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Thank you guys so much for joining us
at our anniversary dinner.
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Yeah, we were...
we were very surprised
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that you asked us.
You know,
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couples usually do this,
you know, sort of thing alone.
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Or... or with... with, you know,
really close friends.
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Exactly.
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The four musketeers, huh?
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- Oh.
- All right.
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Okay.
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- One... one, two...
- Whoo!
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- Oh!
- Oopsie, my ring.
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Darn it.
There it is.
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- Oh, thanks, Terry.
- Again.
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I thought you were
getting that sized down.
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Yeah, I know.
I had it sized up
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when I was pregnant.
That stone is so big.
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I happen to like
to live modestly,
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but that's just what the Bible
says. It's not big...
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I had it made
from my Gammy's earring.
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Oh, Gammy.
That woman hates me.
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- Oh, she doesn't.
- Honey, she offered me
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$250 to walk away from you
on our wedding day.
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You must've felt
like a big guy,
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whipping that thing out
when you proposed, huh?
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Actually, I proposed to Chris.
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- Yeah.
- Oh. Neat.
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A woman... Proposing.
How modern.
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It was eight years ago,
and we were at rowan's pub,
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and our song started playing.
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It was
total eclipse of the heart.
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And he's standing at the bar,
looking so handsome.
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And he said to me,
"honey, I love you so much."
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I just was so
in the moment, you know?
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I was so drunk and in love,
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and I just dropped to my knees,
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and I blurted out,
"will you marry me?"
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It was perfect,
wasn't it, honey?
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Yeah, it was.
It was... it was everything
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that I hoped it would be.
Aw, baby.
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I'll have one more
glass of wine.
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- Oh.
- I'm not quite frisky,
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dimming the lights.
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Everybody's just gonna play
their part, all right?
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So... All right,
here she comes.
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This is the moment.
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Honey, I love you so much.
Will you marry me?
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Honey, I love you so much.
Will you marry me?
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Okay. Babe?
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- Yeah?
- Hey, um...
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- What?
- Honey...
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I love you so much...
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oh, my God, me too,
I love you so much, Chris.
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Chris, will you
marry me? Please?
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Please do it.
Please, please, please.
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- Sure.
- Yeah!
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Give it there, baby!
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Yeah, did you hear that,
give it here, sucker!
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Because it's our anniversary,
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let me... I'm gonna
go ahead and get...
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Our two meals.
Oh.
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Uh, you had the artichoke dip?
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Yup.
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sync and corrections by sp8ky for
www.Addic7ed.Com
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My ring.
Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, no, my ring,
where's my ring?
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Oh, God.
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Mmhmm, Ava, it's not
an intruder, calm down.
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No, Christopher,
there's someone in the bushes.
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Got Ava here.
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She heard another noise
in her backyard.
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She wants me to come
check it out. It's, like...
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since Kevin's been gone,
you've kind of been
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the de facto boyfriend,
haven't you?
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Ava, I'm gonna have to ask you
to just turn that music down,
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honey, 'cause I can't... uh-huh...
Christopher.
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Come now, before it's too late.
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She's blasting West Side story.
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Yeah, she does that
so that the intruders think
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that there are guys rumbling
with knives and stuff.
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I seem to have forgotten
something at work,
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so I'm gonna go get that.
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- You there? Hello?
- I'm... I'm... I'm sorry, Ava.
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Isn't there someone else
you can call?
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No, you're the only man
in my life.
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Hurry, there's not much time
left in this movie.
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Oh, no!
Now Tony's dead!
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He's dead! Oh, you boys
and your knives.
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When will it end?
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Thank God, Christopher.
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All right,
so where's this intruder?
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Oh, turns out it was this.
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I thought it was
a disembodied arm
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floating in the pool.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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No, there's something worse.
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Do you mean
this silverfish bug?
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It freaks me out. Please.
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- Just do that.
- Ugh.
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Ew.
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- Good-bye.
- Wait.
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Don't leave me alone.
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I have a wobbly ceiling fan
over my bed
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that may fall
and decapitate me,
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and a medium on the show
once told me
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that I would die headless.
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Okay.
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So it's nowhere in my office.
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Okay, thanks, missy.
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I'll... I'll just keep
retracing my steps then.
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Oh, God.
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I might... I might've lost
my ring here the other d...
