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Argh!
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D'oh!
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Raise your cards now.
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Ooh...
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Whoo-hoo!
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♪ The Simpsons 23x20 ♪
The Spy Who Learned Me
Original Air Date on May 6, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Now that's what I call
going for a spin!
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Now that's what I call
a snappy retort!
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Stop saying
what you call things!
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I'm trying to watch the movie!
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Welcome to annual conclave of
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International Brotherhood
of Evil.
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"Evil in the
Age of Social Media."
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We have prepared
three breakout rooms
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for small group discussion.
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Here, here!
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These small rooms
are an excellent way
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for villains to mingle
with super-villains.
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But are you sure
we will not be bothered
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by the American master-spy
Stradivarius Cain?
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Do not worry about Doctor Cain.
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The last I saw him,
my beautiful mistress
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was about to finish him off.
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Yes, that's what I did.
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You killed him, right?
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Yes, he was
the perfect lover...
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of being killed!
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It's a weird sentence,
but let's move on.
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My baker has prepared an edible
monument to Cain's demise.
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Party's over, General.
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Stradivarius Cain?!
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No...!
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He turned that Russian guy
into Swiss cheese!
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Homer!
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People are here to see the
movie, not listen to you!
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Hey, Homer, great
yell-outs tonight!
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Lucky you, Marge!
You get to hear 'em the loudest!
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You've ruined me for other men!
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That's my hobby.
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This is my job.
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Swiss cheese...
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Marge, how come you're
not saying anything?
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There was enough talking
during the movie.
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This date night was even worse
than the date night
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we saw Date Night.
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Oh man, Marge is pissed.
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Look at her...
flaring her nostrils...
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drumming her fingers...
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making small noises like
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she's yelling at me
inside her head...
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Just take me home!
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That's what she said!
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- Another good one!
- You're on fire...!
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In order to cut down
on the rash of
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embarrassing YouTube videos
of our teachers,
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we will be scanning you and
taking away your smartphones.
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Make sure I get this back.
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A new low.
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I should've taken that
superintendent job in Honduras.
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My own donkey, all the sugarcane
I could suck...
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if only I could stomach the
upside-down question marks.
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Hm... Hm?!
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Hey Simpson. Let me
save you the trouble
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of putting that money
back in your pocket.
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Haw-haw!
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Stupid Nelson!
I hate that guy.
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My mom says bullies only bully
'cause they're scared.
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Your mom's next!
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You make dumb kids, lady.
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Hm?
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Hm.
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Boy, Homer, I gotta say,
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Marge looked pretty easy
on the eyes last night.
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And I know eye-ease!
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Yeah.
Uh-oh.
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Trouble in paradise?
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No, just my marriage.
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Woo...
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Honey, it's me again.
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I can't work knowing
that you're mad at me.
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I just wanna hear your voice.
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And I'm counting the minutes
till the whistle blows,
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then I go to Moe's,
then I rush home to you.
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Ooh! Explain this
infernal wheel to me again.
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Left for left, right for right!
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Enough of your double-talk!
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Excellent.
He's alive.
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Smithers, give this man
one Ibuprofen,
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uncoated, and send him back
to his workstation.
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Sir, Simpson has sustained a
serious concussion.
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Recent research says you must
give him time off to recover.
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Oh, pish.
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When I was in Africa, I had my
skull cracked open
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by cannibals,
and I'm still kicking!
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Sir, that was your partner.
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You betrayed him
to the cannibals.
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Oh, that's right.
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I have his memories
because I ate his brain.
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Mr. Burns, you have to
give this man something.
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He could sue us for all we've got!
Mm...
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Fine. Eight weeks off
with pay.
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That's a good thing.
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But you said it so mean.
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Eight weeks paid vacation,
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and all because of
a little bump on the noggin.
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Hey, Marge, here's something
that'll make you happy!
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Not in the mood!
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No, this is really good.
I...
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Nelson took
my lunch money again.
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Now, listen, Lisa...
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Hold that thought.
I'm tuning my saxophone.
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- Sharp.
- Flat.
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Sharp. Flat.
No one will tell me if
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I'm a ghost or not!
Well, I just got...
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Got what, Homer?
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Uh...
I got...
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Shelbyville radio
in my car for a few minutes.
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Homer, I'm a single mother
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trying to raise a family here.
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But you're not...
Just zip it!
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I have eight weeks
paid vacation,
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and my family doesn't know.
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Whoo-hoo.
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Honey, I'm off to work!
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You know...
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maybe I should call in sick.
