1 00:00:01,359 --> 00:00:03,464 Previously on Smash. 2 00:00:05,727 --> 00:00:07,825 You're waiting to much time to be in the ensemble. 3 00:00:07,826 --> 00:00:09,500 What, this brilliant director is that powerful? 4 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,725 You couldn't even say, "sorry, I need a minute"? 5 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:13,348 They're looking at someone else for press secretary. 6 00:00:13,382 --> 00:00:16,141 Do they have you in a little blonde wig 7 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,898 - and a skirt that blows up? - Okay... 8 00:00:17,933 --> 00:00:19,338 We haven't met yet. I'm Tom. 9 00:00:19,372 --> 00:00:21,178 - I'm Sam. - You slept with my wife. 10 00:00:21,212 --> 00:00:24,005 I made a terrible mistake. Please don't go! 11 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,444 How's Marilyn doing? 12 00:00:25,478 --> 00:00:27,217 She's having some growing pains. 13 00:00:27,252 --> 00:00:29,794 If we land Rebecca Duvall, I want a co-producer credit. 14 00:00:29,828 --> 00:00:32,721 Chasing after movie stars, it's so lame. 15 00:00:32,773 --> 00:00:35,515 - Why can't the song be the star? - Why can't I be the star? 16 00:00:36,426 --> 00:00:38,532 SMASH S01 Ep10 - Understudy 17 00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:42,511 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com 18 00:00:52,711 --> 00:00:54,885 What happens if she doesn't show up? 19 00:00:54,947 --> 00:00:56,618 You're still angling for that part. 20 00:00:56,652 --> 00:00:57,957 Why wouldn't I? 21 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:02,273 We have a bit of a problem. 22 00:01:02,307 --> 00:01:03,562 Okay. 23 00:01:03,613 --> 00:01:05,318 As many of you may have suspected, 24 00:01:05,352 --> 00:01:07,543 our star is somewhat delayed, 25 00:01:07,578 --> 00:01:09,283 so why don't we take a ten, 26 00:01:09,318 --> 00:01:12,814 and then we'll restart with the design presentation. 27 00:01:15,023 --> 00:01:16,830 She's not even here? 28 00:01:16,864 --> 00:01:18,753 I mean, we know she's not here, 29 00:01:18,788 --> 00:01:20,426 but she's not in New York? 30 00:01:20,461 --> 00:01:23,136 - She's in Cuba. - Cuba? 31 00:01:23,188 --> 00:01:25,814 - Eileen. - Manny. 32 00:01:25,865 --> 00:01:31,720 - Can we have a moment? - Of course we can. 33 00:01:31,754 --> 00:01:37,190 Okay, so I talk loud. He was going to find out anyway. 34 00:01:37,241 --> 00:01:39,332 This was just a brief travel hiccup. 35 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:40,872 The plane was canceled. It happens. 36 00:01:40,923 --> 00:01:43,883 Eileen, let me make one thing clear. 37 00:01:43,934 --> 00:01:45,941 Just because we say we're in doesn't mean the money is. 38 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:48,618 That'll show when miss Duvall shows. 39 00:01:48,652 --> 00:01:51,579 You've got two days, then we're pulling out. 40 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:55,226 Hold the elevator. 41 00:02:06,554 --> 00:02:09,364 I just heard. 44 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:15,671 How did this happen? 45 00:02:15,723 --> 00:02:18,064 That stuff we had on him was appalling. 46 00:02:18,098 --> 00:02:19,319 Never made it past the chief of staff. 47 00:02:19,353 --> 00:02:22,866 He buried it. 48 00:02:22,917 --> 00:02:27,132 - It should've been you. - Yeah. 49 00:02:29,224 --> 00:02:33,288 - What did Karen say? - Haven't told her. 50 00:02:36,335 --> 00:02:39,145 Why would she go to Cuba? 51 00:02:39,179 --> 00:02:42,022 Some goodwill mission with Sean Penn. 52 00:02:42,056 --> 00:02:44,749 Okay, I can't lose the day. We have to start work. 53 00:02:44,784 --> 00:02:48,798 But we need to do something first, come on. 54 00:02:51,025 --> 00:02:53,065 Karen, I need to talk to you. 55 00:02:53,099 --> 00:02:55,708 What's up? 56 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,084 Look, because miss Duvall's entrance has been delayed, 57 00:02:58,118 --> 00:02:59,590 we need to look at some staging issues. 58 00:02:59,624 --> 00:03:01,430 - Okay. - We want you to do it. 59 00:03:01,464 --> 00:03:03,187 You want... 60 00:03:03,238 --> 00:03:04,559 We want you to understudy Marilyn. 61 00:03:04,593 --> 00:03:05,780 Are you up for that? 62 00:03:05,815 --> 00:03:08,675 Yes, sure. Yes. 63 00:03:08,709 --> 00:03:11,384 Great, but we're gonna hit the ground running. Linda? 64 00:03:11,420 --> 00:03:13,442 - Two more, Derek. - See you in two. 65 00:03:13,477 --> 00:03:15,149 Okay. 66 00:03:15,183 --> 00:03:16,989 - My God. - What did she say? 67 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:19,415 - I'm the understudy. - My God. 68 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:24,318 That is so amazing! 69 00:03:25,891 --> 00:03:27,530 My gosh, congratulations! 70 00:03:27,564 --> 00:03:30,090 She is never going to be able to hack it. 71 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:32,299 Especially after Ivy breaks her kneecaps. 72 00:03:33,855 --> 00:03:36,314 Every musical theater actress in this city 73 00:03:36,365 --> 00:03:37,318 is dying to play that part, 74 00:03:37,369 --> 00:03:38,706 and they end up giving it 75 00:03:38,741 --> 00:03:39,710 to someone who doesn't even show. 76 00:03:41,753 --> 00:03:43,140 It's not funny, Sam, it's tragic. 77 00:03:43,175 --> 00:03:46,687 Yeah, no... This is tragic. 78 00:03:46,738 --> 00:03:49,112 Come on, Rebecca Duvall's never looked better. 79 00:03:51,791 --> 00:03:54,298 Wait, wait, wait, you have to see the other ones. 80 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:57,863 Didn't expect to hear you laughing about it. 81 00:03:57,897 --> 00:04:01,744 About what? 82 00:04:01,795 --> 00:04:02,999 You didn't tell her, did you? 83 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,923 - Tell me what? - Yeah... 84 00:04:04,957 --> 00:04:06,730 I'm gonna leave that to Derek. 85 00:04:06,765 --> 00:04:08,855 I'll see you later, Ive. 86 00:04:08,890 --> 00:04:12,536 Goodbye, Sam. 87 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:15,815 Tell me what? 88 00:04:15,849 --> 00:04:20,500 Karen's going to understudy Marilyn. 89 00:04:20,535 --> 00:04:22,072 Karen? 90 00:04:22,107 --> 00:04:24,632 Yeah, well, she already knows half the blocking. 91 00:04:24,666 --> 00:04:26,975 I know all the blocking... 92 00:04:27,009 --> 00:04:28,179 She is... 93 00:04:28,213 --> 00:04:31,559 She's... Little usurper. 94 00:04:31,593 --> 00:04:33,867 Ivy, after what happened at Heaven on Earth, 95 00:04:33,903 --> 00:04:35,122 I can't even get you in the chorus. 96 00:04:35,157 --> 00:04:37,933 - You know that. - I was upset. 97 00:04:37,968 --> 00:04:39,054 I was a mess after what happened. 98 00:04:39,105 --> 00:04:41,865 Nevertheless... 99 00:04:46,366 --> 00:04:47,671 It's not funny. 100 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,176 Yeah, it is, actually. 101 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:53,694 That is pretty funny. 102 00:05:13,023 --> 00:05:15,298 Gracias. Adios. 103 00:05:15,332 --> 00:05:18,895 - Who was that? - Castro's brother, Raul. 104 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:20,400 - Really? - Of course not. 105 00:05:20,435 --> 00:05:21,857 Don't be ridiculous. 106 00:05:21,891 --> 00:05:23,044 Well, what happened? Where's Rebecca? 107 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:24,566 You're the one who secured her. 108 00:05:24,601 --> 00:05:26,809 You want co-producer credit? Go find her. 109 00:05:26,843 --> 00:05:30,038 - I... - And while you're at it, 110 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:32,246 set up a meeting with our antsy investors. 111 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,271 I need to let the natives know 112 00:05:34,305 --> 00:05:37,132 there's no longer a reason to be restless. 113 00:05:39,843 --> 00:05:41,565 Surprise. 