1 00:00:18,942 --> 00:00:22,109 ♪ Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! ♪ 2 00:00:22,111 --> 00:00:25,313 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! ♪ 3 00:00:25,315 --> 00:00:27,215 ♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪ 4 00:00:27,217 --> 00:00:28,950 ♪ never seeking glory or fame ♪ 5 00:00:28,952 --> 00:00:30,251 ♪ he climbed the mountain top ♪ 6 00:00:30,253 --> 00:00:32,420 ♪ and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ♪ 7 00:00:32,422 --> 00:00:33,788 ♪ Hu! Ah! Ya! ♪ 8 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:35,556 ♪ Kung Fu Panda! ♪ 9 00:00:35,558 --> 00:00:38,159 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! ♪ 10 00:00:38,161 --> 00:00:41,662 ♪ Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ♪ 11 00:00:41,664 --> 00:00:45,199 ♪ and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ♪ 12 00:00:45,201 --> 00:00:47,068 ♪ Kung Fu Panda. ♪ 13 00:00:47,070 --> 00:00:49,971 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo- doom-doom-doom-doom! ♪ 14 00:00:49,973 --> 00:00:51,038 ♪ He lives, he trains ♪ 15 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,741 ♪ and he fights with the Furious Five ♪ 16 00:00:53,743 --> 00:00:55,443 ♪ protect the valley somethin' somethin' ♪ 17 00:00:55,445 --> 00:00:56,744 ♪ somethin' somethin' alive ♪ 18 00:00:56,746 --> 00:00:58,045 ♪ Oh! Ah! Uh! ♪ 19 00:00:58,047 --> 00:01:01,080 ♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪ 20 00:01:01,351 --> 00:01:03,350 ♪ Legends of awesomeness. ♪ 21 00:01:03,493 --> 00:01:04,535 Sweet! 22 00:01:06,336 --> 00:01:09,336 1x22 - Has-Been Hero 23 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,737 sync & corrections by f1nc0 - - addic7ed.com - - 24 00:01:16,001 --> 00:01:19,870 I'm late! I gotta... I gotta go. I gotta... 25 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,305 Huh? 26 00:01:22,808 --> 00:01:25,609 No way! It's Kwan the Un-killable! 27 00:01:25,611 --> 00:01:26,844 I thought he was dead. 28 00:01:26,846 --> 00:01:30,881 The last time I saw him, I was a kid at Kong Bai stadium. 29 00:01:33,352 --> 00:01:37,221 That place was jam-packed full of amazing food vendors. 30 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:39,190 And Kwan was awesome! 31 00:01:43,962 --> 00:01:45,529 He was incredible. 32 00:01:45,531 --> 00:01:48,399 That was the day he was going to introduce the ram slam! 33 00:01:50,302 --> 00:01:53,170 Po! Po! 34 00:01:53,172 --> 00:01:54,305 Po! 35 00:01:54,307 --> 00:01:56,907 Ah! I'm late! 36 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,042 Oops. 37 00:01:59,946 --> 00:02:01,779 He's coming! 38 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:06,417 Kwan the Un-killable's coming to the Valley of Peace, 39 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:07,952 and he's gonna leave it... 40 00:02:07,954 --> 00:02:10,287 in pieces! 41 00:02:10,289 --> 00:02:12,556 You're late, panda. 42 00:02:12,558 --> 00:02:16,093 I saw Kwan fight when I was a kid. He was my hero! 43 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:17,561 Who isn't your hero? 44 00:02:17,563 --> 00:02:21,232 The only person you don't idolize is Ling the shoemaker. 45 00:02:21,234 --> 00:02:25,136 Actually... I mean, he makes a pretty good shoe. 46 00:02:26,472 --> 00:02:29,740 I've seen Kwan's show. It's staged. It's fake. 47 00:02:29,742 --> 00:02:31,408 That's not real kung fu. 48 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:34,278 If knocking out 100 ninjas coming at you in single-file 49 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,214 isn't real kung fu, I don't know what is. 50 00:02:40,585 --> 00:02:44,054 My name is Bai Li. I'm looking for the Dragon Warrior. 51 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:55,866 Y-y-you... you... have a nose. 52 00:02:55,868 --> 00:02:57,701 Smooth. 53 00:02:57,703 --> 00:03:02,006 I am the Dragon Warrior. How may I be of assistance, citizen? 54 00:03:02,008 --> 00:03:04,608 I have been sent by Kwan the Un-killable. 55 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:07,945 Kwan requests the pleasure of your presence at his match. 56 00:03:07,947 --> 00:03:09,780 Kwan knows who I am? 57 00:03:09,782 --> 00:03:12,082 And he thinks my presence is a pleasure? 