1 00:00:06,032 --> 00:00:07,063 You okay? 2 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:08,539 I'm thinking. 3 00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:10,354 Thinking's not gonna get you to the top. 4 00:00:10,585 --> 00:00:12,326 Mom, you're supposed to be encouraging me. 5 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:13,789 No, I'm supposed to be coaching you. 6 00:00:13,849 --> 00:00:15,946 The slower you go, the more tired you're gonna get. 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,301 There's a hold about a foot above you on the left. 8 00:00:26,355 --> 00:00:27,090 I know. 9 00:00:30,746 --> 00:00:31,890 Nice grab. 10 00:00:33,061 --> 00:00:34,695 Keep going, you're almost there, babe. 11 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:36,089 I can't. My calf's cramping. 12 00:00:36,132 --> 00:00:38,540 You need to get off your toes. Get on the ball of your foot. 13 00:00:38,575 --> 00:00:39,810 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 14 00:00:39,844 --> 00:00:41,704 You can get all the way to the top. 15 00:00:48,289 --> 00:00:49,427 It's okay, I got you. 16 00:00:49,471 --> 00:00:51,325 - You all right? - Looks like you were wrong. 17 00:00:51,369 --> 00:00:54,298 Yeah, but you did awesome. That's the highest you've gotten. 18 00:00:54,332 --> 00:00:56,426 - I'm proud of you. - I don't feel so good. 19 00:00:56,495 --> 00:00:57,849 Okay, come on down. 20 00:00:59,806 --> 00:01:00,581 Mom? 21 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:03,284 Mom, are you okay? 22 00:01:10,356 --> 00:01:11,293 God. 23 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:19,321 - Are you all right? - My arm... I think I broke it. 24 00:01:19,399 --> 00:01:21,244 - Don't move. - God, Jane, I'm so sorry. 25 00:01:21,313 --> 00:01:22,990 What happened? Did the rope break? 26 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:24,451 My hands... 27 00:01:25,397 --> 00:01:26,751 I can't move them. 28 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:34,651 Season 4 - Episode 10 "It's a wonderful lie" 29 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:41,225 Synchro : ¤AkaZab¤, Icefre@k, Bluedoc 30 00:01:41,953 --> 00:01:44,784 - Transcript: ydy.com - Sub-way.fr 31 00:02:04,903 --> 00:02:07,929 She's been to an ortho, two neuros, and an immunologist. 32 00:02:08,235 --> 00:02:10,061 None of the treatments have had any effect. 33 00:02:10,308 --> 00:02:12,074 - You think it's over? - It's getting worse. 34 00:02:12,108 --> 00:02:14,758 Last neurologist found intermittent numbness in both arms as well 35 00:02:14,792 --> 00:02:16,577 - as the hand paralysis. - I meant the game. 36 00:02:16,597 --> 00:02:18,275 You think he's gonna keep all four of us? 37 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:19,339 He said he would. 38 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,095 No sign of upper motor neuron involvement. 39 00:02:21,134 --> 00:02:22,135 He lies. 40 00:02:22,459 --> 00:02:23,661 My ears are burning. 41 00:02:25,515 --> 00:02:27,033 Tell 'em you're done firing people. 44 00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:31,554 Dr. Kutner, 45 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,905 who told you that it would be a good idea 46 00:02:33,934 --> 00:02:37,133 to put up superficial representations of a hypocritical season 47 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:40,194 - celebrating a mythical figure? - It wasn't me. 48 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:41,694 He lied. 49 00:02:43,248 --> 00:02:44,367 Homey knows better, 50 00:02:44,813 --> 00:02:47,854 Hymie doesn't care, and Huntington's would have done a better job. 51 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:49,359 I don't have Huntington's. 52 00:02:49,408 --> 00:02:51,080 - That you know of. - Why would you... 53 00:02:51,115 --> 00:02:53,906 Because I got sued when I called you "Honeybuns." 54 00:02:54,023 --> 00:02:56,844 - Am I fired if I put up... - The point of the game was to scare us. 55 00:02:56,883 --> 00:02:58,354 Telling us it's over isn't scary. 56 00:02:58,398 --> 00:03:00,870 Therefore he has no reason to say that unless it's true. 57 00:03:02,860 --> 00:03:05,004 - Good. - Then can we do a secret santa? 58 00:03:06,499 --> 00:03:09,404 I liked you better 15 seconds ago when you were afraid for your job. 59 00:03:10,144 --> 00:03:12,603 - So who's sick? - 35-year-old single mom. 60 00:03:12,946 --> 00:03:15,895 It's an odd presentation of paralysis. Is there any history of drug use? 61 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,822 - No. - She says there's no history. 62 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,333 She's not a liar. 63 00:03:19,873 --> 00:03:22,100 Okay, this is gonna be a tough case. 64 00:03:22,134 --> 00:03:24,906 I have almost no knowledge of alien physiology. 65 00:03:25,029 --> 00:03:27,384 Everyone lies, but there's an exception to every rule. 66 00:03:27,428 --> 00:03:29,748 Actually, there isn't. That's kinda what makes it a rule. 67 00:03:29,788 --> 00:03:31,750 The patient's mother died of breast cancer when she was seven. 68 00:03:31,809 --> 00:03:33,378 She never even knew her mom was sick. 69 00:03:33,432 --> 00:03:35,493 She promised herself, she would never hide anything 70 00:03:35,522 --> 00:03:36,738 from her own daughter. 71 00:03:38,068 --> 00:03:39,608 I didn't know she promised. 72 00:03:39,883 --> 00:03:41,447 And we're not her daughter. 73 00:03:42,090 --> 00:03:44,489 The patient inherited the BRCA1 mutation from her mom. 74 00:03:44,529 --> 00:03:46,836 She got a prophylactic double mastectomy ten years ago. 75 00:03:46,871 --> 00:03:47,803 She lied about it. 76 00:03:47,832 --> 00:03:49,809 She told her co-workers. She told her kid. 77 00:03:49,848 --> 00:03:51,138 She lied to the world. 78 00:03:51,422 --> 00:03:53,866 Reconstructive surgery is designed to convince people... 79 00:03:53,925 --> 00:03:55,755 She didn't get reconstructive surgery. 80 00:03:56,913 --> 00:03:59,650 - Okay, we can rule out breast cancer. - Actually, I was gonna rule it in. 81 00:03:59,895 --> 00:04:03,373 Paralysis could be paraneoplastic. Even the best surgeon can't remove 82 00:04:03,408 --> 00:04:05,090 every cell of breast tissue. 83 00:04:07,097 --> 00:04:08,774 MRI what's left of her chest. 84 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:10,957 Set the machine to scan for irony. 85 00:04:12,091 --> 00:04:14,092 I'm gonna go redo the patient history. 86 00:04:20,062 --> 00:04:22,176 Your mom tell you about all the drugs she does? 87 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:26,223 She smokes pot once in a while, but not in a long time. 88 00:04:26,468 --> 00:04:27,449 What about you? 89 00:04:27,591 --> 00:04:30,024 - How would that make her sick? - Are you a doctor? 90 00:04:30,393 --> 00:04:31,712 I'm 11. 91 00:04:33,144 --> 00:04:35,107 That's not an answer. That's an evasion. 92 00:04:36,904 --> 00:04:38,906 Like drinking? You ever sneak a drink? 93 00:04:39,087 --> 00:04:41,393 I don't do any of that stuff. It's bad for you. 94 00:04:42,202 --> 00:04:44,890 I understand why you don't want your mom to know. 95 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:47,090 - But I'm her doctor, so... - I would tell my mom. 96 00:04:47,545 --> 00:04:49,026 And I would tell you. 97 00:04:49,198 --> 00:04:51,817 - Why? - Because she would never lie to me. 98 00:04:54,285 --> 00:04:56,424 What's her favorite way to have sex? 99 00:04:57,608 --> 00:04:59,982 I don't get what sex has to do with breast cancer. 100 00:05:00,036 --> 00:05:01,355 Are you a doctor? 101 00:05:02,021 --> 00:05:04,150 Did you go to med school since the last time I asked? 102 00:05:04,190 --> 00:05:05,902 You just think we've got to be lying to... 103 00:05:05,936 --> 00:05:07,378 - White lies? - What are those? 104 00:05:07,422 --> 00:05:10,390 Those are lies we tell to make other people feel better. 105 00:05:10,557 --> 00:05:11,554 I don't lie. 106 00:05:11,598 --> 00:05:13,649 - Rationalizations? - What are those? 107 00:05:13,752 --> 00:05:15,861 Those are lies we tell to make ourselves feel better. 