1 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:09,008 - Howard Wolowitz. - Hey. 2 00:00:09,217 --> 00:00:12,636 Dave Roeger, here, at NASA. We need to talk about your upcoming mission. 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:16,682 Yes, yes, I've been doing my push-ups. 4 00:00:17,475 --> 00:00:20,853 I'm still stuck at nine, but... 5 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:25,816 That's going all the way down with no one holding me, heh. 6 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:28,861 That's great, uh, but that's not why I called. 7 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,529 We've run into a bit of a snafu. 8 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,198 Your Soyuz capsule failed the pressurization test... 9 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,910 ...so bottom line, the mission's been scrubbed. 10 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,415 You're kidding. So, what does that mean? 11 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,043 Uh-huh. 12 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,670 Uh-huh, heh. 13 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,840 Boy, I gotta tell you, I'm really disappointed. 14 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:54,178 This was my dream ever since I was a little kid. 15 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:57,890 Okay, uh... Thanks for the call. 16 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,809 Yeah, you too. 17 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,270 Yes! Thank you! 18 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:09,359 Oh, I'm not gonna die in space! 19 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,738 Phew, I'm gonna die the way God intended. 20 00:01:12,947 --> 00:01:17,117 In my late 50s with a heart full of pastrami. 21 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:46,063 I'm going to need a larger shirt. 22 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,735 This one's a little tight under the arms. 23 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,278 Okay. 24 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:56,115 Maybe it's tight because you're wearing long underwear? 25 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:58,158 Yes, of course that's why it's tight. 26 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,745 Let me rephrase the question. 27 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:04,456 - Why are you wearing long underwear? - You're kidding. 28 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,751 Shouldn't the question be, why aren't you? 29 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,338 No, it should be, why are you? 30 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,799 Leonard, these rental tuxedos... 31 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:17,052 ...have been worn by hundreds of sweaty strangers. 32 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,263 I don't like my own sweat touching my skin. 33 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,640 How do you think I feel about theirs? 34 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:25,477 - Why don't you slip this on? - Said the hangman offering a noose. 35 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:30,274 Heh, well, that wasn't as entertaining as when he rents bowling shoes... 36 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,109 ...but it was right up there. 37 00:02:32,944 --> 00:02:35,988 Well, that's it. My orders have been rescinded. 38 00:02:36,197 --> 00:02:38,532 I am officially "no go" to space. 39 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:42,703 I'm sorry, Howard, but I gotta tell you, I'm a little relieved you're not going. 40 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,413 - Why? - Come on. 41 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,958 You were gonna go in a rocket designed in the 1960s by the Russians. 42 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,376 Yeah, so? 43 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,837 When was the last time you heard someone say: 44 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:55,757 "Ooh, check out this Blu-ray player. It must be good, it was built in Russia"? 45 00:02:57,969 --> 00:03:00,220 Well, their technology isn't that bad. 46 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:04,016 When you come back to Earth in a Soyuz capsule, you free-fall from space... 47 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,477 ...at 500 miles per hour, and the only thing that slows you down... 48 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,939 ...is a parachute that pops out before you crash into the ground. 49 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,609 The thing was designed by the same brilliant minds... 50 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:16,820 ...who were unable to capture Rocky and Bullwinkle. 51 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,241 All right, well, whatever. I wasn't worried. 52 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,492 You weren't? 53 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:26,038 Okay, let me explain the difference between you and me. 54 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:30,417 You watch Star Trek, I live it. 55 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,338 Oh, I don't remember the episode of Star Trek... 56 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:38,550 ...where the guy never goes to space and brags about it in a tuxedo store. 57 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:42,137 Make all the jokes you want, but there's only one of us brave enough... 58 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,431 ...to almost do what I almost did. 59 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,185 Ah, much better. 60 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,855 You must be burning up. 61 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,608 A little. But not more than your urethrae will be... 62 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,152 ...after whatever's in those pants swims up them. 63 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:04,868 Well, I cut quite the dashing yet hygienic figure, don't I? 64 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:08,330 I look like the Flash about to get married. 65 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:14,294 Oh, a tissue! A tissue! Oh, good Lord! 66 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:16,546 Uh, where's he going? 