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We could visit all
our old romantic haunts
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that have closed and turned into
temporary Halloween stores.
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I have to take Maggie
for her checkup.
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And a guy's coming to see what
the smell is under the house.
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I get it. You need
your Marge time.
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Well, I'm...
off to work.
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Ow! Ow!
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My feet hurt,
and my neck is cold.
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Children,
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I didn't get
much sleep last night,
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because I was up late again,
lamenting the choices I've made.
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Haw-haw!
You can't change the past.
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Just for that, you can go
to the principal's office,
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while the rest of the class
enjoys... a movie day.
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Every day thousands of people
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wolf down his "kwazy cuisine"
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thinking they're getting
the nutrients
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a human being needs to live.
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But for 30 days, this reporter
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ate nothing but this
joker's deck of carbs.
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And I say:
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Do you want lies with that?
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Oh great. Another documentary
making me look like a scuzzbag.
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What is it this time?
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That the town I sponsor in
Africa doesn't exist?
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Prove it!
Film all of Africa!
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I've gained 20 pounds.
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As for my cholesterol...
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It's bad. You can just
scrape it right off.
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But still I soldier on
with my "Laffy Meal."
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Hey, this is all
above-board.
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One month
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of eating Krustyburger
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and nothing else
has transformed me
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into a morbidly obese,
toilet-busting American.
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If I don't have
some kind of nugget
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every five minutes, I'll die.
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I'm so weak...
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I can't even fill out
this application
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for "Documentary Film Oscar."
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But it'll be worth it
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if my suffering teaches Krusty
the value of proper nutrition.
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You're gonna be my
breakfast English sausage!
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Hm...
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Man, when you're not at work,
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you see so many
beautiful things.
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And now,
because it's afternoon,
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I can go to Moe's without having
a "drinking problem."
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Hey, Homer.
I could hear your
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pathetic rationalizing
through the door.
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Well, why can't I
hang out at the bar all day?
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My wife doesn't want to
be with me.
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Look, I'd love to discuss
your problems,
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but a pack of raccoons
took over my back room
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and today's the day
I make my stand.
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Aah! Aah!
There's more than I thought!
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I wish I could
pull down my zipper
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and that guy would come out.
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Stranger things
have happened, Homer.
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Stradivarius Cain!
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What the...?
Am I losing my marbles?
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No, I'm just
an illusion caused by
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the concussion you suffered
at the plant.
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Can I put my hand through you?
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If you want.
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C'mon... really?
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Show a little class.
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Sorry.
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Now I'm about to undertake
my toughest mission ever:
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To make you into a man
your wife can't resist.
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What the...?
No one can see you!
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Other people's imaginary
friends can see me.
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Hello, Dr. Cain.
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Hello, Hufnpuffalus.
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Sorry I slept
with your girlfriend.
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You did me a favor, man.
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Lunch money, lunch money,
lunch money.
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Hey, Lis.
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Nelson, don't you want
my lunch money?
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Nah. Chicks wind up
getting all your money anyway.
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That's sexist, but thank you.
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Now I gotta go liberate some
cash from your brother.
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Well, if you must.
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See if you can find out
where my dolls are.
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You might not like the answer.
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I just want closure.
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Simpson, you know why I'm here.
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Nelson, I could give you
my lunch money...
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or I could give you...
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Lunch?
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Actual lunch?!
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Look at all them burgers
and fries.
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I didn't know they served
these things warm!
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Aw... they feel
like a baby's head.
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I just thank God you didn't take
my coupons.
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Got enough for a month.
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Free hamburger?!
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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No, you give them the coupon,
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and they give you
the hamburger.
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I knew that.
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I must say, whoever installed
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your car's secret weapons
did a great job hiding them.
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Yeah, Dr. Cain, the thing
about that is...
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uh, there aren't any weapons.
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What?! Well, does your car at
least turn into something else?
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Sometimes Marge says I turn it
into a trashcan.
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Hmm...
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Homer, you are going
to clean up this car,
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put on cologne, and become
a sparkling conversationalist.
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Sounds like you're turning
into wife number two.
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I can do that.
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So, stick with Marge!
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Whoa, what's going on
there, Lou?
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Well, if you ask me, Chief...
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All right, what does this mean?
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Childhood obesity...
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it's not funny anymore!
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Breakfast cereals where the
surprise inside is diabetes
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and soda cups the size
of hot tubs
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have made every state
Mississippi-fat.
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Mmm-mmm!
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That's Nelson!
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No, you're imagining things.
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What else you got?
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Just bubbling oil.
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Stand back and give me a straw.
