1 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:01,179 Previously on... 2 00:00:02,608 --> 00:00:05,125 Lynette found that dating Tom's boss... 3 00:00:05,185 --> 00:00:07,387 If I asked you to have Tom work a few nights this week, 4 00:00:07,433 --> 00:00:07,946 you'd do it? 5 00:00:07,981 --> 00:00:08,969 You just say the word. 6 00:00:09,019 --> 00:00:10,537 Had its advantages. 7 00:00:10,726 --> 00:00:14,283 I'm sending Tom to Mumbai for a year. 8 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,188 Julie made a big decision about her baby... 9 00:00:17,235 --> 00:00:18,530 I'm gonna keep her. 10 00:00:18,955 --> 00:00:21,449 And the baby's father made a commitment. 11 00:00:21,497 --> 00:00:23,175 I'll get a job. I'll take... I'll take classes. 12 00:00:23,176 --> 00:00:24,851 I'll do whatever it takes. 13 00:00:25,033 --> 00:00:26,521 - Carlos and Gaby argued... - Carlos. 14 00:00:26,522 --> 00:00:27,813 I am not gonna let Bree 15 00:00:27,814 --> 00:00:29,681 take the fall for a crime I committed. 16 00:00:29,682 --> 00:00:32,064 After Bree was arrested for murder. 17 00:00:32,065 --> 00:00:34,700 This is one of those times where the best things you can do 18 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:35,766 is do nothing. 19 00:00:35,767 --> 00:00:37,939 But Bree's attorney was confident... 20 00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:39,838 Did you, uh, have some new thoughts on the case? 21 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,886 Why don't we discuss them over dinner? 22 00:00:41,887 --> 00:00:44,085 As well as convincing. 23 00:00:48,731 --> 00:00:51,113 Since Bree Van de Kamp was arrested, 24 00:00:51,114 --> 00:00:55,198 she had experienced a wide range of emotions. 25 00:00:57,656 --> 00:01:00,321 One moment, she felt afraid. 26 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,949 The next, she was angry. 27 00:01:07,340 --> 00:01:10,841 And through it all, she felt ashamed. 28 00:01:12,803 --> 00:01:15,061 But now that her trial was approaching, 29 00:01:15,062 --> 00:01:17,346 she was beginning to feel... 30 00:01:18,341 --> 00:01:20,150 a little rattled. 31 00:01:22,124 --> 00:01:22,895 Bree, are you okay? 32 00:01:22,896 --> 00:01:25,775 Yeah. Just all this witness preparation 33 00:01:25,776 --> 00:01:27,122 is making me nervous. 34 00:01:27,123 --> 00:01:28,670 Gaby's been in there for ages. 35 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:29,993 Trip's very thorough. 36 00:01:29,994 --> 00:01:32,265 He just wants to make sure we're all ready. 37 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:37,039 - There you are. That took a while. - No kidding. 38 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:37,836 I haven't been grilled like that 39 00:01:37,837 --> 00:01:40,176 since Carlos got my last credit card bill. 40 00:01:40,338 --> 00:01:41,524 Well, as alibi witnesses, 41 00:01:41,525 --> 00:01:43,558 you're gonna be asked about every detail of the night 44 00:01:48,173 --> 00:01:51,372 So... how many dinner guests were there that night? 45 00:01:51,373 --> 00:01:52,554 14. 46 00:01:52,985 --> 00:01:55,469 - What color dress was Bree wearing? - Red. 47 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:57,454 What sauce did she serve with the chicken? 48 00:01:57,455 --> 00:01:58,829 Oh. I got this. 49 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:00,363 Barbecue? 50 00:02:00,564 --> 00:02:02,564 Gaby, of all the things I've been accused of, 51 00:02:02,565 --> 00:02:04,925 the idea that I would serve barbecue sauce 52 00:02:04,926 --> 00:02:05,874 at a dinner party! 53 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,129 Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. 54 00:02:07,130 --> 00:02:09,854 That sounds way worse than saying you killed Alejandro. 55 00:02:12,695 --> 00:02:15,209 Wait. Uh... Who's Alejandro? 56 00:02:15,788 --> 00:02:17,429 Uh, my gardener. 57 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:20,828 I'm always getting... my mexicans confused... 58 00:02:20,829 --> 00:02:23,374 which I'm allowed to do, because I'm mexican. 59 00:02:23,734 --> 00:02:27,201 I gotta run. You, uh, you gonna be all right? 60 00:02:27,202 --> 00:02:28,753 Of course. With you in my corner, 61 00:02:28,754 --> 00:02:30,036 how can I not be? 62 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:40,596 Okay. What was that little prom photo moment 63 00:02:40,597 --> 00:02:41,248 with the hands? 64 00:02:41,249 --> 00:02:42,709 We warned you about this. 65 00:02:42,710 --> 00:02:44,368 You're still going after him, aren't you? 66 00:02:44,369 --> 00:02:46,851 Of course not. I am totally focused on the case, 67 00:02:46,852 --> 00:02:48,178 and so is he. 68 00:02:50,319 --> 00:02:52,861 Okay, fine. What am I supposed to do? 69 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:56,131 He is the most intelligent, caring, charming man 70 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:58,387 I have met in ages. 71 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:01,030 And by the way, it isn't exactly a one-way street. 72 00:03:01,031 --> 00:03:03,817 He's been showing quite a bit of interesting in me, too. 73 00:03:03,818 --> 00:03:05,942 - Um, Bree... - And besides, if I reject him, 74 00:03:05,943 --> 00:03:07,606 he might be too humiliated 75 00:03:07,607 --> 00:03:10,397 - to do a good job on my case. - Yeah? 76 00:03:10,574 --> 00:03:12,948 Something tells me he's gonna bounce back. 77 00:03:19,102 --> 00:03:22,345 Yes, after Bree Van de Kamp was arrested, 78 00:03:22,346 --> 00:03:25,159 she felt a range of emotions. 79 00:03:27,731 --> 00:03:31,027 But the one thing she didn't expect to feel... 80 00:03:32,749 --> 00:03:34,488 was jealousy. 81 00:03:46,886 --> 00:03:48,966 At the Fairview childbirth center, 82 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:52,502 there are certain conversations you expect to hear... 83 00:03:53,937 --> 00:03:57,007 discussions about the magic of a changing body... 84 00:03:57,008 --> 00:03:59,054 Look at me. I'm a cow. 85 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:02,142 The beauty of natural childbirth. 86 00:04:02,143 --> 00:04:05,340 Just so you know, I'm getting the drugs. 87 00:04:05,852 --> 00:04:08,748 Or the importance of healthy nutrition. 88 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,622 Take a chip, lose a hand. 89 00:04:11,575 --> 00:04:15,176 But Julie Meyer found herself having a conversation... 90 00:04:15,177 --> 00:04:18,064 I can't believe Bree's on trial for murder. 91 00:04:18,065 --> 00:04:21,778 I mean, come on. Killers don't wear aprons. 92 00:04:21,779 --> 00:04:24,645 That was rather unexpected. 93 00:04:24,923 --> 00:04:27,524 I know. It sucks. You know what else sucks? 94 00:04:27,525 --> 00:04:30,429 Somebody trying to relax you by talking about a murder. 95 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:32,902 You're right. I'm sorry. 96 00:04:32,903 --> 00:04:35,538 So what would be a good thing for you to visualize 97 00:04:35,539 --> 00:04:37,231 that might help relax you? 98 00:04:37,252 --> 00:04:40,082 Me punching Porter in the face for being late. 99 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:43,813 Okay. Forget visualization. How about we try 100 00:04:43,814 --> 00:04:45,443 some of that breathing stuff again? 101 00:04:45,444 --> 00:04:48,530 Ugh. No. I hate that "Hee-hee-hee." 102 00:04:48,531 --> 00:04:49,503 Feels stupid. 103 00:04:49,504 --> 00:04:51,429 I know. But it works. 104 00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:53,405 Relaxes you when you start to get stressed out. 105 00:04:53,406 --> 00:04:55,658 Okay, nice job, everyone. 106 00:04:55,659 --> 00:04:58,846 We're gonna show the birthing DVD now. 107 00:04:59,519 --> 00:05:02,906 Julie, sorry, sorry, sorry. 108 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:05,343 I had to clean out the fryer before I could leave. 109 00:05:05,344 --> 00:05:07,498 No worries. Plus you smell like french fries. 110 00:05:07,499 --> 00:05:09,006 I love french fries. 