67 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,882 He keeps emergency Purell in the car. 68 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,300 Keys. Keys. Keys. 69 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:27,266 - Hey, you. - Before I come in, you should know... 70 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,476 ...I have gas. 71 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,813 For the record, not your worst opening line. 72 00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:36,900 Check it out. It's the gas I use in my laser to support high voltages. 73 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:41,363 But it also has an interesting secondary use. 74 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:43,448 Here. Breathe this in. 75 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:47,286 But before I do it, if you're a cop, you have to tell me, right? 76 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:51,248 - Just try it. - Okay. 77 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:56,211 What's it supposed to...? Oh, my God, that is so freaky. 78 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:03,135 You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. 79 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,096 Again. Me, me. Okay. 80 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,058 Leonard, I am your father. 81 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,439 I have never been more attracted to a woman... 82 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,275 - ...who sounds like a man in my life. - Aw, heh. 83 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,444 Mm. 84 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:26,074 Hey, you know how we've been taking things slow? 85 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,326 Mm-hm. 86 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,827 Well, I've been thinking... 87 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:33,915 ...and maybe I'm ready to take things a little faster. 88 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,376 - Oh, great. - Mm-hm. 89 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:40,672 And I promise, after waiting four months, fast is what you're gonna get. 90 00:05:43,384 --> 00:05:45,886 Just... Just one thing. We're in a great place right now. 91 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:49,056 I don't wanna do anything that will make stuff weird again. 92 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,475 - So we won't let it get weird. - Okay. 93 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,311 Oh, just a heads up. Mm. Since the last time you saw me naked... 94 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,355 ...I got a Cookie Monster tattoo. 95 00:05:56,564 --> 00:06:00,525 The acceptable responses when you see it are "awesome" or nothing. 96 00:06:00,735 --> 00:06:02,486 What about... 97 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,030 ...cookies. 98 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:15,165 Amy. Amy. Amy 99 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,418 Seven o'clock. Right on time. 100 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:20,879 It's not an accident. 101 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,340 I waited outside your door for 20 minutes. 102 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,967 Well, dinner's almost ready. 103 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:30,138 I must say I was surprised you chose to spend our date-night in your apartment. 104 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,473 Well, as I mentioned, uh... 105 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:35,769 ...the Pasadena City Council is debating longer crosswalk times... 106 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:39,064 ...and later, the Lego store is having a Midnight Madness sale. 107 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,900 You ask anyone, that's a hot date. 108 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:46,154 Tempting choices, but I have something special planned for tonight. 109 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:49,491 What can be more special than having an adequate amount of time... 110 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:53,620 ...to cross the street on your way to buy a tiny Lego Indiana Jones? 111 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,623 With our friends moving forward in relationships... 112 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,251 ...I have decided we should make progress in ours. 113 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,628 Oh, dear Lord. 114 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,089 Two years ago, we didn't even know each other... 115 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:07,175 ...and now I'm in your apartment after dark. 116 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,179 How much faster can this thing go? 117 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:13,473 Had a feeling you'd be reluctant... 118 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:16,726 ...which is why I'm going to dip into my bag of tricks. 119 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:20,021 Oh, heh, you brain-monkeys kill me. Dip away. 120 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:24,860 I have devised an experiment that I believe will increase your feelings... 121 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:29,114 - ...for me in an accelerated time-frame. - Well, how do you propose to do that? 122 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:32,868 Uh, I hope you're not thinking about some sort of LSD thought-control. 123 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:36,079 There's only one mind-expanding drug that this man enjoys. 124 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,331 And that's called school. 125 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,918 Human beings form emotional attachments as they grow up. 126 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,005 In your case, to your mother, superheroes, et cetera. 127 00:07:45,756 --> 00:07:47,507 I'm going to attempt an experiment... 128 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,427 ...that will get you to transfer those feelings to me. 129 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,637 Well, seems what's on the menu tonight... 130 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:56,057 ...is malarkey with a big side of poppycock. 131 00:07:56,726 --> 00:08:00,937 We'll see. Let's start with a little romantic dinner music, shall we? 132 00:08:04,525 --> 00:08:07,777 - The "Super Mario Brothers" theme? - Yes. 133 00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:12,157 I see what you're doing. You're attempting to build on the work... 134 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:14,951 ...of Ebbinghaus by triggering an involuntary memory... 135 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,453 ...of me playing that game. 136 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,748 Admittedly the happiest 600 hours of my childhood. 