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(Siren whoops)
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I could see the glow
from around the corner.
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I thought
the whole alley was on fire.
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What were you doing out here?
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Delivering pizzas.
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I like to use this alley
as a shortcut.
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And did you see anybody
when you were out?
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No, just, uh, you know,
the guy in the car,
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and--and I didn't even see him
at first. Too much smoke.
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Was he still alive?
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I don't think so, no.
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I mean, how could he be,
handcuffed inside a burning car?
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Who is he, anyway?
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(Sighs)
We're still working on that.
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Poor bastard. Burned alive?
That's no way to to go.
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(Indistinct conversations,
police radio chatter)
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(Helicopter blades whirring)
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(Clank)
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Oh, hey, Cho.
Scared the hell out of me.
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(Sighs) I just found these.
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That's very careless
of someone...
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or perhaps careful.
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(Electricity crackles)
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(Crackle)
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What'd you find?
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Not sure yet.
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Cover me.
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(Sniffles)
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(People speaking indistinctly)
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♪
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(Man) Why do I have to
go up first?
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(Man) 'Cause you are
always first.
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Girl! Just 'cause I'm
the only one that shows up...
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♪
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(Gasps, feminine voice) Oh!
Uh... (Sighs) We'll be out soon.
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Oh, we're not here
for what you're here for.
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Does this belong to anyone?
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(Murmuring)
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I guess it's true
what they say--
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"time wounds all heels."
These are my favorite.
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I'm Agent Lisbon with the CBI.
What's your name?
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We found your heel
in the alleyway,
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along with a dead man.
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He'd been set on fire.
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Oh, we heard the sirens outside,
but we had no idea.
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What were you doing
in the alley?
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Enjoying an Ultra Slim.
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I always smoke a cigarette
before the first show.
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And what time were you
out there?
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I don't know exactly. 8:30?
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The arson investigator
says the fire was set
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sometime
between 8:45 and 9:00.
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Oh, well, Glennda was with us
by then.
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Yeah, that's right.
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She helped me
into my compression garments.
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I was. Who died? Who was it?
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- We don't know.
- Two minutes to curtain, girls.
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Whoo!
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If you'll excuse me,
the stage is calling.
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Hang on a minute. Did you see
anybody in the alley?
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As a matter of fact,
there was a man
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in a parked car,
watching me.
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What did he look like?
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I couldn't see his face.
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It was dark
But I felt vulnerable,
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so I hightailed it back
into the club,
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and that's when I felt
my heel break.
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Why didn't you pick up
your heel?
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In this dress, darling?
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(Man, voice amplified)
It's time to welcome
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the Sacramento princess
you're dying to possess--
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the delectable Glennda Snow!
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(Cheering)
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♪
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I think he's telling
the truth.
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I don't know.
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The other drag queens could
have been covering for him.
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Well, I find it unlikely
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that a man in heels, sequins,
and, uh, an elaborate hairstyle
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would subdue and handcuff
another man
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and then set him on fire.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, please don't. Please.
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Then again,
he's very forceful.
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(Applause)
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Oh, and extremely limber.
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♪ The Mentalist 4x21 ♪
Ruby Slippers
Original Air Date on April 26, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Car was registered
to Archie Bloom.
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Local boy, 19 years old.
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Forensics requested
dental records
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to confirm
he's the victim.
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Have we contacted
the parents?
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Sacramento P.D. spoke
with his father last night--
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Archie Bloom Sr.
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He's a local superintendent
of schools.
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Uh, well, what do we know
about the cause of death?
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Nothing till the autopsy,
but the coroner found no cause
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to contradict the theory that
he was burned alive.
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Then that's
how we'll proceed.
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What was the victim doing
in that alley?
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We don't know.
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Uh, the fire was set outside
a drag queen venue,
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but there's
a dozen businesses
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that open up
onto that alley.
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Archie could have been tied
to any one of 'em.
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Sac P.D. wants to help
on this one.
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I'll ask them to show
the victim's photo around.
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One thing I do know
is we've got
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a lot of fingerprints
to work with--
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on the car, on the gas can.
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They even found a partial
on the handcuffs.
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I checked the bar code
on one of those gas cans.
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It came
from a local discount store--
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Bargain Emporium.
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You and Rigsby go
and check it out.
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All right.
Okay.
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I want you and Jane to go
talk to Archie Sr.
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He's gonna want to believe
his son's alive.
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Careful not to build up
his hope.
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All right.
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He's dead, isn't he?
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I know he's dead.
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It was his car, right?
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We're still waiting
for a positive I.D.
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But you're moving forward
on the premise that it was him,
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am I right?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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You don't seem surprised.
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I'm not.
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M-my son was a victim
his whole life.
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Never a murder victim.
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No, but it was
my deepest fear... (sighs)
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that Archie would get himself
into a dangerous situation.
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He was a troublemaker?
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Exactly the opposite. He was
the target of troublemakers.
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Soft, I suppose you could say.
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That's why it was so hard
asking him to move out.
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Archie hadn't been
living here?
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We had a deal. I would
provide room and board
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while he earned
a college degree,
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but six months ago...
(Chuckles)
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Archie decided that college
wasn't his thing.
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So you invited him to leave?
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It was a teaching moment.
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(Sniffles)
Painful, but necessary.
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How'd your wife feel
about that?
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My wife died
when he was 6 years old.
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It's been the Archies
ever since.
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The boy was nothing
like me.
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Why, because he's gay?
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I don't...
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Was he?
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Is that what it says
in your files?
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We don't keep files
on gay people.
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I mean, it's okay
if he was.
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I would never judge anyone
based on such criteria.
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But if he was,
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he--he never talked
to me about it.
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I have to ask.
Procedure and all.
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Where were you last night
at 8:45?
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Home alone. Working.
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I'm writing a book
on educational theory.
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I'd like to take a look
at your son's bedroom,
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if you don't mind.
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Down the hall
on your right.
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How did you know
Archie was gay?
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Well, Archie Sr. named his son
after himself, like a king.
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He was hoping for an heir,
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yet there's not one photo
of junior in the house.
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You think
he's ashamed of him.
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I mean,
well, look at this room.
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Traditional masculine decor.
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Bold nautical themes.
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It's like a furniture catalog
threw up in here.
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Yes. (Chuckles)
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These are not the choices
of a teenager.
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I think Archie Sr. personally
decorated this room
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in the attempt
to butch-up his gay son.
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Should've seen
my room back home.
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Posters everywhere.
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Let me guess. Hanson?
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They wrote their own music.
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Ah. Looks like Archie did hang
something on the wall.
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I'm guessing that was a photo
of him and his mother.
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What's on his computer?
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It's password-protected.
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I'll have to take
the hard drive back to CBI
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and run
some recovery software.
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Oh, okay. You do that.
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(Indistinct conversations,
telephone ringing in distance)
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Thank you for coming.
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The woman on the phone said
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that you'd like me to help
with your investigation.
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Yes. We need to see
if your fingerprints match
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the prints we found
at the crime scene.
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Oh, so I'm
a person of interest?
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Ah, you are.
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Hmm.
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Can I ask you something?
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Do you always go out
like this?
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In drag, I mean.
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Whenever I get dressed,
I try to consider
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where I'm going,
who I'm going to see,
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and how I can
blow them away.
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Let me escort you
to fingerprinting.
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A police escort.
How could I refuse?
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We keep the gas cans back here
on Aisle 12.
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Yeah. Here we go.
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Those are the ones.
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What kind of crime were
they used in?
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We can't go
into the details,
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but maybe you can
help us out.
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Have you ever seen
this man in the store?
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Archie? I hope so.
He works here.
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What did he do?
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His car was found on fire
last night.
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There was a body inside.
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Oh, no. Well, was it--
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We don't know yet.
How long did Archie work here?
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Uh, a couple months, maybe.
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Do you know anyone
who wanted to hurt him?
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Yeah.
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Rick. Total douche.
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Rick?
Rick Hughes.