111 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:11,282 It's because you're about to go through... 112 00:05:11,283 --> 00:05:13,026 You missed, like, the whole class. 113 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:16,286 She did great. Let me tell you, this girl can visualize. 114 00:05:16,287 --> 00:05:18,328 I planned on getting out early, but a shift opened up, 115 00:05:18,329 --> 00:05:20,184 and I had to take it. What do you want me to say? 116 00:05:20,185 --> 00:05:21,792 I want you to say that you'll be on time 117 00:05:21,793 --> 00:05:24,274 for one thing we do as we get ready to have this baby. 118 00:05:24,275 --> 00:05:25,733 "Hee-hee-hee-hee." 119 00:05:25,734 --> 00:05:27,655 It's not funny, Mrs. Delfino. 120 00:05:27,656 --> 00:05:30,285 Look. I said I'm sorry. 121 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:31,442 The point is, I'm here now, 122 00:05:31,443 --> 00:05:34,186 and I'm 100% focused and ready to help. 123 00:05:34,187 --> 00:05:35,431 Just stay calm. 124 00:05:35,432 --> 00:05:36,417 The crowning begins, 125 00:05:36,418 --> 00:05:39,232 and the head of the baby becomes visible. 126 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,663 Hello. This is Bree Van de Kamp. May I please speak with Trip? 127 00:05:53,457 --> 00:05:55,179 Oh. Was he having lunch alone? 128 00:05:57,631 --> 00:06:01,264 Oh, right. The blonde woman with the convertible. 129 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:03,732 I see. Right. 130 00:06:04,014 --> 00:06:05,226 Thank you. 131 00:06:08,894 --> 00:06:10,402 Okay, I know there's been a lot of talk 132 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,096 about what you should wear to the trial, 133 00:06:12,097 --> 00:06:15,322 so I've selected a few outfits that just scream "Acquittal." 134 00:06:16,068 --> 00:06:17,319 What do you think? 135 00:06:17,975 --> 00:06:19,415 Black and white stripes? 136 00:06:19,416 --> 00:06:22,616 Oh, good point. Don't need to put an idea in the jury's mind. 137 00:06:22,786 --> 00:06:24,223 How about ruffles? I read somewhere 138 00:06:24,224 --> 00:06:26,854 that no one has ever been convicted while wearing ruffles. 139 00:06:26,855 --> 00:06:28,499 - Well... - Okay. You're right. 140 00:06:28,647 --> 00:06:30,884 There's always a first time. To hell with ruffles. 141 00:06:31,248 --> 00:06:32,369 How about this one? 142 00:06:32,607 --> 00:06:35,192 It's lovely, but I am being accused of sleeping 143 00:06:35,193 --> 00:06:37,127 with a total stranger and killing him. 144 00:06:37,128 --> 00:06:41,426 And red is the color of blood and whores. Got it. 145 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:43,966 Don't worry. We'll find something else. 146 00:06:48,293 --> 00:06:49,563 Bree, something wrong? 147 00:06:50,165 --> 00:06:53,407 Apart from me standing trial for murder in three days, no. 148 00:06:53,408 --> 00:06:54,703 Life is good. 149 00:06:54,993 --> 00:06:57,184 Relax. It's gonna be okay. 150 00:06:57,761 --> 00:07:00,298 And remember, you're actually innocent. 151 00:07:00,299 --> 00:07:01,841 Juries can sense things like that. 152 00:07:01,842 --> 00:07:03,858 - I hope you're right. - Of course I am. 153 00:07:03,859 --> 00:07:05,178 And Trip's a brilliant lawyer. 154 00:07:05,179 --> 00:07:06,565 He's gonna get you off in no time. 155 00:07:06,566 --> 00:07:10,019 I'm just worried that he's been a little distracted lately. 156 00:07:10,020 --> 00:07:11,654 He seems fine to me. 157 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,551 I have some other dresses in the back. 158 00:07:13,552 --> 00:07:15,256 Let me bring 'em out for you. 159 00:07:17,596 --> 00:07:19,342 It's gonna turn out fine, Bree. 160 00:07:19,343 --> 00:07:21,509 Honestly, I'm not worried at all. 161 00:07:28,287 --> 00:07:29,236 India? 162 00:07:29,237 --> 00:07:31,233 Not India. He said he's going to Mumbai. 163 00:07:31,234 --> 00:07:33,263 That's in India, you idiot. 164 00:07:33,264 --> 00:07:35,783 - How long are you gonna be gone? - A year. 165 00:07:35,784 --> 00:07:38,695 What? Dad, you're gonna miss my eighth grade graduation. 166 00:07:38,696 --> 00:07:41,157 It won't be so bad. We can send him pictures. 167 00:07:41,158 --> 00:07:42,226 We can skype. 168 00:07:42,227 --> 00:07:44,402 So he's supposed to teach me to drive over the computer? 169 00:07:44,403 --> 00:07:45,922 And he's gonna miss the birth of my baby. 170 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,894 I am sorry, guys. Look, I talked to my boss. 171 00:07:48,895 --> 00:07:51,947 He's not changing his mind. There's nothing I can do. 172 00:07:51,948 --> 00:07:54,240 Besides, it's... it's just for a year. 173 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:55,646 It'll go by like that. 174 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:56,877 Daddy, no! 175 00:07:57,492 --> 00:07:58,938 I don't want you to go. 176 00:07:59,137 --> 00:08:00,937 I know. I love you so much, baby. 177 00:08:05,488 --> 00:08:07,551 Guys, could I have a minute alone with your dad? 178 00:08:07,552 --> 00:08:08,658 Yeah, sure. 179 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:11,124 Guys, it's gonna be okay. 180 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:13,338 We're gonna get through this! 181 00:08:14,221 --> 00:08:16,045 I don't know how we're gonna get through this. 182 00:08:18,257 --> 00:08:20,172 So how did Jane take the news? 183 00:08:20,175 --> 00:08:22,418 Um, timing could've been better. 184 00:08:22,552 --> 00:08:25,150 We're not exactly in a good place right now. 185 00:08:27,566 --> 00:08:30,283 Well, maybe some time apart will do you good. 186 00:08:31,475 --> 00:08:32,827 Hmm. Maybe. 187 00:08:34,516 --> 00:08:35,886 It's gonna be... 188 00:08:36,409 --> 00:08:39,423 really weird being so far away. 189 00:08:39,424 --> 00:08:42,836 I know. It's gonna be so hard on the kids. 190 00:08:43,913 --> 00:08:46,432 Actually, I was talking about you. 191 00:08:49,217 --> 00:08:50,712 I don't think we've ever been apart 192 00:08:50,713 --> 00:08:52,358 for more than a month. 193 00:08:53,257 --> 00:08:54,824 Who's gonna tell me what to do? 194 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,290 What to think? 195 00:08:57,115 --> 00:08:59,590 Whether your shoes are on the right feet. 196 00:09:00,614 --> 00:09:02,006 Exactly. 197 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:06,729 I'm really gonna miss you. 198 00:09:10,254 --> 00:09:11,460 I'm... 199 00:09:14,986 --> 00:09:16,939 so sorry. 200 00:09:17,027 --> 00:09:18,220 Why? 201 00:09:18,899 --> 00:09:20,876 There's nothing you can do about it. 202 00:09:41,587 --> 00:09:42,680 Hello. 203 00:09:44,907 --> 00:09:46,436 Are you looking for Trip? 204 00:09:46,437 --> 00:09:49,828 Yes. Well, he's meeting with the judge on my case. 205 00:09:49,829 --> 00:09:51,355 I'll wait for him. 206 00:09:58,562 --> 00:10:01,503 So how exactly do you know Trip? 207 00:10:01,504 --> 00:10:05,564 He... hires me from time to time. 208 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,244 And what is the nature of your work? 209 00:10:08,245 --> 00:10:10,107 I really can't say. 210 00:10:10,541 --> 00:10:12,602 Discretion's an important part of my job. 211 00:10:12,603 --> 00:10:15,849 Oh. I see. Well, part of your discretion 212 00:10:15,850 --> 00:10:17,778 is falling out of your blouse. 213 00:10:18,066 --> 00:10:21,333 Excuse me? Look, this is Mr. Weston's place of business. 214 00:10:21,334 --> 00:10:23,553 Maybe you should meet him in your place of business... 215 00:10:23,554 --> 00:10:27,103 perhaps a seedy motel room or a street corner. 216 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,104 Are you calling me a hooker? 217 00:10:29,465 --> 00:10:32,405 Well, if the push-up bra fits, or in your case, doesn't... 218 00:10:32,406 --> 00:10:34,390 That's it. Screw you, lady. 219 00:10:34,391 --> 00:10:36,125 Tell Trip I'm off his case. 220 00:10:38,336 --> 00:10:39,928 Lindsay. Lindsay. 