114 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,288 You are a sight for sore eyes. 115 00:05:43,322 --> 00:05:45,146 - I have news. - So do I. 116 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:46,467 Come on, you first. 117 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:48,643 Okay. Movie star didn't show up. 118 00:05:48,677 --> 00:05:50,315 - That's bad, isn't it? - Not this time. 119 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:52,440 I got a promotion. I'm the understudy. 120 00:05:52,491 --> 00:05:57,292 And since there's no movie star, for now, I'm Marilyn. 121 00:05:58,715 --> 00:06:00,220 Sundaram... 122 00:06:00,254 --> 00:06:03,716 - Sorry. - Paul, what do you need? 123 00:06:03,751 --> 00:06:05,841 - This is your girlfriend? - Yeah. 124 00:06:05,876 --> 00:06:07,999 - Karen Cartwright. - Young Marilyn. 125 00:06:08,051 --> 00:06:11,714 We've met. Good to see you again. 126 00:06:11,748 --> 00:06:16,750 Stop by my office when you get a minute, okay? 127 00:06:16,784 --> 00:06:22,138 He's such a weasel. What was your news? 128 00:06:22,172 --> 00:06:26,069 Doesn't matter. 129 00:06:26,104 --> 00:06:30,252 He had his own key to her apartment? 130 00:06:30,303 --> 00:06:32,142 So other than her questionable taste in men, 131 00:06:32,177 --> 00:06:33,598 how is she? 132 00:06:33,649 --> 00:06:34,937 She's tougher than she looks, you know. 133 00:06:34,988 --> 00:06:36,743 But she's going to need a job soon. 134 00:06:36,778 --> 00:06:37,831 After what happened at Heaven on Earth? 135 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,119 It's not going to be easy. 136 00:06:39,170 --> 00:06:40,592 The whole town is talking about it. 137 00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:42,600 Yeah, schadenfreude as art form. 138 00:06:42,634 --> 00:06:44,473 Tom, should we go in or...? 139 00:06:44,524 --> 00:06:45,862 We'll have a good time. 140 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:48,288 - I hear it's a train wreck. - Right? 141 00:06:48,322 --> 00:06:49,743 Why are we going? 142 00:06:49,778 --> 00:06:51,801 'Cause it's a train wreck. 143 00:06:51,836 --> 00:06:54,227 - See you at rehearsal. - Bye. 144 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:02,257 You like it? 145 00:07:02,292 --> 00:07:04,717 Mom, it's grilled cheese. 146 00:07:04,768 --> 00:07:07,026 But is it a good grilled cheese? 147 00:07:07,061 --> 00:07:11,242 It's fantastic. 148 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:16,730 Have you seen him? 149 00:07:16,764 --> 00:07:19,022 He asked me not to tell you. 150 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:21,448 - You have. - Mom, please. 151 00:07:21,499 --> 00:07:24,627 - I can't be the one... - No, I know. I know. 152 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:28,559 I'm not. I... sorry. 153 00:07:28,593 --> 00:07:32,590 - We're gonna be fine. - I know. 154 00:07:54,576 --> 00:07:56,750 Trying hard to reach out 155 00:07:56,801 --> 00:07:58,892 But when I tried to speak out 156 00:07:58,926 --> 00:08:03,024 Felt like no one could hear me 157 00:08:03,058 --> 00:08:05,500 Wanted to belong here 158 00:08:05,535 --> 00:08:08,093 but something feels so wrong here 159 00:08:08,128 --> 00:08:11,189 So I pray 160 00:08:11,223 --> 00:08:15,773 I can breakaway 161 00:08:19,053 --> 00:08:23,352 I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly 162 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:28,538 I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky 163 00:08:28,589 --> 00:08:30,881 And I'll make a wish take a chance 164 00:08:30,932 --> 00:08:32,303 Make a change 165 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:37,205 and breakaway 166 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:41,756 out of the darkness and into the sun 167 00:08:41,807 --> 00:08:44,516 But I won't forget all the ones that I love 168 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:48,582 And I'll take a risk take a chance 169 00:08:48,616 --> 00:08:50,339 Make a change 170 00:08:50,373 --> 00:08:55,274 and breakaway 171 00:08:55,309 --> 00:08:57,784 buildings with a hundred floors 172 00:08:57,818 --> 00:09:00,210 Swinging 'round revolving doors 173 00:09:00,244 --> 00:09:04,543 Baby I don't know where they'll take me 174 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,990 But gotta keep moving on moving on 175 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:13,293 Fly away breakaway 176 00:09:13,327 --> 00:09:17,944 I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly 177 00:09:17,979 --> 00:09:21,994 Though it's not easy to tell you goodbye 178 00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:23,633 Gotta take a risk 179 00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:27,564 take a chance make a change 180 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,994 And breakaway 181 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:36,633 breakaway 182 00:09:41,536 --> 00:09:43,743 Rebecca's assistant's having some trouble getting her visa. 183 00:09:43,777 --> 00:09:46,052 - Her assistant? - Well, she's Cuban. 184 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,474 It's political. 185 00:09:47,509 --> 00:09:49,231 Rebecca can't leave the girl behind. 186 00:09:49,265 --> 00:09:51,021 So I'm on it. 187 00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:53,163 But for now, you're going to have to continue staging 188 00:09:53,197 --> 00:09:54,618 without your star. 189 00:09:54,652 --> 00:09:57,546 Karen Cartwright! 190 00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,190 Eileen, she's a movie star 191 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,779 who has never done live theater. 192 00:10:01,814 --> 00:10:02,867 She has a lot of work ahead of her. 193 00:10:02,901 --> 00:10:04,406 We need her yesterday. 194 00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:09,425 And she'll be here by the weekend, okay? 195 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,316 A... aren't you forgetting something? 196 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:14,745 - Am I? - Alan Rykoff, NYU. 197 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:18,778 Tell me that's not today. 198 00:10:18,812 --> 00:10:20,485 You like this, Arthur? 199 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:21,806 I do, yeah. 200 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,111 It's crap, men in dresses. 201 00:10:23,145 --> 00:10:24,734 Who's going to pay to see that? 202 00:10:24,769 --> 00:10:27,159 Cross-dressing in the theatre has a long history, 203 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:28,548 all the way back to the Greeks... 204 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:30,171 No, no, no, downstage, Karen. 205 00:10:30,222 --> 00:10:32,865 - Downstage! - Downstage what? 206 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,325 You cross downstage of your scene partner 207 00:10:35,359 --> 00:10:37,081 so that when he stands up, 208 00:10:37,116 --> 00:10:38,838 he doesn't put his bloody back to the bloody audience. 209 00:10:38,873 --> 00:10:40,344 We've just done this. Didn't you write it down? 210 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,933 No, I... 211 00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:43,941 Can we have a pencil, please, for miss Cartwright? 212 00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:46,032 Since she can't remember the simplest piece of blocking. 213 00:10:46,066 --> 00:10:49,546 You cross downstage of Arthur. 214 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:53,176 Can you even spell "downstage"? 215 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:56,070 And I thought he was evil during the workshop. 216 00:10:56,105 --> 00:10:58,949 Would it be more evil to start taking bets? 217 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,169 On what? 218 00:11:00,204 --> 00:11:01,375 Whether or not he makes her cry. 219 00:11:01,409 --> 00:11:04,519 Evil. 220 00:11:04,554 --> 00:11:05,858 Ten bucks, she folds like a tent. 221 00:11:05,892 --> 00:11:08,317 - $20, she gets fired. - You're on. 222 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,242 So, according to Wikipedia, 223 00:11:10,276 --> 00:11:13,755 you guys have been writing partners for ten years. 