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He stocks shelves
and quotes "Fight Club."
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He picks on Archie
all the time.
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Last week, Archie had
bruises all over.
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He wouldn't tell me
what happened,
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but I'll bet it was Rick.
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- Is Rick here now?
- In the loading bay.
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All right.
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00:10:04,352 --> 00:10:07,237
You take it.
A couple more things.
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Rick Hughes?
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That's right.
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00:10:11,726 --> 00:10:12,826
Let's talk about
Archie Bloom.
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(Rattles and clanks)
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(Whirring)
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(Raised voice)
Who are you, his bodyguard?
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(Raised voice) Why would
Archie need a bodyguard?
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(Chuckles)
If you don't know...
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CBI.
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We have reason to believe
Archie was murdered last night.
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For real? How?
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You tell me.
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That's what this is about?
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00:10:30,395 --> 00:10:32,846
Come on, man. I never laid
a finger on Archie.
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00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:34,347
That's not what I heard.
(Whirring stops)
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(Rattles and clanks)
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You heard wrong.
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(Boxes rustle)
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Are you trying to say
you never hassled Archie?
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I always hassled Archie.
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So what?
(Box clatters)
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We worked together,
but I liked him, you know?
259
00:10:48,196 --> 00:10:50,730
Every time I'd come across
defective merchandise back here,
260
00:10:50,732 --> 00:10:52,782
I'd give it to him
as a gift.
261
00:10:52,784 --> 00:10:54,617
What'd you give him?
262
00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:59,238
Stuffed animals. An apron.
(Laughs)
263
00:11:00,674 --> 00:11:02,642
What?
264
00:11:05,179 --> 00:11:07,881
This was Archie's locker.
265
00:11:07,883 --> 00:11:09,182
(Clanks)
266
00:11:09,184 --> 00:11:10,633
I take it he wasn't the one
267
00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:12,418
who added the decorations.
(Sighs)
268
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:15,755
No. That would be Rick.
Textbook homophobe.
269
00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:19,442
My manager told him to stop,
but guys like that...
270
00:11:19,444 --> 00:11:21,527
Well, if it was so bad,
why didn't Archie just quit?
271
00:11:21,529 --> 00:11:25,148
He said it wasn't any different
at his last job.
272
00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:28,368
He wanted to learn how
to handle it better.
273
00:11:28,370 --> 00:11:32,121
(Sighs) I gotta go back
to the register.
274
00:11:32,123 --> 00:11:33,623
(Lock clicks)
275
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:34,691
Shut the locker
when you're done.
276
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,376
Sure. Thank you.
277
00:11:37,328 --> 00:11:40,580
(Clanks and rattles)
278
00:11:40,582 --> 00:11:42,799
(Sighs)
279
00:11:45,719 --> 00:11:47,253
(Bag thuds)
280
00:11:47,255 --> 00:11:48,454
(Grunts)
281
00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:00,183
(Clicks)
282
00:12:00,185 --> 00:12:02,518
(Cell phone rings)
283
00:12:03,938 --> 00:12:05,688
Rigsby.
284
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,808
Hey, it's Lisbon.
The dental records came back.
285
00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:12,679
The body inside the car has been
confirmed as Archie Bloom.
286
00:12:12,681 --> 00:12:14,163
Oh, that's too bad.
287
00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:16,816
His father gave us an address
where he was renting.
288
00:12:16,818 --> 00:12:19,151
Yeah, if you don't mind,
I'll get Cho to check it out.
289
00:12:19,153 --> 00:12:21,504
Archie worked in the store here,
and I think I found a lead
290
00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:23,723
that I want to run down
at the office.
291
00:12:23,725 --> 00:12:25,842
Okay
292
00:12:25,844 --> 00:12:27,210
(clears throat)
293
00:12:27,212 --> 00:12:28,678
Looks like the whole roll
was taken.
294
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,346
Call me as soon
as you process the film.
295
00:12:30,348 --> 00:12:31,764
Thank you.
296
00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:35,018
(People speaking indistinctly,
telephone ringing in distance)
297
00:12:39,356 --> 00:12:40,857
U-um...
298
00:12:40,859 --> 00:12:42,725
After you.
299
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,062
Such a gentleman.
300
00:12:47,698 --> 00:12:50,066
(Sighs)
301
00:12:52,403 --> 00:12:54,854
Well, Glennda's prints don't
match any of the prints
302
00:12:54,856 --> 00:12:56,289
at the crime scene,
303
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,190
and I did background checks
on the drag queens.
304
00:12:58,192 --> 00:12:59,242
None of them stand out.
305
00:12:59,244 --> 00:13:01,711
Oh, don't let them hear you
say that.
306
00:13:01,713 --> 00:13:02,912
Hey, you guys.
307
00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:05,048
I found some videos
on Archie's hard drive.
308
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,699
(Van Pelt) They're inside
a hidden partition.
309
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:09,002
Looks like Archie didn't want
prying eyes to see.
310
00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,253
You found something?
311
00:13:11,538 --> 00:13:13,256
Can you play the files?
312
00:13:13,258 --> 00:13:16,392
I think so.
(Keyboard keys click)
313
00:13:21,315 --> 00:13:23,683
(Strained voice) Nice guy.
314
00:13:23,685 --> 00:13:25,935
So it seems.
315
00:13:25,937 --> 00:13:28,721
Okay. Got it. Uh...
(Sighs)
316
00:13:28,723 --> 00:13:30,189
Most of these files look
like they were created
317
00:13:30,191 --> 00:13:32,525
two or three years ago,
when Archie was in high school.
318
00:13:32,527 --> 00:13:33,493
(Mouse clicks)
319
00:13:33,495 --> 00:13:34,777
No, I am done asking!
320
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:36,662
Into your room.
Aah.
321
00:13:36,664 --> 00:13:39,665
Sit. Sit in that chair.
I said, "sit down!"
322
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:40,305
Let go.
323
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:42,453
Now you are gonna do
exactly as I tell you.
324
00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:45,755
You put your left arm
on the chair. (Panting)
325
00:13:45,757 --> 00:13:46,923
(Handcuffs clicking)
Aah. You're hurting me.
326
00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:47,991
Stop whining!
327
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,728
Are you kidding? Handcuffs?
328
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,610
(Grunts) Just do it.
Now you are gonna...
329
00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:52,904
- Latest educational tool.
- Stop!
330
00:13:52,981 --> 00:13:55,582
Sit here all night long
until your homework is done.
331
00:13:55,884 --> 00:13:58,935
Maybe this will
toughen you up.
332
00:13:58,937 --> 00:14:02,088
Wait. Pause the video.
Those are hinged handcuffs,
333
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,123
just like the ones used
in the victim's murder.
334
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:07,593
I'm guessing this wasn't
the first daddy dearest routine.
335
00:14:07,595 --> 00:14:09,445
Archie had that camera
set up and recording
336
00:14:09,447 --> 00:14:11,263
before they walked
into the room.
337
00:14:11,265 --> 00:14:12,448
Play it further.
338
00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:14,617
(Telephone ringing in distance)
339
00:14:14,619 --> 00:14:18,121
(Grunts, panting)
340
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:21,831
Somebody... help me.
341
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:30,684
Tactical handcuffs,
dual-hinged,
342
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:34,021
the same make you used
to chain your son to his desk.
343
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:36,189
What are you talking
about?
344
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:40,728
Archie secretly videotaped it.
We found it on his computer.
345
00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:43,788
You don't understand
what you were watching.
346
00:14:43,822 --> 00:14:45,054
Enlighten us.
347
00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:46,873
The relationship
between completed homework
348
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,792
and academic achievement
is statistically compelling.
349
00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:51,961
With Archie,
aggressive techniques
350
00:14:51,963 --> 00:14:54,163
were necessary
to keep him motivated.
351
00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:55,464
Oh, you motivated him,
all right,
352
00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:56,699
right out of college.
353
00:14:56,701 --> 00:14:58,367
That was his failure,
not mine.