108 00:05:15,954 --> 00:05:16,793 No... 109 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,691 - We don't... - Lies of omission? 110 00:05:21,096 --> 00:05:22,759 Saddle bronc or doggie? 111 00:05:24,162 --> 00:05:25,344 That's sex talk. 112 00:05:27,683 --> 00:05:29,484 She used to like being on top, but... 113 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:31,701 But now she likes to be on her stomach. 114 00:05:34,222 --> 00:05:37,022 That way she doesn't have to see them looking at her scars. 115 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:46,850 It's child abuse. 116 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:48,106 Honesty? 117 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:51,417 There's a reason that everybody lies... It works. 118 00:05:52,079 --> 00:05:55,390 It's what allows society to function. It's what separates man from beast. 119 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:57,190 Oh, I thought that was our thumbs. 120 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,349 You wanna know every place your mom's thumb has been? 121 00:05:59,412 --> 00:06:02,772 I'm sorry, I missed rehearsal. Am I taking the "truth is good" side? 122 00:06:02,953 --> 00:06:05,602 - Don't you usually take that part? - Lies are a tool 123 00:06:05,739 --> 00:06:07,309 to be used either for good... 124 00:06:08,059 --> 00:06:10,693 No, wait. I got a better one. Lies are like children. 125 00:06:10,988 --> 00:06:14,240 Hard work, but they're worth it, because the future depends on 'em. 126 00:06:15,256 --> 00:06:18,910 You are so full of love... Or something. 127 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,511 - When you care about someone... - You lie to them! 128 00:06:24,189 --> 00:06:27,431 You pretend that their constant ponderous musings are interesting. 129 00:06:27,549 --> 00:06:30,022 You tell them that they're not losing their boyish good looks 130 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,087 - or becoming worn out and... - I stand corrected. 131 00:06:32,121 --> 00:06:34,442 And may I say it's been a real pleasure chatting with you. 132 00:06:34,608 --> 00:06:37,089 Axilla's clean. Surgical margins look clear. 133 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,813 No lymphadenopathy, no masses, no nothing. 134 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:41,260 It's not cancer. 135 00:06:42,639 --> 00:06:43,978 We need a new theory. 136 00:06:44,140 --> 00:06:46,058 - You catch her lying? - Not yet. 137 00:06:46,284 --> 00:06:48,035 Wouldn't "no" have been a shorter answer? 138 00:06:48,084 --> 00:06:50,817 Wouldn't you not talking have made this a shorter conversation? 139 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:53,540 - Kid says mom's a slut. - She called her mom a slut? 140 00:06:53,574 --> 00:06:55,061 No, I called her mom a slut. 141 00:06:55,095 --> 00:06:57,023 She jumps anything with a pole and a pulse. 142 00:06:57,268 --> 00:06:58,379 Not that I'm judging here. 143 00:06:58,399 --> 00:07:00,402 Given her medical history, I'm actually impressed. 144 00:07:00,426 --> 00:07:02,785 Maggie already admitted to having multiple sexual partners, 145 00:07:02,812 --> 00:07:05,803 which is why we already tested for and ruled out syphilis and any other STD 146 00:07:05,823 --> 00:07:07,275 that could have caused her symptoms. 147 00:07:07,298 --> 00:07:09,355 Stds aren't the only risk in risky sex. 148 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:12,548 The problem in sleeping with strangers is they're strange. 149 00:07:12,627 --> 00:07:14,357 We'll follow up with any recent partners. 150 00:07:14,412 --> 00:07:16,869 Send Foreman and Taub. They're better liars. 151 00:07:17,139 --> 00:07:18,732 More likely to get to the truth. 152 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:28,220 You think I drugged her? Use a coaster. 153 00:07:28,478 --> 00:07:29,675 We're not cops. 154 00:07:29,718 --> 00:07:31,927 Legally, we don't care one way or another. 155 00:07:32,249 --> 00:07:34,258 But we need to know the truth so we can help her. 156 00:07:34,290 --> 00:07:37,060 I'd known her for less than an hour, and she offered to take me home. 157 00:07:37,088 --> 00:07:38,505 There was no need to drug her. 158 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:41,610 Not that I would. 159 00:07:43,737 --> 00:07:45,228 She's gonna be okay, right? 160 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:47,829 As long as she doesn't have to pick up or hold anything, yeah. 161 00:07:48,786 --> 00:07:51,690 Sorry, I just had the floors done. Reclaimed pine. 162 00:07:56,698 --> 00:07:58,173 You always this thirsty? 163 00:07:58,692 --> 00:07:59,779 I don't know. 164 00:08:00,081 --> 00:08:02,177 Water's supposed to be good for you, right? 165 00:08:03,284 --> 00:08:06,415 - Dehydration, anxiety, aggression... - I'm not aggressive. 166 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,415 Spastic chorea in his right hand. 167 00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:10,538 What about my hand? 168 00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:12,103 How much you weigh? About 180, 190? 169 00:08:12,131 --> 00:08:14,129 - 180. What is the... - If you took what she did, 170 00:08:14,163 --> 00:08:16,777 it could take longer to hit you. It might affect you differently. 171 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,990 But you didn't give her anything... Right? 172 00:08:21,179 --> 00:08:22,702 She was really drunk. 173 00:08:23,428 --> 00:08:26,261 I just gave her some "e", to help enhance things. 174 00:08:27,324 --> 00:08:28,537 Have any of it left? 175 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:33,005 - Is my hand gonna be okay? - There's nothing wrong with it. 176 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:35,167 We lied. 177 00:08:40,752 --> 00:08:43,000 I've had a sore throat for a few days now. 178 00:08:43,248 --> 00:08:45,155 My stomach's also been bothering me. 179 00:08:45,422 --> 00:08:47,026 I think my glands are swollen. 180 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:50,494 Saint-Nicholas? 181 00:08:51,624 --> 00:08:53,041 Patron Saint of children. 182 00:08:53,072 --> 00:08:56,803 Also seamen, merchants, archers, prostitutes, and prisoners. 183 00:08:57,616 --> 00:08:59,327 Must've been pretty hard-working. 184 00:08:59,825 --> 00:09:01,339 Or just a credit hog. 185 00:09:02,296 --> 00:09:03,253 Open wide. 186 00:09:04,262 --> 00:09:05,990 - Say ahh. - Ahh... 187 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,084 You have strep. 188 00:09:08,693 --> 00:09:09,956 Is it contagious? 189 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:13,252 Only for the next 24 hours, as long as you take the antibiotics. 190 00:09:14,077 --> 00:09:15,302 How contagious? 191 00:09:16,078 --> 00:09:17,290 Take a personal day. 192 00:09:17,361 --> 00:09:18,217 I can't. 193 00:09:19,986 --> 00:09:21,466 I'll write your pimp a note. 194 00:09:21,764 --> 00:09:22,710 My pimp? 195 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:26,351 You're tested for aids every three months, and your necklace. 196 00:09:26,865 --> 00:09:30,651 - Prostitutes wear religious symbols. - I think they just like kneeling. 197 00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,564 You don't have the skin of a seaman, 198 00:09:34,611 --> 00:09:36,798 the fingers of an archer, the clothes of a merchant, 199 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:39,753 or the attitude of an ex-con. So, it just leaves one left. 200 00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:41,672 Two, actually. 201 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:45,745 But I'm not a child, am I? 202 00:09:57,634 --> 00:09:59,004 You owe me 50 bucks. 203 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,401 Then you owe me half a lap dance. 204 00:10:02,197 --> 00:10:04,842 It's for the nurses' holiday bonus. I know you got the memo. 205 00:10:05,011 --> 00:10:06,322 I got the memo last year. 206 00:10:06,436 --> 00:10:08,174 I want to hire 40 more fellows. 