224 00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:15,261 That sounds about right. 225 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:18,272 And you have a ritual around the anniversary 226 00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:20,698 of your first opening night together. 227 00:11:20,749 --> 00:11:22,037 Could you describe that for me? 228 00:11:22,071 --> 00:11:24,847 Isn't it on Wikipedia? 229 00:11:24,882 --> 00:11:27,725 On our anniversary, every year, 230 00:11:27,776 --> 00:11:31,038 we find a production of Three on a match somewhere, 231 00:11:31,073 --> 00:11:33,230 and we go to see it. 232 00:11:33,264 --> 00:11:36,141 So this is sort of like a wedding anniversary for you. 233 00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:39,487 We get each other gifts and everything. 234 00:11:39,522 --> 00:11:40,691 Does your husband get jealous? 235 00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:43,168 No. No! Why would you say that? 236 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:47,133 I just meant that he has to share you. 237 00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,642 With me. 238 00:11:49,694 --> 00:11:53,022 No, Frank's not like that. 239 00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:55,866 Is there anything else? 240 00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:58,727 Sorry. I'm sorry to cut this short. 241 00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,567 It's just, we have... We're just so busy today. 242 00:12:00,602 --> 00:12:02,074 - I'm sure you... - Of course. 243 00:12:02,108 --> 00:12:05,754 The entire town is buzzing over Bombshell, 244 00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:09,719 especially now that Rebecca Duvall is playing the part. 245 00:12:16,747 --> 00:12:18,804 He's, like, screaming at me, because, for one second, 246 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,929 I forgot my stupid pencil. 247 00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:23,322 You think he could fire me? 248 00:12:23,356 --> 00:12:25,965 No. Next time, don't forget your pencil. 249 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,089 That was helpful. 250 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,596 Yeah, well, you don't like the guy. 251 00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:31,721 - You never did. - Why should I? 252 00:12:31,755 --> 00:12:35,116 He sexually harassed me the first day I met him. 253 00:12:35,151 --> 00:12:37,376 What? He what? 254 00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:41,424 "Oh"? "Oh" what? 255 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,097 "I didn't tell you that part"? 256 00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:44,519 - It wasn't a big deal. - What, being sexually harassed 257 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:45,941 now is officially not a big deal? 258 00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:47,698 I handled it. He made a pass and I handled it. 259 00:12:47,749 --> 00:12:49,087 - Why are you yelling at me? - I'm not yelling at you. 260 00:12:49,121 --> 00:12:50,174 Feels like you're yelling at me. 261 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:51,798 Well, if I am yelling at you, 262 00:12:51,832 --> 00:12:53,186 I'd have a right to maybe, because you lied to me. 263 00:12:53,221 --> 00:12:54,725 - I didn't lie to you. - You did. 264 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,264 Well, because you'd be upset, which you are. 265 00:12:56,298 --> 00:12:57,653 Upset because you're being sexually harassed 266 00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:59,460 and putting up with it? Damn right I am. 267 00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:01,384 Look, I... ugh, I got yelled at all day. 268 00:13:01,419 --> 00:13:03,476 I'm not gonna just sit here and get yelled at again. 269 00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,182 I have to be rested so I can get yelled at again tomorrow. 270 00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:06,821 What, you're just going back there? 271 00:13:06,856 --> 00:13:08,611 Yeah, I'm going back there. Are you insane? 272 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,004 - Karen... - Yell at somebody else, Dev. 273 00:13:15,264 --> 00:13:16,889 I need a few more days. 274 00:13:18,121 --> 00:13:20,848 But Rebecca will be here. When exactly? 275 00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:23,910 Sunday at the latest. You have my word. 276 00:13:23,945 --> 00:13:26,002 Assuming, once she gets here, we can sit down with her. 277 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:27,256 Or at least with her representatives. 278 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,929 No, with her too. 279 00:13:28,964 --> 00:13:33,029 This is $7 million we're talking about, Eileen. 280 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:36,073 All this back and forth doesn't inspire confidence. 281 00:13:36,124 --> 00:13:37,613 Hang on, hang on. 282 00:13:37,647 --> 00:13:39,252 Robyn has a point. 283 00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:41,645 I feel a little blindsided by all this. 284 00:13:41,679 --> 00:13:43,167 Well, this is hardly unprecedented. 285 00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:44,605 It's not unprecedented 286 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,430 that she doesn't show up at all either. 287 00:13:46,464 --> 00:13:48,036 I want to meet with your director, as well. 288 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:51,499 All this because an actress is a few days late? 289 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:54,393 No one can force you to take our money, Eileen. 290 00:13:54,427 --> 00:13:59,379 Jerry would never have put us in this situation. 291 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:10,672 Two Martinis and you haven't flirted with me once. 292 00:14:10,707 --> 00:14:13,216 It's not that kind of night. 293 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,395 What's going on? 294 00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:19,657 It's just these vultures I'm having to deal with. 295 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:23,722 My so-called investors. "Socalled"? 296 00:14:23,757 --> 00:14:26,734 They don't want to invest in Marilyn. 297 00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:28,441 They want to invest in a movie star, 298 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,198 and I admit, I opened the door to that, 299 00:14:30,232 --> 00:14:32,624 because you have to, but God... 300 00:14:32,658 --> 00:14:35,953 - It's a galling business. - Why put up with it? 301 00:14:35,987 --> 00:14:39,617 They have the money. They sign the checks. 302 00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:41,641 It's the way the game is played. 303 00:14:41,675 --> 00:14:42,913 Does it have to be? 304 00:14:42,947 --> 00:14:46,058 I'm open to suggestions. 305 00:14:55,763 --> 00:14:57,886 Emergency fund. 306 00:14:57,921 --> 00:15:00,697 A bar's got to stay liquid more ways than one in this city. 307 00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:04,579 Well, this is... Very impressive. 308 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,474 And incredibly sweet. 309 00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:10,653 Got $7 million under there? 310 00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:13,580 Kitty's a little short of $7 million. 311 00:15:13,615 --> 00:15:15,086 But I do have friends. 312 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:20,273 What kind of friends? 