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I use... I use
this hemorrhoid cream
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for my eye-bags, okay?
People do that.
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Ma'am, no adults in the pit.
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Just give me
one more second, please.
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Oh, mother of God.
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Oh...
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A girl from the wrong side
of the tracks
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pines for the love
of a rich boy,
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but her best friend loves her.
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Who will she choose?
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Pretty in pink.
Yes!
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- Yes!
- Nice.
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- John Hughes.
- Wow.
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You know what, Ava,
it's getting kind of late,
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I should probably take off.
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Oh, no, no, no.
No, no.
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Chris, please stay.
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My humidifier is broken,
and avian has severe asthma.
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Yeah, his lungs are the size
of sesame seeds, look.
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- Ava, I just...
- No, you're right.
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You have a family.
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All I've got is this little dog
who's gonna die at night.
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- Probably not gonna die...
- 'Cause the air's so dry.
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Right, avian?
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Mommy's gonna see you die.
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It's all right,
you had a good life,
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haven't you, sweetie?
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I'll take a look
at your humidifier.
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Yay!
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Thank you, Chris.
You got it.
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Ooh, he loves us, he loves us.
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We really appreciate it.
No problem.
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Don't we, avian?
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I love you too.
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What?
It's sweet.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Ava?
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Hey, Ava...
oh, God.
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- Oh, God, oh, God!
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
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God, this is going
to be weird now.
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Let's just make it even,
so we can move past it.
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Please disrobe and present.
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Look, Ava, I can't be
your go-to guy any more...
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nope.
Oh, I...
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I'm sorry.
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Look, I-I know that, um,
you've been in a bad way
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since... since
Kevin left, so...
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This has nothing
to do with Kevin.
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I haven't thought
about Kevin since...
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I don't even remember
thinking about Kevin.
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Isn't this a pile
of Kevin's clothes here?
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If you are suggesting
that I nest in those,
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you could not be more off base.
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- I wasn't... okay.
- Good day.
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- Great. Good day.
- And just for the record...
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You caught me
at my most hirsute.
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It's not the summer months.
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I'm gonna...
I'm just gonna take off.
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I can't find the ring anywhere.
I can't find it anywhere.
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I am the worst wife ever.
I am the worst wife ever.
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All right, all right.
Did you retrace your steps?
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Yes, I went everywhere
that I've been.
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I went to the ball pit, I went
to the hemorrhoid cream aisle,
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I went to the discount
panty bin...
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Oh, my God.
What's happened to my life?
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Ava, I gave your car
an oil enema,
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and I changed all
your radio presets
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to 94.7 the wave.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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I have to replace that ring.
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I-I... I'm gonna have
to go to Gammy
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and get her to give me
that other earring.
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Oh, Gammy.
She does not like you.
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- I know.
- She offered me
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$250 to seduce Chris
away from you at your wedding.
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Why $250?
She's 1,000 years old.
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It's the most money
she can imagine.
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You know, one time,
I was checking out
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this really old lady
at the pool
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when my pants Pinocchio
told me a small lie.
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It was a sexy surprise.
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Hey, ladies.
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Honey, what are you doing here?
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Not here for me,
I'm sure of that.
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But don't worry, Chris,
I got it all taken care of.
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Julian's helping me out
these days.
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Yeah, last night,
a silverfish bug showed up.
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I chased him into the tub exit,
where he lies in wait.
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Great, well, Julian
seems pretty solid.
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- Thank you, my bro.
- You got it.
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Listen, um, let's see
if we can't just pump up
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your man quotient
a little bit, huh?
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Come on in.
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Hi, Ava.
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- Kevin.
- Honey, did you do this?
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Aw, babe, this is so awesome.
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This is so good.
Get in there, get in there,
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get in there.
Kevin's here.
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Ava, listen, I didn't feel
good about the way I left.
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I-I know
I didn't call,
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but I didn't stop
thinking about you.
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Get out.
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What?
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- Wait a second, Ava...
- I'm over you.
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Get out.
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Oh. Okay.
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Sorry.
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Wait, wait.
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Wait, kev, buddy,
hang on a sec.
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Ava, I called Kevin.
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He busted his ass to get here
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'cause I told him
that you weren't over him yet,
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and now you're acting crazy.
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What's crazy is the way
you fixed my showerhead
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so that it has the pressure
of a low-flow bidet.