58 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,593 We look forward to seeing you there. 59 00:03:24,563 --> 00:03:25,696 Hello. 60 00:03:25,698 --> 00:03:27,531 Hey, I got an extra ticket if anyone... 61 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:30,334 - I'll go! - Awesome! 62 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:32,570 I wonder how hard it would be to shave 63 00:03:32,572 --> 00:03:35,072 Kwan's name into my fur. 64 00:03:35,074 --> 00:03:39,977 As pressing as that question is, you've got training to do, panda. 65 00:03:39,979 --> 00:03:44,415 I want you to swing hard at this target, but not hit it. 66 00:03:44,417 --> 00:03:46,350 - That's it? - Yes. 67 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,485 'Cause usually when we do one-on-one training, 68 00:03:48,487 --> 00:03:50,020 you're up to something tricky. 69 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,156 Like that time when it turned out the training dummy 70 00:03:52,158 --> 00:03:53,958 was made of tar and I got stuck in... 71 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,194 - Po. - ...goo. 72 00:04:08,907 --> 00:04:10,841 Po! 73 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,411 Gah! 74 00:04:14,413 --> 00:04:19,783 You have strength, panda, but you lack restraint. Come with me. 75 00:04:19,785 --> 00:04:21,885 Little help? 76 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:28,192 - Iron turtle shells. - Whoa. 77 00:04:28,194 --> 00:04:31,695 Kinda... heavy. 78 00:04:31,697 --> 00:04:33,564 Train with the iron turtle shells, 79 00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:38,335 and control and precision will be yours. 80 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:58,822 It takes a while. I'll be back. 81 00:04:58,824 --> 00:05:00,491 Wait. Uh... 82 00:05:00,493 --> 00:05:06,764 how do I, uh... take these things off? 83 00:05:06,766 --> 00:05:08,899 You can't. They lock. 84 00:05:08,901 --> 00:05:11,135 I'll do it when you're ready. 85 00:05:11,137 --> 00:05:12,836 Oh, but, but, but, Shifu Shifu Shifu. 86 00:05:12,838 --> 00:05:16,040 It's just that I... I mean, I have tickets to see Kwan, 87 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:19,810 and could I do this twice later? 88 00:05:19,812 --> 00:05:26,517 Thank you! Oof! 89 00:05:26,519 --> 00:05:29,153 Check out the banner! 90 00:05:29,155 --> 00:05:32,423 This is gonna be insane! 91 00:05:32,425 --> 00:05:35,059 The return of Kwan! Can you feel the electricity? 92 00:05:35,061 --> 00:05:37,294 Can you smell the excitement? 93 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,763 Smells more like month-old bean ramen. 94 00:05:39,765 --> 00:05:42,099 Where is everyone? 95 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:47,204 I don't know, Kwan used to pack this place so full. 96 00:05:47,206 --> 00:05:48,872 Sometimes I had to fit into one seat. 97 00:05:48,874 --> 00:05:52,009 Introducing the main event of the evening... 98 00:05:52,011 --> 00:05:54,044 He has the power of the ocean! 99 00:05:54,046 --> 00:05:56,146 The speed of a mountain! 100 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:59,083 He is... Kwan the Un-killable! 101 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:05,422 Yeah! Kwan rules all! 102 00:06:07,559 --> 00:06:10,327 Yeah! Who's the goat? You are! 103 00:06:12,031 --> 00:06:14,965 - Beautiful. - Yeah, I guess. 104 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:16,967 Although he used to be taller, I think, huh? 105 00:06:16,969 --> 00:06:19,937 And his opponent... Bolo, the tepid! 106 00:06:19,939 --> 00:06:22,306 Boo! 107 00:06:22,308 --> 00:06:24,241 Awesome. 108 00:06:35,453 --> 00:06:37,721 Kwan, you own this guy! 109 00:06:37,723 --> 00:06:39,423 He's got him right where he wants him. 110 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:44,762 Okay, maybe not "right" where he wants him. 111 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,011 Uh, sorry, Po. 112 00:07:01,013 --> 00:07:03,347 Sorry? What do you mean? 113 00:07:03,349 --> 00:07:05,482 I mean, he's still Kwan the Un-killable. 114 00:07:05,484 --> 00:07:07,184 I gotta get him to sign my belly. 115 00:07:07,186 --> 00:07:10,187 I mean... my poster. 116 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,624 Do you think he'd sign my belly? 