354
00:14:58,369 --> 00:15:00,753
A dropout for a son doesn't look
good on the Wikipedia page
355
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:03,706
of a wannabe educational giant,
does it?
356
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:06,175
Is that why you killed him?
357
00:15:06,177 --> 00:15:08,845
My own son?
358
00:15:08,847 --> 00:15:11,046
Because the cuffs happen
to look like mine?
359
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,482
We found your fingerprints
on 'em.
360
00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:15,401
That's impossible.
361
00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:17,019
Unless...
362
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:21,223
I suppose that someone could
have stolen them from my office.
363
00:15:21,225 --> 00:15:22,825
You're gonna take
that route?
364
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:23,993
I know how that sounds.
365
00:15:23,995 --> 00:15:25,728
You know, you should consider
a lie detector test.
366
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:27,496
It'll clear all this up.
367
00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:28,447
Happily.
368
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,699
Give me your hand.
369
00:15:29,701 --> 00:15:31,667
Excuse me?
370
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,235
You said, "happily""
371
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:41,093
okay, just a couple
of irrelevant questions
372
00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:42,411
to establish a baseline.
373
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:43,429
What's your name?
374
00:15:43,431 --> 00:15:45,348
- Archie Bloom.
- You love your son?
375
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,365
Yes.
376
00:15:46,367 --> 00:15:47,667
Were you ashamed of him?
377
00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:52,421
It's an irrelevant question.
I already know the answer.
378
00:15:52,423 --> 00:15:54,390
The truth, please.
379
00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:56,759
Were you ashamed
of your son?
380
00:16:00,364 --> 00:16:02,014
Yes.
381
00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:07,019
Did you kill him?
382
00:16:07,905 --> 00:16:09,906
No.
383
00:16:09,908 --> 00:16:12,124
No, I didn't.
384
00:16:15,262 --> 00:16:17,330
So do you think
he killed the victim?
385
00:16:17,332 --> 00:16:19,715
He did, well, at least
he feels like he did.
386
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,217
Hard to be certain.
387
00:16:21,219 --> 00:16:24,003
Guilt comes in many forms.
388
00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:25,287
That's the best you can do?
389
00:16:25,289 --> 00:16:26,505
For now.
390
00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,556
Mm.
(Sniffs)
391
00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:29,141
- Wh-what?
- Are you wearing perfume?
392
00:16:29,143 --> 00:16:30,476
Right. (Chuckles)
393
00:16:30,478 --> 00:16:32,979
Well, you've been standing
close to someone that is.
394
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:35,181
Uh, that would be Glennda.
She's very fragrant.
395
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:36,899
You just called Glennda
"she."
396
00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:37,934
So?
397
00:16:37,936 --> 00:16:40,353
You didn't before.
I have to go.
398
00:16:40,355 --> 00:16:41,637
Where?
399
00:16:41,639 --> 00:16:44,190
I just had a thoughtless impulse
or an inspired hunch.
400
00:16:44,192 --> 00:16:47,193
I'm not sure which yet.
I'll let you know.
401
00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:59,038
How ya doin'?
402
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,873
Agent Cho. CBI.
403
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:02,825
Well, you're not here
to buy a book. Who died?
404
00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:04,176
Archie Bloom.
405
00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:10,332
"Something good will come
of all things yet."
406
00:17:11,184 --> 00:17:12,835
How did Archie die?
407
00:17:12,837 --> 00:17:14,503
Homicide.
408
00:17:14,505 --> 00:17:17,239
His father gave us this address
as his last known residence.
409
00:17:17,241 --> 00:17:19,725
My apartment's upstairs.
410
00:17:19,727 --> 00:17:23,946
I rent out my spare room to help
cover my lease.
411
00:17:23,948 --> 00:17:26,782
Hard to remain
a viable literary watering hole
412
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:29,702
when the counterculture
is free online.
413
00:17:29,704 --> 00:17:32,288
Tell me about your relationship
with the victim.
414
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:36,859
Sacramento is a place
of wide lawns and narrow minds.
415
00:17:36,861 --> 00:17:38,794
Archie came here
to nourish his soul.
416
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,212
When he mentioned
his father kicked him out,
417
00:17:40,214 --> 00:17:42,698
I was only too happy
to rent him a room.
418
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,033
When was the last time
you saw him?
419
00:17:44,035 --> 00:17:45,384
I haven't seen Archie
in a week.
420
00:17:45,386 --> 00:17:47,369
He cleared out
without leaving a note
421
00:17:47,371 --> 00:17:49,071
or his last month's rent.
422
00:17:49,073 --> 00:17:51,557
Any idea why?
423
00:17:51,559 --> 00:17:53,142
Was he in trouble?
424
00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:56,779
"I have nothing to offer anybody
but my own confusion."
425
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:00,549
Kerouac.
426
00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:03,385
No. Kesey.
Influenced by Kerouac.
427
00:18:03,387 --> 00:18:04,620
Common mistake.
428
00:18:04,622 --> 00:18:05,721
No. You.
429
00:18:05,723 --> 00:18:08,941
You keep quoting Kerouac,
an overrated bum.
430
00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:11,494
I need you to answer
my questions in your own words.
431
00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:13,779
Where were you
last night at 8:45?
432
00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:19,201
Hey. We caught a break.
433
00:18:19,203 --> 00:18:20,169
On the father?
434
00:18:20,171 --> 00:18:21,871
On the co-worker.
Rick Hughes.
435
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:24,540
He's 22. He was seen harassing
Archie Bloom at work.
436
00:18:24,542 --> 00:18:25,841
He's got two strikes
for larceny,
437
00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,877
and check this out--
I found a disposable camera
438
00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:30,129
in Archie's locker
and had the film developed.
439
00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:32,014
What was he stealing,
baby formula?
440
00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:34,016
Yeah, it's a staple
in retail theft gangs,
441
00:18:34,018 --> 00:18:35,584
always in demand
and way overpriced.
442
00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:36,886
Trust me. I know.
443
00:18:36,888 --> 00:18:38,921
If Archie was taking
surveillance photos,
444
00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:40,806
he must've been planning
on exposing Hughes.
445
00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:42,591
A third strike would put Hughes
away for a long time.
446
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,260
Well, that's a motive
for murder.
447
00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:45,478
Okay, bring him in,
but I'm gonna hold on
448
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,563
to the kid's dad
for as long as I can.
449
00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:49,448
Okay.
450
00:18:51,852 --> 00:18:54,103
(Knock on door)
451
00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:57,773
Uh, sorry to interrupt.
452
00:18:57,775 --> 00:19:01,944
The funeral director told me
I'd find you back here.
453
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:05,781
Hello, Glennda.
454
00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:11,804
Peeking behind the curtain.
455
00:19:11,806 --> 00:19:13,889
Careful you don't lose
your illusions.
456
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,257
Well, it's a little late
for that... (Chuckles)
457
00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:16,175
Let me tell you.
458
00:19:16,177 --> 00:19:18,561
They prefer
I go by "Glenn" here
459
00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:20,629
and act like Glenn.
460
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:23,682
A funeral cosmetologist.
461
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,634
Well, that makes sense.
462
00:19:25,636 --> 00:19:28,137
Even a diva needs a day job.
463
00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:32,691
I've always loved makeup,
but, uh, wearing it
464
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:35,578
wasn't an option
for a boy in Sacramento,
465
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:39,832
so I chose a career
in death care.
466
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:42,168
What brings you
to my laboratory?
467
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:44,854
I wanted to know why you lied
to me about the crime scene.
468
00:19:44,856 --> 00:19:48,040
And what makes you think
I lied?
469
00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,376
Well, I-I didn't at first.
470
00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:52,962
Uh, I cold-read you
as a man.
471
00:19:52,964 --> 00:19:55,548
I thought
your theatrical mannerisms
472
00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:56,882
were part of the character
you played.
473
00:19:56,884 --> 00:20:00,886
I underestimated the extent
of your transformation.