313 00:15:20,307 --> 00:15:21,812 So they finally came up with a number 314 00:15:21,863 --> 00:15:22,899 that doesn't have Marilyn in it? 315 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,300 Daryl Zanuck and his execs in his steam room. 316 00:15:27,334 --> 00:15:29,876 That's right, he used to make them take meetings in there. 317 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,566 Yep, it's all men. 318 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,360 It's about the only thing I can stage right now. 319 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,886 You have an understudy. Why aren't you staging on her? 320 00:15:36,921 --> 00:15:40,851 Darling, I would if it was you. 321 00:15:40,886 --> 00:15:42,859 She's like a scared rabbit out there. 322 00:15:42,894 --> 00:15:44,901 She's completely useless. 323 00:15:44,952 --> 00:15:46,892 You should take it easy on her. 324 00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:48,632 Excuse me? 325 00:15:48,666 --> 00:15:50,840 The only directors who were ever successful with Marilyn 326 00:15:50,874 --> 00:15:52,764 were the ones who babied her. 327 00:15:52,815 --> 00:15:54,487 The rest of the time, she just shut down. 328 00:15:54,522 --> 00:15:56,144 Well, I didn't baby you. 329 00:15:56,178 --> 00:15:58,201 No, you fired me. 330 00:15:58,235 --> 00:16:00,142 And that's okay, Derek. 331 00:16:00,177 --> 00:16:04,040 I'm just saying, there's a lot on the line. 332 00:16:04,075 --> 00:16:06,516 You need to be smart. 333 00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:08,290 I think I'm plenty smart. 334 00:16:08,324 --> 00:16:12,724 I think you could be smarter. 335 00:16:12,758 --> 00:16:14,681 Well, I think I'm pretty smart. 336 00:16:34,374 --> 00:16:36,147 Okay, dancers for the Zanuck number, please. 337 00:16:36,181 --> 00:16:38,656 Derek, we added towels to help sell the fact 338 00:16:38,691 --> 00:16:40,748 that Zanuck had all his meetings in the steam room. 339 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,709 Okay. Where's Zanuck? 340 00:16:43,744 --> 00:16:45,298 You don't want to know. 341 00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:47,357 He'll be back tomorrow. 342 00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:51,790 I'm standing in today. 343 00:16:51,824 --> 00:16:53,664 I live in a world of stand-ins. 344 00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:57,093 Okay, let 'er rip. 345 00:16:57,128 --> 00:16:58,850 Any idea why Zanuck's turning the heat up on us again? 346 00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:00,741 Search me. I think it's Monroe, 347 00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:03,953 but it's not like I get paid to think. 348 00:17:03,987 --> 00:17:06,262 A studio executive 349 00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:09,056 has no beliefs 350 00:17:09,108 --> 00:17:14,326 that's the way of the studio system 351 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:18,760 We've bowed to every rear of all the studio chiefs 352 00:17:18,794 --> 00:17:23,244 And you can bet your ass we've kissed 'em 353 00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:27,426 Even the birds in the Hollywood hills 354 00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:32,446 Know the secret to our success 355 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:37,080 It's those magical words that pay the bills 356 00:17:37,114 --> 00:17:39,723 Yes, yes, yes 357 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,731 and yes 358 00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:43,856 - My God. - That's him. 359 00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:45,696 Here he comes. 360 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,006 - Good morning, Mr. Zanuck. - Good morning, Mr. Zanuck. 361 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,428 - Good morning. - Good morning. 362 00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:51,436 Gentlemen, take a memo. 363 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,727 Today the trades are all aglow 364 00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:55,534 With grosses for our miss Monroe 365 00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:57,157 The things those vermin mustn't know 366 00:17:57,191 --> 00:17:58,796 Is what she puts us through 367 00:17:58,832 --> 00:18:00,553 She makes directors wait all day 368 00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:02,428 One line per hour's all she'll say 369 00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:04,067 And still she thinks we're gonna pay? 370 00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:05,690 She needs a talking to 371 00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:09,455 tomatoes like her must be put in their place 372 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,881 If she don't shape up soon, she'll soon be walking 373 00:18:11,915 --> 00:18:13,971 'Cause the buck stops with me 374 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,615 yes, you're right we agree 375 00:18:16,649 --> 00:18:19,576 Uh, don't say yes until I've finished talking 376 00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:21,249 She's got them all tied up in knots 377 00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:22,923 Makes each producer faint and plotz 378 00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:24,428 She thinks she's queen and calls the shots 379 00:18:24,462 --> 00:18:26,904 As she sits on her throne 380 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,578 She needs to learn she's only skin 381 00:18:28,612 --> 00:18:30,083 The next girl's waiting for a spin 382 00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:31,422 I made a star of rin-tin-tin 383 00:18:31,456 --> 00:18:32,543 And paid him with a bone 384 00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:35,353 tomatoes like her 385 00:18:35,388 --> 00:18:37,395 well, they're easy to find 386 00:18:37,446 --> 00:18:39,821 we throw them out as soon as they start squawking 387 00:18:39,855 --> 00:18:41,544 So get me some younger dish 388 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,551 we concur as you wish 389 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:47,015 Hey, don't say yes until I've finished talking 390 00:18:47,049 --> 00:18:48,822 And while you've got me on a roll 391 00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:50,411 Let's find a role for nat king Cole 392 00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:52,368 Tell Mankiewicz his script is trite 393 00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:54,008 A little lower to the right 394 00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,547 I think that Brando is miscast 395 00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:57,054 That television just won't last 396 00:18:57,088 --> 00:18:59,027 That I'm the king of Hollywood 397 00:18:59,062 --> 00:19:01,069 all hail the king! Oh, that feels good 398 00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,792 which brings me back to that dumb blonde 399 00:19:02,826 --> 00:19:04,465 To her demands I now respond 400 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,921 Some buy your act but I'm not conned 401 00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:07,594 You'd better fall in line 402 00:19:07,628 --> 00:19:09,267 You're two basooms and nuts to boot 403 00:19:09,301 --> 00:19:11,108 I'll keep you in a bathing suit 404 00:19:11,142 --> 00:19:12,780 When you stop bringing in the loot 405 00:19:12,814 --> 00:19:14,420 We'll go back to the vine 406 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,177 tomatoes like you 407 00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:17,934 they all wither and die 408 00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,476 my powers, though, will never be diminished 409 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:23,204 So don't bring me to my boiling point 410 00:19:23,238 --> 00:19:24,877 You're just a broad I own the joint 411 00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:26,717 I'm in control you're just a face 412 00:19:26,752 --> 00:19:28,391 Allow me to cut to the chase 413 00:19:28,425 --> 00:19:29,980 I'll make another movie star 414 00:19:30,014 --> 00:19:31,569 Could someone light my damn cigar? 