207 00:10:08,457 --> 00:10:11,682 - You already fired the ones you hired? - They work better when they're scared. 208 00:10:11,931 --> 00:10:13,854 You were right. Guy slipped her ecstasy. 209 00:10:14,812 --> 00:10:16,393 - He have any symptoms? - No. 210 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:19,417 Kutner's starting the patient on hemodialysis, and Thirteen's 211 00:10:19,449 --> 00:10:21,984 in the lab trying to figure out what the guy put in the drugs. 212 00:10:24,078 --> 00:10:24,906 See? 213 00:10:25,361 --> 00:10:28,211 A clear, simple statement of facts describing their cooperation 214 00:10:28,239 --> 00:10:31,829 - with absolutely no attitude or fear. - Something's gotta be done. 215 00:10:32,093 --> 00:10:32,979 Yeah. 216 00:10:35,527 --> 00:10:36,823 How are you feeling? 217 00:10:37,161 --> 00:10:39,845 - I still can't move my hands. - It'll take a few more hours 218 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,853 to cycle all your blood through the machine. 219 00:10:42,061 --> 00:10:43,529 What just happened? 220 00:10:44,718 --> 00:10:45,990 Nothing. What's wrong? 221 00:10:46,201 --> 00:10:48,269 What do you mean? The lights just went out. 222 00:10:48,968 --> 00:10:50,145 Didn't they? 223 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,825 - What did you do? - Is this from the drugs? 224 00:10:52,848 --> 00:10:55,061 Most of the drugs should be out of your system by now. 225 00:10:55,096 --> 00:10:56,505 - And our drugs... - I can't see. 226 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,459 - Do something. - I can't see. 227 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:00,404 I can't see! 228 00:11:05,985 --> 00:11:08,420 Nothing in the ecstasy except ecstasy. 229 00:11:08,540 --> 00:11:09,915 Well, that never hurt anybody. 230 00:11:10,075 --> 00:11:12,167 It can't make 'em blind days later. 231 00:11:12,327 --> 00:11:14,670 Do you spell "homie" with a "y"? 232 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,643 I want to be respectful. 233 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,943 You're actually gonna let us do secret santa? 234 00:11:18,963 --> 00:11:20,076 Not just you guys. 235 00:11:20,836 --> 00:11:22,314 I like presents too. 236 00:11:24,722 --> 00:11:25,722 Pick a name. 237 00:11:26,023 --> 00:11:27,218 Why are you doing this? 238 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,790 See, this is why no one likes your people. 239 00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:31,794 The notion of picking one time of the year 240 00:11:31,814 --> 00:11:33,225 to be decent to other people 241 00:11:33,245 --> 00:11:35,449 is obscene, 'cause it's actually validating the notion 242 00:11:35,469 --> 00:11:37,573 of being miserable wretches the rest of the year. 243 00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:40,059 So you think this is the part of the year that's screwed up? 244 00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:41,697 On the other hand, you are now a team. 245 00:11:41,793 --> 00:11:43,841 You've gotta work together. And the simple fact is, 246 00:11:43,861 --> 00:11:45,879 giving people crap makes people like people. 247 00:11:45,899 --> 00:11:47,759 So spend 25 bucks. Learn to love. 248 00:11:48,843 --> 00:11:51,185 Blindness could be a complication from the hemodialysis. 249 00:11:51,205 --> 00:11:53,289 No, the dialysate composition was within range. 250 00:11:55,277 --> 00:11:56,833 - Sweet. - Interesting. 251 00:11:56,953 --> 00:11:58,630 Dialysate composition just indicates- 252 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:00,500 Nothing. I was referring to his reaction 253 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,298 - to the name he got. - I was pleased. 254 00:12:02,318 --> 00:12:04,924 - I thought it would be fun to buy- - Means there's someone here 255 00:12:04,944 --> 00:12:06,373 it wouldn't be fun to buy for. 256 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,540 I wonder who. 257 00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:09,070 Pick a name. 258 00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:11,358 Then go check out the patient's house. 259 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:15,689 Interesting. 260 00:12:16,497 --> 00:12:18,294 We're wasting time going to the home. 261 00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:20,270 Kearns-sayre syndrome fits the symptoms. 262 00:12:20,332 --> 00:12:22,495 No family history of kearns. - Go to their house... 263 00:12:22,515 --> 00:12:24,125 She would have told us if there were any other drugs. 264 00:12:24,145 --> 00:12:26,311 You met her. She couldn't have been more candid. 265 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:28,102 You're absolutely right. Go to their house. 266 00:12:28,222 --> 00:12:29,846 Ms or vascular problem fits better. 267 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,611 They could affect hands and eyes. 268 00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:34,608 Fine, do an MRI, check for MS. 269 00:12:34,728 --> 00:12:37,951 And a fluorescein angiogram of her eyes to see if we missed a bleed somewhere. 270 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:40,214 And whoever goes to their House, 271 00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:41,965 get me their computers. 272 00:12:42,671 --> 00:12:44,089 You talk to your kid about sex 273 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:46,285 so she'll think you're being open about everything. 274 00:12:46,305 --> 00:12:49,318 Keeps her from asking questions about the things you don't want to talk about. 275 00:12:49,338 --> 00:12:51,933 That's right. Her honesty proves just how dishonest she is. 276 00:12:52,094 --> 00:12:54,490 Yes! Exactly who I wanted. 277 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,293 This is gonna be fun. 278 00:13:01,492 --> 00:13:04,334 The dye may sting when it enters your bloodstream. 279 00:13:04,836 --> 00:13:06,257 Are you scared, mom? 280 00:13:06,587 --> 00:13:08,490 Yeah. Are you? 281 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:09,701 Yeah. 282 00:13:10,194 --> 00:13:11,036 Are they? 283 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,199 They don't look scared. 284 00:13:14,788 --> 00:13:17,000 Either they're confident or they just don't care. 285 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:18,590 We're confident. 286 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,106 Okay if I shift you a bit? 287 00:13:20,226 --> 00:13:21,805 Get you into position. 288 00:13:29,673 --> 00:13:31,431 Your boss is weird. 289 00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:32,975 Yeah, he is. 290 00:13:33,469 --> 00:13:36,812 He thought he'd get information you may not have been telling us by... 291 00:13:36,972 --> 00:13:37,972 Being a jerk? 292 00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:40,090 You'd be surprised how often it works. 293 00:13:40,288 --> 00:13:41,650 Choroidal flush looks good. 294 00:13:42,946 --> 00:13:44,820 Why would people lie to a doctor? 295 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,208 Dozens of reasons to lie, 296 00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:47,935 only one reason to tell the truth. 297 00:13:48,055 --> 00:13:49,366 You're never even tempted? 298 00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:54,308 I mean, lies do sometimes smooth things out, 299 00:13:54,428 --> 00:13:55,570 make life easier. 300 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,749 Yeah? Your life easy? 301 00:13:58,744 --> 00:14:00,373 Not even close. 302 00:14:00,889 --> 00:14:03,094 The dye has reached the retinal capillary bed. 303 00:14:03,214 --> 00:14:04,214 No leakage. 304 00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:07,310 That's good, right? 305 00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:09,678 It means it's not a vascular problem. 306 00:14:10,146 --> 00:14:10,846 What? 307 00:14:11,006 --> 00:14:13,098 A vascular problem we could fix. 308 00:14:17,763 --> 00:14:19,344 They look worried now, mom. 309 00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:24,859 What's with the secret santa? 