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Previously on...
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Lynette found that dating Tom's boss...
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If I asked you to have Tom
work a few nights this week,
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you'd do it?
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You just say the word.
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Had its advantages.
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I'm sending Tom to Mumbai for a year.
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Julie made a big decision about her baby...
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I'm gonna keep her.
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And the baby's father made a commitment.
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I'll get a job.
I'll take... I'll take classes.
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I'll do whatever it takes.
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- Carlos and Gaby argued...
- Carlos.
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I am not gonna let Bree
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take the fall for a crime I committed.
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After Bree was arrested for murder.
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This is one of those times where
the best things you can do
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is do nothing.
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But Bree's attorney was confident...
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Did you, uh, have some
new thoughts on the case?
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Why don't we discuss them over dinner?
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As well as convincing.
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Since Bree Van de Kamp was arrested,
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she had experienced
a wide range of emotions.
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One moment, she felt afraid.
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The next, she was angry.
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And through it all, she felt ashamed.
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But now that her trial was approaching,
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she was beginning to feel...
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a little rattled.
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Bree, are you okay?
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Yeah. Just all this witness preparation
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is making me nervous.
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Gaby's been in there for ages.
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Trip's very thorough.
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He just wants to make
sure we're all ready.
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- There you are. That took a while.
- No kidding.
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I haven't been grilled like that
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since Carlos got my last credit card bill.
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Well, as alibi witnesses,
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you're gonna be asked about
every detail of the night
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So... how many dinner guests
were there that night?
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14.
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- What color dress was Bree wearing?
- Red.
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What sauce did she serve with the chicken?
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Oh. I got this.
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Barbecue?
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Gaby, of all the things
I've been accused of,
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the idea that I would serve barbecue sauce
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at a dinner party!
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Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.
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That sounds way worse than
saying you killed Alejandro.
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Wait. Uh... Who's Alejandro?
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Uh, my gardener.
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I'm always getting...
my mexicans confused...
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which I'm allowed to do,
because I'm mexican.
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I gotta run. You, uh,
you gonna be all right?
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Of course. With you in my corner,
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how can I not be?
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Okay. What was that
little prom photo moment
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with the hands?
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We warned you about this.
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You're still going after him, aren't you?
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Of course not. I am totally
focused on the case,
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and so is he.
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Okay, fine. What am I supposed to do?
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He is the most intelligent,
caring, charming man
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I have met in ages.
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And by the way, it isn't
exactly a one-way street.
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He's been showing quite a bit
of interesting in me, too.
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- Um, Bree...
- And besides, if I reject him,
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he might be too humiliated
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- to do a good job on my case.
- Yeah?
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Something tells me he's gonna bounce back.
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Yes, after Bree Van de Kamp was arrested,
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she felt a range of emotions.
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But the one thing she
didn't expect to feel...
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was jealousy.
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At the Fairview childbirth center,
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there are certain conversations
you expect to hear...
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discussions about the magic
of a changing body...
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Look at me. I'm a cow.
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The beauty of natural childbirth.
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Just so you know, I'm getting the drugs.
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Or the importance of healthy nutrition.
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Take a chip, lose a hand.
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But Julie Meyer found herself
having a conversation...
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I can't believe Bree's
on trial for murder.
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I mean, come on.
Killers don't wear aprons.
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That was rather unexpected.
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I know. It sucks.
You know what else sucks?
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Somebody trying to relax you
by talking about a murder.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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So what would be a good
thing for you to visualize
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that might help relax you?
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Me punching Porter in
the face for being late.
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Okay. Forget visualization.
How about we try
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some of that breathing stuff again?
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Ugh. No. I hate that "Hee-hee-hee."
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Feels stupid.
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I know. But it works.
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Relaxes you when you start
to get stressed out.
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Okay, nice job, everyone.
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We're gonna show the birthing DVD now.
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Julie, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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I had to clean out
the fryer before I could leave.
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No worries. Plus you
smell like french fries.
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I love french fries.
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It's because you're about to go through...
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You missed, like, the whole class.
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She did great. Let me tell you,
this girl can visualize.
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I planned on getting out early,
but a shift opened up,
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and I had to take it.
What do you want me to say?
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I want you to say that you'll be on time
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for one thing we do as
we get ready to have this baby.
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"Hee-hee-hee-hee."
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It's not funny, Mrs. Delfino.
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Look. I said I'm sorry.
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The point is, I'm here now,
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and I'm 100% focused and ready to help.
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Just stay calm.
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The crowning begins,
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and the head of the baby becomes visible.
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Hello. This is Bree Van de Kamp.
May I please speak with Trip?
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Oh. Was he having lunch alone?
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Oh, right. The blonde woman
with the convertible.
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I see. Right.
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Thank you.
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Okay, I know there's been a lot of talk
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about what you should wear to the trial,
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so I've selected a few outfits
that just scream "Acquittal."
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What do you think?
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Black and white stripes?
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Oh, good point. Don't need to
put an idea in the jury's mind.
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How about ruffles? I read somewhere
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that no one has ever been
convicted while wearing ruffles.
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- Well...
- Okay. You're right.
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There's always a first time.
To hell with ruffles.
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How about this one?
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It's lovely, but I am
being accused of sleeping
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with a total stranger and killing him.
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And red is the color of
blood and whores. Got it.
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Don't worry. We'll find something else.
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Bree, something wrong?
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Apart from me standing trial
for murder in three days, no.
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Life is good.
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Relax. It's gonna be okay.
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And remember, you're actually innocent.
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Juries can sense things like that.
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- I hope you're right.
- Of course I am.
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And Trip's a brilliant lawyer.
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He's gonna get you off in no time.
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I'm just worried that he's been
a little distracted lately.
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He seems fine to me.
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I have some other dresses in the back.
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Let me bring 'em out for you.
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It's gonna turn out fine, Bree.
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Honestly, I'm not worried at all.
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India?
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Not India. He said he's going to Mumbai.
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That's in India, you idiot.
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- How long are you gonna be gone?
- A year.
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What? Dad, you're gonna miss
my eighth grade graduation.
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It won't be so bad.
We can send him pictures.
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We can skype.
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So he's supposed to teach me
to drive over the computer?
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And he's gonna miss the birth of my baby.
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I am sorry, guys.
Look, I talked to my boss.
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He's not changing his mind.
There's nothing I can do.
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Besides, it's... it's just for a year.
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It'll go by like that.
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Daddy, no!
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I don't want you to go.
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I know. I love you so much, baby.
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Guys, could I have
a minute alone with your dad?
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Yeah, sure.
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Guys, it's gonna be okay.
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We're gonna get through this!
