1
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YOU OKAY?

2
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I'M THINKING.

3
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THINKING'S NOT GONNA GET YOU
TO THE TOP.

4
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MOM, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
ENCOURAGING ME.

5
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NO, I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE COACHING YOU.

6
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♪♪♪

7
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THERE'S A HOLD ABOUT A FOOT
ABOVE YOU ON THE LEFT.

8
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I KNOW.

9
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NICE GRAB.

10
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KEEP GOING,
YOU'RE ALMOST THERE, BABE.

11
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I CAN'T.
MY CALF'S CRAMPING.

12
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<i>YOU NEED TO GET OFF
YOUR TOES.</i>

13
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GET ON THE BALL
OF YOUR FOOT.

14
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I CAN'T.
YES, YOU CAN.

15
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YOU CAN GET ALL THE WAY
TO THE TOP.

16
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IT'S OKAY, I GOT YOU.

17
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YOU ALL RIGHT?
LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE WRONG.

18
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YEAH, BUT YOU DID AWESOME.

19
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THAT'S THE HIGHEST
YOU'VE GOTTEN.

20
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<i>I'M PROUD OF YOU.
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.</i>

21
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OKAY, COME ON DOWN.

22
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MOM?

23
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MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?

24
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OH, GOD.

25
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<i>ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?</i>

26
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MY ARM-
I THINK I BROKE IT.

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DON'T MOVE.
GOD, JANE, I'M SO SORRY.

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WHAT HAPPENED? DID THE ROPE BREAK? NO.

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MY HANDS...

30
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I CAN'T MOVE THEM.

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34
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SHE'S BEEN TO AN ORTHO,

35
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TWO NEUROS,
AND AN IMMUNOLOGIST.

36
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NONE OF THE TREATMENTS
HAVE HAD ANY EFFECT.

37
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<i>YOU THINK IT'S OVER?
IT'S GETTING WORSE.</i>

38
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LAST NEUROLOGIST FOUND
INTERMITTENT NUMBNESS

39
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IN BOTH ARMS AS WELL
AS THE HAND PARALYSIS.

40
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I MEANT THE GAME.

41
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YOU THINK HE'S GONNA KEEP
ALL FOUR OF US?

42
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HE SAID HE WOULD.

43
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NO SIGN OF UPPER
MOTOR NEURON INVOLVEMENT.

44
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HE LIES.

45
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MY EARS ARE BURNING.

46
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TELL 'EM YOU'RE DONE
FIRING PEOPLE.

47
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WELL, IF I LIE...

48
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<i>THAT WOULD BE
LITTLE REASSURANCE.</i>

49
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DR. KUTNER,

50
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WHO TOLD YOU THAT
IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA

51
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TO PUT UP
SUPERFICIAL REPRESENTATIONS

52
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OF A HYPOCRITICAL SEASON

53
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CELEBRATING A MYTHICAL FIGURE?

54
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IT WASN'T ME.

55
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HE LIED.

56
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HOMEY KNOWS BETTER,

57
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<i>HYMIE DOESN'T CARE,</i>

58
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AND HUNTINGTON'S WOULD HAVE DONE
A BETTER JOB.

59
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I DON'T HAVE HUNTINGTON'S.

60
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<i>THAT YOU KNOW OF.</i>

61
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WHY WOULD YOU-
BECAUSE I GOT SUED

62
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WHEN I CALLED YOU "HONEYBUNS."

63
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AM I FIRED IF I PUT UP-

64
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THE POINT OF THE GAME
WAS TO SCARE US.

65
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TELLING US IT'S OVER
ISN'T SCARY.

66
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<i>THEREFORE HE HAS NO REASON
TO SAY THAT</i>

67
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UNLESS IT'S TRUE.

68
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GOOD.

69
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THEN CAN WE DO
A SECRET SANTA?

70
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I LIKED YOU BETTER
15 SECONDS AGO

71
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WHEN YOU WERE AFRAID
FOR YOUR JOB.

72
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<i>SO WHO'S SICK?</i>

73
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35-YEAR-OLD SINGLE MOM.

74
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<i>IT'S AN ODD PRESENTATION
OF PARALYSIS.</i>

75
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IS THERE ANY HISTORY OF DRUG USE? NO.

76
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<i>SHE SAYS
THERE'S NO HISTORY.</i>

77
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SHE'S NOT A LIAR.

78
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OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE
A TOUGH CASE.

79
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I HAVE ALMOST NO KNOWLEDGE
OF ALIEN PHYSIOLOGY.

80
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EVERYONE LIES, BUT THERE'S
AN EXCEPTION TO EVERY RULE.

81
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ACTUALLY, THERE ISN'T.

82
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THAT'S KINDA
WHAT MAKES IT A RULE.

83
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THE PATIENT'S MOTHER
DIED OF BREAST CANCER

84
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WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN.

85
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SHE NEVER EVEN KNEW
HER MOM WAS SICK.

86
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SHE PROMISED HERSELF

87
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SHE WOULD NEVER HIDE ANYTHING
FROM HER OWN DAUGHTER.

88
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<i>OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE PROMISED.</i>

89
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AND WE'RE NOT HER DAUGHTER.

90
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THE PATIENT INHERITED
THE BRCA1 MUTATION

91
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FROM HER MOM.

92
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SHE GOT A PROPHYLACTIC
DOUBLE MASTECTOMY TEN YEARS AGO.

93
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SHE LIED ABOUT IT.

94
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SHE TOLD HER CO-WORKERS.
SHE TOLD HER KID.

95
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SHE LIED TO THE WORLD.

96
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RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY IS
DESIGNED TO CONVINCE PEOPLE-

97
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SHE DIDN'T GET
RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY.

98
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<i>OKAY, WE CAN RULE OUT
BREAST CANCER.</i>

99
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ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA
RULE IT IN.

100
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PARALYSIS COULD BE
PARANEOPLASTIC.

101
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EVEN THE BEST SURGEON
CAN'T REMOVE

102
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EVERY CELL
OF BREAST TISSUE.

103
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MRI WHAT'S LEFT
OF HER CHEST.

104
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SET THE MACHINE
TO SCAN FOR IRONY.

105
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I'M GONNA GO REDO
THE PATIENT HISTORY.

106
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YOUR MOM TELL YOU
ABOUT ALL THE DRUGS SHE DOES?

107
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SHE SMOKES POT
ONCE IN A WHILE,

108
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BUT NOT IN A LONG TIME.

109
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?

110
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HOW WOULD THAT
MAKE HER SICK?

111
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ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

112
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I'M 11.

113
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THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER.

114
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THAT'S AN EVASION.

115
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LIKE DRINKING?

116
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YOU EVER SNEAK A DRINK?

117
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I DON'T DO ANY OF THAT STUFF.
IT'S BAD FOR YOU.

118
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I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T WANT
YOUR MOM TO KNOW.

119
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BUT I'M HER DOCTOR, SO-
I WOULD TELL MY MOM.

120
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AND I WOULD TELL YOU.
WHY?

121
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BECAUSE SHE WOULD NEVER LIE
TO ME.

122
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WHAT'S HER FAVORITE WAY
TO HAVE SEX?

123
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I DON'T GET WHAT SEX HAS TO DO
WITH BREAST CANCER.

124
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ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

125
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DID YOU GO TO MED SCHOOL
SINCE THE LAST TIME I ASKED?

126
00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,900
YOU JUST THINK
WE'VE GOT TO BE LYING TO-

127
00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,500
WHITE LIES?
WHAT ARE THOSE?

128
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THOSE ARE LIES WE TELL

129
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TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE
FEEL BETTER.

130
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I DON'T LIE.

131
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RATIONALIZATIONS?
WHAT ARE THOSE?

132
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THOSE ARE LIES WE TELL
TO MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BETTER.

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♪♪♪

134
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LIES OF OMISSION?

135
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SADDLE BRONC OR DOGGIE?

136
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THAT'S SEX TALK.

137
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SHE USED TO LIKE BEING
ON TOP.

138
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BUT NOW SHE LIKES TO BE
ON HER STOMACH.

139
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THAT WAY SHE DOESN'T
HAVE TO SEE THEM

140
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LOOKING AT HER SCARS.

141
00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,000
IT'S CHILD ABUSE.