310 00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:26,535 You trying to bring them together? 311 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:27,988 I want to drive them apart. 312 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,770 With gift giving? 313 00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:31,627 Conflict's built right into the name. 314 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:34,045 Santa's about sharing. A secret's about withholding. 315 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,234 Aside from the trojan horse, 316 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,691 - gifts don't usually... - What'd you get your wife 317 00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:41,401 for your final anniversary? 318 00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:42,794 Uh... A sweater. 319 00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:44,629 - She hated it. - She loved it. 320 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,256 Then you didn't buy it. 321 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:49,259 I gave her some cash... 322 00:14:49,690 --> 00:14:50,590 And... 323 00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:53,838 Gifts allow us to demonstrate 324 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,689 exactly how little we know about a person. 325 00:14:55,809 --> 00:14:57,517 And nothing pisses off a person more than 326 00:14:57,677 --> 00:14:59,311 being shoved in the wrong pigeonhole. 327 00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:00,771 Yes. 328 00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:05,299 I'm thinking of spending a few extra bucks on my secret santa. 329 00:15:05,319 --> 00:15:06,180 Bad idea. 330 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,023 You mind if I tell house you asked them for the key instead of breaking in? 331 00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:11,333 - Yes, I do. Just another five bucks. - Five will be ten. 332 00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:13,449 The key's proof she doesn't have anything to hide. 333 00:15:13,510 --> 00:15:15,939 The key is proof I didn't do exactly what house told me to do. 334 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,663 And what do you care if it's another $15? 335 00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:20,075 I'm gonna tell him. Who are you so anxious to please? 336 00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:20,928 Not you. 337 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,784 You really think you're going to prove people are capable of honesty 338 00:15:23,804 --> 00:15:26,004 using a mother and daughter you've known for one day? 339 00:15:26,024 --> 00:15:28,817 I'm not the one who's based his entire world view on the proposition. 340 00:15:28,837 --> 00:15:30,735 If I'm wrong, so what? If he's wrong... 341 00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:36,409 - So you've got Huntington's? - Nope. 342 00:15:36,429 --> 00:15:38,781 - But house said that... - If I wanted to talk about it, 343 00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:40,018 why didn't I bring it up? 344 00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:45,162 Fluorescein angiogram was clear. No leaks, no lesions. 345 00:15:45,282 --> 00:15:47,794 Definitely not a vascular problem. 346 00:15:48,569 --> 00:15:50,771 Someone get their birthdays out of the file. 347 00:15:51,314 --> 00:15:53,031 Have you tried leaving it blank? 348 00:15:55,852 --> 00:15:59,080 Tough to get into the head of someone who actually trusts people, huh? 349 00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:01,842 Found both computers in an office 350 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,542 on a desk they share. 351 00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:06,070 No sign of macular degeneration or optic neuritis. 352 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,631 Her eyes are completely normal. 353 00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:09,391 Except she can't see out of them. 354 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,757 So she says. 355 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:12,967 Find anything on the mri? 356 00:16:13,128 --> 00:16:14,917 No sign of plaques. It's not MS. 357 00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:17,055 We haven't found anything abnormal on any test. 358 00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:18,765 Except she can't see or move her hands. 359 00:16:18,925 --> 00:16:20,007 So she says. 360 00:16:20,127 --> 00:16:22,227 You can't lie about flaccid paralysis. 361 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,855 Maybe she's not lying. 362 00:16:25,231 --> 00:16:26,231 Her brain is. 363 00:16:26,391 --> 00:16:28,024 What if it's a conversion disorder? 364 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:31,106 Lacks personal boundaries... 365 00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:33,470 Promiscuous... 366 00:16:33,590 --> 00:16:36,367 Inappropriate obsession with truth telling. 367 00:16:36,487 --> 00:16:38,368 Certainly sounds like a psych case. 368 00:16:39,362 --> 00:16:40,989 Cool, I'll set up a psych consult, 369 00:16:41,109 --> 00:16:42,520 start her on anti-depressants. 370 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,409 No. 371 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,169 Her mind is tricking her body. 372 00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,839 We need to trick her mind. 373 00:16:52,029 --> 00:16:53,481 Or even better. 374 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,170 You don't need her. 375 00:16:58,290 --> 00:16:59,013 I know. 376 00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,734 Then this serves no medical purpose. 377 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,268 You have a genetic defect, choose to ignore it. 378 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,289 This woman has a genetic defect. 379 00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:07,690 She chooses to butcher herself to be safe. 380 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,790 Yet what you claim to be fascinated by is her honesty. 381 00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,570 Interesting. 382 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,470 You claim to want the truth... 383 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:17,170 And then you screw with people who actually live by it. 384 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,334 Pathetic. 385 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,160 Hey, I gave you credit for "interesting." 386 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,271 You're protecting her because you're jealous she did what you couldn't. 387 00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,481 I need you. 388 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:30,609 I'm not lying to her. 389 00:17:30,729 --> 00:17:32,714 Fine, keep your mouth shut. I still need you. 390 00:17:33,069 --> 00:17:35,346 If it doesn't work, you gotta hold the kid down 391 00:17:35,466 --> 00:17:37,260 until someone else finishes lying to mom. 392 00:17:38,338 --> 00:17:40,684 That does actually serve a medical purpose. 393 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,813 Jane. 394 00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:50,889 I have to lie because she trusts me? 395 00:17:51,009 --> 00:17:52,270 If you show doubt, 396 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,110 the placebo treatment won't work. 397 00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,775 If it's just depression, that's good news, right? 398 00:17:57,795 --> 00:18:00,931 - There are a lot of great medications. - Then why can't we just give her those? 399 00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,370 Why do we have to lie to her? 400 00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,663 Because we might be wrong. 