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I don't know how we're
gonna get through this.
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So how did Jane take the news?
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Um, timing could've been better.
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We're not exactly in
a good place right now.
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Well, maybe some time
apart will do you good.
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Hmm. Maybe.
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It's gonna be...
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really weird being so far away.
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I know. It's gonna be so hard on the kids.
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Actually, I was talking about you.
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I don't think we've ever been apart
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for more than a month.
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Who's gonna tell me what to do?
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What to think?
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Whether your shoes are on the right feet.
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Exactly.
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I'm really gonna miss you.
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I'm...
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so sorry.
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Why?
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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Hello.
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Are you looking for Trip?
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Yes. Well, he's meeting
with the judge on my case.
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I'll wait for him.
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So how exactly do you know Trip?
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He... hires me from time to time.
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And what is the nature of your work?
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I really can't say.
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Discretion's an important part of my job.
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Oh. I see. Well, part of your discretion
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is falling out of your blouse.
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Excuse me? Look, this is
Mr. Weston's place of business.
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Maybe you should meet him
in your place of business...
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perhaps a seedy motel
room or a street corner.
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Are you calling me a hooker?
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Well, if the push-up bra fits,
or in your case, doesn't...
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That's it. Screw you, lady.
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Tell Trip I'm off his case.
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Lindsay. Lindsay.
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- Trip?
- What the hell?
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Uh, she wanted me to tell
you that she's off the case.
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What was she doing on the case?
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She's a private investigator
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who was working on
a really big lead for us.
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Wh-why did she quit?
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No idea.
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I'd better go talk to her.
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No! I mean, you know how careful
you have to be with some women.
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They can misinterpret the littlest things.
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I'll talk to her.
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So what do you think, maid of honor?
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Nice.
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You do realize you're gonna
have to wear this... in public?
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You got a problem with it?
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No. It's just... the purple
is such a... bold choice.
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Aren't you afraid it's gonna
pull focus from the bride?
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And the sky and the earth?
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Lee, look at my wedding dress.
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All of this wearing all of that...
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Santa Claus in a thong riding a unicorn
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would not be able to pull focus from me.
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Lynette, you okay? You seem a little...
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distracted.
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I think she's still in shock.
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No, it's just...
this whole thing with Tom.
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Oh, Lynette, it's gonna be fine.
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My dad traveled all the time.
My siblings and I adjusted.
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Yeah, but he said he was gonna miss me.
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Really? Suddenly I'm interested.
That's great.
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And it was the way he said it,
too, like...
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he'd been kind of missing me already.
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Well, what are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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There's no way I can let him
get on that plane to Mumbai.
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Or eat these
if you're going to fit in that dress.
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Lindsay! Hi.
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I think we got off on
the wrong foot earlier.
259
00:12:31,243 --> 00:12:33,500
- Keep walking.
- I suppose I deserve that,
260
00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:34,305
but if I could just have a...
261
00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:37,949
I'm on surveillance! Stay down.
262
00:12:37,950 --> 00:12:40,644
Ooh, how exciting.
What are we surveilling?
263
00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:44,893
well, nothing now.
264
00:12:45,382 --> 00:12:47,368
I've been waiting six weeks
for that cheating bastard
265
00:12:47,369 --> 00:12:48,434
to leave his curtains open.
266
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,685
I'm sorry.
267
00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:52,622
Trip told me where to find you,
268
00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:56,794
because I wanted to apologize
for my unkind words.
269
00:12:56,795 --> 00:12:59,639
You were merely doing your job,
and I was very rude.
270
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,673
Well, you were more than rude.
271
00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:03,704
Yes, I was also off-color.
272
00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:06,543
I never should have...
implied you're a hooker
273
00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:08,631
or insulted your bosoms.
274
00:13:08,632 --> 00:13:09,410
They're lovely.
275
00:13:09,411 --> 00:13:10,416
No.
276
00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:14,506
Not that. You like him.
277
00:13:15,529 --> 00:13:16,548
You thought I was sleeping with him,
278
00:13:16,549 --> 00:13:17,550
and you got jealous.
279
00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:19,970
I'm not jealous of you and Trip.
280
00:13:20,497 --> 00:13:21,573
Is there a "You and Trip"?
281
00:13:21,574 --> 00:13:24,120
Oh, god, no. He's, like, 100.
282
00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:26,598
Look, I'll come back to your case,
283
00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:29,192
and I'll give you a free
pass on the crazy jealousy.
284
00:13:29,424 --> 00:13:30,955
It's not all your fault.
285
00:13:32,972 --> 00:13:34,580
- What do you mean?
- Trip's a good lawyer.
286
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:35,691
He listens carefully.
287
00:13:35,692 --> 00:13:37,519
He tells you he'll protect you.
288
00:13:37,554 --> 00:13:39,937
Female clients are always
getting the wrong idea.
289
00:13:42,752 --> 00:13:44,801
Well, that might be
the way it normally goes,
290
00:13:44,802 --> 00:13:46,908
but I happen to believe
there really is something
291
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,725
between Trip and me.
292
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:52,155
Sorry, but I know him.
He's all about the job.
293
00:13:52,156 --> 00:13:54,724
He's into your case, not you.
294
00:13:58,885 --> 00:14:01,639
Porter is going to be fine. Trust me.
295
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,521
Oh, sure. He'll just wear a helmet
296
00:14:03,522 --> 00:14:04,748
so he doesn't crack his head open
297
00:14:04,749 --> 00:14:06,788
when his head hits
the delivery room floor.
298
00:14:06,789 --> 00:14:08,785
Baby, I'm telling you,
299
00:14:09,575 --> 00:14:12,904
when the man gets in there with you,
it just clicks.
300
00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:16,192
They see the blood and stuff,
301
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,961
and it starts to seem
like a video game to them.
302
00:14:20,889 --> 00:14:23,155
I'm getting a bad feeling about this.
303
00:14:25,257 --> 00:14:26,529
Okay, you know what?
304
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,316
Mike almost passed out
when he saw that video.
305
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,683
And he was a little shaky
in the delivery room, too.
306
00:14:34,855 --> 00:14:36,802
But once M.J. was born,
307
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:39,845
he was my rock.
308
00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:46,512
M.J. took his first step right there.
309
00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:49,169
We were so excited.
310
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:52,283
Then he took his second step right there.
311
00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:55,008
Fell right on his face.
312
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:58,375
He was... bleeding and...
313
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,792
I was a mess.
314
00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:04,659
And Mike knew exactly what to do.
315
00:15:07,204 --> 00:15:08,652
He always did.
316
00:15:08,753 --> 00:15:10,780
Oh, mom.