415 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,175 And then say yes 'cause yes, men 416 00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:34,748 I'm finished 417 00:19:34,783 --> 00:19:36,170 Yes! 418 00:19:36,205 --> 00:19:38,930 Yeah, that'll do. 419 00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:41,474 You make a lovely Zanuck, Tom. 420 00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:43,900 Thank you. 421 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:45,372 Karen... 422 00:19:45,407 --> 00:19:47,329 Do you have a pencil? 423 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:49,053 - Yes, I do. - Terrific. 424 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,010 Come with me. Off to the break room. 425 00:19:51,062 --> 00:19:52,649 We're gonna run the transition Let me be your star, 426 00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:53,905 straight through the playboy shoot, 427 00:19:53,939 --> 00:19:55,193 and into Johnny Hyde. 428 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:57,200 Okay, now this is gonna move fast, 429 00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:59,125 so just do exactly what I say, 430 00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:00,547 and when you've got it, write it down, 431 00:20:00,598 --> 00:20:02,437 and that'll be a huge help to me. 432 00:20:02,472 --> 00:20:04,529 I know we're dropping you into the deep end. 433 00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:08,996 - I can do it. - Yeah, I know you can. 434 00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:10,585 I'm counting on it. 435 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:14,216 Okay, that's lunch. 436 00:20:18,399 --> 00:20:20,874 Think he only has a week to live? 437 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:22,213 Maybe he found the Lord. 438 00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:23,518 I've seen this kind of behavior before 439 00:20:23,553 --> 00:20:25,776 in stroke victims. 440 00:20:25,811 --> 00:20:27,065 Maybe he had a stroke. 441 00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:30,745 Shush. 442 00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:41,379 A less guy who want to invest in a Broadway musical because...? 443 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,470 One smile from you, Eileen, 444 00:20:43,522 --> 00:20:46,448 and my man won't know what hit him. 445 00:20:46,483 --> 00:20:50,330 Meet Randy Cobra, in the flesh. 446 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:51,835 Randy! 447 00:20:51,886 --> 00:20:52,839 Nick, what's happening, man? 448 00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:58,361 - You were better today. - No, I wasn't. 449 00:20:58,412 --> 00:21:00,502 - You were. - I'm just a body. 450 00:21:00,537 --> 00:21:02,544 - But what a body. - Pay up. 451 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,932 She still has to make it through two more days. 452 00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:05,722 What are you talking about? 453 00:21:05,774 --> 00:21:07,278 They took bets on whether or not he'd make you cry. 454 00:21:07,312 --> 00:21:10,958 That, and whether or not he'd fire you. 455 00:21:10,994 --> 00:21:13,586 - You bet against me? - Well, don't do that. 456 00:21:13,637 --> 00:21:15,426 - Guys. - Ivy! 457 00:21:15,477 --> 00:21:17,183 Sam called and said you guys were going out for drinks, 458 00:21:17,217 --> 00:21:18,923 - so I thought I might join you. - Good. 459 00:21:18,957 --> 00:21:20,746 I'm glad you came out. 460 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,621 Who are you and what have you done with my friend Ivy? 461 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:25,682 Shut up, I know exactly what I'm doing. 462 00:21:25,716 --> 00:21:28,008 So I hear you get to be Marilyn for a week. 463 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:30,701 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 464 00:21:30,736 --> 00:21:34,299 - I brought you a present. - You did? 465 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,925 Just like the ones Marilyn wore in Niagara. 466 00:21:36,959 --> 00:21:39,736 Now all you need is a low-cut dress 467 00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:42,329 cinched at the waist, and you'll be all set. 468 00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:43,751 La la. 469 00:21:43,786 --> 00:21:46,177 - Girl, hey. - So good! 470 00:21:46,211 --> 00:21:48,704 Okay, we all got through that. 471 00:21:48,738 --> 00:21:50,143 Now who's gonna buy me a drink? 472 00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:51,899 - I will get us all a drink. - Yes, please. 473 00:21:51,951 --> 00:21:55,295 Billy, can we have five appletinis please? 474 00:21:58,207 --> 00:22:00,264 I can't believe we'll never hear his laugh again. 475 00:22:00,315 --> 00:22:03,996 I guess it's true what they say about three on a match. 476 00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:07,676 But while the flame burned, it made a beautiful light. 477 00:22:09,969 --> 00:22:15,707 So let us raise a glass to him 478 00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:17,966 And let us give three cheers 479 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,316 And down the hatch 480 00:22:22,350 --> 00:22:27,201 friendship, it will never dim 481 00:22:27,252 --> 00:22:28,590 For somewhere 482 00:22:28,624 --> 00:22:32,923 there will always be 483 00:22:32,957 --> 00:22:38,160 Three on a 484 00:22:38,194 --> 00:22:42,258 match 485 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:45,588 This is the biggest piece of junk we've ever written. 486 00:22:45,623 --> 00:22:47,110 Well, we were young. 487 00:22:47,162 --> 00:22:48,416 I think it's sweet. 488 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:55,308 Look, they're standing! 489 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:59,324 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, thank you. 490 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:05,347 We have two very, very special guests with us here tonight... 491 00:23:05,398 --> 00:23:07,104 Tom Houston and Julia Levitt! 492 00:23:08,945 --> 00:23:12,123 I mean, I mean... God, I'm so excited. 493 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,436 It's Julia Houston and Tom Levitt. 494 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,128 Stay here. 495 00:23:22,163 --> 00:23:25,508 No, Tom, what are you doing? 496 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:30,611 It's been ten years since Three on a match opened. 497 00:23:30,662 --> 00:23:34,760 A lot's changed since, 498 00:23:34,794 --> 00:23:37,772 but one thing hasn't... My enduring friendship 499 00:23:37,806 --> 00:23:41,318 with my writing partner, Julia Houston. 500 00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:44,129 We always give each other gifts on our anniversary, 501 00:23:44,164 --> 00:23:45,969 just like a real husband and wife, 502 00:23:46,004 --> 00:23:48,061 and so this is 503 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:52,160 my gift to you, honey. 504 00:23:54,202 --> 00:23:58,803 Signed by the cast and crew of the 112th... 505 00:24:06,867 --> 00:24:08,674 She's got a thing about aprons, what can I tell ya? 506 00:24:09,711 --> 00:24:11,233 Who's playing Marilyn? 507 00:24:11,268 --> 00:24:12,655 Rebecca Duvall. 508 00:24:12,690 --> 00:24:14,278 Is she related to Robert Duvall? 509 00:24:14,330 --> 00:24:16,286 - 'Cause I love that guy. - I don't know, maybe. 