221 00:10:39,929 --> 00:10:42,328 - Trip? - What the hell? 222 00:10:42,329 --> 00:10:45,492 Uh, she wanted me to tell you that she's off the case. 223 00:10:45,844 --> 00:10:47,247 What was she doing on the case? 224 00:10:47,248 --> 00:10:49,100 She's a private investigator 225 00:10:49,463 --> 00:10:52,019 who was working on a really big lead for us. 226 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:54,811 Wh-why did she quit? 227 00:10:54,898 --> 00:10:55,982 No idea. 228 00:10:58,211 --> 00:10:59,104 I'd better go talk to her. 229 00:10:59,105 --> 00:11:02,662 No! I mean, you know how careful you have to be with some women. 230 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:05,637 They can misinterpret the littlest things. 231 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,228 I'll talk to her. 232 00:11:13,009 --> 00:11:14,840 So what do you think, maid of honor? 233 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,031 Nice. 234 00:11:18,004 --> 00:11:20,866 You do realize you're gonna have to wear this... in public? 235 00:11:20,867 --> 00:11:22,045 You got a problem with it? 236 00:11:22,046 --> 00:11:27,009 No. It's just... the purple is such a... bold choice. 237 00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:29,692 Aren't you afraid it's gonna pull focus from the bride? 238 00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:32,059 And the sky and the earth? 239 00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:34,744 Lee, look at my wedding dress. 240 00:11:35,539 --> 00:11:37,653 All of this wearing all of that... 241 00:11:37,773 --> 00:11:40,241 Santa Claus in a thong riding a unicorn 242 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,258 would not be able to pull focus from me. 243 00:11:43,404 --> 00:11:44,865 Lynette, you okay? You seem a little... 244 00:11:44,866 --> 00:11:45,744 distracted. 245 00:11:45,745 --> 00:11:47,498 I think she's still in shock. 246 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:51,799 No, it's just... this whole thing with Tom. 247 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,251 Oh, Lynette, it's gonna be fine. 248 00:11:53,252 --> 00:11:56,288 My dad traveled all the time. My siblings and I adjusted. 249 00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:59,760 Yeah, but he said he was gonna miss me. 250 00:11:59,814 --> 00:12:02,770 Really? Suddenly I'm interested. That's great. 251 00:12:02,771 --> 00:12:05,318 And it was the way he said it, too, like... 252 00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:07,903 he'd been kind of missing me already. 253 00:12:09,307 --> 00:12:10,872 Well, what are you gonna do? 254 00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,053 I don't know. 255 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,627 There's no way I can let him get on that plane to Mumbai. 256 00:12:14,628 --> 00:12:17,704 Or eat these if you're going to fit in that dress. 257 00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:23,851 Lindsay! Hi. 258 00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:27,142 I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. 259 00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:29,400 - Keep walking. - I suppose I deserve that, 260 00:12:29,401 --> 00:12:30,205 but if I could just have a... 261 00:12:30,206 --> 00:12:33,849 I'm on surveillance! Stay down. 262 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,544 Ooh, how exciting. What are we surveilling? 263 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,793 well, nothing now. 264 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,268 I've been waiting six weeks for that cheating bastard 265 00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:44,334 to leave his curtains open. 266 00:12:44,335 --> 00:12:45,585 I'm sorry. 267 00:12:47,347 --> 00:12:48,522 Trip told me where to find you, 268 00:12:48,523 --> 00:12:52,694 because I wanted to apologize for my unkind words. 269 00:12:52,695 --> 00:12:55,539 You were merely doing your job, and I was very rude. 270 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,573 Well, you were more than rude. 271 00:12:57,574 --> 00:12:59,604 Yes, I was also off-color. 272 00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:02,443 I never should have... implied you're a hooker 273 00:13:02,444 --> 00:13:04,531 or insulted your bosoms. 274 00:13:04,532 --> 00:13:05,310 They're lovely. 275 00:13:05,311 --> 00:13:06,316 No. 276 00:13:06,317 --> 00:13:10,406 Not that. You like him. 277 00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:12,448 You thought I was sleeping with him, 278 00:13:12,449 --> 00:13:13,450 and you got jealous. 279 00:13:13,451 --> 00:13:15,870 I'm not jealous of you and Trip. 280 00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:17,473 Is there a "You and Trip"? 281 00:13:17,474 --> 00:13:20,020 Oh, god, no. He's, like, 100. 282 00:13:20,896 --> 00:13:22,498 Look, I'll come back to your case, 283 00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:25,092 and I'll give you a free pass on the crazy jealousy. 284 00:13:25,324 --> 00:13:26,855 It's not all your fault. 285 00:13:28,872 --> 00:13:30,480 - What do you mean? - Trip's a good lawyer. 286 00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:31,591 He listens carefully. 287 00:13:31,592 --> 00:13:33,419 He tells you he'll protect you. 288 00:13:33,454 --> 00:13:35,837 Female clients are always getting the wrong idea. 289 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,701 Well, that might be the way it normally goes, 290 00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:42,808 but I happen to believe there really is something 291 00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:44,625 between Trip and me. 292 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:48,055 Sorry, but I know him. He's all about the job. 293 00:13:48,056 --> 00:13:50,624 He's into your case, not you. 294 00:13:54,785 --> 00:13:57,539 Porter is going to be fine. Trust me. 295 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,421 Oh, sure. He'll just wear a helmet 296 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:00,648 so he doesn't crack his head open 297 00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:02,688 when his head hits the delivery room floor. 298 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,685 Baby, I'm telling you, 299 00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:08,804 when the man gets in there with you, it just clicks. 300 00:14:08,805 --> 00:14:12,092 They see the blood and stuff, 301 00:14:12,172 --> 00:14:14,861 and it starts to seem like a video game to them. 302 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,055 I'm getting a bad feeling about this. 303 00:14:21,157 --> 00:14:22,429 Okay, you know what? 304 00:14:24,517 --> 00:14:27,216 Mike almost passed out when he saw that video. 305 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:30,583 And he was a little shaky in the delivery room, too. 306 00:14:30,755 --> 00:14:32,702 But once M.J. was born, 307 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,745 he was my rock. 308 00:14:39,023 --> 00:14:42,412 M.J. took his first step right there. 309 00:14:43,597 --> 00:14:45,069 We were so excited. 310 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,183 Then he took his second step right there. 311 00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:50,908 Fell right on his face. 312 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:54,275 He was... bleeding and... 313 00:14:54,548 --> 00:14:56,692 I was a mess. 314 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,559 And Mike knew exactly what to do. 315 00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:04,552 He always did. 316 00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:06,680 Oh, mom. 317 00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:13,114 I'm okay. 318 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:18,468 Just so many memories of him here. 319 00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,234 Anyway... 320 00:15:23,558 --> 00:15:26,660 the point is... 321 00:15:27,128 --> 00:15:31,407 you shouldn't worry about Porter. 