317
00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:17,214
I'm okay.
318
00:15:19,183 --> 00:15:22,568
Just so many memories of him here.
319
00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:27,334
Anyway...
320
00:15:27,658 --> 00:15:30,760
the point is...
321
00:15:31,228 --> 00:15:35,507
you shouldn't worry about Porter.
322
00:15:35,572 --> 00:15:37,293
I just...
323
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:41,381
I think that he's not into this anymore.
324
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,620
That he's losing interest in being a dad.
325
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,653
He was late for class because of work.
326
00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:47,842
You gotta cut him some slack.
327
00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,265
It's not just that.
328
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:51,503
He's missed some doctor's appointments,
329
00:15:51,528 --> 00:15:55,760
and he missed the tour of
the birthing room at the hospital.
330
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,241
We had a deal.
331
00:15:57,272 --> 00:16:01,101
He was supposed to help raise
the baby so that I could finish school.
332
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,751
But now I'm afraid that
333
00:16:03,787 --> 00:16:06,189
it's all falling apart.
334
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:19,749
That was delicious.
335
00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:21,467
I'm glad you liked it.
336
00:16:21,997 --> 00:16:23,520
More wine?
337
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,356
Lynette, it's our third date.
338
00:16:25,408 --> 00:16:27,593
I'm pretty much a sure thing.
339
00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:31,157
Something wrong?
You're acting a little weird.
340
00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:32,694
Yeah, there's...
341
00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:34,915
I have a little favor to ask you.
342
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:40,288
Please, don't send Tom to Mumbai.
343
00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:43,700
You have a very odd sense of foreplay.
344
00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:45,348
I know. It's just...
345
00:16:45,429 --> 00:16:47,955
the kids are upset, and Tom is a wreck,
346
00:16:47,995 --> 00:16:50,397
and I don't think I can
go through with it.
347
00:16:51,496 --> 00:16:53,183
Okay.
348
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:53,875
Really?
349
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,683
Yeah. I didn't want him to go.
I was just doing it for you.
350
00:16:56,759 --> 00:16:58,286
I'll send McGuinness instead.
351
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,442
That son of a bitch had the nerve
352
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,421
to beat me in tennis last week.
353
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,162
Oh. Thank you.
354
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:07,786
I am so grateful.
355
00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:09,689
Well...
356
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,267
I can think of one way
357
00:17:11,303 --> 00:17:13,192
that you can show your gratitude.
358
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,573
- Mm.
- Whoa.
359
00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:17,647
Um, maybe you're the one who
needs another glass of wine.
360
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,764
Gregg. No.
361
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:20,815
Okay, what's going on?
362
00:17:20,868 --> 00:17:24,881
I just... I'm not ready for that step,
363
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:26,659
and I don't know that I ever will be.
364
00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:27,633
Ever?
365
00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:31,311
I'm sorry. There's... someone else.
366
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:33,572
You just realized that?
367
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:38,194
No. No, I just realized how
much I want it to work.
368
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:39,770
So let me get this straight.
369
00:17:39,805 --> 00:17:41,715
You use me to get back at your ex,
370
00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:43,595
and now you're dumping
me for some other guy?
371
00:17:43,616 --> 00:17:45,698
That's unbelievable!
372
00:17:45,959 --> 00:17:48,018
Unbelievable.
373
00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:09,947
And in local news,
374
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:13,506
the trial of Bree Van de Kamp
is set to begin tomorrow.
375
00:18:13,542 --> 00:18:16,645
Van de kamp is accused
of killing Ramon Sanchez,
376
00:18:16,705 --> 00:18:17,908
whose body was discovered
377
00:18:17,948 --> 00:18:21,512
beneath a condominium
development in Chapman woods.
378
00:18:24,387 --> 00:18:26,515
Hey. Couldn't sleep?
379
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,193
Hey. No.
380
00:18:28,332 --> 00:18:28,952
Huh.
381
00:18:29,495 --> 00:18:31,411
Thought I'd take a walk.
382
00:18:33,464 --> 00:18:36,464
Remember the last time
we were up this late together?
383
00:18:37,629 --> 00:18:39,781
The night we buried Alejandro.
384
00:18:40,777 --> 00:18:43,184
God, if we could only go back.
385
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,392
Hey.
386
00:18:47,441 --> 00:18:49,186
You having trouble sleeping, too?
387
00:18:49,267 --> 00:18:50,785
No, I woke up to get some water,
388
00:18:50,815 --> 00:18:52,021
and I saw you from the window.
389
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,482
What are you guys doing up?
390
00:18:54,057 --> 00:18:55,240
We can't sleep because our friend
391
00:18:55,297 --> 00:18:57,892
is going on trial tomorrow
morning for murder.
392
00:18:57,927 --> 00:19:00,929
Oh, relax. Bree's innocent.
The jury's gonna see that.
393
00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:03,025
Juries make mistakes.
394
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,459
Well, you know, it doesn't help Bree
395
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:05,988
for us to be negative right now.
396
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:08,931
Do you know what I was thinking
we should do to help her?
397
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,199
Go to the judge and tell her the truth.
398
00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:14,085
I was thinking the exact same thing.
399
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:16,173
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
What's going on here?
400
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:18,897
What, it never even crossed your mind?
401
00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:20,532
Well, we have a plan in place,
402
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,842
and if we just hold on a little longer,
403
00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:24,315
everything will be back to normal.
404
00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:26,122
And what if Bree is convicted, huh?
405
00:19:26,157 --> 00:19:27,730
What are we gonna do then?
406
00:19:27,811 --> 00:19:28,792
I don't know.
407
00:19:28,828 --> 00:19:30,331
Clearly. Do you even care?
408
00:19:30,407 --> 00:19:31,042
Lynette!
409
00:19:31,092 --> 00:19:34,000
Okay. It's late.
410
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,742
Well, let's just talk about it tomorrow.
411
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:43,247
Well, I don't get this.
Why are you guys mad at me?
412
00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:46,189
Because you're not having
any trouble sleeping.
413
00:19:57,866 --> 00:20:00,993
Don't freak out. It's just me.
414
00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:05,717
Trip, what are you doing here?
415
00:20:05,786 --> 00:20:07,106
It's the middle of the night.
416
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,146
I had a feeling you might be up.
417
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:16,040
Do we need to discuss my case?
418
00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:18,318
Nope. Just the opposite.
419
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:21,043
Doughnuts... "Casablanca."
420
00:20:21,068 --> 00:20:22,681
That's one of my favorite movies.
421
00:20:22,732 --> 00:20:24,208
- Yours, too?
- Never seen it.
