okay.
331
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Oh ****, we better get out of here.
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00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:36,302
No!
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00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:37,313
Come back!
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Come back please!!!
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This isn't right!!!
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00:12:43,878 --> 00:12:45,161
Hello young man.
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00:12:45,162 --> 00:12:46,456
Let me start off by saying
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Sooper Foods is absolutely not
an anti-semitic company.
339
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,947
But... if your people do have
a monster creature
340
00:12:55,948 --> 00:12:58,910
that feeds on easter children
we just wanted to let you know
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00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,916
there is a sacrifice for it in the park
342
00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:03,477
that is totally fun and safe to eat.
343
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,717
Thank you!
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00:13:19,484 --> 00:13:20,628
Kyle!
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...hey, Kyle!
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00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,261
I know what you're thinking, Kyle.
347
00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:31,841
That, like, this is some kind of
fitting comeuppance.
348
00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:34,814
Admit you're lying, and I'll let you go.
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00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:37,409
Oh, of course I was lying, Kyle.
350
00:13:37,427 --> 00:13:38,747
There's no Jewpacabra.
351
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:40,415
Now, please, Kyle, it's easter Eve!
352
00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:43,314
And if Jewpacabra smells this blood,
I am in a heeb o' trouble!
353
00:13:45,171 --> 00:13:46,657
No Kyle! No wait!
354
00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:47,621
I'm sorry I couldn't help it!!!
355
00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:48,518
Kyle?!?!?
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00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:50,006
Please I'll give you money!!!
357
00:13:50,065 --> 00:13:51,454
I have lots of money!!!
358
00:13:51,556 --> 00:13:52,801
Oh God, what am I doing?!
359
00:13:52,802 --> 00:13:55,466
I mean I don't have any money!
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00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:56,933
I'm totally broke!
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00:13:56,947 --> 00:13:59,319
Oh God- I am in a heeb of trouble...
362
00:14:02,568 --> 00:14:03,929
It's so cool that...
363
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,976
Even though I'm Christian
I celebrate passover too!
364
00:14:07,576 --> 00:14:08,425
Yup.
365
00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:10,375
I think both holidays are awesome...
366
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:22,331
I really sympathize with those
Jews in ancient Egypt!
367
00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:23,708
I really do!
368
00:14:30,457 --> 00:14:31,837
What'dya think, Bobo?
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00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:33,834
No doubt about it!
370
00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:36,291
It's a three foot tall bunny-man!
371
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,528
I told you!
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00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:40,759
Bunny people must be a throwback
to paleolithardic times!
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00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,215
Shoot it Bobo!
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00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:43,663
Bobo shoot it!
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00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,704
Bobo?! Bobo no!
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00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:50,732
Wha-.?
377
00:14:52,787 --> 00:14:53,548
Bobo got it!
378
00:14:53,549 --> 00:14:55,503
Bobo got the bunnyman!
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00:14:55,504 --> 00:14:56,773
Good shot, Bobo!
380
00:14:56,774 --> 00:14:58,064
Now what do we do?
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00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,005
I know!
382
00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:01,699
Let's go get a show about it on
Animal Planet!!!
383
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:02,820
Good idea.
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00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:04,034
Wait wait wait wait.
385
00:15:04,079 --> 00:15:06,246
We're gonna need to take the evidence.
386
00:15:06,247 --> 00:15:07,145
All right.
387
00:15:07,146 --> 00:15:08,724
I got the evidence right here.
388
00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,875
The dart gun I shot the bunnyman with.
389
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:11,838
All right!
390
00:15:11,839 --> 00:15:13,180
Come on, let's go!
391
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:17,186
Ugh... what... where....
392
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,048
Ugh... what...?
393
00:15:23,421 --> 00:15:24,728
What's going on?!
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00:15:24,729 --> 00:15:25,550
The plagues!!
395
00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:26,927
The plagues are upon us!!!
396
00:15:26,928 --> 00:15:28,152
Run!!!!!