474
00:20:00,888 --> 00:20:02,855
3 hours of makeup
and a $4,000 dress
475
00:20:02,857 --> 00:20:04,640
has that effect.
476
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:06,258
You become someone else.
477
00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:09,061
You become... a woman.
478
00:20:09,063 --> 00:20:13,065
Mm, and women often act out
a part,
479
00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:15,151
uh, in the midst of deceit.
480
00:20:15,153 --> 00:20:20,856
They can be emotional or coy
or... seductive.
481
00:20:20,858 --> 00:20:23,242
And I thought I had
gender issues.
482
00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:25,394
This is your last chance.
483
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:28,297
I want the truth,
or I call my police friends,
484
00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:30,199
and they'll lock you up.
485
00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:33,869
Glenn and Glennda--
both be out of work.
486
00:20:33,871 --> 00:20:36,038
What'd you see
in that alley?
487
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,974
(Sighs)
488
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:47,550
A man holding a red gas can,
pouring it over a car.
489
00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:49,018
Was there anyone
inside the car?
490
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:51,553
I don't know. It was dark.
491
00:20:51,555 --> 00:20:54,056
And what did this man
look like?
492
00:20:54,058 --> 00:20:56,108
Like I said, it was dark.
493
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:58,494
You're playing dumb again.
494
00:20:58,496 --> 00:21:02,331
I am not playing.
I am scared.
495
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,316
I have been a target
my whole life.
496
00:21:04,318 --> 00:21:07,419
I'm not gonna make myself
a target
497
00:21:07,421 --> 00:21:09,421
for a killer.
498
00:21:12,592 --> 00:21:15,577
Did you know
that Archie was on to you?
499
00:21:15,579 --> 00:21:16,595
Yeah.
500
00:21:16,597 --> 00:21:17,579
When did he find out?
501
00:21:17,581 --> 00:21:20,266
Last week.
We were off-loading boxes,
502
00:21:20,268 --> 00:21:21,717
and I heard something
by the dumpster.
503
00:21:21,719 --> 00:21:25,104
I looked inside, and it was
the little princess.
504
00:21:25,106 --> 00:21:26,272
And what was he doing?
505
00:21:26,274 --> 00:21:27,640
Dumpster diving.
506
00:21:27,642 --> 00:21:28,924
Okay. For what?
507
00:21:28,926 --> 00:21:30,693
We throw away a lot
of junk--
508
00:21:30,695 --> 00:21:34,863
you know, busted chairs,
old magazines, dead plants.
509
00:21:34,865 --> 00:21:37,432
Archie said something about
needing to furnish his new room.
510
00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:38,701
And that's
when you assaulted him
511
00:21:38,703 --> 00:21:39,868
so he wouldn't be able
to call the cops on you?
512
00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:41,103
(Sighs) I'll tell you
the same thing
513
00:21:41,105 --> 00:21:42,037
I told your cop buddy.
514
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,573
I never laid a finger
on Archie!
515
00:21:44,575 --> 00:21:45,991
Although I did lock him
in that dumpster
516
00:21:45,993 --> 00:21:49,395
for a couple of hours.
(Laughs)
517
00:21:49,397 --> 00:21:50,713
What?
518
00:21:50,715 --> 00:21:52,965
Where were you
at 8:45 last night?
519
00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:55,217
In bed. I'm in bed
every night by that time.
520
00:21:55,219 --> 00:21:57,169
I work the 4:00 a.m. shift.
521
00:21:57,171 --> 00:21:59,305
So in other words,
you have no alibi.
522
00:21:59,307 --> 00:22:01,173
No alibi,
and your prints were found
523
00:22:01,175 --> 00:22:02,975
on the gas cans (Papers rustle)
at the murder scene...
524
00:22:02,977 --> 00:22:04,293
Hey, wait a minute now.
525
00:22:04,295 --> 00:22:05,344
The gas cans that poured
accelerant onto the vehicle
526
00:22:05,346 --> 00:22:06,895
in which Archie Bloom
was burned alive.
527
00:22:06,897 --> 00:22:08,630
Of course my fingerprints
were on those cans.
528
00:22:08,632 --> 00:22:10,632
I personally stocked them
on the shelf!
529
00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:12,818
Or maybe you stole 'em,
like you stole this merchandise,
530
00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:14,403
and you killed Archie
to avoid a third strike
531
00:22:14,405 --> 00:22:15,854
and a mandatory 25 years.
532
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,356
That's it! I want a lawyer!
533
00:22:17,358 --> 00:22:18,307
Hey! Sit down!
534
00:22:18,309 --> 00:22:19,408
You hear me?!
A little help!
535
00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:20,826
I want a lawyer!
536
00:22:20,828 --> 00:22:22,578
What do you think?
537
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:24,479
Well, all cruelty stems
from weakness,
538
00:22:24,481 --> 00:22:26,081
and this one's
a quivering mess--
539
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:29,952
emotionally immature,
aggressively masculine.
540
00:22:29,954 --> 00:22:32,254
He harbors childhood pain
541
00:22:32,256 --> 00:22:34,656
tied to bed-wetting
or some similar humiliation.
542
00:22:34,658 --> 00:22:36,175
Yeah, he could be
our killer, too.
543
00:22:36,177 --> 00:22:39,044
You're not making
this easy.
544
00:22:46,219 --> 00:22:48,604
(Gearshift clicks)
545
00:22:48,606 --> 00:22:51,106
(Cell phone rings)
546
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,975
(Ring)
547
00:22:52,977 --> 00:22:55,344
(Sighs)
548
00:22:55,346 --> 00:22:56,895
Hey, Summer.
549
00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,847
Kimball, I need your help.
550
00:22:58,849 --> 00:23:00,949
How fast can you make it
to Glenbrook Park?
551
00:23:00,951 --> 00:23:02,401
(Sighs) It depends.
Is something wrong?
552
00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:04,787
Yes! It's a matter
of life and death.
553
00:23:04,789 --> 00:23:06,872
What's going on?
Who's in danger?
554
00:23:06,874 --> 00:23:09,691
The puppies!
There's this pet agency,
555
00:23:09,693 --> 00:23:11,860
and--and--and, oh,
I-it's so sad,
556
00:23:11,862 --> 00:23:13,829
a tragedy,
these, uh, poor animals.
557
00:23:13,831 --> 00:23:16,699
I mean, we are so lucky
to have homes.
558
00:23:16,701 --> 00:23:18,033
Can we talk about
this later?
559
00:23:18,035 --> 00:23:19,635
No! No, they're about
to pick up,
560
00:23:19,637 --> 00:23:21,553
and I need to pick out
a puppy for you.
561
00:23:21,555 --> 00:23:23,038
Here.
Can I have this one, please?
562
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,057
No, no. I don't--
I don't want a dog.
563
00:23:25,059 --> 00:23:26,925
(High-pitched voice) Ohh!
(Normal voice) But you will
564
00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,894
when you see this pug.
No, I won't.
565
00:23:28,896 --> 00:23:32,031
He's just like you, Kimball.
He's all fierce on the outside
566
00:23:32,033 --> 00:23:34,049
and, like, a softy
on the inside,
567
00:23:34,051 --> 00:23:37,319
and he's got
this really squishy little face.
568
00:23:37,321 --> 00:23:39,905
No, I gotta go. I gotta go.
569
00:23:39,907 --> 00:23:42,741
Whoa! Wait. Hey.
How about lunch?
570
00:23:42,743 --> 00:23:44,143
I'm working a case.
571
00:23:44,145 --> 00:23:45,160
Oh, that's perfect.
572
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,662
We'll have something
to talk about.
573
00:23:46,664 --> 00:23:48,030
No, I have to find out
where our victim was living.
574
00:23:48,032 --> 00:23:49,331
I don't have time.
575
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:51,617
Oh, come on, Kimball.
You have to eat.
576
00:23:51,619 --> 00:23:52,567
I'll spring for lunch.