422
00:20:24,262 --> 00:20:28,772
I'm, uh, more a "Caddyshack" kind of guy.
423
00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:31,524
But I had a feeling about you.
424
00:20:31,595 --> 00:20:33,215
- May I?
- Sure.
425
00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:37,466
My trial starts in six hours.
426
00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:39,861
Is this really what we should be doing?
427
00:20:40,454 --> 00:20:42,264
Do you know anything about sports?
428
00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:43,775
No more than I have to.
429
00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:46,132
This is just like going
to the championships.
430
00:20:46,197 --> 00:20:47,588
You practice your ass off to get there,
431
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,560
but the night before the big game,
432
00:20:50,297 --> 00:20:51,854
you just forget about it.
433
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:54,644
I can't believe I'm going through this.
434
00:20:54,846 --> 00:20:57,361
But if I have to...
435
00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:59,124
I guess what I'm saying is,
436
00:20:59,184 --> 00:21:03,029
of all the gin joints in all
the towns in all the world,
437
00:21:03,093 --> 00:21:05,598
I'm glad you walked into mine.
438
00:21:05,736 --> 00:21:07,903
Am I supposed to know what that means?
439
00:21:07,993 --> 00:21:09,998
Start the movie.
440
00:21:13,811 --> 00:21:15,007
Thank you.
441
00:21:33,481 --> 00:21:36,796
In the matter of people vs.
Bree Van de Kamp,
442
00:21:36,857 --> 00:21:39,175
we are here for opening statements.
443
00:21:39,225 --> 00:21:41,352
Ms. Stone, you may proceed.
444
00:21:45,351 --> 00:21:48,088
How well do we really know
our friends and neighbors?
445
00:21:48,143 --> 00:21:51,825
They borrow our lawn mowers,
sit with us in P.T.A. meetings,
446
00:21:51,850 --> 00:21:54,083
Bring us tuna casseroles.
447
00:21:54,288 --> 00:21:56,117
But as this case will demonstrate,
448
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,188
they also have secrets...
449
00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:01,317
Secrets they keep from their neighbors,
450
00:22:01,513 --> 00:22:05,464
secrets that can poison
a place like Wisteria Lane.
451
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:09,695
Ms. Stone wonders how well
we know our neighbors.
452
00:22:09,776 --> 00:22:11,837
Well, in this case, as it turns out,
453
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,762
pretty darn well.
454
00:22:13,877 --> 00:22:15,607
Breen Van de Kamp's friends will tell you
455
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:20,445
that she is a woman of honesty,
integrity, and compassion.
456
00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:23,028
Bree Van de Kamp is an alcoholic,
457
00:22:23,088 --> 00:22:25,831
a woman of loose morals.
458
00:22:26,082 --> 00:22:28,798
She would pick up strange men in bars,
459
00:22:28,858 --> 00:22:30,152
have sex with them,
460
00:22:30,213 --> 00:22:34,313
frequently waking up with
no recollection of what happened.
461
00:22:34,468 --> 00:22:37,867
If picking up people in bars is a crime,
462
00:22:38,047 --> 00:22:42,249
there might be a criminal or
two in this very courtroom.
463
00:22:42,612 --> 00:22:46,183
The defendant lured Ramon
Sanchez into her house,
464
00:22:46,287 --> 00:22:48,289
seduced him, and bludgeoned him.
465
00:22:48,354 --> 00:22:50,858
There is no connection whatsoever
466
00:22:50,898 --> 00:22:53,395
between my client and Mr. Sanchez.
467
00:22:53,426 --> 00:22:55,831
And while it isn't against
the law to sleep with any man
468
00:22:55,867 --> 00:22:59,535
who'd buy you a martini,
it is illegal to kill them.
469
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,858
Has Bree made some
questionable choices? Yes.
470
00:23:02,937 --> 00:23:04,692
Does that make her a killer?
471
00:23:05,257 --> 00:23:06,756
No.
472
00:23:07,033 --> 00:23:11,029
It makes her human... like the rest of us.
473
00:23:11,310 --> 00:23:14,712
This is a case about a woman
who led a secret life,
474
00:23:15,216 --> 00:23:17,569
but here's the thing about secrets.
475
00:23:17,761 --> 00:23:21,399
Like bodies, they don't
always stay buried.
476
00:23:26,095 --> 00:23:27,551
Welcome to big top burger.
477
00:23:27,611 --> 00:23:29,227
Hi. I'm looking for Porter Scavo.
478
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,152
Is he done yet?
479
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,183
No, Porter's working the drive-thru.
480
00:23:34,908 --> 00:23:37,882
Oh. I thought he was
only working till 1:00.
481
00:23:37,932 --> 00:23:39,690
Well, I heard him say
he'd cover the afternoon shift,
482
00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:41,231
so that's till 6:00.
483
00:23:41,307 --> 00:23:43,459
Now can I get you something to eat?
484
00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,522
No, I think I'll get something to go.
485
00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:51,723
Welcome to big top burger. Can I help you?
486
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:52,959
I've got a better idea.
487
00:23:53,035 --> 00:23:55,200
How about you help
the mother of your child?
488
00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:57,086
Mrs. Delfino?
489
00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:59,108
Dear god. Is there another person
490
00:23:59,164 --> 00:24:00,640
who could say what I just said to you?
491
00:24:00,735 --> 00:24:02,117
No, of course not.
492
00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:03,879
Porter, why are you making julie
493
00:24:03,931 --> 00:24:05,784
do all of this stuff without you?
494
00:24:05,972 --> 00:24:08,567
I'm busting my butt trying to
make money for her and the baby.
495
00:24:08,668 --> 00:24:10,034
I'm working three jobs.
496
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,564
Well, then tell her that.
497
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:15,781
She's worried that
you're losing interest in being a dad.
498
00:24:16,411 --> 00:24:19,055
I'm talking to the clown! Shut up!
499
00:24:19,144 --> 00:24:21,265
Can you please pull up to the window?
500
00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:28,624
Look, Mrs. Delfino,
501
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:31,113
I barely graduated high school,
502
00:24:31,177 --> 00:24:33,660
I ditched college,
and this is about as much
503
00:24:33,729 --> 00:24:36,014
as my baby's daddy is gonna achieve.
504
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,569
You can always go back to college.
505
00:24:38,690 --> 00:24:39,390
When?
506
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,677
Everybody says how expensive
it is to have a kid.
507
00:24:41,733 --> 00:24:44,896
With the crap money I make,
I'll be working all the time.
508
00:24:44,975 --> 00:24:46,402
Look, I get it.