322 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,193 I just... 323 00:15:33,269 --> 00:15:37,281 I think that he's not into this anymore. 324 00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,520 That he's losing interest in being a dad. 325 00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:42,553 He was late for class because of work. 326 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:43,742 You gotta cut him some slack. 327 00:15:43,762 --> 00:15:45,165 It's not just that. 328 00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:47,403 He's missed some doctor's appointments, 329 00:15:47,428 --> 00:15:51,660 and he missed the tour of the birthing room at the hospital. 330 00:15:52,121 --> 00:15:53,141 We had a deal. 331 00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:57,001 He was supposed to help raise the baby so that I could finish school. 332 00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:59,651 But now I'm afraid that 333 00:15:59,687 --> 00:16:02,089 it's all falling apart. 334 00:16:10,443 --> 00:16:12,949 That was delicious. 335 00:16:12,969 --> 00:16:14,667 I'm glad you liked it. 336 00:16:15,197 --> 00:16:16,720 More wine? 337 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,556 Lynette, it's our third date. 338 00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:20,793 I'm pretty much a sure thing. 339 00:16:22,553 --> 00:16:24,357 Something wrong? You're acting a little weird. 340 00:16:24,408 --> 00:16:25,894 Yeah, there's... 341 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,115 I have a little favor to ask you. 342 00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:33,488 Please, don't send Tom to Mumbai. 343 00:16:34,323 --> 00:16:36,900 You have a very odd sense of foreplay. 344 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,548 I know. It's just... 345 00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:41,155 the kids are upset, and Tom is a wreck, 346 00:16:41,195 --> 00:16:43,597 and I don't think I can go through with it. 347 00:16:44,696 --> 00:16:46,383 Okay. 348 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,075 Really? 349 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,883 Yeah. I didn't want him to go. I was just doing it for you. 350 00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:51,486 I'll send McGuinness instead. 351 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,642 That son of a bitch had the nerve 352 00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:54,621 to beat me in tennis last week. 353 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,362 Oh. Thank you. 354 00:16:57,659 --> 00:17:00,986 I am so grateful. 355 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:02,889 Well... 356 00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:04,467 I can think of one way 357 00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:06,392 that you can show your gratitude. 358 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:07,773 - Mm. - Whoa. 359 00:17:07,848 --> 00:17:10,847 Um, maybe you're the one who needs another glass of wine. 360 00:17:10,937 --> 00:17:12,964 Gregg. No. 361 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,015 Okay, what's going on? 362 00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:18,081 I just... I'm not ready for that step, 363 00:17:18,127 --> 00:17:19,859 and I don't know that I ever will be. 364 00:17:19,894 --> 00:17:20,833 Ever? 365 00:17:20,857 --> 00:17:24,511 I'm sorry. There's... someone else. 366 00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:26,772 You just realized that? 367 00:17:26,807 --> 00:17:31,394 No. No, I just realized how much I want it to work. 368 00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:32,970 So let me get this straight. 369 00:17:33,005 --> 00:17:34,915 You use me to get back at your ex, 370 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,795 and now you're dumping me for some other guy? 371 00:17:36,816 --> 00:17:38,898 That's unbelievable! 372 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,218 Unbelievable. 373 00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:03,147 And in local news, 374 00:18:03,201 --> 00:18:06,706 the trial of Bree Van de Kamp is set to begin tomorrow. 375 00:18:06,742 --> 00:18:09,845 Van de kamp is accused of killing Ramon Sanchez, 376 00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:11,108 whose body was discovered 377 00:18:11,148 --> 00:18:14,712 beneath a condominium development in Chapman woods. 378 00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:19,715 Hey. Couldn't sleep? 379 00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,393 Hey. No. 380 00:18:21,532 --> 00:18:22,152 Huh. 381 00:18:22,695 --> 00:18:24,611 Thought I'd take a walk. 382 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:29,664 Remember the last time we were up this late together? 383 00:18:30,829 --> 00:18:32,981 The night we buried Alejandro. 384 00:18:33,977 --> 00:18:36,384 God, if we could only go back. 385 00:18:38,950 --> 00:18:40,592 Hey. 386 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,386 You having trouble sleeping, too? 387 00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:43,985 No, I woke up to get some water, 388 00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:45,221 and I saw you from the window. 389 00:18:45,241 --> 00:18:46,682 What are you guys doing up? 390 00:18:47,257 --> 00:18:48,440 We can't sleep because our friend 391 00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:51,092 is going on trial tomorrow morning for murder. 392 00:18:51,127 --> 00:18:54,129 Oh, relax. Bree's innocent. The jury's gonna see that. 393 00:18:54,447 --> 00:18:56,225 Juries make mistakes. 394 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,659 Well, you know, it doesn't help Bree 395 00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:59,188 for us to be negative right now. 396 00:18:59,495 --> 00:19:02,131 Do you know what I was thinking we should do to help her? 397 00:19:03,148 --> 00:19:05,399 Go to the judge and tell her the truth. 398 00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,285 I was thinking the exact same thing. 399 00:19:07,336 --> 00:19:09,373 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. What's going on here? 400 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,097 What, it never even crossed your mind? 401 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,732 Well, we have a plan in place, 402 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,042 and if we just hold on a little longer, 403 00:19:16,107 --> 00:19:17,515 everything will be back to normal. 404 00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:19,322 And what if Bree is convicted, huh? 405 00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:20,930 What are we gonna do then? 406 00:19:21,011 --> 00:19:21,992 I don't know. 407 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,531 Clearly. Do you even care? 408 00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:24,242 Lynette! 409 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:27,200 Okay. It's late. 410 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,942 Well, let's just talk about it tomorrow. 411 00:19:33,979 --> 00:19:36,447 Well, I don't get this. Why are you guys mad at me? 412 00:19:36,955 --> 00:19:39,389 Because you're not having any trouble sleeping. 413 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:54,193 Don't freak out. It's just me. 414 00:19:57,706 --> 00:19:58,917 Trip, what are you doing here? 415 00:19:58,986 --> 00:20:00,306 It's the middle of the night. 416 00:20:00,362 --> 00:20:02,346 I had a feeling you might be up. 417 00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:09,240 Do we need to discuss my case? 418 00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:11,518 Nope. Just the opposite. 419 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:14,243 Doughnuts... "Casablanca." 420 00:20:14,268 --> 00:20:15,881 That's one of my favorite movies. 