142
00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,300
HONESTY?

143
00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,700
THERE'S A REASON
THAT EVERYBODY LIES-

144
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IT WORKS.

145
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IT'S WHAT ALLOWS SOCIETY
TO FUNCTION.

146
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IT'S WHAT SEPARATES MAN
FROM BEAST.

147
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OH, I THOUGHT THAT WAS
OUR THUMBS.

148
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YOU WANNA KNOW EVERY PLACE
YOUR MOM'S THUMB HAS BEEN?

149
00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,800
I'M SORRY,
I MISSED REHEARSAL.

150
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AM I TAKING
THE "TRUTH IS GOOD" SIDE?

151
00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,400
DON'T YOU USUALLY TAKE
THAT PART?

152
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LIES ARE A TOOL
TO BE USED EITHER FOR GOOD...

153
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NO, WAIT.
I GOT A BETTER ONE.

154
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LIES ARE LIKE CHILDREN.

155
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HARD WORK,
BUT THEY'RE WORTH IT,

156
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BECAUSE THE FUTURE DEPENDS
ON 'EM.

157
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YOU ARE SO FULL OF LOVE...
OR SOMETHING.

158
00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,700
WHEN YOU CARE
ABOUT SOMEONE-

159
00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:23,800
YOU LIE TO THEM!

160
00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:26,800
YOU PRETEND THAT THEIR
CONSTANT PONDEROUS MUSINGS

161
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ARE INTERESTING.

162
00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,000
YOU TELL THEM THAT
THEY'RE NOT LOSING

163
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THEIR BOYISH GOOD LOOKS

164
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OR BECOMING WORN OUT AND-

165
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I STAND CORRECTED.

166
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AND MAY I SAY IT'S BEEN
A REAL PLEASURE

167
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CHATTING WITH YOU.

168
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AXILLA'S CLEAN.
SURGICAL MARGINS LOOK CLEAR.

169
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NO LYMPHADENOPATHY,
NO MASSES, NO NOTHING.

170
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IT'S NOT CANCER.

171
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WE NEED A NEW THEORY.

172
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YOU CATCH HER LYING?
NOT YET.

173
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WOULDN'T "NO" HAVE BEEN
A SHORTER ANSWER?

174
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WOULDN'T YOU NOT TALKING
HAVE MADE THIS

175
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A SHORTER CONVERSATION?

176
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KID SAYS MOM'S A SLUT.

177
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SHE CALLED HER MOM
A SLUT?

178
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NO, I CALLED HER MOM
A SLUT.

179
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SHE JUMPS ANYTHING
WITH A POLE AND A PULSE.

180
00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,500
NOT THAT I'M JUDGING HERE.

181
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GIVEN HER MEDICAL HISTORY,
I'M ACTUALLY IMPRESSED.

182
00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,500
MAGGIE ALREADY ADMITTED TO
HAVING MULTIPLE SEXUAL PARTNERS,

183
00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,800
WHICH IS WHY WE ALREADY
TESTED FOR

184
00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,700
AND RULED OUT SYPHILIS
AND ANY OTHER STD

185
00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:06,900
THAT COULD HAVE CAUSED
HER SYMPTOMS.

186
00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,300
STDs AREN'T THE ONLY RISK
IN RISKY SEX.

187
00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:11,800
THE PROBLEM IN SLEEPING
WITH STRANGERS IS

188
00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,800
THEY'RE STRANGE.

189
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WE'LL FOLLOW UP
WITH ANY RECENT PARTNERS.

190
00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,000
SEND FOREMAN AND TAUB.
THEY'RE BETTER LIARS.

191
00:07:17,300 --> 00:07:18,800
MORE LIKELY TO GET
TO THE TRUTH.

192
00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,500
<i>YOU THINK I DRUGGED HER?</i>

193
00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,500
USE A COASTER.

194
00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,900
<i>WE'RE NOT COPS.</i>

195
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LEGALLY, WE DON'T CARE
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

196
00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,400
BUT WE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH
SO WE CAN HELP HER.

197
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I'D KNOWN HER
FOR LESS THAN AN HOUR,

198
00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:36,900
AND SHE OFFERED
TO TAKE ME HOME.

199
00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:38,500
THERE WAS NO NEED
TO DRUG HER.

200
00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,700
NOT THAT I WOULD.

201
00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,400
SHE'S GONNA BE OKAY, RIGHT?

202
00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,300
AS LONG AS SHE DOESN'T HAVE
TO PICK UP OR HOLD ANYTHING.

203
00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,200
<i>YEAH.</i>

204
00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,600
<i>SORRY, I JUST HAD
THE FLOORS DONE.</i>

205
00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,900
RECLAIMED PINE.

206
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,300
YOU ALWAYS THIS THIRSTY?

207
00:07:58,900 --> 00:07:59,800
I DON'T KNOW.

208
00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,400
WATER'S SUPPOSED TO BE
GOOD FOR YOU, RIGHT?

209
00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,900
DEHYDRATION, ANXIETY,

210
00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,700
<i>AGGRESSION...
I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE.</i>

211
00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,600
SPASTIC CHOREA
IN HIS RIGHT HAND.

212
00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:10,600
WHAT ABOUT MY HAND?

213
00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,100
HOW MUCH YOU WEIGH?
ABOUT 180, 190?

214
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,100
180.
WHAT IS THE-

215
00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:13,900
<i>IF YOU TOOK
WHAT SHE DID,</i>

216
00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,400
IT COULD TAKE LONGER
TO HIT YOU.

217
00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:16,800
IT MIGHT AFFECT YOU
DIFFERENTLY.

218
00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,300
BUT YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER
ANYTHING... RIGHT?

219
00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,800
SHE WAS REALLY DRUNK.

220
00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,000
I JUST GAVE HER SOME "E"

221
00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,600
<i>TO HELP ENHANCE THINGS.</i>

222
00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,800
HAVE ANY OF IT LEFT?

223
00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,100
IS MY HAND GONNA BE OKAY?

224
00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,300
<i>THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH IT.</i>

225
00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,300
WE LIED.

226
00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,200
I'VE HAD A SORE THROAT
FOR A FEW DAYS NOW.

227
00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,400
MY STOMACH'S
ALSO BEEN BOTHERING ME.

228
00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,200
I THINK MY GLANDS
ARE SWOLLEN.

229
00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,500
SAINT NICHOLAS?

230
00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,200
PATRON SAINT OF CHILDREN.

231
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,700
ALSO SEAMEN,
MERCHANTS, ARCHERS,

232
00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:57,200
PROSTITUTES,
AND PRISONERS.

233
00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,300
HMM, MUST'VE BEEN
PRETTY HARD-WORKING.

234
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,300
OR JUST A CREDIT HOG.

235
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,300
OPEN WIDE.

236
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:06,300
SAY AHH.
AHH...

237
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,200
YOU HAVE STREP.

238
00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,200
IS IT CONTAGIOUS?

239
00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:12,100
ONLY FOR THE NEXT
24 HOURS,

240
00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:13,500
AS LONG AS YOU TAKE
THE ANTIBIOTICS.

241
00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,600
HOW CONTAGIOUS?

242
00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,400
TAKE A PERSONAL DAY.

243
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,500
I CAN'T.

244
00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,700
I'LL WRITE YOUR PIMP
A NOTE.

245
00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,000
MY PIMP?

246
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,200
YOU'RE TESTED FOR AIDS
EVERY THREE MONTHS,

247
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,600
AND YOUR NECKLACE.

248
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,200
PROSTITUTES WEAR
RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS.

249
00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,100
I THINK THEY JUST
LIKE KNEELING.

250
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,800
YOU DON'T HAVE THE SKIN
OF A SEAMAN,

251
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,900
THE FINGERS OF AN ARCHER,
THE CLOTHES OF A MERCHANT,

252
00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:38,400
OR THE ATTITUDE
OF AN EX-CON.

253
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,300
SO IT JUST LEAVES
ONE LEFT.

254
00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:41,900
TWO, ACTUALLY.

255
00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,000
BUT I'M NOT A CHILD,
AM I?

256
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,200
YOU OWE ME 50 BUCKS.

257
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,500
THEN YOU OWE ME
HALF A LAP DANCE.

258
00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,900
IT'S FOR THE NURSES'
HOLIDAY BONUS.