509
00:24:46,747 --> 00:24:50,316
It's just not right for Julie
to do this without you.
510
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:53,183
I totally agree. Julie's given up so much
511
00:24:53,314 --> 00:24:55,742
so I can be in this kid's life.
512
00:24:55,955 --> 00:25:00,730
But I'm starting to realize...
that was a bad trade for her.
513
00:25:06,725 --> 00:25:08,737
Look at her, a regular black widow.
514
00:25:08,801 --> 00:25:11,819
It says here she slept with
15 guys in a 2-month period.
515
00:25:11,884 --> 00:25:13,540
And she was drunk the whole time.
516
00:25:13,634 --> 00:25:15,191
Sounds like college.
517
00:25:16,428 --> 00:25:18,587
Excuse me. But you don't know
what you're talking about.
518
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,107
Do you even know this woman?
519
00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:22,525
Actually, a friend of mine
used her to cater a party once.
520
00:25:22,616 --> 00:25:23,980
Said she had shifty eyes.
521
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,615
They do look pretty shifty.
522
00:25:25,781 --> 00:25:28,366
W-well, I do know her, and she's innocent.
523
00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:29,734
Yeah, I don't think the police go around
524
00:25:29,849 --> 00:25:31,167
arresting innocent people.
525
00:25:31,315 --> 00:25:33,132
She must have done something.
526
00:25:33,254 --> 00:25:35,113
Oh, so you guys read one article,
527
00:25:35,194 --> 00:25:36,623
and just like that, she's guilty?
528
00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:39,064
It's not just us.
Everyone says she killed the guy.
529
00:25:39,232 --> 00:25:42,325
She's the last person in this
world who would kill somebody.
530
00:25:42,449 --> 00:25:44,303
She's a friend and a mother
531
00:25:44,452 --> 00:25:46,881
and probably the most
decent person I know.
532
00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:48,371
And she would die if she knew
533
00:25:48,542 --> 00:25:50,496
how people are talking about her.
534
00:25:50,665 --> 00:25:52,219
Well, she better get used to it.
535
00:25:52,405 --> 00:25:57,282
If I'm a juror, she's going
away for a long, long time.
536
00:26:01,749 --> 00:26:03,912
And with every exhale,
537
00:26:04,065 --> 00:26:06,752
the tension is being blown out,
538
00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:11,358
and every inhale brings
in positive energy.
539
00:26:12,211 --> 00:26:13,952
Now you're imagining
540
00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:16,467
a peaceful scene...
541
00:26:17,081 --> 00:26:20,654
that beautiful lawn by
the science building
542
00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:22,399
at your college.
543
00:26:22,531 --> 00:26:25,996
And you're walking
towards the chemistry lab
544
00:26:26,177 --> 00:26:29,497
to finish the research
for your dissertation.
545
00:26:29,641 --> 00:26:34,242
And now on that same lawn,
a graduation ceremony
546
00:26:34,339 --> 00:26:40,027
in which you are finally
receiving your PhD.
547
00:26:40,317 --> 00:26:42,070
Mom, what are you doing?
548
00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:45,546
The other day, you were
talking about a murder trial,
549
00:26:45,641 --> 00:26:48,322
and now you're talking about
stuff that will never happen.
550
00:26:49,072 --> 00:26:50,926
I think it will.
551
00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:52,609
How?
552
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,449
Because I am going to move
back up there with you
553
00:26:55,519 --> 00:26:57,264
and help raise the baby.
554
00:26:58,095 --> 00:26:58,731
What?
555
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:02,583
I'm gonna sell this house, and M.J. and I
556
00:27:02,890 --> 00:27:05,872
are going with you so you
can finish your degree.
557
00:27:06,037 --> 00:27:08,544
But... what about Porter?
558
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,086
Well, there will always be a place for him
559
00:27:11,159 --> 00:27:12,712
in his child's life,
560
00:27:13,527 --> 00:27:18,460
but Porter needs to find
his own life right now.
561
00:27:19,034 --> 00:27:22,456
No. I can't let you do this.
You love the lane.
562
00:27:22,556 --> 00:27:26,631
Oh, I do, but nowhere near
as much as I love you.
563
00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:30,187
And besides...
564
00:27:30,948 --> 00:27:33,353
I think it'll be good for me, too.
565
00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:34,413
What do you mean?
566
00:27:34,442 --> 00:27:36,835
Well, I told you, honey.
There are memories here
567
00:27:36,911 --> 00:27:40,284
that are just too hard
to live with every day.
568
00:27:45,536 --> 00:27:46,844
Mom...
569
00:27:48,065 --> 00:27:49,829
this would be awesome.
570
00:27:50,931 --> 00:27:54,399
But... are you sure you wanna do this?
571
00:27:56,308 --> 00:27:57,895
I'm sure.
572
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,024
Okay. Lay back down.
573
00:28:04,921 --> 00:28:07,053
As Mike used to say,
574
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:09,576
we gotta practice birthing a baby.
575
00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,427
You are gonna love it there, McGuinness.
576
00:28:18,542 --> 00:28:21,723
And hey, if you don't, it's only a year.
577
00:28:22,381 --> 00:28:25,515
I'll give you my "India
on 50 rupees a day" book.
578
00:28:26,361 --> 00:28:28,271
All right, people, let's get started.
579
00:28:28,981 --> 00:28:32,802
Thanks again. I am so
glad to be staying here.
580
00:28:33,152 --> 00:28:36,290
Yeah, well, thank your ex-wife.
She's the one who convinced me.
581
00:28:36,877 --> 00:28:39,734
Really? Lynette did that?
582
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,812
Yeah. Real piece of work, that one.
583
00:28:41,891 --> 00:28:43,883
I don't know how you put up with it.
584
00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:49,200
I'm sorry. Um... aren't you guys dating?
585
00:28:49,411 --> 00:28:50,883
No. She dumped me.
586
00:28:50,989 --> 00:28:53,529
Apparently, she's hung
up on some other guy.
587
00:28:55,036 --> 00:28:56,550
I'm surprised you didn't
wanna go to Mumbai
588
00:28:56,622 --> 00:28:59,057
just to get away from her crap.
589
00:29:01,135 --> 00:29:04,165
I know. She can be, uh,
a bit of a handful.
590
00:29:04,296 --> 00:29:05,595
Oh, yeah, that's why you dumped her,
591
00:29:05,682 --> 00:29:07,304
'cause she's a "Handful."
592
00:29:08,903 --> 00:29:09,593
I'm telling you, guys,
593
00:29:09,675 --> 00:29:11,873
23 years living with that psycho...
594
00:29:11,953 --> 00:29:15,406
He's either a saint or a masochist.