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That's why I only
take jacuzzis.
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And if you can't fix
my showerhead,
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then how in the world
are you gonna fix my love life?
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I have always been
this strong, independent woman,
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but with Kevin,
I was a helpless love blob.
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I let down my guard,
and he left. Never again.
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- What if he's the one?
- How do you know that?
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How did you know with Chris?
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Nobody gets me like he does.
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I mean, come on, who else
could I connect with
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total eclipse of the heart?
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He's perfect.
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When you die, he will be mine.
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But don't worry,
I'll wait six months
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out of respect,
and I'll keep a photo of you
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on top of the piano.
Oh, honey, thank you.
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Hey, Gammy.
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Are you the people
with the pudding?
250
00:09:17,254 --> 00:09:18,704
No, Gammy.
251
00:09:18,722 --> 00:09:21,557
It... it... it's Reagan,
Chrissy's wife?
252
00:09:21,592 --> 00:09:23,393
Oh, this is a nightmare.
253
00:09:23,427 --> 00:09:25,895
Maybe if I'm lucky,
I'll die in a second.
254
00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:28,047
- Ah, here's fingers crossed.
- Hey.
255
00:09:28,065 --> 00:09:30,233
Oh, Gammy, you remember
my friend Ava.
256
00:09:30,267 --> 00:09:32,135
- Hello, sweetheart.
- Hello.
257
00:09:32,169 --> 00:09:34,237
I love your show.
258
00:09:34,271 --> 00:09:36,022
- Oh.
- Thank you, Gammy.
259
00:09:36,056 --> 00:09:38,825
So I had phoned you
about the earring.
260
00:09:38,859 --> 00:09:40,726
You mean, this earring.
261
00:09:40,744 --> 00:09:43,446
It would mean so much
to Chris and me
262
00:09:43,497 --> 00:09:46,899
if you would just be so kind
to let us have it.
263
00:09:46,917 --> 00:09:50,336
I could let you have it,
but I'm... I'm keeping it warm
264
00:09:50,371 --> 00:09:54,073
for Chris's second wife.
You are so mean.
265
00:09:54,091 --> 00:09:55,908
- Reagan, it's all right.
- What, no.
266
00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:57,910
You know what,
I didn't say anything
267
00:09:57,928 --> 00:10:00,346
when you accused me
of stealing your vcr
268
00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:01,965
or... or... or the time
at Thanksgiving
269
00:10:02,016 --> 00:10:04,583
when you told everyone not
to use the downstairs bathroom
270
00:10:04,601 --> 00:10:05,885
because I had gone number two!
271
00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:07,437
You and I both know
that wasn't me.
272
00:10:07,471 --> 00:10:09,355
This sister do not
play away games.
273
00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:10,807
That is a fact, Gammy.
274
00:10:10,858 --> 00:10:11,941
I said nothing
275
00:10:11,976 --> 00:10:13,559
because I know
how much Chris loves you.
276
00:10:13,593 --> 00:10:18,798
But that ring means
everything to us, Gammy.
277
00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:22,535
Gammy?
278
00:10:22,569 --> 00:10:26,039
Well, you killed her.
R.I.P., Gammy.
279
00:10:26,073 --> 00:10:29,125
No, she's just sleeping.
She's just...
280
00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:30,994
- what?
- I'm taking it.
281
00:10:31,045 --> 00:10:33,279
- No.
- Yeah, I'm taking it.
282
00:10:33,297 --> 00:10:35,614
Don't be ridiculous.
283
00:10:35,632 --> 00:10:38,084
It's a clip-on.
I can just slip it right off.
284
00:10:47,761 --> 00:10:51,731
Stealing an earring
off a sleeping lady's head,
285
00:10:51,765 --> 00:10:53,799
that is pretty desperate.
286
00:10:53,817 --> 00:10:57,070
You must really
love my grandson.
287
00:10:57,104 --> 00:10:59,939
I do, Gammy,
I really, really do.
288
00:10:59,973 --> 00:11:04,660
I love him so much.
289
00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:07,080
- Then take it.
- Oh...
290
00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:08,581
For Chris.
291
00:11:08,615 --> 00:11:10,316
Thank you so much.
292
00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:12,418
I hope you brought
your checkbook.