259
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,200
I KNOW YOU GOT
THE MEMO.

260
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,300
I GOT THE MEMO LAST YEAR.

261
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,200
I WANT TO HIRE
40 MORE FELLOWS.

262
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,400
YOU ALREADY FIRED
THE ONES YOU HIRED?

263
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,900
THEY WORK BETTER
WHEN THEY'RE SCARED.

264
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,000
YOU WERE RIGHT.
GUY SLIPPED HER ECSTASY.

265
00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:15,800
HE HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS?

266
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:16,700
NO.

267
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:18,900
KUTNER'S STARTING THE PATIENT
ON HEMODIALYSIS,

268
00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,300
AND THIRTEEN'S IN THE LAB
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

269
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:21,400
WHAT THE GUY PUT
IN THE DRUGS.

270
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:24,900
SEE?

271
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,100
A CLEAR, SIMPLE
STATEMENT OF FACTS

272
00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,400
DESCRIBING THEIR
COOPERATION

273
00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,700
WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ATTITUDE
OR FEAR.

274
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,900
SOMETHING'S GOTTA BE DONE.

275
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:32,900
OH, YEAH.

276
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,600
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

277
00:10:37,300 --> 00:10:38,900
I STILL CAN'T MOVE
MY HANDS.

278
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,000
IT'LL TAKE A FEW
MORE HOURS

279
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,700
<i>TO CYCLE ALL YOUR BLOOD
THROUGH THE MACHINE.</i>

280
00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,200
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

281
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:45,900
NOTHING.
WHAT'S WRONG?

282
00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,100
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THE LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT.

283
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,300
DIDN'T THEY?

284
00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:51,900
WHAT DID YOU DO?

285
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,300
IS THIS FROM THE DRUGS?

286
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,000
MOST OF THE DRUGS SHOULD BE
OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM BY NOW.

287
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,200
AND OUR DRUGS-
I CAN'T SEE.

288
00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,200
DO SOMETHING.
I CAN'T SEE.

289
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,900
I CAN'T SEE!

290
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,200
NOTHING IN THE ECSTASY
EXCEPT ECSTASY.

291
00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:10,100
WELL, THAT NEVER HURT ANYBODY.

292
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,000
IT CAN'T MAKE 'EM BLIND
DAYS LATER.

293
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,100
DO YOU SPELL "HOMIE"
WITH A "Y"?

294
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,400
I WANT TO BE RESPECTFUL.

295
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:18,800
YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA LET US DO
SECRET SANTA?

296
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,000
NOT JUST YOU GUYS.

297
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,200
I LIKE PRESENTS TOO.

298
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,000
PICK A NAME.

299
00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,400
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

300
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,500
SEE, THIS IS WHY
NO ONE LIKES YOUR PEOPLE.

301
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,900
<i>THE NOTION OF PICKING
ONE TIME OF THE YEAR</i>

302
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,000
TO BE DECENT TO OTHER PEOPLE
IS OBSCENE,

303
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,300
'CAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY
VALIDATING THE NOTION

304
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,200
OF BEING MISERABLE WRETCHES
THE REST OF THE YEAR.

305
00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,900
SO YOU THINK THIS IS
THE PART OF THE YEAR

306
00:11:38,900 --> 00:11:39,800
THAT'S SCREWED UP?

307
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,000
ON THE OTHER HAND,
YOU ARE NOW A TEAM.

308
00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,100
YOU'VE GOTTA WORK TOGETHER.

309
00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,000
AND THE SIMPLE FACT IS,
GIVING PEOPLE CRAP

310
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,700
MAKES PEOPLE LIKE PEOPLE.

311
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,900
SO SPEND 25 BUCKS.

312
00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:47,900
LEARN TO LOVE.

313
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,000
BLINDNESS COULD BE
A COMPLICATION

314
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,300
FROM THE HEMODIALYSIS.

315
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,600
NO, THE DIALYSATE COMPOSITION
WAS WITHIN RANGE.

316
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,000
SWEET.
INTERESTING.

317
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,700
DIALYSATE COMPOSITION
JUST INDICATES-

318
00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:00,500
NOTHING.
I WAS REFERRING TO HIS REACTION

319
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,500
<i>TO THE NAME HE GOT.
I WAS PLEASED.</i>

320
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,600
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN
TO BUY-

321
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,800
MEANS THERE'S SOMEONE HERE

322
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,400
IT WOULDN'T BE FUN
TO BUY FOR.

323
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,800
I WONDER WHO.

324
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,100
PICK A NAME.

325
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:11,100
THEN GO CHECK OUT
THE PATIENT'S HOUSE.

326
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,200
INTERESTING.

327
00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,400
<i>WE'RE WASTING TIME
GOING TO THE HOME.</i>

328
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,700
KEARNS-SAYRE SYNDROME
FITS THE SYMPTOMS.

329
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,100
NO FAMILY HISTORY
OF KEARNS.

330
00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:22,900
GO TO THEIR HOUSE-

331
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,500
<i>SHE WOULD HAVE TOLD US
IF THERE WERE ANY OTHER DRUGS.</i>

332
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,200
YOU MET HER.

333
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,100
SHE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
MORE CANDID.

334
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,000
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
GO TO THEIR HOUSE-

335
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,800
MS OR VASCULAR PROBLEM
FITS BETTER.

336
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,500
THEY COULD AFFECT HANDS
AND EYES.

337
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,800
FINE, DO AN MRI,
CHECK FOR MS.

338
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,500
AND A FLUORESCEIN ANGIOGRAM
OF HER EYES

339
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,600
TO SEE IF WE MISSED
A BLEED SOMEWHERE.

340
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,600
OH, AND WHOEVER GOES
TO THEIR HOUSE,

341
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,200
GET ME THEIR COMPUTERS.

342
00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,400
YOU TALK TO YOUR KID
ABOUT SEX

343
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:44,900
<i>SO SHE'LL THINK</i>

344
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,600
YOU'RE BEING OPEN
ABOUT EVERYTHING.

345
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,000
KEEPS HER FROM ASKING QUESTIONS
ABOUT THE THINGS

346
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,200
<i>YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT.</i>

347
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:49,900
THAT'S RIGHT.

348
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,300
HER HONESTY PROVES
JUST HOW DISHONEST SHE IS.

349
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,800
YES!
EXACTLY WHO I WANTED.

350
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,300
THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.

351
00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:04,200
THE DYE MAY STING
WHEN IT ENTERS YOUR BLOODSTREAM.

352
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,200
ARE YOU SCARED, MOM?

353
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,800
YEAH. ARE YOU?

354
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,100
YEAH.

355
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:11,500
ARE THEY?

356
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,200
THEY DON'T LOOK SCARED.

357
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,100
EITHER THEY'RE CONFIDENT
OR THEY JUST DON'T CARE.

358
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,900
WE'RE CONFIDENT.

359
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,100
OKAY IF I SHIFT YOU A BIT?

360
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,600
GET YOU INTO POSITION.

361
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,500
YOUR BOSS IS WEIRD.

362
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,500
YEAH, HE IS.

363
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,300
<i>HE THOUGHT HE'D
GET INFORMATION</i>

364
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:38,000
YOU MAY NOT HAVE BEEN TELLING US BY
- BEING A JERK?

365
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,400
YOU'D BE SURPRISED
HOW OFTEN IT WORKS.

366
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,000
CHOROIDAL FLUSH LOOKS GOOD.

367
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,800
WHY WOULD PEOPLE LIE
TO A DOCTOR?

368
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,400
DOZENS OF REASONS TO LIE,

369
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,000
<i>ONLY ONE REASON
TO TELL THE TRUTH.</i>

370
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,400
<i>YOU'RE NEVER EVEN TEMPTED?</i>

371
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:54,500
I MEAN, LIES DO SOMETIMES
SMOOTH THINGS OUT,

372
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,000
MAKE LIFE EASIER.

373
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,300
YEAH?
YOUR LIFE EASY?

374
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,500
NOT EVEN CLOSE.

375
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,300
THE DYE HAS REACHED
THE RETINAL CAPILLARY BED.

376
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,700
NO LEAKAGE.

377
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,600
THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?

378
00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,000
IT MEANS IT'S NOT
A VASCULAR PROBLEM.