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00:15:36,029 --> 00:15:38,604
It's raining frogggggsss!!!
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00:15:40,085 --> 00:15:41,930
Kyle! Kyle my Hebrew friend!
399
00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:43,755
Did you see that it's raining frogs?!?!
400
00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:47,243
Yes. It's because the pharaoh won't give
the hebrews what we want!
401
00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:48,542
God is angry.
402
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,150
So God makes it rain frogs?!
403
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:54,166
That just seems kind of mean to frogs, Kyle.
404
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,394
That's how God is!
405
00:15:55,395 --> 00:15:57,070
And if pharaoh doesn't give us what we want,
406
00:15:57,071 --> 00:15:59,977
next he's gonna kill all
Egyptian first born boys!
407
00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:01,054
Okay, look,
408
00:16:01,055 --> 00:16:03,311
I'll talk to the pharaoh and see
if he'll change his mind.
409
00:16:03,312 --> 00:16:04,063
It doesn't matter.
410
00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,419
Because God is going to harden
the pharaoh's heart!
411
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,391
What does that mean?
412
00:16:07,392 --> 00:16:09,040
It means Jehovah is going to
use his powers
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00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:10,908
to keep the pharaoh from letting us go.
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00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,923
Well that doesn't seem very fair, Kyle.
415
00:16:13,924 --> 00:16:15,690
I mean, if God is going to make pharaoh say no,
416
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,421
then why would he punish him for saying no?
417
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:18,799
That's just how God is.
418
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,035
You're wrong, Kyle!
419
00:16:20,036 --> 00:16:21,583
God is not a dick!
420
00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:37,511
Daaad, when's it gonna stop raining frogs.
421
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:40,626
It'll be okay, my son. The weather will clear.
422
00:16:40,627 --> 00:16:42,614
But my friend Kyle, he says that
423
00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:44,222
the reason we've had all
these plagues and stuff is
424
00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:45,956
because you won't let all the Jews leave.
425
00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:49,223
It's a complicated political issue, my son.
426
00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:52,184
An economic social issue that needs time.
427
00:16:52,236 --> 00:16:54,849
We can't let them leave
but is it really all that different from
428
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:58,157
when the north didn't let
the confederate states leave the U.S.A?
429
00:16:58,211 --> 00:16:59,880
Wow, that makes sense...
430
00:16:59,881 --> 00:17:01,897
Don't think anyone can deny that...
431
00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:05,852
Poor frogs... I feel so bad for them...
432
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:08,114
But dad, my friend Kyle says
433
00:17:08,115 --> 00:17:10,469
that if we don't do whatever
the Hebrews want us to do,
434
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:12,850
God is gonna kill little Egyptian boys.
435
00:17:12,873 --> 00:17:16,691
Hoh, I don't think God would do
such a thing, little one.
436
00:17:16,692 --> 00:17:17,651
No matter what happens,
437
00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:21,100
We can't let ourselves believe in
the Hebrew version of God.
438
00:17:21,101 --> 00:17:25,429
We believe in a just Lord who would
never murder innocent children.
439
00:17:26,141 --> 00:17:27,787
I love you, dad.
440
00:17:28,182 --> 00:17:29,828
And I love you son.
441
00:17:29,829 --> 00:17:31,773
And our love grows...
442
00:17:31,994 --> 00:17:35,097
And our love grows-
443
00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:38,049
and our love grows,
444
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,870
like the mighty river of the Nile-
445
00:17:40,871 --> 00:17:44,097
river of the Nile... see it flow-
446
00:17:44,098 --> 00:17:47,967
we'll never be aparrrrt...
447
00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:51,610
Have no fear, for God is near,
448
00:17:51,611 --> 00:17:55,232
and God loves all his children--
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00:17:57,381 --> 00:17:59,389
Nooooooooo!!!!!
450
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:03,904
Kyle, why?!
451
00:18:03,905 --> 00:18:04,885
What are you doing?!
452
00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:06,817
This is what God told us to do!
453
00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:08,789
No, Kyle! I don't believe you!