137 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,751 - But it won't work. - Fine. 138 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:26,838 There's no reason we can't have a lovely dinner. Why don't you have a seat? 139 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:35,680 - May I offer you something to drink? - You know I don't drink. 140 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,183 Not even Strawberry Quik? 141 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,395 I love Strawberry Quik. 142 00:08:43,272 --> 00:08:45,690 It's my favorite pink fluid... 143 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,693 ...uh, narrowly beating out Pepto-Bismol. 144 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:56,034 Oh, I know. I think it will go nicely with what I have prepared for dinner. 145 00:08:56,244 --> 00:09:00,080 Spaghetti with little pieces of hot dog cut up in it. 146 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:02,165 - Just like your mommy used to make. - Oh. 147 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,668 Yummy, yummy. 148 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,837 Yeah, we should do this more often. 149 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,429 Uh-oh. 150 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,518 I'm sorry, I did. I crossed a line. I didn't mean to! 151 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,895 Who says that right in the middle of sex? 152 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,564 I don't know. It just came out. 153 00:09:25,773 --> 00:09:28,108 People say weird things during sex all the time. 154 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:31,736 - Well, they sure as hell don't say that. - Lt was the heat of the moment. 155 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,656 No, the heat of the moment is, "Yeah, just like that"... 156 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:37,409 ...not, "Will you marry me?" 157 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:42,914 - I'm sorry, just give me another chance. - So you can crawl under covers and go: 158 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:47,168 "Hey baby, wanna go look for houses in neighborhoods with good schools"? 159 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:52,048 Again, I'm sorry. With Howard and Bernadette getting married... 160 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,509 ...I got caught up in a little wedding fever. 161 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,094 I take it back. 162 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:59,806 You can't take something like that back. What are we supposed to do now? 163 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:05,687 Okay, at some point, we'll look back and this is going to be a funny story. 164 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,148 Why don't we just start doing that now? 165 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:09,983 - You're kidding. - No. 166 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:13,945 Hey, do you remember... 167 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:19,284 ...that time when I proposed to you in bed, heh? 168 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,495 And you were all, like, "What are you doing"? 169 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,333 That was so funny. 170 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,003 So funny. 171 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,633 - It's not funny. - Just give it a minute. 172 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,303 Is that a little smile I see there? 173 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:41,389 I should go. 174 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:47,020 Hey, I was thinking, for our first dance at the wedding... 175 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,732 ...what if we learn the final number from Dirty Dancing? 176 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,194 - You're kidding. - No, come on. 177 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:58,490 How cool would that be? Me running into your arms. 178 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,035 You lifting me up into the air. 179 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,374 - You're in a good mood. - Yeah, well, why wouldn't I be? 180 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,834 I'm marrying the girl of my dreams... 181 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,879 ...and finally got my mother to agree not to come on our honeymoon. 182 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,676 Oh, hang on. 183 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,011 Oh, it's NASA. 184 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,471 Wolowitz. 185 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,349 Oh, hi, Dave. What's up, heh? 186 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,561 No kidding. Really, heh? 187 00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:33,066 Well, that's great news. 188 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,652 Great, great news. 189 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:40,699 All right, I'll watch my e-mail for the details. 190 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,785 Okay, talk soon. 191 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,454 What's so great? 192 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:50,333 It looks like I'm going into space after all, heh. 193 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,711 Howie, that's wonderful. 194 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,005 Uh-huh, wonderful. 195 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,717 Yay! 196 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,973 What happened? I thought they cancelled your mission. 197 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:09,060 They... They did. But NASA really wants my telescope... 198 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:13,481 ...up on the space station, so they're putting me on an earlier launch. 199 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,442 When? 200 00:12:15,651 --> 00:12:17,736 A week from Friday. 201 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,530 What? We're getting married that Sunday. 202 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:26,745 You're right, heh. I... I can't go to space. I have to get married... 203 00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:30,373 ...and no one can say that's not a good reason. I'll call him back. 204 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:34,836 Wait. I don't wanna be the one who stands in your way. 205 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,506 Well, too bad, you already did. It's a done deal. But I forgive you. 206 00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:41,009 No. That's not how I wanna start our marriage. 