379
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,200
<i>WHAT?</i>

380
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,100
A VASCULAR PROBLEM
WE COULD FIX.

381
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,600
THEY LOOK WORRIED NOW, MOM.

382
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,000
WHAT'S WITH
THE SECRET SANTA?

383
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,200
YOU TRYING
TO BRING THEM TOGETHER?

384
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,800
I WANT TO DRIVE THEM
APART.

385
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,700
WITH GIFT GIVING?

386
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,700
CONFLICT'S BUILT
RIGHT INTO THE NAME.

387
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,900
SANTA'S ABOUT SHARING.
A SECRET'S ABOUT WITHHOLDING.

388
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,400
ASIDE FROM THE TROJAN HORSE,
GIFTS DON'T USUALLY-

389
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,500
WHAT'D YOU GET YOUR WIFE

390
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,900
FOR YOUR FINAL
ANNIVERSARY?

391
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,200
UH... A SWEATER.

392
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,100
SHE HATED IT.
SHE LOVED IT.

393
00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,200
THEN YOU DIDN'T BUY IT.

394
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:49,900
I GAVE HER SOME CASH...

395
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:50,900
<i>AND...</i>

396
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,000
GIFTS ALLOW US
TO DEMONSTRATE

397
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
EXACTLY HOW LITTLE WE KNOW
ABOUT A PERSON.

398
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,500
AND NOTHING PISSES OFF
A PERSON MORE

399
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,400
THAN BEING SHOVED
IN THE WRONG PIGEONHOLE.

400
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,400
YES.

401
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,500
I'M THINKING OF SPENDING
A FEW EXTRA BUCKS

402
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,500
ON MY SECRET SANTA.

403
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,500
BAD IDEA.

404
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,200
YOU MIND IF I TELL HOUSE
YOU ASKED THEM FOR THE KEY

405
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,200
INSTEAD OF BREAKING IN?

406
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,900
YES, I DO.
JUST ANOTHER FIVE BUCKS.

407
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:11,700
FIVE WILL BE TEN.

408
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,500
THE KEY'S PROOF SHE DOESN'T
HAVE ANYTHING TO HIDE.

409
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,900
THE KEY IS PROOF
I DIDN'T DO EXACTLY

410
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,900
WHAT HOUSE TOLD ME
TO DO.

411
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,300
AND WHAT DO YOU CARE
IF IT'S ANOTHER $15?

412
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,300
I'M GONNA TELL HIM.

413
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,600
WHO ARE YOU SO ANXIOUS
TO PLEASE?

414
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,800
NOT YOU.

415
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,600
YOU REALLY THINK
YOU'RE GOING TO PROVE

416
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,000
PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE
OF HONESTY

417
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
USING A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER
YOU'VE KNOWN FOR ONE DAY?

418
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,900
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S
BASED HIS ENTIRE WORLD VIEW

419
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,900
ON THE PROPOSITION.

420
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,200
IF I'M WRONG, SO WHAT?

421
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,000
IF HE'S WRONG...

422
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,200
SO YOU'VE GOT
HUNTINGTON'S?

423
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,600
NOPE.
BUT HOUSE SAID THAT YOU-

424
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,600
IF I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT,
WHY DIDN'T I BRING IT UP?

425
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:43,900
<i>FLUORESCEIN ANGIOGRAM
WAS CLEAR.</i>

426
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,200
<i>NO LEAKS, NO LESIONS.</i>

427
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,100
<i>DEFINITELY NOT
A VASCULAR PROBLEM.</i>

428
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,700
SOMEONE GET THEIR BIRTHDAYS
OUT OF THE FILE.

429
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:52,800
HAVE YOU TRIED
LEAVING IT BLANK?

430
00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:57,400
TOUGH TO GET INTO THE HEAD
OF SOMEONE

431
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,000
WHO ACTUALLY
TRUSTS PEOPLE, HUH?

432
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,000
<i>FOUND BOTH COMPUTERS
IN AN OFFICE</i>

433
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,800
ON A DESK THEY SHARE.

434
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,500
<i>NO SIGN OF MACULAR DEGENERATION
OR OPTIC NEURITIS.</i>

435
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,800
HER EYES ARE
COMPLETELY NORMAL.

436
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,400
EXCEPT SHE CAN'T SEE
OUT OF THEM.

437
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:10,800
SO SHE SAYS.

438
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,200
FIND ANYTHING
ON THE MRI?

439
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,900
NO SIGN OF PLAQUES.
IT'S NOT MS.

440
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,500
WE HAVEN'T FOUND
ANYTHING ABNORMAL

441
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,200
ON ANY TEST.

442
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,000
EXCEPT SHE CAN'T SEE
OR MOVE HER HANDS.

443
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000
SO SHE SAYS.

444
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,600
YOU CAN'T LIE ABOUT
FLACCID PARALYSIS.

445
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,100
MAYBE SHE'S NOT LYING.

446
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,600
<i>HER BRAIN IS.</i>

447
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,400
WHAT IF IT'S
A CONVERSION DISORDER?

448
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,900
LACKS PERSONAL BOUNDARIES...

449
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,500
PROMISCUOUS...

450
00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,200
INAPPROPRIATE OBSESSION
WITH TRUTH TELLING.

451
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,700
CERTAINLY SOUNDS
LIKE A PSYCH CASE.

452
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,300
COOL, I'LL SET UP
A PSYCH CONSULT,

453
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,800
START HER
ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.

454
00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:43,700
NO.

455
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,400
HER MIND IS TRICKING
HER BODY.

456
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,000
WE NEED TO TRICK
HER MIND.

457
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:53,600
OR EVEN BETTER.

458
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,400
YOU DON'T NEED HER.

459
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,100
I KNOW.

460
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,900
THEN THIS SERVES
NO MEDICAL PURPOSE.

461
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,600
YOU HAVE A GENETIC DEFECT,
CHOOSE TO IGNORE IT.

462
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,600
THIS WOMAN HAS
A GENETIC DEFECT.

463
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,100
SHE CHOOSES
TO BUTCHER HERSELF

464
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,000
TO BE SAFE.

465
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,000
YET WHAT YOU CLAIM
TO BE FASCINATED BY

466
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,100
IS HER HONESTY.

467
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,500
INTERESTING.

468
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,600
YOU CLAIM TO WANT
THE TRUTH...

469
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,000
AND THEN YOU SCREW
WITH PEOPLE

470
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,400
WHO ACTUALLY LIVE BY IT.

471
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,300
PATHETIC.

472
00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:20,600
HEY, I GAVE YOU CREDIT
FOR "INTERESTING."

473
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,700
YOU'RE PROTECTING HER
BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS

474
00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,100
SHE DID
WHAT YOU COULDN'T.

475
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,300
I NEED YOU.

476
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,600
I'M NOT LYING TO HER.

477
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,100
FINE, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
I STILL NEED YOU.

478
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:35,300
<i>IF IT DOESN'T WORK,
YOU GOTTA HOLD THE KID DOWN</i>

479
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,700
UNTIL SOMEONE ELSE FINISHES
LYING TO MOM.

480
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,400
THAT DOES ACTUALLY SERVE
A MEDICAL PURPOSE.

481
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,200
JANE.

482
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,200
I HAVE TO LIE
BECAUSE SHE TRUSTS ME?

483
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,300
IF YOU SHOW DOUBT,

484
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,600
THE PLACEBO TREATMENT
WON'T WORK.

485
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:57,500
IF IT'S JUST DEPRESSION,
THAT'S GOOD NEWS, RIGHT?

486
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,200
THERE ARE A LOT
OF GREAT MEDICATIONS.

487
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,900
THEN WHY CAN'T WE JUST
GIVE HER THOSE?

488
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,400
<i>WHY DO WE HAVE TO LIE
TO HER?</i>

489
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,800
BECAUSE WE MIGHT BE WRONG.

490
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,200
AND THOSE MEDICATIONS TAKE
A LONG TIME TO WORK,

491
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,000
AND SINCE YOU'RE MOM'S CONDITION
IS DECLINING...

492
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,700
THERE'S A CHANCE THE DRUGS
WON'T TELL US ANYTHING

493
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,800
UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE.

494
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,000
MY MOM'S NOT DEPRESSED.