510 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,109 You know, they tried to concoct a musical 511 00:24:18,144 --> 00:24:19,348 out of my songs once. 512 00:24:19,382 --> 00:24:20,770 No, I didn't know that. 513 00:24:20,804 --> 00:24:22,108 Yeah, because it was a piece of crap, 514 00:24:22,143 --> 00:24:23,279 never got off the ground. 515 00:24:23,314 --> 00:24:25,371 Those people, they are insane. 516 00:24:25,405 --> 00:24:29,319 Well, many people in the theater are insane. 517 00:24:29,353 --> 00:24:31,394 I, however, am not one of them. 518 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:34,857 But I'm not going to lie to you. 519 00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:37,032 Investing in a musical can be risky, 520 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:39,458 but when a show hits, 521 00:24:39,492 --> 00:24:43,273 there's literally no limit to the return. 522 00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:45,381 I already got so much money, it's sick. 523 00:24:45,415 --> 00:24:46,970 Nick knows. 524 00:24:47,004 --> 00:24:48,710 He got me into this one situation. 525 00:24:48,744 --> 00:24:51,069 - It was completely illegal. - All right. 526 00:24:51,104 --> 00:24:52,843 But the money kept pouring in. 527 00:24:52,877 --> 00:24:54,934 Randy. 528 00:24:54,985 --> 00:24:59,535 I just mean... I don't need the money. 529 00:25:01,343 --> 00:25:03,265 Look, if I can't be there, it really should be you. 530 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,688 I'm not really doing anything. 531 00:25:04,722 --> 00:25:06,478 He just moves me around the stage. 532 00:25:06,530 --> 00:25:08,285 They did the same thing to Marilyn. 533 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,824 They just expected her to be there, 534 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,246 look gorgeous, and do whatever she was told. 535 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,668 She hated it. 536 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,057 Yeah, but I'm just an understudy. 537 00:25:14,092 --> 00:25:16,433 I can't actually talk back to him. 538 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:20,582 Karen, you get to be her for one week. 539 00:25:20,617 --> 00:25:25,049 Don't waste the chance. 540 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:27,559 There are other jobs out there. 541 00:25:27,593 --> 00:25:28,897 Yesterday, I heard there was a press opening 542 00:25:28,948 --> 00:25:30,035 at the white house. 543 00:25:30,069 --> 00:25:31,575 I could get you an interview. 544 00:25:31,626 --> 00:25:33,114 You're kidding. 545 00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:35,105 - I'm not. - D.C. 546 00:25:35,139 --> 00:25:37,062 It's a good town for people like us. 547 00:25:37,096 --> 00:25:40,007 - What are "people like us"? - Workaholic political junkies. 548 00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:43,286 I'm serious, I could get you seen for that White House gig. 549 00:25:43,337 --> 00:25:46,130 Broadway equals New York. 550 00:25:46,181 --> 00:25:47,937 Dev, if she knows what you've been going through... 551 00:25:47,971 --> 00:25:53,341 - She doesn't. - You still haven't told her? 552 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,579 It was beautiful. 553 00:25:54,613 --> 00:25:56,922 Well, we rehearsed for four months. 554 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:59,012 I know, we're not up to your standards. 555 00:25:59,064 --> 00:26:00,602 We loved every minute. 556 00:26:00,636 --> 00:26:05,287 Well, you're very sweet. 557 00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:14,790 What is the matter with you? 558 00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:16,613 These people are nice, really nice, 559 00:26:16,648 --> 00:26:19,174 and you hurt their feelings. I didn't mean to. 560 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:21,817 It was just really moving, and I was overwhelmed, 561 00:26:21,851 --> 00:26:24,025 and I needed a moment to be alone. 562 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,201 You weren't just rude to these nice people, 563 00:26:26,235 --> 00:26:27,873 you were rude to me. 564 00:26:27,907 --> 00:26:29,764 If you don't want to do these anniversaries any more, 565 00:26:29,799 --> 00:26:31,220 just say so. Don't act like you're above... 566 00:26:31,254 --> 00:26:33,696 - I'm not. - This or me or us. 567 00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:35,118 - I don't. - Just say it. 568 00:26:35,152 --> 00:26:37,661 Say what is bothering you. 569 00:26:37,712 --> 00:26:39,521 Frank found out. 570 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,575 And he left me. 571 00:26:45,609 --> 00:26:48,669 Frank found out and he left me. 572 00:26:48,704 --> 00:26:49,875 Left you? Come on. 573 00:26:49,926 --> 00:26:51,933 - Left you? - He's gone. 574 00:26:51,967 --> 00:26:52,936 I've left him a hundred messages. 575 00:26:52,971 --> 00:26:54,023 He won't pick up. 576 00:26:54,058 --> 00:26:55,713 He won't call me back. 577 00:27:01,136 --> 00:27:06,940 He talks to Leo. 578 00:27:06,991 --> 00:27:10,688 - How is Leo? - He's managing somehow. 579 00:27:10,722 --> 00:27:14,301 He's so nice to me, and I ruined everything. 580 00:27:18,067 --> 00:27:20,994 He sees Frank. I... he told me he sees him. 581 00:27:21,045 --> 00:27:24,674 But Frank won't talk to me. 582 00:27:27,402 --> 00:27:29,744 I am sorry. 583 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:32,622 I am so sorry I wrecked our anniversary. 584 00:27:32,656 --> 00:27:33,927 Stop. 585 00:27:33,961 --> 00:27:36,721 Stop, stop, stop. 586 00:27:41,323 --> 00:27:44,969 Why didn't you tell me? 587 00:27:49,772 --> 00:27:54,287 Because I thought that, if I never told you, 588 00:27:54,340 --> 00:28:00,227 maybe it wasn't real. 589 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:02,267 Now it's real. 590 00:28:10,919 --> 00:28:12,924 You'll gonna be home for dinner tonight? 591 00:28:13,009 --> 00:28:14,379 I have wrestling, remember? 592 00:28:14,413 --> 00:28:16,689 Right. 593 00:28:16,723 --> 00:28:19,399 Maybe I'll come. 594 00:28:19,433 --> 00:28:22,745 If you want. 595 00:28:22,779 --> 00:28:26,844 Is, Is your father gonna be there? 596 00:28:26,896 --> 00:28:29,437 If he were, I wouldn't say you could come. 597 00:28:29,471 --> 00:28:32,867 Look, I do tell him to call you. 598 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:36,933 I think this sucks. I'm not the problem here. 599 00:28:41,569 --> 00:28:43,826 It's cold outside. 600 00:28:43,860 --> 00:28:45,080 You're going to need more than this. 601 00:28:45,116 --> 00:28:46,084 - Mom. - Just go do it. 602 00:29:06,547 --> 00:29:08,755 So, Ivy baby, you've got to tell me 603 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:10,411 what the hell you've been up to. 604 00:29:10,445 --> 00:29:12,001 - What on earth do you mean? - No. 605 00:29:12,035 --> 00:29:14,176 No, I've known you too long for that one. 606 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,535 Come on, Sam. 607 00:29:16,586 --> 00:29:20,215 I love Marilyn, and I worked so hard on it. 608 00:29:20,266 --> 00:29:22,525 And I'm a really nice person 609 00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:25,151 who just had a little bit of a hard time. 610 00:29:25,185 --> 00:29:26,874 Don't I deserve a second chance? 611 00:29:26,909 --> 00:29:31,325 Playing nice to get back into the show. 612 00:29:31,359 --> 00:29:34,188 Clever. 613 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:42,217 That train wreck of a show we saw... pilloried. 614 00:29:42,251 --> 00:29:44,726 Why be a critic if you despise the theater? 615 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:49,544 You hated that play. We left at intermission. 616 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:52,222 Look at that, the Knicks lost another game, 617 00:29:52,256 --> 00:29:55,768 but the writer doesn't trash the whole team. 618 00:29:55,803 --> 00:29:57,190 You're reading the sports section? 