293
00:11:12,453 --> 00:11:14,504
$250 dollars, right?
294
00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:16,672
$250? Okay.
295
00:11:23,797 --> 00:11:25,264
pretty hostile line dancing.
296
00:11:25,299 --> 00:11:27,884
I learned in Idaho.
Great stress reliever.
297
00:11:27,935 --> 00:11:30,853
Grapevine!
298
00:11:30,888 --> 00:11:34,057
Ah, ah.
Tap it.
299
00:11:34,108 --> 00:11:35,691
I'm so, so sorry.
300
00:11:35,726 --> 00:11:38,227
I-I-I thought that Ava
was gonna be happy to see you.
301
00:11:38,278 --> 00:11:40,146
No, Chris, it's my fault.
302
00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:43,032
I mean, it's just... it's so hard
being away from her, you know?
303
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:47,186
But then seeing her, and...
and being rejected?
304
00:11:47,204 --> 00:11:50,406
I mean, that was just
other-level despair, you know?
305
00:11:50,457 --> 00:11:53,876
Heel slap!
306
00:11:53,911 --> 00:11:55,578
Come on, man,
don't leave me hanging.
307
00:11:55,629 --> 00:11:56,879
Oh, you want me to...
okay.
308
00:11:56,914 --> 00:11:58,398
- Slap it.
- Yup.
309
00:11:58,432 --> 00:12:01,250
Hey, I followed you here
because there's something
310
00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:02,552
that my brain is thinking
311
00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:03,836
that I gotta spew out
of my mouth hole.
312
00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:06,055
Ava loves you.
313
00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:08,341
No, no, don't do this
to me, man.
314
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,509
Stop being a bitch.
315
00:12:09,543 --> 00:12:11,427
I see the way
you look at each other.
316
00:12:11,478 --> 00:12:13,045
As we say in my country
317
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:16,015
after we watch Jerry Maguire
in English,
318
00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:17,767
you complete me...
319
00:12:17,818 --> 00:12:21,788
If you was Ava and me was you.
320
00:12:21,822 --> 00:12:23,206
What the was that?
321
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,774
Well, that... that actually
doesn't even really...
322
00:12:24,825 --> 00:12:26,909
Ava's never gonna forgive me
for leaving her.
323
00:12:26,944 --> 00:12:29,278
Then show her
you'll never leave her again.
324
00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:31,614
Do something big.
325
00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:36,119
With the right gesture,
you can rewrite history.
326
00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:38,588
You know what, Kevin,
this strange little gentleman...
327
00:12:38,622 --> 00:12:40,039
- thank you.
- Not a compliment.
328
00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:41,557
Is really starting
to make some sense.
329
00:12:41,592 --> 00:12:43,742
Maybe I can rewrite history.
330
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,545
Yeah.
331
00:12:45,579 --> 00:12:49,248
You know what?
I'm gonna propose.
332
00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:52,101
Okay! That's it.
Yes, love! Yes!
333
00:12:52,136 --> 00:12:54,387
You marry her,
and I'll be her sidepiece, hey.
334
00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:55,771
That's awesome, man.
335
00:12:55,806 --> 00:12:57,756
You've inspired me.
336
00:12:57,774 --> 00:12:59,475
I'm gonna repropose to Reagan.
337
00:12:59,526 --> 00:13:02,311
What the... I didn't even know
that jazz was on the table.
338
00:13:02,362 --> 00:13:04,230
Reagan thought
that she lost her ring,
339
00:13:04,264 --> 00:13:06,115
but I've had it
all along, dude.
340
00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:08,100
I found it in the soap dish.
341
00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:09,785
The soap dish!
342
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,154
I had it reset
with another stone
343
00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:13,456
in honor of Amy, and I was
gonna surprise her with it,
344
00:13:13,490 --> 00:13:14,940
but a reproposal?
345
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:17,493
A reproposal, man,
that would blow her socks off.
346
00:13:17,544 --> 00:13:18,944
This will be the exact kind
of proposal
347
00:13:18,962 --> 00:13:20,429
that I wanted
eight years ago, man.
348
00:13:20,464 --> 00:13:22,081
We're rewriting history.
349
00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:24,417
Dude, we're rewriting history.
350
00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:26,002
Tequila marcas all around!
351
00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:29,121
- Brush kick.
- Yeah.