207 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:44,262 Killing your dream? We'll have the wedding when you get back. 208 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:48,767 Yeah, but what about all the plans and the guests? 209 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,018 We'll call them. 210 00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:53,980 Although my dad's gonna go a little nutso over losing his deposits. 211 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,901 You're right, he is. 212 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,028 Your dad's gonna be furious. 213 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:02,781 There's no way he's gonna let us postpone this wedding. 214 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,991 Well, we tried. 215 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:09,120 I'll talk to him. He won't say no to his little girl, heh. 216 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:13,541 No, I... l should talk to him. You know, man to man. 217 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,126 Howie, my dad can be a bully. 218 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,420 He's gonna make you cancel your flight. 219 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,632 Yeah, we can only hope, heh, that he doesn't. 220 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:27,931 Bishop to queen four, level two. 221 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,977 - Check. - Sheldon, Knight takes Bishop. 222 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,021 You all right? 223 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,440 I'm fine. 224 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,611 Are you? You left your queen exposed from above... 225 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,114 ...trapped your knight in the corner, and you keep sighing and saying: 226 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,783 "Why me?" 227 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,994 Very well. 228 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,998 Can I ask you a question about women? 229 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:58,294 We got you that book last year. Wasn't everything in there? 230 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:02,173 No. I'm having a relationship problem with Amy. 231 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,552 And by the way, that book gave me nightmares. 232 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,513 If it makes you feel any better... 233 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,057 ...I screwed things up pretty good with Penny. 234 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,643 Look at us, Leonard. 235 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:18,523 Engaging in the social convention of men bellyaching about their old ladies. 236 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,860 I guess we are. So... 237 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:23,486 What's going on? 238 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:27,282 Believe it or not, Amy has embarked on a campaign... 239 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:32,412 ...to increase my feelings for her by making me happy. 240 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,500 I'm sorry, that must be very difficult for you. 241 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,378 It's awful. This morning... 242 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:44,048 ...she arranged for me to be an Amtrak Junior Conductor for the day. 243 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:49,053 It's usually only open to children. She got them to make an exception. 244 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,931 Shame on her. 245 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,851 They let me blow the whistle, Leonard. 246 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,896 She's good. 247 00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,481 I know. And it gets worse. 248 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:04,569 Her efforts are causing me to have affectionate feelings for her... 249 00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,780 ...at inappropriate times. 250 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,744 You mean like in bed or in the shower? 251 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:17,206 No. And would you please stop referencing that infernal book? 252 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,376 For example, this morning... 253 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,589 ...I was calculating the random motion of virtual particles in a vacuum... 254 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:31,554 ...when suddenly, the particles morphed into an image of Amy's dandruff... 255 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:39,646 ...gently cascading down onto her pale, slightly hunched shoulders. 256 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,275 What has that vixen done to me, Leonard? 257 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,110 How do I make it stop? 258 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:50,114 Well, if you had a physical relationship, I'd say propose during sex. 259 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,992 Turns out that's a real mood-killer. 260 00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,287 - I assume we're talking about you now? - Yeah. 261 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,791 So that's how this works? I complain and then you complain... 262 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,502 ...and no one offers any solutions? 263 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,421 Pretty much. 264 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,383 Well, no wonder the women are winning. 265 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,555 Mr. Rostenkowski, are you busy? 266 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,225 Just looking at some old pictures. Come on in. 267 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:21,688 Family pictures, or...? Holy crap, that's a dead person. 268 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,108 Last murder case before I retired. 269 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,276 How many bodies do you see there? 270 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,738 Careful. It's a trick question. 271 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:37,120 - I'm not sure. - No, you'll never get it. It's a fraction. 