619 00:29:57,242 --> 00:29:59,700 Sure, why not? 620 00:29:59,751 --> 00:30:01,205 Because, as far as I know, 621 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,632 you have no interest in sports whatsoever. 622 00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:07,280 I like to look at tall men in mesh shorts. 623 00:30:07,314 --> 00:30:09,371 Do you think I'm blind? 624 00:30:09,405 --> 00:30:11,009 What? 625 00:30:14,842 --> 00:30:17,736 I accept that we go to the theater all the time. 626 00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:20,413 I accept that you don't like my politics. 627 00:30:20,447 --> 00:30:22,286 But having feelings for someone else? 628 00:30:22,338 --> 00:30:24,461 That I cannot accept. 629 00:30:24,496 --> 00:30:25,800 What are you talking about? 630 00:30:25,851 --> 00:30:28,895 You're crazy about that dancer. 631 00:30:28,929 --> 00:30:30,819 - Tom. - What are... 632 00:30:30,853 --> 00:30:33,312 Don't. I mean it. 633 00:30:33,347 --> 00:30:35,253 Look, Sam... I barely know him. 634 00:30:35,287 --> 00:30:36,976 He's a friend of Ivy's. 635 00:30:37,011 --> 00:30:38,817 And you light up like a candle whenever you look at him, 636 00:30:38,851 --> 00:30:40,825 and you never look at me like that. 637 00:30:40,859 --> 00:30:42,200 You just don't. 638 00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:48,272 It's okay, Tom. Really. 639 00:30:50,814 --> 00:30:52,322 Goodbye. 640 00:30:59,481 --> 00:31:00,852 It's me. Don't hang up. 641 00:31:00,886 --> 00:31:02,744 I know you're there. 642 00:31:05,186 --> 00:31:07,844 I stole Leo's cell, 643 00:31:07,879 --> 00:31:11,191 because you won't pick up my calls. 644 00:31:11,225 --> 00:31:14,537 But you have to. 645 00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:16,494 Frank, I know that you're hurt. 646 00:31:16,546 --> 00:31:18,553 I know that... 647 00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:23,521 You don't feel ready to talk, but... 648 00:31:23,573 --> 00:31:25,715 I can't take this any more. 649 00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:29,210 You have to, Frank, you have to talk to me. 650 00:31:29,261 --> 00:31:31,956 I'm gonna die if you don't talk to me. 651 00:31:38,664 --> 00:31:40,135 What is it, Ellis? 652 00:31:40,169 --> 00:31:43,063 I did some research on that Cobra guy. 653 00:31:43,097 --> 00:31:45,472 Don't tell me, he gave away all his money. 654 00:31:45,506 --> 00:31:47,346 No, he's still loaded, 655 00:31:47,381 --> 00:31:50,341 and not shy about investing in projects. 656 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:51,796 Perfect. 657 00:31:51,847 --> 00:31:53,152 Then I looked into that bartender, Nick, 658 00:31:53,186 --> 00:31:55,443 and that's where things got interesting. 659 00:31:55,478 --> 00:31:58,004 - Stop. - I think you want to hear this. 660 00:31:58,038 --> 00:32:00,965 I think you thought wrong. How dare you go delving 661 00:32:00,999 --> 00:32:03,056 into the personal lives of my friends? 662 00:32:03,091 --> 00:32:05,014 Well, he's an investor too, though, isn't he? 663 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,021 I mean, he's the guy that brought in all the money. 664 00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:08,745 That means he's a partner. 665 00:32:08,779 --> 00:32:11,924 Go get me a coffee and take this with you. 666 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,293 Men in dresses, 667 00:32:21,327 --> 00:32:23,551 who's gonna pay to see that? 668 00:32:23,586 --> 00:32:25,977 Cross-dressing in the theater has a long history, 669 00:32:26,012 --> 00:32:28,019 all the way back to the greeks. 670 00:32:28,053 --> 00:32:30,445 The stage wasn't considered a proper place for a woman. 671 00:32:30,496 --> 00:32:31,867 The home was their proper sphere. 672 00:32:31,901 --> 00:32:33,590 Karen, move. 673 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,949 Sorry, sorry. 674 00:32:35,983 --> 00:32:37,857 I just... can't believe he says that. 675 00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:40,067 It's so dumb. 676 00:32:42,107 --> 00:32:44,331 - What? - The thing about the Greeks. 677 00:32:44,382 --> 00:32:46,004 Like what I need right now is a stupid lecture. 678 00:32:46,055 --> 00:32:47,510 Just do it. 679 00:32:47,561 --> 00:32:48,815 I'm trying to think like Marilyn, 680 00:32:48,849 --> 00:32:50,354 and you're not exactly helping. 681 00:32:50,405 --> 00:32:53,216 Could you at least try and listen? 682 00:32:59,255 --> 00:33:01,765 And yet, I need you downstage. 683 00:33:01,799 --> 00:33:02,785 I don't care where you need me. 684 00:33:02,819 --> 00:33:04,241 Your blocking stinks. 685 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:06,048 And you know what else? I don't appreciate 686 00:33:06,082 --> 00:33:08,423 that crack about the home being a proper place for a woman. 687 00:33:08,475 --> 00:33:09,980 It sounds like something Joe would say. 688 00:33:10,014 --> 00:33:12,656 Besides, I want to stay home, I... 689 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:13,995 I want a life with this guy. 690 00:33:14,029 --> 00:33:15,618 I'm trying to have a baby with him, 691 00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:19,298 and all he wants to do is put Marilyn back to work. 692 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:23,799 Derek... 693 00:33:23,833 --> 00:33:26,645 Derek, hello? You all right? 694 00:33:28,685 --> 00:33:30,893 Yeah, fine. 695 00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:32,901 I'll put you nose to nose, 696 00:33:32,935 --> 00:33:34,239 see how that works. 697 00:33:34,274 --> 00:33:35,828 You want me to write that down? 698 00:33:35,863 --> 00:33:36,866 No, Linda's got the blocking. 699 00:33:38,322 --> 00:33:42,337 Let's just forge ahead. 700 00:33:44,145 --> 00:33:47,406 - Well, what time is it, 3:30? 701 00:33:47,457 --> 00:33:48,711 He's probably still in bed. 702 00:33:48,746 --> 00:33:52,392 Don't worry, he'll call you. 703 00:33:52,426 --> 00:33:55,755 You know, Nick, I really appreciate this, 704 00:33:55,789 --> 00:33:57,947 but... I don't want to presume anything. 705 00:33:57,981 --> 00:34:00,456 "Presume"? 706 00:34:00,507 --> 00:34:03,434 Well, if this all goes ahead, 707 00:34:03,469 --> 00:34:05,810 you'll have brought in a major investor. 708 00:34:05,861 --> 00:34:09,708 And... people get paid a lot of money for that kind of thing. 709 00:34:09,742 --> 00:34:11,047 I didn't bring him in. You brought him in. 710 00:34:11,081 --> 00:34:12,637 You introduced us. 711 00:34:12,671 --> 00:34:15,230 I introduced you because I wanted to help you. 712 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:18,241 Well, I'll be honest... You should ask for something. 713 00:34:18,276 --> 00:34:20,918 Don't worry, I will. 714 00:34:22,458 --> 00:34:25,970 Is that him? 715 00:34:26,004 --> 00:34:27,041 No. 716 00:34:27,075 --> 00:34:29,032 Hola? 717 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:33,030 Si, espero que todos es bueno. 718 00:34:44,877 --> 00:34:47,938 You forget your key? 719 00:34:49,595 --> 00:34:51,151 Sorry. 720 00:34:51,202 --> 00:34:55,500 Marilyn's coming home with you, I see. 721 00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:59,014 I guess so. What can I do for you? 722 00:34:59,065 --> 00:35:02,209 I just had a call from Eileen. 723 00:35:02,244 --> 00:35:04,201 Rebecca's gonna be turning up sooner than we thought. 724 00:35:04,252 --> 00:35:07,028 She'll be at rehearsals tomorrow. 725 00:35:10,258 --> 00:35:13,251 You did some great work, Karen. 726 00:35:13,287 --> 00:35:14,557 The show is better off for it. 727 00:35:14,591 --> 00:35:17,836 You came over here to tell me that? 728 00:35:17,871 --> 00:35:20,630 Yes, I did. 729 00:35:20,664 --> 00:35:22,320 I, 730 00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:27,473 I also... wanted to apologize. 