401 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,998 And those medications take a long time to work, 402 00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:09,094 and since you're mom's condition is declining... 403 00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:12,420 There's a chance the drugs won't tell us anything until it's too late. 404 00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:15,590 My mom's not depressed. 405 00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,260 Maybe she's hiding it from you. No. 406 00:18:19,287 --> 00:18:21,570 - She wouldn't- - She's doing what every good mom does. 407 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:23,370 Protecting her child from bad news 408 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,013 that she can't do anything about. 409 00:18:25,133 --> 00:18:27,990 - My mom's never lied to me. - If you don't know how to lie, 410 00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:31,234 you don't know how to tell when you're being lied to. 411 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,361 Maybe you're right. 412 00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:38,572 I know- I was lying. 413 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,678 I know how to lie. 414 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,453 I just won't do it to my mother. 415 00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,483 You like foosball? 416 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:57,590 Until the treatment of your infectious paraparesis takes effect, 417 00:18:57,710 --> 00:18:59,389 Jane can't come back into the room. 418 00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:00,878 I've already been inoculated. 419 00:19:00,998 --> 00:19:02,289 Can she have it already? 420 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,430 Don't worry, it's a very effective treatment. 421 00:19:04,592 --> 00:19:07,350 You should be feeling better in a matter of minutes. 422 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:13,481 Don't you think Jane deserves a few secrets? 423 00:19:13,641 --> 00:19:15,689 Some personal space- 424 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:18,689 Room to, uh... Make her own mistakes? 425 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,590 She makes plenty of mistakes. 426 00:19:21,181 --> 00:19:23,474 Only difference is I'm there to help her through them. 427 00:19:23,494 --> 00:19:25,798 But she's gotta know you're looking over her shoulder. 428 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,190 - It's gotta stifle... - I think the world would be 429 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:30,789 a better place if everybody always acted like their mom was 430 00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:32,500 looking over their shoulder. 431 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,671 - I want to go see my mom. - She's sleeping. 432 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,993 Why don't we just double the amount we can spend? 433 00:19:49,113 --> 00:19:50,359 Can't afford another $25? 434 00:19:50,479 --> 00:19:52,520 If we allow people $50, people will spend $60. 435 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,147 So you can't afford another $35. 436 00:19:54,307 --> 00:19:55,780 You must really like who you got. 437 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,173 Or really dislike. 438 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,089 My mom always gives the best presents 439 00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:03,192 to the teachers I get along with the worst. 440 00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:06,409 - No. - No. 441 00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:11,539 How do you know "no"? 442 00:20:12,015 --> 00:20:13,637 I know you didn't get house. 443 00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:16,938 I know he didn't get house. 444 00:20:17,986 --> 00:20:19,671 You gave them all your name? 445 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,489 Figured I could sow some dissention 446 00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:24,738 and get a few ties and sweaters. 447 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,670 What happens when they find out? 448 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,139 It's secret santa. 449 00:20:29,587 --> 00:20:31,570 And what happens when they find out? 450 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,370 They'll argue about what to do with that information. 451 00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,731 The ties are less important than the dissention. 452 00:20:36,891 --> 00:20:38,998 - We still have to buy him something. - Not a chance. 453 00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:41,608 We weren't supposed to discuss this. We're not supposed to know. 454 00:20:41,628 --> 00:20:43,808 He's not supposed to put his name in there five times. 455 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:45,173 He wants presents. 456 00:20:45,269 --> 00:20:46,074 It's sad. 457 00:20:46,234 --> 00:20:47,454 It's pathetic. 458 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,303 I'm still buying him a present. 459 00:20:50,423 --> 00:20:51,490 No, you're not. 460 00:20:53,388 --> 00:20:54,122 Fine! 461 00:21:04,188 --> 00:21:05,247 What's wrong? 462 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,042 I think it's getting worse. 463 00:21:08,290 --> 00:21:09,514 I can't breathe. 464 00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:11,409 I need a nurse in here! 465 00:21:17,348 --> 00:21:20,150 The lymph nodes are cutting off her airway. We've got to intubate! 466 00:21:31,111 --> 00:21:33,499 The swollen lymph nodes were cutting off Maggie's airway. 467 00:21:33,519 --> 00:21:35,932 We shrunk 'em with alcohol. She's breathing on her own now. 468 00:21:36,751 --> 00:21:37,751 That sucks. 469 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,462 4,300 saved emails, 470 00:21:40,622 --> 00:21:42,922 and not a single mention of "lesbionic," "sanchez," 471 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:44,049 or "man-gina." 472 00:21:44,590 --> 00:21:46,926 Swollen lymph nodes means it wasn't psychological. 473 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,220 Who's that from? 474 00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,722 Santa, obviously. 475 00:21:50,882 --> 00:21:52,382 'cause you know I worship him. 476 00:21:52,502 --> 00:21:53,890 No, wait, I mean Satan. 477 00:21:54,486 --> 00:21:55,825 I always get 'em confused. 478 00:21:55,945 --> 00:21:59,578 What is an alpine butterfly? 479 00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:01,425 And why is she learning how to do one? 480 00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:02,949 We already have a full history. 481 00:22:02,969 --> 00:22:04,987 - Need to waste time - It's just a climbing knot. 482 00:22:05,007 --> 00:22:07,183 But what does she use it for? Try bondage. 483 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:08,735 I did once. 484 00:22:08,835 --> 00:22:12,387 She just tied me down and whined about how hard it is to be dean of medicine. 485 00:22:12,526 --> 00:22:14,555 Gyms aren't exactly pristine. Could be a 486 00:22:14,632 --> 00:22:16,407 fungal infection. Seriously who's it from? 487 00:22:16,472 --> 00:22:17,984 No fever, no elevated white count. 488 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,187 That's funny. 489 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,116 Her friend sent her a Garfield cartoon. 490 00:22:22,615 --> 00:22:24,409 That cat sure does love lasagna. 491 00:22:24,613 --> 00:22:25,616 House! 492 00:22:26,285 --> 00:22:27,848 Stop obsessing. 493 00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:30,691 If it weren't for my obsessions, 494 00:22:30,941 --> 00:22:33,295 you wouldn't know that she has sarcoidosis. 495 00:22:34,318 --> 00:22:36,768 18 months ago she sold her stairmaster. 