595
00:29:16,438 --> 00:29:19,617
Okay. Okay. Let's...
let's start the meeting.
596
00:29:19,689 --> 00:29:22,082
Oh, seriously. I barely survived one week
597
00:29:22,137 --> 00:29:23,138
with that ball-buster.
598
00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,402
Gregg, I'm asking you, drop it.
599
00:29:25,481 --> 00:29:28,969
I'm just saying Lynette
is a first class bitch.
600
00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:31,278
Uhh! Oh.
601
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,139
Well, I hope that was worth it,
602
00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:37,794
'cause you're fired.
603
00:29:53,395 --> 00:29:55,611
Okay, Mr. Weston,
604
00:29:55,703 --> 00:29:57,985
is the defense ready to
call its first witness?
605
00:29:58,112 --> 00:30:01,295
We are, your honor.
The defense calls Susan Delfino.
606
00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:06,081
How long have you known my client?
607
00:30:06,327 --> 00:30:07,505
Nearly 20 years.
608
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,841
So it's fair to say you
know each other well?
609
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:10,819
We're like sisters.
610
00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:13,057
She's the most honest
person I've ever met.
611
00:30:13,382 --> 00:30:15,857
Can you tell us what happened
on the night in question?
612
00:30:16,165 --> 00:30:18,049
It was a progressive dinner party.
613
00:30:18,139 --> 00:30:20,708
I'm sorry. I don't get out much.
614
00:30:20,709 --> 00:30:22,788
What is a progressive dinner party?
615
00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:24,000
The whole street throws it.
616
00:30:24,001 --> 00:30:26,477
Every house is responsible
for a specific course.
617
00:30:26,478 --> 00:30:29,001
- Oh, sounds like fun.
- Unless you don't know how to cook.
618
00:30:29,002 --> 00:30:31,017
They skipped my house that night.
619
00:30:31,018 --> 00:30:33,541
Now as you traveled from house to house,
620
00:30:33,658 --> 00:30:35,572
were you with Bree the whole time?
621
00:30:36,058 --> 00:30:37,045
No.
622
00:30:37,145 --> 00:30:38,214
Really?
623
00:30:38,328 --> 00:30:39,622
Where did she go?
624
00:30:39,977 --> 00:30:42,853
She left my house to
go check on her entree.
625
00:30:43,306 --> 00:30:45,704
Wouldn't that have given her
time to kill Mr. Sanchez?
626
00:30:45,705 --> 00:30:48,175
Or have sex with her boyfriend
while the chicken burned,
627
00:30:48,176 --> 00:30:50,410
which is what she was doing
when the whole neighborhood
628
00:30:50,411 --> 00:30:51,641
walked in on her.
629
00:30:51,642 --> 00:30:53,924
I imagine that must have been awkward.
630
00:30:53,946 --> 00:30:56,261
Clearly, you haven't spent
much time on my street.
631
00:30:56,970 --> 00:30:58,230
And then what happened?
632
00:30:58,986 --> 00:31:00,665
The party finished at my house,
633
00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:02,712
and then Susan, Lynette,
and Bree stayed late
634
00:31:02,713 --> 00:31:03,836
to help me clean up.
635
00:31:03,837 --> 00:31:05,636
- How late?
- Around 2:00 in the morning.
636
00:31:05,637 --> 00:31:07,852
And the coroner's report
said that the time of death
637
00:31:07,853 --> 00:31:11,896
was between 10:00 P.M.
and midnight. Interesting.
638
00:31:13,422 --> 00:31:15,289
So there's no possible way
639
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:18,352
that Bree could have killed
Ramon Sanchez that night?
640
00:31:18,353 --> 00:31:21,597
No way. Bree couldn't hurt a fly.
641
00:31:22,496 --> 00:31:24,893
The only thing she killed
that night was the chicken.
642
00:31:25,729 --> 00:31:29,677
No. As god as my witness,
Bree did not kill him.
643
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:36,897
That's it from the car.
644
00:31:36,898 --> 00:31:39,485
My assistant's gonna
pack up the rest of it.
645
00:31:39,678 --> 00:31:42,446
Security's been told not to
let me back in the building.
646
00:31:42,447 --> 00:31:44,612
I swear, Tom, I am
trying to be supportive,
647
00:31:44,613 --> 00:31:47,040
but I'm having a hard time following this.
648
00:31:47,109 --> 00:31:49,106
Why would you hit your boss?
649
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:52,402
I just... never liked him.
650
00:31:52,406 --> 00:31:55,153
So? There's lots of people you don't like.
651
00:31:55,237 --> 00:31:58,325
Mr. Indich in 3F,
who never picks up after his dog...
652
00:31:58,326 --> 00:32:01,122
I can't even get you
to write an angry note.
653
00:32:01,173 --> 00:32:03,473
You know what? I lost my temper.
654
00:32:04,053 --> 00:32:05,969
Because he was going to transfer you?
655
00:32:07,573 --> 00:32:08,658
No.
656
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,129
Because he was dating Lynette.
657
00:32:17,893 --> 00:32:19,601
Oh, my god.
658
00:32:20,453 --> 00:32:22,161
Are you still in love with her?
659
00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:27,765
Jane, look, you have to understand.
Lynette has...
660
00:32:27,766 --> 00:32:30,995
Been a part of your life
for 23 years. I know.
661
00:32:31,127 --> 00:32:32,313
She's the mother of your children.
662
00:32:32,314 --> 00:32:35,057
I get it. You've given me
this speech a hundred times.
663
00:32:35,058 --> 00:32:36,722
Now answer the question.
664
00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:38,287
Do you still love her?
665
00:32:40,515 --> 00:32:41,662
Yes.
666
00:32:43,794 --> 00:32:44,879
Wow.
667
00:32:46,324 --> 00:32:47,568
And I was, what?
668
00:32:47,572 --> 00:32:51,345
Some... wall you built to try
and hide that from yourself?
669
00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:52,479
No.
670
00:32:53,811 --> 00:32:55,580
You were the woman who was there for me
671
00:32:55,581 --> 00:32:59,173
when I was broken and confused,
672
00:32:59,174 --> 00:33:01,588
and I-I still care about you very much.
673
00:33:01,589 --> 00:33:02,689
No.
674
00:33:03,477 --> 00:33:05,285
Tom, you don't get to
break somebody's heart
675
00:33:05,286 --> 00:33:07,346
and still say you care about them.
676
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,739
If it matters...
677
00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:16,787
I loved you.
678
00:33:28,102 --> 00:33:30,402
So you recognize this man as well?
679
00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:34,050
Yes. I slept with him, too.