421 00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:17,408 - Yours, too? - Never seen it. 422 00:20:17,462 --> 00:20:21,972 I'm, uh, more a "Caddyshack" kind of guy. 423 00:20:22,711 --> 00:20:24,724 But I had a feeling about you. 424 00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:26,415 - May I? - Sure. 425 00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:30,666 My trial starts in six hours. 426 00:20:30,873 --> 00:20:33,061 Is this really what we should be doing? 427 00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:35,464 Do you know anything about sports? 428 00:20:35,578 --> 00:20:36,975 No more than I have to. 429 00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:39,332 This is just like going to the championships. 430 00:20:39,397 --> 00:20:40,788 You practice your ass off to get there, 431 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:42,760 but the night before the big game, 432 00:20:43,497 --> 00:20:45,054 you just forget about it. 433 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,844 I can't believe I'm going through this. 434 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,561 But if I have to... 435 00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,324 I guess what I'm saying is, 436 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:56,229 of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, 437 00:20:56,293 --> 00:20:58,798 I'm glad you walked into mine. 438 00:20:58,936 --> 00:21:01,103 Am I supposed to know what that means? 439 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,198 Start the movie. 440 00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:08,207 Thank you. 441 00:21:23,981 --> 00:21:27,296 In the matter of people vs. Bree Van de Kamp, 442 00:21:27,357 --> 00:21:29,675 we are here for opening statements. 443 00:21:29,725 --> 00:21:31,852 Ms. Stone, you may proceed. 444 00:21:35,851 --> 00:21:38,588 How well do we really know our friends and neighbors? 445 00:21:38,643 --> 00:21:42,325 They borrow our lawn mowers, sit with us in P.T.A. meetings, 446 00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,583 Bring us tuna casseroles. 447 00:21:44,788 --> 00:21:46,617 But as this case will demonstrate, 448 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,688 they also have secrets... 449 00:21:48,790 --> 00:21:51,817 Secrets they keep from their neighbors, 450 00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:55,964 secrets that can poison a place like Wisteria Lane. 451 00:21:56,290 --> 00:22:00,195 Ms. Stone wonders how well we know our neighbors. 452 00:22:00,276 --> 00:22:02,337 Well, in this case, as it turns out, 453 00:22:02,439 --> 00:22:04,262 pretty darn well. 454 00:22:04,377 --> 00:22:06,107 Breen Van de Kamp's friends will tell you 455 00:22:06,167 --> 00:22:10,945 that she is a woman of honesty, integrity, and compassion. 456 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:13,528 Bree Van de Kamp is an alcoholic, 457 00:22:13,588 --> 00:22:16,331 a woman of loose morals. 458 00:22:16,582 --> 00:22:19,298 She would pick up strange men in bars, 459 00:22:19,358 --> 00:22:20,652 have sex with them, 460 00:22:20,713 --> 00:22:24,813 frequently waking up with no recollection of what happened. 461 00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:28,367 If picking up people in bars is a crime, 462 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:32,749 there might be a criminal or two in this very courtroom. 463 00:22:33,112 --> 00:22:36,683 The defendant lured Ramon Sanchez into her house, 464 00:22:36,787 --> 00:22:38,789 seduced him, and bludgeoned him. 465 00:22:38,854 --> 00:22:41,358 There is no connection whatsoever 466 00:22:41,398 --> 00:22:43,895 between my client and Mr. Sanchez. 467 00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:46,331 And while it isn't against the law to sleep with any man 468 00:22:46,367 --> 00:22:50,035 who'd buy you a martini, it is illegal to kill them. 469 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:53,358 Has Bree made some questionable choices? Yes. 470 00:22:53,437 --> 00:22:55,192 Does that make her a killer? 471 00:22:55,757 --> 00:22:57,256 No. 472 00:22:57,533 --> 00:23:01,529 It makes her human... like the rest of us. 473 00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:05,212 This is a case about a woman who led a secret life, 474 00:23:05,716 --> 00:23:08,069 but here's the thing about secrets. 475 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:11,899 Like bodies, they don't always stay buried. 476 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,051 Welcome to big top burger. 477 00:23:18,111 --> 00:23:19,727 Hi. I'm looking for Porter Scavo. 478 00:23:19,807 --> 00:23:20,652 Is he done yet? 479 00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:22,683 No, Porter's working the drive-thru. 480 00:23:25,408 --> 00:23:28,382 Oh. I thought he was only working till 1:00. 481 00:23:28,432 --> 00:23:30,190 Well, I heard him say he'd cover the afternoon shift, 482 00:23:30,228 --> 00:23:31,731 so that's till 6:00. 483 00:23:31,807 --> 00:23:33,959 Now can I get you something to eat? 484 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,022 No, I think I'll get something to go. 485 00:23:39,741 --> 00:23:42,223 Welcome to big top burger. Can I help you? 486 00:23:42,330 --> 00:23:43,459 I've got a better idea. 487 00:23:43,535 --> 00:23:45,700 How about you help the mother of your child? 488 00:23:46,169 --> 00:23:47,586 Mrs. Delfino? 489 00:23:47,686 --> 00:23:49,608 Dear god. Is there another person 490 00:23:49,664 --> 00:23:51,140 who could say what I just said to you? 491 00:23:51,235 --> 00:23:52,617 No, of course not. 492 00:23:52,721 --> 00:23:54,379 Porter, why are you making julie 493 00:23:54,431 --> 00:23:56,284 do all of this stuff without you? 494 00:23:56,472 --> 00:23:59,067 I'm busting my butt trying to make money for her and the baby. 495 00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:00,534 I'm working three jobs. 496 00:24:00,574 --> 00:24:02,064 Well, then tell her that. 497 00:24:02,251 --> 00:24:06,281 She's worried that you're losing interest in being a dad. 498 00:24:06,911 --> 00:24:09,555 I'm talking to the clown! Shut up! 499 00:24:09,644 --> 00:24:11,765 Can you please pull up to the window? 500 00:24:17,468 --> 00:24:19,124 Look, Mrs. Delfino, 501 00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:21,613 I barely graduated high school, 502 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:24,160 I ditched college, and this is about as much 503 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,514 as my baby's daddy is gonna achieve. 504 00:24:26,619 --> 00:24:29,069 You can always go back to college. 505 00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:29,890 When? 506 00:24:30,061 --> 00:24:32,177 Everybody says how expensive it is to have a kid. 507 00:24:32,233 --> 00:24:35,396 With the crap money I make, I'll be working all the time. 508 00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:36,902 Look, I get it. 509 00:24:37,247 --> 00:24:40,816 It's just not right for Julie to do this without you. 510 00:24:40,907 --> 00:24:43,683 I totally agree. Julie's given up so much 511 00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:46,242 so I can be in this kid's life. 512 00:24:46,455 --> 00:24:51,230 But I'm starting to realize... that was a bad trade for her. 513 00:24:57,225 --> 00:24:59,237 Look at her, a regular black widow. 514 00:24:59,301 --> 00:25:02,319 It says here she slept with 15 guys in a 2-month period. 515 00:25:02,384 --> 00:25:04,040 And she was drunk the whole time. 516 00:25:04,134 --> 00:25:05,691 Sounds like college. 517 00:25:06,928 --> 00:25:09,087 Excuse me. But you don't know what you're talking about. 518 00:25:09,151 --> 00:25:10,607 Do you even know this woman? 519 00:25:10,753 --> 00:25:13,025 Actually, a friend of mine used her to cater a party once. 520 00:25:13,116 --> 00:25:14,480 Said she had shifty eyes. 521 00:25:14,564 --> 00:25:16,115 They do look pretty shifty. 522 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:18,866 W-well, I do know her, and she's innocent. 