272 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,580 How about that, heh. 273 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:44,002 Anyway, sir, I need to talk to you about something. 274 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,670 Walnut? 275 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,715 No, thank you. I'm allergic. 276 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:54,220 Oh, sure. My partner used to have that. He's dead now. 277 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,975 - From nuts, heh? - No, his wife shot him. 278 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:03,730 But she was nuts. So in a way... 279 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,859 Nice story. Anyway... 280 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,278 ...the reason I wanted to talk to you is... 281 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:15,241 ...NASA has moved up my launch to the international Space Station. 282 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:19,287 - Yeah, so? - So the date is going to conflict... 283 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:22,957 ...with me marrying your daughter. Now, I know what you're going to say. 284 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,752 I made a commitment to Bernadette and to your family... 285 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:29,756 ...and I've got a lot of nerve coming here and demanding that we postpone this. 286 00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:33,176 Well, message heard and understood. Mission cancelled. Thank you. 287 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,387 Where are you going? 288 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,805 I'm sorry. 289 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,224 May I be excused? 290 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,186 No, you may not. Let me tell you something. 291 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,481 When I first met you... You just gonna stand there? 292 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,276 I'm sorry, I didn't know. Is this going to...? 293 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,029 Well, I should sit... May I be seated? I'll just sit. 294 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:59,118 When I first met you, I didn't like you. 295 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,622 I'm aware of that, sir. 296 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,583 But then you and I had some time together. 297 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,251 Uh-huh, heh. 298 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,545 It did not get better. 299 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,881 Right, right, heh. 300 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,966 That silly Beatle haircut. 301 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,261 You riding around on a red Vespa. 302 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,139 And you're still living at home with your mother. 303 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,769 To be honest, I thought Bernadette chose you to punish me. 304 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,107 But then I heard about your astronaut thing... 305 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:33,111 ...and I realized I judged you too fast. 306 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,447 Maybe you are the right guy for my little girl. 307 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:40,118 Oh, I am. And just so you know I'd still be an astronaut... 308 00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:41,828 ...even if I didn't go to space, heh. 309 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,957 You know, I've got an ID card and a NASA golf shirt. 310 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,208 No, no. You gotta go. 311 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,627 You can't turn down an opportunity like this. 312 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,255 But what about the wedding... 313 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,757 ...and all the money you put down for the reception? 314 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,467 You let me worry about that. 315 00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:00,513 You go up to that space station and you make me proud. 316 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,227 Um, okay. 317 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:09,313 You got a problem with that? 318 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,899 All right, look, I'm gonna level with you. 319 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:15,319 I'm terrified about going into space. 320 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:18,698 I mean, uh, what if I don't make it back? 321 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,701 It's gonna be okay, son. 322 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:26,789 - You really think so? - Of course. 323 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:31,669 A pretty girl like Bernadette. She'll find a new guy. 324 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:42,513 - Hey. - Hey. 325 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,557 - Off to work? - Yeah. 326 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,435 - Have a nice night. - Okay, you too. 327 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,646 Penny, just wait. 328 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,858 I've been thinking about what I said when we were in bed. 329 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,027 Yeah, I've been thinking about it too. 330 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,279 I noticed you never answered me. 331 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,741 You're right. 332 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,080 No. 333 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,878 - Uh, follow-up. Are we still dating? - Yep. 334 00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:17,548 - Is it still weird because I proposed? - Yep. 335 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,425 I have a couple more quick questions. 336 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,595 - Do you wanna call me from the car? - Nope. 337 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,058 I played that pretty well. 338 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,489 Hello, Leonard. 339 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,867 - What are you doing? - We're playing doctor. 340 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,454 Star Trek style. 341 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,291 I'm in hell, Leonard. 342 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,087 Don't stop.