495
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,600
MAYBE SHE'S HIDING IT FROM YOU. NO.

496
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,200
SHE WOULDN'T-

497
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,700
SHE'S DOING
WHAT EVERY GOOD MOM DOES:

498
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,800
PROTECTING HER CHILD
FROM BAD NEWS

499
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,800
THAT SHE CAN'T
DO ANYTHING ABOUT.

500
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,400
MY MOM'S NEVER LIED TO ME.

501
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,800
IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIE,

502
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,000
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL
WHEN YOU'RE BEING LIED TO.

503
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,300
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

504
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,100
I KNOW-
I WAS LYING.

505
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,500
I KNOW HOW TO LIE.

506
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,200
I JUST WON'T DO IT
TO MY MOTHER.

507
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,400
YOU LIKE FOOSBALL?

508
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,900
UNTIL THE TREATMENT
OF YOUR INFECTIOUS PARAPARESIS

509
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:57,900
TAKES EFFECT,

510
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,500
JANE CAN'T COME BACK
INTO THE ROOM.

511
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,900
I'VE ALREADY BEEN
INOCULATED.

512
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,200
CAN SHE HAVE IT ALREADY?

513
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,300
DON'T WORRY,

514
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,900
IT'S A VERY EFFECTIVE
TREATMENT.

515
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,500
YOU SHOULD BE FEELING BETTER
IN A MATTER OF MINUTES.

516
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,700
DON'T YOU THINK JANE DESERVES
A FEW SECRETS?

517
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
SOME PERSONAL SPACE-

518
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
ROOM TO, UH...
MAKE HER OWN MISTAKES?

519
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,900
SHE MAKES PLENTY
OF MISTAKES.

520
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,600
ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I'M THERE
TO HELP HER THROUGH THEM.

521
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,600
BUT SHE'S GOTTA KNOW YOU'RE
LOOKING OVER HER SHOULDER.

522
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,400
IT'S GOTTA STIFLE-

523
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,800
I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE
A BETTER PLACE

524
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,100
IF EVERYBODY ALWAYS ACTED
LIKE THEIR MOM WAS

525
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,300
LOOKING OVER THEIR SHOULDER.

526
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,100
I WANT TO GO SEE MY MOM.

527
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,100
SHE'S SLEEPING.

528
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,700
WHY DON'T WE JUST DOUBLE
THE AMOUNT WE CAN SPEND?

529
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,500
NOPE.
CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER $25?

530
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,800
IF WE ALLOW PEOPLE $50,
PEOPLE WILL SPEND $60.

531
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,600
OH, SO YOU CAN'T AFFORD
ANOTHER $35.

532
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,900
YOU MUST REALLY LIKE
WHO YOU GOT.

533
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,100
OR REALLY DISLIKE.

534
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,400
MY MOM ALWAYS GIVES
THE BEST PRESENTS

535
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,200
TO THE TEACHERS
I GET ALONG WITH THE WORST.

536
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,800
NO.
NO.

537
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:11,800
HOW DO YOU KNOW "NO"?

538
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,600
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T
GET HOUSE.

539
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,000
I KNOW HE DIDN'T GET HOUSE.

540
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,800
<i>YOU GAVE THEMALL YOUR NAME?</i>

541
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,800
MM-HMM.

542
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,800
FIGURED I COULD SOW
SOME DISSENTION

543
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,500
<i>AND GET A FEW TIES
AND SWEATERS.</i>

544
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,500
WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THEY FIND OUT?

545
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,400
<i>IT'S SECRET SANTA.</i>

546
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,400
AND WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THEY FIND OUT?

547
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,200
THEY'LL ARGUE ABOUT WHAT TO DO
WITH THAT INFORMATION.

548
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,800
THE TIES ARE LESS IMPORTANT
THAN THE DISSENTION.

549
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,200
WE STILL HAVE TO
BUY HIM SOMETHING.

550
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,200
NOT A CHANCE.

551
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,500
WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO DISCUSS THIS.

552
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,400
WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

553
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,300
HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT
HIS NAME IN THERE FIVE TIMES.

554
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:44,900
HE WANTS PRESENTS.

555
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,300
IT'S SAD.

556
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,500
IT'S PATHETIC.

557
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,400
I'M STILL BUYING HIM
A PRESENT.

558
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,800
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

559
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,600
FINE!

560
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,300
WHAT'S WRONG?

561
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,100
I THINK IT'S GETTING WORSE.

562
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,500
I CAN'T BREATHE.

563
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,600
I NEED A NURSE IN HERE!

564
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:18,900
THE LYMPH NODES ARE
CUTTING OFF HER AIRWAY.

565
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:19,900
WE'VE GOT TO INTUBATE!

566
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,900
THE SWOLLEN LYMPH NOWERE CUTTING

567
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:33,700
MAGGIE'S AIRWAY.

568
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,200
WE SHRUNK 'EM WITH ALCOHOL.
SHE'S BREATHING ON HER OWN NOW.

569
00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:38,200
THAT SUCKS.

570
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,700
4,300 SAVED EMAILS,

571
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,200
<i>AND NOT A SINGLE MENTION
OF "LESBIONIC," "SANCHEZ,"</i>

572
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,200
OR "MAN-GINA."

573
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:45,900
<i>SWOLLEN LYMPH NODES MEANS</i>

574
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,300
IT WASN'T PSYCHOLOGICAL.

575
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:49,000
WHO'S THAT FROM?

576
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,100
SANTA, OBVIOUSLY.

577
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:52,600
'CAUSE YOU KNOW
I WORSHIP HIM.

578
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,200
NO, WAIT, I MEAN SATAN.

579
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,000
I ALWAYS GET 'EM CONFUSED.

580
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,700
WHAT IS AN ALPINE BUTTERFLY?

581
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,500
AND WHY IS SHE LEARNING
HOW TO DO ONE?

582
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,100
HOUSE, WE ALREADY HAVE
A FULL HISTORY.

583
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,100
YOU DON'T NEED TO WASTE TIME
- IT'S JUST A CLIMBING KNOT.

584
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,200
BUT WHAT DOES SHE USE IT FOR?
TRY BONDAGE.

585
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:08,800
I DID ONCE.

586
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,500
SHE JUST TIED ME DOWN AND WHINED
ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS

587
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:12,600
TO BE DEAN OF MEDICINE.

588
00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,200
GYMS AREN'T EXACTLY
PRISTINE.

589
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,600
COULD BE A FUNGAL INFECTION.
SERIOUSLY, WHO'S IT FROM?

590
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,100
NO FEVER,
NO ELEVATED WHITE COUNT.

591
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,400
AH! THAT'S FUNNY.

592
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,400
HER FRIEND SENT HER
A GARFIELD CARTOON.

593
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,800
THAT CAT SURE DOES
LOVE LASAGNA.

594
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:25,600
HOUSE!

595
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,900
STOP OBSESSING.

596
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,800
IF IT WEREN'T
FOR MY OBSESSIONS,

597
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,500
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
THAT SHE HAS SARCOIDOSIS.

598
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,200
18 MONTHS AGO SHE SOLD
HER STAIRMASTER.

599
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,700
<i>IT WAS ONLY TWO MONTHS OLD.</i>

600
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,100
NOW, EITHERSHE NEEDED THE CASH,
OR CLIMBING STAIRS

601
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,100
WAS GETTING MORE DIFFICULT.

602
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:45,200
12 MONTHS AGO,
SHE CANCELED A HIKING TRIP.

603
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,100
<i>NOW, EITHER SHE JUST WANTED
TO SIT HOME AND WATCH TV,</i>

604
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,800
<i>OR WALKING WAS GETTING
MORE DIFFICULT.</i>

605
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:52,600
SHE'S BEEN SUFFERING JOINT PAIN
FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS.

606
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:56,000
PULL MY RIBBON,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

607
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,900
A.C.E. LEVELS ARE TOO LOW
FOR SARCOIDOSIS.

608
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,800
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

609
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,400
COULD JUST BE AN INACTIVE PHASE.

610
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,200
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET.

611
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,500
I REMEMBERED I'M NOT A SATANIST,
I'M A DRUID.

612
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,100
NO LUNG INVOLVEMENT.
YET.

613
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,200
WE'LL NEED A BRONCHOALVEOLAR
LAVAGE TO CONFIRM IT.