496 00:22:37,226 --> 00:22:39,886 It was only two months old. Now, eithershe needed the cash, 497 00:22:39,906 --> 00:22:41,606 was getting more difficult. 498 00:22:42,387 --> 00:22:45,416 12 months ago, she canceled a hiking trip. 499 00:22:45,675 --> 00:22:47,862 Now, either she just wanted to sit home and watch Tv, 500 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,764 or walking was getting more difficult. 501 00:22:49,845 --> 00:22:52,160 She's been suffering joint pain for the last two years. 502 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,717 Pull my Ribbon, if you know what I mean. 503 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,683 A.c.e. Levels are too low for sarcoidosis. 504 00:22:59,451 --> 00:23:00,743 That's not what I meant. 505 00:23:01,552 --> 00:23:04,017 - Could just be an inactive phase. - It's not Christmas yet. 506 00:23:04,037 --> 00:23:06,140 I remembered I'm not a satanist, i'm a druid. 507 00:23:06,294 --> 00:23:07,722 - No lung involvement. - Yet. 508 00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:09,848 We'll need a bronchoalveolar lavage to confirm it. 509 00:23:10,048 --> 00:23:12,718 That's a Shame. I was gonna surprise her with one for Christmas. 510 00:23:15,089 --> 00:23:16,112 Wow! 511 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:20,448 Now, either that cost more than 25 bucks 512 00:23:20,516 --> 00:23:22,015 or I'm seriously starting to doubt 513 00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,726 Steve jobs' business strategies. 514 00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:26,526 Thanks! 515 00:23:29,823 --> 00:23:31,578 Last round of Saline, Maggie. 516 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:32,934 One more big breath. 517 00:23:33,048 --> 00:23:35,991 We've gotta get the liquid to go all the way into your lungs, okay? 518 00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:37,508 Here we go. 519 00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:41,367 The gift could be from a patient. 520 00:23:42,196 --> 00:23:43,643 Who sent it to the wrong doctor? 521 00:23:43,892 --> 00:23:45,826 House obviously gave the present to himself. 522 00:23:52,146 --> 00:23:53,671 They're arguing right now. 523 00:23:53,869 --> 00:23:55,606 I've been looking for this all morning. 524 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,233 Did you look in the box on my desk? 525 00:23:57,325 --> 00:23:58,651 By the way, your mom called. 526 00:23:58,786 --> 00:24:00,020 Your dad's dead. 527 00:24:01,001 --> 00:24:02,892 You left the present sitting on your desk? 528 00:24:03,032 --> 00:24:05,733 It wouldn't have been as effective sitting in a closet in my home. 529 00:24:05,816 --> 00:24:07,041 They gonna know from you. 530 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:08,915 No, they're gonna guess that it was from me. 531 00:24:08,935 --> 00:24:11,946 Might even be 90% sure that it was from me, but all that means is 532 00:24:12,023 --> 00:24:15,226 they're 10% sure that one of the other guys is screwing them over. 533 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,865 Have you ever considered channeling your powers to, 534 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,378 I don't know, bring peace to the mid-east? 535 00:24:21,709 --> 00:24:22,828 I couldn't do that. 536 00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:25,086 But if they ever got it, you could screw it up? 537 00:24:25,191 --> 00:24:27,333 Yeah, that's more where my powers lie. 538 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:30,204 - Gift could be from Wilson. - It's House. 539 00:24:30,243 --> 00:24:32,182 Why do you have a problem with him speculating? 540 00:24:32,202 --> 00:24:34,285 Because that's what House wants us to do. 541 00:24:35,414 --> 00:24:38,134 Lungs are pristine. No infiltrates or alveolar hemorrhage. 542 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:41,144 Maggie, I'm gonna remove the scope. I need you to cough for me, okay? 543 00:24:42,567 --> 00:24:43,744 A little harder. 544 00:24:45,196 --> 00:24:46,202 Great. 545 00:24:49,133 --> 00:24:50,294 Maggie, 546 00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:51,725 Open your eyes. 547 00:24:57,934 --> 00:24:59,516 Why aren't you saying anything? 548 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,420 What's wrong? 549 00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,247 Maggie tested negative for sarcoidosis. 550 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:08,868 But she's bleeding into her eyes now. 551 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:11,297 Have her platelets dropped? 552 00:25:11,317 --> 00:25:13,031 Plummeted. New labs show they under 40. 553 00:25:13,051 --> 00:25:15,172 She bleed out of every orifice don't find the cause. 554 00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:17,315 Could be splenic sequestration, tuberculosis... 555 00:25:17,335 --> 00:25:18,815 Gaucher disease, TTP. 556 00:25:18,835 --> 00:25:20,801 Hemolytic uremic syndrome, sepsis. 557 00:25:20,859 --> 00:25:23,434 Listing all the possible causes is only impressive 558 00:25:23,545 --> 00:25:25,359 if you can do it reverse-alphabetically. 559 00:25:25,599 --> 00:25:28,010 We need to know why her platelet machine is broken. 560 00:25:28,106 --> 00:25:31,037 Go to the factory. Do a bone marrow aspiration. 561 00:25:40,804 --> 00:25:42,348 I'm your secret Santa. 562 00:25:44,912 --> 00:25:46,282 You're not supposed to tell. 563 00:25:46,424 --> 00:25:47,826 But you got a present already. 564 00:25:48,082 --> 00:25:50,146 Which means you have more than one secret Santa. 565 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,463 Or somebody else wants to make me happy. 566 00:25:56,662 --> 00:25:57,665 Merry Christmas. 567 00:26:16,184 --> 00:26:18,403 On one hand, you should be in bed. 568 00:26:19,074 --> 00:26:21,215 And on the other hand, I told you to rest. 569 00:26:21,235 --> 00:26:22,713 So I see your Dilemma. 570 00:26:22,926 --> 00:26:24,863 I don't think resting is the problem. 571 00:26:25,597 --> 00:26:28,126 Can strep cause this? 572 00:26:28,997 --> 00:26:30,058 Clap on... 573 00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:32,260 Trust me, first place I went. 574 00:26:33,226 --> 00:26:34,717 No rash on my labia. 575 00:26:34,842 --> 00:26:36,289 Do you need to take a look? 576 00:26:37,426 --> 00:26:40,254 I'm saving my money for a red ryder BB gun. 577 00:26:43,239 --> 00:26:44,571 Darker Shade of lipstick? 578 00:26:44,974 --> 00:26:46,112 I'm not wearing any. 579 00:26:51,839 --> 00:26:53,440 You tell your mother what you do? 580 00:26:54,084 --> 00:26:55,782 It doesn't matter. I'm curious. 581 00:26:56,454 --> 00:26:59,628 I don't need to break her heart just so I can feel righteous. 582 00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:07,970 Do you do a Donkey show? 583 00:27:09,183 --> 00:27:11,626 I'm not curious. It matters. 584 00:27:14,306 --> 00:27:16,544 It's a Donkey or a Mule. 585 00:27:18,489 --> 00:27:20,032 I can never remember. 586 00:27:21,262 --> 00:27:22,265 Wow... 587 00:27:22,535 --> 00:27:24,195 That is a creepy smile. 588 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:27,063 I bet the Donkey's is even creepier. 589 00:27:27,803 --> 00:27:29,382 - Do I have to explain? - Nope. 590 00:27:30,057 --> 00:27:31,157 That's my job. 591 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:32,826 Contagious ecthyma. 592 00:27:32,938 --> 00:27:37,027 Any contact can cause rashes, flu symptoms, sore throat. 593 00:27:37,283 --> 00:27:39,367 Has there been... Contact? 594 00:27:43,311 --> 00:27:45,279 Okay, antibiotic cream for you, 595 00:27:45,457 --> 00:27:47,695 and a love glove for Francis. 596 00:27:47,935 --> 00:27:49,112 You'll both be fine. 597 00:27:53,319 --> 00:27:54,650 You should come see the show. 598 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,028 I think you'd like it. 599 00:27:57,539 --> 00:27:59,226 Sorry, I hate Westerns. 600 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,727 So they really never lie? 601 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:16,020 Doesn't seem like it. 602 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:17,116 Admirable. 