731 00:35:27,508 --> 00:35:30,619 For what? 732 00:35:30,653 --> 00:35:32,141 I think you know. 733 00:35:32,175 --> 00:35:34,552 That night in my apartment? 734 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:38,750 Look, I'll admit, I made certain assumptions 735 00:35:38,784 --> 00:35:43,652 based on a hard-wired set of personal experiences, 736 00:35:43,686 --> 00:35:46,078 which, to be fair, 737 00:35:46,112 --> 00:35:50,595 befall many a director of note. 738 00:35:50,629 --> 00:35:54,141 But that doesn't make them warranted or justified. 739 00:35:54,176 --> 00:35:56,451 That's the apology? 740 00:35:56,485 --> 00:35:58,912 Don't expect miracles. 741 00:36:00,969 --> 00:36:02,642 But come expecting to work tomorrow. 742 00:36:02,676 --> 00:36:05,067 You're not going to be benched until she turns up in the afternoon. 743 00:36:05,101 --> 00:36:08,112 We'll be looking at act two. 744 00:36:09,736 --> 00:36:12,746 I'll see you tomorrow. 745 00:36:25,847 --> 00:36:29,410 What are you doing here? 746 00:36:29,445 --> 00:36:30,832 I said, what are you doing here? 747 00:36:30,867 --> 00:36:32,757 What are you, her watch dog? 748 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,597 No, I'm her boyfriend. 749 00:36:34,631 --> 00:36:36,270 Yeah, well, I'm her director, so keep your hands to yourself. 750 00:36:36,304 --> 00:36:37,859 Well, according to Karen, 751 00:36:37,894 --> 00:36:38,981 I think you're the one who needs to do that. 752 00:36:39,015 --> 00:36:40,570 Sod off. 753 00:36:42,461 --> 00:36:44,000 Come on, then. 754 00:36:53,402 --> 00:36:54,958 Dev, no. 755 00:36:55,009 --> 00:36:56,849 Dev, stop! Stop. 756 00:36:56,883 --> 00:36:59,108 Get off. 757 00:36:59,142 --> 00:37:01,985 Get off. 758 00:37:02,036 --> 00:37:05,950 Derek, just go. 759 00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:12,983 Easy! 760 00:37:14,261 --> 00:37:16,453 He's lucky I held back. 761 00:37:16,471 --> 00:37:19,983 - Who? - Dev. 762 00:37:20,018 --> 00:37:21,623 Karen's boyfriend? 763 00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:25,119 He's a bloody lunatic. 764 00:37:25,171 --> 00:37:28,767 - I don't understand. - Look... 765 00:37:28,802 --> 00:37:30,491 I went 'round there to tell Karen 766 00:37:30,525 --> 00:37:31,996 that she's going back into the ensemble tomorrow, 767 00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:33,535 and he went ballistic. 768 00:37:33,569 --> 00:37:35,693 Why didn't you just call her? 769 00:37:35,728 --> 00:37:37,551 I was trying to be nice. 770 00:37:37,585 --> 00:37:38,672 You couldn't be nice to her on the phone? 771 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,395 God, not you too. 772 00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:42,771 It's not like I have to shag every leading lady. 773 00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:47,456 - Understudy. - Whatever. 774 00:37:47,490 --> 00:37:49,212 He's my boss. 775 00:37:49,263 --> 00:37:51,019 Why did you have to hit him? He was here for ten seconds. 776 00:37:51,053 --> 00:37:52,558 What was he doing here anyway? 777 00:37:52,609 --> 00:37:54,483 I told you, he knew I'd be disappointed. 778 00:37:54,517 --> 00:37:55,537 So he had to see you in your underwear? 779 00:37:55,571 --> 00:37:56,992 No. 780 00:37:57,026 --> 00:37:58,548 I don't want you anywhere near that sod. 781 00:37:58,582 --> 00:38:00,071 What am I supposed to do, quit? 782 00:38:00,105 --> 00:38:03,350 - Would you? - Is that for real? 783 00:38:04,934 --> 00:38:06,744 What if it was? 784 00:38:08,323 --> 00:38:10,999 What if there was an opportunity for me 785 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,404 outside of New York? 786 00:38:12,479 --> 00:38:13,900 Is there? 787 00:38:13,934 --> 00:38:15,489 Why can't you just answer the question? 788 00:38:15,636 --> 00:38:17,224 Because, Dev, Marilyn is everything 789 00:38:17,258 --> 00:38:19,064 I came to this city to do, everything I want to be. 790 00:38:19,116 --> 00:38:21,122 What if I asked you to give up everything that you wanted? 791 00:38:21,156 --> 00:38:24,385 What, for you? 792 00:38:24,419 --> 00:38:25,741 Go ahead. 793 00:38:27,782 --> 00:38:29,156 Ask me. 794 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:45,215 The Cuban assistant crisis has been averted. 795 00:38:45,249 --> 00:38:48,644 Rebecca will be at rehearsal tomorrow afternoon. 796 00:38:48,678 --> 00:38:50,150 I'll be there. 797 00:38:50,185 --> 00:38:52,945 I still want to meet with her privately, and see the designs. 798 00:38:52,979 --> 00:38:56,508 Robin, I just don't think that's gonna happen. 799 00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:58,548 Now wait a minute... 800 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:02,548 I'd like to introduce you to Bombshell's latest investor, 801 00:39:02,582 --> 00:39:06,496 Mr. Randy Cobra. 802 00:39:06,530 --> 00:39:08,471 What's up? 803 00:39:08,505 --> 00:39:09,808 Ellis, I think you have something 804 00:39:09,843 --> 00:39:11,482 to give to these people. 805 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,021 Your contracts. 806 00:39:13,056 --> 00:39:14,359 Well, what are we supposed to do with these? 807 00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:16,835 Nothing. Give it here. 808 00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:19,764 - Thanks. - Okay, I'm not following this. 809 00:39:19,798 --> 00:39:22,641 What the lady is saying is that my man is in... 810 00:39:22,692 --> 00:39:24,068 And you're out. 811 00:39:31,794 --> 00:39:35,189 Rock and roll! 812 00:39:45,982 --> 00:39:51,251 As a girl I lived in a million homes 813 00:39:51,302 --> 00:39:56,070 So I always would keep to myself 814 00:39:56,104 --> 00:40:00,085 And my lessons were learned from the stories and poems 815 00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:04,016 I would steal from a library shelf 816 00:40:04,051 --> 00:40:07,195 Yes, the books, like the rooms 817 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,956 Weren't mine to keep 818 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:15,728 but the words weren't left behind 819 00:40:15,762 --> 00:40:21,751 And I think of them all now when I can't sleep 820 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:27,808 And a poet who read my mind 821 00:40:31,021 --> 00:40:34,166 As the wise man once wrote 822 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,214 "Never give all the heart" 823 00:40:40,524 --> 00:40:43,368 Well, it's easy to see 824 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:45,844 he was writing for me 825 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:51,399 I just wish I could play that part 826 00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:56,551 Yes, he scribbled that love isn't worth thinking of 827 00:40:56,585 --> 00:41:00,985 That it fades out from kiss to kiss 828 00:41:01,019 --> 00:41:04,247 If I'd just learned those lines 829 00:41:04,282 --> 00:41:09,518 Well, just think of the misery I'd miss 830 00:41:11,610 --> 00:41:14,955 As the irishman said 831 00:41:14,989 --> 00:41:19,506 "don't put your heart up to play" 832 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:24,156 When he warned of the cost 833 00:41:24,192 --> 00:41:25,613 And the heart that he lost 834 00:41:25,664 --> 00:41:30,129 Mr. Yeats really paved the way 835 00:41:30,181 --> 00:41:33,108 For the men that I've known 836 00:41:33,142 --> 00:41:36,203 Who have clearly shown 837 00:41:36,238 --> 00:41:40,052 they've been reading him from the start 838 00:41:40,086 --> 00:41:43,682 'Cause when it comes to me 839 00:41:43,733 --> 00:41:48,115 well, the kisses come free 840 00:41:48,149 --> 00:41:52,381 but they never give all 841 00:42:24,757 --> 00:42:27,015 Hello. 842 00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:30,160 Am I in the right place? 843 00:42:30,195 --> 00:42:35,882 Rebecca Duvall! 844 00:42:35,916 --> 00:42:37,508 You look wonderful. 845 00:42:39,688 --> 00:42:44,200 Sync and corrected by dr.jackson for www.addic7ed.com