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00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,090
You'll see!!
455
00:18:11,905 --> 00:18:13,719
Nooooooo!!!!!
456
00:18:14,364 --> 00:18:16,059
What's happening to us?!
457
00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:19,089
Nooooo!!
458
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:20,295
Mom!
459
00:18:20,296 --> 00:18:21,759
Don't let God kill me!
460
00:18:22,475 --> 00:18:24,066
No!! Nooo!!!
461
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:26,764
Care for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?!
462
00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:28,170
Nooo! The bread's all flat!
463
00:18:28,171 --> 00:18:29,086
Noooo!!!!!
464
00:18:29,087 --> 00:18:30,581
Noooo!!!
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00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,739
Son! We were wrong!
466
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,382
I was wrong!!!
467
00:18:35,535 --> 00:18:36,844
We were wrong!!!!!
468
00:18:36,845 --> 00:18:39,638
I'm sorry God I'll be Jewish I promise!!
469
00:18:39,639 --> 00:18:43,074
Please don't kill me!!
Don't kill me!!!! Noooooo!!!
470
00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:49,047
Noooo! Noooo!!!
The bread is all flat!!! Nooooo!!!!!
471
00:19:07,177 --> 00:19:11,060
Nooo... no...
472
00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:46,864
There are two things people think about
when they are grocery shopping:
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Fun and Safety.
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00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:50,846
On this beautiful easter morning,
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00:19:50,847 --> 00:19:53,557
we are thrilled to give back to
the people of South Park
476
00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:57,348
who for the third year in a row
have made our grocery store number...
477
00:19:57,349 --> 00:20:01,138
4 in fun and number 6 in safety.
478
00:20:01,139 --> 00:20:02,974
Let the hunt begin.
479
00:20:16,295 --> 00:20:18,125
I'm alive!!
480
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,190
I'm alive, you guys.
481
00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:22,095
I don't know how...
482
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,282
but I'm alive!!
483
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:25,453
Can you believe it. It's a miracle.
484
00:20:27,534 --> 00:20:28,633
Listen everybody,
485
00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:30,882
last night I almost died.
486
00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:33,012
But then a pass of a miracle happened.
487
00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:35,153
The Jewpacabra passed me over,
488
00:20:35,154 --> 00:20:37,013
and by the power of Jehovah I somehow,
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00:20:37,014 --> 00:20:38,758
woke up safely in my bed.
490
00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,047
I learnt a big lesson.
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00:20:41,048 --> 00:20:42,461
It's wrong, guys.
492
00:20:42,462 --> 00:20:45,251
Christ didn't die for our sins
and God is angry.
493
00:20:45,252 --> 00:20:48,300
It's time for us all to stop this
easter ridiculousness,
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00:20:48,301 --> 00:20:50,789
accept Jehovah as our God and deny Christ.
495
00:20:52,988 --> 00:20:54,758
Oh, stop trying to ruin easter, You!!
496
00:20:54,759 --> 00:20:57,055
***
497
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,077
Yeah!
498
00:20:58,078 --> 00:20:59,465
Hey guys, listen!
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00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:07,387
Huh... I finally know how you feel, Kyle.
500
00:21:07,388 --> 00:21:10,436
Know your religion is right
but being laughed up by everyone else.
501
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,309
It's so hard for us Jews.
502
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:15,987
But I guess we just have to let stupid people
believe what they are gonna believe.
503
00:21:16,997 --> 00:21:18,362
Yeah.
504
00:21:18,363 --> 00:21:19,879
I know what you're thinking Kyle.
505
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,006
But I really do believe in Judaism now.
506
00:21:22,007 --> 00:21:23,401
I'm not lying.
507
00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:25,466
I know, you're not.
508
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,600
Kewl, thanks Kyle.
509
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,709
Oh, and Kyle...
510
00:21:30,938 --> 00:21:32,463
Happy passover!
511
00:21:32,729 --> 00:21:34,440
Happy passover, Cartman!
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00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:39,818
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