603 00:28:17,203 --> 00:28:19,567 - You tell Cameron everything? - No. 604 00:28:20,470 --> 00:28:21,782 You think she keeps secrets? 605 00:28:21,946 --> 00:28:24,087 If I knew, they wouldn't be secrets. 606 00:28:24,526 --> 00:28:25,566 I hope she does. 607 00:28:25,783 --> 00:28:28,822 People have a right to a little privacy, even from the people they love. 608 00:28:34,201 --> 00:28:35,551 You buy House a present? 609 00:28:36,211 --> 00:28:37,214 Why would i? 610 00:28:37,285 --> 00:28:39,444 To screw with me. Then I'm gonna say yes. 611 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:42,426 Wait, stop, stop. What's that smell? 612 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:46,135 The bone is smoking. 613 00:28:48,488 --> 00:28:50,167 Her Bones are harder than the drill? 614 00:28:56,157 --> 00:28:59,122 We ran a full-body Bones scan to find the cause of hardening in the hip. 615 00:28:59,221 --> 00:29:00,436 No hot spots anywhere. 616 00:29:00,485 --> 00:29:01,941 Tracer could have been inactive. 617 00:29:02,026 --> 00:29:03,258 So I screwed up the test? 618 00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:05,191 There are so many ways that could happened. 619 00:29:05,230 --> 00:29:07,236 Maybe it was inactive. It didn't fully circulate. 620 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:10,526 - It circulated the camera picked up. - Hey, hey, It's Christmas. 621 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:12,051 Why are you guys fighting? 622 00:29:13,817 --> 00:29:15,476 Why do you think there are no hot spots? 623 00:29:15,516 --> 00:29:17,926 I did not screw up. The density's consistent. 624 00:29:17,961 --> 00:29:19,816 It just means the density was consistent. 625 00:29:19,836 --> 00:29:21,159 It doesn't mean it was cold. 626 00:29:21,421 --> 00:29:24,122 It's possible all she has are hot spots. 627 00:29:24,626 --> 00:29:27,576 It's consistent because her entire skeleton is turning to stone. 628 00:29:30,868 --> 00:29:32,643 Good for an aspiring superhero. 629 00:29:33,003 --> 00:29:35,549 Fatal for a human hoping to make it to kwanzaa. 630 00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:38,332 It's gotta be from a carbonic anhydrase type-ii deficiency. 631 00:29:38,352 --> 00:29:40,805 It has free will. Doesn't have to be anything it want to be. 632 00:29:40,825 --> 00:29:42,274 I meant, if it's not CA 2... 633 00:29:42,370 --> 00:29:46,126 Well, none of the other causes of osteopetrosis are treatable. 634 00:29:50,812 --> 00:29:52,240 You're right. It's gotta be. 635 00:29:52,626 --> 00:29:56,226 We'll run her blood and hope that your sunny optimism isn't misplaced. 636 00:30:03,687 --> 00:30:06,484 They accused kutner of screwing up a test 637 00:30:06,553 --> 00:30:08,715 - because they hate him. - You're surprised? 638 00:30:08,735 --> 00:30:11,639 That's the sort of crap that happens when you mess with people's heads. 639 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,706 One day he will screw up a test. 640 00:30:14,235 --> 00:30:17,526 If they don't accuse him of that because they like him, someone could die. 641 00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:22,580 - Where are we going? - Nowhere, I just know it hurts you. 642 00:30:26,101 --> 00:30:29,905 CA-2 deficiency's a genetic disorder that scrambles proteins. 643 00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:33,226 If the blood test is positive, you'll need a bone marrow transplant. 644 00:30:33,644 --> 00:30:36,634 Transplant sounds like a euphemism for slim odds. 645 00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,926 Slim but not none. 646 00:30:41,996 --> 00:30:44,118 We're gonna need to test jane for a match. 647 00:30:44,906 --> 00:30:46,211 Don't you have donor banks? 648 00:30:46,231 --> 00:30:47,367 Jane is your best bet. 649 00:30:47,424 --> 00:30:49,424 The procedure's perfectly safe. There's no risk. 650 00:30:49,454 --> 00:30:50,526 No risk! 651 00:30:51,407 --> 00:30:52,850 - Any surgery has. - Then don't 652 00:30:52,889 --> 00:30:54,626 tell me there's no risk. 653 00:30:55,111 --> 00:30:56,983 You gonna tell me there's no pain either? 654 00:30:57,726 --> 00:31:00,026 - The testing will hurt a little. - I'll be fine. 655 00:31:03,547 --> 00:31:04,974 If she doesn't do this 656 00:31:05,302 --> 00:31:07,193 and you don't make it, 657 00:31:08,106 --> 00:31:10,476 she's gonna spend the rest of her life blaming herself. 658 00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:14,338 Mom... 659 00:31:15,085 --> 00:31:16,088 Please. 660 00:31:19,346 --> 00:31:20,562 Find someone else. 661 00:31:22,696 --> 00:31:24,726 Let someone else take the risk. 662 00:31:35,252 --> 00:31:37,702 Donor bank turned up a 49-year-old man in Cleveland 663 00:31:37,752 --> 00:31:41,113 who's a five out of six HLA match. First flight out of Cleveland leaves at. 664 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,215 Why is a 49-year-old Cleveland man 665 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,696 a closer match than her daughter? 666 00:31:44,716 --> 00:31:46,711 He may not be. Maggie didn't let us test her. 667 00:31:47,130 --> 00:31:48,715 - Why not? - Pain, 668 00:31:48,735 --> 00:31:49,955 danger, risk of. 669 00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:51,623 The only reason to give multiple reasons 670 00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:54,426 is your searching for what the person wants to hear. 671 00:31:57,689 --> 00:31:58,693 House. 672 00:32:07,698 --> 00:32:09,401 You were wrong about sainted mommy. 673 00:32:09,523 --> 00:32:11,326 Don't care. You can forget the donor bank. 674 00:32:11,393 --> 00:32:12,826 There's no ca-2 deficiency. 675 00:32:13,289 --> 00:32:15,063 Best we can do is make her comfortable. 676 00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:20,081 Is that from taub? 677 00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:22,035 Yes. 678 00:32:22,426 --> 00:32:23,726 Yes, it is. 679 00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:29,926 Merry Christmas. 680 00:32:31,196 --> 00:32:32,971 Who's gonna tell the patient she's dying? 681 00:32:35,126 --> 00:32:36,139 I will. 682 00:32:37,326 --> 00:32:40,226 And nobody leaves here until we find out what killed her. 683 00:32:47,526 --> 00:32:48,926 Whatever she has is fatal. 684 00:32:49,743 --> 00:32:52,944 Makes no difference if it's disease number 58 or 907. 685 00:32:56,170 --> 00:32:57,289 You guys mad at me? 686 00:32:57,649 --> 00:32:59,656 Nope. You had no choice. 687 00:33:00,008 --> 00:33:02,715 Of course I had a choice. You had no choice once I made my choice. 688 00:33:02,735 --> 00:33:04,726 And now I'm choosing not to be mad at you. 689 00:33:04,926 --> 00:33:07,411 - Why? - Cause it'll drive House nuts. 690 00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:12,587 You think that'll make your lives better or worse? 691 00:33:16,126 --> 00:33:18,206 I told my mom I don't care what she thinks. 692 00:33:18,399 --> 00:33:19,904 I want you to test my marrow. 693 00:33:25,096 --> 00:33:26,478 I can't be dying. 694 00:33:27,204 --> 00:33:28,381 Sure, you can. 695 00:33:28,431 --> 00:33:29,526 You're wrong. 696 00:33:30,158 --> 00:33:31,585 You don't even know what I have. 697 00:33:32,236 --> 00:33:35,240 What you have is one last Christmas with your daughter. 698 00:33:36,326 --> 00:33:38,326 One last chance to give her a present. 699 00:33:39,758 --> 00:33:40,819 The truth. 700 00:33:41,695 --> 00:33:43,894 It's inexpensive. Highly valued. 701 00:33:44,621 --> 00:33:47,315 Never have to stand in line to return it the day after Christmas. 702 00:33:47,335 --> 00:33:48,750 What are you talking about? 703 00:33:49,826 --> 00:33:51,615 A mother who's going to die 704 00:33:51,635 --> 00:33:54,010 doesn't refuse a donor test because it might hurt. 705 00:33:54,736 --> 00:33:57,746 She refuses when she knows it won't match. 706 00:33:59,143 --> 00:34:01,415 Which tends to happen when mother and daughter 707 00:34:01,435 --> 00:34:03,044 aren't mother and daughter. 