117 00:07:19,964 --> 00:07:22,232 Po! You made it! 118 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,168 Tea? 119 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:33,577 It's such an honor to meet the Dragon Warrior. 120 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:35,979 Wow! Kwan the Un-killable! 121 00:07:35,981 --> 00:07:40,451 Will you sign my bell... poster? 122 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:07,444 I am so honored you were here to see my last fight. 123 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:12,449 - Last fight? No! Why? - I'm finished. 124 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,219 No one wants to see an old man fall down. 125 00:08:15,221 --> 00:08:16,286 Monkey might. 126 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:19,189 Aw, come on. You're not that old. 127 00:08:20,893 --> 00:08:22,893 Oh, uh, sorry. 128 00:08:22,895 --> 00:08:25,963 At least my glass eye didn't pop out. 129 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:31,101 I wish there was something I could do to help you get back on top. 130 00:08:31,103 --> 00:08:36,840 Really? 131 00:08:36,842 --> 00:08:38,809 I'm, like, your biggest fan! 132 00:08:38,811 --> 00:08:41,111 I even have the Kwan the Un-killable lunchbox, 133 00:08:41,113 --> 00:08:45,415 with authentic old-milk smell! I'd do anything. 134 00:08:45,417 --> 00:08:49,853 Well, I could fight someone great, let's say, 135 00:08:49,855 --> 00:08:51,889 like, the Dragon Warrior? 136 00:08:51,891 --> 00:08:54,258 Well, that would put me on top again! 137 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:56,660 Kwan the Un-kill... bleh! 138 00:08:57,730 --> 00:09:00,597 Fight the Dra... fight the Dragon? 139 00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:02,366 But, uh, don't you think, uh, 140 00:09:02,368 --> 00:09:05,569 maybe you might, kinda like... lose a little bit? 141 00:09:05,571 --> 00:09:09,740 No, because you would let me win. 142 00:09:09,742 --> 00:09:12,943 Ahh! I'm not following you. 143 00:09:12,945 --> 00:09:15,779 You know, you would pretend to lose. 144 00:09:15,781 --> 00:09:20,250 Like, you hit me very lightly, and I say: "Ha! Is this your worst?" 145 00:09:20,252 --> 00:09:25,355 Then, I hit you, maybe not so light, and you react, like: "Oh! Argh! 146 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:29,293 "Your kung-fu is too strong for me! Kwan you are Un-killable!" 147 00:09:29,295 --> 00:09:33,130 "You are the champion of all! Even me!" 148 00:09:33,132 --> 00:09:36,934 Oh! I get it. It'll be like... like a play. 149 00:09:36,936 --> 00:09:38,835 I'll just do little baby punches. 150 00:09:38,837 --> 00:09:40,470 Ha! 151 00:09:40,472 --> 00:09:43,340 Whoa. Uh, gotta work on that. 152 00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:47,611 I could be great again. I could live! 153 00:09:47,613 --> 00:09:51,515 And not spend my last coin on flowers for my grave. 154 00:09:55,019 --> 00:10:00,390 But I... 155 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:06,229 - I'll do it! - I knew I could count on you. 156 00:10:09,968 --> 00:10:11,368 Whoa. 157 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:15,172 Po. 158 00:10:16,608 --> 00:10:19,109 Something in my eye. Not crying. 159 00:10:19,111 --> 00:10:23,146 Very manly. Did you see that? 160 00:10:23,148 --> 00:10:27,217 My lifelong hero totally shook my hand and called me Po, 161 00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:29,720 which is my name! 162 00:10:29,722 --> 00:10:31,121 You don't think he minded me blowing my nose 163 00:10:31,123 --> 00:10:32,522 in his beard, do you? 164 00:10:32,524 --> 00:10:36,827 - You're right, she is pretty. - What? 165 00:10:36,829 --> 00:10:38,028 Hey, I think I left my hat 166 00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:39,596 back where the pretty piggy lady is, so I... 167 00:10:39,598 --> 00:10:42,633 - It's on your head. - Ohh! 168 00:10:42,635 --> 00:10:48,372 Well, look at... Okay. Bye. 169 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:53,143 Hello? Anybody here? 170 00:10:53,145 --> 00:10:56,313 Bai Li? It's, uh, it's me. Crane. 