577
00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:54,569
You guys owe me
a paycheck anyways.
578
00:23:54,571 --> 00:23:56,088
Look, I gotta go.
I'll see you tonight.
579
00:23:56,090 --> 00:23:58,390
Uh, n-no dogs.
580
00:24:00,243 --> 00:24:02,711
But I want one.
581
00:24:02,713 --> 00:24:05,631
The victim's last known address
is 2 miles away.
582
00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:07,850
As far as we know,
he has no friends,
583
00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:10,469
and he was one step away
from being homeless.
584
00:24:10,471 --> 00:24:13,272
Now I've been hitting
halfway houses all day.
585
00:24:13,274 --> 00:24:16,475
Looking for a place
he might have crashed.
586
00:24:16,477 --> 00:24:18,727
You're my last hope.
587
00:24:18,729 --> 00:24:20,646
And your best one.
588
00:24:20,648 --> 00:24:22,448
You know him?
589
00:24:22,450 --> 00:24:24,933
(Voice breaking)
It's Archie Bloom.
590
00:24:24,935 --> 00:24:27,369
You, uh...
591
00:24:27,371 --> 00:24:29,988
(Sniffles)
You said he was murdered?
592
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:32,157
Yeah.
593
00:24:33,643 --> 00:24:34,910
Take a minute.
594
00:24:34,912 --> 00:24:37,779
(Inhales deeply and sighs)
595
00:24:37,781 --> 00:24:41,450
It's okay. Um... (Sighs)
596
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:45,554
Let me show you his room.
(Sighs)
597
00:24:45,556 --> 00:24:48,740
(Indistinct conversations)
598
00:24:50,226 --> 00:24:53,395
My name's Kelly.
I'm a counselor here.
599
00:24:53,397 --> 00:24:57,733
I was assigned to Archie
when he came to us last week.
600
00:24:57,735 --> 00:24:59,067
Would that be
when he left the bookstore
601
00:24:59,069 --> 00:25:01,153
where he was renting?
602
00:25:01,155 --> 00:25:03,322
Is that what Gabriel
told you?
603
00:25:03,324 --> 00:25:04,356
Archie was renting a room?
604
00:25:04,358 --> 00:25:05,274
That's right.
605
00:25:05,276 --> 00:25:07,409
(Scoffs)
Gabriel took in the boy
606
00:25:07,411 --> 00:25:09,027
because he was in love
with him,
607
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,996
only Gabriel's form of love
608
00:25:10,998 --> 00:25:14,032
involved bouts
of meth and violence.
609
00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,285
Here's his bed.
610
00:25:22,325 --> 00:25:24,326
Did Archie tell you
why he came here?
611
00:25:24,328 --> 00:25:26,962
He didn't want to come.
(Chuckles)
612
00:25:26,964 --> 00:25:28,714
He wanted to work it out
with Gabriel.
613
00:25:28,716 --> 00:25:30,832
Archie felt rejected
by his father,
614
00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:32,834
so the acceptance
of an older male meant
615
00:25:32,836 --> 00:25:33,802
a lot to him.
616
00:25:33,804 --> 00:25:35,687
But Gabriel was a predator.
617
00:25:35,689 --> 00:25:38,673
That's how Archie got
the bruises.
618
00:25:38,675 --> 00:25:41,610
It was
an abusive relationship.
619
00:25:41,612 --> 00:25:43,479
It took a lot of courage,
620
00:25:43,481 --> 00:25:45,340
but Archie left everything
621
00:25:45,365 --> 00:25:47,200
at Gabriel's to join us.
(Men arguing indistinctly)
622
00:25:47,201 --> 00:25:49,701
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
623
00:25:51,738 --> 00:25:54,122
Hey, guys, enough.
624
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,295
(Sighs)
625
00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,640
(Sniffles)
626
00:26:21,734 --> 00:26:23,769
(Clicks)
627
00:26:23,771 --> 00:26:26,321
My client Mr. Bloom
has connections,
628
00:26:26,323 --> 00:26:27,523
and if you don't
let him go,
629
00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:29,274
the next call you get
will be from the mayor.
630
00:26:29,276 --> 00:26:31,443
I'm sorry, but there are (Cell phone
ringing) no special privileges.
631
00:26:31,445 --> 00:26:33,195
Your client is a murder suspect.
(Sighs)
632
00:26:33,197 --> 00:26:35,581
Well--
attorney for Rick Hughes.
633
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:37,866
I'd like to talk
to my client, please!
634
00:26:37,868 --> 00:26:39,701
Hold on.
(Sighs)
635
00:26:39,703 --> 00:26:40,902
(Lowered voice)
Cho. Cho, help me out.
636
00:26:40,904 --> 00:26:42,337
I am desperate here.
637
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:43,755
I got a lead.
638
00:26:43,757 --> 00:26:45,674
Which one?
The dad or the co-worker?
639
00:26:45,676 --> 00:26:47,509
- The lover.
- What lover?
640
00:26:47,511 --> 00:26:50,045
- He's a new suspect.
- Great. Just what I need.
641
00:26:50,047 --> 00:26:51,047
Who was that and what'd they say?
642
00:26:51,048 --> 00:26:51,964
Now w-will you t--let me--
take me to my client already?
643
00:26:51,965 --> 00:26:52,966
It's a huge mistake
to inconvenience my client...
644
00:26:52,967 --> 00:26:53,916
Do you realize how long...
645
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,584
Any more than you already have...
I've been waiting for, huh?
646
00:26:55,586 --> 00:26:56,685
You're sitting there
looking at me like that.
647
00:26:56,687 --> 00:26:58,177
Not to mention my time, which is--
would you please do--
648
00:27:01,507 --> 00:27:04,452
All the great ones had some form
of addiction, hmm?
649
00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,905
Kerouac's romance was
with benzedrine.
650
00:27:06,907 --> 00:27:09,091
"On the Road" would never have
been written without it.
651
00:27:09,093 --> 00:27:13,245
Oh, it's the literary detective.
I had a feeling you'd be back.
652
00:27:13,247 --> 00:27:16,382
Looking for new roommates,
Gabriel?
653
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,350
Something like that.
654
00:27:18,352 --> 00:27:19,685
You three, out.
655
00:27:19,687 --> 00:27:22,855
Okay.
656
00:27:23,723 --> 00:27:25,090
We have a warrant
to search your shop
657
00:27:25,092 --> 00:27:26,859
and the apartment upstairs.
658
00:27:26,861 --> 00:27:28,060
What are you looking for?
659
00:27:28,062 --> 00:27:30,346
Evidence linking you
to the murder of Archie Bloom.
660
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:31,614
Why would I kill Archie?
661
00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:33,449
We read his journal.
We know all about it--
662
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,868
the physical and sexual abuse
driven by substance abuse.
663
00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:37,286
Crystal meth, to be exact.
664
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,288
Archie's journal was
a writing project.
665
00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:40,939
It was a pure work
of fiction.
666
00:27:40,941 --> 00:27:42,041
Funny. That's not
what he told his counselor
667
00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:43,042
at the halfway house.
668
00:27:43,044 --> 00:27:44,243
Take off your jacket.
669
00:27:44,245 --> 00:27:46,395
All right. There's a limit.
670
00:27:46,397 --> 00:27:47,663
Fine. Keep your jacket on.
671
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:49,365
Put your hands on your head
so I can search you.
672
00:27:49,367 --> 00:27:50,299
No, you're not.
673
00:27:50,301 --> 00:27:52,051
(Grunts)
Ow!
674
00:27:52,053 --> 00:27:55,421
In Archie's fictional journal,
the bad guy kept
675
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:56,972
something interesting
inside his jacket.
676
00:27:56,974 --> 00:27:59,558
(Pants) Ohh.
677
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,509
Crystal meth.
678
00:28:00,511 --> 00:28:02,311
(Grunts)
Uh, o-okay. Okay. Okay.