680
00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:36,659
I can imagine how painful this is,
681
00:33:37,509 --> 00:33:41,254
having to publicly acknowledge
liaisons with all these men.
682
00:33:41,255 --> 00:33:43,074
No. You can't.
683
00:33:43,164 --> 00:33:45,030
You didn't have to testify.
684
00:33:45,031 --> 00:33:46,973
Why did you subject yourself to this?
685
00:33:46,974 --> 00:33:50,133
Because I admit my transgressions.
686
00:33:50,134 --> 00:33:52,657
Was killing Ramon Sanchez one of them?
687
00:33:52,806 --> 00:33:55,587
No. Absolutely not.
688
00:34:03,862 --> 00:34:06,097
That seemed very heartfelt.
689
00:34:06,789 --> 00:34:08,801
So your conscience is clear?
690
00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:11,473
Yes. It is.
691
00:34:11,526 --> 00:34:14,613
Your honor, I'd like
to enter into evidence
692
00:34:14,614 --> 00:34:16,415
prosecution exhibit 24.
693
00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:19,898
Objection. We haven't seen this.
They can't blindside us...
694
00:34:19,899 --> 00:34:21,979
This just came into
our possession last night.
695
00:34:21,980 --> 00:34:23,845
It rebuts Ms. Van de kamp's testimony
696
00:34:23,846 --> 00:34:26,017
regarding her clear conscience.
697
00:34:26,966 --> 00:34:28,353
I'll allow it.
698
00:34:29,685 --> 00:34:31,409
Does this letter look familiar?
699
00:34:37,477 --> 00:34:39,330
Yes. I wrote it.
700
00:34:39,669 --> 00:34:42,177
It's a suicide note, isn't it?
701
00:34:43,878 --> 00:34:45,042
Yes.
702
00:34:45,302 --> 00:34:47,969
This letter was discovered on
may 7th at the Frost Hotel,
703
00:34:47,970 --> 00:34:50,221
where Ms. Van de kamp had taken a room.
704
00:34:50,241 --> 00:34:51,413
The manager heard shouting,
705
00:34:51,414 --> 00:34:53,153
including a reference to "A gun."
706
00:34:53,154 --> 00:34:55,439
Police were summoned, but
Ms. Van de kamp was gone.
707
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,420
This was found in the wastebasket.
708
00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,166
Proceed, Ms. Stone.
709
00:34:59,344 --> 00:35:02,669
Do you recall anything
else of significance
710
00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:04,633
occurring on may 7th?
711
00:35:05,197 --> 00:35:06,156
No.
712
00:35:06,157 --> 00:35:08,773
That's the day your boyfriend,
Chuck Vance,
713
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,265
a decorated Fairview police detective,
714
00:35:11,365 --> 00:35:13,216
was killed in a hit and
run accident, wasn't it?
715
00:35:13,217 --> 00:35:15,140
Objection. My client isn't on trial
716
00:35:15,141 --> 00:35:17,557
- for killing detective Vance.
- Not yet.
717
00:35:17,558 --> 00:35:19,153
- Your honor...
- Withdrawn.
718
00:35:21,093 --> 00:35:23,057
Please. Read the letter.
719
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:40,792
"I never thought I could feel such...
remorse, such guilt."
720
00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:43,244
Your honor, if we could
take a short recess...
721
00:35:43,245 --> 00:35:44,458
Denied.
722
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,097
"No one knows who I really am."
723
00:35:47,485 --> 00:35:49,226
"I'm entirely alone."
724
00:35:49,677 --> 00:35:52,749
"Living with this secret is too painful."
725
00:35:52,750 --> 00:35:54,170
"I can't go on."
726
00:35:57,565 --> 00:35:59,384
Doesn't sound like a clear
conscience, does it,
727
00:35:59,385 --> 00:36:00,614
Ms. Van de Kamp?
728
00:36:00,954 --> 00:36:02,405
No further questions.
729
00:36:06,136 --> 00:36:08,519
- Bree.
- Please, I just need to be alone.
730
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,205
Not until you tell me what that was about.
731
00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,429
I already told you.
732
00:36:13,993 --> 00:36:16,104
I was in a very dark place,
with the drinking
733
00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:18,054
and my friends abandoning me.
734
00:36:18,585 --> 00:36:20,757
But I did not kill anyone.
735
00:36:21,465 --> 00:36:22,871
You have to believe me.
736
00:36:22,872 --> 00:36:24,246
I do believe you.
737
00:36:24,665 --> 00:36:27,988
I just... hope the jury does.
738
00:36:31,386 --> 00:36:33,378
Come on. You don't know
that it's your fault.
739
00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:38,733
Please, Tom loses his job
the day after I dump his boss?
740
00:36:38,834 --> 00:36:40,313
There's gotta be some connection,
741
00:36:40,314 --> 00:36:42,157
and the worst part is this is exactly
742
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:43,553
what broke us up in the first place...
743
00:36:43,554 --> 00:36:46,126
me trying to control his life.
744
00:36:48,990 --> 00:36:52,046
You really suck at this gay friend thing.
745
00:36:52,047 --> 00:36:53,300
I'm sorry.
746
00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:55,915
I can't take you seriously in that dress.
747
00:36:55,916 --> 00:36:58,309
You look like a giant taffeta bruise.
748
00:36:58,310 --> 00:37:01,124
I know. It is horrible.
Maybe if I accessorize.
749
00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:03,810
Unless the accessories are
two hands over your eyes,
750
00:37:03,811 --> 00:37:07,133
forget it. Why don't you just
tell Renee you hate the dress?
751
00:37:07,134 --> 00:37:10,669
Because she'll pick another one,
and I'll hate that one, too.
752
00:37:10,670 --> 00:37:12,108
It's what I do.
753
00:37:12,109 --> 00:37:15,130
I did it to Tom all the time.
754
00:37:16,230 --> 00:37:18,972
I didn't want him to go to school,
755
00:37:18,973 --> 00:37:20,804
and then I didn't want him to quit.
756
00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,306
I wanted him to get a new job,
757
00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:24,670
and then I hated it. I don't know.
758
00:37:24,834 --> 00:37:26,766
Maybe I wasn't unhappy with Tom.
759
00:37:26,767 --> 00:37:28,491
Maybe I was just...
760
00:37:29,503 --> 00:37:30,972
unhappy.
761
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:32,059
Well...
762
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,963
at least we know you were
right about that dress.
763
00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:39,979
Now turn around, let me get you out of it.
764
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,795
Seriously? We're this close?
765
00:37:45,017 --> 00:37:46,458
When I tell the whole
neighborhood about it,
766
00:37:46,459 --> 00:37:47,895
I will be kind.