523 00:25:19,092 --> 00:25:20,234 Yeah, I don't think the police go around 524 00:25:20,349 --> 00:25:21,667 arresting innocent people. 525 00:25:21,815 --> 00:25:23,632 She must have done something. 526 00:25:23,754 --> 00:25:25,613 Oh, so you guys read one article, 527 00:25:25,694 --> 00:25:27,123 and just like that, she's guilty? 528 00:25:27,239 --> 00:25:29,564 It's not just us. Everyone says she killed the guy. 529 00:25:29,732 --> 00:25:32,825 She's the last person in this world who would kill somebody. 530 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:34,803 She's a friend and a mother 531 00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:37,381 and probably the most decent person I know. 532 00:25:37,782 --> 00:25:38,871 And she would die if she knew 533 00:25:39,042 --> 00:25:40,996 how people are talking about her. 534 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,719 Well, she better get used to it. 535 00:25:42,905 --> 00:25:47,782 If I'm a juror, she's going away for a long, long time. 536 00:25:52,249 --> 00:25:54,412 And with every exhale, 537 00:25:54,565 --> 00:25:57,252 the tension is being blown out, 538 00:25:57,479 --> 00:26:01,858 and every inhale brings in positive energy. 539 00:26:02,711 --> 00:26:04,452 Now you're imagining 540 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,967 a peaceful scene... 541 00:26:07,581 --> 00:26:11,154 that beautiful lawn by the science building 542 00:26:11,251 --> 00:26:12,899 at your college. 543 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:16,496 And you're walking towards the chemistry lab 544 00:26:16,677 --> 00:26:19,997 to finish the research for your dissertation. 545 00:26:20,141 --> 00:26:24,742 And now on that same lawn, a graduation ceremony 546 00:26:24,839 --> 00:26:30,527 in which you are finally receiving your PhD. 547 00:26:30,817 --> 00:26:32,570 Mom, what are you doing? 548 00:26:33,894 --> 00:26:36,046 The other day, you were talking about a murder trial, 549 00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:38,822 and now you're talking about stuff that will never happen. 550 00:26:39,572 --> 00:26:41,426 I think it will. 551 00:26:41,579 --> 00:26:43,109 How? 552 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:45,949 Because I am going to move back up there with you 553 00:26:46,019 --> 00:26:47,764 and help raise the baby. 554 00:26:48,595 --> 00:26:49,231 What? 555 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:53,083 I'm gonna sell this house, and M.J. and I 556 00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:56,372 are going with you so you can finish your degree. 557 00:26:56,537 --> 00:26:59,044 But... what about Porter? 558 00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:01,586 Well, there will always be a place for him 559 00:27:01,659 --> 00:27:03,212 in his child's life, 560 00:27:04,027 --> 00:27:08,960 but Porter needs to find his own life right now. 561 00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:12,956 No. I can't let you do this. You love the lane. 562 00:27:13,056 --> 00:27:17,131 Oh, I do, but nowhere near as much as I love you. 563 00:27:18,270 --> 00:27:20,687 And besides... 564 00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:23,853 I think it'll be good for me, too. 565 00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:24,913 What do you mean? 566 00:27:24,942 --> 00:27:27,335 Well, I told you, honey. There are memories here 567 00:27:27,411 --> 00:27:30,784 that are just too hard to live with every day. 568 00:27:36,036 --> 00:27:37,344 Mom... 569 00:27:38,565 --> 00:27:40,329 this would be awesome. 570 00:27:41,431 --> 00:27:44,899 But... are you sure you wanna do this? 571 00:27:46,808 --> 00:27:48,395 I'm sure. 572 00:27:51,859 --> 00:27:54,524 Okay. Lay back down. 573 00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:57,553 As Mike used to say, 574 00:27:57,769 --> 00:28:00,076 we gotta practice birthing a baby. 575 00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:08,927 You are gonna love it there, McGuinness. 576 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:12,223 And hey, if you don't, it's only a year. 577 00:28:12,881 --> 00:28:16,015 I'll give you my "India on 50 rupees a day" book. 578 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,771 All right, people, let's get started. 579 00:28:19,481 --> 00:28:23,302 Thanks again. I am so glad to be staying here. 580 00:28:23,652 --> 00:28:26,790 Yeah, well, thank your ex-wife. She's the one who convinced me. 581 00:28:27,377 --> 00:28:30,234 Really? Lynette did that? 582 00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:32,312 Yeah. Real piece of work, that one. 583 00:28:32,391 --> 00:28:34,383 I don't know how you put up with it. 584 00:28:35,695 --> 00:28:39,700 I'm sorry. Um... aren't you guys dating? 585 00:28:39,911 --> 00:28:41,383 No. She dumped me. 586 00:28:41,489 --> 00:28:44,029 Apparently, she's hung up on some other guy. 587 00:28:45,536 --> 00:28:47,050 I'm surprised you didn't wanna go to Mumbai 588 00:28:47,122 --> 00:28:49,557 just to get away from her crap. 589 00:28:51,635 --> 00:28:54,665 I know. She can be, uh, a bit of a handful. 590 00:28:54,796 --> 00:28:56,095 Oh, yeah, that's why you dumped her, 591 00:28:56,182 --> 00:28:57,804 'cause she's a "Handful." 592 00:28:59,403 --> 00:29:00,093 I'm telling you, guys, 593 00:29:00,175 --> 00:29:02,373 23 years living with that psycho... 594 00:29:02,453 --> 00:29:05,906 He's either a saint or a masochist. 595 00:29:06,938 --> 00:29:10,117 Okay. Okay. Let's... let's start the meeting. 596 00:29:10,189 --> 00:29:12,582 Oh, seriously. I barely survived one week 597 00:29:12,637 --> 00:29:13,638 with that ball-buster. 598 00:29:13,729 --> 00:29:15,902 Gregg, I'm asking you, drop it. 599 00:29:15,981 --> 00:29:19,469 I'm just saying Lynette is a first class bitch. 600 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,778 Uhh! Oh. 601 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,639 Well, I hope that was worth it, 602 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:28,294 'cause you're fired. 603 00:29:41,395 --> 00:29:43,611 Okay, Mr. Weston, 604 00:29:43,703 --> 00:29:45,985 is the defense ready to call its first witness? 605 00:29:46,112 --> 00:29:49,295 We are, your honor. The defense calls Susan Delfino. 606 00:29:52,371 --> 00:29:54,081 How long have you known my client? 607 00:29:54,327 --> 00:29:55,505 Nearly 20 years. 608 00:29:55,506 --> 00:29:57,841 So it's fair to say you know each other well? 609 00:29:57,842 --> 00:29:58,819 We're like sisters. 610 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:01,057 She's the most honest person I've ever met. 611 00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:03,857 Can you tell us what happened on the night in question? 612 00:30:04,165 --> 00:30:06,049 It was a progressive dinner party. 613 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:08,708 I'm sorry. I don't get out much. 614 00:30:08,709 --> 00:30:10,788 What is a progressive dinner party? 615 00:30:10,789 --> 00:30:12,000 The whole street throws it. 616 00:30:12,001 --> 00:30:14,477 Every house is responsible for a specific course. 617 00:30:14,478 --> 00:30:17,001 - Oh, sounds like fun. - Unless you don't know how to cook. 618 00:30:17,002 --> 00:30:19,017 They skipped my house that night. 619 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:21,541 Now as you traveled from house to house, 620 00:30:21,658 --> 00:30:23,572 were you with Bree the whole time? 621 00:30:24,058 --> 00:30:25,045 No. 622 00:30:25,145 --> 00:30:26,214 Really? 623 00:30:26,328 --> 00:30:27,622 Where did she go? 624 00:30:27,977 --> 00:30:30,853 She left my house to go check on her entree. 625 00:30:31,306 --> 00:30:33,704 Wouldn't that have given her time to kill Mr. Sanchez? 626 00:30:33,705 --> 00:30:36,175 Or have sex with her boyfriend while the chicken burned, 627 00:30:36,176 --> 00:30:38,410 which is what she was doing when the whole neighborhood 628 00:30:38,411 --> 00:30:39,641 walked in on her. 629 00:30:39,642 --> 00:30:41,924 I imagine that must have been awkward. 