679
00:28:02,313 --> 00:28:04,013
Yeah, for all
your high-minded talk,
680
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,515
you're nothing but a predator
and a drug addict. (Handcuffs jangle)
681
00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:07,850
(Click)
(Grunts)
682
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,184
That boy was barely
an adult.
683
00:28:09,186 --> 00:28:11,136
And when he threated to tell
the police,
684
00:28:11,138 --> 00:28:13,505
you killed him, just like
the journal said you would.
685
00:28:13,507 --> 00:28:16,158
I did not. I--ohh.
686
00:28:17,611 --> 00:28:20,329
Are you planning on joining
this investigation?
687
00:28:20,331 --> 00:28:21,813
Because we could really use
your help.
688
00:28:21,815 --> 00:28:23,782
I'm weighing evidence
in my head.
689
00:28:23,784 --> 00:28:25,868
(Sighs)
Where do you want to put this one?
690
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,536
Interrogation rooms one
and two are in use.
691
00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:29,038
I'll put him in three.
692
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,539
That's it.
Our stables are full.
693
00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:31,924
We get any more suspects,
694
00:28:31,926 --> 00:28:33,342
we're gonna have to convert
the janitor's closet.
695
00:28:33,344 --> 00:28:35,177
This is
Gabriel Lamb's defense attorney.
696
00:28:35,179 --> 00:28:36,512
Where's my client?
697
00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,681
Lawyers in my office.
I'll be with you shortly.
698
00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:40,599
Did you get anything
at the bookstore?
699
00:28:40,601 --> 00:28:42,051
Crystal meth.
Some on the suspect
700
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,219
and 40 grams in his apartment.
Looks like he was dealing.
701
00:28:44,221 --> 00:28:45,271
I don't get it.
702
00:28:45,273 --> 00:28:46,672
We've got
three prime murder suspects,
703
00:28:46,674 --> 00:28:48,274
all of whom are guilty
of other crimes.
704
00:28:48,276 --> 00:28:51,226
Well, thanks to the evidence
you were provided.
705
00:28:51,228 --> 00:28:52,611
Uncovered, not provided.
706
00:28:52,613 --> 00:28:53,946
Semantics.
707
00:28:53,948 --> 00:28:56,148
Our best hope to nail the killer
is to leverage our evidence
708
00:28:56,150 --> 00:28:57,182
while they're still
in holding,
709
00:28:57,184 --> 00:28:58,734
but which suspect do we
go after first?
710
00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:01,236
Well, you have three
neatly packaged possibilities.
711
00:29:01,238 --> 00:29:02,738
Uh, the only way to know
for certain
712
00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,075
who killed Archie Bloom is
to convince the witness to talk.
713
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,960
We've got a witness?
714
00:29:08,995 --> 00:29:09,962
Yeah.
715
00:29:09,964 --> 00:29:14,049
(Dance music playing)
716
00:29:14,051 --> 00:29:17,836
(Man) ♪ hold me tonight ♪
717
00:29:17,838 --> 00:29:19,421
Mm.
(Laughs)
718
00:29:19,423 --> 00:29:20,923
Sickening, Shangela, Tru.
Ohh.
719
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,708
Oh, well, girl,
it's getting there.
720
00:29:22,710 --> 00:29:24,760
Okay, and then after Shangela,
I take the stage,
721
00:29:24,762 --> 00:29:27,096
me, me, me,
and then I introduce
722
00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:30,149
Anita Mandelay
for a little burlesque number.
723
00:29:30,151 --> 00:29:33,385
Oh, my.
He stops my heart every time.
724
00:29:33,387 --> 00:29:34,553
(Patrick) Hi, Glennda.
725
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:35,771
Hello, Patrick. Girls.
(Feminine voice) Patrick.
726
00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:37,389
Patrick.
(Feminine voice) Mm.
727
00:29:37,391 --> 00:29:39,441
Well, it seems
everyone knows me.
728
00:29:39,443 --> 00:29:40,726
(Gasps) Oops.
729
00:29:40,728 --> 00:29:42,861
We're a close little group
back here. (Laughs)
730
00:29:42,863 --> 00:29:45,280
I'm the drag mom
for most of these girls.
731
00:29:45,282 --> 00:29:46,332
When you're starting out,
732
00:29:46,334 --> 00:29:48,584
it helps to have someone
show you the way.
733
00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:49,835
And what do you do
for them?
734
00:29:49,837 --> 00:29:50,953
Oh, what don't I do?
735
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:53,005
I help them figure out
where to shop,
736
00:29:53,007 --> 00:29:56,875
how to dress,
and who to become.
737
00:29:56,877 --> 00:30:00,095
Nothing wows
like vintage Madonna.
738
00:30:00,097 --> 00:30:01,296
This is Miss Labelled.
739
00:30:01,298 --> 00:30:04,183
She runs a pizza joint
in River Park.
740
00:30:04,185 --> 00:30:05,601
And what did Glennda
teach you?
741
00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:09,421
I learned how to market myself.
Half off a large pepperoni...
742
00:30:09,423 --> 00:30:11,140
(Chuckles) If you bring in your
ticket stub from the show.
743
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,925
I learned how
to keep it simple
744
00:30:13,927 --> 00:30:16,228
and make it sparkle.
745
00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:17,529
This is Frita People.
746
00:30:17,531 --> 00:30:21,033
Dentist by day,
devastating by night.
747
00:30:21,035 --> 00:30:23,569
Uh, excuse me.
Wh-what's your name?
748
00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:24,953
Fifi Nix.
749
00:30:24,955 --> 00:30:27,339
Fifi Nix. And what did
Glennda teach you?
750
00:30:27,341 --> 00:30:29,775
How to accept who I am.
751
00:30:29,777 --> 00:30:33,278
Oh. I wish someone would
show me that trick. Bravo.
752
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:36,131
So, Patrick, you didn't come
all this way just to meet girls.
753
00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:37,383
You're right.
754
00:30:37,385 --> 00:30:40,118
Uh, we have some suspects
in the murder investigation.
755
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,420
I was hoping
that you could come in
756
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:44,623
and pick out the killer
from the lineup.
757
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,924
I can't do that.
758
00:30:45,926 --> 00:30:48,727
Uh, I might make myself
his next target.
759
00:30:48,729 --> 00:30:50,479
Enough people hate us
for who we are.
760
00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:52,931
I'm not going to give them
added incentive.
761
00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:55,100
I thought I made myself
clear about that.
762
00:30:55,102 --> 00:30:58,153
Well, what you have made
clear here is that
763
00:30:58,155 --> 00:31:00,639
you know how to celebrate
what's different...
764
00:31:00,641 --> 00:31:04,009
And Archie Bloom was
different,
765
00:31:04,011 --> 00:31:06,695
and he was burned alive
for it.
766
00:31:12,085 --> 00:31:14,486
You have to go.
767
00:31:20,510 --> 00:31:22,711
Hmm.
768
00:31:22,713 --> 00:31:24,680
There you are.
769
00:31:27,217 --> 00:31:30,602
I brought this for you.
770
00:31:30,604 --> 00:31:32,721
Thanks.
771
00:31:32,723 --> 00:31:34,056
You aren't gonna eat it?
772
00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:36,191
(Sighs) I'm not hungry.
773
00:31:36,193 --> 00:31:37,226
Oh.
774
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,176
What are you doing here?
775
00:31:38,178 --> 00:31:40,863
I came to fill out
some paperwork.
776
00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:42,281
A girl's gotta get paid.
777
00:31:42,283 --> 00:31:43,232
Right.
778
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:47,185
Yeah,
and... I came to see you.
779
00:31:48,121 --> 00:31:49,738
Hey, Summer.
780
00:31:49,740 --> 00:31:51,657
Hey, Teresa.
781
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:53,692
Hi, boss.
782
00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:55,377
(Door closes)
783
00:31:55,379 --> 00:31:56,628
What is that about?
784
00:31:56,630 --> 00:31:57,663
(Lowered voice) Come here.
785
00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,532
Are you ashamed of me?