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Now, the ultimate test:
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I want you to convince...
that woman
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to give herself to you
body and soul.
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But I'm a married man.
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Yeah, I know.
A married man is never attracted
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to a beautiful woman
he doesn't even know,
262
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but this will give you the
confidence you need with Marge.
263
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:05,110
Okay, I'll make
a stranger love me forever.
264
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,078
And Homer, remember:
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It doesn't matter what you say
266
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:11,583
as long as you say it
with confidence.
267
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,884
Mm-hmm!
268
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:16,704
My dear, did you just
fall from heaven?
269
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'Cause your hair looks
really messed up.
270
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,209
Okay, it matters
a little what you say.
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Moving on...
272
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,312
You know what wood
makes the best
273
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,381
ventriloquist dummy?
Maple.
274
00:14:29,218 --> 00:14:32,620
How many hardboiled eggs
do you think I can eat?
275
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Look, just say this:
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mm!
277
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When I was in special ops,
278
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,946
they held me in
an Afghan prison
279
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where all I could see
was a patch of blue sky.
280
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,951
But that blue was
nothing compared
281
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to the blue of your eyes.
282
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:53,591
Oh... I am a sucker
for articulate fatsos.
283
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,527
Homer looks over at Cain, who
smiles and nods.
284
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,263
What is this?
285
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,899
I leave for two seconds
to get chocolate martinis,
286
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:04,502
and my wife is expertly seduced
by this pork empanada!
287
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,137
What do I do?
288
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,273
Squirt that lemon in his eye!
289
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,475
You think a lemon
will stop me?!
290
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,312
A lime! No...!
291
00:15:17,566 --> 00:15:19,801
Did you see the guy?
292
00:15:23,372 --> 00:15:25,340
Marge, what brings you
to the S.N.P.P.?
293
00:15:25,407 --> 00:15:27,509
Homie's been working so hard.
294
00:15:27,576 --> 00:15:29,511
I thought I'd bring him
a special lunch.
295
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:31,146
Marge, you're a blue angel.
296
00:15:31,213 --> 00:15:33,114
And I'm not talking ' about
those pilots that hot dog in
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an air show while the real men
are in combat.
298
00:15:35,117 --> 00:15:37,352
Where's Homer working?
299
00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:39,220
Here, right?
300
00:15:39,288 --> 00:15:41,389
Not since Burns gave him
that time off.
301
00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,358
What is this? Week six?
What?!
302
00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:46,461
I knew there was a reason
he was leaving on time!
303
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,696
Oh, I can't believe this!
304
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:52,967
What'd you say to her?
305
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:53,857
I don't know.
306
00:15:53,873 --> 00:15:55,674
I thought I was
making small talk.
307
00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:58,547
But it turned out
to be big talk.
308
00:16:08,327 --> 00:16:09,838
What?!
Krusty!
309
00:16:09,853 --> 00:16:11,572
This once-vibrant
young bully
310
00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:13,942
won't even live to pick on kids
in junior high!
311
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,223
Because he's been eating
nothing but your food!
312
00:16:16,262 --> 00:16:17,836
Atta boy!
313
00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:22,122
Got any fries, man?
I just need a couple.
314
00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:24,121
Not my responsibility.
315
00:16:24,147 --> 00:16:25,786
He didn't have
to order that crap.
316
00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:28,558
We've got yogurt
and salad on the menu!
317
00:16:28,635 --> 00:16:30,903
Do you actually serve
those items?
318
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:33,690
No. Mmm...
319
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,213
All right, kid,
to make this right,
320
00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:39,965
I'm gonna hook you up
with my personal trainer.
321
00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:43,465
Billy, get this kid
into superhero shape!
322
00:16:43,514 --> 00:16:45,462
Hugh Jackman Wolverine?
323
00:16:45,492 --> 00:16:46,926
I'm not made of money.
324
00:16:46,978 --> 00:16:49,349
Alicia Silverstone Batgirl?
325
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,298
He's that now.
326
00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:00,093
Busy day at work?
327
00:17:00,154 --> 00:17:03,323
Did you get a lot
of work done, workerman?
328
00:17:03,726 --> 00:17:05,022
What do I do?
What do I do?!
329
00:17:05,061 --> 00:17:07,646
Take her by those shoulders
she never covers
330
00:17:07,669 --> 00:17:09,436
and tell her the truth.
331
00:17:09,879 --> 00:17:11,504
You're right, Marge, I lied.
332
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:13,793
Don't give me
that load of... Huh?