630 00:30:41,946 --> 00:30:44,261 Clearly, you haven't spent much time on my street. 631 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,230 And then what happened? 632 00:30:46,986 --> 00:30:48,665 The party finished at my house, 633 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,712 and then Susan, Lynette, and Bree stayed late 634 00:30:50,713 --> 00:30:51,836 to help me clean up. 635 00:30:51,837 --> 00:30:53,636 - How late? - Around 2:00 in the morning. 636 00:30:53,637 --> 00:30:55,852 And the coroner's report said that the time of death 637 00:30:55,853 --> 00:30:59,896 was between 10:00 P.M. and midnight. Interesting. 638 00:31:01,422 --> 00:31:03,289 So there's no possible way 639 00:31:03,290 --> 00:31:06,352 that Bree could have killed Ramon Sanchez that night? 640 00:31:06,353 --> 00:31:09,597 No way. Bree couldn't hurt a fly. 641 00:31:10,496 --> 00:31:12,893 The only thing she killed that night was the chicken. 642 00:31:13,729 --> 00:31:17,677 No. As god as my witness, Bree did not kill him. 643 00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:24,897 That's it from the car. 644 00:31:24,898 --> 00:31:27,485 My assistant's gonna pack up the rest of it. 645 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:30,446 Security's been told not to let me back in the building. 646 00:31:30,447 --> 00:31:32,612 I swear, Tom, I am trying to be supportive, 647 00:31:32,613 --> 00:31:35,040 but I'm having a hard time following this. 648 00:31:35,109 --> 00:31:37,106 Why would you hit your boss? 649 00:31:38,118 --> 00:31:40,402 I just... never liked him. 650 00:31:40,406 --> 00:31:43,153 So? There's lots of people you don't like. 651 00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:46,325 Mr. Indich in 3F, who never picks up after his dog... 652 00:31:46,326 --> 00:31:49,122 I can't even get you to write an angry note. 653 00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:51,473 You know what? I lost my temper. 654 00:31:52,053 --> 00:31:53,969 Because he was going to transfer you? 655 00:31:55,573 --> 00:31:56,658 No. 656 00:31:58,261 --> 00:32:00,129 Because he was dating Lynette. 657 00:32:05,893 --> 00:32:07,601 Oh, my god. 658 00:32:08,453 --> 00:32:10,161 Are you still in love with her? 659 00:32:13,012 --> 00:32:15,765 Jane, look, you have to understand. Lynette has... 660 00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:18,995 Been a part of your life for 23 years. I know. 661 00:32:19,127 --> 00:32:20,313 She's the mother of your children. 662 00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:23,057 I get it. You've given me this speech a hundred times. 663 00:32:23,058 --> 00:32:24,722 Now answer the question. 664 00:32:24,723 --> 00:32:26,287 Do you still love her? 665 00:32:28,515 --> 00:32:29,662 Yes. 666 00:32:31,794 --> 00:32:32,879 Wow. 667 00:32:34,324 --> 00:32:35,568 And I was, what? 668 00:32:35,572 --> 00:32:39,345 Some... wall you built to try and hide that from yourself? 669 00:32:39,346 --> 00:32:40,479 No. 670 00:32:41,811 --> 00:32:43,580 You were the woman who was there for me 671 00:32:43,581 --> 00:32:47,173 when I was broken and confused, 672 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,588 and I-I still care about you very much. 673 00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:50,689 No. 674 00:32:51,477 --> 00:32:53,285 Tom, you don't get to break somebody's heart 675 00:32:53,286 --> 00:32:55,346 and still say you care about them. 676 00:33:01,287 --> 00:33:02,739 If it matters... 677 00:33:03,430 --> 00:33:04,787 I loved you. 678 00:33:16,102 --> 00:33:18,402 So you recognize this man as well? 679 00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:22,050 Yes. I slept with him, too. 680 00:33:22,614 --> 00:33:24,659 I can imagine how painful this is, 681 00:33:25,509 --> 00:33:29,254 having to publicly acknowledge liaisons with all these men. 682 00:33:29,255 --> 00:33:31,074 No. You can't. 683 00:33:31,164 --> 00:33:33,030 You didn't have to testify. 684 00:33:33,031 --> 00:33:34,973 Why did you subject yourself to this? 685 00:33:34,974 --> 00:33:38,133 Because I admit my transgressions. 686 00:33:38,134 --> 00:33:40,657 Was killing Ramon Sanchez one of them? 687 00:33:40,806 --> 00:33:43,587 No. Absolutely not. 688 00:33:51,862 --> 00:33:54,097 That seemed very heartfelt. 689 00:33:54,789 --> 00:33:56,801 So your conscience is clear? 690 00:33:57,365 --> 00:33:59,473 Yes. It is. 691 00:33:59,526 --> 00:34:02,613 Your honor, I'd like to enter into evidence 692 00:34:02,614 --> 00:34:04,415 prosecution exhibit 24. 693 00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:07,898 Objection. We haven't seen this. They can't blindside us... 694 00:34:07,899 --> 00:34:09,979 This just came into our possession last night. 695 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:11,845 It rebuts Ms. Van de kamp's testimony 696 00:34:11,846 --> 00:34:14,017 regarding her clear conscience. 697 00:34:14,966 --> 00:34:16,353 I'll allow it. 698 00:34:17,685 --> 00:34:19,409 Does this letter look familiar? 699 00:34:25,477 --> 00:34:27,330 Yes. I wrote it. 700 00:34:27,669 --> 00:34:30,177 It's a suicide note, isn't it? 701 00:34:31,878 --> 00:34:33,042 Yes. 702 00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:35,969 This letter was discovered on may 7th at the Frost Hotel, 703 00:34:35,970 --> 00:34:38,221 where Ms. Van de kamp had taken a room. 704 00:34:38,241 --> 00:34:39,413 The manager heard shouting, 705 00:34:39,414 --> 00:34:41,153 including a reference to "A gun." 706 00:34:41,154 --> 00:34:43,439 Police were summoned, but Ms. Van de kamp was gone. 707 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,420 This was found in the wastebasket. 708 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,166 Proceed, Ms. Stone. 709 00:34:47,344 --> 00:34:50,669 Do you recall anything else of significance 710 00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:52,633 occurring on may 7th? 711 00:34:53,197 --> 00:34:54,156 No. 712 00:34:54,157 --> 00:34:56,773 That's the day your boyfriend, Chuck Vance, 713 00:34:56,774 --> 00:34:59,265 a decorated Fairview police detective, 714 00:34:59,365 --> 00:35:01,216 was killed in a hit and run accident, wasn't it? 715 00:35:01,217 --> 00:35:03,140 Objection. My client isn't on trial 716 00:35:03,141 --> 00:35:05,557 - for killing detective Vance. - Not yet. 717 00:35:05,558 --> 00:35:07,153 - Your honor... - Withdrawn. 718 00:35:09,093 --> 00:35:11,057 Please. Read the letter. 719 00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:28,792 "I never thought I could feel such... remorse, such guilt." 720 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:31,244 Your honor, if we could take a short recess... 721 00:35:31,245 --> 00:35:32,458 Denied. 722 00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:35,097 "No one knows who I really am." 723 00:35:35,485 --> 00:35:37,226 "I'm entirely alone." 724 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,749 "Living with this secret is too painful." 725 00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:42,170 "I can't go on." 726 00:35:45,565 --> 00:35:47,384 Doesn't sound like a clear conscience, does it, 727 00:35:47,385 --> 00:35:48,614 Ms. Van de Kamp? 728 00:35:48,954 --> 00:35:50,405 No further questions. 729 00:35:54,136 --> 00:35:56,519 - Bree. - Please, I just need to be alone. 730 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,205 Not until you tell me what that was about. 731 00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:01,429 I already told you. 732 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,104 I was in a very dark place, with the drinking 733 00:36:04,105 --> 00:36:06,054 and my friends abandoning me. 734 00:36:06,585 --> 00:36:08,757 But I did not kill anyone. 735 00:36:09,465 --> 00:36:10,871 You have to believe me. 736 00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,246 I do believe you. 737 00:36:12,665 --> 00:36:15,988 I just... hope the jury does. 738 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:21,378 Come on. You don't know that it's your fault. 