171 00:10:56,315 --> 00:10:58,830 You shouldn't be here! 172 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:01,318 Kwan? Kwan! You... you're not... 173 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,720 You... Oh! Oh, I gotta warn Po. 174 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,722 - Bai Li! - Bai Li, get behind me. 175 00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,491 Not safe. It's Kwan, he... 176 00:11:11,446 --> 00:11:14,280 Monkey! help me out! I've gotta lose to Kwan, 177 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,516 and I can't restrain my awesomeness. 178 00:11:16,518 --> 00:11:20,420 Okay. 179 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:25,458 Let's say this plate is Kwan's jaw. Try to stop your punch early. 180 00:11:28,997 --> 00:11:31,998 More early. Try again. 181 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,667 Keep trying. 182 00:11:36,871 --> 00:11:38,871 What if we run out of plates? 183 00:11:38,873 --> 00:11:42,975 Pfff! We're never gonna run out of plates. 184 00:11:42,977 --> 00:11:44,911 We ran out of plates. 185 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:48,514 Gah! I can't do little baby punches! 186 00:11:48,516 --> 00:11:50,850 They all come out like big panda punches. 187 00:11:50,852 --> 00:11:54,187 - Why do you want to punch a baby? - What? No! 188 00:11:54,189 --> 00:11:56,589 I just don't want to hurt Kwan in the fight. 189 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,325 I think you're supposed to hurt people in a fight. 190 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:03,863 It's not a real fight. It's like a show. Like a fun show. 191 00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:08,701 No, a fun show is an old man falling down. 192 00:12:08,703 --> 00:12:11,504 Ah! I just want to help my hero and lose the fight! 193 00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:13,940 Po! To honor kung fu, 194 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,842 you must do your best at all times. 195 00:12:15,844 --> 00:12:17,777 Anything else is cheating. 196 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,745 But, Master Shifu, I'm just gonna, you know, 197 00:12:19,747 --> 00:12:20,746 do him a little favor. 198 00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:24,617 - Which means? - I'm gonna, like, you know, hold back a little. 199 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:29,322 - Which means? - I'm not gonna do my best, 200 00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:32,558 which means I'm gonna cheat. Ahh! 201 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:36,496 Po. Losing is not dishonorable if it is for the right reason. 202 00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:38,564 But, having a Kwan the Un-killable lunchbox 203 00:12:38,566 --> 00:12:42,435 with authentic old-milk smell is not the right reason. 204 00:12:42,437 --> 00:12:44,670 Someone's been in my room. 205 00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,873 Ahh! What am I gonna do? 206 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:49,909 I hit him, I'm gonna knock his jaw back to the Yuen dynasty. 207 00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:53,012 - When was that? - Like, last week sometime? 208 00:12:53,014 --> 00:12:55,314 How can I try my hardest, yet still not hit? 209 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:59,185 - I might have an idea. - Kwan! 210 00:12:59,187 --> 00:13:01,420 You came up all those stairs to see me? 211 00:13:01,422 --> 00:13:03,422 I started before dawn. 212 00:13:03,424 --> 00:13:05,858 Perhaps, Po, a master such as yourself 213 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:10,963 might use something to slow down and tame your impressive skills. 214 00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:16,903 - Like what? - Are those iron turtle shells? 215 00:13:16,905 --> 00:13:19,405 Yeah! The iron turtle shells! 216 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:22,241 Great idea. If I wore the iron... 217 00:13:22,243 --> 00:13:27,246 - Kwan? - It's a long way back. 218 00:13:27,248 --> 00:13:30,683 Where am I? What? 219 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,585 Uh, where am I? 220 00:13:32,587 --> 00:13:35,488 Oh, you're at my little tea party. 