614
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,200
THAT'S A SHAME-

615
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,000
I WAS GONNA SURPRISE HER
WITH ONE FOR CHRISTMAS.

616
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,400
WOW!

617
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,700
NOW, EITHER THAT COST MORE
THAN 25 BUCKS

618
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,200
OR I'M SERIOUSLY
STARTING TO DOUBT

619
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,900
STEVE JOBS' BUSINESS STRATEGIES.

620
00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:26,700
BUT THANKS!

621
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,800
<i>LAST ROUND OF SALINE, MAGGIE.</i>

622
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,200
<i>ONE MORE BIG BREATH.</i>

623
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,700
WE'VE GOTTA GET THE LIQUID
TO GO ALL THE WAY

624
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,100
INTO YOUR LUNGS, OKAY?

625
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:37,600
HERE WE GO.

626
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,300
THE GIFT COULD BE
FROM A PATIENT.

627
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:43,900
WHO SENT IT
TO THE WRONG DOCTOR?

628
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,000
HOUSE OBVIOUSLY
GAVE THE PRESENT TO HIMSELF.

629
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,700
THEY'RE ARGUING RIGHT NOW.

630
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,700
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS
ALL MORNING.

631
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:57,100
DID YOU LOOK IN THE BOX
ON MY DESK?

632
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,800
<i>OH, BY THE WAY,
YOUR MOM CALLED.</i>

633
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,000
YOUR DAD'S DEAD.

634
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,300
YOU LEFT THE PRESENT SITTING
ON YOUR DESK?

635
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:04,300
IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
AS EFFECTIVE

636
00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,700
SITTING IN A CLOSET
IN MY HOME.

637
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,100
THEY'RE GONNA KNOW
IT'S FROM YOU.

638
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,700
<i>NO, THEY'RE GONNA GUESS
THAT IT WAS FROM ME.</i>

639
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,700
MIGHT EVEN BE 90% SURE
THAT IT WAS FROM ME,

640
00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:13,200
BUT ALL THAT MEANS IS
THEY'RE 10% SURE

641
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,200
THAT ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS
IS SCREWING THEM OVER.

642
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,000
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
CHANNELING YOUR POWERS

643
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,500
TO, I DON'T KNOW,
BRING PEACE TO THE MID-EAST?

644
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,900
I COULDN'T DO THAT.

645
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,400
BUT IF THEY EVER GOT IT,
YOU COULD SCREW IT UP?

646
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,700
YEAH, THAT'S MORE WHERE
MY POWERS LIE.

647
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,600
GIFT COULD BE FROM WILSON.
IT'S HOUSE.

648
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,100
WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH HIM SPECULATING?

649
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,600
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HOUSE
WANTS US TO DO.

650
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:36,800
LUNGS ARE PRISTINE.

651
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,300
NO INFILTRATES
OR ALVEOLAR HEMORRHAGE.

652
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,600
MAGGIE, I'M GONNA REMOVE
THE SCOPE.

653
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,100
I NEED YOU TO COUGH
FOR ME, OKAY?

654
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:43,700
A LITTLE HARDER.

655
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:46,500
GREAT.

656
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,700
MAGGIE, OPEN YOUR EYES.

657
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,900
WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING?

658
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,700
WHAT'S WRONG?

659
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,500
MAGGIE TESTED NEGATIVE
FOR SARCOIDOSIS.

660
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,000
BUT SHE'S BLEEDING
INTO HER EYES NOW.

661
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,500
HAVE HER PLATELETS DROPPED?

662
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,300
PLUMMETED. NEW LABS SHOW
THEY'RE UNDER 40.

663
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,500
SHE'LL BLEED OUT
OF EVERY ORIFICE

664
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,400
IF WE DON'T FIND THE CAUSE.

665
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,500
COULD BE SPLENIC SEQUESTRATION,
TUBERCULOSIS...

666
00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:19,000
GAUCHER DISEASE, TTP-

667
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,100
HEMOLYTIC UREMIC SYNDROME,
SEPSIS-

668
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,600
LISTING ALL THE POSSIBLE CAUSES
IS ONLY IMPRESSIVE

669
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,300
IF YOU CAN DO IT
REVERSE-ALPHABETICALLY.

670
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,000
<i>WE NEED TO KNOW WHY
HER PLATELET MACHINE IS BROKEN.</i>

671
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,900
GO TO THE FACTORY.
DO A BONE MARROW ASPIRATION.

672
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,400
I'M YOUR SECRET SANTA.

673
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,400
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL.

674
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,000
BUT YOU GOT A PRESENT
ALREADY.

675
00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:50,100
WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE
MORE THAN ONE SECRET SANTA.

676
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:53,100
OR SOMEBODY ELSE WANTS
TO MAKE ME HAPPY.

677
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,100
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

678
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,400
ON ONE HAND,
YOU SHOULD BE IN BED.

679
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,400
AND ON THE OTHER HAND,
I TOLD YOU TO REST.

680
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,000
SO I SEE YOUR DILEMMA.

681
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,200
I DON'T THINK RESTING IS
THE PROBLEM.

682
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,300
CAN STREP CAUSE THIS?

683
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:30,200
CLAP ON...

684
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,200
TRUST ME,
FIRST PLACE I WENT.

685
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,800
NO RASH ON MY LABIA.

686
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,100
DO YOU NEED TO TAKE
A LOOK?

687
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,400
I'M SAVING MY MONEY
FOR A RED RYDER BB GUN.

688
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,600
DARKER SHADE OF LIPSTICK?

689
00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:46,500
I'M NOT WEARING ANY.

690
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,700
YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER
WHAT YOU DO?

691
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,200
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M CURIOUS.

692
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,900
I DON'T NEED TO BREAK HER HEART
JUST SO I CAN FEEL RIGHTEOUS.

693
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:08,600
DO YOU DO A DONKEY SHOW?

694
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,800
I'M NOT CURIOUS.
IT MATTERS.

695
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,100
IT'S A DONKEY OR A MULE.

696
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,300
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER.

697
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,600
WOW...

698
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,500
THAT IS A CREEPY SMILE.

699
00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,200
I BET THE DONKEY'S IS
EVEN CREEPIER.

700
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:29,100
DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN?

701
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:31,200
NOPE.
THAT'S MY JOB.

702
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,000
CONTAGIOUS ECTHYMA.

703
00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:36,300
ANY CONTACT CAN CAUSE RASHES,
FLU SYMPTOMS,

704
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,200
SORE THROAT.

705
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,900
HAS THERE BEEN... CONTACT?

706
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,300
OKAY, ANTIBIOTIC CREAM
FOR YOU,

707
00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:47,800
AND A LOVE GLOVE
FOR FRANCIS.

708
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,500
YOU'LL BOTH BE FINE.

709
00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,100
YOU SHOULD COME SEE THE SHOW.

710
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,400
I THINK YOU'D LIKE IT.

711
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,400
SORRY, I HATE WESTERNS.

712
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,000
<i>SO THEY REALLY NEVER LIE?</i>

713
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,200
DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT.

714
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,200
ADMIRABLE.

715
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,500
YOU TELL CAMERON
EVERYTHING?

716
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,700
HA! NO.

717
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,900
<i>YOU THINK SHE KEEPS SECRETS?</i>

718
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,200
IF I KNEW,
THEY WOULDN'T BE SECRETS.

719
00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:25,700
I HOPE SHE DOES.

720
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,700
PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT
TO A LITTLE PRIVACY,

721
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,000
EVEN FROM THE PEOPLE
THEY LOVE.

722
00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,600
YOU BUY HOUSE A PRESENT?

723
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,300
WHY WOULD I?

724
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,300
TO SCREW WITH ME.

725
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,500
THEN I'M GONNA SAY YES.

726
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,600
WAIT, WAIT, STOP, STOP.
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

727
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:46,700
THE BONE IS SMOKING.

728
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,600
HER BONES ARE HARDER
THAN THE DRILL?

729
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,600
WE RAN A FULL-BODY
BONE SCAN

730
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,400
TO FIND THE CAUSE
OF HARDENING IN THE HIP.

731
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:00,500
NO HOT SPOTS
ANYWHERE.

732
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,100
TRACER COULD HAVE BEEN
INACTIVE.