352
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:32,642
Hey. Ah.
Love it.
353
00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:37,614
Your ring has arrived.
354
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,619
Oh, thank goodness, let me see.
355
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,753
Okay.
356
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,572
Oh, this is perfect.
357
00:13:43,606 --> 00:13:45,323
Now I can just tell Chris
that I lost the other one,
358
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:48,910
and he won't be mad at me.
359
00:13:48,944 --> 00:13:50,662
Hey, honey.
360
00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:52,614
Babe, clear your schedule
'cause tonight...
361
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,100
We are going to rowan's pub.
362
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,802
Our special engagement place?
363
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,303
You know what?
I guess it was.
364
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:01,006
So for me it was just a...
a random whatevs.
365
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,175
That sounds like fun.
Oh, my God, it's destiny.
366
00:14:03,226 --> 00:14:04,476
Now I can show him the ring,
367
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,294
and I can repropose.
This is so perfect.
368
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,647
- Uh, so I'll see you tonight.
- Yeah, all right.
369
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,981
Yeah, sure, whatevs.
370
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,967
Remember this.
371
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:17,122
Imprint. This is
the kind of man you want.
372
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,491
Tie or no tie?
373
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:22,444
Ava, welcome to class,
374
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:23,929
the club that's
like a classroom.
375
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,114
They transformed
the sylvan learning center
376
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:27,332
into the hottest club
in Chatsworth.
377
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,167
During the day, we give back
378
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,586
by running a sexy
head start program.
379
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,455
Sweetheart, how am I supposed
to learn anything?
380
00:14:33,489 --> 00:14:35,207
Lose a button, why so uptight?
381
00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:37,342
Kevin?
What is he doing here?
382
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,761
Listen, I want you
to be happy, Ava,
383
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:43,215
and this guy,
he really loves you.
384
00:14:43,266 --> 00:14:45,517
Come on.
385
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,854
Hey.
386
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,472
While you wait for your server,
387
00:14:50,506 --> 00:14:53,007
please enjoy these old school
sex ed videos.
388
00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:56,027
I bought them originally
as a fun icebreaker,
389
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,796
but I actually learned a lot.
390
00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:01,950
Find the sparks.
Love time.
391
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:08,457
Ava, listen, I...
I'm... I'm sorry I left.
392
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:11,159
I... I knew it was
a deal breaker,
393
00:15:11,193 --> 00:15:15,964
but I needed the job, and things
just got so intense, you know?
394
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:18,300
And every day I...
I wanted to call,
395
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,520
but I was afraid
of what you'd say.
396
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:29,010
That poor girl seems concerned.
397
00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:30,378
Don't worry,
Molly gets her period.
398
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:34,099
I've seen this one.
399
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,550
I really missed you.
400
00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,837
I missed you too.
401
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,026
Ava, could you get us
some more wine?
402
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:49,564
Sure.
403
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,200
You like this wine, huh?
Yeah, it's great.
404
00:15:52,234 --> 00:15:53,618
I ordered it online.
405
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:54,703
You can get everything
online now.
406
00:15:54,737 --> 00:15:56,321
Stuff you just
don't wanna hassle
407
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,924
with other humans
face-to-face for.
408
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,909
Whoa!
409
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,427
Oh, God, whoa.
410
00:16:05,014 --> 00:16:08,583
Oh.
Oh!
411
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,552
Mmm.
412
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,687
All right.
Oh, jeez, oh, God.
413
00:16:15,758 --> 00:16:17,893
- Ava...
- Hold on.
414
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:19,427
Not while I'm in my cozies.
415
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,313
I can't... I can't
have this happen
416
00:16:21,364 --> 00:16:23,198
while I'm in my...
my cozies.
417
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,934
I'll just...
418
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,453
mmm.
419
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,104
I gotta go do something
real quick.
420
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,105
I'll be right back.
Okay.
421
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,041
Yeah.
422
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,409
You think that was fun?
423
00:16:34,443 --> 00:16:36,945
Oh, man, the fun is just
about to begin.
424
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,397
I'm gonna propose.
Yep, that's right.
425
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,168
I liked it, so I'm gonna
put a ring on it.
426
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,303
- Honey.
- Yeah.
427
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,789
I love you so much.
Honey...
428
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:52,894
I love you so much, and I...
429
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,931
honey, I love you so much.