221 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:36,689 Who are you! 222 00:13:36,691 --> 00:13:38,090 And what have you done with my whatever it is 223 00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:39,659 that I don't remember that's mine. 224 00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:43,195 You don't remember anything? 225 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,397 No! 226 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:47,400 You don't remember that maybe you liked me? 227 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:49,936 No! But, well... You are sorta my type. 228 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:56,876 Wow. Now... now that, you'd think I'd remember. 229 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:59,745 You know, if you promise not to run away, 230 00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:02,782 I promise not to hit you on the head again. 231 00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:05,084 Hit me on the... wait. 232 00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:09,155 You're Bai Li. With the nose! 233 00:14:09,157 --> 00:14:13,059 I-I am remembering something, something to do with Kwan. 234 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,628 Whoa. Look at that banner! 235 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:18,931 Kwan the Un-killable and the Dragon Warrior... together! 236 00:14:18,933 --> 00:14:23,169 Too cool. Monkey, get a quick sketch of this. 237 00:14:24,505 --> 00:14:25,571 Souvenirs! 238 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,307 Look at this! Little stuffed action figures! 239 00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:30,643 Gah! gah! gah, gah, gah! 240 00:14:30,645 --> 00:14:33,212 Commemorative cups, silk screened tunics... 241 00:14:40,354 --> 00:14:44,056 A "Po versus Kwan the Un-killable" lunchbox! 242 00:14:45,526 --> 00:14:47,893 With authentic old-milk smell? 243 00:14:47,895 --> 00:14:50,696 How do they do that in just one day? 244 00:14:59,374 --> 00:15:00,940 No time. In the ring. 245 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,141 Hold that for me! 246 00:15:02,143 --> 00:15:05,678 Kwan's up to something. I gotta see Po and tell him. 247 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:09,215 Introducing the main event of the evening... 248 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,319 Help me with these weights. 249 00:15:13,321 --> 00:15:17,857 He has the power of the ocean! The speed of a mountain! 250 00:15:17,859 --> 00:15:19,859 Those are gonna slow you down. 251 00:15:19,861 --> 00:15:24,830 Hey, I gotta give him a chance. You know, make a good show. 252 00:15:24,832 --> 00:15:28,434 He is Kwan the Un-killable! 253 00:15:28,436 --> 00:15:31,704 I mean, he is kind of a feeble old man. 254 00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:35,408 I saw Kwan and he's no feeble old man! 255 00:15:46,054 --> 00:15:51,991 Dragon Warrior, time to meet your doom. 256 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:56,028 Is this part of the show? 257 00:16:01,117 --> 00:16:05,019 I've been waiting a long time for this, panda. 258 00:16:05,021 --> 00:16:06,888 Wait...uh, what? 259 00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,488 You want to see Po? Oh, you'll see him. 260 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:27,425 Maybe on a doctor's bed... after Kwan annihilates him! 261 00:16:31,897 --> 00:16:33,298 That won't happen! 262 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,867 Nothing's gonna slow down the Dragon Warrior! 263 00:16:37,304 --> 00:16:39,604 Maybe not the best time to be wearing these. 264 00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:41,773 Gah! 265 00:16:41,775 --> 00:16:43,641 I've gotta warn my friend. 266 00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:46,211 Give me a minute. 267 00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:51,883 Before this next thing, I want to tell you something. 268 00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,885 Your laugh is really annoying! 