708 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,670 I can do DNA tests 709 00:34:11,726 --> 00:34:13,308 if you'd rather keep lying to me. 710 00:34:19,084 --> 00:34:20,743 I never wanted kids. 711 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:25,101 I love them, but with my genes. 712 00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:27,781 I knew this woman. 713 00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:30,000 A drug addict. 714 00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:33,602 She got pregnant, 715 00:34:33,935 --> 00:34:35,536 didn't want to have an abortion. 716 00:34:36,982 --> 00:34:40,319 But she also didn't want her daughter to ever know who her real mother was. 717 00:34:41,904 --> 00:34:43,139 What she was. 718 00:34:45,214 --> 00:34:47,317 I promised never to tell. 719 00:34:52,574 --> 00:34:55,061 Then a promise to an addict is worth more than a 720 00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:57,726 - promise to your daughter? - It'd be cruel to tell her. 721 00:34:58,053 --> 00:34:59,056 Right. 722 00:34:59,143 --> 00:35:00,526 She lives a lie, 723 00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:02,058 you get to die a hypocrite. 724 00:35:06,535 --> 00:35:07,540 Mom, 725 00:35:08,002 --> 00:35:09,854 The doctors told me what's happening. 726 00:35:10,231 --> 00:35:12,026 It's gonna be okay, sweetheart. 727 00:35:12,726 --> 00:35:13,826 I promise you. 728 00:35:15,026 --> 00:35:16,532 Doctors can be wrong. 729 00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:20,239 - There's still a chance I can beat. - Do you really believe that? 730 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,669 I do. 731 00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:30,248 No, mom, 732 00:35:30,776 --> 00:35:31,837 you're dying. 733 00:35:32,765 --> 00:35:34,347 Nobody can help you. 734 00:35:37,926 --> 00:35:39,582 It's not going to be okay. 735 00:36:02,418 --> 00:36:03,614 That was cold. 736 00:36:03,735 --> 00:36:04,735 Yeah. 737 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:28,748 What'd you get for Christmas? 738 00:36:29,368 --> 00:36:32,069 I got a watch, a vintage lP, 739 00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:34,187 and a second-edition Conan Doyle. 740 00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:37,126 And if that wasn't bad enough, my patient's dying. 741 00:36:37,807 --> 00:36:40,963 Christmas deaths in a hospital. There's nothing more depressing. 742 00:36:41,103 --> 00:36:43,091 No one ever wants to go in the patient's room. 743 00:36:43,242 --> 00:36:45,326 Even the Candy Stripers leave them alone. 744 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:49,124 But I saw something amazing. 745 00:36:50,862 --> 00:36:52,078 Pure truth. 746 00:36:53,334 --> 00:36:55,418 She told her mother that she was dying. 747 00:36:55,911 --> 00:36:57,281 Stripped her of all hope. 748 00:36:58,541 --> 00:37:00,702 That sounds... Horrible. 749 00:37:01,014 --> 00:37:02,416 It was like watching some 750 00:37:02,551 --> 00:37:05,735 bizarre astronomical event that you know you're never gonna see again. 751 00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:09,272 You tell people the cold, hard truth all the time. You get off on it. 752 00:37:10,012 --> 00:37:11,131 Cause I don't care. 753 00:37:11,381 --> 00:37:12,404 She cared. 754 00:37:13,412 --> 00:37:14,826 She did it anyway. 755 00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:18,306 She did it because she cared. 756 00:37:20,526 --> 00:37:23,215 The angels of Christmas have finally given House 757 00:37:23,235 --> 00:37:24,681 a present he can appreciate. 758 00:37:24,746 --> 00:37:28,515 Well, don't ruin it. Don't pin this on Christ got the niesem. 759 00:37:28,535 --> 00:37:30,664 - Ent had to die. - Would you take off that hat. 760 00:37:30,814 --> 00:37:32,975 It's Christmas. It's a reindeer. 761 00:37:33,222 --> 00:37:34,669 It's a moose on a Jew. 762 00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:36,458 Who cares? 763 00:37:40,348 --> 00:37:43,870 Things have their place. You wouldn't hang dreidels from a Christmas tree. 764 00:37:44,617 --> 00:37:45,626 You could. 765 00:37:47,043 --> 00:37:48,393 Things don't care. 766 00:37:53,346 --> 00:37:54,909 No, they don't. 767 00:37:59,127 --> 00:38:00,726 Happy Solstice, House. 768 00:38:02,106 --> 00:38:04,726 God rest ye merry, gentlemen. 769 00:38:04,926 --> 00:38:07,226 Let nothing you dismay 770 00:38:07,528 --> 00:38:10,515 remember Christ our savior 771 00:38:10,535 --> 00:38:12,526 was born on Christmas day 772 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:15,515 to save us all from Satan's power 773 00:38:15,535 --> 00:38:17,826 when we were gone astray... 774 00:38:18,373 --> 00:38:20,167 Don't you people know holiday spirit? 775 00:38:20,263 --> 00:38:22,136 Bring me the eggnog of good cheer. 776 00:38:22,156 --> 00:38:24,050 House, if you have something to say, say it. 777 00:38:24,107 --> 00:38:26,356 If you don't give us a chance to get home before Santa. 778 00:38:26,389 --> 00:38:27,393 Scrooge. 779 00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,426 Give the patient risperidone. 780 00:38:29,926 --> 00:38:32,581 That's an anti-psychotic. She's dying. She's not crazy. 781 00:38:32,776 --> 00:38:35,361 I am going to perform a Christmas miracle. 782 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:39,826 Tidings of comfort and joy 783 00:38:39,992 --> 00:38:41,209 comfort and joy... 784 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,112 You said all the other causes of osteopetrosis are fatal. 785 00:38:45,258 --> 00:38:47,052 Except for the one we discounted early. 786 00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:48,466 Because it was impossible. 787 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:52,162 When a fetus forms, it's just a mass of cells. 788 00:38:53,021 --> 00:38:56,185 Breast tissue covers an extensive portion of the body. 789 00:38:56,471 --> 00:38:59,384 As the fetus develops, most of this tissue recedes, 790 00:38:59,926 --> 00:39:02,026 remaining only in the fun places. 791 00:39:02,526 --> 00:39:04,815 But sometimes extra breast tissue 792 00:39:04,835 --> 00:39:07,480 is left behind in places where it doesn't belong. 793 00:39:07,538 --> 00:39:09,892 Risperidone does a lot of things. 794 00:39:10,224 --> 00:39:13,926 One is it makes breast tissue swell, so we can find it more easily. 795 00:39:14,179 --> 00:39:16,378 You're telling me I could have breast cancer... 796 00:39:16,926 --> 00:39:19,131 Somewhere not in my breasts? That doesn't make sense. 797 00:39:19,187 --> 00:39:21,869 Taub's parents have a winter condo in Florida, 798 00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:23,379 they're still New Yorkers. 799 00:39:23,435 --> 00:39:25,044 - Actually, my parents. - Don't care. 800 00:39:25,351 --> 00:39:26,626 I told a parable. 801 00:39:27,637 --> 00:39:29,875 Now I'm going to raise the dead. 802 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,232 Give me that syringe. 803 00:39:34,404 --> 00:39:35,926 That's gotta be a fat deposit. 804 00:39:36,026 --> 00:39:37,715 Yes, I could be wrong. 805 00:39:37,735 --> 00:39:40,601 If I am, she's dead. So shut up. 806 00:39:46,099 --> 00:39:47,116 What's that? 807 00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:50,457 Risperidone also causes galactorrhea. 808 00:39:51,986 --> 00:39:53,085 What's that. 809 00:39:53,408 --> 00:39:54,855 Galac-galactic? 810 00:39:55,428 --> 00:39:56,526 Open your mouth. 811 00:39:57,467 --> 00:39:59,203 Relax, you've had it before. 812 00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:00,526 I am not. 813 00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:05,729 Milk? Eww! 814 00:40:09,629 --> 00:40:12,426 We'll cut out your mom's tumor and start her on chemo. 815 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:15,460 All the rest of your symptoms should go away. 816 00:40:22,577 --> 00:40:23,850 I love you. 817 00:40:26,726 --> 00:40:27,805 I know. 818 00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:39,093 Have a wonderful life.