733
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,700
SO I SCREWED UP THE TEST?

734
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,500
THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS
THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.

735
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,300
MAYBE IT WAS INACTIVE.
MAYBE IT DIDN'T FULLY CIRCULATE.

736
00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:08,600
IT CIRCULATED.
THE CAMERA PICKED UP-

737
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,700
HEY, HEY-
IT'S CHRISTMAS.

738
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,200
WHY ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING?

739
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,800
WHY DO YOU THINK
THERE ARE NO HOT SPOTS?

740
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,000
<i>I DID NOT SCREW UP.</i>

741
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,100
THE DENSITY'S CONSISTENT.

742
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,000
IT JUST MEANS THE DENSITY
WAS CONSISTENT.

743
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:21,100
IT DOESN'T MEAN
IT WAS COLD.

744
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:24,500
IT'S POSSIBLE ALL SHE HAS
ARE HOT SPOTS.

745
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,500
IT'S CONSISTENT

746
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,600
BECAUSE HER ENTIRE SKELETON
IS TURNING TO STONE.

747
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,300
GOOD FOR AN ASPIRING SUPERHERO.

748
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,500
FATAL FOR A HUMAN HOPING
TO MAKE IT TO KWANZAA.

749
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,600
IT'S GOTTA BE FROM A CARBONIC
ANHYDRASE TYPE-II DEFICIENCY.

750
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,400
IT HAS FREE WILL-
IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING

751
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,000
IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE.

752
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,600
I MEANT,
IF IT'S NOT CA-2...

753
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,300
WELL, NONE OF THE OTHER CAUSES
OF OSTEOPETROSIS ARE TREATABLE.

754
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:52,300
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S GOTTA BE.

755
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,700
<i>WE'LL RUN HER BLOOD</i>

756
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:55,400
<i>AND HOPE THAT
YOUR SUNNY OPTIMISM</i>

757
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,400
ISN'T MISPLACED.

758
00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:06,600
THEY ACCUSED KUTNER
OF SCREWING UP A TEST

759
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,900
BECAUSE THEY HATE HIM.

760
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,900
YOU'RE SURPRISED?

761
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,000
THAT'S THE SORT OF CRAP
THAT HAPPENS

762
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,400
WHEN YOU MESS
WITH PEOPLE'S HEADS.

763
00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:13,700
ONE DAY HE WILL
SCREW UP A TEST.

764
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,600
IF THEY DON'T ACCUSE HIM
OF THAT BECAUSE THEY LIKE HIM,

765
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,700
SOMEONE COULD DIE.

766
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,100
WHERE ARE WE GOING?

767
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:22,600
NOWHERE, I JUST KNOW
IT HURTS YOU.

768
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,400
<i>CA-2 DEFICIENCY'S
A GENETIC DISORDER</i>

769
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,200
<i>THAT SCRAMBLES PROTEINS.</i>

770
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:31,800
IF THE BLOOD TEST
IS POSITIVE,

771
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,200
YOU'LL NEED
A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT.

772
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,800
TRANSPLANT SOUNDS LIKE
A EUPHEMISM FOR SLIM ODDS.

773
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,100
UH, SLIM BUT NOT NONE.

774
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,200
WE'RE GONNA NEED TO TEST JANE
FOR A MATCH.

775
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,400
DON'T YOU HAVE DONOR BANKS?

776
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,700
JANE IS YOUR BEST BET.

777
00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,000
THE PROCEDURE'S
PERFECTLY SAFE.

778
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,700
<i>THERE'S NO RISK.
NO RISK!</i>

779
00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:52,400
ANY SURGERY HAS-

780
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,800
THEN DON'T TELL ME
THERE'S NO RISK.

781
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,100
YOU GONNA TELL ME
THERE'S NO PAIN EITHER?

782
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,100
THE TESTING WILL HURT
A LITTLE-

783
00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,200
I'LL BE FINE.

784
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,500
IF SHE DOESN'T DO THIS
AND YOU DON'T MAKE IT,

785
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,600
SHE'S GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF HER LIFE

786
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,700
BLAMING HERSELF.

787
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:16,200
MOM... PLEASE.

788
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,100
FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

789
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,900
LET SOMEONE ELSE
TAKE THE RISK.

790
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,900
DONOR BANK TURNED UP
A 49-YEAR-OLD MAN IN CLEVELAND

791
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:39,900
<i>WHO'S A FIVE OUT OF SIX
HLA MATCH.</i>

792
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,400
FIRST FLIGHT OUT OF CLEVELAND
LEAVES AT-

793
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,400
WHY IS A 49-YEAR-OLD
CLEVELAND MAN

794
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,800
A CLOSER MATCH
THAN HER DAUGHTER?

795
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,000
HE MAY NOT BE.
MAGGIE DIDN'T LET US TEST HER.

796
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,200
WHY NOT?

797
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:48,900
PAIN,

798
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:50,300
<i>DANGER, RISK OF-</i>

799
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,700
THE ONLY REASON TO GIVE
MULTIPLE REASONS

800
00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:54,600
IS YOUR SEARCHING FOR
WHAT THE PERSON WANTS TO HEAR.

801
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
<i>HOUSE.</i>

802
00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,600
YOU WERE WRONG
ABOUT SAINTED MOMMY.

803
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,500
DON'T CARE.
YOU CAN FORGET THE DONOR BANK.

804
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,000
THERE'S NO CA-2 DEFICIENCY.

805
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,200
BEST WE CAN DO IS
MAKE HER COMFORTABLE.

806
00:32:19,100 --> 00:32:20,600
IS THAT FROM TAUB?

807
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,100
YES.

808
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,900
YES, IT IS.

809
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,100
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

810
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,000
WHO'S GONNA TELL THE PATIENT
SHE'S DYING?

811
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,400
I WILL.

812
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,400
AND NOBODY LEAVES HERE UNTIL
WE FIND OUT WHAT KILLED HER.

813
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,100
WHATEVER SHE HAS IS FATAL.

814
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,200
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
IF IT'S DISEASE NUMBER 58

815
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,200
OR 907.

816
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,500
YOU GUYS MAD AT ME?

817
00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,100
NOPE.
YOU HAD NO CHOICE.

818
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,200
OF COURSE I HAD A CHOICE.

819
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,900
<i>YOU HAD NO CHOICE
ONCE I MADE MY CHOICE.</i>

820
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:04,900
AND NOW I'M CHOOSING
NOT TO BE MAD AT YOU.

821
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:07,600
WHY?
'CAUSE IT'LL DRIVE HOUSE NUTS.

822
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,700
YOU THINK THAT'LL
MAKE YOUR LIVES BETTER OR WORSE?

823
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:18,300
I TOLD MY MOM
I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE THINKS.

824
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,000
I WANT YOU TO TEST MY MARROW.

825
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,800
I CAN'T BE DYING.

826
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:28,700
SURE, YOU CAN.

827
00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:29,700
YOU'RE WRONG.

828
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:31,900
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I HAVE.

829
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,900
WHAT YOU HAVE IS
ONE LAST CHRISTMAS

830
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:35,800
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.

831
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:38,500
ONE LAST CHANCE
TO GIVE HER A PRESENT-

832
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,500
THE TRUTH.

833
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,100
<i>IT'S INEXPENSIVE.</i>

834
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,300
HIGHLY VALUED.

835
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,400
NEVER HAVE TO STAND IN LINE
TO RETURN IT

836
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,500
THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS.

837
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,000
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

838
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,800
A MOTHER
WHO'S GOING TO DIE

839
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,400
DOESN'T REFUSE A DONOR TEST
BECAUSE IT MIGHT HURT.

840
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,100
SHE REFUSES WHEN SHE KNOWS
IT WON'T MATCH.

841
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,600
WHICH TENDS TO HAPPEN
WHEN MOTHER AND DAUGHTER

842
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,400
AREN'T MOTHER AND DAUGHTER.

843
00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:11,800
I CAN DO DNA TESTS

844
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,500
IF YOU'D RATHER
KEEP LYING TO ME.

845
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,200
I NEVER WANTED KIDS.

846
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,700
I LOVE THEM,
BUT WITH MY GENES-

847
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:28,400
I KNEW THIS WOMAN.

848
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,400
A DRUG ADDICT.