269 00:17:17,076 --> 00:17:21,780 Oh, no! He's gonna use the ram slam against me! 270 00:17:21,782 --> 00:17:23,181 Cool! 271 00:17:31,892 --> 00:17:36,161 - Hey! Good one! - Kwan wants to kill you! 272 00:17:36,163 --> 00:17:39,197 Bai Li kidnapped me and held me prisoner for, like, 273 00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:42,000 w-wha... what day is it? Is it Wednesday? I lost track of time. 274 00:17:42,002 --> 00:17:44,803 Wait, what? Kwan's trying to kill me? 275 00:17:44,805 --> 00:17:47,038 Great routine! 276 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,341 It's not a routine! Kwan set Po up! 277 00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:53,344 - No! - Say wha... who? 278 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:57,382 You don't remember, do you? Humiliating me? 279 00:17:57,384 --> 00:18:00,318 Not really. I humiliate a lot of people. 280 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,555 It was quite some time ago. 281 00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:07,959 I was poised to be a champion, a true warrior! 282 00:18:13,632 --> 00:18:15,500 After years of working up to it, 283 00:18:15,502 --> 00:18:20,205 I was ready to introduce my finishing move: "the ram slam"! 284 00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:24,342 Then, out of nowhere, a dumpling took me down. 285 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:27,912 Your dumpling. I was a joke. 286 00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:31,382 It was your dumpling that cost me everything. 287 00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:36,187 From then on, I could only get work... by losing. 288 00:18:36,189 --> 00:18:38,056 Help me get these weights off! 289 00:18:41,594 --> 00:18:44,262 Where you going? I'm just getting started! 290 00:18:46,298 --> 00:18:48,533 Huh? 291 00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:01,045 That's one! 292 00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:07,385 Finally. 293 00:19:17,463 --> 00:19:21,065 Gah! That's two! 294 00:19:28,073 --> 00:19:29,007 That's three. 295 00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:33,678 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 296 00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,067 Noo! 297 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:13,177 Go ahead, Po. Now you can finish what you started. 298 00:21:13,179 --> 00:21:15,400 You can finally destroy me, once and for all. 299 00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,715 Just what you always wanted! 300 00:21:17,717 --> 00:21:20,818 No! Never! I never wanted that, ever! 301 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:23,554 I was a kid! I'm your fan! 302 00:21:23,556 --> 00:21:27,125 I didn't even know. I'm sorry. 303 00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:29,994 You're my hero! 304 00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:34,699 No, I'm sorry, And I'm no hero. 305 00:21:34,701 --> 00:21:38,703 Wait. You can still be one. Still be a hero! 306 00:21:38,705 --> 00:21:44,208 - Wha... how? - Say: "Ha! Is this your worst?" 307 00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:48,179 - What? - Say, "Ha! Is this your worst?" 308 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,581 Oh! I, uh... 309 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:53,618 Ha! Is this your worst? 310 00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:57,922 Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ohh! Oww! 311 00:21:59,025 --> 00:22:02,226 Your kung fu is too strong for me! 312 00:22:02,228 --> 00:22:06,764 Kwan! 313 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:14,505 You are Un-killable! You are the champion of all! 314 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:17,909 Kwan! Kwan! Kwan! 315 00:22:17,911 --> 00:22:19,844 You sure? 316 00:22:19,846 --> 00:22:23,915 There is no dishonor in losing if it's for the right reason. 317 00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:29,687 - And the winner is... - The Dragon Warrior! 318 00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:32,123 Kwan the Un-killable! 319 00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:43,501 Thank you, Po. Is there some way I can make it up to you? 320 00:22:43,503 --> 00:22:46,938 Actually... you could sign my belly. 321 00:22:57,189 --> 00:23:01,189 corrections & webdl resync by f1nc0 - - addic7ed.com - -