786
00:32:04,838 --> 00:32:07,723
I'm at work. She's my boss.
We need to be discreet.
787
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:09,374
It's nothing personal.
788
00:32:09,376 --> 00:32:11,143
I get it.
789
00:32:11,145 --> 00:32:13,095
I just wish
we could be open,
790
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:14,897
like
boyfriend and girlfriend.
791
00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:17,232
We can,
if you stop being my C.I.
792
00:32:17,234 --> 00:32:19,718
I don't want to stop.
I need this job.
793
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,220
The money's right,
and I like it.
794
00:32:22,222 --> 00:32:24,656
It's the first grown-up job
I've had.
795
00:32:24,658 --> 00:32:25,691
(Sighs) All right then.
796
00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,242
No more fooling around
at work, okay?
797
00:32:27,244 --> 00:32:30,562
Yes, sir, Agent Cho.
On the double.
798
00:32:30,564 --> 00:32:32,047
Where's my money?
799
00:32:32,949 --> 00:32:34,399
Come on.
800
00:32:35,535 --> 00:32:36,502
(Switch clicks)
801
00:32:36,504 --> 00:32:38,337
(Lisbon) Number 3,
please step forward.
802
00:32:38,339 --> 00:32:40,205
(Click)
803
00:32:40,207 --> 00:32:41,406
What about him? (Sighs)
804
00:32:41,408 --> 00:32:43,509
Take your time.
805
00:32:43,511 --> 00:32:45,844
Mm...
No, I don't think it's him.
806
00:32:45,846 --> 00:32:48,246
(Click)
Thank you.
807
00:32:48,248 --> 00:32:50,349
Number 4,
please step forward.
808
00:32:50,351 --> 00:32:51,600
(Click)
809
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:53,101
(Click)
810
00:32:53,103 --> 00:32:57,055
Mnh-mnh. I'd remember him.
He's a brute.
811
00:32:57,057 --> 00:32:57,973
(Click)
812
00:32:57,975 --> 00:32:59,725
Thank you,
and, number 5, your turn.
813
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:01,393
(Click)
814
00:33:02,862 --> 00:33:04,897
You know him?
815
00:33:06,282 --> 00:33:09,701
That one definitely looks
familiar.
816
00:33:09,703 --> 00:33:11,803
Is he the man you saw
in the alley?
817
00:33:11,805 --> 00:33:14,373
Um...
818
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:16,158
No, he--no, he's too big.
819
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:22,497
All of them are too big.
The man that I saw was slender.
820
00:33:22,499 --> 00:33:23,799
Well, we tried.
821
00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:26,618
We did more than that.
We confirmed my suspicions.
822
00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:27,786
Glennda, come along.
823
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:30,839
There's some people
I'd like you to meet.
824
00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:36,962
(Inhales deeply)
Uh, you two are free to go.
825
00:33:36,964 --> 00:33:40,649
These sad specimens are
the real suspects.
826
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:42,818
Not any longer. (Sighs)
They're tainted.
827
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,153
Jane, do you have any idea
what you've done?
828
00:33:45,155 --> 00:33:46,655
I haven't done anything,
but it's coming.
829
00:33:46,657 --> 00:33:47,990
Glennda,
meet the real suspects.
830
00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:51,410
Bachelor number one--
a serial bully and a thief.
831
00:33:51,412 --> 00:33:52,744
Is that a dude?
832
00:33:52,746 --> 00:33:54,780
Bachelor number two owns
his own bookstore.
833
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,281
He's a drug-addicted sadist...
834
00:33:56,283 --> 00:33:58,700
Even the best dancer
in the world would look crazy
835
00:33:58,702 --> 00:34:00,252
to those who can't hear
the music.
836
00:34:00,254 --> 00:34:02,120
Who enjoys bad poetry.
837
00:34:02,122 --> 00:34:04,656
Which leaves us
with bachelor number three
838
00:34:04,658 --> 00:34:06,625
and the lowest life-form
of them all--
839
00:34:06,627 --> 00:34:09,878
a father that rejected
his own son.
840
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,548
Thank you. You just made
my attorney's job much easier.
841
00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:16,301
All three of these suspects
are equally guilty
842
00:34:16,303 --> 00:34:19,354
for lighting the flames that
took the life of Archie Bloom.
843
00:34:19,356 --> 00:34:21,139
They can't all be the killer.
844
00:34:21,141 --> 00:34:23,191
Well, sure they can, because I
figured out who Glennda saw
845
00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:25,894
in that alleyway the night
the victim was murdered.
846
00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:34,036
Yes. Archie Bloom.
847
00:34:35,187 --> 00:34:37,689
The young man that doused
his own car with gas,
848
00:34:37,691 --> 00:34:40,242
handcuffed himself
to the steering wheel,
849
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:43,782
and then... lit a match.
850
00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:02,922
If the victim took
his own life,
851
00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:05,243
it exonerates my client
of guilt.
852
00:35:05,245 --> 00:35:06,795
Uh, all of our clients.
853
00:35:06,797 --> 00:35:09,047
"Guilt" is a relative term.
854
00:35:09,049 --> 00:35:12,283
(Sighs) You three men drove a boy
to take his own life.
855
00:35:12,285 --> 00:35:13,518
But before he did,
he left clues
856
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,253
to make each one of you
a suspect.
857
00:35:15,255 --> 00:35:16,421
What was the point?
858
00:35:16,423 --> 00:35:18,756
He had to know the evidence
would never stand up.
859
00:35:18,758 --> 00:35:20,809
Archie rigged it
860
00:35:20,811 --> 00:35:22,277
so that if your clients
didn't go down for murder,
861
00:35:22,279 --> 00:35:24,679
they'd each have to answer
for their other crimes.
862
00:35:24,681 --> 00:35:26,764
We're formally charging
Rick Hughes with theft,
863
00:35:26,766 --> 00:35:28,366
Gabriel Lamb with drug dealing,
864
00:35:28,368 --> 00:35:29,367
and Archie Bloom--
865
00:35:29,369 --> 00:35:31,820
Will walk. I guarantee it.
866
00:35:31,822 --> 00:35:32,954
Where is he going?
867
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:35,407
Your client handcuffed
his gay son to a desk.
868
00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:36,825
Wait till that video gets out.
869
00:35:36,827 --> 00:35:38,827
You're never gonna
work again.
870
00:35:38,829 --> 00:35:41,079
It's just a shame a boy had
to take his own life
871
00:35:41,081 --> 00:35:43,548
to bring each of you
to justice.
872
00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:47,085
Carl, get 'em out of here.
873
00:35:47,087 --> 00:35:48,953
Such a nice face.
874
00:35:48,955 --> 00:35:52,623
Why did he choose our alley
to end his life?
875
00:35:52,625 --> 00:35:56,728
Sometimes a dark alley
is just a dark alley.
876
00:36:10,493 --> 00:36:12,994
Well... (Sighs)
They've all been processed.
877
00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:15,146
Well,
that's a big haul today.
878
00:36:15,148 --> 00:36:17,198
Solved a murder.
You booked three scumbags,
879
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,418
as you Coppers like to say.
You should be very proud.
880
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:23,671
I don't think I've ever been
so depressed about a case.
881
00:36:23,673 --> 00:36:25,656
I can't get that kid out
of my head.
882
00:36:25,658 --> 00:36:27,425
(Swallows)
883
00:36:27,427 --> 00:36:29,294
You want some tea?
884
00:36:29,296 --> 00:36:31,346
I don't think
tea's gonna do it.
885
00:36:31,348 --> 00:36:34,682
Hmm. (Sniffles)
In that case,
886
00:36:34,684 --> 00:36:37,569
I think I know just the thing
to cheer you up--
887
00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,687
cabaret.
888
00:36:39,689 --> 00:36:40,772
Jane.
889
00:36:40,774 --> 00:36:42,273
And if hurry,
we can catch the late show.
890
00:36:42,275 --> 00:36:44,559
Come on. I need to get
flowers on the way.