767
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:51,143
You're a good friend, Lee.
768
00:38:16,285 --> 00:38:18,508
Celia, give me the remote!
769
00:38:18,509 --> 00:38:20,820
No! Stop! Give it!
770
00:38:20,821 --> 00:38:22,962
Girls, don't make me come in there!
771
00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:25,535
- It's my turn!
- It's not!
772
00:38:29,954 --> 00:38:31,201
Who did this?
773
00:38:31,202 --> 00:38:32,057
Celia.
774
00:38:32,058 --> 00:38:33,462
Is that true, Celia?
775
00:38:33,675 --> 00:38:36,119
This belonged to my grandmother.
776
00:38:36,425 --> 00:38:38,122
You are in big trouble, young lady.
777
00:38:38,123 --> 00:38:40,054
Sweep up the rest, and go to your room.
778
00:38:40,699 --> 00:38:44,104
It's not my fault. She pushed me into it.
779
00:38:44,105 --> 00:38:47,654
- You pushed her?
- She wouldn't give me the remote,
780
00:38:47,655 --> 00:38:49,774
and it was my turn to pick what we watch.
781
00:38:49,775 --> 00:38:51,339
So you broke this.
782
00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:53,673
It was my turn.
783
00:38:53,674 --> 00:38:56,290
Juanita Solis, you were gonna
let your sister take the blame
784
00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:57,804
for something you caused?
785
00:38:57,805 --> 00:38:59,241
That is horrible!
786
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:01,596
This is your fault. Own up to it.
787
00:39:01,597 --> 00:39:03,610
Don't you see how bad...
788
00:39:08,397 --> 00:39:11,064
Mom? I'm sorry.
789
00:39:14,334 --> 00:39:15,545
Mommy?
790
00:39:16,364 --> 00:39:17,480
It's okay.
791
00:39:17,612 --> 00:39:19,642
Go wash up for dinner.
I'll take care of this.
792
00:39:28,941 --> 00:39:30,904
And the fracture found
on the victim's head
793
00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:33,433
is consistent with a blunt force injury.
794
00:39:33,434 --> 00:39:34,648
A blunt force that someone
795
00:39:34,649 --> 00:39:37,880
of Ms. Van de kamp's size would
be capable of inflicting?
796
00:39:37,881 --> 00:39:39,157
In my opinion.
797
00:39:39,418 --> 00:39:42,806
Your honor, the defense
asks the court for a recess.
798
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,572
How did you find that?
799
00:39:52,618 --> 00:39:56,501
When Gaby mentioned her
"Gardener," Alejandro,
800
00:39:56,650 --> 00:39:57,530
my alarm bells went off.
801
00:39:57,531 --> 00:39:59,878
I had Lindsay do a little investigating.
802
00:40:00,507 --> 00:40:01,070
Oh.
803
00:40:01,071 --> 00:40:02,138
"Oh"?
804
00:40:02,287 --> 00:40:04,859
We're halfway through your murder trial,
805
00:40:05,151 --> 00:40:07,479
and I find out the victim
is Gaby's stepfather,
806
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,960
and all you can say is "Oh"?
807
00:40:08,961 --> 00:40:10,477
I'm sorry.
808
00:40:10,897 --> 00:40:13,465
I wanted to tell you, but we made a pact.
809
00:40:13,466 --> 00:40:14,567
Who did?
810
00:40:14,714 --> 00:40:15,895
You and Gaby?
811
00:40:16,187 --> 00:40:19,545
Me and Gaby and... other people...
812
00:40:19,546 --> 00:40:21,302
people that I care about.
813
00:40:21,674 --> 00:40:23,441
You care about them
enough to lie for them?
814
00:40:23,442 --> 00:40:24,638
To commit perjury?
815
00:40:24,961 --> 00:40:26,766
How about enough to go to jail?
816
00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:29,220
You don't actually think
817
00:40:29,221 --> 00:40:31,696
- that's gonna happen, do you?
- I don't know.
818
00:40:31,973 --> 00:40:34,144
After the D.A.'s suicide note stunt,
819
00:40:34,145 --> 00:40:35,421
it's possible.
820
00:40:35,553 --> 00:40:37,296
To the jury, you look like
you're hiding something,
821
00:40:37,297 --> 00:40:39,509
and the fact is, you are.
822
00:40:41,929 --> 00:40:46,437
Look, I just... I just...
I wanna win this case
823
00:40:46,729 --> 00:40:48,213
for you, okay?
824
00:40:48,586 --> 00:40:51,604
And if this is something
that can exonerate you...
825
00:40:51,605 --> 00:40:55,762
It can, but not without
betraying my friends.
826
00:41:03,937 --> 00:41:04,938
Bree...
827
00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:08,106
You're facing 20 years to life.
828
00:41:08,107 --> 00:41:10,150
This could be your only way out.
829
00:41:10,827 --> 00:41:13,495
I think it's time to tell
the truth about Gaby.
830
00:41:20,059 --> 00:41:24,049
Yes, recent events in
the lives of my friends
831
00:41:24,050 --> 00:41:26,926
had stirred up intense emotions...
832
00:41:28,882 --> 00:41:32,510
excitement about starting a new chapter...
833
00:41:35,074 --> 00:41:38,479
guilt over causing another's pain...
834
00:41:41,570 --> 00:41:45,358
disappointment in a failure to change.
835
00:41:47,666 --> 00:41:49,916
Then there are those who are asked
836
00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:52,460
to put all emotion aside
837
00:41:52,461 --> 00:41:56,442
in order to make a coldhearted decision.
838
00:41:57,277 --> 00:41:59,529
Gaby, what are you doing here?
839
00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:03,672
I finally found the perfect scarf.
840
00:42:03,853 --> 00:42:05,692
It's... elegant.
841
00:42:05,693 --> 00:42:08,089
It's dignified. It's beautiful.
842
00:42:08,542 --> 00:42:09,673
It's you.
843
00:42:10,174 --> 00:42:11,721
You are so sweet.
844
00:42:11,885 --> 00:42:13,545
You didn't need to do this.
845
00:42:13,901 --> 00:42:15,385
Yes, I did.
846
00:42:16,637 --> 00:42:19,161
I haven't truly thanked
you for what you're doing,
847
00:42:19,997 --> 00:42:23,113
the way you're sacrificing
yourself for me and my family.
848
00:42:25,053 --> 00:42:27,834
You're just a much better person
than I could ever hope to be.
849
00:42:29,315 --> 00:42:30,943
Oh, Gaby.
850
00:42:40,045 --> 00:42:46,466
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