430
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,903
Honey, I love you so much,
431
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,738
and I don't have the words
to express it.
432
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,558
But I'm pretty sure
that Bonnie Tyler's can.
433
00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,678
Turn around.
434
00:17:09,712 --> 00:17:12,664
Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely
435
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,283
and I know you're never
coming around.
436
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:17,285
♪ turn around ♪
437
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:20,438
♪ every now and then
I get a little bit tired ♪
438
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,840
♪ of listening
to the sound of my tears ♪
439
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,292
♪ turn around ♪
440
00:17:24,326 --> 00:17:27,012
♪ every now and then
I get a little bit nervous ♪
441
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,264
♪ that the best of all the years
have gone by ♪
442
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,300
♪ turn around
every now and then ♪
443
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:34,669
♪ I get a little
bit terrified ♪
444
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,671
♪ but then I see
the look in your eyes ♪
445
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:40,058
♪ turn around bright eyes ♪
446
00:17:40,109 --> 00:17:41,776
♪ every now and then
I fall apart ♪
447
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,030
♪ turn around bright eyes ♪
448
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,699
♪ every now and then
I fall apart ♪
449
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,286
♪ and I need you
now tonight ♪
450
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,956
♪ and I need you
more than ever ♪
451
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:58,410
♪ and if you only
hold me tight ♪
452
00:17:58,461 --> 00:18:02,964
♪ we'll be holding
on forever ♪
453
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,635
honey, eight years ago,
454
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,202
I didn't think that it
could get any better
455
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,371
than just the two of us.
456
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,874
But now it is.
Oh.
457
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:16,878
This diamond was for us,
458
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:21,016
but this new one is for Amy.
459
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:24,686
Reagan, will you marry me?
460
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,724
Yes, just...
honey, this is too much
461
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,943
with the song
and then Amy's birthstone.
462
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:34,228
Honey, oh, my God,
it's on my finger.
463
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:35,664
Oh, my God.
464
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:39,200
Oh, I love you.
465
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:41,286
Okay, good, here we go.
466
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:45,757
Ava...
467
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,595
It's Chris.
It's Reagan.
468
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,715
Oh, look, we got the same one?
469
00:18:53,749 --> 00:18:55,800
Look at those guys.
470
00:18:55,851 --> 00:18:57,986
They're proposing again.
471
00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:01,806
Aw, they're a couple
of proposing fools.
472
00:19:01,857 --> 00:19:06,895
Kevin, what would you say
our song is?
473
00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,130
I like Metallica.
474
00:19:09,165 --> 00:19:12,734
I don't know what that is.
475
00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:14,619
Maybe we're not ready.
476
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,488
I think you're right.
477
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,272
You're afraid of losing me.
478
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,942
I'm afraid of being alone.
479
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,828
That's no reason
to get married.
480
00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:26,081
I actually feel
kind of relieved.
481
00:19:26,115 --> 00:19:27,582
Yeah, me too.
482
00:19:27,616 --> 00:19:31,336
Boop.
483
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,607
Did you just kill a silverfish?
484
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:38,309
Yeah.
485
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:42,313
Flush it, wash your hands,
and get into this wrap dress.
486
00:20:08,323 --> 00:20:09,807
whoo!
487
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,129
We were supposed
to do advil, water,
488
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:16,998
and banana before bed.
What'd we end up doing?
489
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,716
Frozen pizzas, pina coladas,
490
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,168
and front porch cigarettes.
Oh, God.
491
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,619
Ugh.
492
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,639
Oh, man, I lost
my ring. Oh...
493
00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:26,340
I don't even care.
494
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:30,127
Wait, it's right here.
What?
495
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,764
- I think it's on my finger.
- Oh, thank God. Thanks, honey.
496
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,849
Oh, my God, honey,
it's 8:30, it's 8:30.
497
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:35,933
Amy didn't wake us up.
498
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,301
Get up, get up.
What?
499
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,937
Maybe she left.
Yeah, to find better parents.
500
00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:41,272
- Aw...
- God.
501
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,829
Oh, hey, honey.
502
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,529
Aw, she let us sleep in.
503
00:20:48,093 --> 00:20:51,267
- Maybe she'll let us
sleep a little bit more. - Yeah.
504
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,276
Oh okay, she wants to play.
505
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We love you so much.
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