891
00:36:44,561 --> 00:36:45,944
(Sips) Mmm.
892
00:36:45,946 --> 00:36:46,861
(Dishes clatter)
893
00:36:46,863 --> 00:36:48,446
Come on.
(Claps hands)
894
00:36:50,549 --> 00:36:53,902
(Indistinct conversations)
895
00:36:59,909 --> 00:37:01,292
(Laughter)
896
00:37:04,863 --> 00:37:05,964
Booty check.
897
00:37:05,966 --> 00:37:07,999
(Laughter)
898
00:37:11,537 --> 00:37:13,755
Oh. Now who died?
899
00:37:13,757 --> 00:37:16,141
Don't mind us.
We come bearing well wishes
900
00:37:16,143 --> 00:37:17,892
and flowers, so...
Oh, thank you.
901
00:37:17,894 --> 00:37:20,728
Ah. Fifi Nix.
902
00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:22,814
This is, uh, Teresa Lisbon.
903
00:37:22,816 --> 00:37:24,382
Hi.
Fifi. These are for you.
904
00:37:24,384 --> 00:37:26,684
I just want to wish you luck
with your new life.
905
00:37:26,686 --> 00:37:28,386
You deserve the best.
906
00:37:28,388 --> 00:37:30,488
What new life?
907
00:37:30,490 --> 00:37:31,773
Are you gonna tell her,
or shall I?
908
00:37:31,775 --> 00:37:33,408
I have no idea
what you're talking about.
909
00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:34,993
Such modesty.
910
00:37:34,995 --> 00:37:37,111
Actually, I'm quite surprised
you hadn't picked it up.
911
00:37:37,113 --> 00:37:39,197
"Fifi Nix."
912
00:37:39,199 --> 00:37:44,586
Phoenix.
Risen from the ashes.
913
00:37:44,588 --> 00:37:47,589
Fifi Nix is Archie Bloom?
914
00:37:49,325 --> 00:37:51,292
(Mouths words)
915
00:37:52,545 --> 00:37:54,345
That's right. I was.
916
00:37:54,347 --> 00:37:55,880
Uh, Archie, I mean.
917
00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:57,382
The suicide was staged?
918
00:37:57,384 --> 00:38:00,852
Not at first.
It was gonna be real.
919
00:38:00,854 --> 00:38:02,587
They talked me out of it.
920
00:38:04,690 --> 00:38:06,641
Where did you get
the body?
921
00:38:06,643 --> 00:38:08,476
(Chuckles)
Well, here's hoping
922
00:38:08,478 --> 00:38:10,111
I look good
in prison orange.
923
00:38:10,113 --> 00:38:14,032
I stole an unclaimed body
from the cemetery where I work.
924
00:38:14,034 --> 00:38:17,068
It was destined
for the Potter's Field.
925
00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:17,986
(Clicks)
926
00:38:17,988 --> 00:38:19,770
(Keys jangle)
Ohh.
927
00:38:19,772 --> 00:38:21,573
(Speaks indistinctly)
Watch the head.
928
00:38:21,575 --> 00:38:23,458
Whoa, whoa.
Drop it down.
929
00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:24,659
Come on.
Oh.
930
00:38:24,661 --> 00:38:26,294
Ohh.
Oh, my God.
931
00:38:26,296 --> 00:38:27,412
Watch your step.
Watch the bag.
932
00:38:27,414 --> 00:38:28,413
Come on. This way.
933
00:38:28,415 --> 00:38:29,664
Come on.
Shangela, get the door.
934
00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:31,949
(Grunts)
935
00:38:31,951 --> 00:38:32,884
All right. There. There.
936
00:38:32,886 --> 00:38:34,135
(Speaks indistinctly)
Ohh.
937
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:36,087
(High-pitched voice) Ohh!
(Whispers) Okay. Okay.
938
00:38:36,089 --> 00:38:37,822
(Pants and grunts)
939
00:38:42,311 --> 00:38:43,344
(Whooshes)
940
00:38:43,346 --> 00:38:47,599
(Panting)
Let's go. Let's go!
941
00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:49,800
(Flames roaring)
942
00:38:49,802 --> 00:38:50,768
My heel.
943
00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:52,803
Come on. Keep going.
Keep going.
944
00:38:52,805 --> 00:38:54,472
And what about
the dental records?
945
00:38:54,474 --> 00:38:55,973
Well, Miss Frita People
over there
946
00:38:55,975 --> 00:38:58,993
happens to be a dentist
during the day.
947
00:38:58,995 --> 00:39:00,311
Archie's dentist.
948
00:39:00,313 --> 00:39:03,698
Uh, I X-rayed the corpse
and supplied your department
949
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:04,666
with the film.
950
00:39:04,668 --> 00:39:06,501
That's how I met everyone.
951
00:39:06,503 --> 00:39:08,986
Last year,
I was getting a checkup.
952
00:39:08,988 --> 00:39:11,155
I noticed traces
of eyeliner
953
00:39:11,157 --> 00:39:12,907
on my dentist.
(Chuckles)
954
00:39:12,909 --> 00:39:15,343
He introduced me around.
955
00:39:15,345 --> 00:39:17,328
So you were all in on it?
956
00:39:17,330 --> 00:39:19,380
We're suckers for heartache.
957
00:39:19,382 --> 00:39:24,269
And that's why I lied about
what I saw in the alley.
958
00:39:24,271 --> 00:39:26,003
She lied to protect us.
959
00:39:26,005 --> 00:39:27,639
How did you know it was me?
960
00:39:27,641 --> 00:39:29,641
Well, you're exactly what
I expected to find,
961
00:39:29,643 --> 00:39:33,645
I mean, uh, aside from
a little paint and bodywork.
962
00:39:33,647 --> 00:39:36,564
What did you expect
to find?
963
00:39:36,566 --> 00:39:40,351
The victim we were investigating
wasn't someone preparing to die.
964
00:39:40,353 --> 00:39:42,520
It was someone that wanted
to live.
965
00:39:46,358 --> 00:39:48,826
So what are you going
to do?
966
00:39:48,828 --> 00:39:52,347
Yes, uh,
what are we going to do?
967
00:39:55,033 --> 00:39:57,385
(Glennda)
We have a treat for you tonight.
968
00:39:57,387 --> 00:40:02,890
The fiery creation who defies
the laws of man and nature.
969
00:40:02,892 --> 00:40:05,376
Drag babies, I present to you
970
00:40:05,378 --> 00:40:10,982
the transcendent,
transformative Fifi Nix.
971
00:40:10,984 --> 00:40:14,068
("Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
playing)
972
00:40:14,070 --> 00:40:17,271
(Applause)
973
00:40:18,691 --> 00:40:22,860
♪ Somewhere ♪
974
00:40:22,862 --> 00:40:27,565
♪ over the rainbow ♪
975
00:40:27,567 --> 00:40:33,121
♪ way up high ♪
976
00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:37,208
♪ there's ♪
977
00:40:37,210 --> 00:40:39,210
♪ a land ♪
978
00:40:39,212 --> 00:40:41,412
♪ that I heard of ♪
979
00:40:41,414 --> 00:40:43,080
♪ once ♪
980
00:40:43,082 --> 00:40:48,970
♪ in a lullaby ♪
981
00:40:48,972 --> 00:40:50,138
Is that a tear I see?
982
00:40:50,140 --> 00:40:53,057
(Voice breaks) Yeah, right.
Just keep watching.
983
00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:57,945
♪ Over the rainbow ♪
984
00:40:57,947 --> 00:41:04,485
♪ skies are blue ♪
985
00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:09,657
♪ and the dreams ♪
986
00:41:09,659 --> 00:41:12,994
♪ that you dare to dream ♪
987
00:41:12,996 --> 00:41:15,163
♪ really do ♪
988
00:41:15,165 --> 00:41:21,552
♪ come true ♪
989
00:41:22,501 --> 00:41:26,501
== sync, corrected by elderman ==