849
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:34,100
SHE GOT PREGNANT,

850
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,000
DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE
AN ABORTION.

851
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,000
BUT SHE ALSO DIDN'T WANT
HER DAUGHTER TO EVER KNOW

852
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,800
WHO HER REAL MOTHER WAS.

853
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,500
WHAT SHE WAS.

854
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,900
I PROMISED NEVER TO TELL.

855
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,900
THEN A PROMISE TO AN ADDICT
IS WORTH MORE

856
00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:56,500
THAN A PROMISE
TO YOUR DAUGHTER?

857
00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,900
IT'D BE CRUEL TO TELL HER.

858
00:34:58,300 --> 00:34:59,200
RIGHT.

859
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,700
SHE LIVES A LIE,

860
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,400
YOU GET TO DIE A HYPOCRITE.

861
00:35:06,900 --> 00:35:10,300
MOM, THE DOCTORS TOLD ME
WHAT'S HAPPENING.

862
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,200
<i>IT'S GONNA BE OKAY,
SWEETHEART.</i>

863
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,000
I PROMISE YOU.

864
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,900
DOCTORS CAN BE WRONG.

865
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,700
THERE'S STILL A CHANCE
I CAN BEAT-

866
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,600
DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?

867
00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:28,000
I DO.

868
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,400
NO, MOM, YOU'RE DYING.

869
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:34,900
NOBODY CAN HELP YOU.

870
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,100
IT'S NOT GOING TO BE OKAY.

871
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,900
THAT WAS COLD.

872
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,100
YEAH.

873
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,700
WHAT'D YOU GET
FOR CHRISTMAS?

874
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,200
I GOT A WATCH,
A VINTAGE LP,

875
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:34,300
AND A SECOND-EDITION
CONAN DOYLE.

876
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,900
AND IF THAT WASN'T
BAD ENOUGH,

877
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,300
MY PATIENT'S DYING.

878
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,600
OH, CHRISTMAS DEATHS
IN A HOSPITAL-

879
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,200
THERE'S NOTHING
MORE DEPRESSING.

880
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,200
NO ONE EVER WANTS TO GO
IN THE PATIENT'S ROOM.

881
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:45,500
EVEN THE CANDY STRIPERS
LEAVE THEM ALONE.

882
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:49,500
BUT I SAW SOMETHING AMAZING.

883
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,300
PURE TRUTH.

884
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,500
SHE TOLD HER MOTHER
THAT SHE WAS DYING.

885
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,900
STRIPPED HER
OF ALL HOPE.

886
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,100
THAT SOUNDS...
HORRIBLE.

887
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,500
IT WAS LIKE WATCHING SOME
BIZARRE ASTRONOMICAL EVENT

888
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,100
THAT YOU KNOW YOU'RE
NEVER GONNA SEE AGAIN.

889
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:08,600
YOU TELL PEOPLE THE COLD,
HARD TRUTH ALL THE TIME.

890
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,600
YOU GET OFF ON IT.

891
00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:11,500
'CAUSE I DON'T CARE.

892
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:12,800
SHE CARED.

893
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,000
SHE DID IT ANYWAY.

894
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,600
SHE DID IT
BECAUSE SHE CARED.

895
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:23,400
THE ANGELS OF CHRISTMAS
HAVE FINALLY GIVEN HOUSE

896
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,000
A PRESENT HE CAN APPRECIATE.

897
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
WELL, DON'T RUIN IT.

898
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,100
DON'T PIN THIS ON CHRIST.

899
00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,700
♪♪♪♪

900
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:29,400
ENT HAD TO DIE-

901
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,000
WOULD YOU TAKE OFF
THAT HAT.

902
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:33,300
IT'S CHRISTMAS.
IT'S A REINDEER.

903
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,900
IT'S A MOOSE ON A JEW.

904
00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:36,500
WHO CARES?

905
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,000
THINGS HAVE THEIR PLACE.

906
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,900
YOU WOULDN'T HANG DREIDELS
FROM A CHRISTMAS TREE.

907
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:45,800
YOU COULD.

908
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,600
THINGS DON'T CARE.

909
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:55,300
NO, THEY DON'T.

910
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,900
HAPPY SOLSTICE, HOUSE.

911
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,900
<i>* GOD REST YE MERRY,
GENTLEMEN *</i>

912
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,400
<i>* LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY *</i>

913
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:10,700
<i>* REMEMBER CHRIST OUR SAVIOR *</i>

914
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,700
♪ WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS DAY ♪

915
00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:15,700
♪ TO SAVE US ALL
FROM SATAN'S POWER ♪

916
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:18,000
♪ WHEN WE WERE
GONE ASTRAY... ♪

917
00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,400
DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW
HOLIDAY SPIRIT?

918
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,400
BRING ME THE EGGNOG
OF GOOD CHEER.

919
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,200
HOUSE, IF YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT.

920
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,400
IF YOU DON'T, GIVE US A CHANCE
TO GET HOME BEFORE SANTA.

921
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,600
SCROOGE.

922
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,600
GIVE THE PATIENT
RISPERIDONE.

923
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:31,200
THAT'S AN ANTI-PSYCHOTIC.

924
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,000
SHE'S DYING.
SHE'S NOT CRAZY.

925
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,400
I AM GOING TO PERFORM
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.

926
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,200
♪ OH, TIDINGS ♪

927
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,000
<i>* OF COMFORT AND JOY *</i>

928
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,400
<i>* COMFORT AND JOY... * *</i>

929
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,200
YOU SAID ALL THE OTHER CAUSES
OF OSTEOPETROSIS ARE FATAL.

930
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,100
EXCEPT FOR THE ONE
WE DISCOUNTED EARLY.

931
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,700
BECAUSE IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.

932
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,200
WHEN A FETUS FORMS,
IT'S JUST A MASS OF CELLS.

933
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:56,100
<i>BREAST TISSUE COVERS AN
EXTENSIVE PORTION OF THE BODY.</i>

934
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,500
<i>AS THE FETUS DEVELOPS,
MOST OF THIS TISSUE RECEDES,</i>

935
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,200
REMAINING ONLY
IN THE FUN PLACES.

936
00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:05,000
BUT SOMETIMES
EXTRA BREAST TISSUE

937
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,600
<i>IS LEFT BEHIND IN PLACES
WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG.</i>

938
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,000
RISPERIDONE DOES
A LOT OF THINGS.

939
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:12,700
ONE IS IT MAKES
BREAST TISSUE SWELL,

940
00:39:12,700 --> 00:39:14,100
SO WE CAN FIND IT
MORE EASILY.

941
00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:16,500
YOU'RE TELLING ME
I COULD HAVE BREAST CANCER...

942
00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,400
SOMEWHERE NOT
IN MY BREASTS?

943
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,400
<i>THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.</i>

944
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,900
TAUB'S PARENTS HAVE
A WINTER CONDO IN FLORIDA,

945
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,600
BUT THEY'RE STILL
NEW YORKERS.

946
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,300
ACTUALLY, MY PARENTS-
DON'T CARE.

947
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:26,800
I TOLD A PARABLE.

948
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,400
NOW I'M GOING
TO RAISE THE DEAD.

949
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:33,600
GIVE ME THAT SYRINGE.

950
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,100
THAT'S GOTTA BE
A FAT DEPOSIT.

951
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,900
YES, I COULD BE WRONG.

952
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,200
<i>IF I AM, SHE'S DEAD.</i>

953
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,800
SO SHUT UP.

954
00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:47,300
WHAT'S THAT?

955
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,500
RISPERIDONE ALSO CAUSES
GALACTORRHEA.

956
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:53,100
WHAT'S THAT-

957
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,200
GALAC-GALACTIC?

958
00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:56,700
OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

959
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,500
RELAX, YOU'VE HAD IT BEFORE.

960
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,700
I AM NOT-

961
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,800
MILK? EWW!

962
00:40:09,900 --> 00:40:12,600
WE'LL CUT OUT YOUR MOM'S TUMOR
AND START HER ON CHEMO.

963
00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,600
ALL THE REST OF YOUR SYMPTOMS
SHOULD GO AWAY.

964
00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,100
I LOVE YOU.

965
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:27,900
I KNOW.

966
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:39,600
HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE.

967
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:54,400
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