333
00:17:13,845 --> 00:17:15,338
I got a head injury at work,
334
00:17:15,371 --> 00:17:17,458
and they gave me eight
weeks paid vacation.
335
00:17:17,629 --> 00:17:20,154
Head injury?!
Why didn't you tell me?
336
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,361
And I spent all
that time learning
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00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,254
how to be a better husband.
338
00:17:24,303 --> 00:17:25,937
The kind of husband you deserve.
339
00:17:25,989 --> 00:17:27,881
Wha...?
340
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,365
Kiss her.
Kiss her while I watch.
341
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,572
Mmm...
342
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,124
The three of us are going
343
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:41,993
to the most romantic restaurant
in town.
344
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,330
This car's so clean!
345
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:48,650
I'm not getting flea bites
on my ankles!
346
00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:51,369
I have bug-bombed
the car for m'lady.
347
00:17:54,455 --> 00:17:55,322
Whoo!
348
00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:56,882
Whoo!
349
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:04,315
We meet again!
350
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,950
Looking for this?
351
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:17,572
He won't be out for long.
Flee, my love!
352
00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,608
Why is he trying to kill you,
353
00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:22,627
and why did she call
you her love?
354
00:18:22,711 --> 00:18:23,944
It was all a training exercise
355
00:18:23,996 --> 00:18:25,463
to make me smooth for you.
356
00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:26,631
Of course, she fell for me,
357
00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:28,115
and of course,
I wanted no part of her.
358
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:31,235
Now the only one who can help us
is Stradivarius Cain.
359
00:18:31,303 --> 00:18:32,470
The guy from the movie?
360
00:18:32,538 --> 00:18:33,571
I'll explain later.
361
00:18:33,639 --> 00:18:35,406
Strad, come back!
362
00:18:35,474 --> 00:18:36,841
I know you're in there!
363
00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:37,892
No.
364
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,127
Not you.
365
00:18:39,194 --> 00:18:41,062
Big fan, but no.
366
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,364
Cleatus the football robot,
you're my only hope!
367
00:18:51,907 --> 00:18:52,707
No one likes you!
368
00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:56,794
How can a fat man hide so well?
369
00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:01,182
Strad, where are you?
370
00:19:03,485 --> 00:19:05,219
You can handle him, Homer.
371
00:19:05,287 --> 00:19:08,923
Just remember
what I taught you.
372
00:19:08,991 --> 00:19:10,825
When I was in special ops,
373
00:19:10,893 --> 00:19:12,360
they held me in
an Afghan prison
374
00:19:12,428 --> 00:19:15,329
where all I could see was
a patch of blue sky.
375
00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:16,864
But that blue was
nothing compared
376
00:19:16,932 --> 00:19:20,101
with the blue of your eyes.
377
00:19:20,169 --> 00:19:22,837
I cannot kill a poet like you.
378
00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:25,173
And you are a very lucky woman.
379
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,042
This is why I always say
"mingle at parties."
380
00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:30,278
It's how I met Greg Kinnear.
381
00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:32,180
Ay! With the
Greg Kinnear again.
382
00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:33,581
Can't friends talk
about friends?
383
00:19:33,649 --> 00:19:35,082
He is not your friend!
384
00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:37,602
Then why did he say he'd call me
when he comes to Bolivia?
385
00:19:39,705 --> 00:19:41,272
We used to be like them.
386
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,607
Mmm.
387
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:46,544
So, how many more weeks
do you have off?
388
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:48,796
Actually, I was supposed
to be back last week.
389
00:19:50,299 --> 00:19:54,031
We'll just wait for the call
from Human Resources.
390
00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:01,853
I guess my work here is done.
391
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:08,293
But Stradivarius Cain will
return in "Lisa Gets a B Plus."
392
00:20:10,246 --> 00:20:13,048
I knew you were mad at me.
393
00:20:13,116 --> 00:20:15,702
At the risk
of inflaming Sister Fate,
394
00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:19,342
this bully-free period
has been an Arcadian idyll!
395
00:20:19,422 --> 00:20:20,856
Here, here!
Idyll!
396
00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:23,508
Ha-ha!
397
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,169
I administer with this nose.
398
00:20:38,652 --> 00:20:40,737
This is a happy ending?
399
00:20:40,821 --> 00:20:43,639
Well, he's tough on nerds,
but easy on the eyes.
400
00:20:43,707 --> 00:20:44,770
What'd you just say?
401
00:20:44,823 --> 00:20:46,017
Nothing.
402
00:20:46,363 --> 00:20:52,980
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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00:21:32,756 --> 00:21:34,590
Shh!