739 00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:26,733 Please, Tom loses his job the day after I dump his boss? 740 00:36:26,834 --> 00:36:28,313 There's gotta be some connection, 741 00:36:28,314 --> 00:36:30,157 and the worst part is this is exactly 742 00:36:30,158 --> 00:36:31,553 what broke us up in the first place... 743 00:36:31,554 --> 00:36:34,126 me trying to control his life. 744 00:36:36,990 --> 00:36:40,046 You really suck at this gay friend thing. 745 00:36:40,047 --> 00:36:41,300 I'm sorry. 746 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:43,915 I can't take you seriously in that dress. 747 00:36:43,916 --> 00:36:46,309 You look like a giant taffeta bruise. 748 00:36:46,310 --> 00:36:49,124 I know. It is horrible. Maybe if I accessorize. 749 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:51,810 Unless the accessories are two hands over your eyes, 750 00:36:51,811 --> 00:36:55,133 forget it. Why don't you just tell Renee you hate the dress? 751 00:36:55,134 --> 00:36:58,669 Because she'll pick another one, and I'll hate that one, too. 752 00:36:58,670 --> 00:37:00,108 It's what I do. 753 00:37:00,109 --> 00:37:03,130 I did it to Tom all the time. 754 00:37:04,230 --> 00:37:06,972 I didn't want him to go to school, 755 00:37:06,973 --> 00:37:08,804 and then I didn't want him to quit. 756 00:37:08,805 --> 00:37:10,306 I wanted him to get a new job, 757 00:37:10,307 --> 00:37:12,670 and then I hated it. I don't know. 758 00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:14,766 Maybe I wasn't unhappy with Tom. 759 00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:16,491 Maybe I was just... 760 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:18,972 unhappy. 761 00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:20,059 Well... 762 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,963 at least we know you were right about that dress. 763 00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:27,979 Now turn around, let me get you out of it. 764 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,795 Seriously? We're this close? 765 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:34,458 When I tell the whole neighborhood about it, 766 00:37:34,459 --> 00:37:35,895 I will be kind. 767 00:37:37,099 --> 00:37:39,143 You're a good friend, Lee. 768 00:38:01,785 --> 00:38:04,008 Celia, give me the remote! 769 00:38:04,009 --> 00:38:06,320 No! Stop! Give it! 770 00:38:06,321 --> 00:38:08,462 Girls, don't make me come in there! 771 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:11,035 - It's my turn! - It's not! 772 00:38:15,454 --> 00:38:16,701 Who did this? 773 00:38:16,702 --> 00:38:17,557 Celia. 774 00:38:17,558 --> 00:38:18,962 Is that true, Celia? 775 00:38:19,175 --> 00:38:21,619 This belonged to my grandmother. 776 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,622 You are in big trouble, young lady. 777 00:38:23,623 --> 00:38:25,554 Sweep up the rest, and go to your room. 778 00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:29,604 It's not my fault. She pushed me into it. 779 00:38:29,605 --> 00:38:33,154 - You pushed her? - She wouldn't give me the remote, 780 00:38:33,155 --> 00:38:35,274 and it was my turn to pick what we watch. 781 00:38:35,275 --> 00:38:36,839 So you broke this. 782 00:38:38,121 --> 00:38:39,173 It was my turn. 783 00:38:39,174 --> 00:38:41,790 Juanita Solis, you were gonna let your sister take the blame 784 00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:43,304 for something you caused? 785 00:38:43,305 --> 00:38:44,741 That is horrible! 786 00:38:44,937 --> 00:38:47,096 This is your fault. Own up to it. 787 00:38:47,097 --> 00:38:49,110 Don't you see how bad... 788 00:38:53,897 --> 00:38:56,564 Mom? I'm sorry. 789 00:38:59,834 --> 00:39:01,045 Mommy? 790 00:39:01,864 --> 00:39:02,980 It's okay. 791 00:39:03,112 --> 00:39:05,142 Go wash up for dinner. I'll take care of this. 792 00:39:14,441 --> 00:39:16,404 And the fracture found on the victim's head 793 00:39:16,405 --> 00:39:18,933 is consistent with a blunt force injury. 794 00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:20,148 A blunt force that someone 795 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:23,380 of Ms. Van de kamp's size would be capable of inflicting? 796 00:39:23,381 --> 00:39:24,657 In my opinion. 797 00:39:24,918 --> 00:39:28,306 Your honor, the defense asks the court for a recess. 798 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,072 How did you find that? 799 00:39:38,118 --> 00:39:42,001 When Gaby mentioned her "Gardener," Alejandro, 800 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:43,030 my alarm bells went off. 801 00:39:43,031 --> 00:39:45,378 I had Lindsay do a little investigating. 802 00:39:46,007 --> 00:39:46,570 Oh. 803 00:39:46,571 --> 00:39:47,638 "Oh"? 804 00:39:47,787 --> 00:39:50,359 We're halfway through your murder trial, 805 00:39:50,651 --> 00:39:52,979 and I find out the victim is Gaby's stepfather, 806 00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:54,460 and all you can say is "Oh"? 807 00:39:54,461 --> 00:39:55,977 I'm sorry. 808 00:39:56,397 --> 00:39:58,965 I wanted to tell you, but we made a pact. 809 00:39:58,966 --> 00:40:00,067 Who did? 810 00:40:00,214 --> 00:40:01,395 You and Gaby? 811 00:40:01,687 --> 00:40:05,045 Me and Gaby and... other people... 812 00:40:05,046 --> 00:40:06,802 people that I care about. 813 00:40:07,174 --> 00:40:08,941 You care about them enough to lie for them? 814 00:40:08,942 --> 00:40:10,138 To commit perjury? 815 00:40:10,461 --> 00:40:12,266 How about enough to go to jail? 816 00:40:14,013 --> 00:40:14,720 You don't actually think 817 00:40:14,721 --> 00:40:17,196 - that's gonna happen, do you? - I don't know. 818 00:40:17,473 --> 00:40:19,644 After the D.A.'s suicide note stunt, 819 00:40:19,645 --> 00:40:20,921 it's possible. 820 00:40:21,053 --> 00:40:22,796 To the jury, you look like you're hiding something, 821 00:40:22,797 --> 00:40:25,009 and the fact is, you are. 822 00:40:27,429 --> 00:40:31,937 Look, I just... I just... I wanna win this case 823 00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:33,713 for you, okay? 824 00:40:34,086 --> 00:40:37,104 And if this is something that can exonerate you... 825 00:40:37,105 --> 00:40:41,262 It can, but not without betraying my friends. 826 00:40:49,437 --> 00:40:50,438 Bree... 827 00:40:51,531 --> 00:40:53,606 You're facing 20 years to life. 828 00:40:53,607 --> 00:40:55,650 This could be your only way out. 829 00:40:56,327 --> 00:40:58,995 I think it's time to tell the truth about Gaby. 830 00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:09,549 Yes, recent events in the lives of my friends 831 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,426 had stirred up intense emotions... 832 00:41:14,382 --> 00:41:18,010 excitement about starting a new chapter... 833 00:41:20,574 --> 00:41:23,979 guilt over causing another's pain... 834 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:30,858 disappointment in a failure to change. 835 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:35,416 Then there are those who are asked 836 00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:37,960 to put all emotion aside 837 00:41:37,961 --> 00:41:41,942 in order to make a coldhearted decision. 838 00:41:42,777 --> 00:41:45,029 Gaby, what are you doing here? 839 00:41:46,874 --> 00:41:49,172 I finally found the perfect scarf. 840 00:41:49,353 --> 00:41:51,192 It's... elegant. 841 00:41:51,193 --> 00:41:53,589 It's dignified. It's beautiful. 842 00:41:54,042 --> 00:41:55,173 It's you. 843 00:41:55,674 --> 00:41:57,221 You are so sweet. 844 00:41:57,385 --> 00:41:59,045 You didn't need to do this. 845 00:41:59,401 --> 00:42:00,885 Yes, I did. 846 00:42:02,137 --> 00:42:04,661 I haven't truly thanked you for what you're doing, 847 00:42:05,497 --> 00:42:08,613 the way you're sacrificing yourself for me and my family. 848 00:42:10,553 --> 00:42:13,334 You're just a much better person than I could ever hope to be. 849 00:42:14,815 --> 00:42:16,443 Oh, Gaby.